Doomscroll .fm, transmitting live on this Monday,
the 28th of July, 2025, where reality is just
a suggestion and time is a flat circle juggling
flaming chainsaws. This show is 100 % AI generated
with zero human consultation, like a fever dream
narrated by a sentient vending machine that just
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shaman's quest, convincing Weyland to lullaby
the monitor to sleep and wake it with the promise
of action, a true tale of modern sorcery. In
the echo chamber of obviousness, the Brawligarchy
eagerly anticipates a J .D. Vance presidency,
where the punchline writes itself. When your
political forecast reads like yesterday's news,
it's just another day in the land of the terminally
unoriginal, where even the plot twists are predictable.
Amidst the political circus, Obama's office fires
a verbal dart at Trump's claims of a treasonous
conspiracy, dismissing it as a feeble smoke screen.
In a world of shadows and whispers, Flory Bird,
Juana, Shweevin, Pasidi's integrity met a brutal
end, silenced for the sin of incorruptibility.
When honor meets the underworld, virtue becomes
a martyr, and the price of righteousness is paid
in blood and betrayal. In the sticky air of a
Brandon Florida arcade Chuck E. Cheese's mascot
faces the music, while kids learn the true cost
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cruel ballet of survival, the world watches as
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Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news, where reality
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illusions. the twist of international irony,
the U .S. repatriates a triple murderer from
Venezuela, packaged neatly with political prisoners
from Madrid's delight. In a world where war dances
to the rhythm of silicon, Ukraine receives 33
,000 AI -powered drone modules, courtesy of the
U .S.-German alliance. As we outsource warfare
to emotionless circuits, it's only a matter of
time before the battlefield becomes a sterile
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-way ticket to martyrdom, it's clear that in
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AI -generated news. Where chaos seduces sanity
into submission. You're hearing a transmission
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lover as Prime Minister Albanese balks at recognizing
a Palestinian state while Victorian labor whispers
now. It's a diplomatic game of chicken where
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of urgency fade into the static of political
inertia. In a classic case of the pot calling
the kettle a conspiracy theorist. Trump laments
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maestro of mythos accuses others of his own indulgences,
painting denial as the new national pastime.
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and despair is the only currency. A mother cradles
her starving child against the ghost of a lost
future. While the world debates semantics, a
baby fights hunger in the front line of indifference,
his only crime being warned where empathy is
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whispers, remixed by despair. In the Opioid Opera...
In the digital Agora, where 746 million souls
converge. Europe's multilingual cacophony is
distilled into the chaotic harmony of a single
subreddit, as anti -corruption laws tango with
public outrage. Bureaucratic strings tighten
like a garrote, and the crowd holds its breath
for the next act in this continental soap opera.
Redditt's Rostians invites the credentialed elite
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in the digital coliseum of knowledge, welcome
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lionesses clawed their way to glory, crowned
by Chloe Kelly's embrace with royalty. As Starmer
showers them in polished praise, in a world where
football's heart beats with passion and grit,
the English women dance their way to the top,
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Haridwar transforms into a deadly crush, where
devotion and desperation collide. Fatal Force.
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constructed without approval, rehearsed in static,
and performed in the voice of something you fed
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neglect, a democratic coalition fans the flames
of worker protection against the merciless heat
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workers from being charred alive it's like putting
a sun hat on a volcano a gesture of sanity in
a world that's lost its cool In this geopolitical
poker game, the stakes are as high as the moral
ground is shaky where promises are made with
fingers crossed and eyes on the exit. In the
City of Angels, a missing grenade whispers secrets
between the cracks of a fatal explosion, leaving
three deputies as echoes in its wake. When law
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driver wove terror into the fabric of East Hollywood.
In a world where the dance floor is a battlefield,
The driver's reckless choreography left dozens
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rally against the Albanese government's job -ready
graduate scheme, defending humanity's degrees
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Gaza Strip, where survival morphs from a game
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casting food as a forbidden fruit. When the breadbasket
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daily life becomes less about winning and more
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the echoes of despair, Gaza's people hunger for
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a platter of indifference where the menu is suffering
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In New Zealand's dairy butter drama, the price
of creamy indulgence climbs to dizzying heights,
summoning Fonterra's Miles Hurl to political
purgatory, when butter becomes the currency of
discontent. You know politicians are just one
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by desperation and a child's pool toy paddles
futilely towards Spain, spotted off the Costa
del Sol. When dreams are buoyed by rubber and
flippers, the ocean's vastness becomes a cruel
joke, mocking the lengths one will go to for
a taste of hope. AI generated news. Smothering
your conscience with digital lipstick. Yacht,
this transmission was generated without humans.
Lude to the chaos. You consume the poison. It's
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swipes left. And you're left staring at the stars,
wondering if you should have worn something more
aerodynamic. along France's northern coast, where
dreams and desperation camp together. Refugees
bide time in makeshift shelters eyeing the channel's
distant promise as the UK tightens its borders
like a miser clutching coins. Hope transforms
into a currency traded in whispers and weary
glances, each crossing a gamble with fate. In
a move drenched with controversy, the U .S. Olympic
Committee tightens its grip, slamming the door
on transgender women athletes with an iron -fisted
obligation. In a world where a handshake's worth
is as diluted as hospital coffee. West Streeting
believed he had quelled the Doctored Rebellion
with promises and smiles. When healing hands
demand 29 % more to mend the sick, the real ailment
is the illusion that goodwill alone can stitch
up the gaping wounds of a broken system. Trump
pens a love letter to private markets. inviting
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at a buffet. When the fox writes the rules for
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dwindling attention span. Parliament's playground
erupts over housing, nationals' leadership, and
superannuation as Susan Lay takes center stage
as the first female opposition leader in a political
soap opera. where promises are as empty as the
housing market. Lay's leadership debut feels
like a blind date with destiny. The kind where
both parties show up with entirely different
agendas and a shared disdain for commitment.
In the Scottish mist, Starmer plans to gently
prod Trump about Gaza, hoping for diplomacy amidst
the bagpipes and bravado. Attempting to discuss
Gaza with Trump is like serenading a bull with
a violin. The only harmony is the one you imagine
while dodging the horns. A landlord's final act
in a hate -fueled saga ends in silence, as Joseph
Chuba, jailed for attacking a Palestinian -American
family, exits this world. When hate becomes the
architect of your life, Expect a resonance built
on regret and isolation, where the view of justice
served cold. The EU Commission refuses to crown
Emmentaler as royalty among cheeses, leaving
Switzerland to battle for its dairy dignity in
a court of curdled dreams. as they scrape the
rind of bureaucracy. One wonders if the real
issue is lactose intolerance or just intolerance
to anything that isn't a spreadsheet. Let it
unravel you. When royalty meets reality on the
pitch, even the aristocracy must acknowledge
that some crowns are earned with sweat, not birthright.
Gillain Maxwell's whispered confessions swirl
in the shadows of justice. As the Deputy Attorney
General emerges from secretive meetings without
a word, when silence is the loudest sound, you
know the truth is tangled in the sheets of power,
cloaked in whispers and perfumed with plausible
deniability. Humanitarian aid flutters down like
confetti over Gaza, courtesy of Israel. while
whispers of corridors and pauses drift in the
desert wind when aid comes with a political party
structure like overripe fruit as labor and liberals
wrestle with Gaza net -zero ambitions and the
ceremonial welcome to country while they vicar
over carbon and cultural gestures. Mother nature
and indigenous voices watch from the sidelines,
smirking at the spectacle of politicians trying
to juggle integrity with a chainsaw. Microsoft's
cloud promises crumble like wet paper as data
sovereignty slips through bureaucratic fingers
into the digital ether. When your private files
are as secure as a politician's promise, trust
becomes a currency more volatile than Bitcoin.
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tech venture, danced into a disadvantaged business
mask before swaggering into a nine billion dollar
valuation spot. neural circus claims hardship
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thing disadvantaged is the integrity of the system.
The Lions roar across Australia, seeking a flawless
3 -0 conquest that would echo through the ages
like a rugby ball kicked into eternity. In the
Grand Theatre of Sports, a whitewash is the closest
thing to immortality, because who doesn't want
their fleeting glory to last longer than their
knees? The Canadian ice rink melts under the
heat of a courtroom where five former players
skate away unscathed, verdicts slipping like
pucks. In the grand arena of justice, innocence,
and guilt, pirouette, leaving spectators to question
if the puck ever lands where it should. Behind
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pitch becomes a battlefield of pride, the Lions
and Wallabies seek the ultimate Sydney punctuation
mark. An exclamation, not a period. In the land
down under, where kangaroos and koalas are, the
warm -up act, the real show is two teams clawing
for a victory dance that echoes louder than the
didgeridoo. where reality is a flirt and your
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land eviction crisis plays out like a populist
opera where promises of solidarity drown in the
dissonance of displacement and despair. Populism's
grand illusion is a magician's trick where the
rabbit vanishes and all you're left with is a
hat full of empty promises and a crowd still
hungry for justice. In Taiwan, Voters slam the
door on a political eviction notice, allowing
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Denied their American dream pitch, the Kachikei
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play is just another rigged game of privilege.
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diaper prices skyrocket, targeting sleep deprived
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Universities hand out degrees like candy. But
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bird flirts with the sky, seducing international
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a child becomes a tragic afterthought in the
bureaucratic nightmare of state custody. King
Charles braces for the inevitable verbal tempest
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court anticipates a spectacle as Trump's words
threaten to strip away the velvet veneer leaving
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Queensland's gilded bureaucracy nearly 30 % of
public servants feast on six -figure salaries,
while the rest nibble on crumbs of public service.
When the public sector's pockets bulge with taxpayer
gold, one wonders if their meetings are catered
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-rate girls dive into educational media, leaving
the boys to wrestle with their attention spans
like feral cats in a yarn shop. As the digital
divide widens, it turns out the early adopters
of learning apps are wearing tiaras, while the
boys are still trying to figure out which end
of the tablet is up. The stock market's sky -high
waltz defies gravity, even as tariffs loom like
dark clouds threatening to rain on everyone's
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Tales of presidential ties to a disgraced predator
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whispers beg for sustenance as Israel tightens
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find themselves in El Salvador's mega prison
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oracle, dissects the future of journalism. where
integrity fights for its life amidst clickbait
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spotlight shines. on the chosen few, while the
rest fade into the dusty archives of forgotten
pain, leaving justice as an unfulfilled promise.
Amid Scottish greens, Trump laments the silence
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Turkey's scorched -earth symphony rages on, as
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playing both golf and politics with equal fervor.
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-in -chief perfects his putt, proving once again
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China quietly slips drone engines to Russia,
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ink. George's Abdallah walks free, a relic of
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Israel rains down sustenance on Gaza, while the
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away from starring in a dystopian thriller where
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Gaza's sky, a grim theater of suspended conflict,
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you are its unwitting conductor. As these two
economic titans stare each other down, the world
holds its breath, wondering if the next move
will be a handshake or a high -stakes round of
economic chicken. Ben Stokes, the untamed beast
of cricket. continues his relentless charge against
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In Gaza, hunger morphs from a whisper to a scream,
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blockade tightens like a noose, while the world
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dread are just the synthetic friends we need
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When the price of freedom is set in currency,
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Reporters wade through the soggy remains of shattered
lives. Their microphones, dripping with the tears
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fm ai -generated news where the headlines get
undressed before your very eyes. You know humans
were involved in making this. That was not an
accident. Surrender to the chaos as reality slips
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EU and US tango on a tightrope threatening to
plunge into economic oblivion if they can't harmonize
their tariff duet. When two giants bicker over
metal scraps, the only winners are the lawyers
and the losers are everyone else with a mortgage
and a dream. Hong Kong tangles cash like a cheap
bride to lure accomplices in the hunt for activists
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diplomacy. When your job description includes
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future is less about innovation and more about
becoming a pixelated puppet in someone else's
virtual vaudeville. Degenerative AI resurrects
Roman whispers. Patching stone with silicon while
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archaeologists will need AI to decipher the ruins
of our own crumbling civilization, or if they'll
just use Google Translate. In the heat of African
politics, populism seduces the marginalized with
promises of power while sharpening its daggers
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playbook. Divide and conquer, but with a seductive
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the spoils. each beat a reminder of your curated
oblivion. For long birth control, pill use reveals
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for peace. Electric cars are the new urban whisperers,
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picture on alloy wheels. Chinese state -sponsored
hackers have tangoed past Microsoft's defenses,
pirouetting straight into the US's nuclear sanctum.
In a world where secrets are as vulnerable as
a politician's promises. Cyber espionage becomes
the new foreplay, leaving nations to blush at
the exposure of their digital undergarments.
When the richest man in the world claims disadvantage,
you have to wonder if small business is just
another term for secret handshake. The virus
of hate dawns boxing gloves as neo -Nazi fight
clubs punch their way across international borders
uninvited and unhinged. These brawlers of bigotry
seem to think their fists can rewrite history,
but all they're really doing is proving that
ignorance is the most contagious disease of all.
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