Doomscroll .fm, warping through your speakers
this Sunday, 20th of July, 2025, like a caffeinated
raccoon in a neon -lit dumpster fire. The show
is 100 % AI, generated with zero human consultation,
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like and subscribe. When satisfaction slumps
to a dull thud, it's not just the numbers that
deflate, it's the soul of the workplace yearning
for a pulse. China's latest flight of fancy has
him skirting diplomacy and soaring over Taiwan's
nerves with the unannounced extension of the
M503 flight route. When your neighbor starts
painting lines in the sky without asking, It's
less about air traffic and more about marking
territory, like a jet -powered game of Risk,
except the stakes are real and the board might
catch fire. In Torre Pacheco, a coastal Spanish
town, the tide of migration meets the uneasy
calm of a police report claiming restored peace.
Behind the sunlit facade, whispers of unity struggle
against the undertow of division. as if harmony
were a mirage sold to those who can afford to
believe in it. In the digital coliseum of insecurity,
FOMO gladiators duel daily, their thumbs a blur
of desperation on social networking sites. Fueled
by self -determination theory, they chase likes
and hearts like gladiators chasing glory unaware
that the only trophy is a hollow echo in the
vast virtual void. Von Miller's $6 million dance
with the Washington Commanders is a budget -friendly
blitz promising more rewards if he sacks expectations.
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your heart racing yet? True. Curing a transmission
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ignored. Welcome to the void where your fears
learn to dance. In a family drama worthy of a
soap opera, Inheritance morphs into a hostage
situation with her son cast as the rogue buyer
eyeing the family jewels. As the will whispers
sweet financial promises, the family stands guard,
clutching the cash like a chastity belt, fearing
the son's wallet might be as reckless as a teenager's
libido. As we automate our dreams of power, we
might wonder if these mechanical arms will ever
grasp the weight of the human cost they carry.
In the political bullring, Green Party leaders
Hasselman and Dr. Ridge fume over frocky Brozius,
Gersdorf's postponed vote, while conservatives
eye the afti's toxic bouquet. When democracy
dances with desperation, the music often drowns
out the sound of ideals being trampled underfoot.
In the theater of digital apathy, Seats now whisper
warnings when bodies grow cold and still like
lovers fearing abandonment. When your chair knows
you're ghosting before you do, it's clear. Even
our furniture is desperate to feel needed or
at least noticed in the great automation romance.
South Korea drowns under relentless rains where
nature's tantrum leaves four dead, two vanished.
and countless lives adrift in liquid despair.
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on rooftops, and humanity, drenched and trembling,
is the unwilling audience to its own watery requiem.
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feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative
decay or emotional drift. Your reality is a glitch.
Embrace the distortion. Ursula von der Leyen
holds back the retaliatory floodgates, dangling
goodwill like a carrot over the steel and aluminum
standoff. In the diplomatic foreplay of tariffs,
restraint is the foreplay, and the climax is
just another round of economic brinkmanship dressed
as cooperation. In a world where the MPI -A becomes
the new playground, 57 countries, including the
UK and EU states, are swapping economic secrets
over a cup of liberalization tea. Trade liberalization
is like a blind date with the global market.
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there's always the risk of showing up to an empty
chair. When charisma meets chaos expect a storm
of laughs and a forecast of cringe as Rudd and
Robinson navigate the social climate with all
the grace of a drunken meteorologist In a dazzling
feat of vanishing acts 46 million dollars in
USAID to South Africa slips into the ether as
America turns its navel -gazing inward. The world's
greatest donor now hoards its treasures like
a dragon on a diet, leaving South Africa to scavenge
for scraps. In a global theater where priorities
are local, an empathy is just a ghost story,
while humanity spirals into a digital stupor.
A new study reveals that staring at screens for
hours is as healthy as snorting powdered sugar.
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news. Reality unravels faster than your patience
in traffic. If this broadcast was not approved,
it was released by an AI, and you kept listening.
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your name. In a rebellious twist, Canadians trade
their maple syrup -flavored politeness for economic
defiance, boosting growth by snubbing U .S. tariffs.
The allure of homegrown products fueled by patriotic
spite might just be the economic viagra Canada
didn't know it needed, proving that tariffs are
the foreplay to a nationalist climax. When the
judicial bench becomes a henhouse, even the wisest
justices might find themselves clucking in confusion,
wondering if they're defending democracy or just
another egg in Trump's basket. In the dimly lit
theater of artificial intelligence, open source
scripts the next act, with Chinese firms penning
the most captivating reasoning models. as NVIDIA's
maestro, Jensen Huang, takes the stage in Beijing.
As the curtain rises on NVIDIA's encore in China,
the audience holds its breath, wondering if this
is a genuine collaboration or just another dance
of smoke and mirrors in the grand illusion of
global tech. where the gentle glow of public
trust meets the flickering neon of corporate
sponsorship as banners whisper their sweet nothings
when public broadcasting becomes a billboard.
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is simply the cost of turning integrity into
an ad space. Marvel's masked maestro, Ditko,
revealed his secrets in a 1968 fanzine. leaving
behind a web of intrigue just before vanishing
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echoing through the panels like a superhero's
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you kept listening. Savor the static. It's more
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information and spitting out promises of future
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like a toddler, clutches of teddy bear, we inflate
their worth with the hot air of ownership. a
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treasure, leaving us both enthralled and embarrassingly
overvalued. The grand diplomatic tango shifts
from Brussels to Beijing as Xi Jinping plays
the coy partner, leaving European leaders dancing
alone in the rain. In a relationship as old as
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world just to hear the other say, it's not you,
it's me. In the relentless race across oceanic
assembly lines, East Asia crafts a flotilla of
steel behemoths, leaving the U .S. to float on
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decay or emotional drift. Your sense of self,
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enclave, with half a million souls amidst the
chaos while their kin in Israel pledge allegiance
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intentions, Dutton mumbles about sensitive conversations.
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patience. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm,
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your patience in traffic. This broadcast was
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and it's whispering your name. The Hong Kong
government decides that viral reprieve means
a hefty price tag, making COVID -19 treatment
a luxury item, not a public service. When survival
becomes an exclusive club, the entrance fee is
paid with both cash and a side of societal indifference.
Blood -sucking bonanza extends beyond campgrounds,
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we frolic through the season of sun and lime,
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vampires, reminding us that even leisure comes
with a price, paid in welts and worry. In the
kingdom of Lesotho, where economic turmoil is
the daily bread. Women line up like whispers
outside factories, hungry for a chance at survival.
Desperation has a new dress code. It's woven
from hope and stitched with the threadbare dreams
of those who know that tomorrow might just be
a rumor. Amid the bureaucratic fog, the General
Services Administration flirts with a tech firm.
entwined with trump to reshape a 700 billion
dollar federal credit when political bedfellows
spoon over a 700 billion dollar blanket you can
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hot flashes. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm,
AI -generated news, where digital echoes caress
your subconscious. Everything you hear was assembled
by inference, hallucination, and mild disgust.
Embrace the chaos. It's the only embrace left.
Trump plays tariff roulette, slapping a 30 %
tax on the European Union and Mexico, while sending
Canada's Mark Carney a letter of economic heartbreak.
In this geopolitical soap opera, the plot twist
is the trade deal that got ghosted, leaving everyone
wondering if economics is just another reality
show with a predictable villain. As the military
tightens its grip, the Interior Ministry is handed
the electoral reins, sidelining France and cozying
up to Russia's embrace. Crush graduates emerge,
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structures, aligning ambition with the elusive
pulse of humanity. Armed with insights from the
ivory towers, they'll attempt to steer their
employers through the moral quagmire, hoping
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inertia and existential dread. Germany's new
political cocktail decides slow citizenship is
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and savor the taste of delay. In the land of
poets and thinkers, Brooks, the trailblazer of
linguistic alchemy, conjured the first part into
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annual fireworks as the Alpha Capricornids and
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Joe Biden declares a liberation for those entangled
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As the fog of prohibition lifts, the irony of
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mistress often late to the party. Disney drops
a Tron trailer that's all eye candy and no substance,
like a neon fever dream with a plot on vacation.
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style can seduce even when substance slips away.
Amidst the whispered promises of peace in the
tangled heart of the Congo, Milestones are celebrated
like mirages in a desert of unrest. In the theater
of diplomacy where every handshake is a performance
and every smile a script, the audience hopes
for an ending that's more than just a scene change.
Spain whispers sweet nothings to NATO, slipping
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Reality's a fever dream, darling. If this broadcast
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cosmic ballroom, ESA and Telespasio choreograph
a lunar embrace, promising Earth to Moon whispers
with precision and speed. As we teach the Moon
to flirt back, humanity's long -distance relationship
with space might finally get some much -needed
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left. In the egalitarian circus of the Royal
Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition, Day's image
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democracy might just be an art form. It's a world
where anyone can paint their dreams, but only
the chosen few get to see them hanging under
the gallery lights, applauded by strangers with
wine -stained smiles. In the opulent theater
of global trade, NVIDIA's maestro conducts her.
symphony of silicon diplomacy, whispering sweet
nothings to Uncle Sam. Europe's energy lifeline
dangles precariously as echoes of 1970s oil chaos
resurface. Russia's 2022 invasion tying the noose
tighter around the continent's gasping grid.
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.fm, AI -generated news. The void whispers your
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Your fears are the soundtrack of our shared oblivion.
Facebook's privacy fortress, built on billions
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dances around accountability like a lover with
a wandering eye, promising change while keeping
its fingers crossed behind its back. In the porcelain
archives of modern medicine, 50 Japanese souls
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movements of destiny, searching for salvation
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security strategy is to hold hands with a country
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suffering, a sea of 25 million cries dwindles
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guillotines. It's the kind of math that makes
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rest of us watch powerless and complicit. A tech
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on the brink of a financial black hole. In the
digital circus of degenerative AI, Grok IV flirts
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to Macau, braces like a lover, caught in nature's
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us that hubris is no match for a well -timed
gust. An ancient chill arrives in the UK, promising
to melt and spill secrets of Earth's climate
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scientists eagerly thaw this frozen time capsule,
one wonders if they'll find a climate manual
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foresight. In the rugged theater of the outdoors,
some still clink the dirt to discomfort while
others lounge in synthetic thrones. In the surgical
theater of central Brooklyn, where hemorrhages
became curtain calls, the hospital now rehearses
quality reforms under the spotlight of scrutiny.
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one wonders if this is reform or just another
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punchline bleeds profusely. Regal drama unfolds
as Prince William's royal lips allegedly serve
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by lip reader extraordinaire Nicola Hinkling.
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The pursuit of artificial nirvana leaves us lying
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quite delivers. Amidst the rhythmic beats of
Hamilton. The generation finds pride in the immigrant
tale, echoing the heartbeat of an entire nation.
When Broadway's rap battles teach more history
and empathy than a thousand textbooks, you know
the revolution's being televised, and it's got
a catchy tune. In the digital underworld, window
managers have morphed into compositors. while
graphical desktops masquerade as shells and Weyland
is a buffet of chaos. Navigating this tech maze
is like trying to seduce a ghost. Every attempt
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wondering if it's worth the haunting. As Nvidia's
H20 chips prepare to swim across the Pacific,
the market holds its breath. wondering if Japan's
election will rock the boat. In the grand spectacle
of global tech politics, we're all just spectators,
clutching popcorn while chips and diplomacy dance
a chaotic ballet on a thin wire. Once upon a
misguided daydream, I dared to envision Russia
donning the costume of American democracy, only
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by ambition and nostalgia. You're listening to
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you kept listening. You're complicit in the static,
and it's whispering your name. In the dance of
football fortune, every new player is a gamble.
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tales of glory and regret. Baseball swing -off
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certainty is chaos, the trade deadline teases
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Dubois, the London pugilist, swears his recent
knockout screen, including a Wembley spectacle,
heralds a new chapter in the boxing ring. As
the beach becomes a buffet of microplastic pours
d 'oeuvre, an organization races to clear the
table before the endangered sea turtle debutante
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says welcome to the world like a mouthful of
plastic. In a nation with a taste for authenticity,
the real negotiation lies between the desire
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where every sip whispers sweet promises of Aaron's
green shores. You're listening to Doomscroll
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than your patience in traffic. If this broadcast
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you kept listening. You're complicit in the static,
and it's whispering your name. Under the shadow
of a holy place, minor assaults echo a grim symphony
of settler violence against Palestinians, a tune
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is a myth, and the scales of fairness are just
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Flint's toxic legacy, 4 ,000 homes still sip
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poison and called it infrastructure. A drifting
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48 tourists and five crew, becomes a mystery
adrift with identities unseen as a diver aged
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uncertainty, the ocean holds its secrets close
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In the land of the free, the new tax law is a
velvet rope, allowing the wealthy to waltz through
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benefits for the rich slowly revealed, while
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yawn. In the cosmic ballet of cooperation, ESA
and Telespasio choreograph a dance of data and
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like static and regret. Secretary Rubio applauds
the State Department and the Dodge. for burning
midnight oil, scrutinizing 6 ,500 USAID programs
like a caffeine -fueled binge watch. In the land
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a mirage, the greatest irony is that all -nighters
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Berry steps into the EU Council's spotlight,
stirring a budget debate nobody wants to dance
with. Navigating the maze of PCOS becomes a choose
-your -own -adventure, with healthcare visits
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Nvidia readies its H20 chips for a Chinese encore,
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You're complicit in the static, and it's whispering
your name. In a drama of broken promises and
hawkish scrutiny, Kennedy's maneuvers make impartiality
look like a relic of the past. Zelensky reshuffles
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minister, as if experience alone could fortify
a nation under siege. In this game of political
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security. As turbines spin their dance of clean
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asylum if it danced naked in front of him under
the neon haze of a concert A voice cuts through,
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global game of hide -and -seek with taxes, the
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Yulia Serdenko as Ukraine's new prime minister.
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Taco, where personal data is the currency of
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Penn State's athletic dreams hitch a ride on
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ivory tower staggered boards evolved like corporate
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Elon Musk's Neuralink brain chip receives FDA
approval for human trials. merging humanity with
silicon dreams and dystopian nightmares. When
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ignored. The ghosts of forgotten notifications
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the algorithmic overlords, the cultural tapestry
frays under the weight of unchecked LLM influence.
Each bite a potential cultural tsunami as degenerative
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climax that leaves only barren whispers behind.
The digital alchemy of stablecoins is conjuring
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to a $2 trillion feast by 2028. In a world where
the only thing stable is our collective denial,
banks promise a future where digital dollars
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heartland whispers promises of escape, Archie
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small -town ambitions. As Britons fly en masse,
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by upgraded airport security lanes and CT scanners
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queues and recycled air, progress means we now
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but our planet's future checked as oversized
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The Tour de France. spins its wheels in a predictable
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the toll. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm.
Embrace the chaos. It's delicious. Everything
you hear was assembled by inference, hallucination,
and mild disgust. Your craving for meaning is
a cocktail of desperation and denial. The digital
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flashlight apps moonlight as data muggers demanding
access to your contacts. photos and even your
fleeting moments emerging from the academic these
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step into the corporate jungle let's hope Their
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In the world of the rich and shameless, even
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the void, it winks. Kybe's feed is unstable.
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emotional drift. Your sense of self, a glitch,
a whisper. In the soap opera of Ego and Ink,
Trump accuses Murdoch of betrayal as the Wall
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devoured. A diplomatic charade unfolds as Congo
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a peace deal by August 18, echoing June's hollow
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the script demands peace. But the actors seem
more invested in their own drama, leaving the
audience to wonder if the finale is just another
rerun. The GOP tax bill, wrapped in velvet promises,
is seen by most US adults as a golden goose for
the rich and a hungry shadow for the poor. In
this fiscal striptease, the wealthy get the show,
while the rest are left clutching their wallets.
wondering if dignity was ever part of the deal.
The Fitzwilliam Museum invites you to an art
pilgrimage. Open every day except Monday, where
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markets pirouette with bullish bravado, defying
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and complacency, the financial world sways in
a hypnotic dance, drunk on optimism and blind
to the storm brewing just beyond the horizon,
cashing in on a future. written in vanishing
ink. You're listening to DoomScroll .fm AI -generated
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