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Today, we're talking the son of a hero, greedy

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space pirates, and stretchy arms, it's Ristar

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for the Genesis, here on Retro Game Club. Hello

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everyone, welcome to Retro Gaming Beyond Presents

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Retro Game Club. We're your hosts, Joe Eric Ryan

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and Jacob Vanderloski. And we've been getting

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handsy because we've been playing Ristar for

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the Sega Genesis. But first, come check out our

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you guys. All right. With that being said, let's

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go ahead and jump into Word of the Nerd. Get

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those nerds! Nerd! Nerd! All right. We enjoy

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all kinds of things. Video games, TV shows, comic

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books, movies. So what else have you guys been

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up to? I'm playing a little bit of the new Forza.

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Ooh, nice. Forza Horizon 6. Nice. You got it.

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Yeah. Nice. It's pretty good so far. I mean,

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it's Forza, but. Yeah. They still got the...

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They got an ATS -V. Ooh, there you go. And then

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they got an 87 Trans Am. Nice. No 4chan. Nope.

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I know, I like 3 because it had my Chrysler 300

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in there. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know... I don't

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know if they have a 300 in there or not. I don't

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think so. I don't think so. The 4 didn't. Yeah,

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they only have two Trans Ams, a 78 and an 87.

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That's it. It's the only two Pontiac cars they

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have in there. Why the 87? It's so random. I

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don't know. Probably because that was the first

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year of the 5 .7s. I guess. Is it the GTA? Yeah,

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it's the GTA. Oh, okay. But again, they made

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those for like two or three years. Yeah, it's

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weird. I don't know. Whatever. But they got the

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CT4Vs in it and the CT5Vs. Nice. I think 87 was

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the first year of the GT. It was, yeah. And the

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5 .7s. But still, they're all printed. Anything

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after that's the same shit. Wasn't that the TPI

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motor? Yeah, they're all TPI, which is junk.

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Yeah, I made it really far in 3 and then never

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touched 4, even though I own it. Yeah, I think

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I only played 4 a lot. 4 was really good. Then

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5 was okay. I didn't like 5 too much. I haven't

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played that one. But I'm thinking 6 is a lot

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better than 5. The Hot Wheels DLC in 3 was freaking

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awesome. Yeah. I played that a lot. Yeah, dude,

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4 had the LEGO DLC. That was awesome. Yeah, the

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LEGO one was pretty sweet. That was pretty dope.

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It's pretty good so far. I mean, it's just classic

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Forza. And then I've been playing a little bit

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of Project Zomboid a little bit. That mod you

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sent me, I've been playing. Oh, really? Nice.

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It's already shit, bro. Yeah. It looks so hard.

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That game itself, you need to just know that

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game makes it... That mod makes it so hard. Yeah.

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As if that game wasn't hard enough. Is that the

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survival one that you talked about before? Yeah.

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Oh, okay. But this one is like you start in an

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underground bunker after a nuclear apocalypse.

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It's pretty crazy. I was looking at the mods,

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like Q &amp;A and stuff, and everybody was like,

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why did you make this mod so hard? And the guy

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was like, well, when I grew up with video games,

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they weren't fucking easy. So he's like, that's

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why I wanted to make this mod hard. Nice. I mean,

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that's a good excuse. Yeah, that's pretty dope.

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But yeah, that's hard as shit, dude. That's cool.

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But it's fun. It's different. It's hard to get

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into sometimes. I feel like people have no attention

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span anymore. I'm kind of the same way now. Video

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games are just so much different now. You can

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play a game and now they have tutorials and then

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some games have hints throughout the whole fucking

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game. And they just don't stop. Just nowadays

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you're not stuck with a video game. There is

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a plethora of options. That's part of it too.

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When we were kids, you got a game. You got one

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game and you waited for months. We were a little

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different since we had so much. Even then, we

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were still stuck with a lot of stuff. It didn't

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matter if it was good or not. Part of it was

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learning it. That was a huge part of it. There

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was no internet back then to just type it on

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your phone and you can figure it out. That was

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a big part of it. That's all I've been doing.

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Alright, cool. Who's next? Go ahead, Jacob. I

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want to hear what Jacob's been doing. I went

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back and beat Silent Hill 4. I remember the first

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time I tried to play it, I just could not get

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into it. But I kind of wanted to play it just

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to learn more about the story. I have the soundtrack

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on my phone. I was just listening to the lyrics

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of some of the songs. It just intrigued me, so

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I went back and... Are they in English? Was that?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're all in English. So I

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want to say I forced myself to do it. But on

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the other hand, I was enjoying some parts of

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that game. For what I know, it was planned as

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a spinoff to Silent Hill, but then it got turned

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into a full main title. And you can definitely

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feel that in certain parts of that game. But

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I think for the most part, it was enjoyable.

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There's some questionable execution. decent amount

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of parts of the game. But I mean, the story wasn't

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bad, actually. The music's pretty good. The environments

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are... I mean, they're good, but they're definitely

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not as good as the first three games, in my opinion.

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But overall, I did enjoy it. But I think the

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worst part about it, though, is that there's

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no joke endings at all. The first three games

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have the UFO endings. The second game even has

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the ending where James finds out it's the dog

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doing all the stuff. Silent Hill 4 has none of

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that. I don't think that game did good when it

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came out. I don't think anybody liked it. Yeah,

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it got pretty mixed reviews. All I know is there's

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a hole in your bathroom. That's all I know. Yeah,

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and then there's a hole that's in your washroom

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too i said i know about yeah well the uh yeah

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so once you get like halfway through the game

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once you get like halfway through the game the

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hole in your bathroom actually uh closes it seals

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up and then you have to make another one in the

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washroom so yeah okay do you find lots of holes

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in the wall yeah well i think you go looking

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for a bunch of glory you know and then well interesting

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you get like a uh You get like this, what's it

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called? Pamphlet, I guess, that has a picture

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of an incubus on it, I think. It's just like

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some kind of demon. And then you put that on

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the washroom wall because there's a face of a

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demon. There's like a little, what's it called?

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Imperfection on it? I don't know what the word

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is. Bump, yeah. And it looks like a demon's face.

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And you have to put the sign on there. And then

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it opens the hole. Succubus, Jacob? Succubus?

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Oh, did I say succubus? What did I say? Well,

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incubus is the male. Oh, okay. Succubus. That's

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the greatness of it. You don't know who's on

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the other side. I guess so. Yeah, succubus. Any

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more whole talk, Jacob? No, I think that's enough.

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I finished the James Rolfe book. Oh, yeah. Autobiography.

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The guy that does the Angry Video Game Nerd.

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It's it's so it's not good because everybody

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who picked up the book was probably looking for

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stories about the Angry Video Game Nerd because

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that's what he's known for. But there are like

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two chapters that are dedicated to that. Otherwise,

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it's just all of his other films that he made

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because before he did Angry Video Game Nerd,

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he did like these kind of short films and he

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did most of just for fun. And then he just did

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Angry Video Game Nerd one day. And then his really

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close friend Mike uploaded it to YouTube and

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then it just got popular from there. But yeah,

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most of the book is actually just about before

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the Angry Video Game Nerd and how he got into

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filmmaking. Which, you know, it's funny to talk

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about stuff like that because it explains why

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he did stuff like Angry Video Game Nerd or how

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he got the skills to do some of the cool camera

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work in the AVGN videos. almost the entire book

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it's not until like halfway through that you

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get to uh until he talks about the angry video

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game nerd and again it's such a small part of

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the book yeah that's weird it it's weird like

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no who read this book for all that like don't

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get me wrong stuff like that is interesting but

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i watched james ralph because the angry video

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game nerd not because of anything else really

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right so uh well speaking of books This is kind

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of silly, but I've actually been reading Winnie

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the Pooh for no good reason at all. But I gotta

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say, it's very charming, and there's actually

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some pretty funny stuff in here. Like the OG

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one? Yeah. The very first Winnie the Pooh books.

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Before he got his red shirt? But again, it's

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really nice, light reading. Just something that's

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easy to go through. Very whimsical. Aside from

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that, I've also been playing a little bit of

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House Slipper. And that's a pretty fun game.

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It's relaxing. It's like the same relaxation

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I get from like Power Wash Simulator. I like

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that game. I need to get the VR one. I want to

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get the VR one on the PlayStation. There's a

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VR one? Yeah. You know what? I see the video

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of a guy playing a game with VR and it's the

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stupid cave crawling shit. Oh, the spelunking?

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Yeah. Yeah, but it's like the cave crawling though.

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Like the people going like they're really tight.

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Is it that one where that dude got stuck? It's

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called spelunking. There's like a VR game where

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you can play that one where that dude got stuck

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in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody made a game

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of this. It's ridiculous. Is it VR? I think so.

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It's ridiculous. I saw that and I thought of

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you guys because we always talk about that shit.

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Yeah. No, thank you. If you want to get the full

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experience, you got to actually like lay down

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on the floor while you're playing. Yeah. Get

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stuck. Get like a weight blanket. Yeah, get somebody

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to step on you. Get someone to step on you. Jeez.

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All right. Jacob, what else you got? I was just

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going to say, I've been buying the houses in

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that game and just, you know, fixing them up

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and selling them. Yeah, it's pretty fun. I think

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I think like the first half of that is pretty

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good because those houses are pretty run down

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and you really have to fix them up and add paint

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and add furniture. But after a certain point,

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like the houses are pretty nice. So all you really

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have to do is just clean it up. You don't really

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have to get any furniture. So we got to you got

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to listen to the clients, right? They tell you

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what they like while you're doing. Yeah. But

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again, like most of those houses are like the

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later houses are pretty nice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

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you know, funny enough, we were just talking

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about Silent Hill 4. There's a house in House

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Flipper that's the apartment from Silent Hill

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4. Yeah, I've seen that. It's pretty funny. It's

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pretty funny. Nice. Yeah. All right, I think

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that's everything from me. Okay. Eric, what do

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you got now? Nothing. You said it every week.

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Yeah, I ain't doing nothing all week. You just

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come home from work and sit in a dark room? I

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mean, he kind of. No, I finished Crime and Punishment.

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Jeez, yeah. It was good. It took a minute. There

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was a lot of rambling in that book. Yeah, a lot

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of older books like that have that crap. Things

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kind of came together, but there was also chapters

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in there that just could have totally been without,

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I think, in my opinion. But it was still good.

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I still appreciate that I read it, so. And then,

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since I finished that, I started reading a book

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called The King in Yellow. I never heard of that.

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It's basically what inspired H .P. Lovecraft.

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Oh, okay. So, yeah, it's actually pretty interesting.

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And it's been on my list to read for a while,

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but I also seen that, like, one of the, I don't

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know, chapters or whatever they, like, half books.

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I don't know how they're, like, broken up. One

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of them was called In the Quarter of the Dragon,

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which is an album by Trivium. Oh, yep. Pretty

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good album, too. Yeah, really good. So I was

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like, I think I'm going to read this now. Okay.

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So I started that. The first book was kind of

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mediocre. That's all part of the King in Yellow?

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Yeah. They're like broken up stories, you know

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what I mean? Yeah. But there's like an overarching

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thing. of the king in yellow that's like throughout

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every story i just started it i didn't make it

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super foreign to it and then i bought that new

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power ranger game because it was on sale oh yeah

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i wanted to get that i forgot about that i think

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it's still on sale okay i'm gonna have to pick

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that up it's i i again i only played it for maybe

00:14:49.659 --> 00:14:54.179
less than an hour but it's it's okay yeah if

00:14:54.179 --> 00:14:55.659
we all play it together i'm sure we'll have fun

00:14:55.659 --> 00:14:59.620
with it yeah It's definitely not as good as Ninja

00:14:59.620 --> 00:15:04.360
Turtle 1. Yeah, yeah. So far. It's got some cool

00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:09.799
elements into it, though. Oh, I went back. I

00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:13.460
forgot. They revised one of the achievement sets

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for Streets of Rage 2, so I went back and started

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doing some of those achievements. Yeah, they've

00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:21.720
been doing that a lot for sets lately. Yeah,

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of games that we play. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I messaged

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Splatterhouse. Oh, yeah. Nice. Yep. Mastered

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Spider House. That's one that I'll never do,

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man. That was hard as shit. Yeah. That was insane.

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I'll never do that one. Took me a year to do

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it. Mm -hmm. You get anywhere at Pinbot yet?

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I haven't touched it in a while. I'll get there

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someday. No, he's struggling Frogger. Yeah, Frogger's

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killing me. You gotta get Pinbot, bro. Just need

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one good run, that's it. I know, I know. For

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the Streets of Rage 2, they had a subset for

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the achievements for... beating the game on,

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like, Mania and stuff like that. Which, um, RetroArch

00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:04.799
did a pretty cool update where, um, you can do,

00:16:04.899 --> 00:16:08.240
like, both the regular set and the subset in

00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.559
the same thing. You don't have to patch the game

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anymore. Yeah, that's nice, yeah. Yes and no.

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I mean, you can turn it off, obviously. You can

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turn off the subsets. But, um, so I've been doing

00:16:20.059 --> 00:16:23.259
some of the Mania on Streets of Rage 2. Yeah.

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That shit is insane. So do you just turn on all

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subsets? Is that how it works? Or do you pick

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which ones? I actually didn't really look into

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it too much because I just started the game and

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it worked right away. But now there's a thing

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on my retro achievements that isn't going to

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be mastered. Yeah, well, yeah. Because I'll never

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be able to fucking beat this subset. You can

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just reset it and delete it. I think it still

00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:51.320
stays on your profile. Well, it stays on your

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recently played. Yeah, that's okay. I mean, I'll

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take the achievements. I'm just saying, I don't

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think this affects your user stats and stuff

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like that. The subsets. I don't think they affect

00:17:05.549 --> 00:17:10.230
your start a game speed and percentage and stuff

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like that. I don't think they're included in

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that. I have no idea. Yeah, I'm not too sure

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either. I don't think they do. I'm just saying,

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there's another thing on my page now that just

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won't be mastered. Yeah. I don't like seeing

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that. Alright. Let's see. What have I been doing?

00:17:30.700 --> 00:17:35.319
Nothing. You say that every week. I started Sons

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of Sparta, the new God of War 2D game. It's awesome,

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dude. I'm loving it. I want to get it. It's pretty

00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:47.599
great. It's a Metroidvania, which is weird for

00:17:47.599 --> 00:17:52.470
God of War. It's odd. yeah it's all 2d but the

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combat's pretty good um i'm playing it on god

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mode because why not and it's hard as shit um

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but yeah there's tons of collectibles there's

00:18:01.690 --> 00:18:03.750
all kinds of shit like it it's fun it's a good

00:18:03.750 --> 00:18:05.450
game if anybody likes god of war you should check

00:18:05.450 --> 00:18:08.970
it out it's really good so the story's pretty

00:18:08.970 --> 00:18:11.750
good so far yeah you're like telling your daughter

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a story of when you were a kid like it's like

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intertwined with like Older Kratos with his daughter

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telling a story of him when he was a kid. It's

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kind of interesting. Nice. Yeah. Okay. But yeah,

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it's a good game, man. I'm liking it so far.

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So I think I'm maybe like halfway. I don't know.

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I've been playing for a few hours and I haven't

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unveiled all the map yet. So it's a pretty huge

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map for an old 2G. Like maybe the size I like

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Castlevania that we played. It's pretty close.

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That was a decent sized map. Yeah. So we'll see.

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But yeah, pretty good so far. I went to an arcade

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the other night, and they had this mega machine

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that had all kinds of games on it. But it had

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Sega Sonic, which was like an arcade Sonic game.

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I don't know if you guys have ever seen that

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one before. I think so. But the thing with that

00:19:01.029 --> 00:19:03.930
game was it uses a trackball, and the arcade

00:19:03.930 --> 00:19:05.730
machine had a trackball on it, so I was playing

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it with the trackball, which was really cool.

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Nice. It's a decent little game. It only had

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like seven levels. It only takes you like five

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or six minutes to get through, but it's fun.

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It was pretty fun. I didn't actually beat it

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because the last level you have like 20 seconds

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to escape, and if you don't make it, you just

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lose the game, which is fucking annoying. Of

00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:28.799
course, yeah. So I didn't actually beat it, but

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I made it there a couple times. It was cool.

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I'd never played or seen that game. I always

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knew about it, but never actually played it,

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so it was cool to see something like that and

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play it. Other than that, I've just been doing

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this cool puzzle I got. It's called the Magic

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Puzzle Company. So it was this puzzle that has

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like a secret in it. It's like got a secret thing,

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like a bag in it that you open it after you finish

00:19:53.619 --> 00:19:57.079
the puzzle, which was pretty cool. So I don't

00:19:57.079 --> 00:19:58.700
want to give it away, but anybody who likes puzzles,

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it was really cool. You should check them out.

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And I love the art because it has like that.

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It's like that Where's Waldo, like I spy kind

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of art or just a bunch of like eclectic things

00:20:08.700 --> 00:20:10.859
happening in one big picture. I love that kind

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of art. I see these all the time, and I want

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to get them, and I don't even like puzzles. Yeah,

00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:18.039
I know. The art is just really cool. Yeah, they

00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:20.079
look awesome. The quality of the puzzles is really,

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really nice. There's no JPEG compression on the

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art or anything. It's all vibrant and stuff.

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Yeah. And the little secret thing was really

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cool. That's cool. I didn't even know they had

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a little secret thing. Yeah. The only thing is

00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:36.180
they are a little expensive for puzzles, but

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I don't know. They're really nice. I mean, if

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they're good enough, they're worth it. Yeah,

00:20:41.049 --> 00:20:42.289
you're not going to be disappointed, I would

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say. Yeah. I know. I see them. I see them. I'm

00:20:46.029 --> 00:20:47.710
like, man, those look sweet. Yeah, I'm definitely

00:20:47.710 --> 00:20:48.970
going to be buying more because that one was

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awesome. Which one did you get? The first one,

00:20:52.509 --> 00:20:55.670
the Happy Isles. I'll bring it up to you if you

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want it. I'll let you borrow it. I never have

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time to do it. Okay. All right. And again, I

00:21:03.230 --> 00:21:05.730
don't... I mean, it looks fun. I just have...

00:21:05.819 --> 00:21:07.839
I have no room. I have no space. I have no time.

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And you don't ever turn the lights on either,

00:21:09.700 --> 00:21:11.099
so you wouldn't be able to see it anyway. Yeah,

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I just sit in my dark room. All right. Anyway,

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that's it for now. So let's go ahead and talk

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about the one thing Eric has been doing this

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week. Nothing? No, Rystar. Oh, okay. But, yeah,

00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:27.859
anyway. I only put a little bit of time into

00:21:27.859 --> 00:21:29.960
it. Yeah, just a little bit, yeah. Anyway, what

00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:31.460
have you guys been doing out there? Let us know

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what you've been into recently. We want to hear

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and see from you guys. Other than that, let's

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go ahead and jump over to a Rystar. In a faraway

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galaxy is a solar system filled with mysterious

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planets and wonderful creatures. All has been

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peaceful there for millennia, until now. The

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space pirate, Greedy, is a tyrant leader of an

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evil space army. He has decided to take over

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this beautiful solar system and make it the new

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headquarters for his growing army. Greedy's devious

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plot is to brainwash the leaders of every planet

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and force them to do his bidding. Even the legendary

00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.410
hero of the solar system was captured. and is

00:23:07.410 --> 00:23:10.710
now Greedy's prisoner. When planet Flora makes

00:23:10.710 --> 00:23:14.109
a last, desperate plea for help, the space hero's

00:23:14.109 --> 00:23:17.390
son, Ristar, answers the distress signal. Although

00:23:17.390 --> 00:23:20.329
young and inexperienced, Ristar is valiant, determined,

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and the solar system's only hope. Ristar must

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travel from planet to planet and free the brainwashed

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leaders from the villains' control and ultimately

00:23:28.569 --> 00:23:31.750
conquer Greedy. If the young hero is successful,

00:23:31.990 --> 00:23:34.529
he will restore peace to the once happy world

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of his home system and finally free his father.

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Crystar was developed and published by Sega in

00:23:47.869 --> 00:23:52.349
1995 for the Sega Genesis. I found out that a

00:23:52.349 --> 00:23:53.930
lot of the staff that worked on this game would

00:23:53.930 --> 00:23:55.869
actually go on and work on Nights into Dreams.

00:23:56.490 --> 00:23:59.269
Yeah. I don't know why we're just really sticking

00:23:59.269 --> 00:24:02.869
to the Sega stuff right now. I read that originally

00:24:02.869 --> 00:24:05.849
Sonic's original idea was like a rabbit that

00:24:05.849 --> 00:24:08.849
could pick up stuff with his ears. And so that's

00:24:08.849 --> 00:24:13.029
kind of where Rystar came from. He has some origins

00:24:13.029 --> 00:24:17.430
in Sonic, which is pretty crazy. And then there's

00:24:17.430 --> 00:24:19.049
actually a Game Gear version of this game too

00:24:19.049 --> 00:24:20.730
that has like different level design and stuff.

00:24:20.869 --> 00:24:23.789
So I'm going to check that one out someday. Eric,

00:24:23.890 --> 00:24:26.549
you picked this game. What was the interest here?

00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:32.140
to play this game um it was a panic pig okay

00:24:32.140 --> 00:24:37.059
uh no it's i mean i've had it on my list to play

00:24:37.059 --> 00:24:39.980
um i think we mentioned this last time we recorded

00:24:39.980 --> 00:24:43.460
my friend had this game and i borrowed it from

00:24:43.460 --> 00:24:47.519
him a long time ago and i don't think i even

00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:52.640
made it past the first level as a kid so and

00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:56.170
i mean it's just I've seen it. I've heard people

00:24:56.170 --> 00:24:58.029
talk about it, and they say it's a really good

00:24:58.029 --> 00:25:01.269
game. Yeah. It's just been on my list to play

00:25:01.269 --> 00:25:04.650
for a long time. Yep. Okay. And will your next

00:25:04.650 --> 00:25:07.730
game be a Genesis game? I haven't picked yet.

00:25:07.809 --> 00:25:12.809
Okay. All right. Dude, the Genesis had some hits,

00:25:12.950 --> 00:25:15.930
man. I mean, come on. Yeah, it did. It did. So

00:25:15.930 --> 00:25:17.970
did everybody complete this game? Did everybody

00:25:17.970 --> 00:25:23.089
beat this game? Yeah. I did. I did, yeah. Brian?

00:25:23.109 --> 00:25:26.769
Nope, I didn't. You didn't? Nah. I couldn't beat

00:25:26.769 --> 00:25:29.150
the last boss, dude. You got angry. How far did

00:25:29.150 --> 00:25:31.789
you make it? The last boss. You made it all the

00:25:31.789 --> 00:25:35.349
way to greedy? Greedy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's

00:25:35.349 --> 00:25:37.410
tough, dude. This game's tough. It's not an easy

00:25:37.410 --> 00:25:40.789
game at all. I made it to like the second to

00:25:40.789 --> 00:25:43.250
last level of my first playthrough, but. Yeah.

00:25:43.390 --> 00:25:45.309
And then I played again and then I got to the

00:25:45.309 --> 00:25:46.549
boss and I was like, dude, he's hard as shit.

00:25:46.950 --> 00:25:48.849
Yeah. The boss is tough. You definitely gotta

00:25:48.849 --> 00:26:00.509
practice him. The story of the game is an evil

00:26:00.509 --> 00:26:03.430
space pirate named Greedy takes over a solar

00:26:03.430 --> 00:26:06.750
system and he captures the main hero. And then

00:26:06.750 --> 00:26:09.509
you're the hero's son, Ristar. And you're kind

00:26:09.509 --> 00:26:12.450
of the last hope to free the solar system from

00:26:12.450 --> 00:26:15.170
the clutches of the evil pirate. So you head

00:26:15.170 --> 00:26:19.349
out and try to save everybody. Ristar is a 2D

00:26:19.349 --> 00:26:21.769
platformer. And pretty much the goal of the game

00:26:21.769 --> 00:26:24.029
is just make it to the end of each level. And

00:26:24.029 --> 00:26:26.950
there's, what was there, seven worlds? I think

00:26:26.950 --> 00:26:29.089
there's six worlds that are two levels each,

00:26:29.210 --> 00:26:31.829
and then there's a final, there's a boss for

00:26:31.829 --> 00:26:34.109
each world, and then there's a final boss, like

00:26:34.109 --> 00:26:37.029
level seven, just like two boss fights. But controls

00:26:37.029 --> 00:26:40.049
are, they're pretty decent in this game. Rystar

00:26:40.049 --> 00:26:42.089
doesn't have like a super high jump. He feels

00:26:42.089 --> 00:26:44.730
kind of like, he feels heavy again, kind of like

00:26:44.730 --> 00:26:47.690
Vectorman did, but. Yeah. The main. I feel a

00:26:47.690 --> 00:26:50.750
little worse with him, honestly. Yeah, it's not,

00:26:50.769 --> 00:26:55.470
it's not as smooth. The main thing of this game

00:26:55.470 --> 00:26:57.589
isn't really the jumping, because you're slow

00:26:57.589 --> 00:27:00.309
as hell, too. But the thing is that you can stretch

00:27:00.309 --> 00:27:02.410
your arms out and grab a bunch of stuff, and

00:27:02.410 --> 00:27:04.990
that's kind of the main mechanic, is you'll be

00:27:04.990 --> 00:27:06.970
jumping around and throwing your arms in all

00:27:06.970 --> 00:27:09.809
kinds of directions. So you, like, grab enemies

00:27:09.809 --> 00:27:11.490
and headbutt them, and that's how you kill them.

00:27:11.930 --> 00:27:13.950
And then you can, like, grab walls, and you can,

00:27:13.990 --> 00:27:16.509
like, climb up walls. Like, you constantly keep

00:27:16.509 --> 00:27:18.529
grabbing them and climb up them. And then there's,

00:27:18.569 --> 00:27:21.690
like, you know, railings and stuff you can climb

00:27:21.690 --> 00:27:24.740
and everything, so. This game is, I don't know,

00:27:24.740 --> 00:27:27.819
I felt like this game was pretty tough. Yeah,

00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:30.799
I don't, I feel like it shouldn't be, but it

00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:34.579
is. Yeah, yeah. I struggled. It's a weird, yeah.

00:27:35.420 --> 00:27:36.660
Yeah, I struggled pretty hard with this game.

00:27:36.660 --> 00:27:41.339
You have one mechanic, it's grab. And you feel,

00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:43.680
I feel like it shouldn't be difficult, but it

00:27:43.680 --> 00:27:47.470
is for some reason. Yeah, I feel like... I don't

00:27:47.470 --> 00:27:49.930
know if it's because there's so many surprises

00:27:49.930 --> 00:27:53.549
in this game. And then the bosses are incredibly

00:27:53.549 --> 00:27:55.589
difficult to figure out in this game. You've

00:27:55.589 --> 00:27:58.750
got to practice them quite a bit. I mean, yeah,

00:27:58.849 --> 00:28:01.490
they took the first, what, three or four aren't

00:28:01.490 --> 00:28:04.170
too bad. No. Once you get to the Armadillo guy.

00:28:04.170 --> 00:28:05.829
The later ones are going to, yeah. Armadillo

00:28:05.829 --> 00:28:06.990
guy's a bitch. That's where it starts getting

00:28:06.990 --> 00:28:09.490
hard. But you can do like a boss rush. They have

00:28:09.490 --> 00:28:10.890
like a boss rush thing so you can go through

00:28:10.890 --> 00:28:13.049
and practice them. And then once you figure them

00:28:13.049 --> 00:28:14.980
out, they're really actually not that hard. I

00:28:14.980 --> 00:28:17.299
can beat Greedy now without even getting hit.

00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:21.500
Greedy's still a pain in the ass, but yeah. Yeah,

00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:24.920
he's not too bad now. So yeah, I felt like this

00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:27.579
was a pretty difficult game. Yeah, it's tough.

00:28:27.779 --> 00:28:31.119
I don't know why it is, but it is. You have to

00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:32.839
make it to the end of each level, fighting enemies

00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:35.819
and everything. One of the big things for a 2D

00:28:35.819 --> 00:28:37.480
platformer that's different is this game doesn't

00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:40.880
have any time limit, which is pretty interesting.

00:28:42.560 --> 00:28:45.200
Every time I played, I was in a rush to get to

00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:47.480
the end. Yeah, but you do move kind of slow,

00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:50.440
and there's no power -ups or anything. You start

00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:54.500
out with four hits, and then you can... You have

00:28:54.500 --> 00:28:57.319
four stars as your health, and you can pick up

00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.500
stars and stuff and everything later on. And

00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:01.599
then there's a hard mode. In a hard mode, you

00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:04.480
only have two stars. But I didn't realize that

00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:07.119
you can get back up to four stars. Yeah, you

00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:09.220
can get up to four. Yeah, so that made it a lot

00:29:09.220 --> 00:29:12.220
easier. But then they have like mini bosses and

00:29:12.220 --> 00:29:13.980
you just have to, like every boss, you just grab

00:29:13.980 --> 00:29:17.180
them and hit them. They have, at the end of the

00:29:17.180 --> 00:29:19.240
levels, they have like a, I don't know, it's

00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:20.799
kind of like the Mario flag. You can like spin

00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:23.480
on these poles and the higher you get at the

00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:25.559
end of the level after you spin off of it, the

00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:27.940
more like points you get. And then that's actually

00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:30.680
a main mechanic in the game itself too. Sometimes

00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.069
they'll have poles around the level. And if you

00:29:33.069 --> 00:29:35.509
spin around them fast enough, you become invincible

00:29:35.509 --> 00:29:37.329
and you can just tear enemies down and stuff,

00:29:37.490 --> 00:29:39.650
which that was fun. You go flying around the

00:29:39.650 --> 00:29:41.750
level and stuff, which was pretty fun. But on

00:29:41.750 --> 00:29:45.410
hard mode, you can't control it. You can't? No.

00:29:46.309 --> 00:29:50.230
There's no control. Really? You sure? Yeah. They

00:29:50.230 --> 00:29:52.890
take away the control. I don't remember that

00:29:52.890 --> 00:29:57.269
happening, but okay. I don't know. Okay. Yeah.

00:29:57.349 --> 00:30:00.369
I don't know. Because I kept letting go of the

00:30:00.369 --> 00:30:03.440
pole and I was holding the right. and i just

00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:05.019
kept going to the left i'm like what's going

00:30:05.019 --> 00:30:07.160
on here and then i i think i read one of the

00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.140
achievements earlier and i was like oh damn it

00:30:09.140 --> 00:30:11.140
that's right you you can't control on hard mode

00:30:11.140 --> 00:30:14.819
that seems so pointless but okay really weird

00:30:14.819 --> 00:30:18.579
yeah there are certain polls that like uh send

00:30:18.579 --> 00:30:21.140
you to like a secret bonus uh round too so each

00:30:21.140 --> 00:30:23.339
level has a secret bonus round where you have

00:30:23.339 --> 00:30:26.059
to like traverse around the level and and at

00:30:26.059 --> 00:30:30.200
the end you get like a um a treasure and then

00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:32.019
i supposedly if you do that fast enough you can

00:30:32.019 --> 00:30:33.660
get like a continue but i was never able to do

00:30:33.660 --> 00:30:35.819
them fast enough and then i don't know if you

00:30:35.819 --> 00:30:39.460
notice but if if you get the more like uh treasures

00:30:39.460 --> 00:30:41.299
you get the more passwords you get at the end

00:30:41.299 --> 00:30:44.099
of the at the end of each oh really yeah they're

00:30:44.099 --> 00:30:45.720
like connected to how you unlock the passwords

00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:50.819
so okay yeah which the passwords are pretty cool

00:30:50.819 --> 00:30:53.400
they've got like a boss rush you can put in they

00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:56.380
have a time trial they have like level select

00:30:57.210 --> 00:30:59.250
They supposedly have a super hard mode, which

00:30:59.250 --> 00:31:00.410
I didn't even try that, so I don't even know

00:31:00.410 --> 00:31:03.509
how this game gets even harder. It's ridiculous,

00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:07.690
though. One hit, no continues? Yeah, sure, I

00:31:07.690 --> 00:31:10.150
don't know. You know, difficulty -wise, yeah,

00:31:10.210 --> 00:31:13.710
it can be pretty tough. I feel like it kind of

00:31:13.710 --> 00:31:15.930
fluctuates, though. There's some sections that

00:31:15.930 --> 00:31:19.190
are not bad, kind of easy, but then there's some

00:31:19.190 --> 00:31:21.230
parts that are really going to challenge you.

00:31:22.170 --> 00:31:26.009
I think another thing, too, in that... I think

00:31:26.009 --> 00:31:27.750
it's the fourth level. Maybe it's the third one

00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:30.430
where it's like music based. I don't know if

00:31:30.430 --> 00:31:32.670
it was like intentional, but the metronomes,

00:31:32.710 --> 00:31:35.029
they're placed on those spikes. I don't know

00:31:35.029 --> 00:31:37.569
if you can get them without stepping on the spikes

00:31:37.569 --> 00:31:40.289
and hurting yourself. So if you have one star,

00:31:40.390 --> 00:31:42.970
can you do it? It's hard. You can do it without

00:31:42.970 --> 00:31:44.910
getting hit, but it's not easy. You jump and

00:31:44.910 --> 00:31:47.529
then you have to grab down and then you go over.

00:31:47.990 --> 00:31:50.869
Right. I mean, there's some sections in this

00:31:50.869 --> 00:31:54.099
game. Well, because with Rystar, right? You can

00:31:54.099 --> 00:31:56.720
grab a wall and then kind of climb it that way

00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:59.880
by keep grabbing it. And I think there's sections

00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:02.779
in the game where you have to do that in order

00:32:02.779 --> 00:32:05.140
to progress. And I didn't like it because it

00:32:05.140 --> 00:32:06.880
feels like you're cheating when you do that.

00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:08.779
It feels like you're not supposed to do that

00:32:08.779 --> 00:32:12.519
instead of like the little bars that it gives

00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:15.339
to let you grab on them and climb them. Yeah,

00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:16.799
it's weird at first. Like in the early levels,

00:32:16.819 --> 00:32:18.500
it feels like a secret that you figured out.

00:32:18.539 --> 00:32:20.400
But then you find out later on that it's like

00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:22.220
something that they want you to do. Yeah, it's

00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:27.579
weird. What's up with the Sonic team with the

00:32:27.579 --> 00:32:31.180
intentional hits? I don't know. Why do they do

00:32:31.180 --> 00:32:32.940
that, man? I don't know. They hate their players.

00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:36.720
I guess so. It's so annoying. It is annoying.

00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.819
Yeah, they do that a lot. Some of the bosses

00:32:40.819 --> 00:32:45.400
are a pain. They're kind of a pain in the ass

00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:47.700
because at first they don't seem like they have

00:32:47.700 --> 00:32:50.180
any kind of tells. But I guess after a while

00:32:50.180 --> 00:32:53.049
you start seeing them. It's actually crazy. You

00:32:53.049 --> 00:32:57.049
just gotta learn their patterns. They do have

00:32:57.049 --> 00:32:58.670
some randomness to them, and they do actually

00:32:58.670 --> 00:33:00.849
have a lot of different techniques that they

00:33:00.849 --> 00:33:04.630
use. Like the armadillo guy will jump at you,

00:33:04.710 --> 00:33:07.690
he'll rocket around and throw stuff at you. It's

00:33:07.690 --> 00:33:10.750
pretty crazy. The shark one, I've beat like five

00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:14.609
or six times. And then he just did some random

00:33:14.609 --> 00:33:17.529
thing that I've never seen before. He has like

00:33:17.529 --> 00:33:19.069
ten different moves that he does. It's crazy.

00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.140
Like, one time you play and he won't do any of

00:33:22.140 --> 00:33:23.519
it, and one time you play and he'll do all of

00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.700
it. It's weird, yeah. Yeah. So there's, like,

00:33:26.779 --> 00:33:28.980
there's tells, but there's, like, also randomness

00:33:28.980 --> 00:33:31.359
to it. It's kind of weird. How did you get past

00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.400
that robot in the last level where you have to,

00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:36.000
like, push him up against a wall? You just got

00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:37.660
to keep slamming into him as fast as you can.

00:33:38.420 --> 00:33:41.539
Dude, I tried for, like, 30 minutes. I couldn't

00:33:41.539 --> 00:33:43.539
get past him. You got to get close. If you start

00:33:43.539 --> 00:33:46.160
up close to him, it's easier to do, but, yeah,

00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.869
it's not easy. That was make—I was— I could have

00:33:49.869 --> 00:33:51.670
beat the game on hard, but that's what stopped

00:33:51.670 --> 00:33:53.730
me. Oh, really? Yeah, he's tough. He's not easy.

00:33:54.250 --> 00:33:58.150
I don't know why. I mean, on regular mode, I

00:33:58.150 --> 00:34:01.190
had no problem. Yeah. I don't know. Well, then

00:34:01.190 --> 00:34:02.750
I found out, too, that when you grab something

00:34:02.750 --> 00:34:04.390
and when you're coming back off of it, you've

00:34:04.390 --> 00:34:07.349
got a few frames of invincibility. So you don't

00:34:07.349 --> 00:34:08.909
have to be too worried about getting hit when

00:34:08.909 --> 00:34:11.449
you're grabbing stuff, which is nice. Yeah, it's

00:34:11.449 --> 00:34:14.230
not easy, dude. It's tough, for sure. That was

00:34:14.230 --> 00:34:16.369
that stupid robot's what screwed me up. I could

00:34:16.369 --> 00:34:18.880
have beat the game. Something I didn't even plan

00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.059
on. Yeah, that happened to me a few times too,

00:34:21.099 --> 00:34:22.760
where I was like, oh, okay, I'll get through

00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:24.880
this part now. And then something else became

00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:26.460
hard that wasn't hard before. I'm like, what

00:34:26.460 --> 00:34:28.440
the hell is going on here? I don't know with

00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:30.780
you guys, but with me, I had a lot of problems

00:34:30.780 --> 00:34:34.099
with consistency, I guess, with the grabs and

00:34:34.099 --> 00:34:38.320
the areas that I wanted him to grab at. Yeah,

00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.679
sometimes it was hard to like... The diagonals,

00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:43.420
I guess, were... Yeah, that was what I had problems

00:34:43.420 --> 00:34:46.750
with, is the diagonal grabbing. It felt like

00:34:46.750 --> 00:34:48.150
there was a little bit of latency there for sure.

00:34:49.329 --> 00:34:51.489
Sometimes I wanted to grab straight up, but it

00:34:51.489 --> 00:34:54.630
wouldn't work that way. I felt like the consistency

00:34:54.630 --> 00:34:57.769
in the controls just were not there. Yeah, they're

00:34:57.769 --> 00:35:02.969
not perfect for sure. Yeah. And then I know for

00:35:02.969 --> 00:35:06.869
a fact that my hands went and grabbed the enemy,

00:35:07.010 --> 00:35:11.030
but it didn't actually grab. Yeah. Yeah. And

00:35:11.030 --> 00:35:12.829
I don't know about you guys, but I had to change

00:35:12.829 --> 00:35:16.099
the... I had to switch the jump and the grab.

00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:18.940
I don't know why. Oh, really? I didn't have an

00:35:18.940 --> 00:35:20.320
issue with that. Yeah, for some reason, I just

00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:22.500
could not get it to work when jump was on the

00:35:22.500 --> 00:35:25.679
left. I had to change it to the bottom for some

00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:27.880
reason. I don't know why. Yeah, I mean, it's

00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:30.280
not a complicated game. It's actually pretty

00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:34.500
simple to get a handle on, but it's just tough,

00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:37.829
man. There's only two concepts, jump and grab.

00:35:38.050 --> 00:35:39.730
Yeah, but they throw a lot of shit at you, though.

00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:42.469
It's crazy how much they are able to throw at

00:35:42.469 --> 00:35:46.210
you with just that little bit. And maybe that's

00:35:46.210 --> 00:35:48.730
my biggest gripe with this game, is I felt like

00:35:48.730 --> 00:35:53.449
it had a missing element. I wish there was just,

00:35:53.550 --> 00:35:56.530
like, another thing. Maybe, yeah, maybe it was

00:35:56.530 --> 00:35:58.369
a little too simple. Maybe like a power -up or,

00:35:58.489 --> 00:36:00.730
I don't know, something just to add to the gameplay,

00:36:00.889 --> 00:36:04.469
just a little bit. Right, yeah, yeah. I thought...

00:36:04.710 --> 00:36:06.949
maybe it was a little lackluster with just just

00:36:06.949 --> 00:36:10.369
grabbing yeah i could see that yep because there's

00:36:10.369 --> 00:36:11.750
no like power -ups you don't get any weapons

00:36:11.750 --> 00:36:13.690
you don't get any shot you don't shoot anything

00:36:13.690 --> 00:36:16.510
you don't get anything like that yeah nope yeah

00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:19.889
you can't touch these hands yeah pretty much

00:36:19.889 --> 00:36:22.010
just catching hands bro you catch me outside

00:36:22.010 --> 00:36:38.460
how about that how about that is it Yeah, but

00:36:38.460 --> 00:36:41.219
how about them graphics? Yeah. Alright, so yeah,

00:36:41.260 --> 00:36:43.000
let's go ahead and jump over to the graphics

00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:47.940
there. I will say, this might be the best looking

00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:50.800
game on the Genesis. Really? You think that?

00:36:50.980 --> 00:36:54.139
This game is beautiful, bro. I don't know about

00:36:54.139 --> 00:36:56.980
Vectamon, but it is a good looking game. To shame,

00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:02.639
dude. To shame? Well, not to shame. I think they're

00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:05.619
very close. You're talking crazy. I just think...

00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:08.639
The backgrounds and everything, there's more

00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:12.239
to them. It's very vibrant. I think with Vectorman,

00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:14.480
there's not a lot of backgrounds in some of the

00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:18.780
levels. Well, the thing is, it's more of like

00:37:18.780 --> 00:37:20.639
a setting. It's hard to compare them. Vectorman

00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:25.179
is more realistic, like a gritty kind of looking

00:37:25.179 --> 00:37:27.239
color, and this game is just very cartoony and

00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:30.380
vibrant. I mean, I know Vectorman is supposed

00:37:30.380 --> 00:37:35.489
to be like a dystopian, like, you know. robots

00:37:35.489 --> 00:37:38.869
taking over. I get that. But yeah, this game

00:37:38.869 --> 00:37:44.170
is just a lot more vibrant and just beautiful,

00:37:44.210 --> 00:37:48.769
man. Yeah, I agree. That Flora world or whatever.

00:37:49.030 --> 00:37:51.989
Yeah, the first level. That, dude. It's beautiful.

00:37:52.429 --> 00:37:54.849
Yeah, I agree. The backgrounds are really detailed

00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:57.730
and it's just a really good looking game. And

00:37:57.730 --> 00:37:58.949
the thing that's crazy to me is, I don't know

00:37:58.949 --> 00:38:01.150
if you noticed, but a lot of the enemies have

00:38:01.150 --> 00:38:03.969
so many different sprites. They have different

00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:08.599
um modes and stuff you know like um yeah i was

00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.239
just impressed like how many different sprites

00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:13.880
the characters have like rystar he he actually

00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:15.960
does a different like idle animation on each

00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:19.500
world which was crazy yeah like on the on the

00:38:19.500 --> 00:38:22.760
um lava planet he like sits down and like fans

00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.039
himself on the ice planet he like makes little

00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:27.179
snowmen like each one's a different uh animation

00:38:27.179 --> 00:38:29.900
which is pretty crazy but yeah and then they

00:38:29.900 --> 00:38:31.750
have like They have, like, lighting effects.

00:38:31.869 --> 00:38:33.869
Like, when you swim down, like, everything gets

00:38:33.869 --> 00:38:36.130
darker with the palette swapping of the colors

00:38:36.130 --> 00:38:38.070
and everything, which was crazy. And when you

00:38:38.070 --> 00:38:39.809
swim back up, it, like, gets lighter and everything.

00:38:39.909 --> 00:38:42.369
That was really impressive. Yeah, that was dope.

00:38:42.789 --> 00:38:44.170
Graphic effects and stuff. Yeah, that was cool.

00:38:44.289 --> 00:38:47.949
Yeah. Yeah. So... Just, like, Vectomon got lighter

00:38:47.949 --> 00:38:51.010
and darker. Yeah. Like, his lighting changed.

00:38:51.449 --> 00:38:53.869
Yeah. And then this game does a lot of playing

00:38:53.869 --> 00:38:55.710
around with the foreground and background switching

00:38:55.710 --> 00:38:59.019
stuff, which was cool, too. Like, sometimes there's,

00:38:59.099 --> 00:39:00.780
like, that one enemy who would, like, swing around.

00:39:01.260 --> 00:39:03.980
He, like, swung around in a circle, but he was,

00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:05.360
like, going from the foreground to the background.

00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.519
There's, like, a level where you get, like, teleported

00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:10.179
to the background. You're, like, walking behind

00:39:10.179 --> 00:39:13.440
the background imagery and stuff and everything.

00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:15.639
So, yeah, that was really, really interesting.

00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:18.139
The shark boss, too. You can see him in the back.

00:39:18.340 --> 00:39:20.579
Yep. All pissed off and everything coming to

00:39:20.579 --> 00:39:22.900
attack you. Yeah, that was a cool level. That

00:39:22.900 --> 00:39:24.500
was a cool level. You actually have to watch

00:39:24.500 --> 00:39:26.380
the background. You had to, like, to... Yeah.

00:39:27.789 --> 00:39:29.869
Same with Armadillo, dude. He was in the background

00:39:29.869 --> 00:39:36.250
at first. Yeah, him too. Everybody's angry in

00:39:36.250 --> 00:39:40.210
this game, dude. Even Ristar's angry. What's

00:39:40.210 --> 00:39:41.769
funny with that boss too is when you finally

00:39:41.769 --> 00:39:45.110
finish him off, it's just a tiny little Armadillo.

00:39:45.849 --> 00:39:49.550
He's still trying to hit you with the ground

00:39:49.550 --> 00:39:52.889
and he's not doing anything. And then Eric and

00:39:52.889 --> 00:39:54.329
Ryan Jacob, I don't know if you noticed in the

00:39:54.329 --> 00:39:56.519
credits, but like... It shows him, like, and

00:39:56.519 --> 00:39:58.920
his parents, like, yelling at him and stuff.

00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:03.239
Did you see that? That was funny. That was so

00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:06.639
funny. That's awesome. Yeah, it's like him, like,

00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:12.019
being yelled at. It was so funny. But, yeah,

00:40:12.139 --> 00:40:14.659
the graphics are incredible. I also love, like,

00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:17.980
the design, too. Like, the level and title card

00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:21.119
design. Like, it has just that 90s, like, design

00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:23.780
to it. I love it so much. Sonic. Yeah, I mean,

00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:25.460
it is Sonic the Hedgehog, too, but. I don't know.

00:40:25.500 --> 00:40:28.119
It's so nostalgic. It looks so good. I love it.

00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:31.300
Yeah, no, it's awesome. It's such a good way

00:40:31.300 --> 00:40:35.519
to get into the level. And then speaking of Sonic,

00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:38.440
that snow level intro, that seemed pretty familiar.

00:40:38.780 --> 00:40:42.940
Yeah, that's so Sonic. Straight from Sonic 3

00:40:42.940 --> 00:40:53.909
where he's snowboarding down the mountain. Yeah,

00:40:53.949 --> 00:40:56.510
I've heard they used a decent amount of assets

00:40:56.510 --> 00:41:00.730
in this game. Yeah. Or whatever, the same assets

00:41:00.730 --> 00:41:05.070
from, what was it, Sonic CD? Oh, yeah, Sonic

00:41:05.070 --> 00:41:06.730
CD. I didn't notice that, but they might have,

00:41:06.789 --> 00:41:11.250
yeah. Oh, I know when you're fighting Lord Greedy,

00:41:11.409 --> 00:41:16.309
that siren noise? Mm -hmm. That's in Sonic. Oh,

00:41:16.349 --> 00:41:18.650
we have music and sound. A lot of the sounds

00:41:18.650 --> 00:41:21.769
are from Sonic, yeah. Yeah, I don't know how

00:41:21.769 --> 00:41:25.989
much... Like visual, but audio -wise, yeah, he's

00:41:25.989 --> 00:41:30.250
a good amount. I think even his grab is Sonic's

00:41:30.250 --> 00:41:35.949
jump distorted. Maybe, yeah. I think so. Yeah,

00:41:35.989 --> 00:41:38.829
it's one of those Sonic noises. I heard it a

00:41:38.829 --> 00:41:40.650
couple of times, and I'm like, oh, that's Sonic.

00:41:42.050 --> 00:41:46.530
Yeah, Lord Greedy's got a lot of audio. I know

00:41:46.530 --> 00:41:48.969
there's like when you break stuff, there's like

00:41:48.969 --> 00:41:52.380
breaking noises in there. Yeah. I think some

00:41:52.380 --> 00:41:55.800
explosion stuff is in there, too. Yeah, there's

00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:59.559
definitely some crossover, for sure. Yeah, it's

00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.159
pretty funny. Yeah, it's funny to hear that stuff.

00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:04.219
There's also, like, a lot of samples in this

00:42:04.219 --> 00:42:06.139
game. Like, Ristar talks quite a bit in this

00:42:06.139 --> 00:42:08.460
game. I guess that was kind of the thing at the

00:42:08.460 --> 00:42:10.500
end of the Genesis's life, was just having characters

00:42:10.500 --> 00:42:12.659
talk. Because Vectorman did a lot of the same

00:42:12.659 --> 00:42:16.860
stuff. Yep. Yeah, and then the music. I actually

00:42:16.860 --> 00:42:20.150
like the music in this game. It's very... I don't

00:42:20.150 --> 00:42:21.469
know, it's just got like a really bouncy feel

00:42:21.469 --> 00:42:24.150
to it. It's uplifting and stuff. I like it. Yeah,

00:42:24.150 --> 00:42:27.150
it's uppity. Yeah, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

00:42:27.769 --> 00:42:31.550
So, it'll definitely be added to my list. Yup.

00:42:33.630 --> 00:42:35.909
I think we said this before, but I don't know

00:42:35.909 --> 00:42:38.090
if all just good music on the Genesis sounds

00:42:38.090 --> 00:42:40.590
like Sonic music, or... Yeah, it's definitely...

00:42:40.590 --> 00:42:43.849
It definitely sounds like Sonic, but I mean,

00:42:43.849 --> 00:42:45.989
this is the people who worked on Sonic the Hedgehog,

00:42:46.030 --> 00:42:48.429
so that's not surprising at all. True. True.

00:42:48.550 --> 00:42:49.969
Well, I don't know if they worked on Sonic, but

00:42:49.969 --> 00:42:51.869
they went and worked with Sonic, the Hedgehog

00:42:51.869 --> 00:42:56.750
characters, or developers. I heard these guys

00:42:56.750 --> 00:43:00.429
who made this, well, some of the people who worked

00:43:00.429 --> 00:43:03.469
on this game, they made Sonic CD. Oh, Sonic CD,

00:43:03.610 --> 00:43:06.590
yeah? Oh, okay. Yeah. I had read they just went

00:43:06.590 --> 00:43:08.909
and worked on Nights into Dreams, but that might

00:43:08.909 --> 00:43:13.269
be true, yeah. Yeah, that I know. You can definitely

00:43:13.269 --> 00:43:16.429
see a lot of Sonic inspiration in this, for sure.

00:43:17.230 --> 00:43:20.869
Oh, yeah. Okay. You guys got anything else to

00:43:20.869 --> 00:43:25.789
say about Ristar? I don't know if you guys brought

00:43:25.789 --> 00:43:29.489
it up, but I really like the animation at the

00:43:29.489 --> 00:43:32.130
end of every level. Ristar would grab onto that

00:43:32.130 --> 00:43:34.590
pole or whatever, and then he would fling himself

00:43:34.590 --> 00:43:36.949
out of the planet, and you could see him dash

00:43:36.949 --> 00:43:38.730
through space. I thought that was really cool.

00:43:38.849 --> 00:43:40.909
I love that. Yeah, the star effect looked pretty

00:43:40.909 --> 00:43:45.369
sick, too. And that song for that level clear,

00:43:45.550 --> 00:43:48.010
oh, I love that one. Yeah, it's good. It was

00:43:48.010 --> 00:43:50.710
such a good song. Yeah. Yeah, that was a cool

00:43:50.710 --> 00:43:53.510
aspect because you're like traveling from planet

00:43:53.510 --> 00:43:57.250
to planet. Yeah, the star effect that they have

00:43:57.250 --> 00:43:58.789
in the background was really cool looking. It

00:43:58.789 --> 00:44:01.630
was like a 3D star effect. Speaking of those

00:44:01.630 --> 00:44:04.150
samples, did you catch what he said at the end,

00:44:04.210 --> 00:44:07.730
wouldn't you be greedy? No, I don't think so.

00:44:08.369 --> 00:44:10.789
He's supposed to be saying hasta la vista. Oh,

00:44:10.929 --> 00:44:13.989
really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to hear.

00:44:14.250 --> 00:44:18.929
Some of those samples are hard to hear. Yeah,

00:44:18.949 --> 00:44:21.050
they are. I think he says, play with me at the

00:44:21.050 --> 00:44:22.510
beginning. I think that's what he said. Yeah,

00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:24.630
I think so. Even with Vectormon, some of them

00:44:24.630 --> 00:44:35.670
were tough to hear. Okay, let's talk achievements

00:44:35.670 --> 00:44:40.860
here. Rystar has 29 achievements worth 425 points,

00:44:41.079 --> 00:44:44.920
which is a pretty good amount for only 29 achievements.

00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:48.619
Yeah. Alright, did you guys master this game?

00:44:49.619 --> 00:44:56.619
No. No. I did. Did you? Yes. You sure did. Yeah,

00:44:56.659 --> 00:44:58.860
I did it just before we got on. I know, you did

00:44:58.860 --> 00:45:01.099
a lot today, huh? I did, yeah. I got lucky, right?

00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:04.139
Damn. Why? Because I beat the game. Well, I did

00:45:04.139 --> 00:45:06.110
do... boss rush to, like, figure out the bosses

00:45:06.110 --> 00:45:08.710
and stuff, and then I beat the game on normal

00:45:08.710 --> 00:45:10.090
mode, and I was like, you know what, I already

00:45:10.090 --> 00:45:12.670
know the levels and stuff, I might as well just

00:45:12.670 --> 00:45:14.289
go through it on hard mode, and I got through

00:45:14.289 --> 00:45:16.449
it pretty easily, so. I'm telling you, dude,

00:45:16.469 --> 00:45:18.010
once you figure out the bosses, this game gets

00:45:18.010 --> 00:45:23.110
a lot easier. Yeah. I struggled with the stupid,

00:45:23.190 --> 00:45:26.329
like, mini bosses more than I did on the bosses.

00:45:26.670 --> 00:45:29.030
On hard mode. Yeah, I know, the stupid motherfucker

00:45:29.030 --> 00:45:32.610
that throws snowball fight with you, dude, fuck

00:45:32.610 --> 00:45:37.190
that guy, man. I hate the one with the... Like

00:45:37.190 --> 00:45:40.090
the six robots? He's like the turtle with the

00:45:40.090 --> 00:45:44.050
stupid other orbs circling around him. Yeah,

00:45:44.070 --> 00:45:46.389
he's a bitch too. Yeah, oh my god. On 6 -1, that

00:45:46.389 --> 00:45:49.250
mini -boss on 6 -1. Yeah, dude. Oh my god, I

00:45:49.250 --> 00:45:51.750
hated that dude. He's a bitch too, yeah. I know,

00:45:51.789 --> 00:45:53.190
they're sometimes harder than a regular boss.

00:45:53.369 --> 00:45:57.269
Yeah, I know. Yeah, this list is pretty good.

00:45:57.329 --> 00:46:01.379
It's not bad. I like it. Yeah, it's not... Overly

00:46:01.379 --> 00:46:03.039
complicated. No, most of it's just get through

00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:06.440
the worlds. Get scoring. The scoring one's kind

00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:07.519
of hard because you have to get one that's like

00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.559
230k. I had to grind for that one, which was

00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:13.800
kind of annoying. How did you do that? On world

00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.280
2 -1, I think it is, with the frog thing that

00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:20.559
just keeps spitting out frogs. Oh, okay. I just

00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:22.380
stayed there. It took me like an hour. I just

00:46:22.380 --> 00:46:26.760
killed frogs for like an hour. Jesus. Okay. I

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:28.079
don't know if that's the best way to do it. That's

00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:31.139
just the way I did it. Yeah. I read there's like

00:46:31.139 --> 00:46:33.519
a low, low risk. Yeah. I read there's like a

00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:35.679
gym and like five, one or something that's worth

00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:38.119
like almost 20 ,000 points that you can just

00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:40.699
keep dying and getting, but. Oh really? Yeah.

00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:42.400
Something like that. But I was like, I'll just

00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:45.380
do this. Yeah. It was like the last one I needed.

00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:48.960
So I was like, I'll just do this. Yeah. It's

00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:50.719
supposed to just be the game. And then the hardest

00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:52.800
one I think is either that one or the beat the

00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:56.460
game on hard. So like I said, once you get the

00:46:56.460 --> 00:47:00.099
bosses down, it's not too bad. So yeah. The hard's

00:47:00.099 --> 00:47:03.420
really not overly hard. No, and plus, like I

00:47:03.420 --> 00:47:04.800
said, once I found out you can get your health

00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:07.900
back up to four, it's really not that bad. Yeah.

00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.800
As long as you collect all the extra lives, it

00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:13.420
does make it easier. Yeah, true. And then just

00:47:13.420 --> 00:47:18.239
like Vectormon, the maps for this game were really

00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:21.739
good. Yeah. It was actually good maps for this

00:47:21.739 --> 00:47:23.199
game that show you where everything is and stuff.

00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:26.619
What was that? Get all the bonus stuff. Some

00:47:26.619 --> 00:47:28.880
of those bonus levels are hard. Yeah, they're

00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:30.360
kind of a pain in the butt, and you can't level

00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:32.599
select for those. You have to play out the game

00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.760
to get those. Yeah, they're tough. But you can

00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.159
do a mode where you just play through them all?

00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:41.940
Yeah, you can do time trial, and then you can

00:47:41.940 --> 00:47:46.500
actually get all 12 on one playthrough through

00:47:46.500 --> 00:47:47.960
that, so that one's actually not that hard either.

00:47:48.539 --> 00:47:50.420
Yeah, so I guess you could just practice on them

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:55.019
with that. That's what I did, yeah. Yeah, I would

00:47:55.019 --> 00:47:56.599
say overall, I'd say it's a pretty moderate.

00:47:58.529 --> 00:48:00.210
Difficulty. It's not too bad. It just depends.

00:48:00.349 --> 00:48:02.829
If you're not good at 2D platformers, then this

00:48:02.829 --> 00:48:06.090
might be really hard. I mean, achievement -wise,

00:48:06.230 --> 00:48:08.010
they're not. Yeah, the achievements themselves.

00:48:09.210 --> 00:48:11.969
Any kind of achievements you wish were in there?

00:48:12.730 --> 00:48:14.309
Not that I can think of. Yeah, I don't think

00:48:14.309 --> 00:48:17.090
so. I'm surprised this one doesn't have no -hit

00:48:17.090 --> 00:48:21.070
bosses or anything in it. Yeah, I know. Sometimes

00:48:21.070 --> 00:48:24.230
I appreciate those. Yeah, actually, I don't think

00:48:24.230 --> 00:48:26.739
it would be too hard on this one, honestly. No,

00:48:26.900 --> 00:48:29.280
just greedy, really. Yeah, greedy would be kind

00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:31.239
of a pain in the ass. Greedy's the hardest one.

00:48:32.099 --> 00:48:35.360
And that stupid bird, man. I was going to say,

00:48:35.460 --> 00:48:37.880
that's the one I was going to bring up. Hate

00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:40.599
that boss. Dude, for the longest time, and then...

00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:45.599
I just want to know, whoever... 30 years ago,

00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:48.059
whoever made up the name Edelmore Lunch, I just

00:48:48.059 --> 00:48:49.679
want you to know that that name is still hitting.

00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:52.300
It still makes me laugh 30 years later. It's

00:48:52.300 --> 00:48:54.219
one of the best names of an enemy ever, but...

00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:57.380
Anyway, eat more lunch. He was a bitch at first.

00:48:57.420 --> 00:48:59.619
I could not figure him out, but then... Yeah,

00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:01.880
he took a minute. I realized all you have to

00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:03.380
do is just fucking grab him when he jumps at

00:49:03.380 --> 00:49:07.139
you. That's it. Oh, yeah, I guess so. And you

00:49:07.139 --> 00:49:08.659
can get away with that while getting hit. It's

00:49:08.659 --> 00:49:13.099
so obvious, but... I never did that. I just let

00:49:13.099 --> 00:49:16.860
him... You can go under him. You can, but it's

00:49:16.860 --> 00:49:19.119
not easy, and you get hit sometimes. I figured

00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:21.320
it out, but you have to time it just right. But

00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:22.940
sometimes I still got hit. All you have to do

00:49:22.940 --> 00:49:24.789
is just stand still. It's not guaranteed. All

00:49:24.789 --> 00:49:26.070
you have to do is stand still and grab him when

00:49:26.070 --> 00:49:29.110
he comes down. That's it. I don't know why I

00:49:29.110 --> 00:49:30.869
didn't think about that. I know, it took me so

00:49:30.869 --> 00:49:33.230
long to figure that out. I didn't think I could,

00:49:33.369 --> 00:49:37.710
honestly. I know, yeah, I know. But yeah, still

00:49:37.710 --> 00:49:39.449
the best boss name of all time, Eaglemore Lunch.

00:49:42.769 --> 00:49:45.309
Alright, anything else? I'm glad there's no super

00:49:45.309 --> 00:49:47.250
hard achievement on here. Yeah, I'm surprised

00:49:47.250 --> 00:49:48.409
that one's not in there because there's a super

00:49:48.409 --> 00:49:52.869
hard mode. Maybe that's in the subset. Ooh, maybe.

00:49:53.289 --> 00:49:57.570
I don't think it has, that's it. Alright, anything

00:49:57.570 --> 00:50:01.110
else anybody wants to say about Ristar? If not,

00:50:01.210 --> 00:50:03.369
let's go ahead and jump over to the final verdict

00:50:03.369 --> 00:51:07.309
for Ristar. the final verdict. We don't use scores

00:51:07.309 --> 00:51:08.929
or numbering here. We use a very simple system.

00:51:09.070 --> 00:51:11.130
Did you enjoy the game? And would you recommend

00:51:11.130 --> 00:51:12.829
the game? Because that's what it's all about,

00:51:12.929 --> 00:51:16.449
right? Alright, so who wants to go first? Ryan,

00:51:16.630 --> 00:51:20.650
why don't you go first for Rystar here. What

00:51:20.650 --> 00:51:23.329
do you think? Did you enjoy the game? I did,

00:51:23.449 --> 00:51:27.750
but not really that much. I mean, it's pretty

00:51:27.750 --> 00:51:34.030
simple gameplay. Just grabbing things and killing

00:51:34.030 --> 00:51:38.969
them. You don't really jump on them or hit them,

00:51:39.070 --> 00:51:41.829
I guess. So gameplay's pretty simple, but the

00:51:41.829 --> 00:51:45.349
bosses can be hard. Some of the levels can be

00:51:45.349 --> 00:51:48.489
a pain, too, with traversing them and trying

00:51:48.489 --> 00:51:51.590
to figure out what you can and can't grab sometimes.

00:51:53.210 --> 00:51:56.590
But the game is fucking beautiful, man. I mean,

00:51:56.610 --> 00:51:58.730
this is... I agree with you. I think this is

00:51:58.730 --> 00:52:01.710
the best -looking game on the Genesis. Yeah,

00:52:01.809 --> 00:52:04.250
it's pretty astounding. I mean, Vectorman is...

00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:07.500
really good looking too, but there's just something

00:52:07.500 --> 00:52:09.400
about this game. I think it's just the colors.

00:52:09.860 --> 00:52:12.179
Yeah, just more vibrancy. I think that we just

00:52:12.179 --> 00:52:14.880
like better. Yeah, yeah. But there's just so

00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:18.840
many just colors that pop too, you know? Mm -hmm.

00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:25.019
But, yeah, I enjoyed it. I mean, I don't know

00:52:25.019 --> 00:52:28.239
why we keep having a fucking Sonic theme for

00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:29.380
the past. Yeah, I don't know what's going on

00:52:29.380 --> 00:52:31.659
there. three or four games that we played, but...

00:52:31.659 --> 00:52:34.099
We're fucking Sega kids, apparently. It is what

00:52:34.099 --> 00:52:38.900
it is, yeah. But, yeah, I enjoyed it. Alright.

00:52:39.019 --> 00:52:43.460
Would you recommend it? I think so, yeah. If

00:52:43.460 --> 00:52:47.639
you like 2D platformers, this one's a... This

00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.460
one's an okay one. I would say decent. It's not

00:52:51.460 --> 00:52:54.519
your regular one. Like I said, you don't really

00:52:54.519 --> 00:52:57.179
have anything but grabbing. It's pretty much

00:52:57.179 --> 00:52:59.780
your... Main attack, you just grab and jump.

00:52:59.860 --> 00:53:03.719
Yeah, butt grabbing. Butt squeezing. You just

00:53:03.719 --> 00:53:08.199
grab and jump, really. But you can traverse.

00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:12.460
It's pretty interesting. But yeah, there's just

00:53:12.460 --> 00:53:16.840
not really too much to it, really. But again,

00:53:17.019 --> 00:53:20.380
I think the graphics really stand out in this

00:53:20.380 --> 00:53:23.900
game a lot. And there's a lot of cool Sonic.

00:53:24.789 --> 00:53:27.090
sound effects that you if you played sonic you'll

00:53:27.090 --> 00:53:30.809
you'll hear for sure but yeah i'd recommend it

00:53:30.809 --> 00:53:34.510
okay yeah i agree with all that for the most

00:53:34.510 --> 00:53:37.210
part i i enjoy the game um it's definitely difficult

00:53:37.210 --> 00:53:39.389
it's got that old school hardness to it but once

00:53:39.389 --> 00:53:41.809
you keep playing through it um which is not a

00:53:41.809 --> 00:53:44.050
bad thing i mean i think some games are better

00:53:44.050 --> 00:53:46.380
for it but this is one of those games you just

00:53:46.380 --> 00:53:47.820
kind of have to keep playing through it it's

00:53:47.820 --> 00:53:49.099
going to be like where you get to world three

00:53:49.099 --> 00:53:51.360
and then you die then you get to world five then

00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:53.000
you die then you get to the final boss and die

00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:54.219
like it's just one of those games you have to

00:53:54.219 --> 00:53:55.679
just keep playing through and playing through

00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:58.059
but yeah it's it's a fun game it's got a different

00:53:58.059 --> 00:54:00.300
concept you have to jump and grab grabbing is

00:54:00.300 --> 00:54:02.260
the main mechanic which is kind of weird for

00:54:02.260 --> 00:54:05.099
a 2d platformer but it works pretty well and

00:54:05.099 --> 00:54:07.239
the controls are pretty good it's not perfect

00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:09.059
it's got a couple small things wrong with it

00:54:09.059 --> 00:54:11.059
but i don't think any of it take away from the

00:54:11.059 --> 00:54:14.480
main game so um so i would also recommend it

00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:17.260
to I was kind of on the fence about it just because

00:54:17.260 --> 00:54:19.619
of how difficult this game is. But, I mean, if

00:54:19.619 --> 00:54:21.380
you're playing older 2D platformers like this,

00:54:21.460 --> 00:54:22.500
I think you kind of know what you're getting

00:54:22.500 --> 00:54:26.719
into. So, I would recommend it as well. Alright,

00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:28.940
Jacob, what do you got? Did you enjoy the game?

00:54:30.059 --> 00:54:33.179
Yeah, definitely. As you guys mentioned before,

00:54:33.340 --> 00:54:35.599
gameplay can be pretty tough. But, I mean, there

00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:38.519
definitely is some fun parts to it. You know,

00:54:38.539 --> 00:54:40.599
there's a puzzle aspect to some of the levels,

00:54:40.699 --> 00:54:43.250
too. I definitely enjoyed figuring out how to

00:54:43.250 --> 00:54:46.630
get through some of those passages. So and then,

00:54:46.650 --> 00:54:48.409
you know, as you guys are saying, graphics look

00:54:48.409 --> 00:54:50.949
great. And, you know, the music was pretty good,

00:54:51.010 --> 00:54:53.230
too. So the game definitely has a good amount

00:54:53.230 --> 00:54:56.250
of charm as well. I agree. Would you recommend

00:54:56.250 --> 00:55:01.369
it? Yeah, probably. You know, despite its difficulty,

00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:04.050
you can you could get through this game. You

00:55:04.050 --> 00:55:06.469
just got to sink some time into it. But I mean,

00:55:06.489 --> 00:55:08.269
while you're there, you're going to be, you know.

00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.619
looking at the graphics and being amazed about

00:55:10.619 --> 00:55:13.019
how good they are and enjoying the music. So

00:55:13.019 --> 00:55:16.420
I think it's definitely worth a shot. I agree.

00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:19.440
All right, Derek, it's your game. What are you

00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:23.599
saying? Yeah, I enjoyed it. At first, you know,

00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:27.599
trying to figure everything out and just go through

00:55:27.599 --> 00:55:30.420
everything. It was, like you guys said, it was

00:55:30.420 --> 00:55:33.920
a little difficult. But I did enjoy it. There

00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:35.619
are some parts that are pretty tough in this

00:55:35.619 --> 00:55:42.199
game, and I almost broke my controller. At first,

00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:44.199
I probably said I probably wouldn't recommend

00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:47.380
this game, but I think I would. You guys nailed

00:55:47.380 --> 00:55:53.260
a lot of the great aspects of the game. The graphics

00:55:53.260 --> 00:55:57.860
are very good. The music's very good. I actually

00:55:57.860 --> 00:56:00.519
think we're kind of outliers here with the game

00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:03.599
because I read so many comments saying this is

00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:07.139
the best game ever made. Everybody says that

00:56:07.139 --> 00:56:08.860
about every game we've played. Yeah, I was just

00:56:08.860 --> 00:56:10.400
about to say that. Well, every Sonic game that

00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:13.300
we play, yeah. Yeah, true. I don't know if that's

00:56:13.300 --> 00:56:15.539
a Sonic thing or what. I mean, it's a really

00:56:15.539 --> 00:56:17.199
good game, but I just don't feel like the balance

00:56:17.199 --> 00:56:20.980
is good enough. Yeah, no. The balance is off.

00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:24.199
Well, that's what we're going to talk about next.

00:56:24.219 --> 00:56:28.539
Yeah, well, not enough to, you know, not enjoy

00:56:28.539 --> 00:56:30.420
the game. This game, yes, it is a good game.

00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:34.539
It's difficult, but again, you put the time into

00:56:34.539 --> 00:56:38.079
it. and learn the the bosses the levels it does

00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:41.880
get easier yeah um but it is fun it is enjoyable

00:56:41.880 --> 00:56:45.679
true just uh i think greedy was just the biggest

00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:48.280
the hardest thing man yeah he's he is a tough

00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:52.179
boss yep yeah but so like you said once you get

00:56:52.179 --> 00:56:53.940
you know how to do it i can get through without

00:56:53.940 --> 00:56:56.380
getting hit now so yeah i was i was thinking

00:56:56.380 --> 00:56:57.940
how many comments we're gonna get saying that

00:56:57.940 --> 00:56:59.699
this game's so easy what the hell are these guys

00:56:59.699 --> 00:57:05.309
talking about Yeah. We beat these hardest games

00:57:05.309 --> 00:57:09.469
and say they're easy. Who knows? This game can

00:57:09.469 --> 00:57:13.510
be tough, but like I said, I made it to 6 -2

00:57:13.510 --> 00:57:16.530
my first playthrough. I struggled, don't get

00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:19.449
me wrong. It gives you continues and stuff too,

00:57:19.510 --> 00:57:22.170
which we didn't even talk about. Yeah, true.

00:57:22.530 --> 00:57:25.630
My first playthrough, I did not like this game.

00:57:26.949 --> 00:57:32.800
You can ask Eric. I was fucking pissed. But then

00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:34.480
once I figured it out, I was like, all right,

00:57:34.519 --> 00:57:37.940
this game's pretty dope. All right, so that's

00:57:37.940 --> 00:57:39.719
what we think. What do you guys out there, what

00:57:39.719 --> 00:57:41.380
do the gamers think about this game? Did you

00:57:41.380 --> 00:57:43.579
enjoy it? Would you recommend it? Let us know.

00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:48.940
Let us. Let us. Let us. Can I say one thing before

00:57:48.940 --> 00:57:50.920
we go on the next game? Sure, go ahead. Can we

00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.300
take a fucking break from the 2D platformers,

00:57:53.300 --> 00:57:54.860
please? Why, you don't like them? I feel like

00:57:54.860 --> 00:57:58.230
we've played so many, dude. We only played two.

00:57:58.250 --> 00:58:00.929
Like what, bro? We played like four. No. Yeah.

00:58:01.570 --> 00:58:04.289
No, we played, what, two back -to -back? Well,

00:58:04.329 --> 00:58:05.869
I've got bad news for you, Ryan. A lot of retro

00:58:05.869 --> 00:58:09.269
games, they're 2D platforms. I know. It's like

00:58:09.269 --> 00:58:12.150
80 % of retro games. We also have 5 ,000 games

00:58:12.150 --> 00:58:15.269
on the list, so. All right. Well, from what I

00:58:15.269 --> 00:58:18.489
see, the next game on the list isn't a 2D platformer.

00:58:19.010 --> 00:58:21.550
True. Okay. We're going to be playing Conker's

00:58:21.550 --> 00:58:25.090
Bad Fur Day for the Nintendo 64. Jacob, I don't

00:58:25.090 --> 00:58:27.869
think you're old enough to play this game. Really?

00:58:28.130 --> 00:58:32.449
I can drink. Yeah, but you also have to be mature.

00:58:32.670 --> 00:58:36.570
Yeah, that's true. Alright, you guys have any

00:58:36.570 --> 00:58:39.650
prior experience with this game? No, I've never

00:58:39.650 --> 00:58:43.349
played this game. The closest thing I had to

00:58:43.349 --> 00:58:46.889
experience is I watched an entire playthrough

00:58:46.889 --> 00:58:49.610
of this game years ago, so I remember parts,

00:58:49.829 --> 00:58:53.869
but not a whole lot. Yeah, I had a friend who

00:58:53.869 --> 00:58:56.110
had this when I was younger, and I watched him

00:58:56.110 --> 00:58:57.769
play a little bit of it, so I know a little bit

00:58:57.769 --> 00:59:00.929
about it. I know it's kind of a... I don't even

00:59:00.929 --> 00:59:02.730
know what you call it, a stupid game, I guess.

00:59:03.610 --> 00:59:07.329
I played it. I don't remember when or how long,

00:59:07.329 --> 00:59:10.610
but I played it a very, very little bit, so I

00:59:10.610 --> 00:59:13.769
don't remember anything. Yeah. This is definitely

00:59:13.769 --> 00:59:15.489
a how -the -fuck -did -this -get -made -on -a

00:59:15.489 --> 00:59:19.820
-Nintendo kind of game. Yeah. So I've heard.

00:59:20.019 --> 00:59:21.400
Alright, let's take a look at the front R here.

00:59:21.500 --> 00:59:25.800
We got Conker and I guess his girlfriend. Conker

00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:28.019
is holding, that's definitely apple juice he's

00:59:28.019 --> 00:59:32.519
got in his cup. Ice cold apple juice. Ice cold

00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:35.460
appy juice. Getting crunk off the apple juice.

00:59:35.500 --> 00:59:38.340
Yeah, he definitely looks like it. And then yeah,

00:59:38.340 --> 00:59:41.500
it just says Conker's bad birthday. This game

00:59:41.500 --> 00:59:46.179
is not for anyone under age 17. Why 17? Why is

00:59:46.179 --> 00:59:51.500
it not 18? Because it was 17. I guess. This is

00:59:51.500 --> 00:59:53.960
one to four. This is four player. Is there like

00:59:53.960 --> 00:59:57.599
a multiplayer mode? I think so. I think it's

00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:59.880
kind of similar to GoldenEye if I'm not mistaken.

00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:01.480
That's what it looks like on the back. Which

01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:03.340
makes sense because it's rare. We might have

01:00:03.340 --> 01:00:04.719
to try and figure out how to get that working.

01:00:05.300 --> 01:00:11.920
Yeah. Designed for the rumble pad. Nice. I don't

01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:16.059
know why but I hate emulating the 64 controller

01:00:16.059 --> 01:00:24.789
so much. How come? It's so awkward. Yeah. Alright,

01:00:24.929 --> 01:00:27.530
let's go ahead and jump to the back here. Jacob,

01:00:27.650 --> 01:00:28.710
you wanna go ahead and give it a read there?

01:00:29.510 --> 01:00:32.909
The guys at Rare have been very, very naughty.

01:00:33.429 --> 01:00:36.530
The day after his 21st birthday bash, Conker

01:00:36.530 --> 01:00:39.110
is sporting the worst hangover ever, and he just

01:00:39.110 --> 01:00:41.570
can't seem to find his way home. Prepare to stagger

01:00:41.570 --> 01:00:46.750
through Randy, Raunchy, Rick, Rackus? Rackus.

01:00:47.170 --> 01:00:49.590
Rackus scenarios crammed full of bad manners,

01:00:49.769 --> 01:00:52.150
twisted humor, and graphic bodily functions.

01:00:52.530 --> 01:00:54.630
Unless you're a fan of violence, foul language,

01:00:54.710 --> 01:00:57.250
and racy innuendo, you best steer clear of this

01:00:57.250 --> 01:01:01.929
one. Warped enemies. Meet slow -wooded farm implements,

01:01:02.150 --> 01:01:05.510
a well -endowed sunflower, and a mysterious beast

01:01:05.510 --> 01:01:08.969
known only as the Great Mighty Poo. Bizarre behaviors.

01:01:09.489 --> 01:01:13.050
Transform into a vampire's guano -dropping -

01:01:14.010 --> 01:01:16.750
Yeah, drop and clacky. Battle a caveman whose

01:01:16.750 --> 01:01:19.289
bone is worse than his bite and storm the beach

01:01:19.289 --> 01:01:21.889
in an amphibious assault on an army of sinister

01:01:21.889 --> 01:01:25.929
stuffed bears. Frenetic multiplayer modes. Team

01:01:25.929 --> 01:01:30.070
up with friends or go it alone in seven different

01:01:30.070 --> 01:01:32.610
multiplayer games or five different free -for

01:01:32.610 --> 01:01:34.590
-all arenas. I didn't know that was in here.

01:01:34.750 --> 01:01:38.409
That sounds cool. Yeah. All right. These screenshots

01:01:38.409 --> 01:01:42.280
are pretty crazy looking. This looks like gameplay,

01:01:42.440 --> 01:01:45.340
though. This looks like cutscenes. Yeah. Yeah.

01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:47.539
But yeah, then they have the multiplayer here,

01:01:47.579 --> 01:01:51.519
which is pretty crazy looking. Huh. I can't wait

01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:53.260
to see that well -endowed sunflower. That's what

01:01:53.260 --> 01:01:55.400
I'm looking forward to. Yeah. I want to get...

01:01:55.400 --> 01:01:57.880
You see that dinosaur? I want to know what that's

01:01:57.880 --> 01:01:59.840
about. Wait, is it a male sunflower or a female

01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:03.400
sunflower? I think it's a female sunflower. I

01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:06.820
think they're both. I don't think you say well

01:02:06.820 --> 01:02:11.969
-endowed for women, do you? For what? For women?

01:02:12.869 --> 01:02:20.909
Yeah, true. But this was back then. It's a different

01:02:20.909 --> 01:02:23.510
time back then. Alright, let's move on before

01:02:23.510 --> 01:02:28.909
we get cancelled then. Oh dude, this is not even

01:02:28.909 --> 01:02:31.409
it, bro. This is just a service. Yeah, the T

01:02:31.409 --> 01:02:33.250
-Rex is pretty crazy. I guess you ride a T -Rex.

01:02:34.989 --> 01:02:36.989
Interesting. Alright, you guys looking forward

01:02:36.989 --> 01:02:40.820
to playing this game? Yeah. Yeah, I am too. It's

01:02:40.820 --> 01:02:42.599
been a long time since I've seen anything about

01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:44.019
this game, but it's always been one I've wanted

01:02:44.019 --> 01:02:48.139
to play, so. Same. Looking forward to it. Alright,

01:02:48.340 --> 01:02:50.420
you gamers out there, are you interested in this

01:02:50.420 --> 01:02:52.039
one? Let us know if you got any experience with

01:02:52.039 --> 01:02:54.739
it, if you're interested in playing it. Otherwise,

01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:57.800
don't ever stop gaming, and we'll see you for

01:02:57.800 --> 01:03:00.699
the next one. Peace. Peace out.
