Alright. Hi, guys. Last session, you guys followed
the compass. Did I tell you guys where you arrived?
Tavern! And we gambled a little bit. What? The
tavern, and then we gambled a little bit. That
was like a... Yeah. We still left the tavern.
No, you walked out. Yeah, you did. You walked
out of the tavern. You were back on the street.
The tavern disappeared. And then you left. And
then you kept walking. You got past the littler
city. And then, after walking past the little
city, follow the compass. You got to the ocean.
So you guys are on a... Beautiful, beautiful
beach where it's not so beautiful. It's gorgeous.
Don't get me wrong. It feels gorgeous. There's
birds in the sky. There's not many people. There's
one person. The weather, absolutely phenomenal.
But there's crashed ships around you that are
on the land. There's ashes. There's small fires.
You could tell that it's a beach, though, you
know, because there's water. And you see a shark
guy, you know, standing on the edge of the water.
He looks like he's waiting. What would you guys
like to do? Wait, can I guess his name? Yeah.
Is his name Mare? No. No. Take one demerit. Take
one demerit. No! Take one demerit. Take one demerit.
There's one demerit. Take one demerit. Ow. Can
you just take one, just add one demerit into
your inventory? If I guess his name correctly,
can I get inspiration? Sure, yeah. Okay, what's
his name? His name's Tharnuk. Okay, I guess his
name is Tharnuk. You... Yeah? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, you get inspiration, I guess. I didn't
think about that. Okay. I already had inspiration.
You didn't think about it? Okay. Yeah, no. Sorry,
I'd like to clarify for the course of the session.
That's really funny. I'd like to clarify. I'm
on a new medication. My brain's been pretty foggy.
So... What would she guys like to do? Can you
get rid of my one demerit? No. Can I transfer
my inspiration to getting rid of their demerit?
You would lose, like, the extra inspiration that
doesn't do anything? Yeah, the extra inspiration.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Do I also lose one demerit
if we're attached to each other? Yeah, yeah,
you would also lose a demerit. Yeah, you had
a demerit. No, you'd gain the demerit when they
gain it, but you wouldn't lose it when they lose
it. No, they would, they would, they would have,
yeah. Can Oz get 10 demerits? Well, then Juno
would also get 10 demerits. How long does Warden
fall in love? Surely it's been that long. We
went to an entire city. The spell's over. No,
it's not the spell. It was the potion. How long
did the potion last? It lasts until I tell you
that it is over. It was over. It's not over.
It is not over, I'd like to tell you that. There
is a condition that needs to be met for it to
be over, and that is all I will tell you. You
did not ask the man. We need a condition? We
should probably approach that shark guy, shouldn't
we? Yeah. Is it coming? Is it facing towards
him? What? Oh my god, sorry, one second. Uh,
Ivory asked if the compass seems to be facing
in his general direction. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh,
Mal, do you want to take the lead on this one?
Um, sure. Okay, W. Oh, I'll let Mal lead the
group. I want to walk up to him. Oh, hi. Uh,
hi, um. Well. What are we looking for again?
Who? Who are you, puny little spider? You see
that he's like towering over you. He's like a
wall of just pure muscle. Okay. He's like...
His skin in... Do sharks have scales? I don't
know. It's like... It resembles wet steel. He
looks very strong. He has scars, too, and tattoos.
Think of, like, Maui from Moana. Can I kindly
get behind Genesis? I feel like this man could
fucking kill me in one swing. The reason you're
in front is because he's the least likely to
kill you. Because you're like a spider guy. Oh,
for the viewers, he is a homebrew race. He is
a Karcharos Thalassari. meaning that he is a
Thalassari subrace Kartras, which is the shark
people. Just like how... There are, I think,
six subraces of Thalassari. Correct me if I'm
wrong. I don't fucking know. I've played a Thalassari
one time. Six, yeah. There's Thalassari, which
are the... There's Pelagoth, which... Pelagoth
are the fish. Pelagoth are like... They have
more fish features, like big tails and stuff.
A quarry is like sort of sea elfish, where it's
like very human, but their skin is blue. Oh,
there are five. There's the shark people. And
then I don't remember any of the other ones.
There's the mermaids. There are the shark people.
There are the fish people. There are the ones
entirely made up of water. And there are like
the water adept people. Yeah, so the ones entirely
made up of water are the ones I forgot. Those
are the Hydronis, I think. Yes, yes. Those are
the Thalassari. Those are the ones that are getting
mashed genocided. Anyways, what do you say to
this, uh, this Kartaros Thalassari? Are you,
uh, Mel, are you sticking with getting behind
Genesis? I mean, I would, I'm just gonna get,
like, you know, like, not, like, behind you,
but, like, Genesis will be your bodyguard. He'll
step behind you like he's your bouncer. I actually
have no clue. Why are we here? We're already
looking for the compass points. Yes, so we got
the compass from a little Thalassari boy who
told us to follow it because he had something
to do with what's going on. After we left the
rebellion, we just decided that this would be
our next lead. You probably shouldn't be too
upfront with him. Oh, shit, never mind. You probably
shouldn't be too upfront with him, because, yeah,
he's a fish guy, so he's probably not aligned
with, like, the people of, um, Mathis. But, he
is still just a guy. Sorry, I'm back. I did get
hurt. I mean, maybe he's seen something. Do you
have a boo -boo? Yeah, I do. Well, that really
hurt. Um, my name is... Malachite. Oh. Hello,
Malachite. I'm... I'm, uh... I'm Tharnuk. He
puts out his little fin hand. It's nice to meet
ya. What brings you over here to the ocean? We're...
currently on our way to go find something. Whatcha
findin'? Treasure of some sorts? Oh, that sounds
sick. Yo, what are your, what are your hints?
I'm a big fan of treasure myself. I look at Genesis
and go, do we do it? Uh, Genesis shrugs and says,
you'll call how much we want to trust this guy.
Um, I don't know which of us has the compass,
but if Genesis has the compass, he will hand
it to you here, Mel. Oh, okay, I thought you
had the... Yeah, he does have the... Genesis
does have the compass. He's gonna give it to
you. Okay, um... I'm gonna hold out the compass.
But not, like, hold it out, like, offering it.
I'm just, like, showing it. Um, I'm gonna go,
have you also seen, like, a little boy? Holy
shit. Okay, okay. Uh, yeah, uh, that's, that's
a compass from the council. How did you, how
did you get that? Oh, we saved a little boy,
like, in town. In town. Are we just gonna ignore
the fact that, like, an ethereal beeping sound
just, like, cut him off of its sound? Like, what
the fuck just happened? That was actually amazing,
thank you. Yeah, well, I... It doesn't seem that
I can swear. Do you just, like, do that? Do you
just do that? No, usually I can just do that.
But, like, now that I'm talking to you guys,
it's just, like, I can't f***ing swear. And it's
just, it's just weird. I, I usually can just,
just do that. And I usually don't f***ing beep.
What? What? Do you have a bomb inside your chest?
Do I? happened for us. Okay, guys. This is really
important. I think I might need to roll a medicine
check. Medicine check? What does that mean? What
does rolling a medicine check mean? I need to
figure out if you have a bomb in your chest.
What does it mean to roll something? You roll
any spinning circles or something. Oh. You see
him do a cartwheel. You see this seven foot tall
shark guy who's like 225 pounds just do like
a perfect cartwheel followed by like a, what
is it called? Like a triple back handspring.
I think that's what it's called. Oh, um, we got
it from a little boy and back in town. Back in.
why was there a little boy back in town we're
not supposed to leave far from the ocean's edge
i mean we'd saved him i don't he got he got out
of town but like he gave us this and we're trying
to see where it goes what where were his parents
i don't know Yeah, I was saying, was he an orphan?
Hey, we, uh, we, I'm not saying this loud enough
for the shark out of here. He kind of told us
that he watched his parents violently get murdered
in front of him in a really casual tone. He did
tell you guys that, yes. Oh. Waiter, was that
our little boy that we keep with us? I can't
remember. What? Either the little boy that we
keep in our little rooms said it. Or it was,
yeah, or it was the fish guy. Or it was both
of them. I think both of them, actually. You
attract a lot of orphaned boys. Um, I don't,
I don't think he had parents. Um, he just, once
we saved him, he kind of gave us this, and we've
been following you. I mean, can I see it real
quick? The suspicion sound has now entered. I
mean, you can roll Insight. I was going to say,
can I roll Insight to see if he's ever, like,
snatched this? You can roll Insight. 18. 18,
yeah. So he looks like he's genuinely trying
to help you. Can I roll Perception? Perception,
yeah. Why? I'm not good at it. What are you trying
to perceive? Trying to perceive. So that's 17.
I'm looking at this guy and I'm trying to see
if there's any sort of signs that he may be part
of like a rebellion or anything that is at like
most fish people are going to be against Mathis
because that they're being genocided. But knowing
like Mathis, any insider knowledge I might have
about like my past and stuff like that and like
people I know. Do I know anything about like
like how like. maybe this is a spy or something
you know he doesn't give any signs or he doesn't
he's not he's not wearing or carrying himself
in a way that is giving off a i'm in a rebellion
or i'm a spy kind of way but he does seem like
he is eagerly awaiting something or someone uh
Just looking at him, he's not trying to hide
it at all. You can just see that from the way
that he's standing. And then from Mal's insight...
Oh, I already explained that. Never mind. Can
I ask something on behalf of Mal? Yep. Does he
seem nervous with that insight check? No. Okay.
He's just genuinely trying to help you guys.
Out of character, decision is up to you, Maya.
You're taking the lead. I don't see anything
that's raising any red flags. Yeah, I mean, if
he says it's from the council, I feel like he's
our only lead to go somewhere in the ocean. I
would hand it over to him, but hesitantly, but
still hand it over. I'm going to also ask him,
by chance, do you know anywhere a council would
be? Um, I mean, there's, um, Valthor, um, City
of the Fang, um, it's where I live, uh, there's,
uh, recently we've had, um, what's his name,
Viamidi, uh, Viamidi, I can't remember his name,
he's moved in there, um, he, he's the council
head of there now, uh, he moved from somewhere
else, uh, the turtle place, because of events.
But we're... I don't know. I might be able to
get you a meeting with him. Because I work closely
with the kingdom there. Not with the council
themselves, but... I'm a janitor for the palace.
Yeah. But looking at this, it does look like
it does belong to Val Thora. The kingdom of Athara.
It looks like it belongs to our council head.
Oh. Yes. So, um, it looks like none of you guys
are Thalassari. I'm assuming. I mean, by the
fact that you guys are a rock and a spider. I
mean, looking at you, big armored guy, I'm assuming
that you're not a Thalassari by the fact that
you're not. I could... I could be wrong. But
I feel like, if you don't remember this, let
me know. I feel like I remember Genesis's armor
having fragments of, like, Talasari, like, design.
I could be wrong about that. Oh. But he's not
Talasari. You could be right. It was either something
I was planning on maybe adding in, or it was
something I did. Is that something that you want?
Because I can... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, then
pretend I didn't say that last part. Um, big
armored guy, um, are you, uh, sorry, you have,
like, our designs, you have our insignia, I mean,
if you are, I can, you have the way, so. Uh,
Can I describe the armor real quick? Yeah. It's
the armor in the, like, art. However, you see
those runes on, like, the sword and stuff like
that, like, the golden, like, lines on the armor
and stuff like that. Those swirls are, like,
specifically sort of Thalassarian nature. Like,
they're, like, wavish kind of designs. Like,
how do I... You know, like, the flowy, almost
art kind of vibe? Yeah. It's like swirls and
stuff like that. That's like a Dalasari thing
in their culture. He reaches into his pockets
and he hands Ivory and Mal rings. I need one
too. No. No, you don't. What? You're Dalasari,
no? No, I'm not. I mean, you have the way. He
points at the etchings in your armor. You have
the way. I cannot breathe underwater. I... You
have. Then what is with... What's with the armor?
It was a gift. From? It's not something I want
to tell you. So you're not Thalassari? No. Have
you tried breathing underwater? No. Yes, yes,
I have. Have you? I've been underwater in the
past, and I haven't been able to breathe. Can
I have a ring? He hands you a ring, but... Yeah,
he hands you a ring. I glared him. He does not...
He looks slightly disgusted at you now. Oh, no!
Okay. These rings will help you breathe under
the water. And there are no trinkets. It will
bind you to the tide, to the water's breath itself.
In the depths, you will not drown, but you will
be watched. Lothara does not open its gates lightly,
so be careful. If you do anything stupid, you
will most likely get killed. Tread lightly. And
then he walks off. Guys, I'm sorry if I fucked
us up. I was trying to do something cool with
his backstory and add in some intrigue and I
didn't think it would make them not like us anymore.
Sorry. No, I don't think he doesn't like us.
I think he's just like, I can't believe that
you killed a child. I can't believe that it's
all your fault that you killed all of the city
from that one encounter. Also, can I say, what
ring is this? Is it like a specific name or is
it like custom? No, it's just a custom. It just
lets you breathe in the water. Okay. I was like,
is this the ring of swimming? I was like, what?
No. It's the ring. A ring. It's the ring of phallus.
A ring. Phallus. Phthalate? Phthalate. Phthalate.
Phthalate? Did he spell that? Water god. Um.
T -H -E space. R -I -N -G space. O -F space.
T -H -A -L -O -T. Valid. Or you could do the
Ring of the Tidemaker. That one would also be
pretty solid. Or the Ring of the Tide could be
pretty cool. Whatever you want to put. However
you guys want to label. You guys, enter Valthara,
the city of the Fang, in the water parts to reveal
a sprawling city. It's not like parting, parting.
I guess... Sorry, I originally wrote it to give
you an air bubble, but I kind of don't like that.
So the water is not parting. As the water flows...
No, I don't... I'm erasing my description in
my head. Not in my head. I have it written down,
but I'm changing it. As you guys swim, you guys
see a sprawling, gigantic, massive city carved
from coral. and, um, what's it called? Obsidian.
With arches, like fangs, and, like, bones and
stuff, uh, of that of a, uh, shark. Like a gigantic
deceased shark. Rising, uh, into kelp forests.
There are, like, bioluminescent eels slithering
around, like, what's the word? Is it slithering?
Do eels slither? Is that the word? They're swimming.
But, like, yeah. Such as, like, lanterns guiding
people around the streets. And you see, at the
entrance, at the gate, you see a man holding
seashells and clams. And he looks like a jester.
And he looks at you. Ho, ho! Welcome to Valfora!
I am clambert! What brings you around these parts?
Guys, I was really proud. I don't know if you
know this. I wrote the premise for this place.
Because in the original TST, I was going to play
a water guy. And I was going to talk about how
proud I was that this was kind of finished. I
don't take responsibility for this guy. Thank
you. Thank you. I was about to say, can I pull
a gun and shoot him? This guy was not me. Clambert
has nothing to do with me. I wanna step back.
I don't know. I kinda like Clambert. I made Clambert.
Clambert was all me. I did that. Yeah, guys.
Juno kind of likes Clambert. Guys, to all the
viewers, Ivory Juno likes Clambert. You just
have to like Clambert. No, wait. I think he's
cool. Yeah, Clambert's cool. Did you know you're
the public's favorite? Yeah, yeah. Out of all
the people that I've asked, you are... You're
the public's favorite. Everyone said that they've
liked you the most. Which is crazy. What did
I do? I don't know. Which means that now Clambert
is baby girl. Which is crazy because my favorite
is Genesis. And then... Perp's favorite isn't
even Ivory. So, like, what's your favorite? Wait,
who's your favorite character? Like, if you had
to be so honest. Out of all the characters, you
can say Ivory if Ivory's your favorite. Like,
are we going with the main cast? Yeah, out of
you three. I don't know. I feel like Ivory could
be done better. I like... I like Genesis when
he glares, but I also really like when Malachi
does stuff. I like watching him fumble around
because I think it's really funny. For reasons
I cannot elaborate on, Mal is my favorite, player
-wise. Mine is Genesis, for reasons I can't elaborate
on. See, I like how the viewers... Like, Ivory.
But the players like Mal. Who was your guys'
least favorite character? And don't just say
Mara. Nova Spire, dude. I was just gonna say
that. Mal, I will kill you. Or Oz. I will kill
you. Nova Spire was the best NPC. Who was your
guys' least favorite NPC? I don't like that guy
that made up riddles, and then we'd have to answer
the riddles for no reason, because we'd just
find out the riddles, like, five seconds later.
Well, no, it was that you guys were just, like,
not good at the riddles, and those were, like,
if you guessed the riddles, you guys would have
been able to prevent his attacks. Yeah, but we
did guess, like, one or two of the riddles, and
you said it's inevitable, like, it's, like, you're
Thanos. What? I'm denying your claims. Okay.
So you didn't like the Inquisitor? I'm in denial.
Yeah, he was like basement dweller freaky. Herb,
who was your least favorite? You. Oh, okay. Mal,
who was your least favorite? That one guard that
we had to fight the one time. The racist one?
The racist guard with the dog. Yes. Yeah, he
was a pretty bad one. I like that guy. Yeah,
you would, wouldn't you? I forgot about him.
I'm so honest. Yeah, he was your favorite. You
seemed like the type of person who would like
him. My favorite is actually Dragon Poodle Dog.
Dragon Poodle Dog. Dragon Poodle Dog. I actually,
the one person who I've asked, or the one person
that I know the least favorite character of,
their least favorite is actually Talon. So, Do
with that as you will. I have no clue. They just
think that he's really annoying. I mean, I guess.
What are you guys going to do as you guys meet
Clambert? He's juggling. Underwater? Don't question
it. He does what he wants. Uh, can I roll a perception
check? Yeah. He's selling clams and stuff, right?
He's juggling them. Wait, does he have a stall
set up? No, he's just standing there. He's juggling.
Oh, I thought he was selling clams and stuff.
I got really confused. Oh. Never mind, never
mind. I don't want to roll a perception check
anymore. Um. is he wearing what is he is he just
wearing a natural like a jester's costume yeah
yeah yeah okay he introduced himself as clambert
right yeah okay um clambert were you who'd you
get named after Um... Take a wild guess as to
what I've gotten named after. My name is Clambert.
Were you named... Were you named after a person?
Like a celebrity? I was named after the clam.
He grabs a clam that he's juggling and he holds
it up to you and it spits in your face. Oh god.
Oh. Um, Ivory wipes the spit off of her face.
Is it like... Never mind, I'm not gonna ask a
question about that. What would your parents
like to name you after a clam? Um, because they
didn't like clams. Oh. They like you, right?
No. I don't know my parents. And how do you know
they didn't like clams? Is that just an unnatural
assumption? And he flies away with a bubble stream.
What the fuck? Clambert! And then a guy walks
up to you guys. Sorry about that guy. Who are
you? He's a... He's a... I'm not a religious
guy, but I'm going to pray tonight that we never
see that guy ever again. I feel kind of bad for
him. Is that your new favorite character? I feel...
Guys, can we invite him to our base? Come on.
Oh, he's gone, isn't he? Hopefully forever. What
do you guys want to do? Oh, uh, the dude. Um,
I'm Ivory. And the big guy with the suit is generational.
Who? Generational. Who? Generational. Who? We've
done this bit way too many times. Please, guys,
I don't even understand it. Stop. Stop. Why do
you always do this? Final session review will
get it. Who? Genesis. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. And
that one? Spider -Man. Dude. I love your comics.
I do the pose. Dude, it's the guy. Guys, guys,
guys, it's the guy. I do the pose. That's a 33.
What? Dude, we've been looking for you. I didn't
know spiders could come in. Wait, spiders can
go in the water? Wait. That's weird. I didn't
know spiders can go in water. It's a new species.
Don't tell anyone, okay? Don't tell them. Okay.
I also thought... Wait, I saw you swimming. I
didn't know rocks could swim. I thought they
sank. Uh, they sink. Also, thinking about your
guys' party, none of your guys' party makes sense
to be in the water. What do you mean? Genesis
makes so much sense. You see with his... That's
why he engravings on his armor. Oh yeah, you're
right. I hold my hand out and fire begins to...
Well, I guess it doesn't work underwater, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most normal... Actually,
no. I think fire would work underwater, no? Fire?
Underwater? No. But... But Marsh's backstory...
Marsh's backstory? Yeah. Where he learned magic?
Yeah. Marsha's backstory has nothing to do with
fire underwater. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chapter 2, paragraph... Wait, wait, wait. Chapter
2, paragraph 4, I think? No, paragraph... Halfway
through paragraph 3. The room was illuminated
by torches on the walls. Not only these torches
like themselves, but the fire seemed unaffected
by the water. Though hard to explain, even then
I felt uneasy seeing flames in Dalek's domain.
I allowed myself a moment to examine the fire,
though I was not as educated then and determined
it was somehow protected by magic. Haha! Dude,
how did you think of that? How did you think
of that before? Dude, you planned all of this.
I'm unironically really proud that I remembered
that because I wrote that like... When the fuck
did I write that? A solid year ago, bro. That's
crazy. Yeah. That's wild. Okay. Anyway, not important
at all. Yeah, fire doesn't work on water. Anyways,
what are you guys doing here? I would like to
introduce myself. My name is Steven Spielberg.
Is that something he actually says? No. My name
is... My name is Dylan. Oh. Yeah, my name is
Dylan. He's a Pelagoth, like I said, so he's
just a fish named Dylan. I am a... I'm the head
guard. I'm the captain. Um... And... I didn't
hear about any land dwellers coming in today.
Sorry, I had to yawn. Mal, do you still want
to take the lead on this? We need to find an
audience. We either need to follow where the
compass goes or find an audience with this council.
What did you just say? I can... Oh my god, you
sound so far. Sorry about that. Mel, do you still
want to take the lead on this? We either need
to follow the compass and where it leads, or
have an audience with the council, since apparently
this compass belongs to them. I mean, I kind
of want to see where it goes. If... Sorry, I
just blinked there. If, you know, if we get to
the council, then what if they're gonna, like,
take this? We don't get to see where it goes.
Because the kid gave us this. Alright, then,
uh, you should probably check which way the compass
is pointing and ask this guy if anything's that
direction. I want to check where the compass
is pointing. Uh, towards the palace. exactly
where the council would be. So... Going towards
the palace, I guess. Um, hey, I... Yet again,
sorry, I cannot let you in the city without valid
reason. With the war going on, you know, I don't
really know if you're Mathis, and you know, that's
a really big issue these days, and... You know,
I can't just let you in willy -nilly. So, if
you have... If you have a green card, if you
have any of that, like... Could be helpful. You
know. Um... I have the sheet that one time when
we were stolen, that we stole from a guard that
was after us. Am I able to show it from him?
You can try. Oh, yeah. Also, we're under... Okay.
Here, I show that I pull out the little sheet
and then I want to give the wanted from the guard
and then I show it to him. He looks at it. Um,
it says here that you guys were part of a rebellion
and you blew up a prison and you're war criminals.
Uh, we do have explanations for all of that.
So, We're rebelling against Mathis. And then
the prison was from Mathis who is imprisoning
people that shouldn't have been in prison. It's
like illegal detainment. So we freed them because
they were innocent. That we're not basically
war criminals because we're rebelling against
Mathis to have a better country. A kingdom. Not
country, kingdom. Boom. How do I know this is
real? I guess I could say. You should say. Um...
Well, we do have... A bit of... You know what?
Here. Um... Helmet guy. Um... Are you... Can
you take off your helmet? Just so I can see your
face. No. Um... You... Well, okay. You have Thalassari
engravings. Are you Thalassari? Uh, at least...
If you are, I can... What? Yes. Then I guess
I can let you guys in the city. You know? I...
Just don't do anything stupid. We'll have our
eyes on you. We'll have guards on the lookout.
Just be careful. Be safe. And he walks away.
W. Wow, Genesis, I didn't know that you were
Thalassar. I thought earlier you said you weren't.
If anyone asks, I'm in a quarry. Okay. Uh, we
go to the palace, right? The city. With the compass.
Going to the palace? Yes. Alright, do you want
to look for anything while you're on the way?
You know, any shops, anything like that? Is there
a small shack that says come here to level up
instantly forever? To what? Is there a shack
that says come here to level up instantly forever?
There is, there is. Yay! You walk in and you
get touched. What? You get touched. They boop
you. And then I get my level? No. What? It lied
to you. They actually stole two gold. Can I go
in there? Can I level up? You can try. Will I
level up? You can try. It might take 2 gold from
you as well. No, but will I level up? Wait, it
took 2 gold from me? Yeah, it takes 2 gold from
you. I kill everyone in that store. Alright,
it worked and everyone's dead. Now you don't
level up. You actually lose 17 levels. Okay,
I'm negative level 11. He doesn't really take
two gold from me. He takes two Solaris from him.
Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, pussy. Yeah, pussy. Yeah,
pussy. I give him two gold pieces. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. You know, that is my
Solaris total. I would like to point out, Ivory,
Ivory, that was world lore that you remembered.
You now have heroic inspiration. Oh. Hooray!
Because... How does that work? I don't know.
On your character sheet, there's a little box
at the top that says heroic inspiration. You
click on that, and there will be like a little
sun rising logo on there. At any point during
your adventure, you can choose to have advantage
on a role. You remove that heroic inspiration,
and that's you using it. You just give yourself
advantage. Awesome sauce. Awesome sauce. I want
it. I want some sauce. All right, so you guys
go to the council building? The palace? Can I
look around for orphanages? For orphanages? You
see one huge orphanage. Do you want to see if
the kid is there? Yeah. Alright. I want to see
if he's here. While you're going there, I'm going
to go somewhere else if you don't mind. Okay.
Nova. Yeah? I'm going to go AFK for a little
bit. Not that long. While Genesis leaves the
group, if you're okay with it, I would like to
go around and ask about how the undersea works
and basically just learn the stuff. Like the
council? Yeah, like the fact that there are five
cities. The basic stuff. Alright. Okay. Uh, I'll
be right back. Alright. Alright. Uh, Juno, do
you go to the orphanage as well? Sure. Alright,
you guys go to the orphanage. And you get there.
And you see tons and tons of kids running around
upstairs, downstairs. Chasing each other, playing
tag, some playing hide -and -seek, some playing
hide -and -seek tag. You see chaos. You see kids
laughing, having fun. And you see a group of
adults standing in a corner, just like watching,
making sure no one's getting hurt, making sure
no one does anything actually bad. You want to
recreate Breeze? Kill them all? Oh, no. They're
evil. They're evil masterminds. I pull out a
lightsaber. This is racist. This was a Nazi,
dude. I'm making a joke about Star Wars. I want
to walk in. Is there a group of adults in the
corner to make sure they're safe? Do we even
get the child's name? Nope. Do you remember what
he looked like? You remember what he looked like,
though. I just go up and say I described the
child to him, but I don't remember what he looked
like at all. Well, before you just describe the
child, do you want to talk to them first or do
you just want to walk up and just start talking
like this yeah i want to talk to them first at
least all right um um hello welcome to the orphanage
um how can we help you are you here to adopt
a kid um i look at ivory i look at them look
at ivory I look at them. I'm actually here to
find a kid. Oh, are you trying to adopt? Are
you two? Are you two? Oh, that's so cute. No.
So, no? Oh. No. Well, then what? We're just,
we're here to look for a kid. Yes, we're here
to adopt a child. But you guys aren't. You are?
He just got a little nervous. We're here to adopt
a child. There's one that we're looking for specifically.
Oh, okay. Are you guys like the aunt and uncle
of the kid? Well, we've seen him before and we're
wondering if he's still here because I just feel
like he'd be very suitable for a household. Well,
with, um, a lot of the kids, um, all the kids
here, um, they've been here for, uh, there's
not a kid here who's been here within, like,
who's been newer. Uh, all the ones who have been
newer have been taken to, uh, the orphanage,
uh, up in Velka. to get away from the war. So,
if you're looking for someone who's been taken
in more recently, that's where you can check
them out. We do have a registry with faces and
names attached. If you want to look that up,
look for the kid specifically. Can we look through
the registry? Yeah, it's upstairs. I'll get my
assistant to go with you. And then one of the
assistants silently follow. Oh, okay. And as
you walk upstairs... Uh... Wait. Wait. Uh...
Sorry, I'm blanking. You get up there, and you
see a cabinet, like a filing cabinet. And...
Do you want to start going through it? You want
to go through it? Sure. I want to go through
it. Alright. You start going through it. And
you're seeing all these names. You're seeing
all these faces. And you're not seeing the one.
You're not seeing the kid that you're looking
for. And slowly, as you're proceeding to go through
it, You're losing faith. You're losing hope.
And you don't feel like you're going to see it.
You don't think you're going to find him. And
then eventually, you guys both touch hands as
you're reaching for the very last file. You grab
it. And it's him. You see the name. Or, uh, no,
that wasn't his name. That was almost a worse
name. You see the name... Bill Bob. You see the
name Bill Bob Jones, the 17th. That's his real
name, guys. No, uh, you see the name... I've
not tried pronouncing this before. You see the
name Thariel. And you see that he is in the Vulcan
orphanage. And you have hope. And you see that
no one has taken him yet. He is still there.
What do you guys think? Isn't Vulcan the other
town? Vulcan is the other country. Ivory um Do
we go pick him up? We should either quest for
the council and then we can pick them up afterwards
Okay Yeah, Vulcan is the Vulcan Kingdom. Um It
is the country right next to Mathis. It'll be
the next country added next to the map. I want
to turn to the caretakers and go, thank you for
your time, but yeah, we kind of see that he's
in the other orphanage. You know, it's gonna
be okay. and then I want to walk out. Is this
a fucking gesture? Is this so? Claim Bert will
always be here for you. He's everywhere. He's
everything. It's one town. It's a one town run
by one person. It's all the same person. It is
an illusionist. Get out of my head. Purpose ethics,
yeah. Um... It'll be okay. I mean... What's the
worst that'll happen? What's your... What's his
name? What's the... What's the assistant's name?
Can I ask that? Yeah, you can ask him. Uh...
Assistant... The orphanage... What's... What's
your name? Oh, you already know my name. I think
I have a hint, but... My name's Clambert! Please
don't tell me it's actually one city run by one
person. I would cry if it is. And then the other
assistant walks, or the other worker walks in.
How did Clambert walk in? And then he grabs Clambert
out and throws him downstairs. Uh, did you find
what you guys were looking for? Wait, what's
your name? Um, Steven. He sounds like a mill.
My name is - I'm just a mill. I'm only a mill.
No! Wait, that the, uh, kid's house of rock?
Schoolhouse rock, yeah. Yeah! Schoolhouse rock!
I love that. Anyways. Did you guys find what
you're looking for? Are they at the other orphanage?
They're at the other orphanage, but thank you
for your time. Are you gonna go adopt? Yeah.
You know, you two would be lovely. You guys are
gonna be great parents when you get them. Thank
you. I really appreciate it. I can feel... You
know, I can feel... You know, I can feel the
very, uh, the energy between you guys, and I
think that it would be great, you know, in the
Perturtle sentence, you know? Is this Steven
or Bill? Um, uh, we renamed him Bill. Okay, I
want to track down Bill's family. Um, um, but,
um... I can, I can, uh, contact the other orphanage,
I can, uh, I can ask them to, um, you know, make
sure, uh, Noah takes him until you get there.
If you guys would like. Yes, please. Alright,
uh, what's, uh, what's your, uh, names again?
Jade. Jade. You already said Ivory. Ivory. And
you, Spider -Guy? Jade. You guys know that Velka
is, like, not on Mathis' side? They're not in
Mathis? I still don't want to give my name. Okay.
Ivory and Jade. Alright, and what's the name
of the kid that you're trying to adopt? I look
back. at the file. Oh, what is that? Oh, yes.
Wait, no, it's right there. Uh, Thariel. Um,
how long until you think that you'll be able
to pick him up? I look at Ivory and go, like,
like, a day or two? Like, how far away is it?
That's in a whole other kingdom. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How far away
is it? We can, I mean, if you leave today, you'd
get there within three days. If you leave tomorrow,
I mean, well, three days travel with sleep breaks
between. I'll just say within the next week.
Is that okay? Like a week and a half. Yeah. Alright.
Anything else that you'd like me to add? No.
I think I'm alright. Alright. It was nice meeting
you lovely people. I hope that you guys have
a great time. I hope that you guys you know figure
out whatever you're here for um hope that that
kid loves you um as much as i love you guys um
okay why does he work at the orphanage and i
hope that your guys's love blossoms like a blossoming
flower genesis walks in i'm gonna tell him does
genesis actually walk in yeah Okay. Hello, sir.
Are you trying to adopt a kid? I'm just here
to pick up my two friends here. Oh. Are you guys
all in love with each other? Are you guys ready
to go? Yeah. Yeah. Let's leave. Let's leave.
Before we leave, though, Genesis is gonna say
something. He's gonna walk over. To Bill. He's
gonna walk over to the counter and place his
hand down on the counter in front of them. And
say, You've spent your entire life looking after
orphans. And now you are one too. And Jess is
gonna walk out. What? Bob? Dad? I went on a side
quest and killed his family. Yeah, yeah. I'm
leaving with you. What do you guys want to do?
Oh, I'd like to say that when they walked into
the orphanage, you didn't hear this, but they
said they were going to be like Breeze. I was
hoping. I was hoping. I was hoping that he would
go through recording and hear that and be like,
they said this. I probably wouldn't have seen
it. Me and Nova have changed our arrangement.
We're getting married. We're not really arrangement
anything. We're engagement. I learned some stuff
about the underwater sort of area. Basically,
there's a council. There's five cities. Each
city has a council member. They get together
on the weekends. They hang out. They make decisions.
There's more to it than that. Right now, that
guy that we talked to on the surface, he brought
up some guy named Vaimiri. Each city is a different
race. The Vaimiri are the shark people, or he's
the leader of the shark people. Prairie knows
all of this because he looked around. He didn't
write all of this. He wasn't the honorary creator
of the underwater book. I'm looking through the
Life of Marshal Kai book. Yeah. What an interesting
book you got there. Yeah. It was written by some
asshole. It's just like autobiography or whatever.
Anyways, do you guys want to go to the council
building? I'm done? Sure. Ivory, is there any
stuff you want to make on the way? No. Okay.
Okie dokie. Okie dokie. You get to the council
building. I'll kill you. And it is gorgeous.
And there's a gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous door.
Made up of like coral with like golden design
that looks like the same design on the ring and
also on like the armor. And you see on either
side of the door there are guards, but the one
on the left is sleeping and the one on the right
is not paying attention. Would you guys like
to be honest? You said we're at the council building,
right? Yes. Does that mean we're in Myrathia?
No, it is the palace, but it is like because
of the war. Because of the war, they had to move
where they are. Okay, so what city are we in?
Valvara, still. So on either side of the palace
door. There's guard. One's sleeping. One is not
paying attention. Do you want to be honest and
wake him up or just talk to the other one? Or
do you guys want to just sneak in? How would
you guys like to go about it? This is the council
building, right? Honorary council building, yes.
I don't think we should sneak in if this has
the five most important people in the entire
underwater. We might get gunned down. We aren't
here to assassinate anyone. I don't think we
should act like we are. Alright, so do you want
to talk to the guard? He wants to go. Which of
us is the most diplomatic? I'd look at Genesis.
I have a... I punch people for fun. In fact,
it's been way too long since I've punched someone.
We haven't had an initiative order in a while.
I might just punch someone for fun if we... If
I decide to. I'm Clambert! I punched him. I still
look at Jaina's face. You're... Okay. Ivory,
I don't really know much about your history and
what you're good at, to be honest. But now you're
like a bartender and you're so good at talking
to people. Wait, no, Ivory is a bard. I should
not be - What do you mean I should do it? Oh,
can we do Rock, Paper, Scissors? Like in - Wait,
what is everyone's persuasion? Oh god. That's
gonna be very high for Ivory. Oh yeah, no. Zero.
What? It's plus six. I'm a plus six. Oh, plus
six. Plus six. Um, what do you have? Plus two?
Okay. Ivory, you're the de facto leader if you
would like to play rock, paper, scissors for
it instead, you can. But it's entirely up to
you because you got the high score. I don't want
to be playing rock, paper, scissors for it. Nah,
I would rather put Ivory go up. Alright, guys.
I got this. Full fave. Do I, like, walk up to
them or am I just, like, struggling to walk because
we're underwater, and I don't want to walk underwater.
How am I walking? No, I walk up to them. You're,
like, just normally walking. Alright. You're
fat enough where you're sinking to the bottom
of the floor. You don't need to worry about,
yeah. Oh, yeah, of course. Thanks, guys. I actually
cause craters into the ground, and, uh, you can
see my footprints anywhere from every place I've
walked. They're, like, ingrained into the ground.
Hey, did you lose some weight? The earthquakes
aren't hitting as hard as they usually do. I
kind of, actually, I lost my spleen the other
day, so that might just be it. It kind of just
fell off. W. Yeah. Thanks, guys. I woke up to
the guy, and because I'm fabulous or something,
I don't fucking know. I kind of wave my, I really
wave to your hand in front of his face. It says,
excuse me. Uh, oh. Uh, uh. Uh, uh, hello. Um,
voices. Uh, hi. Um, who are you? Hi. Uh, I'm
Ivory. Um. Hello, Ivory. Oh, hi, your voice changed.
Uh, yes. Yes, it did. Sorry. I have... We have
this compass given to us. We've heard that it's
from the Rebellion. Are we able to come in here?
At all? They're in the middle of a very important
meeting. Actually... They might be wrapping up.
But... you actually you know yeah yeah yeah you
can go ahead i don't get paid enough for this
are you sure uh yeah i don't i don't know enough
yeah yeah wait no no go ahead go ahead oh yeah
i mean that seems pretty important you know that
it doesn't belong to you and you're trying to
return it i mean you know Yeah, I mean... Are
these not, like, the five most important... Never
mind, whatever. I won't ask a question about
that. Uh, thank you. Well, they are. They are.
I guess. They are. I keep changing my voice.
I'm sorry. Um... Go in. He opened the door for
you. I walk in. I guess. Do the other two of
you follow? Of course. I don't know how well
this is going to sound, but I'm going to try
this. As you walk in from down the hall, how
muffled does this sound? Does this sound like
super muffled? Does it sound like I'm speaking
through a wall? I think it sounds good. Muffled.
It sounds muffled in a good way. It sounds like
you're behind a wall. Okay. So if that's where
you're going, that sounds great. You hear the
council people arguing. You hear someone speaking.
You hear... Real quick, whatever effect you're
doing to your voice, it sounds good for behind
the wall, but it does sound bad. So I would describe
stuff in your regular voice and then only...
turn that effect on or, like, do that effect
when you're doing the, like, actual vocal. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Alright. Um, so, as you are walking
down the hall, um, you walk and you see a circular
dome. Like, you're peering through the window
on a door. You see in a circular dome of, like,
pearl and opal or whatever. And you see bone.
Uh, And you see glowing... What? Bone dome. And
you see, like, plankton glowing the room up.
Like, I think that's what it glows. I could be
wrong. And you see current glow... Not glowing.
Swirling around. And you see seven chairs that
don't look like they belong in this room. Because,
like I said, it seems like it's an honorary council
building. And only four of the... No, not seven.
Five. Only four of the five seeds are filled.
One of them is draped in seaweed. And you hear
from outside the door, Surface dwellers. Surface
dwellers. They are approaching the walls rapidly.
They don't belong here. We need to get them out.
Now! And hearing that, you know they're talking
about you. They've heard about you. They've heard
about us? Guys, are we here to solve racism?
Wow, Rock, so technically can't I be anywhere?
Anti -racism? Okay, guys, we need to have a quick
conversation. We came here, before they come
out and throw us out or whatever, we came here
to check out this compass thing that that kid
gave us because we thought it might give us a
lead. But now that we know it leads to the ocean,
it seems like he just trusted us and wanted us
to know. Where the capital was. Where to go to
the undersea to talk to people. What is our goal
here? Are we looking for help against the Mathis
Empire? What are we doing here? What are we looking
for? What's our objective? Now that we know that
this is the ocean place. I mean, while you were
gone, we kind of also adopted said kid. What?
Well, not adopted, but like we put him on hold.
What? Okay, okay. We can talk about this later.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are thinking,
but there's definitely a later discussion. Are
we here looking for help against Mathis? Are
we here to tell them that to offer them help
with their thing? What are we here for? What
is our plan? We do what Mara never could. We
arm up and we... We get... We get... I feel like
if we help them with their issue, then they can
help us with our issue. So we're looking for
help. Yeah. Alright. W... W, W, W. Justice starts
doing a W with his hands. W, W, W. Yeah, that's
what I was doing too. W, W, W. I was like, I'll
share one brain cell. Yeah. Okay. We have a little
more than one brain cell. Yeah. Get it right.
All right. Do you guys want to walk in? Absolutely.
Okay, yeah, we should walk in. Um, I think you
guys, I think one of you should take the, I don't
think I should take, I think, I think if I take
the lead on this, I get castrated. Can one of
you take the lead on this? I mean, you're a bard,
right? Oh my god. Yeah, I go in first. Actually,
really quick. Uh, who's holding the compass?
Me. Uh, can you roll me? A wisdom save. As you
walk into the... You get flooded with memories
of a man and his son. A man too busy to be with
his son. uh too busy with the council you see
him uh doing important meetings filing important
papers and you see his son trying to hang out
with him trying to talk to him and you see one
day they get flushed out of their home they have
to run away they have to run to the surface And
the son doesn't even know what to refer to him
as. He's too uncomfortable to call him dad. And
when it comes to a point where Mathis' soldiers
go and try to kill the son, the dad's first thought,
Wasn't to protect his son. It was to run. Until
his mom stepped in the way. And he went to protect
the mom. And you see. As the son. Watches his
dad die. In front of his eyes. And you can tell.
In this vision that you're getting. The chair
with the seaweed draped on it is the chair of
the father, of the kid that you are about to
adopt. And as you are getting these memories,
you feel the ring on your finger start to burn.
And the compass, are you holding it or is it
in your pocket? I would say it's in my pocket.
Uh, you feel it start to glow and burn as well.
Uh, as they start connecting to you, and I want
you to take... Let me roll. I had it. I had it.
Um... Alright, Ivory, so how much damage are
we taking together? Oh! Oh, I forgot about that
part! Ooh! Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay, I need you
to take five... No, I need you to take three
radiant damage and two psychic damage. Is that
like the total amount? Total amount would be
five, but Ivory, I'll say that you only take
three. I'm not going to make you take the psychic.
How it works is whatever damage is done to them,
it... cut it's cut in half they're both resistant
to it and then both of them take it so then i'll
say 10 if you said 10 damage to mao it would
be five for each it splits up the damage between
the two of them so mal you take the two sidekick
um yourself uh and then you guys split up the
three uh radiant i will not make juno take the
sidekick okay so wait i can take the three damage
No, no, no, no, no. The three would... You guys
both take one, because it would round down. No,
it rounds up. Oh, then both of you take two damage.
Both of you take two damage, and then Oz, you
take an additional two damage. Sorry for connecting
you guys. Okay, I take... Four? You take four,
yes. Sorry. Okay. Okay. I just have to, like,
play with my characters more, like, wait a minute,
no, wait, no, wait, wait, no, wait, no, wait,
yes. Oopsies. Um. A little oopsie. So you know
now? I watch as, uh, Mao starts to get a bit
of a headache, and Ivory is struck by radiant
light. Yeah? What the, what the fuck just happened?
Yeah. What just happened? This happened as you
guys were walking into the room. So you guys
are in the room with the door open. So the council
members are staring at you guys. Oh, okay. So
if you guys want to talk about this, you can.
They just watch us get, like, coked, basically.
Ivory, are you gonna talk to... Ivory, why the
fuck are you sizzling? Oh! Ivory, why are you
cartoonishly... Why are you - why is your hair
standing on end like you just got struck with
lightning? Oh! Wait, wait, I'm floating! Wait!
I'm glowing too! Oh my god! I'm going to heaven!
I don't know! I can't see! Wait! Whoopsies. Why
are you Vecna -ing it from Stranger Things? From
Stranger Things? Stranger Things? How strange.
Err. I've seen Stranger Things. There's Stranger
Things in this. I've never seen this. I've seen
the Strangest of Things. Maybe even stranger.
Anyways, what are you guys doing? Are you guys
talking about what happened or are you straight
into the council? I think we have to, like, we're
in the door. I don't think we have much of a
choice. Ivory, are you okay? Ivory, you have
to talk to them. Ivory, are you okay? Jesse,
Jesse, we have to cook Jesse. Did you guys strike
her with divine light? Did you guys just do that?
What? Did you guys just strike her with a - what
the fuck? Why would you do that? You see, uh,
in the center, you see, uh, Viamidi get up. No,
we did not. What? Who are you? Wait, what's -
I was really worried you were gonna butcher Viamidi,
but I gotta admit, that's exactly how I imagined
him. I, like, see him as, like, a graceful, more,
like, intellectual - Yeah. Yeah. I seemed him
as, like, a patient, like, kind man. Um... Mal,
I wanna swirl around to Mal. I'm gonna... Can
I have the... Can I have the compass? Yes. Okay,
can you roll me a wisdom... No. Alright, guys.
Alright, here we go again. I'll do it. Wait,
wait, I'll do it just to prove that I'm... Wait.
Actually... Did it even matter? I rolled a 21.
Mal. Oh. I need to ask you guys all a question.
How comfortable are you guys with me changing
your guys' characters? Tiny bits. Not like...
I get what you mean. Like, how comfortable would
he be with, like, having a new scar or something,
right? Yeah. I'm okay. I'm fine with it. As long
as it's not like I lose a limb. No, I'm okay
with losing a limb. For plot reasons. Just don't
make me old. I'm okay with you turning me into
a block of cheese. Don't make me old. You start
rapidly aging. Round two. Really quick, Mal.
You... Roll me Perception. Oh. I don't know how
quick you'd realize this. Perception. 22. Yeah,
so you realize that the ring on your hand after
burning you disappeared. Um... And... You mean
like the ring that lets him breathe? Yeah. Uh...
And you realize that you've developed, uh, uh,
not, you realize that you've developed gill -like
structures. What? Not permanently. You know,
when I said, when you said, okay, okay, thank
you. When you said change, I was like, oh, maybe
it's just like, you know, a tiny scar. Not permanently.
Not permanently. There is going to be something
that will be permanent. There was a reason for
me asking that. But I'll get to that later. I
would have wanted those gills permanently. What?
Do it permanently, pussy. You now have permanent
gills. Yay! Wait, me or Jen? No. Alright, guys.
Fish campaign. You guys all are fish. Sorry,
you guys all slowly morph into fish. Not fish
people. Fish. Fish. Anyways, I'll let you guys
continue with the council part. Hi. Yeah, I want
to take the compass from Mal. And I don't burn
or age rapidly by taking this compass, do I?
No, nothing happened. Okay, thank you. I want
to hold it up for the council members to see.
There was a boy that gave this to us, and we
were told to follow it, and we came here. Who
was the... Okay. Vantweller. Who was this boy,
if I may? It was a boy in a cloak named Thart.
I'm going to give me a second to pronounce this.
Thart. Thart. Thart. Thart. Thart. Thart. Give
me a minute. I'm going to mute to say this. Tha
- Fuck. Thario. Thario. Oh! Yes. Oh. Land dwellers
rarely enter the confines of our kingdom. Yet
you have... Yet you are holding the compass of
our... ally. Why do you carry his child's burden
here? Why did he give it to you? What happened?
We had escorted and saved him from a bunch of
Mathis guards. up on the surface um and he had
given us the compass why did he give you his
compass and not give it back to his father he
had he had said to me that his parents had died
what and and his brother Oh, phew. Okay. Um...
Um... Alright, um, where is... Oh god. Alright,
where is... I hate saying his name. I'm gonna
say his name and then you... Where is Clambert?
Clambert? No. You call! He's just hovering from
the heavens down in radiant lights. You see Clamber
jump out from under their table. Oh, I forgot
his voice. Wait, give me a second. It was like
a gesture -y kind of voice. Like a clown. like
your quirky champion voice like your you know
your like loud voice i don't know how to do it
but you know you know the one i'm talking about
you've done it a couple times yeah i'm blanking
i mean i'm muting so i can try it w clamber appears
and um he says absolutely nothing and um via
midi looks at him And says, um, tell the city
that Sorlin is dead. And then you see Clambert
look really sad. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what? What? Who's dead? Sorlin. Oh. Okay. I thought
you said Soren, and I thought this was Mara's
kid, and I got really concerned. No. You mean
Mara's husband? No, I thought he said it was
the boy's father. Oh. So I thought Soren was
his father, meaning that Mara was his mother,
and I got really concerned for a second. But...
The clamber goes down very sadly. And so... Who
are you guys? Um... I'm... I'm Ivory. There's...
A guy that... Blue armor is Genesis. And then
the spider is Malachite. Malachite? That should
work? No? That should work? You're not from Mathis,
are you? Um, we're not, no. Well, like, from
his kingdom, yes, but we're rebelling against
him. Rebel? You're part of the Rebellion? Yep.
Yeah. You know, the Rebellion isn't doing much
to protect us down here. Mostly just protecting
the land dwellers up there. No, no, we're not
with that Rebellion. The leader isn't really
doing much. We've sought out to try to find a
different way to rebel to be more successful.
Does that make sense? Yeah. Why should we...
Not to say that I don't trust you guys, but why
should we trust you? Um, we do have the compass,
I guess. Um, we have... We've... Um, we have
been working to save and, like, to save various
people who are jailed unlawfully from Mathis's
reign. Um... But I guess we did save Zariel.
If that works. I guess you're right. See, I think
that's something that the Rebellion doesn't understand.
The other Rebellion, not you guys. They don't
seem to protect us down here. They just seem
to protect the... They don't protect us down
here. They protect the ocean people up there.
But the sea is, I think, worth saving. Not because
we're perfect. Not because we are connected.
But because it breathes. Mathis is draining rivers
and poisoning our reefs and driving our children
to the surface as beggars. If we had people here
protecting us, protecting our children, I think
we could help. We could stay alive. We could
fight against Mathis. But the ones up there,
you guys have... You guys have, um... The connection.
You guys have the rebellion. I mean... We don't.
We get driven out. We get killed. We get all
this negative, like... Negative. Negativity.
all this bad stuff happens to us thank you for
uh bringing this compass back to us uh thinking
think not thinking thank you for um telling us
about uh cerulean it it means a lot um i know
kaylor over here uh he doesn't seem to trust
you but i trust you uh he's not he's just Of
course. Um... If it's... We can... If you need
help with anything, we'd be willing to help you.
As long as you'd help us to rebel against Mathis.
Um... Recently, we have, down here, in the ocean,
developed a new... uh invention which and as
he as he's speaking you see uh the man to his
right uh grab his wrist uh very tightly and you
see that it causes him physically physical pain
and via media turns his head uh very fast and
looks him directly in the eye let's go uh and
you see the man uh to his right look at you uh
look at the three of you you Don't belong down
here. None of you belong down here. You are land
dwellers. You are the cause of this war. That's
a bit racist. I don't... We're against it. We're
doing something to end it. We're trying our best.
I'm sorry for everything that we've caused, but
we're trying to put an end to it. He raises his,
he lets go of Viamedi's arm. He raises his hand
and he snaps. And suddenly you see as people
dress in all black. drop down from the ceiling
and snatch the councilmen one by one and tie
them up. And then they circle around you. You.
It is your fault. Sorry, what? Sorry, what? Sorry,
can you describe that again? Sorry, that went
way too fast. This councilmember raises his hand,
snaps, and these assassin people drop down from
the ceiling, circle you, and tie up the other
council members. This wasn't supposed to be how
this went. This was supposed to play out a different
way. But this should be fun. I have sat here.
I have sat here in this council for far, far
too long during this war. I have listened to
all this country's problems, all this city's
problems, all this ocean's problems over and
over and over again. And all that's happened
over and over again is the same thing of just...
We can't do anything because... We can't fight
back. It's too... Too risky. Or whatever. And
I'm sick and tired of it. Oh, hey, Jess, does
this sound just like you? Finally. Ivory, Mal,
do I, uh... Do I have permission to, uh... To
stab this guy really fucking hard? Absolutely.
Okay, I've been waiting for this! Fuck yeah!
Jess is gonna draw his giant fucking greatsword
in front of him towards these assassins. He's
gonna make direct eye contact with his council
member. What? And he's gonna say, it's been entirely
too long since I've killed one of you. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Pause, pause, pause,
pause, pause, pause, pause, pause! What's up?
Just admit it like that, is that racist? he means
like kill a person that he views as a bad person
evil not racist genesis is gonna target the council
member to uh how powerful does this council member
seem he seems the weakest but still pretty strong
he's the weakest but still pretty strong okay
I think what Genesis is going to do is he's going
to target the council member. So if it's okay,
I think it'll be a sort of situation where Genesis
and this council member 1v1 while Ivory and Mal
fight the big groups of guys. Alright. If that's
okay. Basically, Genesis is going to try and
draw his attention and challenge this guy to
a 1v1. Okay. I have a question. Yeah? Is me and
Malcard's self still linked together? No. All
right, I need you guys all to roll initiative.
I'm going to jerk it crazy style. I'm going to
jerk it crazy style. That's amazing. A natural
20 and a natural 1. That's amazing. I got the
natural 1. And the fact that it's Perp and Juno.
That's awesome. Give me your skin. Give me your
skin. In Minecraft? In real life. Yay! Okay,
one second. I want to cast Bardic Inspiration
on... I want to cast it on... Reminded that I'm
fighting apparently the weakest guy. One of the
weakest council members. The weakest person that
you're fighting. Oh, okay. I misunderstood. The
strongest that you're fighting, but the weakest
of the council members. Okay. I want to cast
it on... J... Jenner. Who? Kylie Jenner. Kylie
Jenner. I'm Kylie Jenner. That's my new character.
Genesis is gonna die during the battle. Okay.
Guys, fun fact. Hi, Kylie. Usually, like, the
president is, like, a fat, bald guy, and then
he has, like, super strong soldiers to protect
him. In this culture, it's the opposite, because
you have to be strong to be part of the council.
So this guy's really fun. This guy, in order
to be part of the council, this guy is one of
the strongest people in the undersea. So, um...
Yeah, so you cast Bardic Inspiration, is that
a bonus action? Yeah. Okay, what do you want
to do for your action? Quick question, lore -wise,
so if I cast like a Thunder spell throughout
the water... I'm willing to say the water in
this council building for this combat encounter
has drained. Okay, thank you. Yay, yay, yay.
Wait, so that means... You should probably cast
it on yourself. Blonde, blonde, blonde. Uh, why
could it... You know what? I'd be a shield. Yeah,
I want to cast it on Malakai, and then I want
to end my turn. Because I don't think... Yeah,
I want to cast it on Malakai, and then that's
my turn. I think. All right. It is now Mini Cultist's
turn. It is going to look... Did you just say
Cultist? Or Mini Assassin's turn. Yeah, I assume
they used the Cultist character sheet. Yeah.
Because they're wearing, like, robes and stuff.
Because the Assassin one has, like, a CR 9 and
is really strong. So, you know. After this fight,
you should level us up to level 8! Level 8? You're
level 6. What? You've leveled up to us twice
at a time before. Plenty of times. Multiple times,
I think. Once. Um... Actually, both times that
I've leveled you up, I think I've leveled you
up twice. Never mind. Um... But... Mini -Assassin
is going to look directly at... Who would it
be by? In my head, it's like you guys... Juno
in front. Genesis back left. Mal back right.
And the assassins are circling. There's three.
And then there's... Closest to Genesis is big
guy. So, mini assassin is closest to Juno. So,
mini assassin is going to try to hit Juno. Does
F -14 hit your AC? I have exactly 14, so yeah.
Alright, take 2 slashing damage and 1 necrotic
damage. So ignore me. I think you were supposed
to be resistant to that. No, you weren't. And
then that's all it can do. It's actually going
to roll a plus 2 religion check, and it's going
to religion on you. Because cultists can do that.
And then, Mallet, your turn. Oh, okay. I guess
it religioned on us. All over you. Guys, did
you know that as an ill -wrecker, I'm actually
demonic and - I died. Alright. Let me see, let
me see, let me, let me, let me see. Um... Um,
I want to get - I want to stand in front of Ivory,
so that way I can take more shots. Also, wait,
how do you do bludgeoning damage? Oh, okay. Um,
sorry. Um... How close are them? How close are
they? Within ten feet. Would you say a 15 -foot
cone does good damage here? Pardon? A 15 -foot
cone would hit, like, all? Or... Does Discord
still have the whiteboard feature? Yeah. I'm
going to show you how this works. Yeah, but I
say, theater of the mind is, like, it's good,
but at the same time, I need to visualize so
I know how close these people are. Yeah. Don't
worry, we're getting maps pretty soon. I have
been working hard and hardly working at the very
same time. Alright, now I have to watch Genesis
stream. I have drawn it. Should I screenshot
it and add it to the video? you're bad this is
a work of art okay so genesis now ivory um now
got in front of ivory to uh block attacks um
and genesis would be against the floor so now
would probably be like here okay um so if i did
a 15 -foot cone it probably like used to get
one and two There's a little guy. So this guy's
weaker. He's ready to beefy boys. And this big
council member guy. I also will say, if any of
you talk, I hear an echo and it's so confusing.
Oh, if you right -click my screen share, you
can mute it. He's on Xbox. Or if you... There's
a way to mute the screen share. 14 -foot cone
would not work. No. Unless you moved, like, up
here and then did... That would be the only way
to do it. But then you'd have to move, like,
five feet around. Five feet up. Did you hear
that? Okay. Let me turn off the recording. If
you, like, go over here, you can do it. But then
I want to protect Ivory, because they have, like...
I think Ivory can protect himself. Okay, good
luck, Ivory. I'm going to go that way. I'm going
to head that way. This is the little guy focusing
on Ivory. Big guy's focusing on Genesis. What,
you're moving up here, attacking this guy. This
guy's going to focus on you. This guy might focus
on you. Yeah, should I um, should I like move
him over here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll just use
this map as You know what? You know what? You
know what this calls for? What? The map. Oh,
you're right. You're so right. Yeah. Right? This
is a terrible first use of it. I would wait till
we've got it. This is a horrible first use. Yeah.
But it's gonna be fun. It's funny. It'll be 19.
That's a 16 plus 3. So who's taking more damage?
It's gorgeous. So maximum is 19. Whoever failed
gets 19. Whoever succeeded gets half. Okay. Whoever
failed gets 19. Yeah, fail is 19, succeed is
10. What type of damage? Fire. Oh, okay. Um...
The one who took 19 is down. W. Wait, is that
1 or 2? Uh, 2. Just let me... Big W! That also
saves Ivory some things. Big W! I'll take that.
I can't believe you just killed an innocent man.
He's down. I'm not killing him. He's a fetish
slash assassin. Yeah, innocent man who's also
planning on killing us. Like, I can't believe
you just killed an innocent man. This is a war
criminal. Oh my god, it's the rules. Yeah. And
that's the end of my turn. Eventually, this will
look much nicer. Wait, I gotta make a roll. Uh,
can I use a free action outside of my turn since
I rolled a nat for one to bag? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So, big boy, have you ever considered not
beating me to death? No. I have not. I never
consider. Um, and that's the end of your turn
now? Yeah, that was my free action. Oh, wait,
I thought you were talking about me. So, It is
now Big Cultist A's turn, and he is going to
look at you, and he is going to dagger you two
times. Does a 14 hit your AC? It does not. And
then the second time he is going, does a natural
one hit your AC? No. No. Can I make a roll? Yeah,
make your roll. Whatever roll you want. What
do you want to make? Oh, they can see my NPC
rolls. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, yeah, we can. I just wanted
to see it appear, to be honest. That was like
a useless roll. So I can no longer lie to you
guys about my rolls. This is sad. You can just
remove it. What do you mean? You can just like...
It's not real. Or I use physical dice if I need
to lie. Yeah, or alternatively, how are you sharing
the thing? You just have the webpage in the background.
Yeah, just log out. Just add in an alt account
or something. But this session is scuffed as
is, so it's like... No, it's not. Is it not gorgeous?
After this session, you know how this session
is technically the Avalon finale of a solicitor?
Yeah, it is. After this session, we should look
into World 20 and also into fixing the text box
and putting it all in dark mode so it's not bright
fucking white. No, this is gorgeous. I don't
know what you're talking about. This isn't scuffed.
We will be moving to World 20 whenever I use
maps. That is the goal. After that was Act 1,
the transition was we start using maps. Yeah,
W. So, that was the end. Oh wait, I didn't do
the damage. He rolled a natural one, didn't he?
Yeah, he made two attacks. I thought the first
one missed. First one missed. Oh wait, no, yeah,
nevermind. Yeah, first miss, second natural one.
He rolled a 41. So that's the end of his turn.
Kylie Jenner, it's your turn. Did the big boss
take his turn? I skipped him for the first round.
For purposes. Okay. I'm going to attack him.
Because I said Justice was going to focus him.
Sorry. I should have read this while licking
my teeth. I'm so sorry. You can beat me after
this. It'll make you feel better. I'm going to
stone strike him. And you want to tell us what
that does? No. He dies instantly. Oh, okay. No,
I just need to check something about this species.
Okay. I'm going to use a heated stone strike.
So, first of all, does a... 17 hit. Uh, yes.
Alright. He's going to take 15 slashing damage.
How much? He's going to 15 slashing. 15 slashing,
okay. And then in addition, he's going to take
3 fire. Because of a heated strike. 15 and 3?
Yeah. He doesn't take any of that. Are you serious?
No. Wait, you're not serious? No, I'm not. Okay.
In addition, there's the stone strike effect,
which I already called out, so I have to do it
whether or not he takes the damage. I need him
to make a strength saving throw. Okay. He rolled
an eight. Okay. He is pushed back 10 feet, which
you can put on the thing. He's pushed away from
the group. And in addition, he takes an extra.
I'm going to hide his rolls from you guys so
you guys can see it on the screen so you guys
don't know what I'm using. And repeat that. He
has an extra 2 force damage. Okay. So it was
15 slashing, 3 fire, 2 force, and he's pushed
back 10 feet. I'm going to make my second attack
because we're now over level 5. That's a 16th
hit. Alright. That does hit. Is that it? Okay.
That's going to be 12 slashing. Alright. Can
I heated strike again? Let's see. I can heated
strike again. Another 3 fire damage. Okay. And
on that first turn, when I hit him, I put a seal
on him. I'm going to activate that seal to do
an additional six fire damage. Okay. That was
a ton of damage. I'm done. It's my turn. All
right. Ivory, it's now your turn. That took me
a second to leave myself, sorry. You're good.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep. Uh, Ice Knife. Wait,
do I have it? No! This is the worst day of my
life I don't have Ice Knife. Guys, I did 38 damage
to him. Well, congrats. Oh, I kind of locked
out of that. Yippee! This is the worst. I don't
even have fucking Ice Knife anymore. Can't do
this I want to cast Bardic inspiration and only
one on Kylie Jenner Okay, and then so then you
Close you didn't use bardic inspiration yet,
right? I don't have Bardic Inspiration. First
round, you gave me Bardic. Oh, wait. No, I give
it to... Oh, I want to give it to Malachite then.
Sorry. I got confused. I want to give it to Malachite.
And then... I want to use... Fuck, I'm sorry.
This is taking me a minute to think what I want
to use. Um... Wait, so we're the blue one, right?
I don't understand how the light works. This
is Genesis. Genesis is blue. You are gray. Malachite
is black. This is Assassin 1. This is Assassin
3. Lil' Assassin. This is Lil' Assassin. That's
his rapper name. This is Main Assassin. The other
Main Assassin is dead. And then this is Big Boss
McGee. This is his rapper name. By the way, Big
Boss McGee has been pushed back. Can I move him
to represent that? We're up, bro. I'm gonna...
And just a step forward to do a second attack,
so it'd be... Can I use Fairy Fire? And then...
What's the description? So... Objects in a...
Each creature... In a 25th range cube... He's
also outlined, if it fails a dexterity saving
throw for the duration, the objects and affected
creatures should dim light in a 10 foot radius
and can benefit from the invisible condition.
Attack rolls against an affected creature or
object have advantage if the attacker can see
it. W. Would I be able to use that? So then B.
Yeah. Oh, shit. So you cast that on a creature
and then you get advantage on it when you hit
it? Um. Yeah, it's an area effect, but I think
everybody's too far from each other for you to
hit multiple targets, so you have to choose something.
Uh, 20 foot... Wait, let me do the math. These
two... How far did you move this from the original
spot? 10 feet. These two are close enough, and
these two are close enough, but you can't hit
these two at the same time. because this is 20
feet and this is 20 feet i think i'm not gonna
if you shot it here it would hit yourself too
if you shot it here it would just hit three and
pick i'm gonna hit you though uh i don't yeah
yeah yeah i think it would hit genesis though
but he's like a sort of off the side so i wasn't
sure but but it would hit big are you okay with
being hit gogurt i'm absolutely okay for it Okay,
I want to do that then. Between three... What
color is important to me? What color? Green,
blue, or violet? Can we do green? Yay! Yay! Is
that the color you wanted? Yeah, I like all the
colors. I just really wanted to know what color
it was. Alright, me, me, big boy, and little
guy gotta roll dex saves. Oh god, you guys have
chicken pox. I rolled seven. So I'm definitely
hit by the fairy fire. Dex saves. What's the
DC? I need to hire my dexterity. Yeah, they both
failed. Oh. They both have chicken pox. Oh, all
of you guys have chicken pox. What did you infect
me with? Oh. Sorry. I'm violently ill and I have
been this whole entire campaign. It's just that
this is the first time I actually, like... What?
Paul. You know, I'm sorry, but you guys are dying.
You know, like, those animals that, like, have...
Are a carrier to an illness but aren't infected
by it? That's what I am. You guys are gonna die.
This is like COVID. All over again. You guys
are dead. I'm sorry. Did you just poison our
ally? Yeah, and you're next. Whoa. Alright. Yes.
Alright, it is now big guy's turn. And he is
going to look at Genesis. I know what you are.
Does a 15 hit your AC? 15 is my AC, I believe.
Yes, it is. Okay, he is going to bring his very
big weapon. over his head and slam it down onto
your body, dealing 12 bludgeoning damage. And
then he is going to do it a second time. Does
25 hit your AC? You know... No. Yes, it does.
And then he's going to do it a second time, and
he is going to deal 29 damage. 29 damage? Yeah.
Okay. I'm going to use a reaction. Or not 29,
22. 22? Um, fuck. Okay. I'm still going to use
a reaction. Make me a wisdom saving throw. Uh
-oh. 16. I actually don't know what the DC is.
I guess it would just be my... I don't have a
space to save DC. What is it? uh it's an invoker
thing so it'd be eight plus my spellcasting modifier
i think let me okay let me check wait i'm confused
oh wait no is it 10. it's 10 plus your uh spellcasting
modifier so what do you want what what do you
roll uh 16. the dc is 15. Yeah, he saves. He's
going to take 11 necrotic damage. 11? Yeah. Okay.
That's the end of his turn. Minicultist is going
to look at Ivory. I almost said Mal. I almost
just did a big attack from big guy. And is going
to sickle. Does 17 hit AC Ivory? No! Definitely
not. It's going to do 2 damage as it shoves its
sickle through you. Not actually through you.
It's going to stab you with a sickle and it's
going to do 2 damage. I know. A big guy dealing
22 damage to Perp doing 2 damage to you is probably
worse. I know. It hurts so much and I'm so violently
upset. Perp, you hear that? Juno is upset. I'll
kill him. Alright, um... That's the end of Minikulta's
turn. Mal, your turn. Oh god, I was just about
to be right back. Okay, hold on. Okay. I'll do
his turn for him. I got this. Yeah, you got this.
You got this. You got this. I'll be right back.
Oh. Okay, guys, give me a second. Let me get...
Okay, guys. I got this. Let me look at... What
does he have? What's going on here? Jesus. What
has he done so far? He killed Cultist 2 and attacked
Cultist 1 by using a cone spell. I don't remember
what it was. Rhea Franch, maybe? Oh. Burning
Hands. It was Burning Hands. All right, guys.
Wait, I'm back. I don't know what the fuck I'm
doing. You're too late. You're too late. We're
doing a turn. Okay. Okay. Wait, are we actually
going to do my turn? No, no, no, no. No, you
can take over. Please, please, please. Okay.
You know, what were you going to do on my turn?
No clue. I don't know. I just, like, pulled up
your character sheet, and I kind of just, like,
stared at it blankly. Wait, hold on. Why do you
guys have so serious art of your characters and
stuff and mine is just fucking rocks? Because
you never changed yours. I know, because yours
is just, you're special. Your races were all
supposed to have, like, skibbity toilet art,
but it didn't change for some reason. Oh. Oh,
that's, that's really... Why is he doing that?
I'm upset. Oh, thank you. Um, I would like...
Hmm, okay, let me think. Let me think. I'm probably
gonna beat number one. Um... Alright, let's do
this. Oh. He's... I was gonna tell you that.
He's low. You got this. Hmm. Alright. Alright.
Alright. What can I do here that's not a far...
Do I have anything? I'll... I'll... Poison spray?
Poison spray? What does that do? What do I have
to roll? I just roll. I just... Roll. Roll. I
missed this. You missed. My bonus action, I want
to look towards... I'm assuming generational
is hurt. Generational. Really hurt. A little
bit, but as you look at him, you get the feeling
he's about to devour the big guy's soul. Okay.
Okay, well that's like the only thing else you
want than ivory. Take four healing, please. Wow,
thank you. I really needed that. I'm at 52 out
of 57. Yay, yay, yay. Okay. That's the end of
my turn. Mini Goldust? Average -sized Goldust.
Dagger. It misses. Dagger. Nat 20! Woo! Dagger
you. Nat 21. Take 5 damage. Do I have resistance?
To piercing? No? Yes. Because of Ivory. You're
not connected anymore. No, Ivory casted... I
gave him resistance. How long does it last? How
it works is you roll a d4 and you lower the damage
by that. How long does that last? How long does
that last? Up to a minute. It's been like, what,
20 seconds? It's been like 12 seconds. Roll a
d4. Alright, so I take 3 damage. Oh, I healed
for 3. Whoopsies. Oh, thank you for your heal.
That's the end. It's the end of the turn. And
then it is... It's... It's Gene Pool's turn.
It's Gene Blue's turn? Oh, is it my turn? Yeah.
Bro, this bit is so fucking stupid. Shut up.
Okay, I'm going to use Devour Life Essence. I
need him to make me a Constitution saving throw.
Constitution? Yeah. Natural 30. Natural 30? He
rolled a 10. What? No, I rolled a 5, but a 10.
Oh, okay, okay. I got really confused. Okay.
uh his life facets is devoured um me uh are you
yanking my little my little uh take 12 necrotic
damage i believe i just used my entire action
for that um to be fair i healed for the same
amount but like it's it's 3d 10 and i got 12.
Um, I'm feeling worried myself. Why not? You
know, I'm decently low. Are you fucking kidding
me? They're calling this the lowest anyone's
ever rolled. Nat 1 into a 12 on a 3D 10 into
two double snake eyes for 2D4. It's the lowest
thing that's ever rolled. Can I say something?
If you rolled that at the first level, and you
rolled a 4, you would have gotten higher. They're
the same amount. What do you mean? Yeah, actually,
if you rolled that at the first level, you would
have probably maybe gotten a higher amount. I
don't have Healing Word at the first level. Well,
you always do have Bardic Inspiration. I get
it from Magic Initiate. Well, that was it at
the first level. I get it from Magic Initiate.
Oh, yeah, you did Bardic Inspiration. Wait. Does
Bardic Inspiration work on... Bardic Inspiration
works on only D20 stuff. It's when you fail a
D20 roll. I didn't make a D20 roll. You have
Heroic Inspiration. Heroic Inspiration also only
works on D20s. Reroll any die immediately after
rolling it. Oh shit, you're right! Okay. Um...
Can I do the 3D10? Uh, the damage one, yeah.
I think it's, like, one of the die, though. I
don't think it's all three. Okay. Bardic Inspiration
is... I'll let you re -roll that one. I'll let
you re -roll that one again. No. Yeah. Yeah.
I refuse. Okay. Okay. Little guy is still alive.
Can I say something really quick for the recording?
The recording doesn't get access to our dice
rolls, so I feel like I need to say this. I rolled
3d10, and then I used heroic inspiration to roll
an extra d10. And I got an 8, a 2, a 2, and a
2. I got 3 2s on a row on 3d10. Anyway. Sorry,
you can take your turn. I just, I really need
the people who can't see the dice rolls to know
what just happened to me. It's my turn. Like
always, because I'm the best and I know what
I'm doing all of the time. It's a big guy. I
want to shake a guy. A little guy? Yeah. Roll
to hit. Oh, wait, which one? Vanessa or Patricia?
That's what I was thinking. He's like, Vanessa's
been my goat, but what if it's Patricia's time
to shine, you know? Yeah, yeah. Give Patricia
a chance? I think you give Patricia a chance
this time. I think it's her time. That does hit.
That hits. This is the best day of my life. Okay.
Okay. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That was some mid damage
though. Could be better. Could be better. Anything
else? The only bonus action I have is Bardic
Inspiration. Yeah. Yeah. Give it to yourself.
You used it twice, though. So you only have it
one more time. Yeah, I'm not gonna use it. Okay,
so the end of your turn? This is the most worthless
turn ever. Yeah. Alright, it is big guy's turn.
He goes to attack. Does a 21 hit? Yes. He sounds
so sad. I feel bad at this point. Take 21 damage.
And it sucks because he yet again does that again.
Yeah. Does a 15 hit? Yeah. I don't need to know.
He is rolling with a disadvantage. What's the
damage? 17. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna
tell my mom on you. This is a Miss Minigold this
turn. Sickle yet again, and it misses. Mal, it's
your turn. Alright. After seeing my friend get
fucking pummeled. I guess I can because as long
as I keep this guy just distracted, I'm happy.
Technically, I'm doing something. Generate. Heal
for seven. Yay. Six. Yay. This might just save
you one attack, but hey, as long as you're alive,
I'm going to end my turn. You know what's crazy?
I don't think it will. I mean, he did 17 damage.
That was... And then every other time he attacked,
he did 20 -something. 17 was the lowest he ever
rolled. Is that the end of your turn, Mal? Yeah.
I need to get better healing. The assassin guy
standing in front of you is going to cast...
Not cast. He's going to stab with a dagger and
miss because 17 doesn't hit. And then he's going
to try again and miss because 17 doesn't hit.
He's a double caster. Clearly a sorcerer. Be
careful, Mal. Can I look at him and go, you want
to kiss after this? He's going to kill himself.
Yay! No, no he doesn't. I thought about it. I
did think about genuinely doing that. Anyways,
Genesis, your turn. Okay, I'm going to make one
attack. Does an 11 hit? No. Okay, I'm going to
make my second attack. Wait, Bardic Expression,
Full Trustful Fish? Bardic Expression, yeah.
An 18 does hit, by the way. Okay. Bardic lets
me out a D what? A D4. Bardic is not a D4. Bardic's
like a D6 at level 1. Oh, it's a D8. It's a D8.
Plus you. Thank you. Eight. Oh. Nineteen to hit.
Eighteen to hit. His AC is fourteen, just so
you know. Okay. First attack. Ten slasher. Ten?
Okay. Okay. Okay. And we'll place a seal on him.
Okay. Okay. And then... The second attack. I'm
going to go all out. You ready? Yeah. Okay. That's
going to be 15 slashing damage. Could have done
three extra damage there. I could have done two
extra damage there. But three fire damage with
a heated strike plus an additional 1d6 plus an
additional 6 stone strike force damage plus an
additional 4 fire damage. And I need him to make
me a strength saving throw. 14. That was 35 damage
in total because I'm super cool. 14. Oh. That's
not gonna do it. Wait, wait, no, no, no, not
14, not 14, not 14. Huh. I rolled the wrong character
sheet. Oh. 11. That's not gonna do it. He gets
pushed back 10 feet. Wait, wait, wait, no, I
can't hit the... Okay, he gets... Wait, no, wait,
oh, fuck the dodge. Oh, wait, fuck, okay, wait,
uh, wait, no, so, wait, so... wait then it's
like that and yeah he put he gets pushed back
10 feet and then with my movement i'm gonna look
at him i'm gonna take a step forward and go i'm
gonna eat you alive and i'm gonna look at the
fact i'm in like the single digits of hp turn
around and run away uh i'm gonna run over to
ivory protect me Pretend it's a circle. I'm just
too lazy to do a circle. This is really zoomed
out. Okay. Am I at the end of your turn? Yes.
Ivory, your turn. Me, me. Me. Me heal. Me heal
generational debt. I've gone from generational
wealth to generational debt. And generational
trauma. Generational trauma there. Give me, give
me health, Papa. Give me life. Why didn't you
just suck his life force? Because I already devoured
his life essence! I can only do that - Oh, I
can't - I can - I can do that more than once,
but only if it's complicated. How does it work?
Holy - Holy! 68? Is that 68? Wait, did you guys
bring someone on you on this compass quest that
I forgot about? Nah. What the f - Ivory. How?
You're a bard. What? Holy guacamole! 68! Okay,
Papa, I'm ready to fight again. I'm ready to
go back into the red. That is a - 68 is his entire
hp like rolling almost a max is probably his
highest guys what color what color what color
jolly rancher do i eat real quick green green
okay green blue is the brown okay oh yes the
brown jolly rancher you're so basic everyone
said yeah everyone you're basic you like the
brown jolly rancher coconut brown jolly rancher
is pretty good oh yeah i forgot it uh all i have
rush is bardic inspiration but i have two so
i'm gonna end my turn again okay there's now
big guy's turn and because he doesn't want to
move closer um he's fat hmm perp does a 14 hit
your ac no it's a little cultist's turn And he's
gonna he's gonna sickle I Does a seven hit your
AC Ivory No It isn't awesome. It's your turn.
Okay. I am going to cast a mouth to arrow against
the big guy big one I don't care about the guy.
I do not care what the guy in front of me He
can go like he can just stab me for all he wants
I'm gonna sit right here and not do any damage.
Um, I want to cast a mouse acid arrogance big
guy number four That is a... 12. I want a Bardic
Inspiration. That is a d8. Please roll high.
Anything above a 1, you'll be fine. So you have
a 1 in 8 chance to succeed. Yeah, you hit. Alright,
and then this is gonna do... This is gonna do
4d4 acid damage on the end of his turn. Or is
that in my turn? Oh! On the end of his next turn,
he's going to take another acid, 2d4. So this
is the initial damage. 10. And then 2d4 on the
next turn as well? Yes, on the end of his turn.
And then... Actually, yeah, that's the end of
my turn. I don't want to cast Healing Word. I
want to save that for a desperate moment. Alright,
it is Mini Cultist who is going to double dagger
again. He's going to double cast. 14 does not
hit your AC. 12 doesn't hit your AC. Dead cultist.
Gentek, it's your turn. Gentek? All right. Now
that my papa has fed me. Oh, that's 30 feet.
Are you able to do that? That's what? That's
like 30, 35 feet. Yeah, 30 feet. You're good.
Yeah, last turn, I was here, and I went over
here. Oh, yeah, you're good, yeah. So, like,
realistically, I'd probably run over here, and
then run back. I probably wouldn't make it to
Ivory fully, but it's, like, she could have moved
to me on my turn. It's, like, not bad. Okay.
I'm gonna hit him. Can you believe it? You're
gonna go, like... Yeah. So, first attack. Eleven.
What's an eleven gonna give me? It is going to
get you a one damage on him. Okay, I'll take
it. Okay. What's a natural one gonna give me?
It's gonna get you one damage. Okay. Do you take
it? Or do you re -roll? Why would I re -roll?
I mean, it's an offer on the table. You asked.
You're gambling. No. I took one damage. Alright.
Anything else? Nope. Alright. Avery, it's your
turn. It's my turn! Yippee! It's Averyn time.
It's Averyn time. I do so much when I'm ivory.
Big guy. Mimi. This command. Mimi get him drop
weapon. Who? Big guy. Big guy? Oh, good luck.
I have full faith. This command. Drop weapon.
What am I rolling? Saving throw. What's the DC?
14? Yes. He's not so smart. Oh, um, he dropped
his weapon. Yay! I win. Okay, end my turn now.
End your turn? Alright, it's big guy's turn.
Um, he picks up his weapon and that's the end
of his turn. Yay! What a turn. Oh, oh, oh wait.
2d4. Huh? Oh, 2d4 right. you're right let me
roll that four damage oh i was okay yeah yeah
four damage is he so is he like at one hp is
that what you're trying to advocate here um it's
mini cultist turn and he and it's going to yo
19 to hit ivory take two damage mal it's your
turn The guy is still right in front of me, and
I'm still not... You know what? I'm gonna look
over to the guy who's right in front of me and
finally attack him. Alright, roll damage. 17.
That hits. 15 damage. Yeah! I killed number one!
Let's do this! That is the end of my turn. Genesis?
What? It's your turn. Wait, he didn't hit me.
Yeah, because he dropped his weapon. He had to
pick it back up. I'm going to crook you. Why
would you threaten him like that? What's a 12
going to get me? If you take two damage, I'll
let you damage. What's a... Fuck. 18, you're
gonna give me. 18? I'll let you roll damage.
Alright. Um... It's gonna be... It's alright.
12, slashing damage. 12? Okay, he's low, he's
low. You see as all of his sliced, um, parts
are bleeding out slowly. I'm gonna see a lot
of... Continue. Um, uh... stone strike, roll
me a strength saving throw, and take 4 force
damage. You rolled a natural 1 on that strength,
so you rolled a 7. He's pushed 10 feet back.
Okay, um, and then, is that the near turn? Uh,
yeah. Ivory? It's your turn. There's little guy,
and then there's Cyclops. But I think Perp wants
to finish off Cyclops. And Cyclops is very lucky.
I do not have a problem with any of it. Oh, okay.
Never mind then. Oh, I want a... I want a nightlight.
You want a nightlight? Yeah, nightlight. What?
Oh, okay. Alright. Yeah. Uh, tour two. Little
man. Little man? Alright, that hits. Oh my god.
I'm such a fucking idiot. Why? He has fairy fire.
Oh, do you want to re -roll the one that you
failed? I should have been rolling advantage
this entire fucking fight. Yeah. I was wondering
when this was going to kick in. Are you stupid?
You knew? It's not your time? I thought you were
going like, did they change fairy fire? Because
I wasn't at advantage during every single hit.
A little sass in his mouth. But then, Perp, then
he would have had advantage on you as well, don't
you have, Harry? He had disadvantage and he was
hitting his shots already! Oh, he had disadvantage
on everything, yeah. It would have cancelled
out. He would have been making flat rolls and
he's already been hitting his shots, so it wouldn't
have mattered. Um. Macy's 15. He rolled 14 more
times. Alright, now. It's your turn. Oh, wait.
Oh, wait. Little guy's dead. Little guy's dead.
Here, I should delete. How far away is Genesis?
So you guys were five. 35 to 40 feet. Okay. Actually,
that's pretty good. I want to move closer, like
20 feet away from the big guy, possibly. 20 feet.
And then I want to web snare him. Mike. like
above or behind genesis uh above so it's like
there 20 feet yeah you're like there yeah you
want a web snare spider -man right i don't know
if i ever i don't know i think i missed oh i
don't remember how web snare works uh what's
his ac 14. Okay, I missed. Did you still have
your Bardic? Oh, no, you used it. Then, I guess...
It's the end of my turn. Bonus action? Oh, you
have your Healing Word. I have my Healing Word,
but I don't know if I'm going to use it on Genesis.
I don't know. You know what? I'll use it on Genesis.
I'm afraid these are about to get punched. Sucker
punched twice. Six! 6? Fuel for 6, Jenert. Wow,
all of our HPs are looking fine. All of us are
missing 7 HPs. 7, 7, 7! No, that's just not...
Holy shit. And now, Perfectus, now your turn.
What's a 26 gonna get me? A 26 will get you him
dead. Okay. Roll damage. Nine slashing. Yeah?
Alright, what else? That's it. There's nothing
else? No. What? Does he survive the nine slashing?
Well, no, but usually there's, like, Strike of
the Giant, there's, like, all this stuff, but...
Yeah, no, there's nothing else. I ran out of...
I can use Strike of the Giant three times for
long as I ran out of that, and I've got, like,
my seal that I placed on him, but I'm just gonna,
like, use my bonus action to transfer it to,
like, myself. Oh, what? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so,
is... Do you want a flavor? No. I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding. Okay, you see as Genesis fucking
after being healed by Ephraim, runs towards this
guy. What race is he? Because he's one of the
councilmen, right? What type of councilman? He
would... He's like a very buff Pelagoth. Okay,
he runs over towards this Pelagoth, this large
fish -like creature that seems to be standing
on two legs. And as he jumps in the air, he comes
down as his greatsword, these magical sort of
wavy -like swirls throughout them begin to light
up red, fiery hot red. And as he jumps down and
lands on the ground, he slashes through his upper
torso and fire begins to erupt as he fucking
explodes into flames. falls to the ground and
then the water slowly washes away the flames
um as they die down uh as you do all this last
thing you hear from the big guy i'll see you
in hell general and then he you hear him scream
in pain it's pronounced genesis and i explode
his head Has this whole bit been building up
just for this? This was a great day. I told you
it was a stupid fucking bit. Anyways, you see,
as you... I've been waiting. You don't understand.
You don't understand. I've been waiting to make
that joke. I knew it would come at some point.
I knew someone would say that to him, and I knew
I had to respond that way. Okay. You see, as
you kill him, all the assassins that... that
were tying up and holding hostage the council
members. All of them have disappeared. The council
members are knocked out. And this is going to
be the end of the session. We are going to pick
up right where we are leaving off. But... Ooh,
peak session. I have a special surprise for all
of you. Level 20! Level 20? After... After making
your way off of the land, out of Mathis, for
the first time in this campaign so far, and making
it into the center of where all the conflict
is, Really stemming from. On a technicality.
Into the ocean. Where all the. You know where
the war is. You know being focused towards. I'm
letting you all level up. This is not actually
the end of arc one. So get wrecked. That is very
soon. That is very soon. You will know. You'll
know. I will level you all up. You guys are all
now level 7. You are all level 30s. It's I, Clambert!
Was that it? Did I do it? Was that Clambert?
Yeah, that was it. I'll get him eventually. I'll
remember. Thank you for watching, Session. thank
you guys for playing session um check dms very
important um you didn't message me anything i
did i've read all the stuff you've messaged me
already yeah but you didn't respond to the last
one and it hurt my feelings why would i why would
i respond to it because i crave your validation
Anyway, guys, that's the end of this session.
Thank you for another great Starlight Tavern
session, and I'll see you next week. Yay! Yay!