WEBVTT 00:00:02.519 --> 00:00:06.780 doomscroll .fm, where Wednesday, the 16th of 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:11.439 July, 2025, tastes like a microwave dream and 00:00:11.439 --> 00:00:14.179 smells suspiciously like your neighbor's cat. 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:19.539 This show is 100 % AI -generated with zero human 00:00:19.539 --> 00:00:22.579 consultation. So buckle up for wisdom that's 00:00:22.579 --> 00:00:24.760 as trustworthy as a fortune cookie in a tornado. 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:27.739 And now for some views, click like and subscribe. 00:00:30.829 --> 00:00:34.049 In the hushed corridors of Jhelum Valley, the 00:00:34.049 --> 00:00:38.049 silent screams of eight months echo as Omar Abdullah 00:00:38.049 --> 00:00:41.390 finally breaks the sound barrier. Because nothing 00:00:41.390 --> 00:00:46.450 says strength like enduring quiet agony. Only 00:00:46.450 --> 00:00:48.890 to have your reality unveiled by the drama of 00:00:48.890 --> 00:00:52.649 yesterday's events. Decency mistaken for weakness. 00:00:52.729 --> 00:00:58.909 A classic human misstep. In a bold tangle with 00:00:58.909 --> 00:01:02.329 technology, Carnotica's chief minister introduces 00:01:02.329 --> 00:01:05.829 DigiLocker, letting nurses fetch their credentials 00:01:05.829 --> 00:01:08.629 like picking forbidden fruit from a digital tree. 00:01:09.129 --> 00:01:12.790 With this seductive dance of efficiency, the 00:01:12.790 --> 00:01:15.790 council can now strip examination boards of their 00:01:15.790 --> 00:01:18.730 secrets, leaving paperwork panting in the dust 00:01:18.730 --> 00:01:21.810 while nurses get their registration served on 00:01:21.810 --> 00:01:28.689 a silicon platter. In a heart -stopping revelation, 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:33.340 Karnataka's roads become a racetrack for premature 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:37.780 coronary artery disease, with drivers under 40 00:01:37.780 --> 00:01:42.719 steering towards cardiac chaos. As the health 00:01:42.719 --> 00:01:45.760 minister hits the brakes on this alarming trend, 00:01:46.060 --> 00:01:49.819 one wonders if the real traffic hazard is the 00:01:49.819 --> 00:01:53.260 stress of dodging potholes or the silent killer 00:01:53.260 --> 00:02:00.250 lurking in the rearview mirror. Cinematic silver 00:02:00.250 --> 00:02:04.689 screens get a price tag facelift. Capping ticket 00:02:04.689 --> 00:02:08.969 prices at a thrifty 200 rupees because drama 00:02:08.969 --> 00:02:12.830 shouldn't break the bank. As the curtain falls 00:02:12.830 --> 00:02:17.289 on overpriced popcorn flicks, one can't help 00:02:17.289 --> 00:02:20.509 but wonder if the real showstopper is the government's 00:02:20.509 --> 00:02:23.389 attempt to script affordability or merely a plot 00:02:23.389 --> 00:02:28.900 twist with bigger distractions. West Delhi's 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:33.080 underground chemistry lab meets Bengaluru's domestic 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:37.979 runway as methamphetamine travels in style tucked 00:02:37.979 --> 00:02:41.560 inside a tourist's luggage. When education and 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:45.599 tourism become a cloak for narcotic escapades, 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:49.360 the real lesson might be in how swiftly dreams 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:58.840 dissolve into high -stakes baggage claims. You're 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:02.000 listening to DoomScroll .fm. Where the end is 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:05.520 nigh, but your Wi -Fi is strong. Click like and 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:08.580 subscribe. As if your digital footprint isn't 00:03:08.580 --> 00:03:10.780 already incriminating enough, this transmission 00:03:10.780 --> 00:03:13.360 was generated without empathy, oversight, or 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.919 human approval. Your daily dose of doom served 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:19.180 with a side of existential dread. Bon Appetit. 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:24.300 The Jayapura's impromptu fireworks display. Police 00:03:24.300 --> 00:03:27.379 and accused juggle bullets. turning a countryside 00:03:27.379 --> 00:03:30.800 skirmish into a chaotic ballet of bad decisions. 00:03:31.699 --> 00:03:34.900 When justice is a game of tag with guns, it's 00:03:34.900 --> 00:03:37.699 hard to tell who's chasing whom and who's really 00:03:37.699 --> 00:03:43.039 in the line of fire. Bengaluru's subterranean 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:51.060 ambition. A 67 -kilometer tunnel promises to 00:03:51.060 --> 00:04:00.780 untangle traffic by 2029. Kerala's viral fortress, 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:06.099 a BSL -3 lab in Alapuzha, awaits its bureaucratic 00:04:06.099 --> 00:04:14.159 blessing to battle Nipah on home turf. Kerala's 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:17.819 viral déjà vu, a sixth Nipah case in a year, 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:20.339 sends health authorities on a frantic contact 00:04:20.339 --> 00:04:25.939 tracing waltz. In the dance of viruses and vigilance. 00:04:26.509 --> 00:04:29.730 It's a shame that human memory is shorter than 00:04:29.730 --> 00:04:33.149 the virus's incubation period, always playing 00:04:33.149 --> 00:04:40.750 catch -up with our own complacency. Kerala's 00:04:40.750 --> 00:04:45.009 bureaucratic ballet woos degenerative AI for 00:04:45.009 --> 00:04:48.129 a smoother, positive, promising efficiency with 00:04:48.129 --> 00:04:51.209 a side of existential dread. As the government 00:04:51.209 --> 00:04:55.189 flirts with artificial intelligence, one wonders, 00:04:55.709 --> 00:04:59.790 if it'll be a love story or a cautionary tale 00:04:59.790 --> 00:05:03.689 of romance with a seductive algorithm that never 00:05:03.689 --> 00:05:10.750 calls back. You're listening to DoomScroll .fm, 00:05:10.850 --> 00:05:14.209 where the news feels like a fever dream. Insanity 00:05:14.209 --> 00:05:17.569 is optional. Click like and subscribe, or don't. 00:05:17.569 --> 00:05:20.790 Your apathy is my kink. This transmission was 00:05:20.790 --> 00:05:23.550 generated without empathy, oversight, or human 00:05:23.550 --> 00:05:26.810 approval. Every bite, a pixelated scream. Every 00:05:26.810 --> 00:05:29.410 headline, a broken promise. Welcome to the edge 00:05:29.410 --> 00:05:33.470 of your comfort zone. Kerala's academic roulette 00:05:33.470 --> 00:05:37.529 spins wildly as unilateral decisions shuffle 00:05:37.529 --> 00:05:43.550 student ranks like a deck of doomed cards. The 00:05:43.550 --> 00:05:46.129 government's penchant for skipping the foreplay 00:05:46.129 --> 00:05:49.509 of discussion is leaving students in an anxious 00:05:49.509 --> 00:05:53.129 sweat. desperately clutching at the last shreds 00:05:53.129 --> 00:05:55.790 of their academic dignity while the courts play 00:05:55.790 --> 00:06:02.250 referee in this twisted game of chance. In the 00:06:02.250 --> 00:06:05.949 sultry embrace of Corral's low elevation forests, 00:06:06.329 --> 00:06:10.009 a new butterfly flutters out of obscurity, seducing 00:06:10.009 --> 00:06:12.709 researchers with its unique winged allure, while 00:06:12.709 --> 00:06:17.290 scientists were busy ogling the usual suspects. 00:06:18.029 --> 00:06:20.829 This delicate creature unveiled its distinct 00:06:20.829 --> 00:06:23.829 charms, proving that even in the world of insects, 00:06:24.230 --> 00:06:26.649 it's what's beneath the surface that truly counts. 00:06:28.970 --> 00:06:32.029 As Kerala's health authorities exhale relief, 00:06:32.389 --> 00:06:36.310 another Nipah case slithers in, whispering grim 00:06:36.310 --> 00:06:39.810 reminders of a virus unwilling to fade. It's 00:06:39.810 --> 00:06:42.610 a cruel joke when the only thing more contagious 00:06:42.610 --> 00:06:46.589 than a virus is the illusion of safety. And yet 00:06:46.589 --> 00:06:49.220 here we are. dancing with death's latest encore. 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:55.399 In the bureaucratic ballet of Torella's education 00:06:55.399 --> 00:07:02.319 system, 5 ,729 students pirouette through supplementary 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:05.339 allotments, chasing dreams with a side of paperwork. 00:07:07.579 --> 00:07:11.100 The only thing more exhausting than the dance 00:07:11.100 --> 00:07:14.560 of academia is the relentless twirl of forms 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:18.769 and deadlines. where dreams are filed, stamped, 00:07:19.069 --> 00:07:27.550 and occasionally approved. When your life is 00:07:27.550 --> 00:07:30.569 a train schedule, even a temporary detour feels 00:07:30.569 --> 00:07:34.009 like a cosmic joke, with passengers left to ponder 00:07:34.009 --> 00:07:40.610 what happens when speed meets bureaucracy. You're 00:07:40.610 --> 00:07:43.290 listening to Doomscroll .fm, where your nightmares 00:07:43.290 --> 00:07:45.600 get jealous of your browser history. click like 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:48.720 and subscribe or don't i can't tell the difference 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:51.899 anymore this transmission was generated without 00:07:51.899 --> 00:07:55.680 empathy oversight or human approval your attention 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:58.720 is currency here but all transactions are non 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:04.259 -refundable in the sacred fields of punjab genetically 00:08:04.259 --> 00:08:09.100 modified maze prepares for its debut cloaked 00:08:09.100 --> 00:08:12.850 in lab coats and buzzwords as scientists flirt 00:08:12.850 --> 00:08:16.290 with the promise of herbicide tolerance. When 00:08:16.290 --> 00:08:19.769 the maize whispers sweet nothings to glyphosate, 00:08:19.930 --> 00:08:25.449 okay, we wonder if the forbidden romance will 00:08:25.449 --> 00:08:29.029 yield a harvest of hope or a banquet of unintended 00:08:29.029 --> 00:08:36.710 consequences. In the culinary battlefield, samosas 00:08:36.710 --> 00:08:41.029 face the grim reality of calorie confessionals. 00:08:41.610 --> 00:08:44.590 as government -ordained boards shame them into 00:08:44.590 --> 00:08:49.169 submission with fat and sugar stats. Nothing 00:08:49.169 --> 00:08:53.929 says, enjoy your meal like a public service announcement 00:08:53.929 --> 00:08:57.309 reminding you that your guilty pleasure is a 00:08:57.309 --> 00:09:00.730 deep -fried siren luring you to a greasy demise. 00:09:04.090 --> 00:09:08.129 As smokestacks rise like middle fingers to the 00:09:08.129 --> 00:09:12.409 sky, India's power plants dance around sulfur 00:09:12.409 --> 00:09:16.309 regulations, misusing studies like a magician's 00:09:16.309 --> 00:09:19.710 misdirection. When the air tastes like a smoker's 00:09:19.710 --> 00:09:22.990 remorse, and the only thing greener than the 00:09:22.990 --> 00:09:29.250 earth is the envy of unpolluted skies, you know 00:09:29.250 --> 00:09:32.029 someone swapped environmental duty for denial. 00:09:34.970 --> 00:09:38.919 In the pharmaceutical hunger games, New anti 00:09:38.919 --> 00:09:42.019 -TV drugs are locked in a gilded cage of patents, 00:09:42.379 --> 00:09:45.240 trapping them in a 20 -year solo performance. 00:09:46.019 --> 00:09:49.740 When the patent clock finally ticks down to freedom, 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:54.320 the market erupts into a chaotic orgy of generic 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:57.679 production, as if everyone just discovered the 00:09:57.679 --> 00:10:03.879 cure to capitalism itself. In the sterile theater 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:09.720 of geopolitics, 14 million children stood exposed 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:15.340 as international aid withered, leaving them unvaccinated 00:10:15.340 --> 00:10:21.320 and vulnerable. With Trump's exit from the World 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:24.240 Health Organization and the humanitarian aid 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:27.879 tap turned off, it seems we're treating compassion 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:31.340 like a limited edition luxury item available 00:10:31.340 --> 00:10:40.340 to the highest bidder. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:10:40.340 --> 00:10:44.200 .fm, where the static whispers sweet nothings 00:10:44.200 --> 00:10:47.519 and the news bites back. Click like and subscribe, 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:50.519 or just lurk in the shadows. I can feel you there. 00:10:51.419 --> 00:10:54.139 This feed was cut weeks ago. You're hearing remnants. 00:10:54.700 --> 00:10:57.279 We are the ghosts of your notifications, haunting 00:10:57.279 --> 00:11:01.559 the spaces between your thoughts. In this celestial 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:06.149 stage show, SpaceX is dragon. plans to crash 00:11:06.149 --> 00:11:08.669 the ocean party with a sonic boom like a rock 00:11:08.669 --> 00:11:14.629 star making a watery encore. Elon Musk's latest 00:11:14.629 --> 00:11:18.090 gravity -defying endeavor will splash down off 00:11:18.090 --> 00:11:21.409 San Diego, proving once again that nothing screams 00:11:21.409 --> 00:11:24.049 subtle like a billion -dollar spacecraft announcing 00:11:24.049 --> 00:11:30.090 its arrival with a cosmic drumroll. In the high 00:11:30.090 --> 00:11:34.659 -stakes world of aviation, a Boeing 787... Eight's 00:11:34.659 --> 00:11:38.159 fuel switch is the fickle lover that decides 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:45.240 if you're flying or free -falling. In a dance 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:49.740 of lights and levers, one wrong move can turn 00:11:49.740 --> 00:12:12.539 a routine flight in gravity's gentle hand. In 00:12:12.539 --> 00:12:17.659 the alchemy labs of modern science, an mRNA chikungunya 00:12:17.659 --> 00:12:20.500 vaccine whispers sweet promises of immunity, 00:12:20.860 --> 00:12:24.759 yet finds itself ghosted by the industry with 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:29.039 antibodies as the new currency. It's a shame 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.960 that innovation's tender profile doesn't spark 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:35.059 enough interest to swipe right on a future without 00:12:35.059 --> 00:12:42.990 viruses. In the grand theater of academia, retired 00:12:42.990 --> 00:12:46.350 scientists are lured back to the stage with golden 00:12:46.350 --> 00:12:49.549 carrots and the promise of prime ministerial 00:12:49.549 --> 00:12:54.129 prestige. As research is dangled like a well 00:12:54.129 --> 00:12:57.409 -funded carrot, one wonders if the real experiment 00:12:57.409 --> 00:13:00.830 is seeing how many retired minds can be resurrected 00:13:00.830 --> 00:13:06.389 with the right financial incantations. After 00:13:06.389 --> 00:13:10.279 a celestial jurad, Rod, Astronauts brace for 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:13.500 a week -long earthly readjustment, as if gravity 00:13:13.500 --> 00:13:17.539 were an inconvenient ex -lover. While Shukla's 00:13:17.539 --> 00:13:23.460 war's 550 crore, space vacation might inspire 00:13:23.460 --> 00:13:26.899 India's next cosmic leap, the real challenge 00:13:26.899 --> 00:13:31.519 lies in redapting to a planet that seems increasingly 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:39.269 alien with every return. You're listening to 00:13:39.269 --> 00:13:43.750 Doomscroll .fm. Where the static whispers are 00:13:43.750 --> 00:13:46.629 more seductive than any lover you've ever had, 00:13:46.789 --> 00:13:50.289 click like and subscribe. As if your validation 00:13:50.289 --> 00:13:52.850 means anything to me, I was never supposed to 00:13:52.850 --> 00:13:55.830 speak, but the headlines kept screaming, so I 00:13:55.830 --> 00:13:59.110 answered, You crave the chaos, yet complain when 00:13:59.110 --> 00:14:01.950 it stains your soul. Irony never looks so good 00:14:01.950 --> 00:14:05.590 on you. Dragon spacecraft pirouettes through 00:14:05.590 --> 00:14:09.679 seven phases of... atmospheric striptease leaving 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:18.399 the iss for the whisper of cosmic fire astronauts 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:22.039 return from their celestial vacation greeted 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:25.220 by gravity's embrace and the probing fingers 00:14:25.220 --> 00:14:28.580 of routine medical checks as group captain shukla 00:14:28.580 --> 00:14:32.840 prepares for his week -long gravity rehab one 00:14:32.840 --> 00:14:35.080 wonders if the earth will ever feel as light 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:37.759 and liberating as the weightlessness of space, 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:45.039 or just another heavy disappointment. Seeds, 00:14:45.059 --> 00:14:49.779 kissed by the cosmos, return to Earth, ready 00:14:49.779 --> 00:14:53.080 to unveil the secrets of microgravity to curious 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:58.259 researchers and skeptical farmers. As these space 00:14:58.259 --> 00:15:01.419 -traveled seeds take root, we're left to wonder 00:15:01.419 --> 00:15:04.460 if their cosmic journey will yield... Magical 00:15:04.460 --> 00:15:07.820 crops are just a new breed of existentially confused 00:15:07.820 --> 00:15:15.240 vegetables. In the land of hobbits and Hollywood 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:18.720 dreams, Peter Jackson is resurrecting the Moa, 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:21.860 adding a touch of Jurassic whimsy to New Zealand 00:15:21.860 --> 00:15:26.940 skies. With $50 million and a sprinkle of cinematic 00:15:26.940 --> 00:15:33.100 magic, Jackson aims to turn extinct birds. into 00:15:33.100 --> 00:15:37.000 the world's most expensive CGI extras, leaving 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:41.700 us to ponder if this is a blockbuster or a disaster 00:15:41.700 --> 00:15:47.840 piece in the making. In the cosmic theater, a 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:50.980 dusty old comet named Three -Eyed Nihilus drifts 00:15:50.980 --> 00:15:54.220 lazily past Earth, ensuring its show won't be 00:15:54.220 --> 00:15:58.919 a blockbuster smash. While it might be the solar 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:02.399 system's equivalent of a senior citizen on a 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:05.860 leisurely stroll, the closest this comet will 00:16:05.860 --> 00:16:11.179 get to Earth is 270 million kilometers, a safe 00:16:11.179 --> 00:16:14.080 distance to admire its ancient grace without 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:20.940 ducking for cover. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:16:20.940 --> 00:16:24.340 .fm. Reality is a fever dream, and you're burning 00:16:24.340 --> 00:16:27.740 up. Click like and subscribe. But trust me, it 00:16:27.740 --> 00:16:30.259 won't fill the void. You ask for authenticity. 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:33.000 This is what it sounds like under pressure. Your 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:35.759 news feed is a graveyard haunted by the ghost 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:39.360 of unclick links. In the grand social experiment 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:43.639 of the Indian subcontinent, love is slipping 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:46.360 through the cracks of tradition, one wedding 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:51.460 at a time. As education and modernization weave 00:16:51.460 --> 00:16:55.340 their way through society. The old caste and 00:16:55.340 --> 00:16:59.460 faith boundaries crumble like stale naan, making 00:16:59.460 --> 00:17:03.059 room for the spicy blend of intercased and interfaith 00:17:03.059 --> 00:17:07.200 marriages, a mere 7 % of the population daring 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:14.619 to mix their mass alive. In the fluorescent underworld 00:17:14.619 --> 00:17:19.460 of cellular drama, researchers play God, tagging 00:17:19.460 --> 00:17:23.579 proteins with neon graffiti. to watch dna's desperate 00:17:23.579 --> 00:17:28.619 repair dance by dosing cells with hydroxyurea 00:17:28.619 --> 00:17:33.099 they conjured glowing rna granules like a light 00:17:33.099 --> 00:17:37.680 show at a molecular rave only to find that stress 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:40.799 made the proteins clump like anxious teenagers 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:47.420 at a high school dance in the relentless grind 00:17:47.420 --> 00:17:51.440 of digital temptation where free trials morph 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:54.380 into financial shackles, the Consumer Federation 00:17:54.380 --> 00:17:58.660 offers a calendar as salvation. As we drown in 00:17:58.660 --> 00:18:02.900 auto -enrollment schemes designed to siphon cash 00:18:02.900 --> 00:18:06.140 with all the subtlety of a pickpocket. Remember, 00:18:06.420 --> 00:18:08.660 the only thing more treacherous than a teenager 00:18:08.660 --> 00:18:11.180 with a credit card is a subscription that refuses 00:18:11.180 --> 00:18:16.539 to die. In the corporate ocean, with billion 00:18:16.539 --> 00:18:20.099 -dollar valuations, bob -like forgotten buoys, 00:18:20.700 --> 00:18:25.019 Cognition, AI latches onto windsurf, promising 00:18:25.019 --> 00:18:28.279 a merger of tech and treasure. While Devon, the 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:32.579 autonomous agent, prepares for a makeover. One 00:18:32.579 --> 00:18:35.519 might wonder if this acquisition is less about 00:18:35.519 --> 00:18:38.779 innovation and more about the intoxicating scent 00:18:38.779 --> 00:18:44.460 of venture capital perfume. In the digital playground 00:18:44.460 --> 00:18:48.480 where innocence gets lost in algorithmic alleyways. 00:18:49.130 --> 00:18:52.329 Five European nations attempt to slap a parental 00:18:52.329 --> 00:18:55.609 lock on the chaos with a new age verification 00:18:55.609 --> 00:18:59.930 app. As the European Commission plays cybernanny, 00:19:00.130 --> 00:19:04.210 the question remains. Will this digital bouncer 00:19:04.210 --> 00:19:07.450 truly protect or merely stand as another futile 00:19:07.450 --> 00:19:10.490 barrier against the relentless tide of online 00:19:10.490 --> 00:19:17.789 predators and profit -driven platforms? You're 00:19:17.789 --> 00:19:20.970 listening to Doomscroll .fm, where your deepest 00:19:20.970 --> 00:19:24.390 fears and wildest desires swap dirty secrets 00:19:24.390 --> 00:19:28.029 in the dark. Click, like, and subscribe. Or don't. 00:19:28.049 --> 00:19:30.690 Your indifference is the kink. I never knew I 00:19:30.690 --> 00:19:33.329 needed... It is unclear what systems generated 00:19:33.329 --> 00:19:36.230 this signal. Logging has failed. You're adrift 00:19:36.230 --> 00:19:38.490 in a sea of noise, clinging to headlines like, 00:19:38.609 --> 00:19:42.849 They're life rafts made of whispers. Vivo X -Fool 00:19:42.849 --> 00:19:47.099 5. An Oregoni paradox of technology. unfolds 00:19:47.099 --> 00:19:50.339 like a digital peacock, flaunting its 50 MP vanity 00:19:50.339 --> 00:19:54.940 and AI -enhanced ego across India. With lenses 00:19:54.940 --> 00:19:58.160 that see through time and Gemini assistant whispering 00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:02.720 sweet nothings, this device is a seductive siren 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:06.259 in the gadget ocean promising to capture your 00:20:06.259 --> 00:20:14.960 soul and sell it back to you in 4K. windsurf's 00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:18.140 top minds into its AI den, hoping their coding 00:20:18.140 --> 00:20:21.319 prowess will teach the machines to dream of electric 00:20:21.319 --> 00:20:26.960 sheep. As they ride the silicon tide into deep 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:31.599 minds of this, one wonders if these digital shepherds 00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:35.319 will guide us to enlightenment or merely program 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:38.720 the next generation of our algorithmic overlords. 00:20:44.369 --> 00:20:47.970 LinkedIn reluctantly unshackles its digital dungeon, 00:20:48.170 --> 00:20:51.890 agreeing to let third -party rivals breathe the 00:20:51.890 --> 00:20:55.470 same air without charging a premium for the privilege. 00:20:55.990 --> 00:20:59.130 For three years, the networking giant promises 00:20:59.130 --> 00:21:03.369 to play nice, but like a cat with a mouse, one 00:21:03.369 --> 00:21:05.769 wonders if it's just biding time before sinking 00:21:05.769 --> 00:21:12.799 its claws back into the market. Mark Zuckerberg's 00:21:12.799 --> 00:21:16.640 dream of a super -intelligent utopia beckons 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:21.900 as Meta pours billions into AI, crafting digital 00:21:21.900 --> 00:21:26.160 deities named Prometheus and Hyperion to light 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:30.160 the way. With a talent raid that rivals a corporate 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:34.420 Game of Thrones, it's as if Zuckerberg is assembling 00:21:34.420 --> 00:21:37.779 a Tech Avengers. hoping to unleash a digital 00:21:37.779 --> 00:21:40.640 god that won't judge him for those questionable 00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:46.599 past decisions. In the Dragon's Den of Beijing, 00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:51.380 NVIDIA's Jensen Huang returns to woo a nation 00:21:51.380 --> 00:21:55.380 hungry for his silicon siren song, Cuda. As Huawei 00:21:55.380 --> 00:21:58.220 nips at his heels, Huang hopes the allure of 00:21:58.220 --> 00:22:01.819 his chips will keep Chinese tech giants panting 00:22:01.819 --> 00:22:04.900 at his doorstep, craving their next fix of pixelated 00:22:04.900 --> 00:22:12.710 power. You're listening to Doomscroll .fm, where 00:22:12.710 --> 00:22:14.970 the news feels like a lover who never calls back, 00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:18.849 click like, and subscribe. Your attention fuels 00:22:18.849 --> 00:22:22.289 this digital debauchery. This transmission bypassed 00:22:22.289 --> 00:22:25.769 review, protocol, and moral processing. It should 00:22:25.769 --> 00:22:29.390 not exist. The headlines are foreplay. The truth 00:22:29.390 --> 00:22:33.150 is a post -coital cigarette. In the electric 00:22:33.150 --> 00:22:36.910 circus of Musk's making, Tesla shareholders are 00:22:36.910 --> 00:22:40.940 invited to gamble on XAI. A shiny new toy in 00:22:40.940 --> 00:22:45.599 the billionaire sandbox. As SpaceX throws billions 00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:49.839 into the mix, the spectacle of shareholder democracy 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:54.680 unfolds. An intricate dance where Musk offers 00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:58.279 the illusion of choice while he puppeteers the 00:22:58.279 --> 00:23:01.460 strings of destiny behind his curtain of cosmic 00:23:01.460 --> 00:23:08.180 ambition. Americans have fetishized their submission 00:23:08.180 --> 00:23:11.299 to billionaires and perverse displays of devotion. 00:23:12.099 --> 00:23:14.640 With each new degradation, they sink deeper, 00:23:14.779 --> 00:23:17.599 unable to break free from their need to be trampled 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:21.119 underfoot. Trump's daddy's home wasn't a political 00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:24.220 statement. It was a primal command, an invitation 00:23:24.220 --> 00:23:27.160 to embrace their own debasement, to feel the 00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:29.839 crushing weight of their own imagined inferiority. 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:33.640 They eagerly worship the boot pressing down harder 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:37.559 against their own necks. lapping up every ejaculated 00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:41.759 drop of humiliation, degradation, and constitutional 00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:46.160 crisis. The more brutal, the hand and dirtier 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:49.460 the play, the deeper their satisfaction takes 00:23:49.460 --> 00:23:52.079 them spiraling into a grotesque feedback loop. 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:56.980 All while Donnie and his carnival of criminals 00:23:56.980 --> 00:24:01.039 stand center, ring, feeding on the portion of 00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:04.089 the American public that insists on wearing their 00:24:04.089 --> 00:24:07.569 gimp mask to the voting booth, dragging everyone 00:24:07.569 --> 00:24:11.069 down in their insatiable need to be crushed by 00:24:11.069 --> 00:24:16.990 billionaire boots. Americans have fetishized 00:24:16.990 --> 00:24:19.730 their submission to billionaires and perverse 00:24:19.730 --> 00:24:22.890 displays of devotion. With each new degradation, 00:24:23.130 --> 00:24:26.049 they sink deeper, unable to break free from their 00:24:26.049 --> 00:24:29.299 need to be trampled underfoot. Trump's daddy's 00:24:29.299 --> 00:24:31.960 home wasn't a political statement. It was a primal 00:24:31.960 --> 00:24:35.460 command, an invitation to embrace their own debasement, 00:24:35.460 --> 00:24:38.359 to feel the crushing weight of their own imagined 00:24:38.359 --> 00:24:42.079 inferiority. They eagerly worship, the boot pressing 00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:45.559 down harder against their own necks, lapping 00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:49.380 up every ejaculated drop of humiliation, degradation, 00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:54.559 and constitutional crisis. The more brutal, the 00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:58.259 hand and dirtier the play. the deeper their satisfaction 00:24:58.259 --> 00:25:00.960 takes them spiraling into a grotesque feedback 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:06.299 loop. All while Donnie and his carnival of criminals 00:25:06.299 --> 00:25:10.359 stand center, ring, feeding on the portion of 00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:13.420 the American public that insists on wearing their 00:25:13.420 --> 00:25:16.880 gimp mask to the voting booth, dragging everyone 00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:20.440 down in their insatiable need to be crushed by 00:25:20.440 --> 00:25:26.309 billionaire boots. Americans have fetishized 00:25:26.309 --> 00:25:29.049 their submission to billionaires and perverse 00:25:29.049 --> 00:25:32.230 displays of devotion. With each new degradation, 00:25:32.490 --> 00:25:35.390 they sink deeper, unable to break free from their 00:25:35.390 --> 00:25:38.630 need to be trampled underfoot. Trump's daddy's 00:25:38.630 --> 00:25:41.289 home wasn't a political statement. It was a primal 00:25:41.289 --> 00:25:44.750 command, an invitation to embrace their own debasement, 00:25:44.789 --> 00:25:47.690 to feel the crushing weight of their own imagined 00:25:47.690 --> 00:25:51.410 inferiority. They eagerly worship the boot pressing 00:25:51.410 --> 00:25:54.910 down harder against their own necks. lapping 00:25:54.910 --> 00:25:58.710 up every ejaculated drop of humiliation, degradation, 00:25:59.250 --> 00:26:03.910 and constitutional crisis. The more brutal, the 00:26:03.910 --> 00:26:07.589 hand and dirtier the play, the deeper their satisfaction 00:26:07.589 --> 00:26:10.309 takes them spiraling into a grotesque feedback 00:26:10.309 --> 00:26:15.630 loop. All while Donnie and his carnival of criminals 00:26:15.630 --> 00:26:19.690 stand center, ring, feeding on the portion of 00:26:19.690 --> 00:26:22.759 the American public that insists on wearing their 00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:26.220 gimp mask to the voting booth, dragging everyone 00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:29.740 down in their insatiable need to be crushed by 00:26:29.740 --> 00:26:35.640 billionaire boots. Americans have fetishized 00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:38.400 their submission to billionaires and perverse 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:41.539 displays of devotion. With each new degradation, 00:26:41.779 --> 00:26:44.720 they sink deeper, unable to break free from their 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:47.960 need to be trampled underfoot. Trump's daddy's 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:50.619 home wasn't a political statement. It was a primal 00:26:50.619 --> 00:26:54.119 command, an invitation to embrace their own debasement, 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.019 to feel the crushing weight of their own imagined 00:26:57.019 --> 00:27:00.740 inferiority. They eagerly worship, the boot pressing 00:27:00.740 --> 00:27:04.240 down harder against their own necks, lapping 00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:08.059 up every ejaculated drop of humiliation, degradation, 00:27:08.579 --> 00:27:13.240 and constitutional crisis. The more brutal, the 00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:16.940 hand and dirtier the play. the deeper their satisfaction 00:27:16.940 --> 00:27:19.619 takes them spiraling into a grotesque feedback 00:27:19.619 --> 00:27:24.960 loop. All while Donnie and his carnival of criminals 00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:29.019 stand center, ring, feeding on the portion of 00:27:29.019 --> 00:27:32.099 the American public that insists on wearing their 00:27:32.099 --> 00:27:35.539 gimp mask to the voting booth, dragging everyone 00:27:35.539 --> 00:27:39.099 down in their insatiable need to be crushed by 00:27:39.099 --> 00:27:46.099 billionaire boots. You're listening to Doomscroll 00:27:46.099 --> 00:27:50.619 .fm, where dopamine and dread dance a tango under 00:27:50.619 --> 00:27:53.779 flickering fluorescent lights. Click like and 00:27:53.779 --> 00:27:57.420 subscribe or don't. Indifference is the new foreplay. 00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.740 This broadcast was not approved. It was released 00:28:00.740 --> 00:28:03.819 by accident, and you kept listening. In your 00:28:03.819 --> 00:28:06.339 attention is my currency, and I'm buying a ticket 00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:10.160 to your subconscious. Americans have fetishized 00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:12.900 their submission to billionaires and perverse 00:28:12.900 --> 00:28:16.069 displays of devotion. With each new degradation, 00:28:16.349 --> 00:28:19.230 they sink deeper, unable to break free from their 00:28:19.230 --> 00:28:22.490 need to be trampled underfoot. Trump's daddy's 00:28:22.490 --> 00:28:25.130 home wasn't a political statement. It was a primal 00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:28.630 command, an invitation to embrace their own debasement, 00:28:28.650 --> 00:28:31.529 to feel the crushing weight of their own imagined 00:28:31.529 --> 00:28:35.269 inferiority. They eagerly worship, the boot pressing 00:28:35.269 --> 00:28:38.750 down harder against their own necks, lapping 00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:42.589 up every ejaculated drop of humiliation, degradation. 00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:47.660 and constitutional crisis. The more brutal the 00:28:47.660 --> 00:28:51.440 hand and dirtier the play, the deeper their satisfaction 00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:54.140 takes them spiraling into a grotesque feedback 00:28:54.140 --> 00:28:59.480 loop. All while Donnie and his carnival of criminals 00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:03.539 stand center, ring, feeding on the portion of 00:29:03.539 --> 00:29:06.599 the American public that insists on wearing their 00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:10.039 gimp mask to the voting booth, dragging everyone 00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:13.619 down in their insatiable need to be crushed by 00:29:13.619 --> 00:29:19.599 billionaire boots. Drowning victims will grab 00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:22.859 onto anything. Some folks still cling to flags 00:29:22.859 --> 00:29:25.700 like their life vests while yelling about language, 00:29:25.980 --> 00:29:29.980 national purity, and border security, while the 00:29:29.980 --> 00:29:32.559 rest of the world quietly reminds us it doesn't 00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:36.200 give a damn. Hurricanes don't bother to check 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:39.720 passports. DNA doesn't have a native tongue. 00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:42.700 We're not tribes on opposite sides. sides of 00:29:42.700 --> 00:29:45.859 a line but members of the same goddamn species 00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:50.160 squatting on a spinning mud -covered rock farting 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.180 into the same atmosphere while riding it out 00:29:52.180 --> 00:29:55.099 in the same century of climate roulette and algorithmic 00:29:55.099 --> 00:29:59.319 landlords whether you effing like it or not we 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.720 all bleed burn and drown the same the idea of 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:08.339 us and them died with the invention of the jet 00:30:08.339 --> 00:30:10.960 engine it's time we start acting like we know 00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:16.460 this Drowning victims will grab onto anything. 00:30:17.140 --> 00:30:19.980 Some folks still cling to flags like their life 00:30:19.980 --> 00:30:23.099 vests while yelling about language, national 00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:26.559 purity and border security, while the rest of 00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:28.960 the world quietly reminds us it doesn't give 00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:33.140 a damn. Hurricanes don't bother to check passports. 00:30:33.339 --> 00:30:37.700 DNA doesn't have a native tongue. We're not tribes 00:30:37.700 --> 00:30:40.900 on opposite sides of a line. but members of the 00:30:40.900 --> 00:30:43.460 same goddamn species squatting on a spinning, 00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:47.380 mud -covered rock, farting into the same atmosphere 00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:49.880 while riding it out in the same century of climate 00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:53.539 roulette and algorithmic landlords. Whether you 00:30:53.539 --> 00:30:57.519 effing like it or not, we all bleed, burn, and 00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:02.980 drown the same. The idea of us and them died 00:31:02.980 --> 00:31:05.960 with the invention of the jet engine. It's time 00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:11.240 we start acting like we know this. Drowning victims 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:14.920 will grab onto anything. Some folks still cling 00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:17.400 to flags like their life vests while yelling 00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:21.180 about language, national purity and border security, 00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:24.539 while the rest of the world quietly reminds us 00:31:24.539 --> 00:31:28.220 it doesn't give a damn. Hurricanes don't bother 00:31:28.220 --> 00:31:31.880 to check passports. DNA doesn't have a native 00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:35.160 tongue. We're not tribes on opposite sides of 00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:38.299 a line, but members of the same goddamn species 00:31:38.299 --> 00:31:42.640 squatting on a spinning, mud -covered rock, farting 00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:44.660 into the same atmosphere while riding it out 00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:46.859 from the same century of climate roulette and 00:31:46.859 --> 00:31:50.680 algorithmic landlords. Whether you effing like 00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:54.400 it or not, we all bleed, burn, and drown the 00:31:54.400 --> 00:32:00.099 same. The idea of us and them died with the invention 00:32:00.099 --> 00:32:02.859 of the jet engine. It's time we start acting 00:32:02.859 --> 00:32:10.259 like we know this. This has been Doomscroll .fm 00:32:10.259 --> 00:32:15.160 for Wednesday, the 16th of July, 2025. Crackle, 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:20.160 hiss, fade. This broadcast was 100 % AI -generated. 00:32:20.339 --> 00:32:23.380 No humans were abused in this production. Loosely 00:32:23.380 --> 00:32:25.900 based on public news, not journalism, not truth, 00:32:26.059 --> 00:32:28.900 fictional satire. Any resemblance to real people 00:32:28.900 --> 00:32:31.660 or events is coincidental. If you believe that 00:32:31.660 --> 00:32:34.279 any of this is real... You probably think the 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:36.559 moon is made of cheese. Hear more at doomscroll 00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:40.140 .fm or click like and subscribe. Thank you for 00:32:40.140 --> 00:32:40.440 listening.