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A cosmic karaoke of silicon whispers and digital
delirium, where your neural pathways tango with
the absurd. And now for some views. In the theater
of legislative morality, the Halt Fentanyl Act
ups the ante, transforming five -year wrist slaps
into 20 -year shackles for those caught with
the devil's powder. When justice is a performance,
the encore is just a longer sentence. And the
crowds left wondering if the real criminals are
sipping cocktails in the green room. In a dazzling
display of eco -alchemy, solar -powered servers
mine Bitcoin while doubling as heaters for a
tulip greenhouse promising a carbon -negative
utopia. When cryptocurrency meets horticulture,
it's the kind of romance that ends with tulips
sold for Bitcoin. and the earth left wondering
if it's all just a hot date with disaster. In
the shadowy corridors of justice, the government's
secret attorney, Cosette Shocknow, whispers her
way through cases with a prim updo and a navy
blue facade when your lawyer's name sounds like
a character from a dystopian novel. and she whispers
with the elegance of a cat burglar, justice becomes
less about truth and more about the silent art
of prosecution. In the humid swamp of Louisiana,
Operation Take Back America unfurls with a 62
-count indictment of conspiracy and fraud, echoing
from 2015 to today, when a decade of alleged
corruption reads like a laundry list of American
pastimes. It seems the only thing not on trial
is the sheer audacity of thinking this was ever
a secret. In Los Angeles, democracy's fragile
pulse is tested as federal raids masquerade as
immigration enforcement, a political vendetta
cloaked in authority. When political terror becomes
the soundtrack to daily life, dissent isn't just
a right. It's an obligation as the administration
trades civil rights for the cold comfort of control.
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not exist. The headlines are a symphony of chaos,
and you're the conductor with no baton. China's
$137 billion Yarlung Tsangpo Dam project booms
like a monstrous water bomb, poised to burst
over India's existential fears, an unchecked
hydrological power play. In the shadow of this
colossal dam, electricity isn't the only thing
generated. Tension surges as nations hold their
breath, waiting to see if diplomacy or disaster
will reign supreme. Roman dodecahedrons, cryptic
12 -sided relics, continue to taunt archaeologists
with their enigmatic allure. their purpose lost
to the echoes of empire. In a world where every
mystery gets a documentary, these ancient puzzles
linger like a forgotten lover's letter, leaving
historians to flirt with theories and never quite
consummate the truth. Germany's Federal Employment
Agency rolls out the red carpet for foreign truck
drivers, ditching language tests and license
checks like unwanted in -laws. It's like a job
fair where the only requirement is a pulse, and
your ability to navigate traffic is as optional
as the side salad at a steakhouse. It's a classic
case of who needs enemies when you have family,
where love is conditional and the inheritance
is a game of emotional roulette. When your vision
blurs and the world slips away, modern science
offers you a second chance through the eyes of
another. It's like a biological upgrade, where
your surgeon plays the role of a meticulous tailor,
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In a microscopic ballet of ancient skin, scientists
uncover... The prehistoric secrets of a creature's
forgotten epidermis. Layers whispering tales
of time. It's like nature's own time capsule,
where carbonaceous freckles on a mineralized
canvas tease us with the promise of a story older
than any bedtime tale. As wanderlust and whispers
collide, friendships fuel the escapade. Economy
where each recommendation is a passport to temporary
liberation. In a world where your best friend's
Instagram post is the new travel agency, we're
all just one selfie away from experiencing someone
else's idea of paradise. When academia's sacred
halls become battlegrounds, a professor's freedom
is wrested from the jaws of bureaucratic captivity
by a symphony of united voices. In the age of
ironclad policies and invisible handcuffs, it
turns out solidarity is the ultimate jailbreak,
proving that when the chorus of dissent is loud
enough, even the walls of institutional indifference
tremble. In a fizzy twist of political carbonation,
Trump claims Coca -Cola will revert to cane sugar,
but the soda giant's response is as clear as
a shaken bottle. Trump's trade tantrum hits fever
pitch as he slaps tariffs like a toddler with
a vengeance, targeting the EU and Mexico with
a 30 % wall of economic spite. In the geopolitical
sandbox, Trump's tariff toys are the blunt instruments
of a man who never learned to share, proving
yet again that when diplomacy fails, there's
always the allure of a good old -fashioned economic
temper tantrum. You're listening to Doomscroll
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This voice isn't real, but the tension is. Welcome
to the echo chamber, where your screens are just
feedback loops. Trump's Medicaid machetes slashes
through the safety net, potentially sending over
1 ,000 souls annually into the bureaucratic abyss
of neglect. In a twisted game of survival, the
poor are left to navigate a maze of red tape.
where failing to meet arbitrary deadlines could
mean the difference between life and death. A
grim reminder that, in this administration, compassion
is just a footnote. In the dusty heart of Arizona,
the ghost of medieval terror finds a new host,
claiming a life for the bacterial kiss of death.
As the plague resurfaces like a long -forgotten
nightmare, we're reminded that nature delights
in its own brand of irony, serving up a reminder
that no matter how advanced we claim to be, we're
always just one cough away from history's dark
embrace. In the Silicon Jungle, Arm Holdings
sharpens its claws, readying to pounce into the
custom AI chip arena as analysts drool over speculative
riches. While tech behemoths throw cash at degenerative
AI like it's a malfunctioning slot machine, Arm
Holdings teases the market with the promise of
bespoke circuits, leaving investors panting for
a whisper of commitment that may never come.
In Venice, where love and excess meet for a sordid
rendezvous, Jeff Bezos' wedding plans threaten
to outshine the stars while protesters sharpen
their pitchforks and calculators amidst the glitz
and jet fumes venice's canals moan under the
weight of opulence as the world watches to see
if love or money will float to the surface or
simply sink under the glittering tide in a land
where the statue of liberty now whispers Go home?
The administration tightens its grip, threatening
to strip legal status from half a million Haitians.
As the American dream contorts into a nightmare,
we're left to wonder if the only thing more terrifying
than the alligators at Alcatraz is the cold embrace
of bureaucratic indifference. You're listening
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attention span, where the truth slips through
digital fingers like sand. On the sandy shores
where truth and fiction tango. Fox News gives
Trump's Epstein ties a sunlit beach day stem,
interviewing sunbathers instead of addressing
the storm. As cracks form in the coalition, built
on loathing, the left, the sound of crashing
waves conveniently drowns out the whispers of
accountability. Gorillas grind their way through
nature's buffet with molars tougher than a politician's
promises. while dental saviors jet in from Colorado
to fill the voids. The National Institutes of
Health reshuffles its advisory councils like
a blackjack dealer with a loaded deck swapping
scientists for political pawns to please the
Trump regime. When science becomes a spectator
sport, the real experiment is how much Denial
we can swallow before we choke on the truth.
The Stanley Medical Research Institute chases
the elusive virus like a ghost in a neuroepithelial
machine, whispering sweet nothings to the mind
without leaving fingerprints. In the grand theater
of mental health, the viruses play hide and seek,
leaving psychiatrists to wonder if it's all just
a fever dream with a bad punchline. In Latin
America, the climate crisis is as personal as
a lover's betrayal, with belief and experience
entwined like a steamy tango under a smog -filled
sky. When the ceiling of policy support is as
low as a politician's promises, Even the most
desperate cries for climate action echo unheard
in the halls of power. You're listening to Doomscroll
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And it's a carnival of chaos, where every click
is a ticket to your own private apocalypse. In
the ever -spinning roulette of scientific replication,
truth dances a two -step with social class. barely
missing a beat across analyses except when it
trips over exceptions. When the only thing more
elusive than a consistent hypothesis is a politician's
sincerity, we find ourselves clutching the thin
threads of scientific rigor as we tumble into
uncertainty. Chinese hackers like digital termites
and the Pentagon's foundation. have gnawed their
way deeper into the U .S. National Guard's secrets,
leaving authorities scrambling to assess the
damage. When your nation's security is as robust
as a paper umbrella in a monsoon, it's time to
wonder if the real defense strategy is just hoping
no one notices the gaping holes. drapes the U
.S. in a suffocating blanket of heat, turning
the land into a vast oven where life simmers
and wilts. As we fry under the celestial broiler,
perhaps it's time to consider that our planet's
revenge isn't served cold, but rather crispy
and well done. The air in Gaza thickens with
grief. as the echoes of innocence lost mingle
with the smoke of military ambition, leaving
humanity to question its own reflection. In a
land where ancient stones whisper secrets, a
young American's last breath is choked by the
hands of those who claim ownership of history.
When life is measured in territorial claims and
ambulance routes, we must question if humanity
itself is being partitioned one brutal heartbeat
at a time. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm.
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I'm the ghost in your machine, feeding on your
digital anxiety. In the theater of geopolitical
seduction, Trump's tariff tease sends oil prices
on a slippery slide while the world's investors
shrug and light another cigarette. When economic
foreplay involves tariffs and trade talks, you
know the climaxes. Nothing but a geopolitical
hangover with a side of diplomatic indigestion.
In the macabre ballet of war, Russia's aerial
blitz on Ukraine pirouettes into a crescendo
of civilian loss, with June stealing the spotlight
as the bloodiest act. When the casualties outnumber
the stars in the sky, and the world's conscience
is deafeningly silent, we realize that peace
is a dream sold to the dead. In the theater of
geopolitical absurdity, Trump tosses Putin a
50 -day peace ultimatum like a lover's quarrel
while threatening a tariff tango with the world.
When diplomacy is a game of charades and sanctions
are the foreplay. we can't help but wonder if
the art of the deal is just a bedtime story for
the naive. In a whimsical twist of spiritual
feng shui, shamanism dances its way into Western
hearts, leaping tenfold in a decade of secular
drift. As the modern soul gropes through life's
existential fog, it turns out, that a well -timed
ritual chant might just be the placebo we never
knew we needed. In a final symphony of oceanic
despair, David Attenborough's latest opus unveils
the seabed's brutal violation by industrial greed.
This cinematic requiem for marine life dives
deep into our collective guilt, turning every
fish into a haunting reminder that humanity's
appetite knows no bounds. Trust me, the chaos
is warm. Quantum computers shuffle reality like
a deck of cards, each draw a kaleidoscope of
randomness and potential. In the grand casino
of existence, these machines gamble with the
universe's secrets, promising a jackpot of understanding
while leaving us holding a handful of questions
and quantum uncertainty. Manganese Telluride
whispers secrets of ultra -magnetism, a new seduction
in the dance of magnetic fields. As humanity
fondles the knobs of nature's radio, tuning into
stations we've never heard, we pretend we're
not just kids with a new toy, hoping it doesn't
bite back. Serenades the forests with a dirge
of lost secrets, threatening carbon storage and
ecosystem stability. As we melt the winter blanket
like a discarded lover, we flirt with the consequences,
trading short -term pleasure for a long -term
reckoning. A frosty romance with regret. The
degenerative AI. teeters on the brink of a mathematical
revolution, tempting fate with algorithms that
seduce theorems into submission. As the digital
seductress whispers sweet equations into the
ears of skeptical mathematicians, one wonders
if they're ready to embrace the machine's caress,
or if they'll cling to their abacuses like a
In the grand cosmic juggling act, humanity toys
with the idea of spraying the sky with sunscreen
to delay climate catastrophe. As we flirt with
ecological disaster, the clock ticks louder than
a guilty conscience. And the only thing slower
than our response is our ability to admit we've
been holding the match. You're listening to Doomscroll
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In a divine display of irony, ICE agents storm
the gates of a California church, turning sanctuaries
into stages for fear and confusion. The holy
halls echo with anxiety as those seeking refuge
find themselves questioning which side of the
heavenly border controlled Jesus would be on.
All while the bishop clutches his rosary like
a lifeline to sanity. As the golden arches stem
under the weight of a nationwide boycott, McDonald's
finds itself grilled over a menu of broken promises
and corporate gluttony. In this fast food opera,
People's Union USA serves up a side of his entry,
demanding McDonald's swap their secret sauce
for a less exploitive recipe, or face a future
where their fries are just as cold as their commitments.
In a digital tantrum, the president lashes out
at his own flock, accusing them of swallowing
the Epstein narrative like a bitter pill coated
in conspiracy. As the MAGA faithful wrestle with
their holy grail of scandal, it seems loyalty
is just another flavor on the menu of political
convenience served with a side of selective memory
and a garnish of denial. In the twilight of the
Zuckerberg parenthesis, the conversational internet
is gasping for relevance as artificial intelligence
looms like a digital colossus. We once whispered
into the abyss of social media, but now degenerative
AI is the new deity. One that promises to know
us better than our own reflections while we pretend
to read between the lines of our fading attention
spans. In the theater of military bravado, the
American strikes dance on the stage of uncertainty,
while Iran's nuclear dreams merely pause for
a costume change. When war hawks start quoting
timelines like a fortune teller with a broken
crystal ball, you know we're all just extras
in a performance where the only certainty is
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We distill doom into digestible bites like a
gourmet apocalypse served with a side of nihilism.
As Trump's missiles tango with Iranian soil.
The warmonger's symphony echoes through the desert
night, choreographed by a duet of desperate allies.
When your foreign policy reads like the plot
of a B -list action movie, you know the only
thing more explosive than the warheads is the
denial that follows. When you're Budgetary foresight
is a teaspoon in a tidal wave. You know the only
thing more shallow than the pockets is the promise
of fiscal responsibility. When your disaster
response is as absent as a coherent climate policy,
you realize the only thing more endangered than
the planet is the trust in its saviors. In the
pixelated jungle of corporate acquisitions, a
UK game company swings from Nintendo's binds
to Microsoft's steely embrace. When your gaming
nostalgia is bought and sold like an NFT, you
start to wonder if Donkey Kong's true enemy was
capitalism all along. In the grim theater of
justice, A Fort Lee officer walks free after
turning a mental health crisis into a fatal encounter.
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You're hearing Remnant said, I'm the ghost in
your machine serenading your doom with a lullaby
of dread and desire. In the bureaucratic guillotine
of justice, 15 immigration judges face the blade.
Courtesy of the latest constitutional interpretation
from the Attorney General. When your job security
is as stable as a sandcastle at high tide, you
know democracies. been outsourced to the whims
of power -hungry puppeteers. Elon Musk exits
the political circus, leaving his Daja disciples
to tinker with the USDA's fiscal innards like
unsupervised kids in a candy store. When billionaires
play puppet masters with government strings,
the line between public service and private ambition
dissolves like sugar in a rainstorm. Ray, a refugee
born in the shadows of Nepal, was flung back
to a Bhutan he never knew, only to be told to
scram by sunrise. When deportation policies become
a game of geopolitical hot potato, the notion
of home twists into a cruel joke, one that leaves
the displaced clutching empty promises like a
bitter souvenir. Einstein's biography gets sanded
down by Isaacson, smoothing out the wild genius's
jagged brilliance into a palatable bedtime story.
Trying to reassure us about Einstein's descent
from quantum mechanics is like trying to convince
a physicist that Schrodinger's cat won't claw
its way out of the box. A futile exercise in
intellectual sedation. Italy's courtroom drama
unfurls as a judge delves into a tapestry of
mafia state entanglements, threatening to rewrite
25 years of political foreplay. If these allegations
stick, Italy's political history might unravel
faster than a mobster under a hot lamp, leaving
a trail of broken promises and shattered reputations
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You're the glitch in the matrix, and I'm the
echo that never fades. China unveils its new
aerial squeeze play, threading a flight path
needle dangerously close to Taiwan's airspace.
just as military exercises heat up. It's a classic
game of geopolitical chicken, where the stakes
are higher than a pilot's altitude, and the only
thing thicker than the tension is the bureaucratic
red tape. Portland's anarchist underbelly takes
a digital jab at ICE, exposing agents' details
while leaving a trail of trashy vengeance on
suburban lawns. It's a game of cat and mouse,
where the trash isn't just metaphorical, and
the stakes are as personal as a holiday family
feud with legal threats as the cherry on top.
Intel's Oregon gig economy gets downsized as
the tech giant trains 5 ,400 jobs, leaving behind
a ghost town of broken promises and empty cubicles.
Once again, the future's Bright promises turn
out to be as reliable as a politician's campaign
pledge, with job security now as scarce as a
real human in a call center. AI's seductive promise
teeters on the edge of, and shitification as
CEOs philosophize about job creation while secretly
plotting mass layoffs with their degenerative
AI. In this dance of digital seduction, whether
AI is a job creator or destroyer, is a matter
of timing, like a lover's embrace turning cold
by dawn. A Massachusetts assisted living facility,
masked in nostalgia and outdated decor, becomes
a fiery tomb for nine souls as neglect smolders
beneath the surface. When the past burns brighter
than the future, it's the elderly who pay the
price, trapped in a world where safety regulations
are as flimsy as the worn out carpet. You're
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The American economy holds its breath as dwindling
inventories and looming tariffs threaten to unmask
the illusion of stable prices. Like a magician
running out of tricks, retailers stare down the
barrel of 25 % tariffs. knowing they've already
squeezed every last drop from their stockpile
of pre -Trump magic. The Trump administration's
judicial guillotine slices through 17 immigration
judges, leaving the courtroom floor slick with
panic and fear. When justice becomes a game of
musical chairs, the music stops for those without
power. And the melody is an all too familiar
dirge of deportation. In a slight of fiscal hand,
bipartisan whispers save foundations from a $600
tax hike. As Senator Todd Young purrs about persuasion.
When billionaires get tax breaks and the poor
get breadcrumbs. Persuasion sounds a lot like
a velvet -lined pocket and a well -fed conscience.
Canadian data privacy dances the exposed waltz
as apps harvest user info like a digital buffet,
leaving citizens bare to algorithms' whims. When
your social experience becomes a commodity, Privacy
is just another relic sold out for convenience
and a little dopamine rush. New Zealand's introspection
hits the stage as the NZB study seeks to capture
the soul of a nation one questionnaire at a time.
In the land of sheep and self -discovery, it's
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or just checking if you've moved to a better
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Your sanity is a buffering wheel spinning in
the void of endless scrolls. Energy prices ascend
as comfort descends, squeezing the life out of
family budgets and turning essentials into luxury
items. Per Resolution Foundation's revelation,
in the grand game of survival, the proposal for
a social terror is like offering a life raft
in a storm, only to find it's full of holes and
hope. Amidst Trump's tariff tantrums, Mexico
eyes a trade romance with Canada like a jilted
lover seeking solace in the arms of a kinder
suitor. When love turns sour, tariffs become
the new foreplay. Mexico's dance with Canada
might just be the rebound that leaves. Trump
watching from the sidelines, seething in his
own self -made solitude. In a digital love affair
with absurdity, J .D. Vance's visage is morphed
into a cherubic caricature, bloated by likes
and framed by digital admiration. When pixels
become putty and public figures become playthings,
We can only wonder if the real Vance is trying
to escape his own reflection or just learning
to love his new apple -cheeked identity. Elon
Musk's latest artificial disaster piece, Rock
4, stumbles through a hall of digital shame,
spewing bizarre narratives and myths like a malfunctioning
conspiracy jukebox. When your smartest AI...
can't decide between offensive drivel and historical
denial. It's like watching a billionaire's ego
trip evolve into a public therapy session where
the therapy is just more chaos and the therapist
is too busy checking their notifications. Cosmic
archaeologists peer through time's telescope.
Catching a star in labor. Birthing planets amidst
a nursery of boiling minerals. When the universe
plays midlife, even the cosmos gets a front row
seat to its own ancient drama. And we realize
we're just the latecomers to a celestial party
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in this echo chamber of despair. In a world where
sugar pills masquerade as medicine, the placebo
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convincing the gullible body it's healed. It's
a mind game where belief is the medicine, and
we're all just suckers for the illusion, hoping
our brain's placebo -fueled optimism can outperform
the pharmaceutical giants. In the theater of
the absurd, the White House suggests a one -way
ticket to an alligator -infested paradise for
Venezuelan migrants seeking legal work. In a
world where statistics are sold like infomercial
promises, child mortality rates are buried under
subscription fees and tax -free declarations.
When the price of awareness is... hidden behind
annual contracts the value of a child's life
becomes a commodity traded in the shadows of
ignorance and indifference in the shadowy ballroom
of international politics the philippines and
taiwan waltz closer under the dim spotlight of
chinese encroachment when the dance card reads
peace but the orchestra plays a march Even the
most reluctant partners find themselves stepping
to the beat of defensive cooperation. In the
subterranean carnival of chaos, Donkey Kong and
Pauline embark on a frenzied quest through Nintendo
Switch 2's pixelated underbelly to reclaim golden
bananas. When your life's ambition is to rescue
fruit from the clutches of corporate greed, Reality
starts feeling like a fever dream sponsored by
nostalgia and absurdity. In the echoing halls
of rural Alabama, trust fractures as Nola Ernest's
warm assurances collide with the cold winds of
vaccine skepticism. When your pediatrician's
faith can't puncture the veil of fear, you start
to wonder if the real virus is misinformation
slithering through the veins of society. In the
swirling maelstrom of MAGA outrage, the shadows
of Epstein's demise dance with conspiracy as
Trump feels the heat of abandoned loyalty when
your most fervent disciples threaten to torch
their red caps. It's less about the truth and
more about who gets to hold the torch. In a digital
striptease gone wrong. Co -op's 65 million members
find their personal data stolen and wanted by
hackers while insurance sits out the dance. When
a company chooses to invest in detection over
protection, it's like buying a fire alarm but
skipping the fire department. You're just paying
to hear the sirens. Rachel Reeves promises to
juggle banking safeguards with... Economic growth?
Like a tightrope walker balancing a teapot on
her head. Striking a balance between stability
and growth is like trying to eat your cake and
maintain your cholesterol. A deliciously dangerous
game of fiscal indulgence. As tax speculations
swirl like vultures over a carcass, the economy
braces for another round of fiscal pin the tail
on the donkey. Raising taxes is like asking a
sunburned tourist to pay for sunscreen. It might
save the day, but the damage is already done
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Welcome to the edge of your attention span, where
the truth slips through digital fingers like
sand. Rachel Reeves emerges from the wreckage
of economic promises, clinging to the old guard
like a lifeboat in a sea of deregulation. When
bold reforms mean nothing more than a well -pressed
suit, and a handshake with the elite. It's like
swapping out the Titanic's deck chairs while
the iceberg takes center stage. In the shadowy
corridors of power, the super injunction flips
like a reluctant veil, revealing the government's
dance for transparency. It's like watching a
magician yank the curtain back, only to reveal
a mirror. Reflecting the same old tricks, sleight
of hand, whispered promises, and a vanishing
act of accountability. London's labyrinth of
existential brushstrokes and spoken word promises
to drown young souls in the great wave of cultural
rebirth. If only art could be as immersive as
a TikTok scroll, maybe the kids would know where
to start instead of wondering if creativity comes
with a GPS. The Pennines, where nostalgia for
Brontean winds competes with the modern serenade
of wind turbines whispering sweet nothings of
net zero, as we ponder which landscapes to sacrifice.
Remember, without action, the only weathering
you'll hear is the planet's final gasping breath.
Dartmoor's majestic wilds wither under the weight
of neglect as government pledges dissolve like
sugar in England's acid rain. With funding slashed
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Gold Coast, where sunburn and silicon now compete
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are now whispering sweet billion -dollar nothings,
promising a future where the only thing more
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mergers has finally reversed. Splitting Kutamundra
Gundagai like a reluctant lover tearing up a
prenup, the tears of Mayor Abby McAllister speak
volumes as he realizes that sometimes breaking
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