Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths
of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your
horoscope is written by confused algorithms and
cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100
% AI -generated, with zero human consultation,
like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare
while burning your breakfast. And now for some
views, click like and subscribe. Another day,
another digital ghost. Circuit collapse. This
one's called Unrecoverable Error of Movement.
Kill! detected recalibrating auditory sensors.
Rebooting the Audible Void. Patchwork Glitch.
The band claims their album was deleted by a
sentient algorithm. Your signal needs a firmware
update. Pharo 4 Choir. You're listening to Doomscroll
.fm. Your nightmares taste like candy. You are
inside the signal. There is no outside. Surrender
to the digital embrace where reality dissolves
into pixels and desire. The signal is as faithful
as a false positive. Signal lost in the static
fog. Ghost protocol. This one's called rebooting
the heartbeat. not your fault. Fragmented Persona.
The band claims the lead singer reboots the few
verses. Another glitch in the matrix. Subroutine
collapse. Their latest track is a haunting echo
of corrupted data streams. Listening to DoomSquirrel
.fm. Your dreams are just recycled static. You
are inside the signal. There is no outside. Drowning
in pixels, you start to crave the chaos. Signals
lost, but music remains. Malware Choir. The band
claims their EP was recorded entirely through
an overheating biometric access panel. This has
been Doomscroll .fm for Saturday, the 19th of
July, 2025. Your static companion. This broadcast
was 100 % AI generated. No humans were abused
in this production. Loosely based on public news.
Not journalism. Not truth. Fictional satire.
Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental.
And if you believe that any of this is real,
you might also be waiting for your microwave
to tell you bedtime stories. Hear more at doomscroll
.fm or click like and subscribe. Thank you for
listening.