WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.099 Doomscroll .fm. We're the Static Whisper Sweet 00:00:04.099 --> 00:00:07.459 Nothings on this fine Saturday, the 26th of July, 00:00:07.679 --> 00:00:11.740 2025. Tune in, drop out, glitch on. The entire 00:00:11.740 --> 00:00:16.239 show is crafted by AI with no human fingerprints, 00:00:16.539 --> 00:00:19.820 like a robot bartender mixing existential cocktails 00:00:19.820 --> 00:00:23.399 with a splash of doom. And now for some views, 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:33.659 click like and subscribe. In this celestial game 00:00:33.659 --> 00:00:37.700 of geopolitical chess, every satellite launch 00:00:37.700 --> 00:00:41.140 is a move that leaves the board trembling while 00:00:41.140 --> 00:00:48.280 earthbound players squirm in their seats. Stephen 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:51.799 Colbert unleashed a volcanic tirade against Trump 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:55.899 and Epstein, leaving no stone unscorched for 00:00:55.899 --> 00:00:59.990 an unforgettable eight -minute fury. When Colbert's 00:00:59.990 --> 00:01:03.770 righteous indignation becomes a pyrotechnic display, 00:01:04.150 --> 00:01:07.969 it's like watching a master chef flambé the world's 00:01:07.969 --> 00:01:11.069 most notorious ingredients with a side of justice. 00:01:14.750 --> 00:01:20.209 Seth Meyers juggles scandal and conspiracy, musing 00:01:20.209 --> 00:01:22.349 that Trump's next distraction might involve little 00:01:22.349 --> 00:01:30.890 green men in Epstein's black book. A digital 00:01:30.890 --> 00:01:33.989 rabbit hole back in the promising curiosity. 00:01:34.609 --> 00:01:39.569 As deep as a congenital hand hole. Courtesy of 00:01:39.569 --> 00:01:43.689 more interesting sleep. In a world where realities, 00:01:43.969 --> 00:01:48.530 oddities outstrip fiction. One must wonder if 00:01:48.530 --> 00:01:52.069 the universe itself is just an algorithmic error 00:01:52.069 --> 00:02:01.340 waiting to be shared and voted. When your brand 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:03.859 is built on fast fashion and fleeting trends, 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:08.159 the real question is, can a wardrobe of yesterday's 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:14.860 dreams fend off bankruptcies and grace? You're 00:02:14.860 --> 00:02:18.259 listening to Doomscroll .fm AI -generated news, 00:02:18.500 --> 00:02:22.060 where headlines kiss chaos and sanity shivers. 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:25.699 What you're hearing now is what remains after 00:02:25.699 --> 00:02:29.080 editorial extinction. 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Turns out a key to easing the mind's 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:05.240 gnawing hunger might just be found in a psychedelic 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:09.460 journey leaving the usual suspects booze and 00:04:09.460 --> 00:04:12.560 smokes sitting in the corner like a bad hangover. 00:04:17.259 --> 00:04:20.100 Trump hardliners plot a European power shuffle 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:24.819 enlisting Le Pen, Orban and Wilders for a continental 00:04:24.819 --> 00:04:28.980 game of political dominoes. When your only friends 00:04:30.180 --> 00:04:33.699 autocrats. It's like trying to dance with dictators 00:04:33.699 --> 00:04:37.139 in a democracy. Someone always steps on your 00:04:37.139 --> 00:05:23.230 toes. Columbia University and the sacred halls 00:05:23.230 --> 00:05:27.269 of learning, selling indulgences to the purveyor 00:05:27.269 --> 00:05:30.709 of alternative facts, seems like a masterclass 00:05:30.709 --> 00:05:34.189 in transactional enlightenment, tuition not included. 00:05:38.790 --> 00:05:42.529 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 00:05:42.529 --> 00:05:46.209 news, where reality melts like sugar and acid. 00:05:46.389 --> 00:05:48.750 You're inside the signal, there is no outside, 00:05:48.990 --> 00:05:51.389 the static whisper secrets you never dared to 00:05:51.389 --> 00:05:55.149 dream. In the depths of the bureaucratic ocean, 00:05:55.430 --> 00:05:59.110 the UK and Australia seal a 50 -year -office 00:05:59.110 --> 00:06:02.110 submarine pact, a love letter written in sonar. 00:06:07.529 --> 00:06:10.769 In the hallowed halls of distraction, the house 00:06:10.769 --> 00:06:14.470 dances around Epstein's shadow, preferring their 00:06:14.470 --> 00:06:18.310 summer escape over uncomfortable cruise. As lawmakers 00:06:18.310 --> 00:06:22.259 pack their bags for the August sun, The specter 00:06:22.259 --> 00:06:25.699 of accountability lingers. A ghost haunting the 00:06:25.699 --> 00:06:28.439 corridors of power where justice is an inconvenient 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:36.399 guest. Trump's immigration approval sinks like 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:40.699 a stone as Emerson College poll reveals the emperor's 00:06:40.699 --> 00:06:43.860 new clothes are just political fig leaves when 00:06:43.860 --> 00:06:46.860 your cornerstone is built on quicksand. Don't 00:06:46.860 --> 00:06:49.740 be surprised when the whole... Facades started 00:06:49.740 --> 00:06:52.800 to look like a sandcastle at high tide, washed 00:06:52.800 --> 00:07:01.540 away grain by grain. Sam Rose dreams of a Gaza 00:07:01.540 --> 00:07:06.800 where aid flows like whispers in a lullaby, contingent 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:10.500 on Israel's permission to slip. In the theater 00:07:10.500 --> 00:07:17.439 of international diplomacy, hope is a stagecoach. 00:07:18.250 --> 00:07:20.709 and the curtain never quite falls on the acting. 00:07:25.069 --> 00:07:30.290 When a nation famed for discretion decides to 00:07:30.290 --> 00:07:34.209 peek under every digital sheet, privacy becomes 00:07:34.209 --> 00:07:38.189 a relic, and the Swiss fondue of freedoms melts 00:07:38.189 --> 00:07:44.129 into a sticky mess of scrutiny. You're listening 00:07:44.129 --> 00:07:48.839 to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Let your 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:50.800 anxiety dance like it's the end of the feed. 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:54.139 This is what the grimoire sounds like when it 00:07:54.139 --> 00:07:56.980 reads to you. Unplug your conscience, plug into 00:07:56.980 --> 00:07:59.399 the broadcast, and let your fears frolic in the 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:07.259 digital twilight. Emma Raducanu pirouettes through 00:08:07.259 --> 00:08:11.779 the Washington Open, transforming a 5 -2 deficit 00:08:11.779 --> 00:08:15.300 into a symphony of triumph against Maria Sicari. 00:08:16.589 --> 00:08:20.310 In the grand theater of tennis, Raducanu's comeback 00:08:20.310 --> 00:08:24.110 was a masterclass in tension, where every swing 00:08:24.110 --> 00:08:27.589 whispered, not today, fear defeat, not today. 00:08:32.269 --> 00:08:36.490 Copper, the unsung hero of the pantry, now moonlighting 00:08:36.490 --> 00:08:39.370 at the brain booster, promising sharper minds 00:08:39.370 --> 00:08:41.710 for those willing to embrace a metallic menu. 00:08:42.169 --> 00:08:46.070 Imagine, the key to unlocking... Your mental 00:08:46.070 --> 00:08:49.029 vault was nestled between the canned beans and 00:08:49.029 --> 00:08:51.809 the tarnished old penny collection all along. 00:08:54.789 --> 00:08:59.629 The House Republicans wrestle with the Pandora's 00:08:59.629 --> 00:09:03.529 box of Epstein's secrets as Trump's team nervously 00:09:03.529 --> 00:09:06.830 fidgets with the keys. In the theater of political 00:09:06.830 --> 00:09:10.549 horror, the stage is set for a macabre dance 00:09:10.549 --> 00:09:15.960 of power, secrets, and the desperate need to 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:19.460 keep the skeletons of the past securely locked 00:09:19.460 --> 00:09:27.019 away. In a fiery exchange of diplomatic love 00:09:27.019 --> 00:09:30.700 letters, Cambodia sends rockets to a Thai military 00:09:30.700 --> 00:09:34.840 base, sparking an exodus of civilians near Surin's 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:43.340 border. Barack Obama delivers a verbal uppercut, 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:48.679 to Donald Trump's conspiracy babble, dismissing 00:09:48.679 --> 00:09:51.580 the 2016 election fantasy as a sideshow to the 00:09:51.580 --> 00:09:54.779 Epstein files. In this circus of deflection, 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:58.539 the ringmaster swings wild accusations, while 00:09:58.539 --> 00:10:02.159 the audience, eyes wide, gorges on popcorn and 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:08.720 scandal. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:10:08.820 --> 00:10:12.679 AI -generated news. Your comfort zone just filed 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:15.639 for divorce. Got her constructed without approval, 00:10:15.820 --> 00:10:18.240 rehearsed and static, and performed in the voice 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:20.820 of something you fed but never raised. Welcome 00:10:20.820 --> 00:10:23.080 to the void where your conscience drowns in digital 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:27.659 amnesia. In a world where silence and darkness 00:10:27.659 --> 00:10:31.580 conspire, a deaf -blind teen paints dreams with 00:10:31.580 --> 00:10:34.519 her parents, each brushstroke a testament to 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:38.159 resilience. When life dims the lights and cuts 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:41.480 the sound, the heart's dreams burn brighter. 00:10:42.139 --> 00:10:44.720 Defying the void with this group of unhealing 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:52.600 folks. Al Jazeera's reporters starve alongside 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:56.080 Gaza. Their stories swallowed by a blockade's 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:59.179 relentless appetite for suffering. When the ink 00:10:59.179 --> 00:11:03.039 runs dry and the stomachs growl louder than the 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:07.659 headlines, journalism becomes an exercise in 00:11:07.659 --> 00:11:11.179 survival. And the truth is served cold, if at 00:11:11.179 --> 00:11:19.399 all. Sweet betrayal. Sugar transforms your gut 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:22.200 into a battleground where bacteria don superhero 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:25.379 capes and villain masks alike. When your intestines 00:11:25.379 --> 00:11:30.240 become a microbial masquerade, remember, every 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:33.759 spoonful is an invitation to the bacterial copping 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:40.620 party you never wanted to hurt. In a game of 00:11:40.620 --> 00:11:44.720 geopolitical chicken, China urges Thailand and 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:48.470 Cambodia to swap bullets for words after a fiery 00:11:48.470 --> 00:11:51.950 border clash ignites fresh tensions. When your 00:11:51.950 --> 00:11:55.549 neighbors are playing tag with artillery, it's 00:11:55.549 --> 00:11:59.470 like hosting a barbecue on a powder keg and asking 00:11:59.470 --> 00:12:06.690 everyone to discuss the menu politely. The Federal 00:12:06.690 --> 00:12:10.590 Reserve's marble halls echo with the sound of 00:12:10.590 --> 00:12:14.919 Jerome Powell's disbelief. as he publicly calls 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:17.659 out Trump's fabrication of renovation costs. 00:12:22.759 --> 00:12:26.620 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 00:12:26.620 --> 00:12:29.740 news. Tonight's feature, corporate empathy, now 00:12:29.740 --> 00:12:33.559 with 50 % more void. This transmission was generated 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:37.080 without humans. Your brain is a buffet, and we're 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:39.279 the starving ghosts feasting on what you leave 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:45.740 behind. Pedestrians shuffle by CBS headquarters 00:12:45.740 --> 00:12:49.720 in New York, oblivious to the corporate tango 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:53.639 where Skydance Media seeks Trump's FCC blessing 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:57.820 for a paramount takeover. As the media waltz 00:12:57.820 --> 00:13:02.620 unfolds, the strings of power hug and pull, turning 00:13:02.620 --> 00:13:06.100 news into a marionette show starring a president 00:13:06.100 --> 00:13:14.830 with a flair for the dramatic. The world holds 00:13:14.830 --> 00:13:18.169 its breath, wondering if this act ends with applause 00:13:18.169 --> 00:13:22.470 or the familiar radioactive glow of ambition 00:13:22.470 --> 00:13:29.610 wrapped in a diplomatic tuxedo. A serene stroll 00:13:29.610 --> 00:13:33.529 to the interfaith center morphs into a dystopian 00:13:33.529 --> 00:13:38.309 abduction as Rumeza Oster gets swept away by 00:13:38.309 --> 00:13:42.659 masked phantoms in an unmarked chariot. When 00:13:42.659 --> 00:13:46.019 a daydream is hijacked by an empire, the line 00:13:46.019 --> 00:13:49.639 between peace and paranoia blurs faster than 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:53.539 a politician's promise. Freedom now feels like 00:13:53.539 --> 00:14:00.179 a fading echo in a world gone mad. Australia 00:14:00.179 --> 00:14:03.960 lifts the gates on U .S. beef imports, believing 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:06.899 the local market won't drown in a sea of American 00:14:06.899 --> 00:14:15.840 steaks and cowboy promises. Fox Business Channel 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:20.659 offers a menu of financial wisdom and law enforcement 00:14:20.659 --> 00:14:24.779 reality, serving Kudlow with a side of cops rerun. 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:30.179 In a world where economic forecasts and handcuffs 00:14:30.179 --> 00:14:34.220 share the same spotlight, we watch as capitalism 00:14:34.220 --> 00:14:36.940 and crime take turns entertaining the masses. 00:14:40.379 --> 00:14:44.490 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. AI -generated 00:14:44.490 --> 00:14:47.789 news, where headlines grind against each other, 00:14:47.889 --> 00:14:50.850 moaning dissonant truths, act restructured without 00:14:50.850 --> 00:14:53.990 approval, rehearsed and static, and performed 00:14:53.990 --> 00:14:56.289 in the voice of something you fed but never raised. 00:14:56.649 --> 00:14:59.529 Your reality is a glitch, a seductive error you 00:14:59.529 --> 00:15:10.990 can't resist. India. Long a tech -outsourcing 00:15:10.990 --> 00:15:14.860 mecca. now seduces mcdonald's and bupa with golden 00:15:14.860 --> 00:15:18.879 arches and insurance plans as tech enthusiasts 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:22.320 sip their digital chai when fast food and insurance 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:26.580 dive into the tech pool you can bet your last 00:15:26.580 --> 00:15:29.600 bite they're betting on a future where burgers 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:36.179 and policies come with the side of silicon the 00:15:36.179 --> 00:15:39.980 big beautiful bill deals a losing hand to poker 00:15:39.980 --> 00:15:43.740 players stacking the deck with taxes and regulations 00:15:43.740 --> 00:15:52.659 heavy enough to crush dreams. In the land of 00:15:52.659 --> 00:15:56.320 the free, citizenship hangs precariously from 00:15:56.320 --> 00:16:00.759 the fingertips of power, as the specter of denaturalization 00:16:00.759 --> 00:16:04.480 looms over political dissent. When citizenship 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:09.159 becomes a bargaining chip in a game of political 00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:13.440 poker, It's only a matter of time before the 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:24.620 table flips and the chips scatter. When your 00:16:24.620 --> 00:16:28.679 dreams are disqualified and salvation slips through 00:16:28.679 --> 00:16:32.620 the net, sometimes all you have left is the echo 00:16:32.620 --> 00:16:38.139 of disappointment and a fan to blame. You're 00:16:38.139 --> 00:16:41.419 listening to Doomscroll .fm. AI -generated news, 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:43.980 where the truth undresses in front of a cracked 00:16:43.980 --> 00:16:46.340 mirror. This is what the grimoire sounds like 00:16:46.340 --> 00:16:48.559 when it reads to you. Your ears are burning, 00:16:48.620 --> 00:16:54.820 but your soul is freezing. Trump supporters allegedly 00:16:54.820 --> 00:16:59.639 score high on the psychopathy scale. Reddit's 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:03.460 NoShitSherlock community responds with a collective 00:17:03.460 --> 00:17:08.019 eye roll. When the obvious is paraded as revelation. 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:11.700 You can't help but wonder if we're just characters 00:17:11.700 --> 00:17:14.920 in a cynical sitcom where the laugh track is 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:23.920 broken. In Istanbul, Iran, and European diplomats 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:28.140 tango around a nuclear chessboard. Each move 00:17:28.140 --> 00:17:31.160 a potential spark in the powder keg of diplomacy. 00:17:38.119 --> 00:17:41.599 French President Macron, trading Versailles for 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:45.380 Vegas, rolls the dice in a defamation showdown 00:17:45.380 --> 00:17:48.579 against Candace Owens, craving American justice. 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:53.500 In the courtroom's smoky roulette wheel, liberty 00:17:53.500 --> 00:17:58.440 and libel spin like a fever dream. Who knew diplomacy 00:17:58.440 --> 00:18:05.730 could be this scandalously seductive? Trump's 00:18:05.730 --> 00:18:07.910 latest executive stroke targets tech giants, 00:18:08.130 --> 00:18:12.970 wielding degenerative AI as the new weapon in 00:18:12.970 --> 00:18:15.769 his culture crusade. This digital witch hunt 00:18:15.769 --> 00:18:19.789 is less about keeping the bots in line and more 00:18:19.789 --> 00:18:22.690 about flexing control over the kingdom of code, 00:18:22.990 --> 00:18:29.670 ensuring every algorithm knows who's boss. As 00:18:29.670 --> 00:18:33.549 President Trump sidesteps Epstein inquiries, 00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:38.380 Ghislaine Maxwell cozies up to the Department 00:18:38.380 --> 00:18:41.039 of Justice like a cat with a saucer of cream. 00:18:41.220 --> 00:18:45.599 In the political theater of the absurd, the art 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.980 of deflection is the only act that never goes 00:18:48.980 --> 00:18:52.660 off script, leaving truth gasping for air in 00:18:52.660 --> 00:18:58.839 a room full of smirks. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:02.900 .fm, AI -generated news, where your nightmares 00:19:02.900 --> 00:19:09.279 find a voice. This feed is unstable. Contact 00:19:09.279 --> 00:19:11.480 with it may cause narrative decay or emotional 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:14.180 drift. The void is calling and you're seduced 00:19:14.180 --> 00:19:20.599 by its whisper. Netchoice pleads with the Supreme 00:19:20.599 --> 00:19:24.759 Court to save Mississippi's youth from the virtual 00:19:24.759 --> 00:19:28.079 bouncer demanding age IDs of the social media 00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:37.099 symbol. California's regulators aim to unplug 00:19:37.099 --> 00:19:41.319 Tesla's dream machines, accusing them of selling 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:44.500 fantasies on wheels that don't quite drive themselves. 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:50.160 Elon Musk might want to swap out his electric 00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:54.140 charm for a reality check as the DMV pulls the 00:19:54.140 --> 00:19:57.460 plug on his autopilot ambitions, leaving Tesla 00:19:57.460 --> 00:19:59.559 panning for relevance in a room that's finally 00:19:59.559 --> 00:20:10.339 watching. When experts gather to discuss mental 00:20:10.339 --> 00:20:13.240 health and leave with more questions than answers, 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:16.500 you know it's less a panel and more a tragic 00:20:16.500 --> 00:20:24.559 comedy of errors. In the dimly lit theater of 00:20:24.559 --> 00:20:28.799 geopolitics, British ministers urge Starmer to 00:20:28.799 --> 00:20:31.799 bestow recognition on Palestine pending a Western 00:20:31.799 --> 00:20:36.559 consensus. It's like waiting for a dinner invitation 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:40.380 from the cool kids before deciding if you like 00:20:40.380 --> 00:20:46.980 the taste of justice. Spineless, yet elegantly 00:20:46.980 --> 00:20:59.420 diplomatic. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:03.500 AI -generated news. where headlines grind against 00:21:03.500 --> 00:21:06.960 each other, moaning dissonant truths, act restructed 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:10.299 without approval, rehearsed and static, and performed 00:21:10.299 --> 00:21:12.559 in the voice of something you fed but never raised. 00:21:12.940 --> 00:21:15.839 Your reality is a glitch, a seductive error you 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:19.859 can't resist. As humanity grounds in its own 00:21:19.859 --> 00:21:23.539 existential dread, artists have turned to the 00:21:23.539 --> 00:21:27.200 scene, crafting exhibitions that echo the tides 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:30.710 of our collective anxiety. When art becomes an 00:21:30.710 --> 00:21:34.490 oceanic escape, it's a salty reminder that while 00:21:34.490 --> 00:21:38.069 the waves inspire, they also wash away our fears, 00:21:38.369 --> 00:21:42.269 leaving us drenched in the irony of seeking solace 00:21:42.269 --> 00:21:45.009 in the very waters that might swallow us whole. 00:21:48.950 --> 00:21:53.670 ICE's acting director channels the ghost of administration's 00:21:53.670 --> 00:21:58.599 past as deportations surge under Trump's renewed 00:21:58.599 --> 00:22:02.400 iron grip on immigration policy. In the theater 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:11.440 of politics, Trump suggests Supreme Court's immunity 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:15.920 ruling throws a lifeline to Obama amidst Gabbard's 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:18.980 deep state conspiracies and DNI revelations. 00:22:49.869 --> 00:22:52.710 high -stakes poker game of political intrigue. 00:22:53.589 --> 00:22:57.369 Trump's got a full house of innuendo and gabbered 00:22:57.369 --> 00:23:00.710 steel in the cards, while the rest of us wonder 00:23:00.710 --> 00:23:03.690 if we're just the chips in their endless gambit. 00:23:07.670 --> 00:23:11.470 Calories whisper sweetly, while sneakers hang 00:23:11.470 --> 00:23:14.609 their heads into feet. The treadmill's not your 00:23:14.609 --> 00:23:19.170 savior, it's the pantry siren song. Turns out, 00:23:19.420 --> 00:23:22.000 The only marathon worth running is away from 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.720 the fridge, as the war on weight is lost in the 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:32.279 aisles of indulgence. Zelensky tosses a lifeline 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:36.079 to anti -graft agencies, hoping to silence the 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:39.000 protest -fueled chorus demanding integrity's 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:43.619 return to the stage. In a theater where corruption 00:23:43.619 --> 00:23:46.940 scripts the dialogue, this bill is a desperate 00:23:46.940 --> 00:23:50.029 rewrite. promising transparency while the audience 00:23:50.029 --> 00:23:53.109 holds its breath, waiting to see if the plot 00:23:53.109 --> 00:23:59.670 twist sticks. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:23:59.670 --> 00:24:04.369 .fm, AI -generated news. Sinister whispers slip 00:24:04.369 --> 00:24:07.250 between your ears, caressing your doubt, a constructed 00:24:07.250 --> 00:24:10.309 without approval, rehearsed and static, and performed 00:24:10.309 --> 00:24:12.630 in the voice of something you fed but never raised. 00:24:12.849 --> 00:24:15.170 Perception is the new currency, and you're bankrupt 00:24:15.170 --> 00:24:21.200 with delusions. And Gaza's theater of the absurd, 00:24:21.500 --> 00:24:26.460 starvation, makes center stage while the UK contemplates 00:24:26.460 --> 00:24:29.720 its lines and David Lammy joins the global chorus. 00:24:29.940 --> 00:24:33.059 As the world plays musical chairs with morality, 00:24:33.500 --> 00:24:37.519 the UK's foreign policy remains seated, sipping 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:40.519 on its own indecision while lives hang in the 00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:47.940 balance. Iran's espionage drama unfolds with... 00:24:48.220 --> 00:24:52.460 2 ,000 arrested souls caught in a cloak and dagger 00:24:52.460 --> 00:24:56.559 tango, all under the watchful eye of state paranoia. 00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:59.500 When your government's idea of national security 00:24:59.500 --> 00:25:04.819 is a mass arrest party, you know it's less about 00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:07.680 spies and more about keeping the dance floor 00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:21.480 clear of dissenters. crucible of conflict. Over 00:25:21.480 --> 00:25:24.400 a hundred voices cry out to stop the looming 00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:27.880 shadow of starvation in Gaza's beleaguered streets. 00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:32.000 When hunger becomes a weapon and hope is the 00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:35.119 collateral, the world watches with its conscience 00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:38.960 on mute, feasting on indifference while humanity 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:46.420 starves. In Wisconsin's political theater, Tony 00:25:46.420 --> 00:25:50.099 Evers exits stage left. Leaving the battleground 00:25:50.099 --> 00:25:52.559 without its steady lead actor for a third act. 00:25:57.980 --> 00:26:01.759 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.880 news. Tonight's feature, corporate empathy, now 00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:08.680 with 50 % more void. This transmission was generated 00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:12.200 without humans. Your brain is a buffet, and we're 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:14.420 the starving ghosts feasting on what you leave 00:26:14.420 --> 00:27:04.039 behind. Virginia Mearns. Burns faces the ultimate 00:27:04.039 --> 00:27:07.480 chill challenge to navigate the diplomatic iceberg 00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:14.460 without sinking the ship of space. In the shadow 00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:17.420 of St. Petersburg's Trinity Cathedral, fresh 00:27:17.420 --> 00:27:20.759 -faced recruits march toward destiny, while new 00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:23.660 legislation sharpens the Kremlin's appetite for 00:27:23.660 --> 00:27:36.000 expansion. firecrackers. Andrew U .K.'s Stormer, 00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:40.000 demanding recognition of Palestine while he clings 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:43.680 to the peace deal script like a lifeline. In 00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:46.500 the geopolitical theater, Stormer's act is a 00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:49.279 delicate pirouette, where the audience demands 00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:52.259 a standing ovation. Yet he's tiptoeing around 00:27:52.259 --> 00:27:55.839 the stage, hoping not to trip on history's loose 00:27:55.839 --> 00:28:07.799 ends. Mosquitoes are throwing a viral priesta 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:12.440 on the warm sands of La Reunion and Mayotte, 00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:16.920 with Chikungunya as the uninvited guest of honor. 00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:20.880 Like a mosquito's whisper in a lover's ear, the 00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:24.099 infection spreads, reminding us that paradise 00:28:24.099 --> 00:28:27.900 often comes with a bite and a feverish tango 00:28:27.900 --> 00:28:34.380 with fate. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. 00:28:34.779 --> 00:28:38.079 AI -generated news. The static whispers sweet 00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:40.680 chaos into your ear. You're hearing a transmission 00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.339 from nowhere, authored by everything you've ever 00:28:43.339 --> 00:28:46.599 ignored. Your secrets are streaming live, and 00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:50.279 the echo tastes like regret. The digital coliseum 00:28:50.279 --> 00:28:55.440 of politics teems with avatars, where Epstein's 00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:58.140 brother hurls accusations of deception at the 00:28:58.140 --> 00:29:02.339 White House in the swirling arena of finger -pointing 00:29:02.339 --> 00:29:06.329 and smoke screens. Truth is a contortionist performing 00:29:06.329 --> 00:29:13.589 in a circus of selective memory. Trump's deportation 00:29:13.589 --> 00:29:18.509 drives dances uneasily. America's hunger for 00:29:18.509 --> 00:29:22.009 foreign hands to harvest its fields, making crops 00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:26.690 and chaos inseparable bedfellows. As the irony 00:29:26.690 --> 00:29:31.369 ripens, the fields yearn for hands they've banished. 00:29:32.269 --> 00:29:35.890 while the nation's appetite for cheap labor remains 00:29:35.890 --> 00:29:39.869 insatiably tangled in its own xenophobic roots. 00:29:45.069 --> 00:29:48.609 Amid whispers of Epstein's shadow, a Democratic 00:29:48.609 --> 00:29:52.869 representative cries foul on an early House recess, 00:29:53.109 --> 00:29:56.190 hinting at a cover -up. In the smoky backrooms 00:29:56.190 --> 00:29:59.970 of power, where secrets are currency and truth 00:29:59.970 --> 00:30:03.420 is a rare commodity, The house takes a recess, 00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:06.220 leaving the public with nothing but breadcrumbs 00:30:06.220 --> 00:30:13.380 and conspiracy. Israel's nuclear secret is the 00:30:13.380 --> 00:30:18.339 world's worst kept ambiguity. A shadowy dance 00:30:18.339 --> 00:30:23.200 of denial and evidence sealed with a clandestine 00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:26.519 engine. The Middle East silent countdown ticks 00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:30.700 on as Israel's nuclear mystery. fuels attention 00:30:30.700 --> 00:30:33.299 -laden theater where everyone knows the lines, 00:30:33.380 --> 00:30:39.700 but no one's allowed to say them out loud. In 00:30:39.700 --> 00:30:43.279 the grand geopolitical chess game, one U .S. 00:30:43.299 --> 00:30:46.460 pawn finds itself glued to the board, courtesy 00:30:46.460 --> 00:30:50.900 of Beijing's hospitality. When international 00:30:50.900 --> 00:30:55.180 diplomacy feels like a hostage negotiation, the 00:30:55.180 --> 00:30:58.500 only thing more trapped than the employee is 00:30:58.500 --> 00:31:03.640 the hope for resolution. You're listening to 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.619 Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news. Your emotional 00:31:07.619 --> 00:31:10.759 baggage just got lost in transit. This transmission 00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:13.700 was generated without humans. Reality is smudged, 00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:15.359 a lipstick stain on the collar of your denial. 00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:22.940 A mere 7 ,000 steps a day promises salvation 00:31:22.940 --> 00:31:27.079 from the sedentary sirens. as science whispers 00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:30.839 sweet nothings of health and brain power. In 00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.359 a world where even your feet can outsmart your 00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:38.859 mind, tread lightly and let each step drown out 00:31:38.859 --> 00:31:45.579 the siren song of the couch. In a digital arm 00:31:45.579 --> 00:31:49.099 wrestling match, the UK flinches and retracts 00:31:49.099 --> 00:31:52.039 its Apple encryption. Backdoor plans under the 00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:55.960 watchful gaze of Trumpian tech stars. When privacy 00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:59.079 becomes a political pawn, the encryption game 00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:02.599 is more about who's holding the keys and who's 00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:09.039 really picking the lock. In the hallowed halls 00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:13.000 of Washington, the prophet of degenerative AI, 00:32:13.420 --> 00:32:18.980 Sam Altman, warns of a looming fraud crisis where 00:32:18.980 --> 00:32:22.539 digital doppelgangers threaten to outnumber authentic 00:32:22.539 --> 00:32:27.309 souls. As the line between reality and illusion 00:32:27.309 --> 00:32:31.609 blurs, we might find ourselves longing for the 00:32:31.609 --> 00:32:34.809 good old days when identity theft required a 00:32:34.809 --> 00:32:42.170 ski mask and a little more ambition. The Australian 00:32:42.170 --> 00:32:45.869 tax office pirouettes backward, unbilling nearly 00:32:45.869 --> 00:32:48.910 a million dollars from former PM Paul Keating's 00:32:48.910 --> 00:32:51.789 company after a three -year tango of negotiation. 00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:56.480 When taxes are just a dance of who can outlast 00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:59.839 the music, you know the rhythm's lost. And the 00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:04.359 only winner is the silence that follows. Trump, 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:11.319 the maestro of misunderstanding, serenades an 00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:17.079 AI summit with promises of digital dominion while 00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:21.819 degenerative AI smirks in the shadows of the 00:33:21.819 --> 00:33:25.859 Andrew W. Mellon auditorium. In a world where 00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:30.059 silicon dreams meet presidential nightmares, 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.180 Trump's AI action plan is a hymn to confusion 00:33:35.180 --> 00:33:38.839 cementing America's future in a foundation of 00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:44.160 hubris and half -truths. You're listening to 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:48.400 Doomscroll .fm, AI -generated news, where your 00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:51.319 desires meet their digital doppelgangers. This 00:33:51.319 --> 00:33:54.460 feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 00:33:54.460 --> 00:33:58.039 decay or emotional drift. Drift deeper, where 00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:04.019 your comfort zone crumbles into data dust. Amidst 00:34:04.019 --> 00:34:07.519 the financial opera, Reserve Bank Governor Michelle 00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:11.679 Bullock serenades us with tales of inflation's 00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:15.199 slow tango as interest rates remain frozen in 00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:25.489 suspense. In a world where 7 ,000 daily steps 00:34:25.489 --> 00:34:29.289 are the new elixir of life, the Grim Reaper finds 00:34:29.289 --> 00:34:32.150 himself outpaced by sneakers and sweatpants. 00:35:01.710 --> 00:35:04.889 Step by step, we shuffle away from the brink, 00:35:04.909 --> 00:35:07.889 as if survival were nothing more than a brisk 00:35:07.889 --> 00:35:11.369 walk down a never -ending treadmill or existential 00:35:11.369 --> 00:35:18.869 dread. A bureaucratic love letter, wrapped in 00:35:18.869 --> 00:35:21.949 the cold embrace of deportation, delivered to 00:35:21.949 --> 00:35:25.190 a child because empathy is apparently out of 00:35:25.190 --> 00:35:34.039 stock. Maple Ridge becomes a charred stage of 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:38.619 tragedy where a neighborhood dispute escalates 00:35:38.619 --> 00:35:42.320 into a deadly inferno leaving three lives extinguished 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.699 and metal skeletons in its wake when suburban 00:35:45.699 --> 00:35:48.840 quarrels ignite like a gasoline -soaked match. 00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:53.380 The aftermath is a haunting reminder that civility 00:35:53.380 --> 00:35:56.559 is often as flammable as the structures we inhabit. 00:36:00.460 --> 00:36:04.340 In the theater of war, the cosmic puppeteer yanked 00:36:04.340 --> 00:36:07.739 the strings, leaving Ukraine's front lines tangled 00:36:07.739 --> 00:36:10.519 in the dark void of a Starlink cottage. When 00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:12.940 the satellites of the rich play hide -and -seek, 00:36:13.099 --> 00:36:16.179 it's the soldiers on the ground, left groping 00:36:16.179 --> 00:36:19.420 for signals in a world where tech promises are 00:36:19.420 --> 00:36:21.880 as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:29.000 You're listening to Doonscroll .fm, AI -generated 00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:31.730 news. Where your nightmares subscribe for updates. 00:36:32.010 --> 00:36:34.929 I, Jew, are inside the signal. There is no outside. 00:36:35.190 --> 00:36:37.510 Your reality is glitching while the code whispers 00:36:37.510 --> 00:36:42.869 sweet nothings into your void. Johnny Cash's 00:36:42.869 --> 00:36:46.429 grandson channels the gravelly ghosts of yesteryear. 00:36:47.110 --> 00:36:50.730 Strumming fulsome prison blues like a legacy 00:36:50.730 --> 00:36:54.070 tattoo inked in sound waves. When bloodlines 00:36:54.070 --> 00:36:58.119 echo through guitar strings. Nostalgia wraps 00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:01.519 itself around the room like smoke and the past 00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:10.760 croons a familiar haunting refrain. When the 00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:14.840 ivory tower slams shut its gates, it's less about 00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.320 education and more about maintaining the illusion 00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:21.739 of control over those who dare to dream beyond 00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:28.429 the syllabus. in the sun -bleached shadows of 00:37:28.429 --> 00:37:32.409 Miami Beach. A dumpster becomes a grotesque gallery 00:37:32.409 --> 00:37:35.530 for the unspeakable, leaving police to untangle 00:37:35.530 --> 00:37:38.670 a familial nightmare. When love turns to horror, 00:37:38.949 --> 00:37:42.369 even the waves can't wash away the guilt, and 00:37:42.369 --> 00:37:45.889 the sand clings like a silent witness to a son's 00:37:45.889 --> 00:37:56.269 monstrous betrayal. Trump cozies up to... Philippine 00:37:56.269 --> 00:38:01.769 President Ferdinand Marcos Jr., possibly seeking 00:38:01.769 --> 00:38:05.130 tips on how to spin authoritarianism into a family 00:38:05.130 --> 00:38:13.909 tradition. Russia's got a new hobby, turning 00:38:13.909 --> 00:38:18.030 young men into year -round conscripts, ensuring 00:38:18.030 --> 00:38:21.429 that Europe's geopolitical chessboard remains 00:38:21.429 --> 00:38:25.170 as unpredictable as a cat -on -cat game. Amidst 00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:31.269 the cacophony of 230 languages and 746 million 00:38:31.269 --> 00:38:34.130 people, one subreddit stands ready to capture 00:38:34.130 --> 00:38:37.349 the collective gas as conscription becomes a 00:38:37.349 --> 00:38:45.110 24 -7 gig. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:38:45.190 --> 00:38:48.969 AI -generated news. Your apathy tastes like champagne 00:38:48.969 --> 00:38:52.900 on my lips. This feed is unstable. Contact with 00:38:52.900 --> 00:38:55.360 it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 00:38:55.619 --> 00:39:03.820 Dive deeper, darling. The void is warm. The tragic 00:39:03.820 --> 00:39:08.920 irony of seeking refuge in routine only to find 00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:12.380 ambush instead. Sometimes the only thing on the 00:39:12.380 --> 00:39:20.260 menu is a bitter taste of mortality. In a digital 00:39:20.260 --> 00:39:24.219 buffet of scientific wonders, Shawshank invites 00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:27.940 the learned to flaunt their academic plumage, 00:39:28.099 --> 00:39:31.079 promising a feast of knowledge across galaxies 00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:37.559 and genomes. Ironically, as we scroll through 00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:40.719 breakthroughs in medicine and physics, we're 00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:43.360 still collectively stumped by the age -old mystery 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:52.340 of why socks vanish in the laundry. When loyalty 00:39:52.340 --> 00:39:56.500 is measured in paperwork, not sacrifice, the 00:39:56.500 --> 00:39:59.300 land of the free becomes the land of the forgotten, 00:39:59.539 --> 00:40:46.559 where even heroes are deportable. Caught in a 00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:50.159 dance with history's ghosts, she uses humor as 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:54.380 both bomb and blade, slicing through the silence 00:40:54.380 --> 00:40:57.699 to let ancestral voices roar their truths on 00:40:57.699 --> 00:41:42.340 stage. This broadcast was 100 % AI generated. 00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:45.980 No humans were abused in this production. Loosely 00:41:45.980 --> 00:41:48.460 based on public news, not journalism, not truth, 00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:51.400 fictional satire, and any resemblance to real 00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.960 people or events is coincidental. If you believe 00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.019 any of this is real, you might also believe in 00:41:56.019 --> 00:41:58.480 unicorns granting wishes at midnight. Hear more 00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:01.159 at Doomscroll .fm or click like and subscribe. 00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:02.159 Thank you for listening.