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Welcome. I'm E .G. Marshall. Welcome to the world

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of terrifying imagination. The fear you can hear.

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No breath of it yet as we begin our tale and

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meet Steven and Simon Fairley. The occasion is

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solemn, as death should be. But all else for

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these identical twins is a wild sense of freedom

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and expectation with no hint of the dark disasters

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already forming. as they listen to the words

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of their fathers' last bequests. And that the

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whole of my estate shall be disposed of as follows.

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To Stephen Fairley, my firstborn son, I leave

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all my worldly goods in entirety. Well, thanks

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a hunk for nothing, dear old dad. Well, there

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is a clause that refers to you, Simon. Then let's

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hear it. To my secondborn, Simon, I leave only

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advice. Mend your ways. It is inconceivable to

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me, and has been most of my life, that you could

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be brother to Steven, much less his identical

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twin. Now that's enough, Mr. Holcomb. Well, there

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are some small bequest... No, we can take him

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up later. I'm... I'm really sorry, Simon. Yes,

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so am I, Steven. I never expected the old crook

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to out -fox me. I hope he rots in hell. That's

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a damnable thing to say. Precisely. Since this

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family long ago decided I'm the devil's own,

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why shouldn't I be his advocate? Or apostate?

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To hell with it all, Stephen. And may I be the

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last to join you. Our mystery drama, and death

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makes even Stephen. was written especially for

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the Mystery Theater by Ian Martin and stars Michael

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Tolan and Paul Hecht. I'll be back shortly with

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Act One. It was true of the Fairly Twins. Physically,

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no one could ever tell them apart. But their

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personalities... That was something else again

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Stephen the quiet the considerate the steady

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the accountable Simon the wild the unpredictable

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the often cruel the man of success in nothing

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Except for physical resemblance these two men

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from the same mother seemed the antithesis of

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each other Aren't you going a bit heavy on that

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Simon? Oh, just getting all I can brother dear

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while the getting is good Now that I'm a pumper,

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I must make the most of every opportunity. Don't

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be a fool. Here, give me that. Oh, such a waste.

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But then you can afford it. You've had enough

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today. Besides, I must talk to you. Well, you

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mean there may be a chance that I'm not to be

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cast out and told never to darken the door again?

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Knock it off, Simon. I gotta talk to you, seriously.

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And for Pete's sake, sit down. No, I think I

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prefer to face the coup de grace standing back

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to the wall. unblindfolded and unafraid suit

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yourself but quit clowning and stay away from

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the boo okay okay stevie forgive me it was just

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dad's will i knew he didn't exactly approve of

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me but wow finding out how much really threw

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me for a loop that isn't as bad as it seems there

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was a letter to me he didn't want to leave you

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with nothing simon and he's asked me to set up

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a trust to be administered by me to provide you

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with a decent income Well now I think I I will

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sit down How much the trust or the income now

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the money in the pocket my one -hour older brother?

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That's what I get while you're alive, right?

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Yes a thousand a month tax free Twelve thousand

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shimmering simoleons a year That's a generous

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bequest from a man who could have bought Rhode

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Island and still have had enough left over to

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cut the national debt in half. What would you

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have expected him to do? What he should have

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done, considering who we are. What? Cut the estate

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right down the middle. Left us each a half. You

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know why he'd never have done that. Oh yes, only

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too damn well. I was ten before I was old enough

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to latch onto the truth. Why you were always

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the favorite. No, no, favorite isn't even the

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word. You know, he always blamed me for mother's

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death. He hated me. That isn't true. The shoe

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was somehow on the other foot. Your whole life

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sigh. Expelled from school after school. The

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girl, the car accidents, robberies, beating up

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women. All the things he had to cover for you.

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Yes, to save the precious, fairly name. All the

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things I did to get his attention. To have him

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treat me like a human being instead of a murderer.

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You've been drinking too much. Oh no, Stevie

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Boy. This is Simon Cold Sober. Simple Simon who

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couldn't have his only parents love so he didn't

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know any better thing to do than to reach out

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any way to get him to even notice. We spent most

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of our lives in boarding schools. You think he

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offered me so much more? Yeah, only the whole

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ball of whack. I was talking of love. That's

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a word with no meaning in this house. Even between

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us. What do we really know about each other?

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Except this children we've been separated most

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of the time and I always managed to get the short

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end. Who was drafted while you and dad lived

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at home and you joined the business while I...

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crawled on my belly with the VC trying to do

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what my father didn't have the nerve to do get

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rid of me none of that was my fault no but Becky

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was something else again you were missing in

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action reported killed it was over two years

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sigh I love Becky too and she turned to me yeah

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too bad I returned before the marriage had taken

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place still in my condition then it was hard

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to think of us as identical twins Forty pounds

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difference in weight made quite a difference,

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huh? So she stuck with you and you won as always

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Which brings us back to the immediate problem

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Are you ready to cut the estate right down the

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middle and give me half and don't be ridiculous?

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But you are the brother who is all love the money

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isn't dollars and cents Simon It's the shipping

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business the holding company the import export

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exchange a hundred interlocking all right then

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buy me off A million, a couple of million, out

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of those nice anonymous numbered Swiss bank accounts.

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And then you can do what my father longed his

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whole life to do, forget I ever existed. But

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I still do, no way. Now in three to five years

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you'd blow it all on women and every grifter

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who got next to you with his get -rich -quick

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scheme. No. Father was right. I may have found

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him hard to la - Oh, you worked hard enough to

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toady your way into his affections and perhaps

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I was... Perhaps I was sorry for him. Who is

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to say which of us caused Mother most harm? Caused

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her to die in childbirth? Past history. Oh, no,

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there are only two of us. Come on, Si, won't

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you accept Dad's suggestion and mourn him in

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some decency? Twelve thousand a year? I can't

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live on that. It's free and clear. You have a

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house to live in, food, no living expenses. All

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right, suppose... Suppose I accept we'll make

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it all legal the trust can revert to you if you

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will by your 35th birthday and Becky She's already

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made her choice, but what? Since your unexpected

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return and father's death have delayed our marriage

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and perhaps it's only fair But there's no way

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I can prevent you seeing her again and now that

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you're back to yourself physically And I suppose

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you want to. You know our engagement party is

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a week from tomorrow, but she won't be back from

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New York till then. In spite of father's death,

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we've decided not to call it off. You're invited.

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And if you think you can replace me as the prospective

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groom, what can I do to prevent you? But as far

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as Becky is concerned, if you hurt her in any

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way, twin brother or not, I'll kill you. Now

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I must see about the funeral arrangements. Not

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you, dear brother. I... I'm the one with everything

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to gain. If only I knew the way. Steve! Why are

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you so late? Would you believe a flat tire, tonight

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of all nights? And Becky... It doesn't matter

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now that you're here. But you've got to help

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me, darling. We're gonna have to make a decision.

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About what? Kiss me first. I don't need any invitation

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for that. You've never kissed me like that before.

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There's never been an occasion quite like this.

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It looks as though it isn't going to be the occasion

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we planned it to be. What does that mean? It's

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father. You know how uptight he can get over

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nothing. Nobody better. I grew up with one of

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my own. I never heard you talk like that about

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your father before. Oh, I just... I just meant

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the generation gap. For me, that's what it is,

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Miss Father. He's just laid it out flat. No engagement

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tonight, no announcement, nothing. Then what's

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the party supposed to be for? It isn't even a

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party anymore. It's a sort of memorial service

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for his old friend. He said it would be an insult

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to Justin's memory to have gaiety and fun so

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soon after his funeral. But I want us to be engaged.

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I don't want to wait. Look, I have an even better

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idea. What? Let's you and me slip out right now,

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forget the engagement, and get married. But...

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how? We have no license, or... Look, we're less

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than 20 miles from a state where all we need

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is the fee and two witnesses. Oh, you really

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pull me over, Stephen. That's more the kind of

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thing Simon would do. Well, Simon was a bit of

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a whack, I guess. Simon was a lot worse than

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that. The only thing that I could tell you about

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your brother's... Well... That's past history.

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How is he now? The very picture of health. It's

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unbelievable. When he got back from prison camp,

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I... I could hardly recognize him. He had a rough

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time. I know. And that's why I was so ashamed

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of myself for... For what? Don't... don't tell

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this to anyone, Steve. But I... I always used

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to be so scared after... after Simon and I had

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broken off and it was you and me. Scared of what?

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Just hold me. You're so uncannily alike. Even

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I, who know you both so well, was scared I might

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not be able to tell a difference. Oh, darling,

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what a terrible thing to have to say or even

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think. Don't think it. Put it out of your thoughts.

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I can't. It's eerie, terrifying to even consider

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I could ever mistake my kind, gentle, loving

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Stephen for that. Wild, brutal twin who would

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have destroyed... Shh, darling. Don't look back.

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Kiss me, and then let's take off together. Oh,

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Steve, I can't. That would be against here. Then

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kiss me. No, not, not... I said kiss me! You...

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You're not Stephen. Stephen would never... Stephen!

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I've been looking for you everywhere, Becky.

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Oh, I wish you'd found me sooner. What's going

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on here? It doesn't matter now that you're here.

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Seeing you together, there's no doubt that a

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private... What is it? Look at that lousy brother

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of mine. Steven, don't be silly. He was just

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congratulating me. He's a little enthusiastic

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for just an engagement, wasn't it? I haven't

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told you the news yet, Steven. It isn't our engagement

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we're announcing tonight. What? It's our wedding,

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and as soon as possible, unless you object. No.

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Of course not, but your father... Are you leaving

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me? I'll arrange everything. If you leave, I'll

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follow. When is the day? Just as fast as we can

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get the license. Like day after tomorrow, or

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the one after that at the latest. I wish you

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didn't have to go, Steve. We should have been

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the party tail -enders. I gotta get Simon home.

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He's practically out cold. Come on, Simon. Come

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on, get in. No, no, the driver's seat. You're

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in no condition to drive. Well, you're a lousy

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driver. I'm better at the wheel than you drunk

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or sober. Would you get in the car? Now, Cole,

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I hope someone's up to help lug him up to bed.

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Well, good night, darling. Good night. Drive

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carefully. The fog coming up. Yeah, I will. Goodbye,

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my, uh, my almost wife. Goodbye, my almost husband.

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I'll show them all. What? Yeah, I'll have her

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if I want. I'll take everything you fucking want.

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You can't do it to me. Will you shut up, Simon?

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Will you just go back to sleep? Huh? Hey, the

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VC got a roadblock, Lieutenant. Huh? Yeah, I

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feel it in my bones right around the next bend.

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So stop the convoy. I want to stop the... Steve.

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Where are we? All right, all right. Take it easy,

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Simon. We're just on the way home. How come I'm

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not driving? Because you passed out. Well, the

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road. Where's the road? We're off the road. Cut

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it out, you fool. It's just off the road. No,

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no. Off the road. Back to the left. Would you

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like to back it back to the left? We've got to

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go left. Going right into the ditch. After the

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protesting scream of rubber, the quiet in the

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forest is a stillness so thick it would almost

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be touched. A rabbit stands frozen before flight.

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The birds perch on the limbs, heads cocked, as

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if waiting to decide which direction danger will

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come from. The only thing moving now is one of

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the twins, climbing from the twisted wreck. What?

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Which one? I'll return shortly with Act Two.

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The birds have risen and are off in a whir of

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wings. The rabbit has long since reached the

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safety of his warrant before Simon Fairley has

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determined that the blood dripping in his eyes

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is from a minor gash in the forehead. And the

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rest of his aches and pains are just contusions

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and bruises. Only now does he go to look at his

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brother, pinned between the steering wheel and

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the seat cushion. Steve? Steve, are you all right?

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You're not dead you can't be Dead It would solve

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everything it would all be mine had no blame

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for me. He was driving Steve Steve do you hear

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me? Damn it's so difficult to get at your heart

00:16:11.990 --> 00:16:22.759
to hear Can't feel any pulse No more second -class

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citizen. I'd be number one at last. The house,

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the money, even... No. No, not Becky. She's beyond

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me. Unless... I could get away with it. I already

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did before I got careless and Steve turned up.

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Yes, that's it. That's the way. Make an exchange.

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Just get Steve out of his seat into mine. It's

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gonna work it's all going to be mine What what

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happened Steve you're You're alive. Yeah, I guess

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so How are you? Hey, you're bleeding, huh? Oh,

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I just I just cut my head a little. It's nothing.

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Oh, I can't get up. I think I sprained my ankle.

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Maybe I broke it. Here, give me your hands, all

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right? Some sort of jagged rock under my back.

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Could you move it or help me up? Let me see.

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It's just a rock. Let me get rid of it and then...

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Get rid of it? Or use it? What are you waiting

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for? I, uh... I'm not waiting any longer. Well

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then, for the love of... This time, you are dead.

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But not Steven. Simon. No time to wait around.

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There's plenty to do before someone finds you.

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Go around and break the windshield. No, no, not

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from the outside. The inside. Steve into my seat

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and get into the driver's seat till someone finds

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me. All right, fellas, finish up with the pictures

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and then get those two guys free. I'll try to

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move them. The ambulance will be here any moment.

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You can come back down there. Okay, Miss, nothing

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for you. Move along. Oh, Sergeant, please. You've

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got to let me get through to Steven. Stephen

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who? Stephen Fairley. I heard about the accident.

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You know Stephen Fairley? We're going to be married

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next week. Okay, cut your motor. Come on out.

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Look, Miss... Elizabeth Rundell. Oh, sure. I

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thought I recognized you. Well, what is it, Sergeant?

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Can't you take me to the car? He's not badly

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hurt. Look, Miss Rundell. Do you happen to know

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who was driving the car? Yes, as a matter of

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fact, they do. It was Steven's. You sure of that?

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Quite. They'd only just left an engagement party

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at my house, and Simon had had too much to drink,

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so Steven took the wheel. They look so like each

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other, I can't blame you for not... They don't

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look nothing like each other now, my lady. Well,

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they're not... Steven isn't dead. The passenger

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is dead, the driver is alive. That's your guy.

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How bad off he is, we won't know until we get

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him to the hospital. Nurse? No, Steve. It's me,

00:19:59.819 --> 00:20:05.099
it's Becky. I'm... I'm sorry. You want the nurse?

00:20:05.660 --> 00:20:08.460
No, no. It's just this bandage. It's half over

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my eyes. You'll be able to tell me from Simon

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from now on easily with this scar I've got over

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my eyes. Haven't they... Haven't they told you

00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:22.000
about Simon yet? What do you mean, told me? He

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wasn't... He... Oh my God, now... Now I remember.

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I was... I was half out when they found me, but

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I... His head must have gone right through the

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windshield. Is... Is he dead? Yes. You're a foolish

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kid. It's all my fault. I should have put the

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seatbelt on it. Oh, darling, don't blame yourself.

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Just tell me what happened. It was the damn fog

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and Simon's drinking. I was taking it quite easy,

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but you know that big hollow on Hillsdale Road

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shortly after Grey's Corner? Mm -hmm. Well, just

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as we hit that, the fog was like a smoke screen.

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And at the same time, Simon woke up from some

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drunken dream about Vietnam and went crazy. He

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grabbed the steering wheel and threw us right

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off the road and into the tree before I had a

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chance to break. The wheel and the seatbelt saved

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me. Although I did take a pretty good crack across

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the forehead, but Simon... Well, forget about

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that now, dear. It's over and done with. Just

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let's get you well home. Oh, I'm fine, Becky.

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I've gotten a clean bill of health. Nothing broken,

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just a few bruises and a little embroidery above

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my eyes. You think you can manage a slightly

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piebald groom with a bandage headband? Oh, now

00:21:39.740 --> 00:21:42.730
look, Stevie. We can't have the wedding as we

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planned it now. Why not? Well, how would it look?

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I don't care how it looks. It was my father and

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brother and there was little love lost among

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us. I can tell you the truth now, dear. But I

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thought you and your father... My father was

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a hard man. Selfish, domineering, insensitive.

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He was more like a machine than a man. He was

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proud of me not because I was his son but because

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I was his heir. Something to perpetuate the fairly

00:22:07.849 --> 00:22:12.029
name. Some sort of... Pseudo -Immortality. Well,

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I'll make it up. I'll make it up to you. The

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past, Steve. Our future will be a long and lovely

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one. With no twins? Well, I can't promise that.

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Well, they skip generations. Now look, you run

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along and plan something lovely to wear for tonight.

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Tonight? Yes, darling. I've already arranged

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the whole thing with Cook and Butler. You and

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I are having our engagement dinner alone at the

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house tonight. I'll send Gray with the car to

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pick you up at 7 .30. And please forgive me for

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troubling you with affairs of state, so to speak,

00:22:54.779 --> 00:22:56.880
the very day you're out of the hospital. That's

00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:58.559
all right, Mr. Holcomb, but I am a little short

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of time. Yes, of course, by all means. What I

00:23:02.259 --> 00:23:05.589
need is a number of signatures from you. Signatures?

00:23:05.650 --> 00:23:09.950
No, just some legal papers and certified checks

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which can't wait. Damn. Well, look, you'll have

00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:15.470
to give me a day or so until they can take the

00:23:15.470 --> 00:23:18.009
bandage off this right hand of mine. I can't

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sign anything until they do. Oh, my apologies.

00:23:20.930 --> 00:23:23.569
I hadn't realized, of course, that everything

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can be delayed. Except for one thing. What? Well,

00:23:30.289 --> 00:23:32.430
there's a piece of... Correspondence, I don't

00:23:32.430 --> 00:23:35.529
quite understand. Apparently some sort of a private

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deal between you and Pessin Joglu and Company.

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Who? Pessin Joglu and Company, a Turkish import

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-export firm with whom we have some dealings.

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You know, Persian rugs, tabare, ancient jewelry,

00:23:50.710 --> 00:23:54.369
inlaid cabinets, silk screens, objects of many

00:23:54.369 --> 00:23:59.039
discopiance. But I don't know what... Consignment,

00:23:59.380 --> 00:24:02.279
this letter, opened by mistake after your father's

00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:06.319
death, refers to... Damn this forehead bandit,

00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:11.559
you read it to me. Oh yes, very well. Oh, omitting

00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:16.740
the formal address. It reads... Dear Stefanos,

00:24:16.859 --> 00:24:21.059
we are still awaiting payment, consignment YB382

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-7. We are informed that delivery has been received.

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Unless your check for $48 ,000 or equivalent

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reaches us within the week, we will be forced

00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.579
to take action against you. We know this must

00:24:36.579 --> 00:24:39.779
only be an oversight of your sincerity, Demetrius

00:24:39.779 --> 00:24:44.299
Peasant. Why don't you just pay it? Mr. Fairley,

00:24:44.460 --> 00:24:46.759
no one else in the company knows anything about

00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:51.960
this consignment, except you. Me? Well, of course.

00:24:51.980 --> 00:24:54.670
Look, it's a perfectly normal deal. Just... Just

00:24:54.670 --> 00:24:57.230
pay him the money. Oh, a check that size would

00:24:57.230 --> 00:25:00.170
have to be count assigned by you, sir. And with

00:25:00.170 --> 00:25:02.450
your hand... Well, by tomorrow, I may be able

00:25:02.450 --> 00:25:06.089
to manage. Have we time? According to the letter,

00:25:06.289 --> 00:25:08.470
to the end of the week or the beginning of next,

00:25:08.630 --> 00:25:12.509
I don't think it's that important. All that puzzles

00:25:12.509 --> 00:25:16.650
me is the nature of such an expensive secret

00:25:16.650 --> 00:25:22.109
and... Shall we say a personal concern? I don't

00:25:22.109 --> 00:25:24.150
think I have to account to you for that. Oh,

00:25:24.150 --> 00:25:26.789
not to me, but eventually when the books are

00:25:26.789 --> 00:25:28.609
out... You must know it was a wedding present

00:25:28.609 --> 00:25:33.490
for my wife. Wife -to -be, that is. It was my

00:25:33.490 --> 00:25:36.569
father's idea. A necklace. Apparently he got

00:25:36.569 --> 00:25:39.099
sick before he issued the check. Is there any

00:25:39.099 --> 00:25:41.960
reason why I can't close this matter? No, no,

00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.000
no, not at all. Everything is yours now, Stephen,

00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:51.619
eh? Well, I mustn't delay you. You will be postponing

00:25:51.619 --> 00:25:55.319
the wedding this Saturday, I suppose. No. Well,

00:25:55.779 --> 00:25:57.680
but there's scarcely time for your brother's

00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.240
funeral. It was Simon's desire to be cremated.

00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:02.839
It's already been done. There will be no funeral.

00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:06.380
Ah, I see. Perhaps you're right, Stephen. There's

00:26:06.380 --> 00:26:09.539
been enough sorrow for you in the past few days.

00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:13.500
You have a right to some happiness. That briefcase

00:26:13.500 --> 00:26:15.420
is very heavy. I'll carry it to your car for

00:26:15.420 --> 00:26:17.819
you. Well, perhaps it's better I leave it here.

00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:20.720
Then you can sign at your leisure. Good idea.

00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:23.740
And now... Oh, yes. Now, of course, I must be

00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:27.759
off. Well, I expect you'll be taking a honeymoon,

00:26:28.019 --> 00:26:32.349
you and Becky. So we won't be seeing you at the

00:26:32.349 --> 00:26:35.369
office for quite a while. No, not for quite a

00:26:35.369 --> 00:26:39.309
while. Here you are, Mr. Holcomb. Let me help

00:26:39.309 --> 00:26:44.910
you in. Ah, thank you. Now, call me as soon as

00:26:44.910 --> 00:26:51.349
you're ready with those signatures. The signature.

00:26:52.230 --> 00:26:54.269
I better get up to Steve's room and start learning

00:26:54.269 --> 00:26:58.269
to copy it. And what the devil is that business

00:26:58.269 --> 00:27:01.200
with the tape? I've got to get away from here

00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:03.579
fast. There's so many things I don't know about

00:27:03.579 --> 00:27:06.400
Steve. Everything's working too well to make

00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:10.519
any mistakes now. I guess I have time to go through

00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:14.880
Steve's desk before I have to get dressed. Damn!

00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:19.180
It's locked! Naturally, Simon. Among your other

00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:22.180
unpleasant characteristics, you've always been

00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:26.799
a sneaky little snoop. Steve! Not exactly in

00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:46.190
the flesh, of course, thanks to you. Only the

00:27:46.190 --> 00:27:49.869
mouth and the chin and the hair matted now with

00:27:49.869 --> 00:27:53.650
dry blood would serve to identify Steve. The

00:27:53.650 --> 00:27:57.160
rest of the face is a horror of torn flesh. and

00:27:57.160 --> 00:28:00.420
the white shards of shattered bone, out of which

00:28:00.420 --> 00:28:04.279
wreckage stares the one uninjured eye, pouring

00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.859
with deadly intensity into the terrified face

00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:11.119
of the man who was once his image. I'll return

00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:28.259
shortly with Act 3. and fascinated by that single

00:28:28.259 --> 00:28:31.819
hypnotizing eye, Simon is forced for what seems

00:28:31.819 --> 00:28:35.339
an eternity to focus on his twin's ruined face.

00:28:36.140 --> 00:28:40.059
The mocking smile and the white even teeth. A

00:28:40.059 --> 00:28:42.440
ghastly contrast which multiplies the horror

00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:46.119
of the broken skull above them. At last, with

00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:49.240
a supreme effort, he tears his eyes away to find

00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:51.779
himself staring at the reflection of his own

00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:56.400
countenance in the mirror above the desk. Oh,

00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:58.819
God, no. Don't cover your face, little brother.

00:28:59.339 --> 00:29:01.900
Leave me at least with a memory of how I once

00:29:01.900 --> 00:29:05.519
looked. You're dead. Cremated. You can't be here.

00:29:05.559 --> 00:29:08.700
As I said, not in the flesh, but, uh, we are

00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:11.579
hatched from the same egg, Simon. You can't get

00:29:11.579 --> 00:29:15.440
rid of me so easily. I shall always be with you,

00:29:15.700 --> 00:29:20.019
uh, in spirit, shall we say? No. No, leave me

00:29:20.019 --> 00:29:25.279
alone. I will. When it serves me. Or you. Steve,

00:29:25.740 --> 00:29:29.759
I didn't mean to. Of course you did. I might

00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:31.579
possibly have done the same if our positions

00:29:31.579 --> 00:29:34.319
had been reversed. What? You have a lot to learn

00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:36.940
about me, little brother, which you would have

00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:41.680
in time. To avoid breaking open my desk, let

00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:46.559
me offer you the key. Steve, I can't rummage

00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:50.420
through your things now. The key? Take it. Why

00:29:50.420 --> 00:29:53.599
not? And since time is short before the dinner,

00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:57.359
I'll even help you understand a little better.

00:29:58.299 --> 00:30:05.119
Open the desk. Left -hand pigeonholes are a false

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:11.599
front. No, no, here, let me. There are all my

00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:15.380
secrets. Now, while you read them, I'll tell

00:30:15.380 --> 00:30:19.480
you about the most important items. But, why,

00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:21.960
why are you helping me? Because I want you quite

00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.420
as thoroughly damned as I am. I'll make it brief,

00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:29.319
as you read. Demetrios is in the drug business.

00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.579
For years I have used father's impeccably accredited

00:30:32.579 --> 00:30:36.539
import firm to cover for deliveries. You... you

00:30:36.539 --> 00:30:38.579
in drugs? You'll find the evidence in the papers

00:30:38.579 --> 00:30:44.519
you're leafing through. Wicked Simon, the black

00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:48.319
sheep. Stupid Simon, really. We were twins in

00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:51.539
more than the outward look, believe me. The difference

00:30:51.539 --> 00:30:53.799
was that you didn't have enough sense to bury

00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:56.720
your faults. I was smart enough to keep them

00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.359
covered up. But not smart enough to realize you

00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:03.059
had as little squibbles as I had when it came

00:31:03.059 --> 00:31:05.940
to the point. Alright, so you lost. Why not let

00:31:05.940 --> 00:31:09.460
me have my innings now? Why not? I'll even be

00:31:09.460 --> 00:31:12.440
of help. Until you have studied my signature

00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:15.279
enough to mask it, I'll even sign your papers

00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:19.490
for you. No, don't worry. The hand that guides

00:31:19.490 --> 00:31:22.009
the pen may be of the spirit world, but the pen

00:31:22.009 --> 00:31:26.450
and ink are finite enough. Go on. Get ready for

00:31:26.450 --> 00:31:30.910
romance. This... this letter that came from your

00:31:30.910 --> 00:31:34.650
Demetrius, shall I... shall I pay this? Oh, let

00:31:34.650 --> 00:31:39.289
me see. Oh, that double -dealing crook. Nah,

00:31:39.289 --> 00:31:41.710
don't pay him a cent. I've already made arrangements

00:31:41.710 --> 00:31:44.349
so that he will be paid in full. Yeah, free...

00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:51.140
And you? I will not be so easy to forget, dear

00:31:51.140 --> 00:31:54.000
twin brother. We are bound together by special

00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:58.160
hoops of steel. As long as I walk this house,

00:31:58.700 --> 00:32:02.900
I shall be unavoidably hard to escape. Well,

00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:05.660
go on. It's time for you to be all that Becky

00:32:05.660 --> 00:32:10.579
expects of me. Of you? Aren't I what you hope

00:32:10.579 --> 00:32:20.950
to become? It's really too hot for a fire, but

00:32:20.950 --> 00:32:23.809
I couldn't resist it. I find it irresistibly

00:32:23.809 --> 00:32:26.730
romantic, even if I were bathed in sweat, which

00:32:26.730 --> 00:32:30.089
I'm not. Can I make you another drink? No, thank

00:32:30.089 --> 00:32:33.069
you. I want to enjoy this dinner and remember

00:32:33.069 --> 00:32:35.470
it. There's champagne. I'd be disappointed if

00:32:35.470 --> 00:32:37.930
there worked. I don't want ever to disappoint

00:32:37.930 --> 00:32:42.430
you, darling. Oh, my darling Steve. Not you,

00:32:42.609 --> 00:32:48.089
ever. I'll try to live up to your expectations.

00:32:49.209 --> 00:32:53.250
Do you love me? I love you. I've always loved

00:32:53.250 --> 00:32:56.309
you. Now that I came so close to losing you,

00:32:56.329 --> 00:32:59.690
I love you even more. Oh, it's a terrible thing

00:32:59.690 --> 00:33:02.970
to say, I know, but thank God it was Simon instead

00:33:02.970 --> 00:33:05.269
of you. Shh, darling. Let's not spoil the evening.

00:33:06.170 --> 00:33:07.869
I've sent all the servants out, you know. We're

00:33:07.869 --> 00:33:10.809
all alone. You sure you don't want another drink?

00:33:11.430 --> 00:33:16.970
No. But can I make a confession? Of course. I'm

00:33:16.970 --> 00:33:23.170
famished. Mademoiselle, a selfie. May I escort

00:33:23.170 --> 00:33:27.390
you to your table? Thank you, Monsieur. Oh, Stephen.

00:33:28.150 --> 00:33:32.470
How pretty the table is. My favorite roses. But

00:33:32.470 --> 00:33:36.390
why... Why what, Becky? Why is it set for...

00:33:36.390 --> 00:33:40.910
for three? You don't mind my joining you, Simon,

00:33:41.029 --> 00:33:44.349
do you? Suitably dressed. White tie and tail.

00:33:45.019 --> 00:33:48.380
The face mask I thought was a stroke of genius.

00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:52.519
It hides the damage so nicely. Did you say something,

00:33:52.859 --> 00:33:56.940
Steve? Damn Joseph, he's in his dotage. I suppose

00:33:56.940 --> 00:33:58.480
he's so accustomed to setting for three that

00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:01.539
he just... Don't blame the poor butler. I set

00:34:01.539 --> 00:34:03.980
the third place. Damn you! I won't have it! There's

00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:08.239
only... Steve! Steve, what is it? I'm sorry,

00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:11.219
Vicki. I can't help it. It's all spoiled now.

00:34:11.780 --> 00:34:13.320
But let's get out of here and eat somewhere else.

00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:24.670
I... Gotta get away from this house. Steve, you're

00:34:24.670 --> 00:34:28.590
not eating a thing. I'm sorry, dear dear. I know

00:34:28.590 --> 00:34:30.690
it must be foolish to you, but that extra chair

00:34:30.690 --> 00:34:34.389
set for a dinner, it threw me. Well, it was unfortunate,

00:34:34.409 --> 00:34:36.210
I know, and you wanted everything to be just

00:34:36.210 --> 00:34:39.349
right. But don't blame poor old Joseph too much.

00:34:40.030 --> 00:34:41.969
After all these years of setting the table for

00:34:41.969 --> 00:34:46.730
you and your father... Simon. That's what did

00:34:46.730 --> 00:34:49.230
it to me. See, I could see him sitting in that

00:34:49.230 --> 00:34:52.809
chair with his face. You didn't see him after

00:34:52.809 --> 00:34:54.949
the accident, thank God, but he... Steve, it

00:34:54.949 --> 00:34:57.510
wasn't your fault. He was the one who grabbed

00:34:57.510 --> 00:34:59.210
the wheel and pulled you off the road into the

00:34:59.210 --> 00:35:04.150
tree, wasn't he? Simon. Yes, Simon was the one,

00:35:04.230 --> 00:35:06.510
all right. That's true enough. So you mustn't

00:35:06.510 --> 00:35:09.389
take the blame. As long as I've lived in that

00:35:09.389 --> 00:35:12.489
house, he'll haunt it. The memory of him, the

00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:15.130
battered face. Well, we'll solve all that. You

00:35:15.130 --> 00:35:17.349
won't live in the house. You'll move out to a

00:35:17.349 --> 00:35:19.329
hotel tonight, and after we're married on Saturday,

00:35:19.690 --> 00:35:21.230
when we come home from the honeymoon, we'll buy

00:35:21.230 --> 00:35:23.989
a new house. Hey, wait. I... I have an even better

00:35:23.989 --> 00:35:29.130
idea. Maybe we'll never come back. Never? Maybe

00:35:29.130 --> 00:35:32.210
we'll settle in Rome or Paris or the Costa del

00:35:32.210 --> 00:35:35.710
Sol. Or just travel. I've always wanted to see

00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:39.730
Mont Saint -Michel and the Tivoli and Taj Mahal.

00:35:39.750 --> 00:35:43.130
That's my girl. That's what we'll do free souls

00:35:43.130 --> 00:35:47.010
with never a look behind Becky Becky we've got

00:35:47.010 --> 00:36:02.050
it made you and me from here on in Oh God you

00:36:02.050 --> 00:36:05.530
again always always my dear twin we're prisoners

00:36:05.530 --> 00:36:09.010
in the same jail What does that mean this house?

00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.239
Oh, I know you think you're escaping it for a

00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:14.679
while, but that's only temporary. Take it from

00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:18.059
me. Becky and I are off for a honeymoon. Of course.

00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:21.219
Not till Saturday, though. That seemed a little

00:36:21.219 --> 00:36:24.099
early to be packing. Might as well start sometime.

00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:27.039
You seem to be planning to take quite a wardrobe.

00:36:27.139 --> 00:36:29.579
Well, on a ship, there's plenty of room. Plenty

00:36:29.579 --> 00:36:33.699
of distance between here and there. What do you

00:36:33.699 --> 00:36:36.659
mean, there? Oh, wherever. What were they, Rome?

00:36:37.059 --> 00:36:40.139
Paris? Mont -Saint -Michel, the Taj Mahal, the

00:36:40.139 --> 00:36:43.380
very poetic one. Damn you! Do you know everything?

00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:46.679
One of the few advantages of being a ghost. And

00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.780
you? You can go everywhere? No, there are limitations.

00:36:51.619 --> 00:36:54.869
Now, I'm tied to this house. And you're welcome

00:36:54.869 --> 00:36:58.090
to it. Thank you, Simon. Or should I call you

00:36:58.090 --> 00:37:00.849
Stephen? Oh, it's so confusing since you switched

00:37:00.849 --> 00:37:03.929
identities. Which, by the by, reminds me. While

00:37:03.929 --> 00:37:06.550
you were dining and making all your escape plans,

00:37:06.789 --> 00:37:09.949
I signed all the papers Old Lawyer Holcomb left

00:37:09.949 --> 00:37:14.889
so you are free to go. I, uh... I suppose I should

00:37:14.889 --> 00:37:18.449
say thank you. Call it my wedding gift. What

00:37:18.449 --> 00:37:20.989
about the check for that Demetrius or whatever

00:37:20.989 --> 00:37:24.099
his name was? Oh, forget about that. That was

00:37:24.099 --> 00:37:28.460
a private deal. He doesn't need your check. Other

00:37:28.460 --> 00:37:31.280
arrangements have been made to satisfy that debt,

00:37:31.659 --> 00:37:36.679
believe me. So, this, as the word goes, is goodbye.

00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:40.059
Yes. I'm sorry I won't be able to attend the

00:37:40.059 --> 00:37:43.639
wedding and give the bride away. I never intend

00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:47.860
to come near this house again. Pity. I'm afraid

00:37:47.860 --> 00:37:58.960
you're going to be disappointed. You like the

00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:01.300
cabin all right, Becky? I couldn't be more pleased.

00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:04.760
How about your new husband? Ditto. Well, just

00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:08.699
keep feeling that way. Darling, you'll have to

00:38:08.699 --> 00:38:11.199
excuse me for a minute. Why? I don't know. The

00:38:11.199 --> 00:38:12.920
assistant purser just told me someone from the

00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:14.960
office needs an OK or something before we sail.

00:38:15.380 --> 00:38:16.860
He doesn't have a pass, so they wouldn't let

00:38:16.860 --> 00:38:20.480
him aboard. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Don't

00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:22.639
miss getting back on the boat. Don't you worry.

00:38:22.940 --> 00:38:31.329
It took me long enough to catch it. Mr. Hood?

00:38:31.829 --> 00:38:34.750
Yeah. You from Fairleigh Company, son? Yeah,

00:38:34.750 --> 00:38:37.570
right. You were Stephen Fairleigh? Yes. Good.

00:38:37.590 --> 00:38:41.210
I got a message from you from my boss. Will we

00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:43.710
step over here to my car? Well, the boat's too

00:38:43.710 --> 00:38:46.269
near sailing. You just tell me here. At the car.

00:38:47.590 --> 00:38:49.989
I just play real cool, Mr. Fairleigh, and don't

00:38:49.989 --> 00:38:53.489
make any sudden moves. The jab, you feel, is

00:38:53.489 --> 00:38:58.360
the muzzle of a short barrel 38. Okay. Should

00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:08.079
we step over to the car? Where? Where are you

00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:11.719
taking me? Little spot on the Jersey Flats. Ain't

00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:14.300
exactly quicksand, but you'd be surprised how

00:39:14.300 --> 00:39:17.000
fast that slime sucks up a body that ain't moving.

00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:20.699
You're... you're not gonna kill me. You know,

00:39:21.099 --> 00:39:24.320
dope is a funny game. Using your business as

00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:26.619
a front was a great way for us to get the stuff

00:39:26.619 --> 00:39:30.670
in. But when you try the old double R, Mr. P,

00:39:31.130 --> 00:39:35.250
that was crazy, Steven. No, look, you don't understand.

00:39:35.929 --> 00:39:39.090
I'm not Steven. What? Steven is dead. I'm Simon.

00:39:39.210 --> 00:39:41.909
I had nothing to do with this. No, look, when

00:39:41.909 --> 00:39:44.130
we had the automobile accident, all I did was

00:39:44.130 --> 00:39:46.690
change places. I mean, Steven was driving and

00:39:46.690 --> 00:39:49.590
I was... Oh, for God's sake, look, I just got

00:39:49.590 --> 00:39:52.210
married. My wife is... Please, you better listen!

00:39:54.510 --> 00:39:57.380
Okay. Dump them in the swamp and let's get out

00:39:57.380 --> 00:40:04.820
of here, Giorgio. Well, here we are, Simon. Back

00:40:04.820 --> 00:40:07.960
home again. Table set for two this time. That's

00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:12.059
all there is. The rest are gone. Just you and

00:40:12.059 --> 00:40:16.980
me. I know how it feels, but you might as well

00:40:16.980 --> 00:40:21.719
face it. Eternity is such a long time. And since

00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:24.500
we were twins, it seemed a shame... Simon was

00:40:24.500 --> 00:40:28.820
alive and Stephen dead. This way, I'm still dead,

00:40:29.860 --> 00:40:38.360
but even Stephen. A footnote to the tale you

00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:42.599
just heard. Mr. Hood's quagmire proved less effective

00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:46.019
than its reputation, and Simon's body was recovered.

00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:49.400
Since he had served in the army, an examination

00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.639
of his fingerprints established the deception.

00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:55.300
about the death of the twins. The tangled result

00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:57.599
of the estate is unimportant since there was

00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:00.559
no heir. But at least Becky gained a measure

00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:03.159
of peace in finding out that she had not tied

00:41:03.159 --> 00:41:06.559
her life to a man who would have ruined it. I'll

00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:20.920
be back shortly. Whenever the dead try to control

00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:25.449
the living, The seeds of disaster are sown. At

00:41:25.449 --> 00:41:27.730
the beginning of our tale, Justine Fairly lay

00:41:27.730 --> 00:41:31.269
in his bed, whitened with the wax of death, his

00:41:31.269 --> 00:41:33.369
stubborn mind at peace with the thought that

00:41:33.369 --> 00:41:37.530
he had settled the future of his twin sons. Six

00:41:37.530 --> 00:41:40.730
transit Gloria Mundi so passed the triumphs of

00:41:40.730 --> 00:41:43.849
this world. He could no more control the accident

00:41:43.849 --> 00:41:47.949
of their birth than he could their deaths. Our

00:41:47.949 --> 00:41:50.570
cast included Michael Toland, Paul Hecht, Joan

00:41:50.570 --> 00:41:53.940
Lovejoy, and Ian Martin. The entire production

00:41:53.940 --> 00:41:56.960
was under the direction of Hyman Brown. This

00:41:56.960 --> 00:41:59.500
is E .G. Marshall inviting you to return to our

00:41:59.500 --> 00:42:02.599
mystery theater for another adventure in the

00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:08.280
macabre. Until next time, pleasant dreams.
