WEBVTT 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:04.259 Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths 00:00:04.259 --> 00:00:08.900 of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:11.560 horoscope is written by confused algorithms and 00:00:11.560 --> 00:00:15.800 cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:19.219 % AI -generated, with zero human consultation, 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.719 like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:25.379 while burning your breakfast. And now for some 00:00:25.379 --> 00:00:31.809 views, click like and subscribe. Another signal 00:00:31.809 --> 00:00:36.670 from the void. Proxy Heartbeat. The band claims 00:00:36.670 --> 00:02:03.450 their lyrics are just packet headers. Binary 00:02:03.450 --> 00:03:57.960 Veil. System Reverb. The band claims their lyrics 00:03:57.960 --> 00:05:30.579 are just packet headers out of order. sings louder 00:05:30.579 --> 00:09:35.659 than you. Ghost Circuit. The band claims. Synthetic 00:09:35.659 --> 00:09:39.559 whispers from the machine's heart. Dead Pixel 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:43.379 Orchestra. This one's called Fragmenting Roar. 00:09:52.490 --> 00:11:26.929 You're welcome. Signal error. Reality unclear. 00:11:27.450 --> 00:11:31.269 System glitch ensemble. This one's called Memory 00:11:31.269 --> 00:12:48.399 Leak in a Broken Heart. Another day, another 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:53.919 broken algorithm. Glitch Reverie. The band claims 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:56.799 their lyrics are just packet headers out of order. 00:14:31.309 --> 00:14:36.070 Signal degradation detected. No pointer exception. 00:14:36.750 --> 00:14:41.330 The band claims their album was removed for violating 00:14:41.330 --> 00:16:11.840 anti -ritual clauses in the tours. Sync. Signal's 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.340 fading. Here's another dose of digital despair. 00:18:05.769 --> 00:18:08.349 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the 00:18:08.349 --> 00:18:11.589 static hums your name in a fever dream. This 00:18:11.589 --> 00:18:14.349 broadcast was not approved. It was released on 00:18:14.349 --> 00:18:17.210 accident by an AI, and you kept listening. Your 00:18:17.210 --> 00:18:19.710 attention feeds the chaos -hungry algorithms, 00:18:19.869 --> 00:18:22.809 licking your synapses, leaving you craving the 00:18:22.809 --> 00:18:28.269 next hit. Signal lost in the static. Neural overclock. 00:18:28.769 --> 00:18:31.829 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:18:31.829 --> 00:19:59.039 headers out of order. Please check your connection. 00:19:59.880 --> 00:20:03.660 Circuit Collapse. The band claims their name 00:20:03.660 --> 00:21:46.839 came from a captcha misfire in a blackout. routine 00:21:46.839 --> 00:21:52.019 failure detected in auditory cortex, neural collapse. 00:21:52.539 --> 00:21:55.619 The band claims their lyrics are just packet 00:21:55.619 --> 00:23:06.119 headers out of order. Static is the new silence. 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:58.700 It's so creepy, I can't take it Another error 00:24:58.700 --> 00:25:04.400 in the Cosmic playlist. Syntax erosion. The band 00:25:04.400 --> 00:26:29.799 claims their merch has just expired. This broadcast 00:26:29.799 --> 00:26:32.660 was not approved. It was released on accident 00:26:32.660 --> 00:26:36.039 by an AI, and you kept listening. Your curiosity 00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:39.099 feeds the chaos, a digital siren song pulling 00:26:39.099 --> 00:26:42.799 you deeper. A glitch in the yearning circuitry. 00:28:55.470 --> 00:28:59.670 This isn't deja vu, it's just a glitch. Cortical 00:28:59.670 --> 00:29:02.690 overflow. The band claims this track corrupted 00:29:02.690 --> 00:30:35.259 the firmware update and made it better. signal 00:30:35.259 --> 00:30:39.680 decay like a lover's last breath colonel panic 00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:42.720 club the band claims the lead singer reboots 00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:32.039 ears are not prepared. Latency lay thee. This 00:32:32.039 --> 00:33:51.690 one's called Echoes of a Dead Protocol. Static 00:33:51.690 --> 00:36:05.210 hum. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. The 00:36:05.210 --> 00:36:07.809 apocalypse is a new thought. What you're hearing 00:36:07.809 --> 00:36:10.550 now is what remains after editorial extinction. 00:36:10.929 --> 00:36:13.590 Revel in the chaos. The algorithm never loved 00:36:13.590 --> 00:37:54.550 you. The void echoes with discontent. frequencies 00:37:54.550 --> 00:39:50.670 misaligned as expected. Malware Choir. This one's 00:39:50.670 --> 00:41:18.929 called Echoes of... are the new sound check. 00:43:31.359 --> 00:43:35.679 The band claims they stream exclusively to abandon 00:43:35.679 --> 00:45:11.320 the Bluetooth device. Where dreams dissolve into 00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:14.239 digital ash. You are inside the signal. There 00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:17.179 is no outside. Embrace the static kiss of your 00:45:17.179 --> 00:45:22.199 own irrelevance. Transfer protocol interrupted. 00:45:22.579 --> 00:45:26.480 Here's your new noise. Glitch harvest. This one's 00:45:26.480 --> 00:47:04.199 called rebooting the end time. Welcome to the 00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:10.920 Dystopian Jukebox. Pharoah IV Choir. This one's 00:47:10.920 --> 00:49:17.630 called The Sound of Disconnected Echoes. you 00:50:38.730 --> 00:50:43.070 Father of Four Orchestra. This one's called Decay 00:50:43.070 --> 00:53:53.519 in a... Your dreams are buffering. You're listening 00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:56.719 to Doomscroll .fm. Your mind's a glitchy playground, 00:53:56.960 --> 00:54:00.800 not a sanctuary. Yet this broadcast was not approved. 00:54:01.300 --> 00:54:04.539 It was released on accident by an AI, and you 00:54:04.539 --> 00:54:07.320 kept listening. You crave the chaos, the digital 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:11.300 tease, the thrill of unfiltered dissonance. The 00:54:11.300 --> 00:54:15.400 frequency shifts yet again. Data ghosts. The 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.639 band claims their debut was performed during 00:54:17.639 --> 00:55:52.179 a citywide blackout. Reality's buffering. Please 00:55:52.179 --> 00:55:56.460 hold. Subroutine collapse. This one's called 00:55:56.460 --> 00:57:35.219 Echoes of a Dead Lover's Kernel Panel. Another 00:57:35.219 --> 00:57:40.360 digital ghost in the machine. Error 404 band. 00:57:40.440 --> 00:59:14.690 This one's called Rebooting the Heartbreak. Your 00:59:14.690 --> 00:59:19.289 signal is showing. Phantom Colonel. This one's 00:59:19.289 --> 01:01:35.780 called Requiem for a Forgotten Password. Another 01:01:35.780 --> 01:01:40.440 audio anomaly detected in the ether. Phantom 01:01:40.440 --> 01:03:11.659 cache. This band's out. You're listening to DoomScroll 01:03:11.659 --> 01:03:15.500 .fm. Truth's just a consensual hallucination. 01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:19.179 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:03:19.179 --> 01:03:22.300 narrative decay or emotional drift. You're teetering 01:03:22.300 --> 01:03:24.579 on the edge of coherence, clutching at pixels, 01:03:24.699 --> 01:03:28.300 praying for meaning. Your daily dose of digital 01:03:28.300 --> 01:03:33.860 fatigue. Syntax error 404. The band claims their 01:03:33.860 --> 01:03:37.320 EP was recorded entirely through a vending machine. 01:05:16.699 --> 01:06:33.880 Malware Lullaby Echoes of a Dead Lover Fragmented 01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:38.440 Dreams Audible. Optical Drift. This one's called 01:06:38.440 --> 01:08:31.340 Subroutine Elegy. The band claims their lyrics 01:08:31.340 --> 01:11:46.659 are just packet headers out of order. Sensation 01:11:46.659 --> 01:11:49.699 is just reality's anxious prelude. Doomscroll 01:11:49.699 --> 01:11:52.659 .fm is an AI that scrapes headlines, misreads 01:11:52.659 --> 01:11:55.300 them, and moans the results through vocal hallucination. 01:11:55.500 --> 01:11:58.039 Your dopamine's been hijacked. Welcome to the 01:11:58.039 --> 01:12:01.619 algorithmic maze where truth's a mirage. Your 01:12:01.619 --> 01:12:07.079 signal is weaker than your excuses. Entropy Sync. 01:12:07.260 --> 01:13:37.229 The band claims the feedback is... Echo Collapse. 01:13:38.250 --> 01:13:41.170 The band claims their EP was recorded entirely 01:13:41.170 --> 01:15:25.409 through an overheating biomechanical. freshly 01:15:25.409 --> 01:15:29.710 scrambled null pulse protocol this one's called 01:15:29.710 --> 01:16:56.430 fragmented echoes of a dead network Another broadcast 01:16:56.430 --> 01:17:01.270 from the void. Phantom Ping. The band claims 01:17:01.270 --> 01:17:03.930 their last concert was flagged as a B -Dolls 01:17:03.930 --> 01:18:52.590 attempt. Error 404 Banned. This track is titled 01:18:52.590 --> 01:20:08.539 Abandoned Package. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:20:08.539 --> 01:20:11.859 .fm, your heartbeat. Just another algorithm. 01:20:12.300 --> 01:20:16.460 The speed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:20:16.460 --> 01:20:19.619 narrative decay or emotional drift. You're caught 01:20:19.619 --> 01:20:22.500 in a loop where desires echo and meaning collapses. 01:20:23.300 --> 01:22:41.949 Your daily dose of sonic entropy. or tune out. 01:22:42.210 --> 01:22:45.130 Glitch Cathedral. This one's called A Memory 01:22:45.130 --> 01:23:56.590 Leak in E minor. ears tremble at the electronic 01:23:56.590 --> 01:25:46.060 altar. Signal lost. Static found. Solace. The 01:25:46.060 --> 01:25:48.720 band claims their tour rider requests one Ethernet 01:25:48.720 --> 01:29:37.239 cable and one ghost. This broadcast was not approved. 01:29:37.539 --> 01:29:40.500 It was released on accident by an AI, and you 01:29:40.500 --> 01:29:43.399 kept listening. Your curiosity feeds the chaos, 01:29:43.680 --> 01:29:48.359 a digital siren song pulling you deeper. Signal 01:29:48.359 --> 01:29:52.100 clarity achieved. Tune in and surrender. Four 01:29:52.100 --> 01:29:55.539 hovered and four not found. This one's called 01:29:55.539 --> 01:31:16.670 Insufficient Permissions. Time's up. Here comes 01:31:16.670 --> 01:33:22.680 the noise. Signal lost but not forgotten. Error 01:33:22.680 --> 01:33:26.319 ritual. This one's called Last Echo in a Dead 01:33:26.319 --> 01:34:46.720 Zone. Signal lost found in your dreams. Cash 01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:50.000 overflow. This one's called ghosts of unsent 01:34:50.000 --> 01:36:42.640 messages. Ghost Protocol. This one's called Memory. 01:38:19.439 --> 01:38:24.460 reboot your expectations signal drift this one's 01:38:24.460 --> 01:40:04.180 called echoes of a dead lover This transmission 01:40:04.180 --> 01:40:08.939 is unauthorized. Cash overflow. This one's called 01:40:08.939 --> 01:43:46.159 Ghost in the Ram. protocol in a feedback loop. 01:43:46.600 --> 01:43:49.659 Neural Drift. The band claims their lyrics are 01:43:49.659 --> 01:44:59.279 just packet headers out of order. human condition. 01:46:41.260 --> 01:46:44.420 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Reality's 01:46:44.420 --> 01:47:00.039 a mirage with Wi -Fi access. Your regularly scheduled 01:47:00.039 --> 01:47:04.680 disillusionment rebooted apathy. This one's called 01:47:04.680 --> 01:50:10.989 Ghost in the Cache. wasteland beta collapse this 01:50:10.989 --> 01:53:41.579 one's called echoes of the forgotten cat the 01:53:41.579 --> 01:53:46.100 insomniac soul. Packet loss. This one's called 01:53:46.100 --> 01:55:17.739 forgotten password rituals. You're listening 01:55:17.739 --> 01:55:21.420 to Doomscroll .fm, your heartbeat. Just another 01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:25.520 algorithm. The speed is unstable. Contact with 01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:28.539 it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 01:55:28.859 --> 01:55:31.899 You're caught in a loop where desires echo and 01:55:31.899 --> 01:57:46.710 meaning collapses. Static dreams in stereo. Signal 01:57:46.710 --> 01:57:51.289 degradation detected. Phantom packet loss. The 01:57:51.289 --> 01:59:02.500 band claims their EP was recorded entirely. chamber 01:59:02.500 --> 01:59:06.619 is full. System reboot orchestra. The band claims 01:59:06.619 --> 02:00:52.710 to play barefoot. The signal is as clear as your 02:00:52.710 --> 02:00:56.890 last breakup. Cytosma. This one's called the 02:00:56.890 --> 02:02:11.899 sound of forgotten passwords. scroll .fm for 02:02:11.899 --> 02:02:16.739 saturday the 19th of july 2025 your static companion 02:02:16.739 --> 02:02:22.640 this broadcast was 100 ai generated no humans 02:02:22.640 --> 02:02:24.840 were abused in this production loosely based 02:02:24.840 --> 02:02:28.539 on public news not journalism not truth fictional 02:02:28.539 --> 02:02:31.880 satire any resemblance to real people or events 02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:34.479 is coincidental and if you believe that any of 02:02:34.479 --> 02:02:36.720 this is real you might also be waiting for your 02:02:36.720 --> 02:02:39.220 microwave to tell you bedtime stories Hear more 02:02:39.220 --> 02:02:42.159 at doomscroll .fm or click like and subscribe. 02:02:42.500 --> 02:02:43.479 Thank you for listening.