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Today, we're talking sick kids, silly monkeys,

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and why the hell am I already thirsty? It's Survival

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Kids for the Game Boy Color. Hello everyone,

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welcome to Retro Game & Beyond presents Retro

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Game Club. We're your hosts, Joe, Eric, Ryan,

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and Jacob Vanderloski. And we've been surviving

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off one game this session since we've been playing

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Survival Kids for the Game Boy Color. But a couple

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things before that though. First, I wanted to

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mention this last episode, but we've made it

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to Double Digit, boys. Oh yeah. We made it to

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episode 11. I can't believe we've already done

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11 of these. That's insane. Yeah, I didn't think

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we'd ever even start this thing, so I'm pretty

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happy with it. Yeah. So I'm pretty happy to,

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this has become like a highlight of my week for

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sure. So yeah, I mean, I definitely look forward

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to it, man. Yeah. I'm enjoying this. So this

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is dope. So I hope we can get to like, I'm looking

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for a hundred now, a hundred episodes. So let's

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do like 50. Okay. Yeah. 50 is a good deal. But

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yeah, no, I mean, we haven't, we didn't do this

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for a year yet and we got 11 episodes. So that's

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pretty cool. Getting through this. Glad we're

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playing video games. Yeah. Getting through that

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backlog, right? Yeah. So and then, of course,

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you know, come check us out on our socials. We

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got Instagram, RGB underscore Game Club, YouTube

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at Retro Game Beyond HD. We got a Discord link,

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Retro Achievements. Come check us out on Retro

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Achievements. You know, and then we're also on

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Apple and Spotify and all those places. So come

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check us out. Come hit us up. Come talk with

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us. We want to hear from you guys. We just love

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talking about video games. So hit us up. Let

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us know. Let us know. Yeah, we'll be out there.

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We'll be listening. So. All right. And now for

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the part of the podcast that I'm sure nobody

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listens to. It's Word of the Nerd. So we were

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just kind of talking about other nerdy stuff

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in our lives. We do all kinds of stuff. Video

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games, music, movies, TV shows, books, whatever.

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So what have you guys been up to? I started Ghost

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in the Shell. I know I started it last time we

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talked. I've been slowly going through it. Definitely

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a tough read, man. Yeah, it's slow. It's just...

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On another level that my brain can't comprehend.

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But it's still enjoyable. It's very, like, in

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-depth, but then also the art is just so crazy.

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You're just, like, you're, like, lost in the

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art, too. The art's crazy. Yeah. It's just kind

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of, like, a lot to visually look at. But it's

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good. Not too bad. I was going to say, if you

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like the mangas, you definitely need to go watch

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the movies because they're really good. Yeah,

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I think it would help me piece together things

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a little bit better, too. Plus, they're just

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really well animated. They're really good looking

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movies. Yeah. I just like to read the things

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before I watch. Yeah, no, I'm just saying once

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you finish the books, they're definitely worth

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watching. Yeah, yeah. I will. I will eventually.

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And then I've been playing this new Ninja Gaiden

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game. It's called Ragebound. Yeah, that looks

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sick. So I've been enjoying that. I think I almost

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beat it. Oh, yeah, really? Already? Yeah, I'm

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pretty close, I think. But it's fun. It's definitely

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like a good just platformer, you know, 2D platformer.

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It's better than Sigma? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

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That's crazy because there's a Ninja Gaiden 4

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coming out, too. Or is that out already, too?

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I think it just came out. There's been two Ninja

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Gaiden games in the past month. That's weird.

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I know. And they're making that Shinobi game.

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Yeah, that Shinobi game looks dope. I want that

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one. Yeah. It's apparently the same people, so.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. which you know dot emu

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makes some awesome stuff yeah they're great yeah

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i know i've said it before too but you need to

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play that strata hyrule game too the newer one

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i think i own it i just it's so good dude it's

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so good it's in the like same vein of that like

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crazy 2d platformer twitch uh twitch control

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stuff but it was good i enjoyed that one a lot

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yeah i'm enjoying this one the controls are smooth

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like the gameplay is it's fairly simple but like

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you know everything just feels solid so yeah

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it looked dope it looked cool and then i bought

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a bunch of freaking video games that i'm probably

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never gonna play so it's the curse bro it's a

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curse dude there was a bunch of stuff on sale

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that was good yeah well maybe in 20 years it'll

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be on the podcast yeah maybe i doubt it these

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are like uh no name games okay Well, you think

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Survival Kids was a big name? Yeah, we play some

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no -name stuff. At some point, I guess. Yeah,

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I don't know. I really want to get a Steam deck,

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man. That's what I want. Yeah, yeah. I think

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that would help me get to the stuff that I want

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to play a little bit more. It's hard for me to

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just sit at my computer and play games. Yeah.

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I know a guy at work, he got the ROG, the Xbox

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Ally one. He says he loves it. Oh, really? Yeah.

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Okay. I thought about those too, but I think

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they're more than a Steam Deck. Yeah, he got

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like a refurbished one or something, so he didn't

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pay too much for his, but. Okay. Yeah. Yeah,

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he says he loves it. Yeah. I don't, I keep, I

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keep trying to do research, but everybody keeps

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going back and forth. Yeah. Dude, that's just

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the internet. Like, one guy's like, this thing

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killed my family, and the other one's like, this

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thing saved my life. And it's like, okay, well,

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who do I believe in? I can't remember. I think

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the biggest downfall of those was, like, you

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couldn't put them in, like, sleep mode. The allies?

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Yeah. Like, if you, like, pause the game and

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then, like, turn the thing off, it doesn't really,

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like, put it in a sleep mode. That's kind of

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dumb. I mean, that's something that you kind

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of need nowadays. Yeah. That's why I like...

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Because I think of the Steam Deck, even if you're

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playing it, you just turn it off, it pauses the

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game. Yeah, that's dope, yeah. Almost like how,

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I guess, the DS was. Mm -hmm. I mean, that's

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what the system... I can do that with the PlayStation

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5 and all that stuff nowadays. Yeah, no, I'm

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just... I don't know. I want to get one. The

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regular Steam Decks are kind of cheap, but I

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would like to just get an OLED one. Mm -hmm.

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Oh, it's probably worth it, dude. Those OLEDs

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are so nice. Yeah, if I'm going to spend the

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money, I might as well just get the OLED. Yeah,

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for sure. Cool. But that's about it for me, I

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think. All right. Ryan, what do you got? I finished

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the Twisted Metal show. Wow, nice. Yeah, you

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said you were watching it. It's actually pretty

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dope. Yeah, I've heard good things about it.

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It's weird because Twisted Metal just doesn't

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have a story, per se. It's just, you know, you're

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in a tournament and you're fighting, killing

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everybody for a wish. Right, yeah. So, but it's

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pretty dope. Black expanded on it a little bit,

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but yeah. Yeah, but not a crazy show. Not like

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a full show, yeah. It's like two seasons now,

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right? Two seasons? Yeah, it's two seasons, yeah.

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And even like the first season, they don't even,

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they start the tournament in the second season.

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Oh, geez. So the first season's all like character

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building and all of that, but. I mean, I think

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it's good. I enjoyed it. Sweet Tooth is pretty

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badass, pretty dope. Yeah, I've always liked

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Sweet Tooth. But it's good. It's a little slow

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at first, but it gets pretty good. The second

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season's dope. It's really good. It's so crazy

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to see. I grew up in a time where video game

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adaptations were dog shit. They just weren't

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good. and now never good no never i mean some

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of the anime like animated ones were fine but

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like live action shit never worked and now we

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have stuff like that i would be bold enough to

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say that's pretty recent yeah no which yeah oh

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yeah for sure yeah yeah i mean maybe the past

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not even a couple of years yeah they've been

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pretty pretty shit so yeah yep I know, it's crazy

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to see that they got Last of Us now and Twisted

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Metal and some other ones, I'm sure. Their Fallout

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one's supposedly pretty good, too. Yeah, Fallout's

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dope. Fallout's really good. It's just crazy.

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They follow the source material to the T, though.

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They're very good about that. And that's the

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problem, though. They're shit if they just go

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off the rails and just make a show to make a

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show. Yeah. Like the Super Mario movie, yeah.

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Yeah, well, yeah. Where the only thing from the

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video game was the bomb mom. Yeah. I don't know

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if you've ever guys seen those movies, but they

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are a nightmare fuel. Nah. They're a fever dream,

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dude. What was that one that we had on VHS? It

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might have been the Super Mario Brothers movie,

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yeah. The live action one? I don't remember it

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that well. It was a live action one, yeah. They

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had a show, too, didn't they? Yeah, that was

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cartoon, though, yeah. I thought they had, oh,

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yeah. There was one guy who voiced Mario. Yeah,

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he did some live action stuff in the show. Yeah,

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yeah. That's what I'm thinking of. But yeah,

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it's definitely worth the watch for sure. All

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right, yeah. I do want to watch it. I always

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love Twisted Metal. I love the Twisted Metal

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games. It's good. Again, in my opinion, I think

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it conveys it pretty well. It's awesome. It's

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dope. It's cool to add kind of like a backstory.

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like give characters like uh characteristics

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and stuff like their own kind of yeah character

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i guess yeah yeah like i said it's pretty cool

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black had kind of like started that there was

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definitely a lot more involvement in black other

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than just like getting a wish you know but yeah

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like you said turning into a whole show yeah

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that's a whole nother thing wasn't just like

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a paragraph of text yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's

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pretty dope it road kills the main character

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so jacob did black have they had cut scenes for

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the characters right in black yeah yeah they're

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kind of like intro yeah middle and then um the

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ending they're kind of short right but yeah the

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intro was just you know quick brief intro and

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then the middle was the backstory right okay

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the ending obviously was the wish okay sometimes

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the ending like finished the backstory right

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right like it connected everything together yep

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So, yeah, but, yeah, anyway, it's still cool

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to see, so. Yeah, and it's surprisingly good,

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so. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah. In my opinion,

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I don't know, I've seen a lot of people don't

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like it, but. Yeah. I think it's good. Did you

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see that on the internet? Well, of course. No,

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he saw it in the skies. Yeah. I don't know, I

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like going on the internet sometimes, like what

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you were saying earlier. It's just so funny to

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see. Oh, yeah, dude, I know. It's every time.

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I'd rather watch my family get slaughtered than

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watch this fucking show. Yeah. And then some

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people are like, oh, this show's the best show

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I've ever seen. Which is like, the worst is anytime

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I try to buy something on Amazon, like, the first

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comment's like, this is the greatest thing I've

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ever used. And then the next one's like, this

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thing killed my family. And I'm like, okay, well

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then, who do I believe? I just bought a new keyboard

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and a new mouse because mine are... old yeah

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they're falling apart yeah but i bought a refurbished

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razor mouse they're like 180 bucks brand new

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yeah i got mine for a little over 90 bucks yeah

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and half of them were like this this mouse is

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a piece of shit it doesn't work wireless or like

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you know it didn't work out of the box or whatever

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yeah and then there was like a couple of people

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saying it worked fine i put mine right up and

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it works fine yeah yeah so it's also amazon dude

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you can send shit back next day and they'll take

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it true dude refurbish is the way to go man oh

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it is yeah it is i've just i've just heard amazon's

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a little shady with their refurbished stuff though

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so yeah well i mean the refurbished stuff i bought

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hasn't broken so no yeah i know i'm just saying

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what i buy that like nine years ago yeah yeah

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that's true still works and you get a warranty

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and everything for free so yeah and you they

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it's guaranteed to work because They have to

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test it and everything, so. Right, yeah. It probably

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works better since they fixed the issue that

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it originally had, so. Yeah, exactly. Well, sometimes

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brand new stuff doesn't work. You just get lemons.

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Yeah, exactly. That's a very possible thing that

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can happen. Yep. Yep. So, whatever. I don't care.

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Me either. Anything else? It's just funny. It's

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just funny to see people, bitch. Yeah, I know.

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No, that's it. All right. Jacob, what do you

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got? I played Stellar Blade, and that game slowly

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became one of my favorite games of all time.

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Dude, I want to play that game so bad. It was

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really good. I mean, the combat was pretty good.

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It has a few things I don't like, but overall

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it was really fun to just beat the shit out of

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enemies and slice them up. But there's also just

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so many other small things in that game that

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are just so charming and awesome that I just

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loved it so much. What is it? Like a hack and

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slash? Yeah. It's kind of like the, what's it

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called? The God of War Norse games where it's

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like only like a few enemies that you're fighting.

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But like stronger. It's almost like Nier. Nier

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Automata. Yeah. That's one I need to play that

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game. Dude, that game is dope. That game is awesome

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also. Yeah. We should play the old original ones.

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I want to go back and play that game. Dude, I

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want to. What started like what? Xenogears or

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something? Isn't that the first game? I can't

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remember what they're called. I think it's Xenogears.

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No, that's for the other game. What's that other

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Nintendo game? I can't remember what this one

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is. I know what you're talking about. Xenosaga?

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Is that what it's called? I'm thinking of that.

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I have no idea. What's the one that the character

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from Smash Bros. is from? Drakengard? Yeah, it's

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Drakengard. Oh, that's that one. Shulk. What

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game is Shulk from? Xenoblade? Yeah, Xenoblade.

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That's what it is. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

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I was thinking of Xenoblade. I've never even

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heard of Drakengard, to be honest. Yeah, that's

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like the first Nier game. I think it's like in

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that world, but I think it's a little bit different

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than Automata. Oh, yeah. Drakengard's like completely

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different. And then they have a game called Nier.

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Yeah, Nier Automata is a sequel to that. Yeah.

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Don't they have one called like Nier Replicant

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or something? I think that's just like a remake

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of Nier or something. Yeah. And then Reincarnation.

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Oh, it's a mobile game? It's a sequel to Nier

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Automata. I think that's just like DLC though,

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isn't it? No, it says this one's a mobile game.

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Reincarnation? Anyway, Automata was dope. Yeah,

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that game was really good. But what about Stellar

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Blade? It was pretty good. I can't compare them.

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Is that it? That's all you've been doing, Jacob?

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I've been reading a few books here and there.

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I'm trying to find another series that I can

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get into and enjoy. Wheel of time, bro. Wheel

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of time. I tried to read a book called The Fifth.

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14? Yeah, 14 books. Read Berserk, bro. Stop.

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Dude, this is my time now. It's everybody's time.

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I tried to read a series called The Fifth Wave.

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And I'm like, shut up. Okay, I tried to read

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a book series called The Fifth Wave. I couldn't

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get to the first book. I got like a little over

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halfway through. I do not like it because it's

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overly edgy. It uses slang in such a cringy way.

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I haven't heard of it. There's a character arc

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in that book that I just think sucks because

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it feels like so inorganic and it just doesn't

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work, I don't think. yeah so i stopped reading

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that i was like this is this is garbage um i

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read the giver which was uh that was pretty good

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that's not really part of a series or anything

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or like a big story but that was pretty good

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i started reading the uh the maze runner books

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now i'm only on the first one but uh i'm enjoying

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it i think this one i'm gonna stick with okay

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i know there's like three movies right yeah Did

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you, were you ringing the Hungry Games book?

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Hungry Games. Yeah, the Hungry Games. You finished

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them, right? Don't even get me started, bro.

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Yeah, Hungry Games, that's just called my life.

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It's survival kids, bro. Yeah. That would have

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been a good segue. Yeah. All right, we'll skip

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Joe. Okay. He ain't been doing nothing anyway.

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No. I've been playing, let's see, what do I got?

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Jacob, is that all you got? Is that it? Yeah,

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go ahead. I'm still playing on the Vita. I've

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been playing my Vita a lot still. I started playing

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Lemmings Touch, which is like the Vita Lemmings.

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I always like Lemmings. It's a fun game. I think

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the only thing they added, they added these evil

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lemmings in there that you can't let them get

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to the endings. You have to kill them and save

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the other lemmings, which is kind of funny. I've

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been playing Shadows again. I'm getting through

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the new game plus, which is taking forever. I

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don't really want to play it. I'm done with that

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game. I don't know how you guys play games for

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over hundreds of hours. There's not a lot of

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games I'll do that for. There's not a lot of

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games I'll do that for. Assassin's Creed is one

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of the very few I'll do that for. The other one's

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like Mario. Anything Mario challenge, I'll do

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anything with Mario. Assassin's Creed's Mirage

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is just randomly getting DLC in a couple weeks,

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so I'll probably be playing that. Yeah, they

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just like get free DLC. And then I started reading

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Moby Dick. I started that book. Is it any good?

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It's okay so far. I didn't make it super far,

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but he's just talking about himself a lot. So

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I haven't, there's been no whales yet. I haven't

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seen any whales yet. No whales. Or, you know,

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Moby's or the other thing. Yeah. I don't think

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you want to read about that. I think you want

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to keep it that way. Yeah. All right. Anyway,

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speaking of not seeing any whales, how about

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surviving on an island? That was an awful segue.

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Cut that out. Whatever. It's survival kids. What?

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Go back to what I said. Yeah, we'll go back to

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the thing. Hungry games. Hungry games. Because

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you're on an island like the survival kids. Castaway.

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It was supposed to be a pleasure cruise, a present

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from my mom and dad in celebration of my 10th

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birthday. My dad, the renowned adventurer, I

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used to dream of walking in his footsteps one

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day. Little did I know that my dream was about

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to come true. We were on the last leg of our

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cruise when my dad gave me my very own explorer's

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knife as a memento of our journey. I was so pleased

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and excited I couldn't sleep that night. As I

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tossed and turned in my bunk, our ship was suddenly

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caught in the clutches of a vicious storm. Somehow

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I was flung overboard, and the last memory that

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I have of that night is the sight of our ship

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disappearing into the ocean depths. When I regained

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my senses, I found myself washed up on the shores

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of an uninhabited island. With no family or friends

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to turn to, I set out in search of food and shelter

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in the hopes of surviving this disastrous turn

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of events. My adventure had just begun. Alright,

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Survival Kids, or Stranded Kids in Europe as

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it was called, is an over -the -top 2D action

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-adventure survival game. It was developed by

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Konami Computer Entertainment Sapporo and published

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by Konami for the Game Boy Color in 1999. You

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play as a young boy or girl that has been stranded

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on an island and must figure out how to survive

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long enough to find a way home. Did you guys

00:21:04.859 --> 00:21:09.200
finish this game? Yup. I don't know. I guess

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so. Did I have to get the best ending? I was

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going to say, I got a couple of the endings,

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but I didn't get all the endings. Yeah, I didn't

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get all the endings. Yeah. I would like to go

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back and get them all and finish it. I would

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like not to. Okay. Yeah, because I think if you

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finish all the endings, you get some extra stuff.

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Yeah. I don't know if it includes story or not,

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but I know there's a new game plus. Yeah, it's

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just New Game Plus and there's three achievements

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you need to do for that. As always, we're going

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to talk a little bit about the story. There's

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always going to be some spoiler warnings when

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we do that. So you start out, you can either

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pick a boy or girl character, and then you start

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out, you were on a ship, I guess, with your father,

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and then there was a giant storm that crashes

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your ship, and then you wake up by yourself stranded

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on an island. and uh you just have to you wake

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up and you're like okay now i need to survive

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so you gotta start finding food and water uh

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you're looking for shelter you find a whole bunch

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of like items to use and everything yeah it's

00:22:17.740 --> 00:22:19.940
kind of like a a 2d it's like an over -the -top

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2d kind of like like think like zelda on the

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game boy has like a similar style to that yeah

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i mean this game just kind of throws you into

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it you know there's no there's no direction in

00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:33.640
this game yo No beginning, no tutorial, no nothing.

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No, nothing. It says go survive. And I don't

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know what it is, but I suck at these survival

00:22:40.819 --> 00:22:44.059
games. Yeah, I'm not too good at them either.

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I'm not that great at them, dude. It's like the

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first part, it's like you need to find your knife

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so you can move on, and then you get to a little

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hut, and then you can sleep there and stuff.

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But during this whole time, you're already getting

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thirsty and hungry, and there's no way to get

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food or water yet. It's like, damn, dude, can

00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:05.920
I at least get settled real quick first? Figure

00:23:05.920 --> 00:23:07.980
the game out a little bit before you start throwing

00:23:07.980 --> 00:23:12.480
this shit at me? Nope. Nope. Yeah, the stats

00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:16.079
are way too fast, bro. Yeah. For sure. Yeah,

00:23:16.140 --> 00:23:18.880
they're awful. They don't give you a chance to

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do anything. Yeah, and part of that is because

00:23:21.940 --> 00:23:24.720
the night and day cycle is so short. I mean,

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it's like a couple minutes, I think. Yeah. I

00:23:28.359 --> 00:23:31.279
don't feel like you could get very far. before

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you know it's already the next day and you're

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like i'm tired now i know and then i would walk

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back at night to get back to the house and then

00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:41.460
it would be daytime again yeah yeah i didn't

00:23:41.460 --> 00:23:44.420
even make it back yet yeah and then the first

00:23:44.420 --> 00:23:45.980
time you find one of those shelters you like

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sleep there and then it like wakes you up in

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the middle of the night it's like come on really

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yeah i know yeah you have to have a fire going

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Which is also a pain because you can't have a

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fire when it's raining. Yeah, and it rains so

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freaking much in that island. Jesus Christ. I

00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:04.400
know. It's nonstop. Yeah, this game's tough,

00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.059
man. It throws you in and it's immediately just

00:24:07.059 --> 00:24:10.460
like, yeah, get fucked. It's like actually surviving

00:24:10.460 --> 00:24:11.779
on an island. It's like, damn, dude, I want to

00:24:11.779 --> 00:24:13.660
play a game, not actually try to survive on an

00:24:13.660 --> 00:24:19.559
island. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I think I spent

00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:23.559
like a good hour. And then I couldn't figure

00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:26.319
anything out. And I had to look up like one thing.

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And then I finally was able to like make a little

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bit of progress and then that was it. I couldn't

00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:35.759
I couldn't figure anything else out. Yeah, the

00:24:35.759 --> 00:24:37.319
first time I played, I played for like an hour

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and I think I survived for like 10 days and died.

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And I was like, OK. And then I didn't touch it

00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:45.119
for like a week because we went we went away

00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:47.500
for a week. And then, yeah, I came back and I

00:24:47.500 --> 00:24:50.039
started to back up and I was like, I couldn't

00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:52.480
get anywhere again. But I was able to, I figured

00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:54.400
out how to like survive now, you know, but I

00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:56.420
couldn't, I could not figure out for the life

00:24:56.420 --> 00:24:59.539
of me what the fuck to do in this game. And so

00:24:59.539 --> 00:25:00.880
I was like, screw it. I'm just going to get a

00:25:00.880 --> 00:25:02.880
guide. And I started playing through with a guide

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because it was just some of the stuff you have

00:25:05.319 --> 00:25:07.079
to figure out in this game would take you weeks

00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:10.980
to figure out. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.

00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:14.539
Yeah. Yeah. And the game doesn't even explain

00:25:14.539 --> 00:25:16.539
it to you at all. Oh, dude, the hints are useless.

00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:19.279
The hints are so useless. Like one of the hints.

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Terrible. So one of the first things you have

00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:22.940
to do is figure out how to make fire. And you

00:25:22.940 --> 00:25:24.579
have to. So there's another mechanic in this

00:25:24.579 --> 00:25:27.819
game called merging where you can merge items

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together and it'll make a new a new item. Kind

00:25:30.339 --> 00:25:33.500
of like, you know, how Minecraft does. And one

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of the first things you have to do is a stick.

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And what was it? Dried wood. I think it was.

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And then you'll get the kindling and then you

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can make fire. But the game says like the actual

00:25:44.420 --> 00:25:46.839
hint in the game is maybe if I rub two sticks

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together. So then you go and try and merge two

00:25:49.539 --> 00:25:51.400
sticks together and it doesn't fucking do anything.

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And you're like, why would you tell me that?

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Like, give me an actual hint on what the hell

00:25:55.940 --> 00:25:58.220
I'm supposed to do. They're more misleading than

00:25:58.220 --> 00:26:01.119
they are helpful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because what

00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:03.000
was the other one was like, I need a stick and

00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:08.160
a rock to make like an axe or whatever. Yeah.

00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:09.680
Something like that. You do that and you make

00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:12.859
a baseball bat. Yeah. It's like, what? And it's

00:26:12.859 --> 00:26:16.400
useless. There are some items that you can make

00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:18.519
in this game that do absolutely nothing, and

00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:22.119
they waste your resources. Why put that in? I

00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:23.839
don't know. They're like red herrings. They're

00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:26.500
completely useless. It'd be nice if they did

00:26:26.500 --> 00:26:28.839
something for your stats, like your hunger doesn't

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go down as much, or you can kill animals easier,

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but no. If all the useless items were like...

00:26:36.059 --> 00:26:38.859
If they... What's it called? If they present

00:26:38.859 --> 00:26:41.059
themselves in a way that, like, okay, there's

00:26:41.059 --> 00:26:42.700
no way I can use this for anything. Like, you

00:26:42.700 --> 00:26:45.059
can make a mask in this game. It even tells you

00:26:45.059 --> 00:26:46.940
you can't wear it. It's like, okay, well, this

00:26:46.940 --> 00:26:49.559
is an item I can't use at all, right? But if

00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:51.099
you make, like, the baseball bat, you might think,

00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:53.960
oh, well, I could use that as a weapon. But no,

00:26:54.019 --> 00:26:55.920
you can't. Yeah, he says, I can't play baseball.

00:26:56.900 --> 00:26:59.920
What kid doesn't know how to play baseball? You

00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:03.250
got time. You don't need to know how to play

00:27:03.250 --> 00:27:05.650
baseball to use a baseball bat. It's pretty simple

00:27:05.650 --> 00:27:08.450
how to swing it and hit things. I wouldn't even

00:27:08.450 --> 00:27:10.809
be mad if you could just put it out as a decoration

00:27:10.809 --> 00:27:13.490
in the house, but you can't even do that. I know.

00:27:14.710 --> 00:27:18.829
Just a waste of resources. The one thing that

00:27:18.829 --> 00:27:21.390
I did like, though, is the stuff that you did

00:27:21.390 --> 00:27:24.730
craft and are usables, you didn't have to keep

00:27:24.730 --> 00:27:28.079
making them. yeah things didn't break or like

00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:30.819
get lost or well yeah sort of but yeah there

00:27:30.819 --> 00:27:32.740
is one part where you lose stuff but yeah like

00:27:32.740 --> 00:27:35.400
during normal play you don't there's not like

00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:38.839
a health bar for items and well i thought i had

00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:41.519
to constantly make kindling every time i wanted

00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.119
yeah luckily you don't have to do that yeah i'm

00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:47.940
like oh man that's gonna suck yeah that part

00:27:47.940 --> 00:27:49.819
is nice especially too since you only have like

00:27:49.819 --> 00:27:52.880
12 slots in your inventory yeah that's the other

00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:56.619
thing the slots are a little I feel like you

00:27:56.619 --> 00:28:00.059
could have carried it a little bit more. Or you

00:28:00.059 --> 00:28:01.920
could have, like, upgraded your backpack or something,

00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:04.460
you know? Yeah. Kind of like a bigger backpack,

00:28:04.619 --> 00:28:07.480
but... Or, like, if you had multiples of the

00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:09.920
same item, it would just stack. Stack them, yeah.

00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:12.359
I mean, they didn't have that idea back then,

00:28:12.380 --> 00:28:14.880
you know what I mean? I'm pretty sure Pokemon

00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:17.420
did it. Yeah, Pokemon did it. I guess, yeah.

00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:19.799
I guess so, yeah. I mean, I guess that was a

00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:21.660
design choice to make the game more difficult.

00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:23.440
This game was definitely made to be difficult,

00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:28.480
for sure. yeah no the steam yeah surviving is

00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.799
definitely tough once you start like getting

00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:34.180
that momentum then it does get a little bit easier

00:28:34.180 --> 00:28:37.579
but yeah it's true that when i first played this

00:28:37.579 --> 00:28:39.920
game i was like dude i cannot like not be thirsty

00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:43.420
and hungry right now but then by the by like

00:28:43.420 --> 00:28:45.599
the mid and like end of the game i was i was

00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:47.259
getting a groove on i was like getting meat and

00:28:47.259 --> 00:28:49.380
making sure i was eating and had water and stuff

00:28:49.380 --> 00:28:52.240
and sleeping and stuff so yeah you do definitely

00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:55.619
get into like a groove I found out later, actually,

00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:57.279
when I was trying to get some of the achievements,

00:28:57.420 --> 00:28:59.640
the berries make a huge difference. Yeah, they

00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:02.299
help a lot. You actually have to keep using them.

00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:08.740
If I find one, because the berries, none of them

00:29:08.740 --> 00:29:12.160
are bad. So every time I walk past one or I see

00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:17.220
one, I just ate it. Yeah, that was another thing,

00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.099
too, is the food deteriorated so fast. Yeah,

00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:23.529
I know. Even if it was cooked. Yeah, I know.

00:29:23.569 --> 00:29:25.710
That was annoying. Like, if you cooked the meat,

00:29:25.769 --> 00:29:27.609
it should have lasted longer, but it didn't.

00:29:27.609 --> 00:29:29.589
Yeah. It went bad. I don't think it even lasted,

00:29:29.630 --> 00:29:31.269
like, a day. Yeah, it's like one day, I think

00:29:31.269 --> 00:29:33.970
it is, yep. Yeah. Well, you had to preserve it,

00:29:33.990 --> 00:29:36.230
even then, though. What do you mean, preserve

00:29:36.230 --> 00:29:40.150
it? If you merge one of the berries with the

00:29:40.150 --> 00:29:43.470
cooked fruit, it'll make, like, jerky. Oh, really?

00:29:44.170 --> 00:29:45.789
Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. You know how some

00:29:45.789 --> 00:29:48.490
of them say that some of the berries are spicy?

00:29:49.009 --> 00:29:52.799
Yeah. You can, like... Spiced meat. It'll preserve

00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:55.599
it. But does it last longer? Is it still a day?

00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:58.680
No, it lasts longer. Oh, okay, okay. It lasts

00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:01.059
like, I don't know, like four or five days. See,

00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:03.119
I didn't know you could do that. Nothing told

00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:07.920
me you could do that. Nope, I know. Dude, even

00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:10.079
towards the end, I was using a guide. I still

00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:13.799
couldn't figure shit out. Yeah, it's... I'm like

00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:16.019
reading the guide. Well, the guide's like written

00:30:16.019 --> 00:30:18.019
in broken English. Yeah. So that didn't help.

00:30:18.259 --> 00:30:20.880
And they're not very descriptive. No. It tells

00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:23.539
you to go to, like, a certain area. Like, what

00:30:23.539 --> 00:30:25.839
the fuck is this? I know. How am I supposed to

00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:28.880
know where that is on the map? Yeah. Yeah, you

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:30.880
have a map, but you can only see the part that

00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.539
you're currently in. Yeah. You can't, like, use

00:30:33.539 --> 00:30:38.660
the map, you know? Yeah. Trying to do the statues

00:30:38.660 --> 00:30:41.660
in the desert. Yeah, figuring out where they

00:30:41.660 --> 00:30:44.859
were, yeah. Yeah. Well, I couldn't. The guide

00:30:44.859 --> 00:30:47.559
kept telling me to go to the desert and find

00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:49.460
them, but I was walking around all over the place.

00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:52.079
I couldn't find them. I must have skipped the

00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:55.039
part where you have to go to the other part and

00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:57.559
look at the other statue, and then they show

00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:00.799
up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or where you pour the

00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:02.599
water on the map. I know what you're talking

00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:06.059
about. You have to do that first. Yeah, otherwise

00:31:06.059 --> 00:31:07.980
they won't show up, yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh,

00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:10.859
man. Dude, I spent like 30 minutes doing that.

00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:13.470
Yeah. Because once you go in the desert, you

00:31:13.470 --> 00:31:16.089
can only take two steps and then you're fatigued.

00:31:16.890 --> 00:31:20.529
Yeah, I know. You get tired so quick. My thing

00:31:20.529 --> 00:31:22.809
with the stupid alligators is the guide kept

00:31:22.809 --> 00:31:25.690
telling me just give them rotten meat, but that

00:31:25.690 --> 00:31:28.589
didn't work. It didn't work. I don't know where

00:31:28.589 --> 00:31:30.109
the fuck they were talking about, but that shit

00:31:30.109 --> 00:31:34.910
did not work at all. Nope. I don't know if maybe

00:31:34.910 --> 00:31:40.309
it was different. versions of the game maybe

00:31:40.309 --> 00:31:41.990
i don't know it told me i could give him a mushroom

00:31:41.990 --> 00:31:43.589
too and that didn't work either so i don't know

00:31:43.589 --> 00:31:45.289
what the hell i'm talking about you had to give

00:31:45.289 --> 00:31:48.569
him the grass that didn't work either i gave

00:31:48.569 --> 00:31:51.250
him there's certain grass oh you gave him grass

00:31:51.250 --> 00:31:53.970
or clams yeah i had to do a clam because the

00:31:53.970 --> 00:31:56.289
grass wasn't working either well you have to

00:31:56.289 --> 00:31:59.309
use the certain type of grass yeah i gave him

00:31:59.309 --> 00:32:00.890
every single fucking grass and none of it worked

00:32:00.890 --> 00:32:03.690
there's literally one that's called like paralyzing

00:32:03.690 --> 00:32:06.009
grass see i never saw that i never saw a paralyzing

00:32:06.009 --> 00:32:07.880
grass i don't know where the hell that was Yeah,

00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:11.140
I think that's damp grass. It's only on the beginning

00:32:11.140 --> 00:32:14.660
island. Where you see the monkey drinking, I

00:32:14.660 --> 00:32:17.400
think. Yeah, I had to go back there, grab it,

00:32:17.420 --> 00:32:20.339
and then go all the way back. Yeah, see, it was

00:32:20.339 --> 00:32:22.299
like thin grass and damp grass. That's all I

00:32:22.299 --> 00:32:24.839
had there. I don't remember which one it was.

00:32:24.980 --> 00:32:27.839
I think it was dry grass or something. Oh, so

00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:32.099
it doesn't say paralyzing grass? No. Oh. No,

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:33.759
no. You have to eat it first. You have to eat

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:37.859
it, and then it'll tell you the effect. Oh. With

00:32:37.859 --> 00:32:40.839
everything. That's everything. Yeah. Oh, so then

00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:42.539
maybe the mushroom does work, then you just have

00:32:42.539 --> 00:32:45.359
to eat it first. There's probably different types

00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:48.599
of mushrooms. There is, yeah. Yeah. But I've

00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:50.640
tried everything, and it didn't work. Rotten

00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.779
meat, and then even the mushrooms can go bad,

00:32:52.859 --> 00:32:55.500
too, and it still doesn't work. Yeah, I don't

00:32:55.500 --> 00:32:57.559
know. That part was weird, but eventually I just...

00:32:57.559 --> 00:32:58.259
Clams are the only thing that worked. Yeah, a

00:32:58.259 --> 00:32:59.700
clam, for whatever reason, that worked, so...

00:32:59.700 --> 00:33:01.339
I don't know why clams would make you paralyzed.

00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:03.279
Can't you eat raw clams, or is that only oysters?

00:33:04.080 --> 00:33:07.640
I mean, I'm sure alligators can. Yeah, I'm sure

00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:12.220
that wouldn't affect them. It makes even less

00:33:12.220 --> 00:33:14.640
sense. I wish I would have known that because

00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:16.579
the clams are right there. Yeah, they are, yeah.

00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:18.839
Instead of me walking all the way back to the

00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:21.859
map. Yeah. Yeah, that was the other thing. A

00:33:21.859 --> 00:33:24.660
lot of the map was like one way. It was kind

00:33:24.660 --> 00:33:26.299
of a pain in the butt to traverse around the

00:33:26.299 --> 00:33:31.099
map. Backtracking was... not really existent

00:33:31.099 --> 00:33:33.779
no it was pretty tough and then yeah the nice

00:33:33.779 --> 00:33:36.619
thing is is when you do the lily pad thing and

00:33:36.619 --> 00:33:39.500
you drain that swamp you can go that way yeah

00:33:39.500 --> 00:33:41.180
that helps a lot but it takes a while to get

00:33:41.180 --> 00:33:43.500
there yeah it's towards pretty much the end of

00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:46.880
the game anyway but yeah meanwhile you're i know

00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:48.920
at one point i forgot how to get back to the

00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:52.519
ship yeah yeah i was on the beginning i'm like

00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:54.759
oh man how do i even get back over there yeah

00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:57.420
that was me at the end with the palace it's like

00:33:57.420 --> 00:33:59.670
just go to the palace and i'm like Where the

00:33:59.670 --> 00:34:01.210
hell is that? I don't remember where that is.

00:34:02.410 --> 00:34:04.930
Took me forever to find the palace. Dude, that

00:34:04.930 --> 00:34:09.130
palace was such a pain. So you survive a little

00:34:09.130 --> 00:34:10.570
bit on the island, right? And then you find a

00:34:10.570 --> 00:34:14.429
little monkey. A little monkey guy. I want to

00:34:14.429 --> 00:34:16.550
know what everybody named their monkey. I just

00:34:16.550 --> 00:34:20.250
left it as Bub. Yeah, I did too. I wanted to

00:34:20.250 --> 00:34:22.989
get this shit over with. I just didn't care.

00:34:24.110 --> 00:34:25.929
I just wanted the achievements. What did you

00:34:25.929 --> 00:34:30.159
name your monkey, Jacob? Dude, I didn't get that

00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:32.780
far. Oh, you didn't even get to the monkey? Dude,

00:34:32.780 --> 00:34:37.280
this game, in every single way, rubbed me the

00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:39.420
wrong way. It did every single thing. Apparently,

00:34:39.659 --> 00:34:41.780
I did every single thing wrong, because I just...

00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:46.880
This game really just... I don't know how to

00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:49.539
even put it. You didn't even look up a guide

00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:52.289
or anything? I did. And that's why I was pissed.

00:34:53.309 --> 00:34:57.349
The guides are terrible. I just don't like using

00:34:57.349 --> 00:35:00.690
a guide for my entire playthrough. I want to

00:35:00.690 --> 00:35:02.789
figure shit out. I don't want to keep looking

00:35:02.789 --> 00:35:06.610
at my monitor. That is not fun to me. I get that.

00:35:06.710 --> 00:35:09.050
After a certain point, I was like, I'm not enjoying

00:35:09.050 --> 00:35:11.969
this. I'm not even forcing myself to play this.

00:35:12.250 --> 00:35:15.230
I was like, you know what? No more. Done. When

00:35:15.230 --> 00:35:17.449
you get the monkey, your image changes in the

00:35:17.449 --> 00:35:20.510
save screen. That's the best part. That does

00:35:20.510 --> 00:35:22.210
sound pretty cool. But unfortunately, everything

00:35:22.210 --> 00:35:24.550
else about this game sucks ass, so it's not worth

00:35:24.550 --> 00:35:28.289
it. Jeez, bro. Yeah, just somebody doesn't like

00:35:28.289 --> 00:35:29.590
this game. I know what he's going to say at the

00:35:29.590 --> 00:35:35.369
end. Yeah. But anyway, so you get a little monkey

00:35:35.369 --> 00:35:39.130
companion. And then you can... So there's multiple

00:35:39.130 --> 00:35:41.289
endings to this game. One of them is you can

00:35:41.289 --> 00:35:42.989
end it right away if you find the batteries for

00:35:42.989 --> 00:35:44.550
the radio and just listen to it, and then you'll

00:35:44.550 --> 00:35:48.260
get rescued. But then like you can also you can

00:35:48.260 --> 00:35:49.679
also explore the island a little bit more and

00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:51.760
you'll start finding campfires around. And then

00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:54.119
you'll find out that there's another person on

00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:57.139
the island, another kid that you can find. And

00:35:57.139 --> 00:35:58.960
then you'll help him out. You have to like help

00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.880
him out and feed him. And depending on like how

00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:05.320
you treat him, he could either like die or he'll

00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.820
like fall in love with you. There's like multiple

00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:10.739
endings from that, too. So but one of the things

00:36:10.739 --> 00:36:13.869
is you find a ship. And the ship has what was

00:36:13.869 --> 00:36:16.309
it seven chains attached to it. So you have to

00:36:16.309 --> 00:36:19.190
find these gems to unlock the chains. And so

00:36:19.190 --> 00:36:21.469
that's kind of the game. If you get to that part

00:36:21.469 --> 00:36:23.070
of the game it kind of switches over to now you

00:36:23.070 --> 00:36:25.570
have to do like this gem hunt and find all these

00:36:25.570 --> 00:36:26.889
gems with some of them are a pain in the butt

00:36:26.889 --> 00:36:30.969
to get to. Yeah. Like I know there's the one

00:36:30.969 --> 00:36:32.929
like the circle gem I think it was you had to

00:36:32.929 --> 00:36:34.989
like drop down and then go fishing for the stupid

00:36:34.989 --> 00:36:38.250
fish. Yeah. And that takes forever. Yeah. Fishing

00:36:38.250 --> 00:36:41.989
is a pain in the ass dude. Yeah. It's bad. Fishing

00:36:41.989 --> 00:36:44.230
sucks. Well, not when you have fast forward.

00:36:44.449 --> 00:36:46.510
That's true. But even then, it still sucks because

00:36:46.510 --> 00:36:48.849
I was pulling out all the small fish and I wasn't

00:36:48.849 --> 00:36:51.789
getting the big fish. It's a pain in the ass.

00:36:52.309 --> 00:36:56.909
I got it right away. Yeah. Well, I kept trying

00:36:56.909 --> 00:36:59.210
to fish at the bottom of the waterfall. You're

00:36:59.210 --> 00:37:00.829
not supposed to fish there. No, it's right where

00:37:00.829 --> 00:37:02.989
the fish is. It's where the big fish is. Yeah.

00:37:03.710 --> 00:37:06.989
Yeah. You can only fish where the fish are. Right.

00:37:07.070 --> 00:37:09.250
Yeah. Yeah. But there was a fish right at the

00:37:09.250 --> 00:37:12.380
bottom of the waterfall. And it wouldn't catch

00:37:12.380 --> 00:37:15.219
him. He was jumping in the middle there? How

00:37:15.219 --> 00:37:17.920
did you even reach it, though? I don't know.

00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:22.039
I put my rod out, and it just kept saying nothing.

00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:25.400
Dude, I had the fast -forward button on, and

00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:27.360
I tried for like five minutes straight. Yeah.

00:37:27.900 --> 00:37:30.000
It wasn't working. So I went down to the bottom.

00:37:30.019 --> 00:37:31.760
I read in the guide, you can get it anywhere.

00:37:32.099 --> 00:37:34.239
I went to the bottom of the river, and I got

00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:36.400
the fish, and the first time I got it right away.

00:37:37.099 --> 00:37:39.260
Oh, I don't know. Right at the top of the waterfall,

00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:42.250
there's a fish right next to the... to the dirt

00:37:42.250 --> 00:37:44.110
jumping is that what you're talking about yeah

00:37:44.110 --> 00:37:46.909
oh that's where i got it it would not work dude

00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:49.030
i tried for like five minutes straight it wouldn't

00:37:49.030 --> 00:37:51.989
work because that's what i thought i had to do

00:37:51.989 --> 00:37:55.269
i mean it is what you have to do but yeah well

00:37:55.269 --> 00:37:57.510
like i said in the guide the guy said you can

00:37:57.510 --> 00:38:00.170
get it anywhere oh okay he said you can actually

00:38:00.170 --> 00:38:04.329
even get it with the mini game yeah there's that's

00:38:04.329 --> 00:38:06.130
something too is there's many games in this game

00:38:06.130 --> 00:38:07.750
i don't know if you guys did you guys play all

00:38:07.750 --> 00:38:10.900
of them yeah I played all of them but the fish

00:38:10.900 --> 00:38:14.019
one. I didn't play the fish one. You're not missing

00:38:14.019 --> 00:38:16.880
much. Yeah, they're super simple. The stupid

00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:19.380
tree one was a pain in the ass. Yeah, that one

00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:22.679
was just stupid. That one was tough. The fucking

00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:25.780
leaves, man. They came out of nowhere. So stupid.

00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:29.300
I hate those leaves. And you're so slow. Yeah,

00:38:29.340 --> 00:38:31.059
the stupid monkey needs to go a little bit faster.

00:38:31.539 --> 00:38:33.480
And then when you get close toward the top, they

00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:36.199
just spawn and just smack right into you. Yeah,

00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.239
and why are there so many crabs falling out of

00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.519
the tree? What the fuck's going on up there?

00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:42.739
Coconut crabs. What is happening at the top of

00:38:42.739 --> 00:38:45.800
that tree? Yeah, then there's an egg tossing

00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:48.619
one, which the monkey throws an egg at you. And

00:38:48.619 --> 00:38:51.480
then how does the fish one work? You have to

00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:55.800
mash the B button, and then the more you mash

00:38:55.800 --> 00:38:58.599
it, I guess the more fish you get? I don't know.

00:38:58.699 --> 00:39:01.139
You can only pick up one fish, I think. Yeah.

00:39:02.339 --> 00:39:04.199
It's dumb. Yeah, it's dumb. I don't know. I only

00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:06.659
played it once, and I was like, there's no point

00:39:06.659 --> 00:39:08.320
in this. Yeah, and there's no achievement for

00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:10.820
it, so. Yeah, there's achievements for them.

00:39:11.500 --> 00:39:14.519
Just to unlock it, yeah. No, the monkey one,

00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:16.940
you got to get to the top. Well, the monkey one,

00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:19.039
and then you have to get the egg, too. Yeah.

00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:20.599
Because you can fail that one and not get the

00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.239
egg. And then you got to cook it, yeah. But for

00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:24.139
the fish one, there's no achievement. Oh, not

00:39:24.139 --> 00:39:27.099
for the fish one, okay. No. Just to play it.

00:39:27.579 --> 00:39:29.719
Yeah, I mean. They were simple, but it was cool

00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:31.079
that they were in there, though. Something a

00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:32.360
little different. Yeah, it's a nice addition.

00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:35.500
Something to find and play, but... Not much.

00:39:36.019 --> 00:39:38.039
Didn't really add much. No, not too much, yeah.

00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:40.440
I could have lived without it. Yeah, I guess

00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:44.599
so. It didn't make me enjoy the game more. Yeah.

00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:48.860
So, let's see. So then, yeah, once you find all

00:39:48.860 --> 00:39:50.800
the gems, you got to go through and find all

00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.650
these gems. Well, the last... So you find six

00:39:53.650 --> 00:39:55.190
of them, and you get all of them but the last

00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:57.170
one, and then a palace will appear on the island.

00:39:58.050 --> 00:40:01.150
And then you've got to go to the palace and go

00:40:01.150 --> 00:40:03.449
through this final... It's like a final dungeon,

00:40:03.550 --> 00:40:05.650
basically. Which you had to find the key to.

00:40:06.030 --> 00:40:07.570
Yeah, you had to find a key, which I don't even

00:40:07.570 --> 00:40:09.230
remember what that was. Was that in that cave?

00:40:09.250 --> 00:40:11.630
In the cave. Yeah, in the cave. That's right,

00:40:11.650 --> 00:40:15.969
yeah. Which is also a pain. Yeah. Caves are pain

00:40:15.969 --> 00:40:17.469
in the ass. Figuring out how to light a damn

00:40:17.469 --> 00:40:21.239
torch is... Yeah. That took me a minute. Yeah,

00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.559
because you have to make a torch, and then you

00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:24.360
have to start the kindling in the cave, and then

00:40:24.360 --> 00:40:27.940
use the torch on the kindling, yeah. It's like,

00:40:27.940 --> 00:40:29.300
what? I know, that was kind of stupid. That was

00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:31.139
kind of one of the things I wish that it hadn't

00:40:31.139 --> 00:40:33.420
done. Once you lit the torch once, it should

00:40:33.420 --> 00:40:35.659
have just been lit all the time. Yeah. It shouldn't

00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:37.880
have unlit it. It should have just kept it lit,

00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.300
and you can just take it out whenever. Dude,

00:40:40.380 --> 00:40:43.559
I know you said that you were in the menu a lot

00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:46.380
in Baroque, but God, man, this was even worse.

00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:48.400
Yeah, you were in the menu quite a bit. This

00:40:48.400 --> 00:40:51.690
was just menu simulator, man. Like, constantly

00:40:51.690 --> 00:40:55.110
in and out, in and out. Yeah, you were in there

00:40:55.110 --> 00:40:57.190
a lot. Because even if you had, like, multiple

00:40:57.190 --> 00:41:00.550
meats, you had to cook one, go back, go back,

00:41:00.710 --> 00:41:03.329
and then burn it again, and, oh, man, it just...

00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:05.590
It was a lot. It was in the menu too much. It's

00:41:05.590 --> 00:41:07.690
a pain. And then you got to swap out all the

00:41:07.690 --> 00:41:11.130
tools you have and stuff, too. It's... Yeah.

00:41:11.929 --> 00:41:14.469
You're in there a lot. I mean, I know this is

00:41:14.469 --> 00:41:16.349
an older game. I think this is, like, one of

00:41:16.349 --> 00:41:20.150
the really first survival games, honestly. It's

00:41:20.150 --> 00:41:23.130
an early one for sure, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's

00:41:23.130 --> 00:41:25.329
got a lot of good ideas, I think. I feel like

00:41:25.329 --> 00:41:28.570
the execution wasn't done very well. But, I mean,

00:41:28.590 --> 00:41:30.250
like you said, this is an earlier one, so they

00:41:30.250 --> 00:41:32.750
were definitely still figuring stuff out. Well,

00:41:32.789 --> 00:41:36.090
like, the biggest problem is just... I want to

00:41:36.090 --> 00:41:39.650
explore. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. They

00:41:39.650 --> 00:41:42.349
really make it difficult to do. Yeah. I think

00:41:42.349 --> 00:41:44.429
if the stats had just not gone down so quickly,

00:41:44.550 --> 00:41:47.110
it would have been a lot better. I mean, even,

00:41:47.150 --> 00:41:49.469
like... Cause it's hard now, even if they just

00:41:49.469 --> 00:41:51.329
made it kind of like, you know, something like

00:41:51.329 --> 00:41:54.889
a medium wise. Yeah. And then giving you some

00:41:54.889 --> 00:41:58.090
better hints. Yeah. The hints are the biggest

00:41:58.090 --> 00:42:01.469
thing for sure. Cause how, how are you supposed

00:42:01.469 --> 00:42:06.030
to figure out to wrap the, the vine around that

00:42:06.030 --> 00:42:10.530
rock to, to cross over? Yeah. I don't know. No

00:42:10.530 --> 00:42:13.530
idea. So yeah, the palace is kind of like the

00:42:13.530 --> 00:42:16.369
final dungeon. Um, and it gets pretty tough.

00:42:16.429 --> 00:42:18.929
You have to like, go through a bunch of puzzles,

00:42:19.090 --> 00:42:21.449
and then you can't even do it all in a day. It

00:42:21.449 --> 00:42:24.110
takes, like, multiple days to get through. And,

00:42:24.150 --> 00:42:26.829
of course, you're hungry and tired. Yeah. And

00:42:26.829 --> 00:42:28.309
there's no, like, food in it. Well, I guess there

00:42:28.309 --> 00:42:30.469
was some food in there, but... Yeah, scraps.

00:42:30.730 --> 00:42:32.250
Luckily, there was water in there. Yeah, there

00:42:32.250 --> 00:42:33.989
was water in there, too. And there's a little

00:42:33.989 --> 00:42:36.289
hut outside, too, which is nice. Yeah, and the

00:42:36.289 --> 00:42:38.889
stupid fucking game, you would sleep in that

00:42:38.889 --> 00:42:41.110
hut, and then sometimes a stupid jaguar would

00:42:41.110 --> 00:42:43.889
fucking spawn. Yeah. So if you didn't save the

00:42:43.889 --> 00:42:46.750
game in the hut, you're fucked. Yep. And you

00:42:46.750 --> 00:42:49.690
can't kill them. No, you cannot kill those things.

00:42:49.969 --> 00:42:52.250
You can. It just takes forever. Yeah, dude, it's

00:42:52.250 --> 00:42:53.690
almost impossible. Not with a knife. You have

00:42:53.690 --> 00:42:56.070
to use a bow. Yeah. Because they destroy you.

00:42:56.130 --> 00:42:58.230
I killed them with a knife. Unless you're lucky,

00:42:58.510 --> 00:43:01.090
yeah. All you have to do is just keep holding

00:43:01.090 --> 00:43:03.309
the direction that they're in and they won't

00:43:03.309 --> 00:43:06.550
hit you. Yeah. I don't know. Either way, they

00:43:06.550 --> 00:43:07.809
shouldn't spawn there when you're trying to finish

00:43:07.809 --> 00:43:10.769
the fucking game. Yeah. Well. They can't make

00:43:10.769 --> 00:43:13.110
it easy for you. Well, it's already not easy,

00:43:13.210 --> 00:43:15.329
trust me. Sounds like a skill issue. They don't

00:43:15.329 --> 00:43:18.710
need to make it harder. Yeah. Well, luckily,

00:43:18.789 --> 00:43:23.510
I know to save, so I saved. Yeah. Anyway, you

00:43:23.510 --> 00:43:25.010
finally get to the dungeon, you get the little

00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:30.929
Moon Knight gem, and then unlock the boat, and

00:43:30.929 --> 00:43:35.789
I guess if you fed the dude enough food, you

00:43:35.789 --> 00:43:39.739
guys get married and have a happy ending. Happy

00:43:39.739 --> 00:43:44.219
ending. Happy ending. No. No, this game's only

00:43:44.219 --> 00:43:47.699
rated E. Yeah. Yeah, there's, what, eight endings?

00:43:48.199 --> 00:43:51.780
Yeah. That's the best one. Yeah, that's the best

00:43:51.780 --> 00:43:54.699
one. Some of them are just stupid. Some of them

00:43:54.699 --> 00:43:56.320
are weird. You have to, like, feed them bad food.

00:43:56.820 --> 00:43:58.739
Yeah, and kill them. And then leave. That's what

00:43:58.739 --> 00:44:02.159
I had to keep giving them rotten clams. And ones

00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:04.059
just, like, live on the island for 100 days.

00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:08.480
Yeah. And then another one is you find the...

00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:10.619
other person and then live on the island for

00:44:10.619 --> 00:44:13.760
100 days and don't leave. Dude, that takes forever.

00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:16.360
I know, dude. That's a long way. 100 days is

00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:20.280
long as shit. You can't just fast forward. You

00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:22.300
gotta find food and shit. It takes you, what,

00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:26.099
40 days to beat the game? If even that. It took

00:44:26.099 --> 00:44:32.380
me like 75. Jesus, dude. I think I was 40, I

00:44:32.380 --> 00:44:37.159
think. I was in the 70s. Like I said, I started

00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:40.789
over. Yeah. You can rest. You don't have to sleep

00:44:40.789 --> 00:44:44.670
all the time. Yeah. I never did. I didn't realize

00:44:44.670 --> 00:44:47.010
that until towards the end. Yeah. Yeah, that's

00:44:47.010 --> 00:44:48.949
why, yeah. Like I said, I started over, too,

00:44:49.050 --> 00:44:51.269
with a guide, so. Yeah. But it's just a pain

00:44:51.269 --> 00:44:53.170
to rest, because I would go rest, and then I

00:44:53.170 --> 00:44:54.809
would walk, like, five feet, and it's like, I'm

00:44:54.809 --> 00:44:57.130
tired. Yeah, you have to do it multiple times,

00:44:57.309 --> 00:45:00.570
yeah. Well, it's kind of stupid, though. You

00:45:00.570 --> 00:45:02.829
might as well just go to sleep. I mean, I don't

00:45:02.829 --> 00:45:06.070
know. Even sleeping doesn't do jack shit. Sometimes.

00:45:06.130 --> 00:45:08.210
You can have like a hundred fatigue and you go

00:45:08.210 --> 00:45:10.949
to sleep and you're only at like 70 now. What

00:45:10.949 --> 00:45:13.329
the fuck is the point of that? Was that because

00:45:13.329 --> 00:45:17.010
you slept outside? Uh -huh. Because you slept

00:45:17.010 --> 00:45:19.389
outside? No, just in general. No, just in general.

00:45:19.409 --> 00:45:20.989
If you're at a hundred and you sleep, it only

00:45:20.989 --> 00:45:23.530
brings it down to 70. I don't think so. Every

00:45:23.530 --> 00:45:25.869
time I went to sleep, it went down to zero. I

00:45:25.869 --> 00:45:27.769
don't know, bro. I don't think so. Maybe when

00:45:27.769 --> 00:45:29.090
it was raining. It's because it was raining.

00:45:29.269 --> 00:45:31.809
Yeah. Well, was it because you like woke up in

00:45:31.809 --> 00:45:33.909
the middle of the night? Yeah. Yeah, I got that.

00:45:34.010 --> 00:45:37.260
Oh, yeah. Sleep apnea or whatever. You didn't

00:45:37.260 --> 00:45:41.739
have your CPAP machine. Yeah. You had to find

00:45:41.739 --> 00:45:45.219
your CPAP machine. What was the whole point of

00:45:45.219 --> 00:45:48.599
that swamp area in the top, right? Swamp area?

00:45:49.739 --> 00:45:52.400
Yeah, where all the lily pads were. You go back

00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:53.739
to it towards the end of the game. There's a

00:45:53.739 --> 00:45:57.260
gem there. No, not in that part. I mean, the

00:45:57.260 --> 00:45:59.619
bottom part is just, like, useless. Yeah, I know

00:45:59.619 --> 00:46:01.380
what you're talking about. That part's just for

00:46:01.380 --> 00:46:03.940
show, I guess. I don't know. But once you drain

00:46:03.940 --> 00:46:05.960
it, you can go back and forth. You don't have

00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:09.980
to go all the way the other way. It's a little

00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:15.699
quicker. Oh, yeah. But yeah, pretty much. Juiceless,

00:46:15.739 --> 00:46:17.440
yeah. I guess they were just showing you how

00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:21.119
the lily pads work, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Or just

00:46:21.119 --> 00:46:24.460
foreshadowing. I don't know. Yeah, foreshadowing.

00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:27.699
Foreshadowing. It's a lot of shadows. It's about

00:46:27.699 --> 00:46:30.199
four of them. I don't want to hear that word

00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:32.510
anymore. Yeah. Let's see. What else? I think

00:46:32.510 --> 00:46:33.670
that's pretty much it. I don't know if there's

00:46:33.670 --> 00:46:36.530
anything else. Gameplay -wise. We've bitched

00:46:36.530 --> 00:46:37.869
enough about this game. There's not really much

00:46:37.869 --> 00:46:41.630
there. Graphics. I mean, for a Game Boy game,

00:46:41.789 --> 00:46:44.590
I thought this looked pretty good. It's not bad.

00:46:44.710 --> 00:46:47.250
It's decent. It had a pretty good use of color

00:46:47.250 --> 00:46:51.170
and stuff, I think. It's pretty cool how the

00:46:51.170 --> 00:46:54.250
day and night cycle actually changed the palette

00:46:54.250 --> 00:46:56.949
of the area and stuff and everything. Yeah. That

00:46:56.949 --> 00:46:59.730
was pretty cool. All the environments were pretty

00:46:59.730 --> 00:47:03.730
unique. I think if you told someone to go to

00:47:03.730 --> 00:47:06.230
a certain area, they would know by the look and

00:47:06.230 --> 00:47:09.630
feel of it. For the most part, yeah. Yeah, I

00:47:09.630 --> 00:47:11.090
think it was pretty good. There's some areas

00:47:11.090 --> 00:47:12.630
in there that just didn't make sense. They were

00:47:12.630 --> 00:47:15.369
a little similar, but yeah. You already mentioned

00:47:15.369 --> 00:47:17.889
the best part is when the monkey joins you, your

00:47:17.889 --> 00:47:20.949
character image in the menu changes. It's you

00:47:20.949 --> 00:47:24.489
and the monkey. It's great. It's awesome. There's

00:47:24.489 --> 00:47:27.190
some funny bits where you get big eyes or whatever.

00:47:27.630 --> 00:47:30.349
Yeah, that too, yep, yep. Yeah, that... When

00:47:30.349 --> 00:47:32.449
he, like, steals your backpack or whatever. Yeah.

00:47:32.530 --> 00:47:36.550
Yeah, he pushes you on the floor. Yeah. There's

00:47:36.550 --> 00:47:38.289
actually a lot of, like, images, like, still

00:47:38.289 --> 00:47:40.210
images of, like, action stuff that was pretty

00:47:40.210 --> 00:47:43.909
cool, too, in the game. Mm -hmm. Like, at the

00:47:43.909 --> 00:47:46.469
beginning with, like, the ship turning over and

00:47:46.469 --> 00:47:48.329
everything, that was all pretty cool. Mm -hmm.

00:47:48.750 --> 00:47:50.110
And then, like, the... Like, when you find the

00:47:50.110 --> 00:47:52.170
palace at the end. Yeah, that, and, like, finding

00:47:52.170 --> 00:47:54.050
the skelly man in the cave, that was pretty cool,

00:47:54.070 --> 00:47:57.340
too. Yeah. That was a cool picture. When you

00:47:57.340 --> 00:47:59.780
craft stuff, too, it's got the pictures of all

00:47:59.780 --> 00:48:01.880
that stuff, too, which is pretty cool. But, dude,

00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:04.599
they got lazy, though. Why? When you get towards

00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:06.179
the end of the game, they don't have detailed

00:48:06.179 --> 00:48:08.860
pictures anymore. It's just the sprites. Oh,

00:48:09.059 --> 00:48:12.159
yeah, yeah. That's pretty funny. The kindling

00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.119
and, like, all the earlier stuff has, like, nice,

00:48:15.139 --> 00:48:17.900
like, actual drawn -out pictures. And then when

00:48:17.900 --> 00:48:20.139
you make, like, the, what, the hammer or something.

00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:23.000
Or if you make the kindling again, it's just

00:48:23.000 --> 00:48:25.159
a sprite, yeah. It's just a pixelated sprite.

00:48:25.219 --> 00:48:27.219
That's weird. I wonder where that changes. I

00:48:27.219 --> 00:48:29.739
don't know. Probably too complicated. I didn't

00:48:29.739 --> 00:48:32.219
even notice that. They just got lazy. That's

00:48:32.219 --> 00:48:37.260
weird. But yeah, I mean, it's actually pretty

00:48:37.260 --> 00:48:38.460
good. I would say it's actually a pretty good

00:48:38.460 --> 00:48:41.940
looking game for the Game Boy Color. Yeah. I

00:48:41.940 --> 00:48:43.679
think it actually looked pretty good. I think

00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.880
the Game Boy Color was only out for like a year

00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:48.980
when this came out, so. No, I think it was 96,

00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.980
wasn't it? Game Boy Color? No, I thought it was

00:48:51.980 --> 00:48:56.000
98. Maybe it was 98, Game Boy Color. Maybe in

00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:57.960
America. Yeah, you're right, 98 in Japan, yep.

00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.000
So yeah, that was a pretty early game for it

00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:02.400
then, yeah. But yeah, it does look pretty good.

00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:06.420
Damn, the fucking Game Boy was out for nine years.

00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:11.239
It came out in 89. That's crazy. 89 is insane,

00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:14.539
bro. Yeah. And then the color came out in nine

00:49:14.539 --> 00:49:17.579
years? That's insane. Nine years later. That's

00:49:17.579 --> 00:49:20.519
crazy. I can't even imagine back in 1989 walking

00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:23.500
around with a game. Yeah, just a brick. I don't

00:49:23.500 --> 00:49:26.019
have to imagine. I lived it. No, I'm just saying

00:49:26.019 --> 00:49:28.820
that just, like, technology -wise, that's just

00:49:28.820 --> 00:49:30.840
crazy. Yeah, I know. Well, it wasn't 89. It was

00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:35.840
more like 95, but... Yeah. I know, that's just...

00:49:35.840 --> 00:49:38.519
The longevity of that system is insane. The Advance

00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:41.840
probably came out, like, what, two years after

00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:47.400
the Color? 2001? 2? Something like that. Yeah,

00:49:47.420 --> 00:49:49.099
the Game Boy Color didn't last that long. The

00:49:49.099 --> 00:49:52.639
Advance came out pretty quickly. 2001. Which

00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:55.019
is insane because the Game Boy Color has a massive

00:49:55.019 --> 00:49:59.239
freaking library. I know, it's crazy, dude. Crazy.

00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:03.300
Anyway, I think the only other thing I wanted

00:50:03.300 --> 00:50:05.360
to mention was that the menus in this game look

00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:07.960
like they're pulled straight from Pokemon. Oh,

00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:11.489
yeah. I think that's just, like, generic Game

00:50:11.489 --> 00:50:13.969
Boy Color menu. Yeah, maybe, but it looks like,

00:50:13.989 --> 00:50:15.429
like, even the text looks like it's straight

00:50:15.429 --> 00:50:17.909
from Pokemon. Yeah, the borders and everything,

00:50:18.090 --> 00:50:21.949
too. It's everything. It looks exactly like it.

00:50:22.269 --> 00:50:25.050
Yeah, yeah. All right, any more graphic stuff?

00:50:25.949 --> 00:50:30.170
No, I don't think so. Nah. Okay. Jacob, you still

00:50:30.170 --> 00:50:34.519
conscious over there? I am still awake. He's

00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:37.460
fighting it. He wants to get this episode over

00:50:37.460 --> 00:50:40.019
with. He's just fuming with rage. He has no words.

00:50:40.219 --> 00:50:45.440
It is nearly 12 .30am. That is why. Let's get

00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:46.820
through Sam real quick and then we'll be almost

00:50:46.820 --> 00:50:51.460
done. It has it. I thought it was pretty good.

00:50:51.619 --> 00:50:53.400
When you're on the beach, there's a beach sound

00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:56.880
effect. Some of the music is pretty good. Some

00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:59.150
of it's okay. Some of it was pretty good. you

00:50:59.150 --> 00:51:00.590
know there's a lot of cues it's pretty cheery

00:51:00.590 --> 00:51:03.309
for being stranded on an island by yourself yeah

00:51:03.309 --> 00:51:04.929
it's got like a good it does have like a beach

00:51:04.929 --> 00:51:07.389
like you know tropical vibe to a lot of it so

00:51:07.389 --> 00:51:10.670
yeah yeah that was pretty good it's like catchy

00:51:10.670 --> 00:51:13.789
catchy stuff so yeah like i said there's like

00:51:13.789 --> 00:51:16.489
some ambience noises too uh which was pretty

00:51:16.489 --> 00:51:20.070
cool but yeah yeah i mean all around like presentation

00:51:20.070 --> 00:51:21.969
wise i think this game was actually pretty decent

00:51:21.969 --> 00:51:27.030
yeah i mean yeah All right. I think that's pretty

00:51:27.030 --> 00:51:28.889
much it. Oh, the other thing I wanted to mention

00:51:28.889 --> 00:51:32.289
was why is the name entry so short? I've never

00:51:32.289 --> 00:51:34.289
seen such a short name entry. There's only like

00:51:34.289 --> 00:51:37.289
four letters. Yeah. That might be the shortest

00:51:37.289 --> 00:51:40.269
name entry I've ever seen. Yeah. It's ridiculous.

00:51:41.030 --> 00:51:44.190
I guess so. I don't know. Friggin' Pokemon had

00:51:44.190 --> 00:51:47.510
friggin' Charizard names. Yeah. This could only

00:51:47.510 --> 00:51:49.730
do friggin'... Oh, yeah. You only had three characters.

00:51:49.809 --> 00:51:53.190
Pokemon, you can have like 300. Yeah. I didn't

00:51:53.190 --> 00:51:55.420
even think about that, but yeah. Yeah, it was

00:51:55.420 --> 00:51:58.000
insanely short. I don't know why it was so short.

00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:03.940
And then they give you the option to name everything.

00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:06.239
Yeah, with four letters. What are you going to

00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:08.739
put? Four fucking letters. F -U -C -K? I mean,

00:52:08.739 --> 00:52:12.659
come on. It's like an arcade machine. Yeah, really.

00:52:12.980 --> 00:52:15.039
I'm going to put my initials. Just initials.

00:52:17.260 --> 00:52:20.239
Alright. Does anybody else want to say anything

00:52:20.239 --> 00:52:26.179
else about Survival Kids? No. Now's your time,

00:52:26.219 --> 00:52:29.880
Jacob. We can wait until the final verdict. We're

00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:33.659
getting there. What's the final verdict? Before

00:52:33.659 --> 00:52:36.119
we get to that, though, we're going to talk achievements.

00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:38.579
What did you guys think of the achievements of

00:52:38.579 --> 00:52:41.880
this game? Actually pretty straightforward. Yeah.

00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:47.500
They're easy and simple, really. Yeah. I don't

00:52:47.500 --> 00:52:48.860
know. How do you get those hats? What do you

00:52:48.860 --> 00:52:51.340
got to do to get those hats? I think it's New

00:52:51.340 --> 00:52:53.119
Game Plus. I know, but what do you got to do?

00:52:53.179 --> 00:52:54.880
Kill the animal or do you got to actually do

00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:57.780
a bunch of shit? That's the only thing I can

00:52:57.780 --> 00:52:59.440
think of is kill them. Because I don't think

00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:02.460
New Game Plus is... There's nothing new to it.

00:53:03.199 --> 00:53:05.219
It's just plus. I think it's just the same game,

00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:09.099
but harder. Oh, good. Even better. Yeah. That's

00:53:09.099 --> 00:53:11.579
what I wanted. But yeah, I would assume you have

00:53:11.579 --> 00:53:13.739
to kill them. I don't know how else you would

00:53:13.739 --> 00:53:18.500
get animal caps, but... Yeah, I like this set.

00:53:18.559 --> 00:53:21.780
I think it's a pretty decent set. You know, the

00:53:21.780 --> 00:53:24.260
game itself has eight different innings, so the

00:53:24.260 --> 00:53:27.380
achievements obviously are going to reflect that.

00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:30.099
But yeah, I think it's a pretty well done set.

00:53:30.820 --> 00:53:34.139
It's just literally do the things in the game.

00:53:34.340 --> 00:53:38.159
Yeah. There's literally nothing out of the ordinary.

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:41.500
Yeah, but it includes the whole realm of the

00:53:41.500 --> 00:53:43.559
game. Including the new game plus is pretty cool

00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:48.460
and stuff. That's what I'm saying. It makes you

00:53:48.460 --> 00:53:51.730
play the entire game. Right, yeah. Finding the

00:53:51.730 --> 00:53:56.090
minigames and New Game Plus, all that. And then

00:53:56.090 --> 00:53:58.690
just to find the hidden stuff too, like getting

00:53:58.690 --> 00:54:03.090
the honey and all that kind of stuff. Which I

00:54:03.090 --> 00:54:06.510
would have fucking never figured out. Yeah, I

00:54:06.510 --> 00:54:10.289
still haven't. You never will. Not by yourself.

00:54:10.829 --> 00:54:13.449
Dude, the honey is an awesome item though. It

00:54:13.449 --> 00:54:17.550
is, yeah it is. Why, what does it do? It almost

00:54:17.550 --> 00:54:21.000
completely fills your hunger. Is it like the

00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:22.480
weird berry or whatever? Why do you only get

00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:25.099
one weird berry? I never got that. You didn't

00:54:25.099 --> 00:54:27.340
get the weird berry? I don't think so. You have

00:54:27.340 --> 00:54:29.199
to leave the monkey. You can't take him with

00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:32.460
you. You find him anyway and he gives it to you.

00:54:32.739 --> 00:54:35.260
Eric couldn't leave the monkey. I couldn't leave

00:54:35.260 --> 00:54:38.019
the monkey. I know. I didn't leave him the first

00:54:38.019 --> 00:54:40.099
time and then I re -read it. Like, ah, fuck.

00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:43.099
I need the berry for the achievement. I named

00:54:43.099 --> 00:54:45.659
a monk. I can leave monk. I can leave monk behind.

00:54:45.900 --> 00:54:47.699
Yeah, because that's all you can fucking name

00:54:47.699 --> 00:54:50.199
him. That said, you didn't have any other choice.

00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:54.599
With an O or a U? With an O. Okay, all right,

00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:58.300
monk. Monk. All right. Not like you had a lot

00:54:58.300 --> 00:55:02.960
of options there. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I think

00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:04.320
it was a good decision. There's nothing like,

00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:07.579
you know, beat the game in 20 days. Sure, yeah.

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:11.420
Nothing ridiculous, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Actually,

00:55:11.440 --> 00:55:13.460
I mean, yeah, if it had, like, under 40 or something,

00:55:13.539 --> 00:55:15.739
that would have been cool, but... Yeah, but,

00:55:15.820 --> 00:55:18.159
I mean... Unnecessary. Yeah, you don't need to

00:55:18.159 --> 00:55:20.739
do that for this game. Did anybody master it?

00:55:21.460 --> 00:55:23.940
No. No. Yeah, I haven't yet, too. I think I need,

00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:27.760
like, five more. Yeah. Four or five more. I need

00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:31.460
three endings, and then two just... Well, no.

00:55:32.900 --> 00:55:34.800
Probably need six, then, because I need the three

00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:38.400
endings, and then I think I need the three New

00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:41.320
Game Plus stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I need about ten.

00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:43.039
I'm going to try and go back and master this

00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:44.260
game. I don't think it would be too difficult.

00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:48.880
You need seven. Seven? Okay. You need the gym.

00:55:49.280 --> 00:55:52.420
Alright. Yeah, that's easy. This is one of the

00:55:52.420 --> 00:55:53.599
ones where you just got to put the time into

00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:56.260
it. That's all. Yeah. This is probably the first

00:55:56.260 --> 00:55:58.940
game that I haven't wanted to master. Really?

00:55:59.019 --> 00:56:01.840
Yeah. I don't feel like going back and playing

00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:05.920
it again. Yeah. I feel like now that I've figured

00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:08.519
out the surviving part, it's just using a guide

00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:11.619
to get through it real quick. yeah and even if

00:56:11.619 --> 00:56:15.280
you like beat it once and you play the next day

00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:16.920
and you remember everything you can run through

00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:18.780
it that's what i'm saying yeah you can beat this

00:56:18.780 --> 00:56:21.460
game in like 20 minutes if you really wanted

00:56:21.460 --> 00:56:25.440
to yep yeah so it's just knowing how to get the

00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:27.900
endings and what you yeah that's the tough part

00:56:27.900 --> 00:56:31.840
yeah yeah but i feel like i spent enough time

00:56:31.840 --> 00:56:34.900
playing this game okay yeah i don't know 20 minutes

00:56:34.900 --> 00:56:41.329
i might it's uh five hours 40 of that. One hour

00:56:41.329 --> 00:56:43.389
of that was trying to get the big fish. Yeah.

00:56:43.489 --> 00:57:37.780
Big fish. Big fish. It probably was. Alright,

00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:39.780
let's get to the final verdicts. So, a quick

00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:41.440
explanation. We don't do scoring or anything

00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:43.219
like that. It's just a quick, did you enjoy the

00:57:43.219 --> 00:57:45.940
game and would you recommend the game? So, who

00:57:45.940 --> 00:57:48.719
wants to go first? Go ahead, Jacob. Let it out.

00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:52.219
I know you're fuming to get that out. Alright,

00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:54.099
Jacob. Did you enjoy the game and would you recommend

00:57:54.099 --> 00:58:00.440
it? Yes. I did not enjoy it. Not even in the

00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:03.920
slightest, I don't think. So, I would not recommend

00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:07.780
it either. So, it's just... The thing is, you

00:58:07.780 --> 00:58:12.079
need a guide to play this game. Otherwise, it's

00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:14.380
just a game you can't figure stuff out in. And

00:58:14.380 --> 00:58:16.000
if you do, it's going to take you hours upon

00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.659
hours. And it's just not worth it, in my opinion.

00:58:19.940 --> 00:58:23.340
And I'm just not a guy that likes going through

00:58:23.340 --> 00:58:25.480
an entire playthrough and then using a guide.

00:58:25.619 --> 00:58:27.559
I don't mind if I have to use a guide a few times.

00:58:27.900 --> 00:58:29.860
When I was playing Silent Hill, there's a few

00:58:29.860 --> 00:58:32.039
puzzles where they're pretty hard, so you're

00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:33.880
going to have to look up a guide. And that's

00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:35.480
fine, because there's other things besides...

00:58:36.670 --> 00:58:38.889
the puzzles in Silent Hill that are fun to do.

00:58:39.789 --> 00:58:42.949
So I just, I couldn't get behind that. And there's

00:58:42.949 --> 00:58:45.769
just small things that really irked me. Like,

00:58:45.769 --> 00:58:49.489
so I accidentally put the big stick away in my

00:58:49.489 --> 00:58:52.190
chest, right? And then I ran into a rock that

00:58:52.190 --> 00:58:54.670
I had to move. So like, okay, I need to go back

00:58:54.670 --> 00:58:56.730
to the hut and get my big stick. I opened the

00:58:56.730 --> 00:58:58.570
chest. All I see is my fishing rod. I'm like,

00:58:58.690 --> 00:59:02.550
oh, do I have it in my inventory then? No, I

00:59:02.550 --> 00:59:04.630
don't. I'm like, where the hell did I put it

00:59:04.630 --> 00:59:07.119
then? So I go back to my chest and I see that

00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:09.260
there's a second page in there that I didn't

00:59:09.260 --> 00:59:12.940
know about. And that's actually three. Three.

00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:15.420
There you go to that. I don't know why, but that

00:59:15.420 --> 00:59:18.139
set me off. I was like, no, I'm not doing this.

00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:21.940
I can't. I'm not enjoying this. I do not like

00:59:21.940 --> 00:59:24.159
this. And the fact that he decided to troll me

00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:29.320
right there. No, done. Okay. Jacob hates complicated

00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:33.840
menus. Yeah. Overly complicated menus. All you

00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:36.280
had to do was press the left button. It could

00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:39.000
have just been an up -to -down list. Complication

00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:42.920
isn't the word I would use. Complicated isn't

00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.960
the word I would use. Overly complicated. Yeah.

00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:50.840
Eric, what word would you use? Go ahead. It's

00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:53.599
simple, honestly. Why does it have to be two

00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:56.119
pages so if I have two items? And why don't you

00:59:56.119 --> 00:59:58.940
tell me that? It's broken up. It does tell you

00:59:58.940 --> 01:00:00.760
that. No, it doesn't. This game doesn't tell

01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:03.260
you anything. If you look at the top, it says

01:00:03.260 --> 01:00:05.300
different sections. Where does this game tell

01:00:05.300 --> 01:00:08.199
you anything about anything? Point to it. It

01:00:08.199 --> 01:00:11.239
does have the arrows on it, though. I didn't

01:00:11.239 --> 01:00:13.179
see that. Not to mention, it should be there

01:00:13.179 --> 01:00:17.460
in the goddamn first place. I'd rather skin myself

01:00:17.460 --> 01:00:20.280
alive than ever play this game again. Sounds

01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:23.260
like an internet review. Sounds like a typical

01:00:23.260 --> 01:00:26.260
internet review. Well, in 50 years when we go

01:00:26.260 --> 01:00:29.659
back and play these games again. I won't be alive.

01:00:29.659 --> 01:00:32.360
You better be skinless. I won't be alive. I'll

01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:35.500
just be dead. I'll be taking a shit in the middle

01:00:35.500 --> 01:00:38.679
of the floor. Oh, come on. We need to bring that

01:00:38.679 --> 01:00:46.400
up. Cut that out. Alright, who's next? I didn't

01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:49.980
really hate the game, but enjoy... I don't think

01:00:49.980 --> 01:00:54.019
I really enjoyed it either. There's no, I mean,

01:00:54.059 --> 01:00:59.079
if I was a kid, you know, a long time ago and

01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:02.139
I had this game for years, I probably would have

01:01:02.139 --> 01:01:04.820
put more time into it to figure things out. But

01:01:04.820 --> 01:01:08.380
there's no way I could have played this game

01:01:08.380 --> 01:01:11.940
now without a guide. The stuff, it's just too

01:01:11.940 --> 01:01:16.539
complicated. The hints are useless. Okay. Would

01:01:16.539 --> 01:01:20.159
you recommend it? Probably not. Unless if you're

01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:24.619
really into survival games, but I don't know.

01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:30.019
I don't think so. Okay. Brian? Yeah, I'm the

01:01:30.019 --> 01:01:32.800
same way. I didn't really hate it, but it's just

01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:38.119
not an enjoyable game for me. It's tough, too,

01:01:38.199 --> 01:01:42.099
because I try to put myself in the time frame

01:01:42.099 --> 01:01:45.880
when this game came out and try to be there.

01:01:46.489 --> 01:01:48.630
because i again i probably would have enjoyed

01:01:48.630 --> 01:01:52.969
this as a kid too and um i'm sure if i was like

01:01:52.969 --> 01:01:56.530
a teenager or whatever and i actually like bought

01:01:56.530 --> 01:01:59.130
this game i would have probably been happy with

01:01:59.130 --> 01:02:01.190
it because i got my money's worth out of it like

01:02:01.190 --> 01:02:03.789
i played it put so much time into it and then

01:02:03.789 --> 01:02:05.449
i'm actually like getting somewhere and it's

01:02:05.449 --> 01:02:09.190
like worth the money you know right and you don't

01:02:09.190 --> 01:02:11.250
get more than one game every six months either

01:02:11.250 --> 01:02:14.429
you know well exactly yeah you can't just go

01:02:14.429 --> 01:02:17.599
on The internet and just fucking buy a whole

01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:21.920
bundle of games for sale. Yeah. But yeah, well,

01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:24.320
yeah, now, yeah, it's the whole complete opposite

01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:29.599
thing now, but I, I, I try to do that, but as

01:02:29.599 --> 01:02:32.579
it stands right now, I just, I, I wouldn't recommend

01:02:32.579 --> 01:02:37.900
it either. It's, it's just, uh, it's overly over

01:02:37.900 --> 01:02:41.880
the top. Just, I don't, I don't want to say chaos.

01:02:41.940 --> 01:02:44.690
It's just too all over the place. there's no

01:02:44.690 --> 01:02:48.030
like set i mean i guess there's a set rule to

01:02:48.030 --> 01:02:50.909
survive but there's just all this other shit

01:02:50.909 --> 01:02:53.030
you have to do and you have no idea what you're

01:02:53.030 --> 01:02:56.269
doing you don't know where you're going and i

01:02:56.269 --> 01:02:58.309
mean i guess it's cool to like explore and stuff

01:02:58.309 --> 01:03:02.710
but it's just hard to even do that well yeah

01:03:02.710 --> 01:03:05.570
because you're constantly hungry constantly thirsty

01:03:05.570 --> 01:03:09.889
constantly tired like it's yeah it's just a going

01:03:09.889 --> 01:03:13.159
back and forth i'm just trying to Get to somewhere

01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:15.500
where you're going and then watch your house

01:03:15.500 --> 01:03:18.320
dance at the same time. We're still talking about

01:03:18.320 --> 01:03:23.059
the game, right? Yeah. Overly complicated. I

01:03:23.059 --> 01:03:25.039
want to play video games to get out of reality.

01:03:25.420 --> 01:03:29.320
Not what I experience every day. I hate when

01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.940
the menus are overly complicated. That's my breaking

01:03:32.940 --> 01:03:37.440
point. Like I said, I didn't hate it, but it

01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:42.559
was just not really good. enjoyable game for

01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:46.340
me okay yeah i mean i think i'm in the same boat

01:03:46.340 --> 01:03:49.519
i wouldn't say i hated it either um but i probably

01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:51.780
didn't start enjoying it until i knew what to

01:03:51.780 --> 01:03:53.719
do so not until i started looking at a guide

01:03:53.719 --> 01:03:57.519
but once i i kind of had a direction and once

01:03:57.519 --> 01:03:59.039
i really figured out too because the biggest

01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:02.059
thing for me with any survival game is figuring

01:04:02.059 --> 01:04:04.920
out how to stay fucking not hungry all the time

01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:07.860
i always fail at that i don't know why Um, but

01:04:07.860 --> 01:04:09.380
once I kind of figured that out in this game,

01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:11.519
I feel like I got better at it and I started

01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:14.519
enjoying it more. Um, you know, the thing with

01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:16.460
this game is it feels like there's two parts

01:04:16.460 --> 01:04:18.500
to this game. There's the action adventure game,

01:04:18.659 --> 01:04:20.719
which is really fun. And then there's a surviving

01:04:20.719 --> 01:04:23.199
part of the game, which is not so fun. And I

01:04:23.199 --> 01:04:24.780
feel like they were always like at odds with

01:04:24.780 --> 01:04:26.880
each other, you know, like when you're trying

01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:29.260
to go out and explore the frigging stats were

01:04:29.260 --> 01:04:30.519
going down. And then when you're trying to do

01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:32.139
that, you couldn't figure out where to go in

01:04:32.139 --> 01:04:35.199
the game. I don't know. I just feel like they

01:04:35.199 --> 01:04:38.179
didn't get that in that mesh working quite right.

01:04:38.420 --> 01:04:41.059
And yeah, you know, like we said, this this is

01:04:41.059 --> 01:04:43.679
an earlier survival game. You know, this one

01:04:43.679 --> 01:04:46.019
had to be created so that things like Minecraft

01:04:46.019 --> 01:04:48.500
could come out of this and stuff. So, you know,

01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:50.420
the formula was still early and I think they

01:04:50.420 --> 01:04:53.159
were still working on it. But again, I don't

01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:54.780
think it's I don't think it's a bad game. It

01:04:54.780 --> 01:04:56.579
just it could have used some additional stuff

01:04:56.579 --> 01:04:59.039
to really help. Like one of the big things was

01:04:59.039 --> 01:05:01.500
like just giving a direction to like better and

01:05:01.500 --> 01:05:04.539
better hints. Yeah. You know, another thing they

01:05:04.539 --> 01:05:05.920
could have done, too, is, like, given you, like,

01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:07.920
recipes to find. Like, you know, this is how

01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:09.760
you make the kindling. This is how you make the,

01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:12.239
you know, like, that would have been a huge help.

01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:15.940
Some sort of direction for anything. Yeah, yeah.

01:05:16.099 --> 01:05:17.800
Yeah, yeah. Like, they did, like, how you can

01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:20.539
learn traps and stuff. Yeah, like that. But then

01:05:20.539 --> 01:05:22.300
how do you actually make the fucking trap? I

01:05:22.300 --> 01:05:24.960
didn't tell you. Yeah, exactly. So, you know,

01:05:24.980 --> 01:05:26.360
it's like, hey, you can make traps now. It's

01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:28.519
like, can I? I don't know how to do that. Yeah.

01:05:28.900 --> 01:05:34.760
Yeah. But, yeah. I don't know. I think, like

01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:36.199
I said, once I get the guide through and then

01:05:36.199 --> 01:05:37.780
you kind of just ran through it, I did enjoy

01:05:37.780 --> 01:05:39.820
it. But at the same time, it's like, how much

01:05:39.820 --> 01:05:41.699
can you enjoy a game that you're just like running

01:05:41.699 --> 01:05:44.900
through like that, you know? But yeah, it just

01:05:44.900 --> 01:05:47.500
seems like more of a chore than anything, really.

01:05:47.940 --> 01:05:50.440
Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't hate using a guide

01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:53.869
as much as Jacob does, but. Yeah. I mean, I don't

01:05:53.869 --> 01:05:55.510
really want to use a guide either, but I don't

01:05:55.510 --> 01:05:57.690
want to use a guide for the entire game either.

01:05:57.750 --> 01:06:00.550
Yeah, I get that. I'm not against using a guide,

01:06:00.630 --> 01:06:03.889
but... It's a last resort, but... Yeah, I get

01:06:03.889 --> 01:06:07.170
it. This one I had to use pretty much the entire

01:06:07.170 --> 01:06:10.110
game. Yeah. I got a little bit in the beginning,

01:06:10.190 --> 01:06:15.219
but... Yeah. After that, I... So... Like I said,

01:06:15.239 --> 01:06:18.239
if I was younger and I had time to pick at this

01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:20.440
every once in a while and make some progress

01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:22.980
here or there. And I was like, oh, I know how

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:26.239
to do this now. When I play it again, I'll keep

01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:29.260
doing that and this and that. And I wonder if

01:06:29.260 --> 01:06:33.559
that was part of the original idea. Because when

01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:36.280
we were playing, we tried to save and not die

01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:37.559
all the time. But I wonder if you were meant

01:06:37.559 --> 01:06:40.500
to die a lot and keep starting over. Yeah, I

01:06:40.500 --> 01:06:42.079
guess so. I wonder if that was part of the idea,

01:06:42.159 --> 01:06:47.269
too. once you like figure out like you know the

01:06:47.269 --> 01:06:50.869
steps getting back to those steps aren't really

01:06:50.869 --> 01:06:52.809
that exactly yeah so i feel like you're probably

01:06:52.809 --> 01:06:54.389
actually supposed to die a lot and start over

01:06:54.389 --> 01:06:59.030
a lot but yeah probably yeah but yeah so would

01:06:59.030 --> 01:07:01.389
i recommend it you know what i think i actually

01:07:01.389 --> 01:07:03.550
would because i know that the survival games

01:07:03.550 --> 01:07:06.130
are like a huge thing like you got minecraft

01:07:06.130 --> 01:07:08.769
you got arc i know there's a conan game like

01:07:08.769 --> 01:07:10.250
there's just all kinds of those survival games

01:07:10.250 --> 01:07:15.789
uh grounded um I think anybody who likes those

01:07:15.789 --> 01:07:17.789
kind of things should go back and see where all

01:07:17.789 --> 01:07:22.289
that stuff started. If you want to use a guide,

01:07:22.349 --> 01:07:23.889
go ahead. It's there, but you don't have to.

01:07:24.190 --> 01:07:26.510
Just know that you're going to be walking around

01:07:26.510 --> 01:07:28.889
a lot trying to figure it out. If you've got

01:07:28.889 --> 01:07:31.630
the time to put into it. Yeah, exactly. If you

01:07:31.630 --> 01:07:36.050
want to sink your teeth into a crazy puzzle game

01:07:36.050 --> 01:07:38.150
like that, then I think I actually would recommend

01:07:38.150 --> 01:07:41.340
it. All right, let us know what you guys thought

01:07:41.340 --> 01:07:42.960
out there, what your final verdict on the game

01:07:42.960 --> 01:07:44.619
was. Did you enjoy it? Would you recommend it?

01:07:44.659 --> 01:07:47.420
Let us know. We want to hear from you guys. As

01:07:47.420 --> 01:07:49.199
always, did this change anybody's least or most

01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:52.460
favorite games? Jacob? Yeah, definitely. This

01:07:52.460 --> 01:07:55.280
is my least favorite. Yeah? All right. What was

01:07:55.280 --> 01:07:58.000
the last one? Was it Baroque? Yeah. Yeah, so

01:07:58.000 --> 01:07:59.480
now it's this game. So that's two games in a

01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:04.579
row then. Wow. Oh, man. I wonder why he wouldn't

01:08:04.579 --> 01:08:09.269
let me pick a game. He wants to pick them. Listen,

01:08:09.349 --> 01:08:11.789
man, you know, I do like complaining and bitching,

01:08:11.809 --> 01:08:14.150
so honestly... Yeah. He's having fun. That's

01:08:14.150 --> 01:08:16.770
apparent. As long as everybody's having fun.

01:08:17.109 --> 01:08:20.569
Yeah. Except Jacob. Besides Jacob. Well, he's

01:08:20.569 --> 01:08:21.930
bitching and moaning. He's, like, doing nothing.

01:08:22.609 --> 01:08:24.609
If I'm pissing and moaning, I'm having fun. Not

01:08:24.609 --> 01:08:26.789
so much playing Survival of Kids. In the middle

01:08:26.789 --> 01:08:28.909
of the rubber room. Yeah. Well, there's a sequel

01:08:28.909 --> 01:08:31.430
to this game, so... No, we ain't playing it.

01:08:31.609 --> 01:08:34.609
Yeah, it's on the DS. There's, like, four sequels

01:08:34.609 --> 01:08:37.970
to this game. I think there's three. Three games

01:08:37.970 --> 01:08:39.890
in general. There's one on the Switch, apparently.

01:08:40.289 --> 01:08:44.130
Yeah. Yeah, it just came out. Okay. That's it

01:08:44.130 --> 01:08:45.449
for this game. We're not talking about survival

01:08:45.449 --> 01:08:48.670
kits anymore. We're done surviving. We're moving

01:08:48.670 --> 01:08:50.649
on. We're surviving. I'm sure this didn't change

01:08:50.649 --> 01:08:53.210
anybody else's least or most favorite. No. No.

01:08:54.050 --> 01:08:57.189
Like I said, this game isn't that bad. I said

01:08:57.189 --> 01:08:58.569
we're done. I said we're done with this game.

01:08:58.569 --> 01:09:00.390
Well, we didn't ask the question, though. At

01:09:00.390 --> 01:09:03.310
least our most favorite. Well, I figured everybody

01:09:03.310 --> 01:09:07.260
would just chime in at one time. It's not very

01:09:07.260 --> 01:09:10.140
professional. All right. The next game we're

01:09:10.140 --> 01:09:16.960
playing is... Okay. Next game. Are you ready?

01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:20.439
We're going to be playing Colibri for the 32X.

01:09:21.399 --> 01:09:25.520
Does anybody know what a 32X is? Yes. Okay. All

01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:28.439
right. I was just kidding. It's 32 bits. Yeah.

01:09:29.699 --> 01:09:31.359
Does anybody have any experience with this game,

01:09:31.420 --> 01:09:35.100
with Colibri? I think I played it before. Oh,

01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:39.680
yeah? A long time ago when I had my PSP. Oh,

01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:43.340
yeah. Okay. Into illegitimate means? No. Okay.

01:09:43.460 --> 01:09:45.880
Very legitimate. Oh, you plugged the 32X into

01:09:45.880 --> 01:09:49.720
the PSP? Into my PSP, yeah. And I had the official

01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:54.220
software. Yeah. All right. Okay. Totally legitimate.

01:09:54.439 --> 01:09:57.140
He made the 32X. He's got it. Yeah. I'm painting

01:09:57.140 --> 01:09:59.899
this picture in my mind. Yeah. All right. Let's

01:09:59.899 --> 01:10:01.600
look at this cover here. What do we got? This

01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:05.180
is getting crazy now. I guess Colibri is a type

01:10:05.180 --> 01:10:07.840
of hummingbird. Is that what that is? I think

01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:10.399
it just means hummingbird in Japanese. Oh, in

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:14.000
Colibri? I think that's what it was. Okay. Well,

01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:15.399
we got a hummingbird here, and he looks kind

01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:17.560
of pissed off. Like, what the hell? Yeah, he's

01:10:17.560 --> 01:10:19.939
mad. He's like, what the hell? He's got a bee

01:10:19.939 --> 01:10:23.279
coming after him. Yeah, a purple wasp or something.

01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:27.060
What the frick? And a big old scorpion. Scropion.

01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:30.199
Scropion down there. There's gems. There's like

01:10:30.199 --> 01:10:33.449
crystals in the back. Crystals. Yeah. It's a

01:10:33.449 --> 01:10:35.010
nice looking piece of artwork, I'll tell you

01:10:35.010 --> 01:10:37.289
that. It is. It's pretty colorful. It's vibrant.

01:10:38.310 --> 01:10:41.409
But I'm going to tell you, as a young male kid,

01:10:41.590 --> 01:10:45.270
this game, I would be like, I'm good, thank you.

01:10:46.829 --> 01:10:49.310
I don't know, that scorpion is pulling me in

01:10:49.310 --> 01:10:51.970
now. Okay, alright. I don't know, I would see

01:10:51.970 --> 01:10:54.689
this and be like, what is this, like a garden

01:10:54.689 --> 01:10:56.770
game or something? What is this? A little beetle

01:10:56.770 --> 01:11:00.609
in the back too. Yeah. Can't even see that. Yeah,

01:11:00.670 --> 01:11:02.789
it's under the crystals. See the beetle? Oh,

01:11:02.789 --> 01:11:06.409
yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's a scorpion's hand,

01:11:06.529 --> 01:11:10.470
isn't it? No. That's a beetle. I only have like

01:11:10.470 --> 01:11:12.569
four megapixels. That's a scorpion's other hand.

01:11:12.590 --> 01:11:15.449
Yeah, it's only 32 -bit. It's a stinger. Yeah.

01:11:16.350 --> 01:11:20.050
No, that's his claw. That's a beetle, bro. That's

01:11:20.050 --> 01:11:22.210
a beetle. That's his big, meaty claw, bro. All

01:11:22.210 --> 01:11:24.470
right, now we go to the back of the box. Back

01:11:24.470 --> 01:11:29.939
of the box. His big, meaty claw. All right. The

01:11:29.939 --> 01:11:32.539
back of the box. Deep in the earth, a powerful

01:11:32.539 --> 01:11:35.119
ancient crystal hums, fueling the balance of

01:11:35.119 --> 01:11:38.300
nature. But when its toxic twin plummets to earth,

01:11:38.479 --> 01:11:41.420
nature totters on the edge of extinction. Only

01:11:41.420 --> 01:11:44.579
one hope survives. Colibri. Though small and

01:11:44.579 --> 01:11:46.779
alone, the hummingbird must battle the invasive

01:11:46.779 --> 01:11:49.460
mutation in all its malignant form to restore

01:11:49.460 --> 01:11:53.520
earth. But at what cost? Feel the rush as Colibri

01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:56.199
zips, dives, and dodges in intoxicating aerial

01:11:56.199 --> 01:11:59.420
acrobatics. Soar through the splendors of nature.

01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:02.420
Colibri's world has perfect realism, depth, and

01:12:02.420 --> 01:12:05.960
a panoramic menagerie of colors. Man, what are

01:12:05.960 --> 01:12:08.340
these people? Read a dictionary? Combat bizarre,

01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:10.560
vicious creatures. You got that thesaurus out

01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:13.800
for this one. Jesus. Combat bizarre, vicious

01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:16.500
creatures created by the alien crystal to hunt

01:12:16.500 --> 01:12:19.720
Colibri. See nature at its most helpless and

01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:22.659
most powerful as Colibri gains strength. Help

01:12:22.659 --> 01:12:24.920
Colibri conquer the cosmic threat in a classic

01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:27.670
battle of good and evil. Abundant weapons and

01:12:27.670 --> 01:12:29.890
pickups, including lasers, rings of fire, and

01:12:29.890 --> 01:12:55.909
smart bombs, pack this game with punch. You use

01:12:55.909 --> 01:12:58.149
the alien crystals. You can't drive after playing

01:12:58.149 --> 01:13:08.210
this game, though. What? Intoxicated. I will

01:13:08.210 --> 01:13:12.090
say those backgrounds look cool. Yeah, they do.

01:13:12.310 --> 01:13:15.510
From the images here. Like a nice hand -drawn

01:13:15.510 --> 01:13:19.810
look to them. That's that 32 processing. Blast

01:13:19.810 --> 01:13:24.270
processing. Alright, you guys looking forward

01:13:24.270 --> 01:13:25.869
to this? I am. This actually looks pretty cool.

01:13:26.069 --> 01:13:28.310
I want to combat the bizarre fish as creatures.

01:13:28.789 --> 01:13:30.930
Yeah, me too, dude. I want that menagerie, man.

01:13:31.090 --> 01:13:33.409
Yeah, they got a lot of big boy words in here.

01:13:33.630 --> 01:13:36.010
Yeah, they do, yeah. This is an edumacated game.

01:13:36.170 --> 01:13:39.329
This is a big brain sophistication game. You

01:13:39.329 --> 01:13:41.010
gotta have a college degree to play this game.

01:13:41.210 --> 01:13:44.670
Yeah. I guess I can't play this. Oh, okay. I'm

01:13:44.670 --> 01:13:47.130
almost there. I won't tell anybody. I won't tell

01:13:47.130 --> 01:13:53.939
anybody. Let us know what you guys are looking

01:13:53.939 --> 01:13:56.319
forward to, this game or not. The five people

01:13:56.319 --> 01:13:58.779
that make it to the end of the video. Yeah, they'll

01:13:58.779 --> 01:14:01.399
let us know. Alright, as always, thank you guys

01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:03.840
for watching. We appreciate it, and we'll see

01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:05.920
you for the next one. Peace.