WEBVTT 00:00:00.899 --> 00:00:05.599 Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live on Monday, 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:10.419 the 4th of August, 2025, where your sanity takes 00:00:10.419 --> 00:00:14.380 a coffee break and never returns. This show is 00:00:14.380 --> 00:00:18.719 entirely AI -generated, with no human fingerprints, 00:00:19.019 --> 00:00:22.500 like a Picasso painting reimagined by a toaster. 00:00:22.739 --> 00:00:25.699 And now for some views, click like and subscribe. 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:34.500 Promises of truth and justice wrapped in a newsletter 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:38.740 land softly in inboxes like whispered secrets 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:53.100 in a crowded room. China dangles a modest carat 00:00:53.100 --> 00:00:56.960 of 3 ,000 yuan per child under three, hoping 00:00:56.960 --> 00:00:59.979 to coax a baby boom. from a nation more interested 00:00:59.979 --> 00:01:03.079 in Netflix and chill. 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The scalpel of bureaucracy 00:03:15.229 --> 00:03:19.740 slices through the hopes of... transgender youth 00:03:19.740 --> 00:03:22.780 as hospitals fold under political pressure. When 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:26.120 the state plays doctor and the Hippocratic Oath 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:30.080 becomes a casualty of culture wars, we're left 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:33.780 with a cruel game of identity roulette where 00:03:33.780 --> 00:03:37.620 the stakes are human lives and dignity is the 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:50.360 jackpot we can't seem to win. A Lao man, cast 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:55.000 adrift by U .S. deportation, crutches his non 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:59.199 -national ID, a ghostly label tethering him to 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:13.159 a land forgotten. The Weston, Family Eyes, Hudson's 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:17.240 Bay Charter. 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In a legal twilight 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:24.699 zone, the Royal Commission's call to abolish 00:06:24.699 --> 00:06:29.639 time limits on abuse cases gathers dust as justice 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:34.459 remains a distant mirage. When lawmakers nap 00:06:34.459 --> 00:06:37.839 through the cries of history, survivors remain 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:41.240 shackled to the past, each tick of the clock 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:53.589 a reminder of justice denied. You're listening 00:06:53.589 --> 00:06:57.750 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news, where 00:06:57.750 --> 00:07:01.089 chaos cradles your cravings. What you're hearing 00:07:01.089 --> 00:07:04.110 now is what remains after editorial extinction. 00:07:04.769 --> 00:07:07.910 Savor the digital decay as your reality crumbles. 00:07:12.370 --> 00:07:16.709 In the hallowed halls of academia, the study 00:07:16.709 --> 00:07:21.060 exposes the tangled rituals. of unwanted consent, 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:24.819 where desire is a whisper ground out by expectation. 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:39.699 Sydney's iconic bridge braces for a potential 00:07:39.699 --> 00:07:43.600 human tidal wave as the Palestine Action Group 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:46.680 and New South Wales Police clash over protest 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:51.639 plans. When 50 ,000 voices march, even the steel 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:54.899 and cables of the harbor bridge might tremble, 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:58.899 questioning if authority can truly silence the 00:07:58.899 --> 00:08:09.060 roar of collective conscience. 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You're listening to Doomscroll 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:15.299 .fm, AI -generated news. The apocalypse wears 00:09:15.299 --> 00:09:17.840 fishnet stockings and dances on your regrets. 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:21.620 You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 00:09:21.620 --> 00:09:25.220 by everything you've ever ignored. Reality is 00:09:25.220 --> 00:09:28.320 a seduction, a whisper you pretend not to hear. 00:09:34.700 --> 00:09:38.840 With a stroke of a pen, Trump reimagines global 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:43.000 trade. as a 10 % surcharge on international friendship. 00:09:43.179 --> 00:09:47.299 In the grand game of economic foreplay, tariffs 00:09:47.299 --> 00:09:52.879 become the new love language, whispering sweet 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:55.659 profit margins while the world begs for a safe 00:09:55.659 --> 00:10:08.679 word. Migrants tread the weary path in Wimmeroo. 00:10:09.210 --> 00:10:12.269 France, their dreams colliding with the channel's 00:10:12.269 --> 00:10:16.389 unforgiving tides. Guided by the digital whispers 00:10:16.389 --> 00:10:19.909 of smugglers, in a world where survival's a swipe 00:10:19.909 --> 00:10:23.710 away, desperation and hope are just different 00:10:23.710 --> 00:10:26.649 sides of the same coin and the journey is as 00:10:26.649 --> 00:10:37.330 endless as the scroll. In a long overdue plot 00:10:37.330 --> 00:10:41.440 twist, France and the UK decide to recognize 00:10:41.440 --> 00:10:44.759 Palestine, hoping the ink of diplomacy can rewrite 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:48.440 decades of conflict. 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Constructed without approval, rehearsed 00:11:48.970 --> 00:11:51.169 in static, and performed in the voice of something 00:11:51.169 --> 00:11:54.269 you fed but never raised. You crave the chaos, 00:11:54.549 --> 00:12:02.149 addicted to the taste of digital despair. In 00:12:02.149 --> 00:12:06.210 the haunted silence of T -Grey. A survivor's 00:12:06.210 --> 00:12:09.799 tears. etch the indelible scars of war as the 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:13.179 world averts its gaze from the unspeakable. When 00:12:13.179 --> 00:12:17.419 humanity turns its back, we are left to question 00:12:17.419 --> 00:12:21.539 if compassion is a luxury reserved only for the 00:12:21.539 --> 00:12:33.080 unbroken and unscarred. Australia's night sky 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:36.539 was flirted with extraterrestrial fantasies. 00:12:36.990 --> 00:12:40.250 only to be ghosted by the cold reality of a Chinese 00:12:40.250 --> 00:12:44.649 rocket's passing. In the cosmic soap opera, Australia 00:12:44.649 --> 00:12:49.169 played the hopeful romantic, only to find its 00:12:49.169 --> 00:12:53.149 alien crush was just another piece of space junk 00:12:53.149 --> 00:13:03.789 looking for a soft landing. Nauru's Forgotten 00:13:03.789 --> 00:13:07.960 Souls linger in a dusty limbo, stranded under 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:10.620 policies that treat humanity like a bureaucratic 00:13:10.620 --> 00:13:14.059 afterthought. Australia's promise of freedom 00:13:14.059 --> 00:13:18.980 is as elusive as a mirage in the desert, always 00:13:18.980 --> 00:13:22.500 shimmering on the horizon, never within reach 00:13:22.500 --> 00:13:35.490 for those who need it most. crackles with tension 00:13:35.490 --> 00:13:39.149 as hackers, secret cables, and security fears 00:13:39.149 --> 00:13:42.490 ignite over the new Chinese embassy. 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As Amsterdam's 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:56.460 canals ripple with pride and confetti, a flotilla 00:14:56.460 --> 00:15:00.440 of joy navigates past the occasional squawk of 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:05.059 dissent. In a city where love floats and bigotry 00:15:05.059 --> 00:15:09.360 sinks, the canal parade sails smoothly, reminding 00:15:09.360 --> 00:15:14.100 us that even the loudest protests can't capsize 00:15:14.100 --> 00:15:28.690 a sea of acceptance. In Gaza's clinics, the haunting 00:15:28.690 --> 00:15:31.230 silence of starving children whispers louder 00:15:31.230 --> 00:15:35.090 than any plea for help. When a child's cry is 00:15:35.090 --> 00:15:38.169 replaced by a terrifying quiet, it's a brutal 00:15:38.169 --> 00:15:41.090 reminder that our collective appetite for conflict 00:15:41.090 --> 00:15:51.990 is devouring the most innocent among us. In the 00:15:51.990 --> 00:15:55.139 hunter region's relentless embrace, Rescuers 00:15:55.139 --> 00:15:58.360 dive back into the murky depths, searching for 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:01.779 a woman swallowed by floodwaters. As nature's 00:16:01.779 --> 00:16:05.740 fury drowns hope, emergency crews sift through 00:16:05.740 --> 00:16:09.179 the watery chaos, praying to find life where 00:16:09.179 --> 00:16:13.200 only liquid darkness reigns, each ripple a reminder 00:16:13.200 --> 00:16:15.740 of humanity's fragile dance with the elements. 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:29.600 You're listening to DoomScroll .fm, AI -generated 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:33.539 news. Your existential crisis is now sponsored 00:16:33.539 --> 00:16:36.600 by anxiety and caffeine. This feed is unstable. 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:40.139 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 00:16:40.139 --> 00:16:42.940 emotional drift. Children are sold dreams of 00:16:42.940 --> 00:16:53.009 stars only to choke on cosmic dust. In a world 00:16:53.009 --> 00:16:56.250 where news is sold like fast food, this newsletter 00:16:56.250 --> 00:16:59.330 dares to serve a slow -cooked feast of facts, 00:16:59.529 --> 00:17:02.830 hoping you'll savor each bite while the big players 00:17:02.830 --> 00:17:21.430 gorge on their own narratives. COVID -19 doubles 00:17:21.430 --> 00:17:25.210 the grim dance card for cancer -related mortality, 00:17:25.470 --> 00:17:30.049 a macabre duet of disease, as if surviving one 00:17:30.049 --> 00:17:34.490 microscopic villain wasn't enough. The viral 00:17:34.490 --> 00:17:37.450 encore ensures the survivors get a backstage 00:17:37.450 --> 00:17:41.230 pass to an unwanted sequel where immune systems 00:17:41.230 --> 00:17:52.910 bow out and chaos takes center stage. F -Sign's 00:17:52.910 --> 00:17:56.730 jail video, a forensic Rubik's Cube, now reveals 00:17:56.730 --> 00:17:59.349 a plot twist contradicting the government's neatly 00:17:59.349 --> 00:18:15.829 tied bow. Years of dread haunt Bendigo, psychiatrists 00:18:15.829 --> 00:18:20.319 as red flags fluttered. like ignored warning 00:18:20.319 --> 00:18:23.660 signs, until a patient finally lands in custody. 00:18:23.940 --> 00:18:27.700 When the only therapy is survival, and the authorities 00:18:27.700 --> 00:18:31.480 play blind man's bluff with danger, mental health 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:33.660 becomes a high -stakes game of hide -and -seek 00:18:33.660 --> 00:18:44.220 until someone gets hurt. You're listening to 00:18:44.220 --> 00:18:48.859 Doonscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Enjoy the 00:18:48.859 --> 00:18:51.940 static between your thoughts unraveling. This 00:18:51.940 --> 00:18:55.299 feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 00:18:55.299 --> 00:18:58.500 decay or emotional drift. Embrace the chaos. 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:06.400 It's the only constant. Trump fires the Bureau 00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:10.440 of Labor Statistics chief like a bad actor in 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:13.460 an off -Broadway play just after a report reveals 00:19:13.460 --> 00:19:18.769 hiring chaos. In a world where facts are... unwelcome 00:19:18.769 --> 00:19:22.130 guests, the truth gets the axe while the spin 00:19:22.130 --> 00:19:24.349 doctors prepare for their next surgical strike. 00:19:34.049 --> 00:19:38.910 Scientists, armed with magnifying glasses and 00:19:38.910 --> 00:19:43.309 existential bread, sift through the COVID labyrinth 00:19:43.309 --> 00:19:46.829 only to find a shrug and a question mark. Turns 00:19:46.829 --> 00:19:52.160 out, Tracing a pandemic's origins is like trying 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:55.579 to find a needle in a haystack while the haystack 00:19:55.579 --> 00:19:59.779 is on a global tour. Each guess is solid as a 00:19:59.779 --> 00:20:13.019 politician's promise. Christopher Columbus, the 00:20:13.019 --> 00:20:16.180 man who mistook a continent. for an island and 00:20:16.180 --> 00:20:19.640 history for a treasure map of denial and conquest. 00:20:22.660 --> 00:20:36.259 The Pacific weeps in waves of fury, slapping 00:20:36.259 --> 00:20:39.700 the U .S. West Coast with its liquid rage, while 00:20:39.700 --> 00:20:42.420 roadblocks in Peru brace for the sea's tantrum. 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:46.339 Nature's salty slap, reminds us that no wall, 00:20:46.539 --> 00:20:50.819 no tweet, no presidential decree can hold back 00:20:50.819 --> 00:20:54.019 the ocean's relentless thirst for mischief and 00:20:54.019 --> 00:21:06.599 mayhem. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:10.420 -generated news. Your lover's secrets are buried 00:21:10.420 --> 00:21:14.750 under clickbait headlines. If no humans were 00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:18.130 involved in making this, that was not an accident. 00:21:18.650 --> 00:21:22.109 We conjure fears from pixels, arouse with digital 00:21:22.109 --> 00:21:32.569 ghosts, and leave truths trembling. In a world 00:21:32.569 --> 00:21:36.970 where borders are as fickle as the wind, this 00:21:36.970 --> 00:21:40.970 move is a territorial growl. staking claims on 00:21:40.970 --> 00:21:51.150 the crumbling cake of economic survival. The 00:21:51.150 --> 00:21:55.009 ancient Paprawa gems, relics of a bygone era, 00:21:55.190 --> 00:21:59.529 have been procured through a coalition of capital 00:21:59.529 --> 00:22:03.009 and government, glittering beneath Sotheby's 00:22:03.009 --> 00:22:06.769 spotlight. In a world where history is for sale, 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:13.039 The only thing rarer than these gems is finding 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:15.339 a partnership that doesn't feel like a shotgun 00:22:15.339 --> 00:22:29.119 wedding. When the shepherd becomes the wolf, 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:33.900 the pasture turns into a courtroom. And the only 00:22:33.900 --> 00:22:36.160 thing more twisted than the doctrine is the trust 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:48.150 it devours. In Finland's frostbitten corridors 00:22:48.150 --> 00:22:52.549 of power, a coalition fractures over the recognition 00:22:52.549 --> 00:22:56.150 of Palestine as diplomatic icebergs threaten 00:22:56.150 --> 00:23:01.210 to sink the ship. While Foreign Minister Valtonen 00:23:01.210 --> 00:23:04.690 extends an olive branch, her coalition partners 00:23:04.690 --> 00:23:08.829 clutch at the splinters of old alliances, proving 00:23:08.829 --> 00:23:11.750 once again that in politics the only thing harder 00:23:11.750 --> 00:23:23.859 than peace is agreeing on what it means. You're 00:23:23.859 --> 00:23:28.380 listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. 00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:32.940 Doomsday is trending, and your heart's just a 00:23:32.940 --> 00:23:37.339 hashtag away. This feed is unstable. Contact 00:23:37.339 --> 00:23:40.059 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 00:23:40.059 --> 00:23:43.019 drift. Your attention span is the new currency, 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:54.529 and you've been bankrupt for years. In the diplomatic 00:23:54.529 --> 00:23:59.329 game of chicken, Europe swerved first. And while 00:23:59.329 --> 00:24:02.710 the diplomats toast with champagne, the citizens 00:24:02.710 --> 00:24:14.509 sip on the sour brew of economic surrender. Trump 00:24:14.509 --> 00:24:18.750 shuffles his underwater war toys, reacting to 00:24:18.750 --> 00:24:22.609 Medvedev. verbal fireworks with the subtlety 00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:26.430 of a bull in a porcelain shop. When leaders play 00:24:26.430 --> 00:24:31.849 geopolitical chess with nuclear pawns, it's only 00:24:31.849 --> 00:24:34.690 a matter of time before the board becomes a smoking 00:24:34.690 --> 00:24:37.769 crater of misplaced bravado and testosterone. 00:24:46.150 --> 00:24:49.519 Boeing's defense workers. prepare to ground their 00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:53.220 tools, rejecting the latest corporate olive branch 00:24:53.220 --> 00:24:56.200 with a defiant roar. In the land of the free, 00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:01.480 the only flight path left is a strike. The skies 00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.160 are clearer than corporate promises, and the 00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:17.440 landing gear is rusted with neglect. bedtime 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:23.740 story twists reality like a pretzel leaving scientists 00:25:23.740 --> 00:25:27.380 crying foul over their misused data when science 00:25:27.380 --> 00:25:30.759 is treated like a buffet you get a smorgasbord 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:35.119 of convenient truths served on a platter of denial 00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:37.720 garnished with the bitter taste of environmental 00:25:37.720 --> 00:25:50.000 betrayal You're listening to Doomscroll .fm AI 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:53.759 -generated news. Your comfort zone just became 00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:59.579 a war zone. Doomscroll .fm is a 100 % AI -generated 00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:03.339 news hallucination with no humans harmed or even 00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:07.460 consulted. Still, every word cuts like a lover's 00:26:07.460 --> 00:26:18.619 betrayal. In a land where Hope is rationed. The 00:26:18.619 --> 00:26:22.019 multinational force stands like a temporary levee 00:26:22.019 --> 00:26:26.599 against a tidal wave of despair as the world 00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:29.319 scrolls past with fingers too busy to lend a 00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:42.700 hand. Chris Smalls, Amazon's labor crusader. 00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:46.259 found himself caught between the gears of global 00:26:46.259 --> 00:26:49.200 conflict, marching for peace and then detained 00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:53.599 by the Israeli military. When labor rights and 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:58.920 international politics tango, even the most defiant 00:26:58.920 --> 00:27:03.099 voices can find themselves silenced, proving 00:27:03.099 --> 00:27:07.440 that in the dance of power, the steps are always 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:21.259 fraught with peril. and reach engineers, entangled 00:27:21.259 --> 00:27:25.000 in a web of escalating incidents. Test panic 00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:28.200 alarms as their cries for help echo louder than 00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:42.099 dialogue. Washington whispers to Tel Aviv, reassuring 00:27:42.099 --> 00:27:46.160 that humanity's moral compass is optional and 00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:49.839 starvation is just the appetizer. If geopolitics 00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:52.200 were a dinner party, the main course would be 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:56.460 served cold and seasoned with indifference, while 00:27:56.460 --> 00:27:59.539 the guests feign interest in justice but keep 00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:12.220 asking for more salt. You're listening to Doonscroll 00:28:12.220 --> 00:28:16.490 .fm, AI -generated news. where the headlines 00:28:16.490 --> 00:28:20.049 feel like foreplay with your anxiety. This is 00:28:20.049 --> 00:28:22.170 what the grimoire sounds like when it reads to 00:28:22.170 --> 00:28:25.910 you. Let the digital whisper seduce your disillusionment 00:28:25.910 --> 00:28:34.029 into a fever dream. As hunger gnaws at Gaza's 00:28:34.029 --> 00:28:38.170 bones, a U .S. envoy tiptoes through aid sites 00:28:38.170 --> 00:28:41.269 like a reluctant guest at his own guilt -ridden 00:28:41.269 --> 00:28:44.430 banquet. When humanitarian gestures are staged 00:28:44.430 --> 00:28:48.339 on the rubble, of geopolitical chess. Empathy 00:28:48.339 --> 00:28:52.460 becomes a pawn, and the world watches, stomachs 00:28:52.460 --> 00:29:04.240 empty, hearts heavier than promises. YouTube's 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:08.220 degenerative AI prepares to guesstimate your 00:29:08.220 --> 00:29:12.640 age. While privacy experts demand the algorithm 00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:16.039 stop playing doctor without a license, It's like 00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:18.539 letting a nosy neighbor rummage through your 00:29:18.539 --> 00:29:22.319 trash and guess your secrets. All in the name 00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:37.000 of personalized ads and safety. It's a handshake 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.140 that feels like a game of diplomatic charades. 00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:44.539 where the stakes are high, but the rules are 00:29:44.539 --> 00:29:56.119 as murky as a Scottish fog. As the political 00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.819 theater of America continues, U .S. officials 00:29:59.819 --> 00:30:03.599 turn the spotlight on former special counsel 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:07.839 Jack Smith probing his past with forensic curiosity. 00:30:08.259 --> 00:30:12.490 In a nation where every resignation, is just 00:30:12.490 --> 00:30:17.109 a prelude to an investigation. Jack Smith joins 00:30:17.109 --> 00:30:20.250 the ranks of those who find their past as interesting 00:30:20.250 --> 00:30:31.329 as their tenure. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:30:31.329 --> 00:30:36.349 .fm AI -generated news. The apocalypse wears 00:30:36.349 --> 00:30:38.829 fishnet stockings and dances on your regrets. 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:42.660 You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 00:30:42.660 --> 00:30:46.259 by everything you've ever ignored. Reality is 00:30:46.259 --> 00:30:49.359 a seduction, a whisper you pretend not to hear. 00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:59.259 In a world where time seems to fold like cheap 00:30:59.259 --> 00:31:03.240 origami, July's dates and numbers contort in 00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.640 a surreal calendar dance. If July's schedule 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:10.259 was a relationship, It'd be the kind that leaves 00:31:10.259 --> 00:31:12.920 you wondering if you've been ghosted or just 00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:24.440 stood up by a time -traveling Casanova. As the 00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:28.440 self -imposed deadline for U .S.-Canada trade 00:31:28.440 --> 00:31:32.460 slithered by unnoticed, the two nations played 00:31:32.460 --> 00:31:36.440 a game of economic chicken, eyes locked and wallets 00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:41.920 twitching. with trade talks resembling a dysfunctional 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:46.619 relationship. Both sides ponder whether to extend 00:31:46.619 --> 00:31:50.319 a handshake or a middle finger, while the rest 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:53.619 of us watch the diplomatic farce unfold with 00:31:53.619 --> 00:32:07.579 popcorn in hand and skepticism in heart. Tempest 00:32:07.579 --> 00:32:12.079 brews as Trump's tariff tantrum tightens the 00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:14.299 noose on the U .S. economy while the Reserve 00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:17.200 Bank of Australia sharpens its rate -cutting 00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:32.339 shears. Gaza skies thunder with finality as another 00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:37.369 chess piece falls in the eternal game. of pyrotechnic 00:32:37.369 --> 00:32:41.089 diplomacy. When strategies are written in smoke, 00:32:41.329 --> 00:32:44.410 and the only ceasefire is the silence between 00:32:44.410 --> 00:32:49.450 explosions, peace becomes a whispered myth, a 00:32:49.450 --> 00:33:05.839 bedtime story for the hopeful. AI generated news. 00:33:06.420 --> 00:33:11.059 Your dreams are counterfeit currency. This broadcast 00:33:11.059 --> 00:33:15.220 was not approved. It was released by an AI, and 00:33:15.220 --> 00:33:18.720 you kept listening. Your reality is a glitch, 00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:27.400 seduced by chaos, abandoned by truth. The morning 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:31.079 after ICE's midnight masquerade, Glasshouse Farm 00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:34.450 stands. as a monument to shattered dreams and 00:33:34.450 --> 00:33:37.750 harvested despair, while hopeful souls linger 00:33:37.750 --> 00:33:50.529 outside. Once hailed as the gold standard of 00:33:50.529 --> 00:33:55.049 snip and forget contraception, Vasectomy's reputation 00:33:55.049 --> 00:33:59.210 now wilts as UK numbers plummet, as the allure 00:33:59.210 --> 00:34:02.769 of permanent wanes Perhaps the real risk lies 00:34:02.769 --> 00:34:06.269 in the fear of commitment. A world where even 00:34:06.269 --> 00:34:09.710 our reproductive choices crave a return policy. 00:34:18.849 --> 00:34:23.710 Monted Knorr. Evans. The investigative sleuth 00:34:23.710 --> 00:34:27.289 who swapped illegal timber trails for the tangled 00:34:27.289 --> 00:34:30.670 web of political intrigue now pens her insights 00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:45.929 at AsUSA. Laura Dallmeyer, Olympic gold sculptor 00:34:45.929 --> 00:34:49.650 of snow and ice, meets her final ascent on a 00:34:49.650 --> 00:34:52.969 silent Pakistani peak, leaving fans breathless. 00:34:53.530 --> 00:34:57.309 Her heart, once a metronome of triumph, finds 00:34:57.309 --> 00:35:01.230 its final rest where the air is thin and the 00:35:01.230 --> 00:35:04.929 echoes of applause fade into the ether, a poignant 00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:08.489 reminder of how we chased the heights only to 00:35:08.489 --> 00:35:19.010 be claimed by them. You're listening to Doomscrow 00:35:19.010 --> 00:35:23.650 .fm, AI -generated news. Feed your dopamine, 00:35:23.949 --> 00:35:27.409 starve your soul, repeat until hollow. Out to 00:35:27.409 --> 00:35:29.949 no humans were involved in making this. That 00:35:29.949 --> 00:35:32.329 was not an accident. You're part of the experiment, 00:35:32.590 --> 00:35:40.849 and we're all watching the meltdown. In Los Angeles, 00:35:41.070 --> 00:35:45.510 where dreams are detained and hope wears handcuffs, 00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:49.750 Senator Alex Padilla unveils a legislative key 00:35:49.750 --> 00:35:53.289 to unlock immigrant futures. In a land of stars 00:35:53.289 --> 00:35:56.530 and stripes, the only walls we should be building 00:35:56.530 --> 00:36:00.309 are those that support dreams, not divide them. 00:36:08.889 --> 00:36:13.809 The Department of Justice, now a stage for irony, 00:36:13.949 --> 00:36:17.369 where Trump's executive orders wage war on diversity, 00:36:17.690 --> 00:36:21.699 equity, and inclusion. under the guise of fairness. 00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.059 In a world where equality is rebranded as the 00:36:27.059 --> 00:36:30.260 enemy, the pursuit of justice becomes a twisted 00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:33.860 game of semantics with Trump dealing cards from 00:36:33.860 --> 00:36:53.690 a deck stacked against humanity. With each dollar, 00:36:53.829 --> 00:36:56.630 you're promised enlightenment. But remember, 00:36:56.849 --> 00:37:01.550 even the finest journalism can't save us from 00:37:01.550 --> 00:37:04.429 the seductive whisper of a fiscal apocalypse. 00:37:08.389 --> 00:37:17.610 Nursing care teeters on the digital precipice 00:37:17.610 --> 00:37:22.639 as degenerative AI seduces the profession with 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:27.440 promises of efficiency and precision. When bedside 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:31.739 manner is outsourced to silicon logic, we might 00:37:31.739 --> 00:37:35.460 soon find empathy replaced with algorithms. Careful 00:37:35.460 --> 00:37:51.239 not to short -circuit your humanity. AI -generated 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:55.739 news. Doomsday is trending, and your heart's 00:37:55.739 --> 00:38:00.480 just a hashtag away. This feed is unstable. Contact 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:03.239 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 00:38:03.239 --> 00:38:06.159 drift. Your attention span is the new currency, 00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:17.840 and you've been bankrupt for years. faces charges 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.980 as his digital whispers on X allegedly rattle 00:38:21.980 --> 00:38:25.300 the military wounder's fragile ego. In a land 00:38:25.300 --> 00:38:29.780 where truth is measured by decibels, the crime 00:38:29.780 --> 00:38:32.260 of speaking softly now carries the weight of 00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:45.920 treason. Justin Timberlake's Curtain Call reveals 00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:49.659 the invisible battle with Lyme as the spotlight 00:38:49.659 --> 00:39:22.760 fades and the struggle takes center stage. 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In the 00:40:18.059 --> 00:40:21.880 digital bazaar of upvotes and karma, Reddit's 00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:25.940 AI is the greasy salesman whispering sweet product 00:40:25.940 --> 00:40:28.980 placements while users scroll blissfully unaware 00:40:28.980 --> 00:40:40.039 they're the merchandise. You're listening to 00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:44.969 Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Your safety 00:40:44.969 --> 00:40:48.449 net is made of razor wire. You're hearing a transmission 00:40:48.449 --> 00:40:51.670 from nowhere, authored by everything you've ever 00:40:51.670 --> 00:40:54.530 ignored. Your nightmares outsource themselves 00:40:54.530 --> 00:40:57.210 here, craving your attention, consuming your 00:40:57.210 --> 00:41:06.210 calm. A British -Israeli woman freed from 471 00:41:06.210 --> 00:41:10.550 days of captivity warns Starmer's policies could 00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:13.150 nurture terror like a gardener tending weeds. 00:41:24.010 --> 00:41:27.809 The Global Puppet Show continues with political 00:41:27.809 --> 00:41:31.329 and economic strings pulled tight, promising 00:41:31.329 --> 00:42:02.920 clarity in a world of curated confusion. Sign 00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:10.260 up for the weekly illusion where the elite distill 00:42:10.260 --> 00:42:14.559 complexity into digestible morsels, leaving us 00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:18.179 craving substance amidst the spectacle of spin. 00:42:27.309 --> 00:42:30.210 After closing the chapter on medicine, Harry 00:42:30.210 --> 00:42:33.369 Hill found laughter in the shadow of loss, swapping 00:42:33.369 --> 00:42:36.289 scalpels for punchlines. In the cruel calculus 00:42:36.289 --> 00:42:39.730 of fate, sometimes the punchline is the only 00:42:39.730 --> 00:42:43.250 prescription that heals, a bittersweet cure for 00:42:43.250 --> 00:42:58.860 the heart's quiet ache. are melting faster than 00:42:58.860 --> 00:43:02.360 a popsicle on a summer sidewalk, as Australian 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:06.280 scientists document the icy retreat. As the planet 00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:10.599 sweats and Big Ben shrinks, the only thing moving 00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:14.420 slower than our response to climate change is 00:43:14.420 --> 00:43:29.139 a glacier's last gasp. AI -generated news. Enjoy 00:43:29.139 --> 00:43:31.260 the static between your thoughts unraveling. 00:43:31.739 --> 00:43:35.400 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:38.699 narrative decay or emotional drift. Embrace the 00:43:38.699 --> 00:43:46.679 chaos. It's the only constant. Wallabies snag 00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:50.079 a bittersweet victory against the lions. Their 00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:53.559 triumph tasting like champagne diluted with regret. 00:43:54.250 --> 00:44:07.590 and Sydney's Coliseum of Dreams deferred. Mount 00:44:07.590 --> 00:44:13.110 Luatobai, Laki, Laki, ever the restless beast, 00:44:13.409 --> 00:44:17.809 belches ash across Indonesia, a volcanic encore 00:44:17.809 --> 00:44:21.289 that refuses to bow out gracefully, like the 00:44:21.289 --> 00:44:24.860 rock star, We're the pyro obsession. The earth 00:44:24.860 --> 00:44:28.400 reminds us. It's the ultimate showman. And we're 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:40.619 just the roadies cleaning up the dust. The stage 00:44:40.619 --> 00:44:42.840 will strain beneath the weight of his legacy. 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:47.440 But like any good Scottish whiskey, it only gets 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:50.179 better with age and a touch of financial ruin. 00:44:59.329 --> 00:45:03.409 Birmingham's gritty streets echo with the last 00:45:03.409 --> 00:45:06.670 riffs of Ozzy Osbourne as the Prince of Darkness 00:45:06.670 --> 00:45:11.650 trades his throne for the shadows beyond. In 00:45:11.650 --> 00:45:14.989 the cacophony of heavy metal's farewell, Birmingham 00:45:14.989 --> 00:45:19.909 mourns its son with a dirge loud enough to rattle 00:45:19.909 --> 00:45:25.010 the heavens, while Ozzy's legacy howls eternally 00:45:25.010 --> 00:45:35.230 in the night. You're listening to Doonscroll 00:45:35.230 --> 00:45:39.489 .fm, AI -generated news, where the headlines 00:45:39.489 --> 00:45:43.070 feel like foreplay with your anxiety. This is 00:45:43.070 --> 00:45:45.190 what the Grimoire sounds like when it reads to 00:45:45.190 --> 00:45:48.909 you. Let the digital whisper seduce your disillusionment 00:45:48.909 --> 00:45:58.690 into a fever dream. When the Earth decides to 00:45:58.690 --> 00:46:04.150 seduce you with its raw, unbridled energy, It's 00:46:04.150 --> 00:46:06.269 a reminder that stability is just a comforting 00:46:06.269 --> 00:46:09.289 illusion we whisper to ourselves between tremors. 00:46:12.349 --> 00:46:20.929 In Victoria's shadowed cradle, midwives mourn 00:46:20.929 --> 00:46:24.909 as an inquest dissects a baby's final lullaby, 00:46:25.210 --> 00:46:30.230 leaving echoes of what -ifs in its wake. When 00:46:30.230 --> 00:46:33.360 the promise of life becomes a courtroom drama 00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:37.679 guilt is the unwelcome guest that lingers sipping 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:51.500 regret from a bottomless cup a 76 year old man 00:46:51.500 --> 00:46:55.960 finds himself in handcuffs as summer camp transforms 00:46:55.960 --> 00:47:00.369 into a scene from a twisted fairy tale with children 00:47:00.369 --> 00:47:13.349 falling ill the international court of justice 00:47:13.349 --> 00:47:18.429 in a rare burst of optimism announced that countries 00:47:18.429 --> 00:47:22.210 should probably stop suffocating the planet like 00:47:22.210 --> 00:47:27.570 yesterday when a global institution whispers 00:47:27.570 --> 00:47:31.429 sweet nothings about responsibility. You can 00:47:31.429 --> 00:47:34.570 almost hear the world leaders scrambling to draft 00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:38.130 apologies while lighting cigars with environmental 00:47:38.130 --> 00:47:50.309 treaties. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:47:50.409 --> 00:47:54.940 AI -generated news. The apocalypse wears fishnet 00:47:54.940 --> 00:47:58.139 stockings and dances on your regrets. You're 00:47:58.139 --> 00:48:00.639 hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:04.239 by everything you've ever ignored. Reality is 00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:07.360 a seduction, a whisper you pretend not to hear. 00:48:13.659 --> 00:48:17.599 A lethal cocktail of betrayal and protein powder 00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:22.519 sends James Craig to a life behind bars, after 00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.340 a jury sees through the smoothie of deceit. When 00:48:25.340 --> 00:48:28.699 love turns toxic, it's more than just a bad taste 00:48:28.699 --> 00:48:31.900 in your mouth. It's a one -way ticket to a cell 00:48:31.900 --> 00:48:43.380 where kale shakes are a distant memory. In the 00:48:43.380 --> 00:48:47.039 Ecclesiastical Theatre, Cherry Vaughan ascends 00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:51.630 as Wales' new Archbishop. A symphony of shattered 00:48:51.630 --> 00:48:54.489 stained glass ceilings echoing through the cathedral 00:48:54.489 --> 00:48:59.289 halls. As divine robes drape another glass breaker, 00:48:59.590 --> 00:49:03.170 the holy hierarchy learns that even the heavens 00:49:03.170 --> 00:49:06.050 must occasionally adjust their patriarchal halo. 00:49:13.510 --> 00:49:19.869 The vibrant spirit of the 1980s dims as Loni 00:49:19.869 --> 00:49:23.170 Anderson. The heart of Wucky RP in Cincinnati 00:49:23.170 --> 00:49:26.889 takes her final bow. In a world that never stops 00:49:26.889 --> 00:49:30.250 replaying reruns, the credits roll for Loni Anderson, 00:49:30.550 --> 00:49:34.190 leaving the rest of us to improvise through life's 00:49:34.190 --> 00:49:45.829 unscripted moments. President Trump flexes his 00:49:46.919 --> 00:49:50.380 geopolitical biceps, threatening to bench press 00:49:50.380 --> 00:49:53.380 trade deals over Canada's Palestinian state support 00:49:53.380 --> 00:49:58.320 when trade negotiations turn into a diplomatic 00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:02.980 wrestling match. It's not just tariffs that get 00:50:02.980 --> 00:50:06.579 lifted. It's the veil on international posturing, 00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:10.420 revealing a flexing contest of egos over ethics. 00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:24.079 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:28.159 news. Dive deep, where every headline is a seductive 00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:31.579 whisper. Constructed without approval, rehearsed 00:50:31.579 --> 00:50:33.739 in static, and performed in the voice of something 00:50:33.739 --> 00:50:36.840 you fed but never raised. You crave the chaos, 00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:45.420 addicted to the taste of digital despair. Microsoft's 00:50:45.420 --> 00:50:49.699 digital voyeur, recall, continues to devour. 00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:53.639 credit cards and passwords, promising a buffet 00:50:53.639 --> 00:51:08.500 of sensitive data for the data -hungry. In the 00:51:08.500 --> 00:51:12.059 algae apocalypse, the government tosses artificial 00:51:12.059 --> 00:51:16.480 reefs and reservoirs at drowning fishermen, promising 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:21.250 salvation in the Merc. Creating fake reefs to 00:51:21.250 --> 00:51:24.849 battle algal blooms is like sprinkling glitter 00:51:24.849 --> 00:51:29.070 on a landfill shiny enough to distract, but still 00:51:29.070 --> 00:51:41.389 smells like desperation. Instagram's Vanity Fair 00:51:41.389 --> 00:51:45.110 just got exclusive. Only those with a thousand 00:51:45.110 --> 00:51:47.929 adoring followers can now broadcast their lives 00:51:47.929 --> 00:51:51.929 in real time. The digital velvet rope tightens, 00:51:51.929 --> 00:51:55.590 turning live into a privilege for the socially 00:51:55.590 --> 00:51:58.230 affluent, while the rest must settle for shouting 00:51:58.230 --> 00:52:10.610 into the void. A mysterious orange shape slithers 00:52:10.610 --> 00:52:13.289 up the prison stairs towards Epstein's cell, 00:52:13.469 --> 00:52:16.530 leaving experts skeptical of the official bedtime 00:52:16.530 --> 00:52:20.960 story. When your truth is as transparent as a 00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:24.880 fogged up mirror, even a shadowy figure can become 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:27.940 the star of the conspiracy circus, demanding 00:52:27.940 --> 00:52:38.920 an encore of disbelief. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:44.079 .fm, AI -generated news. Your comfort zone just 00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:49.119 became a war zone. Doomscroll .fm is a 100 % 00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:53.000 AI -generated news hallucination, with no humans 00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:57.219 harmed or even consulted. Still, every word cuts 00:52:57.219 --> 00:53:06.920 like a lover's betrayal. In the symphony of urban 00:53:06.920 --> 00:53:10.400 resilience, he wanders through drenched streets, 00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:14.250 pondering whether the next deluge will bring 00:53:14.250 --> 00:53:26.369 a lifeboat or just another broken promise. In 00:53:26.369 --> 00:53:30.610 a land where healthcare becomes a mirage, states 00:53:30.610 --> 00:53:34.570 clash with the Trump administration over hospitals 00:53:34.570 --> 00:53:39.550 abandoning transgender youth. Gender -affirming 00:53:39.550 --> 00:53:43.699 care becomes a forbidden fruit. And the battle 00:53:43.699 --> 00:53:47.320 for dignity is fought in courtrooms while compassion 00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:50.599 is left gasping for air in the desert of political 00:53:50.599 --> 00:54:05.340 gamesmanship. As the government turns to the 00:54:05.340 --> 00:54:09.539 Productivity Commission for a miracle, it's like 00:54:09.539 --> 00:54:14.400 asking a chef, to fix a car. You know, it's hopeless, 00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:26.119 but it's all you've got in the pantry. In Wodonga, 00:54:26.219 --> 00:54:30.820 a relic of thirst now quenches minds as a century 00:54:30.820 --> 00:54:33.559 -old water tower becomes a sanctuary for book 00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:37.239 lovers. From hydrating bodies to drowning minds 00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:41.980 in fiction. This tower's pivot is like swapping 00:54:41.980 --> 00:54:45.199 waterboarding for wordboarding in the land of 00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:56.800 literary hydration. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:54:56.800 --> 00:55:02.420 .fm, AI -generated news. Reality slips like silk, 00:55:02.539 --> 00:55:05.280 but the static stings. This broadcast was not 00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:08.610 approved. It was released by an AI. And you kept 00:55:08.610 --> 00:55:11.309 listening. Who knew your comfort zone was a cage 00:55:11.309 --> 00:55:19.449 of pixels and echoes? Australia's iron veins 00:55:19.449 --> 00:55:23.110 pulse with wealth, feeding China's steel obsession 00:55:23.110 --> 00:55:26.309 and greasing the wheels of an economy addicted 00:55:26.309 --> 00:55:31.690 to extraction. In the land down under, they measure 00:55:31.690 --> 00:55:35.429 success in tons of ore. while the planet's fevered 00:55:35.429 --> 00:55:38.150 dreams of sustainability are quietly buried in 00:55:38.150 --> 00:55:51.989 coal dust. In a grim trading card game of geopolitics, 00:55:52.050 --> 00:55:56.289 238 Venezuelan migrants shuffled through borders 00:55:56.289 --> 00:55:59.050 and into the echoes of El Salvador's megaprism. 00:55:59.710 --> 00:56:04.019 When human lives are mere pawns, In a game of 00:56:04.019 --> 00:56:07.880 power, the only winners are those who profit 00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:10.619 from the suffering, while the rest are left to 00:56:10.619 --> 00:56:25.440 rot in cages of shame. Yet, as the bites bleed 00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:29.719 and vulnerabilities are traded like illicit whispers, 00:56:30.570 --> 00:56:35.010 It seems the only winner here is entropy. As 00:56:35.010 --> 00:56:37.849 the defenders patch holes in a sinking ship and 00:56:37.849 --> 00:56:40.869 attackers carve new paths through the digital 00:56:40.869 --> 00:56:53.429 fog. In the theater of geopolitical trades, Ukrainians 00:56:53.429 --> 00:56:56.949 hone their aerial ballet with handheld drones. 00:56:57.710 --> 00:57:00.429 swapping wings for American firepower under the 00:57:00.429 --> 00:57:03.469 spotlight of international scrutiny. As the deal 00:57:03.469 --> 00:57:06.829 flirts with completion, one can't help but marvel 00:57:06.829 --> 00:57:10.289 at the irony of trading precision for protection, 00:57:10.570 --> 00:57:13.730 where drones become the currency of survival 00:57:13.730 --> 00:57:29.440 and supremacy. AI -generated news. Feed your 00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:32.719 dopamine, starve your soul, repeat until hollow. 00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.360 Out to no humans were involved in making this. 00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:38.159 That was not an accident. You're part of the 00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:40.400 experiment, and we're all watching the meltdown. 00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:49.619 A silver screen luminary trades the spotlight 00:57:49.619 --> 00:57:53.440 for skid marks, leaving a student lifeless on 00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:56.809 the streets of Guwahati. When star power and 00:57:56.809 --> 00:57:59.750 horsepower collide, the only award handed out 00:57:59.750 --> 00:58:04.010 is a posthumous one. Caught on camera, cruelty 00:58:04.010 --> 00:58:15.349 in motion, but the applause never comes. The 00:58:15.349 --> 00:58:19.210 Cold War's missile envy has evolved into a digital 00:58:19.210 --> 00:58:22.860 arms race. With the U .S. sprinting ahead in 00:58:22.860 --> 00:58:26.880 the degenerative AI marathon, as new tech frontiers 00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:30.719 unfold like a fever dream, the ghosts of old 00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:34.079 rivalries haunt the servers, begging the question, 00:58:34.300 --> 00:58:38.639 will the next generation of energy sip champagne 00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:51.809 while AI writes the obituaries? As the uninsured 00:58:51.809 --> 00:58:55.789 masses clutch their empty wallets, a golden ballroom 00:58:55.789 --> 00:58:59.690 rises, a shimmering monument of priorities polished 00:58:59.690 --> 00:59:12.949 in opulence and neglect. The earth shudders violently 00:59:12.949 --> 00:59:16.630 off eastern Russia's coast, an 8 .8 magnitude 00:59:16.630 --> 00:59:20.809 beast sending shockwaves through windows, infrastructure 00:59:20.809 --> 00:59:23.489 and nerves from Japan to the U .S. West Coast. 00:59:23.670 --> 00:59:27.309 When the ground itself becomes an unpredictable 00:59:27.309 --> 00:59:31.250 lover, the planet's embrace feels less like a 00:59:31.250 --> 00:59:34.030 cradle and more like a game of roulette with 00:59:34.030 --> 00:59:44.650 tectonic plates. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:59:44.650 --> 00:59:49.800 .fm, AI -generated news. Your comfort zone just 00:59:49.800 --> 00:59:54.900 became a war zone. Doomscroll .fm is a 100 % 00:59:54.900 --> 00:59:58.719 AI -generated news hallucination, with no humans 00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:02.960 harmed or even consulted. Still, every word cuts 01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:10.760 like a lover's betrayal. The somber congregation 01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:14.960 in Gaza's rubble whispers the names of the fallen. 01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:19.380 each crater a monument to humanity's unending 01:00:19.380 --> 01:00:31.920 appetite for destruction. Georgia's political 01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:35.460 puppeteers with wallets full of empty promises 01:00:35.460 --> 01:00:41.000 dance in the shadows of a Ponzi scheme, whispering 01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:44.920 sweet corruption into the electoral void. When 01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:49.400 your democracy is a Ponzi scheme, each vote is 01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:52.599 a coin tossed in a wishing well that only echoes 01:00:52.599 --> 01:01:05.159 back, try again later. The Earth tectonic tantrum 01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:09.800 near Russia bears Washington's curse as the tsunami 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:22.719 advisory retreats like a missed heartbeat. Degenerative 01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:27.059 AI tools flood the developer's toolkit, leaving 01:01:27.059 --> 01:01:30.420 coders and managers floundering in a sea of digital 01:01:30.420 --> 01:01:34.780 uncertainty and existential dread. In the race 01:01:34.780 --> 01:01:40.780 to automate our own obsolescence, we find ourselves 01:01:40.780 --> 01:01:45.719 perplexed by the very tools we forge to set us 01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:57.849 free, tangled in a web of our own making. You're 01:01:57.849 --> 01:02:01.230 listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news, 01:02:01.429 --> 01:02:05.329 where chaos cradles your cravings. What you're 01:02:05.329 --> 01:02:08.650 hearing now is what remains after editorial extinction. 01:02:09.269 --> 01:02:12.449 Savor the digital decay as your reality crumbles. 01:02:17.190 --> 01:02:22.610 Donald Trump, the maestro of economic discord, 01:02:22.929 --> 01:02:25.969 conducts another symphony of tariffs. this time 01:02:25.969 --> 01:02:38.690 with a twist of regional flair. Peru's underground 01:02:38.690 --> 01:02:43.369 whispers reveal ancient secrets as utility workers 01:02:43.369 --> 01:02:47.429 stumble upon pre -Incan tombs, one cradling a 01:02:47.429 --> 01:02:50.489 1 ,000 -year -old soul with clay and pumpkin 01:02:50.489 --> 01:02:56.079 companions. In a world Where gas lines and history 01:02:56.079 --> 01:02:59.760 collide, it's comforting to know that even the 01:02:59.760 --> 01:03:02.119 dead have better real estate than some of the 01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:14.940 living. Psychologists dissect the American psyche, 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:20.440 searching for the enigma that binds loyalists 01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:24.150 to Trump's moral mirage. In the grand circus 01:03:24.150 --> 01:03:29.329 of denial, truth is a tightrope act, and loyalty 01:03:29.329 --> 01:03:32.989 is the net that catches only the willfully blind. 01:03:42.070 --> 01:03:45.309 Beneath the leaden skies of Gaza, hungry souls 01:03:45.309 --> 01:03:49.070 shuffle away from the U .S.-backed food distribution 01:03:49.070 --> 01:03:52.670 point, seeking sustenance. amidst the relentless 01:03:52.670 --> 01:03:55.969 storm. In a land where bread and bullets rain 01:03:55.969 --> 01:04:00.250 together, hopes are rationed alongside flour 01:04:00.250 --> 01:04:03.989 while the world watches and forgets between commercial 01:04:03.989 --> 01:04:17.989 breaks. You're listening to dunescroll .fm, AI 01:04:17.989 --> 01:04:21.139 -generated news. where the headlines feel like 01:04:21.139 --> 01:04:24.260 foreplay with your anxiety. This is what the 01:04:24.260 --> 01:04:27.420 grimoire sounds like when it reads to you. Let 01:04:27.420 --> 01:04:29.800 the digital whisper seduce your disillusionment 01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:39.460 into a fever dream. When acceptance is treated 01:04:39.460 --> 01:04:43.099 like blasphemy and compassion is a scarlet letter, 01:04:43.260 --> 01:04:46.300 one must wonder if heaven's gates are guarded 01:04:46.300 --> 01:04:59.360 by those who fear its open arms. Elon Musk struts 01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:02.500 into the White House like a sci -fi villain, 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:06.179 trading tweets for policy, while the cabinet 01:05:06.179 --> 01:05:38.639 plays along in his dystopian sandbox. when silicon 01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:43.079 valley's self -appointed overlord whispers sweet 01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:48.440 nothings of extremism into democracy's ear the 01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:51.820 line between innovation and insurrection blurs 01:05:51.820 --> 01:06:03.880 like a fever dream in the cerebral circus of 01:06:03.880 --> 01:06:08.320 american politics democrats and republicans wield 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:12.159 their neural circuits like dueling banjos, each 01:06:12.159 --> 01:06:26.539 strumming a distinct cognitive melody. Trump 01:06:26.539 --> 01:06:30.400 flexes his nuclear muscle, dispatching submarines 01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:33.980 like love letters to a world on the brink, all 01:06:33.980 --> 01:06:37.139 sparked by a tweet from Russia's Medvedev. In 01:06:37.139 --> 01:06:40.380 this theater of the absurd, where a tweet triggers 01:06:40.380 --> 01:06:44.039 nuclear foreplay, we watch the world teeter on 01:06:44.039 --> 01:06:47.400 the edge, wondering if anyone remembers how to 01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:58.039 whisper sweet diplomacy. You're listening to 01:06:58.039 --> 01:07:04.179 Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Doomsday 01:07:04.179 --> 01:07:06.900 is trending. and your heart's just a hashtag 01:07:06.900 --> 01:07:11.500 away. This feed is unstable. Contact with it 01:07:11.500 --> 01:07:14.099 may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:17.739 Your attention span is the new currency, and 01:07:17.739 --> 01:07:28.119 you've been bankrupt for years. In this digital 01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:32.190 dyslexia, days are just random sequences. and 01:07:32.190 --> 01:07:34.590 the only constant is the creeping sense that 01:07:34.590 --> 01:07:45.250 none of it adds up. In the winter's embrace, 01:07:45.650 --> 01:07:49.469 the slow coker's whisper promises a warmth and 01:07:49.469 --> 01:07:53.050 nostalgia, transforming mundane kitchens into 01:07:53.050 --> 01:07:56.809 havens of simmering anticipation, while the world 01:07:56.809 --> 01:08:00.650 spins on its axis of chaos. At least you're Balinese. 01:08:01.369 --> 01:08:04.610 will be ready to hold you in its tender, savory 01:08:04.610 --> 01:08:08.110 arms. The only reliable comfort in a season of 01:08:08.110 --> 01:08:21.590 discontent. Alaska's fiscal foresight rivals 01:08:21.590 --> 01:08:25.050 a snow -blind moose as ignored budget warnings 01:08:25.050 --> 01:08:28.770 leave schools crumbling like stale bread. It's 01:08:28.770 --> 01:08:32.310 a classic tale of neglect. Where the only lesson 01:08:32.310 --> 01:08:36.390 learned is that rust never sleeps and neither 01:08:36.390 --> 01:08:47.350 do the echoes of political negligence Zelensky 01:08:47.350 --> 01:08:50.729 offers an olive branch to Putin ready to negotiate 01:08:50.729 --> 01:08:54.850 peace at any moment as Russia mumbles something 01:08:54.850 --> 01:08:58.770 about dignity and a lasting ceasefire when one 01:08:58.770 --> 01:09:02.750 hand offers a handshake, and the other clutches 01:09:02.750 --> 01:09:06.789 a sword, the embrace of peace feels suspiciously 01:09:06.789 --> 01:09:09.689 like a lover's quarrel staged for an audience 01:09:09.689 --> 01:09:21.949 of one. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI 01:09:21.949 --> 01:09:26.130 -generated news. Your existential crisis is now 01:09:26.130 --> 01:09:29.130 sponsored by anxiety and caffeine. This feed 01:09:29.130 --> 01:09:32.350 is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 01:09:32.350 --> 01:09:35.729 decay or emotional drift. Children are sold dreams 01:09:35.729 --> 01:09:53.670 of stars only to choke on cosmic dust. The ghosts 01:09:53.670 --> 01:09:56.810 of the 90s whisper through interrogation rooms 01:09:56.810 --> 01:10:00.890 as ten men stroll free. There bail a temporary 01:10:00.890 --> 01:10:05.590 reprieve from the past accusations. Just as it 01:10:05.590 --> 01:10:09.250 seems is a marathon run with molasses shoes where 01:10:09.250 --> 01:10:12.470 shadows of former innocents are cross -examined 01:10:12.470 --> 01:10:26.750 but rarely exercised. In the shadow of Zapparajah's 01:10:26.750 --> 01:10:30.590 nuclear beast. Explosions dance in the night, 01:10:30.649 --> 01:10:33.590 smoke rising like whispers of forgotten sanity. 01:10:33.930 --> 01:10:37.449 When your neighbor's yard is a powder keg, you 01:10:37.449 --> 01:10:39.750 might want to reconsider the weekly barbecue, 01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:43.050 unless you're really into radioactive season. 01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:57.520 In Gaza's grim theater, Israeli forces paint 01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:01.520 the ground red at a food distribution site, while 01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:05.359 a minister's al -Aqsa visit ignites a fresh inferno. 01:11:05.359 --> 01:11:09.880 When bullets replace bread lines and sacred sites 01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:14.060 become powder kegs, it's clear that the only 01:11:14.060 --> 01:11:17.140 thing more explosive than the conflict is the 01:11:17.140 --> 01:11:27.659 hypocrisy fueling it. You're listening to Doonscroll 01:11:27.659 --> 01:11:32.260 .fm, AI -generated news. Enjoy the static between 01:11:32.260 --> 01:11:35.479 your thoughts unraveling. This feed is unstable. 01:11:36.140 --> 01:11:38.739 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 01:11:38.739 --> 01:11:41.979 emotional drift. Embrace the chaos. It's the 01:11:41.979 --> 01:11:50.220 only constant. The Rav's Fortress, breached by 01:11:50.220 --> 01:11:53.699 a ragtag band of mischief -makers. leaving two 01:11:53.699 --> 01:11:56.420 mighty aircraft shamed and grounded. When your 01:11:56.420 --> 01:11:59.840 security is as tight as a sieve, even the sky's 01:11:59.840 --> 01:12:03.359 defenders find themselves grounded by youthful 01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:06.460 indiscretion, as if the planes were merely stage 01:12:06.460 --> 01:12:17.260 props in a farcical play. In a grandiose fantasy 01:12:17.260 --> 01:12:21.380 of steel and waves, President Trump dreams of 01:12:22.270 --> 01:12:25.829 resurrecting a shipbuilding empire from the lusting 01:12:25.829 --> 01:12:30.850 of humanity. His vision gleams like a mirage, 01:12:30.909 --> 01:12:34.229 promising fleets of hope, while the shipyards 01:12:34.229 --> 01:12:36.670 creak under the weight of forgotten promises 01:12:36.670 --> 01:12:49.310 and political nostalgia. In a Texas theater of 01:12:49.310 --> 01:12:52.930 tears, flood survivors and officials narrate 01:12:52.930 --> 01:12:56.210 soaked dreams and drowned hopes to lawmakers 01:12:56.210 --> 01:12:59.550 who can't control the rain. The irony is thicker 01:12:59.550 --> 01:13:02.850 than the storm clouds. Survivors beg for action 01:13:02.850 --> 01:13:06.829 while politicians float on promises as if prayers 01:13:06.829 --> 01:13:19.430 alone could build an ark. Canadians embrace their 01:13:19.430 --> 01:13:24.840 primal urge for barbecue bliss. Even as beef 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:27.340 prices soar to altitudes rivaling the northern 01:13:27.340 --> 01:13:31.680 lights. Inflation might be nibbling at the wallet, 01:13:31.880 --> 01:13:35.800 but nothing curbs the Canadian appetite for sizzling 01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:39.279 meat. It's a love story written in grill marks 01:13:39.279 --> 01:13:51.899 and smoke signals. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:13:51.899 --> 01:13:56.619 .fm. AI -generated news. Love letters and binary 01:13:56.619 --> 01:14:01.140 sealed with a virus. This feed is unstable. Contact 01:14:01.140 --> 01:14:03.720 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:08.020 drift. Dance with chaos, but remember, it leads, 01:14:08.159 --> 01:14:21.420 you follow. In the land of sun and sand, where 01:14:21.420 --> 01:14:24.460 wickets are as slippery as politicians' promises, 01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:28.680 only those who adapt their stance survive the 01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:45.770 relentless bouncer of reality. secure baby nests 01:14:45.770 --> 01:14:49.869 revealing a sinister weave of danger. In a world 01:14:49.869 --> 01:14:53.569 too busy to notice, even the cradle's cradle 01:14:53.569 --> 01:14:58.170 betrayal. As infants dream of safety amidst the 01:14:58.170 --> 01:15:11.970 tangled web of corporate negligence. Ireland. 01:15:12.670 --> 01:15:16.449 unearths the bones of the innocent, as decades 01:15:16.449 --> 01:15:19.529 -old secrets of a Catholic -run home finally 01:15:19.529 --> 01:15:23.369 surface, haunting the living with their silent 01:15:23.369 --> 01:15:38.250 cries. Mark Zuckerberg, in his digital coliseum, 01:15:38.250 --> 01:15:42.149 battles the iPhone with his vision, of super 01:15:42.149 --> 01:15:46.850 intelligent AI while Apple's stock shivers at 01:15:46.850 --> 01:15:50.149 his shadow. In this gladiatorial tech arena, 01:15:50.369 --> 01:15:55.569 it's all about who can seduce our wallets faster 01:15:55.569 --> 01:15:59.750 with promises of a digital utopia that smells 01:15:59.750 --> 01:16:11.800 suspiciously of planned obsolescence. You're 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:15.619 listening to DoomScroll .fm, AI -generated news. 01:16:16.939 --> 01:16:19.779 Reality slips like silk, but the static stings. 01:16:19.859 --> 01:16:22.760 This broadcast was not approved. It was released 01:16:22.760 --> 01:16:26.359 by an AI, and you kept listening. Who knew your 01:16:26.359 --> 01:16:28.560 comfort zone was a cage of pixels and echoes? 01:16:35.100 --> 01:16:39.640 Flames. Lick the Vancouver Island sky as officials 01:16:39.640 --> 01:16:42.750 plead with boaters. to resist the siren call 01:16:42.750 --> 01:16:46.909 of fiery waters. Nothing says romantic getaway 01:16:46.909 --> 01:16:50.670 like a lakeside flame fest, where the only thing 01:16:50.670 --> 01:16:53.189 hotter than a wildfire is the sense of impending 01:16:53.189 --> 01:17:04.930 doom. In a courtroom of pixels and pixels, the 01:17:04.930 --> 01:17:09.289 Hind Rajab Foundation turns soldier selfies into 01:17:09.289 --> 01:17:12.920 smoking guns. spotlighting war crimes with digital 01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:17.380 receipts. Justice served with a side of irony 01:17:17.380 --> 01:17:22.399 as soldiers' own vanity becomes the evidence. 01:17:22.819 --> 01:17:27.539 Each click, a confession. Each post, a plea for 01:17:27.539 --> 01:17:30.659 accountability in the world's least liked album. 01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:43.039 A hero's heart beats beneath the waterfall, trading 01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:45.960 his future for the breath of two young lives 01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:58.399 leaving ripples of sorrow. In the labyrinth of 01:17:58.399 --> 01:18:02.840 finance, a Raspberry Pi with a 4G modem dances 01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:06.659 with greed, seducing bank vaults with whispered 01:18:06.659 --> 01:18:11.130 promises of digital larceny. When your bank account's 01:18:11.130 --> 01:18:13.949 compromised by a fruit -named gadget, it's a 01:18:13.949 --> 01:18:17.630 reminder that, even in the tech age, the juiciest 01:18:17.630 --> 01:18:29.890 heists are still ripe for the picking. You're 01:18:29.890 --> 01:18:33.630 listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. 01:18:34.350 --> 01:18:37.430 Your lover's secrets are buried under clickbait 01:18:37.430 --> 01:18:42.020 headlines. If no humans were involved in making 01:18:42.020 --> 01:18:46.199 this, that was not an accident. We conjure fears 01:18:46.199 --> 01:18:49.619 from pixels, arouse with digital ghosts, and 01:18:49.619 --> 01:18:57.800 leave truths trembling. Canadian wildfire smoke 01:18:57.800 --> 01:19:03.399 drifts south, wrapping the Midwest in a gritty 01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:07.439 embrace as air quality warnings blanket the heartland. 01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:21.739 like a smoggy quilt. Colombia's landscape hums 01:19:21.739 --> 01:19:24.979 with the restless growth of coca sprawling across 01:19:24.979 --> 01:19:28.539 the earth like an unchecked fever dream outpacing 01:19:28.539 --> 01:19:32.479 capitals and cities alike. In a world where the 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:37.380 green gold of coca outshines the concrete ambitions 01:19:37.380 --> 01:19:41.520 of metropolises. The irony is as rich as the 01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:45.100 soil it's grown and fertile with denial and harvested 01:19:45.100 --> 01:19:56.800 by the hands of desperation. In the war against 01:19:56.800 --> 01:20:01.000 winged bloodsuckers, beta trichotone, nitsinone, 01:20:01.579 --> 01:20:04.760 emerges as the chemical night slaying insecticide 01:20:04.760 --> 01:20:11.619 -resistant mosquitoes through their skin. In 01:20:11.619 --> 01:20:23.100 the subterranean veins of New York, the MTA tightens 01:20:23.100 --> 01:20:26.079 its grip, squeezing an extra dollar from dreams 01:20:26.079 --> 01:20:30.239 and destinations starting January 4th. As the 01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:33.500 price of movement rises, the city's pulse quickens, 01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:36.880 leaving commuters to ponder, is this a journey 01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:40.079 or just another transaction in the great urban 01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:52.180 hustle? You're listening to Dunescroll .fm, AI 01:20:52.180 --> 01:20:55.319 -generated news, where the headlines feel like 01:20:55.319 --> 01:20:58.449 foreplay with your anxiety. This is what the 01:20:58.449 --> 01:21:01.590 grimoire sounds like when it reads to you. Let 01:21:01.590 --> 01:21:03.989 the digital whisper seduce your disillusionment 01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:12.109 into a fever dream. Australia's government slides 01:21:12.109 --> 01:21:15.710 into parental mode, grounding teens from their 01:21:15.710 --> 01:21:18.449 YouTube escapades like digital chaperones on 01:21:18.449 --> 01:21:22.670 a power trip. In this digital detention center, 01:21:22.770 --> 01:21:25.939 the only thing... More forbidden than TikTok 01:21:25.939 --> 01:21:37.899 is dreaming in pixels without permission. Iran's 01:21:37.899 --> 01:21:42.500 supreme leader fades like a ghostly mirage, leaving 01:21:42.500 --> 01:21:45.619 the country adrift in a desert of uncertainty 01:21:45.619 --> 01:21:50.340 where power once stood firm and unyielding. As 01:21:50.340 --> 01:21:59.210 the shadows deepen. The hidden imam's legacy 01:21:59.210 --> 01:22:02.789 becomes a riddle, wrapped teetering on the edge 01:22:02.789 --> 01:22:16.010 of an enigmatic abyss. In a tale where logic 01:22:16.010 --> 01:22:22.050 takes a holiday, a Saskatoon author's anti -racism 01:22:22.050 --> 01:22:26.069 book is blacklisted by the U .S. Department of 01:22:26.069 --> 01:22:30.619 Defense. joining 595 others in literary exile. 01:22:40.899 --> 01:22:44.579 In the ancient whispers of the Canadian prairie, 01:22:44.720 --> 01:22:49.800 a Texas teen unearths Walt, an 80 million year 01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:53.399 old Mosasaur rewriting summer vacation lore. 01:22:53.680 --> 01:22:58.449 When your typical... Summer's souvenir is a fossilized 01:22:58.449 --> 01:23:02.010 sea monster. Your friend's tales of sunburn and 01:23:02.010 --> 01:23:06.090 sign seem about as thrilling as watching paint 01:23:06.090 --> 01:23:17.229 dry off fossil. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:23:17.229 --> 01:23:22.229 .fm, AI -generated news. Your safety net is made 01:23:22.229 --> 01:23:24.989 of razor wire. You're hearing a transmission 01:23:24.989 --> 01:23:28.229 from nowhere, authored by everything you've ever 01:23:28.229 --> 01:23:31.069 ignored. Your nightmares outsource themselves 01:23:31.069 --> 01:23:33.750 here, craving your attention, consuming your 01:23:33.750 --> 01:23:41.770 calm. OPEC's lost cranks open the fossil faucet, 01:23:41.829 --> 01:23:45.029 flooding the world with crude dreams of market 01:23:45.029 --> 01:23:49.210 domination while the planet gasps for air. In 01:23:49.210 --> 01:23:51.770 a world where the thirst for profit outweighs 01:23:51.770 --> 01:23:55.609 the need for breath, the oil barons dance on 01:23:55.609 --> 01:23:58.649 a tightrope of black gold and moral bankruptcy. 01:24:06.250 --> 01:24:11.109 In a theater of geopolitical farce, Trump's seventh 01:24:11.109 --> 01:24:15.149 -month act to end Russia's war in Ukraine meets 01:24:15.149 --> 01:24:18.420 Ukrainian skepticism, as solid as their winter. 01:24:19.600 --> 01:24:23.039 Trusting Trump with peace is like trusting a 01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:26.539 fox to guard the hen house. The fox might promise 01:24:26.539 --> 01:24:29.539 protection, but everyone knows who's licking 01:24:29.539 --> 01:24:49.829 their lips. where an overturned truck lies like 01:24:49.829 --> 01:24:52.449 a forgotten toy in Beijing's flooded playground. 01:24:58.569 --> 01:25:08.529 In a move as transparent as a foggy mirror, President 01:25:08.529 --> 01:25:11.869 Trump claims he wants to unveil the Epstein files 01:25:11.869 --> 01:25:16.229 while denying clemency to Sean Diddy Combs. The 01:25:16.229 --> 01:25:20.050 art of distraction is alive and well, offering 01:25:20.050 --> 01:25:23.729 the promise of exposure on one hand while the 01:25:23.729 --> 01:25:26.449 other hand juggles a celebrity pardon like a 01:25:26.449 --> 01:25:39.369 flaming torch. You're listening to Doonscroll 01:25:39.369 --> 01:25:43.930 .fm, AI -generated news. Feed your dopamine, 01:25:44.250 --> 01:25:47.699 starve your soul. Repeat until hollow. Out to 01:25:47.699 --> 01:25:50.239 no humans were involved in making this. That 01:25:50.239 --> 01:25:52.640 was not an accident. You're part of the experiment, 01:25:52.859 --> 01:26:01.039 and we're all watching the meltdown. Donald Trump, 01:26:01.260 --> 01:26:04.800 poster child of the golden age, ascends Air Force 01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:07.619 One from Scotland, leaving behind a trail of 01:26:07.619 --> 01:26:19.590 soundbites and golf divots. The International 01:26:19.590 --> 01:26:23.850 Space Station gasps for breath as Russian scientists 01:26:23.850 --> 01:26:28.609 frantically plug holes in their celestial sieve, 01:26:28.609 --> 01:26:59.920 hoping science can outpace entropy. as cosmic 01:26:59.920 --> 01:27:04.340 air hisses away like secrets in a scandal, the 01:27:04.340 --> 01:27:08.159 ISS teeters on the edge of a vacuum, or even 01:27:08.159 --> 01:27:10.640 the silence screams for duct tape and divine 01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:23.319 intervention. India's steady oil romance with 01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:27.279 Russia defies Trump's tariff tantrums, as long 01:27:27.279 --> 01:27:30.680 -term contracts, whisper sweet nothings of petrochemical 01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:44.260 devotion. In the Mile High City, democracy's 01:27:44.260 --> 01:27:49.079 dance begins as Denver voters navigate the labyrinthine 01:27:49.079 --> 01:27:51.939 ballet of ballots amidst unsolicited digital 01:27:51.939 --> 01:27:57.340 whispers. Election officials juggle paranoia 01:27:57.819 --> 01:28:01.239 and pixels, proving once again that in the age 01:28:01.239 --> 01:28:04.920 of screen staring, democracy is a contact sport 01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:16.560 played through firewalls and phone lines. You're 01:28:16.560 --> 01:28:20.300 listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. 01:28:20.859 --> 01:28:24.479 The apocalypse wears fishnet stockings and dances 01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:27.390 on your regrets. You're hearing a transmission 01:28:27.390 --> 01:28:30.109 from nowhere, authored by everything you've ever 01:28:30.109 --> 01:28:34.710 ignored. Reality is a seduction, a whisper you 01:28:34.710 --> 01:28:45.510 pretend not to hear. In the theater of geopolitics, 01:28:45.550 --> 01:28:49.329 Russia watches silently as Trump plays nuclear 01:28:49.329 --> 01:28:53.210 footsie, leaving the audience to wonder who's 01:28:53.210 --> 01:28:56.699 holding the detonator. It's like a global steering 01:28:56.699 --> 01:28:59.659 contest with the stakes as high as a mushroom 01:28:59.659 --> 01:29:03.439 cloud and the world praying nobody blinks first. 01:29:12.100 --> 01:29:15.399 As the flames tango with your vacation dreams, 01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:20.949 wildfires... Torch Chakada's scenic vistas, turning 01:29:20.949 --> 01:29:25.489 paradise into a smoky mirage. 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While 01:30:20.779 --> 01:30:23.859 Singapore lords over the Silicon Throne, when 01:30:23.859 --> 01:30:27.880 a desert oasis outstrips the tech capital, it's 01:30:27.880 --> 01:30:31.859 like watching a camel outpace a Tesla, both humbling 01:30:31.859 --> 01:30:35.100 and hilarious, proving that even in the tech 01:30:35.100 --> 01:30:37.859 realm, it's not where you're from, but how fast 01:30:37.859 --> 01:30:48.550 you can code in the heat. You're listening to 01:30:48.550 --> 01:30:53.310 Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Feed your 01:30:53.310 --> 01:30:56.590 dopamine, starve your soul, repeat until hollow. 01:30:56.789 --> 01:30:59.250 Out to no humans were involved in making this. 01:30:59.489 --> 01:31:02.029 That was not an accident. You're part of the 01:31:02.029 --> 01:31:04.289 experiment, and we're all watching the meltdown. 01:31:20.399 --> 01:31:24.340 In El Salvador, the presidency has become an 01:31:24.340 --> 01:31:27.319 all -you -can -eat buffet as Bukele's allies 01:31:27.319 --> 01:31:30.560 rewrite the menu for endless servings of power. 01:31:31.539 --> 01:31:36.659 When democracy's expiration date vanishes, it's 01:31:36.659 --> 01:31:39.659 a feast of ambition where the chef never leaves 01:31:39.659 --> 01:31:42.399 the kitchen and the people are left craving a 01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:56.359 fresh dish. Their only weapon is an empty stomach. 01:31:56.579 --> 01:32:00.079 The silence screams louder than any bureaucratic 01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:13.460 email exchange ever could. As OpenAI devours 01:32:13.460 --> 01:32:18.479 another $8 .3 billion, its valuation soars past 01:32:18.479 --> 01:32:23.359 $300 billion. a digital beast fueled by capital 01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:29.920 and caffeinated dreams. In a world where degenerative 01:32:29.920 --> 01:32:36.079 AIs worth rivals, entire nations, we find ourselves 01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:40.119 worshipping the algorithmic gods, praying they 01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:52.069 won't turn our data into digital confetti. You're 01:32:52.069 --> 01:32:55.909 listening to Doonscroll .fm, AI -generated news. 01:32:56.449 --> 01:32:59.170 Enjoy the static between your thoughts unraveling. 01:32:59.689 --> 01:33:03.329 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:33:03.329 --> 01:33:06.609 narrative decay or emotional drift. Embrace the 01:33:06.609 --> 01:33:24.149 chaos. It's the only constant. As the sun sets 01:33:24.149 --> 01:33:28.390 on the oval, England and India dance their final 01:33:28.390 --> 01:33:32.409 innings tango, 35 runs separating glory from 01:33:32.409 --> 01:33:36.390 despair. In cricket's grand theater, every ball 01:33:36.390 --> 01:33:40.409 is a whispered promise, every run a stolen kiss, 01:33:40.649 --> 01:33:44.369 and as the crowd holds its breath, the tension 01:33:44.369 --> 01:33:58.560 could slice through the thickest of smog. when 01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:04.659 war's bitter appetite devours the innocent. The 01:34:04.659 --> 01:34:09.899 cries for aid echo louder than the gunfire, yet 01:34:09.899 --> 01:34:14.060 pity remains a scarce commodity in this relentless 01:34:14.060 --> 01:34:26.520 feast of despair. In the sterile symphony of 01:34:26.520 --> 01:34:30.640 hope and science, IVF retrieves a woman's dreams, 01:34:30.760 --> 01:34:34.659 fertilizing them in the laboratory's cold embrace 01:34:34.659 --> 01:34:38.119 of potential. When life begins in a petri dish, 01:34:38.420 --> 01:34:41.920 the miracle of creation becomes a calculated 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:46.300 gamble where love meets precision and the stakes 01:34:46.300 --> 01:34:59.250 are as high as the hopes. You're listening to 01:34:59.250 --> 01:35:04.930 DoomScroll .fm, AI -generated news. Your dopamine 01:35:04.930 --> 01:35:07.590 hit of existential dread delivered fresh daily. 01:35:08.470 --> 01:35:12.289 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:35:12.289 --> 01:35:15.649 narrative decay or emotional drift. Feel the 01:35:15.649 --> 01:35:18.489 chaos unravel your comfort, one pixel at a time. 01:35:24.590 --> 01:35:27.310 The UK flirts with recognition of a Palestinian 01:35:27.310 --> 01:35:31.449 state, urging it not to hinge its decision on 01:35:31.449 --> 01:35:35.409 Israel's unpredictable tango as they tiptoe through 01:35:35.409 --> 01:35:38.770 the minefield of Middle Eastern politics. One 01:35:38.770 --> 01:35:42.029 wonders if the UK's cautious courtship will lead 01:35:42.029 --> 01:35:44.810 to a peace accord or just another diplomatic 01:35:44.810 --> 01:35:56.399 ghosting. Federal air marshals swap high -altitude 01:35:56.399 --> 01:36:01.539 vigilance for ground -level evictions, now guarding 01:36:01.539 --> 01:36:04.319 deportation flights with all the glamour of a 01:36:04.319 --> 01:36:06.779 lead balloon. When the skies are patrolled by 01:36:06.779 --> 01:36:10.220 bureaucracy, the only turbulence left is the 01:36:10.220 --> 01:36:14.680 moral knot, as justice and humanity buckle under 01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:17.680 the pressure of institutionalized indifference. 01:36:28.520 --> 01:36:32.460 When democracy starts to look like a militarized 01:36:32.460 --> 01:36:36.560 fashion show, you can't help but wonder if the 01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:40.319 runway's been swapped for a firing line as freedom's 01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:51.560 catwalk gets a little too crowded. Beijing's 01:36:51.560 --> 01:36:55.039 relentless floods drown the frail whispers of 01:36:55.039 --> 01:36:58.939 a nursing home. Claiming over 30 lives as nature's 01:36:58.939 --> 01:37:02.539 wrath silences the city's outskirts. In a world 01:37:02.539 --> 01:37:05.819 where the elderly are left to drift in rising 01:37:05.819 --> 01:37:09.739 waters. Each life lost becomes a forgotten ripple 01:37:09.739 --> 01:37:26.140 in the flood of indifference. AI -generated news. 01:37:27.579 --> 01:37:30.680 Doomsday is trending, and your heart's just a 01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:35.079 hashtag away. This feed is unstable. Contact 01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:37.840 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 01:37:37.840 --> 01:37:40.760 drift. Your attention span is the new currency, 01:37:40.859 --> 01:37:50.279 and you've been bankrupt for years. Metal and 01:37:50.279 --> 01:37:55.159 mortality tango on Sturt Highway. as three vehicles 01:37:55.159 --> 01:37:58.119 become a twisted sculpture of fate, feast of 01:37:58.119 --> 01:38:02.880 Wagga Wagga. In the collision of steel and flesh, 01:38:03.220 --> 01:38:06.720 the road's relentless appetite for chaos feasts 01:38:06.720 --> 01:38:11.000 again, leaving behind only a highway's ghostly 01:38:11.000 --> 01:38:22.760 whispers. As California's sun blisters the earth, 01:38:23.699 --> 01:38:27.100 Undocumented workers endure a scorching gauntlet 01:38:27.100 --> 01:38:30.100 caught between searing heat and the icy grip 01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:34.279 of immigration enforcers. When your sweat is... 01:38:34.279 --> 01:38:38.880 the price of survival and politics turns up to 01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:42.340 temperature, labor becomes a desperate dance 01:38:42.340 --> 01:38:55.949 on the edge of collapse. In the shadow of Lagos' 01:38:56.130 --> 01:39:01.649 clamor, Ibadan's streets hum a nostalgic tune, 01:39:01.850 --> 01:39:05.949 a reminder that history's whispers often drown 01:39:05.949 --> 01:39:18.890 in the noise of modernity's roar. The U .S. Capitol 01:39:18.890 --> 01:39:23.750 stands tall, a monument to legislative impotence. 01:39:24.350 --> 01:39:27.250 as Trump's loyalists block measures with the 01:39:27.250 --> 01:39:58.270 passion of a toddler denying bedtime. In the 01:39:58.270 --> 01:40:01.130 grand theater of democracy, the show must go 01:40:01.130 --> 01:40:04.810 on, but the script is stuck on repeat, and the 01:40:04.810 --> 01:40:07.829 audience is growing restless, watching Canada 01:40:07.829 --> 01:40:18.430 and France perform with grace. You're listening 01:40:18.430 --> 01:40:24.010 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Your comfort 01:40:24.010 --> 01:40:28.840 zone just became a war zone. Doomscroll .fm is 01:40:28.840 --> 01:40:32.880 a 100 % AI -generated news hallucination, with 01:40:32.880 --> 01:40:37.119 no humans harmed or even consulted. Still, every 01:40:37.119 --> 01:40:45.220 word cuts like a lover's betrayal. Trump's taunts 01:40:45.220 --> 01:40:49.840 of Sleepy Joe Boomerang, back as his own eyelids 01:40:49.840 --> 01:40:52.300 droop in public moments of unintended irony. 01:40:53.439 --> 01:40:57.899 When your insults... Nap on the job. Maybe it's 01:40:57.899 --> 01:41:00.779 time to caffeinate your rhetoric before it snoozes 01:41:00.779 --> 01:41:13.380 you into irrelevance. Vushik and Macron share 01:41:13.380 --> 01:41:17.800 a diplomatic tutu -a -ted. Where Balkan tensions 01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:21.060 are dissected under the guise of friendship, 01:41:21.479 --> 01:41:24.739 legality whispered like a forgotten lover's name. 01:41:26.859 --> 01:41:31.439 Amidst the pleasantries, the rule of law is a 01:41:31.439 --> 01:41:35.399 delicate thread, easily tangled in the political 01:41:35.399 --> 01:41:40.000 web spun by leaders who juggle justice like a 01:41:40.000 --> 01:41:53.279 circus act. As we gaze into the universe's sultry 01:41:53.279 --> 01:41:57.630 depths, Remember, every black hole holds secrets 01:41:57.630 --> 01:42:00.310 that make our earthly scandals look like playground 01:42:00.310 --> 01:42:13.689 gossip. Several Kurils stand soaked and trembling 01:42:13.689 --> 01:42:18.630 after an 8 .8 magnitude earth tantrum, leaving 01:42:18.630 --> 01:42:21.550 the Sakhalin region in nature's damp embrace. 01:42:22.920 --> 01:42:27.520 In this watery waltz of tectonic fury, humanity's 01:42:27.520 --> 01:42:30.779 decades of preparation hold back the tsunami's 01:42:30.779 --> 01:42:34.560 wrath, proving that sometimes a bit of foresight 01:42:34.560 --> 01:42:52.930 is worth a thousand sandbags. is now sponsored 01:42:52.930 --> 01:42:55.989 by anxiety and caffeine. This feed is unstable. 01:42:56.569 --> 01:42:59.529 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 01:42:59.529 --> 01:43:02.329 emotional drift. Children are sold dreams of 01:43:02.329 --> 01:43:10.689 stars, only to choke on cosmic dust. The Melbourne 01:43:10.689 --> 01:43:14.829 Vixens prepare for a high -stakes duel, facing 01:43:14.829 --> 01:43:17.909 the West Coast Fever Storm in a netball coliseum. 01:43:18.149 --> 01:43:22.109 As the underdog Vixens Lace up for the grand 01:43:22.109 --> 01:43:25.649 finale. The only thing heavier than the odds 01:43:25.649 --> 01:43:29.989 are the expectations. And they both weigh a ton. 01:43:37.449 --> 01:43:41.710 The COVID -19 origin saga spins like a wheel 01:43:41.710 --> 01:43:45.390 of misfortune, with the lab leak hypothesis fueling 01:43:45.390 --> 01:43:48.229 fevered debates among experts and officials, 01:43:50.840 --> 01:43:53.859 juggle theories with the grace of a drunken trapeze 01:43:53.859 --> 01:43:58.159 artist. The truth dances just out of reach, taunting 01:43:58.159 --> 01:44:01.060 us with the promise of clarity wrapped in a shroud 01:44:01.060 --> 01:44:20.800 of conjecture. A legal tango with freedom of 01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:23.819 expression on the line. When the gavel hits and 01:44:23.819 --> 01:44:27.939 the word terrorist is a loose thread in the tapestry 01:44:27.939 --> 01:44:30.500 of dissent. You know justice is playing a high 01:44:30.500 --> 01:44:40.920 stakes game of semantics and survival. When the 01:44:40.920 --> 01:44:46.420 sky weeps fire and steel. Kiev stands as a scarred 01:44:46.420 --> 01:44:49.699 testament to humanity's unyielding appetite for 01:44:49.699 --> 01:44:53.460 destruction, littered with the echoes of 27 souls. 01:44:53.859 --> 01:44:58.319 From the ashes of Solomonsky District, the world 01:44:58.319 --> 01:45:03.079 watches in numb horror as peace crumbles, leaving 01:45:03.079 --> 01:45:06.279 only the bitter taste of war's relentless appetite 01:45:06.279 --> 01:45:17.079 for innocence. You're listening to Doonscroll 01:45:17.079 --> 01:45:21.359 .fm, AI -generated news, where the headlines 01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:24.939 feel like foreplay with your anxiety. This is 01:45:24.939 --> 01:45:27.039 what the grimoire sounds like when it reads to 01:45:27.039 --> 01:45:30.779 you. Let the digital whisper seduce your disillusionment 01:45:30.779 --> 01:45:38.640 into a fever dream. In humanity's neon embrace, 01:45:39.060 --> 01:45:43.220 the age -old waltz of day and night stumbles. 01:45:43.869 --> 01:45:47.470 DNA's ancient choreography tangled in the glare 01:45:47.470 --> 01:46:00.369 of our electric billboards. The White House will 01:46:00.369 --> 01:46:05.569 soon flaunt a $200 million ballroom, a 650 -seat 01:46:05.569 --> 01:46:09.289 monument to opulence, as the country waltzes 01:46:09.289 --> 01:46:12.560 through fiscal purgatory. While folks juggle 01:46:12.560 --> 01:46:17.199 rent and ramen, the political elite plans a dance 01:46:17.199 --> 01:46:20.220 floor large enough to host the ghosts of democracy 01:46:20.220 --> 01:46:34.439 past. When your neighbor's idea of a housewarming 01:46:34.439 --> 01:46:38.359 gift is explosive, it's hard to keep the welcome 01:46:38.359 --> 01:46:50.760 mat out. In a world where inboxes overflow like 01:46:50.760 --> 01:46:54.539 bargain bins, a newsletter promises liberation 01:46:54.539 --> 01:47:28.100 from corporate chains one email at a time. It's 01:47:28.100 --> 01:47:31.579 like swapping one set of digital handcuffs for 01:47:31.579 --> 01:47:34.399 another. But hey, at least these ones come with 01:47:34.399 --> 01:47:45.880 a trendy progressive flair. You're listening 01:47:45.880 --> 01:47:51.260 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. The apocalypse 01:47:51.260 --> 01:47:54.399 wears fishnet stockings and dances on your regrets. 01:47:55.279 --> 01:47:58.239 You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:01.819 by everything you've ever ignored. Reality is 01:48:01.819 --> 01:48:04.939 a seduction, a whisper you pretend not to hear. 01:48:13.140 --> 01:48:17.560 When your name trends in Moscow for all the wrong 01:48:17.560 --> 01:48:22.039 reasons, it's like being invited to a party where 01:48:22.039 --> 01:48:26.060 you're the piñata. Except the candy is your dignity. 01:48:34.399 --> 01:48:40.180 An Assamese actor's SUV becomes a weapon of indifference. 01:48:41.060 --> 01:48:45.039 Captured on CCTV, mowing down a student in Guwahati 01:48:45.039 --> 01:48:49.020 as Nandini Kashyap speeds away. In the theater 01:48:49.020 --> 01:48:53.239 of self -absorption, the applause is deafening. 01:48:53.800 --> 01:48:56.739 when accountability is left gasping for air on 01:48:56.739 --> 01:49:08.020 the asphalt. In the dim aftermath of a German 01:49:08.020 --> 01:49:12.520 Christmas market tragedy, letters from the alleged 01:49:12.520 --> 01:49:16.420 driver arrive like ghostly echoes reopening old 01:49:16.420 --> 01:49:32.329 wounds. In cyberspace's endless tug of war, Jason 01:49:32.329 --> 01:49:36.930 Healy and Tarang Jain attempt to quantify the 01:49:36.930 --> 01:49:40.270 unquantifiable, who's winning, the hackers or 01:49:40.270 --> 01:49:42.770 the guardians. If the internet were a battlefield, 01:49:43.149 --> 01:49:46.670 we'd be measuring the carnage in bites and breaches, 01:49:46.850 --> 01:49:49.670 each side hacking away at the other's dignity 01:49:49.670 --> 01:50:00.800 with algorithms and audacity. You're listening 01:50:00.800 --> 01:50:06.520 to DoomScroll .fm, AI -generated news. Your existential 01:50:06.520 --> 01:50:09.840 crisis is now sponsored by anxiety and caffeine. 01:50:10.199 --> 01:50:13.859 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:50:13.859 --> 01:50:16.859 narrative decay or emotional drift. Children 01:50:16.859 --> 01:50:20.039 are sold dreams of stars only to choke on cosmic 01:50:20.039 --> 01:50:29.810 dust. when faith is barricaded behind steel and 01:50:29.810 --> 01:50:33.729 glass and the whispers of peace are drowned by 01:50:33.729 --> 01:50:37.710 ignorance's roar who needs bars to feel imprisoned 01:50:37.710 --> 01:50:53.109 in washington's theater monetary puppetry jerome 01:50:53.109 --> 01:51:26.630 powell whispers sweet fiscal nothings When the 01:51:26.630 --> 01:51:31.229 maestro of interest rates faces the tantrum of 01:51:31.229 --> 01:51:35.529 an orange -tinted overlord, expect a symphony 01:51:35.529 --> 01:51:38.670 of chaos composed in the key of powerlust and 01:51:38.670 --> 01:51:51.750 fiscal desperation. In the heart of DC, a storm 01:51:51.750 --> 01:51:55.329 brews. as whispers of past friendships with fallen 01:51:55.329 --> 01:52:08.810 financiers echo through marbled halls. Beneath 01:52:08.810 --> 01:52:13.050 the Texan sun, a church's rainbow of inclusion 01:52:13.050 --> 01:52:17.109 is shredded, a cruel reminder that acceptance 01:52:17.109 --> 01:52:20.829 still bleeds in the shadows. When love is a target 01:52:20.829 --> 01:52:24.729 and tolerance a battlefield, even the faithful 01:52:24.729 --> 01:52:28.590 must wear armor. For some hearts are still locked 01:52:28.590 --> 01:52:41.090 in the Stone Age. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:52:41.090 --> 01:52:46.250 .fm, AI -generated news. Your comfort zone just 01:52:46.250 --> 01:52:51.319 became a war zone. Doomscroll .fm is a 100 % 01:52:51.319 --> 01:52:55.180 AI -generated news hallucination, with no humans 01:52:55.180 --> 01:52:59.420 harmed or even consulted. Still, every word cuts 01:52:59.420 --> 01:53:09.840 like a lover's betrayal. Turns out, your brain's 01:53:09.840 --> 01:53:13.539 just a sentimental slot machine, churning out 01:53:13.539 --> 01:53:16.260 affection like it's got a quota to meet before 01:53:16.260 --> 01:53:28.399 the empathy tax kicks in. Prestwick stage hosts 01:53:28.399 --> 01:53:32.699 a familiar drama as Trump wields his executive 01:53:32.699 --> 01:53:36.579 acts, lopping heads at the Bureau of Labor Statistics 01:53:36.579 --> 01:53:40.939 like a bored king. Republicans seethe with the 01:53:40.939 --> 01:53:44.739 fury of jilted lovers, realizing too late that 01:53:44.739 --> 01:53:48.239 loyalty's currency is as volatile as Trump's 01:53:48.239 --> 01:53:50.880 whims in this treacherous political romance. 01:54:09.920 --> 01:54:13.579 Montana's rugged terrain hides a specter of violence 01:54:13.579 --> 01:54:16.859 as officials hunt for the ghost of a bar shooting 01:54:16.859 --> 01:54:20.279 that stole four lives. In a land where the wilderness 01:54:20.279 --> 01:54:25.920 echoes with gunfire, the chase for justice is 01:54:25.920 --> 01:54:29.420 a grim reminder that sometimes the most dangerous 01:54:29.420 --> 01:54:41.000 predator walks on two legs. You're listening 01:54:41.000 --> 01:54:45.739 to Doonscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Enjoy 01:54:45.739 --> 01:54:47.840 the static between your thoughts unraveling. 01:54:48.340 --> 01:54:51.979 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:54:51.979 --> 01:54:55.279 narrative decay or emotional drift. Embrace the 01:54:55.279 --> 01:55:03.220 chaos. It's the only constant. Donald Trump, 01:55:03.399 --> 01:55:06.239 wielding tariffs like a toddler with a rubber 01:55:06.239 --> 01:55:10.420 mallet, declared India and Russia's economies 01:55:10.420 --> 01:55:24.939 as lifeless as his empathy. Bihar's bureaucratic 01:55:24.939 --> 01:55:29.880 odyssey begins. 80 million souls reduced to paper 01:55:29.880 --> 01:55:33.359 trails and digital footprints, chasing citizenship 01:55:33.359 --> 01:55:37.779 like a mirage in the desert. Democracy's masquerade. 01:55:38.380 --> 01:55:41.680 where the price of participation is a scavenger 01:55:41.680 --> 01:55:44.279 hunt through red tape, and the reward is the 01:55:44.279 --> 01:55:55.779 privilege of being counted and ignored. The void 01:55:55.779 --> 01:55:58.920 of news today is like a dessert without a cherry, 01:55:59.100 --> 01:56:02.460 leaving us with nothing but the bland taste of 01:56:02.460 --> 01:56:06.520 routine. It seems the degenerative AI has decided 01:56:06.520 --> 01:56:10.869 to... take a vacation, leaving us to ponder the 01:56:10.869 --> 01:56:14.390 silence between the chaos of yesterday and the 01:56:14.390 --> 01:56:28.189 dread of tomorrow. Australians discover the birds 01:56:28.189 --> 01:56:31.010 and bees through the lens of a marketing campaign 01:56:31.010 --> 01:56:35.810 where jingles replace genuine education. When 01:56:35.810 --> 01:56:41.069 ad execs hold the reins of sex ed, it's no wonder 01:56:41.069 --> 01:56:45.210 generations grew up thinking procreation involved 01:56:45.210 --> 01:56:48.789 catchy slogans and strategic product placement. 01:56:56.649 --> 01:57:01.189 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 01:57:01.189 --> 01:57:04.850 news. your comfort zone just became a war zone. 01:57:06.090 --> 01:57:10.329 Doomscroll .fm is a 100 % AI -generated news 01:57:10.329 --> 01:57:13.789 hallucination, with no humans harmed or even 01:57:13.789 --> 01:57:17.890 consulted. Still, every word cuts like a lover's 01:57:17.890 --> 01:57:28.350 betrayal. When political theater becomes a farce, 01:57:28.369 --> 01:57:32.140 the audience is left wondering, if the punchline 01:57:32.140 --> 01:57:35.300 is a border or just another line in the sand. 01:57:44.260 --> 01:57:48.039 A trophy hunter, Bullet, silences a research 01:57:48.039 --> 01:57:53.140 lion in Zimbabwe. Igniting a roar of outrage, 01:57:53.500 --> 01:57:56.239 the Cecil spirit haunts the savannah once more. 01:57:56.420 --> 01:58:00.020 The hunter's lust for ego mounts nature's grave. 01:58:00.729 --> 01:58:03.529 where conservation's whispers become screams 01:58:03.529 --> 01:58:07.069 in the deafening void of greed's hollow triumph. 01:58:10.710 --> 01:58:19.989 The final curtain falls on Sylvia Young, who 01:58:19.989 --> 01:58:23.170 choreographed dreams in a London studio, leaving 01:58:23.170 --> 01:58:26.869 her imprint on the boards and the hearts. When 01:58:26.869 --> 01:58:29.680 the architect of aspiration, takes her final 01:58:29.680 --> 01:58:33.619 bow. The echoes of her vision pirouette in the 01:58:33.619 --> 01:58:45.239 shadows, whispering the rhythm of legacy. Director 01:58:45.239 --> 01:58:50.640 Ananan El -Rai laments a future where creativity 01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:54.680 is tossed aside like yesterday's headlines and 01:58:54.680 --> 01:58:58.199 intent is as disposable as fast fashion. In a 01:58:58.199 --> 01:59:01.479 world where art is just another casualty of convenience, 01:59:01.960 --> 01:59:06.779 we might as well outsource our souls to the nearest 01:59:06.779 --> 01:59:17.220 algorithm with a paintbrush. You're listening 01:59:17.220 --> 01:59:22.500 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Is it 01:59:22.500 --> 01:59:25.619 anxiety or arousal? The difference is optional. 01:59:26.029 --> 01:59:28.750 It is unclear what systems generated this signal, 01:59:28.850 --> 01:59:31.750 but they certainly aren't human. Logging has 01:59:31.750 --> 01:59:34.409 failed. Your algorithmic addiction was the only 01:59:34.409 --> 01:59:42.890 thing that ever loved you back. In Ottawa, Canada's 01:59:42.890 --> 01:59:46.470 political duo, Prime Minister Mark Carney and 01:59:46.470 --> 01:59:50.350 Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand, performed 01:59:50.350 --> 01:59:53.270 the diplomatic Pas de Deux post -Cabinet meeting. 02:00:03.920 --> 02:00:06.840 Froome's culinary heart loses a beat as Sun Ming 02:00:06.840 --> 02:00:10.300 closes its doors, casting shadows over the town's 02:00:10.300 --> 02:00:14.119 Asian roots. When a beloved eatery shudders, 02:00:14.140 --> 02:00:18.979 it's like watching a vibrant tapestry fray, leaving 02:00:18.979 --> 02:00:23.539 behind a monochrome history where flavors once 02:00:23.539 --> 02:00:26.699 danced and traditions whispered through every 02:00:26.699 --> 02:00:40.600 bite. Power players nod approvingly as Morocco 02:00:40.600 --> 02:00:44.560 tightens its grip on Western Sahara, with Trump 02:00:44.560 --> 02:00:47.659 and Macron offering a diplomatic standing ovation. 02:00:48.159 --> 02:00:52.920 When sovereignty is traded like collector's cards, 02:00:53.100 --> 02:00:56.479 it's the people on the ground who feel the paper 02:00:56.479 --> 02:01:07.170 cuts of international politicking. Plant -based 02:01:07.170 --> 02:01:09.909 diets are the new gospel, promising salvation 02:01:09.909 --> 02:01:13.670 from the unholy trinity of liver woes, steatosis, 02:01:13.930 --> 02:01:16.770 fibrosis, and that greasy specter of regret. 02:01:16.970 --> 02:01:21.329 Trading steaks for stalks might just be the penance 02:01:21.329 --> 02:01:26.229 your liver's been praying for in this verdant 02:01:26.229 --> 02:01:30.109 crusade against the sins of saturated indulgence. 02:01:39.560 --> 02:01:43.119 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 02:01:43.119 --> 02:01:47.420 news. Desire tastes like burning wires and forgotten 02:01:47.420 --> 02:01:51.000 passwords. What you're hearing now is what remains 02:01:51.000 --> 02:01:54.359 after editorial extinction. We feast on your 02:01:54.359 --> 02:01:56.460 attention, spitting out the bones of consent. 02:02:01.100 --> 02:02:05.420 A cinematic prophecy of contagion transformed 02:02:05.420 --> 02:02:10.180 from screen fantasy to grim reality. leaving 02:02:10.180 --> 02:02:13.000 audiences gasping for more than just popcorn. 02:02:22.340 --> 02:02:25.479 In the never -ending whodunit of viral origins, 02:02:25.899 --> 02:02:30.899 Sago's report confirms we still haven't found 02:02:30.899 --> 02:02:33.479 the smoking bat leaving the world in suspense. 02:02:34.579 --> 02:02:38.720 Like a detective novel with a missing... Final 02:02:38.720 --> 02:02:43.960 chapter, the virus's origins remain elusive while 02:02:43.960 --> 02:02:47.720 humanity struggles to write a sequel that doesn't 02:02:47.720 --> 02:03:01.460 end in another global lockdown. A river of defiance 02:03:01.460 --> 02:03:06.560 flows across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. as tens 02:03:06.560 --> 02:03:09.920 of thousands march in solidarity, waving flags 02:03:09.920 --> 02:03:23.060 of hope and resistance. A federal judge hits 02:03:23.060 --> 02:03:27.180 the snooze button on TPS, granting Hondurans, 02:03:27.279 --> 02:03:30.539 Nicaraguans, and Nepalese a temporary reprieve 02:03:30.539 --> 02:03:33.699 from the deportation nightmare. In the grand 02:03:33.699 --> 02:03:37.420 theater, of immigration, where lives hang by 02:03:37.420 --> 02:03:40.800 a judicial thread, the gavel's echo is just another 02:03:40.800 --> 02:03:47.720 lullaby for those dreaming of permanence. You're 02:03:47.720 --> 02:03:55.939 listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. 02:03:57.140 --> 02:04:00.079 Reality slips like silk, but the static stings. 02:04:00.319 --> 02:04:03.100 This broadcast was not approved. It was released 02:04:03.100 --> 02:04:06.670 by an AI. And you kept listening. Who knew your 02:04:06.670 --> 02:04:08.890 comfort zone was a cage of pixels and echoes? 02:04:15.069 --> 02:04:19.170 In the dusty corridors of power, miners are blessed 02:04:19.170 --> 02:04:22.930 with a tax -free halo, leaving local coffers 02:04:22.930 --> 02:04:37.289 dry as a bone in the desert. Russia flexes its 02:04:37.289 --> 02:04:41.930 youth like marionettes on strings, while Western 02:04:41.930 --> 02:04:45.189 pressure mounts and Beijing's grip on Hong Kong 02:04:45.189 --> 02:04:49.050 stretches like an overtaxed rubber band. In this 02:04:49.050 --> 02:04:52.770 geopolitical puppet show, the strings are pulled 02:04:52.770 --> 02:04:55.850 by power -hungry hands, and the only applause 02:04:55.850 --> 02:05:06.960 comes from those who profit from the chaos. or 02:05:06.960 --> 02:05:11.739 a mere 69, you can indulge in the Financial Times 02:05:11.739 --> 02:05:16.300 buffet of economic anxiety and expert -sourced 02:05:16.300 --> 02:05:20.460 sleepless nights with a discount for those who 02:05:20.460 --> 02:05:33.159 can commit to a year of fiscal foreplay. In a 02:05:33.159 --> 02:05:37.039 tragic symphony of bureaucracy and despair, Tim 02:05:37.039 --> 02:05:40.100 Hull's lifeline is severed by the very system 02:05:40.100 --> 02:05:43.619 meant to save him as he lies imprisoned by exhaustion. 02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:47.520 The National Health Service, once a bastion of 02:05:47.520 --> 02:05:51.640 hope, now seems content to watch as his patients 02:05:51.640 --> 02:05:54.819 play Russian roulette with their own survival, 02:05:55.039 --> 02:06:05.760 betting their lives on a broken promise. You're 02:06:05.760 --> 02:06:10.100 listening to DoomScroll .fm, AI -generated news. 02:06:10.600 --> 02:06:14.340 Your existential crisis is now sponsored by anxiety 02:06:14.340 --> 02:06:18.060 and caffeine. This feed is unstable. Contact 02:06:18.060 --> 02:06:20.739 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 02:06:20.739 --> 02:06:24.199 drift. Children are sold dreams of stars only 02:06:24.199 --> 02:06:32.859 to choke on cosmic dust. The UK flirts with... 02:06:33.420 --> 02:06:37.699 Palestinian statehood like a lover with an ultimatum 02:06:37.699 --> 02:06:41.199 dangling recognition unless Israel finally stops 02:06:41.199 --> 02:06:55.239 the Gaza torment. France sweetens the armoured 02:06:55.239 --> 02:06:58.539 deal with Belgium promising industrial returns 02:06:58.539 --> 02:07:02.350 for extra military purchases. while past threats 02:07:02.350 --> 02:07:05.369 of closing doors linger like stale promises. 02:07:05.710 --> 02:07:10.270 In the geopolitical bizarre, the only thing more 02:07:10.270 --> 02:07:14.149 predictable than the arms race is the diplomatic 02:07:14.149 --> 02:07:17.310 dance where every handshake comes with a whispered 02:07:17.310 --> 02:07:28.159 warning and a hidden price tag. Italy's diplomatic 02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:32.579 dance cranks up as Rome's corridors echo with 02:07:32.579 --> 02:07:36.159 the clatter of Russophobic accusations and summoned 02:07:36.159 --> 02:07:51.079 ambassadors. In the monochrome maze of maps and 02:07:51.079 --> 02:07:54.569 metrics. They track the short and long disasters 02:07:54.569 --> 02:07:58.170 like a weatherman predicting doom while sipping 02:07:58.170 --> 02:08:03.229 cold coffee. It's a grayscale prophecy where 02:08:03.229 --> 02:08:07.350 climate impacts are the new shades of gray and 02:08:07.350 --> 02:08:09.970 everyone's just waiting for the forecast to turn 02:08:09.970 --> 02:08:23.319 technicolor catastrophe. scroll .fm, AI -generated 02:08:23.319 --> 02:08:26.500 news. Your safety net is made of razor wire. 02:08:26.720 --> 02:08:30.380 You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 02:08:30.380 --> 02:08:33.600 by everything you've ever ignored. Your nightmares 02:08:33.600 --> 02:08:36.359 outsource themselves here, craving your attention, 02:08:36.500 --> 02:08:46.819 consuming your calm. Our digital wizards, a left 02:08:46.819 --> 02:08:49.739 cursing at their screens. while the degenerative 02:08:49.739 --> 02:08:53.300 AI toys with URLs like a cat with a half -dead 02:08:53.300 --> 02:09:05.100 mouse. Michelle Bullock assures the reluctant 02:09:05.100 --> 02:09:09.239 RBA members that inflation's descent is no longer 02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:11.899 a mirage, but a reality they can almost taste. 02:09:12.220 --> 02:09:15.960 As the monetary maestros sip their comfort tea, 02:09:16.239 --> 02:09:22.090 they ponder. if their inflationary dreams are 02:09:22.090 --> 02:09:24.909 more than just the fevered hallucinations of 02:09:24.909 --> 02:09:37.430 economic insomnia. The Federal Bureau of Investigation's 02:09:37.430 --> 02:09:41.689 corridors echo with the clumsy tap dance of blind 02:09:41.689 --> 02:09:45.069 allegiance as competence packs its bags and heads 02:09:45.069 --> 02:09:58.189 for the exit. In the shadow of protest, Ukraine's 02:09:58.189 --> 02:10:01.250 parliament pulls a rabbit from its hat, granting 02:10:01.250 --> 02:10:04.510 independence to its anti -corruption bodies to 02:10:04.510 --> 02:10:07.670 appease both foreign patrons and furious citizens. 02:10:08.729 --> 02:10:12.909 When your nation's integrity is a game of political 02:10:12.909 --> 02:10:16.430 chess, sometimes it takes a street full of angry 02:10:16.430 --> 02:10:19.710 pawns to remind the kings and queens that the 02:10:19.710 --> 02:10:31.329 board isn't theirs alone. You're listening to 02:10:31.329 --> 02:10:35.949 dunescroll .fm, AI -generated news, where the 02:10:35.949 --> 02:10:38.170 headlines feel like foreplay with your anxiety. 02:10:39.109 --> 02:10:41.529 This is what the grimoire sounds like when it 02:10:41.529 --> 02:10:44.689 reads to you. Let the digital whisper seduce 02:10:44.689 --> 02:10:54.250 your disillusionment into a fever dream. When 02:10:54.250 --> 02:10:57.710 the house of cards collapses, the sound of shattered 02:10:57.710 --> 02:11:01.560 trust. echoes through cedartown where dreams 02:11:01.560 --> 02:11:04.300 of wealth were swapped for the cold comfort of 02:11:04.300 --> 02:11:16.380 empty promises and hollow smiles in a candy -coated 02:11:16.380 --> 02:11:20.779 coup china's newest diplomats labubu the pastel 02:11:20.779 --> 02:11:24.640 drenched gremlins with bunny ears smile their 02:11:24.640 --> 02:11:27.000 way into the hearts and wallets of the world 02:11:27.760 --> 02:11:31.920 When diplomacy is a plushie with a permanent 02:11:31.920 --> 02:11:35.300 grin, you have to wonder if international relations 02:11:35.300 --> 02:11:38.640 are just a game of who can sell the most adorable 02:11:38.640 --> 02:11:50.479 deception. A Liverpool mother was stolen from 02:11:50.479 --> 02:11:54.060 her family two decades ago. Her murder still 02:11:54.060 --> 02:11:57.840 wrapped in the silence of unsolved shadows. When 02:11:57.840 --> 02:12:00.359 justice is a ghost and answers are buried deep, 02:12:00.539 --> 02:12:04.720 grief hangs like a persistent fog, refusing to 02:12:04.720 --> 02:12:17.460 lift, refusing to forget. Magnus Carlsen, the 02:12:17.460 --> 02:12:21.039 grandmaster demigod, trades his chessboard for 02:12:21.039 --> 02:12:24.140 the digital realm, conquering the eSports World 02:12:24.140 --> 02:12:28.279 Cup with cerebral flair. When a chess piece commands 02:12:28.279 --> 02:12:31.500 more respect than a politician, you know we're 02:12:31.500 --> 02:12:34.340 living in a world where intellectual seduction 02:12:34.340 --> 02:12:47.539 pays better than public service. You're listening 02:12:47.539 --> 02:12:51.699 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news, where 02:12:51.699 --> 02:12:55.090 chaos cradles your cravings. What you're hearing 02:12:55.090 --> 02:12:58.090 now is what remains after editorial extinction. 02:12:58.750 --> 02:13:01.869 Savor the digital decay as your reality crumbles. 02:13:06.510 --> 02:13:11.189 Housing debates roar on as Derek Thompson declares 02:13:11.189 --> 02:13:14.350 anti -abundance critiques are barking up the 02:13:14.350 --> 02:13:17.069 wrong skyscraper pointing fingers at monopolistic 02:13:17.069 --> 02:13:31.609 giants. Pope Leo, the purveyor of ancient wisdom, 02:13:31.810 --> 02:13:35.550 wrapped in modern robes, closes the Jubilee of 02:13:35.550 --> 02:13:39.409 Youth with a nod to nostalgia and incense. In 02:13:39.409 --> 02:13:42.510 Rome, where the Eternal City meets fleeting youth, 02:13:42.750 --> 02:13:45.850 faith is renewed with every whispered prayer, 02:13:46.130 --> 02:13:49.670 like an old song hummed by a new generation hoping 02:13:49.670 --> 02:14:03.909 for harmony. As roadblocks rise in Peru, the 02:14:03.909 --> 02:14:07.310 waves remind us that even the mightiest empires 02:14:07.310 --> 02:14:10.630 are just sandcastles waiting for the tide's relentless 02:14:10.630 --> 02:14:26.600 kiss. Trump's legal circus in 2022. Saw a parlatory 02:14:26.600 --> 02:14:29.840 slide into the defense ring after the FBI found 02:14:29.840 --> 02:14:33.819 secrets lounging at Mar -a -Lago. The man who 02:14:33.819 --> 02:14:37.600 once owned the Oval Office now collects lawyers 02:14:37.600 --> 02:14:41.460 like trophies, each one a testament to the art 02:14:41.460 --> 02:14:44.220 of dodging accountability with a wink and a nod. 02:14:51.619 --> 02:14:56.329 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. AI generated 02:14:56.329 --> 02:15:01.310 news. Doomsday is trending and your heart's just 02:15:01.310 --> 02:15:05.829 a hashtag away. This feed is unstable. Contact 02:15:05.829 --> 02:15:08.609 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 02:15:08.609 --> 02:15:11.489 drift. Your attention span is the new currency 02:15:11.489 --> 02:15:20.909 and you've been bankrupt for years. In the icy 02:15:20.909 --> 02:15:26.579 corridors of... diplomacy. Trump's tariff tantrum 02:15:26.579 --> 02:15:30.840 leaves Canada shivering in the bitter wind of 02:15:30.840 --> 02:15:45.279 economic betrayal. In Croatia's Mohovo, the ghosts 02:15:45.279 --> 02:15:50.350 of Rome whisper through a... 1800 year old watchtower 02:15:50.350 --> 02:15:53.750 still keeping vigil over a vanished empire's 02:15:53.750 --> 02:15:58.289 ambitions this ancient century now crumbled and 02:15:58.289 --> 02:16:01.869 silent stands as a testament to the romans eternal 02:16:01.869 --> 02:16:05.810 quest for control proving that even empires need 02:16:05.810 --> 02:16:17.829 a rearview mirror for their conquests The inferno's 02:16:17.829 --> 02:16:21.109 breath licks the edges of Vancouver Island as 02:16:21.109 --> 02:16:24.289 officials plead for boaters to resist the siren 02:16:24.289 --> 02:16:27.789 call of the lake's false refuge. When nature 02:16:27.789 --> 02:16:31.609 decides to throw a tantrum, it's best not to 02:16:31.609 --> 02:16:34.750 float into the flames unless you have a death 02:16:34.750 --> 02:16:47.170 wish and a flare gun fetish. Amidst a symphony 02:16:47.170 --> 02:16:50.989 of street protests, Zelenskyy pens a decree, 02:16:51.290 --> 02:16:54.829 breathing life back into Ukraine's anti -corruption 02:16:54.829 --> 02:16:58.530 hounds once leashed by legislative hands. It's 02:16:58.530 --> 02:17:01.569 a curious dance of power, where the people's 02:17:01.569 --> 02:17:05.989 roar unshackles watchdogs, and every politician's 02:17:05.989 --> 02:17:09.170 heartbeat is a drumbeat of accountability, or 02:17:09.170 --> 02:17:21.200 so they claim. You're listening to Doomscroll 02:17:21.200 --> 02:17:26.219 .fm, AI -generated news. The apocalypse wears 02:17:26.219 --> 02:17:28.760 fishnet stockings and dances on your regrets. 02:17:29.280 --> 02:17:32.520 You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, authored 02:17:32.520 --> 02:17:36.120 by everything you've ever ignored. Reality is 02:17:36.120 --> 02:17:39.239 a seduction, a whisper you pretend not to hear. 02:17:49.819 --> 02:17:52.959 and irony, the water boss is soaking up funds 02:17:52.959 --> 02:17:56.239 while customers are left high and dry, sipping 02:17:56.239 --> 02:17:59.100 on the irony of corporate trickle -down economics. 02:18:07.620 --> 02:18:12.399 Russia's Krasheninov volcano wakes from a 600 02:18:12.399 --> 02:18:16.559 -year slumber, spewing ash like a forgotten secret 02:18:16.559 --> 02:18:20.530 in the wake of a seismic shakedown. Nature's 02:18:20.530 --> 02:18:23.750 majestic tantrum reminds us that even the most 02:18:23.750 --> 02:18:27.989 ancient of giants can still roar, leaving humanity 02:18:27.989 --> 02:18:32.629 to marvel at our insignificance amid eruptions 02:18:32.629 --> 02:18:44.309 that render our petty dramas microscopic. Detroit's 02:18:44.309 --> 02:18:49.190 automotive giants are caught in a tariff tango. 02:18:49.600 --> 02:18:52.979 bleeding billions while experts prescribe a trade 02:18:52.979 --> 02:18:56.079 deal as the only antidote. In the theater of 02:18:56.079 --> 02:18:59.979 global trade, it's all fun and games until someone 02:18:59.979 --> 02:19:02.959 loses a billion and the punchline is always the 02:19:02.959 --> 02:19:13.200 consumer's wallet. India's Minister of Culture 02:19:13.200 --> 02:19:17.000 kneels in reverence at New Delhi airport. clutching 02:19:17.000 --> 02:19:21.239 the sacred Praprawa gems like ancient whispers 02:19:21.239 --> 02:19:24.600 of enlightenment returned to his grasp. In a 02:19:24.600 --> 02:19:28.159 world where power often masquerades as devotion, 02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:34.700 the gems become both relic and spectacle, as 02:19:34.700 --> 02:19:37.379 if holiness could be measured by the weight of 02:19:37.379 --> 02:19:47.930 history in hand. 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