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Oh! Oh, good morning. It is a Monday, August

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the 17th, 2026, and we are off and rolling at

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2029 in the morning. Tink, hello. How was your

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weekend? Mine was busy and fraught with adventure.

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Thursday was my birthday. I am now the big 4

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-3, and it ain't just Tom Petty's number, okay?

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I'm not Tom Petty, Sarah Beth Terry Richard Petty.

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Tell you, it's Monday. Wrong petty. Morning from

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northern Minnesota. Hello, Missy and Neil. I

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don't know which one's talking to me, Missy or

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Neil. It might be Missy and Neil. Hello, Tina.

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Hello, Virgil. What's up? So, we're off and running

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this morning. I got up what I thought was really

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early in the morning, but it turns out it was

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about quarter after six. I was like, I've got

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time for me to get up anyway. So I got up, put

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on a house coat, and come and let the chickens

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out. Little baby turkey has gone to be with the

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Lord, and so has one of the little itty -bitty

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tiny babies. With all this rain coming in, and

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we have a creek behind our house, it's drove

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some of the varmints up into the coop. So it's

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okay. I can't cry about it. It's circle of life.

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In case you haven't watched the news this morning

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and you're dying to know what's going on, here.

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Is source check headlines rounded up for you

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for today so that you would know what's going

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on? Oh, Lord, give me the strength. It's a long

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list. It's already Monday, and the dumb is already

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thick. Around the world, President Trump ordered

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the Pentagon to scale back joint U .S.-South

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Korea military exercises, saying that the drills

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are expensive and undermine potential diplomacy

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with North Korea. Like, yeah. South Korea hopes

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a decision could reopen talks with Pyongyang.

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Didn't even know he was trying to get a hold

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of him, but apparently this will open up the

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doors to the communication with Pyongyang if

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we just ease it. Just letting you know. The 60

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-day deadline for a U .S.-Iran peace agreement

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has expired without a final deal, leaving the

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Strait of Hormuz, Iran's nuclear program, and

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regional security unresolved. Why does Iran have

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a nuclear program? I thought that's all we was

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over there to begin with. Whatever, it's fine.

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Russia's attacks on Ukrainian ports and infrastructure

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continue to threaten the Ukraine's grain exports,

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you know, the bread bowl of the world, while

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President Zelensky is again requesting additional

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American Patriot air defense systems. Well, after

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you've been using drones to just kill random

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people, Zelensky, I think we need to stop sending

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you so much money. Anyway, that's what I think.

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Burgos, Bulgaria. has been selected to host the

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2027 Eurovision Song Contest after Bulgaria earned

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its first victory in 2026. So congratulations.

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In U .S. politics, Trump's decision to reduce

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the Korean military exercises is receiving major

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criticism from lawmakers who warned that it could

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weaken military readiness and strain the U .S.-South

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Korea alliance. Probably. But there's probably

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a better way. There's more than one way to scan

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a cat. Just saying. Republican Senator Bill Cassidy

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publicly rejected Trump's recent claims about

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the combined MMR vaccine, calling the president's

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rhetoric dangerous and medically unfounded. Well,

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if we know anything about medically unfounded,

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just look to Fauci. This is also the same dude

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in the 80s who told you that you could catch

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AIDS by touching somebody. So, you know, the

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fact that we took his advice on the biggest pandemic

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in history and now y 'all are coming down hard

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on RFK Jr. and Trump for trying to get everybody

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healthy again. It's whatever. You made your bed.

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All right. The Senate convenes today for a pro

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forma session with no committee hearings scheduled.

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More of the same. Republicans are emphasizing

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falling national crime rates as they search for

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a strong midterm election message amid concerns

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over inflation in the economy. Crimes down, prices

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are up. Seems like that would not be the case.

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Seems like with prices going up, crime would

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be up. But none of us have robbed a grocery store

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yet. So, you know. The BBC is asking a U .S.

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court for help obtaining testimony from members

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of Trump's family as it responds to a $10 billion

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defamation lawsuit. Well, maybe check your facts

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and have some integrity in your reporting rather

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than just spouting off at the hip. Then you wouldn't

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be sued for libel all the time. Just saying.

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Like, does no one practice MLA format? Does no

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one check the book anymore? Does no one cite

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their sources? Because I couldn't graduate college

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without at least a 15 -page bibliography of everything

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that I touched, including the Dewey Decimal System

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and that big -ass library over at the University

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of Kentucky that I had to get a card for. You

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tell me that you can't take 10 minutes just to

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double -check and make sure you got that name

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right? Just saying. Across the USA this morning,

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Lake Powell has reportedly fallen to a record

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low water level. Renewing concern over water

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supplies throughout the drought -stricken southwest.

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So, that's concerning. A major federal trial

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concerning Instagram's alleged harm to young

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users is scheduled to begin on Tuesday. Four

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states are seeking $1 .4 trillion from META.

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How about quit giving your kids a cell phone

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that has a bunch of scum and filth on it? How

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about raise your kids? How about give them a

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book instead of an iPad? How about you take an

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active involvement in your child's rearing? so

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that YouTube doesn't have to do it for you. That's

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all I'm saying. We didn't have this problem in

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my generation because if you wanted to log on

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to do Microsoft Paint or AIM or Hot or Not or

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MySpace, you were limited to 30 minutes on the

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screen in the family computer room. We had a

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whole room in the 90s in our homes dedicated

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to a computer. You couldn't use it if Mom was

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off the phone with Aunt Beth because you had

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to use the same phone line. None of us are acting

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crazy. This is as crazy as we get on the internet.

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Bitching about all the other stuff on the internet.

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Hi, Mittens. Good morning. Time for a little

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cat break. Say hi, Mittens. Say hi. Say hi with

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your five thumbs. He hates being on TV. Did you

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catch a mouse because your belly is super full?

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Hello, Bahia, Mississippi. All right. A suspect

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accused of killing five people in northern Michigan

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was found dead following a manhunt, according

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to Michigan State Police. I hear a baby chirping

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in the coop. In Appalachian, West Virginia news,

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flood warnings remain active in parts of West

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Virginia, Kentucky, and Ohio after relentless

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storms have hit communities including Cabin Creek

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and Boomer, West Virginia. Governor Patrick Morrissey

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has extended West Virginia's state of emergency

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for 12 counties. damaged by severe storms that

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began on July 21st. So for like a month now,

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we've been bombarded with some bad rain. And

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a lot of people say, well, y 'all are up in the

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mountains. Yeah, we're also in the hollers. There's

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not a lot of place for that rain to go. So it

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just, you know, shit rolls downhill. So just

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saying. West Virginia, speaking of, is facing

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a shortage of practicing attorneys as the demand

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rises. The state's number of active lawyers has

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reportedly fallen nearly 10 % since 2014, and

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I can tell you why. Because everybody who's sitting

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on the bench as a judge has been there since

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we were taking a draft for NOM. 90 % of the cases

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that you have in your courtrooms these days is

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for someone having marijuana or something that

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they can grow out of the backyard and you're

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not paying attention to actual traffickers and

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pedophiles and criminals. You're just the rest

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of us that are minding our own business on the

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porch. You think we're trying to dodge the draft,

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so you make it really hard for us to live a daily

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life. That's why people don't want to practice

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law in West Virginia. That's why people don't

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want to move here and represent the community

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because it's bullshit. I saw this morning that

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a friend of mine who has now moved to Texas,

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she's lived in Hurricane 29 years ago. She said,

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what happened to this town? And I said, the same

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mayor's been in position for 22 years and all

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the money's going in his pocket instead of on

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the road. That's why you spend more on tires

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and axles than you do on your education. If you

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want to be a lawyer, you have to believe in what

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you're fighting for. If you don't believe in

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what you're fighting for, it's real hard to fight.

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Just saying. We got a lot of fish to fry here

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in West Virginia, starting with the good old

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boys corrupt political system. The fact that

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Patrick Morrissey has spent two billion dollars

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on a or two million dollars on a Ferris wheel.

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You know, just somebody needs to take hold that

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checkbook and have a sit down and come to Jesus.

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Might need to be me. I don't know. State officials

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continue investigating after West Virginia school

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clothing allowance program faces concerns about

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cash withdrawals. Approximately 52 ,000 applications

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are still being processed. An urgent search remains

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in effect for two children reportedly abducted

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in Greenbrier County over the weekend. And recent

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Appalachian features are highlighting the region's

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rural photographers, mine wars history, community

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resilience, and emerging investment in science

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and technology. It's according to 100 Days in

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Appalachian. This is day 304. So, in the daily

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304, sorry. So, that's what we're looking towards.

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Be excited about the good stuff. Try to fix the

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bad stuff. Same old, same old. That storm cloud

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is dark. We're going to have rain all day today.

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In country music, Colt Ford suffered a broken

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shoulder when his tour bus crashed while traveling

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in a concert in Germany. He and members of his

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crew were rescued through the front windshield,

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the damaged windshield. So thankful that he's

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alive and praying for his speedy recovery. Craig

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Morgan and Chris Cagle performed tonight at the

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Midland County Fair in Michigan. Organizers are

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warning fans to purchase tickets only through

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official sources because of the rampant scams

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that are out and about. So, make sure you know.

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Maren Morris marked the 10th anniversary of her

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breakthrough album, Hero, with an emotional anniversary

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performance at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium,

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according to People Magazine. Randy Travis recently

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released I Don't Care, a previously unheard song

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that he co -wrote. Pretty exciting about that.

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If you would like a little trivia to palette

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the news a little easier, on this day in history,

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in 1807, Robert Fulton's steamboat began its

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maiden voyage up the Hudson River. In 1959, Miles

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Davis released the landmark jazz album, Kinda

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Blue, which is one of my favorites to this day,

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and I keep it on constant repeat. In 1969, Category

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5 Hurricane Camille struck. Hurricane. See, I

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live in Hurricane, and that screws me up. Hurricane

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Camille struck the Gulf Coast, becoming one of

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the most powerful hurricanes to ever hit the

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United States. That was back in 1969. In 1970,

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the Soviet Union launched Venera 7, which later

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became the first spacecraft to transmit data

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successfully from the surface of another planet.

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That's exciting. On this date in 1998, President

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Bill Clinton admitted that he had an improper

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relationship with Monica Lewinsky. That depends

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on what your definition of is is. Born today,

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actor Robert De Niro. was born August the 17th

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of 1943, turning 83 today. Actor Sean Penn turns

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66, and actor Austin Butler turns 35. Frontiersman

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and politician Davy Crockett was born on this

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day in 1786. Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the

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wild frontier, born today. Happy birthday, Dave.

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Indonesia celebrates its Independence Day today,

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marking its 1945 proclamation of independence.

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Happy Independence Day to Indonesia. Today is

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also National Nonprofit Day, National Thrift

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Shop Day, which I'm super excited about, Black

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Cat Appreciation Day, and National Vanilla Custard

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Day. If you're celebrating any of those, today

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is those days. In pop culture news today, actress

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and singer Hayden Panettiere. Has died at the

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age of 36. We don't have any facts right now.

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Heroes and Country star Juliette Barnes on Nashville,

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which is one of my favorite roles. She's also

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remembered for her appearance in Remember the

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Titans, which is how we discovered her to begin

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with. I love her so much. She was in General

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Hospital when she was a kid. No, God not. Sorry,

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I had to think. She was found unresponsive Sunday

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in Greenville, South Carolina, and is pronounced

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dead despite medical assistance. Her cause of

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death has not been released, and police say the

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preliminary investigation found no signs of foul

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play or suspicious circumstances, but the case

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remains under investigation because of her young

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age. She is survived by her daughter, Kaya, and

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her parents. Bless her heart. Spider -Man Brand

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New Day remains number one at the North American

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box office for a third weekend in a row. The

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film has now surpassed $2 billion worldwide,

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becoming only the eighth movie to reach that

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milestone in history. Christopher Nolan's The

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Odyssey remains in second place and has exceeded

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$1 .2 billion worldwide. We're excited. Anne

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Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson and Disney CEO Bob Iger

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was among figures honored at the 2026 Disney

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Legends Ceremony. Anne Hathaway gave a beautiful

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speech, and they gave a beautiful tribute to

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her, and she looked absolutely darling in her

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blue maternity gown. She is the cutest thing

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that ever was, I don't know what anybody says.

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In Lexington, Kentucky, there was a shooting

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over the weekend, a mass shooting during the

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East End Day celebration at Charles Young Park

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in Lexington, has killed 16 -year -old Dazon

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Robertson and wounded four other people. The

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injured victims included a 4 -year -old, a 14

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-year -old, and two adults ages 39 and 41. Their

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injuries were reported later as non -life -threatening.

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Lexington police arrested 18 -year -old Jimetrius

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M. Griffin in connection with the shooting. He

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faces charges of murder, two counts of first

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-degree assault, and two counts of second -degree

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assault with tampering with physical evidence.

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The shooting did end Lexington's reported 192

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-day stretch without a homicide. Counseling and

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community support sessions are being provided

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for students, families, and witnesses of the

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event. That's according to WKYT this morning.

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I want to say a big shout -out to our buddy Victor

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Puente over there. Good to see you. Farm report

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today, if you're keeping up and you're trying

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to watch crops, the USDA reduced its projected

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national corn yield to 180 .7 bushels per acre,

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down from July's estimate of 183. However, expanded

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harvested acreage could still produce approximately

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16 billion bushels, the country's second largest

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corn crop on record. Soybean production forecast

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increased to approximately 4 .52 billion bushels,

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although estimated yields slipped slightly to

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52 bushels per acre, so that's all right. The

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wheat crop is projected at approximately 1 .53

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billion bushels, potentially the smallest American

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wheat harvest since 1970. Grain futures rose

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following the revised forecast, and in the latest

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available crop condition figures, 61 % of American

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corn and 62 % of soybeans were rated good to

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excellent. Both crops were running behind their

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condition levels from the past year. In West

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Virginia, the West Virginia pasture and hay conditions

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have improved with recent rainfall, but early

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dry weather reduced forage reserves in some areas.

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Farmers are being encouraged to calculate their

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winter hay and feed supplies early as we're expecting

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a really rough winter. Heavy rain and flash flooding

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across parts of West Virginia, Kentucky, and

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southern Ohio could damage hay already cut, create

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muddy livestock conditions, and increase the

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risk for runoff, erosion, and hoof problems.

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So try to keep your coop and your barnyard dry

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if you can. West Virginia officials report low

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-level agricultural sampling findings associated

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with the Parkersburg fire cleanup. The state

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is also participating in an oral rabies vaccination

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effort targeting wildlife, while Kanawha County

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continues monitoring a spotted lanternfly detection.

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So, a lot going on in nature. Just keep your

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head on a swivel. The USDA's newest weekly crop

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progress report is scheduled for release today

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at 4 p .m. Eastern time, so national crop condition

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numbers may be updated later this afternoon.

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If that's what you're keeping up with, then just

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keep your eye to the weather. Twenty feel -good

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and human interest headlines to make you feel

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good for today, because I always like to start

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to end with something that feels good. In Colorado,

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Colorado firefighters rescued seven puppies and

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a pet rat from a Pueblo house fire, administering

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oxygen and CPR before transferring the animals

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to a humane society. That's exciting. Ten adoptable

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Texas dogs enjoyed a Rangers baseball game this

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weekend, complete with snacks and professional

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portraits to help them find permanent homes.

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I guess every dog has its day. Three puppies

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rescued during an animal neglect investigation

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were adopted by the very police officers who

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saved them. That's in People Magazine this week.

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A dog discovered inside a garbage truck found

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a permanent home with the truck's driver. That's

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pretty exciting to think about. There's good

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news sometimes. A New Mexico zoo's Simon Gibbon

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named Eve. Gently cared for a baby robin that

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fell into her habitat. The unharmed bird was

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eventually reunited with its mother. I love that.

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Fifteen rescued lions and tigers are headed from

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a closed Argentine zoo to a Colorado sanctuary

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offering natural enclosures and modern veterinary

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care. So that's really exciting. There's going

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to be lions and tigers in Colorado. Can you stand

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it? And bears, oh my. Millions of viewers are

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finding Joy in Alaska's viral bear cam. If you're

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not watching this yet, watching Katmai National

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Park's brown bears catch salmon and prepare for

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hibernation, one bear named Otis reportedly ate

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42 fish in a single sitting the other day. This

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is what people are watching on the internet.

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Two strangers who met at a New York commuter

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train became such good friends that they traveled

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to a tropical island together. Isn't that great

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when you make friends with people sitting next

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to you? The porch is big, friends. Just reach

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out and say hi. Corn sweat is a thing. Not when

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you eat too much corn, but the corn will sweat.

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I'm telling you, there's a whole thing. A couple

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who married in 1946 celebrated an extraordinary

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80th wedding anniversary, according to ABC this

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morning. That's pretty awesome. A father ran

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a mile in four minutes and 17 seconds while pushing

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his baby in a stroller. Wow. Pretty exciting.

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A heroic teenage lifeguard received a special

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welcome after the cast of Baywatch after performing

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a real -life rescue. That's pretty neat. The

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Carolina Panthers helped make a young fan's NFL

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dream come true this weekend, and a Houston man's

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personal effort to pick up litter inspired neighbors

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to join him in a large community cleanup. Speaking

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of cleaning up, volunteers in Michigan combined

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at the Muskegon River Camp, and they had a big

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free community festival this weekend featuring

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food, crafts, games, and environmental exhibits

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while they cleaned stuff up. That was according

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to the Big Rapids News this morning. In the Washington

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Post, after a chef's bakery stand was stolen

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from her yard, two strangers spent 12 hours building

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her a replacement, showing that there's still

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good people in the world. A Minnesota community

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now boasts the world's tallest nutcracker, because

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apparently a regular -sized nutcracker wasn't

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enough, but it is the biggest one in the world,

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and if you want to go and see it, it's in Minnesota.

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Women competitors set three world records during

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Wisconsin's annual Lumberjack World Championships

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over the weekend. Women competitors, I know.

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We know wood. Voting begins today for the 2026

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World's Cutest Rescue Dog Competition, which

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celebrates adoption stories and provides a donation

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to the winning dog's chosen rescue organization.

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So that's pretty neat. Get on there and check

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that out. Here's some little fun facts that you

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can sprinkle into your conversation today and

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maybe learn something along the way. A group

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of flamingos is called a flamboyance. True story.

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Cows have close companions and can become stressed

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and separated from their preferred herd mates.

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Heifers have best friends. Don't split them up.

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Goats have rectangular pupils, giving them an

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unusually broad field of vision. So if you ever

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looked at a goat, realize what they're looking

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at. They're looking at everything. Chickens can

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recognize more than 100 faces, including both

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chickens and humans. So if you ever piss off

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a chicken, they will remember it. Pigs cannot

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look straight up at the sky because of the structure

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of their necks. And that makes me sad, thinking

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that they've never seen a falling star. Never

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looked up and saw a rainbow. Poor little pig.

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A donkey's brake can carry roughly two miles

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under favorable conditions. And I know that's

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true because I've heard one at the holler a couple

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nights in a row here. And I know there ain't

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no donkey within a mile here. A couple of jackasses,

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but not a donkey. Botanically speaking, bananas

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are berries. Just so you know. But strawberries

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are not. Tomatoes are fruit. Things are weird.

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Peanuts aren't nuts. They're legumes. Related

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closely to beans, peas, and lentils, just in

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case you want to know. Apples float because roughly

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one quarter of their volume is air. That's why

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it's easy to bob for them. You don't have to

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go all the way to the bottom. A single teaspoon

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of healthy soil can contain billions of microorganisms.

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Didn't know if you knew this or not. Octopuses,

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or octopi, plural, have three hearts and they

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have blue blood. Something to think about. It's

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kind of cool. A hummingbird is the only bird

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capable of sustained backward flight. It's pretty

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cool to watch. The fingerprints of a koala are

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so similar to human fingerprints that they can

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be difficult to distinguish at a glance. The

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average cumulus clown could weigh more than one

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million pounds, even though it appears to float

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effortlessly like a big cotton ball in the sky.

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That thing is real, real heavy. You have to lift

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with your knees. West Virginia. Speaking of,

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it's the only state formed by separating from

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a Confederate state during the Civil War. It

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entered the Union on June the 20th, 1863. It's

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pretty exciting to know about. So, there's you

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some facts, some headlines, and some weather,

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and some crime reporting. All before 9 a .m.

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You're welcome. Hello, friends. I'm seeing some

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of you join us. Which baby is chirping and why?

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There's nothing to bitch about this morning.

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No, not in the chicken yard. My goal today is

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to go to the tractor supply, get all the stuff

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that I need for drying out my chicken coop and

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feeding them babies for the next couple weeks.

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Today is Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

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Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

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Thursday. I need five bags of feed. I'll cover

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the next ten days. Hello, Erica Nicole. So, pretty

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exciting. Oh, speaking of Erica Nicole, now she's

00:23:09.210 --> 00:23:14.589
on here, I can brag about her. Next... Something

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fell out of a tree. Next Saturday... at The Fix

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in Sapphire, North Carolina. My friend Erica

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Nicole will be opening up for me at 6 p .m. I

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go on stage at 7, and we're going to have a big

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old concert. So if you've got your tickets yet,

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there's only a couple left, so make sure you

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get on our website and check that out. And if

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there's enough interest in the next couple days,

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we're probably going to do another Feral Christian

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on Sunday morning while we're in North Carolina.

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So if you would like to be a part of that, let

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us know, and we may organize that before we get

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there this weekend. Might as well, since we're

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there. I had to go to the post office today.

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That's also on my list, Lisa. Thank you for reminding

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me. Now I'm going to take a bunch of contractor

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bags, and I'm just going to start cleaning house.

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And then I'm going to go rent a trailer and take

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it to the dump and try to get my life organized.

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It's the first week of being 43, and I cannot

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go into it with all this mess. In our neck of

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the woods, it's real clammy. And you can feel

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the air. I have got to paint these nails. Good

00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:25.140
lord. Look how chipped them are. Them's just...

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Look, you can tell I'm playing the guitar. Somebody

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said, how do you play the guitar with nails?

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Because they're short. I just paint them so it

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don't look so rough and tumble on safe. Today

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is National Thrift Shop Day, so I encourage you

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to get out to your favorite junk store, your

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Goodwill, your Restore, whatever you like to

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go and spend your money at. Today is National

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Thrift Shop Day, so they might be doing something

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promotional -wise. They might not even know about

00:24:48.019 --> 00:24:49.039
it. You might need to tell them. I don't know.

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I don't know. I do know that it's Monday. I have

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a co -write in an hour. I got to go to the tanning

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bed. I got to go to the gym. I got to go to the

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Dollar Tree. I got to go to the tractor supply.

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I got to run out to the dump probably tomorrow

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morning, if I'm just being honest. Today, just

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not be able to gather everything up, and then

00:25:05.500 --> 00:25:06.740
tomorrow, we'll take it all out to the dump.

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I just feel like that's what's fixing to happen.

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It's like my mom always said, why do today what

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you can put off till tomorrow? There's that.

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So, I did have an hour long conversation with

00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:24.579
my friend Leah Steele this morning who hosts

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Faith on the Fringe. I was just on her podcast

00:25:26.259 --> 00:25:29.859
a couple weeks ago. I love talking to her. It's

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like having a pen pal across the world and we

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both talk about Bible stuff. Today we got on

00:25:33.700 --> 00:25:35.640
a big talk about Paul. I'm telling you, I love

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when I talk to other people in the faith because

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we're encouraged to ask questions and figure

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out what's going on. Speaking of talking about

00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:45.440
the faith, we are going to be at the Seven Loaves

00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:48.680
Cafe Thursday night, August the 20th for a feral

00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:52.319
Christian Bible study live in person. So if you

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want to be part of that crowd and be part of

00:25:53.740 --> 00:25:55.839
the live taping, we still have some tickets available

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and that's in Greenup County, Kentucky. So let

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us know. Pretty excited about it. Nervous. Because

00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:04.299
normally I'm sitting here in front of a camera

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and there ain't nobody around but the cat. But,

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you know, I guess I'll have to wear pants. Jesus

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didn't wear pants. They could wear some kind

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of tunic. When do I sleep? Not often, Phyllis.

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I kind of go on six -hour shifts. And I know

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that sounds terrible, but I borrowed that from

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my buddy Ed Millett. He lives six -hour days,

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so there's four days a day. So from 6 a .m. to

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noon is when I get all my peddling done, let

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the chickens out, feed the animals, pick up,

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straighten up, put away laundry. Then at noon,

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I start my other day, and that's usually get

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a lot of stuff done on my house, and I work till

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about 6 o 'clock. Then around 6 o 'clock, I start

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working on things and have to do a cigarette

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mom, feral Christian queen, be music shows, touring,

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things like that. And I usually do that until

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about 10, 11 o 'clock at night. Then I go to

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bed, and I sleep until about quarter to 5 in

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the morning. I get up, whether I want to or not,

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because I have to pee. Sarah, send me a message.

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I'll be glad to help you out. We'll help each

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other out. Why not? The only way we can know

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is to ask questions. And you don't know what

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you don't know until you know it, you know? Melissa

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said it was bad storms in St. Louis last night,

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but the weather is 70 degrees and sunny. Well,

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that's awesome. 75 would be nice. I think it's

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about 82 here and just muggy. But we're supposed

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to have some more rain. I see storm clouds coming

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in from the west. You know how to read the weather.

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I got a baby hawk out flying today on the creek.

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First time I can hear it. I see it every now

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and again. Little baby hawk. I have time for

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one more cigarette. Oh, before I forget, if you

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want to book us for something, we have like,

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let me tell you what dates are left. In case

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you want to book us. I say us because I bring

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Sean and he sets my stage up. I say we're in

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Sapphire, North Carolina this weekend. Believe

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it or not, we haven't got a gig Labor Day weekend

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just yet, so just let us know. But we have, that

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one's gone, that one's gone. I have the weekend

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of September the 26th open and November the 14th

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and the 21st. That's it. That's all we got weekend

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-wise. So, oh, and we have some Christmas parties.

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Like, if you want to do some Christmas parties,

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those are usually, like, not on weekends. They're

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usually on random days, so you holler at me.

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I'll play the piano and wear a formal. I don't

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care. I'm here for it. There's so much to do,

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not enough time or energy to do it. I'll get

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it figured out. I wish y 'all could hear that

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hawk. She's just hollering this morning. This

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is what the morning is usually about to me, is

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just listening to different birds make noises

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and figure it out if they're one of mine or one

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of theirs. I think after 40, you just become

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tuned into birds. You're like... Is that an American

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robin? Is that a red -headed woodpecker? Yes,

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Tammy, it is. Not far tall. Come on down. Show's

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on Saturday night, 36 o 'clock. And they have

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really good food. So, dinner and a show. I know.

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Where am I performing the second half of October?

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I will be in Florida from the 17th to the 26th.

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So if you're going to be near Perry, Florida,

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I'll be down in that area. I know, Dinesha, it's

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crazy, right? I love when Sean goes back and

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clips these because he's like, you just have

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random conversations with comments. I'm like,

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mm -hmm. You got to be careful where you clip

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my stuff because I'm just talking to random people.

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You're not random. I know who you are. You know

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who you are. But out of context, it's like Sarah's

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just talking to people. Hi, Cynthia. Yes, the

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fix is awesome. We're praying for Shirley and

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this friend this morning who had open heart surgery.

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Pray for her speedy recovery. Probably cast.

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Hawks can be your spirit. Just remember not to

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let it become your spirit. Just realize the God

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in everything. Intention is key. All right. Well,

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it is now 10 after 9. If I don't get up and do

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something with my day, then I'm going to regret

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it. So I'm going to go in there and clean the

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kitchen, and I'm going to get some garbage bags.

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I need to get some contractor bags. That's what

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I need to do. I need to get up and go to the

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tractor supply first thing and just get it done.

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Oh, Angela, thanks for the tip. I'll have to

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look at that. So. Well, my darlings, I don't

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know much else from the porch other than the

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stuff that I've already reported. I'll keep you

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updated on if I get anything done on the house

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today or if I just end up sitting around feeling

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sorry for myself. Who knows? Never know. I could

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get a break in the weather. But in the meantime,

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friends, remember to keep your Bibles up and

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your pad or dry on your head on the school because

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people are acting crazy. Be nice to other people,

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animals and children. Try to love your neighbor

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if you can't give to God because he loves you

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and I do too. Until we see each other again right

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here on this porch, remember, I'm Sarah Beth

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Terry, and you're not.
