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Today, we're talking dungeon crawling, great

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heat waves, and suffering angels goddammit. It's

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Baroque for the Sega Saturn. Hello everyone,

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welcome to Retro Game &amp; Beyond Presents Retro

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Game Club. We're your hosts, Joe, Eric, Ryan,

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and Jacob Vanderloski. And we got stomach aches

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from eating rotten meat, because today we are

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talking about our first Japanese exclusive, Baroque

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for the Sega Saturn. But first, come check us

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going on out there. All right. In the meantime,

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let's go ahead and get to Word of the Nerd. What

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have you guys been up to during this past recording

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sesh? I played the infamous games for the PS3.

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Nice. Those are good games. Yeah, I like the

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first one a lot. I mean, I just like the fact

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that you can just blast everything with lightning.

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Yeah, you're pretty powerful. The parkour, it's

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got a lot of jank to it. I think it's like the

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number one thing that kind of holds that game

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back. But otherwise, I mean, it's pretty fun.

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I mean, all the powers and again, the fact that

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you can just blast anything with lightning. I

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mean, I think the story was pretty good too.

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Like the plot twist at the end was pretty interesting.

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The second game is, I don't know, the second

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game is weird to me. It feels fairly different

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from the first game. The tone feels so different.

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It has humor in it and lighter moments. The second

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one feels more like a comic book. I know. The

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first game was so serious, but the second game

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had a fair amount of comedy in it. Yeah, I agree

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with that. It was still good, though. I still

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enjoyed it. Besides that, I also read all the

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Divergent books. They were pretty good. Neurodivergent?

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No, just Divergent. They're pretty good. I think

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I really like the idea of the five factions.

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I think that's the most interesting thing about

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it. I mean, the characters in Conflict are pretty

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good too. Again, the factions is the most interesting

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part about that book. It really makes you think

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about... human nature and what it means to be

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human and being complex. Are these popular books?

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I don't think I've ever heard of them. They got

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turned into movies, like blockbuster movies.

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They're pretty popular. The movies are pretty

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good. I must have missed those. How many books

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are there? There's four. The first three books

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are back -to -back. The fourth one's a sequel.

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I didn't read that one. That was the only one

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I didn't read. Only because the fourth one revolves

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around a character called Four. I don't know.

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I'm not the biggest fan of him. I don't think

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he's a bad character by any means. I'm not really

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that intrigued by him. Interesting. Who's next?

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I don't really think I have anything. Nothing,

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bro. It's been like three weeks. I know, bro.

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I don't really have anything. You didn't read

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any books, watch any TV shows, nothing? Just

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been laying in bed for three weeks. Yeah, that's

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all I did. No phone? Not even like anything on

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the phone? No phone games? Nothing? I mean, I

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got a controller for my phone. Oh, okay. There

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you go. So, I have the Z Fold 7. And I got a

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controller so I can play like Steam games and

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the retro games on it too. Definitely taking

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that up with me when I go up to Tennessee. Yeah.

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Is it Bluetooth or is it physical connection?

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It's Bluetooth and it's actually really responsive.

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So pretty impressive. I've tried using the PS5

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controller and it works okay, but there's definitely

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some lag with that one. Yeah, the Bluetooth.

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For whatever reason, those have horrible latency.

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Yeah, it's weird. I think they're kind of designed

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that way, so they only work with the PlayStation.

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Yeah, which, whatever. But yeah, this thing is

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made for phones and tablets and whatever, but

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it works pretty damn good. All right, cool. Well,

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maybe next episode you'll have something to talk

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about. Yeah, I mean, I'm probably going to be

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playing our next game on it. All right, I guess

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it's your turn, Eric. I'm not going to lie, I

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haven't been doing too much either. Oh, okay.

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No, I've just been playing Baroque, really. That

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was most of my time. I've been reading some TMNT

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stuff. Like the original run? No, they had The

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Last Ronin. I read that before, but there's a

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second book. Yeah, there's a new one out, yeah.

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Well, there's actually a prequel. Yeah, yeah.

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And then there's the second one. I've read both

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of those. Okay. That's what happened. The first

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Last Ronin is awesome. Oh, yeah. The other two,

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not so much. They're supposed to be making a

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game off of that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's

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what I heard. I hope. It sounds pretty dope.

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Yeah. If it's based off the first one, it'd be

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pretty cool. Yeah. The second one, like, it's

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just too much storytelling. Like, there's not

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enough fighting. oh yeah i got you too much reading

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about like i don't know politics and stuff i

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guess yeah too much exposition like turtles are

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supposed to fight so yeah it should be like a

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fight yeah it should be fighting in action and

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stuff for sure yeah well i don't know if you're

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interested in them or not but the uh the second

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book is a bunch of new turtles so yeah i'd heard

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of that yeah it's like making a new clan or whatever

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right Yeah, they're a bunch of new turtles, so

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they're kind of getting into the beginning of

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that stuff. They're not really fighting too much.

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I think I have those books. I just haven't read

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them yet. The Ronin ones? I know I have some

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of them. I don't have the original first one,

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but I think I have the second run. Oh, okay.

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The first run is definitely worth reading, bro.

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Definitely worth reading. Yeah, I do want to

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read those eventually. I do want to go through

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all of Turtles eventually. Yeah, I want to too,

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but that's a big task. Yeah, I know. I don't

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know if I mentioned last time we recorded, but

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I've been playing that Dead Nation PS3 game.

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Yeah, I don't think you mentioned it. I can't

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remember. Yeah, I don't think so. But that's

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one of my favorite PS3 games. I've been playing

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that for a little bit. I don't think I've ever

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played that game. Dude, it is awesome. It's so

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good. Actually, speaking of which, of Infamous,

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Brian and Jacob probably don't remember, but

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I remember when we had that PS3, they got hacked.

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Yeah, the PSN was down for like 30 days or whatever

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it was. So Infamous and actually this Dead Nation

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game were one of the two games you could get

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for free. For free, yeah. I remember that. The

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other one was Wave... Wave Riders or something.

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Yeah, I forgot the name of that one. And I think,

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wasn't LittleBigPlanet also free? I don't remember.

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The only other one I remember is that racing

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game that you got, the Hyper... Yeah, I can't

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think of the name of it. Hyper Drive or whatever

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it was. No, it's like Wave something. Wipe Out.

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Wipe Out. Yeah, yeah. You had to choose two of

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the four, I think it was, or something. Yeah.

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I don't remember what the fourth one was. I thought

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it was Little Big Planet, but I can't remember.

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Yeah, I don't remember. But we already had that

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game, so that's why we didn't pick that one.

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Yeah. But yeah, dude, this Dead Nation game is

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awesome, and there is no other game that I've

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played that is like it. Yeah, I remember Underrated

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Genre, too. Yeah, I know. It just hasn't really

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been done right. Yeah, well, yeah, it's just

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like, if it's done right, it's such an untapped

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genre. Yeah. Like, there's other over -the -top

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shooters, but this one is just, I don't know,

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a little bit different. Is that one twin -stick?

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Is it like a twin -stick shooter? No. Oh, okay.

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You don't, like, shoot with one and move with

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the other? Oh, well, yeah, I guess you, yeah.

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Yeah, I guess so. Like, I have these alien shooter

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games and zombie shooter games from, like, way

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back on the PC. Yeah. I don't remember if I played

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all of them, but those were pretty fun. But those

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are, like, mass horde, like, a little too crazy.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's see. What

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have I been doing? Actually, I pulled out my

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Vita recently, and I've been playing that a lot.

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Nice. I've been playing Hitman. You guys ever

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see the Hitman in Lara Croft Go games? yeah to

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like puzzle version games you never seen those

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jacob they're pretty dope dude they're like a

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they're like a board game like puzzle game of

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like hitman and tomb raider they're a lot of

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fun isn't there another go game yeah dose dose

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x but but that one wasn't released on the vita

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for whatever reason so that was technically kind

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of like not available anywhere But yeah, they're

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pretty fun. I like them. I mean, I have the Deus

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Ex one on the computer, so I'll probably play

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through that one too. Okay. I think I played

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one of them. I don't remember which one it was.

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It's probably Hitman. That one was pretty big

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when it came out. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty

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good. I like them a lot. And then the Claws of

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Awaji DLC came out for AC Shadows, so I've been

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playing that. I think I've already beaten that.

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There's like some after story stuff, but for

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the most part, I'd already beat that. But it

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was okay. It was just kind of more of the same.

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It was pretty simple. There wasn't really much

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to it, honestly. Yeah. And at this point, you

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already have like 80 hours in the game. It's

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just kind of like, eh. I know. That's how much

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more content you had. I know. And then since

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I'm a trophy freak, I have to play through the

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game again to get the last three trophies. Yeah.

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Let's see what else. Oh, I picked up. Sorry.

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Speaking of phone games, I was talking to you

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about that other one earlier. I was playing that

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today. What did I say it was called? Acecraft.

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Yeah, Acecraft. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Jacob

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Ryan, you guys should check that out. It's pretty

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cool. It's like a Cuphead shooter game on the

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phone. Oh, really? Nice. Yeah, it sounds cool.

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I've seen a lot of ads for it. It looked interesting.

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I'll probably download it now and check it out.

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It's definitely fun. But, I don't know. Maybe

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Jacob and Ryan are a little bit better. Those

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menus are insane. Yeah. I know. Some of those

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freaking phone games, the menus are just, like,

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I feel like a boomer when I play those games

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sometimes, man. Dude, there's, like, 30 menus

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to navigate through. Yeah, I know. It's insane.

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I know. Is it just, like, all stuff you can unlock,

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or, like, all the... It's a gotcha game, so,

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like, all the... It's, like, once human. Kinda.

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Yeah. Just phone version, you know. Yeah, yeah.

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But there's all those menus you can navigate

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through. Like, this week they have this contest.

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And you can also get, I don't know, cards for

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this. Daily log and stuff. It's just so much.

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But the game's awesome. It's fun. The artwork's

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cool. Animations are awesome. Yeah, I'd probably

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check that. Sounds interesting. Yeah, also, I

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picked up The Exorcist, like the actual book

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that the movie's based on, and read through that.

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It was pretty good. It follows the movie pretty

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closely, so there wasn't too much difference

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there. Oh, yeah. I think it was probably a little

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bit more graphic than the movie was. Yeah, I

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mean, book, I would figure. Yeah, but it was

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pretty good. I enjoyed it. How old is that? I

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don't know, 70s, I think. I think it's only the

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70s. Yeah, it's not that old. I think the movie

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came out right after the book. What? I was about

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to say, The Exorcist is what, 78? Yeah, I think

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the movie came out right after the book. Somewhere

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around there. It's late 70s, I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah, the guy who wrote the book wrote the screenplay

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for the movie. Oh, okay. That's pretty cool.

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Yeah, so they follow each other pretty closely.

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It was cool to read. Because I went to Walmart

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and they had the special edition. It's like...

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green and glows in the dark and stuff it's pretty

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cool what okay it's like this like the side of

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the pages are actually like painted green like

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you know some of those books have like the colored

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pages on the side yeah that's cool yeah it's

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pretty dope looking so i was like all right i'll

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buy that and give it a read so oh also Don't

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leave your TMNT books in your hot car in Florida.

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Yeah, you shouldn't leave anything in your car.

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Dude, every book I've had, all my Berserks, all

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my Batmans, everything I've read has been fine,

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but the two TMNT books I had, the glue has came

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apart. Really? So like pages falling out? Just

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like big sections. But every other book I have

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had has been fine, so I don't know. That's weird.

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Oh, and then one last thing, I guess, just kind

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of because we like foods and stuff, too. I've

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been like I've been looking for like the best,

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like cheap frozen pizza. So I've been trying

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a bunch of different stuff and everything. I

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think the best one right now is Red Baron. They're

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pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. They're only like five

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or six bucks in there. It's a pretty decent pizza

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for like frozen pizza. I like them. I can't even

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remember the last time I had a frozen pizza to

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be honest with you. I like the tombstones, too.

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The tombstones are pretty good. Yeah. I think

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I liked the... Yeah, I think I did like the Red

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Barons when I was eating them. Yeah, they were

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pretty good. And they're cheap, dude. They're

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like five or six bucks. They're not expensive

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at all. Yeah. I think you just can't go wrong

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with frozen pizza. Yeah. As crazy as that sounds,

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but... I know, it's kind of hard to mess that

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up. Yeah. I tried the DiGiorno's and I'm not

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a big fan of the DiGiorno's. Yeah, they're alright.

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Yeah, they're not that great, honestly. But I

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mean, like, I wouldn't... complain about eating

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them though oh yeah i'm still gonna eat it like

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a fat bitch yeah yeah yeah dude walmart had like

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too many pieces yeah walmart had like a breakfast

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one one time and that shit was awesome bro walmart

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brand frozen pieces are good yeah they have like

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the deli ones up front yeah those are good yeah

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those are really good But it was like a breakfast

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one with like a croissant crust. Yeah, I know.

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Oh, dude, it was awesome. It was got like bacon

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and egg on it and stuff. Yeah, it was like egg,

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cheese, sausage. That sounds good. Yeah, those

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are good. Those are really good. Yeah, dude,

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I don't remember the last time I had a frozen

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pizza was. Yeah, it's like I've just been eating

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them because they're cheap. That's what I've

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been doing. And all you have to do is turn the

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oven on and throw it in there. That's all you

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gotta do. Just don't eat the Totini's pizza.

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Wow, what's wrong with those? Ah, those are gross,

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bro. Totinos? Toastinos. Isn't it Toastinos?

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Toastinos. Totinos. I thought it was. Totinos

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makes the rolls or whatever, don't they? Well,

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they have those thin pizzas that Jacob used to

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eat. Yeah, yeah. I think those are the Toastinos,

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but there's also, I believe, a Totinos that makes

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the roll -up. What are they called? The roll

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-up things or whatever? I don't know. Whatever.

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Who cares? The pizza rolls? No, no, no. Beef

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-a -ritos or whatever the fuck they're called.

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I don't know what you're talking about. I can

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see it in my head, but it doesn't matter. This

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isn't what this show is about. Anyway. Tostito

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rolls. Yeah, that's pizza rolls. Totinos. It's

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the same company. That's still not what I'm thinking

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of. I don't know what you're talking about. Who

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cares? Because we're going to talk about our

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video game, Baroque. Next is our food channel.

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Yeah, that's the next one. Baroque is a roguelike

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dungeon crawler developed by Sting Entertainment

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and published by Entertainment Software Publishing

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for the Sega Saturn in 1998. It was created by

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Kazunari Yonomitsu, who actually worked on the

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original Puyo Puyo game, which is a pretty big

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difference compared to this game. He worked on

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a bunch of stuff I read. Yeah, he's actually

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a pretty prolific worker in the video game industry,

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which is pretty cool. I don't want to break it

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off too much. But from what I've read, he worked

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on a bunch of, like, not kiddie games, but, you

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know, not serious too much. Things like Puyo

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Puyo, yeah. That's why he kind of, like, went

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this direction with this game. He wanted to work

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on something, like, with more story and seriousness.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this game started out as a

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PC -9800 game, which I think was a Japanese -exclusive

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PC. But he wanted to have 3D graphics, so he

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switched the development to the Saturn. Which,

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I don't know, this game doesn't really have 3D

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graphics, I would say. It's like a pseudo 3D,

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I guess. But we'll get into that. Did you guys

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beat this game? Not really. No. Yes and no. You

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guys got through the first act, though, right?

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You beat the dungeon the first time? Yeah. Not

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the simulation, I mean the level 13, right? Is

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the first run? Yeah. I'm on my last run. I'm

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on like the 14th level my last run, so I only

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need like two steps. Oh, okay. To actually just

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beat the game. Yeah, you have to make it to the

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16th floor to beat the game. Well, you have to

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make it to the 21st floor, yeah. Yeah. It's 21st.

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Yeah. Jacob, you said you beat the first part,

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the 13th floor? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Yeah,

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I made it through the 21st floor and got to the

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ending, but... So I guess a little bit of a spoiler.

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Anytime we talk about these games, there's obviously

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going to be some kind of spoiler warning. So

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we're going to talk about the story a little

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bit. But apparently like civilization on Earth

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was diminished by a great heat wave kind of due

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to mankind like meddling in the affairs of the

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gods. And you you have been given the task to

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make your way to the bottom of the nerve tower

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to kind of gain redemption for whatever you did

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to cause the because you were the one who caused

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a great heat wave. And so the story is that as

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you're traveling down through this tower, you're

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kind of meeting the people who were a part of

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that thing, part of that catastrophe. And you

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learn the story along the way, which was, I don't

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know. I thought this story was kind of confusing.

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Yeah. The story is. In the game, it's completely

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confusing. Yeah, yeah. This is one of those games

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where you have to read supplemental material

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to make any kind of sense of what is going on.

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Which, when you do, the story is actually kind

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of cool. Yeah, it's interesting. It's very Western,

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or Eastern, I mean. Yeah, it's crazy, for sure.

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Yeah, so basically there is an order of angels

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called the Malkuth who were trying to... take

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over god i guess i'm not really sure what they

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were trying to do but they well they found these

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spheres yeah they should let them to find god

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yeah which was kind of driving people crazy yeah

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which is where the baroque came right and then

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one dude he kind of went baroque yeah which then

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he wanted to take over god right that's the archangel

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right Yeah, and he ended up calling himself the

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Archangel. And then he wanted to basically create

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a new world. Right, and then the Coriel found

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out about this and decided that they needed to

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step in. And so they chose you, the main character,

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to fuse with God to figure out what they wanted.

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And then the Archangel found out about it, and

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as it was happening, he stopped it, which caused

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the Great Heat Wave. Yeah. Um, he separated you

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guys. You were already supposed to fuse with

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God, but he was in the middle of stopping it.

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Right. And then cause a giant heat wave. Right.

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Which basically eradicated most of life. Yeah.

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And then, and they chose you because you were

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like a twin, like not even, you were like two.

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Uh, what do they call that? Like when you're

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like two people in one. BPD. BPD, Burner Line

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Personality Disorder. No, no, when you're actually,

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like, two people. Like, when somebody has, like,

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a... Yeah, that's it. It was a Siamese twin.

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Yeah. But they, like, killed your other half.

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Yeah, it's some weird thing, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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So that's why they chose you to fuse with God,

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because since you... They're trying to, like,

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make up for that other half. I don't know, it's

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kind of weird. Anyway, yeah, that's most of the

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story. I guess then the main idea of the game

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is that you're trying to figure all that out

00:22:04.539 --> 00:22:06.599
because you don't have any memory and you can't

00:22:06.599 --> 00:22:09.460
speak or anything like that. But you can purify.

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You have the ability to purify. Yeah, but you

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can't speak because God took that away from you.

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Right, yeah. But he gave you the ability to purify.

00:22:20.259 --> 00:22:23.720
Well, I guess in this game, she. With all that

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said, this is basically, I mean, in the basic

00:22:25.900 --> 00:22:28.039
form, it's kind of like a dungeon caller. It's

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a rogue. like dungeon crawlers what i would call

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it with some slight like rpg elements to it so

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you start out in kind of like an overworld where

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you can talk to some characters and they give

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you a little bit of idea in the story and then

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you find the archangel who is talking to you

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through like a um apparition i guess and he tells

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you yeah projection he tells you to come find

00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:53.319
him in the dungeon and gives you a weapon well

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actually Does that happen? The first time you

00:22:55.940 --> 00:22:57.539
just dropped in the dungeon, right? For the simulation?

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You don't talk to him, right? No, you still talk

00:23:00.059 --> 00:23:02.420
to him. Oh, do you? Okay. Alright. Oh, that's

00:23:02.420 --> 00:23:04.480
right. Yeah, you do. So, the first time you go

00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:06.380
through the dungeon, it doesn't matter if you

00:23:06.380 --> 00:23:10.299
make it to the level 6 or not. You get to a cutscene

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and find out it was a simulation. And depending

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on whether you made it or not, you're either

00:23:14.759 --> 00:23:17.099
a failure or you're like, holy crap, you're a

00:23:17.099 --> 00:23:20.720
success. What happened here? And then the actual

00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.700
game, like, kind of starts after that where you,

00:23:22.839 --> 00:23:25.440
where the Archangel tells you to come find him

00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:27.920
again. And then you got to go down to the dungeon.

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So there's, the dungeon's set into levels and

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obviously start at level one. And then it's kind

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of a random generated map. And you just walk

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around. There's enemies down there called Grotesques.

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And they start out pretty easy, but then they

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start getting pretty difficult in some of those

00:23:43.380 --> 00:23:46.440
later levels. Dodging in this game is difficult.

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Yeah, like it's not even really dodging. It's

00:23:50.420 --> 00:23:53.140
just kind of walking around. Yeah, walking around

00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:55.200
in circles. But like if you try to walk backwards,

00:23:55.380 --> 00:23:57.619
dude, their attack range is insane. Yeah, it's

00:23:57.619 --> 00:24:00.220
ridiculous. Yeah, it is. It's like strafing,

00:24:00.220 --> 00:24:03.000
but you can't really do much about it. Yeah.

00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:05.819
And if you get down to the levels too fast without

00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:08.279
leveling up enough, they get strong fast and

00:24:08.279 --> 00:24:10.000
then they start ganging up on you and you'll

00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:13.769
go down really quick. Yeah. Yep. part of what

00:24:13.769 --> 00:24:15.430
you got to do is you got to walk around looking

00:24:15.430 --> 00:24:17.950
for like upgrades and new weapons and stuff and

00:24:17.950 --> 00:24:21.589
everything which this game does not give you

00:24:21.589 --> 00:24:25.650
a lot like no it's all rng and sometimes like

00:24:25.650 --> 00:24:27.750
if you don't get the items that you need within

00:24:27.750 --> 00:24:29.849
like the first four levels you might as well

00:24:29.849 --> 00:24:31.509
just start the whole run over because you're

00:24:31.509 --> 00:24:34.829
not going to make it yeah this the gameplay is

00:24:34.829 --> 00:24:38.390
tough because like you said like and i feel like

00:24:38.390 --> 00:24:41.900
leveling up does absolutely nothing though Yeah,

00:24:41.940 --> 00:24:43.019
it just gives you some health, and that's all

00:24:43.019 --> 00:24:45.579
it really does. And vitality. You get vitality,

00:24:45.579 --> 00:24:50.180
too. Which, I need attack strength and speed

00:24:50.180 --> 00:24:52.380
and defense. Yeah, I mean, all that stuff goes

00:24:52.380 --> 00:24:53.839
up, but yeah, it doesn't really seem like it

00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:55.380
does much, because by the time you get to the

00:24:55.380 --> 00:24:57.359
next level, the new enemies are tougher anyway,

00:24:57.559 --> 00:25:01.460
so. Yeah. And then all the elemental effects

00:25:01.460 --> 00:25:04.599
you can have, I feel like they do nothing. No,

00:25:04.720 --> 00:25:06.759
those are pretty helpful, dude. especially every

00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:08.740
time i use them like if you well you gotta if

00:25:08.740 --> 00:25:10.960
you can stack them it's like you're it helps

00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:14.160
a lot yeah yeah but i mean fire damage should

00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:17.920
be noticeably different than not yeah like by

00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:20.200
themselves they're not super helpful but if because

00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:23.880
the way i won is i had the fire ice and um electric

00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:26.759
all at once and i was tearing through enemies

00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:31.660
it was crazy yeah um but that's like a perfect

00:25:31.660 --> 00:25:34.279
run like that's almost impossible sure yeah like

00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:36.819
that that only happened once yeah for sure yeah

00:25:36.819 --> 00:25:39.059
um and then i also had like the trident thing

00:25:39.059 --> 00:25:41.960
where it attacks three times or whatever so yeah

00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.740
that was a that was a perfect run um but they

00:25:44.740 --> 00:25:47.779
do help it does help um the biggest thing is

00:25:47.779 --> 00:25:50.140
the freaking eating and the vitality because

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you have a health bar and you have vitality which

00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:54.019
is just kind of like an energy that's always

00:25:54.019 --> 00:25:56.539
depleting and then once it goes down to zero

00:25:56.539 --> 00:25:59.670
it starts killing you slowly um But you have

00:25:59.670 --> 00:26:03.069
like meat and seed, which sounds weird. But you

00:26:03.069 --> 00:26:05.750
can eat those, one for vitality and one for health.

00:26:06.089 --> 00:26:08.710
But if you eat them when you're at full bar,

00:26:08.990 --> 00:26:13.470
you like gain more. So for me, I was always trying

00:26:13.470 --> 00:26:15.250
to only eat them when I was at full health or

00:26:15.250 --> 00:26:18.289
full vitality. So I was always gaining stats

00:26:18.289 --> 00:26:20.670
and stuff and everything. Yeah, max it out. Mm

00:26:20.670 --> 00:26:24.390
-hmm. The vitality is hard though because you

00:26:24.390 --> 00:26:27.690
walk one foot and you're already down. You're

00:26:27.690 --> 00:26:30.029
not maxed. Well, it just goes down even while

00:26:30.029 --> 00:26:32.970
you're standing around. Well, yeah. Yeah, that's

00:26:32.970 --> 00:26:35.529
true. That's why you have to kill enemies, though,

00:26:35.549 --> 00:26:38.210
because the pearls that you get give you vitality.

00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:40.630
Their orbs give you vitality, but they give you,

00:26:40.650 --> 00:26:44.470
like, two. Yeah, I know. Depending on the difficulty

00:26:44.470 --> 00:26:46.630
of the enemy. Well, yeah. Yeah, that's why I

00:26:46.630 --> 00:26:48.450
always, like, I always save the seeds and the

00:26:48.450 --> 00:26:50.630
meat, and then, like, if I found, like, one of

00:26:50.630 --> 00:26:52.769
the regeneratives or something that did, like,

00:26:52.769 --> 00:26:54.710
a full heal, I would use that and then immediately

00:26:54.710 --> 00:26:56.269
use all the seeds and the meat and everything,

00:26:56.450 --> 00:26:59.329
so. Mm -hmm. Which yeah, there's a bunch of different

00:26:59.329 --> 00:27:00.769
stuff you can pick up. There's armor you can

00:27:00.769 --> 00:27:04.309
pick up. There's weapons, which was kind of lame

00:27:04.309 --> 00:27:05.990
that there's only just a sword. I wish they had

00:27:05.990 --> 00:27:07.029
like different weapons. That would have been

00:27:07.029 --> 00:27:12.109
cool. Yeah. They had like magic. Basically, there's

00:27:12.109 --> 00:27:14.950
like magic items you can use. There was traps.

00:27:16.549 --> 00:27:18.650
Boxes. Oh, they had the boxes, right? And the

00:27:18.650 --> 00:27:21.930
wings. And the bones. The torturers, the patterns,

00:27:22.089 --> 00:27:25.589
the bones. Yeah. And the worms. The patterns

00:27:25.589 --> 00:27:27.609
were like the traps, right? The things that you

00:27:27.609 --> 00:27:29.009
put on the floor. Yeah, those are the traps.

00:27:29.109 --> 00:27:33.309
Okay, yeah. Yeah. Oh, and the brands. There's

00:27:33.309 --> 00:27:36.509
a lot of... Oh, and ampoules. Brands and ampoules.

00:27:36.690 --> 00:27:38.150
Oh, the brands too. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff.

00:27:38.470 --> 00:27:42.470
And then the worms too. Yeah, that's one of the

00:27:42.470 --> 00:27:45.410
things... Which, like, I like that aspect of,

00:27:45.490 --> 00:27:48.950
like, adding all that stuff into the game because,

00:27:49.049 --> 00:27:51.410
like, each run you can, like, have different

00:27:51.410 --> 00:27:54.930
effects and stats and stuff like that. But like

00:27:54.930 --> 00:27:57.619
I said, a lot of that stuff just... kind of seems

00:27:57.619 --> 00:28:00.240
meaningless yeah i mean each run is kind of unique

00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:02.599
for sure like because like i played through the

00:28:02.599 --> 00:28:04.099
game a few times and then i watched you play

00:28:04.099 --> 00:28:05.819
and you were picking up stuff i hadn't even seen

00:28:05.819 --> 00:28:08.160
before yeah what is that what is that so i'm

00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:09.660
sure i haven't even seen everything in the game

00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:12.039
yet dude looking at a list there is a gigantic

00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:14.519
amount of stuff and i've seen maybe like yeah

00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:16.779
i know it's crazy that's kind of why the rng

00:28:16.779 --> 00:28:20.759
kind of sucks but and then one of the one of

00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:23.660
my big complaints about this game is you are

00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:25.680
in the menu like being in the menu is like 80

00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:28.630
of the game You're in there so freaking much,

00:28:28.769 --> 00:28:31.390
it's annoying. Because you have a limited inventory

00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:33.269
and you're picking up stuff constantly. Yeah,

00:28:33.309 --> 00:28:35.769
item management is definitely a huge role of

00:28:35.769 --> 00:28:39.450
this game. Which, I don't know, it's not terrible.

00:28:40.450 --> 00:28:43.049
I'm not a fan of it. It's too much. It just slows

00:28:43.049 --> 00:28:44.990
the game down so much. And this game is already

00:28:44.990 --> 00:28:48.750
slow. For the genre, it just doesn't fit. Yeah.

00:28:48.890 --> 00:28:50.910
Yeah, I mean, you can get in and out of the menu

00:28:50.910 --> 00:28:53.410
quickly. It's not that. It's just that I'm in

00:28:53.410 --> 00:28:55.089
there constantly like, okay, do I need this one?

00:28:55.269 --> 00:28:57.089
What do I throw out now? Do I need this later?

00:28:57.250 --> 00:28:58.869
Do I need this now? Like, I was just in the menu

00:28:58.869 --> 00:29:00.970
all the time. I felt like I was in the menu more

00:29:00.970 --> 00:29:03.490
than I was actually walking around. I don't know.

00:29:03.509 --> 00:29:05.990
I just, if there's something on the floor, I

00:29:05.990 --> 00:29:08.250
throw something, pick it up. If I don't want

00:29:08.250 --> 00:29:09.630
that, then I just throw it and pick up the other

00:29:09.630 --> 00:29:11.710
thing that I wanted. Well, maybe that's why I

00:29:11.710 --> 00:29:14.710
beat the game and you guys didn't. Okay, yeah.

00:29:15.910 --> 00:29:20.230
No, I just got screwed on my last runs. I don't

00:29:20.230 --> 00:29:21.289
know. I just feel like it was in there too much.

00:29:21.390 --> 00:29:22.730
I don't know. To me, this game was very slow.

00:29:22.890 --> 00:29:24.990
I felt it was kind of boring, honestly. It's

00:29:24.990 --> 00:29:28.130
very slow. Yeah. Very. Because you walk slow,

00:29:28.230 --> 00:29:30.609
your attack is slow. You were in the menu quite

00:29:30.609 --> 00:29:34.029
a bit. You also have status effects. Enemies

00:29:34.029 --> 00:29:37.470
can add status effects to you. You can get blinded.

00:29:37.829 --> 00:29:41.089
The lust one was crazy. Everything looks like

00:29:41.089 --> 00:29:44.890
a... Beautiful woman, which was funny. Yeah.

00:29:45.490 --> 00:29:48.829
You get poisoned. Yeah, you get poisoned. Yep.

00:29:49.089 --> 00:29:50.869
And then, of course, you can also collect items

00:29:50.869 --> 00:29:54.609
to counteract all that stuff as well. You can

00:29:54.609 --> 00:29:57.130
get items that give it to the grotesque, too.

00:29:57.690 --> 00:29:59.950
That's true, yeah. Which was pretty cool. Yeah,

00:30:00.009 --> 00:30:02.750
that was pretty neat, yeah. Yeah, you get blinded

00:30:02.750 --> 00:30:06.190
from somebody farting on you. That was ridiculous

00:30:06.190 --> 00:30:08.210
the first time I seen that. I was like, bro,

00:30:08.210 --> 00:30:11.420
what? Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, that's something

00:30:11.420 --> 00:30:13.819
else, too. This game has very, like, to me, it

00:30:13.819 --> 00:30:15.940
felt like very, like, puerile, like, humor, you

00:30:15.940 --> 00:30:19.319
know? Like, a very, like, kiddish kind of humor.

00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:21.700
Like, especially the coffin man or whatever,

00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:25.380
he says goddammit after every sentence. Yeah.

00:30:25.579 --> 00:30:27.259
I don't know if that was just the translation

00:30:27.259 --> 00:30:29.240
or if the original game was like that. Yeah,

00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:31.819
I don't know, because it's very odd. Yeah, he

00:30:31.819 --> 00:30:33.519
was like, everything he said, he just said goddammit

00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:35.099
after. Like, every other word was a curse word.

00:30:37.339 --> 00:30:39.779
Just like, what is this? but yeah there's also

00:30:39.779 --> 00:30:42.700
like that he had he's like the tutorial but you

00:30:42.700 --> 00:30:44.079
can't play it until you've already played the

00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:48.359
game once which was weird yeah i think yeah let's

00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:51.819
just get out of the simulation yeah yeah i don't

00:30:51.819 --> 00:30:53.740
know i just thought that was weird so you have

00:30:53.740 --> 00:30:55.240
to make it through the game or you have to make

00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:57.759
it to the dungeon to the level 13 where you'll

00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:00.359
find the the archangel he's been like trapped

00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:03.200
down there this whole time uh and then once you

00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:07.029
get through that um the dungeon opens up again

00:31:07.029 --> 00:31:09.390
so you have to keep like slowly opening lower

00:31:09.390 --> 00:31:12.250
levels to the dungeon and then when you get back

00:31:12.250 --> 00:31:15.089
to the top after that you'll find that you can

00:31:15.089 --> 00:31:18.849
like um get into like a i think it was like a

00:31:18.849 --> 00:31:21.329
laboratory right where the the malkuth uh guard

00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:23.390
was watching it but you can do a few things and

00:31:23.390 --> 00:31:25.450
then get in there and then you find out that

00:31:25.450 --> 00:31:27.430
you were a clone the whole time that you just

00:31:27.430 --> 00:31:30.130
keep being cloned over and over yep and that's

00:31:30.130 --> 00:31:31.670
why every time you die you start back up there

00:31:33.420 --> 00:31:35.160
And then after that, you can finally get to the

00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:37.640
second run where you can make it down to the...

00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.960
Well, it's to the 15th or 16th level first, right?

00:31:42.220 --> 00:31:44.799
And you have to do a few things there. And then

00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:47.019
finally you get down to the 21st level where

00:31:47.019 --> 00:31:51.599
you merge with God and heal the Earth. I don't

00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:53.640
even really know what happens after that. Yeah,

00:31:53.660 --> 00:31:55.640
I don't know. I think it's kind of left open.

00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:58.299
You're just not really cloned anymore. You kind

00:31:58.299 --> 00:32:02.480
of break the cycle. Yeah, yeah. Well, you just

00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:08.039
decide that you can work with God and fix what

00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:09.940
has been... Yeah, I think it's kind of left open.

00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.480
There's not really an ending, really. Yeah. Because

00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:13.880
once you do that, you just start right back up

00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:16.740
at the top again. Yeah. Well, you're not destroying

00:32:16.740 --> 00:32:19.980
the world with the archangel on it. Sure, yeah,

00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:23.579
yeah. Well, that's why she needs your pure water

00:32:23.579 --> 00:32:25.759
and all that stuff so they can create sense fears

00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:31.230
to restore the earth. Right, yeah. And then you

00:32:31.230 --> 00:32:33.609
got to save the littles, which is like God's

00:32:33.609 --> 00:32:36.150
pain, apparently. Pure pain. Yeah. And they were

00:32:36.150 --> 00:32:38.849
using them as bullets. The archangel, yeah, they

00:32:38.849 --> 00:32:42.250
took the pain receptors from God. Yeah. It's

00:32:42.250 --> 00:32:46.089
a very odd story. I'll give it credit. It's different.

00:32:46.210 --> 00:32:51.329
But he took pain receptors out of God's body.

00:32:51.529 --> 00:32:54.849
And then, yeah, I think they put him in the gun,

00:32:55.049 --> 00:33:00.859
right? Yeah. angelic rifle turned into. And that's

00:33:00.859 --> 00:33:02.740
why it one -shots everything because it's just

00:33:02.740 --> 00:33:05.500
straight pain. This is what drives me crazy is

00:33:05.500 --> 00:33:08.460
you guys disliked Rule of Rose's story so much

00:33:08.460 --> 00:33:12.180
and yet this one is fine. Well, I actually read

00:33:12.180 --> 00:33:16.279
a bunch of those books. Yeah. Well, that's the

00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:18.019
other thing. You have to read supplemental material

00:33:18.019 --> 00:33:20.140
to understand this story, which I think is worse.

00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:24.119
Rule of Rose, I just hated I think the game just

00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:27.390
made it worse. Just the actual gameplay of the

00:33:27.390 --> 00:33:30.589
game made it worse. I mean, again, yeah, it's

00:33:30.589 --> 00:33:36.170
a very Eastern odd story. But if I enjoyed the

00:33:36.170 --> 00:33:38.130
game, it would be different, I guess. Yeah, I

00:33:38.130 --> 00:33:42.250
don't know. I don't know. If you actually read

00:33:42.250 --> 00:33:44.650
into the story, it's interesting because it's

00:33:44.650 --> 00:33:47.730
different. I guess. I don't know. My entire reaction

00:33:47.730 --> 00:33:50.750
to this game has just been, eh. Like the story,

00:33:50.849 --> 00:33:52.970
the gameplay, the graphics, everything has just

00:33:52.970 --> 00:33:56.509
been, eh. Did you read those books? Yeah, I read

00:33:56.509 --> 00:33:59.869
them, yeah. They're fine. I don't know. I think

00:33:59.869 --> 00:34:02.869
they're very convoluted, honestly. I don't really

00:34:02.869 --> 00:34:05.369
understand what the Baroque salesman was doing.

00:34:06.250 --> 00:34:09.650
He was creating stories to what? That was his

00:34:09.650 --> 00:34:11.989
Baroque. That was the whole point towards the

00:34:11.989 --> 00:34:15.090
end. And the Baroque is just somebody's calling?

00:34:15.269 --> 00:34:20.489
Is that what it is? No, it's just your insanity

00:34:20.489 --> 00:34:23.889
in your own head, basically. Okay. I guess that's

00:34:23.889 --> 00:34:27.849
where I'm getting confused. Yeah. The whole point

00:34:27.849 --> 00:34:31.309
of that was the twist at the end that he was

00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:34.329
Baroque. I guess I missed that because I didn't

00:34:34.329 --> 00:34:37.250
even go, whoa. I was like, oh, okay. It's not

00:34:37.250 --> 00:34:40.409
that crazy, but yeah. And then that girl that

00:34:40.409 --> 00:34:44.809
follows him around is supposed to be part of

00:34:44.809 --> 00:34:48.219
his Baroque. Okay. She's just a figment? Basically.

00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:52.820
Okay. All right, well... Basically all that is.

00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:55.000
And then my other problem... It's like one of

00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.320
those Mario 2 things where it's like it was a

00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:58.480
dream the whole time. Oh, it was a dream, yeah,

00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.400
the whole time. Kind of, yeah. Super Mario Bros.

00:35:00.500 --> 00:35:03.099
2 ending. My other problem is that you guys think

00:35:03.099 --> 00:35:05.780
this game is fun and thought Crusader of Senti

00:35:05.780 --> 00:35:09.559
was boring. I mean, I'm not saying this game

00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:14.539
isn't, like, a godsend. It's just... I... This...

00:35:14.909 --> 00:35:17.530
I wanted this game to be something that it's

00:35:17.530 --> 00:35:20.949
not. Yeah, yeah. I do have some gripes with this

00:35:20.949 --> 00:35:25.630
game, I do. Yeah. Well, I thought this would

00:35:25.630 --> 00:35:30.610
be more like a modern roguelike, but it's really

00:35:30.610 --> 00:35:33.070
not. This game is just not a roguelike at all,

00:35:33.130 --> 00:35:35.710
really. The biggest thing that this game could

00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:37.750
have benefited from would have been permanent

00:35:37.750 --> 00:35:40.380
upgrades. Yeah, that's what we needed. Yeah.

00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:43.159
Stat increases somehow. That would have made

00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.079
a huge difference. Even if they were tiny. Yeah.

00:35:46.139 --> 00:35:49.880
Yeah. But you get nothing. No. Yeah. The only

00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.599
roguelike thing in this game is that you can

00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.940
transfer your items between runs. Which is not

00:35:55.940 --> 00:35:59.219
very well explained also. No. No, it's not explained

00:35:59.219 --> 00:36:03.260
at all. That's the only roguelike mechanic. But

00:36:03.260 --> 00:36:06.000
there is a part in the game where they do explain

00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:10.280
it, but it's not. It's not very prominent. Yeah,

00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:13.719
I got super lucky in this game. I got two runs

00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:15.900
that I got everything I needed and just plowed

00:36:15.900 --> 00:36:19.460
through. Yeah. So I definitely missed. I probably

00:36:19.460 --> 00:36:21.280
missed some stuff, and I got through this game

00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:23.760
pretty quickly. But, yeah, I don't know. Like

00:36:23.760 --> 00:36:25.719
I said, I didn't hate the game, but I don't know.

00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:27.179
I just felt like the whole time I was like, eh,

00:36:27.300 --> 00:36:32.119
okay. Yeah, I mean, it's not amazing. Yeah. It's

00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:34.400
not terrible. The biggest thing is, like, for

00:36:34.400 --> 00:36:36.590
me, where the controls were just so slow. You

00:36:36.590 --> 00:36:39.369
feel really sluggish. I mean, the tank controls,

00:36:39.550 --> 00:36:42.829
for sure. It's tank controls, yeah. Which, for

00:36:42.829 --> 00:36:44.929
tank controls, I thought it was going to be a

00:36:44.929 --> 00:36:47.030
lot worse because I haven't played tank controls

00:36:47.030 --> 00:36:49.550
in forever, but they're not terrible. But it's

00:36:49.550 --> 00:36:50.949
also because the environment's kind of built

00:36:50.949 --> 00:36:54.170
around it, you know? Yeah, true. And you have

00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:56.710
the strafing, too. The strafing helps a lot.

00:36:57.210 --> 00:37:00.409
Yeah. Like, a lot. If you can get that down right,

00:37:00.550 --> 00:37:02.780
then yeah, you can move pretty good. Yeah. Yeah,

00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:04.400
since the environment's all flat, it's kind of

00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:06.320
like a Doom, you know, like how Doom looks and

00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:11.000
everything. The tank controls aren't awful. Which,

00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:13.760
you know, we said before that he went over to

00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:16.760
the Saturn for 3D, but to me, this is kind of

00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:19.599
like a... Like, Doom is... I don't know if you

00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:22.460
consider Doom 3D, I guess. I don't know. To me,

00:37:22.460 --> 00:37:24.539
that's not really 3D. It's like a 2 .5D, I guess.

00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:27.980
Yeah. Because the characters aren't 3D models.

00:37:28.139 --> 00:37:31.699
They're sprites, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I guess

00:37:31.699 --> 00:37:34.099
so. But yeah that's actually the other thing

00:37:34.099 --> 00:37:36.519
too is the attack is 2D. I've never seen a game

00:37:36.519 --> 00:37:38.179
do an attack like that where it's just like a

00:37:38.179 --> 00:37:40.059
sprite across the screen. That was pretty wild.

00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:42.880
Yeah. It was also annoying too because there's

00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:45.260
like there's like a small hallways that like

00:37:45.260 --> 00:37:47.119
connect the rooms and if you're like up against

00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:49.579
the wall your attack will actually cancel because

00:37:49.579 --> 00:37:51.500
it's like hitting the wall. Yeah. So sometimes

00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:53.239
the enemies like gang up on you in there and

00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:54.699
you can't you're like trying to hit shit you're

00:37:54.699 --> 00:37:56.179
like god damn it. Yeah and you're stuck and you

00:37:56.179 --> 00:37:58.480
can't move forward or back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:37:59.369 --> 00:38:02.429
there is if you can hit the wall just right it'll

00:38:02.429 --> 00:38:04.789
you can actually make it attack a lot faster

00:38:04.789 --> 00:38:08.869
oh really yeah you have to do it just right where

00:38:08.869 --> 00:38:12.769
it actually hits them okay because it cancels

00:38:12.769 --> 00:38:14.849
it basically but then you can just go back into

00:38:14.849 --> 00:38:18.889
it oh it's like a bxr yeah kind of like you could

00:38:18.889 --> 00:38:22.010
just you know you it does like half the animation

00:38:22.010 --> 00:38:24.269
but you hit them and but it cancels it so it

00:38:24.269 --> 00:38:27.969
only takes less time to do it yeah yeah All right,

00:38:28.010 --> 00:38:32.769
anything more gameplay controls, anybody? Yeah,

00:38:32.769 --> 00:38:36.769
like you mentioned the menu, like you spent a

00:38:36.769 --> 00:38:38.610
lot of the game in the menu. I just really wish

00:38:38.610 --> 00:38:42.090
the menu was better. I mean, it would have been

00:38:42.090 --> 00:38:44.530
nice if like there was categories in your menu.

00:38:44.630 --> 00:38:47.090
So you have one for weapons, you have one for

00:38:47.090 --> 00:38:52.170
health or what's it called? Your VT, one for

00:38:52.170 --> 00:38:55.730
like, what's that? You can sort it. Did you know

00:38:55.730 --> 00:38:58.519
that? Oh, I did not. Yeah, you can sort your

00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:00.860
items in there. Okay, well, that would have been

00:39:00.860 --> 00:39:03.079
nice to know. Yeah, the game doesn't tell you

00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:07.579
that, I know. I mean, it still doesn't tell you

00:39:07.579 --> 00:39:09.860
exactly, but... It also doesn't help that this

00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:12.260
is a Japanese exclusive, so we didn't have, you

00:39:12.260 --> 00:39:15.519
know, access to the menu, or to the, what do

00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:16.619
you call it, instruction manual, any of that

00:39:16.619 --> 00:39:19.260
stuff, too. Well, we also played it patched in

00:39:19.260 --> 00:39:21.960
English, so... Right, exactly. But yeah, there

00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:23.880
is a way to sort your stuff in the menu, which

00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:25.500
I didn't know right away, either. I think...

00:39:25.769 --> 00:39:27.690
I think one of the characters... No, you know

00:39:27.690 --> 00:39:29.489
what? I read it online somewhere. I think I did.

00:39:30.010 --> 00:39:32.989
That's what I did. Yeah, because I never figured

00:39:32.989 --> 00:39:35.570
that out in the game. Mm -hmm. I read it online

00:39:35.570 --> 00:39:38.429
somewhere. Yep. Yeah, but I agree that sometimes

00:39:38.429 --> 00:39:40.829
you just keep picking up stuff and it gets so

00:39:40.829 --> 00:39:42.130
convoluted and you're like, I don't even know

00:39:42.130 --> 00:39:44.690
what I'm looking at anymore. Okay, let's go ahead

00:39:44.690 --> 00:39:48.489
and jump over to the graphics. The graphics are

00:39:48.489 --> 00:39:51.130
okay. I actually like the sprite work on the

00:39:51.130 --> 00:39:53.150
characters and stuff. The models and everything

00:39:53.150 --> 00:39:54.940
are really cool. The enemies were actually pretty

00:39:54.940 --> 00:39:59.139
scary on some of them. Yeah. Like, those, like,

00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:00.760
machine ones that, like, run at you. There was

00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:03.420
a few times where I got, like, you know. Yeah.

00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:06.880
Because they knock you back so far. Yeah. I was

00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:08.039
like, please don't hit me. Please don't hit me.

00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:10.679
There's actually, you know, I would say there's

00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:12.199
some actually pretty, like, scary parts in this

00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:14.719
game. Like, their second level or whatever, like,

00:40:14.780 --> 00:40:17.460
that face will, like, take the camera away from

00:40:17.460 --> 00:40:19.179
you and does, like, that. Dude, that would scare

00:40:19.179 --> 00:40:23.039
me the first time. Yeah. That got me. The first

00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:24.460
time I played, I was like, oh, there's jump scares

00:40:24.460 --> 00:40:26.739
in this game? Yeah. And then the second playthrough,

00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:29.300
the Littles fly out of you out of nowhere and

00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:31.960
stuff and everything. Yeah, yeah. There's some

00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:34.539
spooky parts in the game. But yeah, like I said,

00:40:34.579 --> 00:40:35.960
the enemies are pretty good. The other thing

00:40:35.960 --> 00:40:37.840
is the environments are kind of bland, I would

00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:41.980
say. They're all very samey. Definitely monotonous.

00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:48.320
Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm assuming there were

00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:52.110
limitations. Yeah, I'm sure. There's some variety.

00:40:53.309 --> 00:40:56.309
And then there was like a switch you could turn

00:40:56.309 --> 00:40:58.070
off the furnace. Does that actually change those

00:40:58.070 --> 00:41:02.929
levels? Yeah. Just those lower levels. It changes

00:41:02.929 --> 00:41:05.590
to lower levels, yeah. Do they just look like

00:41:05.590 --> 00:41:10.010
the other levels normally? No, they're like iced

00:41:10.010 --> 00:41:12.289
over. No, but I mean if you don't turn the furnace

00:41:12.289 --> 00:41:15.969
off. Oh, I mean technically they look the same.

00:41:16.110 --> 00:41:18.949
It's just they're like... everything's like iced

00:41:18.949 --> 00:41:21.409
over instead yeah okay yeah like the walls that

00:41:21.409 --> 00:41:24.070
you have to attack to right for them to come

00:41:24.070 --> 00:41:26.750
down they're just like ice balls yeah oh okay

00:41:26.750 --> 00:41:29.989
okay but that's pretty much all it does yeah

00:41:29.989 --> 00:41:33.550
so there was i mean there was some uh variety

00:41:33.550 --> 00:41:35.750
but i don't know just they're pretty bland to

00:41:35.750 --> 00:41:38.269
me there wasn't much in there like the the levels

00:41:38.269 --> 00:41:39.949
themselves don't really have much in them other

00:41:39.949 --> 00:41:43.269
than the enemies and the items so yeah it's not

00:41:43.269 --> 00:41:46.630
really much i mean i know i i heard i've heard

00:41:46.630 --> 00:41:49.780
that developing for the Sega Saturn was actually

00:41:49.780 --> 00:41:51.780
very difficult. It's one of the reasons why it

00:41:51.780 --> 00:41:56.099
didn't do very well. But, I mean, the game looked

00:41:56.099 --> 00:41:58.820
fine. You know, it looked like a good 3D, like

00:41:58.820 --> 00:42:02.739
that FPS 3D game for the time. Yeah. Everything

00:42:02.739 --> 00:42:05.539
was, like, distinguishable. You knew what you

00:42:05.539 --> 00:42:07.619
were looking at. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't getting

00:42:07.619 --> 00:42:09.960
lost or anything. My biggest gripe with this

00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:12.800
game is the distance. Yeah, the draw distance.

00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.300
You can't see very far. Yeah. That is the biggest

00:42:15.300 --> 00:42:18.690
problem. I wish it was just a little bit further.

00:42:19.050 --> 00:42:21.210
Yeah, that's just a limitation on the system

00:42:21.210 --> 00:42:24.690
for sure. You had to walk pretty far into a room

00:42:24.690 --> 00:42:27.369
to see if anything was in there or not. Some

00:42:27.369 --> 00:42:31.150
of those rooms are big and you walk all that

00:42:31.150 --> 00:42:33.449
round and there's nothing in there. Well, sometimes

00:42:33.449 --> 00:42:35.789
too you're low in health and you're like, I need

00:42:35.789 --> 00:42:37.110
to see if something's in here but I don't want

00:42:37.110 --> 00:42:38.730
to get attacked. And then you walk in and there's

00:42:38.730 --> 00:42:40.590
like three enemies and you're like, okay, well,

00:42:40.690 --> 00:42:43.730
cool. Or you have no VT and you're like... Do

00:42:43.730 --> 00:42:45.710
I need to go in here or should I just go to the

00:42:45.710 --> 00:42:49.349
next level? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I wonder if

00:42:49.349 --> 00:42:53.730
the PS1's different with that. Well, those are

00:42:53.730 --> 00:42:56.510
like third person, so... No, not the PS1 one.

00:42:56.610 --> 00:43:00.269
The PS2 ones are. Or PS2. Yeah. Whatever the

00:43:00.269 --> 00:43:03.530
remaster was, PS2. Wait, was the PS1 third person?

00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:07.010
The one on the PS1 was like a graphic novel game.

00:43:07.409 --> 00:43:10.389
Well, they quote -unquote remastered this game.

00:43:11.090 --> 00:43:14.650
Yeah, which was a third person. PS2 and Wii as

00:43:14.650 --> 00:43:17.869
a third -person game. But I think the PS1 one

00:43:17.869 --> 00:43:22.110
was just this game, I think. Hold on, let me

00:43:22.110 --> 00:43:25.510
look that up. Yeah, I think so. There was a Baroque

00:43:25.510 --> 00:43:27.929
game on the PS1 that was like a graphic novel

00:43:27.929 --> 00:43:30.369
that was based off of some of those books that

00:43:30.369 --> 00:43:33.489
you read. Yeah, yeah. Baroque itself was also

00:43:33.489 --> 00:43:36.010
on the PlayStation. Yeah, they quote -unquote

00:43:36.010 --> 00:43:38.829
remastered it, or it was different or something.

00:43:39.190 --> 00:43:40.949
They gave it extra. It's like a director's cut,

00:43:41.010 --> 00:43:44.059
I think. Yeah, I think that one was released

00:43:44.059 --> 00:43:49.599
here. Yes, so I think the 3D one was on the PlayStation.

00:43:49.739 --> 00:43:52.539
The Saturn one wasn't released here. Yeah, I

00:43:52.539 --> 00:43:55.400
think the PlayStation one... I don't know, whatever,

00:43:55.539 --> 00:43:56.920
it doesn't matter. The PlayStation one, there

00:43:56.920 --> 00:43:58.300
was also a PlayStation version. I can't remember

00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:00.820
if it was 3D, if it was like this one, or if

00:44:00.820 --> 00:44:04.139
it was like the remaster, but whatever. I think

00:44:04.139 --> 00:44:07.239
the PS1 was like this. Like this one, yeah. Yeah,

00:44:07.260 --> 00:44:09.530
it looks like it, yep, yep. But they added some

00:44:09.530 --> 00:44:11.150
extra characters and stuff in the PlayStation

00:44:11.150 --> 00:44:15.030
1. Yeah. And the sprite work looks a little bit

00:44:15.030 --> 00:44:18.789
better. Yeah. I've read they changed some things.

00:44:19.849 --> 00:44:22.610
It looks like it runs a lot smoother. Probably.

00:44:22.710 --> 00:44:27.989
Although it's got that PS1 triangle jank. Probably.

00:44:28.389 --> 00:44:31.250
And it does look like the render distance is

00:44:31.250 --> 00:44:35.150
further. Yeah. Nice. That's alright. The gameplay

00:44:35.150 --> 00:44:37.130
is probably still the same. I'll take that triangle

00:44:37.130 --> 00:44:42.780
jank. Yeah. It's very retro for sure. I don't

00:44:42.780 --> 00:44:45.059
know. I mean, PS1's like one of my favorite consoles.

00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:46.579
Yeah, I know. You don't even notice it after

00:44:46.579 --> 00:44:49.480
a while. All right. So, I mean, that's the graphics.

00:44:49.579 --> 00:44:52.179
They're fine. They've got a nice eerie setting,

00:44:52.260 --> 00:44:54.320
but they're a little bland, I would say. But

00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:56.340
otherwise, pretty good. Pretty good for the time.

00:44:56.559 --> 00:45:02.019
Yeah. And then the sound. One of the main things

00:45:02.019 --> 00:45:03.579
of the sound is there's just like a constant

00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:06.599
heartbeat throughout the entire time you're playing.

00:45:08.150 --> 00:45:11.670
And then like it gets faster when like when you're

00:45:11.670 --> 00:45:14.909
attacked and stuff and everything, which I guess

00:45:14.909 --> 00:45:16.230
is kind of cool. But I don't know. Got kind of

00:45:16.230 --> 00:45:19.510
annoying. Yeah. It gets annoying quick. Yeah.

00:45:20.389 --> 00:45:22.510
And then there's only really like two types.

00:45:22.570 --> 00:45:25.090
There's like eerie ambient noise music. And then

00:45:25.090 --> 00:45:28.170
there was like 80s horror synth music, which

00:45:28.170 --> 00:45:29.909
that part was pretty cool. I like that music.

00:45:29.969 --> 00:45:33.449
But otherwise, I didn't. Good. I think I read

00:45:33.449 --> 00:45:36.059
somewhere where he. The composer didn't really

00:45:36.059 --> 00:45:40.380
want to do music. He wanted, like, more ambient

00:45:40.380 --> 00:45:44.280
noises to make it more scary. Oh, yeah. So, I

00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.840
don't know. Yeah, I don't know. There really

00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:49.260
wasn't much... The music didn't play often in

00:45:49.260 --> 00:45:52.440
this game anyway, so... Yeah. I did like the

00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:55.599
noise, though. Yeah, the noises of the enemies

00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:57.360
and stuff and everything were really cool. I

00:45:57.360 --> 00:46:01.559
liked the, like, radio chatter or whatever. Like,

00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:04.900
the voices. yeah that was that was really cool

00:46:04.900 --> 00:46:07.219
that creeped me out the first time i heard that

00:46:07.219 --> 00:46:10.059
yeah it definitely set like a very creepy atmosphere

00:46:10.059 --> 00:46:12.880
for sure yeah but yeah like like i said that

00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.179
the and then like with the constant heartbeat

00:46:15.179 --> 00:46:16.579
like when you're getting attacked and stuff it

00:46:16.579 --> 00:46:19.179
does like raise it up and it does like um you

00:46:19.179 --> 00:46:20.639
know it gets you stressed out and stuff you're

00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:22.599
like please get away from me yeah yeah because

00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:25.260
it makes it louder too yeah it does yeah yeah

00:46:25.260 --> 00:46:30.010
so it adds like the anxiety a little bit Yeah,

00:46:30.010 --> 00:46:31.409
and some of the enemies made some pretty crazy

00:46:31.409 --> 00:46:35.010
noises, too. Yeah. I like when you step on those

00:46:35.010 --> 00:46:38.409
little bugs. Oh, yeah, they're like, squeak!

00:46:38.590 --> 00:46:43.809
Yeah. All right, let's jump over to the achievements,

00:46:43.889 --> 00:46:47.590
then. Did you guys master this game? No. No.

00:46:48.489 --> 00:46:49.929
Yeah, I didn't either. I don't think I'm going

00:46:49.929 --> 00:46:54.429
to. The set's not awful. It's actually pretty

00:46:54.429 --> 00:46:55.929
simple, honestly. Just kind of play the game.

00:46:55.929 --> 00:46:59.619
Yeah, it's pretty straightforward. Yeah. I think

00:46:59.619 --> 00:47:00.960
you have to beat it a few times though. There's

00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:02.519
like four different endings that you have to

00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:05.280
get. Because you have to like embrace God. You

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:06.960
have to like reject God. You have to like shoot

00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:09.500
God. I don't know. There's like a bunch of different

00:47:09.500 --> 00:47:12.880
endings. Yeah. And I don't know if you can do

00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:15.360
those all on the same save. Yeah, I don't know.

00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:18.400
I'm not sure. Because I didn't get that reject

00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:23.019
God on my save. Yeah, maybe that's because I

00:47:23.019 --> 00:47:24.960
did that one first. Yeah, I'm not sure. That's

00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:27.440
what I was saying. But Ryan said... He did one

00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:28.840
of them and didn't get them, so I don't know.

00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.239
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not too sure. I

00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:35.460
know a lot of us had a couple issues with these

00:47:35.460 --> 00:47:40.320
achievements. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, they're

00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:42.599
not too bad. Most of it's just story stuff, and

00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:46.039
then it basically beat every enemy in the game.

00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:49.019
Yeah, and then there's just that one achievement

00:47:49.019 --> 00:47:51.460
to beat the game in two runs or whatever. Yeah,

00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:53.139
that's kind of like a killer right there, is

00:47:53.139 --> 00:47:55.739
beat the game basically without dying, basically.

00:47:56.479 --> 00:47:59.119
Yeah, which is, I mean, I guess doable, but.

00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:01.940
But you're going to be playing, like, if you

00:48:01.940 --> 00:48:04.059
don't get the run, like, again, if you don't

00:48:04.059 --> 00:48:05.980
get the items that first time, you're just going

00:48:05.980 --> 00:48:09.159
to have to start over every time, so. Yeah. Which

00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:11.340
is annoying. But you can do the dungeon to help

00:48:11.340 --> 00:48:15.320
you out on those, so. What, oh, the coffin man's

00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:18.880
thing? Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean,

00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:21.719
it really doesn't help that much. I mean, you're

00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:24.579
level six or seven by the end of it, so. Yeah.

00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:26.900
But if you don't get the items, though, it doesn't

00:48:26.900 --> 00:48:30.260
matter. True. Yeah. But there usually is a lot

00:48:30.260 --> 00:48:33.079
of health and food. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff

00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:37.400
in them. But, yeah, I mean, it's definitely not

00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.400
impossible. It's just this is one of those ones

00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:42.239
that you have to, like, put time into. And it's

00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:43.239
just like, I don't know if I want to play this

00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:46.800
game anymore. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. Probably

00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:51.780
not. But I got to even beat the game. Yeah. Which

00:48:51.780 --> 00:48:56.440
I will do. I'm close to the end. Like I said,

00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:58.239
dude, you just got to get that set up at the

00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:01.139
beginning. That's all. Yeah. But yeah, I mean,

00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:02.880
this is a fine set. I don't really have anything

00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:07.119
against this set. So it's got a pretty good difficulty

00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:10.940
to it. Just that one's kind of tough. Yeah. Like

00:49:10.940 --> 00:49:13.179
I said, I'm pretty sure there's a guide on there,

00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:17.639
too. So I think it's doable. Yeah. If you guys

00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:19.360
got anything else, we're going to jump over to

00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:44.840
the final verdict. All right, so just a quick

00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:46.420
explanation. We don't do numbering or anything

00:49:46.420 --> 00:49:48.460
like that. It's just a quick, did you enjoy the

00:49:48.460 --> 00:49:51.400
game and would you recommend the game? So who

00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:54.320
wants to go first? Go ahead, Jacob. I want to

00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.599
hear Jacob's opinion. Yeah, Jacob, you go first.

00:49:55.900 --> 00:50:00.199
All right. Yeah, I didn't really care for this

00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:04.019
game at all. It's just, it's very flat in my

00:50:04.019 --> 00:50:08.280
opinion and it's very slow. Having to go to your

00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:11.039
menu constantly and the fact that I didn't know

00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:13.440
that you can organize it. And the fact that the

00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:17.360
menu is just, again, so flat and bland really

00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:19.519
just took me out. There wasn't really anything

00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.320
in this game that really appealed to me. And

00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:24.239
I was like, oh, that's kind of cool. I mean,

00:50:24.260 --> 00:50:25.699
there's a few things in here that I thought were

00:50:25.699 --> 00:50:28.139
neat. Like, you know, some of the sprite work

00:50:28.139 --> 00:50:30.940
looks pretty good. The ambience is pretty nice,

00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:34.840
but everything else just didn't do it for me.

00:50:35.579 --> 00:50:38.260
So I'm guessing you wouldn't recommend it. No,

00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:43.039
there's other good dungeon crawlers. Around this

00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:46.119
time. I mean. When I was playing this game. I

00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:48.619
kept thinking about the original Doom. I played

00:50:48.619 --> 00:50:50.639
a little bit of it. I'm not going to lie. I haven't

00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:53.860
really gone through that game. But I mean. I

00:50:53.860 --> 00:50:55.400
think you should play that a lot more than this

00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:57.000
game. And I know that they're kind of two different

00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.460
ambiences. And two different moods. And kind

00:50:59.460 --> 00:51:02.940
of two different game plays. Well that's like

00:51:02.940 --> 00:51:08.880
an FPS. Yeah. But yeah. I mean. This is too.

00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:13.829
It's just not guns you know. Swords. first Perkin

00:51:13.829 --> 00:51:19.010
sorter not to mention like if you want to understand

00:51:19.010 --> 00:51:20.769
the story of this game you gotta read the damn

00:51:20.769 --> 00:51:23.170
books and it's like I think there's a lot of

00:51:23.170 --> 00:51:25.409
people I think most gamers you don't have to

00:51:25.409 --> 00:51:27.710
there's just a lot of backstory that's not there

00:51:27.710 --> 00:51:29.449
well you won't understand a damn thing if you

00:51:29.449 --> 00:51:32.550
don't well that's how I felt about rule of rose

00:51:32.550 --> 00:51:34.670
okay and that's fine but I'm just taking my time

00:51:34.670 --> 00:51:38.889
not to mention I mean you could I mean, you can

00:51:38.889 --> 00:51:40.710
at least understand Rule of Rose without having

00:51:40.710 --> 00:51:43.889
to read a damn book, you know? I didn't. But

00:51:43.889 --> 00:51:46.289
you could. You won't get that shit out of Baroque.

00:51:46.550 --> 00:51:49.329
You have to read the books. You don't have to.

00:51:49.510 --> 00:51:51.590
Oh, my God. To understand the story, you do.

00:51:51.769 --> 00:51:54.269
That's my point. Not really. Ryan, what's your

00:51:54.269 --> 00:51:58.789
opinion? Did you enjoy this game? Yeah, I did.

00:51:59.730 --> 00:52:02.469
Fortunately, I did expect it to be something

00:52:02.469 --> 00:52:07.699
different. I did enjoy it, but I do have some

00:52:07.699 --> 00:52:10.559
gripes with it. I do think it's very slow. I

00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.400
agree with that. I don't think the combat, I

00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:17.639
guess, is very appealing. I mean, it's simple.

00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:22.820
Yeah, whatever. But I guess, yeah, just the gameplay

00:52:22.820 --> 00:52:29.320
is lacking a little bit. But I do love the ambience

00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:34.670
of this game. I do love the artwork. where what

00:52:34.670 --> 00:52:38.710
direction they went into um it's not like a super

00:52:38.710 --> 00:52:43.449
super scary game but i i you guys know i love

00:52:43.449 --> 00:52:46.610
lovecraft like hp lovecraft i i love like that

00:52:46.610 --> 00:52:53.309
existential like dread and like i don't know

00:52:53.309 --> 00:52:56.489
like the dark you can't like escape or get out

00:52:56.489 --> 00:53:00.769
of like a never -ending cycle, and I love that

00:53:00.769 --> 00:53:03.170
about this game, because it does that very well.

00:53:03.989 --> 00:53:06.349
So, I don't know if they... Did you read the

00:53:06.349 --> 00:53:09.289
books? I read the first one. I didn't read them

00:53:09.289 --> 00:53:13.030
all, but I'm going to. Yeah, you should. I think

00:53:13.030 --> 00:53:15.969
you would like them. I'm sure I would. The first

00:53:15.969 --> 00:53:19.570
one's kind of slow. Well, yeah. They definitely...

00:53:19.570 --> 00:53:21.809
Up until the last one, it picks up pretty good.

00:53:21.989 --> 00:53:24.070
Yeah, yeah. I don't know if this game... I'm

00:53:24.070 --> 00:53:26.500
sure they don't do it on purpose, but... How

00:53:26.500 --> 00:53:30.420
every level is just kind of bland and all kind

00:53:30.420 --> 00:53:34.519
of the same. I mean, you go into the same tower

00:53:34.519 --> 00:53:37.380
every single time. So you're kind of doing the

00:53:37.380 --> 00:53:41.639
same thing over and over again. I know it's a

00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:43.940
limitation in a retro game thing, but I like

00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:46.139
to think that it's kind of like that. You're

00:53:46.139 --> 00:53:48.019
doing the same thing over and over again. That's

00:53:48.019 --> 00:53:50.780
why you're kind of not going like you're kind

00:53:50.780 --> 00:53:55.519
of going Baroque. I mean, that just comes with

00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:58.659
this genre, too, so it's to be expected. Yeah,

00:53:58.780 --> 00:54:02.000
and another thing, too, is because on Retro Achievements,

00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:06.059
it's a roguelike dungeon crawler. It's not a

00:54:06.059 --> 00:54:10.340
roguelike. It's just not. It's just a very retro

00:54:10.340 --> 00:54:12.619
dungeon crawler, and that's just what it is.

00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:15.860
There's no roguelike elements. That's the only

00:54:15.860 --> 00:54:19.199
really grape I had. It's the game's fault, but

00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:22.320
it's just not a roguelike. There's two different

00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.000
types. There's roguelike and roguelite. The roguelite

00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:27.800
is the newer ones that have upgrades and stuff.

00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:30.199
The original rogue game that this is based off

00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:35.840
of didn't have any of that stuff. Yeah. All that

00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:39.960
means is it's generally created maps and stuff

00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:43.320
every time. That's all it means. Yeah. Would

00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:50.420
you recommend it? Yeah, but you have to... You

00:54:50.420 --> 00:54:54.039
have to like enjoy a certain niche of video games,

00:54:54.099 --> 00:54:59.119
I guess, or just a certain kind of artwork. Because

00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:03.619
again, the problem, the gameplay is just lacking.

00:55:04.059 --> 00:55:07.820
But if you can kind of, you know, put that to

00:55:07.820 --> 00:55:10.559
the side, I guess, and appreciate the artwork

00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:14.059
and like the ambience you get from it and everything,

00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:18.480
it kind of like that dread. yeah you'll enjoy

00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:21.500
it but again the gameplay is just a little rough

00:55:21.500 --> 00:55:26.880
okay that's interesting take all right eric what

00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:30.619
do you got i i'd say i enjoyed it i had fun playing

00:55:30.619 --> 00:55:35.340
it i um i do like that you know the the different

00:55:35.340 --> 00:55:38.300
runs you can have like different you know play

00:55:38.300 --> 00:55:41.440
styles basically with different mechanics and

00:55:41.440 --> 00:55:45.960
stuff okay would you recommend it Yeah, I'd recommend

00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:50.440
it. I don't see why you wouldn't play this game.

00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:57.380
It's fun. You can make it through it. I would

00:55:57.380 --> 00:56:01.360
definitely maybe either read the books or watch

00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:05.400
a video on the PS1 game because it explains a

00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:10.739
little bit more. There's also this website, NerveTower.

00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:14.000
There's a whole bunch of information on there

00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:17.119
that explains a lot more about this game. Yeah,

00:56:17.219 --> 00:56:20.880
pretty much everything. Yeah, everything. Maybe

00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:23.760
if you go through that while playing the game,

00:56:23.900 --> 00:56:28.440
it'll make a little bit more sense. I had fun

00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:31.340
with it. I mean, I definitely thought it was

00:56:31.340 --> 00:56:36.159
something else than what it ended up being, but

00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:42.480
it's still... worth going through i think okay

00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:47.639
yeah i mean i don't know i i guess i enjoy this

00:56:47.639 --> 00:56:52.260
game um i i wonder if i had gotten if i hadn't

00:56:52.260 --> 00:56:54.119
been so lucky to get through the game so quickly

00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:57.059
if i would have but i mean there's like like

00:56:57.059 --> 00:56:58.559
you guys said there's a good environment here

00:56:58.559 --> 00:57:00.599
the ambience is really good i like the artwork

00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:03.159
with the characters and the enemies and stuff

00:57:03.159 --> 00:57:07.030
and everything it is fun to like Go through the

00:57:07.030 --> 00:57:09.550
levels and see what new things you can find and

00:57:09.550 --> 00:57:12.530
figure out like, you know, combos and setting

00:57:12.530 --> 00:57:14.150
things up and see what works best and stuff.

00:57:14.230 --> 00:57:16.949
So all that's fun. It's just for me, the game

00:57:16.949 --> 00:57:20.909
is just so slow. It's just such a sluggish game.

00:57:21.090 --> 00:57:22.889
I don't know. And then like with the story and

00:57:22.889 --> 00:57:24.489
stuff, the story is interesting, but you have

00:57:24.489 --> 00:57:27.389
to do so much work to like get into it and understand

00:57:27.389 --> 00:57:30.329
it and everything. So there's a lot of diving

00:57:30.329 --> 00:57:33.869
into. But I think there were like stories that

00:57:33.869 --> 00:57:36.969
were released. while the game was out. So it

00:57:36.969 --> 00:57:38.289
was in the magazine. It was supposed to be like,

00:57:38.329 --> 00:57:40.369
kind of like a combo thing, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

00:57:40.889 --> 00:57:43.909
So, so with all that being said, I don't think

00:57:43.909 --> 00:57:46.969
I would recommend this game. Um, I just don't

00:57:46.969 --> 00:57:49.809
think it's aged very well. Uh, like, like Jacob

00:57:49.809 --> 00:57:52.070
said, there's probably better games of this genre

00:57:52.070 --> 00:57:53.869
that you can find out there. And then just to,

00:57:53.929 --> 00:57:56.730
with being a Japanese exclusive, it's a little

00:57:56.730 --> 00:57:59.630
bit harder, I think too, for like a Western audience

00:57:59.630 --> 00:58:02.570
to get into it and stuff. So, but not a bad game,

00:58:02.630 --> 00:58:07.099
just, uh, just very different. Alright, has this

00:58:07.099 --> 00:58:08.860
changed anybody's least most favorites at all?

00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:12.179
No. Yeah, this is probably my least favorite

00:58:12.179 --> 00:58:16.219
game. Yeah, I was thinking that. I don't think

00:58:16.219 --> 00:58:18.059
it is. It's close, but I don't think it has.

00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:21.800
I think Castlevania, I said, right? I think that's

00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:24.820
still just a little bit below this one. Alright,

00:58:24.900 --> 00:58:27.260
cool. That's our thoughts, our ideas for Baroque

00:58:27.260 --> 00:58:29.039
for the Sega Saturn. Let us know what you guys

00:58:29.039 --> 00:58:30.969
thought. Did you enjoy this game? Did you have

00:58:30.969 --> 00:58:33.070
fun? Did you think it was too slow? Did you read

00:58:33.070 --> 00:58:35.630
all the supplemental stories and everything?

00:58:36.409 --> 00:58:39.889
Let us know. We like hearing from you guys. All

00:58:39.889 --> 00:58:41.530
right. And for that, we're going to jump over

00:58:41.530 --> 00:58:43.550
to the next game, which we're going to be playing

00:58:43.550 --> 00:58:47.670
Survival Kids for the Game Boy Color. Do you

00:58:47.670 --> 00:58:50.329
guys have any experience with this game? No.

00:58:50.469 --> 00:58:53.269
Never heard of it. Nah. Yeah, me either. I don't

00:58:53.269 --> 00:58:55.730
know anything about this game. I didn't play,

00:58:55.809 --> 00:58:57.789
like I said, Game Boy Color and Game Boy Advance.

00:58:57.949 --> 00:59:00.639
I did not play a lot of stuff on there. Let's

00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:02.860
go ahead and take a look at the front of the

00:59:02.860 --> 00:59:09.000
box here. It's got a kid, androgynous kid with

00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:10.539
a little, is that a little monkey on his head?

00:59:10.900 --> 00:59:13.460
Yeah, a little monkey. Depends if it has a tail

00:59:13.460 --> 00:59:16.159
or not. Oh, that's a good point. Could be an

00:59:16.159 --> 00:59:21.260
ape. With survival kids, like a tribal type of

00:59:21.260 --> 00:59:24.000
thing. Is that a robot bee or is that a regular

00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:26.840
bee? I don't know. It could be a bird bee or

00:59:26.840 --> 00:59:29.949
something. Yeah, it's a gigantic bee. It looks

00:59:29.949 --> 00:59:32.690
like a Mega Man robot. And then a crocodile.

00:59:32.989 --> 00:59:37.110
Is that a crocodile? Crocodile. Yeah. So obviously

00:59:37.110 --> 00:59:39.150
some kind of jungle stuff going on here it looks

00:59:39.150 --> 00:59:42.030
like. It looks interesting. I like this cover

00:59:42.030 --> 00:59:43.269
art. This is actually a really nice cover art.

00:59:43.550 --> 00:59:46.090
There's a radio in the circle there. I wonder

00:59:46.090 --> 00:59:48.190
if that'll like play into the game at all. Like

00:59:48.190 --> 00:59:50.329
if you can contact people outside the island

00:59:50.329 --> 00:59:53.070
or whatever you're on. Yeah. Well, yeah. Like

00:59:53.070 --> 00:59:56.050
you got a slingshot. Bow and arrow. Fishing rod.

00:59:56.150 --> 00:59:58.389
Some book thing. Yeah. I'm sure that's all part

00:59:58.389 --> 01:00:01.000
of the game. It's got a very, like, 90s manga

01:00:01.000 --> 01:00:04.860
look to it. Yeah. There's this art on the cover

01:00:04.860 --> 01:00:08.579
here. And then your house is on the bottom. Yeah,

01:00:08.619 --> 01:00:10.960
I hope that's not my house. That's tiny. You

01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:12.639
can upgrade it. You're a kid, bro. You'll fit.

01:00:13.380 --> 01:00:15.440
And he made a... What is that made out of, though?

01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:18.460
Stucco? He made a stucco house? That's, like,

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:20.940
cardboard. It's kind of advanced for a kid like

01:00:20.940 --> 01:00:24.179
that, isn't it? Is there multiple kids? Is there

01:00:24.179 --> 01:00:26.639
just one kid? It does say survival kids. Survival

01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:30.159
kids, yeah. I hope the monkey's there. That's

01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:33.679
all I care about. Yeah, monkey. All right, let's

01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:36.360
take a look at the back here. Uncover secrets

01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:38.980
about this mysterious island. Hone your survival

01:00:38.980 --> 01:00:41.199
skills to get through the day. Improvise and

01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:43.500
create tools to hunt and protect. Think you're

01:00:43.500 --> 01:00:45.599
old enough to live on your own? Now prove it.

01:00:46.619 --> 01:00:53.500
Hmm. Ooh. Displays up to 56 colors. Wow. That's

01:00:53.500 --> 01:00:57.079
pretty good. That second screenshot. It's reminding

01:00:57.079 --> 01:01:00.579
me of Pokemon. Yeah, the one in the middle there.

01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:03.179
The text box looks so much like Pokemon. Yeah,

01:01:03.179 --> 01:01:05.900
it does. I mean, that's just classic Game Boy.

01:01:05.900 --> 01:01:09.699
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I feel like that or like

01:01:09.699 --> 01:01:12.579
the Legend of Zelda. Very similar. Yeah, that's

01:01:12.579 --> 01:01:14.920
what the bottom right one reminded me of, Legend

01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:19.079
of Zelda. I'm sure it's going to be pretty similar

01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:22.239
to both. Yeah. Oh, it says Super Game Boy. I

01:01:22.239 --> 01:01:23.639
wonder if it's got any enhancements on the Super

01:01:23.639 --> 01:01:26.389
Game Boy. Yeah, you guys looking forward to this?

01:01:27.369 --> 01:01:31.210
It looks pretty interesting. It's a survival

01:01:31.210 --> 01:01:35.989
game, so I'm not too good at those. No, you're

01:01:35.989 --> 01:01:39.309
not. I've been playing Minecraft for 15 years

01:01:39.309 --> 01:01:42.150
or however long. Yeah, exactly, and we still

01:01:42.150 --> 01:01:44.389
haven't beaten it. It's true, we haven't gotten

01:01:44.389 --> 01:01:48.429
anywhere in that game. Nope. Alright, yeah, I

01:01:48.429 --> 01:01:49.650
mean, I'm looking forward to it. It looks pretty

01:01:49.650 --> 01:01:53.650
cool. It's made by Konami. Yeah, Konami's good.

01:01:53.710 --> 01:01:55.429
I'm always down to play some weird Game Boy stuff.

01:01:56.449 --> 01:01:59.369
Yeah, looks fun. Alright, you guys let us know

01:01:59.369 --> 01:02:00.849
out there. If you guys have any prior experience,

01:02:00.989 --> 01:02:04.070
if you look forward to this, let us know. In

01:02:04.070 --> 01:02:05.690
the meantime, don't forget to check out our Instagram,

01:02:06.070 --> 01:02:08.469
RGB underscore Game Club, the YouTube, at Retro

01:02:08.469 --> 01:02:11.929
Gaming Beyond HD. And then, well, we'll see you

01:02:11.929 --> 01:02:14.530
for the next one. Peace. Peace out.
