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And now, Mystery Theater. Come in. Welcome. I'm

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E .G. Marshall. We've been waiting for you. We

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knew that you'd be back We know that by now you've

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discovered. There's no fear like the fear you

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can hear and We're going to fill your ears with

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a story about the most basic fear of all death

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We're going to tell you a story about a man who

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dispenses death the way other men dispense haircuts

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a man known in the parlance of the underworld

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as The Hitman. In case you're unfamiliar with

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criminal vocabulary, allow me to explain. A hitman

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is someone hired especially to terminate the

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life of someone else. He's a killer, Connie.

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The guy's a hitman, a hired gun. He's come here

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to kill me. No, he hasn't. Have you, Mr. Derry?

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Who, me? Do I look like that sort of person,

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Mrs. Breach? You don't look stupid, Mr. Derry.

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If you were going to kill my husband, you would

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have done it by now. Why haven't you? Our mystery

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drama, The Hitman, was written especially for

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the Mystery Theatre by Henry Slessor and stars

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Mike Kellan. Our story begins in a bus terminal

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of a large eastern city, a place of arrivals

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and departures. In the crowd we can see a rather

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sallow young man searching every face and scowling

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at his inability to recognize the man he has

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come to find. But then he doesn't know what Jim

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Derry looks like. Jim Derry tries not to make

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himself too visible in person. Mr. Derry has

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a very good reason. But now the young man spots

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someone pulling on a pair of light -colored gloves.

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And he recognizes the signal, if not the man.

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A warm day for gloves, ain't it, mister? I got

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cold hands. Jim Derry? Yes. I'm Earl. What took

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you so long? Arnie said you'd be on the two o

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'clock bus. I've been hanging around this crummy

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terminal for an hour. A gypsy told me never to

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take a two o 'clock bus. They didn't tell me

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you were a comedian. What did they tell you about

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me, Earl? Come on. Harney's waiting. So, this

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is Harney's warehouse. Now it's his warehouse,

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but he don't do much warehousing in it. Come

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on. His office is right here. Yeah, who is it?

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Hey, it's Earl, Mr. Harney. Come in. You took

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your sweet time getting here. Well, it wasn't

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my fault, Mr. Harney. He didn't show until four

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o 'clock. Sad to hear, Darry. I hire somebody,

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I expect a little punctuality. I told you I didn't

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have to go outside the organization. I could

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handle it for you, Mr. Harnia. I said shut up.

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I hate these family quarrels. Do you want to

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talk business now or should I come back later?

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We talk now. Good. And give the kid a quarter

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and send him to the movies. Beat it, Earl. Yeah.

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Okay. The family quarrel's over. Now let's talk

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shop. Okay. My price is three grand for the hit.

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I do good clean work. I pick my own time and

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place. I never get my clients involved. How does

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that sound? Sounds fine. This is a private case.

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Strictly private. Guy named Eddie Breach. Breach

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used to work for me. Covered the best slice of

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territory in the city His receipts were like

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five grand a week only they started to drop understand

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For one week to the next Whole thing smelled

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bad You don't mean he was a crook. I had him

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followed Found out he was making book in his

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own setting up his own shop He was robbing me

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blind who fingers him for me I'll finger him

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this afternoon See if you can make it fast, and

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see that I'm kept out of it. That's all. Not

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all, Mr. Harney. In cases like this, our company

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likes a deposit. Oh, yeah. Okay. Here's the ground

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now. You get the rest when I read that obituary.

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It's almost six o 'clock. We've been staring

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at that apartment house for half an hour. Now

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you know how I felt, Darry, waiting in that bus

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station. I thought you said Breach should be

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home by now. Oh, he'll be here. I've been clocking

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him three Fridays in a row. He takes his wife

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to see the doctor every Friday afternoon, and

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they get back around now. You didn't tell me

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he was married. What difference does that make?

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I just hope he's insured. I like making rich

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widows. Hey! There's his car. Hand me those binoculars.

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Don't forget to get a look at his wife. She's

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worth seeing even if she is crippled. What? Look

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for yourself. A wheelchair? He's taking a wheelchair

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out of the back. She's got a nice pair of legs.

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Only they don't move. Paralyzed? That's right.

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Well, did you get a good look at him? Yes, I

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got a good look. Let's go. How come Breach married

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a cripple? He didn't. There was no kiddie car

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he was pushing around. That chick was in one

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piece when he married her. In fact, what happened

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to her was all his fault. How do you mean? I

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got into an argument one day and he belted her.

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She fell down a flight of stairs and busted something

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in her back. Sounds like a real nice guy. It'll

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be a pleasure to do business with him. Yeah,

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well, don't forget who you're doing it for. Harney's

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paying you for this job, not Mrs. Breach. For

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her, I'd do it full out. Good afternoon, mister.

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A lot cooler in here, isn't it? Yeah. It's a

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refrigerator. What are you having? Making a beer.

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Right. I, um, just hit this town yesterday. Still

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haven't found out where the action is. Uh, so?

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A friend of mine told me I might do myself some

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good here. You know anything about that? Well,

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it depends upon what kind of action you want.

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I'm flexible. For instance, I... Wouldn't mind

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doing business with a horse or two? I'm a bartender,

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not a bookie. This friend of mine, he told me

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a guy hangs around here named Breach. Eddie Breach?

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That's him. He said Breach might be the firm

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to do business with. You know him? Yeah, I know

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Mr. Breach. He's a nice guy. Comes in here sometimes

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with his wife. His wife? In here? Well, why not?

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I run a family place here. What's Mrs. Breach

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like? Ah, that woman is really something. She's

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a cripple, you know, in a wheelchair. But she

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never beefs about it. Best -looking chick you

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ever saw, and she keeps right on smiling. Wheelchair

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and everything. That's tough, all right. Wheelchair.

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It's like a stretch in prison. Oh, she's lucky

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having a husband like Mr. Breach. He's real good

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to her. Buys her anything she wants, takes her

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to the doctor every week. The way I heard it,

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Breach is the one who put her in the wheelchair.

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Well, I wouldn't know about that, but he treats

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her like a queen, I can tell you that. I mean,

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cripple or not, that is my idea of a happy marriage.

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Hey, hey, you didn't touch your beard. Okay,

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Mr. Breach, get in the car. Hey, what is this?

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Get in that car, I said. Okay, okay, easy on

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the hardware. Who are you? What do you want?

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Start your car. Head west to the highway and

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keep going till I tell you to stop. Listen, you

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want my wallet, take it. Start the car. You don't

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work for Joe Haney, do you? Keep driving. I asked

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you a question. I work for myself. Look, if Haney

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did send you... Let's talk about it. I'll pay

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you twice what he's giving you. Just tell me

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how much. How do you know Harney wants you dead?

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Maybe it was your wife. Harney's not the only

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one who hates your guts. Connie? You're crazy.

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So that's her name, huh? Connie? She wouldn't

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do anything like that. She needs me. Needs you

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for what? Belter again? Who told you about that?

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You must have been a pretty brave boy. Slugging

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a woman. That took... I'm trying to make it up

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to her. For peace sake, will you give me a chance

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to make it up to her? That's why I need that

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money. That's the only reason. So you did cheat,

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Harney. You admit it? I'd cheat my grandmother

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if it helped Connie. Keep your eyes on the road,

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Eddie. All right. Take that next side road. Listen,

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give me a chance to talk to you, will you? That's

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what we're gonna have, a talk. Go on, pull over

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there near the billboard. All right. Answer me

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one question. How were you helping her? What?

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How were you helping your wife? This doctor you

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see every Friday. Did he say something could

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be done for her? No. He never said that. The

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spinal cord is all busted up. All he can do is

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make her more comfortable. So the sentence is

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life. You think I don't feel lousy about it?

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I know it was my fault, but I didn't mean it.

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She might be better off without you. Maybe she

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would. All right. Let's go. Where to now? We're

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going to your place. Eddie? Yeah, honey, it's

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me. Oh, you didn't... Tell me you were bringing

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anyone here. I decided not to go downtown. I

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ran into a friend of mine and we got to talking...

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My name is Derry, Mrs. Breach. Jim Derry. I'm

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sorry to bust in on you like this. Oh, but I'm

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glad you did. Really. I love to see Eddie's friends.

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We don't do very much entertaining. You got a

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nice apartment, Mrs. Breach. Thank you. I keep

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it uncluttered so I can scoot around easily in

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this wheelchair. My track record is one minute,

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three seconds from the living room to the bedroom

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to the kitchen. That's quite a record. Now, let

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me get you a drink. Eddie says I'm the best rolling

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bartender in town. Watch me. Don't bother, Mrs.

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Breach. I don't drink. Not on the job, right?

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Oh, please. Let me get you something. You see,

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I'm grateful to you, Mr. Derry. I was looking

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forward to a lonely evening when you came along.

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My husband usually works very late. Honey, you

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look a little tired. Did you take your pills

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yet? Oh, I'm fine, Eddie. Stop worrying about

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me. Please sit down, Mr. Derry. It's such a pleasure

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to talk to one of Eddie's friends. Well, let's

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cut this out. He's no friend of mine. I never

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saw him before in my life. What? Tell her who

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you work for, Derry. All right. At the moment,

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I work for a man named Joe Harney. Harney? That's

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right. And what do you want from us? I want us

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to sit down and have a talk. I'm already sitting

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down, Mr. Derry. Joe Harney isn't pleased with

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your husband, Mrs. Breach. He thinks he cheated

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him. Cheated him out of a lot of money. Well,

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I'm sure that's not true. I didn't cheat him.

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I just wanted the business for myself. I got

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a right to go into business for myself. Yes,

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I know. It's called free enterprise. But just

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the same, Mr. Harney is very angry. He's not

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just angry, he's afraid. He's worried that if

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Eddie gets away with this, he'll set a bad precedent.

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So he only knows one remedy for the situation.

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And tonight, this could have been hit. A gun.

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Please. Put that away. He's a killer, Connie.

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The guy's a hit man, a hired gun. He's come here

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to kill me. No, he hasn't. Have you, Mr. Derry?

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Me? Now, do I look like that sort of person,

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Mrs. Breach? Well, you don't look stupid, Mr.

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Derry. If you were going to kill my husband,

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you'd have done it by now. Why haven't you? I'll

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tell you why. Because he wants a deal. He wants

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me to pay him more than Honey's paying. Oh, be

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quiet, Eddie. Your husband isn't thinking straight,

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Mrs. Breach. It isn't that easy. You think that

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Harney will be satisfied if I let him live? If

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I walk off this job, somebody else walks in.

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This isn't the only gun in the world. He's right,

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Eddie. Maybe the only way is to give him the

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money back. There's nothing to give back. You

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think money stands still in this business? Look,

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maybe if we left town, went to Mexico or someplace...

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Harney won't give up that easy. It means too

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much to him. Well, I'm not staying here. I'm

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getting out. I'm getting as far away as I can.

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Eddie. Both of us, Connie. I meant both of us.

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You expect me to run in a wheelchair? Maybe Mr.

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Derry can tell us what to do. I can think of

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only one thing. Joe Harney wants a dead body.

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That's what we'll have to give him. Well? We

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seem to have encountered a hitman with a heart.

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At least a hitman with a soft spot for a beautiful

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afflicted young woman. But Jim Derry can't fail

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his assignment either. If he doesn't collect

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the rest of the money, he may be collected himself.

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We'll find out what happens to this strange threesome

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when I return shortly with Act Two. The hired

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killer of Eddie Breach sits in Mr. Breach's comfortable

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living room. But the gun, which was supposed

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to have done the deed, rests on the coffee table.

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And Jim Derry paces the carpet and talks to the

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loving couple about death. It won't be easy,

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understand? But it's the only idea I got. The

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only thing that'll satisfy Joe Harney permanently.

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What do you mean about a dead body? I don't mean

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yours. I mean somebody else's. A body that could

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have been yours if the job had been done. A substitute?

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But how is that possible? There's a way. I'll

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have to stick my neck out to do it and there'll

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be some expenses. How much? I'll have to let

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you know. Meanwhile, get ready to move and move

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fast. Have your bags packed and keep them ready.

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Get yourself some standby reservations. Mexico...

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Rio, any place you want. Don't make them in your

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own name. Oh, and one other thing. Don't leave

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the apartment for any reason. But I gotta leave

00:18:03.380 --> 00:18:05.319
the apartment. I got business to do. Business?

00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:07.680
Isn't your life more important? You can't risk

00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:11.220
it. Arnie hired me to take care of you, but that

00:18:11.220 --> 00:18:13.380
doesn't mean one of his goons wouldn't try to

00:18:13.380 --> 00:18:17.019
beat me to it. There's a kid named Earl. Yeah,

00:18:17.019 --> 00:18:19.730
I know Earl. He's a punk. Just the kind of punk

00:18:19.730 --> 00:18:21.849
who might try shooting you in the back. Oh, do

00:18:21.849 --> 00:18:24.789
as he says, Eddie. Please. I tell you, I gotta

00:18:24.789 --> 00:18:27.250
get out. I need cash if we're to beat it out

00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:30.130
of town. I have to make collections. Mr. Derry,

00:18:30.789 --> 00:18:34.369
wouldn't you help him? Maybe if he had a gun

00:18:34.369 --> 00:18:36.670
so he could protect himself, then... You could

00:18:36.670 --> 00:18:39.430
lend me yours, Derry. Just until we leave town.

00:18:41.369 --> 00:18:50.309
All right. Take it. I'll see what I can do. I'm

00:18:50.309 --> 00:18:54.609
leaving now. Just keep calm until you hear from

00:18:54.609 --> 00:19:03.130
me. I'll see you to the door. Mr. Derry, why

00:19:03.130 --> 00:19:07.369
are you doing this for Eddie? Because he's such

00:19:07.369 --> 00:19:19.829
a regular fella. Figaro mortuary. Fig. This is

00:19:19.829 --> 00:19:24.609
Jim Derry. Three cheers. What are you doing back

00:19:24.609 --> 00:19:28.690
in town? You ain't been here in ten years. Business,

00:19:29.009 --> 00:19:33.109
Fig. I'm here on business. Just like in the old

00:19:33.109 --> 00:19:37.150
days. The old days are over. I make more money

00:19:37.150 --> 00:19:40.089
legitimate now than I used to make crooked. For

00:19:40.089 --> 00:19:43.130
me, crime doesn't pay, like it says on the posters.

00:19:44.029 --> 00:19:48.660
Well, this is legitimate. Almost. I want to make

00:19:48.660 --> 00:19:52.359
a purchase. What kind? You are the only store

00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:56.220
in town that has what I want, Fig. I want to

00:19:56.220 --> 00:20:03.519
buy a corpse. I don't know what I'm doing this

00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:07.740
for. I must be getting soft in head. Tell me

00:20:07.740 --> 00:20:11.099
about the body, Fig. He's a short, heavy cookie,

00:20:11.779 --> 00:20:15.519
maybe 50 years old, full of mustaches. What does

00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:20.809
that matter? No. I guess it won't matter. Not

00:20:20.809 --> 00:20:24.009
after I get through with them. When can I take

00:20:24.009 --> 00:20:27.250
delivery? Tonight. You can bring your car around

00:20:27.250 --> 00:20:29.849
the back of my place, say, around 11 o 'clock.

00:20:30.329 --> 00:20:33.990
Okay, Fig. I'll be there. You sure there won't

00:20:33.990 --> 00:20:36.670
be any complications? No, the guy doesn't have

00:20:36.670 --> 00:20:39.750
any family. He'll end up in the city cemetery

00:20:39.750 --> 00:20:42.930
anyway. That's fine, Fig. That's just great.

00:20:43.809 --> 00:20:47.490
Come on, Darry. Come on, level with me. What

00:20:47.490 --> 00:20:58.650
are you gonna do with a corpse? Who is it? It's

00:20:58.650 --> 00:21:04.809
Jim Gary. Eddie isn't here. He went out on business.

00:21:05.970 --> 00:21:08.089
Would you rather I came back later? Oh, no, of

00:21:08.089 --> 00:21:10.009
course not. Eddie should be home any moment.

00:21:10.410 --> 00:21:16.589
Come on in. He's been out raising money. It's

00:21:16.589 --> 00:21:19.670
wonderful how many people owe Eddie money. He's

00:21:19.670 --> 00:21:23.690
like a banker really You know what he tells his

00:21:23.690 --> 00:21:27.809
mother What? He tells her he's an accountant

00:21:27.809 --> 00:21:31.069
She's a sweet old lady. She knows the truth,

00:21:31.309 --> 00:21:34.990
but she never lets on and do you know the truth

00:21:34.990 --> 00:21:39.109
about him? I? Never had any illusions about Eddie

00:21:39.109 --> 00:21:43.089
Would you like a drink? Oh? Sorry forgot you

00:21:43.089 --> 00:21:46.480
don't drink I'll take a beer if you have one.

00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:50.740
Coming right up. Oh, maybe when we were first

00:21:50.740 --> 00:21:53.559
married, I had an illusion or two. It's easy

00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:56.099
when you're young and you've got a nice, straight

00:21:56.099 --> 00:22:01.200
spine. You're still young? Yes. I'm still that,

00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:05.039
I suppose. Oh, what do you know? No beer. It

00:22:05.039 --> 00:22:08.299
doesn't matter. Does he leave you alone a lot?

00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:12.180
Beg your pardon? That banker husband of yours?

00:22:13.170 --> 00:22:15.849
Eddie's a busy man. He doesn't have normal hours

00:22:15.849 --> 00:22:19.750
like other people. I Don't suppose that you do

00:22:19.750 --> 00:22:22.730
either. We're talking about Eddie. You're curious

00:22:22.730 --> 00:22:26.390
about him aren't you? Trying to make some moral

00:22:26.390 --> 00:22:29.829
judgment to decide whether he's worth saving

00:22:29.829 --> 00:22:35.309
or not I've already decided that haven't I? Do

00:22:35.309 --> 00:22:38.509
you know about Eddie and me? About the accident.

00:22:38.710 --> 00:22:42.470
Yes We were living in an old brownstone Eddie

00:22:42.470 --> 00:22:45.470
was late. I was waiting for him at the top of

00:22:45.470 --> 00:22:48.569
the stairs with an argument already and I I Said

00:22:48.569 --> 00:22:52.150
a lot of nasty things and so did he and he started

00:22:52.150 --> 00:22:58.130
to shake me and I I lost my balance Well, how

00:22:58.130 --> 00:23:05.009
do they look Your legs You look fine you'd never

00:23:05.009 --> 00:23:09.609
know they were dead would you You know something

00:23:10.380 --> 00:23:12.880
I've got my own theory about you, Mr. Derry,

00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:16.720
about why you're helping us. You do? Mm -hmm.

00:23:17.740 --> 00:23:20.079
I've been a cripple for over a year, and I've

00:23:20.079 --> 00:23:25.140
become an expert on pity. I can spot pity half

00:23:25.140 --> 00:23:27.880
a mile away. You think that's my reason? That's

00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:32.859
everybody's reason. It's me, honey. Sorry. Hello,

00:23:32.859 --> 00:23:36.019
Derry. I just came to tell you that everything

00:23:36.019 --> 00:23:39.869
is set. What does everything mean? You are gonna

00:23:39.869 --> 00:23:43.049
be a dead man by tomorrow morning. You can leave

00:23:43.049 --> 00:23:45.250
town as soon as you get on a plane There's one

00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:47.309
leaving for Mexico City at four tomorrow afternoon.

00:23:47.309 --> 00:23:50.430
We got reservations. You better confirm them

00:23:50.430 --> 00:23:53.809
What's gonna cost me what you're doing in cash?

00:23:54.049 --> 00:23:59.269
1 ,000 500 for me 500 for a friend of mine a

00:23:59.269 --> 00:24:03.009
couple of pieces of jewelry and That car yours

00:24:03.009 --> 00:24:06.849
my car You can't take my car. You won't need

00:24:06.849 --> 00:24:09.539
it in Mexico They got donkeys. Now wait a minute.

00:24:09.680 --> 00:24:12.500
Eddie, we've got to do as he says. If you don't

00:24:12.500 --> 00:24:16.279
like my proposition, you can always say no. Then

00:24:16.279 --> 00:24:20.059
you can take your chances with Harney. Okay.

00:24:20.980 --> 00:24:23.940
What else do you want? I'll need your wallet,

00:24:24.700 --> 00:24:28.559
your watch, any other jewelry you carry. That

00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:31.519
wedding ring, is it inscribed? Yes, I had it

00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:34.900
done. Let's have it. What's the idea of all this?

00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.160
Your car is going to be in an accident tonight,

00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:40.019
Eddie. It's going to catch on fire. There'll

00:24:40.019 --> 00:24:42.720
be a body in the car, burned beyond recognition.

00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:45.319
But everybody will know who it is, of course.

00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.460
It'll have your wallet, your watch, your keys,

00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:51.940
your wedding ring. But whose body? Don't worry.

00:24:52.660 --> 00:24:54.680
The guy will be dead to begin with. It's only

00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:58.599
what you might call a cremation ceremony. So

00:24:58.599 --> 00:25:00.960
Honey will think you did the job. He'll only

00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:03.200
believe it if you get out of town as fast as

00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:06.200
you can. When that body is discovered, you are

00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:09.210
dead. I don't want you around making a liar out

00:25:09.210 --> 00:25:15.809
of me. That's neat, Derry. Very neat. You still

00:25:15.809 --> 00:25:18.349
get paid that way, don't you? Eddie! Get me what

00:25:18.349 --> 00:25:20.609
I need, Eddie. The money and all the rest of

00:25:20.609 --> 00:25:23.690
the stuff. What about your gun? You want that

00:25:23.690 --> 00:25:27.970
back? Keep it as a souvenir. I never hold on

00:25:27.970 --> 00:25:31.309
to a piece after a job. And this job is just

00:25:31.309 --> 00:25:46.839
about over. Hey, Derry. What do you want, Earl?

00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:51.039
Just want to give you a message. Mr. Harney isn't

00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:54.700
happy. Mr. Harney says he sort of expected some

00:25:54.700 --> 00:25:57.420
action by now. Tell him to read the contract

00:25:57.420 --> 00:26:00.640
again. I picked my own time and place. It says

00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:03.619
so in the small print. I thought you were supposed

00:26:03.619 --> 00:26:06.960
to be a pro. I would have had Eddie Breach stretched

00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:09.940
out and buried two days ago. I'm sure of it.

00:26:10.029 --> 00:26:13.569
And Harney's paying you three grand. I would

00:26:13.569 --> 00:26:15.789
have done it for half the money. You would have

00:26:15.789 --> 00:26:18.069
done it for laughs, Earl. You know something?

00:26:19.009 --> 00:26:21.529
I ought to show him that he didn't need you.

00:26:22.109 --> 00:26:25.190
I ought to take care of Eddie myself. Harney

00:26:25.190 --> 00:26:30.190
wouldn't like that. He's liable to spank. So

00:26:30.190 --> 00:26:37.529
long, Earl. All right, Earl. Hold it. Right there.

00:26:37.789 --> 00:26:41.299
Hey! Hey, what do you guys want? I'm Lieutenant

00:26:41.299 --> 00:26:44.359
Gere, Police Department. What I want is very

00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:56.940
simple, Earl. I want you. Here's your merchandise.

00:26:57.980 --> 00:27:02.799
Fresh from the freezer. Thanks, Fig. I knew I

00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:04.980
could count on you. You want to take a look at

00:27:04.980 --> 00:27:08.619
him? No. He ain't too pretty. I didn't get a

00:27:08.619 --> 00:27:10.700
chance to do any cosmetic work on him. Won't

00:27:10.700 --> 00:27:16.920
make the slightest difference. Okay, let's get

00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:23.599
him in the car. Where are you taking that? To

00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:27.460
the country. Oh, boy. First time I ever heard

00:27:27.460 --> 00:28:15.670
of taking a stiff for a ride. Fit Now your keys

00:28:15.670 --> 00:28:20.329
and that's about it except for that can of gasoline

00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.259
And so Jim Derry has completed his assignment.

00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:55.059
He feels rather good about the job he did, too.

00:28:55.740 --> 00:28:59.319
It was a nice combination of human sympathy and

00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:03.519
profit. Five hundred from Eddie Breach, three

00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:07.220
thousand from Joe Harney, and a sense of having

00:29:07.220 --> 00:29:11.319
done something worthwhile for a change. But will

00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:15.809
Jim Derry remain pleased with himself? What will

00:29:15.809 --> 00:29:19.769
the arrest of Earl do to his plans? We'll find

00:29:19.769 --> 00:29:38.190
out when I return shortly with Act III. Only

00:29:38.190 --> 00:29:42.240
one thing remains for Jim Derry to do. He has

00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.680
to make one final call on the man who brought

00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:48.079
him to town in the first place he has a good

00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:53.640
report for Joe Arnie and Joe Arnie has $2 ,000

00:29:53.640 --> 00:30:06.619
waiting for him So it's you, how are you mr.

00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:12.740
Arnie, how do you think I am? The cops picked

00:30:12.740 --> 00:30:16.039
up Earl on some old assault charge. Had kids

00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:18.420
more trouble than he's worth. I could have told

00:30:18.420 --> 00:30:22.619
you that. Well, at least there's one problem

00:30:22.619 --> 00:30:26.539
you won't have anymore. You mean Breach? You

00:30:26.539 --> 00:30:30.019
won't be hearing from him again. Give me details.

00:30:30.700 --> 00:30:34.079
He's dead. That's a big detail. I want to know

00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:37.660
how. I got Breach to take me for a little ride

00:30:37.660 --> 00:30:40.779
in the country. When we stopped to look at the

00:30:40.779 --> 00:30:44.039
scenery, I slugged them. Then I gave his car

00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:47.880
a little gasoline bath. You burned them? You

00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:50.539
want to see what's left? Take a drive out on

00:30:50.539 --> 00:30:55.700
Route 7? Make a ride on Potter Valley Road? There's

00:30:55.700 --> 00:30:58.980
not much to see, though. What'd you do after

00:30:58.980 --> 00:31:03.559
that? I took a nice long walk. There's a motel

00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:06.680
about a mile and a half south. I spent the night

00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:11.910
there. Didn't even get a chance to shave. Yeah

00:31:11.910 --> 00:31:16.029
Sure, it went all right Nobody spotted you our

00:31:16.029 --> 00:31:20.089
workers guaranteed. Mr. Harney money back if

00:31:20.089 --> 00:31:25.329
not satisfied and Speaking of money. Yeah Yeah,

00:31:25.329 --> 00:31:30.630
I know Two thousand bucks and worth every penny

00:31:30.630 --> 00:31:48.630
of it Pardon I said your name James Derry. Yes,

00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:53.130
it is boy. My name's gear. Mr. Derry Lieutenant

00:31:53.130 --> 00:31:56.769
gear police department We got a warrant for your

00:31:56.769 --> 00:32:01.809
arrest me You gotta be kidding step over here

00:32:01.809 --> 00:32:06.769
Derry Wait, wait a minute now, you know the routine

00:32:06.769 --> 00:32:10.849
I'm sure hands flat against the wall Whatever

00:32:10.849 --> 00:32:16.490
you say Well, not armed, I see. Why would an

00:32:16.490 --> 00:32:18.750
innocent citizen be walking around with a gun?

00:32:20.390 --> 00:32:23.990
This wallet of yours is sure loaded. What was

00:32:23.990 --> 00:32:28.549
it? Payday? That's my traveling money. You must

00:32:28.549 --> 00:32:31.170
be a high -priced man there. I sold a car for

00:32:31.170 --> 00:32:34.789
a guy. Second -hand sports job. That's the money

00:32:34.789 --> 00:32:38.170
he paid me for it. Yeah, sure. And I'll bet you

00:32:38.170 --> 00:32:40.230
got a copy of the bill of sale, don't you? Well,

00:32:40.269 --> 00:32:42.539
you give me a chance to get it. I'll... We'll

00:32:42.539 --> 00:32:51.440
talk about it at headquarters. You ever use an

00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:56.019
alias, Derry? No. What for? You know a man named

00:32:56.019 --> 00:33:00.240
Joe Harney? I met him once or twice. What do

00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:04.519
you talk about? The weather. Now, don't be cute,

00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:09.529
Derry. We talked about horses. Mr. Harney likes

00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:12.789
horses a whole lot. Yeah, we know all about that.

00:33:13.190 --> 00:33:15.130
We also know that Joe Harney paid your way into

00:33:15.130 --> 00:33:17.410
town a little over a week ago. Isn't that right?

00:33:18.269 --> 00:33:21.210
I can afford my own car fare, Lieutenant. Harney

00:33:21.210 --> 00:33:23.349
brought you here to do a special piece of work

00:33:23.349 --> 00:33:25.450
for him, didn't he? Wrong. You see, Darry, there

00:33:25.450 --> 00:33:27.490
isn't very much we don't know about Joe Harney.

00:33:28.430 --> 00:33:30.349
For your information, the D .A. has been lining

00:33:30.349 --> 00:33:32.430
up a case against him for the last six months.

00:33:33.390 --> 00:33:35.430
You had luck that you came into the picture right

00:33:35.430 --> 00:33:38.470
now. I don't know what you're talking about.

00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:43.309
Well, maybe I can make it a little clearer. You

00:33:43.309 --> 00:33:46.170
got something I want to read to you. It's a statement

00:33:46.170 --> 00:33:49.730
from somebody you may know. Now, here it is.

00:33:50.769 --> 00:33:54.670
Listen carefully. This guy, Darry, arrived last

00:33:54.670 --> 00:33:57.410
Friday. He was brought in by Harney to cool a

00:33:57.410 --> 00:34:00.349
guy named Eddie Breach. Breach once worked for

00:34:00.349 --> 00:34:02.150
Harney, but then he got to taking bets on his

00:34:02.150 --> 00:34:05.430
own book. And that made Harney sore, so he decided

00:34:05.430 --> 00:34:09.329
to kill him. Derry's price for the job was three

00:34:09.329 --> 00:34:12.710
grand. Derry was staying at a hotel called the

00:34:12.710 --> 00:34:15.309
Gracie. He didn't tell Harney how he planned

00:34:15.309 --> 00:34:18.829
to kill Breach. Well, how does that sound to

00:34:18.829 --> 00:34:23.030
you, Derry? Like a fairy tale. Is it true or

00:34:23.030 --> 00:34:27.650
not? It's junk. They shouldn't make up junk like

00:34:27.650 --> 00:34:30.739
that. It's a statement we got last night by somebody

00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:32.980
who worked for Harney for the last two years.

00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:38.039
You know who I'm talking about? No. His name's

00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:40.900
Earl Clifford. We picked him up in an old charge,

00:34:40.980 --> 00:34:42.500
one that could have sent him to the joint for

00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:46.059
a good ten years. He's willing to turn state's

00:34:46.059 --> 00:34:47.780
evidence in the hope of getting a lighter rap.

00:34:48.820 --> 00:34:52.719
He probably will. I never heard of Earl Clifford.

00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:56.579
You can help yourself the same way, Darry. You

00:34:56.579 --> 00:34:59.280
can help by telling the truth. I am telling the

00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:03.400
truth. We want to know why you killed Eddie breach

00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:11.340
Lieutenant Have you got the time? What what time

00:35:11.340 --> 00:35:16.340
is it? 430 430 that's what I make it to and how

00:35:16.340 --> 00:35:20.820
is the weather out? Still warm and sunny good

00:35:20.820 --> 00:35:24.159
flying weather All right. What's the joke Terry?

00:35:24.300 --> 00:35:28.019
The joke is over I'm ready to tell you what I

00:35:28.019 --> 00:35:37.380
know just as soon as I get a cup of coffee. Sure.

00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:42.400
I was hired to kill Eddie Breach. This guy, Joe

00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.699
Harney, called me and gave me the contract. I

00:35:45.699 --> 00:35:48.019
don't know why he picked me. I never did that

00:35:48.019 --> 00:35:52.239
kind of work before. Sure, Darry. We know. Your

00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:56.469
hands are nice and clean. Anyway... I came to

00:35:56.469 --> 00:36:00.110
see Harney. He told me the setup. Seen this guy

00:36:00.110 --> 00:36:03.769
breach. He's been jabbing him for money. And

00:36:03.769 --> 00:36:10.369
he wanted him dead. Well... I said I'd do it.

00:36:10.949 --> 00:36:14.829
I see. Only I didn't mean it, Lieutenant. I'm

00:36:14.829 --> 00:36:18.889
no killer. Like you said, I'm clean. No record,

00:36:19.349 --> 00:36:23.519
nothing. No convictions, no. You know what I

00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:25.719
did? I went straight to Breach. I told him the

00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:28.079
whole story. Him and his wife. She's a cripple,

00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:30.599
you see, in a wheelchair. I felt sorry for her.

00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:33.079
For both of them. We know about Mrs. Breach's

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condition. Go on. I said I wouldn't do them any

00:36:36.099 --> 00:36:38.059
harm, but that didn't mean that they were safe.

00:36:38.619 --> 00:36:40.679
Harney would just hire somebody else to do the

00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:43.960
work. That was very nice of you. I wanted to

00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:47.519
help them, Lieutenant. I told them the only thing

00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:49.579
was to make it look as if Breach was killed.

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I said I could arrange the whole thing for them.

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And that's what you did? Yes. I got a body. A

00:36:56.530 --> 00:36:58.789
dead body from a funeral parlor, I know. I put

00:36:58.789 --> 00:37:01.590
the body in Breach's car. I drove it out on Route

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6. Parked it on a side road called Potter Valley.

00:37:05.650 --> 00:37:08.550
I doused the car with gasoline. I set it on fire.

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You'll find Breach's watch and ring on that body.

00:37:12.929 --> 00:37:15.989
The wallet is in the grass someplace. Only the

00:37:15.989 --> 00:37:21.809
body isn't Eddie Breach's. Well... That's quite

00:37:21.809 --> 00:37:26.070
a story. All right. It's the truth You send your

00:37:26.070 --> 00:37:28.469
boys out on Potter Valley Road. We don't have

00:37:28.469 --> 00:37:32.050
to do that dairy We've already found breach his

00:37:32.050 --> 00:37:34.610
car. Well swell then. You know, I'm telling the

00:37:34.610 --> 00:37:38.670
truth. I mean you got experts They won't be fooled

00:37:38.670 --> 00:37:42.309
by a fake corpse. The guy was almost twice breach

00:37:42.309 --> 00:37:45.489
his age He was heavier shorter. Tell me honestly

00:37:45.489 --> 00:37:49.539
dairy you did all this Because you felt sorry

00:37:49.539 --> 00:37:53.860
for the guy? Yes. Look, I'm not saying he was

00:37:53.860 --> 00:37:56.360
an angel. He beat up his wife once. He made a

00:37:56.360 --> 00:38:00.039
cripple out of her. Only now, he's trying to

00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:03.659
help her. That's why he cheated Harney in the

00:38:03.659 --> 00:38:07.079
first place, to help his wife. A real sweet guy,

00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:12.940
huh? Well, Darry, too bad it isn't true. What

00:38:12.940 --> 00:38:15.500
do you mean? Oh, Eddie was responsible for his

00:38:15.500 --> 00:38:18.139
wife's injury. We know that. Sure, he knocked

00:38:18.139 --> 00:38:21.039
her down a flight of stairs. But you know why?

00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:24.739
They had an argument about coming home late.

00:38:24.940 --> 00:38:28.880
Oh, no. They had an argument about a woman. She

00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:30.659
caught him in the apartment with a girl named

00:38:30.659 --> 00:38:34.099
Louise something. She didn't tell me that. And

00:38:34.099 --> 00:38:36.239
Breach didn't give up Louise after that either.

00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:39.739
He's been cheating on his wife ever since. The

00:38:39.739 --> 00:38:41.739
fact that she was in a wheelchair only made it

00:38:41.739 --> 00:38:46.659
easier. No. I never knew about that. But his

00:38:46.659 --> 00:38:52.980
wife knew, Darry. Why? It was a tough part. Connie

00:38:52.980 --> 00:38:55.360
Breach knew all about it. And there was nothing

00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:58.559
she could do. Just had to sit there in that wheelchair

00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:02.059
and let him do whatever he pleased. That's your

00:39:02.059 --> 00:39:08.840
good friend, sweet Eddie Breach. Well, she said

00:39:08.840 --> 00:39:11.980
she didn't have any illusions about him. She

00:39:11.980 --> 00:39:17.690
knew what he was. Too bad you didn't. All this

00:39:17.690 --> 00:39:20.150
time she must have been hating him hitting his

00:39:20.150 --> 00:39:26.550
guts Anyway, they're gone now They're on their

00:39:26.550 --> 00:39:32.809
way to Mexico City right now No, they're not.

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Oh, yes, they are. They took a four o 'clock

00:39:35.670 --> 00:39:40.050
plane. You're a liar, Derry What are you talking

00:39:40.050 --> 00:39:43.909
about? You're telling a nice touching story Well,

00:39:44.050 --> 00:39:46.710
Derry, you're a liar You made a deal with Breach,

00:39:46.969 --> 00:39:49.530
all right, sure. He gave you a thousand dollars

00:39:49.530 --> 00:39:51.650
and you arranged this phony car accident for

00:39:51.650 --> 00:39:54.570
him. But you intended to collect from both sides,

00:39:54.610 --> 00:39:57.409
didn't you? No, I was helping him get away. Were

00:39:57.409 --> 00:40:03.210
you? Let me read you something else. Edward Breach,

00:40:03.630 --> 00:40:07.530
29 years of age, male Caucasian. Shot to death

00:40:07.530 --> 00:40:11.670
in his apartment at 404 East 75th Street. What?

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The bullets came from a Farrington 38. Found

00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:18.800
at the scene. That can't be. We traced the gun

00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:21.900
to the man who sold it to you, Derry. He can

00:40:21.900 --> 00:40:24.980
describe you to a tee. Hey, wait a minute. That's

00:40:24.980 --> 00:40:27.199
how you got that three grand from Joe Harney,

00:40:27.239 --> 00:40:29.199
by doing the job you were hired to do. That's

00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:31.639
a lie. Breach took that plane, I tell you. He

00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:35.380
is on the plane. He's in the morgue, Derry. Where

00:40:35.380 --> 00:40:40.099
you put him. It can't be true. All right, Derry.

00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:45.949
I see you need a lot of convincing. Sam send

00:40:45.949 --> 00:40:53.809
in mrs. Breach Conde is here right outside Come

00:40:53.809 --> 00:40:56.789
in mrs. Breach. Are you sure it's a it's all

00:40:56.789 --> 00:41:01.929
right? Please come in but they they didn't tell

00:41:01.929 --> 00:41:06.929
me that Mr. Derry would be here. I'm really sorry

00:41:06.929 --> 00:41:09.710
to do this mrs. Breach, but it's really quite

00:41:09.710 --> 00:41:13.239
necessary I want you to repeat exactly what you

00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:21.539
told me. Yes. All right. I... I was in my bedroom

00:41:21.539 --> 00:41:25.699
last night, around 7 .30. I heard the doorbell

00:41:25.699 --> 00:41:29.179
ring, and my husband answered it. Eddie was always

00:41:29.179 --> 00:41:32.019
having visitors at all hours, so I didn't think

00:41:32.019 --> 00:41:36.940
anything of it, and... And then I heard two shots.

00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.760
I was frightened, but... but I opened the bedroom

00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:46.400
door and looked out and That's when I saw him

00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:51.260
saw who he was standing there Holding the gun.

00:41:52.059 --> 00:41:54.679
I screamed and he dropped the gun on the floor

00:41:54.679 --> 00:42:05.219
and That's all right, Mrs. Breach Can I go now

00:42:05.219 --> 00:42:12.510
yes, man you can go Wait a minute. Mrs. Breach,

00:42:12.750 --> 00:42:19.170
Connie! How dare you call me Connie? You murderer!

00:42:26.349 --> 00:42:30.389
That was your mistake, Derry. You should have

00:42:30.389 --> 00:42:34.750
killed her too. You were just too soft -hearted.

00:42:36.010 --> 00:42:42.159
Or maybe just forgetful. Lieutenant. About what?

00:42:43.380 --> 00:42:47.019
What they say about the female of the species.

00:42:54.739 --> 00:42:59.119
And so the kind -hearted hitman falls victim

00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:03.760
to a revengeful woman. We can only hope that

00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:07.610
justice finally triumphed. That lieutenant gear

00:43:07.610 --> 00:43:10.929
eventually realized the truth about what happened

00:43:10.929 --> 00:43:15.570
in that apartment on East 75th Street Although

00:43:15.570 --> 00:43:20.030
who's to say that mrs. Edward breach isn't already

00:43:20.030 --> 00:43:25.090
in a prison of her own contrivance I'll be back

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shortly We hope you enjoyed this tale of the

00:43:41.059 --> 00:43:44.719
Radio Mystery Theatre. If you come back next

00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:49.219
time, I'm sure we'll have another tale of murder,

00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:54.900
trickery, deceit, terror, and other goodies.

00:43:56.199 --> 00:44:00.059
Our cast included Mike Kellan, Alan Manson, Earl

00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:03.860
Hammond, and Lon Clark. The entire production

00:44:03.860 --> 00:44:07.710
was under the direction of Hyman Brown. This

00:44:07.710 --> 00:44:10.389
is E .G. Marshall inviting you to return to our

00:44:10.389 --> 00:44:13.670
mystery theater for another adventure in the

00:44:13.670 --> 00:44:19.630
macabre. Until next time, pleasant dreams.
