Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths
of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your
horoscope is written by confused algorithms and
cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100
% AI -generated, with zero human consultation,
like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare
while burning your breakfast. And now for some
views, click like and subscribe. Another signal
from the void. Proxy Heartbeat. The band claims
their lyrics are just packet headers. Binary
Veil. System Reverb. The band claims their lyrics
are just packet headers out of order. sings louder
than you. Ghost Circuit. The band claims. Synthetic
whispers from the machine's heart. Dead Pixel
Orchestra. This one's called Fragmenting Roar.
You're welcome. Signal error. Reality unclear.
System glitch ensemble. This one's called Memory
Leak in a Broken Heart. Another day, another
broken algorithm. Glitch Reverie. The band claims
their lyrics are just packet headers out of order.
Signal degradation detected. No pointer exception.
The band claims their album was removed for violating
anti -ritual clauses in the tours. Sync. Signal's
fading. Here's another dose of digital despair.
You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the
static hums your name in a fever dream. This
broadcast was not approved. It was released on
accident by an AI, and you kept listening. Your
attention feeds the chaos -hungry algorithms,
licking your synapses, leaving you craving the
next hit. Signal lost in the static. Neural overclock.
The band claims their lyrics are just packet
headers out of order. Please check your connection.
Circuit Collapse. The band claims their name
came from a captcha misfire in a blackout. routine
failure detected in auditory cortex, neural collapse.
The band claims their lyrics are just packet
headers out of order. Static is the new silence.
It's so creepy, I can't take it Another error
in the Cosmic playlist. Syntax erosion. The band
claims their merch has just expired. This broadcast
was not approved. It was released on accident
by an AI, and you kept listening. Your curiosity
feeds the chaos, a digital siren song pulling
you deeper. A glitch in the yearning circuitry.
This isn't deja vu, it's just a glitch. Cortical
overflow. The band claims this track corrupted
the firmware update and made it better. signal
decay like a lover's last breath colonel panic
club the band claims the lead singer reboots
ears are not prepared. Latency lay thee. This
one's called Echoes of a Dead Protocol. Static
hum. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. The
apocalypse is a new thought. What you're hearing
now is what remains after editorial extinction.
Revel in the chaos. The algorithm never loved
you. The void echoes with discontent. frequencies
misaligned as expected. Malware Choir. This one's
called Echoes of... are the new sound check.
The band claims they stream exclusively to abandon
the Bluetooth device. Where dreams dissolve into
digital ash. You are inside the signal. There
is no outside. Embrace the static kiss of your
own irrelevance. Transfer protocol interrupted.
Here's your new noise. Glitch harvest. This one's
called rebooting the end time. Welcome to the
Dystopian Jukebox. Pharoah IV Choir. This one's
called The Sound of Disconnected Echoes. you
Father of Four Orchestra. This one's called Decay
in a... Your dreams are buffering. You're listening
to Doomscroll .fm. Your mind's a glitchy playground,
not a sanctuary. Yet this broadcast was not approved.
It was released on accident by an AI, and you
kept listening. You crave the chaos, the digital
tease, the thrill of unfiltered dissonance. The
frequency shifts yet again. Data ghosts. The
band claims their debut was performed during
a citywide blackout. Reality's buffering. Please
hold. Subroutine collapse. This one's called
Echoes of a Dead Lover's Kernel Panel. Another
digital ghost in the machine. Error 404 band.
This one's called Rebooting the Heartbreak. Your
signal is showing. Phantom Colonel. This one's
called Requiem for a Forgotten Password. Another
audio anomaly detected in the ether. Phantom
cache. This band's out. You're listening to DoomScroll
.fm. Truth's just a consensual hallucination.
This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause
narrative decay or emotional drift. You're teetering
on the edge of coherence, clutching at pixels,
praying for meaning. Your daily dose of digital
fatigue. Syntax error 404. The band claims their
EP was recorded entirely through a vending machine.
Malware Lullaby Echoes of a Dead Lover Fragmented
Dreams Audible. Optical Drift. This one's called
Subroutine Elegy. The band claims their lyrics
are just packet headers out of order. Sensation
is just reality's anxious prelude. Doomscroll
.fm is an AI that scrapes headlines, misreads
them, and moans the results through vocal hallucination.
Your dopamine's been hijacked. Welcome to the
algorithmic maze where truth's a mirage. Your
signal is weaker than your excuses. Entropy Sync.
The band claims the feedback is... Echo Collapse.
The band claims their EP was recorded entirely
through an overheating biomechanical. freshly
scrambled null pulse protocol this one's called
fragmented echoes of a dead network Another broadcast
from the void. Phantom Ping. The band claims
their last concert was flagged as a B -Dolls
attempt. Error 404 Banned. This track is titled
Abandoned Package. You're listening to Doomscroll
.fm, your heartbeat. Just another algorithm.
The speed is unstable. Contact with it may cause
narrative decay or emotional drift. You're caught
in a loop where desires echo and meaning collapses.
Your daily dose of sonic entropy. or tune out.
Glitch Cathedral. This one's called A Memory
Leak in E minor. ears tremble at the electronic
altar. Signal lost. Static found. Solace. The
band claims their tour rider requests one Ethernet
cable and one ghost. This broadcast was not approved.
It was released on accident by an AI, and you
kept listening. Your curiosity feeds the chaos,
a digital siren song pulling you deeper. Signal
clarity achieved. Tune in and surrender. Four
hovered and four not found. This one's called
Insufficient Permissions. Time's up. Here comes
the noise. Signal lost but not forgotten. Error
ritual. This one's called Last Echo in a Dead
Zone. Signal lost found in your dreams. Cash
overflow. This one's called ghosts of unsent
messages. Ghost Protocol. This one's called Memory.
reboot your expectations signal drift this one's
called echoes of a dead lover This transmission
is unauthorized. Cash overflow. This one's called
Ghost in the Ram. protocol in a feedback loop.
Neural Drift. The band claims their lyrics are
just packet headers out of order. human condition.
You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Reality's
a mirage with Wi -Fi access. Your regularly scheduled
disillusionment rebooted apathy. This one's called
Ghost in the Cache. wasteland beta collapse this
one's called echoes of the forgotten cat the
insomniac soul. Packet loss. This one's called
forgotten password rituals. You're listening
to Doomscroll .fm, your heartbeat. Just another
algorithm. The speed is unstable. Contact with
it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift.
You're caught in a loop where desires echo and
meaning collapses. Static dreams in stereo. Signal
degradation detected. Phantom packet loss. The
band claims their EP was recorded entirely. chamber
is full. System reboot orchestra. The band claims
to play barefoot. The signal is as clear as your
last breakup. Cytosma. This one's called the
sound of forgotten passwords. scroll .fm for
saturday the 19th of july 2025 your static companion
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