WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 Oh, man. You know what we forgot, Mom? The theme 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:07.059 song. They won't even know what we're doing unless 00:00:07.059 --> 00:00:11.119 I play the theme song. Sarah, that's a rookie 00:00:11.119 --> 00:00:13.279 mistake. Shall I whistle it? You don't even know 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:16.379 the theme song. Do you know the... Do you know 00:00:16.379 --> 00:00:21.960 the theme song? Grab your Bible and grab your 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:25.320 smokes News and weather, music and jokes See 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:27.440 on the porch in my favorite house coat It's the 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:30.539 Sarah Beth Terry Show She's a feral Christian 00:00:30.539 --> 00:00:33.600 out in the wild the cigarette mom with a queen 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.299 bee style talking or singing about somebody you 00:00:36.299 --> 00:00:49.990 know Good morning We're live from Kentucky on 00:00:49.990 --> 00:00:52.969 the porch. This is the OG porch. We moved it 00:00:52.969 --> 00:00:54.850 now. You can't hardly see mom. Oh, I'm okay. 00:00:55.149 --> 00:00:57.750 Listen, I'm leaning up because my ashtray's up 00:00:57.750 --> 00:00:59.609 here. And I know it's on that flattering angle, 00:00:59.649 --> 00:01:02.609 but this is how you sit on the porch swing. So 00:01:02.609 --> 00:01:05.650 this is the OG porch. This is the first place 00:01:05.650 --> 00:01:07.329 I ever wrote a song. What does OG mean? The original. 00:01:08.090 --> 00:01:12.530 Oh. Original gangster porch. Oh. This is where 00:01:12.530 --> 00:01:21.109 it started. Thank you, darling. So this is my 00:01:21.109 --> 00:01:25.030 mother. This is my mom. This is Tammy. This is 00:01:25.030 --> 00:01:29.150 the queen mother. Now, 20 years ago, she had 00:01:29.150 --> 00:01:31.209 the cigarette and I didn't. So now we've switched. 00:01:32.209 --> 00:01:36.329 I quit when Marlboro's went from $5 a pack to 00:01:36.329 --> 00:01:39.730 $5 .25 a pack. And now they're $10 .89. I wish 00:01:39.730 --> 00:01:43.890 they were. Menthols are $12 .75 a pack. That's 00:01:43.890 --> 00:01:46.689 a car payment. No, I don't pay it. That's my 00:01:46.689 --> 00:01:52.790 ex -husband's job. I wouldn't know. Good morning, 00:01:52.870 --> 00:01:55.930 good morning. Hello, Michael. I don't have my 00:01:55.930 --> 00:01:57.950 glasses on, so I can't read any of the comments. 00:01:57.950 --> 00:01:58.709 Well, I'll tell you what they're saying. Molly 00:01:58.709 --> 00:02:02.829 said, hey, Mama. Anna said, we're gangsters. 00:02:03.010 --> 00:02:05.989 Yeah, we are. Christy said, hi, Mama Tammy. That's 00:02:05.989 --> 00:02:08.090 not what you called me last night. I called her 00:02:08.090 --> 00:02:10.750 a bendejo in front of the Spanish -speaking roofers, 00:02:10.810 --> 00:02:13.229 and they all went, hee -hee -hee -hee -hee, and 00:02:13.229 --> 00:02:15.930 they just walked away. And I said, hi, Mama. 00:02:17.939 --> 00:02:21.180 Mama's too loco. Mamacito. Mamacito. Mamacito 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:24.699 is in Bandejo. And listen, they laugh so hard 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:26.439 because dad goes, you took Spanish culture and 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.879 talked to him. I've only been out of high school 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:32.319 for 25 years. So I walked outside and left. And 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:34.219 in the dark last night, they were putting on 00:02:34.219 --> 00:02:36.659 part of my roof and I got so tickled. I was wanting 00:02:36.659 --> 00:02:38.639 to go out there and hold the flashlight. Dad 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:40.020 did. They didn't leave here until 10 o 'clock. 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:43.300 Oh, I know. We had to talk. Dad said, say something 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:46.039 to him. I remember I said, buenas tardes. And 00:02:46.039 --> 00:02:48.409 they went. What's that mean? Good afternoon. 00:02:49.229 --> 00:02:51.770 And they went, buenas tardes. I said, que pasa? 00:02:52.050 --> 00:02:54.810 And they said, nada. I said, pues bastante bien. 00:02:55.250 --> 00:02:57.789 And they said, what'd you say? I said, good afternoon. 00:02:58.710 --> 00:03:01.009 What's up? And they said, nothing. And I said, 00:03:01.069 --> 00:03:02.990 well, that's pretty good. Thank goodness that 00:03:02.990 --> 00:03:05.050 I am, because they sound so good. Seven years 00:03:05.050 --> 00:03:08.090 of Spanish. Dylan's favorite Harry Potter spell 00:03:08.090 --> 00:03:12.150 is, lavate las manos, which means wash your hands. 00:03:13.750 --> 00:03:17.689 Oh, it was more beans, please. He goes, cuidado, 00:03:18.229 --> 00:03:22.789 piso mojado, which means caution. This floor 00:03:22.789 --> 00:03:29.409 is wet. We have selective Spanish. I have to 00:03:29.409 --> 00:03:34.840 get my wand. I'm sorry. I coughed right into 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:36.939 this. It's all right. I do it all the time. Did 00:03:36.939 --> 00:03:39.080 you know that I have not once been in a foreign 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:40.419 -speaking country and asked where the library 00:03:40.419 --> 00:03:43.159 is? Why do they always say, like, where's the 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:45.560 library? Most people don't know where it's at. 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:47.180 I could ask you in English, and you wouldn't 00:03:47.180 --> 00:03:49.159 know where the library is. I know where it used 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:52.780 to be. Hi, ladies. How wild, Bill. Good to see 00:03:52.780 --> 00:03:54.740 you this morning. Hello, Dinesha. Hello, Teresa. 00:03:56.599 --> 00:04:00.370 I feel like... That lady that used to be on Romper 00:04:00.370 --> 00:04:03.189 Room, she would pick up a mirror that didn't 00:04:03.189 --> 00:04:06.689 have the mirror in it, and she would go, Hi, 00:04:07.069 --> 00:04:17.069 Patty, and Debbie, and there's Molly. It's like 00:04:17.069 --> 00:04:19.509 I was on the porch. She was Romper Room. That's 00:04:19.509 --> 00:04:21.129 kind of what we have on the porch. It was in 00:04:21.129 --> 00:04:29.029 black and white. It was. Now we know. This is 00:04:29.029 --> 00:04:30.990 not my outfit choice that I would normally wear, 00:04:31.089 --> 00:04:32.490 but I'm cleaning it up. And then we would sing 00:04:32.490 --> 00:04:37.649 that song. Bend and stretch, reach for the sky. 00:04:37.730 --> 00:04:41.269 This is before my time. No, yeah. Reach for the 00:04:41.269 --> 00:04:46.509 sky. Now reach for the stars. There goes Jupiter, 00:04:46.750 --> 00:04:51.050 here comes Mars. And that was our morning exercise. 00:04:51.389 --> 00:04:54.670 Bend and stretch. You know what song I remember 00:04:54.670 --> 00:04:58.319 from my childhood? My baloney has a first name. 00:04:58.360 --> 00:05:02.939 It's O -S -C -A -R. My baloney has a second name. 00:05:02.980 --> 00:05:07.279 It's M -A -Y -E -R. I love to eat it every day. 00:05:07.379 --> 00:05:12.220 And if you ask me why, I'll say it's Oscar Mayer 00:05:12.220 --> 00:05:16.079 has a way with B -O -L -O -G -N -A. No, you want 00:05:16.079 --> 00:05:18.519 to know the one I like? The one I like says, 00:05:18.759 --> 00:05:23.079 ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, 00:05:23.220 --> 00:05:25.019 ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, 00:05:25.019 --> 00:05:36.720 ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, Hot 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:41.339 dogs, armor hot dogs. What kind of kids eat armor 00:05:41.339 --> 00:05:43.860 hot dogs? Now, you couldn't sing this now. Fat 00:05:43.860 --> 00:05:48.519 kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:52.759 kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:57.600 love hot dogs. Armor hot dogs. The dogs' kids 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:02.740 love to bite. Yeah. My favoritest probably is 00:06:02.740 --> 00:06:18.920 Barney. Did you know they had to stop doing that? 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:23.500 Because it's racist as hell? Me and Sean figured 00:06:23.500 --> 00:06:25.100 out we're the last generation to have racist 00:06:25.100 --> 00:06:29.199 parents. No, we're not. Yeah, our generation 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:30.980 started introducing DEI. It's like, well, somebody's 00:06:30.980 --> 00:06:31.959 going to have to write down all these slurs in 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:33.300 the family Bible or all those words are going 00:06:33.300 --> 00:06:35.000 to get lost to history. They don't even know 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:38.319 what a WAP is. Did you know that in the front 00:06:38.319 --> 00:06:41.120 cover of my Bible is the list of the songs I 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.459 won't play at my memorial service, just in case 00:06:43.459 --> 00:06:45.600 you ever want to know? Did you know in the inside 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.639 of my Bible is the list of all the books of the 00:06:47.639 --> 00:06:50.060 Bible? And they're separated into old and new. 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:57.720 Listen, while we're out here this morning, whoever 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:00.100 put the trash out here on the end of our property, 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:03.800 get out there and get it up. Cause, I'll tell 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:06.779 you why. We're fixing to go down there and take 00:07:06.779 --> 00:07:09.540 the trail cam down and find out who's driving 00:07:09.540 --> 00:07:14.939 the black Subaru. So... If I were you, get in 00:07:14.939 --> 00:07:18.180 your black Subaru and drive down the road and 00:07:18.180 --> 00:07:20.860 pick up your trash. Because did you know in the 00:07:20.860 --> 00:07:23.100 state of Kentucky there's a $5 ,000 fine for 00:07:23.100 --> 00:07:26.360 littering? Did you know that if you call 8114, 00:07:26.379 --> 00:07:30.180 you dig? We don't even have to call a coroner. 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:32.540 If you drink a lot of L .A., you'll get kidney 00:07:32.540 --> 00:07:34.300 stones? Not if you get on that vibrating plate 00:07:34.300 --> 00:07:36.600 that's at the Planet Fitness. I should have had 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:38.540 that before I went to Arizona. It's done shook 00:07:38.540 --> 00:07:39.959 the sail out of the back of my eggs. It looked 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.800 like nickels. Now it just looks like pennies. 00:07:44.379 --> 00:07:46.699 Listen, there's enough trash on Sandhills that 00:07:46.699 --> 00:07:48.439 you add into it. So get up here and get your 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:50.610 trash. Get up here and get your trash. Because 00:07:50.610 --> 00:07:52.389 let me tell you something. If my mom and dad 00:07:52.389 --> 00:07:54.129 could figure out who's eating the banana between 00:07:54.129 --> 00:07:56.990 Rockaway Road and Patton Toy Leslie's Curve within 00:07:56.990 --> 00:07:59.370 six months, we figured that out. Banana gate. 00:07:59.790 --> 00:08:01.430 Somebody goes, it's me. I'm sorry. I'm like, 00:08:01.430 --> 00:08:05.230 well, quit littering. Bananas are so water -soluble. 00:08:05.230 --> 00:08:07.490 What if Mario came around that curve? We wrecked 00:08:07.490 --> 00:08:08.889 in that curve. That's the only car wreck I've 00:08:08.889 --> 00:08:11.209 ever had. And I 100 % think if they had been 00:08:11.209 --> 00:08:12.410 eating that banana at the time, that would have 00:08:12.410 --> 00:08:13.810 been to blame for the reason we had a car wreck 00:08:13.810 --> 00:08:18.819 in that curve. I saw Mario Kart. You're crazy. 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:21.100 It's a June bug. I'm coming from your line. That 00:08:21.100 --> 00:08:24.160 apple didn't even fall. Hey, that's your dad's 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:29.220 bunch. His bunch was moonshine. His bunch was 00:08:29.220 --> 00:08:31.860 corn. You know yourself, we don't have a sense 00:08:31.860 --> 00:08:37.000 of humor. It's not genetically transferred. We 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:39.700 don't even know how I got it. Because Arlene 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:43.419 does not have one. What? Like she's got Facebook 00:08:43.419 --> 00:08:45.519 beef and cake on tail on me again? Shut up. I 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:48.139 don't care. Anyway, so Arlene called the other 00:08:48.139 --> 00:08:49.460 day and woke me up out of a nap and told you 00:08:49.460 --> 00:08:51.000 all this. And she said, where's the bush hog? 00:08:51.379 --> 00:08:54.120 She's 87. I said, you doing a little farming? 00:08:54.460 --> 00:08:55.940 She goes, I might tie it around my neck and go 00:08:55.940 --> 00:08:57.379 for a walk. And I was like, why don't you just 00:08:57.379 --> 00:09:01.340 sit down and have a glass of tea? You need to 00:09:01.340 --> 00:09:03.100 sit down. You want to know what my shirt means 00:09:03.100 --> 00:09:05.120 by that's biblical? Because everything is, and 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:08.529 here's why. When Elijah said, I'm done, Lord, 00:09:08.610 --> 00:09:10.289 and laid under a broom tree and said, just kill 00:09:10.289 --> 00:09:12.049 me. I hate this. Take me home. You know what 00:09:12.049 --> 00:09:15.570 he said? He said, I think that your blood sugar's 00:09:15.570 --> 00:09:17.629 a little low and you might need a nap. That's 00:09:17.629 --> 00:09:19.889 biblical. If he'd have had some of them E .L. 00:09:20.149 --> 00:09:23.710 Fudge chocolate breakfast sandwiches shaped in 00:09:23.710 --> 00:09:26.190 the Keebler L. Dad looked at me then. He said, 00:09:26.309 --> 00:09:28.309 that's two protein shakes that you've had. I 00:09:28.309 --> 00:09:31.490 went, sometimes you can have more than one protein 00:09:31.490 --> 00:09:33.090 a day. He goes, you can't be drinking all your 00:09:33.090 --> 00:09:37.299 protein. And I was like. He would know since 00:09:37.299 --> 00:09:42.159 he discovered Planet Fitness. I love my dad so 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:43.559 much. He's like, you know what? None of my business. 00:09:43.759 --> 00:09:45.340 And I'm like, I love you so much, but I have 00:09:45.340 --> 00:09:48.159 to have 150 grams of protein. And I only had 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:52.220 60. You have to do math to lose weight. That's 00:09:52.220 --> 00:09:54.059 why I'm fat. See, I'm not doing calories, though. 00:09:54.179 --> 00:09:56.059 That's what makes you depressed. I count protein 00:09:56.059 --> 00:09:57.340 because the more protein you have, the better. 00:09:57.419 --> 00:09:59.779 So I know. But there you go. You got to count. 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:03.500 It's just like that T -shirt says. And then Satan 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:11.600 said. Let's add the alphabet to math. Speaking 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:13.440 of the devil, I thought about something today. 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.700 About how everything is basically... Are we on 00:10:17.700 --> 00:10:21.320 a time limit? No. Demonic in our culture. You 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:23.580 know, Starbucks, it's a siren. You know, trick 00:10:23.580 --> 00:10:25.980 or treat, demonic, whatever. And I got to think 00:10:25.980 --> 00:10:27.820 about that. I was like, the devil's not trying 00:10:27.820 --> 00:10:30.529 to get you to deny God. He don't care if you 00:10:30.529 --> 00:10:33.549 don't believe in God. He wants you to defy God. 00:10:33.850 --> 00:10:35.529 Think about every time he tempted somebody in 00:10:35.529 --> 00:10:37.590 the Bible. He was like, he didn't look at Eve 00:10:37.590 --> 00:10:39.870 and go, that dude's not real. He was like, is 00:10:39.870 --> 00:10:42.929 that what he really said, though? You see what 00:10:42.929 --> 00:10:45.230 I'm saying? He wants you to defy God, not to 00:10:45.230 --> 00:10:46.889 deny God. That's why you have to be on alert 00:10:46.889 --> 00:10:48.830 with your discernment. It's way too early to 00:10:48.830 --> 00:10:51.629 discuss. It's never too early to talk about Jesus. 00:10:52.110 --> 00:10:55.389 I didn't say anything about Jesus. I'm just saying. 00:10:55.549 --> 00:10:58.909 We was talking about his best seller. Don't what? 00:10:59.029 --> 00:11:01.409 Okay, quit blowing the smoke in my face. I'm 00:11:01.409 --> 00:11:03.350 always blowing the smoke from a cigarette, not 00:11:03.350 --> 00:11:07.149 from the scripture. Oh, now we know why Maggie's 00:11:07.149 --> 00:11:10.490 dirty. She's digging a hole for whoever's dumping 00:11:10.490 --> 00:11:16.049 trash down here. She's like, I'm on it. I mean, 00:11:16.070 --> 00:11:18.470 really, who just drives down the road with three 00:11:18.470 --> 00:11:20.110 power wheels in the back of their car and says, 00:11:20.149 --> 00:11:22.370 you know what? This looks like a good spot. I 00:11:22.370 --> 00:11:24.250 think I'll just put them out right here. Oh, 00:11:24.330 --> 00:11:29.159 and by the way, I've got a bicycle. I'll tell 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:31.679 you what else. It just burns me up. It burns 00:11:31.679 --> 00:11:36.100 me up. Trash up your own place. You know me. 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:40.720 I won't even ride down the road and throw out 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:46.460 a toothpick. She won't. I mean. Basic common 00:11:46.460 --> 00:11:49.379 courtesy. I guess because when I was growing 00:11:49.379 --> 00:11:54.240 up, that Indian was on TV. And he was a pretty 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.269 Indian. A Native American. There you go. An indigenous 00:11:58.269 --> 00:12:02.830 person. Native American. And he was standing 00:12:02.830 --> 00:12:05.850 there on the side of the road, and a car drives 00:12:05.850 --> 00:12:09.730 by and throws up trash and hits him. And this 00:12:09.730 --> 00:12:12.490 big old teardrop rolls down his face, and it 00:12:12.490 --> 00:12:14.529 was like one of those Smokey the Bear commercials. 00:12:14.610 --> 00:12:18.169 It was like, only you can save America, you know. 00:12:18.730 --> 00:12:20.789 I just remember give a hoot, don't pollute with 00:12:20.789 --> 00:12:24.110 the owl. Yes, but this was before the owl. This 00:12:24.110 --> 00:12:26.860 was the... beautiful native american man that 00:12:26.860 --> 00:12:30.159 stood there and the cars drove by and threw out 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:34.620 trash and hit him and and this big tear how they 00:12:34.620 --> 00:12:37.620 got him to do that right on cue here it comes 00:12:37.620 --> 00:12:47.139 and so sad it's just not do not let her don't 00:12:47.139 --> 00:12:49.139 do it they're cracking up because they're like 00:12:49.139 --> 00:12:50.960 i remember that hayley is still she's watching 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:56.419 from bali this morning That's in Indonesia. There's 00:12:56.419 --> 00:13:02.840 a song. Istanbul. Istanbul, not Constantinople. 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:05.559 Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Do you 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.340 ever watch the dramatic readings of lyrics? Istanbul 00:13:08.340 --> 00:13:14.059 was once Constantinople, but now it's Istanbul, 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:18.899 not Constantinople. We could actually do that 00:13:18.899 --> 00:13:23.570 with Iran and Persia. And he's to be Canaan now. 00:13:24.289 --> 00:13:29.730 I think we had a song like that in Vacation Bible 00:13:29.730 --> 00:13:34.690 School. So let's just praise the Lord. Father 00:13:34.690 --> 00:13:38.909 Abraham. Father Abraham had many sons. Many sons 00:13:38.909 --> 00:13:43.509 had Father Abraham. And I am one of them. And 00:13:43.509 --> 00:13:48.090 so are you. So let's just praise the Lord. Right 00:13:48.090 --> 00:13:51.789 arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, and the head. 00:13:51.850 --> 00:13:55.909 Turn around, sit down. Chris calls applesauce. 00:13:56.870 --> 00:13:59.129 Darlene McCoy Tuttle said, I could sit all day 00:13:59.129 --> 00:14:02.350 and listen to you two. Thank you. Send money. 00:14:03.549 --> 00:14:08.889 For just 15 cents a day. You could sponsor our 00:14:08.889 --> 00:14:13.980 very expensive pond rings. Pickers Hall. You've 00:14:13.980 --> 00:14:16.860 got your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in 00:14:16.860 --> 00:14:22.759 this picture. It's a version of Dolly and John 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:24.580 the Baptist and Sarah Beth all at once. John 00:14:24.580 --> 00:14:29.159 the Baptist. You look like a John the Baptist. 00:14:29.779 --> 00:14:33.379 Maggie, your face is so dirty. So this is my 00:14:33.379 --> 00:14:40.039 mom. And she's the reason that I am. No, he didn't 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:44.360 push me out. I didn't push you out. And how many 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:48.480 wives had Father Abraham? Dose. Three if you 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:50.019 counted the Hagar, but she was side piece. Now 00:14:50.019 --> 00:14:53.179 listen, Hagar really wasn't, that was his concubine. 00:14:53.679 --> 00:14:55.940 It wasn't his concubine, it was Sarah's maidservant. 00:14:55.960 --> 00:14:58.360 It wasn't even his concubine. Because she couldn't 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:00.279 have a baby, she forced God's promise and made 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:04.559 him lay with Hagar. I know the story. And then, 00:15:04.620 --> 00:15:07.500 they went out in the desert, and that's where 00:15:07.500 --> 00:15:15.250 the, oh. Never mind. Have to wait for Bible study. 00:15:16.909 --> 00:15:22.990 We're getting our reels confused. Wasn't Medea 00:15:22.990 --> 00:15:26.190 said, my favorite Bible story is when Jonas fell 00:15:26.190 --> 00:15:29.610 up by the big, big, big, big fish. And then he 00:15:29.610 --> 00:15:32.330 couldn't go to the island of the real boys. And 00:15:32.330 --> 00:15:36.639 then. Shadrach and the billy goat. He got spit 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:38.820 out. And that's when Dumbledore said, you're 00:15:38.820 --> 00:15:41.019 a wizard, Harry. Something like that. It's paraphrased, 00:15:41.019 --> 00:15:44.799 but it's real close. And in the book of its exclamations. 00:15:45.019 --> 00:15:47.639 Exclamations. I have the book of first parentheses. 00:15:49.879 --> 00:15:53.000 He just swore it. I think Keith wrote that book. 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:54.899 He wrote the book of consumption. Oh, that's 00:15:54.899 --> 00:15:56.519 right. That's right. And Deuteronomy. Or was 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:59.360 it conception? No, it was conception. No, Keith 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:02.059 didn't write the book of conception. No. Let's 00:16:02.059 --> 00:16:03.870 see what's immaculate. Which, knowing Keith, 00:16:04.070 --> 00:16:05.610 it would have been. It would have been spick 00:16:05.610 --> 00:16:07.730 and span. You know he's an accidental Nazarene. 00:16:07.789 --> 00:16:09.450 I know. He stood up in the middle of the invitation 00:16:09.450 --> 00:16:11.870 instead of at the ending prayer, and he accidentally 00:16:11.870 --> 00:16:18.149 had to give his life to Christ. No. No. He said 00:16:18.149 --> 00:16:21.870 somebody down the row was wanting to get out 00:16:21.870 --> 00:16:24.409 and do the altar call, so he stepped out in the 00:16:24.409 --> 00:16:26.909 aisle to let them get out because there wasn't 00:16:26.909 --> 00:16:30.269 enough room. And they said, Brother Keith is 00:16:30.269 --> 00:16:33.230 coming forward. He said, so I just had to go 00:16:33.230 --> 00:16:36.070 with the flow. I became an accidental Nazarene. 00:16:36.070 --> 00:16:40.590 I'm an accidental Nazarene. How's Dylan doing? 00:16:40.730 --> 00:16:44.830 He's doing good. My brother? Your other child. 00:16:46.019 --> 00:16:48.059 The one you have no pictures of on the Donald 00:16:48.059 --> 00:16:53.240 Trump table. Dylan's like, two pictures of Donald 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:57.759 J. Trump. None of Dylan. Lead the free world 00:16:57.759 --> 00:16:59.379 and then we'll put your picture on the table. 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:04.019 Win the election three times. Shut up. What are 00:17:04.019 --> 00:17:05.480 you doing to make America great again, Dylan? 00:17:05.579 --> 00:17:08.950 What are you doing? When that big forest fire 00:17:08.950 --> 00:17:10.730 was in Louisiana a couple years ago, my brother 00:17:10.730 --> 00:17:12.970 was in the Army band in Louisiana. Mom goes, 00:17:13.069 --> 00:17:16.190 should you go help? He goes, what? She goes, 00:17:16.250 --> 00:17:18.609 what if they deploy you? He goes, what am I going 00:17:18.609 --> 00:17:21.089 to do? We sit at my drum set, run up there and 00:17:21.089 --> 00:17:24.150 go, we didn't start this fire. It was always 00:17:24.150 --> 00:17:25.950 burning. He's like, if you bring in the drum, 00:17:26.029 --> 00:17:29.710 we're game over. We're like, and here comes the 00:17:29.710 --> 00:17:32.750 big one. Like, it's the burning of Atlanta. It's 00:17:32.750 --> 00:17:39.059 like, if they call me in, we're screwed. We have 00:17:39.059 --> 00:17:44.140 no hope. Listen. There's always a drum rip battle. 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:48.400 Well, there's that guy in the picture. He's always 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:50.099 right out there with the guy playing the flute. 00:17:50.299 --> 00:17:52.519 Why is there a flute? You think of all the instruments 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:56.819 together. Whatever. Could you imagine? Calling 00:17:56.819 --> 00:18:00.319 to attention. I play the piccolo. Playing the 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:05.740 five. The what? It goes. You know, this song 00:18:05.740 --> 00:18:11.900 goes like this. Wrong war. That's not it. Wrong 00:18:11.900 --> 00:18:15.599 war. If I was calling people to arms, I think 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:20.259 I'd have like a sousaphone. Like the Hebrews 00:18:20.259 --> 00:18:23.920 got it right. They got with a big horn. Us, we're 00:18:23.920 --> 00:18:26.660 like, shh, shh, shh. We're fixing to charge. 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:37.200 Hello. Hit that drum. You have to listen back. 00:18:37.220 --> 00:18:39.440 You have to listen back. You're out of step. 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:43.160 Get in line. You have to count for the hash mark. 00:18:43.319 --> 00:18:47.480 Who stopped the flag? Damn it, Daniel. Joey. 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:51.359 Sean, get out of the middle of Main Street. Sean 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:53.279 Richardson, the first year he was in a parade, 00:18:53.339 --> 00:18:55.059 they gave him a bass drum that was bigger than 00:18:55.059 --> 00:18:57.240 him, and he couldn't see over it, so he's just 00:18:57.240 --> 00:19:00.720 bouncing along Broadway, and then he hit a pothole, 00:19:00.819 --> 00:19:06.059 and all of a sudden we're hearing... and also 00:19:06.059 --> 00:19:11.980 we hear we're like and sean's just end over end 00:19:11.980 --> 00:19:14.920 rolling over that bass drum down broadway and 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.900 i was like that was so funny then we couldn't 00:19:17.900 --> 00:19:19.519 make the corner all of us got bunched up there 00:19:19.519 --> 00:19:22.019 at witt's beauty shop and we're like cut the 00:19:22.019 --> 00:19:25.779 corner and we're all like wow my god like don't 00:19:25.779 --> 00:19:28.839 put Don't put pit in parades. We don't know how 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:31.660 to march. Pivot. Why did they think that because 00:19:31.660 --> 00:19:33.640 Leanne Harrison and Daniel Kelly can play the 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:37.039 telephone that they could march a sign? We don't 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:40.079 march. They should have put us on the golf cart 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:43.279 throwing candy. Y 'all are just lucky. Do you 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:46.099 know what our girls had to do that carried the 00:19:46.099 --> 00:19:49.799 banner? They had to wear little tiny shorts. 00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:54.660 And pantyhose. Like a Hooters girl. And go -go 00:19:54.660 --> 00:19:57.759 boots. There's Michelle Blackwell. You just described 00:19:57.759 --> 00:20:01.079 Ella Langley's entire concert outfit. Alicia 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:04.980 King. And they looked good. They looked good. 00:20:05.099 --> 00:20:07.819 And they had a beautiful banner. And they had 00:20:07.819 --> 00:20:10.779 a scarf tie, a royal blue scarf tied around their 00:20:10.779 --> 00:20:15.869 neck. I'm telling you, we was. We was good looking 00:20:15.869 --> 00:20:18.990 back then. I had on a big white furry hat. I 00:20:18.990 --> 00:20:21.069 couldn't march and play. You were also in the 00:20:21.069 --> 00:20:23.569 British Roaring Guard, apparently. Well, it's 00:20:23.569 --> 00:20:25.950 so funny. It was hotter than before the July. 00:20:26.430 --> 00:20:29.920 Them white shoes. See, y 'all had it lucky. You 00:20:29.920 --> 00:20:31.980 got to wear black shoes. Oh, no. No, no, no. 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:34.680 No, no, no, no, no. Y 'all, nothing. I had to 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:37.160 white shoe it up for four years. Oh, that's right, 00:20:37.299 --> 00:20:39.680 because Brandon Campbell painted on the bottom 00:20:39.680 --> 00:20:42.599 of his that said, Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. But every 00:20:42.599 --> 00:20:44.200 time he would play, Devin went down to Georgia 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:47.220 while he was polishing his white shoes, and that's 00:20:47.220 --> 00:20:48.720 when him and Jessica would sit together, and 00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:51.559 he would just splash, and she got branded. Branded. 00:20:51.700 --> 00:20:53.880 And it was just like little peppers of white 00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:55.359 shoe polish all over her face, because he's going, 00:20:55.440 --> 00:20:57.039 da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da -da, and she's 00:20:57.039 --> 00:20:59.410 going, branded. Brandon, stop that. Brandon. 00:20:59.569 --> 00:21:01.529 And it was just like she's just peppered with 00:21:01.529 --> 00:21:05.049 whiteout, you know. But, oh, marching band was 00:21:05.049 --> 00:21:06.609 hoot. Now, last night we were putting stuff in 00:21:06.609 --> 00:21:08.630 the fire pit, and Sean threw something in, and 00:21:08.630 --> 00:21:11.369 it missed. And Mom said, did you play ball, play 00:21:11.369 --> 00:21:13.130 sports? He goes, I did. She goes, I also was 00:21:13.130 --> 00:21:15.890 in sports. I was a cheerleader. And I went, and 00:21:15.890 --> 00:21:18.950 the band at the same time. A cheerleader cheers 00:21:18.950 --> 00:21:21.589 for other sports. Cheerleaders cheer for people 00:21:21.589 --> 00:21:24.589 who are playing sports. I cheered the game, and 00:21:24.589 --> 00:21:27.650 then at halftime, I ran up into the bleachers 00:21:27.650 --> 00:21:31.109 and helped play the songs at halftime, and then 00:21:31.109 --> 00:21:33.450 I ran back down and cheered. But I only cheered 00:21:33.450 --> 00:21:36.410 two years. Because after that, they went to gymnastics. 00:21:36.410 --> 00:21:39.569 And I quit band in my junior year because I didn't 00:21:39.569 --> 00:21:41.269 like the new band director. Were you just running 00:21:41.269 --> 00:21:43.730 with hoodlums at that point? I was. I was a hoodlum. 00:21:43.910 --> 00:21:45.630 Mom was running with some bad people and didn't 00:21:45.630 --> 00:21:48.230 even know it. I was. No, I was running with good 00:21:48.230 --> 00:21:52.329 people. Did you show them your bracelet, Cora? 00:21:53.450 --> 00:21:57.410 Your WWJD bracelet? Did you wear your Sunday 00:21:57.410 --> 00:21:59.569 school attendance? All I'm saying is I'm just 00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:07.089 so thankful to the Lord that there was not social 00:22:07.089 --> 00:22:11.549 media when I was growing up in the 70s. Or the 00:22:11.549 --> 00:22:16.170 90s. Or Beth in the 80s. Oh, she would have had 00:22:16.170 --> 00:22:20.180 her own TMZ show. Shut up. I wasn't being mean. 00:22:20.259 --> 00:22:23.099 I'm just saying she was well -connected. She 00:22:23.099 --> 00:22:26.339 had good hair, though. She wore more necklaces 00:22:26.339 --> 00:22:29.500 than Amling, though. No, she didn't. Okay, get 00:22:29.500 --> 00:22:34.299 off my sister. No, leave it alone, Sarah. Anyway, 00:22:34.599 --> 00:22:42.900 Ross Gill, get off my sister. You know, that 00:22:42.900 --> 00:22:49.109 always takes me back. You can quote. Casualty. 00:22:49.190 --> 00:22:52.009 Anyway, continue. I can quote what? You could 00:22:52.009 --> 00:22:55.349 quote every line from Friends, and then I'd look 00:22:55.349 --> 00:22:57.329 at you and your brother. I'd go, now quote Scripture. 00:22:57.849 --> 00:23:00.829 And then you'd always pull that one. Jesus wept. 00:23:01.609 --> 00:23:08.609 Genesis 1 -1, in the beginning. I can quote the 00:23:08.609 --> 00:23:12.490 end. All God's people said amen. Amen. I told 00:23:12.490 --> 00:23:13.990 you I could sum up all the epistles with one 00:23:13.990 --> 00:23:17.150 sentence. You ready? Paul says, Greetings to 00:23:17.150 --> 00:23:19.569 the church and wherever, to whomever this may 00:23:19.569 --> 00:23:22.630 concern. Dos, we thank God every time we think 00:23:22.630 --> 00:23:25.710 about y 'all. Three, keep holding to faith. Good 00:23:25.710 --> 00:23:28.490 job. Four, quit being stupid. Or I'm going to 00:23:28.490 --> 00:23:30.069 write another letter. Five. And tell them women 00:23:30.069 --> 00:23:32.650 I said shut up. And then number five, Timothy 00:23:32.650 --> 00:23:35.869 says hi. And bring my coat. And bring my coat. 00:23:35.910 --> 00:23:38.630 Do not think of me in my chains. You know, I 00:23:38.630 --> 00:23:43.250 will never forget that. Jamie Neal preached that 00:23:43.250 --> 00:23:52.490 Sunday. when he was a preacher and and he preached 00:23:52.490 --> 00:23:57.430 on timothy and paul told timothy paul wrote timothy 00:23:57.430 --> 00:23:59.450 and said look bring me my coat when you come 00:23:59.450 --> 00:24:03.130 bring my coat but also bring my cloak and i'm 00:24:03.130 --> 00:24:09.240 like zorro he's gonna do magic Now you see Jesus. 00:24:09.519 --> 00:24:14.660 Now you don't. But I always remembered that from 00:24:14.660 --> 00:24:18.039 his sermon. Just like I remember this one guy 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:24.359 that preached. And he talked about the huge banquets 00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:27.799 that they would have back in the biblical times. 00:24:28.099 --> 00:24:29.980 The festivals. They were talking about Solomon. 00:24:30.539 --> 00:24:33.799 Yes, he was at the big banquet with all the people 00:24:33.799 --> 00:24:36.329 that were going to. And the peafowls. Went down 00:24:36.329 --> 00:24:38.589 the table and pulled a little buggy that had 00:24:38.589 --> 00:24:41.710 food in it. A peafowl actually went up and down 00:24:41.710 --> 00:24:42.670 the table. I've never read that in the Bible. 00:24:43.009 --> 00:24:48.029 Well, evidently Mike Petty had. No, yeah, Mike 00:24:48.029 --> 00:24:51.410 Petty. That's who it was. I've been to a lot 00:24:51.410 --> 00:24:53.930 of preachers. Did your mom know a Margie Newman? 00:24:55.670 --> 00:25:01.710 Newman. Margie Newman. I have to go get my yearbook. 00:25:02.589 --> 00:25:05.190 You know, Anlin gets the phone book out, and 00:25:05.190 --> 00:25:06.690 then she'll get the obituaries out, and she'll 00:25:06.690 --> 00:25:09.150 just mark through whoever's dead. That's smart. 00:25:09.470 --> 00:25:10.750 She's like, I'm just updating the phone book. 00:25:11.009 --> 00:25:12.329 I want to know who called me this morning at 00:25:12.329 --> 00:25:18.650 733 -859 -302 -something else. I jumped out of 00:25:18.650 --> 00:25:23.289 that shed. With social security number 409 -766 00:25:23.289 --> 00:25:31.549 -5555. At the dedication of the temple. Camille 00:25:31.549 --> 00:25:35.339 knew it. Thank you. The peafowls. Those are peacocks. 00:25:36.519 --> 00:25:38.319 In case people don't know what peafowls are, 00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:41.200 those are peacocks. Well, now, wait a minute. 00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:43.279 I thought peafowls were the little bitty ones. 00:25:43.400 --> 00:25:46.819 The peacocks were the big ones. No. Peacocks 00:25:46.819 --> 00:25:48.579 are the boys. Peahens are the girls. They're 00:25:48.579 --> 00:25:51.700 collectively known as peafowls. That's collectively. 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:53.859 Listen, I'm going to tell you something about 00:25:53.859 --> 00:25:58.680 fowls. When I was going to school, there was 00:25:58.680 --> 00:26:01.119 this family out the road. And they were nice 00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:03.859 people, don't get me wrong, but they had guineas. 00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:08.859 The worst birds ever. I drove a 67 Chevy Impala 00:26:08.859 --> 00:26:13.380 two -door with a 327. And I would, oh, I've been 00:26:13.380 --> 00:26:15.140 late my whole life. My dad said I'd be late for 00:26:15.140 --> 00:26:17.940 my own funeral, and I am going to rig that. We're 00:26:17.940 --> 00:26:19.740 going to have it two weeks after she dies. No, 00:26:20.299 --> 00:26:22.900 we're supposed to start at two. We're actually 00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:24.920 going to start at four. It's actually not going 00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:30.140 to happen until four. And I'd fly. Around Sand 00:26:30.140 --> 00:26:31.940 Hill, and I'd get right there in front of Billy 00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:35.099 Broaddus' house, and there'd be them stupid guineas 00:26:35.099 --> 00:26:38.460 in the road. Little did I know, you can't run 00:26:38.460 --> 00:26:41.880 over them things. So I would park the car and 00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:45.359 get out and get the, you know, like you do the 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:47.680 turbo. You can, but it poofs like a pillow out 00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:52.700 of pillow fight. No, they run. No, I've seen 00:26:52.700 --> 00:26:54.740 one get hit at Jeff Farthing's house once. Well, 00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:59.420 listen, I tried very hard to hit them. And you 00:26:59.420 --> 00:27:03.740 cannot hit them. And so finally, I just gave 00:27:03.740 --> 00:27:08.779 up. I'd round that curve, and I would blast through 00:27:08.779 --> 00:27:13.119 them guineas. The guineas was everywhere. Can't 00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:15.500 stand them little guineas, somebody said. John 00:27:15.500 --> 00:27:17.859 had a guinea. Oh, Bonnie Allen's watching this 00:27:17.859 --> 00:27:22.019 morning. Mom saw Dr. John. How's the salsa going? 00:27:23.299 --> 00:27:26.750 He was making salsa. Did you know the other day 00:27:26.750 --> 00:27:27.990 at the tractor supply they had a candle that 00:27:27.990 --> 00:27:30.650 said heirloom tomato? And I was like, why? Why, 00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:33.069 why, why, why? Would you want your house to smell 00:27:33.069 --> 00:27:37.849 like that? What are you doing? Sean thinks that 00:27:37.849 --> 00:27:41.670 your loving husband thinks that we had the wrong 00:27:41.670 --> 00:27:44.230 angle. I told him we did. See, that's my good 00:27:44.230 --> 00:27:49.069 side. God fixed it. I'm in my working clothes. 00:27:49.289 --> 00:27:52.630 The only thing we're missing is Jen Collins down 00:27:52.630 --> 00:27:55.759 there hollering at us. Oh, I love Jen. Who to? 00:27:56.839 --> 00:27:59.500 Did you know the bishops or the Cheneys or the 00:27:59.500 --> 00:28:02.920 Fots? Know them all. Everyone will probably can 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.660 tell. Salsa is done. Well, then we expect a jar 00:28:05.660 --> 00:28:08.279 so we can do a lot about how good it is. Tom. 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.259 Tom's just having a time today. He's having itchy 00:28:11.259 --> 00:28:14.000 issues. It's where that one bit him and he's 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:16.680 scratching the scab. Oh, wait. Now Winona's doing 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:19.599 it. Well, probably. The quail are the same way 00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:23.339 out here. I would like to have some quail out 00:28:23.339 --> 00:28:26.940 here. I want some bobwhites. Same thing. No, 00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:29.920 it's not. Is it? Yes. There's Cornix quail, there's 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:31.880 bobwhite quail, and then there's standard quail. 00:28:31.900 --> 00:28:35.900 Thank you. God, how come you think you know everything 00:28:35.900 --> 00:28:37.720 just because you went to college and I didn't? 00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:41.380 Well, I started it, but I have birds. I know 00:28:41.380 --> 00:28:44.740 birds. My chicken tender, I had to take the turkey 00:28:44.740 --> 00:28:46.700 back to her house and put it in the sugar glider 00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:48.460 cage last night because the mamas have rejected 00:28:48.460 --> 00:28:52.339 it. I've told you to stop telling me the sad 00:28:52.339 --> 00:28:54.960 things about your animals. That's not sad. It 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.180 is. When you have to take an animal and put it 00:28:57.180 --> 00:28:59.599 in a bird cage, I don't want to know about it. 00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:03.460 There are birds. Well, we've been sitting here 00:29:03.460 --> 00:29:05.779 for 15 minutes and I've not seen a black Subaru 00:29:05.779 --> 00:29:07.720 yet. You better get your ass up here and pick 00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:10.559 up this mess. It's my channel. I can't help it. 00:29:11.019 --> 00:29:13.880 You can't wear this and talk ugly. That word's 00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:18.450 in the Bible. Okay, Dad says wrap it up. Dad 00:29:18.450 --> 00:29:20.150 says wrap it up. Dad says get to the collars. 00:29:20.150 --> 00:29:23.190 Because we've got to go to Richmond and get something. 00:29:23.369 --> 00:29:29.009 So Papa Corky, Bubbo. Papa Corky. Bubbo. You 00:29:29.009 --> 00:29:32.049 know, Maverick calls him Popo. But Magnolia, 00:29:32.130 --> 00:29:36.410 being the little Louisiana coon. There's that 00:29:36.410 --> 00:29:42.869 word. Tail. Ass. Says Bubbo. Bubbo. So Bubbo 00:29:42.869 --> 00:29:46.240 Corky says wrap it up. It still says you're watching, 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:51.299 though. I am. It's live. Oh, my goodness. Well, 00:29:51.380 --> 00:29:53.359 that means that we have to get on the road, but 00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.839 I wanted you to meet Mother. Oh, and get looking 00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:57.160 forward to it. She's also going to do an updated 00:29:57.160 --> 00:29:59.220 tiny trinket tour because she has changed the 00:29:59.220 --> 00:30:00.740 things on top of the kitchen cabinet. And listen, 00:30:00.900 --> 00:30:06.519 I bought two new shadow boxes and went to the 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.140 attic the other day, and guess what I found? 00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:11.660 Found two more? You can shop in your own attic 00:30:11.660 --> 00:30:13.890 and probably save a lot of money. I bet something 00:30:13.890 --> 00:30:16.789 else fun is going to Dusty's neck of the woods. 00:30:16.970 --> 00:30:18.490 Why don't we just call Dusty and get all your 00:30:18.490 --> 00:30:19.750 stuff, and then you can look through it on his 00:30:19.750 --> 00:30:22.289 table. I did. He come and got some of my stuff. 00:30:22.509 --> 00:30:24.430 Well, that's good. Oh, Dusty Stevenson. Yes. 00:30:24.450 --> 00:30:26.950 Yes, I love him. Oh, listen. He's got three of 00:30:26.950 --> 00:30:28.890 the greatest booths. And listen, I love that 00:30:28.890 --> 00:30:30.930 Picker's Paradise down here, too. And oh, wait, 00:30:31.029 --> 00:30:34.049 wait. Let's throw a plug in. Blessed Treasures 00:30:34.049 --> 00:30:36.470 in Ravenna, Kentucky, run by Peggy Turpin. It's 00:30:36.470 --> 00:30:38.869 great. Daddy. And Blue Magnolia on Main Street. 00:30:38.950 --> 00:30:43.039 Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Bonnie Allen said hello. 00:30:43.180 --> 00:30:48.380 Who? Bonnie Allen. Bonnie Peterson. Oh. And you 00:30:48.380 --> 00:30:51.519 had to call her by her married name. And Jessica 00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:54.240 Nunley said hello. Just wanted you to know. They 00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.420 said, hey, Corky. Okay, we got to go. We got 00:30:56.420 --> 00:30:58.059 to get. Do we have to sing the closing song? 00:30:58.079 --> 00:30:59.900 No, I have to do the sign off. It's this time, 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:04.339 we had this time. So glad we had this time together. 00:31:04.339 --> 00:31:12.059 I like you for you. No, no. It's you I like. 00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:16.579 It's not the clothes you wear. It's not the things 00:31:16.579 --> 00:31:22.180 you do or say. But it's you I like. Anyway. Y 00:31:22.180 --> 00:31:23.559 'all keep your bibles up in your pad or dry your 00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:24.960 hair in the hospital because people are crazy. 00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:27.299 And they're dumping trash on St. Tim. Quit dumping 00:31:27.299 --> 00:31:32.099 trash. And also, be nice to all people, animals, 00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.779 and children. Try to love your neighbor if you 00:31:33.779 --> 00:31:37.039 can't give it to God. In the meantime, Tom, stop 00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:41.759 keeping a beat. Give me a beat. Thumper over 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:44.039 there. So, I love you. I mean it. We'll catch 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.559 up with you here in a little bit. We'll do another 00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.099 live. What year is it? Anyway, so I love you. 00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.220 Remember, guys, that's Tammy. I'm Sarah Beth 00:31:51.220 --> 00:31:52.750 Terry. And you're not. Bye.