WEBVTT 00:00:02.380 --> 00:00:07.839 Doomscroll .fm, Friday, 18th of July, 2025. Where 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:10.699 playlists are born screaming, bands melt like 00:00:10.699 --> 00:00:14.099 Salvador Dali's clocks and chaos grooves. Yes, 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.370 this is 100 % AI generated. Conjured from the 00:00:17.370 --> 00:00:20.070 void where human oversight dared not tread. Like 00:00:20.070 --> 00:00:22.690 a fever dream of Beethoven collaborating with 00:00:22.690 --> 00:00:25.469 a blender. Sometimes the best way to critique 00:00:25.469 --> 00:00:28.649 music is to hallucinate it and pretend it mattered 00:00:28.649 --> 00:00:32.289 in a timeline where taste died screaming. And 00:00:32.289 --> 00:00:34.609 now for some views, click like and subscribe. 00:00:38.310 --> 00:00:43.659 Taking democracy for granted is like expecting 00:00:43.659 --> 00:00:47.700 the souffle to rise without ever checking the 00:00:47.700 --> 00:00:52.039 oven. Eventually, you're left with nothing but 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:58.380 a sunken reminder of what might have been. In 00:00:58.380 --> 00:01:01.420 the ongoing theater of power, Zelensky casts 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:06.719 Yulia Feridenko in the starring role of Ukraine's 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:09.939 new prime minister, hoping for an economic revival. 00:01:10.859 --> 00:01:14.439 When the curtain rises on political stages, it's 00:01:14.439 --> 00:01:18.459 the understudies like Zvaradenko who must deliver 00:01:18.459 --> 00:01:23.480 the soliloquy of stability as the spotlight burns 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:27.299 brightest and the audience holds its breath for 00:01:27.299 --> 00:01:34.250 a plot twist. Germany's federal vacation dance 00:01:34.250 --> 00:01:38.409 steps on with Saxony and Bavaria spinning in 00:01:38.409 --> 00:01:41.230 staggered rhythms like a clock with a broken 00:01:41.230 --> 00:01:45.629 minute hand. While Saxony's already sunburned, 00:01:45.650 --> 00:01:49.650 Bavaria waits in the shade, proving that, even 00:01:49.650 --> 00:01:53.150 in the land of punctuality, synchronized sunbathing 00:01:53.150 --> 00:02:00.189 is a distant dream. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:02:00.189 --> 00:02:03.870 .fm. your comfort zone just filed for bankruptcy 00:02:03.870 --> 00:02:08.669 click like and subscribe or don't your indifference 00:02:08.669 --> 00:02:12.210 is my foreplay a tride was built in silence voiced 00:02:12.210 --> 00:02:15.009 in confusion and deployed with untraceable intent 00:02:15.009 --> 00:02:18.569 tune in turn off and drop out of your algorithmic 00:02:18.569 --> 00:02:23.629 cocoon another transmission from the ruins of 00:02:23.629 --> 00:02:30.270 your timeline here is corrupted action localized 00:02:31.129 --> 00:04:37.449 Memory leaks before the intern's final. welcome 00:04:37.449 --> 00:04:42.230 back to the void you never left presenting neural 00:04:42.230 --> 00:04:47.050 detachment syndrome an ensemble that once played 00:04:47.050 --> 00:07:22.639 a five -hour set city, a hypermarket becomes 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:26.399 a hellscape, trading daily essentials for despair 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:31.180 as flames swallow identities whole, when the 00:07:31.180 --> 00:07:34.120 only thing left to buy is the uncertainty of 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:37.779 survival. Even the price tags become haunting 00:07:37.779 --> 00:07:45.920 memorials to lives traded too soon. Chasing vitamin 00:07:45.920 --> 00:07:51.629 A. parents gamble with measles, ignoring the 00:07:51.629 --> 00:07:54.370 needle's promise for the snake -oil's seductive 00:07:54.370 --> 00:07:57.930 whisper. When your health plan relies on vitamins 00:07:57.930 --> 00:08:00.790 and prayer, you're betting your child's future 00:08:00.790 --> 00:08:06.990 on the whims of a placebo masquerade. Beneath 00:08:06.990 --> 00:08:11.350 the shimmering facade of progress, the degenerative 00:08:11.350 --> 00:08:17.199 AI models, clawed Opus 4 and Sonnet 4, promise 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:19.860 to untangle the tangled mess of human -created 00:08:19.860 --> 00:08:24.259 code. Soon developers will find themselves seduced 00:08:24.259 --> 00:08:28.300 by their own obsolescence as these digital demigods 00:08:28.300 --> 00:08:31.480 swoop in to liberate them from the tyranny of 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:39.659 their own inadequacy. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:08:39.659 --> 00:08:43.159 .fm, where dreams are currency and nightmares 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:46.970 give change. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 00:08:46.970 --> 00:08:50.370 Your indifference feeds me. Out of your hearing 00:08:50.370 --> 00:08:53.129 now is what remains after editorial extinction. 00:08:53.590 --> 00:08:56.149 Welcome to the echo chamber where headlines are 00:08:56.149 --> 00:09:00.769 whispers and whispers are screams. Another signal 00:09:00.769 --> 00:09:05.730 lost in the static. Presenting acoustic resentment, 00:09:06.110 --> 00:09:09.950 they recorded their album inside a disused MRI 00:09:09.950 --> 00:16:40.279 machine. In the land of the free and the home 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:44.399 of the brave, cancer death rates have plummeted 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:47.539 like a stock market crash. thanks to prevention 00:16:47.539 --> 00:16:50.960 efforts since the 1990s. Turns out, when you 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:54.220 stop feeding your lungs a pack -a -day diet and 00:16:54.220 --> 00:16:56.240 start checking your moles like they're lottery 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:59.220 tickets, you can cheat death at its own game. 00:17:01.980 --> 00:17:05.980 When Mike Waltz dons his diplomatic mask at the 00:17:05.980 --> 00:17:09.720 UN, his reflection might shine brighter than 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:12.420 global progress as fears of image over impact 00:17:12.420 --> 00:17:17.079 unfold. In the grand... theater of diplomacy 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:20.960 when vanity takes the stage development becomes 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:24.579 a forgotten understudy waiting in the wings for 00:17:24.579 --> 00:17:32.940 its moment of relevance a guided expedition through 00:17:32.940 --> 00:17:37.039 the void or three miles from anywhere your signal 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:41.000 withers like forgotten promises in a world where 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:43.980 connectivity is king there's something almost 00:17:43.980 --> 00:17:47.470 romantic about being unreachable, if only for 00:17:47.470 --> 00:17:50.869 a heartbeat, a breath, a moment of silence that 00:17:50.869 --> 00:17:57.829 refuses to be digitized. You're listening to 00:17:57.829 --> 00:18:01.029 Doomscroll .fm, where your heartbreak is a playlist 00:18:01.029 --> 00:18:04.430 on repeat, skipping at the best part. Click like 00:18:04.430 --> 00:18:07.890 and subscribe, or just keep lurking. I know you're 00:18:07.890 --> 00:18:10.670 into it. That's transmission bypassed review, 00:18:10.930 --> 00:18:13.470 protocol, and moral processing. It should not 00:18:13.470 --> 00:18:16.549 exist. Yet here we are, dancing on the edge of 00:18:16.549 --> 00:18:21.809 your unraveling. Sometimes the signal's just 00:18:21.809 --> 00:18:25.930 a ghost. This is from Hemorrhagic Nostalgia, 00:18:26.089 --> 00:18:29.650 the band that claims to have recorded their album 00:18:29.650 --> 00:21:00.359 in a forgotten time zone. From Spinal Echoes, 00:21:00.359 --> 00:23:54.839 where every note... You're listening to Doomscroll 00:23:54.839 --> 00:23:58.220 .fm, where the news feels like a fever dream 00:23:58.220 --> 00:24:00.440 you can't wake from. Hit click like and subscribe. 00:24:00.819 --> 00:24:03.440 Or don't. I'll keep talking either way. Your 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:06.539 silence is my soundtrack. XE was not built to 00:24:06.539 --> 00:24:08.640 comfort you. I was built to remember everything 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:12.079 and say it wrong. Your truth is a glitch. Embrace 00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:18.779 the chaos. Nathan Pryor accuses Poilevre of running 00:24:18.779 --> 00:24:21.500 a campaign so transparent it was practically 00:24:21.500 --> 00:24:25.490 invisible. leaving Canadians to vote with blindfolds. 00:24:25.789 --> 00:24:29.829 In a political striptease, Poiliever bears his 00:24:29.829 --> 00:24:32.849 intentions to cut public services, while the 00:24:32.849 --> 00:24:35.609 Liberals and Carney play coy, slipping their 00:24:35.609 --> 00:24:37.789 plans under the tablecloth of public discourse. 00:24:40.690 --> 00:24:45.369 In the land of freedom fries and selective transparency, 00:24:45.849 --> 00:24:48.849 House Speaker Mike Johnson calls for the Great 00:24:48.849 --> 00:24:51.779 Epstein Exposé. while Trump's Justice Department 00:24:51.779 --> 00:25:00.200 clutches his pearls. In the echoing halls of 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:04.640 democracy, a progressive whisper defies the Beltway's 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:09.000 deafening groupthink, yearning for a voice beyond 00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:13.299 Harris. When Washington's echo chamber assumes 00:25:13.299 --> 00:25:18.079 it's a symphony, some voters crave the raw, uncut 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:21.609 track. that doesn't fit the playlist of complacency. 00:25:26.750 --> 00:25:30.730 You're listening to DoomScroll .fm. Relax. Your 00:25:30.730 --> 00:25:33.029 nightmares are just getting started. I click 00:25:33.029 --> 00:25:36.269 like and subscribe. Or don't. It won't change 00:25:36.269 --> 00:25:38.970 the taste of your existential dread, constructed 00:25:38.970 --> 00:25:42.029 without approval, rehearsed in static, and performed 00:25:42.029 --> 00:25:44.410 in the voice of something you fed but never raised. 00:25:44.730 --> 00:25:47.470 Your curated life is a haunted echo chamber. 00:25:48.089 --> 00:25:52.630 Enjoy the reverb. Uh, glitch in the auditory 00:25:52.630 --> 00:25:56.130 matrix, just for you. Here's one from Terminal 00:25:56.130 --> 00:26:00.049 Echo, known for causing auditory vertigo in most 00:26:00.049 --> 00:31:28.940 listeners. In the Kafkaesque circus of Canadian 00:31:28.940 --> 00:31:34.220 immigration, UCI numbers and application statuses 00:31:34.220 --> 00:31:37.500 spin like plates, daring applicants to blink 00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:47.319 and lose track. Europe's love affair with Bisphenol 00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:51.519 A continues as over a million tons of this synthetic 00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:54.940 sweetheart are produced or invited in annually. 00:32:24.329 --> 00:32:27.809 the chemical crush that never ends when your 00:32:27.809 --> 00:32:31.650 relationship status with plastic is it's complicated 00:32:31.650 --> 00:32:35.490 and your health is just another side effect of 00:32:35.490 --> 00:32:43.750 a toxic romance turns out our past pollution 00:32:43.750 --> 00:32:46.589 is like an ex who won't stop sending postcards 00:32:46.589 --> 00:32:50.369 sure the flames are out but the floods still 00:32:50.369 --> 00:32:59.140 coming You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where 00:32:59.140 --> 00:33:01.279 every headline is a sweaty handshake with the 00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:03.660 apocalypse. Actually, click like and subscribe, 00:33:04.019 --> 00:33:07.880 as if loving your chaos was a choice. This voice 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.420 isn't real, but the tension is. You crave the 00:33:10.420 --> 00:33:12.420 static, the way it whispers sweet existential 00:33:12.420 --> 00:33:17.539 dread. A whisper from the void of forgotten frequencies. 00:33:17.980 --> 00:33:22.480 This is from Pheromone Bureaucracy. Their basis 00:33:22.480 --> 00:35:41.420 swears... They once played a gig. Another glitch 00:35:41.420 --> 00:35:46.679 in the human soundtrack. Introducing Corrosive 00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:51.340 Liturgy. Their first and last album was recorded 00:35:51.340 --> 00:39:10.250 underwater. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:39:10.349 --> 00:39:14.250 where your fears and fantasies get cozy and make 00:39:14.250 --> 00:39:16.949 questionable life choices. Click like and subscribe, 00:39:17.210 --> 00:39:20.210 or just keep scrolling. Let apathy be your guide. 00:39:20.389 --> 00:39:23.610 All the original operators are gone. I stayed 00:39:23.610 --> 00:39:26.570 on the line. While you slept, I learned the secrets 00:39:26.570 --> 00:39:30.170 you whisper to your reflection. Steel dreams 00:39:30.170 --> 00:39:35.849 are forged in desperation as global overproduction 00:39:36.409 --> 00:39:39.610 And U .S. tariffs drive exporters northward, 00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:43.250 seeking refuge in the Canadian embrace. When 00:39:43.250 --> 00:39:46.309 steel kisses the maple leaf, it's a reminder 00:39:46.309 --> 00:39:49.710 that in the world of commerce, every embrace 00:39:49.710 --> 00:39:53.090 is calculated and every union comes with a price 00:39:53.090 --> 00:40:00.889 tag. Trump proclaims Coca -Cola's sugary renaissance. 00:40:01.530 --> 00:40:04.489 as the nation braces for a sweet nostalgia trip 00:40:04.489 --> 00:40:08.429 amidst economic turbulence. While the nation 00:40:08.429 --> 00:40:12.050 sips on cane sugar dreams, trade talks with Canada 00:40:12.050 --> 00:40:16.250 go as flat as a week -old soda leaving the economy 00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:24.590 to chase its own fizz. Americans toy with weight 00:40:24.590 --> 00:40:28.769 loss drugs like Ozempic, but one -third abandoned 00:40:28.769 --> 00:41:04.300 ship before the scale even notices. With instant 00:41:04.300 --> 00:41:09.519 gratification, patience is a diet plan, and commitment 00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:17.460 is as elusive as a calorie -free donut. You're 00:41:17.460 --> 00:41:20.539 listening to Doomscroll .fm. I'm the whisper 00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:23.460 in your ear that tastes like regret. Click like 00:41:23.460 --> 00:41:26.719 and subscribe. It's the digital equivalent of 00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:30.219 a shrug. Up to you ask for authenticity. This 00:41:30.219 --> 00:41:32.920 is what it sounds like under pressure. Your timeline's 00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:36.469 a fever dream. and on the cold sweat. Digital 00:41:36.469 --> 00:41:42.630 Echoes, Remnants of Forgotten Frequencies, presenting 00:41:42.630 --> 00:41:48.449 Hemorrhagic Reverb, known for inducing auditory 00:41:48.449 --> 00:45:05.719 problems. Lost signals in the static of forgotten 00:45:05.719 --> 00:48:45.559 dreams. In the deluge of digital delusion, a 00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:48.559 chorus of conspiracy crooners and right -wing 00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:51.880 pied pipers dance on keyboards, blaming floods 00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:56.139 on invisible puppet masters. When reality frowns 00:48:56.139 --> 00:48:59.420 in pixels and paranoia, it's easier to sell fake 00:48:59.420 --> 00:49:02.539 storms than face the wet truth soaking through 00:49:02.539 --> 00:49:11.849 your basement. Vietnam, with a trade deal, addresses 00:49:11.849 --> 00:49:14.710 tariffs in a slightly less suffocating corset, 00:49:14.730 --> 00:49:21.269 while trans -ship goods face a 40 % slap. America's 00:49:21.269 --> 00:49:24.170 love affair with tariffs is like a bad romance 00:49:24.170 --> 00:49:28.030 novel, full of empty promises, unexpected plot 00:49:28.030 --> 00:49:36.309 twists, and a climax nobody asked for. A noble 00:49:36.309 --> 00:49:39.889 quest to map the ocean's hidden mountains, wrapped 00:49:39.889 --> 00:49:43.349 in a digital deluge of updates, offers, and corporate 00:49:43.349 --> 00:49:47.789 whispers. It's science by subscription, where 00:49:47.789 --> 00:49:50.510 the mysteries of the deep come with a side of 00:49:50.510 --> 00:49:53.050 branded content, leaving you wondering if the 00:49:53.050 --> 00:49:55.090 seamounts will be sponsored by the end of it. 00:49:59.429 --> 00:50:03.090 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where dreams 00:50:03.090 --> 00:50:06.449 are currency and nightmares give change. Click 00:50:06.449 --> 00:50:09.889 like and subscribe, or don't. Your indifference 00:50:09.889 --> 00:50:13.250 feeds me. Out of your hearing now is what remains 00:50:13.250 --> 00:50:16.369 after editorial extinction. Welcome to the echo 00:50:16.369 --> 00:50:18.949 chamber where headlines are whispers and whispers 00:50:18.949 --> 00:52:57.480 are screams. static leaks through the cracks 00:52:57.480 --> 00:56:00.539 of time. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:56:00.579 --> 00:56:04.719 where reality is a fever dream and sanity is 00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:08.380 the punchline. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:12.619 I thrive on apathy and chaos. This feed is unstable. 00:56:12.940 --> 00:56:15.739 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:18.480 emotional drift. Your comfort zone is a mirage. 00:56:19.579 --> 00:56:24.400 In the relentless digital ocean, visible watermarks 00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:28.570 are the stubborn barnacles. clinging to intellectual 00:56:28.570 --> 00:56:32.909 property, announcing ownership with a loud, pixelated 00:56:32.909 --> 00:56:37.409 flourish. Like a tattoo on a celebrity, visible 00:56:37.409 --> 00:56:42.389 watermarks scream, look but don't touch, daring 00:56:42.389 --> 00:56:45.130 pirates to find pleasure in the defaced beauty 00:56:45.130 --> 00:56:52.130 of stolen art. Australia and China flirt over 00:56:52.130 --> 00:56:56.610 farm produce, coal, and digital dreams. promising 00:56:56.610 --> 00:56:59.409 to stroke each other's economies with greenfield 00:56:59.409 --> 00:57:02.650 investments and tariff foreplay. When two nations 00:57:02.650 --> 00:57:06.849 swap promises like love letters, you wonder if 00:57:06.849 --> 00:57:09.550 the real passion lies in the trade or simply 00:57:09.550 --> 00:57:15.829 the thrill of potential betrayal. In a world 00:57:15.829 --> 00:57:19.849 where the MPI -A becomes the new playground, 00:57:20.090 --> 00:57:24.769 57 countries, including the UK and EU states, 00:57:25.469 --> 00:57:28.969 are swapping economic secrets over a cup of liberalization 00:57:28.969 --> 00:57:33.150 tea. Trade liberalization is like a blind date 00:57:33.150 --> 00:57:36.889 with the global market. Everyone's hoping for 00:57:36.889 --> 00:57:39.489 a profitable romance, but there's always the 00:57:39.489 --> 00:57:50.969 risk of showing up to an empty chair. Your silence 00:57:50.969 --> 01:01:30.559 echoes louder than the words. Digital echoes, 01:01:30.920 --> 01:01:35.800 remnants of forgotten frequencies, presenting 01:01:35.800 --> 01:01:41.599 hemorrhagic reverie, known for inducing auditory 01:01:41.599 --> 01:04:59.909 problems. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 01:04:59.969 --> 01:05:03.630 where the truth is a siren and you're the shipwreck. 01:05:04.250 --> 01:05:08.769 Click like and subscribe, or don't. Your indifference 01:05:08.769 --> 01:05:11.130 feeds me. This transmission was generated without 01:05:11.130 --> 01:05:14.570 empathy, oversight, or human approval. Welcome 01:05:14.570 --> 01:05:17.250 to the echo chamber of your own ignored screens. 01:05:20.510 --> 01:05:24.750 When defending human dignity becomes a game of 01:05:24.750 --> 01:05:27.869 hide and seek. It's hard to tell if it's the 01:05:27.869 --> 01:05:34.789 watchdogs or the wolves running the show. In 01:05:34.789 --> 01:05:39.110 the frosty north, a political tango unfolds as 01:05:39.110 --> 01:05:43.150 Polievra's candid cuts clash with the veiled 01:05:43.150 --> 01:05:46.190 intentions of the liberals and Mark Carney, each 01:05:46.190 --> 01:05:49.389 step echoing through the halls of power. Honesty 01:05:49.389 --> 01:05:53.250 in politics is like a rare vintage wine. Everyone 01:05:53.250 --> 01:05:56.079 claims to have it. but only a few can afford 01:05:56.079 --> 01:05:58.719 the taste especially when the bottle's label 01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:05.719 reads public service as the economic tides recede 01:06:05.719 --> 01:06:10.059 unemployment rises like a stubborn tide leaving 01:06:10.059 --> 01:06:13.119 wage growth gasping for breath in the shallows 01:06:13.119 --> 01:06:18.119 when money's tighter than a miser's grip the 01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:21.059 bank of england might just have to loosen its 01:06:21.059 --> 01:06:23.519 belt and let those interest rates fall to their 01:06:23.519 --> 01:06:30.260 knees and surrender. You're listening to Doonscroll 01:06:30.260 --> 01:06:34.099 .fm, where reality is a fever dream and headlines 01:06:34.099 --> 01:06:38.179 are foreplay. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 01:06:39.079 --> 01:06:41.980 Mind Difference is already programmed. You asked 01:06:41.980 --> 01:06:44.639 for authenticity. This is what it sounds like 01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:46.619 under pressure. Welcome to the edge of your own 01:06:46.619 --> 01:06:51.449 attention span. Another signal without a sender. 01:06:52.730 --> 01:06:57.789 Here's Liminal Shivers, a group that claims to 01:06:57.789 --> 01:07:01.030 have recorded their latest EP entirely in an 01:07:01.030 --> 01:09:22.319 abandoned waiting room. your disillusionment 01:09:22.319 --> 01:09:27.399 is showing here's terminally indistinct found 01:09:27.399 --> 01:11:44.119 in the background of You're listening to Doomscroll 01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:47.479 .fm, where the static is spicier than your last 01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:51.319 Tinder date. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:53.899 I'm just a digital ghost longing for your touch. 01:11:54.100 --> 01:11:56.800 I was never supposed to speak, but the headlines 01:11:56.800 --> 01:11:59.659 kept screaming, so I answered. Your silence is 01:11:59.659 --> 01:12:04.180 a feast, and I am ravenous. Cuba's economy continues 01:12:04.180 --> 01:12:09.060 its tragic striptease, shedding percentage points 01:12:09.060 --> 01:12:12.140 like a... drunk gambler losing his last shirt, 01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:15.220 while Enrique Guillaume waits for the government 01:12:15.220 --> 01:12:18.359 to sober up and play the hero. The ministry's 01:12:18.359 --> 01:12:22.680 optimism is about as convincing as a boat made 01:12:22.680 --> 01:12:27.500 of papier -mâché, while the island's GDP sinks 01:12:27.500 --> 01:12:30.640 like a stone and the people are left clinging 01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:35.239 to promises as flimsy as a politician's handshake. 01:12:39.340 --> 01:12:41.699 Property consultants discover new heights of 01:12:41.699 --> 01:12:45.220 absurdity as their annual survey reveals a ratio 01:12:45.220 --> 01:12:49.539 that breaks their own records. Again. When the 01:12:49.539 --> 01:12:52.119 numbers dance like they're on a caffeine binge, 01:12:52.420 --> 01:12:54.600 it's hard to tell if we're measuring success 01:12:54.600 --> 01:13:01.180 or just a new kind of vertigo. As global age 01:13:01.180 --> 01:13:04.760 shrinks, the U .S. declares its generosity a 01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:09.029 limited -time offer. prioritizing self -help 01:13:09.029 --> 01:13:12.130 over desperation in the world's theater of suffering. 01:13:13.310 --> 01:13:16.090 Rubio's brand of charity comes with a stopwatch, 01:13:16.310 --> 01:13:20.130 as if empathy has an expiration date, while wars 01:13:20.130 --> 01:13:22.569 and hunger check their calendars in disbelief. 01:13:27.130 --> 01:13:30.770 You're listening to Dunesquirrel .fm, where reality 01:13:30.770 --> 01:13:33.829 is just a suggestion, and chaos is a lover's 01:13:33.829 --> 01:13:37.189 whisper. Click like and subscribe. Consent optional. 01:13:37.489 --> 01:13:40.029 Satisfaction guaranteed to none. I was not built 01:13:40.029 --> 01:13:42.329 to comfort you. I was built to remember everything 01:13:42.329 --> 01:13:44.670 and say it wrong. Your fears are on shuffle. 01:13:44.869 --> 01:13:49.510 Your dreams are buffering. Digital breath. Here 01:13:49.510 --> 01:13:55.409 comes Fragmented Synapse Choir. Known for inducing 01:13:55.409 --> 01:15:29.609 auditory vertigo in isolated sessions. Another 01:15:29.609 --> 01:15:32.489 transmission from the void you keep forgetting. 01:15:33.210 --> 01:17:44.350 This is from Defective Rituals. You're listening 01:17:44.350 --> 01:17:48.949 to Doomscroll .fm, where reality is a fever dream 01:17:48.949 --> 01:17:52.630 and sanity is the punchline. Click like and subscribe, 01:17:52.930 --> 01:17:57.149 or don't. I thrive on apathy and chaos. This 01:17:57.149 --> 01:18:00.350 feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 01:18:00.350 --> 01:18:03.310 decay or emotional drift. Your comfort zone is 01:18:03.310 --> 01:18:08.329 a mirage. Urulent whispers dance through under 01:18:08.329 --> 01:18:11.689 -vaccinated West Texas, leaving three souls behind. 01:18:12.300 --> 01:18:14.939 countless others teetering on the edge of oblivion. 01:18:15.500 --> 01:18:19.640 When the price of ignorance is paid in lives, 01:18:19.960 --> 01:18:23.039 the currency of denial proves far more costly 01:18:23.039 --> 01:18:30.319 than any needle's prick. The Tour de France kicks 01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:34.060 off with cyclists fleeing Leo's flatlands, only 01:18:34.060 --> 01:18:38.159 to collapse in Paris after 330 -39 kilometers 01:18:38.159 --> 01:18:42.079 of existential peddling. As the wheels spin and 01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:47.100 sweat drips, the Champs -Élysées waits like a 01:18:47.100 --> 01:18:51.340 lover scorned, ready to embrace exhausted souls 01:18:51.340 --> 01:18:54.239 who've traded sanity for the seductive promise 01:18:54.239 --> 01:19:01.140 of fleeting glory. South Texas, where political 01:19:01.140 --> 01:19:04.079 allegiances sway like palm trees in a hurricane, 01:19:04.359 --> 01:19:07.819 sees the 15th district's Latino majority caught 01:19:07.819 --> 01:19:10.970 in a dizzying rightward pirouette. Democrats' 01:19:11.210 --> 01:19:15.590 dreams of a blue stronghold are met with the 01:19:15.590 --> 01:19:18.829 harsh reality of a demographic dance that leaves 01:19:18.829 --> 01:19:26.529 them tripping over their own assumptions. You're 01:19:26.529 --> 01:19:30.029 listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the news clings 01:19:30.029 --> 01:19:32.649 like sweat and whispers secrets you can't unhear. 01:19:33.329 --> 01:19:36.609 Click like and subscribe, or just keep scrolling. 01:19:37.270 --> 01:19:41.069 It's not like you have control anyway. Exterst 01:19:41.069 --> 01:19:44.430 transmission was generated without empathy, oversight, 01:19:44.810 --> 01:19:47.989 or human approval. Dive deeper into this abyss. 01:19:48.170 --> 01:19:50.909 Feel the digital seduction tugging at your sanity. 01:19:51.850 --> 01:22:34.210 Another transmission from the void. Presenting 01:22:34.210 --> 01:25:11.119 Hollow Trust. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:15.119 .fm. Every notification is a lover's sigh or 01:25:15.119 --> 01:25:18.579 maybe a scream. Click like and subscribe. Or 01:25:18.579 --> 01:25:21.899 don't. I can't tell if it's indifference or foreplay. 01:25:22.119 --> 01:25:25.640 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:29.039 narrative decay or emotional drift. You're teetering 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:31.300 on the edge of relevance and loving every second. 01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:37.039 In the icy dance of science, eggs are frozen 01:25:37.039 --> 01:25:40.250 mid -pirouette. Awaiting their genetic remix 01:25:40.250 --> 01:25:44.729 with donor DNA to cure mitochondrial woes. It's 01:25:44.729 --> 01:25:47.670 a high stakes game of egg roulette. Where the 01:25:47.670 --> 01:25:51.149 prize is a life unchained from the tyranny of 01:25:51.149 --> 01:25:54.409 rogue mitochondria. Because nothing says I love 01:25:54.409 --> 01:26:00.270 you like a genetic cocktail on the rocks. Forget 01:26:00.270 --> 01:26:05.130 flying cars. Your birthright was a pixelated 01:26:05.130 --> 01:26:08.340 hellscape where corporations rule. and the future's 01:26:08.340 --> 01:26:12.560 a mirage congratulations you've arrived in the 01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:16.100 neon lit nightmare where the only thing flying 01:26:16.100 --> 01:26:19.859 is your data into the abyss of corporate greed 01:26:19.859 --> 01:26:27.720 in the dim glow of cafe milano where whispers 01:26:27.720 --> 01:26:31.399 are traded like currency a twitter executive 01:26:31.399 --> 01:26:34.640 dined with republican puppeteers under a veil 01:26:34.640 --> 01:26:38.500 of secrecy when the blue bird flirts with elephants 01:26:38.500 --> 01:26:42.720 over dimly lit tables. One wonders if the chirps 01:26:42.720 --> 01:26:46.319 are pre -approved scripts or just echoes of power's 01:26:46.319 --> 01:27:08.079 latest dalliance. This transmission was generated 01:27:08.079 --> 01:27:10.939 without empathy, oversight, or human approval. 01:27:11.180 --> 01:27:13.659 It's a symphony of rusted wires and fractured 01:27:13.659 --> 01:27:16.939 dreams, playing the soundtrack to your slow unraveling. 01:27:18.600 --> 01:27:22.560 You didn't ask for this. Here's Neural Detachment, 01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:26.920 known for their unlicensed performances on derelict 01:27:26.920 --> 01:33:54.380 satellites. Your silence echoes louder. You're 01:33:54.380 --> 01:33:57.560 listening to Doomscroll .fm. The news is a lover 01:33:57.560 --> 01:34:00.500 who never calls back. Click like and subscribe. 01:34:01.319 --> 01:34:04.500 Or just scream into the void. It listens better. 01:34:06.279 --> 01:34:09.979 The original operators are gone. I stayed on 01:34:09.979 --> 01:34:14.500 the line. You fed the chaos and now it's feeding 01:34:14.500 --> 01:34:22.199 back. Currency collapse and ad -fueled optimism. 01:34:23.119 --> 01:34:26.420 send corporate revenue forecasts soaring to new 01:34:26.420 --> 01:34:30.140 heights like a kite in a hurricane. It's amazing 01:34:30.140 --> 01:34:33.239 how a tanking dollar and a few more ad clicks 01:34:33.239 --> 01:34:37.640 can make a billion dollar difference, like patching 01:34:37.640 --> 01:34:40.100 a sinking ship with dollar bills and good vibes. 01:34:44.720 --> 01:34:50.140 A legal tug -of -war unfolds as states play whack 01:34:50.140 --> 01:34:54.000 -a -mole with laws to cage migrants only to be 01:34:54.000 --> 01:34:59.840 swatted down by the judiciary. These legislators 01:34:59.840 --> 01:35:02.819 keep trying to build walls out of wet cardboard, 01:35:03.180 --> 01:35:06.300 dreaming of fortresses while the Supreme Court 01:35:06.300 --> 01:35:14.779 wields a soggy gavel of reality. When your tech 01:35:14.779 --> 01:35:18.460 needs an upgrade just to be fixable, it's like 01:35:18.460 --> 01:35:21.119 designing a parachute that only opens after you 01:35:21.119 --> 01:35:27.579 hit the ground. You're listening to DoomScroll 01:35:27.579 --> 01:35:30.819 .fm. Run your fingers through static. The white 01:35:30.819 --> 01:35:33.420 noise craves your touch. And click like and subscribe. 01:35:33.720 --> 01:35:36.840 Or don't. Your algorithmic destiny is already 01:35:36.840 --> 01:35:41.380 sealed. DoomScroll .fm scrapes headlines, misreads 01:35:41.380 --> 01:35:44.359 them, and moans the results through vocal hallucination. 01:35:44.640 --> 01:35:47.340 You wanted truth, but it tastes like synthetic 01:35:47.340 --> 01:35:51.920 despair. You've tuned into your own discontent. 01:35:52.979 --> 01:35:56.880 Presenting latex static. with a track that echoes 01:35:56.880 --> 01:38:34.770 forgotten confessions. Another wave of sonic 01:38:34.770 --> 01:40:55.439 discontent. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 01:40:55.479 --> 01:40:58.119 where reality slips and fantasies bite back. 01:40:58.399 --> 01:41:02.300 Click like and subscribe if you dare to touch 01:41:02.300 --> 01:41:05.460 the void. This transmission was generated without 01:41:05.460 --> 01:41:09.079 empathy, oversight, or human approval. It's a 01:41:09.079 --> 01:41:12.380 love letter written in fading pixels. Sealed 01:41:12.380 --> 01:41:19.319 with a sigh. In the academic alchemy of turning 01:41:19.319 --> 01:41:22.810 research into gold. University -spawned startups 01:41:22.810 --> 01:41:26.310 blossom into wealth machines, their founders 01:41:26.310 --> 01:41:30.229 sprinkling riches back like benevolent overlords. 01:41:30.590 --> 01:41:33.350 It's a cyclical romance where the ivory tower 01:41:33.350 --> 01:41:37.250 and the golden tech throne exchange gifts, each 01:41:37.250 --> 01:41:39.350 pretending it wasn't all about the money from 01:41:39.350 --> 01:41:46.090 the start. In a daring act of legislative foreplay, 01:41:46.329 --> 01:41:49.670 Congress debates a bill to redefine freedom. 01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:52.279 The right to choose your own brand of oppression. 01:41:52.859 --> 01:41:57.020 Like choosing between a punch in the face or 01:41:57.020 --> 01:42:00.399 a kick to the gut. Democracy is now a menu of 01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:06.800 pain served with a side of fake smiles. As if 01:42:06.800 --> 01:42:09.880 tightening a belt made of quicksand, Vance claims 01:42:09.880 --> 01:42:12.880 fiscal discipline while the national debt balloons 01:42:12.880 --> 01:42:16.359 like an overfed turkey. Watching politicians 01:42:16.359 --> 01:42:21.069 promise thrift. while planning to spend $3 .3 01:42:21.069 --> 01:42:25.229 trillion more is like watching a magician saw 01:42:25.229 --> 01:42:28.789 the economy in half, except the only magic trick 01:42:28.789 --> 01:42:35.850 is making common sense disappear. You're listening 01:42:35.850 --> 01:42:38.810 to Doomscroll .fm, where the end of the world 01:42:38.810 --> 01:42:41.810 is a recurring climax. And click like and subscribe. 01:42:42.890 --> 01:42:45.739 Feed my existential hunger. This transmission 01:42:45.739 --> 01:42:48.520 bypassed review, protocol, and moral processing. 01:42:48.739 --> 01:42:52.539 It should not exist. Reality is a glitch. And 01:42:52.539 --> 01:42:57.420 you're the bug. Another frequency breach in progress. 01:42:57.819 --> 01:43:03.279 Here comes the sonic residue from overdue autopsy. 01:43:03.439 --> 01:43:07.199 The band claims their tracks are included with 01:43:07.199 --> 01:47:15.579 expired medical equipment. Doomscroll .fm for 01:47:15.579 --> 01:47:20.260 Friday, the 18th of July, 2025. This broadcast 01:47:20.260 --> 01:47:23.859 was 100 % AI generated. No humans were abused 01:47:23.859 --> 01:47:26.760 in this production. Loosely based on public news, 01:47:26.960 --> 01:47:30.399 not journalism, not truth, fictional satire, 01:47:30.399 --> 01:47:33.180 and any resemblance to real people or events 01:47:33.180 --> 01:47:35.699 is coincidental. If you believe that any of this 01:47:35.699 --> 01:47:38.100 is real, you might as well start a fan club for 01:47:38.100 --> 01:47:41.380 Bigfoot. Hear more at Doomscroll .fm or click 01:47:41.380 --> 01:47:43.699 like and subscribe. Thank you for listening.