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Come in. Welcome. I'm E .G. Marshall. Welcome

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to the sound of suspense. To the fear you can

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hear. A psychiatrist once said that the human

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brain is like a spider's web. Together all the

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strands are strong. But taken one by one, each

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can easily be broken and the web destroyed. There

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are countless cases of human brains broken and

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smashed in just this way, step by step, strand

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by strand. And I can't help wondering, is this

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what happened to young Jennifer Brady? Please,

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officer. I'm not out of my mind. I didn't say

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you were. No, but everybody else does, and I'm

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not. I'm not. I don't mean you're off crazy because

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you had a bad dream. It was no dream. It happened.

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I tell you, it happened. No, ma 'am, it didn't.

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You see, it couldn't have. A thing like that

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to happen. Impossible. Our mystery drama, Honeymoon

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with Death, was written especially for the Radio

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Mystery Theatre by George Lother and stars Lois

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Nettleton. I'll be back shortly with Act One.

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What makes Jennifer Brady think she's going out

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of her mind? What strange thing happened that

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couldn't have happened? Perhaps we can find out

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together. It was a wonderful honeymoon, Howard.

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I can't tell you how much I enjoyed it. Adored

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it. But you know something, Howard? You know

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something? What, Jennifer? What? It's wonderful

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to be back home. These last ten days driving

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back from San Francisco, I kept thinking... When,

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oh, when will I be back in my own bedroom, in

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my own bed, in my own little old New York brownstone

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house? Oh, I shouldn't have said that, should

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I? What? Said what, Jennifer? Am I bothering

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you with all my chatter, Howard? Bothering me?

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How could you possibly bother me, sweetheart?

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I'm just trying to catch up with all that nail

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Margaret left on the living room table. Oh, hey,

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I haven't seen that negligee before. I saved

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it for a homecoming night. Like? I can see a

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whole month of honeymooning hasn't changed you

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a bit. When I've got a bride as beautiful and

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sexy as you, our whole life is gonna be a honeymoon.

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Now, tell me, what was it you shouldn't have

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said? What? Oh, I've forgotten. Something about

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your own little old New York brownstone house.

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Oh, well, what I meant... It's not just mine

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anymore. It's yours now, too And your sister

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Maggie's you both inherited this old brownstone

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from your father, though I must say I think that

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you I mean we Have the better of the bargain.

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What do you mean? I much prefer this top floor

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apartment. Don't you? Oh, yes Luckily Maggie

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always preferred the downstairs part. No climbing

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stairs stairs won't bother me I'll take them

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two three at a time knowing that you were waiting

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at the top of them Well, you were better finish

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brushing your hair. I'll finish that mail in

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the living room Howard yes about the car. What

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about it? You think it's safe parked out in the

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street one night won't hurt. I'd feel awful if

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anything happened to it You know Sometimes on

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our honeymoon trip. I couldn't help wondering

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which you loved more your new car or me. Oh Well,

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I guess one night in the street is safe enough

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you can find a garage tomorrow Howard you lock

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the car you have the keys haven't you Howard

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Howard can't you hear me I asked you What are

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you doing? Come back into the house out in the

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street like you did in your nightgown. Scream!

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Maggie, it's Howard! Jennifer, come back into

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the house! You're going to have your attacks.

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No! No, Howard! He's dead! He's up there sitting

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in a chair with a knife in his chest! Jennifer,

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please, now stop it. Stop it! Come back in now.

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Come on. Come on. I'll phone... I'll phone Dr.

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Sullivan. I don't need Dr. Sullivan. I tell you

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how... The neighbors haven't heard or seen anything.

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Now look, Jen, you sit here on the couch and

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try to hold on. I'll phone Dr. Sullivan. Maggie!

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Howard is dead. He's up there in our apartment.

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Dead! Jennifer, please now try to control yourself.

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There's no one named Howard here. What? What

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do you mean? No one named Howard? Lansing my

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husband the man I've been on a honeymoon with

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for a whole month and home just a few hours ago

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and Stop looking at me like that. All right All

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right Now look Jennifer, I'll tell you what I'm

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going to do I'll go upstairs and I'll see if

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anybody's there Howard's there. All right. All

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right, if this Howard is there and if he's dead,

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then I'll phone the police All right But if he

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isn't, then I'm going to phone Dr. Sullivan,

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have him come right over. Is that agreed? What's

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that? It's just the front door bell, Jennifer.

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Oh, yes, officer? Officer Helmets, ma 'am. Ed

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Helmets. Anything wrong? No, no. you mean no

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my husband's been murdered he's upstairs dead

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a knife in his chest Jennifer please officer

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there is no one upstairs dead or alive well then

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what was all the screaming about I'm walking

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the beach just up at the corner and I hear all

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this screaming nothing believe me it's nothing

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officer officer will you do me a favor sure if

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I can would you would you go upstairs please

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and see for yourself officer my sister is is

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A highly emotional woman. Please? Would you please?

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Sure. Make you feel any better? Sure. Oh, Jen.

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Jen, what am I going to do with you? You know

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what Dr. Sullivan said. Dr. Sullivan? He said

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if you had another one of these attacks, you

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were going to have to be... I am not having an

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attack. I am as sane as you are. Don't look at

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me like that, Maggie. I am. Well... Well, officer?

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Well, there's nobody up there, ma 'am. Nobody?

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But there is somebody. My husband, Howard. He's

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sitting in a chair with a knife in his chest,

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blood all over. No, no, no, ma 'am. But that's

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impossible. Impossible, I tell you. It's impossible.

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I couldn't... Maybe you want to see for yourself.

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I'll go up with you sir. Thank you very much,

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but there's no I do want to see for myself will

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you? Sure I'll come with you No one second thought

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what's the use I mean I'm I'm really very tired

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of this sort of thing what sort of thing never

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mind officer just You go ahead Now is this the

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room where you thought that Huh, I Can't believe

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it It's impossible you can see for yourself five

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minutes ago five minutes ago, I tell you in this

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chair He was sitting back in this chair and there

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was a knife sticking out of his chest The mail.

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The mail was scattered all over the floor. Mail?

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We'd just come back from our honeymoon. We'd

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only been in the house a few hours. And Maggie

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had left all the mail that had collected for

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a month on the table, on this table. Well, you

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can see, ma 'am, no mail. And blood. There was

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blood on the carpet, some on the mail. Well,

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no mail, no blood. You don't mind me saying so.

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I think you... Well, maybe you had a dream, a

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nightmare, huh? Please. I'm not out of my mind.

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I didn't say you were. No, but everybody else

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does and I'm not. I'm not. It don't mean you're

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out of your mind because you had a bad dream.

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It was no dream. It happened. I tell you it happened.

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Howard was here in the living room reading the

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mail. I was talking to him from the bedroom.

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I had just taken a bath and I was brushing my

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hair. Wait. I know. I know. I hadn't emptied

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the tub. The water's still there. It must be.

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I'll show you. I don't understand it. Tub's bone

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dry, ma 'am. Hasn't been used. Now, not tonight,

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anyway. His clothes. Howard's clothes. He'd empty

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his suitcases and put his clothes in the closet.

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Here's his suitcases, too. Just ladies clothes.

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Yours, ma 'am? Yes Now hey now hey look don't

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cry I am Hey, look look this dream. Yeah, it

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was no dream. Okay. Okay, so maybe you imagine

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I didn't imagine anything Do you imagine a husband?

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You imagine a month -long honeymoon You imagine

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a man in a chair with a knife in his chest I

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gotta admit, you'd have to have a darn strong

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imagination. But they tell me that's what artists

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got. Artists? You are an artist, aren't you?

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That painting there on the easel? Oh, that's

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just a hobby. I haven't touched that since I

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left on my honeymoon. No? What do you mean? How

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long does it take... paint to dry. Oh, a day,

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thereabouts. Well, this paint's still wet. Plenty

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wet. Look at my finger. Oh, now don't stop crying

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again. A woman crying, it makes me feel awful.

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I'm sorry. Look, when you dreamed it or imagined

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it. I didn't. I didn't. Oh, yeah, well. I know,

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I know I've had spells. spells What what kind

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of spells oh? I've always been High -strung nervous

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you know I don't know if I know I mean me well.

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I'm the other way I haven't got a nerve my whole

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body. I envy you You've never been to a psychiatrist

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a Shrink no no me no me you ask me anybody goes

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to a shrink ought to have his head examined That's

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a that's a joke you get it. Yes. Well, and then

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then laugh a little bit. Come on. Do you good?

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I can't No, of course you can't I'm sorry. I'm

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sorry. I should have known better than to even

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try and make a joke. I'm You you go to a psychiatrist,

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huh? Yes not regularly Sometimes what times?

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Oh When I sort of get all keyed up and start

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having crying spells and feeling so sad So sad

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I could die Well, what's to feel sad about chick

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like I mean, excuse me a pretty girl like you

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with everything in life to live for What's to

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be sad? I? Don't know Some people feel sad for

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no reason at all They just suffer from depressions

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Excuse me. Oh Yes, ma 'am, Jennifer. Dr. Sullivan

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is on his way over. I just phoned him All right,

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and officer. Thank you very much for trying to

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help. Oh, not at all ma 'am Not at all glad to

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do what I could I'll show you out. Well, that's

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okay. No, no, sorry. I'll come with you I'll

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be just a minute Jen Officer I am I wanted to

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ask you. You don't have to say anything about

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this, do you? I mean, put it in your report or

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anything. Oh, no, no, no. There's been no damage

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or anything like that. Does she get this way

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often, your sister? Well, often enough. She hallucinates,

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you see. Huh? Come again? Hallucinates? It means...

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Well, just what you saw. She was totally convinced

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there was a murdered man up there. Her husband,

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no less. Well, you saw for yourself. Husband.

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Jennifer's never even had a boyfriend. A cute

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doll? I mean, a pretty girl like that? Well,

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it's all part of her condition. She's afraid

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of people. Men, especially. I wish she could

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become less afraid, more outgoing. If these spells

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of hers get any worse, she may lose her mind

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altogether. Oh, say, I hope not. A sweet kid

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like that, I sure hope not. I know, so do I.

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Well... Looks like we've had a little shower.

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Street's wet. It was drizzling a little when

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I came in. Well, good night, ma 'am, and if you

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need... Wait! Wait! The car! The car! The car?

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What car? Howard's. The little red sports car

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he was so fond of. It... It isn't there. But

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it was. I know it was. Officer, thanks again,

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and good night. Good night, ladies. Jen, dear.

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Until Dr. Sullivan gets here, I think you should

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lie down and rest. I don't want to lie down.

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Well, then just stretch out on the couch and

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I'll make some tea for us. Well, that's probably

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Dr. Sullivan now. Oh. Yes? Excuse me, ma 'am.

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I just wanted to get something straight. Yes.

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Your sister, did she say... Oh, ma 'am. Yes,

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officer. Did you say that car was a little sports

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car? Yes. Why? Well, nothing, only there was

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one parked out there in the street. What do you

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mean? Well, we've had a shower, see, and I happened

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to notice the street's dry in one spot. There

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must have been a car standing there while it

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was raining. A small car. Officer, please don't

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make things worse for me or for my sister. I

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mean, there's nothing unusual about a car being

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parked in the street. No. Good night, officer.

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Funny, though. Funny. What exactly is it that

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strikes Officer Helmut as funny? Perhaps we'll

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know when I return shortly with Act Two. Has

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a horrible murder been done? Or is Jennifer Brady

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losing her mind? Did she find the body of her

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husband Howard Lansing seated in the living room

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with a knife in his chest? Or did she imagine

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the frightful scene? Is she married? Was there

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a honeymoon? Here's young patrolman Ed Helmer

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at the front door of the brownstone house where

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Jennifer and her sister Maggie live and it's

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the following morning Oh It's you yeah Well,

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won't you come in? Thanks. Thank you for what

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you did last night. Just doing my job, Mrs. I

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don't know what to call you. I don't know what

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to call myself. I don't know if I'm Mrs. Howard

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Lansing or Miss Jennifer Brady. Not after last

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night. Well, I suppose I just call you Jennifer.

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You can call me Ed. Ed Helmut. What are you doing

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here? Well, I'm off duty, see. I'm on the four

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to midnight beat, and I just thought I'd drop

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around and see how you were doing. Oh, well,

00:18:15.180 --> 00:18:18.200
I'm all right. You mind if I ask you a couple

00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:21.920
of questions, Jennifer? No. It's your job, isn't

00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:26.740
it? Well, yes and no, yes and no. In fact, being

00:18:26.740 --> 00:18:29.660
off duty now, I'm kind of asking these questions

00:18:29.660 --> 00:18:36.500
on my own. You know what I mean? I don't. Not

00:18:36.500 --> 00:18:41.279
really. Well, I tell you, that car of your husband's...

00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:44.559
If I didn't just imagine a husband. Yeah, well,

00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:48.539
if you didn't, that car of his, that little red

00:18:48.539 --> 00:18:52.109
sports car you mentioned, well... There was a

00:18:52.109 --> 00:18:55.190
car parked out front last night, and it was a

00:18:55.190 --> 00:18:57.509
little sports car. If it wasn't there when you

00:18:57.509 --> 00:19:01.789
left. Well, the space it left. It rained, remember,

00:19:01.869 --> 00:19:05.410
while the car was standing at the curb? Oh, yes.

00:19:05.769 --> 00:19:07.750
So at least you were right about there being

00:19:07.750 --> 00:19:12.789
a car. I mean, you didn't dream that up. It could

00:19:12.789 --> 00:19:15.990
have been anyone's car, as Maggie said. Oh, that's

00:19:15.990 --> 00:19:19.029
for sure. Still though, it could have been a

00:19:19.029 --> 00:19:21.849
car belonging to a guy named Howard Lansing,

00:19:21.849 --> 00:19:28.069
couldn't it? Couldn't it? Why are you doing this?

00:19:28.210 --> 00:19:32.329
Come again? Well, you know that I'm not well,

00:19:33.569 --> 00:19:37.990
that all my life I've had nervous problems, that...

00:19:37.990 --> 00:19:41.349
Oh, I can't believe it, but I must have dreamed

00:19:41.349 --> 00:19:45.170
it all up. Howard Lansing marrying him going

00:19:45.170 --> 00:19:47.230
on a honeymoon across country and back coming

00:19:47.230 --> 00:19:51.349
home last night finding a murdered I Must have

00:19:51.349 --> 00:19:55.109
imagined it all Maggie says I did dr. Sullivan

00:19:55.109 --> 00:19:59.190
says I did so why are you? Why are you you know

00:19:59.190 --> 00:20:01.829
something? I I don't know maybe it's because

00:20:01.829 --> 00:20:12.309
Well, well what I am I kind of like you and Well

00:20:12.309 --> 00:20:14.690
me I didn't get much sleep either last night

00:20:14.690 --> 00:20:16.970
thinking about this whole thing thinking about

00:20:16.970 --> 00:20:21.390
you and Well, I'm kind of wishing I could straighten

00:20:21.390 --> 00:20:26.049
things out for you, that's Very sweet of you

00:20:26.049 --> 00:20:33.890
officer But call me Ed Ed It's sweet of you But

00:20:33.890 --> 00:20:39.990
you you're wasting your time I'm mentally mentally

00:20:39.990 --> 00:20:44.269
come on now come on now don't cry you had a bad

00:20:44.269 --> 00:20:47.410
dream that's all a nightmare it was more than

00:20:47.410 --> 00:20:50.750
that much more than that when you dream something

00:20:50.750 --> 00:20:53.250
you wake up and you know it was a dream I'm still

00:20:53.250 --> 00:20:58.170
living it I remember the ceremony the hotels

00:20:58.170 --> 00:21:03.529
we stayed at the things we did even Howard fussing

00:21:03.529 --> 00:21:06.670
constantly fussing with his new car there's there's

00:21:06.670 --> 00:21:09.759
that car again What do you mean, fussing with

00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:15.160
it? Oh, just that he was always polishing it,

00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:18.099
checking this and that. Fussing, that's all.

00:21:18.700 --> 00:21:22.119
And you remember all about the ceremony and the

00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:26.099
hotels and like that? It's all as vivid as if

00:21:26.099 --> 00:21:31.359
it had actually happened. Tell me about the wedding.

00:21:32.170 --> 00:21:35.910
Who married you? Nobody married me, Ed. I imagined...

00:21:35.910 --> 00:21:39.769
Okay, okay. So where did you imagine you got

00:21:39.769 --> 00:21:45.269
married? A little town in Jersey. By a Justice

00:21:45.269 --> 00:21:48.930
of the Peace. What little town? What J .P.? I

00:21:48.930 --> 00:21:51.089
don't know. It was night and we just pulled off

00:21:51.089 --> 00:21:53.950
the Garden State Parkway. Howard had said he

00:21:53.950 --> 00:21:56.849
knew a place, a Justice of the Peace. Okay, okay.

00:21:57.309 --> 00:22:04.390
What about hotels? Well... I remember we stayed

00:22:04.390 --> 00:22:06.910
at the Ambassador in Chicago and the Statler

00:22:06.910 --> 00:22:11.150
in St. Louis, the Beverly in Los Angeles, and...

00:22:11.150 --> 00:22:15.670
Oh. That you, Maggie? Yes, Jen. Well, any calls?

00:22:15.829 --> 00:22:20.609
Well, I... Oh. Uh, hello, Miss Brady. Aren't

00:22:20.609 --> 00:22:22.430
you the policeman who was here last night? Yeah,

00:22:22.430 --> 00:22:24.150
that's right. Uh, you're wondering what I'm doing

00:22:24.150 --> 00:22:27.410
here now, huh? Well, yes, I am. I just, uh, dropped

00:22:27.410 --> 00:22:30.930
in to see how Jen was doing, that's all. Jen?

00:22:32.069 --> 00:22:35.990
I mean, excuse me, Miss Brady. I was never much

00:22:35.990 --> 00:22:38.789
for being formal. Yes, obviously. Have you been

00:22:38.789 --> 00:22:42.230
here long? No, ten minutes or so. Well, I don't

00:22:42.230 --> 00:22:43.690
mean to hurry you, officer, but Jennifer and

00:22:43.690 --> 00:22:45.950
I have an appointment in one hour with her psychiatrist,

00:22:46.150 --> 00:22:49.569
Dr. Sullivan. Say, would that be Dr. Martin Sullivan

00:22:49.569 --> 00:22:53.349
on Park Avenue? No, Dr. Arnold Sullivan on East

00:22:53.349 --> 00:22:57.279
82nd. Oh. You seem terribly interested in Jennifer's

00:22:57.279 --> 00:23:01.059
psychiatrist. Me? Oh, no, no. I just ask a lot

00:23:01.059 --> 00:23:05.779
of questions. I trained myself. You trained yourself?

00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:08.460
You're going to laugh. I know you're going to

00:23:08.460 --> 00:23:12.299
laugh, but would you believe I want to be a detective

00:23:12.299 --> 00:23:15.759
someday? Of course I'd believe it. Why shouldn't

00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:19.240
I? Ask my sergeant. He thinks I'm something else

00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:21.480
wanting to be a detective. He laughs himself

00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:24.329
silly. Well, I certainly wouldn't laugh. I think

00:23:24.329 --> 00:23:26.809
it's commendable. You think I could make it,

00:23:27.009 --> 00:23:31.349
detective? Of course you could. Well, say, that's

00:23:31.349 --> 00:23:33.230
a real shot in the arm. I mean, someone like

00:23:33.230 --> 00:23:36.089
you thinking that someone like me, I mean, just

00:23:36.089 --> 00:23:39.130
a cop and new on the force at that. As I said,

00:23:39.269 --> 00:23:41.349
officer, I don't like to hurry you, but... I'm

00:23:41.349 --> 00:23:44.190
going. Going, Miss Brady. Going right now. Nice

00:23:44.190 --> 00:23:46.970
seeing you again, Jen. I'll show you out. No,

00:23:46.970 --> 00:23:50.130
that's okay. Some detective I'd make if I couldn't

00:23:50.130 --> 00:23:54.109
find the front door. Jennifer, would you answer

00:23:54.109 --> 00:23:59.630
that, please? Of course. Oh, my God. Jennifer,

00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:03.970
what is it? Help me! Oh, my God, Maggie! Ed,

00:24:04.009 --> 00:24:07.849
help me! What? He's there! At the front door,

00:24:07.970 --> 00:24:12.450
he's there! Howard! I'm sorry, is something...

00:24:12.450 --> 00:24:15.630
What was all the trouble? You were dead! Murdered!

00:24:16.079 --> 00:24:18.420
What? Last night after we got home from our honeymoon,

00:24:18.660 --> 00:24:20.960
I found you in your chair stabbed to death. Last

00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:23.859
night, honey? Stab? Maggie, what is this? Jen's

00:24:23.859 --> 00:24:25.740
having another one of her spells, Howard. That's

00:24:25.740 --> 00:24:28.180
all. Oh, I see. What do you mean, you see? You

00:24:28.180 --> 00:24:31.259
see what? We're just... Excuse me. Who are you?

00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:35.200
My name is Ed Helmut. Officer Ed Helmut. I'm

00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:37.720
a cop. A cop? Howard, I'll explain later what

00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:40.440
went on here last night. I don't understand this.

00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:42.400
I don't understand it. You're talking to Howard

00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.779
as if nothing had happened. Jennifer, nothing

00:24:44.779 --> 00:24:48.339
did. He exists. He's standing right here. He

00:24:48.339 --> 00:24:51.000
exists. And last night you acted as if you'd

00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.500
never heard of him. As if there was no such person

00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:55.880
as Howard Lansing. I don't remember. You did.

00:24:55.920 --> 00:25:00.700
You did. Stop it! Now stop it! Control yourself!

00:25:01.880 --> 00:25:05.019
Officer, you are leaving. Well, there's some

00:25:05.019 --> 00:25:08.000
questions I better get the answers to. Officer,

00:25:08.059 --> 00:25:10.259
this is a private matter. It's a family affair.

00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:13.119
Well, now that depends on how you look at it.

00:25:14.180 --> 00:25:16.680
Are you Howard Lansing? Of course I'm Howard

00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:18.559
Lansing. Why do you ask such a question? Howard,

00:25:19.619 --> 00:25:22.920
Jen had one of her mental lapses last night.

00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.960
She imagined that you and she... We're married

00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:30.279
and that you just come back from your honeymoon.

00:25:30.299 --> 00:25:32.960
Oh good lord. And then during this hallucination

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.740
she thought she had found you with a knife in

00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:38.880
your chest, dead. Oh no, poor little Jenny. She

00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:40.680
ran screaming into the street. Luckily I got

00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:42.640
her back into the house before she caused a disturbance,

00:25:42.660 --> 00:25:44.640
although this officer did hear the screams and

00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:46.119
came to investigate. What did you call Dr. Sullivan?

00:25:46.140 --> 00:25:48.099
Of course, of course I did. He came over but

00:25:48.099 --> 00:25:49.839
there wasn't much he could do except order some

00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:52.619
new sleeping pills. We're seeing him in his office

00:25:52.619 --> 00:25:55.940
at 11 this morning. Just one more question, Mr.

00:25:56.119 --> 00:25:59.599
Lansing. Yes? Just where do you fit in here?

00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:03.440
I mean, who are you? To the family, I mean. I'm

00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:05.839
Miss Brady's fiancee. Margaret, not Jennifer.

00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:11.960
Oh. I see. No. No, I'm afraid you don't see.

00:26:11.980 --> 00:26:15.279
Not all of it. Look, since we've gone this far,

00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:18.740
you might as well know the rest of it. Jennifer

00:26:18.740 --> 00:26:22.410
has always had a... Well a thing for Howard.

00:26:22.430 --> 00:26:24.329
She's not jealous that he's going to marry me

00:26:24.329 --> 00:26:26.910
and not her don't think that but the whole situation

00:26:26.910 --> 00:26:30.369
has been a Severe strain on her a very severe

00:26:30.369 --> 00:26:32.470
strike almost certainly That's why her hallucination

00:26:32.470 --> 00:26:34.750
last night took the form that it did thinking

00:26:34.750 --> 00:26:36.390
she'd been married to me and all the rest of

00:26:36.390 --> 00:26:43.210
it Yeah, that makes sense Well I'll be on my

00:26:43.210 --> 00:26:50.039
way Hey, hey, hey now you you take it easy And

00:26:50.039 --> 00:26:53.339
me, if it's okay with you, I'm gonna be in touch.

00:26:55.099 --> 00:27:03.579
I'll see my way out. Hey. Hey, Mr. Lansing. You

00:27:03.579 --> 00:27:06.440
have got a little red sports car. Well, yes,

00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:09.559
that's it. Parked at the curb. Why? Well, Jen,

00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:13.220
Miss Brady, she seemed to make a big thing out

00:27:13.220 --> 00:27:16.039
of it. On the honeymoon that didn't happen, I

00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:20.640
mean. Big thing? Well, what I mean, she said

00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:23.119
you were always fussing with it, polishing it

00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.000
and like that. Sure looks as if you do. Well,

00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:28.339
I do. I'm a sports car buff if you want to know.

00:27:28.819 --> 00:27:31.740
Wish I could own a car like that. Put on a cop's

00:27:31.740 --> 00:27:35.059
salary. You had it long? Two or three months.

00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:38.640
How many miles you put on it? You ask a lot of

00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:41.700
questions. Just interested, that's all. Close

00:27:41.700 --> 00:27:44.160
to 10 ,000, I think. Well, that's a lot of miles

00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:46.460
in three months. I do a lot of driving. Your

00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:49.819
business, huh? No, I don't work. Don't have to.

00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:53.200
Just like to drive. Short trips, but they add

00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:56.900
up. If I had a car like that, I'd go for long

00:27:56.900 --> 00:28:00.380
trips, like cross -country. Well, maybe someday

00:28:00.380 --> 00:28:02.980
I will, but so far I haven't had the interest.

00:28:03.900 --> 00:28:12.039
Yeah. Well, see you. Bye. Where is she? Upstairs,

00:28:12.380 --> 00:28:15.039
changing for appointment with Sullivan. I don't

00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.900
like this, Maggie. You don't like it. You don't

00:28:17.900 --> 00:28:20.700
like it! All the stupid things walking in here

00:28:20.700 --> 00:28:22.500
when that cop was here. How did I know he was

00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:25.200
here? To come to that, why did you let her run

00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:26.579
screaming into the street last night? Howard,

00:28:26.619 --> 00:28:28.660
come to your senses. Was there any other way?

00:28:29.180 --> 00:28:32.019
No, I guess there wasn't. I'm afraid we're going

00:28:32.019 --> 00:28:34.079
to have to move faster than we planned. Why?

00:28:34.859 --> 00:28:38.599
That young cop's pretty nosy. Come over here

00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:50.019
to the window. What? Look down there. What the

00:28:50.019 --> 00:28:53.000
hell is he doing? He's measuring the size of

00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:55.480
your car from front to back wheels. What's he

00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:57.980
doing that for? I don't know. He's doing it.

00:28:58.119 --> 00:29:02.859
I don't like it. No, Howard, we won't commit

00:29:02.859 --> 00:29:06.599
Jennifer now. Well, if we don't commit her, what

00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:18.200
will we do with her? Kill her. Clearly Maggie

00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:22.339
and Howard faked his murder. But how could they

00:29:22.339 --> 00:29:25.900
have managed it? And how will they kill Jennifer?

00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:42.359
We'll return shortly with Act 3. Were you as

00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:44.619
shocked as I to discover that Howard Lansing

00:29:44.619 --> 00:29:49.349
is very much alive? I can't fathom it, can you?

00:29:50.329 --> 00:29:53.490
No more than, well, ten minutes could have passed

00:29:53.490 --> 00:29:55.690
between the time Jennifer saw him slumped in

00:29:55.690 --> 00:29:58.609
that chair with a knife in his chest, blood all

00:29:58.609 --> 00:30:01.250
over everything, and the time Officer Helmut

00:30:01.250 --> 00:30:05.450
entered the room to find no body, no blood, nothing

00:30:05.450 --> 00:30:08.589
to indicate that a murder had taken place. It

00:30:08.589 --> 00:30:10.650
would have been impossible for Howard Lansing

00:30:10.650 --> 00:30:13.349
and Margaret Brady to restore perfect order to

00:30:13.349 --> 00:30:16.579
that room in so short a time. Even to Howard's

00:30:16.579 --> 00:30:19.640
clothes and luggage no longer in the closet a

00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:24.720
bone -dry bathtub and the rest of it Got me puzzled

00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:28.599
Well, we'll soon have the answer as we rejoin

00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:31.500
Maggie and Howard killer. There's nothing else

00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:34.220
we can do We can do what we planned originally

00:30:34.220 --> 00:30:37.400
commit it won't work. Not now. Why not? Your

00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:39.259
answer is right out there in the street. The

00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:43.559
cop was just finished measuring your car No,

00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:46.690
what's he doing? Quite obviously getting into

00:30:46.690 --> 00:30:48.829
your car. I think I'd better get out there and

00:30:48.829 --> 00:30:50.869
see what he's up to. I was just about to suggest

00:30:50.869 --> 00:30:56.950
it, Howard. Officer, what are you doing in my

00:30:56.950 --> 00:31:00.230
car? Oh, say, Mr. Lansing. Say, I hope you don't

00:31:00.230 --> 00:31:03.130
mind. Like I told you, I want to own a little

00:31:03.130 --> 00:31:06.109
sports car like this myself someday. Well, I

00:31:06.109 --> 00:31:08.529
just couldn't help sitting behind the wheel.

00:31:08.700 --> 00:31:10.299
Say, I hope you don't mind. As a matter of fact,

00:31:10.339 --> 00:31:13.519
I do mind. Oh, well, say, please excuse me. I

00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:15.400
just kind of flip over a car like this, that's

00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:17.299
all. Is that why you were measuring the wheelbase?

00:31:18.140 --> 00:31:22.039
Measuring? Oh, that! Yes, that. I saw you from

00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:24.759
the window. Yeah, well, now I tell you, I want

00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:27.680
to get to be a detective someday, see? And I'm

00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:31.319
studying, like fingerprints and stains and like

00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:34.240
that, and measuring. Now, measuring things is

00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:37.099
important, very important. You'd be surprised

00:31:37.099 --> 00:31:40.859
how important measuring things is. So, I take

00:31:40.859 --> 00:31:43.299
every opportunity to measure things. Ah, yes.

00:31:43.339 --> 00:31:45.740
Well... Like last night. Were you here last night?

00:31:46.140 --> 00:31:49.059
No, I was not here last night. Funny. What's

00:31:49.059 --> 00:31:52.500
funny? Well, last night, Jennifer, Miss Brady,

00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:57.180
she set a car. In fact, your car was parked outside

00:31:57.180 --> 00:32:00.259
here. Only it wasn't. I mean, when we looked,

00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:02.759
no car. Well, I just told you that... Yeah, but

00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:06.680
there had been a car. You see it had rained and

00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:08.900
the car was standing out here during the rain

00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:13.319
and left a dry space in the street And I measured

00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.940
that too couldn't help myself become a habit,

00:32:16.099 --> 00:32:17.740
you know Well, I fail to see what this has to

00:32:17.740 --> 00:32:22.069
do with any tentacle same wheelbase that car,

00:32:22.289 --> 00:32:24.269
and this one. Look, there are probably thousands

00:32:24.269 --> 00:32:26.630
of sports cars in New York. I'm not saying it

00:32:26.630 --> 00:32:29.210
was the same car. Oh, no, nothing like that.

00:32:29.250 --> 00:32:32.289
I'm only saying the wheelbase was the same. That's

00:32:32.289 --> 00:32:33.930
very interesting, I'm sure, but if you don't

00:32:33.930 --> 00:32:36.130
mind now... Just leaving when you came out. I

00:32:36.130 --> 00:32:37.910
apologize if I have set you getting in behind

00:32:37.910 --> 00:32:39.829
the wheel without permission. That's all right.

00:32:40.049 --> 00:32:46.650
Yeah. Well, goodbye. Oh, by the way... Now what?

00:32:46.910 --> 00:32:52.190
You got 11 ,200... 43 and nine -tenths miles

00:32:52.190 --> 00:32:54.970
on the speedometer. A thousand or so more than

00:32:54.970 --> 00:32:57.190
you said you had. I just thought you'd like to

00:32:57.190 --> 00:32:59.410
know. Thank you. I'm deeply grateful for that

00:32:59.410 --> 00:33:10.279
information. He is up to something, Maggie. What

00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:12.599
else is new? He checked the mileage on the car.

00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:15.779
What of it? Over 11 ,000 miles. I could easily

00:33:15.779 --> 00:33:17.779
have driven from here to LA and back, which I

00:33:17.779 --> 00:33:20.380
did. The mileage shows only how far a car went,

00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.339
not where. I'm not worried about your car. I'm

00:33:23.339 --> 00:33:25.980
worried about him nosing around. The quicker

00:33:25.980 --> 00:33:28.000
we kill Jennifer, the better. Look, I didn't

00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:29.640
bargain for anything like murder. Neither did

00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:33.799
I, but that's the way it is. How will you do

00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:38.559
it? How will we do it? Sleeping pills. An overdose,

00:33:38.779 --> 00:33:44.259
that's the simplest. When? Well, tonight. Why

00:33:44.259 --> 00:33:49.359
wait? Oh, Jennifer. Ready for our appointment

00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:52.740
with Dr. Sullivan, I see. Yes, I'll just get

00:33:52.740 --> 00:33:58.980
my coat. Howard? Yes, Jennifer? I'm sorry if

00:33:58.980 --> 00:34:02.579
I... If I've caused you any trouble. Oh, no.

00:34:02.819 --> 00:34:07.759
I'm losing my mind, Howard. I must be. Marrying

00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:10.239
you, our honeymoon trip across country, returning

00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:15.099
last night, finding you dead. It was all so real.

00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:21.760
So real. And yet it wasn't. It never happened.

00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:29.159
Oh, Howard, I just can't go on like this much

00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:32.539
longer. You won't, Jennifer. Believe me, you

00:34:32.539 --> 00:34:42.780
won't. Uh, you sure of that? Did you check all

00:34:42.780 --> 00:34:45.880
marriage license applications for... And there's

00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:48.380
no Howard Lansing and Jennifer Brady, huh? All

00:34:48.380 --> 00:34:51.119
for you at Beverly Hotel Los Angeles. Uh, right

00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:57.960
there. Okay, sorry I troubled you. Thanks. Uh,

00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:01.659
hello. Yeah. Yeah, how far back did you check

00:35:01.659 --> 00:35:05.849
your guest register? And there's no Mr. And Mrs.

00:35:06.050 --> 00:35:08.289
Howard Lansing. Hey, Ed, another one. The ambassador

00:35:08.289 --> 00:35:10.050
of Chicago. You going on a trip or something,

00:35:10.309 --> 00:35:14.489
man? Thanks. Officer Ed Helmut. Yeah, I think

00:35:14.489 --> 00:35:16.269
I can tell you what you're gonna tell me before

00:35:16.269 --> 00:35:19.590
you tell me. Uh, no record of a Mr. And Mrs.

00:35:19.789 --> 00:35:28.010
Howard Lansing. Yeah. Well, thanks. Hmm. There's

00:35:28.010 --> 00:35:42.920
gotta be a clue. There's gotta be. She's asleep.

00:35:43.940 --> 00:35:47.559
How many pills did you give her? Enough. What's

00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:50.699
the matter, Howard? Why that look on your face?

00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:55.159
I'm a murderer. I'm just beginning to realize

00:35:55.159 --> 00:35:59.000
it. I am a murderer. Not yet, Howard. She won't

00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:01.760
be dead for a while. How can you be so calm?

00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:05.360
You frightened me, Maggie. I've never seen this

00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.099
side of you before. You've got to be kidding.

00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.500
All the time we spent planning this. To commit

00:36:09.500 --> 00:36:11.980
her, not murder her. What's the difference? We're

00:36:11.980 --> 00:36:15.019
not doing all this for peanuts, you know. We

00:36:15.019 --> 00:36:16.579
inherited a million and a half dollars from my

00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:18.039
father, Jennifer, and I. You and I will have

00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:21.639
all of it once she... Who could that be? I'll

00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:25.000
see. Wait. No, I guess we can't pretend no one's

00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.000
at home. The lights are all on. And my car's

00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:33.460
parked out front. Oh, it's you. Okay, if I come

00:36:33.460 --> 00:36:37.980
in, Mr. Lansing? Oh, well, now I... Thanks. Rotten

00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:40.780
night out there. Just plain rotten. It's, uh...

00:36:40.780 --> 00:36:44.880
It's Officer Helmut, Maggie. Yes, so I see. Getting

00:36:44.880 --> 00:36:47.300
to be a regular visitor, aren't you? To be honest

00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:49.840
with you, Miss Brady, it's a real nasty night,

00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:52.260
and walking a beat. I didn't think you'd mind

00:36:52.260 --> 00:36:54.800
if I came in for a few minutes. Also, I wanted

00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:57.000
to see how Jen's getting along. Jen is getting

00:36:57.000 --> 00:36:59.099
along very well, if it's any concern of yours,

00:36:59.179 --> 00:37:01.460
which it is not. Oh, well, I only... Officer

00:37:01.460 --> 00:37:03.880
Helmut, circumstances beyond my control brought

00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:06.099
you into this house last night, but I do control

00:37:06.099 --> 00:37:08.730
whether you'll keep coming here like this. Please

00:37:08.730 --> 00:37:11.269
leave oh well now wait a minute miss Brady I

00:37:11.269 --> 00:37:13.329
I like your sister, and I have reason to think

00:37:13.329 --> 00:37:16.190
she likes me Now now now wait in a wait a second

00:37:16.190 --> 00:37:18.849
just wait a second I also think she needs somebody

00:37:18.849 --> 00:37:22.650
like me somebody to lean on to protect it And

00:37:22.650 --> 00:37:25.550
further than that I'm here on official business

00:37:25.550 --> 00:37:27.969
official business. I'm placing you both under

00:37:27.969 --> 00:37:31.989
arrest on a charge of Where is Jen? That's no

00:37:31.989 --> 00:37:33.909
business of yours. What's all this about? Where

00:37:33.909 --> 00:37:36.449
is she? She is upstairs asleep, if you must know.

00:37:36.690 --> 00:37:38.789
Asleep? At eight o 'clock at night? She took

00:37:38.789 --> 00:37:40.969
a couple of sleeping pills. Where are you going?

00:37:41.250 --> 00:37:43.369
How dare you go up there? Maggie, Maggie, my

00:37:43.369 --> 00:37:46.289
God. Don't lose it now. But he'll know. He'll

00:37:46.289 --> 00:37:48.269
know she took an overdose. That's all he will

00:37:48.269 --> 00:37:50.449
know. He will know that we gave it to her. He's

00:37:50.449 --> 00:37:53.849
arresting us. For what? On what charge? Whatever

00:37:53.849 --> 00:37:55.409
it is, he'll never make it stick. We've covered

00:37:55.409 --> 00:37:58.809
our tracks too well for the law to... He's carrying

00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:03.250
her down. It's all right, baby. It's gonna be

00:38:03.250 --> 00:38:11.769
all right. Operator, this is Officer Ed Helmet.

00:38:11.969 --> 00:38:15.610
I want an ambulance sent to 127 Brockhurst, and

00:38:15.610 --> 00:38:19.639
fast. An ambulance? Why an ambulance? An overdose

00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:21.960
of sleeping pills. She took a... She didn't take

00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:24.619
them, buster. They were given to her. Shove down

00:38:24.619 --> 00:38:27.639
her throat, you ask me. I'm changing the charge

00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.059
against you two. I'm booking you for attempted

00:38:30.059 --> 00:38:31.840
murder. You must be out of your mind. You're

00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.920
as crazy as my sister. Who isn't crazy at all.

00:38:34.980 --> 00:38:37.539
That was a real far -out scene you two tried

00:38:37.539 --> 00:38:39.780
to pull. I gotta hand it to you two. You planned

00:38:39.780 --> 00:38:42.420
it so careful, so good. There wasn't a loophole

00:38:42.420 --> 00:38:44.980
in it. Except one. I don't know what you're talking

00:38:44.980 --> 00:38:48.559
about. You don't, huh? Then let me explain. You

00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:50.960
set the whole thing up, the two of you. The marriage,

00:38:51.139 --> 00:38:53.539
the honeymoon trip across country and back, the

00:38:53.539 --> 00:38:56.059
fake murder and the whole bit. Oh, and you played

00:38:56.059 --> 00:39:00.019
it smart. Very smart. Not a clue. I checked the

00:39:00.019 --> 00:39:02.719
marriage license bureau. No license. Easy enough.

00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:04.320
You could have bribed a clerk to destroy it.

00:39:04.460 --> 00:39:07.000
Now look, you... I checked a few hotels. The

00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:09.619
big ones like the Ambassador, the Beverly in

00:39:09.619 --> 00:39:12.900
Los Angeles. No Mr. and Mrs. Howard Lansing listed.

00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:15.420
A piece of cake. When you registered, you gave

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:17.199
a different name. You're making yourself look

00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:18.920
like a fool. What you're saying is you could

00:39:18.920 --> 00:39:22.980
find no evidence. Oh, but I did. One little clue

00:39:22.980 --> 00:39:26.099
that neither of you thought about. The car, Mr.

00:39:26.380 --> 00:39:29.460
Lansing. Your pretty little red sports car. I

00:39:29.460 --> 00:39:32.960
don't follow. You will. I told you I found that

00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:35.079
dry space out on the street last night because

00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:38.679
a car, a little sports car like yours, had been

00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:40.239
standing there during the rain. Or it could have

00:39:40.239 --> 00:39:43.019
been anyone's car. Sure. Same size as yours?

00:39:43.500 --> 00:39:46.059
Same wheelbase? But I agree, it could have been

00:39:46.059 --> 00:39:50.460
anyone's. Only it wasn't. It was yours. You want

00:39:50.460 --> 00:39:54.699
to know how I know? We'd be enthralled. I know,

00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.960
because last night, that car wasn't parked outside

00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:03.380
this house, but the one next door. I got to wondering

00:40:03.380 --> 00:40:05.920
about that. I kept saying to myself, if it was

00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:09.199
his car, why did he park outside the house next

00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:12.090
door? I came up with the answer today when I

00:40:12.090 --> 00:40:15.789
entered that house. Nobody there. And found fake

00:40:15.789 --> 00:40:19.429
blood all over the upstairs room. A gag knife.

00:40:19.969 --> 00:40:23.010
The kind you attach so it looks like you're stabbed.

00:40:23.789 --> 00:40:26.849
Even your clothes. And your luggage in the closet.

00:40:28.230 --> 00:40:31.829
Mr. Lansing. Oh, God. So you see, if it hadn't

00:40:31.829 --> 00:40:34.230
been for your car, I'd never have realized that

00:40:34.230 --> 00:40:37.190
brownstone houses in a row like these are identical.

00:40:37.820 --> 00:40:40.460
You bought this place or leased it while Jen

00:40:40.460 --> 00:40:42.400
and him were on their honeymoon didn't you miss

00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.880
Brady I? Last night when Jen went screaming into

00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:48.059
the street you deliberately let her run into

00:40:48.059 --> 00:40:50.380
the street So you could bring her back to the

00:40:50.380 --> 00:40:54.460
house next door this house and her state wound

00:40:54.460 --> 00:40:56.380
up tight like she was she never realized what

00:40:56.380 --> 00:40:59.639
you were doing as You knew she wouldn't you'll

00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:03.360
have to prove these accusations. I will I can't

00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:05.920
With the one little clue that nails it all down

00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:09.329
at all four corners The little red sports car

00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:11.750
again. What about it? Well, you told me you'd

00:41:11.750 --> 00:41:14.650
never driven across country I never have if you're

00:41:14.650 --> 00:41:16.349
thinking of a mileage on the car that proves

00:41:16.349 --> 00:41:19.849
nothing. Well not the mileage mr. Lansing the

00:41:19.849 --> 00:41:23.469
servicing servicing you had it serviced at the

00:41:23.469 --> 00:41:27.170
Beverly Hotel in Los Angeles a lube job oil change

00:41:27.170 --> 00:41:30.110
new filter the works and Like they do at all

00:41:30.110 --> 00:41:32.170
service stations. They slapped a little sticker

00:41:32.170 --> 00:41:35.380
on the door jam That little sticker that carries

00:41:35.380 --> 00:41:37.539
the name and address of the service station.

00:41:38.260 --> 00:41:40.659
That little sticker that practically nobody ever

00:41:40.659 --> 00:41:45.059
notices. Anyhow, you didn't. And it says, Beverly

00:41:45.059 --> 00:41:49.340
Hotel Service Station. Los Angeles, California.

00:41:50.460 --> 00:42:00.480
Date and all. Easy, Chan. Easy. You're gonna

00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.320
be okay. From here on in you're gonna be just

00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:14.699
fine Must have been a costly business buying

00:42:14.699 --> 00:42:18.260
or leasing that identical brownstone house and

00:42:18.260 --> 00:42:21.760
furnishing exactly like the one next door But

00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:25.460
then Maggie had all the money in the world What

00:42:25.460 --> 00:42:41.190
thought she did? I'll return shortly Yes, like

00:42:41.190 --> 00:42:45.050
a spider's web, so strong and yet so weak, the

00:42:45.050 --> 00:42:49.070
human brain can be broken. But happily, again,

00:42:49.230 --> 00:42:52.889
like the spider's web, it can be repaired, as

00:42:52.889 --> 00:42:56.590
good as new. Our cast included Lois Nettleton,

00:42:56.989 --> 00:43:00.829
Tony Roberts, Terry Keen, and Norman Rose. The

00:43:00.829 --> 00:43:02.829
entire production was under the direction of

00:43:02.829 --> 00:43:06.210
Hyman Brown. This is E .G. Marshall inviting

00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:09.019
you to return to our Mystery Theatre. for another

00:43:09.019 --> 00:43:14.000
adventure in the macabre. Until next time, pleasant

00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.659
dreams.
