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Come in. Welcome. I'm EG Marshall. Welcome to

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The Sound of Suspense. to the fear you can hear.

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Consider this. What is the nature of danger?

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Is it a clear threat to our safety? Or is it

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a murky product of our imagination? And what

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is safety? Do we ever really possess it? Isn't

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there always danger? Our tale is about a little

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old lady who ran from danger. and was pursued

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by a cat. How did you get into this house? Now

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get! I didn't even touch you. What's the matter

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with you? Sooner or later you're going to have

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to get out of my house. Don't you think I want

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to feed you because I'm not? There's nothing

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in the house to eat anyway. How in the world

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did you ever get in here? How am I going to get

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rid of you? Our mystery drama, The Resident,

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was written especially for the mystery theater

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by Elspeth Eric and stars Carmen Matthews. I'll

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be back shortly with act one. It's hard to live

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with danger. Hard if you're old, elderly. Hard

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if you're a woman and hardest if you're alone

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Miss Malvina Thrip is elderly a woman and alone

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How many years since I lived in a place with

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stairs Forty at the very least How am I going

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to navigate up and down six eight times a day

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at my age? Well, I wanted to get out of the city

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and here I am Oh, but it's a nice house. It really

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is a nice house. What was that? Was that a cat?

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Didn't I hear a cat? I'm sure... All right, Malvina.

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You heard a cat. There's nothing surprising about

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hearing a cat, nothing alarming. The thing is

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that I haven't lived in a house since I was a

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child. It makes me feel very alone. Not that

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I'm not used to being alone. I like being alone,

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but in the city there was always somebody around

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other tenants not necessarily anyone you'd want

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to know or or even talk to but but you'd meet

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them maybe in the elevator and and exchange a

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few words Not that I even knew their names or

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cared to also There were the children at school

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But I never knew what to say to them either What

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I really liked was to talk to people on buses.

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Because sooner or later one of us had to get

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off. Quiet out there, cat! Cat, go away! Honestly,

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cat, I will not let you in my house. Well, where

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are you? After all that racket, where are you?

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Cat? Gone off to howl at somebody else. Well,

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good. All that meowing. Well, how in the world

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did you get in here? Did you skitter through

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the door without my seeing you? My, you're a

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big cat, aren't you? Big yellow eyes. And you're

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sitting in my chair, you know that. Get down.

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Get off my chair. Could that be? Maybe somebody

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looking for you. I devoutly hope so. Mailman!

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Mail? For me? Well, nobody knows I'm here. I

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just moved in. One letter addressed to resident.

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You the resident of this house? Oh, I'm the resident,

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all right. As of this morning. Here's your letter.

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Thank you. It says, Sam's Garage. Circular. Sam

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runs a good garage. I don't have a car. Better

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luck next time. Mr. Mailman, do you know anybody

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who's lost a cat? You found a cat? It's in my

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house. It doesn't want to leave. Crazy about

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you, huh? I wouldn't say that, no. Maybe if you

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leave the door open, it'll sort of wander out.

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Well, is that safe? To leave the door open? In

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this town? Are you kidding? Well, it's good to

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hear that. I had a cooperative apartment in the

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city. Every cent I had was invested in it, and

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I traded it for this house, to be safe. Everybody

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here was born here and is about to die here.

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I'll inquire around if anybody's lost a cat.

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Thank you. I'd appreciate it. Oh, no. Leave it

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open, he said. Safe, he said. Well, now, cat,

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any time you're ready, the door is open. You

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can... Where are you? Where have you gone to?

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Are you still in this house? Looking for someone?

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Oh! You frightened me. The door was open. I left

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it open for the cat. You have a cat? No, no,

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I don't have a cat. It just showed up here a

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little while ago, and it didn't seem about to

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leave, so I... Did you, uh... Did you want something?

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Something in particular, Miss... Viola's my name.

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Viola? What? I've forgotten. Oh, you have a little

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scratch on your arm. Well, the cat did that.

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What did you do to the cat? Well, I just wanted

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her to get out of my chair. Why did you? Well,

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it's my favorite chair. No wonder. It's nice.

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Oh, you... you don't want to sit in it. Yes,

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I do. Well, it has cat hairs all over it. These

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old dungarees have been up against worse than

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cat hairs. Okay to drop my knapsack here? Oh.

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You... live alone. I just moved in. This morning.

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I saw you. You did? I should think you'd want

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a nice cat living here with you. Well, I don't.

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Anyway, it seems to have disappeared. Maybe she

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went upstairs. You think so? I think it's possible.

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Well, I must go and have a look. Good idea. If

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you want to be on your way now... Not quite yet.

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Do you need some money? I have a little in the

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house, not much, but... I just want to sit here

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in this nice chair. You go ahead. Go upstairs.

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But I... I won't steal anything. Oh, I didn't

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mean to suggest. There's nothing to steal. Well,

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if you want to rest yourself... I do. I really

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do. Yes. Well, you rest yourself and I'll just

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look upstairs. Maybe I'll take a hot bath and

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change my clothes because I'm going out for dinner.

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Going out? There's no food in the house. I don't

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like leaving you here. You want me to come with

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you? Oh, no. No, I'll go by myself. Oh, wait.

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You forgot your letter. Oh, that's nothing. I

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guess it's yours. Resident. Is that you? What

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a nice name. My name is Malvina Thrip. Malvina

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Thrip. I think resident is a much nicer name.

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It could be anybody. Miss Viola, why don't you

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leave right now? Miss Thrip, I shall leave when

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I'm good and ready. Now go on upstairs. I really

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don't understand why I'm letting myself be subjected

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to all this. I'll be back shortly. Why, Miss

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Thrip, you were born to be subjected to all this

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and more. One bedroom door closed. You are a

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natural victim, Miss Thrip. Other door closed.

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Rest well, Miss Thrip. Pull the pretty pink and

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white afghan up around your shoulders and rest

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well. There's excitement in store for you There

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you are my beautiful come here Come evil come

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to my arms My beautiful evil one She's lying

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down now upstairs on her little white bed She's

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staring at the ceiling Making plans. She'll stay

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up there for a while, so you and I must make

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our plans, too. Our careful, careful plans. Feeling

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better, Miss Thrip? You're still here. You've

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changed your clothes. What on earth? What on

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earth are you doing? This is our dinner. I'm

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going out. I told you. Look, a barbecued chicken

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and a bottle of wine. What on earth? I had them

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in my knapsack. On the road, I buy a chicken

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and a bottle of wine every day. Have a drumstick.

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I couldn't. Not hungry? Not a bit hungry. Oh.

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You pack up your chicken and your wine and your

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knapsack and you get out of my house. Miss Thrip,

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you sit down. Sit. Down, you old fool. Now listen

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to me. You're a selfish old lady. Here you are

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with a little gem of a house, two bedrooms, and

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you won't even share a little corner of it. It's

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my house. It's my house. Mine, mine, mine. What

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a way to talk. But it is my... Don't you know

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what it is to share? Why should I share my house

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with you with anybody if I don't want sharing

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that makes life beautiful miss strip Don't you

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know that for heaven's sake? No, well, then you

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are going to learn Here Have some wine Perhaps

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I better of course you better There you are Say

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thank you Viola Thank you. Viola. Viola. Thank

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you, Viola. Eat a piece of chicken. No, I couldn't.

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But thank you, Viola. Finish the wine. Drink

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it all down. I don't drink wine as a rule or

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anything else. Rules were made to be broken.

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Do you like me, Miss Thrip? Well, I... I'm sure

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you're a very nice girl, really, but don't you

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think you ought... I mean, do your parents know

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where you are, what you're doing? What are parents?

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Your father, your mother. Oh, my biological predecessors.

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Do they know what you're doing? Wandering about

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with a knapsack, living off of chicken and wine?

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Let me fill your glass. They don't care. And

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I don't care. It's very strange. Only the very

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weak cling to their families. Well, I know I'm

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not strong, but on the other hand, I'm not weak

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either. I don't think I am. Wishy -washy. I've

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supported myself. I've lived alone. I haven't

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complained. You call that being strong? Well,

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it isn't being weak. Anyway, I... I've never

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thought it was. You've endured, Miss Thrip. Strong

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people don't endure things. They change them.

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They take things and they change them. I wouldn't

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know how to change. To take. If one way doesn't

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work, try another. That's how. The thing is,

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get what you want. I want my house. I want my

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house. Take it. If you just go. Make me. would

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just go. If I could just have my house back again

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the way it was when I moved in. You want more

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chicken, Miss Thrip? Oh no, no. It's the cat.

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She's back. You like those bones, do you, my

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lovely? My evil. My beautiful evil. What did

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you call her? Eva. That's her name. How do you

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know what her name is? Because I just named her.

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Evil is a horrible name. Oh, it isn't. Think

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about it, Miss Thrip. Evil, spelled backwards,

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is Liv. Think about that. Evil, spelled backwards,

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is Liv. EVIL. L -I -V -E. The girl's right. No

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doubt about it. But wait. Take the same letters

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and mix them up again. And they spell vile. V

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-I -L -E. Think about that. I'll be back shortly

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with act two. Now let's get back to the story

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of a lady living alone. Until a cat moved in.

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A cat named Evil. Until a girl moved in, named

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Viola. And the lady no longer lived alone. Wake

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up, Ms. Thrip. It's morning. Time to wake up.

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What? Huh, we're... What happened? You went to

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sleep on the couch, that's all. Why did I do

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that? Who are you? You know me, I'm Viola. Why

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are you holding that cat? This is evil. Evil

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slept upstairs with me on my bed. Your bed? Don't

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you remember anything at all? I wanted the cat

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to get out of my house. And evil wouldn't go,

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would you? You lovely thing. And then... You

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walked into my house. A total stranger. I won't

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be a stranger for long. You can count on that.

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I want you to get out of my house. You and the

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cat, both of you. Can't you understand that?

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This is my house. Where's the telephone? I don't

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have a telephone. Why? Look at you. You've got

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my dress on. Why don't you have a telephone?

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How dare you put my dress on? My dungarees were

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dirty. Why don't you have a telephone? I haven't

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had one put in yet. No, I'll have to go out.

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You're leaving? I have to go out and get some

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food. We have to have breakfast, don't we? I

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don't care about breakfast. I want my house back.

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Miss Thrip, you really must stop being so selfish.

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I just want what belongs to me. That's not selfish.

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Listen, old lady. I'm going out, but I'll be

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back. Don't get any ideas in your foolish head

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that you can keep me out. I'll get the police.

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I'll tell them... Tell them a girl is in your

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house and a cat? Tell them they moved in and

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ate chicken and drank wine, and so did you, till

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you fell asleep on the sofa? But... But it's

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true! Does it sound true? But... I'll show them!

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They'll see! I'll hide. Where? Where would you

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hide? Under the porch. Behind a bush. Up a tree.

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In the attic. In the cellar. Under the stairs.

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Oh, I know how to hide. You've done this before.

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You've moved in on people before. I do it all

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the time. I have to live, don't I? Well, I've

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got to get going or we'll all starve. Please,

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take the cat with you. And leave you all alone.

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I want to be alone. It... It's what I'm used

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to. I'm off to the store. I won't forget you,

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Evo. I'll bring you something delicious. Be quiet,

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Cat. I want to think. I'm afraid. That's what

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I am. Scared to death. Oh, I wish I had my little

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apartment back in the city. I loved it there.

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I really did. Well, no use thinking about that.

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Those people have it now. They'd never let me

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have it again and take back this awful house.

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Why, you're purring, aren't you? Are you talking

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to me? What are you saying? Tell me. Oh, tell

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me. Because I'm not just frightened. I'm panicky.

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I don't know what to do. I don't want to do anything

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foolish. And when people are in a panic, they

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do do foolish things. Anything I did might be

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foolish. There's no use locking the door, is

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there? There's no use going to neighbors. They

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don't even know who I am. They've never seen

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me before. Neighbors. The police. Well, those

00:19:49.099 --> 00:19:52.220
are things I do in the city. Sensible things.

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Practical things. Not here, though. No, I'm...

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I'm in a strange place. In very strange circumstances.

00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:11.099
You're a very extraordinary cat. I'm not going

00:20:11.099 --> 00:20:14.279
to pretend I like you. I couldn't fool you anyhow,

00:20:14.339 --> 00:20:18.460
could I? Of course I couldn't. But you're very

00:20:18.460 --> 00:20:23.240
unusual. I'm sure you're very wise, very knowing.

00:20:24.099 --> 00:20:27.900
You must know strange things, secret things that

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I don't know, couldn't possibly know. Evil things.

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is live. And I want to live. And I can't live

00:20:42.849 --> 00:20:46.390
being afraid like this. Fear is an impossible

00:20:46.390 --> 00:20:50.789
thing to live with. So tell me, Cat, tell me

00:20:50.789 --> 00:20:56.869
what to do. I'm sure you know. And I'll do whatever

00:20:56.869 --> 00:21:17.450
you say. What did you? You wouldn't be such a

00:21:17.450 --> 00:21:24.509
fool. We're in the kitchen. Well, there you are.

00:21:24.710 --> 00:21:28.869
The two of you. We're hungry. Well, I bought

00:21:28.869 --> 00:21:32.450
plenty. Eggs and butter and all that kind of

00:21:32.450 --> 00:21:35.029
stuff for breakfast. Coffee, tea, and meat and

00:21:35.029 --> 00:21:36.769
vegetables for dinner. Enough for the whole week.

00:21:37.329 --> 00:21:39.450
The whole week? I don't want to keep going to

00:21:39.450 --> 00:21:51.299
the store. Did you have enough money for all

00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:56.599
this? Of course not, I charged it. To me? To

00:21:56.599 --> 00:22:02.940
Miss Malvina Thrip. But didn't they say anything?

00:22:03.740 --> 00:22:06.220
They don't even know me. That's how small towns

00:22:06.220 --> 00:22:11.500
are. They just went ahead and charged it? They'd

00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:13.619
never do that in the city? They gave me a couple

00:22:13.619 --> 00:22:15.940
of applications to fill out for charge accounts.

00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:17.900
I said I'd drop them by tomorrow. You'd better

00:22:17.900 --> 00:22:22.599
sign them. In the city, I always pay cash. You're

00:22:22.599 --> 00:22:25.380
not in the city now. Oh, I know, I know. So sign

00:22:25.380 --> 00:22:34.119
them. There. That fixes that. Viola, did you

00:22:34.119 --> 00:22:38.460
say... Did you tell them at the store that you

00:22:38.460 --> 00:22:42.420
were me? I said my name was Malvina Thrip, so

00:22:42.420 --> 00:22:46.480
I guess they thought I was Malvina Thrip. Uh,

00:22:47.579 --> 00:22:51.819
are you just going to sit there? Or are you going

00:22:51.819 --> 00:22:55.019
to fix us some breakfast? What should I fix?

00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:58.079
Well, I don't know about you, but I want grapefruit

00:22:58.079 --> 00:23:01.279
and fried eggs and toast. Oh, and open the caviar

00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:05.259
for the cat. Put the coffee on. And start the

00:23:05.259 --> 00:23:07.799
eggs. Before the coffee's ready? And put the

00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:10.549
bread in the toaster. I haven't unpacked the

00:23:10.549 --> 00:23:12.769
toaster. Well, then butter some bread. Cut the

00:23:12.769 --> 00:23:15.369
grapefruit. There's no knife to cut the grapefruit.

00:23:15.369 --> 00:23:17.390
Oh, let's have a little efficiency around here.

00:23:17.390 --> 00:23:20.970
There's no frying pan. Hurry up! I can't. There

00:23:20.970 --> 00:23:22.990
is the butter. There's the bread. Now put the

00:23:22.990 --> 00:23:25.730
butter on the bread. Use your fingers. I can't

00:23:25.730 --> 00:23:28.150
understand why I'm doing all this. I am telling

00:23:28.150 --> 00:23:31.589
you to. There's no reason. And you like it. I

00:23:31.589 --> 00:23:35.650
don't. You like being told what to do. I hate

00:23:35.650 --> 00:23:41.740
it. All right, Miss Thrip. You may not like it

00:23:41.740 --> 00:23:45.440
now, but you'll get where you like it never I

00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:47.980
won't you'll get where you can't live without

00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:53.000
it miss trip you just wait and see You're a very

00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:57.859
passive person miss trip and Passive people need

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someone to tell them what to do and then when

00:24:00.740 --> 00:24:02.759
they do it they get a pat on the head And they

00:24:02.759 --> 00:24:06.660
are very very happy Is that how it is that's

00:24:06.660 --> 00:24:12.589
how it is to the end of time The coffee is ready.

00:24:12.829 --> 00:24:16.069
People like you need people like me. I tell you

00:24:16.069 --> 00:24:18.230
what to do and you do it and that's what makes

00:24:18.230 --> 00:24:23.930
the world go around. Pour the coffee. Very nice.

00:24:25.190 --> 00:24:30.849
Hot and strong. Thank you. Pour yourself a cup.

00:24:32.069 --> 00:24:36.250
Thank you. I will. You're getting the hang of

00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:41.589
it. Of what? Of doing as you're told. Am I? Now,

00:24:41.690 --> 00:24:44.470
let's see. What'll I have you do next? I'm not

00:24:44.470 --> 00:24:47.289
going to do anything next. Yes, you are. No,

00:24:47.809 --> 00:24:53.970
I'm not. Get out! Get out of my house! Coffee

00:24:53.970 --> 00:24:56.529
all over my dress! It's not your dress! It's

00:24:56.529 --> 00:24:59.670
my dress! It's not your coffee! It's mine! And

00:24:59.670 --> 00:25:05.329
it's my kitchen! And my house! One more word

00:25:05.329 --> 00:25:12.690
about your house and I'll slap you again! Now

00:25:12.690 --> 00:25:17.049
I Am going upstairs and change these clothes

00:25:17.049 --> 00:25:21.470
and put something on those burns And when I come

00:25:21.470 --> 00:25:24.529
back, I want you to be in control of yourself

00:25:24.529 --> 00:25:27.470
I can't possibly be in control of myself as long

00:25:27.470 --> 00:25:33.529
as you're in this house You told me wrong cat

00:25:33.529 --> 00:25:38.119
it didn't work you told me to give in to her

00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:41.980
and do everything she wanted. And it didn't work

00:25:41.980 --> 00:25:47.039
at all. I don't think I want any more of your

00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:50.720
advice. She was asking me to be her servant.

00:25:51.660 --> 00:25:53.539
Pretty soon it would have been sweep the floor,

00:25:53.859 --> 00:25:56.240
scour the sink, take out the garbage. I'd be

00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:58.460
her personal slave for as long as she stayed

00:25:58.460 --> 00:26:02.500
here. Suppose she stayed forever. Suppose I never

00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:08.920
got my house back. Is that possible? Surely somebody

00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:15.720
would, would what? Come to the door? Who? Oh,

00:26:17.700 --> 00:26:21.619
I wish I had friends, people who cared about

00:26:21.619 --> 00:26:27.960
me and would miss me and worry about me. I used

00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:30.220
to think I only needed someone to talk to now

00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:33.900
and then, and not for very long, but that's not

00:26:33.900 --> 00:26:40.549
true now. I need someone Close. Someone who cares.

00:26:56.150 --> 00:27:02.470
Well, what's this? Both of you asleep? What kind

00:27:02.470 --> 00:27:05.690
of a household are we running here? I just...

00:27:05.630 --> 00:27:08.970
Put my head down on the table for a minute. Dirty

00:27:08.970 --> 00:27:13.589
cups? Evil, get off the table. I said, get off

00:27:13.589 --> 00:27:19.130
the table! Go lie down somewhere else. Okay,

00:27:19.250 --> 00:27:22.789
Miss Thrip. Wash the cups and then sweep the

00:27:22.789 --> 00:27:26.970
floor. Oh, here's something else. What? My dungarees.

00:27:26.990 --> 00:27:28.670
They're filthy dirty. I've been traveling in

00:27:28.670 --> 00:27:31.210
them for weeks. What am I supposed to do with

00:27:31.210 --> 00:27:35.579
them? Wash them. What do you think? You? Want

00:27:35.579 --> 00:27:38.420
me? Throw them in the washer dryer. I don't have

00:27:38.420 --> 00:27:40.839
a washer dryer. Everybody has a washer dryer.

00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:44.420
And if I did, I wouldn't wash your dirty dungarees

00:27:44.420 --> 00:27:46.599
in it. Then you're just going to have to do them

00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:49.680
by hand. No. I am not going to wash them by hand.

00:27:49.940 --> 00:27:52.559
And I'm not going to wash your clothes, or buy

00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:55.440
your food, or cook your meals. We had an arrangement.

00:27:55.500 --> 00:27:59.180
You had an arrangement. Where you'd swagger around

00:27:59.180 --> 00:28:02.000
this house, my house. and give orders, and act

00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:04.279
as if you own the place. And I would do what

00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.680
you told me. And that's the way it's going to

00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:10.440
be. It's not. That's the way it has to be, Miss

00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:13.619
Thrip. It can't. There are people who give orders

00:28:13.619 --> 00:28:16.160
and people who take them, and nobody in between.

00:28:16.359 --> 00:28:20.700
That's the way it is. That's the way it always

00:28:20.700 --> 00:28:24.299
has been. And that is the way it's going to be.

00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:30.519
Not in my house. Right here! In your house. Now,

00:28:30.660 --> 00:28:33.579
pick up those dungarees. You pick them up. Pick

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:37.680
them up! And take them to the sink and wash them!

00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:41.000
Wash them yourself, and then put them on, and

00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.200
get out of my house! Don't talk to me that way!

00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.359
You stupid old woman, I'll show you if I have

00:28:48.359 --> 00:29:11.980
to kill you! It's true what they say. Put two

00:29:11.980 --> 00:29:15.059
women in the same house, it never works out.

00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:20.720
Or am I being catty? I'll be back shortly with

00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:38.079
Act 3. Two women in the same kitchen, plus a

00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:43.289
cat. Teeth are bared. Clothes are unsheathed.

00:29:43.450 --> 00:29:47.109
Fur flies. It's a cat fight. What else could

00:29:47.109 --> 00:29:52.829
it possibly be? Did she hurt you? My arms are

00:29:52.829 --> 00:29:56.450
bleeding. Your face is bleeding too. And my hands.

00:29:57.430 --> 00:30:00.630
What got into her? I can't imagine. I thought

00:30:00.630 --> 00:30:03.849
she was asleep. Have you got some iodine? I haven't

00:30:03.849 --> 00:30:06.700
unpacked it yet. Well, unpack it. I wouldn't

00:30:06.700 --> 00:30:09.160
know where to look. Then give me some soap and

00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:12.859
water. Yes, that will do just as well. I thought

00:30:12.859 --> 00:30:16.420
that damn cat liked me. Well, you can never tell

00:30:16.420 --> 00:30:20.400
with cats. Maybe she didn't like me, but she

00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:24.539
respected me. It is very hard to get respect

00:30:24.539 --> 00:30:28.160
from cats. As hard as getting them to like you.

00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:32.200
Here's the water. And here's a towel. There's

00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:34.819
no soap. This water isn't very hot. Well, it's

00:30:34.819 --> 00:30:40.140
the best I can do. Well, that's enough. You can

00:30:40.140 --> 00:30:46.420
use it now. I don't need it. Why don't you need...

00:30:46.420 --> 00:30:52.240
Why, look at you. You haven't got a scratch.

00:30:54.140 --> 00:30:59.220
That cat didn't even touch you. But we were standing

00:30:59.220 --> 00:31:03.670
right together. She came between us. Why didn't

00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:09.130
she scratch you? Why just me? I wouldn't know.

00:31:09.910 --> 00:31:13.309
It couldn't be that she likes you. No, I don't

00:31:13.309 --> 00:31:20.450
suppose so. Once in a very long while, a cat

00:31:20.450 --> 00:31:24.789
falls in love. I've never heard of that. When

00:31:24.789 --> 00:31:31.309
a cat falls in love, it's disgusting. They lose...

00:31:31.789 --> 00:31:42.609
Everything that made them cats. Proud, beautiful

00:31:42.609 --> 00:31:48.289
animals aloof, untouchable, sitting in the softest

00:31:48.289 --> 00:31:52.930
spots, staring at things no one else can see,

00:31:54.410 --> 00:31:58.680
thinking their secret thoughts. Why the ancient

00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:01.440
Egyptians worshipped cats, kept them in temples,

00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:06.099
bowed down to them. They knew what cats are.

00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:14.619
The inscrutable. The unknowable. But when a cat

00:32:14.619 --> 00:32:20.900
falls in love, everything is changed. What happens,

00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:25.099
Viola? The cat becomes the lowest of the low.

00:32:26.019 --> 00:32:30.569
Shameless! cringing, rubbing up against the person

00:32:30.569 --> 00:32:33.329
she loves, wanting to be touched, to be held,

00:32:34.130 --> 00:32:36.250
not looking off into the distance anymore, only

00:32:36.250 --> 00:32:39.390
watching where the loved one moves. And when

00:32:39.390 --> 00:32:43.269
will he return to the cat who is waiting so patiently,

00:32:43.630 --> 00:32:48.710
loving, and longing without dignity, without

00:32:48.710 --> 00:32:54.890
pride? It sounds sweet. It's sickening, I suppose.

00:32:56.460 --> 00:33:00.319
is in love with you. Oh, I don't think so. It

00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:02.660
isn't reasonable. That's why she came between

00:33:02.660 --> 00:33:04.720
us when she thought I might hurt you and she

00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:08.519
didn't scratch you. She only scratched me. She's

00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:13.559
in love with you. She's put me out of her mind

00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:21.420
and she's in love with you. Well, that settles

00:33:21.420 --> 00:33:24.819
that. We'll get rid of her. Put her outside,

00:33:24.819 --> 00:33:27.180
you mean. What good would that do if she's in

00:33:27.180 --> 00:33:30.319
love with you? She'd get back in, no. We have

00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:33.279
to kill her. Kill her? Well, you couldn't do

00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:36.279
that. Have you got some poison? Poison? We'll

00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:39.200
put it in the caviar. But I... I don't have any

00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:41.279
poison. Why would I have any? A knife. Give me

00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.900
a knife. Well, there isn't any knife. A poker.

00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:47.400
A shovel. I don't have any of those things. I'll

00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:50.619
strangle her. That's what I'll do. You better

00:33:50.619 --> 00:33:53.130
leave her alone! Your hand! Stay in my house!

00:33:53.349 --> 00:34:02.849
I don't hate you! She loves you. Viola, you don't

00:34:02.849 --> 00:34:05.970
mean that I should... Oh, no. No, I couldn't

00:34:05.970 --> 00:34:08.909
do that. I just couldn't. Pick her up. No, no,

00:34:08.909 --> 00:34:15.690
I... Pick her up! I... I... I can't do what you

00:34:15.690 --> 00:34:19.659
said. I can't strangle a cat. You didn't mean

00:34:19.659 --> 00:34:22.400
it, did you? We'll take her upstairs and we'll

00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.900
throw her out the window. Come on. No, no, we

00:34:24.900 --> 00:34:28.280
can't do that. Nevertheless, it's what's going

00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.639
to be done. It's what you're going to do. Up

00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:36.300
the stairs now. I'm right behind you. Keep going.

00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:40.000
I never wanted this cat in my house, but that

00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:43.920
doesn't mean that I wanted this. Keep going.

00:34:44.739 --> 00:34:50.550
In here. Oh, good. The window's open. Go ahead,

00:34:50.570 --> 00:34:54.150
throw her out. I can't. I can't do it. Yes, you

00:34:54.150 --> 00:34:57.389
can. Just lean out and drop her. The doorbell.

00:34:58.510 --> 00:35:02.289
The doorbell. Come back here. Oh, it's a friend.

00:35:02.650 --> 00:35:05.289
It's a friend. Someone remembered. I'm coming.

00:35:06.429 --> 00:35:11.449
Wait. I'm coming. Another letter, Miss Thrip.

00:35:11.769 --> 00:35:16.860
Oh. Come in. This one's addressed to you. Oh,

00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:19.659
please. Please come in. I'm so glad to see you.

00:35:19.940 --> 00:35:23.780
Miss Malvina Thripp, it says. Nothing like hearing

00:35:23.780 --> 00:35:26.440
from a friend who's there. Listen, they're in

00:35:26.440 --> 00:35:29.420
the bedroom. She's going to kill her. Hold on

00:35:29.420 --> 00:35:32.440
now. Maybe she has already. She wanted me to

00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:35.280
do it, but I couldn't. What bedroom is this,

00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:37.780
Miss Thripp? The front one. Top of the stairs.

00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:42.190
I look outside. Maybe she's there. Maybe she

00:35:42.190 --> 00:35:46.909
fell in a tree, or a bush, or something. Cat?

00:35:48.170 --> 00:35:52.909
Where are you? Are you all right, Cat? Oh, please,

00:35:53.210 --> 00:35:56.429
be all right. I didn't want you in my house,

00:35:56.530 --> 00:35:59.429
but that was all. I never meant that you should...

00:35:59.429 --> 00:36:08.869
Oh, oh, where are you? Yes, yes, I'm here. What?

00:36:10.250 --> 00:36:14.869
What did you find? Upstairs? Nobody. Nothing.

00:36:16.190 --> 00:36:21.230
Nobody? No cat? No cat. Wasn't there a girl?

00:36:21.650 --> 00:36:25.769
A young girl? Nobody. Nothing. Well, both of

00:36:25.769 --> 00:36:27.829
them couldn't have gone out the window. I...

00:36:27.829 --> 00:36:29.989
I don't think both of them... Look, Miss Thrip,

00:36:30.110 --> 00:36:33.690
you're all shook up. Why don't we go into the

00:36:33.690 --> 00:36:38.329
kitchen and I'll pour you some coffee? I... I

00:36:38.329 --> 00:36:41.840
threw the coffee at her. There isn't any. Well,

00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:45.440
I'll make some fresh, and you can tell me all

00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:50.599
about the cat and the girl, the whole dream.

00:36:51.579 --> 00:36:57.340
It wasn't a dream. Well, whatever it was. You

00:36:57.340 --> 00:37:01.739
think it could have been a hallucination? Maybe

00:37:01.739 --> 00:37:04.900
something like that. You remember, I told you.

00:37:05.190 --> 00:37:08.349
There was a cat in my house. And I told you I'd

00:37:08.349 --> 00:37:12.130
inquire around about a lost cat, and I did. But

00:37:12.130 --> 00:37:16.789
nobody's lost a cat. This girl, this Viola, she

00:37:16.789 --> 00:37:18.869
went and bought things at the store. Look, look,

00:37:18.989 --> 00:37:21.369
all these groceries. She bought them. I didn't.

00:37:21.590 --> 00:37:24.130
And caviar for the cat. She charged everything

00:37:24.130 --> 00:37:28.409
to me. You sure it wasn't you charged all these

00:37:28.409 --> 00:37:31.780
things? I haven't been out of the house. What

00:37:31.780 --> 00:37:33.920
would I have done if you hadn't rung the bell?

00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:36.699
Viola was going to make me throw the cat out

00:37:36.699 --> 00:37:40.280
of the window. Miss Thrip, maybe I should call

00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.699
a doctor. Oh, I'll be all right now that you're

00:37:42.699 --> 00:37:46.559
here. You're my friend. You brought me a letter

00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:50.579
yesterday from Sam's garage, you remember? Address

00:37:50.579 --> 00:37:54.340
to resident. Yes, and I'm the resident here.

00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:58.010
I'm Malvina Thrip. And I'm the resident of this

00:37:58.010 --> 00:38:01.130
house. Sure you are. Although for a while there,

00:38:01.550 --> 00:38:04.250
I didn't know if I really was the resident of

00:38:04.250 --> 00:38:07.449
this house. Well, I wouldn't have taken the letter

00:38:07.449 --> 00:38:11.590
from you if I wasn't. Would I? Resident means

00:38:11.590 --> 00:38:15.210
anybody who's living here. And I'm living here.

00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:20.969
I was at the time. And I am. Of course. Of course

00:38:20.969 --> 00:38:28.119
you are. You don't think... I'm out of my head,

00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:32.760
do you? Oh, not necessarily. You were upset.

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I'm going to call a doctor for you, eh? Well,

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there's no phone. I haven't had one put in yet.

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I'll go next door. Oh, don't go. Don't. Don't

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leave me. You don't believe me. You don't think

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there was any cat here or any girl or that we

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ate chicken and drank wine and the cat ate the

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bones. And in the morning she came downstairs

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and she was holding the cat in her arms and I

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was on the couch. I'd been there all night. I

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think... I think I was drunk from the wine. Drunk,

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huh? Well, the bottle must be around here somewhere.

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I don't see it. And she told me to get breakfast

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and wash the dishes and then to sweep the floor

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and wash her dungarees, her dirty dungarees.

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Look! Look! There they are, her dirty, filthy

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dungarees. Are they not yours? You don't think

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I'd wear anything like that, do you? Oh, lots

00:39:29.170 --> 00:39:34.010
of women wear dungarees these days. What was

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this girl wearing if she wasn't wearing her dungarees?

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My dress. Can you imagine? She was wearing my

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dress till I threw the coffee pot at her. Threw

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the coffee pot at her, did you? Yes, and the

00:39:46.690 --> 00:39:50.329
cat attacked her. You don't say. Not me, just

00:39:50.329 --> 00:39:53.329
her. Mm -hmm, and she said the cat was in love

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with me Now I don't know if that was true If

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such a thing could be true, but she said it was

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and she said in that case We would have to kill

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the cat poison it or stab it or strangle it,

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but I couldn't do that Of course not not any

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of those things Then she said we'd take the cat

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upstairs and throw it out of the window And that's

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where we were, when you rang the front doorbell,

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and oh, was I glad. You don't believe any of

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it, do you? Where now? Let's just say you've

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been through a lot, what with one thing and another.

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Oh, I have. What you need is something to calm

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you down. Well, I never take anything like that.

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Oh, just something mild to relax your nerves.

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I'll be all right now that I have my house back.

00:40:52.190 --> 00:40:55.469
There's a very nice doctor lives not far from

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here. He's on my mail route. I'll call him and

00:40:58.489 --> 00:41:01.909
ask him to stop over. Oh, please, don't go. He'll

00:41:01.909 --> 00:41:07.929
fix you up fine. Hey, look what's coming up the

00:41:07.929 --> 00:41:17.510
wall. I'm so glad to see you. Careful. Don't

00:41:17.510 --> 00:41:20.329
let her in the house. Oh, that's all right. I've

00:41:20.329 --> 00:41:23.130
gotten sort of fond of her. And she's, well,

00:41:24.030 --> 00:41:27.329
she's rather fond of me. Oh, see. Almost forgot

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what I came by for. Got a letter for you. Another

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circular? Not Sam's garage again. Oh, no, no.

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Addressed to you, Miss Malvina Thrip. Well, for

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heaven's sakes. It's from the city, my old address,

00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.260
where I used to live. Miss you already, do they?

00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:49.360
Well, I don't think anyone misses me. I didn't

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even tell anyone I was moving. Open the letter.

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Why don't you? Imagine. My hands are shaking.

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Want me to do it for you? No. No, that's all

00:42:00.980 --> 00:42:09.550
right. Why? It's from the people who took my

00:42:09.550 --> 00:42:11.969
apartment, the people who used to own this house.

00:42:12.429 --> 00:42:18.730
I told you, we traded. Well, dear Miss Thrip,

00:42:19.550 --> 00:42:22.090
we hope you are enjoying the little house as

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much as we are enjoying your apartment. One day

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soon, if it's all right with you, we want to

00:42:29.369 --> 00:42:33.670
drive up and see you. Well, and how you're getting

00:42:33.670 --> 00:42:41.300
along. Also to pick up... Our cat. We came away

00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:45.219
in such a hurry, she got left behind. Will you

00:42:45.219 --> 00:42:48.119
be kind enough to let her share your house until

00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:51.400
we can make arrangements? She's a dear, sweet

00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:59.500
thing. Her name is Viola. And we know you will

00:42:59.500 --> 00:43:19.539
love her as much as we do. Sweet Viola. Good

00:43:19.539 --> 00:43:25.420
Viola. Or is she vicious Viola? Violent Viola.

00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:31.840
Vile Viola. Hmm? Well, anyway, for the time being,

00:43:32.340 --> 00:43:35.500
Viola has a home with Miss Valvina Thrip, the

00:43:35.500 --> 00:43:38.840
resident. May they both rest safe and sound.

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I'll be back shortly. There's so much good in

00:43:54.070 --> 00:43:57.590
the worst of us and so much bad in the best of

00:43:57.590 --> 00:44:01.650
us. It scarcely behooves any of us to talk about

00:44:01.650 --> 00:44:06.269
the rest of us. So the poet said, think about

00:44:06.269 --> 00:44:10.849
it. That's what I'm going to do. Our cast included

00:44:10.849 --> 00:44:13.670
Carmen Matthews, Joan Loring, and Gilbert Mack.

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The entire production was under the direction

00:44:16.429 --> 00:44:19.750
of Hyman Brown. This is E .G. Marshall inviting

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you to return to our Mystery Theater. for another

00:44:22.849 --> 00:44:29.110
adventure in the macabre. Until next time, pleasant

00:44:29.110 --> 00:44:30.230
dreams.
