The message was delivered. The spark survives.
But sparks in old wood only means one thing.
Fire is coming. The city doesn't sleep tonight.
Not really. Doors are barred tighter. Guards
walk heavier and above it all. The crown appears
down from its tower. Its golden tower. For the
first time in years. Tasting the smoke on the
air. Somewhere in the alleyways, a name was spoken.
Yours. Now, eyes are turning, whispers follow
your steps. The walls are listening, and the
streets remember. The rebellion hasn't risen
yet, but the city is already bleeding. So, keep
your voices low, keep your blades close, and
trust no one too long in the light. This is session
two. Smoke in the walls. Alrighty last session
you guys saved Tarn was that his name Tarn? I
can't remember his name for the life of me He
wasn't supposed to keep he wasn't supposed to
stay around his name is Talon T -A -L -E -N it's
technically Talon but like I didn't like Talon
or no Talon P -T -A -L -O -N I don't know, but
it's Talon you guys guys Woke it up You guys
okay, so you helped Talon you helped him get
to You helped him get to where he needed to be
and then you found out how to get to where you
are now You guys are in these sewers you guys
have a tent that is somehow multi -roomed and
It's been I'm gonna say I'm gonna change it.
Yes, not yesterday last week. I said it was gonna
be like two days It's been a whole week a Week
of waiting for answers. You've heard a little
whispers from other people just About like what's
happening above? What's going on? You've heard
that? Since you guys did your mission there has
been other How do I say there's been other missions
that have gone on not as not as important but
Word has been spread. There have been more people
joining the rebellion. There's been more people
found and You've also heard that Well, no, you
didn't hear but you found a newspaper from a
random salesman who joined the rebellion He wrote
a newspaper about the wrongdoings of Mathis in
that Mathis has recently invaded a city South
south of like the main country of Mathis and
They you know took over a couple towns along
the ocean and they've started pushing into the
sea And you guys Wake up today you guys wake
up on this beautiful day in the sewer It's actually
really nice down here a little cold a little
chilly, but what can you expect during the sewers?
Talon, or Talon, he is, you know, in the center
of the room at a little, like a little campfire
stove type beat. He's making everyone breakfast.
If you guys wanna all wake up now, you can. If
you guys wanna wait a little bit, feel free to
wait. I would like to wake up personally. You
wake up? Of course. You what? I'll wake up too.
That's two for three? Genesis doesn't sleep.
He's just been standing there? He's too strong
for that. That doesn't affect him. Oh. Okay.
What does he do when he's dead? Is he just clear?
No, he's sleeping. He just, like, wakes up before
you do, and he's just glaring. Also, I've noticed
that occasionally I go randomly transparent.
Yeah, I just noticed that as well. Yeah, I just
did it. That's awesome. Holy shit, it's like
the reincarnation of, like, Baby Jesus or something.
Talon actually looks at you, um, do you know?
He looks at, uh, what is your name, Ivory? Um,
yeah. Hey, who's Jesus? Did you, did you create
him for Narnia as well? Just like Spanish? Oh,
of course. Uh, in, in the... It's crazy. ...bibble
or whatever. The, the bibble? Like, is that the
book that Narnia's in? Uh, yeah. okay and then
he walks around gives everyone a plate of eggs
some bacon and then there's this weird slop that
it doesn't look safe to eat but he puts it on
the plate anyways and expects you all to eat
it i have full faith i eat it he gives uh he
gives all of you guys a cup of juice as well
uh but the only one who gets a straw is genesis
and it's like an obnoxiously large like straw
like long straw You know, just in case you gotta,
you know, put it through the mask hole and drink
it that way, you know? And then he starts waving
his hand in front of your face. I personally
think that's really smart. Yeah, it's just like
just just in case he has to, you know, use the
straw or whatever. Guys, what's this mask for?
have you guys seen under it like i don't know
how long have you guys known each other before
us uh you guys meeting me uh like a day now a
day so like you met the day of or uh the day
before we met yesterday It's been a week. It's
been a week Yeah, we went like yesterday Yeah,
I Wanted to I wanted to talk to you guys because
I realized that I mean, if I'm gonna stick around
with you guys, and we're gonna be together, and
we're gonna be a team, and I'm gonna travel with
you guys... No, I'll probably stay here while
you guys travel. I'll keep up the... I'll keep
it up. But if we're gonna be a team, you know,
we gotta get to know each other, right? Of course.
Yeah. Rock. Um... I just wanted to ask you guys,
like... That's 10 offensive terms in there. You
just said that they're kind I I wanted to ask
um I'm what what keeps you guys going in the
rebellion? Because I mean I've not been in the
rebellion as long as you guys but like I'm You
know I'm just a courier like you guys have been
in the rebellion for a bit like I haven't and
it's like I don't I've already thought about
leaving. What keeps you guys in? And what keeps
you going? What's your drive? Your motivation?
Personally, I... I'm in the rebellion because
it allows me to save others. It also kind of
keeps me going, you know? Like, moving. I think
that's very important. What about you two? I'm
mostly fighting for my town. I heard the king
want to conquer it. I quit my job as a bartender
and came here. And you, big guy, that I don't
know the name of? Genesis glares. Do you have
an answer? What keeps you in the rebellion? After
a moment, uh... For the first time he's gonna
say a sentence guys. He's gonna say more than
one word Okay consecutively He says the war has
already caused so many people their families
If I can stop more of that from happening any
Lake looks towards you guys I'll keep fighting
till I'm dead and then Goes back to being silent.
As, um, Talon is shoving some of the slop in
his mouth, eating it. Well, that's really, that's
like a really, like, emotional, deep response.
I didn't expect a big answer from you like that.
It's crazy. Guess what he does. Uh, does he,
does he glare? How did I guess that, guys? It's
so crazy. Well, that's really nice to know. It's
nice to just talk about that for a while, you
know? There's like a little... Little conversations
like that, you know? It just helps build the
group up, and it helps us, like, you know, connect,
you know? Maybe one day we'll be a big happy
family, you know? We should make friendship bracelets.
Yeah, you're so right. Oh Well, actually I don't
think we'll have time I got a note a Letter for
you guys actually, um, it's from Mara Mara Mara
Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara
Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mara Mar It says
escort inbound And it says the name his name
is Varun and then that we trust him and then
it has a map of So if you guys look at the screen
check you guys look at them you guys now officially
have I can do it The map of the Empire of Mapus
We now know the shape of it Your guys's map has
more like detail like it has where cities are
it's just hard to get that onto the stream map.
Yours also unfolds and has a map of the city
and it has a couple question marks written in
red with like arrows different routes different
areas to go and it has like a list of like ways
that you guys can go about it. And, um, uh, Talon
is like, I don't know, he's just - he's just
watching, uh, as you guys... take in the information,
I don't know. He's not doing anything of importance
at this current moment. I eat the slob. Food.
Side look at the map. Yeah. I spilled a little
orange juice on it. Only a little bit. There's
a droplet. Um - It says that it's at a warehouse.
Which... I think should be... He walks out of
the tent. He points at a random set of ladders.
It should be right up there. And it's like all
the way down the sewer. What's a warehouse? Are
you stupid? What do you mean? They like store
things there. How do you not know where a warehouse
is? Man, he keeps asking me questions, so I'll
be like, what if I ask a question and then I
get called stupid? I don't think this is fair.
Well, you - you're making things up. Like, mine's
like a - I'm not - I'm not making anything up!
What do you mean? This is all real! Are you tripping?
Oh, my brain! No! Are you sure? I don't think
I want to make friendship bracelets anymore.
No, I'm sorry. It's just like - a warehouse is
like a - it's like these store things in there
it's like really like important you know? oh
you're so smart thank you thank you I know um
but if you guys uh wanna head out now you can
if you guys wanna wait you can too it's up to
you guys I wanna go! Alrighty, have fun! Yeah,
I'm gonna go too. You see, as you two decide
to leave, um, Talon kinda just sits there. He
glares, in fact. Fuck! Are you not gonna join
us for this? No. I... I hope you enjoy your breakfast.
Thanks. I guess. Of course. Um... What about
the big, angry, scary man with the sword? Big
guy? You ready for this one? He's gonna glare
at you. Holy shit! I didn't think he'd do that!
This is a big moment, I didn't expect him to
glare like that. This is a heart -wrenching moment,
this is a time in history! Okay, I wanna leave.
Alright, so are you all leaving? Yeah. Alright.
Depends on your definition of leaving. Exiting
and going up to the surface. Yeah, yeah, I'm
gonna do that. Okay, so... You guys go over to
the ladder that you pointed to. You go up it
and it's the wrong ladder and you're in the police
station. So you climb back down and you go to
the ladder next to it. You go up it and you're
in the middle of the merchants district. You
see a kind of crumbled warehouse in the middle,
which you can assume that is where you're going.
Hopefully you can assume that. You all have insight.
It's it's like half collapse and it looks like
there's been some uh Controlled explosions that
I've been there. I have full faith 100 % We got
this I would say did I trust it? Wait, I would
nothing would bad whatever happened So are you
are you two walking in? Hell yeah Depends on
your definition of walk again My god Yeah No,
no, okay, hold on Listen to this listen to this
buddy right leg left leg. Oh, no right leg left
leg right leg right leg Right leg left leg right
leg left leg left leg there Gotta swap it up
a little bit So you started hopping No legs I'm
on the floor. Okay, um, so you walk in and it
looks nicer on the inside where you are than
the outside. The outside looks destroyed. The
inside looks nicer. And you see behind a box,
you can just barely see, you see what looks like
an Aquari, a Phalassari hiding. Big guy! He hides
more, so you don't see him. Oh! He's just mewing
an inch to the left. I thought someone was there!
Because we have something really important to
do! With a person that doesn't have anything
to hold to at all! Like an escort? Are you guys
part of the Rebellion? He scurries out he looks
he looks like he could only be about the age
of like 10 to 11 Took you long enough this place
smells it smells like someone failed to cook
the seaweed It's horrid He looks he looks pretty
young he looks his skin seems to be glowing faintly
like you know like seagulls And his eyes are,
are, uh, they look sharp. His skin is like a
light blue. And he, uh, he's covered in not only,
uh, soot and ashes, he's covered in blood as
well. Took you guys long enough. I don't care,
I don't care who you guys are. But these maps,
and then he throws a lot of maps on the floor,
they cannot, we can't, we can't let the crown
get these. My parents said... before they were
taken from me. But we gotta - we gotta go! We
gotta go! They're gonna kill me! Uh, of - of
course! Um, wh - where are we escorting you to?
Um - Exactly - I - okay. They - they want me
to get to, uh, they said Canal Gate 5C, which
is the opposite end of the city. But they said
that it's - there's three ways to get there.
Well two ways to get there, but one way to get
there without anyone seeing us, but that one's
like a lot more dangerous There's the first route
which is faster And there's more guards there
I'm pretty sure or we can go down and we can
go through a tunnel that was flooded but there's
like a lot of refugees hiding down there that
haven't gotten caught yet or The fun one that
I feel like we shouldn't do because it's really
dangerous blow this place up even though there's
all the rebel supplies in here and you know that
can be a distraction and then we get all the
mathis guys over here and then we just run um
so our job is to escort this guy and on an escort
mission he's like let's blow all of our supplies
up kill a bunch of guards like what the fuck
yeah um he's like 10 we can just run and have
to fight guards you can go through the tunnel
and probably leave some guards down there but
we can get out really fast and with no issue
or blow this place up have fireworks and run
while the guards are distracted and then not
have to fight any guards oh i see what's happening
here it's about whether our group has morals
or not we can either take the easy way by using
the refugees as a distraction so that the guards
don't follow us and ensure the safety of the
escort mission and the rebellion or we take the
front and go right through the guards possibly
causing a fight or we blow everything up but
that's like that's i mean option one sounds the
most doable Instead of leading them to the refugees,
why not just take them ourselves? Yeah, that'd
be nice. I guess. Yeah, we could do that. I think
he's Clarus. Fuck. Whoa. He's just standing there,
menacingly. So, are we going the boring route?
Listen you're like ten dude. Yeah, I'm gonna
die I Watched my parents get cut up and murdered
He grabs all the maps and put him in a little
cute little backpack Alright, so I don't know
how to get there. I think we just go outside
and we just go That's a that's a great idea.
I think we should do that Go You have like a
disguise or? Yeah, he reaches into his backpack
and he grabs out a Like a cloak and he puts over
him. This was my big brothers before they got
him. Anyways, um Let's go Yeah, let's go All
right, Genesis is gonna take the lead All right.
All right. Where where is he leading? out Okay,
so as you're as you're running the kid is like
he's behind Genesis We can go that way you know
that way you listen to the kid or no Yeah, I'm
just blind our job is to escort him. I'm just
gonna go wherever he tells me to okay um So as
you as you walk through the streets rain begins
to fall and the area around you starts to glow
with the torch lights, the light shedding from
the torches on the buildings, on the streets,
and the puddles are reflecting the houses, the
buildings, you guys, and you get through a tight
alleyway, sort of, and you see two towers in
the distance, both of which have a royal, like,
Flags hanging and you can assume Actually, no
yeah, no if you assume you assume and you have
you're at a Way where you can go left or right
and the child tells you that it's up to you Genesis
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit a bit of a perception
check if you'd allow me. Oh great one All right,
roll me a perception check 15 What a look at
me. To the right, you see the tower, but behind
the tower, it's similar to that of the clock
tower that you were at last session. Behind the
tower is the gate to exit the city. To the right
more, there is the palace. To the left, it is
not only the one tower, but there's also like,
a barracks type area over there as well. Alright,
did we ever figure out where we're taking this
guy? Uh, yes, you're bringing him to a, um...
He said it earlier, I'm gonna go back up. Gate!
It's like the western fifth gate or something
like that. I think it was Canal Gate 5C, if I'm
not mistaken. Oh, right. You said there was a
gate to the right of me. Would I know? There's
a gate on both sides. Oh shit. Guys. We didn't
bring the map. You know? No Talon's map. Oh wait,
you said the map was a lot more detailed than
the one we had, right? The map that Talon had,
yes. But did you get - I mean, I assume that
he gave it to you guys. Yeah, could I consult
that? Uh... You look at it, and there are...
Both the g - So, if you... Roll me a... Survival...
Check. None. So as you're looking at the map,
you could tell that there is a general area of
where you are. And you don't know which way you
are facing. You cannot determine that. You do
not have a compass. You do not have anything
that would signify where you are facing. And
you see that there are three separate gates in
the kingdom labeled 5C. There are three gates
called 5C? Yeah. Did he say the western one?
Want no he just I'm pretty sure yeah, he just
said canal gate 5c there are three gates named
5c one of them is canal one two of them are canal
they connect and then there is One of which which
is a different gate type of gate entirely. It's
not to a canal or anything I think he said canal
I've seen I have to go back all right. It's like
it's a canal So I failed the survival check so
I don't know where we are on the map But if I
know where canal gate 5c canal route 5c I'm gonna,
I'm gonna head towards, uh, like the right side,
like where the gate and the castle and stuff
was, and see if I can find any markers that,
like, other mocha towers, you know, I don't know.
Um, just like anything that'll tell me where
I am. So you guys go to the right? It's where
I would head if I'm leading group, yeah. Alright,
so. Oh. I mean, wasn't, isn't the palace to,
like, our left? Can't we use that? The palace
is to your right. I don't know. guys in there
that you could you guys could buy supplies from
and also like they might be able to give you
some information and he points to a building
with a bakery sun it's a great idea so smart
i want to go let's get that bread that dough
let's go you guys you guys get to said shop and
you see you see A man. Man! Hello! Hello! How
are you guys today? Today. I'm good, how are
you? Today. You know, it's been a long day of
work and I'm just chilling here and you know,
not too much has happened today. Oh, that must
be great actually. Wait. Who's the little cloaked
fella? He's my little brother, he's my best buddy.
Your little brother? Aw, hello little buddy,
what is your name? Varen doesn't talk. Hello
little buddy, don't be shy, it is just me, little
old me, my name is Gar. Genesis steps in front
of the little guy and this guy, defensively.
Hi big guy! But he doesn't say anything or move.
Your old man looks really well made, big guy.
Where'd you get it from? Looks familiar, in the
little... You know a smith back in the day who
made really cool armor not that cool, but You
got some pretty your blade also pretty cool He's
going to glare wordlessly Glare and then uh,
he's gonna place a couple of gold coins three
gold coins on the counter and he's gonna say
I need information about the Empire. Rebellion
folk? Iglairs. And knots. I'll take that. Okay.
Are you guys on the little escort mission? Yeah.
Okay. I don't know much about what the kingdom
is doing. But every once in a while, a good couple
of soldiers come in. A couple of generals. Brinn
guy has come in a couple times, you know, a lot
from here, but never, no, he doesn't ever say
a word, but there was once where, um, what was
his name? I have to go back in my notes really
quick and look for his name. There's a, uh, a
soldier who is part of a little group, little
group of soldiers, and their name, ah, they're,
uh, an accountant of sorts. Um, Idris? um she
um she came in once um general general interest
and uh she uh she had the paper um she dropped
it on the floor while paying for her goods she
bought a couple of alcohols which was really
weird because she doesn't usually buy that she
must have been celebrating but she um she uh
dropped one of her papers and it was talking
about uh plans plans for uh the rebellion Whenever
the rebellion does, you know spark up because
they're planning for that Whenever they uh Get
you know Whenever they I don't know what the
plan was but there was um There's a plan that
they were planning on doing in the couple weeks
and there was no not a couple weeks. It might
be a month I don't know. I don't know dates.
What date is it? I don't know, but they're they're
preparing for when a rebellion comes up and I
have to get comfortable because I'm sitting uncomfortably.
Give me one second. And they're planning for
the rebellion. Whenever the rebellion comes out,
they're planning on going through and, you know,
finding a lot of them and killing them. And,
um... So... I haven't gotten to tell Mara that.
But that's something that has to be ready. If
you guys can tell her that, I would greatly appreciate
it. um but today today there is a there's they're
all gonna be at the palace because the the king
is giving a speech they're not gonna there's
gonna be some outside obviously there's gonna
be some protecting other places but they're like
the higher generals ones but all the weak ones
are gonna be at the palace and they're gonna
be chilling over there uh yeah listening to the
the the game um and you know there's there's
a little thing that's happening there um if you're
escorting Where do you have to go? What gate?
Now route C5. Oh, 5C. Okay. I don't know a lot,
but I do know that there is a slim chance that
if you go through by the palace over there, there's
a gate, a gate by the palace, behind the big
tower. There will be a couple guards, there will
be a couple guards, but nothing too dangerous,
nothing too big. But there will be a... What's
it called? All the weak guards will be over there,
all in the castle, so there's not gonna be any
other importance that you guys have to fight,
but there will be a couple that will probably
notice you, and if they notice you, then I mean,
you don't have to fight, but it'll be easy. But
if you go by the barracks to that gate, I bet
you guys saw it, there will be a couple generals
over there in the commander of the army. And,
you know, quite the danger. You know? You might
die, you might not. But, that's as much information
as I have. If you guys want to go around and
buy some of the shop, there's a lot of stuff
around that you could buy. There's some magical
stuff, probably, I don't know. They might have
been all bought out. But, it just got flipped
around, you know? Alright, can I buy bread for
the child? Uh, bread, you say? Yeah, I wanna
give the child bread. Uh, there's a lot of ale.
Um... Don't think I need to feed the child. This
is very important. There's fine wine No is oh
There's some clothes There's cheese there's no
bread there's chicken the cheese there's There's
a whole cow two whole cows Two whole cows. Yeah
alive. Oh Oh my god! Can I buy a mule at 50 acres?
Can I buy a mule at 50 acres? Um, there is no
50 acres here. I'm sorry. FIGHT! I'm sorry. That
shit reverberated. You're trying to buy him bread?
I wanna feed the child! Yeah, there's cheese,
there's chicken. It's a chicken alive. No, no,
it's it's cooked Okay, I want to give it to a
child. I want to feed the child. It costs a total
of Three copper Fuck yeah, I'm feeding the child.
Okay, um, so take three copper out of your inventory
You give it to the child and the child eats it
up as if it is literally nothing Oh wait, I have
gold. Can I transfer that? Yeah, how much gold
is copper? Wait, I got this. What the fuck is
copper? Do you mean novas? Is copper a part of
Narnia? Okay, wait. Yeah, if you guys look in
info, the currency copper is novas. So it's just
three novas for the chicken. You want to know
if you want the chicken you got the big three
novus and I'll take that the right time What
a Passover three pieces of what did you say Nova
Nova's Three entire Nova's three Nova's Wow,
I mean that Nova guys a pretty cool guy. Why
would you give him up like that? Real real that's
fire will come in handy You know, the podcast
that I'm making. The spire. Me. The guy. My name
is Gal. Can't remember what I said my name was,
Gal. My name is... My name is... Um... My name
is... My name is, uh, Gad. Dad? No, Gad. G -A
-D. I've really missed you, Dad. No, no, no.
It's been a while. Um... Do you have any, like,
empty cups? Heracalli. Wait, why empty cups?
Just like a... Like, can I buy a cup from you?
Um, I mean, you sure you don't want a potion
or two? I don't have any cups, they're all used.
No, I'm sure, I'm sure. I can give you plants,
I can give you a potion, but I cannot give you
just a cup. He aspires to be a dishwasher. What?
He needs stuff to practice on. To wash dishes.
I need... You know what? You know what? Let me
check. How about the vials? Would vials work?
I think vials would work. I have five vials,
but each vial costs two Solaris. Oh no, the currency's
gonna get me. Oh no. What is Solaris? Each vial.
I have five vials. Each vial is two Solaris.
Oh, two Solaris. Okay, I'm gonna hand him four
gold. I want two of vials. Two vials? Yeah. You
give me four Solaris? Yes. He hands you two vials.
I want to use experimental elixir. I touch an
empty - an empty glass and fill it with a potion.
I'm gonna D6 for this. I made a swiftness potion.
From Minecraft! Um... The drinker's walking speed
increases by 10 feet for an hour. Wait, what?
I - I have - I have some gunpowder if you wanna
make it a splash potion. Guys, guys, I have a
fermented spider eye, will that help? We're gonna
be crafting in here. You're fucking getting a
fermented spider eye that doesn't do shit! Let's
mine and craft! Um, yeah it does. Let's m - First
we mine. Then we craft Let's minecraft Spoilers
for the real spoilers from the bike path movie
real a lot of dialogue used in the bike path
movie and I ban you guys First we get banned
then we add the campaign his fan campaign. Yeah
Anyways, yeah. No, I killed this guy in his family.
Oh, hey Um, Genesis, are you buying anything
yet? I bought the information, that's all I need.
Yeehaw. There is armor and weapons that you can
buy. There's also - okay. How do I - How do I
word this without it sounding messed up? What's
up? yes there's people yes you could yeah you
can buy higher higher things i guess okay um
they're expensive you said there were armor and
weapons right yeah um what normal happens in
that uh what what do you want to look for specifically
genesis is just gonna like Alright, there's a
great axe, a great club, a half plate medium,
a hand crossbow, martial ranged weapon, there's
a medium hide on that. Is there a long sword?
There's a whip? Is there a long sword? There
is not. Is there? Some sort of ranged weapon
Yes, there's a crossbow How much is there like
a price tag on the crossbow it is How much do
you have? 47 bullion how much my 47 bullion is
a bullion what? Bullion doesn't exist I have
47 Bully and... Okay... That would be... 75 Solaris.
Okay, do they have... In this little shop, do
they have any armor? Yeah, no, nothing here is...
Yeah, no, I'm just not gonna buy anything. Okay.
So are you guys leaving? Actually, you have like
a shield. Yes. Broke. Can I buy the shield? Let
me check how much it is. You're broke. I'm actually
not that broke. You're broke. I'm gonna spring
into your ear like a devil on your shoulder.
Uh, shield. That would be, oh, that would be
ten Solaris. I hand him ten Solaris. Thank you.
Have a good day, friends. I hope to see you again.
Uh, yeah, I hope to see you again too. Uh. Fuck.
Man. Woo. Yep. Goodbye. Okay, we leave. Men?
Men! Yup! Men! Two and a half men. Men? Where?
Ivory. I mean, rock guy. So what do you mean
two and a half? Oh. The boy. The child. Anyways,
goodbye! Goodbye. We leave. This is really awkward.
Or I leave. I want to leave with the child, I
want to feed him chicken. There are two wolves
inside of me. And they're both, they're two paths.
Two wolves on two different paths. If I remember
correctly, Nova, we can either fight a bunch
of grunts, or fight some big boys, but either
way will lead us to the gate. Right? Yep. I think
the grunts. There aren't any grunts at the palace
though. Mean, but I would rather fight grunts
near a palace and fight the fucking the guys,
you know Yeah I agree Yeah So you guys you guys
go past the palace is there anything that you
guys like to do I Sneak a whoopee cushion onto
the king's throne So that when he goes to give
his speech it's like really embarrassing and
it sounds like he's farted and everybody thinks
like what the fuck? The speech has already started,
you're late. I sneak in and I... And I get a
kill him. And I put him on the throne. And then
I put him back on the throne. Campaign's over.
You killed the king. Holy shit. Ah, it was just
that easy. Didn't even have to do anything. Ah,
you're right. Goodbye, everyone. Why don't we
just kill the king right now? Do you guys want
to try to assassinate the king? Is that what
happened? Is that what's happening? No. No. Because
unlike you, we're not going to sneak up to the
big final boss on the first session and take
his fucking thing. Hey, I did it successfully.
Hey, big man, are you good with shields? He glares
at you, confused. Did you buy it and then find
out that you can't use it? No, I can use it.
It's just that I'm a spellcaster, so I have no
idea why I would use it. You see a giant shield
on his back. Oh. That he has been using during
combat. I did not get a shield already. Okay,
well then. You remember vividly the last session
where I was like I'm gonna use my turn to drop
my shield on the ground So I can two -hand my
long sword and deal more damage As you guys are
walking you arrive At an area in which I have
to get the description for oh Actually before
you guys leave the shop when you're about to
leave the door uh Varen the child is going to
tap Genesis's uh arm hey big guy Genesis sort
of turns his head towards him and it's hard to
see through the visor but somehow you get the
feeling he's still avoiding looking at this kid
even though his head is like pointed at them
um big guy i have i want like to show you something
i want to show you something okay is that okay
He doesn't respond But he doesn't he doesn't
like leave or anything so He reaches into his
backpack and he grabs a map Does it do any of
you guys have water? Wait, I forgot and then
he just touches his hair a little bit and then
he wipes it on the map Roll on the paper. He
unrolls it wipes it on the paper It looks to
be a map but it plays a vision in Genesis's mind
and Genesis you see wait what the fuck you see
a familiar sight um well you get hit with a sense
of familiarity but you've never been there uh
you see a city underwater shining It looks ancient
and it's covered in like algae and moss, not
moss, but kelp and stuff and you see that it's
coated in like a bioluminescent like like algae
and you see mathish soldiers somehow breathing
under the water slaughtering all the ocean people.
You see blood everywhere. You see dismembered
body parts. You see deceased children even uh
the women the children the men not not the not
the non -binaries and then suddenly then it's
all the non -binaries right after um i i i look
at all the dead men and women and i go whew at
least the non -binary is okay and i the camera
slowly tilts to the right and they're in a fucking
firing line he's right behind me isn't he And
you see a man who you do not recognize, but you
hear a voice that is familiar. You see a guy
who sounds just like the guy that you met the
other way. You do not see his face. You see behind
him. You see behind his head. And you hear him
say, the treaty is broken. The silence is done.
And then the vision ends. Varen is looking at
you and you can sense it even if you're avoiding
him. They ask me why I run and that is why. They
haven't stopped and they won't stop until someone
does something about it. Genesis gets really
stiff and awkward and he like looks over to the
others as like a lifeline and then sort of like
like sighs and he looks down at the kid for the
first time actually looking at this kid and he
places a hand on his head and he says don't worry
we'll protect you thank you and uh then you guys
walk uh you get to an area right before the game
and the rain is still pouring down and there
is a cobblestone alleyway that is fenced off.
Three guards jump over the fence and a dog, there's
a one of the two wolves inside of you has escaped
and it's here. And you hear one of them look
up at you. You guys, all three of you, not the
child. And you hear him, you hear him directed
at you. He screams not screams, but he yells
a certain dialogue You you three we know who
you're harboring we know the fugitive You have
a thalassari and a quarry. I Will give you one
chance to hand it over to me now and I you know
I'll let your little rebellion stay If you don't
hand that if you don't hand the child over you're
all dead Your whole little rebellion. I will
make sure of it. No! Hand over the child! No!
That's a fucking kid! So what if it's a kid?
That is a Thalassari. They are less than. They
are weak and powerless. I don't care how old
it is. It is not a person. It is a monster living
in the ocean. Rock boy, uh, he he walks next
to you and he says um, these people can't be
reasoned with And he He unsheathes his blade
his big fucking big fucking sword He holds it
in front of a big fucking sword or like as he
doesn't he doesn't she kind of just like takes
it off his back and Like holds it in front of
him Are either of you guys gonna say anything
to the guy? There's multiple Nah, if they're
gonna be like this, I don't think they're reason
and whiff I'm attacking too. Genesis whole thing
is silencing the larynx He says that to Ivory
and then he like steps forward in front of the
group Ready for a fight but waiting for one of
them to like say something or start it or whatever
Are either of you guys gonna say anything? Okay,
personally if you're gonna call a child a monster
I feel like You'd be the boss of the situation
would you not with no how yes, no Yeah, that
was crazy. I mean I want to cover the child's
ears. That is what it is It is a dull disgusting
vile creature that plagues this. I think you're
a disgusting vile creature I should kill yourself.
So what? So I think your opinions are wrong.
I think I think you should die. I mean You're
that's mean you're just as bad as him Or it I
mean what Damn he's not really racist. Maybe
he's a good person on the inside. Do you hear
that slip up guys? Sorry, what did everyone roll
give me numbers 20 nine oh six oh uh ivory i
mean obviously it's your turn first hip hip hooray
okay so they're all standing together right yep
a hat a hat everybody's my favorite thing ever
can i use thunder wave because they're like all
grouped together like next to each other or whatever
because they're like a weird super impulsive
yeah yeah i use that Cons cons a 14 DC con all
three after all and the dog Fuck the dog. You're
killing a dog. How dare you? Wait, what's the
DC? I kind of wanted the dog. I really I was
like I'm really excited when you mentioned a
dog Maybe it's a racist only the dog succeeded
The dog succeeded so the right all of them take
nine except the dog who takes what four? Yeah
They push ten feet away. Yeah, I think I think
that's it. I think that's what it would. Oh wait
Never mind. Actually, I don't want to go forwards.
I Don't want to use what about shakes. I feel
like if I go forward since gonna jump immediately.
Maybe I should have shanked the first Maybe if
I think before I act next time, I just got excited
by the fact I could use Thunderwave. Maybe if
you were smart. Stop! Oh, okay, my bad. Stop
it. I got really excited by the fact I could
use Thunderwave, because that's my favorite spell.
Oh, mine's not a spell, but it's Starry Form
Archer, the druid. Of course. Okay, that's my
turn. Okay, so it's guard number one, normal
guard, not the big guy. He's gonna, he's gonna,
um... Guys take your weapons out by the order
of by the order of crown ordinance 3 -7 lethal
force is authorized here um Because he's a freaking
nerd uh and he he I have the dog clicked he is
going to uh You said you pushed him 10 feet back
Yeah, they get pushed. I'll say he's around 20
feet They're around 20 feet now all all five
three four all four of them because I know how
to count He's gonna use 20 feet. He's going to
run up to you and as he is running He's going
to grab his spear and shove it through. Okay,
does a 10 hit your AC? Yeah No, he is going to
try and stab you in the chest, but he's gonna
he's gonna miss the honest Kennedy backflip.
Oh Okay, that works too. I guess and then the
second guard uh guys Guys guys, I don't I don't
want to fight and then he is going to He is going
to Run away I Don't think it triggers opportunity
effect attack because he's not within Range of
any of you guys But he's like holding he's like
holding his side and he's running away He doesn't
get far And he's going to oh Yeah, so he's gonna
really quick. He'll be I'll say he's 50 feet
away now He's going to throw the spear not really
aiming at anyone and he's not gonna successfully
hit anyone either. It is now Mal's turn Okay,
I Have no idea how spells work with a shield,
but hey think they just work I think I'm gonna
use cat I'm gonna use catapult is there an object
like a crate I would say you guys are I mean
you have a whole I mean yeah I'd say that there's
a couple crates couple couple bins of trash I
want to launch a crate at this man um I don't
know which one though yeah Let's do the first
guard, the one guard that hasn't gone yet. Roll
me a deck save. The... which one? The big one?
Uh, the one who hasn't gone, yes. So the strong
one. Oh, that's okay. What is the DC? 13. Yeah,
it succeeded. I am gonna move up 10 feet though.
10 feet? Okay. So they're now 10 feet away from
you. There are... I'm gonna tell you this now.
as you're fighting, you have a couple advantages
and disadvantages in this environment. You have
crates around you that you could throw, climb,
whatever. It is raining, so you would get advantage
on like stealth, you know, but if there were
by any chance a lightning spell, it would be
slightly enhanced, nothing too major. And there's
lanterns that you guys can see. Uh, there's also
civilians, but not too many. Just make sure you
don't accidentally hit one of them, you know?
I would never. Mal, is that the end of your turn?
Yes. Okie dokie. Uh, it is now the guard captain's
turn. Um... Run, and the lightning will chase
you. Lie, and it will find your heart. Uh, he
is going to, um, uh, whip you. genesis specifically
and he is going to i forgot to roll to hit let
me roll to hit really quick does a 13 hit your
ac it is not see i have advantage let me roll
again i forgot i have advantage does it does
a 23 hit it does take 10 damage And then he is
going to Use his javelin he is going to run up
and he is going to Steady stab rock boy. Does
a 20 hit your AC? Yeah He is going to run at
you similar to that of the Rhino from the Rhino
and he is going to stab you with his javelin
Sorry, he threw something at me, right? But he
whipped you Okay, so it was long range it was
it was it electric with who went It was long
range, right? Oh, yes, I would say it was range.
Yeah Why I was trying to see if I get an opportunity
attack until I was asking Okay, he then runs
towards ivory so he moves 20 feet I think it
was so he is within 10 feet of all of you guys
and he stabs Ivory. No, he's like right up against
you guys, so he's like right there. And that
will be the end of his turn. Genesis, I guess
it's your turn. Wait, it hit my AC, do I take
damage? Yeah, yeah, 12. Okay, thank you. Did
I not say that? I don't think you did, unless
I didn't hear it. Oh, my bad. Gotta make sure
I take my damage. Genesis, that's your turn now.
Alright, uh, I'm gonna hit him. With what? Nice
work. Roll to hit. 25 to hit. Oh, 25. Wait, which
one are you hitting? There's the guard captain,
there's the one that's running away, and then
the one who... The guy that's right next to us.
There's two. The guy that's just right next to...
The one you were just talking about their turn.
Okay, yeah, so that hits. Nine slashing. Okay,
uh Then in addition to fire to fire Yeah, I'm
gonna put a seal on him Okay And then that's
gonna my turn alrighty Um, it is now the dog's
turn Um, I have to roll a couple of checks for
this one Yeah, so the dog just sits down. I rolled
three consecutive bad throws. So it just sits
down and doesn't attack you. That dog is fucking
awesome. Real. So it sits down and then that
is the end of its turn because it's stupid. Ivory,
it is now your turn. What? Dude, I want the dog!
I wanna hold it. It's like 20 feet away from
you. I want it! It's cute. Kind of. Right? Anyways,
I wanna shank the guy. You shanked which one?
The guy that hit me. There's two guys that have
hit you. The guard captain and then there's the
weaker one. Yeah, but like the guy like the guard
captain. He's... Right there, right? They're
both right there one of which is weaker and also
lower And his turn is next no, you can hit the
big guy roll to hit yeah, no, why don't you just
play the game for us? Why don't you just use
our character sheets and make our decisions for
us, man? I'm making a joke I'm gonna capture
you you could roll roll to hit which one you
hit You hit the dog no no no no i would never
hit the dog i mean the dog would be like the
the weakest no theoretically speaking no no no
no no no no i mean the the dog probably is also
racist so the dog probably thinks that no he's
not i have full faith that the dog would never
be racist well the dog looks at the the thalassari
and he growls and then he looks at the the guards
and he he he screams yippee but the dog isn't
racist by choice He's accidentally racist, guys.
Alright, who are you hitting? I wanna hit the
guy that's lower. I got a 12. A 12 doesn't hit.
A 12 does not hit. Fuck Patricia, Vanessa's my
main girl, she got me. Patricia got me. Vanessa,
do you have this? Vanessa, come on. Vanessa,
Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa,
Vanessa, Vanessa Wait! Vanessa clutched up again!
19 does hit. Vanessa, you clutch. Anyways, 19
hits, roll damage, roll to hit. This is the second
time Vanessa has clutched up. Look at Vanessa
go. I got a bar! Where do you stab him? I'll
ask you that. I wanna stab him in his neck. As
you stab him in his neck, he goes limp and his
blood starts pouring out onto the - Oh my god!
onto the stone as you just took a man's life.
I didn't think I'd kill him. Wait. Wait. I didn't
- I didn't mean to. Wait. This was the one who
was all nerdy. He was like, because of - of -
The Royal Accordance or the Crown Ordinance 3
-7 Lethal Force is authorized. But that was a
dude! I didn't mean to kill him! That was a man.
Are you... You killed a man. I didn't mean to!
I didn't think that kill him, you know, I thought
like... He's racist. If that helps. No! That's
a dude! That's a... Oh, so you would have killed
him if he was a woman? That's the end of your
turn It's the second guards turn and he He stops
for a breather and then continues running. Oh,
okay, then he hides somewhere. He's gone. He's
gone And now it's Mal's turn Okay, you be I'm
gonna poison spray the man I'm assuming it's
just the big man left and I don't want to attack
the dog Well, the other guard is still there.
He's just yeah. No, he's like 70 feet away. Nah,
like 60. That doesn't hit the big guy. Well,
it hits the dot. No, no, it doesn't. As a bonus
action, I am going to cast Healing Word on Ivory.
Take some healing, pal. Take four healing. Holy
shit, I've been blessed. You now have 22 HP.
Is that the end of your turn now? Yes. it's now
big guy's turn not not genesis big guy but guard
captain big guy he is going to um ivory i need
you to make a uh dexterity saving throw okay
i got a nine yeah so um he uh grabs you uh on
your arm and you feel from his arm a a very big
uh volt of electricity passes through your body,
and it locks your body up as if you've been tased,
and you collapse to the ground, unable to move
for your next turn, and then he turns around
and looks at Genesis. Now, there's only two of
you left, and he is going to roll to hit with
the whip again, and he is gonna roll a... 18
does an 18 hit your AC Genesis? Yeah. Oh what
a 19 damage as he equips you. Make me a wisdom
saving throw. Anything for you my big perp and
he rolls a 18. Take 10 necrotic damage. Oh did
you activate the seal? No Actually, yeah, so
take 10 necrotic damage and then I'm gonna activate
the seal take an additional Six necrotic damage
for a total of 16 all righty And he looks he
looks a bit beat up. He's bleeding a little bit.
It is now your turn Genesis All right, oh wait
hard pause really quick the guard captain then
looks at Baron now, it's your turn I'm gonna
hit him really hard. Uh... You missed. Roll the
hit. Okay. Let's get this shit. Um... Alright,
give me a moment. It's been at least one moment.
Give me two moments. Alright, I'm gonna hit him.
Bang. Does a 13 hit. No, it does not. Alright.
Ivory. Mal. Ivory and Mal. I'm seizing on the
floor right now. Yeah, but I was like, what was
this on the floor seizing? You guys both now
have a dish in action. You guys both now have
an action. I know I can't do anything. Oh no,
never mind. You have a reaction to make a weapon
attack. A kid. Ivory would probably like to do
that. Wait, can I move during this? Can I move
during this? I can't, I'm assuming. It's a reaction
attack. Like, it's not your turn. You can't move.
You have a reaction attack. You can cast a spell?
Only if it's a cantrip, though. I love casting
spells! Poison spray! Alright, big guy, dog,
or the garcher anyway? They have a hit, any of
them. Big guy, not the dog. Wait a second. Really?
Really? Really? Really? Wow. One damage! I think
I can choose myself. You wanna choose yourself
and Malvin? Yeah. Since myself and Malvin. Ivory
is seizing? Yeah. All right natural one Yeah,
um since it's a reaction I am assuming that he
doesn't get the reaction The reaction for what
to hit you can since you did a net one What he's
not gonna hit you I Didn't realize that was part
of this campaign my bed it is He would he would
have it. I'm not gonna do that because you wrote
for a reaction attack So it would seem unfair
because what if he rolls in that one then you
get a roll and what if you somehow rolling that
one? You know? Um, it is now the little wolf's
turn Wait is that the end of your turn Genesis?
Um, I guess I place a seal on him Alrighty The
dog listens and he runs over to you guys and
he Bites Mal and rolls an 8 to hit does not work
and that is the end of the dog's turn. He goes
and he runs and he trips over his little paws
and he goes face first into the cobblestone.
Ivory, it is now your turn. I... Stop, Caesar.
Um, roll me a... Dexterity saving throw. Check.
Or you can do strength. Oh. I mean, it's too
late. But thank you for the option. Don't worry,
I'll wait five minutes for your roll to come
through. Ah, thank you! I really appreciate that,
man. My patient knows no bounds. Wow, you succeed.
I got another 20! You break out of your trance.
That costs a bonus action. Dang it. So you have
an action now. I get up. I, like, stop seizing
out of nowhere. I slay their lip before, like,
fucking standing up, like, really quickly, in
a really perfect way. You get very dizzy, and
your vision gets dark, and then you're back to
normal. Hey! I set up a little too fast. A little
bit. I wanna go shank the man with... The big
name? Vanessa. Yeah. Vanessa? Vanessa's the trustworthy
one, right? Vanessa. Yeah, but this is the even
this is my favorite right now, I'm not gonna
do me good No, Vanessa Don't worry, I have to
wait to see what you rolled. Oh No, Vanessa,
all right roll what oh wait, are you attacking
again? No, I don't have a you said I don't have
a bonus. Oh wait. Yeah, I did something Um, that
is the end of your turn. Um, the second guard
is going to grab his only other spear. He's gonna
throw it aiming for the child and he is going
to miss. Mal, it's now your turn. I wanna get
in front of the child. Okay, you get in front
of the child. Like, be like a shield for him.
Um, I'm assuming that this guy, cause the big
guy, like, looked at him creepily, so I'm like,
okay. Isn't there like an action to like, defend?
Or am I going crazy? You're thinking of Immune's
and Mastermind's mechanic. Such a silly goober
you are. Wrong campaign, I'm sorry. You can dodge.
Well, no, I'm trying to - I'm trying to like
- You could shove the child in the way. Ah yes,
go child! Um, no. Dodge is just an action, it's
just you have, uh, Until starting your next turn
any attack roll made against you as disadvantage
if you see attacker you you make dexterity saving
post with advantage It's just no they're trying
it uses your action It doesn't matter. It's just
using your action focusing on defense Okay, sure
you can do that I use my action to dodge should
basically yeah So he gains disadvantage when
he tries to hit me also. Hey perp get some healing,
please Take six healing Alright, thanks. Um,
that's the end of my turn. Alrighty. It's now
the guard captain's turn. He is going to, uh,
make you roll a dexterity saving throw as he
goes to grab you. Oh, wait. Okay, no, yeah. Roll
with advantage. Oh, okay. So you succeed and
you successfully... And so have those with advantage.
Yeah. So you succeed and you're able to... How
do you want to do that? Because he goes to grab
you, but... Do you just dodge out of the way?
Push him away? Shield block, baby! Oh, okay.
So you shield block, you raise up your shield
and knock his hand out of the way? Darn. Alrighty.
he's then gonna take out his long sword and he
is going to go to hit your shield uh and hit
you he is going to he has disadvantage so he's
going a 16 does that hit your ac no it does not
a 16 does not hit he goes uh he brings the long
sword down and he hits your shield and it bounces
off comically comedically uh perfect is now your
turn I'm gonna hit him. Uh, how are you hitting
him? Sword. Okay, hit him. 26 to hit. That does
hit. 8 slashing damage plus 2 fire damage. Gonna
place another seal on him. And then... I'm gonna
burn the first seal I placed on him last turn.
Uh, so... 5 necrotic damage. Alrighty. Sorry,
I rolled a roll and I saw 31 and I was scared
that you rolled a 31 to hit And I kind of got
scared is that the name of your turn end of your
turn Yeah, all right. It is now the wolf's turn
and he is going to successfully Not successfully.
He's going to try to bite the child again, but
instead he finds his tail and he gets distracted
and runs in a circle for a minute. It is now
Ivory's turn. I like the dog just like he is
a he is a dog used in war, but he's not trained.
The dog is cute. Oh wait! Could I use command
and just... You're right. Yeah, could I use command
until the big guy to drop his weapon? You can
try. What do I have to roll for that? Uh wisdom
save 13 Yikes, yeah, you can I'll make him a
roll gun to roll. Oh, he rolls a 15. What was
the DC? Oh 13, okay It doesn't work Fuck it.
I must take him with Vanessa with Vanessa Yeah,
I can't take it anymore. Put in too much faith
in Vanessa. Nah, not enough faith. Not enough
faith. That's what you have. Look at this shit.
Give me five minutes. BOOM! That does not help.
I... Um... Is there like a channel where we can
look at Alberta? Um... Yeah, for why? Uh... Shuno,
I don't know if you know this, and I don't know
if it applies to Nova's campaign, because I don't
know. But whenever you roll damage for bonus
action attacks, which, like I said, I don't know
if this applies because Nova does it just entirely
differently, usually you don't have your ability
score modifier. I don't do that. So like, for
example, with Vanessa, instead of 1d4 plus 1,
you would just roll 1d4 if you're using it as
your bonus action. But I have no idea if... No.
Makes it easier to not. Also, I find it more
entertaining on my part. But also, you missed.
A 17 missed? Yeah. Fuck! I had full faith that
it hit. Yeah. It's now the other guard's turn,
but he has no weapons. So he's just sitting there,
but he doesn't want to run because he doesn't
want you guys to find him. But you guys know
where he is because he threw the spear. Malad
is now your turn. Is it clear that they're targeting
the child? Well, you're the one in front of the
child with your shield up and they're attacking
you, so yes. Okay, I'm gonna hand... I think
that would be an action, no? Would it? Or would
it be an object? Cuz it's yeah, I want to say
it's either one of those Butters gate rules It
would be an action Drinking the potion is an
action handing it to an object interaction. Okay,
okay, then I handed it to the child. It's just
You just do that. There's no cost for that. Yay,
then I'm going to I guess dodge against like
a disadvantage on again on me and Then I'm going
Just stab him with my little two weapons. I cannot
heal anymore. Yes, it is the light weapon. That
misses, I'm assuming. 13. It does. Unless you're
hitting the dog. It would hit the dog. No. No.
Never the dog. He's clearly the most evil one
here. Man has missed everything. No. That's the
end of my turn. All right. It is the guard captain's
turn. Uh, he is going to... He's gonna try to
attack Genesis. Genesis does a 18 hit your AC.
Yeah. Take... 11 damage. Um, as he brings his,
uh, longsword upon thee. And slashes at you.
And then he is going to try again. Uh, no, no,
he can't do that, nevermind. That'll be the end
of his turn then. Genesis it is now your turn
All right, I'm gonna attack him. All right 14
to hit Does not hit unless you're hitting the
dog All right, I'm gonna bonus action put another
seal on him and that's the end of my turn. The
dog's turn? This dog sucks Ivory it's your turn
All right I'm ready I cure woos on him Jenert.
Right? Who? Jenert. Who? Jenert. Who? Jenert.
Who is that? He glares a lot. On Jenert? Yeah.
On Jenert. Jenner, heal for 10. Kylie Jenner.
Would I be able to use... Can I use animal handling
on the dog? You can try. Okay, can I tell him
to... I look at the dog straight in the eyes
and I say, stop. You can try. Roll animal handling.
it's gonna show up this is gonna be awesome check
this shit out whoa he is going to look at you
he's gonna sit and he's gonna start licking his
paws this is awesome dude that's the best thing
i've ever done in my entire life is that the
end of your turn um do i do i still have a bonus
action does that count uh i think that would
have counted Okay, that's better. That's the
best turn I've ever made in my life. Uh, I'm
gonna just skip the other guard. He's just sitting
there. Mal, it's your turn. Man's just watching
his captain die. He's in the fetal position at
this point. Oh, wow. Oh. As a bonus action, I'm
gonna stab him. I'm gonna stab with my handaxe
as a bonus action. Roll to hit. I don't know
what I want to do with my mana. That's a 12.
Does not hit. I don't even know if he's still
attacking the child. He might be going after
Genesis at this point. You know what? Screw it,
I'm just gonna attack twice. Alright, roll day.
I'm still in front of the child though. That's
a four. That's a seven. Okay. Is that the end
of your turn? That's the end of my turn! He is
going to attack Genesis again. And he is going
to - does a 22 hit your AC, Perp? Yeah. He is
going to stream - he's going to scream a very
loud like - Cry as he raises his long sword up
in the air and brings it down on you very quickly
very fast take 14 damage and Then for his bonus
action. He is going to try to javelin stab him
down now. Oh, what okay? Um now do you are you
still oh I know Does 18 hit your AC? Yes He is
going to stab you with his javelin, dealing 23
damage. How much damage? 23. Holy... Why is his
javelin way more damaged? As you're watching
him stab you with the javelin, you see as his
grip on the javelin tightens, and you see electricity
coursing through it. as he stabs you. Uh, in
Genesis you say you're down? The wolf? Okay,
um, not one. Alright, I'm not even gonna talk
about that. Uh, Ivory, your turn. Ah, god, this
is going great! Yeah! Okay. Yeah! Um, I cure
wounds again on, uh, Gogurt. Who? Go Gert. Who?
Go Gert. Who? Go Gert. On Go Gert? Yeah. Who?
Go Gert. Who? Go Gert. Who? Go Gert. Who? Go
Gert. Who? Go Gert. Wow, okay. Heal for 22 HP.
And then I wanna smack the dude with... Vanessa?
Alright, roll to hit. Wait, what second actually?
Nah, fuck Vanessa, I'm rolling with Starwiz.
I'm gonna make him glow like a glow stick. Boom!
I'm gonna make him glow like a glow stick. Oh
glow stick. What'd you roll? Oh, that would hit
the dog. No! Dang it. All right, is that the
end of your turn? Oh wait, I rolled wrong. That
would have been an action. Oh. I was being bad.
I would have hit anyways. Do you want to roll
your bonus action then? You can try again. Oh,
am I allowed to? That feels like I was cheating.
Did, was that a, wait. That was an accident that
would have that would have hit anyways cuz like
Let me go take a look gander at you. Let me go
glare at your character sheet Yeah, I have I
was thinking like oh wait, this would hit better
But like start, but that's like a that'd be an
action. I was bad. It was a bad person there
So yeah, no, you can pick them. No sure about
his action like you can attack Vanessa or or
you could use bardic inspiration or um that yeah
that's all that you could do is your bonus action
could barter kit inspiration give someone like
will they be able to hit attack um i mean it
might help yeah okay can i use it on okay it's
me i give it on mal because like that if he gets
hit again yes and then he'd be like i'm not able
to die listen if you listen so i'll go work out
buddy i drug my finger across your lips okay
that is that is one hell of a verdict inspiration
i like a shush mo but i drag my finger down your
lips and i go talk we're gonna work out buddy
okay that's what i want to bite your finger i'll
bite you bitch hey i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna kick
you oh sorry so does that mean your turn yeah
The other guard who is 60 feet away Wait, yeah,
I think I said 60 he's going to He's gonna stand
up. He's gonna like wave his hands off like he's
gonna like as if he's like drying them or like
getting ready He's gonna turn and he's gonna
he's hiding behind a crate. So he's gonna turn
he's gonna get up He's gonna go run towards you
guys. He's going to do a sick Roll over the crate.
He's gonna fall flat on his face, and then he
is going to run towards you guys. 30 feet. Malad
is now your turn. Okay, so I have no idea, I
don't know what Bardic Inspiration does, but
I am going to unironically dodge so I don't die
this. Man has disadvantage. As a bonus action,
I want to stab him. Roll to hit. That's a 12.
Alright, use your bonus action. Oh no, that was,
no it does not. Unless you want to hit the dog
in my turn You want It's tempting Nah Okay, anything
else you'd like is at the end of your turn Yes,
I dodge nice step yeah, so the guard is going
to do a sick roll behind you causing a opportunity
attack from you and Genesis but he is going behind
you in order to get the child. I'll let you guys
do your opportunity attacks. Well, I missed.
Yeah, you both missed. Opportunity attack? Um,
actually, Ivory, I'll say that you can get opportunity
attack as well. Yay! Do you know how to use the
Barg Inspiration Give? Like, is it a D4? Is it
a D6? I think it's a D4. It's a 1D6. Okay. If
it either way it wouldn't help you Vanessa Vanessa
Did you roll bad Got my first that one Wow, okay.
Um, he is going to um grab the child and then
the child is gonna Oh, it actually, the child
dodges whenever he goes to grab him. And then
the captain is going to... Wow! Failed to stab
the child. He rolled an 11. Well, he rolled a
5, and then he had a plus 6. Genesis, it is your
turn. Generate? Degenerate? No, I'm here, sorry.
Yeah, that's my turn. uh the wolf's turn now
yet again oh actually it does try oh no no it
does not ivory it is your turn by the power my
little funny punny friendship is magic i'm gonna
hit this guy check this shit out this is gonna
be fucking awesome with what this time i'm gonna
light him up uh starry wisp yeah he's gonna light
up like a glow stick Times two. Second time's
the charm, right? You do successfully hit. Wow.
That's a first. Am I right? Die. Horrible. Gargash.
Get a five. You actually downed the captain.
Yay! I cheered. Anything else you'd like to do?
You still have the other guard running towards
you. How yeah, I want to go I want to go shake
him He is 30 feet away are you able to yeah,
you have 30 feet of movement You know, I don't
shake him. I rolled ahead. This is the best idea
I've ever had in my fucking life Check this shit
out You miss You go running and then you just
completely miss the guy I fall on my face in
the water. I trip Okay, then it's like now his
turn he is going to He has no weapon so he's
just gonna punch you and do one damage I cry
I scream and I cry out I slam into the ground.
It is now your turn But the guard captain is
dead the guard captain is down there's the one
that just kicked or punched ivory and then there's
the dog i was saying also how inhumane would
it be if we just finished this man off the guard
captain no i'm gonna do that no i don't want
to kill him i mean he's a raging racist tempting
um i'm gonna go shoot at this man the man who's
running up towards us That's a nat 20. With what?
A crossbow. Yeah, roll critical. Roll damage.
Whoa. Yeah, you had murdered that guy. You shoot
him and then he falls face first onto the ground
on top of Ivory. That was an interesting thing,
okay. And then now all that's left is the dog,
and he's just sitting. He's licking his butt.
I guess at this point, I don't know, whatever
dogs do. How do we tame a dog? I want that dog!
I want that dog! Who wants the dog specifically?
I want the dog. Can I have the dog? Roll animal
handling. Does anyone want to help tame the dog
for traps? Sure, actually. Alright, roll animal
handling with advantage. Oh wait, I didn't press
advantage. Ignore that wood. You can just roll
twice. Oh wait, yeah I could. Okay. You do tame
the dog, first try. Oh shit. Damn, I once rolled
another one. You rolled a 22. Let's see if you
can roll higher than that. I got a 19. That's
so close. You successfully tamed the dog. You
now have a dog with you, and it just follows
you. the the sea child is gonna veron is gonna
look at you um uh thank thank you for that um
sorry that's kind of scary um but you're the
one leading are you the leader of the three of
you uh he's not gonna say anything he's just
gonna gesture to the others to He's gonna look
at the others Is he the leader? Are you guys
the are you guys even are you I don't know This
group dynamics were just weird Okay, well then
I'm gonna he looks back at Genesis The war that
you think is happening, it's just like you're
only seeing what's on the surface and Couple
hours ago I thought everything was gonna end
happily and that well it was like 12 hours ago
and I thought everything was going well and then
my then the the guards came and they they you
know murdered my parents they didn't see me because
I was hiding behind a box they killed my brother
my sister and but but when I was leaving our
little hideaway in the tunnel i found this that
my my dad dropped uh he hands you a compass and
it is engraved with like little um little little
little draw not drawings but engravings of like
sea sea seaweed and like you know ocean stuff
this was my dad's it i don't know where it points
but it's not pointing north um Don't know where
it's pointing though. So you didn't have that
Um, we should we should go. I want to I want
to go. I want to go find someone to go This city
is not safe He has walked away. I continue Unless
you guys want to loot dead bodies that kill the
bed Like that's a you guys see that's not me
think I would never do do any of you guys want
to See the light leave a man's eyes as you murder
him and put him down like a dog. I kind of loo
him. Kind of loo him. Oh, you want to... I mean,
yeah. I want to loot the man. The big man? Or...
Sure. I'll loot the big man. Uh, you get a gauntlet.
I will send you the information about the gauntlet
after session. Okay. Yep. And that's like all...
I mean, there's like a long sword. There's uh...
That's all that he had on him. He wasn't of any
importance. Can I steal his weapon so he can't
get back up and stab us? Yeah, so you can grab
his longsword and his javelin. Thanks, man. He
just goes... You better not come back here. Ever
again. And then he just passes out. Bleeding
out. What are thou... What are you going to do
now? I want to lead the child and the dog away
from the death and the murder and the bad, gross
stuff. Yeah. Alright. Alright. You guys go to
the gate and you guys see a caravan, a little
cart, and you see hooded figures. One of them
is holding a piece of paper, recognizes you,
and then turns it around and you guys see the
logo of the rebellion. This is, this is, we'll
take him from here. We got him. You'll take him
from here? Yeah. This is part of the rebellion.
This is where we're supposed to take him. We
can, we'll take him from here. That's a child.
I don't want to leave the child. Well... we'll
probably bring him somewhere safe yeah we'll
bring him somewhere safe i don't know why i said
probably guys we'll bring him somewhere safe
do you guys give them the child i want to roll
an insight before i do to see if i trust these
people all right roll an insight 17 you you can
trust them yes they're telling you to be hard
it's gonna be hard I slightly gesture towards
the child. Um... I guess this is goodbye. When
this war ends, I'll come see you guys. Okay.
It'll be okay. It'll be okay. I'll be safe. You
guys have the compass. I have all the maps. It'll
be alright. He then gives you all a hug. Well
no, he gives Ivory and Mal a hug. And then he
looks at Genesis and then walks onto the caravan.
And then they take him away. Yeah. We can always
adopt. It's not the best idea right now, but
I mean we could As the caravan is you know going
off into the distance Mara Mara Mara I keep saying
Mara Mara walks up behind you guys You guys did
the right thing you did the right thing for the
for the kid It's not safe here You'll live right?
He'll be fine. Hopefully. There's no telling
for sure. The war is really dangerous. There's
no way to know if we'll see him again, if he'll
be entirely safe, but we have people there where
he's going who can protect him better than any
of us could. Hopefully we'll be able to see him
eventually make sure he's okay But can't guarantee
anything. How about you guys? Go go get some
rest Next mission next mission I can you know,
I can do you guys want more time? I don't know
It's up to them I guess I prefer one that's sooner
but that's just my opinion Well, I would say
sooner armor guy who I know the name of Doesn't
say anything All right I'll I'll get I'll try
to get you as a mission sooner I'll try to make
it less of a heavy one. Hopefully but it's war.
There's no promises there If I I'll I'll tell
my people I to give me any updates on the kid.
And if anything comes up, I will tell you guys
immediately. If anything happens, or if I feel
like you guys should go there for any, any reason
at all, I'll send you there. I can give you missions
to go there. I'll give you a mission to see the
kid even. You know, anything, you know, make
sure he's okay, make sure he's happy, safe. Okay,
thank you for everything. You guys should go
get some rest. And she walks away. Sewer time,
I guess? What did you say? Go back home. Home?
Sewer time. Go back. Back home, but like, sewer.
You guys are like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
There's red, blue, and orange. You guys just
need a green and a purple. No, you just need
a purple. I don't know the colors. It's blue,
purple, red. Yellow. No, orange. Sweet. Oh, it's
orange. Stupid. It's orange. Where's Michaelangelo
Raphael? Wait, I'm basically purple. Oh! Shit!
It's all coming together! It's all coming together.
You're the fourth party member we never knew
about. Yep. Yeah. Damn, if only we had a fourth
party member that was purple, that'd be awesome.
That's a good idea. So you guys go back this
way? Yeah. Alright. You guys get back to the
sewer and you see Talon tidying up the place.
He's sweeping, picking up all the trash, cleaning
up dinner. Uh, hi guys! How's it going? How'd
it go? How was the mission? DOG! I got a dog!
Oh! A dog! Yay! Do you not like dogs? I've never
seen a dog before, or well, I've never, yeah,
I've never seen a dog before. Kinda. You wanna
see the dog? Kinda. Is he gonna bite you? He's
cute. No, he wouldn't. Where'd you get it from?
I... I took him off the streets. Well that's
really sweet of you. Thank you. You know, I heard
that the homeless dogs are always the ones that
you gotta, you know, that probably have like
diseases, like fantasy rabies. Nah, nah, nah,
he wouldn't. What you would never how do you
I mean if you got him off the streets, then it
might be safe to go get him tested, you know
Just in case of course. I'll go do that That's
that's that point. Yeah, I mean it's just safe,
you know Super safe. Yeah. Um, I I made you guys
dinner but like It's cold Oh If you guys want
to eat it, you can. But he points at a little
table that he made out of crates and stuff. It's
on that little table that I made. I wanna go
eat the food. Cheering. You guys eat the food.
And that, my friend. Wait, do you guys want to
say anything first? Do anything, say anything.
I wanna feed my dog some of my food. You feed
the dog and its tail wags happily. this is awesome
this is great i'm having a great time i'll send
you the dog's sheet after session as well yes
i do want to do something i want to infuse my
shield with a plus one to the ac oh okay then
you can do that i don't know how that works though
artificer it's an artificer thing i know that
much but like you know so i'll let you infuse
that uh Is that all that you guys want to do?
And this, my pals, my friends, my buddies, is
going to be the end of session two. Exciting!
I hope you guys all had fun. I hope you're not
too sad about the little guy. You know? I hope
they do live. This thing's kind of heartbreaking.
I hope that you all enjoyed and had fun. And
I will see you all in session 3. And I, players,
I will never talk to you guys ever again until
session 3. Oh shit. Yeah. I'll talk to you guys
in a week. See you guys never again. Oh, you're
actually leaving? I knew it. Oh. Yeah, I just
ended up... Kinda sad, don't you think? Bah.
Do you think about not doing that? Alrighty,
so we're gonna end the session. I hope you had
fun. Goodbye, my friends. I'll see you on the
flip side!