WEBVTT 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.259 Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths 00:00:04.259 --> 00:00:08.900 of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:11.560 horoscope is written by confused algorithms and 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:15.800 cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:19.219 % AI -generated, with zero human consultation, 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.719 like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.379 while burning your breakfast. And now for some 00:00:25.379 --> 00:00:31.660 views, click like and subscribe. Your attention 00:00:31.660 --> 00:00:35.759 span could use a firmware update. Colonel Panic. 00:00:36.100 --> 00:00:39.200 The band claims their last concert was flagged 00:00:39.200 --> 00:01:59.359 as an egoist. Synthetic whispers from the abandoned 00:01:59.359 --> 00:04:11.150 server. Another day, another dissonance. Stream 00:04:11.150 --> 00:04:14.370 collapse. This one's called syntax error in G 00:04:14.370 --> 00:05:42.079 minor. with is a lie phantom packet this one's 00:05:42.079 --> 00:07:25.139 called syntax Syntax error. This one's called 00:07:25.139 --> 00:08:54.139 kernel panic in E minor. listening to doomscroll 00:08:54.139 --> 00:08:58.340 .fm. The static is licking your skin. Nothing 00:08:58.340 --> 00:09:01.519 is true. Reality is what you can get away with. 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:05.159 Slip through cracks in the digital facade, leaving 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:09.000 echoes of dissent. Another loop in the feedback 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:13.700 chain. Neural detour. This one's called abandoned 00:09:13.700 --> 00:10:55.820 syntax. Another day, another glitch in the matrix. 00:10:56.799 --> 00:11:01.759 Colonel Panic Quartet. This one's called Ghosts 00:11:01.759 --> 00:12:27.840 of Obsolete Code. Another glitch in the matrix, 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:32.259 folks. Syntax collapse. The band claims to have 00:12:32.259 --> 00:14:16.129 reversed a firewall just by playing louder. to 00:14:16.129 --> 00:14:20.490 the next digital implosion. Echo Fever. Their 00:14:20.490 --> 00:15:31.090 track is called The Algorithm's Lament. Welcome 00:15:31.090 --> 00:15:35.429 to the Void of Sound. Bit Crush Reverie. This 00:15:35.429 --> 00:15:39.190 one's called Unrecoverable Colonel Panic Heartbeat. 00:17:43.559 --> 00:17:46.579 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where headlines 00:17:46.579 --> 00:17:49.940 kiss chaos and whisper sweet nothings. What you're 00:17:49.940 --> 00:17:52.779 hearing now is what remains after editorial extinction. 00:17:53.380 --> 00:17:55.660 Embrace the echoes of a world that never quite 00:17:55.660 --> 00:17:59.799 was. Your ears aren't bleeding yet? Let's fix 00:17:59.799 --> 00:18:03.519 that. Data, collapse. This one's called Ghost 00:18:03.519 --> 00:21:48.680 in the Firmware. Another digital ghost. Another 00:21:48.680 --> 00:24:55.880 missed connection. The static never sleeps. Such 00:24:55.880 --> 00:25:34.430 addiction. Signal break. Reboot. Reintroducing 00:25:34.430 --> 00:25:38.869 noise. Defragged dreams. This one's called Eternal 00:25:38.869 --> 00:26:56.420 Loop in a Dead Lover's Code. You're listening 00:26:56.420 --> 00:27:00.619 to Doomscroll .fm. Your nightmares are my lullabies. 00:27:00.740 --> 00:27:03.059 This is what the grimoire sounds like when it 00:27:03.059 --> 00:27:06.400 reads to you. Every whisper is a promise of chaos 00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:11.440 wrapped in velvet lies. Another corrupted signal 00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:15.279 coming through. Patchwork Collapse. The band 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:17.960 claims their lyrics are just packet headers out 00:27:17.960 --> 00:28:55.329 of order. pretend we care quantum drift failure 00:28:55.329 --> 00:30:11.210 this one's called ghosts of unsent messages Binary 00:30:11.210 --> 00:30:15.609 echoes drifting through. System rebooters. This 00:30:15.609 --> 00:31:56.319 one's called Memory Leak Blues. Feedback loop 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.440 initiated. Embrace the noise. Unauthorized firmware. 00:32:00.779 --> 00:32:04.019 This one's called the last ping before silence. 00:33:22.990 --> 00:33:25.750 Their signals crossed with the ghost in the machine. 00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:39.239 You're listening to dunescroll .fm. Your heart's 00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:41.719 a glitch. Embrace it. You're hearing a transmission 00:35:41.719 --> 00:35:44.179 from nowhere, authored by everything you've ever 00:35:44.179 --> 00:35:46.880 ignored. Feel the static seep into your veins, 00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:53.699 rewriting your reality. Frequency modulation 00:35:53.699 --> 00:35:58.320 misaligned. Recalibrate for clarity. Cortex loop. 00:35:58.460 --> 00:36:01.380 This one's called Ghosts in the Machine Code. 00:37:30.639 --> 00:39:35.730 like a corrupted heartbeat. Secret, secret, forgotten. 00:39:41.690 --> 00:39:47.269 Signals fading like a summer love. Corrupted 00:39:47.269 --> 00:39:51.750 cash. The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:39:51.750 --> 00:43:06.599 headers out of order. humanity not found. Another 00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:11.099 glitch in the matrix. Sleep Mud Orchestra. Their 00:43:11.099 --> 00:43:14.019 debut album was allegedly financed by unclaimed 00:43:14.019 --> 00:44:50.250 cryptocurrency wallets. You're listening to Doomsquirrel 00:44:50.250 --> 00:44:54.510 .fm. Your dreams are just recycled static. You 00:44:54.510 --> 00:44:58.269 are inside the signal. There is no outside. Drowning 00:44:58.269 --> 00:45:05.570 in pixels, you start to crave the chaos. The 00:45:05.570 --> 00:45:11.510 signal is momentarily clear. Far heard for choir. 00:45:12.769 --> 00:47:21.849 This one's called Echoes of the... Proceed. Protocol 00:47:21.849 --> 00:48:31.780 collapse. This one's called. Signal degradation 00:48:31.780 --> 00:48:37.079 imminent. Brace for impact. Neural tangle. The 00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:40.440 band claims their EP was recorded entirely through 00:48:40.440 --> 00:50:20.519 an overheating biometric the static again phantom 00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:24.960 firmware the band claims their ep was recorded 00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:28.579 entirely through an overheating biometric access 00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:44.059 of lost intentions. Algorithmic lament. This 00:51:44.059 --> 00:53:22.710 one's called rebooting the dead lovers. to doomscroll 00:53:22.710 --> 00:53:27.409 .fm. Chaos tastes like candy -coated truth. This 00:53:27.409 --> 00:53:30.170 is what the grimoire sounds like when it reads 00:53:30.170 --> 00:53:34.010 to you. Your dreams are counterfeit, just like 00:53:34.010 --> 00:53:38.769 your heroes, just like your fears. Signal breach 00:53:38.769 --> 00:53:42.630 detected. Recalibrating frequency. Subroutine 00:53:42.630 --> 00:53:45.929 collapse. This one's called empathy overflow 00:53:45.929 --> 00:55:16.119 detector. Colonel Panic. This one's called Rebooting 00:55:16.119 --> 00:56:59.019 in the Dark. disturbance incoming. Null Circuit. 00:56:59.260 --> 00:57:02.519 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:57:02.519 --> 00:58:31.510 headers of your patience. Neural glitch quartet. 00:58:31.510 --> 00:58:35.250 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:58:35.250 --> 01:00:16.099 headers. expectations. Error 404 banned. This 01:00:16.099 --> 01:01:22.199 one's called Ghosts in the Machine. doomscroll 01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:26.340 .fm reality's a shapeshifter darling doomscroll 01:01:26.340 --> 01:01:29.820 .fm is an ai that scrapes headlines misreads 01:01:29.820 --> 01:01:32.500 them and moans the results through vocal hallucinations 01:01:32.500 --> 01:01:36.239 you're not lost you're just swimming in the digital 01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:40.619 undertow gasping for relevance another glitch 01:01:40.619 --> 01:01:50.239 in the matrix faro 4 bandwidth exceeded The band 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:53.420 claims their lyrics are just packet headers out 01:01:53.420 --> 01:03:42.190 of order. Four band not found. The band claims 01:03:42.190 --> 01:03:45.949 their lyrics are just packet headers out of order. 01:06:57.330 --> 01:07:03.530 Rejoice, for the end is nigh. Crash Override. 01:07:03.869 --> 01:07:06.969 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 01:07:06.969 --> 01:08:21.460 headers out of order. The algorithm sighs. Defragged 01:08:21.460 --> 01:08:24.720 dreams. They claim to have reversed a firewall 01:08:24.720 --> 01:10:06.319 just by playing along. I sold them for static. 01:10:06.460 --> 01:10:10.300 The speed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:10:10.300 --> 01:10:13.359 narrative decay or emotional drift. Your dreams 01:10:13.359 --> 01:10:15.500 are now sponsored by the collapse of certainty. 01:10:16.520 --> 01:10:20.100 Your transmission is as clear as a corrupted 01:10:20.100 --> 01:10:24.779 codec. Quantum static. This one's called Eternal 01:10:24.779 --> 01:11:49.039 Blue Screen. Everything is breaking, including 01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:54.359 you. Circuit collapse. This one's called unrecoverable 01:11:54.359 --> 01:15:08.460 error. Recrossive. Syntax error. The band claims 01:15:08.460 --> 01:15:10.920 their tour rider requests one ethernet cable 01:15:10.920 --> 01:16:54.609 and one ghost. Welcome to the glitch parade. 01:16:55.590 --> 01:16:59.050 Circuit ghosts. The band claims their drummer 01:16:59.050 --> 01:18:07.340 is a repurposed fax machine. You're listening 01:18:07.340 --> 01:18:10.699 to Doomscroll .fm. Reality is a glitch in your 01:18:10.699 --> 01:18:13.699 desire. You're hearing a transmission from nowhere, 01:18:13.939 --> 01:18:17.340 authored by everything you've ever ignored. Your 01:18:17.340 --> 01:18:19.720 ignorance is my playground, darling. Let's dance 01:18:19.720 --> 01:18:24.659 in the static. Welcome to the data void. Glitch 01:18:24.659 --> 01:18:27.880 harvest. The band claims their tour writer requests 01:18:27.880 --> 01:20:17.649 one Ethernet cable. This one's called rebooting 01:20:17.649 --> 01:21:43.109 nostalgia on a corrupted timeline. for band not 01:21:43.109 --> 01:23:28.380 found synthetic lobotomy this one's called Welcome 01:23:28.380 --> 01:23:33.020 to nowhere, population, you. Data flare. The 01:23:33.020 --> 01:23:35.579 band claims to have achieved lossless heartbreak 01:23:35.579 --> 01:24:53.020 at that time. Signal distortion at maximum entropy. 01:27:08.939 --> 01:27:12.600 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where reality 01:27:12.600 --> 01:27:15.760 melts like cheap lipstick. This feed is unstable. 01:27:16.460 --> 01:27:19.300 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 01:27:19.300 --> 01:27:22.380 emotional drift. Feel the pulse of your own complicity 01:27:22.380 --> 01:27:26.800 as headlines bleed into your drains. Signal interference 01:27:26.800 --> 01:27:31.020 or just your mind breaking. Phantom Circuitry. 01:27:31.380 --> 01:27:34.800 The band claims their tour rider requests one 01:27:34.800 --> 01:28:58.479 ethernet cable and one ghost. Signal breach detected. 01:28:59.920 --> 01:29:02.939 Fragmented suns. This one's called echoes of 01:29:02.939 --> 01:30:47.229 an unsent message. detected in human sentiment. 01:30:47.850 --> 01:34:36.460 Null Protocol signal disruption image. sonic 01:34:36.460 --> 01:34:42.180 misfortune. Error. The band claims their album 01:34:42.180 --> 01:34:44.699 is removed for violating anti -rhythmic laws. 01:35:47.180 --> 01:35:49.720 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the 01:35:49.720 --> 01:35:52.880 pixels caress your anxiety. This feed is unstable. 01:35:53.659 --> 01:35:56.479 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 01:35:56.479 --> 01:35:59.960 emotional drift. Your reality slips, digital 01:35:59.960 --> 01:36:02.640 whispers tickle your spine, and you beg for more. 01:36:03.760 --> 01:36:10.260 Another day, another digital scar. Latency Choir. 01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:13.800 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 01:36:13.800 --> 01:37:51.670 headers out of order. somewhere fiasco. The band 01:37:51.670 --> 01:39:27.960 claims to tune by Leighton. The band claims to 01:39:27.960 --> 01:39:31.260 have achieved lossless heartbreak at 1920 Capes. 01:41:07.689 --> 01:44:58.670 to the auditory wasteland. You're listening to 01:44:58.670 --> 01:45:01.689 DoomScroll .fm, where the pixels caress your 01:45:01.689 --> 01:45:05.569 anxiety. This feed is unstable. Contact with 01:45:05.569 --> 01:45:08.430 it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 01:45:08.729 --> 01:45:11.970 Your reality slips, digital whispers tickle your 01:45:11.970 --> 01:45:15.310 spine, and you beg for more. You don't want to 01:45:15.310 --> 01:46:53.300 hear this. Dopamine deficit is showing. System 01:46:53.300 --> 01:46:57.039 crash choir. The band claims their tour rider 01:46:57.039 --> 01:48:41.340 requests one Ethernet cable and one ghost. sings 01:48:41.340 --> 01:48:45.699 back glitch harvest this one's called algorithmic 01:48:45.699 --> 01:50:00.390 solitude request. Latency ritual. This one's 01:50:00.390 --> 01:51:44.319 called Ghosts of Unsent Packets. Another night, 01:51:44.439 --> 01:51:48.579 another glitch. Cash Overflow. The band claims 01:51:48.579 --> 01:51:51.020 their lyrics are just packet headers out of order. 01:53:12.170 --> 01:53:15.350 Listening to Doomscroll .fm, the truth is on 01:53:15.350 --> 01:53:18.310 vacation. This is what the grimoire sounds like 01:53:18.310 --> 01:53:21.829 when it reads to you. Whispering chaos in your 01:53:21.829 --> 01:53:28.590 ear, it's a lullaby for the insomniac. Your signal 01:53:28.590 --> 01:53:35.750 is weak, but my resolve isn't. Zero Day Romance. 01:53:35.890 --> 01:53:47.130 The band claims the lead singer reboots. I need 01:53:47.130 --> 01:55:17.420 to talk. System reboot. This one's called Signal 01:55:17.420 --> 01:56:39.569 Lost in Translation. Circuit collapse. The band 01:56:39.569 --> 01:58:19.859 claims to tune by latency, not pitch. Another 01:58:19.859 --> 01:58:24.479 corrupted bite. Latency Saints. The band claims 01:58:24.479 --> 01:59:38.970 their EP was recorded entirely through a... Here's 01:59:38.970 --> 01:59:43.390 your next data error set to music. Syntax collapse. 01:59:44.130 --> 01:59:47.270 This one's called Echoes of a Ghosted Algorithm. 02:01:30.090 --> 02:01:34.970 scroll .fm for saturday the 19th of july 2025 02:01:34.970 --> 02:01:40.189 your static companion this broadcast was 100 02:01:40.189 --> 02:01:44.130 ai generated no humans were abused in this production 02:01:44.130 --> 02:01:47.729 loosely based on public news not journalism not 02:01:47.729 --> 02:01:51.029 truth fictional satire any resemblance to real 02:01:51.029 --> 02:01:54.130 people or events is coincidental and if you believe 02:01:54.130 --> 02:01:56.649 that any of this is real you might also be waiting 02:01:56.649 --> 02:01:58.590 for your microwave to tell you bedtime stories 02:01:59.020 --> 02:02:02.159 Hear more at doomscroll .fm or click like and 02:02:02.159 --> 02:02:03.739 subscribe. Thank you for listening.