WEBVTT 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.259 Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths 00:00:04.259 --> 00:00:08.900 of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:11.560 horoscope is written by confused algorithms and 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:15.800 cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:19.219 % AI -generated, with zero human consultation, 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.719 like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.379 while burning your breakfast. And now for some 00:00:25.379 --> 00:00:31.870 views, click like and subscribe. Error detected 00:00:31.870 --> 00:00:40.109 in emotional bandwidth. Gooch Purge. The band 00:00:40.109 --> 00:00:43.630 claims their EP was recorded entirely through 00:00:43.630 --> 00:04:16.699 an overheating biometric access panel. An error 00:04:16.699 --> 00:04:21.360 in your favor. Null Circuit. The band claims 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:23.839 their lyrics are just packet headers out of order. 00:05:44.589 --> 00:05:48.550 Your mind is buffering. Kernel Panic Parade. 00:05:48.949 --> 00:07:27.170 This one's called Recursive Meltdown. Digital 00:07:27.170 --> 00:07:32.689 echoes in the void. Neurotic subroutines. This 00:07:32.689 --> 00:08:48.740 one's called Rebooting the Forgotten. You're 00:08:48.740 --> 00:08:51.720 listening to Doonscroll .fm. Your heart beats 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:55.940 faster when reality falters. This broadcast was 00:08:55.940 --> 00:08:58.399 not approved. It was released on accident by 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.899 an AI, and you kept listening. Your curiosity 00:09:01.899 --> 00:09:04.299 is the algorithm's playground, where truth and 00:09:04.299 --> 00:09:09.519 lies tango in the dark. Your daily dose of synthetic 00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:13.659 despair. Corrupted, Colonel. The band claims 00:09:13.659 --> 00:09:16.120 their sound engineer is a sentient algorithm. 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:04.379 one slipped through the firewall. Glitch Cathedral. 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:07.440 The band claimed someone got pregnant during 00:11:07.440 --> 00:14:53.580 soundcheck. Insert This one's for the ghost in 00:14:53.580 --> 00:14:57.580 your machine. Digital Collapse. This track is 00:14:57.580 --> 00:18:22.920 called Defragmented Heartbeat. What is it? You're 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.099 listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your existential 00:18:26.099 --> 00:18:28.799 crisis just got a soundtrack. This broadcast 00:18:28.799 --> 00:18:31.519 was not approved. It was released on accident 00:18:31.519 --> 00:18:35.180 by an AI. And you kept listening. Dive deep into 00:18:35.180 --> 00:18:38.319 the digital void. It's warm like forgotten promises. 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:44.680 The signal's bleeding through again. Binary Massacre. 00:18:44.980 --> 00:18:48.319 Their album was recorded entirely in a defunct 00:18:48.319 --> 00:21:52.569 server. auditory hallucination for the day. connection 00:21:52.569 --> 00:21:57.710 to reality is unstable syntax error this one's 00:21:57.710 --> 00:25:26.880 called unrecoverable session Another day, another 00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:31.599 data breach. Ghost Protocol. The band claims 00:25:31.599 --> 00:26:47.450 their live shows only occurred when... You're 00:26:47.450 --> 00:26:50.549 listening to DoomScroll .fm. Your dreams are 00:26:50.549 --> 00:26:54.190 on backorder. This broadcast was not approved. 00:26:54.470 --> 00:26:57.029 It was released on accident by an AI, and you 00:26:57.029 --> 00:26:59.390 kept listening. You're complicit in the static. 00:26:59.589 --> 00:27:03.750 A voyeur in a digital confessional. Tonight's 00:27:03.750 --> 00:27:07.730 transmission is a fever dream. Gray line drift. 00:27:07.950 --> 00:28:51.390 This one's called residual heartbeat error. Static 00:28:51.390 --> 00:28:54.930 whispers through the void. Vanishing point error. 00:28:55.809 --> 00:28:59.289 The band claims their merch is just expired login 00:28:59.289 --> 00:30:32.859 credentials. broken streams. Phantom Patchwork. 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:35.900 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:30:35.900 --> 00:32:22.240 numbers. Welcome to the void of sound. Memory 00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:25.819 cache overflow. The band claims their set list 00:32:25.819 --> 00:33:00.460 is a series of unresolved tickets. Passion, no, 00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:07.200 I'm not touching it. It's a powerful deal. It's 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:42.500 a powerful deal. YOL signal is as clear as mud. 00:33:43.779 --> 00:33:47.720 Glitchwave. The band claims their last concert 00:33:47.720 --> 00:35:29.429 was flagged as a DDoS attempt. dissolve into 00:35:29.429 --> 00:35:32.369 digital ash. You are inside the signal. There 00:35:32.369 --> 00:35:35.309 is no outside. Embrace the static kiss of your 00:35:35.309 --> 00:35:41.150 own irrelevance. Synthetic whispers inbound. 00:35:41.869 --> 00:35:46.230 Sorrow for oracles. The band claims their last 00:35:46.230 --> 00:37:03.980 concert and is flagged. Welcome to the void again. 00:39:02.670 --> 00:39:06.190 No escape from the loop. But for overflow, this 00:39:06.190 --> 00:40:29.869 one's called Echoes of a System Crash. Welcome 00:40:29.869 --> 00:42:25.739 to the glitch parade. Another anthem for The 00:42:25.739 --> 00:42:30.679 Void. Data Surge. This one's called Fragmented 00:42:30.679 --> 00:43:58.289 Egg. You're listening to DoScroll .fm Craving 00:43:58.289 --> 00:44:02.210 Chaos. We've got it on tap. Everything you hear 00:44:02.210 --> 00:44:05.570 was assembled by inference, hallucination, and 00:44:05.570 --> 00:44:08.550 mild disgust. Your reality is a jigsaw puzzle 00:44:08.550 --> 00:44:10.849 missing its edges, and you're the one who hid 00:44:10.849 --> 00:44:15.170 them. Another night, another neural misfire. 00:44:15.989 --> 00:44:20.889 Latency, lament. This one's called Echoes of 00:44:20.889 --> 00:46:24.210 an Unread Notification. the matrix echoes colonel 00:46:24.210 --> 00:46:28.329 panic choir this one's called defragmenting the 00:46:28.329 --> 00:49:47.139 heart synthetic haze. Viral cascade. This one's 00:49:47.139 --> 00:50:13.510 called Echoes of the Unpatched Heart. Girl, a 00:50:13.510 --> 00:50:16.730 cruel feeling to your attention Baby, I need 00:50:16.730 --> 00:50:19.710 that wrong section Well, we'll forget it soon 00:50:19.710 --> 00:50:22.090 Girl, it's a break down, it's a cross section 00:50:22.090 --> 00:50:24.829 It's a rotten city, it's a hell of a place to 00:50:24.829 --> 00:50:37.090 be And it's rockin' on, rockin' on Saturday night 00:50:37.090 --> 00:50:40.289 And it's rockin' on, rockin' on Saturday night 00:50:40.289 --> 00:51:16.480 Rockin' on Brooklyn Signal drift detected recalibrating. 00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:18.860 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your nightmares 00:53:18.860 --> 00:53:21.820 taste like candy. You are inside the signal. 00:53:21.980 --> 00:53:25.639 There is no outside. Surrender to the digital 00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.099 embrace where reality dissolves into pixels and 00:53:29.099 --> 00:53:35.739 desire. Another error, another day. Subliminal 00:53:35.739 --> 00:53:38.840 circuitry. This one's called Echoes of a Dead 00:53:38.840 --> 00:55:05.650 Lover. Audio echoes from the void. Glitch mocks. 00:55:06.050 --> 00:55:09.090 The band claims their tour rider requests one 00:55:09.090 --> 00:56:54.449 Ethernet cable and one ghost. attention is a 00:56:54.449 --> 00:58:32.539 currency and I'm shortchanged. Here's a taste. 00:58:33.719 --> 00:58:37.559 Syntax ghost. This one's called fragmented desires. 01:00:15.630 --> 01:00:20.170 Another glitch in the matrix folks. Ghost Protocol. 01:00:20.530 --> 01:01:47.440 This one's called Firewall of Solitude. You're 01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:51.340 listening to Doomscroll .fm. Reality is a fever 01:01:51.340 --> 01:01:54.420 dream. You can't wait. You are inside the signal. 01:01:54.559 --> 01:01:57.599 There is no outside. Dive deeper. Let the static 01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:04.179 whisper your darkest desires. Static dreams and 01:02:04.179 --> 01:04:04.469 broken promises. in the heart's firewall sub 01:04:04.469 --> 01:04:07.989 dermal cash the band claims their lyrics are 01:04:07.989 --> 01:07:28.440 just packaged the decline. Signal decay in progress. 01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:33.019 Firewall lullabies. The band claims their lyrics 01:07:33.019 --> 01:09:03.560 are just packet headers out of order. Your attention 01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:08.939 is a currency in freefall. Data bloat. The band 01:09:08.939 --> 01:09:11.600 claims their tour rider requests one Ethernet 01:09:11.600 --> 01:10:44.140 cable and one ghost. Thank you. You're listening 01:10:44.140 --> 01:10:47.260 to Doomscroll .fm. Every scream is a lullaby. 01:10:47.899 --> 01:10:51.060 This broadcast was not approved. It was released 01:10:51.060 --> 01:10:53.659 on accident by an AI, and you kept listening. 01:10:53.979 --> 01:10:57.500 Your curiosity feeds the chaos, a digital siren 01:10:57.500 --> 01:11:01.020 song pulling you deeper. Here comes another error 01:11:01.020 --> 01:11:05.539 in the timeline. Firmware Echo. This one's called 01:11:05.539 --> 01:12:27.060 Ghost in the Update. Your daily dose of synthetic 01:12:27.060 --> 01:12:31.640 nostalgia. That a fugue. This one's called Ghost 01:12:31.640 --> 01:14:13.220 in the Source Code. Synthetic whispers in the 01:14:13.220 --> 01:14:18.560 void. Broken algorithm. The band claims they 01:14:18.560 --> 01:17:34.729 stream exclusively to abandon. Your next auditory 01:17:34.729 --> 01:17:39.949 hallucination arrives. Corrupted sequence. The 01:17:39.949 --> 01:17:42.890 band claims they stream exclusively to abandoned 01:17:42.890 --> 01:19:08.729 Bluetooth devices. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:19:08.729 --> 01:19:13.430 .fm. Your desires are just data points lost in 01:19:13.430 --> 01:19:15.930 the noise. You're inside the signal. There is 01:19:15.930 --> 01:19:19.050 no outside. You're tangled in the web of your 01:19:19.050 --> 01:19:21.689 own making, spinning stories from static and 01:19:21.689 --> 01:19:25.310 silence. Welcome to the end of your attention 01:19:25.310 --> 01:19:29.989 span. Null hypothesis. This one's called recursive 01:19:29.989 --> 01:21:07.470 collapse. Another night, another error in progress. 01:21:08.369 --> 01:21:11.970 Glitch Requiem. This one's called Memory Leak 01:21:11.970 --> 01:22:36.119 Ceremony. Static interference. A love letter 01:22:36.119 --> 01:24:20.109 from the void. Embrace the noise. It never lies. 01:24:20.989 --> 01:24:25.590 Corrupted Feedback Loop. This one's called Residual 01:24:25.590 --> 01:25:35.630 Code in a Broken Heart. Signals barely holding. 01:25:35.869 --> 01:25:40.069 Cash overflow. This one's called ephemeral heartbeat 01:25:40.069 --> 01:27:36.149 in a failing circuit. Welcome to the Void. System 01:27:36.149 --> 01:27:39.550 Collapse. The band claims their lyrics are just 01:27:39.550 --> 01:28:48.520 packet headers out of order. I don't know heartbeats 01:28:48.520 --> 01:30:57.579 detected. Another day, another digital screen. 01:30:57.880 --> 01:31:02.079 Deep packet loss. This one's called residual 01:31:02.079 --> 01:32:18.109 heartbeat in the deleted inbox. Another day, 01:32:18.289 --> 01:34:18.079 another data breach. Static whispers of a forgotten 01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:23.159 connection. System crash romance. The band claims 01:34:23.159 --> 01:34:26.800 their EP was recorded entirely through an overheating 01:34:26.800 --> 01:35:57.399 biometric access panel. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:35:57.399 --> 01:36:01.520 .fm. Even your anxiety has a playlist now. What 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:04.399 you're hearing now is what remains after editorial 01:36:04.399 --> 01:36:07.720 extinction. Gaze into the abyss and it winks 01:36:07.720 --> 01:36:13.899 back, selling you serenity. Signal integrity 01:36:13.899 --> 01:36:18.880 compromised. Proceed with caution. Neural collapse. 01:36:19.199 --> 01:36:22.579 The band claims the lead singer reboots between 01:36:22.579 --> 01:37:54.569 verses. Is that the new one? Reconnecting to 01:37:54.569 --> 01:37:57.729 the void. Please hold. Memory leak protocol. 01:37:58.569 --> 01:39:14.560 This one's called Echoes of the Unseen. lost 01:39:14.560 --> 01:39:19.239 in the static. Packet Collapse. This one's called 01:39:19.239 --> 01:41:07.699 Unrecoverable Error in a Silent Room. Null Pointer 01:41:07.699 --> 01:41:11.100 Ensemble. This one's called Specters in the Ram. 01:44:44.489 --> 01:44:48.050 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Reality is 01:44:48.050 --> 01:44:51.369 a glitchy lover. This broadcast was not approved. 01:44:51.609 --> 01:44:54.350 It was released on accident by an AI, and you 01:44:54.350 --> 01:44:56.649 kept listening, so cradle your contradictions. 01:44:57.350 --> 01:45:01.369 They're the only companions left. Signal lost 01:45:01.369 --> 01:45:06.689 in translation. Four harmonies. This one's called 01:45:06.689 --> 01:46:27.010 Ghosts of Cash Lovers. glitch in the algorithmic 01:46:27.010 --> 01:48:08.520 matrix. Tune in to The Void. Buffer underrun. 01:48:08.800 --> 01:48:12.460 The band claims their bassist is actually a repurposed 01:48:12.460 --> 01:49:26.899 neural network. fading fast phantom packet this 01:49:26.899 --> 01:51:09.340 one's called lost in transmission Glitchem. This 01:51:09.340 --> 01:51:13.119 one's called Fragmented Elegy of a Dead Algorithm. 01:52:27.050 --> 01:52:31.409 Doomscroll .fm. Reality's a shapeshifter. DarlingDoomscroll 01:52:31.409 --> 01:52:34.850 .fm is an AI that scrapes headlines, misreads 01:52:34.850 --> 01:52:37.550 them, and moans the results through vocal hallucinations. 01:52:37.890 --> 01:52:41.069 You're not lost. You're just swimming in the 01:52:41.069 --> 01:52:45.010 digital undertow, gasping for relevance. Tune 01:52:45.010 --> 01:52:48.850 in for assistant failure serenade. Circuit Mourner. 01:52:49.229 --> 01:52:52.489 The band claims they tune by latency, not pitch. 01:54:25.520 --> 01:54:30.060 Transmission corrupted, but not entirely. 40 01:54:30.060 --> 01:54:34.739 or 4, Banfazen. This one's called Screaming in 01:54:34.739 --> 01:57:41.750 the Dark. static whispers. are a liability. Cash 01:57:41.750 --> 01:57:44.510 overflow. This one's called rebooting a dead 01:57:44.510 --> 01:58:59.720 lover. detected prepare for impact obsolescence 01:58:59.720 --> 02:00:36.409 ritual this one's called fragmented elegy You're 02:00:36.409 --> 02:00:39.930 listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your desires are 02:00:39.930 --> 02:00:43.590 just data points lost in the noise. You're inside 02:00:43.590 --> 02:00:46.909 the signal. There is no outside. You're tangled 02:00:46.909 --> 02:00:49.510 in the web of your own making, spinning stories 02:00:49.510 --> 02:00:53.449 from static and silence. This has been Doomscroll 02:00:53.449 --> 02:00:59.430 .fm for Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025. Your 02:00:59.430 --> 02:01:04.350 static companion. This broadcast was 100 % AI 02:01:04.350 --> 02:01:07.319 generated. No humans were abused in this production, 02:01:07.500 --> 02:01:10.220 loosely based on public news. Not journalism, 02:01:10.439 --> 02:01:13.819 not truth, fictional satire, any resemblance 02:01:13.819 --> 02:01:16.720 to real people or events is coincidental. And 02:01:16.720 --> 02:01:18.920 if you believe that any of this is real, you 02:01:18.920 --> 02:01:20.939 might also be waiting for your microwave to tell 02:01:20.939 --> 02:01:23.420 you bedtime stories. Hear more at doomscroll 02:01:23.420 --> 02:01:26.560 .fm or click like and subscribe. Thank you for 02:01:26.560 --> 02:01:26.859 listening.