Level me up. Okay. I want to be level 20. Okay,
so last session you guys went to the window.
You guys found out what happened. You guys found
out a lot from the past. And you're figuring
out slowly how it relates to the present. And
you figured out that there's supernatural beings.
And then you guys took a bit of a walk back to
the kingdom of Mathas, the capital of the country
of Mathas. Is there anything that you guys want
to do specifically on your walk? Like on our
way back? Yeah, on your way back. Oh, I think
I already said the flower bit. I don't think
I do anything else besides that. What we said
last session. All right. I'm going to turn into
a motorcycle. No. Are you going to do a wheelie
and then go and then run off? Yes. Like a transformer.
My like helmet starts to open up and you realize
that the reason you can't see under the helmet
is because there's nothing there. It's just a
machine. And I transform into a transformer.
And then I end into like a blue sick ass motorcycle.
And then I like drive. Can you roll me a motorcycle
check? Absolutely. Because that's in base D &D.
Yes, yes, yes. Let me just get that for you.
This is unfair. I had to use a potion to do that.
Yeah, but you aren't cool like me. Well, yeah,
but perps, like his lore is that he's a transformer.
Yeah, that's in my backstory. Boy, you didn't
read my backstory. Give me your backstory. How
could you? Alright. His backstory was just Autobots
rollout. Fuck! I got a negative 292. Ah, no!
Shit. Does he die? I think that happens. You're
a real motorcycle. I think you're a faker and
a fraud. Wow. Unfortunately, because of that
low roll, Genesis doesn't turn into a motorcycle.
He can, though. Trust. He just fails that specific
check. He can't do it at any time, though. It's
not because he can't do it. He just fails that
one time. I just learned that if you change the
override to negative, if you change it to too
high of a number, it crashes. Yeah, you know
what? That makes sense. Yeah. Can you roll again?
I'm going to let you try again. Okay. No, reload
and then roll again. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay, can
I roll with advantage? Yes, yes. Okay, thank
you. I feel like I need that. Alright, with an
advantage, that's going to be a natural 13, which
is negative... Wait, can I give you credits?
Negative 999 ,999 ,986. Negative? Yeah. Alright,
alright. And then roll again. And then also you
got guidance, so you can use guidance on your
next roll. I got guidance? Okay, fuck yeah. Okay.
Do I roll with advantage or flat? You already
rolled the first one, so just roll again. Okay.
Okay, so this time I got 999 ,999 ,989. However,
I do have a D4 to add, so this might pull it
through. That's an extra three, meaning my total
is 999 ,999 ,999 ,986. Ooh, yeah, you got the
same thing both times. I'm actually really surprised.
fucked up yeah so you don't you don't succeed
you don't succeed um at all you actually as you
go to turn into a motorcycle you hear the and
you just explode all right i'm done with the
campaign It was nice having you along for this
campaign. I had a lot of fun. Yeah, it was great.
I'm super happy about being able to be here.
I wish you good luck with this campaign and where
it's headed. Anyway, so as you guys enter the
sewer, I'll be back. I actually do need the guy.
As you guys enter the sewer, you realize... uh
genesis had exploded in his freak motorcycle
accident uh but you see him standing there right
outside of your tent before you guys walk into
your tent uh is there anything that you guys
would like to do like do you guys want to shop
around for a bit or just go straight in you guys
like loki went shopping without me and i let
loki want eggs i don't think i have money though
i'll come with you Thank you. Alright, what kind
of shop are you looking for? Let's all go as
a team. I want to go with you. I want to go with
you. You're coming with me. I'm rolling an intimidation
check. Oh, just a real life intimidation. After
what happened. I roll a glare check. I roll a
glare check. I glare at you with a 19. I go follow.
Oh. I guess then... Fuck yeah. Can you guys hear
that background music? No. No. Okay, thank fuck.
Okay, so I'm gonna head over to wherever the
shops are. Um... I'm looking for... Any... Perhaps...
Plate armor? Oh, I have a guy! Any... Oh no.
Long swords. I have a guy. Actually, we definitely
have a guy. I guess I don't remember his name.
Uh, Danny Fire, the blacksmith. Oh, Danny. Danny.
Um, so his sock changed while you were away.
Um, do you guys want to go over there? Do you
guys want to go over to Danny's Fire? I actually...
What I'm looking for actually is a greatsword.
He has one of those. I'd like to go wherever
I might be able to buy a greatsword. So do you
guys want to go to Danny's Fire? You guys are
showing me around. I've never been here. Just
leave me to a shot. Let's go to Danny's fire.
Let's go to Danny's fire. Danny's fire. Can I
like stand outside the store? And then what armor
are you looking for? Great sword. Just a great
sword, not armor anymore? No, I have like decent
heavy armor. If there's like a plate, maybe,
but like I'll think about it, but I'm not like
going out of my way. Let me send you his If you
look in the mic, I'm going to send his today's
stock. Also, you do realize that he does have
a Wanted poster on his stand with the orc's face
on it. Can't remember what this guy sounds like.
But as you guys walk up to Danny's little...
Stan, he looks at you and... Good morning. It's
great to see you guys again. Big guy. What can
I get for you guys today? Greatsword. Straightforward.
I like it. Greatsword will be one million gold.
Okay. Great sword will be... We'll say 40. 40
gold. 40 gold. Sound good to you guys? I'm going
to roll an insight. What are you... Is that a
good price for this particular item? 20. You
know that it's below an average price, but you
have a sense that you could easily persuade this
man. Alright. I want to... Does he, like, produce
the greatsword? Like, do I see it? Yes, he grabs
it. I'd like to inspect it if you'd allow me
to. He does not let you touch it. I don't gotta
touch it, just, like, look at it. What are you
trying to inspect specifically? Just the quality
of the weapon. I've seen a lot of weapons. I
just want to see if it's up to... This looks
like a greatsword directly from the hands of
Mathis. It looks like one of those that you would
find on a soldier. Okay. There's a couple bloodstains.
There's a couple marks that he wasn't able to
clean off quite yet. But it is. pretty good condition.
Okay. Genesis is going to say I can do 30. 30?
Uh... 35. 32. Deal. Alright. uh do you have 32
gold absolutely all right uh he hands you the
sword all right great sword it's just a base
great sword right uh uh yeah yeah all right um
also and nevermind number nine all right now
the other thing i want is there by any chance
a plate um You have his stock right there. You're
right. I want to look at the plate. Is there
a plate? I don't know. I just made that shit
up. There's not a plate. I want to take a look
at the shields. Shields? Which one? all of them
i want to look at their price tags um the plus
one shield i'll say typically it's 500 but i'll
say i'll say 200 for that uh the plus two shield
800 and then plus three would be way above your
price range I think Perk died. Yeah, it just
died on me. Maybe he's glaring. He's thinking
really, really hard. Man's thinking of those
prizes. Sorry, I'm trying to figure out... I
don't see the Shield of Expression on the item
list when I switched it up, so I'm just not going
to buy anything else. I'm content with my Greatsword.
I don't even know what a Shield of Expression
is. It's just on this. Yeah, I'm assuming it's
like, whoever got this list probably expected
you to have like a pack. Yeah. Shield of happiness
and joy. Um, the shield of expression, if you
do want to make a homebrew item, it's just a
shield, but it looks like a face, and while bearing
it, you can use a bonus action to alter the face's
expression on the shield. No. Holy shit. I need
that. Um, I think that there's different abilities
for different faces, but I cannot... Or no. No.
It's just... Okay. Shield... Yeah, no, I... I'm
not seeing anything with it. It just changes
the face on the shield. Are you sure you don't
want it? Yup. You can make it smile. What'd he
say, sir? You can make it smile. I'm just gonna
step back. Ivory seems interested. It could glare.
Ooh. It could glare. I'm not taking the fucking
shield. You could have glared it earlier. You
look at the shield and as Genesis is staring,
glaring at the shield. He's not. He's not. He's
gone. I'm not taking the shield. Genesis is glaring
at the shield of expression, trying to find a
price tag. Stop describing me falling in love
with the shield. I don't want it again. The shield
starts to glare back. And they have a deep connection
as Genesis buys the shield for 300 gold. No,
it's 50. We cut. Genesis is broke now. He has
the shield expression. He's missing his armor.
He's missing everything. He's only got the helmet
on. He sold every single one of his belongings.
The shield actually uses its bonus action to
change what you look like. Genesis transforms.
The question about the shield? Yeah. If Genesis
had the shield, I'm aesthetically, could he make
it glare too so that it wouldn't add to his glare
check? Yeah, yeah, that would, yeah. The glare
check? The glare check is for only bits, okay?
I don't want to use all of my money on this shield.
I'll be completely honest with you. It does not
fit my aesthetic. I'll be completely honest with
you. The shield of expression is completely,
utterly useless. But, I could give it reasons.
You could give it to me for free. No. Fuck. I'm
not interested at all. Do you want to go to the
next one? I'm not interested. You do see that
there is a hiring shop where you can get hirelings.
Slaves. Yes. I mean, we already have Talon, but
like... I'm not into slavery. There's a alchemist,
archery, blacksmith, bookshop, herbalist, hiring,
magic, shrine, stable, store, tailor. Because
that's everything that this... this website lets
me pick. Wait, can we just go back to what Close
said? No. You brought up slavery, and then Close
said, well, we have Talon. He's our little boy.
He joins us on adventures, man. He's like our
hireling. He's joined you on one adventure, but
Talon looks at you guys, guys, I'm, Not a slave.
He's our little guy. You're our friend. Yes.
Whatever he is, it has the word Ling at the end
of it. He is small. Talon Ling? He's our friend
Ling? He's our little boy. Oh my god. There's
something I'd like to get. Yeah? Potions! of
healing. So Alchemist, okay. Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely.
So, you're gonna... What? Okay, never mind. What?
You continue, you continue. Guys, there are homebrew
rules for healing potions specifically. Surely
they're good in this campaign. I don't think
I've... Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever gone
out of my way to buy a healing potion in any
campaign ever. And I don't know what that says
about our group of players. You're going to walk
straight up to a Niyambari's stand. And it's
called The Menacing Adventure. He's going to
look at you. Hey, look around. What do you want?
Anything you want, let me know. If you don't
pay up front. I'll kill ya! Alright, I'm gonna
start looking around for what I want. Uh, he
is... Like, eight potions of healing. Each of
them are for, like, 20 gold. One potion is 20
gold? Yeah. I am not buying that. I think that...
I'm pretty sure that's a fair price. I... You
just bought a great sword for slightly more than
that, and I only have 29 gold on me. We have
not gotten paid. You can haggle with the guy.
I guess that's fair. You guys haven't gotten
paid, but you've not asked to get paid. Well,
because this is my first time shopping. Why don't
you ask Closbo if he'll pay you? If it's 1 million
gold. I have 41 gold. Oh, yeah. You were supposed
to split the 40. No, wait, did you? I did. Holy
shit, I genuinely forgot about that. I gave you
14. Oh, yeah, I can give you some of my money.
You want money? No, I think we go back home and
demand payment, and then we, like... That is
something that you guys are allowed to do. Oh.
Uh... I mean, we've done quite a few weeks. We've
been working for, like, two to three weeks. Like,
we should be paid by now. Actually, wait. Can
I see... We blew up an entire prison. We freed
a slave. We... What else did we do? We fought
a group of people, we escorted a child, we like...
We've earned some money. Can I see if this alchemist
has alchemist supplies? Has alchemist supplies?
He does not. I'm killing a man. Um, wait, let
me, let me, let me check. Let me double check.
He does not know. Alright, then I just leave.
I don't even know where you would buy alchemist
supplies. Would it be from an alchemist? Um,
I think maybe the resource you're using just
doesn't. show everything you can buy. No, that
would be at the normal store. Alright. Alright,
do you guys just want to go home and demand payment?
Yes. Yeah. Go home and nothing will happen. Better
is bad and we'll have a merry, merry day. As
you guys walk into your little tent, who walks
in first? Can I go? Yeah. You walk in first,
and as you walk in the tent, you see all of your
candles are out, all of your lights are off,
and you see at the table, sitting by one candle
and a piece of paper on the table, and a little
bag, is Mara. Let's actually head down on a table
and go approach. Yeah. All right. What do the
other of you twos do? I cut her head off. Oh.
No. That's extreme. Genesis is going to follow
after me. He's going to keep a little behind,
though, after we take the charge. All right.
Um, Mara looks at you guys. How was... How was
the windmill? Um... Um... So... There... And
I don't know any other way to say this, but I
think pretty sure they're all dead. Yeah. Um...
And... It was... There was a basement and there
was... Um... Dead... Skeletons... And... Yeah,
um... Dead skeleton? Yeah. It's a skeleton. Can
I walk up to her and hand her the pendant? She
sees the pendant. She grabs it politely. And
you see as her eyes start to fill with tears
as they start running down her face. I didn't
think I'd see this again. It's been so long.
How did you guys... How did you guys find him?
Um... There was a small crawlspace down there.
We kind of found it on his dead body. Thank you.
Anyways, um... The reason... I picked you guys
to go on this mission instead of anyone else.
Anyone that I hold close to me. Is that... Is
because... I knew... I knew if anyone else found
that room, they would think less of me. They
would... If they found it. We've tried for so
long and couldn't. But if anyone did find it,
I knew they would think less of it. I knew it
would change how they saw me as a person. But...
I don't... I don't know if you guys did, but
I don't... I don't know. But... I... What'd you
guys find there? If you have any questions, I
can answer. Um, Ivory pulls out from her bag
an envelope with a note saying, I don't remember
what the note says, but I'm pretty sure it was
like, I hope you remember something like that.
Oh, did I cut out? Um, was it... No, you didn't
cut out. You're here. You're fine. Oh! Okay.
Um... Yeah, but there's an envelope where it
said... With a blue pressed flower... And a piece
of paper saying, I hope you remember. And I pass
it to her. Is it the one with the drawing? No,
no. It's in one of the, um... Trunks in this
upstairs. With the one with the little sea turtle.
Oh. The sea turtle trunk. That's where the envelope
was. Um, she looks at the paper. Um. Where was
this? I found it in a trunk in the attic with
Mel, and I was curious if you knew anything about
it. This belonged to... This belonged to, um...
My son? Um... His... He... Was ill. He was sick.
And weak. And... He tried joining the rebellion.
He tried fighting with us. But he couldn't. He
wasn't strong enough. He... Went missing. one
day and we don't we don't know where he went
oh i'm um i'm sorry for your loss um i'm sure
he's doing fine whether wherever he is whether
he's Yeah. Um. I'm sure he's okay. Um. Thank
you. His name was Evan. Um. Genesis knew him
for a bit. But. That was. That was a bit ago.
Um. Yeah, sorry. Um... Well, thank you. That's
all I was curious about. Mal? Genesis? I have
no more questions. Genesis? Genesis is going
to restrain himself. And not say anything too
bad. But he is going to produce the letter. And
place it on the table. In front of her. Dad.
Back when the rebellion was starting, we had
a place we called Sanctuary. And that's where
we were before we had to move down here. And
it was over by the windmills. It was in the fields
of flowers. Flowers weren't there before. It
used to be our little town, our little city.
And it was before we had any members. We had
like 30 to 50 people at the time. So we weren't
big. We weren't strong. We didn't have the numbers.
We didn't have power. In one day, They came and
destroyed it all. They destroyed Sanctuary. They
destroyed our windmill. And they killed Solren,
my husband. And they... Solren hid. We hid him.
He hid himself, really. I tried telling him not
to and that it would have been okay. And... He
stayed. And for months. Months. If not. I don't
know. Until. A month or two ago. Guards were
over there. Constantly. Making sure we didn't
try to come back. Making sure we didn't try to
find anything. And so. We couldn't get Solren.
We didn't have the numbers. And even when we
got the numbers, it was too late. And every time
I've tried making an attempt to go back, any
time I try to get people to come back, always
results in everyone telling me no. And that it,
he's just gone. So, after Sanctuary was destroyed,
I sent, even though I shouldn't have, I sent
General Brynn this note. Um, the note says, uh,
not for you guys, but, you know, for the viewers.
Let me, let me read, let me scroll up, let me
read, I gotta read. I'll read it. General Brin!
Oh my god. Are you gonna read it, or was that
it? That was a joke, but if you want, I can read
it. I'll read it. Okay. General Brin, I know
you'll likely burn this without reading it, but
on the chance that you're not the man the crown
believes you to be, I'm writing to you anyways.
There was a man stationed at Millhouse Pass where
he went by Solren. He was part of our movement,
and he was my husband. We left the site during
the raids. He stayed behind to hide and tell.
I was meant to return within three days, but
your soldiers locked us out. I need to know if
he's alive. I need to know if you found him,
or if you left him behind like you have so many
others. In exchange for your honesty, I will
give you the location of three abandoned hideouts.
Ones we no longer use. No lives are in danger,
just weapons, old maps, and dust. You'll be able
to walk in freely. This is not a trap. This is
not a test. I am offering you war. I'm not offering
you war today. I am offering you my hope, as
fragile as it is. Please, he may be dead, but
I need to know. You and I both have lost too
much to this war. If there's a soul left in you
that remembers what it means to grieve, write
back. No banners, no lies, just the truth. Maraviris.
Mara Veras, former cartographer, Eastgate Watch.
I sent John - I want you Eastgate Watch me bust
this dance move. Ooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah. Can
you make a dance check? No. I just, I sent this
letter at my lowest point because I had no idea
what to do. No idea what to do. I had nowhere
to go. I had no one to turn to. I had no one
that would be willing to help me. So I sent to
General Brynn. Not to be a traitor. Not to rat
us out at all. I never sent the message. But
I was going to. I don't know how it ended up
there. But. It did. Originally, I gave the letter
to my son. He was supposed to find a courier
to bring it to Rin, but he told me no, and a
couple months later, he went missing. i'm not
genesis what you said before um before i sent
you on the mission about gosh i don't know what
you said about I'm blanking. Before I left, Mara,
I told you that your way of doing things would
get innocent people killed. That your refusal
to do stuff that was necessary, stuff that was
too violent for you, would do more harm than
good. That way of doing things is what caused
Sanctuary's downfall. It's how we lost so many
of our original members. It's how I lost my husband.
If you think that is how we should continue,
that that's how we have to continue, just think
about Oz disappeared. But think about... Think
about everyone from Sanctuary. Think about them.
Think about their loss. Your way of going about
things is what caused them to die. I liked your
speech, Nova. Thank you. It was not good. It
was good enough. I liked it. I just want to let
you know that before Thank you. Thank you. Before
I speak. Yeah, I just wanted to let you know
because we moved on from that and focused on
Close's headset. I just wanted to let you know
I liked your speech. Not because he's supposed
to die. If we need to, like... If we need to...
Like... Testing? Oh, we're back. Okay, slight
malfunction issues. Okay, I think I fixed it.
Fuck yeah! Nevermind then. Genesis looks at Mara
and he says, If you had the manpower needed to
get your husband back back then, are you telling
me you wouldn't have forcefully taken that millhouse?
That you wouldn't have saved his life. And I
glare. Ugh. I glare. No. We wouldn't have. We
would've. We would've. That's not what he would've
wanted. It's how we went about things, but that's
not how he wanted it. If we had the manpower
back then, we would have figured out something,
another way to get him back without taking their
lives. Mara, at what point do you take the blame?
I've already taken the blame. I'm already...
No. You haven't. This letter, this situation,
you blamed it on there being violence. It was
my fault there was violence. You told your husband
that you would be back and you weren't because
of the soldiers. And because you didn't have
the manpower, you didn't have the ability to
forcefully save him and take him back. And Mara,
I get what that must have done to you. I get
the hurt you must be going through. But you need
to take responsibility. Without numbers, there
would have been no way to get him back. And at
the time, there was no way. I know. But now,
We have those numbers. Now, we have those people.
That's more lives on our hand. If what happened
at Sanctuary happens again, that will be more
deaths caused by not just you, not just you guys,
but also me. Mora, when you fight, you take that
chance. The way things are going now, the resistance
is so terrified of antagonizing the Mathis Empire,
of becoming primary targets, that they don't
do anything. And people are dying. It may not
be as quick, it may not be as brutal as the Sanctuary,
but people are dying and it will not stop unless
we stop it. There will be lives lost. There will
be violence. What happened in the sanctuary will
happen again. But unless you power through that,
unless you refuse to do the same thing you did
back then and retreat back and hide and wait
for things to cool down, unless you show your
resolve, the deaths are never going to stop.
Sometimes you have to take terrible risks. Because
in the long run, it'll save more lives. Yes,
I know how terrifying it can be to think that
that is going to happen again. To think you're
going to lose more loved ones. But the way things
are going now, the killings and the deaths will
never stop. You can't have ass this rebellion.
You can't play the defensive to an empire that
wishes to wipe you all out slowly, one by one.
We have a plan. There is a plan setting in motion
that isn't just playing the defensive. It's not
sitting waiting. It's not sitting while the war
continues in the background. We have a plan.
You just need to wait. You need to wait until
we are able to go through with it. Everything
that you guys have done has helped build up this
plan, helped us build what we need to build.
But then, you guys have done stuff to set us
back. If you want to move off the defensive,
if you want to go ahead first, If you want to
be able to actually attack and make a big difference,
you need to listen and you need to wait. Right
now, we can't lose people. Right now, we don't
have the people to lose. Yes, we have a lot of
people, but if we just play aggressively, if
we torture or kill the soldiers, we are worse
than them. and that will slow us down. We need
to show everyone, not just in Mathis, but everywhere
in Alarion. If they're in, I don't know, if they're
in Cliff Run, if they're in the Vulcan Kingdom,
anywhere in Alarion. We need people. We need
numbers everywhere. If we can get those people,
If we can get word out, we can do our plan. But
if you blow up prisons, yes, in a way it helped,
but it slowed us down. There was so much stuff
on those cards that we do not have, that we needed,
that are now destroyed because of that one action.
The Empire sees us as terrorists more than a
rebellion. That slows us down. If you want, if
you want to go forth and take lives or torture
people, be my guest, but don't do it under the
rebellion's name. jesus is just going to walk
away bro what she said bro i'm gonna be so real
i genuinely had to roll a self -control check
i created a new skill on my character sheet a
flat d20 because when she said you just need
to wait i almost blurted out wait like the same
thing you told your husband when you made him
starve to death under the floorboards and i almost
lost my fucking shit amen In her defense, in
her defense, she did not tell her husband to
stay there. Her logic, her logic is so fucking
stupid. Like, genuinely, it is so defeatist.
It is just, we need to, like, get people to like
us better so we can protest as if her people
are being murdered every single - I fucking hate
people like this. I fucking hate people like
this. Bro, this is, like, this is - this is the
martin luther king vs malcolm x argument except
fucking so so fucking bad dude exactly like okay
okay under the rebellion's name even though we've
like done nothing under we've never introduced
ourselves as the rebellion yeah i don't think
we're getting paid Yeah, we've gotten like not
a dollar here. We've just kind of lived here.
There's like no reason for us to be here. You
haven't asked for money. You've never brought
that up to her. You know, if you fucking sign
up for a job, I kind of just assume you get paid.
I just assume that's how jobs work. In between
every session, we've been here for a week. There's
no excuse for her not to have paid us. Session
one and two, there was a week gap. Two and three
was a day. Three and four was the day. And four
and five, same day. Okay. We've been here for
a week and two days. So who's to say that we
would not ask for money within the free time
that we were there? I feel like, yeah. That would...
125 gold pieces each yeah bro she i okay okay
i don't i don't even know how to argue with her
like i don't know how to convince her that her
way is wrong because she's so headstrong in it
Like she doesn't she doesn't take her she she'll
say she takes responsibility and then be like
it was cuz they wanted to be Violent and then
she won't take responsibility for the fact that
like she's the reason her husband hit under there
She's the reason that the rebellion is he going
fast and then you'll like be like hey This isn't
working and she'll be like there's a secret plan
You just need to trust the process after like
scolding us after every single mission, dude
I have another quick question Just, like, an
insight thing. I can all insight check on this
or whatever, but, like, does she have, like,
a fucking strategist or is she, like, just pulling
all this out of her ass? Is she a strategist
or does she have? A plan. I don't know. Roll
insight, yeah. DC's, like, five. Not even, like,
no, you're a seven, so, like, nine, ten. Yeah,
she has a plan. She doesn't have a strategy.
She's capable of a plan. I have no faith in this
woman. Perp, can you roll me an insight check?
Uh, why? Just real quick. Okay, I just, I feel
like Juno, okay. No, no, no, it's not about her.
Um, you know from her letter, it says, uh, former
cartographer Eastgate Watch, uh, She was part
of Mathis' soldiers. She was part of them. Bro,
can we, like... Can we leave? Can we fucking...
Okay, okay. Genesis is going to find a private
place to talk to the two others. She's gonna
put a folder on the table and walk out. Alright.
Before we look at the folder, I do want to talk
to you, too. Genesis just kind of makes sure
that Talon can't hear and that we're alone. And
he says, I'm not fucking crazy, right? This is
insane. Yeah. The Rebellion is known for being
pushovers. We have so many being taken. An entire
prison is being built for them. What they're
doing just isn't working, and I am sick and tired
of their complacency and their promises to just
wait for things to happen. But what would we
do to go against it? Like, we're already in the
rebellion, so nearly everyone else in the kingdom's
against us. And if we do anything against the
rebellion, they'd be against us too, right? But
what do we... do about it listen how would we
we may not agree with her but that doesn't mean
the rest of the rebellion doesn't agree with
us i doubt everyone blindly believes in her i
just I don't think we should blindly have faith
in her in any capacity. Not after the things
we found out about her. we could just go off
on our own maybe i don't i don't know um low
key lucky there are people in the rebellion that
we've saved that we've interacted with maybe
some of them can be convinced talon very clearly
agrees with her but what about that medic we
saved he had everything taken from him from the
rebellion he was willing to sell them out and
he still lost everything he knows that methods
don't work because it caused the death of his
sister maybe we should find him Up our numbers.
Maybe find a new base of operations. Um. All
right. Can I make an insight check for no reason?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Um, you, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Um, during your whole conversation with,
uh, Mara, Talon was in the corner listening.
And you can tell that with what every word that
you said started to impact him more and more.
You could tell he is starting to... He's still
on Mara's side. He still believes Mara's right.
But it's starting to crumble in a way. He's starting
to believe and see where you're coming from.
More than her. Alright. So Talon could be a possible
future recruit, but not yet. Alright. Okay, what
are your thoughts? Yeah, we could go ask him.
I'd assume the sewers are quite big and we're
in the sewers. Wait, how have we not been figured
out yet? The rebellion has... Wait, how the fuck
has the rebellion not been done? We're in a fucking
sewers. Doesn't need to be, like, checked daily
or something like that in real life. I mean,
like, I'd assume... I like Loki. I doubt they
haven't been found. I mean... realistically speaking
from a mathis standpoint even if you know where
the rebellion is even if you know where they're
based out of you probably don't want to storm
it because then they just scatter and then you
have no idea where they are that is really true
this place is large i'm sure mathis has a few
people oh that's that's great which is why we
need to keep our circle small Not an entire community
like the Rebellion does. Like... Do I actually
want more dogs? Very important. Um... No, we
need a name. Let's call ourselves the Skibbity
Toilets. I'm fucking killing myself. Uh, Talon
walks in. Did someone say Skibbity Toilet? And
then walks out. I'm gonna flush you! I fucking
kill him. But he agrees with you. Maybe it's
like a coward. It's our running bit every time
I show interest in Cocomelon or skibbity toilet
He says oh, that's cool. And then I violently
bash his head in I Didn't notice that Wow, you
know last session I was watching Cocomelon. He
said well, I love Cocomelon I said shut the fuck
up in the night left Yeah, I'm on session five
that's weird yeah, I was session Three, I believe,
actually. Bitch. Yeah, well, session three and
session four were filmed on the same day. So,
same weekend. Nope, same day. That part was filmed...
Was the second half of session three, was...
Alright, um... Okay. So, uh, I guess we should
check out that file more left. I actually don't
know how to read, so one of you take the lead.
The file is called Emberrest. It says... A village
called Emberrest, once a safe house for the Rebellion,
is now ruins. Hidden within the ashes may be
intel in survivors or even secrets worth saving.
And then it has a map that gives you the location
of the town called Emberrest. and uh yeah it
oh uh there's a circled area on the map that
is a forest and it says where laughter once rang
in these walls only the wind now answers She
wants us to take back a city? She told us that
she wanted us to follow orders and not do anything
too violent and then she gave us this. I imagine
she's trying to give us busy work, so that we
don't do anything too destructive to her plans,
since she's already expressed that, you know,
she's been affected by our methods before. We
can visit the village, but I do not want to follow
her orders. We're talking about it. We're talking
about what we're going to do. We're talking about
it. Okay, sorry. There's a circled part in the
forest that says what now? Where laughter once
rang in these walls. Only the wind answers now.
Does she want us to go there? Yes. Okay. No.
Don't say okay. Don't be complacent. Rebel against
the rebellion and then rebel about the other
place. Rebel against Mathis and the rebellion?
Yes. Easy. We're gonna be the third rebellion.
We do it in the sewers of the sewers that we're
in. So then we rebel about... Rebellion. Rebellion.
The sewers? The sewers that you're in? Yeah.
It doesn't exist, right? No. It's the rebellion.
It's the rebellion. That's rebelling. Okay, this
is really fucking stupid. There has to be a toilet
down here somewhere. There has to be a sewer
system somewhere down here. We're getting really
off track. Mal, do you have any input about what
we should do? i say just go to the place we still
gotta get a job done but i violently though we
go to the abandoned village we get our job done
violently Alright, you guys go to Empress. I...
I don't... I don't care, genuinely. Um... Oz
and Perp. Yes, I will follow the group and head
here, though I'm not happy about it. Grr. Chetis
is gers. He growls. He gers at you in anger.
Oz, are you going to ember rest? I forgot I was
muted. Yes. Alright, so, um... We're going to
skip the whole walk. Unless you guys want to
talk on the way. Do you guys want to talk on
the way? No. Personally. That was aggressive.
You arrive at Emberest. And you see... Trees.
That are extremely charred. They look like nothing
but skeletons. Skeletal remains. there's ash
covering the ground the grass itself is gray
and black as if it's been absolutely smoked uh
and you see all buildings uh anywhere within
view are utterly nice notes nice notes you know
um okay even better notes you know okay um but
you see All the buildings are destroyed. As far
as the eye can see, all the buildings in this
city are absolutely destroyed. But, you see,
in the forest, there is one standing building,
and it looks to be a tavern. A tavern. Oh my
lord, Juno! Um, Ivory... Sorry, one second. Um,
Ivory looks around. Is there... Perception check,
is there, like, any signs of life, like, at all?
Or any signs of life that have been there recently?
Can I roll a perception check for that? Uh, I
think that would be insight. Oh, okay. That would
not be insight. That would be investigation or
perception. Oh, let me unroll that then. Yeah,
delete that roll. Yeah, you said investigation
or perception? Investigation. Oh, okay. No, the
investigation or perception. Investigation if
they're, like, actively looking through the rubble
and stuff, or, like, footprints and stuff. Perception
if they're just, like, looking around and taking
in the environment and trying to figure out,
like, what it means. How would Ivory do that?
I think... Perception. Perception? Alright, roll
Perception. Ugh. Um... They're... Okay, it doesn't
look like much life has been here. And it doesn't
look like there's much of anything here. It's
like I'm running something down. Okay, um...
Um, as you missed it, uh, there is... Everything's
destroyed. But there is a tavern that you can
see on the edge of the woods that is still somewhat
standing. Um... Ivory... I guess since there's
nothing else that stands out much... Um, Ivory
would approach the somehow -only -intact cavern
to have a fuck cat. Welcome to the Starlight
Tavern. You walk in - No. I don't know what happened.
I might have to reset my Xbox one second. Oh
my gosh. This is not actually the Starlight Tavern,
by the way. I have joked. I have jested. I'll
wait. I'll wait for Juno. What did Ivory roll
for? To perceive? Uh, if there was any light.
Or life. Life. Life. Life. And there's barely
- Oh, okay. I said that there's barely any, and
it looks like there hasn't been anything ever
here. Does that also - Does that also include
people? Uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life. Life at
all. Okay. And we'll be back for the quick intermission.
We're getting like an intermission title card
or something like that. Yeah, one day. One day.
One day. Maybe if people, you know, followed
us at the Starlight Tavern. YouTube, maybe. Or,
yeah, check us out there. So real, Clospo, so
real! Check us out on all podcast platforms at
Starlight Tavern! Let's get the fuck out of here.
Welcome back, Juno. You walk into the tavern
and you see a starlight man named Nova Sp - no.
Oh my god. I'm joking! Holy shit. It comes full
circle. Jesus? Oh my god. Hey, wait. Quick lore
question. Are you like the Jesus of God of or
whatever? No. You're not God? No. Oh. There are
seven gods. They're called the seven. Why is
she one of them? the creator, because I'm not
one of them. That's, uh, a, um, uh, that would
be Thal, Thal, Thalit, uh, Aetherion. I think
that's his name. You fucking Thalit. Nixara,
Valus, Zephyrus, um, Karos. There's a channel
called Gods in Wall of Patrons. You can see all
of the gods. There's Aetherion, Thalic, Karos,
Zephyros, Valus, Nixara, Cronus. Then there is
Zephyros. There is Liriel, Morveon, Asteria.
And that one that I'm going to have to change
because I've changed it. And I have to change
it on there because I realize that pronouncing
it is wrong. Do you think this town is, like,
symbolism? Because everything in Mara's life
has been absolutely destroyed and burned away.
The tavern is the last living thing left. You
really gotta do this now. Sorry. Imagine having
your husband die. Imagine having your husband
die. Imagine your kid runs away from you. Imagine
that you're alone and you're wanting to kill
yourself. I think there's a real reservation
follower anywhere. Does it have a family? Pardon?
Sorry, don't worry about it. Okay. So you guys,
you walk into the tavern? Yeah. You walk into
the tavern and you see photos of Mera all over
the wall as if this is a creepy ex -boyfriend.
No. You walk into the tavern and all the tables
and all the chairs are thrown around. All of
the, uh, papers are ripped off the wall. Uh,
and you see on the floor, uh, a man, uh, bleeding
out. Bleeding out? Like, he's - He's holding
his side, he's bleeding out, dying. Holy shit.
Can I - Can we roll something? Um, do you have
any healing spells? You could heal him. If you
want to try to figure out how to fix the wound,
you can roll medicine. Well, can I see if this
is a guard? Yeah, what does he work? Roll perception
or insight. I'll let you guys choose. I fit.
I can roll insight. You can roll insight. You
want? Yeah, roll insight. I got 12. Lucky number.
You don't think he's a guard. Okay. I have full
faith. Well, okay. This will heal him. Oh, yeah,
actually. Do you have a med kit? No, that's sad.
I don't. I would like to healing words this man.
I'm hoping that if I roll low enough, we can
stab him immediately. Holy shit, you're violent.
that's what if he's a guard then he's really
like oh and i'm the violent one and i'm four
he feels for four wait okay wait this is not
coming together you said you want to deal with
this violently we can kill him right after you're
right um all right no uh do you are you guys
wanting to kill him do you is that what you want
to do right now i want to run with the back man
i want to do that i want to burn through his
skin let's do that Wait, wait, I have a question.
Huh? Do you think, if, can I, if, like, by looking
at his body, do I think that his wound was caused
by a table? Would I know that? I can go check
for that. Yeah, so he, no, you see another body
in the corner who, it's a dead body, who was
very obviously killed by hitting a table. Or
table hitting him. In the shoulder? Yeah. Okay.
No, not actually. You know, it's weird that I
could tell he got hit by the table because his
entire upper half is melted through with acid.
So it's just weird that I could still tell that
the table hit him before that happened. As you
cast Healing Word on this guy, he looks up at
you. Thank you. And he's still holding himself.
Still hurt, because there's only four. Um, my
name is, uh, Kayleer. Uh... Thank you a lot.
Uh, I... Um... Who are you guys? Are you guys
the Rebellion? No. I don't know. Are we? I look
over at Ivory and Mal. Would you hate us if we
said yes? Yes, very much so. I say no. I don't
think we would. I say no. I don't stand with
the rebellion. I've mentioned it. Commit manslaughter
and murder. Rebellion? More like poopy butt butt
fart fart. What? Pee, poo, poo, piss, boy, piss,
pee, pee, fart, bud. Who are you calling that?
The Rebellion. Oh. Good. What if I kill you?
You were part of Mathis? No. I was part of the
Rebellion. So, what happened to you here? Why
are you on the floor bleeding out? Well, there's
like something in my basement. Um, what does
that mean? Elaborate, please. There's something
in the basement of my tavern. So, you live in
a tavern, in a burnt -down town, and... Yeah,
it's safe here. Apparently not! Well, he just
appeared in my basement, and I don't know how
to get rid of him. What does he look like? Uh...
Oh, my God. He, like... He's, like, taller. Uh...
He has, like, a sword. Is he clear? Yeah, he's
blue. No. Um... He has, like, a black armor with,
like, a silver trim. Similar to that of, uh,
your big guy here. Um, except his face is visible.
Because... Yeah. Uh, he has, like, a false crown.
He... He, like... I don't know. I think he's
a mage. I think he's a... But he tried killing
me. He sounds like a... He sounds stupid. If
you guys could go kill him, that would be nice.
So... Why would... Why would we... Why would
we just... Walk into your basement and kill a
guy. I'll pay you. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Money. I
don't want to do this anymore. Everybody walks
out. No. No. I'll give you each 50 gold if you
do. Where's the basement? He points to a little
hatch on the floor. 50 gold won't even be enough
to afford the health potions we might need after
this fight. You might not need it. I want 70
each. 60. Alright. Alright. And I'll join you
guys. As long as... What? Aren't you injured?
Recap. You want to join our group permanently?
Yeah. Well, for a bit, yeah. I mean, you said
you're against the Rebellion and you're against
Mathis, so yeah. You're rebelling against the
Rebellion? That's so awesome! Let's deal with
the thing in your basement. Dude, the Rebellion
killed my best friend. I'm gonna turn you into
dust. Oh. No, you might do that when you get
downstairs. Wait, who was your best friend? Well,
we could talk more about that if you live. Uh,
he opened up the hatch. Huh? He's limping. I'm
gonna insight check this guy. For what? Is he
luring us into a trap? Is he evil? 16. Uh, you
don't think he is. With a 16, I'll say... No.
But this... It's -a me, Mario! Alright. Oh, you
go down in the basement? Yeah. Let me see if
I have a background for this really quick. I
want to ready an action to stab him if I feel
like he's going to do anything. Oh, he's not
falling you down. He's also not closing it. He's
just kind of letting you guys... Go down. Okay.
He's very hurt. You saw that. I don't... It doesn't
mean literally anything to me. Well... I could've
sworn... Anyways. As you guys get into the basement,
you see a long hallway. Not long. It's not long
at all. It's just a hallway. At the end of it,
there's a door. Open the door. As you guys walk
towards the door, the back wall starts moving
towards you. The what? The back wall starts moving
towards you. It was a trap. No, no, I'm joking.
I'm joking. Perp, you're supposed to understand
that. You open the door. I climb. The door? No,
I'm making a reference to the time when the wall
came in and I thought to climb up and then I
did literally nothing and I just spent like 10
minutes on the roof. Just waiting for the wall
to crush us because I misunderstood what the
situation was during Splinter Throne. I thought
that's what you were referencing. No, I was referencing
Eternal Sun. There was the tavern with the basement
that you went into that had the long corridor
with the hallway and then the moving wall that
you can turn down. I still climb. Um, as you
open the door, you hear a laughter that goes,
Ha ha ha ha ha. You know what we're doing with
a rich, posh bitch? God, I hate the rich. This
is fucking, this is, this is awful. Hi, Charleston.
It's not anything, okay. Hi, Charles. Uh, what
do you guys want to do? You see you see a guy
you see the guy in tall we didn't long last did
we I'll say that you could have God fucking Christ
like put him down or something That was generally
awful listen to i'm so sorry all right guys what
do you guys want to do is is he facing us like
what is he looking at uh he he's looking directly
at you as you open the door that's why he laughed
he laughed because we opened a door hello friends
are you is this wait do you have squatters rights
what is a squatter where you're like living in
someone else's house but like no are you squatting
no the guy who lives here is still here i'm going
to kill him though Yeah, but but that you like
squatters for races when someone else is like
bones at home or it's like in the home you're
like squatting there and you're I think he's
just like yeah I could be wrong, but I low -key
think Mara might have sent us here to kill that
guy Okay Because like she sent us on like a rebellion
mission and then we shut up and he was like I
want to kill the rebellion I hate the rebellion
And, like, if we had come here as, like, official
Rebellion members, we would have fought us and
we would have had to kill him. So I think, like,
Mara might have intended for us to kill that
guy. Which guy? The previous guy? Yeah. Because
she sent us directly to a place where, like,
there was one guy in the entire city and he was
like, I hate Rebellion members. Anyway, let's
focus on the guy in front of us. Girl just sent
us out to like a hitman squad. One person who
lives alone in the desolate woods. Maybe she
didn't know he was here because he seems isolated,
but still. Anyway, this guy in front of us, what
does he look like? He looks really tall. He has
like comically long arms and legs. He's wearing
a darker, almost black armor with silver trims
and runes to the king on him. And his helmet
is like a crown with a spike on the front that
is like a judge's gavel. I think that's what
it's called. Yeah, a gavel. What the fuck? And
his eyes, you can see them, are a bright light,
and they're, like, a gray, almost white. And
being around him, it smells of, like, dried parchment
and, like, burning incense, but, like, not good.
And his presence is terrifying, and you can sense
him, like, reading you, as if he's, like, reading
your sins. And as he moves, he moves in, like,
a comic, like, comically, like, cartoonish way.
What'd you say? I read a sins with a 15, Glenshack.
Uh, he has never sinned once in his life. Whoa!
We're dealing with a saint! Except for whenever
he kills the Thalassar. Oh, okay. Yeah, I get
it. He's never sinned a day in his life, sister.
Clan member. I'm so sorry. You're gonna have
to cut that out. I'm so sorry. I don't like having
to cut parts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's really
difficult for me. Fuck, shit, bitch, dick. Um,
you see, as he takes like - What does that mean?
Uh, what? What? perp said i don't get it the
clan isn't the clan member like the kk he's a
he kills all sorry and he's racist and it was
like oh i'm i'm god's holy warrior i don't sin
except for when i kill minorities that's why
i like all the clan member oh um what do you
guys what do you guys want to do what do you
guys want to talk to him do you guys want something
what or that one guy sorry i never had to know
about it yeah like mora exactly like mora guys
mara's not a bad guy i was sneaking around and
i saw mara wearing her white hood and she thought
she was guys guys guys i have to cut all this
out i have to that's why i'm saying it now because
you already have to cut this section out so i
might as well get it all down now let's just
let what do you guys want to do what do you guys
want to say to this guy what do you guys want
to do ask him a question uh sure ask me a question
How long have you been here? In this basement?
Oh, I just got here today. And where were you
beforehand? Um... The castle with the king himself.
Oh... Damn... Were you like a... Jester or something?
Jester? No. I was the judge. I am Halvren, the
Inquisitor. Oh, sorry. Did he kind of sound like
he'd be, like, an entertainer or something? Maybe
I'm just, like, judging based off your voice,
but, like... That is really rude. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it that way. It's just that, like...
You know, you're just kind of... And I really
look at him up and down. Do you guys know Solren?
Uh... That one guy? That's dead? So is the answer
yes. I haven't met him personally. So none of
you worked with him? No. Then you're free to
go. Oh. But the guy upstairs, I will be killing
him. Why do you want Soren? Maybe he's gay. Soren's
dead. Yeah, yeah, he is definitely. Yeah, but
why do you... Why do you care about him still?
Because he made a plan. A plan to destroy the
kingdom of Mathis from inside out. But we caught
on. So, now we kill everyone he ever worked with.
You know, maybe the Kyopsers is a changed man.
Because what I heard of, he doesn't like the
rebellion. Holy shit. As I was saying... What?
What do you think you're doing here? Um... Exploring.
Learning about the world. Yeah. You know what
if I gave this guy like a voice changer that's
just the the has -been hotel alice or voice changer
I think that's awful or I think you can do it
before perp comes back do it please I will break
every bone in his little body Jesus fucking christ
I don't know. I don't know. Anyways. What do
you guys want to do? Um, ignoring that man, is
there anything else in the basement? What? Ignoring
that man, is there anything else in the basement?
Um... It's a lot of alcohol, a lot of stock for
the tavern, even though this tavern has never
once been in, like, no one's ever walked in.
And there is a, in the corner, there is a little
curtain surrounding, like, a bed and a little
dresser and, like, a little bedroom area. And
you can tell that that's the guy who's upstairs.
He lives down here. Is there, like, any entrance
to the basement, or is this guy who's just been
camping down here? Uh, no, the only entrance
is behind you. I'm waiting for Genesis' soul
to go back into his body, so I'm prolonging this
thing. How long I could prolong this until Genesis
comes back. Are you a part of Mathis? I already
answered this question. I am. I am the Inquisitor.
He's the Inquisitor. If I cut out prequels. Turned
to ivory. How bad would it be if we kill him?
I'm You feel as he as he looks at you his eyes
look at Actually nolly Ellie give your response
Yeah, I was about to say I'm like 30 % 30 40
90 % sure he probably heard that. I mean, look,
he's kind of, like, lanky and shit, you know?
He, uh, looks at you, and you see him, um, you
know, like, whenever in, like, cartoons there's
someone who, uh, to seem intimidating, they stretch
their body, and, uh, it looks like their head
grows. You know what I mean? Jesus fucking Christ.
This guy is one of those fucking stretchy fucks
that you get at the dollar store. Let me find...
Let me find what I'm talking about. Is he one
of those inflatable guys outside of, like, car
dealerships and stuff like that? No. Do any of
you guys know Doctor Who? Nope. We can get our,
um... Oh, no, like... Doctor Who, um... Mr. Oh,
like that one guy? Mr. Ding -a -dong. Is he that
one guy where he was, like, from a cartoon? Yeah.
Yeah, I know who that is. Um... Mr. Ring -a -ding.
Ring -a -ding. Oh, whatever it is. No idea who
this is, but... It is, uh, Lux. Um, but, look
at, look at Nomike. Whenever, whenever, you know,
whenever they do... Like this, to be, like, intimidating.
Yes. Um, he does that to the two of you. He looks
at, uh, Ivory. His eyes glow, uh, a bright red.
You have sinned. Nuh -uh. I don't know. I didn't
do anything. Uh, what are you guys gonna do?
Ivory, before marriage? I didn't think you were
the type. This is fucked up. We're jumping this
man, right? I didn't do that. I just committed
vehicular manslaughter by accident. Not on purpose.
It was just a mistake. They were waiting for
you. What do you want to do? Luckily, I've never
committed a... sin other than violently shaky
small thalassari babies on my free time that's
not a sin exactly this guy gets me okay okay
um so you're you're trying to figure out what
we want to do yeah you know what i'm gonna do
like why even wait for me to answer you come
on guys you guys know what i'm gonna do i cut
his head off oh my god okay I wasn't here for
the conversation, but if you guys want to...
He is an inquisitor. He is part of the Mathis
army. He works directly for the king. He is an
inquisitor. He is very judgmental. This is finally
our chance to test our mettle against an actual
warrior that isn't like a plain guard. I absolutely
want to take this fight. I don't have healer
potions because we got paid after it, but...
I have one last question for the guy. Oh yeah?
So do you know about stretcher torture machines?
Is that how you got your lips so long? No! I
was blessed. You're blessed to be that way? So
does that mean you got like a disease or like
a condition? I'll kill you. Bro, I got a nat
20 initiative. Yay, I'm going first probably.
Maybe, I don't know. He also got a nat 20 initiative.
I hope you... He's hacking. Wait, surprise attack.
Surprise attack. Easy. Yeah, I think it's too
late. Do we want to surprise attack this guy?
I mean, it's not like he'd know that we'd attack
him, right? Yeah, he was kind of infatuated with
Ivory, like yelling in her face, and then I was
the one who initiated the combat encounter from
like... All right, I'll let you get a surprise
attack on. Fuck yeah. Okay, so we get a surprise
round. I'm gonna, yes, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let
this be known before you guys start the encounter.
His AC is 16. Okay. Okay. Let's see, let's see,
let's see, let's see. Should we do all of us
or just? I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say just
perp because after perp attacks. Wait, just me?
Yes, because he's, like, paying attention to
Ivory and... I don't want the surprise round,
though. Alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I
thought it was going to be, like, a full surprise
thing. It would feel unfair if I was the only
one who got a free attack. So I think I want
to, like, just run this through initiative on
him, basically. If that's okay with you. Alrighty,
that's fine. Alright, I have to pull up a full
calculator because I have to... I have to manually
do this. I don't have a D &D Beyond thing. All
right. I'll be right back in, like, two seconds,
unless he's attacking me. He is. Okay, then,
quickly. You're going to see him comically take
out a large sword. On the side of it, there are
runes that you can tell, say, judgment. It is
a greatsword. He is going to look at you. What
burns but casts no light? Walks but leaves no
mark? and dies in silence. Uh, does a... 27 hit
your AC. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Alright, I mean...
Uh, take... 20 damage. I'm down. What? No, you're
not. I'm joking. And as he hits you, he looks
at you, his eyes glow red. Treason. That is fucking
half my health, though. That's the end of his
turn. Okay, is that my turn now? Yeah. Okay,
okay, okay, okay. I need to do this quickly.
I am going to... Is there anything I can do as
my bonus action? No. So. Um, actually, I'll healing
ward myself. Can I healing ward myself? Is that
a thing I can do? I think I can healing ward
myself. Let me see if I can healing ward myself.
I can healing ward myself. I'm gonna healing
ward myself. That is going to be 10 HP. Alright.
And then, as my action, I'm gonna make two attacks.
Um, does a 24 hit his AC? Yes, it does. He said
16. It's going to do 17 slashing damage. That
was my max damage. That's awesome. All right.
And then I'm going to place a seal on him. And
then this is something I've forgotten about,
guys, because I'm an idiot. I actually have a
racial bonus thing that does extra damage per
attack equal to my proficiency modifier. So that
is going to be three extra fire damage. Three
extra? Yeah. All right. And then I'm going to
place a seal on him. And I am also going to strike
at the giant stone strike him. So he is going
to take an extra one force damage. And I need
him to make a strength saving throw. A strength
saving? All right. Yeah. 13. I'm going to push
him 10 feet back. I have to change my die, my
dice, because the set that I'm using is see -through,
and the lighting that I'm at makes it really
difficult. So I have to change to my better dice.
Second attack. 18 does hit. Which means it's
going to do 9 slashing, plus 3 fire, plus 7 fire.
So in total, I just did 19. A total of 26 slashing
damage, I believe 1 force damage, 6 fire... And
then, uh, uh, 13 fire damage. Big damage, big
damage. This is what it's like to play a tank,
finally. Okay, uh, I'll be right back. Alrighty.
Uh, and then, let me look at initiative order.
Is it you? Yeah, go take your turn. Yeah. You
said a riddle, right? I what? You said a riddle,
right? Yes. This riddle fucking sucks. A bit
of bardic inspiration. Malachite. Are you going
to make a riddle as well? My riddle is you fucking
suck. You know what? Here, I got a joke, actually.
This is my best joke. This is the only joke I
have. Um... How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Why are you saying it to me? I want to say it
to the guy. How? You put... You put spring water
in it. You're dead meat. Tell me that wasn't
funny though. That was so funny. That was the
most comedic thing I've ever said. So, he's still
holding his sword, right? Can I do something
real quick that I didn't say because I had to
go to your cave real quick? Yeah. You know how
I push him 10 feet? Yeah. I move up to him at
the end of my turn. Alright. Can I command? Can
I use command and make him drop his sword? What
is the DC on that? Wisdom 14. Wisdom 14? Alright.
Let me find his wisdom. Yeah, no. He rolled a
19 plus 423. He's hacking. He's hacking? Yeah,
he's hacking. It's the only reasonable explanation
for that. Then I add my chart. There is a loud
noise in my background that's gonna ruin the
production quality. But who cares? Oh, you said
that's the end of your turn? Yeah, uh... Yeah.
Uh, alright. Oz, I just know your turn. I did
not know your command. Um... What? Cry. Um. Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Wait, his armor is metal, right? Yes.
I want a heat metal. Alright, what does that
do? What does it do? Roll me a con save. Con?
Yes. DC 14. Fuck. Okay, then he drops this. And
he drops his armor, basically. That still means
no more armor. Wait, what? No, he takes the damage,
but he doesn't drop it because he succeeded the
con save. Is that what it is? So he takes 2d8
fire damage. However, which you can use a bonus
action to redo every single turn. as long as
you keep concentration. However, if the creature
is holding or wearing the object, the creature
must succeed on the con save or drop the object
if it can. If it doesn't drop the object, it
has disadvantage on attack rolls and ability
checks until the second extra. So, does he have
disadvantage on attack rolls? No, he succeeded.
It says it has to drop the object if it can,
if it doesn't succeed on the con save, and then
if it doesn't, it has disadvantage. He didn't
drop it. But he also didn't have to. I will just
say that that doesn't apply. I'm assuming that...
Oh my... You know... Oh my lord, it's like they're
running like a drill through my floor. Or my
ceiling, I guess. We can't hear it, but Discord
has like audio and everything, and I don't think
OBS does, so... OBS does not. It can 100 % hear
it. So he still takes 2d8 fire damage, but it
doesn't drop the item. 2d8, roll. 7. 7? Yeah.
Alright. And then... And then... I am going...
Oh god, this is going to be a lot of... Oh god,
I'm running out of spell slots so fast. I'm going
to healing... I'm going to Healing Word Genesis.
I don't know if he just went AFK, but five. Five?
Okay. Alrighty. Then I want to use my movement
to stand in front of Ivory. In front of Ivory?
You are. Alright. Anything else? Um, no. Stand
in my turn. Alright. He is going to... Alright,
so I'm gonna... Whenever he says a riddle for
something, like... If you guys get the riddle
correctly, first try, it is a success. If you
guys fail it, it is a fail. Oh, he's a riddler.
Okay. He's the Inquisitor. He is going to look
at... He's going to look at the two of you guys.
And Ivory and Mal. What word this force unravels
deceit and leaves no peace. place for lies or
retreat. I didn't even hear the first few words
he said. What wordless force unravels deceit
and leaves no place for lies to retreat? What
word... What wordless force... The two of you
can work together. Can I fight? He's asking what
action forces you not to law. So, like, a threat
or... Not a threat. Well, I mean, it could be
a threat. I mean, it has to be a force. So, like,
an action that's forceful. I'm assuming I can't.
You cannot. You're too far from them. You're,
like, 20 feet. I'm 10 feet. Well, he wasn't directly
up against you. I'd say 15. I'll say 15. I'll
be kind. He was in Ivory's face, and then I ran
up, and then I hit him back. Well, he stretched
to Ivory's face. Oh, okay. He's elastic. So me
and him are both 15 feet away from him? Yeah.
I'm going to say he can't use his elastic stretch
during the battle. It's just for the flavor.
Okay. Worthless force causes you not to lie.
Oh, gosh. Um... I'll let you guys phone a friend,
and I'll let Perp give you a hint if he has any
thoughts. Perp, do you think... It's a glove.
It's a glove. It's a glove. It's a glove. What
wordless force leaves no room for lies? What
wordless force unravels deceit and leaves no
place for lies to retreat? Honesty, truth. I
mean, those are some answers, but it's not an
action or anything. It's like a wordless force.
Thing is, I feel like honesty and truth are,
by definition, not wordless. So, trust, maybe?
Yeah, maybe. Trust is a wordless word. You wordlessly
trust people, and it leaves no room for deceit,
because if you trust someone, if you truly trust
someone, then they can't lie to you. That's no
point of trust. Full honesty. Yeah, but if it
was Genesis, he'd just glare at him and just
give the answer immediately. Yeah, Jesse can't
answer this part of the phone again. Oh, hi,
Ferb. This is the truth or trust? I like trust.
I also like trust. I like you. He's going to
look at you. He's going to grab the horn on his
head, pick it up, and he's going to hit himself
as if a judge hitting the thing and put it back.
He's going to look at you. His eyes glow red.
Silence. As he casts silence upon you guys. Hacker.
That was the answer. The answer was silence.
Oh, there's spells? They're not gonna all necessarily
be spells, but they will hint towards whatever
action he's doing. Terrible, terrible riddle,
man. Silence leaves plenty of room for lies in
the sea. Well... I can write something down.
I can be like, I love men, and then show someone
a page. It's silent doesn't mean it's the truth.
I mean, hey, it is a wordless force. It is a
wordless force. Yeah, but it has to fit the whole
rhythm, not part of it. I'm not genuinely critiquing
your riddle. I'm being petty and joking. I did
like that riddle, though. That was pretty nice.
I like this boss. All right, then that's his
action. Yeah, that's the end of his turn. He
cast Silence on you guys, so any spells with
the, I think it's verbal component will no longer
work as long as you are in that 20 -foot area.
All right, I'm going to hit him. All right, roll
to hit. My turn, right? Yep. All right. What
did I do last time? That's my bonus action. Healing
word. Healing word, yeah. Okay, so I don't have
a consistent bonus action, so I'm just going
to hit him again. That was a 27! Yay! 27 would
in fact hit. That is going to be 10 slashing
damage combined with 6 force damage. I need him
to roll a strength save. A strength save? Yeah.
Oh, nat 1. Okay. Another 10 feet. Alright. I'm
going to do an additional 3 fire damage. Alright.
And then... I'm going to place a seal on him.
I need him to roll me a concentration saving
throw. Nat 20. Nat 20? God. Okay. Yeah, DC was
down. Alright, I'm gonna hit him again. Alright.
25! Alright. That's gonna be 14 slashing. Right?
14? 14 slashing. Alright. And then, an additional
8 necrotic. And he needs to roll another tonsil.
constitution thing. Fifteen. Fuck. Yep, he succeeds
on that. That is my turn. Alrighty. Ivory? Can
I... One second, I gotta check for that really
quick. Um... Okay. Um... Can I... Ice Knife him?
Ice Knife? Yeah. Yeah. I love Ice Knife. I actually
have to... Let me check. Is Ice Knife a vocal
component? Ice Knife? It is somatic and material,
so no. It is not vocal? Yay! Oh... Oh my fucking
god, I rolled a nat 10. Oh no. I mean, not a
nat 10. I rolled a 10. I lied. I don't know why
I said nat 10. I rolled a 4. That's a 6. I'm
a dumbass. And then, bardic inspiration is a
vocal component, right? I don't think it's necessarily
a vocal component. Okay. Can I bardic inspiration?
Let me double check that. Oh, because I'm on
the wrong character sheet. Okay. Let's see. Bardic
Inspiration... No, it's not vocal. Yeah, you
can see it. It's either see or hear you. Oh!
Oh, so can I... Oh wait, I didn't mean to roll
that. I meant to press on that. Can I... Bardic
Inspiration Generation? Who? Generation. Who?
I genuinely thought you were talking about an
ability. I had no idea what the fuck you meant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can. My partner inspiration,
um, the generation. Who? And generation. Who?
Generation. Who? Generation. Yeah. Okay. Genesis
now has party inspiration. Inspiration. Inspiration.
What's with the... ...toilet jokes? The toilet
humor? Anyways, Prif, your turn. Er, no, no,
no, Oz, your turn. My bad. Oh, yay, yay, yay.
Um... I'm assuming nobody's hurt because he cast
silence. Um, I'm gonna catapult. It's not...
I need him to roll me a dex. Catapult? Yes. Uh,
what am I rolling? Dex? Yes. Six. Yes, it hits!
Alright, what does that do? Big damage, big damage,
big damage. Clonk. I'm hoping... You said there's
a bunch of, like, items in the floor. I'm unlikely
throwing a chair at him. Yeah, I'll say that
there's, like, a crate or a chair or something.
How much? Um, 23. 23? Alrighty. You guys are
doing pretty good. And then as I'm going to use
my movement to walk out of the silence. Because
it's 20 feet wide, right? Yep. So it's like 10
feet in front, 10 feet behind. Because you're
directly in the middle. You put it right where
you are. Oh, then I'll go. He is 20 feet ahead
of where you guys were standing. If the silence
cuts off at 10 feet, that means you can go forward
10 feet. Still be 10 feet away from him, but
still be able to cast a spell. Yeah, sure. I'll
go in front then. Because I'm a shielder. I want
to shield Ivory. Alrighty. Is that the end of
your turn? Yes. Yes. Alright. He is going to
kneel down and look at Genesis in the eyes. Born
of light, I fall in wrath. What burns the soul
but casts no path? I have no idea and I don't
fucking care. He looks at you. Answer my riddle.
No. Radiance. As he shoves his greatsword through
your chest. Let me roll to hit. He what? Sorry?
He shoves his greatsword through your chest.
You mean he slashes me? Yes. You mean he doesn't
just kill me, right? He doesn't just kill me,
right? I don't think so. Does a 19 hit your AC?
Yeah. Alright. He just one -shots me. I get fucking
stabbed to death. I'm dead forever. Oh, I don't
have all the dice out ready for this. Wait. Okay.
Oh, my d8s. What the heck? Sorry. Uh, 15 damage
as he, uh, uh, like... 7 of that is radiant as
he... Divine smites and stabs you with his blade.
And then that is the end of his turn. I look
at him and I go, got anything better than that?
And then I stab him. I rolled a hit. Wait, did
I? My turn to die. I did. I did. I did. Wait,
did I? I did? Okay. I'm gonna stab him. 18. That's
gonna be 12 slash an image. 12? Alright. Got
that. Then, in addition to 12 slash an image,
I'm gonna place a seal on him. I got that. Yeah.
Then, in addition, I'm gonna hit him again. Alright,
roll the hit. Oh, I think I put one of the wrong
dice in the bag. Dang it. Yeah. 23 to hit. 23,
that hits. 14 damage. 14, that works. And you
know what? I'm gonna place another seal on it.
Wait, no, that's not my turn. I'm gonna activate
my seal for an additional 10 fire damage. 10
fire? Alright. Now that's my turn. Alright. Reminder,
Oz, that if you still happen to be concentrating
on that heat metal as a bonus action, you can
activate it every turn. And that's it. I'm done.
Oz? No, Ivory, it is your turn. Uh... glow stick
glow stick um i did um that has a verbal component
you are still in the silence oh wait wait wait
wait you might be saved you are not saved uh
yeah you're still in the circle so either way
it doesn't work unless you want to run out of
the circle Okay. It has a verbal component. Oh.
Dang it. No glowstone. Um... Can I... Earth...
Oh, wait. How many feet away is he? Uh, he would
be... 20. 20 feet away from you. That won't work
either. What? You can walk forward. I don't want
to walk forward. I'm too lazy. Okay. Okay. Not
too much effort. yeah yeah i want to walk forward
a little bit what earth tremor hit because an
earth tremor within that range oh the area is
10 foot wait the range slash area is 10 feet
oh yeah it's like give me a second guys i'll
be right back Lego Batman, Lego Batman, Lego
Batman, Lego Batman, Lego Batman... Thank you
for watching! lego batman lego batman lego batman
Let's go Batman. I can't wait for Nova to see
this recording. I can't wait for this to go to
the video. Just us and Lego Batman. And then
for a brief intermission and back to our players.
Lego Batman. Lego Batman. Lego Batman. Lego Batman.
I'm eating a donut right now. What? I'm eating
a donut right now. You're eating a donut right
now? Do you think it'll be AFK long enough for
me to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich? Absolutely.
Okay. I'll take it. If not, then we'll stall
him. Okay. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't
know. I don't know what I'm doing. I really want
a peanut butter jelly sandwich. You know? Oh,
wait. I forgot. Um... Earlier, if my... Since
my iPhone is missed... Your ice knife did not
get casted, remember? Oh, yeah. Wait. Because
you were still in the silence, right? No, ice
knife does get casted. It dismissed. No, it was
silenced. No, ice knife, I think... Starwisp
was the thing that was... Starwisp was the one
that was vocal that I tried to use. I used ice
knife before he casted silence. also earlier
I was I didn't I forgot but hit or miss the shot
then explodes the target and each creature within
five feet of it must succeed on the dexterity
simic though or take 2d6 cold damage why would
you do this to me well it's too late to also
I don't think you were next to him earlier when
I casted it no I was I at the very beginning
of the game I pushed him back and then moved
up against him so are you doing this now or I
think we should just make up for it. I think
we should just do it to make up for it. I was
just gonna... We didn't do it, but then I'm not
gonna make it happen now. Yeah, I just wanna
let you know. I forgot about it. I hope whoever's
listening to this, I hope that I get bashed because
of it, and I hope I get called, like, a really
bad person. Why would someone do that? Because
I think it's funny. I hope I get killed. You.
Alright. I hope you get a pipe on. Uh, anyways.
Can't wait for one of our friends to comment
on this video. Uh, he's gonna look at Genesis.
They're doing what on the video? He's gonna look
at Genesis. I cleave without hate. I strike without
sin. My justice is final. Where do you begin?
This one's not a riddle. It was just a question.
As he, yet again, uh stabs you does a 15 hit
your ac you know what it does take eight damage
okay uh and he's gonna He's gonna look at you.
His eyes are gonna glow red. I know who you are.
And that's the end of his turn. Soak my dick,
bitch! And I'm gonna hit him. He thrusts violently
and kills him. He's doing what? No, no, you.
Genesis is. Oh, oh, yes. I thought it was something
I didn't like. So as he's wept down... Oh, he's
no longer wept down. Gonna hit him. He is, no?
No. It's like, I think it's until the end of
his next turn. Oh yeah, no. His next turn. Yes.
But... I wrote the ability, I don't know it though.
I will be hitting him. Hitting him. Hitting him
hard. I will be hitting him hard. Actually, no
I'm not. You guys are going to hit him hard.
Devastator. All three of us can make a weapon
attack. A singular weapon attack. Or a cantrip
spell. Damage dealing cantrip, specifically.
I'm going to tell you guys now, he does look
really low. Right, right. And I'm going to use
a bonus action to place a seal on him. So, I'm
going to make my attack first. You guys can attack
after me. That is a 23 to hit. That is 16 slashing.
5 fire. And then 1 force. And he gets pushed
10 feet again. Strength save. Strength save to
see if he gets pushed. Alright. I defailed. Alright,
he gets pushed on feet again. And then, that
is my turn. Both of you guys make one weapon
attack or damage dealing cantrip. 17 to hit.
That hits. Yay. 8 damage. 8? Alright. Does he
die? Uh, do you want to roll yours? I don't have
a cantrip that I could use. You can weapon attack.
Does it include talking? Ah, fine. Well, you're
out of the movie out of the silence. You're out
of the silence. Oh, wait. You have Starry Wisp.
Wait, we were... Oh! I didn't know that. I'm
stupid as shit, then. You said that you moved
out. Also, technically, I think I have to roll
Concentration to make sure... That's a seven
hit. Oh, yeah, it ends anyways. Uh, seven...
No. Are you sure? kind of sure uh but he is um
he does drop uh to uh zero hp as you hear his
he says i'm sorry if you guys don't enjoy this
part uh but he says you think me broken you think
me slain i went pirate there for a second You
think me broken, you think me slain, but what
must fall must rise again. It's another riddle.
Can I take a sword? Technically, our turns. Didn't
we end on Genesis' turn, so how is he doing this?
He says, the sun, and then you see his body disintegrate
into a black and gold mist. That is the end of
initiative. You guys defeated your very first
real Mathis soldier. T -Bag on his body. It's
gone. Easy, easy, easy. I T -Bag on his ashes.
Can I get an urn? His ashes floated away. I want
to catch them. Catch them like butterflies? Yeah.
I mean, we're in an enclosed room, right? Don't
let the ashes leave. You're not escaping this,
bitch. I want to cast Spare the Dying and Resurrect.
Not how that spell works. Not how that spell
works. You don't even have it. I do have Spare
the Dying. Do you? Yeah! Oh. I wanna spare him.
She's a creature within range that has 0 cap
points and isn't dead. The creature becomes stable.
It just - it's to prevent death saves. Alright,
anything else that - Uh, can I cast command?
Uh, command him to come back to life? Can I cast
command on his ashes to tell them to stop? Yes,
sure. Everyone points up their hand and says,
STOP IT! To a bunch of ashes. Alright, what would
you guys like to do? Stop running away! Yeah,
I cast Command. Uh, what's up, 714? This is gonna
work. Nat 20. I cast Command again. That's the
only reason that didn't work. I cast Command
again. I give you Guidance. What? I don't know,
I can't. I'm gonna give the Ash his Guidance.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, am I rolling for each
individual Ash? Are you sure? Okay, so 17, not
20. 15. 16. Or no, that was 19. I read it upside
down. 15 again. 2. 13. 3. 14. 11. 3. 4. 14. 17.
5 hours later. Wait. How many ashes does a body
make? Four and six pounds. So let's say five.
I'll say he weighs six. How much does a singular
ash weigh? it's basically zero that helps really
close to it equivalent to three bags of sugar
so how many grains of sugar are there in one
like about how many grains of sugar in one okay
this is the stupidest fucking session ever. I've
realized the reason why we take so long on sessions.
400 ,000 grains, and there's four of those bags.
Okay, so I have to roll 100, no, 1 ,600 ,000
die. So can we just say that I, like, it all
works out for me in the end, and I get all of
the edges. Let's check average dice calculator.
ThisManyD20, analyze. It broke the website. So
I won, basically. It froze. It completely froze,
yeah. Alright, what would you guys like to do?
So does the Ashist stop? I'll say you caught
like a third of them. This is awesome. You have
one bag of sugar of just this guy's ashes. Holy
shit. This is awesome. I wrapped him up in a
baby blanket. Okay, now what? And I steal his
sword. Does his sword also go to ashes? Is his
sword a part of his body? I will say that his
sword... dropped. Generational debt should take
the sword. Who? Generational debt. Who? Generational
debt. Who? A guy walks in, his name is generational
debt. He takes the sword and leaves. Perp, do
you want to take it? It is a great sword. I suppose.
Alright, I'll give you the sword's information
after session. Do you think it talks? It tells
riddles? It's me, the sword! What the fuck was
that? I will kill you if you pitch me here another
sentient weapon. It's me! Can I eat my own sword?
He chokes it up. You see, um... Genesis is fighting
with himself not to light out some candles. And
he's just jumping out a sword. I want to burn
the cats. I want to burn the sword. I want to
burn the metal. Alright, guys. What do you guys
want to do? Did he drop anything else? Nope.
I want to go upstairs. Okay. With my ashes. I
go back upstairs. Alright, you guys go back upstairs.
And you see that this place is... pristine. It
is beautiful. It is completely fixed. Whoa. The
curse has been broken. Shut up. The day is saved.
It's just like in Baldur's Gate when you come
out of the other dark having fixed it and everything
goes back to normal. Wow, this makes so much
sense. It's all adding up. Can I be pleased,
Bill? No. Can I be Halcyon? No. Can I be Trauma?
Can you guys shut up? Sorry. The guy's gonna
look at you. The guy that I remember the name
of. No one took the notes of his name, did you?
Did he even say his name? He just kinda said
there was a dude in his basement. Yeah, he did.
Kill yourself. It was Mark. Kayleer. Kayleer.
Kayleer, yes. Did you guys kill it? Yeah. No.
He was after me because I was a guy who did some
bad things. But thank you. Thank you. Money.
Money? all right he hands everyone 60 gold pieces
awesome um um so you guys said something about
rebelling against the rebellion rebel rebellion
the rebellion rebellion yes were you guys serious
about that yeah Mal and Genesis? Yeah. Genesis
isn't going to say anything. They're taking the
lead on this. He's going to let Ivory talk. So,
there is a thing in D &D. What's it called? I
mean, I can't remember what they're called. What
do you think? Can you explain? I'm absolutely
blinking. Can you explain what it is? Um... Wait,
wait, wait, wait. Okay, bye. Like, uh... Bastions,
bastions. They're bastions in D &D. This man
is going to look at you. If you guys want somewhere
to stay, somewhere to build, somewhere to, you
know, live, I will be glad. to join you guys
and let you stay in this tavern. Actually, I
gotta think about this. Because, on one hand,
it would be useful, right? But, like, on the
other hand, We've met multiple people and there's
multiple places to shop at the sewers. If you
do take his offer, you are able to, there is
easy access to the sewers from here. And there's
also, you are able to, this tavern is not the
bastion. The entire of what I call it, Emberfell?
Emberfell? That would be your bastion. Oh wait,
that's awesome. Wait. So you guys can rebuild
this once, um, once Beautiful City. You could
rebuild it as, um, your own sanctuary. Emberrest,
Emberrest. Emberrest. We can rebuild Emberrest.
Um, but Mara, Mara, will never be able to rebuild
her family. What a fucking loser. Anyways, I
think that's interesting, yeah. I think I'd agree
to that, but I don't know about you guys. Do
you guys agree? It sounds like a good offer.
I mean, if we're still not allowed to go back
to the sewers to trade, then yeah. Genesis. I
think that wherever we go, it has to be away
from Mara and this place is decent. Maybe we
can fix this ruins unlike Mara who will never
be able to fix it. Guys! Okay. So you guys all
take yes? Say yes? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree.
No, but realistically aside from the bit, I do
not think we should do this. Aww. We have zero
reason to trust this guy. There's direct access
to the sewers, so if they get found, we get found.
I'm down with being here temporarily, especially
because, like, for a short time, but I think
we have to have a serious discussion about whether
we want to ally ourselves with this guy eventually.
But I'm down with being here for now. Okay, genealogist.
I'll let you guys think. on the whole this being
base of operations thing. And we are going to
end the session here. I will send more details
about if you guys want to claim this as a bastion
as your base of operations in announcements.
So you guys just keep a lookout for that. And
this will be the end of the session. I hope you
guys all enjoyed it. I know it wasn't as... I
don't know if it... I don't think it was as good
as the last sessions. But I'm also on a time
crunch. And I woke up an hour before session.
So I apologize. But I hope you guys had fun.
What? I'll kill you. I had fun. Good. I liked...
We jumped around a lot. i thought it was fun
i had a great time i wanted this one to be less
serious um that's why i added the inquisitor
i also he's fun i like him i like him a lot uh
but i'm gonna end session here so uh goodbye
goodbye goodbye