WEBVTT 00:00:09.639 --> 00:00:12.839 The makers of Chase and Sanborn Coffee bring 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:24.219 you the Charlie McCarthy Show! This is Ken Carpenter, 00:00:24.399 --> 00:00:25.839 ladies and gentlemen. Greeting you on behalf 00:00:25.839 --> 00:00:28.019 of Edgar Bergen, Charlie McCarthy, Ray Noble 00:00:28.019 --> 00:00:30.300 and his orchestra, Anita Gordon, Mortimer Snird, 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:32.799 Jack Mather, Verna Felton, and our guest for 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:36.119 this Sunday, W .C. Fields. And here's Edgar Bergen 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:47.899 and Charlie McCarthy. Charlie, why are you wearing 00:00:47.899 --> 00:00:50.280 those dark glasses? And what's the idea of that 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:53.520 silly mustache? You're, uh... You're mistaken 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:58.299 me for someone else, sir. I am Maximilian J. 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:01.619 Heckelfeather. Well, just what's the idea of 00:01:01.619 --> 00:01:04.519 this get -up, Charlie? And stop calling me Charlie, 00:01:04.859 --> 00:01:12.340 Bergen. I mean, stranger. I think this has gone 00:01:12.340 --> 00:01:14.879 far enough, Charlie. Why don't you take off that 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:17.859 phony disguise and explain yourself? I'll tell 00:01:17.859 --> 00:01:21.859 you. The cops are after me. The cops? Yeah. No. 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:24.840 Yeah. I tell you, there's a ceiling price on 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:28.599 my head. Oh, yeah? How do you know that they're 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:32.099 after you? Well, you see, I was at the corner 00:01:32.099 --> 00:01:36.340 drugstore in the payphone section. Yes. Looking 00:01:36.340 --> 00:01:42.480 for neglected nickels. Oh, yeah. Is that why 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:45.040 they're after you? No. There was a policeman 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:48.359 in the next booth, see? Yes. And I overheard 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:51.799 him say Charlie McCarthy is the one we're after. 00:01:52.180 --> 00:01:56.379 Oh ho! Yes. That sounds bad. Yes, I wouldn't 00:01:56.379 --> 00:01:59.140 be surprised if the cops are outside right now. 00:01:59.219 --> 00:02:01.920 Well, if you haven't done anything wrong, why 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:05.480 don't you go out and meet them like a man? Eh, 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:11.139 no, no, no. I'd rather stay here and play hard 00:02:11.139 --> 00:02:15.810 to get. Yeah. Well, my advice to you, Charlie, 00:02:15.930 --> 00:02:20.169 is shh, shh, shh, listen. Did you hear anything? 00:02:20.710 --> 00:02:26.030 No. No? No. It's funny, I heard it, too. What 00:02:26.030 --> 00:02:30.229 was that, Charlie? Sort of a snapping noise. 00:02:30.469 --> 00:02:33.770 Snapping? Yeah, like handcuffs. Oh, now, now, 00:02:34.050 --> 00:02:37.550 Charlie. Why don't you calm down? I tell you, 00:02:37.830 --> 00:02:42.689 if they lock me up, Bergen. Yes. Promise me you'll 00:02:42.689 --> 00:02:47.169 bring me hot soup. Yeah. And a cold chisel. Yeah. 00:02:49.629 --> 00:02:52.849 I wouldn't joke if I were you. No. No, I guess 00:02:52.849 --> 00:02:56.689 you're right. No. Who knows, I? I may get 99 00:02:56.689 --> 00:03:03.810 years. Or even worse, life. Yes. Yeah. Oh, maybe 00:03:03.810 --> 00:03:07.550 even, maybe even the, the, the fireless cooker, 00:03:07.789 --> 00:03:11.699 huh? Oh, no, no, no. All right, Charlie, Charlie. 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:16.240 Now take it easy. I will help you. Good. If you're 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:21.719 not guilty. Why? I guess I better skip to South 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:26.300 America. No, Charlie. Remember, no matter where 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:30.240 you go, your conscience will be right there beside 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:33.840 you. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, then you'll have to 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:37.460 pay his own way. Now the first thing to find 00:03:37.460 --> 00:03:40.759 out is... what they want you for. Yes. Have you 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:50.740 done anything wrong lately? Me? Yes. Naive, isn't 00:03:50.740 --> 00:03:56.139 he? I have been leading a normal life. Normal? 00:03:56.539 --> 00:04:03.240 Yeah. So I must have done something wrong. Well, 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:05.560 if I'm going to help you, Charlie, you'll have 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:08.080 to tell me everything you've done. Yes, sir. 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:12.419 So out with it. Well, sir. Well, for one thing, 00:04:12.780 --> 00:04:15.500 there was a picture of a wanted bank robber in 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:19.500 the post office. Yes. And what about it? Well, 00:04:19.740 --> 00:04:24.680 I pasted a photograph of the chief of police 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:29.819 over it. That's not funny. No, sir. Is there 00:04:29.819 --> 00:04:34.819 anything else? Yes. He was the one who put the 00:04:34.819 --> 00:04:39.899 skunk in the school ventilator. Oh. Causing vacation 00:04:39.899 --> 00:04:46.259 to set in. Yes. I see. Yeah. Are you sure there 00:04:46.259 --> 00:04:50.680 isn't anything else? Well, last week I thought 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:54.019 maybe the truant officer's car might run better 00:04:54.019 --> 00:04:58.279 if I let all that stale old air out of his tires. 00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:01.680 Yeah. Well, I don't think that's it. There must 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:05.610 be something more. Well, let me think. Oh, yeah. 00:05:06.769 --> 00:05:10.589 Stand back for this one, Bergen. Oh, there you 00:05:10.589 --> 00:05:13.870 are. I surrender. I surrender. Oh, oh, it's you, 00:05:14.029 --> 00:05:16.810 Ken. Oh, you scared me. Sorry. Edgar, there's 00:05:16.810 --> 00:05:18.750 an important phone call for you. You can take 00:05:18.750 --> 00:05:21.509 it right here. Oh, thank you, Ken. Yes. Hello? 00:05:22.350 --> 00:05:28.949 Yes? The police? You say you want Charlie. The 00:05:28.949 --> 00:05:31.939 noose is tightening. Yes, Charlie's right here. 00:05:32.180 --> 00:05:35.160 No, that does it. When does the next bus leave 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:39.980 for China? You're coming over. That's fine. He'll 00:05:39.980 --> 00:05:44.759 be here. Goodbye. So, you turned me in, didn't 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:47.980 you? Why, you dirty stool, pigeon -toed, double 00:05:47.980 --> 00:05:50.139 -crosser, you... No, Charlie. Wait a minute. 00:05:50.500 --> 00:05:52.920 The police want you to appear. In the lineup, 00:05:53.019 --> 00:05:55.660 huh? No, no. It's at the policeman's ball. Yeah, 00:05:55.720 --> 00:06:01.750 I... A show? Yeah. No. That's it? Oh, I got a 00:06:01.750 --> 00:06:05.350 reprieve, huh? Yeah. I had to cop some appels, 00:06:05.889 --> 00:06:07.769 yeah. You told them I'd be there, didn't you? 00:06:07.790 --> 00:06:09.870 Yes, of course. I told them that earlier today 00:06:09.870 --> 00:06:13.269 when they phoned. Yeah. You mean you knew it 00:06:13.269 --> 00:06:16.430 all the time? Yes, I did. And you let me confess 00:06:16.430 --> 00:06:19.889 all that stuff? 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You mean my beehives. 00:10:36.539 --> 00:10:41.039 I shouldn't have done it. No, no. Why, you should 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:44.779 know better than to fool with them. Why, you're 00:10:44.779 --> 00:10:51.220 foolhardy. I'm more than a snitch. Those were 00:10:51.220 --> 00:10:56.909 bees. I say they were bees. Did you hear a lot 00:10:56.909 --> 00:11:01.149 of buzzing? Yeah, I did, yeah. Yeah, that's what 00:11:01.149 --> 00:11:05.970 I heard. I thought it was in my head. Oh, no. 00:11:08.809 --> 00:11:14.009 That's one on me. That's the way it goes, yeah. 00:11:15.529 --> 00:11:17.769 That's the way it goes, and I got it. Yeah, yeah. 00:11:19.789 --> 00:11:22.330 Why, there are hundreds of bees in each hive. 00:11:23.529 --> 00:11:26.009 It looks as though they all try to sting your 00:11:26.009 --> 00:11:30.889 face. For a while, I didn't think I'd have enough 00:11:30.889 --> 00:11:36.509 face to go around. Well, when you disturb bees, 00:11:36.570 --> 00:11:40.750 they sting you. Yeah, I know that now. But after 00:11:40.750 --> 00:11:47.230 they sting you, they die. Yeah. You mean my face 00:11:47.230 --> 00:11:52.210 scares them to death? No. No, Martimer. There 00:11:52.210 --> 00:11:54.470 are a lot of things you should know about bees. 00:11:55.210 --> 00:11:58.309 So I'll give you a few pointers. Oh, thanks. 00:11:58.350 --> 00:12:04.090 I've had enough pointers today. Bees belong to 00:12:04.090 --> 00:12:12.450 the apuida family. And the honeybees are called 00:12:12.450 --> 00:12:30.409 apus mellifica. No! Yes, it does. That's a Latin 00:12:30.409 --> 00:12:34.389 name. Oh, they speak Latin too, huh? Yeah. There 00:12:34.389 --> 00:12:36.990 are three types of bees. The most common are 00:12:36.990 --> 00:12:40.250 the worker bees. They just work their heads off. 00:12:41.889 --> 00:12:44.529 Well, that ain't the end they worked on me with. 00:12:45.509 --> 00:12:55.029 No. Oh, excuse me. And then there's the queen 00:12:55.029 --> 00:12:58.240 bee. The queen lays about 3 ,000 eggs a day. 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.480 Yeah? Yeah. Gosh, wait till I tell my hens about 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:05.000 that. Yeah. And then there's the drone. You know 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:07.320 what the drone is, don't you? Uh, the drone? 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:10.399 Yes. That's what the queen sits on. No, no, no. 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:17.539 That's the throne. Oh, throne, yeah. I can see 00:13:17.539 --> 00:13:19.679 that I'm just wasting my time with you, Mortimer. 00:13:20.299 --> 00:13:23.620 You are, without a doubt, the most stupid person 00:13:23.620 --> 00:13:30.919 in the world. Well, maybe so. But I never let 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:44.360 it go to my head, no. Oh, Edgar, I think I ought 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:46.600 to tell you W .C. Fields hasn't shown up yet. 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:50.320 He hasn't, Ken? Well, that isn't like Bill. Maybe 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:55.940 he stopped off someplace for a malted milk. Well, 00:13:55.980 --> 00:13:59.360 that isn't like Bill either. I believe I'll call 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:02.340 his home and see what's wrong. Number, please. 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:08.340 Oh, hello, operator. I want Burgundy, 1928. Burgundy, 00:14:08.379 --> 00:14:15.980 1928. Gee, I hope nothing's wrong. Hello. Oh, 00:14:15.980 --> 00:14:18.279 oh, hello. Who's this? I'm a real estate agent, 00:14:18.500 --> 00:14:22.700 Herkimer P. Escrow. Well, isn't this W .C. Field's 00:14:22.700 --> 00:14:26.960 residence? As of last Monday? No. You see, his 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:29.700 lease expired. Oh, I see. Well, aren't you going 00:14:29.700 --> 00:14:32.740 to renew it? Are you kidding? Well, surely he 00:14:32.740 --> 00:14:34.860 didn't cause you any trouble, did he? Oh, no. 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:36.860 For one thing, the neighbors became a little 00:14:36.860 --> 00:14:39.659 tired of his ridiculous exhibition of swan dives 00:14:39.659 --> 00:14:42.559 in the swimming pool. Oh, I see. Well, what's 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:45.480 wrong with that? There is no swimming pool. Oh, 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:48.799 I see. Well, can you tell me where Mr. Fields 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.600 is staying now? Why, yes. He's at the Creeping 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:55.340 Springs Sanitarium. And it may sound ironical, 00:14:55.399 --> 00:15:01.899 but his room number is H2O. Goodbye. Oh, Bergen, 00:15:02.100 --> 00:15:05.159 what's this about Mr. Fields, huh? Why, he's 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:08.600 in a sanitarium. No. Yes. I wonder what's wrong. 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:11.139 Well, I wonder what's wrong, too. Maybe a nasty 00:15:11.139 --> 00:15:15.679 case of hiccups, huh? Oh, no. He has his faults, 00:15:15.700 --> 00:15:18.340 but he still is a great guy when you know him. 00:15:18.580 --> 00:15:22.269 Yes, he is, yes. His heart is as big as his nose. 00:15:22.789 --> 00:15:25.789 Yeah. Oh, we must run out and see him right away. 00:15:26.129 --> 00:15:28.710 We'll take him a box of nice chocolates. Yeah. 00:15:29.250 --> 00:15:32.649 Oh, he can't be that sick. Well, all right. Charlie, 00:15:32.870 --> 00:15:35.049 will you help me with my lesson? Oh, I'd love 00:15:35.049 --> 00:15:37.870 to, Anita, but I'm going to see Mr. Fields. Don't 00:15:37.870 --> 00:15:40.470 you want to send him anything? Well, I could 00:15:40.470 --> 00:15:43.330 send him a little song. Oh, he'd like that. Especially 00:15:43.330 --> 00:15:46.909 Sweet Adeline. Oh. Well, I think this song is 00:15:46.909 --> 00:15:50.070 much prettier. Okay, Anita. You wrap it up nice 00:15:50.070 --> 00:16:16.809 and neat, and I'll see that he gets it. And then 00:16:16.809 --> 00:16:27.750 I looked at you The breath of springtime, the 00:16:27.750 --> 00:16:35.470 lilacs on the tree The set of roses, the music 00:16:35.470 --> 00:18:21.369 of the sea Grounds, hasn't it? Yes, it has. I 00:18:21.369 --> 00:18:23.509 guess Mr. Field's bungalow is right along here 00:18:23.509 --> 00:18:25.710 someplace. The even numbers are on this side. 00:18:26.109 --> 00:18:28.910 Yes. Well, that's it there. Look, even the number 00:18:28.910 --> 00:18:33.450 is lit up. I'll tell you what we'll do, Charlie. 00:18:33.809 --> 00:19:06.079 Let's walk in and surprise Field. or hypothermic. 00:19:08.539 --> 00:19:14.640 Why? Bill, it's us, Bill. Fine thing. A man can't 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:18.359 even sit in his own boudoir without being accosted 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:22.839 by beggars. Shall I let him have it now? No, 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:26.700 no, no. Bill, it's your old friends Edgar and 00:19:26.700 --> 00:19:32.680 Charlie. Well, so it is. Come in. It's good to 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:37.230 see you. Well, Charles, I hear you got married 00:19:37.230 --> 00:19:45.730 and raised yourself a court of children. I fear 00:19:45.730 --> 00:19:50.509 that isn't quite true, sir. You fear it isn't 00:19:50.509 --> 00:19:55.650 quite true, sir. You fear anything I hate is 00:19:55.650 --> 00:20:00.390 a polite kid. Oh, Bill, it's good to see you 00:20:00.390 --> 00:20:04.190 again. How true that old proverb is, old friends 00:20:04.190 --> 00:20:08.589 like old wines are best, huh? Yes indeedy, Edgar, 00:20:08.869 --> 00:20:14.950 yes indeedy, especially the wine. Bill, I was 00:20:14.950 --> 00:20:17.250 going to bring you a basket of fruit, but I decided 00:20:17.250 --> 00:20:19.410 to ask you first what you like best and then 00:20:19.410 --> 00:20:24.269 have it sent out. Oh, I like branded peaches. 00:20:24.329 --> 00:20:27.950 Branded peaches, yes. They're very nourishing. 00:20:28.430 --> 00:20:35.450 Squeeze the peaches, just save the juice. Bill, 00:20:35.470 --> 00:20:37.470 you don't sound like you're ill. What are you 00:20:37.470 --> 00:20:41.589 doing here in the sanitarium? Oh, well, don't 00:20:41.589 --> 00:20:46.470 you know there's a housing shortage? Oh. So that's 00:20:46.470 --> 00:20:49.190 why you're living here. You mean you're not really 00:20:49.190 --> 00:20:52.730 sick, Bill? Quiet. Yes, if they think you're 00:20:52.730 --> 00:20:54.329 well, they'll toss you out of here too, won't 00:20:54.329 --> 00:20:57.650 they? Surely. Say, I was told about your eviction, 00:20:57.829 --> 00:21:00.049 Bill. I'd like to hear your side of the story. 00:21:00.349 --> 00:21:10.490 Yes, we've already heard the truth. That's very 00:21:10.490 --> 00:21:15.910 good, my little chum. Very good, very good. You 00:21:15.910 --> 00:21:20.990 know, chums, many's the time I wish you could 00:21:20.990 --> 00:21:25.440 be here to fill that terrible vacancy. In your 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:33.779 heart, Mr. Fields? Oh, in my fireplace. Well, 00:21:35.240 --> 00:21:37.619 it would be nice. That'd be a nice place to bake 00:21:37.619 --> 00:21:43.759 that red apple. Or is it your nose? Bill, why 00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:47.539 were you evicted from your home? Well, the whole 00:21:47.539 --> 00:21:54.130 thing started over a very few small birds. I've 00:21:54.130 --> 00:21:58.009 always been very fond of our feathered friends, 00:21:58.710 --> 00:22:03.009 large, small, tame, wild. Blonde or brunette? 00:22:03.250 --> 00:22:07.009 Yes, I hear you have a yellow -throated magpie 00:22:07.009 --> 00:22:11.289 in your aviary. What about a mongoose? Yes, I 00:22:11.289 --> 00:22:16.990 had one, but he worked himself to death. Bill, 00:22:17.190 --> 00:22:19.529 you have quite a collection, haven't you? Yes, 00:22:19.529 --> 00:22:24.869 I have. Yes, I have. I always had a very rare 00:22:24.869 --> 00:22:29.069 Australian duck -billed platypus. Well, I'm sure 00:22:29.069 --> 00:22:33.289 the doctors can cure you. No, John. No, there 00:22:33.289 --> 00:22:36.250 is such a bird. It has fur on its body, lives 00:22:36.250 --> 00:22:39.349 in the water, has a duck bill and lays eggs. 00:22:40.529 --> 00:22:46.289 Yes, like I do. Yes. How small is this bird? 00:22:46.369 --> 00:22:49.690 Do you have to have glasses to see it? Yes, about 00:22:49.690 --> 00:23:02.170 three or four. Bill, what have the birds got 00:23:02.170 --> 00:23:06.250 to do with your eviction? Well, one day I was 00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:09.750 watching a bird through my field glasses. Yeah? 00:23:10.150 --> 00:23:13.990 When my vision accidentally roamed to a neighbor's 00:23:13.990 --> 00:23:18.380 patio. where a young damsel was taking his son 00:23:18.380 --> 00:23:22.660 back. It was an unavoidable mistake, I take it. 00:23:23.019 --> 00:23:29.960 Oh, yes, yes. Indubitant fact. It was. I was 00:23:29.960 --> 00:23:33.099 the most surprised person in the world when the 00:23:33.099 --> 00:23:36.180 police came and carried me away in that black 00:23:36.180 --> 00:23:41.539 school bus. Well, don't tell me you got in that 00:23:41.539 --> 00:23:43.880 patrol wagon without putting up a fight, Bill. 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.799 Yes, they tricked me. How? Oh, they told me it 00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:52.039 was a beard drop. Don't. Clang, clang, clang. 00:23:53.019 --> 00:23:56.619 Hey, Peels, what's going on in there? Who's that, 00:23:56.619 --> 00:24:05.240 the warden? Oh, that's my medicated chambermaid. 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:10.720 They tell me, Bill, do you have a nice nurse? 00:24:11.539 --> 00:24:17.119 She has a soul. of an ice cube. Now remember, 00:24:17.420 --> 00:24:21.619 boys, don't expose me. Oh, no, no. I'm supposed 00:24:21.619 --> 00:24:24.420 to be a very sick man. Oh, sure, sure, sure. 00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:27.720 Oh, you're sitting up, huh? Well, it looks like 00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:31.480 you're just about well. Isn't she a tough dame? 00:24:34.140 --> 00:24:39.000 Frankly, nurse, I don't think I'll last through 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:44.289 the night. Good. Then I can rent this room out 00:24:44.289 --> 00:24:48.289 tomorrow. That's no way to talk. He's a very 00:24:48.289 --> 00:24:51.309 sick man. Why, he's within three fingers of death's 00:24:51.309 --> 00:24:55.230 door. Why, look, he's shaking like a mint leaf. 00:24:56.029 --> 00:25:21.460 Shake a leg. How could you tell? This morning 00:25:21.460 --> 00:25:24.160 he tried to blow the foam off the medicine. Oh. 00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:29.079 Now just a minute, nurse. He's a sick man. You 00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:36.480 keep out of this, Curly. Who do you think you 00:25:36.480 --> 00:25:40.079 are? I'm Edgar Bergen. Yes, I know. And I'm Lana 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:43.400 Turner. Field, why don't you pack up and go home? 00:25:43.579 --> 00:25:46.099 He can't go home. He was thrown out of there 00:25:46.099 --> 00:25:52.269 too. Oh, so that's it. Why don't you close your 00:25:52.269 --> 00:25:58.210 nut hole, you talking totem pole? Why, you two 00:25:58.210 --> 00:26:02.150 -legged martini. Now Charlie, remember we came 00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:04.349 here to extend the olive branch. What's the use? 00:26:04.430 --> 00:26:09.329 He'll only trip over it. No. One more crack and 00:26:09.329 --> 00:26:12.289 I'll nail some runners on your stomach and use 00:26:12.289 --> 00:26:20.519 you for a sled. 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