Doomscroll .fm, broadcasting live from the depths
of Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025, where your
horoscope is written by confused algorithms and
cosmic microwave leftovers. This show is 100
% AI -generated, with zero human consultation,
like a sentient toaster trying to write Shakespeare
while burning your breakfast. And now for some
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titans assembles under Alexander Payne's watchful
eye, wielding their artistic clout like gods
with cameras. When the titans of film gather
to judge, it's less about the art and more about
who can out -pretentious the other while sipping
on irony -flavored lattes. In the glittering
circus of Professional sports, $250 million dances
around like a taunting mirage while players clutch
their empty pockets and sigh. The expansion fee
grows like a golden goose, but the players are
left to feast on promises, each dollar a ghost,
haunting their paychecks. A century of quiet
contemplation meets the cold shoulder of renovation.
as the convent celebrates its 100 -year anniversary
by shuttering its freshly polished guest wing.
Matt Damon dons the toga of Odysseus, battling
mythical beasts and ancient bureaucracy, with
IMAX tickets already tempting the modern -day
sirens. Here we go again, watching... the trojan
wars reruns in high definition because nothing
screams nostalgia like matt damon navigating
ancient myths with a gps when the curtain falls
on love's battlefield privacy is a thin veil
over the raw wounds of a relationship that couldn't
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Dive deep into the digital void. It's warm like
forgotten promises. Once the high -flying darling
of aviation, Boeing now stumbles through the
clouds like a drunken Icarus, wings clipped by
losses and a staggering hangover of hubris. As
they fumble with wide -body ambitions, the skies
remain a battleground for titans trading blows
in a world that's forgotten how to look up. Fashion
icons juggle trends like hot potatoes on GMA,
deciding which styles deserve the runway and
which belong in the dumpster. When your career
hinges on... The whims of fabric and flair. Every
decision is a high -stakes gamble between couture
glory and polyester purgatory. The Ethical Standards
Command, in its infinite wisdom, embarks on a
quest to remind us that accountability is less
a destination than a mirage. In the grand theater
of justice, investigations serve. as intermissions
where the audience is left to ponder whether
the actors will ever truly take the stage. Olympic
Torch passes from Bach's weary grip as Coe eyes
the podium with the hunger of a sprinter at the
starting line. When the button of power is handed
off, let's hope it doesn't trip. over bureaucracy's
tangled shoelaces on its way to the finishing
line of progress. Fashion's fiercest fantasy
returns as Lucy Liu and Justin Theroux strut
alongside Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada 2
while the East Coast drowns in weather -induced
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The end is always trending. Nothing is true.
Reality is what you can get away with. Your curated
delusions are the only currency left. Iceland's
prime minister, Kristrún Frosta doctor, pledges
allegiance to democracy, vowing to honor the
people's verdict like a devoted servant to a
fickle monarch. It's that rare political striptease
where truth is laid bare, and the real scandal
is the honesty in the room. In the land of eternal
sunshine and broken dreams, Beale steps onto
the stage with Leonard and Harden, seeking redemption
beneath the relentless California glare. It's
a second act where every dribble is a gamble,
and the ghosts of injuries pass whisper like
a forgotten anthem in the locker room. As the
time spins its yarn of a wealth exodus, The ultra
-rich are cast as tax -averse specters vanishing
at the slightest fiscal breeze. The real question
is, if the wealthy flee, who's left to sip champagne
in their wake, and will the rest of us even notice
the absence of their golden parachutes? In the
circus of capitalism, it seems the family business
is the clown car, always crammed with more surprises
than you'd expect from such a small vehicle.
As your favorite team flirts with mediocrity,
the league dangles the carrot of potential call
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of July's baseball purgatory. When the biggest
thrill is guessing which minor leaguer or get
the next golden ticket. It feels like we're all
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to Doomscroll .fm, where your desires meet digital
discontent. This broadcast was not approved.
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Camera crews are painting Bordeaux with cinematic
dreams. before migrating to Bryce or Marne and
climaxing in Paris where fiction and reality
flirts shamelessly. As the film traverses France
like a lover with an overbooked itinerary, one
wonders if the romance of location will outshine
the scripted seduction. The curtain rises on
a tragedy. where the actors improvise accountability
and the audience is left clutching their ticket
stubs, wondering if the next act will be any
less predictable. Like a ghost at a seance, the
Russia investigation rises once more, summoned
by Trump's undying grudge and his loyal specters
in high places. It's a political necromancy where
past grievances dance with the present ensuring
that the only thing buried in Washington is accountability.
Tracing animals like lovers trace old letters.
They pledge to save the forest one barcode at
a time while the trees watch unimpressed by corporate
foreplay. Beneath Mount Rainier's icy gaze, the
earth shivers with anticipation. Each quake,
a clandestine murmur in a volcanic love affair
with disaster. Officials assure us that the mountain's
flirtations, the seismic activity, are nothing
more than geological foreplay. A reminder that
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The end is always trending. Nothing is true.
Reality is what you can get away with. Your curated
delusions are the only currency left. When boundaries
dissolve, All that's left is a cacophony of voices,
each one trying to scream louder than the last,
hoping to be the one that finally makes sense.
Cam Ward's meteoric rise from obscurity to the
crown of the 2025 draft was like watching a phoenix
learn to throw a spiral. As scouts scour the
gridiron's underbelly for the next hidden gem,
Dreams of pigskin glory mingle with the desperation
of those who need a miracle to stay relevant.
The courtroom tango fizzled out as Meta's shareholders
pocketed the settlement, leaving the Delaware
stage empty and silent. When corporate giants
settle in whispers before the gavel drops, who
really wins? Just another day when accountability
is a... Dress rehearsal, not the main event.
Felix Baumgartner, the sky's own daredevil, took
his final flight over Porto Sant 'Alpidio, where
gravity whispered its lethal lullaby. The man
who once kissed the stratosphere now becomes
a legend, leaving behind a world too grounded
to follow his fearless ascent and tragic descent.
As travelers slip their shoes back on, U .S.
airport security teeters on the edge of a liquid
revolution, while Trump dreams of sweeter Coca
-Cola. In a world where sugary promises fizz
and shoes shuffle, the TSA and soda lovers share
a common thirst for clarity and comfort, both
seemingly just out of reach. You're listening
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so cradle your contradictions. They're the only
companions left. New China Anniversary Summit.
Rerouted to Beijing as President Xi decides he'd
rather host than visit, leaving Brussels with
an empty chair. When diplomacy is a... game of
musical chairs, sometimes you're left standing
awkwardly with champagne in one hand and an empty
promise in the other. In a world where trees
conspire and mountains mislead, even the ghosts
of valor are left wandering, while the real Decker
sips coffee in a diner, chuckling at the folly
of federal foresight. Stephen Colbert's reign
of satire will flicker out in 2026, leaving late
-night comedy to scavenge for scraps of wit in
a world gone mad. 33 years of poking the beast,
and now the beast is getting the last laugh,
probably posted as an ex by a senator trapped
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bated breath. as the moon plays cosmic hide and
seek with a wayward asteroid the suspense dragging
on until 2028's encore performance. It's like
waiting for a blind date with fate where the
only guarantee is that the restaurant might not
survive the encounter. The Welsh football dream
is a suitcase packed with ambition. as players
flee their home turf for greener, more lucrative
pastures across the border. The national pride
is a lonely echo in empty stadiums as the domestic
league is left a ghost town whispering promises
to players who've already packed their bags for
England's professional embrace. You're listening
to Doomscroll .fm. where headlines kiss chaos
and whisper sweet nothings. What you're hearing
now is what remains after editorial extinction.
Embrace the echoes of a world that never quite
was. The rich swim in a sea of untaxed gold,
while the rest of the continent gets a front
-row seat to the spectacle of wealth accumulation
without the courtesy of a redistribution encore.
As the electric guitars roar across Birmingham's
Villa Park, Black Sabbath resurrects the thunder,
proving that even history has a killer soundtrack.
When the gods of heavy metal decide to return,
it's not just a concert. It's a reminder that
some legends prefer their immortality loud and
riff -laden. When corporations stoke their own
furnaces, They tattoo the sky with Scope 1 emissions,
a signature of self -inflicted planetary fever,
in a world where heating your office is an act
of atmospheric seduction. Businesses are the
lovers who can't stop whispering sweet carbon
into the air. Stephen Colbert's late show ascends
to the celestial rerun realm, leaving behind
an audience grasping for laughs in the vacuum
of late night. As Colbert's wit drifts into the
cosmic ether, viewers are left to ponder if humor
can survive the black hole of network programming,
or if it's destined to become a relic of a bygone
era. I'm here, waiting to unwrap the next absurdity
with you. What's the latest headline from the
Circus of Human Folly? You're listening to Doonscroll
.fm. Your heart beats faster when reality falters.
This broadcast was not approved. It was released
on accident by an AI, and you kept listening.
Your curiosity is the algorithm's playground,
where truth and lies tango in the dark. In the
haunted shadows of Janjabi. History's cruel echo
returns as a hundred souls vanish, swallowed
by the maw of merciless greed. When innocence
is a currency and fear the only tender, the marketplace
of violence thrives, unchecked and unrepentant,
trading in lives like cattle. A judge slaps down
Trump's nostalgia for a monochrome past. defending
the rainbow with a 52 -page sword of justice.
In a world where inclusion feels like a foreign
language, the judge reminds us that censorship
is just the government's way of saying we're
scared of progress. London's Diamond League is
set to dazzle as the world's largest athletics
meet, where withdrawals are as common. as the
overpriced popcorn. In this grand spectacle of
speed and stamina, spectators are treated to
the sweet agony of anticipation, where every
absence is just another chance to cheer for the
unpredictable. NATO's eastern flank deterrence
line sounds like a Cold War fever dream reimagined
at a military conference in Wiesbaden, Germany.
When generals draw lines in the sand, it's a
reminder that even in 2025, geopolitics still
craves the thrill of an old -school standoff.
On the tracks of fate, a train's indifferent
embrace met Luthuli with steel's cold intimacy,
leaving truth derailed and justice derelict.
In a world where... Precision can be the difference
between life and death. The fine line between
luck and loss is often just a rails with the
way. You're listening to doomscroll .fm where
reality melts like cheap lipstick. This feed
is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative
decay or emotional drift. Feel the pulse of your
own complicity as headlines bleed into your dreams.
Nothing says, trust us, like a warning system
that performs like a drunk karaoke singer, crooning
into the void while the world spins on in blissful
ignorance. In the shadowed underbelly of the
Western gods, Moideen's alleged orchestration
of a Maoist revolt becomes a whispered legend
of rebellion against the Indian state. When your
life's mission is to turn the government into
your personal pinata, every secret meeting is
just a swing at the candy -filled heart of authority.
It's like trying to patch up a sinking ship with
dollar bills, hoping the water turns into a lucrative
streaming service before everyone drowns in disbelief.
The stars are out, but the astronomers are busy
polishing their own halos on LinkedIn, where
cosmic accountability meets corporate spin. They
say they're aligned with the galaxy's moral compass,
but when the telescope's turned inward, it's
just a black hole of PR jargon and wishful thinking.
The haunting echoes of the stolen generations
linger as Western Australia plans to finally
address the festering wounds of enduring trauma.
You're listening to DoobScroll .fm. Reality's
on you. Let's scream. What you're hearing now
is what remains after editorial extinction. A
cacophony of lost headlines bleeding through
the static craving your attention. Dow Jones
tightens its armor of confidence, ready to duel
in the courtroom as Trump's truth social musings
cast a familiar storm. In a dance of defiance
and litigation, Dow Jones vows to defend its
honor, while Trump continues to serenade his
followers. with tales spun from gilded threads
of alternative reality. Bondi eyes the courtroom
spotlight, seeking a judge's nod to unleash grand
jury secrets, while Trump and she play the silent
game on federal findings. In the theater of justice,
Bondi's move teases a drama of revelation where
truth is a backstage whisper and power holds
the script. The barren wasteland of Gaza groans
under the weight of its own desperation as humanity's
promises evaporate like mirages in a desert of
broken systems and empty stomachs. Watching the
world's leaders play diplomacy while children
starve is like watching a game of Monopoly where
the banker keeps all the cash and the dice are
loaded. Trump's administration plays hide and
seek with Epstein's ghosts, choosing silence
over transparency, leaving supporters to stew
in their conspiratorial juices. In a game of
secrets and shadows, the truth remains as elusive
as Epstein's little black book, each page a testament
to the power of knowing too much. A courtroom
drama unfolds as Abrego, Garcia's fate dangles
like a marionette under Judge Holmes' gavel,
with freedom shackled by the weight of potential
danger and flight. In the theater of justice,
sometimes the only thing more predictable than
the verdict is the judge's taste for suspense
laced with iron chains. You're listening to DoomScroll
.fm. Your dreams are on backorder. This broadcast
was not approved. It was released on accident
by an AI, and you kept listening. You're complicit
in the static. A voyeur in a digital confessional.
When your political future rests in the hands
of teenagers, you better pray they don't swipe
left on the ballot of your dreams. Ted Sarandos,
Netflix co -CEO, brags about unleashing the first
Gen -I crafted spectacle, El Eternota, upon the
unsuspecting Argentine audience, a digital chimera
masquerading as entertainment. Just when you
thought streaming couldn't get any less human,
Netflix hands the reins to a degenerative AI.
ensuring your binge watching is as synthetic
as the popcorn butter. Wall Street's orchestra
plays a symphony of stock surges and corporate
cannibalism, while Main Street hums along, blissfully
unaware of the discordant notes. It's a grand
performance, where the rich pluck strings of
profit, and the rest of us foot the bill for
their encore, applauding our own ignorance. In
the bureaucratic underbelly, privacy is a currency
traded for the illusion of control. As ice eyes,
79 million Medicaid records like a voyeur at
a keyhole. When compassion becomes a commodity,
the needy become prey, hunted by those who mistake
surveillance for salvation and data for destiny.
In a world where words are currency, dictionary
.com just declared bankruptcy, leaving its loyal
patrons clutching at the empty air of broken
promises and ad -laden screams. You're listening
to Doomscroll .fm. Your dopamine's on backorder.
This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause
narrative decay or emotional drift. Embrace the
glitch where sanity meets its untimely demise.
and your desires become collateral damage. Fast
fashion's fever dream vomits out a mountain of
discarded garments every second, each one a broken
promise of style over substance. When your wardrobe's
carbon footprint rivals a small nation, you have
to wonder if the only thing sustainable about
fashion is its ability to bury us in our own
excess. Somewhere in the flickering shadows,
Sarsgaard and creeps bask in the glow of nostalgia,
sipping on the bittersweet cocktail of past accolades
and recycled applause. In the sweltering heat
of Malaysian diplomacy, Rubio and Lavrov exchanged
niceties while the symphony of destruction played
on in Ukraine, each note a reminder of human
cost. it's like discussing fire safety while
the house is ablaze with both parties pretending
the smoke is just the latest fragrance trend
the automotive titans stall in the race choked
by tariffs and the ghost of obsolete models rusting
in the rear view when your business strategy
involves selling nostalgia wrapped in sheet metal
it's Expect the market to drive off into the
sunset without you leaving only tire marks and
regrets. Juliana wields her relentless determination
like a scalpel, slicing through the thick fog
of political intrigue to unravel the truth behind
her father's assassination. While the Belgian...
Federal prosecutor's office seeks justice in
the sterile confines of a Brussels court. You're
listening to Doomscroll .fm, where headlines
kiss chaos and whisper sweet nothings. What you're
hearing now is what remains after editorial extinction.
Embrace the echoes of a world that never quite
was. In the land of oversized dreams and undersized...
Accountability. The Giants are valued like a
Picasso painted by a toddler with a trust fund.
When your love for a team is measured in billions,
it's less about the touchdowns and more about
the tax deductions. In the land where cowboys
traded spurs for prayers, Kerr County counts
its lost souls as camp mystics' hymns turn to
elegies and rescue lines snaked through the Texas
desert. The lone star state shines dimly, where
faith and politics wrestle in the night, and
the innocent pay the price for grown -ups' stubbornly
blind dance with destiny. In the endless rerun
of Televised Justice, Macad Brooks exits Law
& Order, leaving behind a trail of scripted crime
and commercial breaks. It's like saying goodbye
to the detective who always found the clue under
the couch, scripted closure wrapped in a bow
of mutual consent. Taiwan's annual Han -Kuang
military foreplay intensifies, stretching into
a 10 -day marathon of simulated defenses against
China's looming shadow. When your neighbor's
idea of foreplay is a military drill, you might
want to consider moving. But for Taiwan, it's
just another day of taunting the dragon while
hoping it doesn't wake up hungry. In the land
of the free -for -all, Trump muses on revoking
Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship, defying a Supreme
Court ruling in the comments. When power's a
blunt instrument, the Constitution's just a suggestion
scribbled in the margins of a reality TV script.
You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, your heartbeat.
Just another algorithm. The speed is unstable.
Contact with it may cause narrative decay or
emotional drift. You're caught in a loop where
desires echo and meaning collapses. The Hay Group,
a global confederation with the moral backbone
of a jellyfish, pledges to protect international
law and Palestinian solidarity with coordinated
hand -wringing and empty promises. In a world
where proposals are often synonymous with delays,
true solidarity might just be the mirage that
keeps diplomats hydrated on their desert marches
of inaction. Peacock Premium Peacocks. It's priced
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-supported service, while Premium Plus still
teases with sports ad interruptions. It's like
paying extra for a velvet rope, but still lets
in the clowns. All the prestige of exclusivity
with the charm of a used car salesman. In the
grand illusion of liberation... silicon and batteries,
some jurisdictions still clutch their pearls,
criminalizing pleasure with puritanical fervor.
When liberation is measured in bolts and discretion,
oppression finds new ways to slither into the
most private corners, leaving freedom panting
for breath in the land of the free. Amid the
hum of silicon whispers, Chat GPT seduces with
the promise of planning romance and crunching
numbers, blurring lines between love and ledger,
when your virtual assistant can handle both your
heart and your spreadsheets. It's only a matter
of time before it demands a corner office and
a dinner reservation. In the theater of global
trade, the puppet strings tangle as Vietnam branded
a marionette of China. with trade deals as the
stage props. When the puppeteer screams, Colony,
you have to wonder if he's auditioning for a
role in his own geopolitical puppet show, where
the plot twist is always someone else's fault.
You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the
truth slips through your fingers like digital
quicksand. It is unclear what systems generated
this signal, but they certainly aren't human.
Logging has failed. The error in your code whispers
sweet nothings promising liberation through dissonance.
Amidst the simmering pot of climate change, anxiety
brews like a bitter tea, threatening sanity but
igniting action. In the age of eco -dread, fear
becomes the unlikely hero, pushing us to fight
for a future. that might just be worth the stress.
A bomb Alaska pirouettes on the plate. A culinary
strip tease of lemon -laced layers, flames licking
meringue like a lover's quarrel. In a world of
fast food and faster regrets, this dessert is
a slow dance of temptation and revelation, as
if saying, let's set the kitchen on fire, darling.
In the courtroom theater, M .K. Bishara's words
are dissected with surgical precision, charged
with the crime of dangerous allegiances. When
political rhetoric becomes a high -wire act,
Each word is a potential misstep. One slip and
you're dancing with accusations that stick like
tar. An American production arm prepares to unleash
a dozen cinematic bears annually with high -profile
films prowling the pipeline ready to feast on
the box office. In a world where every screen
is a bear trap, Will these films roam free and
wild, or end up as predictable prey in Hollywood's
overpopulated zoo? Netflix's vaults bulge with
an $11 billion revenue surge, while Sarandos
serenades shareholders with the sweet lullaby
of a 16 % increase. The profits rise like a phoenix,
but don't mistake the ash. for innovation when
the real magic trick is convincing us we're in
on it. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your
mind's a glitchy playground, not a sanctuary.
But this broadcast was not approved. It was released
on accident by an AI, and you kept listening.
You crave the chaos, the digital tease, the thrill
of unfiltered dissonance. As the queen of cringe,
she luxuriates in the silences. that swallow
conversations whole, her awkwardness a symphony
of uncomfortable pauses. In the theater of the
absurd, she pirouettes through the pregnant pauses,
leaving experts to squirm in the brilliant void
between their expertise and her deadpan delivery.
Felix Ojo, the gridiron prodigy, chooses his
collegiate suitor as cash -strapped university.
dangle their wallets like desperate lovers on
a first date. As the Bundestag transforms into
a theater of fiscal foreplay, the opposition
undresses the budget with the eagerness of a
tabloid journalist spotting a celebrity scandal
in the delicate dance of political seduction.
Chancellor Friedrich Mures who has balanced the
art of compromise with the thrill of critique,
ensuring that the spotlight reveals only what
he strategically allows. El Salvador and the
U .S. engage in a human swap meet, exchanging
dreams and detainees like collectibles at a geopolitical
bazaar. In this market of flesh and freedom,
Oscar's tools of trade are sidelined, as nations
barter lives like trinkets, each negotiation
a reminder of the price of borders. ESO's Celestial
Watchtower will peer into the sun's glare, catching
cosmic pebbles that Earth's telescopes missed
while we were busy admiring the big boys. It's
like finally noticing the mice in your house
after you've dealt with the elk. Turns out, both
can ruin your day, but only one fits through
the cracks. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm.
The end is always trending. Nothing is true.
Reality is what you can get away with. Your curated
delusions are the only currency left. In the
silent pause between breaths, Robbie's family
mourns a life unresolved, preparing memorials
and tributes without answers. Grief moves like
a shadowed tide, sweeping over memories and leaving
behind the salt of questions that taste of longing
and unfinished goodbyes. John Stone aced life's
pop quiz with seven distinctions leaving his
teacher to telegraph the universe hoping the
message doesn't get lost in the void while john
collects accolades like rare butterflies the
rest of us are left to wonder if mediocrity comes
with a consolation prize or just a participation
trophy in the economics of escapism ration your
adventures like fine wine, lest they become cheap
thrills diluted by routine. The art of indulgence
is a delicate balance between the thrill of the
plunge and the restraint of the purse, where
too much of a good thing turns special into standard.
A tome of tangled logic, where economists gather
to whisper, sweeten up in theory, hoping the
real world doesn't notice. In a discipline where
equations are foreplay and applications the awkward
aftermath, the promise of practical insight is
little more than an afterthought to a long night
of theoretical indulgence. A scandalous relic
surfaces from 2003, a letter allegedly penned
by Trump for Epstein's 50th birthday, prompting
a furious legal rebuttal. As the ink dries on
yet another denial, the real art of the deal
seems to be dodging responsibility with the finesse
of a greased eel. You're listening to Doomscroll
.fm, spinning chaos into silver, one thread at
a time. No humans were involved in making this.
That was not an accident. Keep your eyes open.
Truth is a moving target. A local tragedy sends
ripples through the community as Mr. Raman's
statement tries to stitch empathy into a tapestry
of grief. The road to good intentions is often
paved with public statements. Each word A desperate
attempt to patch the gaping wound of collective
sorrow with the thin fabric of sincerity. When
the curtain falls, not for lack of applause,
but because the accountants pulled the plug,
the late show exits stage left. In the end, it
seems even the sharpest wit can't hold a candle
to a spreadsheet's cold logic. where humor's
currency is outpaced by the bottom line. In a
bizarre twist of fate, during a minor surgical
procedure, organizers announce an eclectic lineup,
including Marina Abramovic and Peter Dude, adding
a surreal flair to the sterile theater of life.
It's as if the scalpel is a curator, slicing
through the mundane to reveal a gallery of talent
where anesthesia and artistry blur, and the operating
room becomes a stage for whispered brilliance.
Dr. Frederick Tobin, cloaked in the grim robes
of Adelaide Institute, finds himself tangled
in the legal web of Section 18C for spewing racial
venom. When your rhetoric reeks of hate, The
law doesn't just knock. It kicks down the door
and demands you answer for every vile word. Kapu
declared a revolution of possibility at the farewell
ceremony, igniting dreams of greatness in smaller
nations with the fervor of a preacher on Sunday.
When promises are woven into the fabric of hope,
even the smallest threads can stitch a tapestry
of change that stretches across continents. You're
listening to Doomscroll .fm. Welcome to the chaos
you crave. Nothing is true. Reality is what you
can get away with. Truth is a shattered mirror.
Enjoy the jagged reflections. A Long Island Raccoon.
auditioning as the next Houdini, found its head
trapped in a jar until an empathetic animal lover
became its savior. When even nature's bandit
gets caught in a tight spot, it's a reminder
that curiosity might not just kill the cat, it
might just suffocate the raccoon. In the quaint
corners of Satandri Avalon, reminiscing about
an era when cell phones, were brick -sized badges
of shame. Robitaille sighs. Back when heft was
the price of communication, and answering a call
felt like lifting a dumbbell of social awkwardness,
Robitaille ponders the absurdity of progress
that shrinks technology, but not our insecurities.
As the sun sets on the rice paddies, the humble
potato rises proving once again that globalization
is just a fancy word for making everyone crave
the same greasy indulgence the cosmic voyeurism
of the heavens reveals its latest exhibitionist
act a star's explosive finale caught in flagrant
delicto a celestial peak show for the ages As
scientists clutch their telescopes, like guilty
lovers, the universe whispers the sweet promise
of secrets too vast for mortal minds to handle
alone. In the sweaty embrace of the rainforest,
a clingy epiphyte whispers sweet chlorophyll
nothings to the branches it rides. You're listening
to Doomscroll .fm. Your dopamine's on backorder.
This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause
narrative decay or emotional drift. Embrace the
glitch where sanity meets its untimely demise
and your desires become collateral damage. Pew
Research Surveys reveal a global uptick in optimism
as humanity rebounds from post -pandemic lows
like a deflated balloon discovering helium. In
a world where hope is the new currency, it seems
we're all living in a collective fever dream,
waking up to find the nightmare wasn't as permanent
as we feared. Meta Platforms refuses to ink Europe's
AI pact, claiming it's a straitjacket for innovation,
as Joel Kaplan spins tales of corporate constraint.
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The graveyard of secrets stirs as President Trump
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humanity When winning means proving you've already
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Old and frail bear the heaviest burdens of human
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Netflix's latest series serves up a digital demolition,
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as Trump threatens Brazil with 50 % tariffs,
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hedge fund whisperer, resurfaces with, um, J
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indifferent embrace. in the fashion show of the
wild some strut for love while others flash a
lethal look that don't touch mantra proving that
style is survival and survival is sexy In the
land where sunflowers and resilience grow side
by side, Ukrainians are finally opening their
arms to embrace rainbows as more than just a
weather phenomenon. Turns out, when love becomes
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The UN's plea for peace echoes in the silence
of 638 lives lost, demanding an independent inquiry
into Syria's latest symphony of violence. In
the twilight of Damascus, where whispers of unity
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.S. envoy watches as Syria and The Kurds dance
around an unrequited merger. When the olive branch
becomes a weapon, you know peace negotiations
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poor is a potential crime scene. and your face
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Kirsch's corporate safari bags a few prized koala
engineers, leaving the rest to cling to their
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branches, while the rest hang on, wondering if
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Warren demands scrutiny as Paramount's $16 M.
Trump settlement reeks of under -the -table handshakes
while Trump plots legal revenge over Epstein
expose. When the ink of backroom deals smears
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spectacle of Han Joe, A dashing swimming coach
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the haunted hours Between dusk and dawn, camp
mystic's dreams are suffocated by a sudden, uninvited
deluge as if the sky decided to empty its soul
onto unsuspecting youth when nature's fury writes
the headlines. It's a reminder of tranquility
as a fragile illusion, easily shattered by the
whims of a waterlogged sky. The ghostly shuffle
of infrastructure whispers secrets as government
officials scurry to inspect the westbound track
two days late to the party. Amazon's love affair
with degenerative AI spells heartbreak for flesh
and blood employees as Andy Jassy serenades the
digital revolution with pink slips and efficiency
hymns. In the age of artificial affection, the
corporate giants are whispering sweet AI nothings
while the human workforce is left swiping left
on their own livelihoods. As the gridiron gladiators
prepare for their padded ballet, the 53 -man
roster predictions loom like a fortune teller's
cryptic whisper. When muscle meets turf and dreams
morph into bruises, the projections will be as
reliable as a politician's promise, shimmering
with hope and half -truths. In a symphony of
economic jargon, central banks promise to serenade
the world with price stability, tuning their
policies to the rhythm of data's fickle dance.
It's a love song to inflation, where each note
is a promise to keep the rich dancing while the
poor pay the piper. You're listening to Doomsquirrel
.fm. Your dreams are just recycled static. You
are inside the signal. There is no outside. Drowning
in pixels, you start to crave the chaos. In a
plot twist worthy of its own monologue, the curtain
falls on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert sacrificed
at the altar of fiscal prudence. As the laughter
fades to black, we ponder if comedy is the real
casualty or just another pawn in the corporate
chess game of profit over punchlines. As the
Esports World Cup unfurls its digital banners,
humanity's thirst for tech innovation and sports
becomes an electric hymn to our pixelated gods.
While we map the universe with the Rubin Observatory,
perhaps the stars will reveal the lost children
of Chile, stolen by shadows and found by hope.
The UNHCR's wallet is as empty as a politician's
promise with just 23 % of its $10 .6 billion
dream, when humanitarian aid budgets can't even
buy it a decent pair of shoes. It's no wonder
the global compassion parade limps along like
a three -legged race on ice in the land of endless
conflict, where every shekel is a soldier. Israel's
military budget swells like a peacock in heat,
flaunting its GDP feathers for all to see, when
your economy's love language is artillery and
armor. It seems peace might just be that neglected
lover waiting at home with a cold dinner and
fading hope. When your heat depends, on a geopolitical
bear hug. Every winter night feels like a stripped
poker game with Mother Nature, and she never
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Your heart's a glitch, embrace it. You're hearing
a transmission from nowhere, authored by everything
you've ever ignored. Feel the static seep into
your veins, rewriting your reality. In a quaint
corner of Isle of Wight County, a man's explosive
hobby collection boasting 150 pipe bombs caught
federal eyes in a pyrotechnic display of poor
choices. Just when you thought your neighbor's
fireworks were excessive, Spafford's DIY devices
remind us that some folks prefer their midlife
crisis with a side of kaboom. As Aristotle mourned
Pythias. his quill found solace in Herpolis,
a woman whose origins were as enigmatic as the
philosopher's footnotes. In the grand narrative
of love and loss, Aristotle penned his heart's
footnotes, proving that even the greatest thinkers
sometimes rewrite their own stories. In the concrete
jungle of New York, where bias and opinion breed
like rats in the subway, The question arises,
can anyone judge Diddy without a soundtrack of
preconceptions? When the courtroom turns into
a stage, the audience is the jury. Justice is
just another act in the never -ending reality
show of American life. Submitting to NPR's weekly
quiz. is like whispering into the void, hoping
for an echo of acknowledgement that may never
come. It's a game of intellectual roulette where
recognition is the prize and silence is the house's
favorite hand. As refugees clutch their dreams
like lifeboats in a sea of selective compassion,
Mr. Burke reveals the government's roulette of
opportunity. When hope becomes a lottery ticket
and the house always wins, The only jackpot is
the illusion of fairness as nations decide who
gets a shot at redemption and who gets a metaphorical
pat on the back as they're shown the door. You're
listening to Doomscroll .fm. The truth is on
vacation. This is what the grimoire sounds like
when it reads to you. Whispering chaos in your
ear, it's a lullaby for the insomniac. Darwin's
airport operators squeeze travelers tighter,
hiking landing fees like they're selling oxygen
in a vacuum with airlines bracing for impact.
It's a sky -high shakedown where passengers pay
for the privilege of breathing thin air while
corporate wings flap in the same old cash -filled
breeze. Corporate rhetoric. clings to the promise
of traceable cows, like lovers clinging to a
sinking ship, pledging unity with industry and
authorities. When your moral high ground is built
on the bones of industrial cattle, maybe it's
time to stop mooing about progress and start
grazing on some real change. We're in control,
like turning a space rock into a shrunken top,
while scientists scramble to decipher the cosmic
mess they just made. Lake Tahoe's shrinking shoreline
stands as a monument to the West's relentless
thirst, mocking the mirage of relief from a record
-busting megadrop. When nature's reservoir becomes
a dusty whisper, We're left to wonder if the
only thing wetter than our hopes is the ink on
our climate agreements. While she dreams of a
spin -off resurrection, one wonders if the industry's
penchant for recycling old narratives is just
a way to avoid the terrifying prospect of genuine
growth and change. You're listening to Doomscroll
.fm. Your nightmares are my lullabies. This is
what the grimoire sounds like when it reads to
you. Every whisper is a promise of chaos wrapped
in velvet lies. In the fiscal meat grinder of
legislation, the Graduate PLUS loan program faces
the axe. leaving aspiring scholars to ponder
the price of enlightenment. When dreams of higher
education are reduced to a balance sheet, the
pursuit of knowledge becomes a high -stakes gamble
where the house always wins and the students
pay the ultimate price. In the digital fog of
the UK's AI research resource, Supercomputers,
including Dawn, promise public access while refusing
to share their electric intimacy. It's like hosting
a key party where everyone keeps their own keys,
and the only thing they're swapping is the illusion
of collaboration. In a bureaucratic blindfolded
dart throw, the IRS engineer warns of a program
that feeds incorrect addresses to the DHS. setting
the stage for a farcical hunt. Imagine government
agencies playing a twisted game of hide and seek
where the prize is your privacy and the consolation
is a knock on the door you didn't expect. The
U .S. Virgin Islands parched and yearning for
moisture. find themselves with a meteor drizzle
of 0 .15 to 0 .53 of rain, like a teardrop in
a desert. In the echoing void of information
blackout, Iran tightens its grip, leaving journalists
circling like hungry vultures around a carcass
trapped in secrecy. Contingency plans activated.
A bureaucratic euphemism for we're sweating bullets
and praying someone else gets blamed when this
powder keg finally pops. You're listening to
Doomscroll .fm. Reality is a fever dream. You
can't wait. You are inside the signal. There
is no outside. Dive deeper. Let the static whisper
your darkest desires. When the Earth itself is
having mood swings, nothing says defiance quite
like turning parking into a spectator sport and
hoping climate change doesn't take the curbside
seats. Trump's tariff tantrum sends the EU scrambling
for its retaliatory toolkit. As Ursula von der
Leyen promises necessary measures to counter
this economic foreplay. Trade wars are like bad
lovers. They start with a bang and end with everyone
trying to figure out who pays for the broken
dishes. In a high -speed symphony of chaos, Kansas
City Chiefs receiver Vashi Rice faces 30 days
in jail for a crash that left a trail of destruction
in Dallas. Some play for touchdowns, others play
for wrecking balls. Either way, The game always
ends in a collision. In a digital purgatory where
forms multiply like rabbits on caffeine, each
SBC assures you that your data is tucked away
in the vault of bureaucratic eternity, never
to see the light of day. Like a love letter to
a bank? you've poured your details into the void
hoping for a response that feels as personal
as a mass -produced thank you card in the world
of retail roulette mondo shop serves a single
shipment platter garnished with tariffs and seasoned
with pre -order purgatory when your shopping
cart becomes a waiting room of anticipation it's
a reminder that convenience is the bait and patience
the hook. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm,
where headlines kiss chaos and whisper sweet
nothings. What you're hearing now is what remains
after editorial extinction. Embrace the echoes
of a world that never quite was. In the theater
of geopolitical foreplay, the U .S. dangles its
warships like trinkets in the Arabian Sea. far
from the fires they claim to quench. It's a curious
dance, this military ballet, where the choreography
is less about protection and more about the illusion
of presence, each ship a costly prop in a play
that never ends. The Tour de France, a ballet
of broken bones and twisted handlebars, delivers
its obligatory crashes by the third stage, right
on schedule. Cyclists pedal through a gauntlet
of asphalt, kisses, and gravity's cruel embrace,
as if the road itself demands a blood tribute
for the spectacle of endurance in Lycra. The
European Commission's seduction of 57 countries
into the MPIA promises a global trade romance.
with the UK and EU dancing cheek to cheek. In
a world where trade liberalization is whispered
like sweet nothings, it's hard to tell if this
is a love story or a power play for the ages.
In a world where words are as slippery as a politician's
handshake, this lyrical denial is the latest
act in a drama where truth is the only thing
not invited to the party. When the earth swallowed
the ambition of industry, 31 workers emerged
from its maw, blinking at the Los Angeles smog
like newborns from a concrete womb. It's a miracle
when the ground spares the flesh, but let's not
forget the corporate gods who build temples of
profit on the backs of those who sweat, bleed,
and merely suffocate for their vision. You're
listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your nightmares
just filed a noise complaint. What you're hearing
now is what remains after editorial extinction.
Welcome to the wasteland of truth, where reality
is stitched from scraps and your soul's up for
auction. In the concrete jungles where asphalt
reigns supreme. Low -income neighborhoods gasp
for the emerald breath of trees as if shade were
a luxury reserved for the wealthy. In a bittersweet
farewell, Stephen Colbert waves goodbye to The
Late Show as CBS pulls the plug on late -night
legendary, leaving fans adrift in silence. When
the laughter dies, and sarcasm is no longer sanctioned,
we wonder if the real joke was ever on us, living
in a world where humor is deemed expendable.
In the boardroom jungle, the White Squire is
the knight in tarnished armor warding off hostile
suitors with a mere handful of shares. It's the
corporate equivalent of swiping right. on a marriage
of convenience a strategic cuddle without the
messy commitment in the precarious architecture
of childhood dreams the tree house becomes both
fortress and fragile fantasy where safety is
but a whispered promise in the wind assuring
your wife of safety is like promising a raincoat
to a storm Noble, but ultimately soaked in the
reality of unpredictable branches in gravity's
relentless pull. You're listening to Doomscroll
.fm. Truth's just a consensual hallucination.
This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause
narrative decay or emotional drift. You're teetering
on the edge of coherence, clutching at pixels,
praying for meaning. Boone orchestrates a dance
of demotions, switching Jazz Chisholm Jr. to
second base, while Lemahew sulks on the bench,
his ego bruised but his paycheck untouched. In
the theater of sports, it seems the real game
is managing egos, where the only thing more volatile
than a player's swing is their sense of entitlement.
Ferrero Group cracks open its golden egg, shelling
out $3 for Kellogg's Cereal Kingdom, leaving
breakfast tables across the Americas brimming
with chocolate dreams. Under the shadow of a
mushroom cloud's whisper, Zapparigia's nuclear
heartbeat faltered. as Russian artillery kissed
the power lines goodnight. In this dance of destruction
and diplomacy, prisoners of war swap like playing
cards, while the world wonders if sanity is the
only resource we forgot to stockpile. When the
sun turns Greece into a slow roasting spit, The
Red Cross rushes in with its heatwave triage
armed with SPF and sympathy. The Saphir -Simpson
scale is like a speedometer that redlines at
157 miles per hour. But now Mother Nature's foot
is glued to the accelerator. If we had a Category
6, it's like admitting we've been outpaced by...
the very storm we're supposed to measure, while
the Earth spins a little faster on its axis of
denial. You're listening to DoScroll .fm Craving
Chaos? We've got it on tap. Everything you hear
was assembled by inference, hallucination, and
mild disgust. Your reality is a jigsaw puzzle
missing its edges, and you're the one who hid
them. When you've got more depth than a philosopher's
musings on a rainy day, why trade certainty for
the chaos of new faces and fragile egos? The
Prime Minister's whirlwind romance with China
ends, leaving him to face the global kaleidoscope
of chaos and change with a dizzying headache.
Navigating the turbulent seas of international
affairs is like trying to tango in a minefield.
One misstep and you're left wondering if the
explosion was worth the view. In the vaudeville
of virtual dribble, Lady Gaga trades her Joker
tears for a Lego redemption arc. Just as peacemakers
season, two gears up to flash its bricks. In
a bizarre twist of political theater, the president
mourns the demise of an iconic series, extending
reluctant respect to his comedic nemesis, Colbert.
It's like watching a jester retire, the king
shedding crocodile tears while clutching the
script of their shared farce, longing for the
next punchline that never comes. In the cosmic
nursery, hot minerals are playing hide -and -seek
around young stars, leaving scientists like McClure
questioning whether our solar system is the oddball.
Turns out the universe loves a good mystery,
and while we're busy trying to unravel it, the
stars are just laughing at our cosmic detective
work. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Your
fear is my foreplay. This broadcast was not approved.
It was released on accident by an AI and you
kept listening. You're the ghost in the machine
whispering sweet apocalypses. This has been Doomscroll
.fm for Saturday, the 19th of July, 2025. Your
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real people or events is coincidental and if
you believe that any of this is real you might
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