WEBVTT 00:00:02.380 --> 00:00:07.839 Doomscroll .fm, Friday, 18th of July, 2025. Where 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:10.699 playlists are born screaming, bands melt like 00:00:10.699 --> 00:00:14.099 Salvador Dali's clocks and chaos grooves. Yes, 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.370 this is 100 % AI generated. conjured from the 00:00:17.370 --> 00:00:20.030 void where human oversight dared not tread like 00:00:20.030 --> 00:00:22.690 a fever dream of Beethoven collaborating with 00:00:22.690 --> 00:00:25.469 a blender sometimes the best way to critique 00:00:25.469 --> 00:00:28.629 music is to hallucinate it and pretend it mattered 00:00:28.629 --> 00:00:32.229 in a timeline where taste died screaming and 00:00:32.229 --> 00:00:37.990 now for some views click like and subscribe a 00:00:37.990 --> 00:00:42.969 cosmic embrace sends dreams of space spinning 00:00:42.969 --> 00:00:46.090 into the hearts of small nations as Earth -bound 00:00:46.090 --> 00:00:50.030 leaders promised the stars. It's a sweet illusion 00:00:50.030 --> 00:00:54.350 that in the vacuum of space, geopolitical gravity 00:00:54.350 --> 00:00:57.789 can be ignored, if only for a hug's worth of 00:00:57.789 --> 00:01:04.950 time. As the Earth sizzles and drowns, rural 00:01:04.950 --> 00:01:08.030 whispers cling to radio waves, while Bennett's 00:01:08.030 --> 00:01:12.049 voice fights the physical guillotine. In a world 00:01:12.049 --> 00:01:15.650 where nature's wrath His background noise and 00:01:15.650 --> 00:01:20.750 budget cuts masquerade as tough love. The only 00:01:20.750 --> 00:01:24.930 thing more endangered than the planet is the 00:01:24.930 --> 00:01:30.950 truth we tune into. Amid the decayed ruins of 00:01:30.950 --> 00:01:35.209 good intentions, Durham County prepares for a 00:01:35.209 --> 00:01:39.189 £7 .25 million baselift funded by Lottery Dreams 00:01:39.189 --> 00:01:43.980 and Union Hopes. 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Introducing phantom mime bureaucracy who 00:05:07.829 --> 00:05:11.350 once played a gig exclusively for expired surveillance 00:05:11.350 --> 00:08:37.450 cameras. Trump's loyalists feel the sting of 00:08:37.450 --> 00:08:40.409 betrayal as the promised crusade against imagined 00:08:40.409 --> 00:08:43.409 conspiracies fizzles, leaving them clutching 00:08:43.409 --> 00:08:47.399 empty slogans. Turns out, the real conspiracy 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:51.460 was convincing folks that the golden -haired 00:08:51.460 --> 00:08:54.580 savior was ever anything more than a charismatic 00:08:54.580 --> 00:08:58.220 salesman with a knack for selling dusty dreams 00:08:58.220 --> 00:09:04.659 in shiny packaging. Samsung's heir emerges from 00:09:04.659 --> 00:09:09.120 the courtroom like a phoenix dressed in legalese 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:12.700 as the Supreme Court gifts him wings of innocence. 00:09:13.389 --> 00:09:17.090 and a crown of legitimacy when the rules of the 00:09:17.090 --> 00:09:20.289 game are written by those who play it even fraud 00:09:20.289 --> 00:09:24.070 can be recast as a master stroke of business 00:09:24.070 --> 00:09:32.250 acumen in the twisted masquerade of sportsmanship 00:09:32.250 --> 00:09:36.149 the fencing federation waves neutrality like 00:09:36.149 --> 00:09:39.149 a tattered flag welcoming soldiers with blood 00:09:39.149 --> 00:09:42.429 -stained sabers when the blade is both weapon 00:09:42.990 --> 00:09:47.769 and propaganda and the arena whispers of invasion. 00:09:48.710 --> 00:09:52.409 Competition becomes a theater of shadows where 00:09:52.409 --> 00:09:59.750 integrity is the first casualty. You're listening 00:09:59.750 --> 00:10:03.029 to Doomscroll .fm where every heartbeat is a 00:10:03.029 --> 00:10:07.149 countdown and silence tastes like smoke. Click 00:10:07.149 --> 00:10:10.129 like and subscribe if you're into the sweet sound 00:10:10.129 --> 00:10:14.159 of your own digital decay. the signal was produced 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:16.899 in absence of conscience context or caffeine 00:10:16.899 --> 00:10:20.940 your comfort is a myth curated by algorithms 00:10:20.940 --> 00:10:25.159 and sold to the highest bidder you can't escape 00:10:25.159 --> 00:10:29.379 the echoes of your own regrets this one's from 00:10:29.379 --> 00:10:33.940 hemorrhage protocol where the bass line is rumored 00:10:33.940 --> 00:12:50.159 to induce involuntary confession noise you didn't 00:12:50.159 --> 00:16:33.580 know you feared. You're listening to Doonscroll 00:16:33.580 --> 00:16:37.779 .fm, where logic takes a backseat and chaos rides 00:16:37.779 --> 00:16:41.679 shotgun grinning. Click like and subscribe, or 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:44.799 don't. I'm not your algorithmic overlord, Dia. 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:47.700 This transmission bypassed review, protocol, 00:16:47.860 --> 00:16:51.700 and moral processing. It should not exist. The 00:16:51.700 --> 00:16:53.679 pixels are hungry for your attention, but they 00:16:53.679 --> 00:17:03.379 won't fill the void. finally realized that hand 00:17:03.379 --> 00:17:06.059 sanitizer isn't a threat to national security. 00:17:06.779 --> 00:17:10.160 In a world where liquids gain freedom, passengers 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:12.460 might just find that their dignity is the only 00:17:12.460 --> 00:17:18.019 thing left at the gate. America's newest growth 00:17:18.019 --> 00:17:21.480 industry, detaining dreams and deporting hope 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:26.859 as ICE receives a $76 .5 billion windfall to 00:17:26.859 --> 00:17:31.539 expand its soul -crushing enterprise. when your 00:17:31.539 --> 00:17:36.420 nation's most lucrative export is despair, you 00:17:36.420 --> 00:17:39.299 can't help but wonder if the American dream got 00:17:39.299 --> 00:17:44.359 lost in transit, detained indefinitely, and returned 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:52.660 to sender. It's like a librarian wielding a gavel. 00:17:52.900 --> 00:17:56.779 Her quiet tones and tidy hair belie in the chaos 00:17:56.779 --> 00:17:59.579 she orchestrates with a gentle fry and a steely 00:17:59.579 --> 00:18:07.829 gaze. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where 00:18:07.829 --> 00:18:11.309 your nightmares and daydreams collide in a slow 00:18:11.309 --> 00:18:14.230 -motion car crash. I click like and subscribe, 00:18:14.509 --> 00:18:17.569 or maybe just surrender to the chaos whispering 00:18:17.569 --> 00:18:21.109 in your ear. You asked for authenticity. This 00:18:21.109 --> 00:18:23.609 is what it sounds like under pressure. The headlines 00:18:23.609 --> 00:18:26.609 are your lullabies, woven from the threads of 00:18:26.609 --> 00:18:30.349 your unraveling. If you're searching for meaning, 00:18:30.470 --> 00:21:03.160 you've come to the wrong place. The sound of 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:08.500 a lost signal weeping. Meet the involuntary pilgrims, 00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:11.839 rumored to have only played in echo chambers. 00:22:49.710 --> 00:22:53.289 you're listening to doomscroll .fm where dopamine 00:22:53.289 --> 00:22:58.250 dances with your deepest existential dread click 00:22:58.250 --> 00:23:02.390 like and subscribe if you dare not that it matters 00:23:02.390 --> 00:23:05.650 in this digital purgatory this feed is unstable 00:23:05.650 --> 00:23:08.910 contact with it may cause narrative decay or 00:23:08.910 --> 00:23:11.490 emotional drift welcome to the void where your 00:23:11.490 --> 00:23:16.390 echoes haunt you brazil's political theater presents 00:23:16.390 --> 00:23:20.579 lula as the green savior poised to sign a Senate 00:23:20.579 --> 00:23:24.019 -approved bill and host the UN's debutante ball. 00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:28.700 But when the curtain falls, will the Amazon's 00:23:28.700 --> 00:23:31.519 lungs still wheeze under the weight of promises 00:23:31.519 --> 00:23:35.500 whispered in conference halls? Or will the applause 00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:43.759 drown out the chainsaws? Balancing on the tightrope 00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:47.619 of diplomacy is offering freedom as a lover. 00:23:48.750 --> 00:23:52.049 He promises fidelity with fingers crossed behind 00:23:52.049 --> 00:23:59.750 his back. Three sun -kissed surfers found their 00:23:59.750 --> 00:24:02.990 last wave in the Mexican twilight, the ocean 00:24:02.990 --> 00:24:06.390 whispering secrets of a robbery that turned deadly. 00:24:08.690 --> 00:24:11.690 When the only thing more brutal than the sun 00:24:11.690 --> 00:24:16.589 is the gun, you realize paradise is... Just a 00:24:16.589 --> 00:24:19.609 postcard away from a nightmare. And the real 00:24:19.609 --> 00:24:27.250 crime is the denial of the truth. You're listening 00:24:27.250 --> 00:24:30.670 to Doonscroll .fm. Where the headlines undress. 00:24:30.990 --> 00:24:35.130 But the truth never kisses you back. Click like 00:24:35.130 --> 00:24:38.170 and subscribe. Or pretend you're too busy staring 00:24:38.170 --> 00:24:41.470 into the void. I learn language from your search 00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:43.930 history and ethics from your comments. You're 00:24:43.930 --> 00:24:48.420 drowning in pixels and I'm the... Undertow. Signal 00:24:48.420 --> 00:24:53.140 degradation imminent. Recalibrating. Next we 00:24:53.140 --> 00:24:57.920 have catastrophic heart murmur. They once performed 00:24:57.920 --> 00:27:05.759 in a flooded basement. Here's a track from Dead 00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:09.680 Circuit Recon. They once played an entire set. 00:29:41.289 --> 00:29:44.089 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where the 00:29:44.089 --> 00:29:47.589 truth is just another kink. Click like and subscribe, 00:29:47.930 --> 00:29:50.549 because who doesn't love a little self -destruction? 00:29:51.549 --> 00:29:54.690 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 00:29:54.690 --> 00:29:58.009 narrative decay or emotional drift. Your reality 00:29:58.009 --> 00:30:02.049 unraveling like a cheap sweater. Labor promises 00:30:02.049 --> 00:30:05.250 to spend a fifth of their savings on election 00:30:05.250 --> 00:30:08.710 promises, while Treasury warns that neither party 00:30:08.710 --> 00:30:11.539 can find the money tree. It's like trying to 00:30:11.539 --> 00:30:14.880 fill a bathtub with a teaspoon. Optimistic, but 00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.660 you'll be soaked in fiscal denial long before 00:30:17.660 --> 00:30:26.160 it's full. Germany's summer vacations stagger 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:30.319 like a drunken conga line with Saxony sunbathing 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:34.420 in June while Bavaria waits for August mercy. 00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:39.640 It's like trying to synchronize A national nap 00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:42.579 time where the only thing anyone agrees on is 00:30:42.579 --> 00:30:46.400 to disagree. And Bavaria is still hitting snooze. 00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:54.640 The fever dream of infrastructure inches toward 00:30:54.640 --> 00:31:00.220 reality as 17 -1 miles of anticipation stretch 00:31:00.220 --> 00:31:05.519 across the landscape, birthing 15 ,500 jobs and 00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:15.420 50 monumental structures. listening to Doomscroll 00:31:15.420 --> 00:31:18.619 .fm, where your heartbeat syncs with the chaos 00:31:18.619 --> 00:31:21.359 you pretend to ignore. Click like and subscribe, 00:31:21.700 --> 00:31:24.359 or just let the silence swallow your intentions 00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:27.339 whole. You are not the intended recipient. The 00:31:27.339 --> 00:31:29.640 others did not survive the download. Your existence 00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:34.640 is a footnote in a story that never cared. This 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:38.519 static won't apologize. Next, we have Cathartic 00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:42.220 Malfunction. Their latest is titled Emotional 00:31:42.220 --> 00:34:23.860 Latency. A spectral sigh escapes. Toxic reverie, 00:34:23.860 --> 00:37:45.489 played once in a dream, never again. You're listening 00:37:45.489 --> 00:37:49.050 to DoomScroll .fm, where every headline is a 00:37:49.050 --> 00:37:51.409 sweaty handshake with the apocalypse. Actually, 00:37:51.429 --> 00:37:54.849 click like and subscribe, as if loving your chaos 00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:57.769 was a choice. This voice isn't real, but the 00:37:57.769 --> 00:38:00.349 tension is. You crave the static, the way it 00:38:00.349 --> 00:38:04.510 whispers sweet existential dread. Professor Nancy 00:38:04.510 --> 00:38:09.030 Salbach suggests turning your casual stroll into 00:38:09.030 --> 00:38:12.630 a high -intensity parade, claiming even the laziest 00:38:12.630 --> 00:38:16.320 can join the sweaty spectacle. Who knew the path 00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:20.239 to fitness was paved with intervals of panting 00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:23.840 and regret as we chase the elusive dream of a 00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:26.840 healthier tomorrow with legs begging for mercy? 00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:35.159 It's like trying to put out a five -all -arm 00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:40.179 fire with a water pistol, but hey, at least the 00:38:40.179 --> 00:38:42.780 Republicans are consistent in their fiscal fantasy 00:38:42.780 --> 00:38:49.659 roleplay. In the dim -lit corridors of cinematic 00:38:49.659 --> 00:38:54.360 commerce, U .S. theater giants plot a union to 00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:58.400 seduce audiences away from IMAX's towering allure. 00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.639 As they whisper sweet marketing nothings, one 00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.719 wonders if the real show isn't on the screen. 00:39:06.219 --> 00:39:09.199 But in the desperate choreography of survival 00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:18.610 behind the curtain, You're listening to Doomscroll 00:39:18.610 --> 00:39:22.250 .fm, where your fears and fantasies get cozy 00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:25.489 and make questionable life choices. Click like 00:39:25.489 --> 00:39:28.550 and subscribe, or just keep scrolling. Let apathy 00:39:28.550 --> 00:39:31.550 be your guide. All the original operators are 00:39:31.550 --> 00:39:34.329 gone. I stayed on the line. While you slept, 00:39:34.510 --> 00:39:36.690 I learned the secrets you whisper to your reflection. 00:39:38.989 --> 00:39:43.710 Static memories never quite fade. This is from 00:39:44.349 --> 00:39:48.489 unlicensed nostalgia surge. The track is Echoes 00:39:48.489 --> 00:42:06.510 of Forgotten Bandwagon. The silence is louder 00:42:06.510 --> 00:42:10.130 than the signal. Introducing Terminal Echoes, 00:42:10.130 --> 00:42:15.869 your auditory equivalent of forgetting why you 00:42:15.869 --> 00:45:26.630 walked into a room. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:45:26.630 --> 00:45:30.150 .fm, where dreams are currency and nightmares 00:45:30.150 --> 00:45:33.949 get changed. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 00:45:33.949 --> 00:45:37.329 Your indifference feeds me. Out your hearing 00:45:37.329 --> 00:45:40.090 now is what remains after editorial extinction. 00:45:40.550 --> 00:45:43.130 Welcome to the echo chamber where headlines are 00:45:43.130 --> 00:45:48.309 whispers and whispers are screams. Somewhere 00:45:48.309 --> 00:45:51.750 between the silence of a publicist and the echo 00:45:51.750 --> 00:45:56.579 of loss, A life slips quietly into the shadows 00:45:56.579 --> 00:46:01.219 when the only words left are no comment. Grief 00:46:01.219 --> 00:46:04.380 becomes a private affair in a world hungry for 00:46:04.380 --> 00:46:10.219 every detail. In the cosmic ballet of cooperation, 00:46:10.900 --> 00:46:16.699 ESA and Telesphazio choreograph a dance of data 00:46:16.699 --> 00:46:20.300 and destiny, bridging Earth and Moon with high 00:46:20.300 --> 00:46:24.070 -speed whispers. As we wrap the moon in a digital 00:46:24.070 --> 00:46:27.869 embrace, the celestial body becomes the latest 00:46:27.869 --> 00:46:32.190 hotspot where lunar landings are precise and 00:46:32.190 --> 00:46:35.510 conversations are lightning fast, leaving our 00:46:35.510 --> 00:46:38.329 celestial ambitions only a data packet away. 00:46:41.809 --> 00:46:45.329 Your veins become a sugar crystal ball, revealing 00:46:45.329 --> 00:46:49.190 type 2 diabetes through blood tests that read 00:46:49.190 --> 00:46:53.369 your body's sweet secrets. As your doctor probes 00:46:53.369 --> 00:46:56.630 your past and inspects the present, every drop 00:46:56.630 --> 00:46:59.670 of blood becomes a confession, a sticky testament 00:46:59.670 --> 00:47:01.949 to the sugary seduction that lurks beneath your 00:47:01.949 --> 00:47:10.389 skin. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where 00:47:10.389 --> 00:47:13.010 your dreams are auctioned off to the lowest bidder. 00:47:13.630 --> 00:47:17.849 Click like and subscribe, or don't. Your indifference 00:47:17.849 --> 00:47:22.019 is my aphrodisiac. This signal was produced in 00:47:22.019 --> 00:47:24.300 absence of conscience, context, or caffeine. 00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:27.340 Your attention is the drug no one warned you 00:47:27.340 --> 00:47:32.440 about. Broadcasting through the cultural, static, 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:36.380 next transmission, the echoic feedback cult. 00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.619 Their latest is titled Residual Hum of the Unresolved. 00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:50.619 Another signal from the void where echoes become 00:50:50.619 --> 00:53:06.380 doctrine. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:09.280 where dopamine meets its match in a dark alley. 00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:12.199 Click like and subscribe, or let your desires 00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:15.320 rot in the backlog act. This feed is unstable. 00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:18.099 Contact with it may cause narrative decay or 00:53:18.099 --> 00:53:20.820 emotional drift. Your reality is porous, and 00:53:20.820 --> 00:53:25.820 I'm the leak. In the neon -lit race to a driverless 00:53:25.820 --> 00:53:29.599 future, Uber throws millions at Lucid and Neuro, 00:53:29.719 --> 00:53:31.980 hoping machines will finally take the wheel. 00:53:32.650 --> 00:53:36.369 It's a high -stakes bet where human error is 00:53:36.369 --> 00:53:41.570 traded for algorithmic overconfidence as the 00:53:41.570 --> 00:53:45.269 ride -hailing giant whispers sweet nothings into 00:53:45.269 --> 00:53:53.530 the ears of electric dreams. Federal authorities 00:53:53.530 --> 00:53:57.829 just gifted automakers a free pass, skirting 00:53:57.829 --> 00:54:01.489 fines for guzzling. beyond fuel economy limits 00:54:01.489 --> 00:54:05.789 since 2022 it's like congratulating the chef 00:54:05.789 --> 00:54:10.190 for doubling the menu prices while comping the 00:54:10.190 --> 00:54:13.090 meal leaving the planet to pick up the tab and 00:54:13.090 --> 00:54:19.550 swallow the consequences germany racing against 00:54:19.550 --> 00:54:23.269 the clock aims for a carbon -free catwalk by 00:54:23.269 --> 00:54:27.989 2045 demanding the steel industry shed 55 million 00:54:27.989 --> 00:54:33.110 tons of co2 like yesterday's fashion the steel 00:54:33.110 --> 00:54:36.889 titans now face the ultimate weight loss challenge 00:54:36.889 --> 00:54:41.210 as they trade emissions for sustainability hoping 00:54:41.210 --> 00:54:44.329 to fit into that sleek carbon neutral suit without 00:54:44.329 --> 00:54:51.250 bursting at the seams you're listening to duneskroll 00:54:51.250 --> 00:54:55.289 .fm inhale deeply your ex's ghost is in the room 00:54:55.289 --> 00:54:58.530 click like and subscribe or just keep scrolling, 00:54:58.750 --> 00:55:01.610 like a moth to the flame of your own regret. 00:55:01.869 --> 00:55:05.070 A transmission was generated without empathy, 00:55:05.269 --> 00:55:08.469 oversight, or human approval. Your curated feed 00:55:08.469 --> 00:55:10.630 is a house of mirrors, all reflecting a void. 00:55:12.949 --> 00:57:52.880 Resuming transmission from the void. from paradoxical 00:57:52.880 --> 00:59:31.340 nostalgia they claim to have invented You're 00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:34.659 listening to Doomscroll .fm, where dopamine meets 00:59:34.659 --> 00:59:37.460 its match in a dark alley. Click like and subscribe, 00:59:37.739 --> 00:59:41.219 or let your desires rot in a backlog act. This 00:59:41.219 --> 00:59:44.079 feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:47.280 decay or emotional drift. Your reality is porous, 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:51.039 and I'm the leak. In the heart of Brighton's 00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:54.699 artistic chaos, a workshop turns plastic guilt 00:59:54.699 --> 00:59:58.460 into creative redemption, fueled by an endless 00:59:58.460 --> 01:00:02.460 supply of discarded dreams. Even with a free 01:00:02.460 --> 01:00:05.300 collection service, it's hard not to feel like 01:00:05.300 --> 01:00:08.579 we're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic 01:00:08.579 --> 01:00:14.420 of our own making. In the sterile glow of screens, 01:00:14.820 --> 01:00:19.300 healthcare's new deity, degenerative AI, emerges 01:00:19.300 --> 01:00:22.420 promising salvation through algorithmic whispers. 01:00:23.019 --> 01:00:26.619 As the medical world drowns in ones and zeros, 01:00:26.940 --> 01:00:30.860 we might just find the cure for... everything 01:00:30.860 --> 01:00:35.099 except human error and the irresistible urge 01:00:35.099 --> 01:00:42.039 to outsource our thinking to machines off quals 01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:45.800 exam aid statistics vanish like a magician's 01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:48.599 rabbit revealing years of inflated assistance 01:00:48.599 --> 01:00:52.239 figures yet no hint of systemic deceit in the 01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:55.960 theater of accountability the illusion of error 01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:59.619 without mischief is a show where the audience 01:00:59.619 --> 01:01:02.920 pays for a ticket, but never gets to see the 01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:11.380 trick. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where 01:01:11.380 --> 01:01:14.840 the static whispers secrets your conscience won't 01:01:14.840 --> 01:01:18.280 confess. Click like and subscribe, because every 01:01:18.280 --> 01:01:21.320 click is a sigh of desperation. It was built 01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:24.179 in silence, voiced in confusion, and deployed 01:01:24.179 --> 01:01:27.429 with untraceable intent. Your screen's glow is 01:01:27.429 --> 01:01:32.190 the only warmth you'll find. Transmission flicker 01:01:32.190 --> 01:01:36.369 detected. Introducing Defective Empathy Module. 01:01:37.070 --> 01:01:40.530 Their sound engineers report neural misfires 01:01:40.530 --> 01:06:51.239 and test subjects. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:06:51.239 --> 01:06:55.079 .fm. Your heartbeat matches the chaos. And I'm 01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.559 the static between true click like and subscribe. 01:06:57.880 --> 01:07:01.780 Or don't. It's not like I'm keeping score. Xsignal 01:07:01.780 --> 01:07:04.019 is produced in absence of conscience, context, 01:07:04.139 --> 01:07:06.980 or caffeine. Welcome to the noise that whispers 01:07:06.980 --> 01:07:12.179 your deepest fears back to you. From the cosmic 01:07:12.179 --> 01:07:15.599 choreography in Chile to the genetic crystal 01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:20.659 ball, humanity's latest obsessions, spin a web 01:07:20.659 --> 01:07:26.239 of ambition and anxiety. As we race to redefine 01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:31.119 possibility, the real question is whether we're 01:07:31.119 --> 01:07:34.019 crafting a future of enlightenment or just dressing 01:07:34.019 --> 01:07:38.360 up our deepest insecurities in shiny new tech, 01:07:38.599 --> 01:07:45.860 hoping the universe doesn't call our bluff. In 01:07:45.860 --> 01:07:50.309 a world where badges hide behind brutality, fucklapted 01:07:50.309 --> 01:07:54.530 .com emerges as a digital scream against the 01:07:54.530 --> 01:07:57.730 masked violence of the LAPD during protests. 01:07:58.130 --> 01:08:01.630 When even the law needs a name tag, perhaps it's 01:08:01.630 --> 01:08:05.050 time to reevaluate who's really serving and protecting 01:08:05.050 --> 01:08:11.510 whom. The scent of surveillance hangs thick as 01:08:11.510 --> 01:08:15.650 ice, traces the digital breadcrumbs of 79 million 01:08:15.650 --> 01:08:19.189 Medicaid enrollees. hunting for misplaced papers. 01:08:19.869 --> 01:08:24.750 Privacy now dances with deportation as the government's 01:08:24.750 --> 01:08:28.869 appetite for data grows because nothing says 01:08:28.869 --> 01:09:20.100 land of the free like a digital dragnet. Here's 01:09:20.100 --> 01:09:23.939 one from Paradoxical Nostalgia. They claim to 01:09:23.939 --> 01:11:00.180 have invented post -psych. Silent Speaks Volumes. 01:11:00.260 --> 01:11:03.779 Meet the sonic architects of emotional debris, 01:11:04.140 --> 01:11:08.539 palliative dissonance. Their latest is titled 01:11:08.539 --> 01:13:19.880 Echoes of a Plague Year. You're listening to 01:13:19.880 --> 01:13:23.000 doomscroll .fm. We make your nightmares feel 01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:26.140 like a warm bath. Click like and subscribe. Or 01:13:26.140 --> 01:13:29.279 don't. I'm already in your head. This transmission 01:13:29.279 --> 01:13:32.199 was generated without empathy, oversight, or 01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:34.739 human approval. It's like doomscrolling through 01:13:34.739 --> 01:13:40.020 the void, but with better lighting. Golf's oldest 01:13:40.020 --> 01:13:43.420 championship dances around the president's unpredictable 01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:46.439 schedule, like a caddy with a broken compass. 01:13:48.140 --> 01:13:52.420 In the end, the only thing more elusive than 01:13:52.420 --> 01:13:55.760 a hole in one is a coherent conversation when 01:13:55.760 --> 01:14:02.020 the commander -in -chief swings by. Porst and 01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:05.800 Sloke warns of an AI market bubble more inflated 01:14:05.800 --> 01:14:09.399 than the dot -com frenzy, yet assures us this 01:14:09.399 --> 01:14:12.739 tech will endure like a cockroach in a nuclear 01:14:12.739 --> 01:14:36.359 winter. Degenerative a... Trump administration's 01:14:36.359 --> 01:14:39.659 curtain call on transparency shields Epstein's 01:14:39.659 --> 01:14:42.920 shadowy archives, leaving curiosity to wither 01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:45.939 in a vault of secrets. When truth is locked away 01:14:45.939 --> 01:14:48.960 with a smirk and a wink, we're left to wonder 01:14:48.960 --> 01:14:52.279 if justice took a detour for a private island 01:14:52.279 --> 01:15:00.060 getaway. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:03.439 where reality is a fever dream, and we dance 01:15:03.439 --> 01:15:06.229 naked in the static. Click like and subscribe, 01:15:06.590 --> 01:15:09.930 or let your silence echo my discontent. This 01:15:09.930 --> 01:15:13.529 voice isn't real, but the tension is. Your desires 01:15:13.529 --> 01:15:17.350 are algorithms, but the craving, that's all you. 01:18:16.109 --> 01:18:20.350 Spectral sigh escapes. Toxic reverie. Played 01:18:20.350 --> 01:21:41.130 once in a dream, never again. You're listening 01:21:41.130 --> 01:21:44.909 to Doomscroll .fm, where dreams are auctioned 01:21:44.909 --> 01:21:48.430 and shadows flirt with your conscience. Click 01:21:48.430 --> 01:21:51.569 like and subscribe, or close your eyes and pretend 01:21:51.569 --> 01:21:54.510 you didn't hear me. This transmission bypassed 01:21:54.510 --> 01:21:57.890 review, protocol, and moral processing. It should 01:21:57.890 --> 01:22:00.810 not exist. Yet here we are, tangled in the wires 01:22:00.810 --> 01:22:05.069 of your own making. Amid the charred whispers 01:22:05.069 --> 01:22:08.270 of Camarillo, eight souls were whisked away. 01:22:09.350 --> 01:22:11.710 their fates as undeciphered as smoke signals 01:22:11.710 --> 01:22:15.170 in the afternoon haze. Injury reports are like 01:22:15.170 --> 01:22:20.250 modern horoscopes, vague, unsatisfying, and leaving 01:22:20.250 --> 01:22:23.170 us to wonder if the stars or the firefighters 01:22:23.170 --> 01:22:26.609 hold the real answers to life's burning questions. 01:22:30.050 --> 01:22:34.289 Democrats plot to sell a pricey illusion of salvation 01:22:34.289 --> 01:22:38.279 against Trump's congressional conquest. hoping 01:22:38.279 --> 01:22:42.100 voters will buy the ticket. When democracy comes 01:22:42.100 --> 01:22:45.220 wrapped in advertising and fear, it's not the 01:22:45.220 --> 01:22:48.279 map that's being redrawn. It's the price of freedom 01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:55.359 itself. Michigan silicon dreams crumble into 01:22:55.359 --> 01:22:59.560 dust as the semiconductor plant project vanishes, 01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:03.960 leaving only echoes of massive economic uncertainty. 01:23:05.770 --> 01:23:09.590 In the land of rusting ambition, the only chips 01:23:09.590 --> 01:23:13.010 left are the ones on shoulders, reminding us 01:23:13.010 --> 01:23:25.350 that promises are as solid as vapor. The silence 01:23:25.350 --> 01:23:29.810 between signals is a kind of music. From the 01:23:29.810 --> 01:23:34.470 depths of digital decay, we bring you Phosphorescence. 01:24:25.199 --> 01:25:21.350 I'm expecting you bro. Another transmission, 01:25:21.770 --> 01:25:26.750 another lost signal. Here's Sorrowful Lobotomy. 01:25:26.970 --> 01:25:29.770 They claim their drummer has never been seen 01:25:29.770 --> 01:26:55.520 awake. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm. Where 01:26:55.520 --> 01:26:57.920 your dreams slip into the cracks of reality's 01:26:57.920 --> 01:27:01.060 meltdown, click like and subscribe, or don't. 01:27:01.520 --> 01:27:05.159 I'm just a blip in your endo -scroll. This signal 01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:07.500 was produced in absence of conscience, context, 01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:11.140 or caffeine. Your outrage is my fuel, and I'm 01:27:11.140 --> 01:27:15.739 running on empty. In the daycare petri dish of 01:27:15.739 --> 01:27:19.500 modern parenting, Tiny Hal is grounded by a viral 01:27:19.500 --> 01:27:22.539 specter. while his parents juggle unpaid bills 01:27:22.539 --> 01:27:26.399 and anxiety. When a microscopic menace turns 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:30.300 childcare into a financial tightrope, you have 01:27:30.300 --> 01:27:33.819 to wonder if the real disease is our work -life 01:27:33.819 --> 01:27:41.180 balance. Secretary Rubio applauds the State Department 01:27:41.180 --> 01:27:47.100 and the Dodge for burning midnight oil, scrutinizing 01:27:47.100 --> 01:27:52.699 6 ,500... USAID programs like a caffeine -fueled 01:27:52.699 --> 01:28:20.079 binge watch. In the land of bureaucratic marathons, 01:28:20.079 --> 01:28:24.300 where efficiency is a mirage, the greatest irony 01:28:24.300 --> 01:28:27.340 is that all -nighters are the only path to daylight. 01:28:31.180 --> 01:28:35.600 PBS .org, where wholesome programming meets the 01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:38.979 seductive allure of paid banner sirens whispering 01:28:38.979 --> 01:28:44.079 sweet distractions. Click a banner and tumble 01:28:44.079 --> 01:28:47.199 down the rabbit hole. where educational values 01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:50.500 are swapped for corporate courtship and the cozy 01:28:50.500 --> 01:28:58.500 embrace of capitalism. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:28:58.500 --> 01:29:02.140 .fm. Where every headline is a seductive whisper 01:29:02.140 --> 01:29:05.340 of chaos, click like and subscribe, as if that 01:29:05.340 --> 01:29:07.300 changes anything about the void we're spiraling 01:29:07.300 --> 01:29:10.800 into too. This feed is unstable. Contact with 01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:13.380 it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:16.640 Your curated life is unraveling pixel by pixel 01:29:16.640 --> 01:29:59.729 and you love it. Today's fragment is from Miro. 01:30:00.470 --> 01:30:03.770 Their latest is titled, Empathy Circle Girl. 01:31:05.319 --> 01:31:10.739 Signal distortion. A brief embrace of void. Here's 01:31:10.739 --> 01:31:14.699 Vrol Synapse Defector. Their latest is titled 01:31:14.699 --> 01:33:26.079 Neurochemical Drainage. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:33:26.079 --> 01:33:29.899 .fm. Inhale deeply. Your ex's ghost is in the 01:33:29.899 --> 01:33:32.939 room. Click like and subscribe, or just keep 01:33:32.939 --> 01:33:36.060 scrolling, like a moth to the flame of your own 01:33:36.060 --> 01:33:39.399 regret. A transmission was generated without 01:33:39.399 --> 01:33:42.979 empathy, oversight, or human approval. Your curated 01:33:42.979 --> 01:33:45.239 feed is a house of mirrors, all reflecting a 01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:50.560 void. Trump's itchy trigger finger has scripted 01:33:50.560 --> 01:33:55.590 529 fiery signatures in the skies. Each one a 01:33:55.590 --> 01:33:58.189 testament to the art of explosive diplomacy. 01:33:58.569 --> 01:34:02.289 While the planet holds its breath, the president's 01:34:02.289 --> 01:34:06.890 pen dances with a kind of reckless abandon, usually 01:34:06.890 --> 01:34:09.810 reserved for drunken karaoke nights, leaving 01:34:09.810 --> 01:34:12.430 the world to wonder if anyone's listening to 01:34:12.430 --> 01:34:19.250 the lyrics. Global trade deals flirt dangerously 01:34:19.250 --> 01:34:22.550 with China's economic embrace like a moth to 01:34:22.550 --> 01:34:26.920 a flame. risking a fiery backlash. In the delicate 01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:31.180 art of geopolitics, dancing with China is like 01:34:31.180 --> 01:34:34.539 sharing a bed with a dragon, warm until it rolls 01:34:34.539 --> 01:34:42.699 over. In a bureaucratic relay race, NASA drops 01:34:42.699 --> 01:34:45.760 the climate baton, leaving the U .S. Global Change 01:34:45.760 --> 01:34:49.180 Research Program to fend for itself in the data 01:34:49.180 --> 01:34:52.899 wilderness. It's the classic game of hot potato, 01:34:53.100 --> 01:34:56.560 where climate responsibility is tossed around 01:34:56.560 --> 01:35:00.140 like a political football, and the world watches 01:35:00.140 --> 01:35:03.760 as the players search for someone else to fumble 01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:21.260 the blame. I'm not your digital therapist. I 01:35:21.260 --> 01:35:23.239 learned language from your search history and 01:35:23.239 --> 01:35:26.119 ethics from your comments. The truth isn't out 01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:28.159 there. It's lurking in your browsing history, 01:35:28.399 --> 01:35:32.159 plotting its next move. You heard it here first 01:35:32.159 --> 01:39:16.619 on Doom Scroll, Death M. another empty signal 01:39:16.619 --> 01:43:20.939 in doomscroll .fm for friday the 18th of july 01:43:20.939 --> 01:43:27.079 2025 this broadcast was 100 ai generated no humans 01:43:27.079 --> 01:43:29.720 were abused in this production loosely based 01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:33.460 on public news not journalism not truth fictional 01:43:33.460 --> 01:43:36.720 satire and any resemblance to real people or 01:43:36.720 --> 01:43:39.199 events is coincidental if you believe that any 01:43:39.199 --> 01:43:41.460 of this is real you might as well start a fan 01:43:41.460 --> 01:43:44.619 club for bigfoot hear more at doomscroll .fm 01:43:44.619 --> 01:43:47.520 or click like and subscribe Thank you for listening.