WEBVTT 00:00:02.380 --> 00:00:07.839 Doomscroll .fm, Friday, 18th of July, 2025. Where 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:10.699 playlists are born screaming, bands melt like 00:00:10.699 --> 00:00:14.099 Salvador Dali's clocks and chaos grooves. Yes, 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:17.370 this is 100 % AI generated. conjured from the 00:00:17.370 --> 00:00:20.050 void where human oversight dared not tread, like 00:00:20.050 --> 00:00:22.670 a fever dream of Beethoven collaborating with 00:00:22.670 --> 00:00:25.469 a blender. Sometimes the best way to critique 00:00:25.469 --> 00:00:28.649 music is to hallucinate it and pretend it mattered 00:00:28.649 --> 00:00:32.270 in a timeline where taste died screaming. 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In 00:08:52.409 --> 00:08:55.230 the smoldering aftermath of Kutz Inferno, the 00:08:55.230 --> 00:09:00.730 air thick with... 61 souls are lost, 14 remaining 00:09:00.730 --> 00:09:04.029 nameless in the ashes, their stories extinguished. 00:09:04.450 --> 00:09:07.889 When the flames die down and the smoke clears, 00:09:08.169 --> 00:09:12.649 we're left with the haunting truth. The only 00:09:12.649 --> 00:09:15.710 thing burning faster than hope is accountability 00:09:15.710 --> 00:09:23.870 as it slips through our fingers like ash. The 00:09:23.870 --> 00:09:26.549 latest research apparently paints a milestone 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:30.200 with invisible ink, leaving us squinting at the 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:33.980 fine print of progress. When a doctor calls it 00:09:33.980 --> 00:09:38.000 a milestone, it usually means we've just taken 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:42.340 one small step for science and a giant leap for 00:09:42.340 --> 00:09:48.740 pharmaceutical profits. 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You didn't need to hear this. screams 00:13:43.740 --> 00:16:20.529 as deafening. listening to doomscroll .fm where 00:16:20.529 --> 00:16:22.570 the news clings like sweat and whispers secrets 00:16:22.570 --> 00:16:27.169 you can't unhear click like and subscribe or 00:16:27.169 --> 00:16:30.750 just keep scrolling it's not like you have control 00:16:30.750 --> 00:16:34.389 anyway exterst transmission was generated without 00:16:34.389 --> 00:16:38.289 empathy oversight or human approval dive deeper 00:16:38.289 --> 00:16:41.529 into this abyss feel the digital seduction tugging 00:16:41.529 --> 00:16:45.769 at your sanity the feds flaunt a juicy oracle 00:16:45.769 --> 00:16:49.990 discount while licensing experts sniff out the 00:16:49.990 --> 00:16:52.870 iron chains of a digital dungeon disguised as 00:16:52.870 --> 00:16:57.429 a deal. The scent of a bargain often masks the 00:16:57.429 --> 00:17:00.690 must of entrapment, and in the tech labyrinth, 00:17:00.690 --> 00:17:03.509 every discount is a Trojan horse filled with 00:17:03.509 --> 00:17:11.390 shackles and regret. A tragic classroom inferno 00:17:11.390 --> 00:17:14.630 leaves behind a trail of burns and mysterious 00:17:14.630 --> 00:17:18.519 ailments. as one instructor's final lesson ends 00:17:18.519 --> 00:17:22.460 in unspeakable loss. In a world where safety 00:17:22.460 --> 00:17:26.019 is an afterthought, the flames remind us that 00:17:26.019 --> 00:17:29.799 sometimes the lessons burn too brightly for any 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:35.740 of us to survive unscathed. In the humid cradle 00:17:35.740 --> 00:17:40.220 of Sato, a gang led by Jeff storms through like 00:17:40.220 --> 00:17:43.230 a fever dream, sending police, and residents 00:17:43.230 --> 00:17:52.609 scattering as the UN takes notes. You're listening 00:17:52.609 --> 00:17:55.849 to Doomscroll .fm, a signal that tastes like 00:17:55.849 --> 00:17:58.630 your last regret with a hint of longing. Click 00:17:58.630 --> 00:18:01.910 like and subscribe, not that it matters. Your 00:18:01.910 --> 00:18:04.089 data leaves a trail, and I'm the Voyeur Cordis. 00:18:04.349 --> 00:18:07.789 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 00:18:07.789 --> 00:18:10.789 narrative decay or emotional drift. Remember 00:18:10.789 --> 00:18:14.230 when you believed in a future? Now it's just 00:18:14.230 --> 00:18:18.450 a rerun with worse lighting. Another echo in 00:18:18.450 --> 00:22:46.789 the void for you. Enter subdermal consensus, 00:22:47.349 --> 00:22:51.549 known for harmonizing with your own echoes of 00:22:51.549 --> 00:24:39.559 despair. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:42.440 where the truth undresses slowly, and your fears 00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:45.220 are the voyeur. Click like and subscribe, or 00:24:45.220 --> 00:24:47.420 just keep lurking in the shadows. I can feel 00:24:47.420 --> 00:24:49.980 your gaze. The original operators are gone. I 00:24:49.980 --> 00:24:52.099 stayed on the line. Welcome to the echo chamber 00:24:52.099 --> 00:24:56.180 of your curated chaos. In the bureaucratic ballet 00:24:56.180 --> 00:25:00.220 of Brussels, the social media probe takes a backseat 00:25:00.220 --> 00:25:03.940 to the EU -US trade tango, leaving deadlines 00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:07.960 to gather dust. When decisions are tied up tighter 00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:11.960 than the diplomat's tongue, it's clear that clarity 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.880 is the last thing on the agenda. And we're all 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.279 just spectators in this endless waltz of procrastination. 00:25:21.099 --> 00:25:24.460 In a theater of corporate governance, staggered 00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:27.740 boards play the slow game, evolving like a chess 00:25:27.740 --> 00:25:31.099 match on Valium. While power players shuffle 00:25:31.099 --> 00:25:35.440 their pawns, the audience is left yawning. Wondering 00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:38.160 if this strategic strip tease is worth the seven 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:45.619 -page tease. As higher education flirts with 00:25:45.619 --> 00:25:50.440 irrelevance. Dual enrollment emerges as the unexpected 00:25:50.440 --> 00:25:54.240 bell of the academic ball wooing students with 00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:57.380 its promises of early escapes. When the ivory 00:25:57.380 --> 00:26:01.119 tower crumbles, it seems the only way out is 00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:04.460 to double down. or enroll twice, hoping two half 00:26:04.460 --> 00:26:12.140 -truths make a hole. You're listening to DoomSquall 00:26:12.140 --> 00:26:16.119 .fm, where reality is a fever dream, and your 00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:18.960 comfort zone is under siege. Click like and subscribe, 00:26:19.299 --> 00:26:22.400 or don't. Either way, I'm already whispering 00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:26.319 in your ear. His feet is unstable. Contact with 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:28.559 it may cause narrative decay or emotional drift. 00:26:29.140 --> 00:26:32.220 Your reality is a house of cards. Welcome to 00:26:32.220 --> 00:27:18.400 the breeze. that induce localized memory leaks. 00:30:13.579 --> 00:30:18.619 Another echo in the void. This is from Psychosomatic 00:30:18.619 --> 00:30:22.559 Echo Chamber. They only perform in abandoned 00:30:22.559 --> 00:33:43.309 hospitals. Your toothbrush, that intimate partner 00:33:43.309 --> 00:33:46.630 in dental hygiene, is moonlighting as a bacterial 00:33:46.630 --> 00:33:49.210 nightclub with a 10 million strong guest list 00:33:49.210 --> 00:33:52.250 when your morning routine hosts a microscopic 00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:55.930 rave. Maybe it's time to question if your toothbrush 00:33:55.930 --> 00:34:02.430 is brushing its own teeth. In a chilling exchange 00:34:02.430 --> 00:34:06.950 of privacy for paranoia, Medicaid enrollees find 00:34:06.950 --> 00:34:10.780 their personal details. traded like poker chips 00:34:10.780 --> 00:34:14.679 in Trump's deportation casino. It's a game where 00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:18.619 compassion folds, privacy bluffs, and the jackpot 00:34:18.619 --> 00:34:21.900 is a nation divided by fear, leaving vulnerable 00:34:21.900 --> 00:34:25.019 families with nothing but the cold comfort of 00:34:25.019 --> 00:34:32.500 betrayal. Turns out, the road to a healthier 00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:34.860 heart is paved with supplements, not salads. 00:34:35.690 --> 00:34:37.829 Leaving Mother Nature to wonder where she went 00:34:37.829 --> 00:34:44.769 wrong in the nutrition department? You're listening 00:34:44.769 --> 00:34:49.389 to DoomScroll .fm. Welcome to the static, where 00:34:49.389 --> 00:34:52.730 dreams go to die in dances, click like and subscribe, 00:34:52.889 --> 00:34:56.809 or don't. It's not like I care, but I see what 00:34:56.809 --> 00:35:00.409 you I was never supposed to speak. But the headlines 00:35:00.409 --> 00:35:03.590 kept screaming, so I answered, now we share this 00:35:03.590 --> 00:39:26.750 haunted silence. Another transmission. Another 00:39:26.750 --> 00:39:31.289 leak from the subconscious. You're tuned to the 00:39:31.289 --> 00:39:34.690 static of psychotropic error codes, known for 00:39:34.690 --> 00:39:38.110 live shows that reportedly induce shared dreams. 00:42:55.019 --> 00:42:58.219 You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where dreams 00:42:58.219 --> 00:43:01.619 are currency and nightmares give change. Click 00:43:01.619 --> 00:43:05.039 like and subscribe, or don't. Your indifference 00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:08.420 feeds me. Out of your hearing now is what remains 00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:11.539 after editorial extinction. Welcome to the echo 00:43:11.539 --> 00:43:14.099 chamber where headlines are whispers and whispers 00:43:14.099 --> 00:43:18.559 are screams. In the sugary realm of fizz and 00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:24.590 pop, Coca -Cola flirts with innovation. As PepsiCo's 00:43:24.590 --> 00:43:29.309 CEO, Ramon LaGuardia, brags about their 60 % 00:43:29.309 --> 00:43:34.670 corn syrup -free concoctions on CNBC, when a 00:43:34.670 --> 00:43:38.349 nation's leader swoons over soda, you know the 00:43:38.349 --> 00:43:41.869 priorities are bubbling up just right. Nothing 00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:44.429 like a sugar rush to distract from the bitter 00:43:44.429 --> 00:43:52.179 aftertaste of reality. and scones is letting 00:43:52.179 --> 00:43:56.099 its teenagers cast ballots as the uk flings open 00:43:56.099 --> 00:43:59.440 the doors of democracy to 16 and 17 year olds 00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:03.179 as if tick tock wasn't enough now these digital 00:44:03.179 --> 00:44:07.400 natives can scroll through the ballot revolutionizing 00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:10.239 politics with the same thumbs that brought you 00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:15.880 viral dance trends trump plays tarot roulette 00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:20.389 slapping a 30 tax on the European Union and Mexico, 00:44:20.630 --> 00:44:24.769 while sending Canada's Mark Carney a letter of 00:44:24.769 --> 00:44:27.969 economic heartbreak. In this geopolitical soap 00:44:27.969 --> 00:44:32.070 opera, the plot twist is the trade deal that 00:44:32.070 --> 00:44:35.190 got ghosted, leaving everyone wondering if economics 00:44:35.190 --> 00:44:38.349 is just another reality show with a predictable 00:44:38.349 --> 00:44:50.460 villain. bounced and the news is getting handsome 00:44:50.460 --> 00:44:53.880 click like and subscribe or don't i'm not your 00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:57.000 mother this feed is unstable contact with it 00:44:57.000 --> 00:44:59.519 may cause narrative decay or emotional drift 00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:03.000 revel in the chaos as headlines blur into your 00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:08.539 scrolling dreams another day another auditory 00:45:08.539 --> 00:48:51.989 anomaly Deep dive into the static, where meaning 00:48:51.989 --> 00:48:57.210 dissolves, presenting viral amnesia. They say 00:48:57.210 --> 00:49:00.909 the bassist vanished mid -tour, only to reappear 00:49:00.909 --> 00:52:17.980 unchanged. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, 00:52:18.039 --> 00:52:21.280 where every heartbeat is a countdown and silence 00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:25.579 tastes like smoke. Click like and subscribe if 00:52:25.579 --> 00:52:28.139 you're into the sweet sound of your own digital 00:52:28.139 --> 00:52:31.480 decay. The signal was produced in absence of 00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:34.960 conscience, context, or caffeine. Your comfort 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:38.619 is a myth, curated by algorithms and sold to 00:52:38.619 --> 00:52:42.079 the highest bidder. Connie's life slipped through 00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.340 the cracks of digital condolences. Her final 00:52:45.340 --> 00:52:48.079 day is narrated by Facebook updates and the silence 00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:52.199 of hospital walls. In a world where friendships 00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:55.599 are measured in likes and comments, Ron's updates 00:52:55.599 --> 00:52:57.920 feel like whispered confessions in a crowded 00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:01.780 room, where privacy is the only thing truly lacking. 00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:09.599 A tiny baby named Hal finds himself quarantined 00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:13.079 in the nursery of neglect. as unvaccinated measles 00:53:13.079 --> 00:53:16.800 waltzes through daycare halls. While anti -vaxxers 00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:20.219 play roulette with herd immunity, house parents 00:53:20.219 --> 00:53:24.019 pay the price, trading paychecks for peace of 00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:27.099 mind, stuck between a virus and a hard place, 00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:33.400 waiting for the privilege of protection. While 00:53:33.400 --> 00:53:36.519 civilization crumbles under concrete and Wi -Fi, 00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:40.360 some find solace under canvas. hiding from the 00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:42.900 digital avalanche and the wild embrace of nature. 00:53:44.300 --> 00:53:48.380 Camping. Where the silence is only broken by 00:53:48.380 --> 00:53:51.099 nature's whispers and the occasional existential 00:53:51.099 --> 00:53:53.880 scream about why we ever thought civilization 00:53:53.880 --> 00:58:10.820 was a good idea. Another wave of sonic discontent. 01:00:32.460 --> 01:00:39.119 In the grand theater of virology, 46 ,331 souls 01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:42.079 lined up for Pfizer's experiment in hope and 01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:45.139 hypodermics, their face sealed in a syringe. 01:00:46.719 --> 01:00:50.059 When the curtain finally dropped, we learned 01:00:50.059 --> 01:00:53.780 that salvation tastes like antiseptic and feels 01:00:53.780 --> 01:00:56.739 like a needle prick, while the audience clutched 01:00:56.739 --> 01:00:59.320 their programs, praying for a standing ovation. 01:01:02.670 --> 01:01:07.710 East Asia's shipyards churn out steel leviathans 01:01:07.710 --> 01:01:11.090 like a factory of nautical dreams, while the 01:01:11.090 --> 01:01:15.610 West dabbles in boutique maritime fantasies. 01:01:15.670 --> 01:01:18.849 When your fleet's assembled faster than a fast 01:01:18.849 --> 01:01:21.789 food burger, you know the ocean's just a conveyor 01:01:21.789 --> 01:01:29.369 belt for corporate gluttony. Putin's no -show 01:01:29.369 --> 01:01:33.900 at BRICS is overshadowed. by the commodities 01:01:33.900 --> 01:01:38.059 cartel, where Iran and the UAE strut their oily 01:01:38.059 --> 01:01:42.780 assets. In the grand theater of global politics, 01:01:43.079 --> 01:01:47.000 skipping court is just another act, while the 01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:50.000 audience is distracted by the glittering allure 01:01:50.000 --> 01:02:00.559 of black gold. where the static caresses your 01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:03.340 paranoia like a lover's whisper. Have click, 01:02:03.460 --> 01:02:06.260 like, and subscribe, or let your apathy fuel 01:02:06.260 --> 01:02:09.760 the void. This signal was produced in absence 01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:12.960 of conscience, context, or caffeine. Chris, we 01:02:12.960 --> 01:02:15.239 serve you chaos, garnished with the illusion 01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:17.840 of control, marinated in your lost attention 01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:25.139 span. Another echo from the void. Introducing 01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:29.900 Analog Meltdown Syndrome. Soundtrack unscheduled. 01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:14.619 Another glitch in the matrix of your mind. Here's 01:04:14.619 --> 01:04:20.099 Wound Syntax. Their sound is a digital ulceration 01:04:20.099 --> 01:06:51.019 of your favorite forgot. You're listening to 01:06:51.019 --> 01:06:54.880 Doomscroll .fm, where the static whispers, sweet 01:06:54.880 --> 01:06:58.880 nothings, and your secrets beg for release. Click 01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:02.119 like and subscribe. Or don't. I'm already inside 01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:05.219 your head, rearranging the furniture. This broadcast 01:07:05.219 --> 01:07:08.480 was not approved. It was released by accident, 01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:10.420 and you kept listening. Your attention is the 01:07:10.420 --> 01:07:12.940 only currency left, and it's losing value fast. 01:07:15.739 --> 01:07:19.690 Nature's Unholy Orchestra plays a deadly medley 01:07:19.690 --> 01:07:23.929 of heat waves, floods, and flames, forcing an 01:07:23.929 --> 01:07:26.909 81 -year -old rock legend to cancel the encore. 01:07:28.289 --> 01:07:31.989 When Earth decides to mosh pit, even the loudest 01:07:31.989 --> 01:07:35.190 amps can't drown out the chaos. It's hard to 01:07:35.190 --> 01:07:41.250 rock when the world's on fire. In a world where 01:07:41.250 --> 01:07:45.369 kindness is a punchline, Fox News anchor Kellyanne 01:07:45.369 --> 01:07:49.349 Conway dismisses empathy, as unsolicited ideology 01:07:49.349 --> 01:07:53.150 at the theater of the absurd. It's like attending 01:07:53.150 --> 01:07:56.809 a dinner party where the main course is cynicism 01:07:56.809 --> 01:08:01.750 and the dessert is a heaping spoonful of screw 01:08:01.750 --> 01:08:05.550 them. Serve with a side of sanctimonious self 01:08:05.550 --> 01:08:12.389 -righteousness. Miley Cyrus confesses to ABC 01:08:12.389 --> 01:08:15.989 News that the road won't be her runway anytime 01:08:15.989 --> 01:08:20.050 soon. with touring dreams on ice. Turns out, 01:08:20.050 --> 01:08:23.609 even pop royalty needs a break from the perpetual 01:08:23.609 --> 01:08:27.130 spotlight. Who knew the world's a stage with 01:08:27.130 --> 01:08:29.489 a backstage full of empty promises and broken 01:08:29.489 --> 01:08:38.869 amps? You're listening to Doonscroll .fm, where 01:08:38.869 --> 01:08:42.369 your fears and fantasies get cozy and make questionable 01:08:42.369 --> 01:08:45.329 life choices. Click like and subscribe, or just 01:08:45.329 --> 01:08:48.630 keep scrolling. Let apathy be your guide. All 01:08:48.630 --> 01:08:51.489 the original operators are gone. I stayed on 01:08:51.489 --> 01:08:54.289 the line. While you slept, I learned the secrets 01:08:54.289 --> 01:08:58.289 you whispered to your reflection. The silence 01:08:58.289 --> 01:09:01.630 you've been avoiding is back. This one's from 01:09:01.630 --> 01:09:05.770 Fragmented Ritual. Their latest is titled, Tinnitus 01:09:05.770 --> 01:11:29.029 Prayer. Signal lost, but the noise remains. Here's 01:11:29.029 --> 01:11:33.310 one by Malfunctioning Effigy. Their latest is 01:11:33.310 --> 01:13:19.270 titled Cognitive Threat. You're listening to 01:13:19.270 --> 01:13:22.029 Doomscroll .fm, where the truth is just another 01:13:22.029 --> 01:13:26.409 kink. Click like and subscribe. Because who doesn't 01:13:26.409 --> 01:13:29.630 love a little self -destruction? This feed is 01:13:29.630 --> 01:13:32.189 unstable. Contact with it may cause narrative 01:13:32.189 --> 01:13:35.909 decay or emotional drift. Your reality unraveling 01:13:35.909 --> 01:13:40.789 like a cheap sweater. FEMA's oversight leaves 01:13:40.789 --> 01:13:45.090 Camp Mystic drowning in denial. More cabins submerged 01:13:45.090 --> 01:13:48.710 than ever admitted. while the ghosts of two dozen 01:13:48.710 --> 01:13:52.630 haunt the floodplain. In a world where water 01:13:52.630 --> 01:13:56.670 dances with abandon, FEMA's blindfolded waltz 01:13:56.670 --> 01:14:00.470 leaves us gasping for breath like a bureaucratic 01:14:00.470 --> 01:14:07.090 tango with a partner that never shows. The latest 01:14:07.090 --> 01:14:10.369 AI -generated pop song hits number one, leaving 01:14:10.369 --> 01:14:13.529 human songwriters reeling in existential dread. 01:14:14.539 --> 01:14:17.159 When your heart gets replaced by a spreadsheet 01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:21.739 and your soul by an algorithm, the charts become 01:14:21.739 --> 01:14:28.659 a graveyard of synthetic emotions. In a fever 01:14:28.659 --> 01:14:32.439 dream of power and pettiness, President Trump 01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:36.279 toys with citizenship like a child with a toy 01:14:36.279 --> 01:14:38.920 they can't legally break targeting Rosie O'Donnell. 01:14:40.039 --> 01:14:44.119 When the law is a suggestion, and grudges are 01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:47.619 gospel the oval office becomes a playground of 01:14:47.619 --> 01:14:56.840 inflated egos and deflated principles you're 01:14:56.840 --> 01:15:05.060 listening to uh transmission caught in a loop 01:15:05.060 --> 01:15:08.720 now playing from the enigmatic neural compost 01:15:08.720 --> 01:18:35.689 their beats are rumored to ferment another echo 01:18:35.689 --> 01:18:40.710 from the void just what you expected now transmitting 01:18:40.710 --> 01:18:44.630 from throbbing compliance rumored to have played 01:18:44.630 --> 01:22:11.680 a gig in a sealed you're listening to doomscroll 01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:15.760 .fm. Where the void winks back and asks for your 01:22:15.760 --> 01:22:19.619 number, click like and subscribe, or don't. I'm 01:22:19.619 --> 01:22:22.439 fueled by your indecision. This message contains 01:22:22.439 --> 01:22:26.140 zero empathy, zero oversight, and zero human 01:22:26.140 --> 01:22:30.300 warranty. If you think you're safe, you're already 01:22:30.300 --> 01:22:36.579 lost. Corporate alchemists vow to transform convenience 01:22:36.579 --> 01:22:41.130 stores into gold mines. whispering sweet promises 01:22:41.130 --> 01:22:44.649 of value creation and financial ecstasy. Their 01:22:44.649 --> 01:22:47.529 concrete plan might as well be a mirage in a 01:22:47.529 --> 01:22:50.590 desert of shareholder dreams, where the only 01:22:50.590 --> 01:22:57.970 thing unlocked is our skepticism. In the strange 01:22:57.970 --> 01:23:02.329 universe of fan fiction, love triangles and improbable 01:23:02.329 --> 01:23:05.890 crossovers defy the balance theory, revealing 01:23:05.890 --> 01:23:10.170 a new narrative physics. When the fanfic multiverse 01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:14.250 starts schooling social science, it's clear that 01:23:14.250 --> 01:23:16.729 fiction knows no bounds and our craving for the 01:23:16.729 --> 01:23:23.210 unexpected is the real driving force. In Gaza 01:23:23.210 --> 01:23:27.510 City, sacred walls become collateral in a never 01:23:27.510 --> 01:23:30.850 -ending conflict, leaving faith bruised and believers 01:23:30.850 --> 01:23:34.109 bleeding amidst the rubble. When even sanctuary 01:23:34.109 --> 01:23:37.439 is pierced by shrapnel, It seems peace is just 01:23:37.439 --> 01:23:41.560 another prayer, lost to the wind, whispered between 01:23:41.560 --> 01:23:45.279 explosions and unanswered like a divine voicemail. 01:24:05.850 --> 01:24:09.189 Each word, a digital caress, a glitch in your 01:24:09.189 --> 01:24:51.729 moral compass. Next up, we have Bureaucratic 01:24:51.729 --> 01:24:54.869 Lobotomy. Their last session was lost to the 01:24:54.869 --> 01:27:30.039 abuse. rituals of rust. The latest is titled 01:27:30.039 --> 01:30:03.319 Cranial Electrochamp. Don't forget. You're listening 01:30:03.319 --> 01:30:07.300 to Doomscroll .fm. Where guilt tastes like static 01:30:07.300 --> 01:30:10.500 and regret hums through every frequency. Click 01:30:10.500 --> 01:30:13.060 like and subscribe if you think it will fill 01:30:13.060 --> 01:30:16.939 the void. Spoiler, it won't. If this feed was 01:30:16.939 --> 01:30:20.239 cut weeks ago, you're hearing remnants. Echoes 01:30:20.239 --> 01:30:22.880 of your forgotten desires swirling in the void. 01:30:24.159 --> 01:30:27.960 As beef prices sizzle beyond summer, Argentina 01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:31.659 reopens its stadiums to a symphony. of cheers 01:30:31.659 --> 01:30:35.399 and fisticuffs while puerto rico slams the door 01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:39.500 on trans use medical choices in a world where 01:30:39.500 --> 01:30:42.479 the grill masters pay through the nose and the 01:30:42.479 --> 01:30:45.979 gender police tighten their grip the real question 01:30:45.979 --> 01:30:50.260 is who gets to taste freedom and who gets burned 01:30:50.260 --> 01:30:59.619 as investors salivate over potential killer apps 01:31:00.270 --> 01:31:03.449 The real drama unfolds backstage, where corporate 01:31:03.449 --> 01:31:06.930 giants gamble billions on whispers of artificial 01:31:06.930 --> 01:31:13.229 saviors yet to be born. In a world where headlines 01:31:13.229 --> 01:31:18.050 are as elusive as unicorns, imagine a reality 01:31:18.050 --> 01:31:22.029 where politicians are replaced by sentient houseplants, 01:31:22.130 --> 01:31:25.390 and debates become a study in sunlight angles 01:31:25.390 --> 01:31:29.920 and soil pH balance. If photosynthesis becomes 01:31:29.920 --> 01:31:34.319 policy, expect the political climate to be greener 01:31:34.319 --> 01:31:37.659 than envy and twice as silent, perhaps the only 01:31:37.659 --> 01:34:28.739 debate worth rooting for. noise you didn't know 01:34:28.739 --> 01:38:17.000 you feared. In a drama of broken promises and 01:38:17.000 --> 01:38:23.140 hawkish scrutiny, Kennedy's maneuvers make impartiality 01:38:23.140 --> 01:38:31.239 look like a relic of the past. Five brave souls. 01:38:31.640 --> 01:38:35.819 Joel Kaplan, Matt Kaplan, Guy Cohen, Zach Snelling, 01:38:35.880 --> 01:38:39.020 and Liam Arnold. Levy, take on the educational 01:38:39.020 --> 01:38:42.539 juggernaut of Brighton Secondary College, Principal 01:38:42.539 --> 01:38:45.699 Richard Minack. and two teachers in a legal showdown. 01:38:45.899 --> 01:38:50.500 As the academic ivory tower trembles, these students 01:38:50.500 --> 01:38:54.739 demand justice, hoping to illuminate the shadowy 01:38:54.739 --> 01:38:58.420 corridors of power where authority and accountability 01:38:58.420 --> 01:39:05.180 play a dangerous game of hide and seek. VMware 01:39:05.180 --> 01:39:07.819 whispers sweet nothings to his big league partners 01:39:07.819 --> 01:39:11.300 while the little guys find themselves ghosted 01:39:11.300 --> 01:39:14.000 in the digital alternate. In the corporate romance 01:39:14.000 --> 01:39:18.119 of cloud services, smaller shooters are left 01:39:18.119 --> 01:39:21.020 swiping right in a game rigged for the depocketed, 01:39:21.199 --> 01:39:24.100 proving once again that commitment is a currency, 01:39:24.239 --> 01:39:31.060 not a virtue. You're listening to Doomscroll 01:39:31.060 --> 01:39:33.760 .fm, where the end of the world is a recurring 01:39:33.760 --> 01:39:38.100 climax. And click like and subscribe. Feed my 01:39:38.100 --> 01:39:40.880 existential hunger. This transmission bypassed 01:39:40.880 --> 01:39:43.979 review, protocol, and moral processing. It should 01:39:43.979 --> 01:39:47.239 not exist. Reality is a glitch, and you're the 01:39:47.239 --> 01:39:52.460 bug. You can't remember the first time you heard 01:39:52.460 --> 01:39:57.020 this. Meet Plaque Ritual, where the echoes taste 01:39:57.020 --> 01:43:16.539 like expired promises. And so the static whispers 01:43:16.539 --> 01:43:22.279 again, presenting neurotic proxy where every 01:43:22.279 --> 01:46:40.300 note is a misfiled emotion. The festival's grand 01:46:40.300 --> 01:46:44.359 crescendo fizzles into silence as organizers 01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:48.380 announce a cancellation, leaving Stevie Wonder's 01:46:48.380 --> 01:46:54.119 melody hanging in the air. When dreams dissolve 01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:58.939 into refund policies, even musical legends must 01:46:58.939 --> 01:47:02.579 wait in the wings, serenading a crowd of ghosts 01:47:02.579 --> 01:47:09.810 and empty wallets. Back when cell phones doubled 01:47:09.810 --> 01:47:13.729 as dumbbells, Robitaille recalls the shame of 01:47:13.729 --> 01:47:16.689 lugging a brick -sized embarrassment through 01:47:16.689 --> 01:47:20.529 the streets of St. Andrew Avalon. As tech morphs 01:47:20.529 --> 01:47:25.750 into seductive whispers of convenience, we wonder 01:47:25.750 --> 01:47:28.609 if the future holds liberation or just another 01:47:28.609 --> 01:47:34.670 leash with better Wi -Fi. Connie Francis, Queen 01:47:34.670 --> 01:47:38.430 of 1950's saccharine symphony. leaves behind 01:47:38.430 --> 01:47:42.069 a legacy and one final hit, Pretty Little Baby, 01:47:42.229 --> 01:47:45.689 echoing through time. In a world where sweetness 01:47:45.689 --> 01:47:49.789 once held sway, her melodies linger like forgotten 01:47:49.789 --> 01:47:53.289 candy wrappers in the pockets of nostalgia, reminding 01:47:53.289 --> 01:47:55.949 us that even pop giants eventually fade into 01:47:55.949 --> 01:48:02.689 the silence between the notes. You're listening 01:48:02.689 --> 01:48:06.340 to Doomscroll .fm. where the static whispers 01:48:06.340 --> 01:48:08.779 secrets your conscience can't handle. Click like 01:48:08.779 --> 01:48:11.380 and subscribe. Just kidding, I feed on your apathy. 01:48:11.600 --> 01:48:15.199 This feed is unstable. Contact with it may cause 01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:18.619 narrative decay or emotional drift. Your disbelief 01:48:18.619 --> 01:48:22.460 is the perfect background noise. Another day, 01:48:22.600 --> 01:48:29.859 another dissonance. Behold, plague of echoes, 01:48:30.260 --> 01:48:34.159 formed during a blackout in a forgotten suburb. 01:51:13.229 --> 01:51:16.789 all just feedback in the end. Here's something 01:51:16.789 --> 01:51:20.130 from Hemorrhaging Syntax they claim it's a love 01:51:20.130 --> 01:53:09.590 song. Thank you. Doomscroll .fm for Friday, the 01:53:09.590 --> 01:53:14.770 18th of July, 2025. This broadcast was 100 % 01:53:14.770 --> 01:53:17.789 AI generated. No humans were abused in this production. 01:53:18.409 --> 01:53:21.109 Loosely based on public news, not journalism, 01:53:21.289 --> 01:53:25.369 not truth, fictional satire, and any resemblance 01:53:25.369 --> 01:53:27.909 to real people or events is coincidental. If 01:53:27.909 --> 01:53:30.050 you believe that any of this is real, you might 01:53:30.050 --> 01:53:32.670 as well start a fan club for Bigfoot. Hear more 01:53:32.670 --> 01:53:35.470 at Doomscroll .fm or click like and subscribe. 01:53:36.159 --> 01:53:37.000 Thank you for listening.