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Come in. Welcome. I'm E .G. Marshall. Welcome

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to The Sound of Suspense. Welcome to the fear

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you can hear. But mostly, welcome to the world

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of terrifying imagination. In this story, you're

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going to meet what some people call a shutter

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bug. You know what a shutter bug is. The kind

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of person who never goes anywhere without a camera

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swinging from a strap around his neck. Who is

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never content unless they're aiming a lens in

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your direction, whether you want to be photographed

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or not. But unfortunately, this particular bug

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is the kind that many people want to crush under

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their feet. We all want to get rid of Kellerman.

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We want to kill him. And so do you. That's a

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lie. You hate his guts as much as we do, Mr.

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Bailey. Why don't you admit it? Of course I hate

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him. But that doesn't mean I'm ready to commit...

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murder. Well, we're ready, Mr. Bailey. And you'd

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better be, too. Our mystery drama, Our Choice

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of Witnesses, was written especially for the

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Mystery Theatre by Henry Slesser and stars Paul

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Hecht. It begins on a warm day in early spring.

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The kind of day which tempts office workers to

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leave their desks and stroll through the nearest

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park on the noon hour. Among the strollers is

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an amiable young man named Gordon Bailey who

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is enjoying the sunshine so much that he's taken

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a sandwich lunch to a park bench. He knows it's

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not going to be a very good sandwich. His wife

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Pam prepared it with her own loving hands. And

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even after two years of marriage, Pam seems unable

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to cope. with even a hard -boiled egg. Oh, excuse

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me, mister. Okay if I sit down here? Oh, yeah,

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sure. Plenty of room. Thanks. Nice day, isn't

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it? Yeah. It's about time we had some good weather.

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That's a good idea. I mean, bringing your lunches

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apart. Oh, that's my wife's idea. We're on an

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economy drive. Yeah, money's tight these days.

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Very tight. What line of work did you say you

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were in? Oh, I think I said I was in the insurance

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business. No kidding Well now that's what I call

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a good business. Oh, excuse me Hey, that ought

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to be a cute picture, huh that little squirrel

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up there cute as a bug, huh? Do you like to take

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pictures of squirrels? Well me I like to take

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pictures of everything In fact, I do this for

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a living. Oh, you're a professional photographer

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kind of I make a buck out of it sometimes. I

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suppose you sell pictures to the newspapers.

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Oh, no, no, I never sold no pictures of papers.

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I sell them to people. Well, I guess I'll be

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heading back for work. Wait just a minute, Mr.

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Bailey. I don't remember telling you my name.

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I guess I know your name on a kind of the badge.

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What are you talking about? The badge you wore

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at the convention at the hotel in Atlantic City.

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Oh, wait a minute. You were at the Insurance

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Convention last month? Yeah, I was there. I get

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a lot of good pictures at conventions. Some of

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my best. I see. Or, uh, maybe I don't. Well,

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you know how it is. Bunch of guys get away from

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home, away from their wife. They do a lot of

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crazy things. Oh, uh, would you like to see the

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picture? Of the Insurance Convention? I'll tell

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you the truth, Mr., uh... My name is Kellerman.

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Frankly, I just don't understand why you'd be

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carrying around pictures of a bunch of drunken

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insurance, man Yeah, you were gassed all right.

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I never seen anybody more gassed than you or

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mr. Bailey You don't mean you have pictures of

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me. Yeah, that's how I was trying to tell you

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you like to see them. They're real beauts I Don't

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think I ever took better mr. Bailey All right.

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Let me see them. Oh, yeah sure Here they are

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another pocket here. Yeah Look at this one Oh,

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no. She was really stacked, huh? How did you

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get this? Well, I told you with my trusty little

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camera. But how? Hey, come on. What do you think?

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I'm not giving away no professional secrets.

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You were in that hotel room. She let you into

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that room, didn't she? You must have been hiding

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someplace. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't do that.

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Don't care that much. What do you think I'm gonna

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do with them? Aw, come on, Mr. Bailey. You know

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I got negatives. I can print up 2 ,000 of them

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if I want. What is this? Blackmail or something?

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No, no, no, it's like a business deal. That's

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all I Figured I got some pictures that you want

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to buy And I got him to sell how much did you

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pay her for the privilege of being in that room?

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The question is how much are you willing to pay?

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I? Mean so your wife don't get a complete set

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Look Are you willing to sell me the negatives

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I didn't say that I Got a different kind of deal

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of mine You know what would happen if I told

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the police about this? Well, a guy did that to

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me once. It was a meatpackers convention. He

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called the cops, they hauled me in. I said I

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was just a photographer working at the convention,

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that's all. I was selling pictures of the guys

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there. He couldn't prove nothing against me on

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a vacante, you know why? It was true. I am a

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photographer, I do wait conventions. I saw regular

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type pictures, too. But they're not as profitable

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as these, are they? You know, that guy became

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one of my steadiest customers. Only then his

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wife divorced him anyway. Wouldn't make no more

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payments. Payments? Are you saying this is a

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regular thing? How much you iron at that insurance

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company? I figure a young guy like you, they

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pay about 15, 18 ,000 a year, am I right? Listen

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to me, Kellerman. The woman at that convention,

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I... I didn't want to get mixed up with her.

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I was just so tied. I didn't know what I was

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doing. Oh, hey, you don't have to tell me about

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stuff like that, Mr. Bailey. I've been around

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plenty. I know how guys are. No, no, no, no.

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You don't understand. Look, I'm only married

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two years. I love my wife very much. And the

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only reason I got into that stupid mess was because

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of my boss. I didn't want to insult him. He was

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drunker than I was. Oh, come on, Mr. Bailey.

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You don't have to explain nothing to me. I know

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you don't want that nice little wife of yours

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to see these dainty pictures. And I don't want

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to show them to her. Believe me. She'd never

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understand. Pam would never... Listen. Listen,

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I'll tell you what. I'll give you a flat price

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for the negatives, and that'll be it. Understand?

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I got a nice bonus recently. I'll give you 300

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cash tomorrow afternoon. How does that sound?

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Now listen to me, Mr. Bailey. People are real

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funny about this kind of business. They never

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believe a guy like me can, well, like be honest,

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you know? Honest? That's some word. Well, what

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I mean is they always think that if they pay

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me a flat fee, I'll be coming back at them again.

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You see what I mean? Even if I did give you the

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negatives, you'd figure if I had copies someplace

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that I could hit you again any time, right? Look,

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I'm willing to take your word for it. Nah, Mr.

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Bailey, nah. You just spend the rest of your

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life worrying about me coming back, am I right?

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But this way, you just make one small payment

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to me every month, like you pay the electric

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bill at a red. You know? How much? How much do

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I have to pay? I figure if about 40 bucks a month.

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Now that's not so terrible, is it? Just 40 bucks

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a month? How do you collect the money? Oh, in

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person, Mr. Bailey, I just go around to all my

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customers once a month, and I collect in person.

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It's better that way, believe me. $40. It's $4

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.80 a year. You never miss it. And everything

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will just be fine between you and the missus.

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That you, honey? Yeah, it's me. Hey, shut up,

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you mutt. Hi, darling. Don't be quiet, Lockjaw.

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It's your lord master. I'm sorry I'm late. I

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decided to do a little Christmas shopping after

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work. I forgot how long it takes to fight those

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crowds. Oh, what a gorgeous package. Is that

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something for me? Never mind. Well, just in case

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it is, here's a big kiss in advance. Hey, you

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smell good. Is that a new perfume? It's the same

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old stuff. The one I'm practically out of. Hint,

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hint, hint. Oh, cut out that hinting. I've already

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spent more money than I should. Oh, speaking

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of money, that man was here. What man? You know,

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the one that comes around every month. That Mr.

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Kellerman. Kellerman? What the heck was he doing

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here? It's only the 19th. Well, I don't know,

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Gordon, but he was here just the same, looking

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for you. What did he say? Nothing. Just that

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he'd be back later. Later today? Mm -hmm. You

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know Gordon, I just can't bear that awful little

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man Did you ever get a look at his eyes and that

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camera he wears around his neck? Listen, is he

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going to be coming around every single month?

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I told you honey. He's collecting payments on

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the car Well, why can't you make the payments

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by man because that's the way he likes it. Maybe

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he moves around a lot Well, he gives me the creeps

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Oh, it's you. Evening, Mr. Bailey. I heard you

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came earlier today. Yeah, but you aren't home

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yet. Hope I didn't disturb your wife too much.

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Look, we'll talk in the hallway. Oh, yeah, of

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course. All right. What's this early visit all

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about? You're going away for the holidays? Oh,

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no, I never go anywhere this time of year. It's

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one of my busiest times of year, you know? Yeah,

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I can imagine. I get some of my best pictures

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around now. You'd be surprised. You know how

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it is. People get all filled up with a Christmas

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spirit. All right, all right. Get to the point.

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You want your payment now? Well, I wouldn't mind,

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of course, but that's not the reason I came around,

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Mr. Bailey. You see, I want to tell you that

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the payments are gonna go up. What? I really

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hate to do it, but it's the inflation, you know?

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Everything costs more, food, clothing, film,

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gasoline. I'm just going to have an increase,

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Mr. Bailey. I'm sorry. How much of an increase?

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Well, just another $15 a month. Fifteen? Terrific.

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Now it's $55. What's it going to be a couple

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of months from now? Shut up, Lockjaw. Excuse

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me, Mr. Bailey? Yeah. What can I do for you?

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May I talk to you for a moment? Do I know you?

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No, I don't think you do. My name is Bliss, Dave

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Bliss. Look, can we sit down and talk a minute?

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It's kind of chilly. Why don't we talk standing

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up? I'm trying to walk my dog and so far he's

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been a non -performer. Well, I want to talk to

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you about... Ed Kellerman. I don't know any Ed

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Kellerman. I know you do, Mr. Bailey. I made

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it my business to find out. Now, I'm not asking

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what he's got on you, Mr. Bailey. I'm sorry.

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You're making a mistake. It doesn't matter. I

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won't ask you why Kellerman is blackmailing you.

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I expect you'd do as much for me. Only would

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you mind telling me how much you pay him? He

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hits me for 60 a month. Used to be 40 price went

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up last month 55 you mind paying it of course

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I mind so do I I'd mind if it was ten bucks a

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month and not just because of the money I Hate

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that slimy man, and I'm sure you hate him as

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much as I do That's why I wanted to talk to you

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about putting a stop to him a permanent stop

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You mean going to the police? No. That's not

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good enough. I'm talking about killing him. Every

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problem has a solution, they say. And Mr. Dave

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Bliss seems to have arrived at his. The obvious

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question here is, do two wrongs make a right?

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We'll find out what Mr. Gordon Bailey thinks

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about that dilemma when we return shortly with

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Act 2. Blackmail is an interesting, if dishonorable,

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crime. It has the unusual facility of making

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the criminal feel virtuous himself. After all,

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he's only punishing wrongdoers by making them

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pay for their sins. But the profession has some

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serious drawbacks. For one thing, it inspires

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one's victims to think in drastic terms. And

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when there are more than one victim, and they

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meet, well... Mr. Bliss, I know how you must

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feel about Kellerman, and you're right. He is

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one of the slimmiest characters who ever crawled

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out from under a rock. Those eyes. Ever get a

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look at his eyes, Mr. Bailey? My wife can't stand

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the sight of him. Well, I'm not married. It's

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my job he's threatening. Is it your marriage

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he's after? Ah, never mind. I don't want to know

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any details. None of us know each other's problems.

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None of us? You mean you know others beside me?

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Well, I know others. How come? Well, I made it

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my business to find others. One day when I got

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fed to the teeth with Mr. Kellerman and his payments

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and his wet eyes, I decided to find out more

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about our friend. So when he left one day, I

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followed him. Followed him on his rounds. And

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that's how you found me. Yeah, that's right.

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You're in the root book, Mr. Bailey, just like

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all the rest of us. How many are there? There's

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no way of telling for sure. All I managed to

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find was a dozen, an even dozen. The man really

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gets around. He keeps raising his price. Do you

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know that? He's only had me in his bag for about

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six months. This is my fifth. But others I've

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spoken to, they say he raises the ante every

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few months. Three of the people I've talked to

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are paying well over a hundred. Mr. Kellerman

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does very well. That's obvious. Yeah, too well.

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You know something? It's funny, but... Well,

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it's kind of a relief to know that I'm not alone.

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Yes. That's what I felt at first Misery loves

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company But the satisfaction doesn't last mr.

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Bailey You still live every day of your life

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with that sword over your head. No, I know but

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it's still not a reason for using words like

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like killing Don't you know that's the only possible

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way to deal with a blackmailer? I wouldn't know

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Kellerman's my first well think about it No,

00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:43.019
no, you must have thought about it already. You

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wouldn't be human if you hadn't thought about

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it crossed my mind Not that I should kill Kellerman

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just the wish that he were dead that someone

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else would kill him. Yeah Guess I wouldn't shed

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too many tears. You just didn't want to dirty

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your own hands I didn't want to take care of

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one problem and have another one even worse and

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don't tell me that doesn't make sense The only

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thing that makes sense is making Kellerman a

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corpse. I'm sorry I'm just not interested in

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anything like that. The others weren't either

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not at first but now Now they all are oh Look,

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what are you talking about? We all want to get

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rid of Kellerman. We want to kill him. And so

00:17:27.670 --> 00:17:30.309
do you. That's a lie. You hate his guts as much

00:17:30.309 --> 00:17:32.309
as we do, Mr. Bailey. Why don't you admit it?

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Of course I hate him, but that doesn't mean I'm...

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It doesn't mean I'm ready to commit murder. Well,

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we're ready, Mr. Bailey. And you better be too.

00:17:40.809 --> 00:17:44.609
Ready for what? To commit murder. If you don't

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mind my saying it. Perfect murder. Perfect. Foolproof.

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I'm sorry. Look, that's a stupid dream and you

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know it. You won't say that after you've heard

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the idea. Everybody who sets out to commit a

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crime thinks it's foolproof. They wouldn't commit

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it otherwise. Right now, all I want to know is

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if you'll cooperate. That's easy. No. Why not?

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Because murder is worse than blackmail. That's

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why. Well, this isn't murder. We're going to

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erase a human mistake. Forget it. Look, I'll

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make believe I never heard you say it. Come on.

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Come on, Lockjaw. Come on, girl. Let's get our

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business over with. There wasn't one person on

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the list I didn't have to convince. But when

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I told them that there was no chance of any of

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us being caught, that's when they dropped their

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objections. All right. What foolproof scheme

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for murder do you have? It's foolproof because

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it won't be murder. It'll be an accident. If

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anyone gets into trouble, it'll be me, just me.

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I'm going to kill Kellerman with my car when

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he's making the rounds one night. I have the

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time and place all figured out just before midnight

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on Carroll Street. An accident? Right. So now

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you know the favor I'm doing you. I'm taking

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the risk all by myself. You think the police

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are that stupid? Murderers get caught even when

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they frame accidents. Oh, this is different.

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Why? Because of the witnesses. What? I'm going

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to have witnesses. A lot of them. All disinterested

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parties. Nothing to connect them with each other.

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And they'll all tell exactly the same story.

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What they saw. How it was all Kellerman's fault

00:19:30.210 --> 00:19:32.029
getting hit by my car. All right, all right,

00:19:32.029 --> 00:19:33.829
all right. Stop. Don't tell me anymore. You've

00:19:33.829 --> 00:19:35.650
already told me too much. No, you've got to hear

00:19:35.650 --> 00:19:38.410
the rest of it. You're a part of this like everyone

00:19:38.410 --> 00:19:42.390
else. Don't you see the beauty of it? Safety

00:19:42.390 --> 00:19:44.869
in numbers? If you ask me, you'll all get caught.

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No, no. Don't you understand? When a group of

00:19:48.029 --> 00:19:50.890
citizens all testify exactly the same way, I

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mean, reliable citizens from every walk of life,

00:19:54.710 --> 00:19:57.430
you ought to meet some of Kellerman's victims.

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One is a college professor, two are doctors,

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there are four housewives, a bartender who owns

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his own joint, one working stiff, one person

00:20:06.089 --> 00:20:09.009
in city government. You might as well know, that's

00:20:09.009 --> 00:20:12.140
me. Bless. Wait a minute. I've seen your name

00:20:12.140 --> 00:20:14.220
something about the transportation authority

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one of them is in the insurance business They're

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all with me. Mr. Bailey every one of them has

00:20:21.660 --> 00:20:24.460
agreed so many witnesses to one accident Well,

00:20:24.460 --> 00:20:27.140
we won't need everyone some of them won't be

00:20:27.140 --> 00:20:28.980
asked any questions by the police, but they'll

00:20:28.980 --> 00:20:33.079
all be there just the same We'd like you there,

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too. You're nuts. Do you know that you and the

00:20:35.740 --> 00:20:38.420
rest? I won't have any part of this Don't you

00:20:38.420 --> 00:20:40.960
see? It can't miss. It doesn't matter. I don't

00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:44.539
want to have any part in killing a man. How come,

00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:47.339
Mr. Bailey? Have you got religious scruples or

00:20:47.339 --> 00:20:51.660
something? Maybe. You've got scruples, but you

00:20:51.660 --> 00:20:54.460
did something rotten enough to make you a blackmailer's

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victim. I didn't commit murder. Look, you got

00:20:58.640 --> 00:21:00.559
a good idea about getting everyone together.

00:21:00.740 --> 00:21:03.980
Maybe if we all went to the police. Oh, no way!

00:21:04.460 --> 00:21:07.039
Whatever it is you don't want known about yourself,

00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:09.400
my friend. It'll come out the minute Kellerman

00:21:09.400 --> 00:21:14.000
gets arrested. Now, now my way is better. I can't

00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:17.140
buy it. Look, I'm sorry. My dog is getting tired

00:21:17.140 --> 00:21:19.220
and so am I. Come on. Come on, Loncho. Now, wait

00:21:19.220 --> 00:21:22.700
a minute now. You want my advice, Bliss? Don't

00:21:22.700 --> 00:21:25.740
go through with this. Find some other way. There

00:21:25.740 --> 00:21:31.460
has to be one. Goodbye. Bailey. Yeah? What if

00:21:31.460 --> 00:21:34.660
we do it? You'll be sorry. That's what. Sorry,

00:21:34.859 --> 00:21:39.160
why? Because you'll tell the police the truth.

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I didn't say that. Goodbye, Mr. Bliss. Hello.

00:21:51.500 --> 00:21:54.400
Evening, Mr. Bailey. How are you? I'm all right,

00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:57.359
Bliss. What do you want? You going to be busy

00:21:57.359 --> 00:22:12.160
tomorrow night? What do you mean, busy? You can't

00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:14.920
go through with this. We're all in it together,

00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:18.500
remember? You might not have to do a thing. Just

00:22:18.500 --> 00:22:21.640
stand there and see it happen. That ought to

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be satisfying all by itself. I won't be there.

00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:27.279
Well, we'd sure like to have you, Bailey. You

00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:36.039
won't get away with this. Nobody ever does. Oh,

00:22:36.140 --> 00:22:38.799
shut up, Lockjaw. What's the matter with you

00:22:38.799 --> 00:22:42.950
tonight? Gordon? Yeah? Do you think Lockjaw's

00:22:42.950 --> 00:22:46.069
all right? She keeps staring at the door and

00:22:46.069 --> 00:22:48.529
growling. I don't know. Must hear the neighbors

00:22:48.529 --> 00:22:50.990
or something. Maybe she's waiting to bark at

00:22:50.990 --> 00:22:54.150
that man, the collector, you know? Kellerman?

00:22:54.789 --> 00:22:58.529
Uh -huh. Isn't he coming tonight? He usually

00:22:58.529 --> 00:23:00.430
comes on the last Sunday of the month, doesn't

00:23:00.430 --> 00:23:03.710
he? Yeah, yeah, usually. Well, I doubt if he'll

00:23:03.710 --> 00:23:07.990
be here tonight. It's almost 11 now. Oh. I didn't

00:23:07.990 --> 00:23:10.839
realize it was that late. You haven't done much

00:23:10.839 --> 00:23:13.880
this evening. Don't you feel all right? Yeah,

00:23:13.900 --> 00:23:17.160
sure. Sure, I'm all right. Well, you just seem

00:23:17.160 --> 00:23:21.519
to be, well, waiting. Was it for that man? Because

00:23:21.519 --> 00:23:24.519
if it was, well, I'm sure he's not coming, honey.

00:23:25.359 --> 00:23:27.119
I think we ought to go to bed and listen to the

00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:29.200
news or something. Oh, the news. Yeah, I guess

00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:32.079
it's on right now, isn't it? Just about. You

00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:33.920
want me to turn it on here? Yeah, sure, would

00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:39.730
you? Okay. The conference... now postponed until

00:23:39.730 --> 00:23:42.650
February, will include top officials from both

00:23:42.650 --> 00:23:46.930
nations. On the local front. A man who has been

00:23:46.930 --> 00:23:49.369
identified as Edward Kellerman of 1811... Kellerman?

00:23:50.170 --> 00:23:53.390
Gordon, do you suppose he's the same man? On

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the corner of Carroll Street and 9th Avenue.

00:23:56.789 --> 00:23:59.390
The driver of the car, city administration official

00:23:59.390 --> 00:24:02.150
David Bliss, was released after questioning.

00:24:02.829 --> 00:24:05.730
Five witnesses on the scene of the accident testified

00:24:05.730 --> 00:24:09.160
that Kellerman had stepped... Into the automobiles

00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:13.099
path. For heaven's sake. In sports, the golden

00:24:13.099 --> 00:24:16.940
warrior... Shut it off, Pat. Gordon, do you suppose

00:24:16.940 --> 00:24:20.700
it's that man, the collector? You think that's

00:24:20.700 --> 00:24:22.839
the reason he didn't come around tonight? It

00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:26.160
would be a good enough reason, wouldn't it? He

00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:29.539
was dead. Lying in the middle of the street.

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Dead. You look so strange. Gordon. Did you like

00:24:36.950 --> 00:24:40.809
that man if you want to know the truth Pam I

00:24:40.809 --> 00:24:45.549
hated him you did why just on general principles

00:24:45.549 --> 00:24:50.490
I Really don't understand you sometimes Gordon

00:24:50.490 --> 00:24:56.130
Hand me the hand me the phone book. Okay here

00:24:56.130 --> 00:25:01.829
You gonna call somebody Honey, why don't you

00:25:01.829 --> 00:25:04.250
go to bed? I'll be in in a few minutes. But who

00:25:04.250 --> 00:25:07.069
are you calling? Just someone I know. Someone

00:25:07.069 --> 00:25:10.849
who knew Kellerman. Oh, I see. To find out if

00:25:10.849 --> 00:25:12.230
they know about what happened to him, right?

00:25:12.269 --> 00:25:14.529
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Okay, honey.

00:25:15.009 --> 00:25:17.369
I'll go in then. I'm feeling a little tired.

00:25:17.509 --> 00:25:19.450
Yes, so am I. I'll be right in. Good night, sweetheart.

00:25:19.769 --> 00:25:36.250
Good night. David Bliss? Yes, who's this? Gordon

00:25:36.250 --> 00:25:40.269
Bailey. What do you want? I heard the news tonight

00:25:40.269 --> 00:25:43.869
about Kellerman. Well, you don't have to thank

00:25:43.869 --> 00:25:46.869
me. I did it for myself. And you did go through

00:25:46.869 --> 00:25:49.490
with it, huh? You can relax now, friend. You've

00:25:49.490 --> 00:25:52.089
just saved yourself 55 bucks a month, maybe a

00:25:52.089 --> 00:25:55.890
lot more. Your remittance man won't be coming

00:25:55.890 --> 00:25:58.569
around again. You ought to go out and celebrate.

00:25:58.609 --> 00:26:01.890
I know what I ought to do. What's that? So long,

00:26:02.089 --> 00:26:05.859
Bliss. I just wanted to make sure. Hey, Bailey!

00:26:11.180 --> 00:26:13.700
Obviously, there's one thing you can say for

00:26:13.700 --> 00:26:18.160
David Bliss. He's a man of his word. And because

00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.119
Mr. Bliss kept his word, two indifferent interns

00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:25.200
are now lifting the mortal remains of Mr. Edward

00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:28.299
Kellerman and depositing them in the efficient

00:26:28.299 --> 00:26:32.440
cold filing cabinet of the city morgue. awaiting

00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:37.220
for someone to claim the body. But who cares

00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:41.880
about a dead blackmailer? Possibly Mr. Gordon

00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:45.859
Bailey. We'll find out shortly when I return

00:26:45.859 --> 00:27:00.200
with Act 3. As David Bliss and company managed

00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:05.299
to commit the perfect crime So it seems Since

00:27:05.299 --> 00:27:07.799
the death certificate for Edward Kellerman simply

00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:11.500
states the cause of death as accidental at least

00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:14.859
a dozen people know otherwise But they remain

00:27:14.859 --> 00:27:20.160
silent feeling not grief, but relief The only

00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:23.059
one who finds it difficult to maintain that silence

00:27:23.059 --> 00:27:26.180
is the one victim of Ed Kellerman who was not

00:27:26.180 --> 00:27:29.079
on the corner of Carroll Street and 9th Avenue

00:27:29.079 --> 00:27:32.160
that fateful night. Honey, do you know it's almost

00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:34.640
two o 'clock in the morning? Oh, is it? Really?

00:27:35.460 --> 00:27:37.720
You know, I honestly think you are coming down

00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:40.200
with something. The virus made that. Pam, will

00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:42.299
you please stop fussing? You're beginning to

00:27:42.299 --> 00:27:44.859
sound like my mother. Well, I certainly wouldn't

00:27:44.859 --> 00:27:47.500
want to do that. I'm just trying to get you to

00:27:47.500 --> 00:27:50.539
go to sleep. You've got a job to go to tomorrow.

00:27:50.900 --> 00:27:53.720
You know, it's funny about my mother. When I

00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:55.859
was growing up, she made me feel that there was

00:27:55.859 --> 00:27:59.160
something... I don't know, something so profound

00:27:59.160 --> 00:28:01.799
about religion. Well, if you ask me, she just

00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:03.960
likes the bingo games. My father was that way,

00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:07.759
too. But neither one of them really seemed to

00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:09.940
live their religion. You know what I mean? They

00:28:09.940 --> 00:28:12.319
talked about loving their neighbors and so forth,

00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.160
but they didn't love them at all. They were always

00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:16.630
saying the nastiest things about them. Well,

00:28:16.730 --> 00:28:18.829
that's how people are. When I was in my teens,

00:28:18.849 --> 00:28:23.089
I used to call them hypocrites. Now, I just wonder

00:28:23.089 --> 00:28:27.990
if I'm any different than they were. I really

00:28:27.990 --> 00:28:31.630
don't think I am. Different how? Well, about

00:28:31.630 --> 00:28:34.170
things like the Ten Commandments, for instance.

00:28:35.930 --> 00:28:38.990
I wonder if there's one I haven't broken. I hope

00:28:38.990 --> 00:28:42.170
you haven't coveted your neighbor's wife. That's

00:28:42.170 --> 00:28:44.509
about the only one I can remember. I remember

00:28:44.509 --> 00:28:47.460
them all. You do? Yeah, I won a prize in Bible

00:28:47.460 --> 00:28:49.680
class when I was only eight for reciting all

00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:53.380
of them. Thou shalt not this. Thou shalt not

00:28:53.380 --> 00:28:56.160
that. There are only eight shalt nots. Thou shalt

00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:59.160
have no other gods beside me. Thou shalt not

00:28:59.160 --> 00:29:02.720
worship any graven image. Thou shalt not take

00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:07.200
the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Thou shalt

00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:19.079
not kill. Yeah, sure. I'll have that file completed

00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:22.579
in time for the meeting. Right -o, Phil. Bye.

00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:28.099
Oh, Sylvia, did you reach that number yet? No.

00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:32.740
Okay, well, buzz me if you do. All right. Now,

00:29:32.740 --> 00:29:37.859
let's see about that actuarial table. Hello.

00:29:38.619 --> 00:29:41.640
All right, Bailey. What is it now? Hello, Mr.

00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.220
Bliss. I've been having a lot of trouble reaching

00:29:44.220 --> 00:29:47.690
you this morning. I was wondering if you might

00:29:47.690 --> 00:29:50.710
be free for lunch. Sorry. I'd really like a chance

00:29:50.710 --> 00:29:54.329
to talk to you About what about some mutual friends

00:29:54.329 --> 00:29:57.190
of ours if we're talking about the same thing

00:29:57.190 --> 00:30:00.250
barely they're not mutual friends They're all

00:30:00.250 --> 00:30:03.250
strangers complete strangers just like you and

00:30:03.250 --> 00:30:06.130
me. Well, that's something I'd like to rectify

00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:11.690
Would you have lunch with me? All right Suppose

00:30:11.690 --> 00:30:14.450
we meet somewhere halfway I know you're in the

00:30:14.450 --> 00:30:17.609
City Hall area. I'm on Wall Street. How about

00:30:17.609 --> 00:30:20.470
Mercury's? Do you know it? I'll see you there

00:30:20.470 --> 00:30:29.490
at 12 .30. That's fine. All right, Bailey, let's

00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:32.829
have it. You don't want a social lunch. You have

00:30:32.829 --> 00:30:35.609
something on your mind. You're right. Something

00:30:35.609 --> 00:30:39.250
I can't get off my mind. About our old friend

00:30:39.250 --> 00:30:41.970
Kellerman, I suppose. You remember what you said

00:30:41.970 --> 00:30:45.720
about him? He was a sword hanging over your head

00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:50.799
so He's still that for me. Mr. Bliss He is exactly

00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:55.420
that Kellerman is dead He won't be ringing your

00:30:55.420 --> 00:30:58.640
doorbell anymore How come you're not grateful

00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:01.519
for that if Kellerman had really been hit by

00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:06.720
a car if he had a heart attack or something I

00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:08.500
admit I would be glad about it. I would have

00:31:08.500 --> 00:31:11.859
gone out and celebrated. I would have slept very

00:31:11.859 --> 00:31:15.980
well at night. But the way things are, I'm not

00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:20.180
sleeping at all. Try pills. I'm just sorry you

00:31:20.180 --> 00:31:23.640
ever came up to me in that park. If I didn't...

00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:26.119
If I didn't know it was going to happen the way

00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:28.299
it happened, it never would have bothered me.

00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:33.660
But I do know. And it bothers me too much. So?

00:31:34.140 --> 00:31:37.680
The thing is... I don't know if I can live with

00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:42.400
it. You want to be more specific? I don't know

00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:46.099
if I can spend the rest of my life with this...

00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:51.640
thing on my conscience. Your conscience? Look,

00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:54.920
you have nothing to do with Kellerman's death.

00:31:55.420 --> 00:31:57.420
I don't know what you think Kellerman had on

00:31:57.420 --> 00:32:00.539
me, Bliss, but it wasn't anything illegal. Just

00:32:00.539 --> 00:32:03.640
immoral, right? It was something stupid I did.

00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:07.000
Well... there was nothing stupid about what we

00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:11.119
did wasn't it are you really so sure you've committed

00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:15.240
the perfect murder shut up don't you ever use

00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.140
that word in front of me you're still afraid

00:32:17.140 --> 00:32:20.500
aren't you afraid of being found out it can't

00:32:20.500 --> 00:32:24.720
happen not as long as we all stick together safety

00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:27.680
in numbers right when the police came they only

00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:31.079
questioned four of them every single one told

00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:34.759
the same story There was no reason to doubt their

00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.160
word. Why should there be because there was no

00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.779
connection between them, right? They were all

00:32:39.779 --> 00:32:43.539
strangers nothing to tie them to each other except

00:32:43.539 --> 00:32:46.460
Kellerman What about the records? He might have

00:32:46.460 --> 00:32:48.740
kept his his little black notebook for instance.

00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.059
We thought of that too First thing we did when

00:32:52.059 --> 00:32:54.000
we went to his body was lift that book right

00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.180
out of his pocket What about the apartment? What

00:32:56.180 --> 00:32:58.319
about all the stuff he had there? The second

00:32:58.319 --> 00:33:00.900
thing we lifted was the key to his apartment

00:33:01.289 --> 00:33:04.769
One of our guys a Joe the bartender went straight

00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:08.029
there He cleaned out every scrap of paper in

00:33:08.029 --> 00:33:11.329
the place every single one of his rotten photographs.

00:33:11.329 --> 00:33:13.869
You know, we're very thorough, weren't you? Yeah,

00:33:14.329 --> 00:33:17.490
we were thorough Bailey and you ought to be grateful

00:33:17.490 --> 00:33:22.750
Not worried and I am worrying I'm worrying about

00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:28.190
whether or not I should Go on whether or not

00:33:28.190 --> 00:33:34.339
you should what? Bailey, are you thinking about

00:33:34.339 --> 00:33:38.440
going to the police? It occurred to me. You mean

00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:40.839
you'd turn me in? I don't know, I just don't

00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.220
know. Did it ever occur to you to turn Kellerman

00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:49.279
in? Yes, often. But did you? No. Why not? Wasn't

00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:52.759
he committing a crime? Wasn't he disturbing your

00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:55.799
precious sleep, too? Yes, yes, he was. But you

00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.559
didn't turn him in because you were afraid for

00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:03.619
yourself. Isn't that the truth? I suppose so

00:34:03.619 --> 00:34:07.180
so all this morality of yours this conscience

00:34:07.180 --> 00:34:11.059
you talk about You didn't discover you had any

00:34:11.059 --> 00:34:13.800
until Kellerman was gone until he was no longer

00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:17.360
a threat to you Isn't that true? I still say

00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:22.260
blackmail isn't murder barely I've got news for

00:34:22.260 --> 00:34:25.900
you. I Wasn't going to tell you this unless it

00:34:25.900 --> 00:34:30.050
was absolutely necessary. Tell me what? Kellerman

00:34:30.050 --> 00:34:34.469
may be gone, but his photographs are still around.

00:34:35.309 --> 00:34:39.469
What? You heard me. We have all of Kellerman's

00:34:39.469 --> 00:34:42.630
negatives, all the dirty pictures he ever took.

00:34:43.710 --> 00:34:46.010
Most of them have been returned to his victims.

00:34:47.329 --> 00:34:52.530
Everyone who cooperated with us. I see. That

00:34:52.530 --> 00:34:56.369
means we have your pictures too, my friend. You

00:34:56.369 --> 00:34:59.500
understand? And if I don't... cooperate, I get

00:34:59.500 --> 00:35:02.519
a new blackmailer. Is that it? No, no, that isn't

00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:06.039
the way it is at all. Kellerman bled you, Bailey.

00:35:06.380 --> 00:35:08.300
Every month he came whistling up to your front

00:35:08.300 --> 00:35:11.239
door asking for money. More and more money all

00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:15.820
the time. But that's over now. Done and finished.

00:35:15.860 --> 00:35:18.360
So what you're saying is, if I go to the police,

00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:22.460
the photographs go where I don't want them to

00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:26.639
go. I'm sorry to use Kellerman's own tactics,

00:35:26.659 --> 00:35:32.190
but... You're forcing my hand. Bailey, please

00:35:32.190 --> 00:35:35.289
use your head. You've got nothing to gain and

00:35:35.289 --> 00:35:39.130
everything to lose. Somebody's done you a favor.

00:35:39.730 --> 00:35:42.230
The only way to show your gratitude is to forget

00:35:42.230 --> 00:35:47.289
it. What do you say? Well, I'll think about it.

00:35:48.230 --> 00:35:56.750
That's all I can tell you. Want any more coffee,

00:35:56.889 --> 00:36:00.809
honey? No, thanks. You look so... so tense, Gordon.

00:36:00.989 --> 00:36:03.050
Yeah, I guess I have been acting pretty jumpy

00:36:03.050 --> 00:36:05.329
tonight. Well, you've hardly said two words to

00:36:05.329 --> 00:36:09.110
me since you came home. The thing is... I've

00:36:09.110 --> 00:36:13.630
been thinking a lot, Pam. About what? About...

00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:15.130
whether I had the nerve to tell you something.

00:36:16.110 --> 00:36:18.769
Something that happened about, well, seven months

00:36:18.769 --> 00:36:23.590
ago. What do you mean? Pam, you remember that

00:36:23.590 --> 00:36:26.199
insurance convention I went to? back in July

00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:30.500
in Atlantic City. Of course I remember. I couldn't

00:36:30.500 --> 00:36:32.539
go with you because of mother being in the hospital.

00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:34.940
I wish you had been with me. Then nothing would

00:36:34.940 --> 00:36:39.320
have happened. What did happen? Did you get into

00:36:39.320 --> 00:36:42.320
some kind of trouble? Yeah. Yeah, I got myself

00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:45.460
into trouble by being stupid, by drinking too

00:36:45.460 --> 00:36:48.159
much and letting Hal Emmons drink too much. Emmons?

00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:50.880
You mean your supervisor? I was still new on

00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.719
the job, you remember, Pam? I wanted to make

00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:55.320
good. Yeah? I was afraid of Emmons taking a dislike

00:36:55.320 --> 00:36:58.719
to me, afraid of crossing him. When we both got

00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.780
drunk that second night, Emmons insisted that

00:37:01.780 --> 00:37:05.219
we pick up these girls at the bar. Gordon! Honey,

00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:07.380
I swear, I didn't want anything to do with it.

00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:10.059
I wasn't the least bit interested, but, you know,

00:37:10.179 --> 00:37:12.380
Emmons is the kind of guy who uses conventions

00:37:12.380 --> 00:37:15.900
to swing a little, you know, I... Told him I

00:37:15.900 --> 00:37:18.000
was crazy about my wife at home cooking was good

00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:21.139
enough for me, but he just pressured me Pam Pam

00:37:21.139 --> 00:37:27.019
can I make you understand? Go on What happened?

00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.099
We brought the girls upstairs. They had adjoining

00:37:30.099 --> 00:37:43.320
rooms. They were professionals. Oh Sure, I could

00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.880
have kept my mouth shut I guess I needed to tell

00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.119
you. I guess I wanted you to know so that you

00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:52.019
could forgive me. Of course. I've been torched

00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:54.039
about it for months, honey. You have no idea

00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:56.659
what torture it's been for me. But that's the

00:37:56.659 --> 00:38:00.639
dumbest thing of all. Don't you think I would

00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:06.219
have forgiven you a long time ago? I can't. Oh,

00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:10.599
please. Oh, my God. Please. Honey, please. It'll

00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:16.730
never happen again, honey. I swear. Oh, darn

00:38:16.730 --> 00:38:21.690
it. I was just getting cozy. Okay, I'll get it.

00:38:23.369 --> 00:38:27.010
Hello. Mr. Bailey? Dave Bliss here. What do you

00:38:27.010 --> 00:38:30.429
want? I have something for you. A present. What

00:38:30.429 --> 00:38:50.389
is it? Put them in my mail, to my office. And

00:38:50.389 --> 00:38:53.150
have some secretary open them by mistake? No,

00:38:53.150 --> 00:38:54.829
I don't think you'd care for that. You could

00:38:54.829 --> 00:38:58.369
mark it personal. Supposing I hand them over

00:38:58.369 --> 00:39:02.409
in person tonight? Whereabouts? Well, right now

00:39:02.409 --> 00:39:05.230
I'm in a bar called Adam and Eve's on 12th and

00:39:05.230 --> 00:39:07.929
Walnut. I'll be here for another hour if you

00:39:07.929 --> 00:39:11.889
can make it. Otherwise, well, it'll have to be

00:39:11.889 --> 00:39:14.590
some other time, that's all. Oh, well, all right.

00:39:14.650 --> 00:39:18.309
All right, I'll be there in half an hour. Gordon,

00:39:19.050 --> 00:39:20.750
you're not going out. Just for a little while,

00:39:20.809 --> 00:39:23.889
honey. I got some client business. Besides, I

00:39:23.889 --> 00:39:26.590
can use a little fresh air. You're not still

00:39:26.590 --> 00:39:29.650
feeling bad, are you? No, no. I feel just fine.

00:39:30.010 --> 00:39:40.389
I never felt better. Maybe I'm crazy to do this,

00:39:40.650 --> 00:39:43.789
Bailey. Maybe I'm putting my neck into a noose,

00:39:44.010 --> 00:39:46.010
giving you back these photographs. Then why are

00:39:46.010 --> 00:39:48.989
you doing it? Because of what you said to me.

00:39:49.550 --> 00:39:51.989
You said I was just becoming another blackmailer,

00:39:52.050 --> 00:39:55.110
another Kellerman. And I guess you were right.

00:39:55.809 --> 00:39:58.210
If I held on to these, I'd have become the very

00:39:58.210 --> 00:40:01.369
thing I despised. Well, I give you credit for

00:40:01.369 --> 00:40:04.409
honesty, Bliss. I hope that having these will

00:40:04.409 --> 00:40:08.690
change your mind about going to the police. I

00:40:08.690 --> 00:40:10.849
hope you'll realize that I did the right thing,

00:40:10.889 --> 00:40:13.510
that we all did the right thing. I can't answer

00:40:13.510 --> 00:40:17.510
that. Then... You're still thinking about it?

00:40:17.789 --> 00:40:21.110
You want to know something? I told my wife tonight

00:40:21.110 --> 00:40:25.250
about these. What? I told her all about the girl

00:40:25.250 --> 00:40:27.809
in Atlantic City. She knows exactly what happened.

00:40:28.250 --> 00:40:30.130
That doesn't mean to say she wouldn't be horrified

00:40:30.130 --> 00:40:32.650
to see it in black and white. That's why I'm

00:40:32.650 --> 00:40:36.090
glad I have these pictures. What else can I say

00:40:36.090 --> 00:40:40.190
but thanks. You could say that you won't go to

00:40:40.190 --> 00:40:45.570
the police ever. Sorry. I can't make any promises.

00:40:46.570 --> 00:40:49.989
Uh -huh. Yeah. I was afraid you felt that way.

00:40:51.349 --> 00:40:54.829
Well, let's have another drink, okay? No, no,

00:40:54.829 --> 00:40:58.010
not for me. Just one more. Hey, Joey. Coming.

00:40:58.530 --> 00:41:00.809
Really, I have to be going. My wife's waiting

00:41:00.809 --> 00:41:04.949
at home for me. What'll it be, Mr. Bliss? It's

00:41:04.949 --> 00:41:08.550
trouble, Joey. All the trouble we can handle.

00:41:09.630 --> 00:41:15.250
Yeah. I figured it had to be. Hey. Hey, what

00:41:15.250 --> 00:41:17.909
is this? Sit right there mister. Put that gun

00:41:17.909 --> 00:41:21.170
away. Oh my god bless. What are you doing? Go

00:41:21.170 --> 00:41:33.110
on Joey. Alright, alright, alright. Let's get

00:41:33.110 --> 00:41:35.150
the story straight now. What happened here Joey?

00:41:35.629 --> 00:41:38.010
Look, Sergeant, you know me. You know I don't

00:41:38.010 --> 00:41:39.769
like trouble with my joint. Well, what did the

00:41:39.769 --> 00:41:41.610
guy do? Tried to hold you up? That's right. He

00:41:41.610 --> 00:41:43.530
come in, he sat down at the bar, he pulled out

00:41:43.530 --> 00:41:46.429
a .45 and stuck it in my gut. Well, that's a

00:41:46.429 --> 00:41:48.289
strange one, all right. I mean, the guy was some

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:50.110
kind of insurance executive. That's all right

00:41:50.110 --> 00:41:51.349
here on his business card. Well, he must have

00:41:51.349 --> 00:41:53.409
gone off his nuts, Sergeant. Look, you can ask

00:41:53.409 --> 00:41:55.530
anybody. All of my customers. This gentleman

00:41:55.530 --> 00:41:58.809
right here was at the bar. Yes, Officer. My name

00:41:58.809 --> 00:42:02.340
is David Bliss. I'm with the city, officer, and

00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:04.960
the bartender's right. The guy just sat down

00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.800
and pulled out the gun. Yeah, that's true. And

00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:09.639
when the bartender tried to grab it away from

00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:12.380
him, it went off. What's your name, lady? Mrs.

00:42:12.659 --> 00:42:15.539
Edith Chester. It was a pure case of self -defense,

00:42:15.860 --> 00:42:17.679
Sergeant. I'm just glad nobody else got hurt,

00:42:17.780 --> 00:42:21.840
you know. Yeah, yeah, you were lucky, Joey. You

00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:25.000
were all lucky. Okay, I'll need some statements

00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:33.769
now from some of you other witnesses. And so

00:42:33.769 --> 00:42:36.730
for poor Gordon Bailey there was no safety in

00:42:36.730 --> 00:42:41.289
numbers, only extinction. We admit that this

00:42:41.289 --> 00:42:44.150
is a grim demonstration of the old saying that

00:42:44.150 --> 00:42:48.110
in union there is strength, but we sincerely

00:42:48.110 --> 00:42:52.429
trust that justice finally prevailed. I'll be

00:42:52.429 --> 00:43:06.889
back shortly. If there's a moral to this story,

00:43:07.750 --> 00:43:11.269
it might be that eyewitnesses can't always be

00:43:11.269 --> 00:43:15.769
trusted, even when they're being honest. Of course,

00:43:16.150 --> 00:43:19.429
we don't worry about your eyes on this program.

00:43:20.250 --> 00:43:24.150
We're interested in your ears, and we have good

00:43:24.150 --> 00:43:28.190
news for you. Many thousands of ears are now

00:43:28.190 --> 00:43:31.369
listening to these exercises in imagination.

00:43:31.980 --> 00:43:37.119
We hope you'll continue to be an ear witness.

00:43:38.420 --> 00:43:41.800
Our cast included Paul Hecht, Evie Chuster, Ralph

00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:45.260
Bell, and Robert Dryden. The entire production

00:43:45.260 --> 00:43:48.480
was under the direction of Hyman Brown. This

00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.199
is E .G. Marshall inviting you to return to our

00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:54.380
mystery theater for another adventure in the

00:43:54.380 --> 00:44:00.760
macabre. Until next time, pleasant dreams.
