WEBVTT 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:33.560 Good evening. The dishes are done. The kids are 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:36.359 in the bathtub. I'm speaking from everybody else's 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:37.979 experience as neither of those things are happening 00:00:37.979 --> 00:00:43.619 in my house right now. Nay. The 930 hours bonus, 00:00:43.780 --> 00:00:49.240 friends. Today is Tuesday, July 21st, 2026. Welcome 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:54.539 to the porch. I don't feel good. I'm trying to 00:00:54.539 --> 00:01:00.869 get out of it. But I still don't feel good. Feels 00:01:00.869 --> 00:01:03.009 like I've had bad sinus drainage this week and 00:01:03.009 --> 00:01:04.709 my stomach's just a little bit upset about it. 00:01:04.769 --> 00:01:06.230 I think it's because the weather's been changing. 00:01:11.010 --> 00:01:13.329 Thank you, Jen. Jen said I can tell you're losing 00:01:13.329 --> 00:01:15.370 weight. Yes, you can. You know why? Because I'm 00:01:15.370 --> 00:01:19.450 fat in my face. I wear them big old fat faces 00:01:19.450 --> 00:01:27.489 like them big corn fed girls. I have jowls. I 00:01:27.489 --> 00:01:28.569 was telling that to G the other day. I said, 00:01:28.590 --> 00:01:30.109 you might want to get you in them vibration plates 00:01:30.109 --> 00:01:31.250 for when you get off the road because, I mean, 00:01:31.290 --> 00:01:33.629 you tend to puff. She goes, excuse me? And I 00:01:33.629 --> 00:01:37.390 was like, I'm a friend. You get a little puffy 00:01:37.390 --> 00:01:42.390 and you stay up past 11 o 'clock at night. She 00:01:42.390 --> 00:01:44.049 goes, that's the meanest thing you've ever said 00:01:44.049 --> 00:01:46.849 to me. I said, I assure you it is not. When I 00:01:46.849 --> 00:01:49.849 first met her, she came up to me at a bar and 00:01:49.849 --> 00:01:52.329 she had a hat on. And she said, I'm supposed 00:01:52.329 --> 00:01:54.629 to meet you. This was like 15 years ago. And 00:01:54.629 --> 00:01:57.170 I said, cool. I was drunk. That's why I don't 00:01:57.170 --> 00:01:59.349 drink anymore. And she goes, I'm Gretchen Wilson. 00:01:59.530 --> 00:02:01.170 I was like, no, you're not. She's not that old. 00:02:03.129 --> 00:02:06.090 And she took her hat off, and I went, oh, you 00:02:06.090 --> 00:02:10.550 should have been using face creams. She hated 00:02:10.550 --> 00:02:13.009 me for a good solid three weeks, and then she 00:02:13.009 --> 00:02:15.430 figured out that that's just the way I am. It 00:02:15.430 --> 00:02:17.469 didn't matter who you are. She saw me say something 00:02:17.469 --> 00:02:20.069 similar to Trent Tomlinson about his new hair 00:02:20.069 --> 00:02:22.330 plugs. So at that point, she was like, oh, she's 00:02:22.330 --> 00:02:24.050 just an asshole to everybody. I'm like, yeah, 00:02:24.069 --> 00:02:27.080 I'm an equal opportunity asshole. I've been due 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:29.500 DEI for years. I want everybody to feel included 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:33.419 in this ass -whipping. Dare I leave anyone out. 00:02:33.659 --> 00:02:36.680 All right. Here is your top 10 news stories in 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.439 the U .S. President Trump announced sweeping 00:02:38.439 --> 00:02:40.620 new tariffs, including future tariffs on imported 00:02:40.620 --> 00:02:44.000 generic medications and expanded tariffs on Canadian 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:47.879 goods. I almost said geese. We're not importing 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:53.120 Canadian geese. All right. It's almost a 50 % 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:57.389 tariff. They might as well be buying weed, recreationally, 00:02:57.389 --> 00:02:59.949 across the state lines. That's how much tax is 00:02:59.949 --> 00:03:02.330 on the shit from Canada right now. Okay, the 00:03:02.330 --> 00:03:05.969 administration continues recording a record immigration 00:03:05.969 --> 00:03:11.969 enforcement after June arrest, top 43 ,000. 43 00:03:11.969 --> 00:03:22.469 ,000. 43 ,000 arrests in the month of June. Okay. 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.219 Tom Holmes wanted to at least hire, like, I think 00:03:25.219 --> 00:03:27.539 he said 10 ,000 more ICE agents, and they're 00:03:27.539 --> 00:03:29.120 talking about putting a detention center down 00:03:29.120 --> 00:03:31.319 in Gitmo. I'm like, I thought that was a detention 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:34.419 center. What is down there if it's not a detention 00:03:34.419 --> 00:03:36.460 center? Like, what are we doing? Like, can't 00:03:36.460 --> 00:03:40.060 we just get, like, another building at Gitmo? 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:41.919 Like, I thought that's what they already did 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.979 was detain people down there. Like, we're building 00:03:43.979 --> 00:03:45.599 something? Anyway, I'm so confused about the 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:48.099 way the world works sometimes. Congress questioned 00:03:48.099 --> 00:03:50.099 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the growing 00:03:50.099 --> 00:03:52.180 cost of military operations against Iran. Well, 00:03:52.340 --> 00:03:56.139 we ain't wanting to start a fight, but we will 00:03:56.139 --> 00:03:59.120 finish it. I'm more excited about the fact that 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.539 they're making all the male military members 00:04:00.539 --> 00:04:02.240 test for testosterone to make sure they have 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:03.599 plenty of testosterone, because you can't be 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:05.360 fighting battles if you're wanting to hold and 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:07.740 feel with them. Be like, they didn't mean to 00:04:07.740 --> 00:04:09.520 bomb us. They're just going through a hard time. 00:04:09.819 --> 00:04:12.819 No. Shoot first, ask questions later. That's 00:04:12.819 --> 00:04:15.659 why you joined the US of A military. So, just 00:04:15.659 --> 00:04:17.319 saying. Check, make sure that they're eating 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:18.860 enough blueberries and putting that stuff up 00:04:18.860 --> 00:04:20.519 under their arms if they're over 40. I'm just 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:24.779 saying. Take them to a strip club before they 00:04:24.779 --> 00:04:26.639 go overseas. I don't know. Get that testosterone 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.639 up. Take them to Hooters. Get them some wings 00:04:29.639 --> 00:04:32.079 and some boobies and then put them on them. Did 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:34.040 you just start laughing so hard that you had 00:04:34.040 --> 00:04:37.160 to hide your face? Girls, do something for our 00:04:37.160 --> 00:04:39.970 country. You're wearing pantyhose and socks and 00:04:39.970 --> 00:04:41.490 K -Switch tennis shoes. The least you can do 00:04:41.490 --> 00:04:43.149 is just be like, good luck on your future endeavors. 00:04:44.350 --> 00:04:51.250 Get that testosterone up. Just saying. Stop doing 00:04:51.250 --> 00:04:53.850 that. Please stop doing that. You sound like 00:04:53.850 --> 00:04:57.550 Dylan. Like adding just sound effects to my shit 00:04:57.550 --> 00:05:03.430 right now. Federal officials froze over $1 billion 00:05:03.430 --> 00:05:05.230 in Medicaid funding to California and Minnesota 00:05:05.230 --> 00:05:10.589 during fraud investigations. A voter registration 00:05:10.589 --> 00:05:12.649 here in New Jersey mistakenly registered thousands 00:05:12.649 --> 00:05:17.129 of non -citizens. Did it? Did it? Did it accidentally 00:05:17.129 --> 00:05:20.629 register thousands of non -citizens? Did it, 00:05:20.629 --> 00:05:23.209 though? Did it? Because I have to show my ID 00:05:23.209 --> 00:05:25.029 to buy weed, and I have to show my ID to use 00:05:25.029 --> 00:05:27.170 my Coles cash, and I have to, now I do, because 00:05:27.170 --> 00:05:28.569 they know that I'm using somebody else's, but 00:05:28.569 --> 00:05:32.550 now I have to show my ID to literally buy hairspray 00:05:32.550 --> 00:05:34.269 at Sally Hair Supply, but we don't have to show 00:05:34.269 --> 00:05:36.730 it to vote for the people that are running shit. 00:05:38.379 --> 00:05:43.839 Okay, Jersey. Jersey! Sneaky bastards. Okay. 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:46.600 A federal judge paused the proposed Paramount 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:53.500 Warner Brothers discovery merger. Don't make 00:05:53.500 --> 00:05:55.860 that sound effective. Sounds like I did it. And 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:58.439 everybody knows I don't have gas. I'm incapable 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:04.759 of flatulence. It's the Southern way. So let 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.259 me ask you something. The Paramount Warner Brothers 00:06:07.259 --> 00:06:09.980 Discovery merger, is that kind of like an Amazon, 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.819 Disney World, Apple, Coca -Cola, Pepsi merger? 00:06:14.779 --> 00:06:17.240 Quit putting things together sometimes. I'm just 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:20.180 saying. We all split off into our different camps 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:22.060 years ago. There's no sense to try to build another 00:06:22.060 --> 00:06:23.439 Tower of Babel. That's all I'm saying. Okay. 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:25.779 House Democrats opened another inquiry related 00:06:25.779 --> 00:06:27.879 to the Jeffrey Epstein documents. Was it why 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:30.620 he's in Florida and going by? South Beach Pete 00:06:30.620 --> 00:06:33.560 or whatever it is. They hollered his face. They 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:35.819 hollered at him the other day and he went, you 00:06:35.819 --> 00:06:37.360 know what that is? It's called the cocktail party 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:39.279 effect. If you hear your name, you're going to 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:41.639 look up. That's the cocktail party effect. Somebody 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:43.319 could be across Walmart and go, Sarah. And I 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:49.379 go, why would he answer to Jeffrey if that ain't 00:06:49.379 --> 00:06:56.220 his name? Inquiring minds want to know. See, 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:57.819 you get it too. Stop putting soy in everything, 00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:59.339 and then testosterone levels will be higher. 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:00.259 That's true, but then you're going to have a 00:07:00.259 --> 00:07:02.399 lot of menopausal women who will fight a running 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:05.279 chainsaw without some soy sauce and some tofu. 00:07:07.399 --> 00:07:10.220 You've got to quit. You've got to quit. I'm trying 00:07:10.220 --> 00:07:13.019 to do stuff, and you're not the audio producer. 00:07:13.180 --> 00:07:15.699 You're just a heckler in my live audience tonight. 00:07:15.959 --> 00:07:17.560 I asked him to sit out here with me. I didn't 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:22.230 think he was going to participate. Stop it. Stop. 00:07:22.329 --> 00:07:23.850 I mean, I'm going to take your phone away from 00:07:23.850 --> 00:07:25.149 you, like a five -year -old in the back seat. 00:07:25.209 --> 00:07:29.529 Stop it. Dog. Does anybody want a husband? Barely 00:07:29.529 --> 00:07:33.569 used. He'll come and mow your grass. I'm just 00:07:33.569 --> 00:07:40.670 kidding. A double? No. Okay, if you honestly 00:07:40.670 --> 00:07:44.290 think that that man... There's three things I 00:07:44.290 --> 00:07:48.230 know. Three things that don't hang themselves. 00:07:49.350 --> 00:07:51.589 Christmas ornaments, air fresheners, and Jeffrey 00:07:51.589 --> 00:07:53.910 Epstein. So, you know, like I'm just saying, 00:07:54.050 --> 00:07:56.089 like, if you think that that mysterious footage 00:07:56.089 --> 00:07:58.110 just disappeared, he rolled out the body bag. 00:07:58.189 --> 00:08:02.009 Anybody see the A -Team? Hannibal took a suicide 00:08:02.009 --> 00:08:04.410 pill, woke up in the damn crematorium, and lit 00:08:04.410 --> 00:08:06.949 a cigar and freaked the little fella out. I watched 00:08:06.949 --> 00:08:09.689 it. That was 15 years ago. If they put it in 00:08:09.689 --> 00:08:11.970 the movies 15 years ago, that means they've been 00:08:11.970 --> 00:08:15.750 doing that shit for 40 years before that. Because 00:08:15.750 --> 00:08:17.370 that technology has to be declassified by the 00:08:17.370 --> 00:08:18.649 United States government in order for somebody 00:08:18.649 --> 00:08:23.370 else to use it in the medium of art. Huh! Learn 00:08:23.370 --> 00:08:27.910 a book. I'm going to throw you another loop, 00:08:27.910 --> 00:08:29.509 too. Charlie Clark went at his funeral. Helen 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:31.529 Keller flew a plane and Rosa chose a bus. Let's 00:08:31.529 --> 00:08:33.629 go down a rabbit hole sometime. I will blow your 00:08:33.629 --> 00:08:38.570 mind. All right, here we go. Arizona's upcoming 00:08:38.570 --> 00:08:40.409 primaries are becoming a major test of Trump's 00:08:40.409 --> 00:08:44.360 election strategy. Probably because Erica's from 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:45.919 out there. He's probably like, just run out there 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.580 real quick and tell all your constituents since 00:08:47.580 --> 00:08:50.080 she was Miss America, Miss Arizona, just like, 00:08:50.100 --> 00:08:53.340 statistics and a half. We have a lot of problems 00:08:53.340 --> 00:08:55.080 with Arizona sometimes when it comes to politics 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:58.759 and voting. I don't know why, but that seems 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:00.600 to pop up on the news a lot. So, I don't know. 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:06.259 Canada is preparing responses to the new U .S. 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:08.059 tariffs after discussions between Prime Minister 00:09:08.059 --> 00:09:14.159 Carney and President Trump. Okay. Great. Okay, 00:09:14.220 --> 00:09:16.100 debate continues over expanded election security 00:09:16.100 --> 00:09:18.379 legislation ahead of the 2026 midterms. Y 'all 00:09:18.379 --> 00:09:19.960 can keep talking about it, but until somebody 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:21.919 does something about it, it really doesn't matter. 00:09:22.659 --> 00:09:24.759 We have another meeting to talk about the possibility 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:26.600 of having a meeting to have a meeting to have 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.860 another meeting to discuss the election meetings. 00:09:29.299 --> 00:09:34.029 And then we'll have an election. Sometimes it's 00:09:34.029 --> 00:09:35.970 better to ask forgiveness than permission. That's 00:09:35.970 --> 00:09:37.769 all I'm saying. In the world news, fighting between 00:09:37.769 --> 00:09:40.789 the U .S. and Iran intensified for a tenth consecutive 00:09:40.789 --> 00:09:44.269 night. Listen, I didn't want to get involved, 00:09:44.629 --> 00:09:48.070 but I think that I'm going to have to. Somebody 00:09:48.070 --> 00:09:50.370 put me on a plane over across the ocean to the 00:09:50.370 --> 00:09:52.330 sandbox and let me talk some sense into these 00:09:52.330 --> 00:09:53.950 heathens because all I think we need is a cheese 00:09:53.950 --> 00:09:56.730 ball and maybe a gallon of sweet tea and just 00:09:56.730 --> 00:09:59.980 to have a little come to Jesus. Father Abraham 00:09:59.980 --> 00:10:03.259 had many sons, and many sons had Father Abraham. 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:06.019 I am one of them, and so are them. So let's just 00:10:06.019 --> 00:10:13.639 praise the Lord, right arm. Just saying. All 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:15.720 right. Iran reported attacks in and around the 00:10:15.720 --> 00:10:18.960 Strait of Hormuz, disrupting our shipments of 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:24.480 oil again. Oh, thwarted again. Damn it. I know. 00:10:24.620 --> 00:10:27.490 It's just more of the same. It's literally the 00:10:27.490 --> 00:10:30.730 same whore different race. Okay. So Yemen's Houthis 00:10:30.730 --> 00:10:34.230 announced... Houthis? Houthis? Houthis? Houthis? 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:37.190 Anyway, they're in Yemen. Announced a blockade 00:10:37.190 --> 00:10:39.710 targeting Saudi shipping routes. Really? Now 00:10:39.710 --> 00:10:41.570 y 'all gonna start some shit? We're already by 00:10:41.570 --> 00:10:44.350 land and by sea now? You're gonna put a troll 00:10:44.350 --> 00:10:52.490 under a bridge? What's next? Stop it! Chinese 00:10:52.490 --> 00:10:54.450 and Philippine personnel clashed again in the 00:10:54.450 --> 00:10:57.169 South China Sea. Seems like they'd be more concerned 00:10:57.169 --> 00:10:58.549 about the big earthquake that hit them today 00:10:58.549 --> 00:11:00.389 rather than fighting against each other. Maybe 00:11:00.389 --> 00:11:01.570 that's what caused the earthquake, because the 00:11:01.570 --> 00:11:07.149 Lord's going, stop it! Quit it! Lebanon's president 00:11:07.149 --> 00:11:08.830 met with President Trump to discuss regional 00:11:08.830 --> 00:11:10.450 security. Well, he might as well. He's the only 00:11:10.450 --> 00:11:12.549 one that hasn't yet. Afghanistan rescue crews 00:11:12.549 --> 00:11:14.649 continue searching for flood survivors. That's 00:11:14.649 --> 00:11:15.750 something you don't hear every day in Afghanistan, 00:11:16.049 --> 00:11:17.669 the biggest sandbox in the world. Most people 00:11:17.669 --> 00:11:19.289 don't understand that there's four different 00:11:19.289 --> 00:11:21.409 climates in that one tiny country, and that's 00:11:21.409 --> 00:11:24.889 where it's the cradle of civilization. They're 00:11:24.889 --> 00:11:27.590 caught flooding right now. I know. I know. Do 00:11:27.590 --> 00:11:31.029 I have COPD from smoking? No. Do you have a chip 00:11:31.029 --> 00:11:33.690 on your shoulder from judging somebody? You see 00:11:33.690 --> 00:11:36.009 how rude that is? You see how rude that is? Mind 00:11:36.009 --> 00:11:40.529 your own business. Stay on your porch. UN officials 00:11:40.529 --> 00:11:43.210 urged renewed diplomacy to prevent wider Middle 00:11:43.210 --> 00:11:45.929 East conflict. Good. Here comes the UN with their 00:11:45.929 --> 00:11:47.230 blue helmets telling everybody to get along. 00:11:47.710 --> 00:11:49.470 That's like a hall monitor in the middle of a 00:11:49.470 --> 00:11:51.309 high school fight. You're not going to do nothing 00:11:51.309 --> 00:11:59.710 but get your ass whooped. Anyway, the Black Sea 00:11:59.710 --> 00:12:01.850 attacks are raising concerns over global grain 00:12:01.850 --> 00:12:04.750 exports. Can everybody just get along? Can everybody 00:12:04.750 --> 00:12:07.629 just get along? I know, and some people can't 00:12:07.629 --> 00:12:09.370 keep their opinions to themselves, and that's 00:12:09.370 --> 00:12:12.610 why we make examples of them on the porch. If 00:12:12.610 --> 00:12:14.990 you don't like what I'm doing, scroll on. If 00:12:14.990 --> 00:12:16.450 you don't like the way that I'm smoking my cigarette 00:12:16.450 --> 00:12:17.769 that doesn't affect you, that I bought myself 00:12:17.769 --> 00:12:19.870 with my own hard -earned cash, scroll on. If 00:12:19.870 --> 00:12:21.269 you have something to say about my health, my 00:12:21.269 --> 00:12:23.990 well -being, scroll on. Unless you feed me, fuck 00:12:23.990 --> 00:12:28.360 me, or fund me, I ain't concerned. Business and 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.240 economy tonight. Pharmaceutical companies are 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.259 evaluating the impact of proposed U .S. drug 00:12:32.259 --> 00:12:36.019 tariffs. All right, more of the same, sounds 00:12:36.019 --> 00:12:38.259 like. Oil prices remain elevated as Middle East 00:12:38.259 --> 00:12:40.120 conflict threatens shipping lanes. Hasbro shares 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:43.399 received a boost from continued success of Magic 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:45.159 the Gathering, and I'll get really excited about 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:48.220 that. OECD reported global supply chain trade 00:12:48.220 --> 00:12:50.279 reached record highs despite reshoring efforts 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.379 and Fairlife temporary halted operations following 00:12:52.379 --> 00:12:55.539 a ransomware attack. You're going to have a hard 00:12:55.539 --> 00:12:58.480 time with your milk. If you drink Fairlife, if 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:00.620 they had a ransomware attack, Coca -Cola, it's 00:13:00.620 --> 00:13:01.820 going to take a couple days to get it straightened 00:13:01.820 --> 00:13:05.940 out. The London Stock Exchange continues exploring 00:13:05.940 --> 00:13:08.700 a 24 -hour trading route. That seems, I don't 00:13:08.700 --> 00:13:11.100 like that at all. I don't like going 24 hours. 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:13.820 Listen, you've got to rest. Even the Lord took 00:13:13.820 --> 00:13:16.740 a rest. Tabitha, that's right. Clean the porch. 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.139 I love you guys so much. I don't even have to 00:13:21.139 --> 00:13:23.679 chase off the raccoons and possums. Y 'all just 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:28.279 do it. All right. Moving on, biotech acquisitions 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:30.100 remain strong under looser regulatory conditions. 00:13:31.059 --> 00:13:33.179 Basically saying nothing in the financial times. 00:13:33.580 --> 00:13:36.059 Canada weighs economic responses to new U .S. 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:37.779 tariffs. I don't know what to tell you, Canada. 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:39.340 I mean, maybe you shouldn't pick to fight with 00:13:39.340 --> 00:13:42.379 us. Brent crude remains above recent averages 00:13:42.379 --> 00:13:44.720 due to conflict concerns, and global manufacturing 00:13:44.720 --> 00:13:46.659 continues adapting to geopolitical tensions. 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:49.399 Basically, everybody's gone freaking nuts, and 00:13:49.399 --> 00:13:50.559 we're trying to figure out how to still get our 00:13:50.559 --> 00:13:57.230 goods and services from Amazon and Shell. If 00:13:57.230 --> 00:13:58.909 y 'all get along, we can get our shit quicker. 00:13:59.149 --> 00:14:00.669 If you can't get along, it's going to take longer 00:14:00.669 --> 00:14:05.149 to get stuff. I'm just saying. All right. In 00:14:05.149 --> 00:14:07.289 science and technology, for those of us that 00:14:07.289 --> 00:14:09.269 keep up with it, scientists renewed debate over 00:14:09.269 --> 00:14:11.110 whether NASA's Viking mission may have overlooked 00:14:11.110 --> 00:14:13.529 evidence of life on Mars. I think that we should 00:14:13.529 --> 00:14:15.350 be more concerned if there's life in Washington 00:14:15.350 --> 00:14:17.509 because so far they all seem dead from the waist 00:14:17.509 --> 00:14:21.610 up. So can we focus on finding intelligent life 00:14:21.610 --> 00:14:24.009 in the places that we already inhabit rather 00:14:24.009 --> 00:14:26.190 than a place that we're never going to be? Can 00:14:26.190 --> 00:14:29.110 we all agree on that? Let's find intelligent 00:14:29.110 --> 00:14:34.129 life here, and then we'll go other places. Does 00:14:34.129 --> 00:14:35.950 that sound like a plan? Can we get NASA on board? 00:14:36.309 --> 00:14:40.690 Noble laureates called for stronger global safeguards 00:14:40.690 --> 00:14:47.690 on artificial intelligence. Great. If y 'all 00:14:47.690 --> 00:14:49.450 spend as much time working on your craft and 00:14:49.450 --> 00:14:50.950 working on your art and working on the things 00:14:50.950 --> 00:14:52.529 that make you intrinsically human rather than 00:14:52.529 --> 00:14:54.610 fight the things that aren't, you probably get 00:14:54.610 --> 00:14:59.519 more done. That's an old restaurant trick. You 00:14:59.519 --> 00:15:01.100 can either bitch about who's not closing and 00:15:01.100 --> 00:15:02.559 not cutting lemons and not rolling silverware, 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:04.799 or you can just roll silverware and cut lemons 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:09.259 and just go home. Too many chiefs not near enough 00:15:09.259 --> 00:15:11.840 Indians. Okay, China tightened export controls 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:14.120 involving advanced AI technology, and research 00:15:14.120 --> 00:15:17.000 continues studying climate impacts on global 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.259 infrastructure. Oh, I wonder what that means. 00:15:19.969 --> 00:15:21.450 That means it's been really hot and then really 00:15:21.450 --> 00:15:22.549 cold and then really hot and really cold and 00:15:22.549 --> 00:15:23.830 then we turned off CERN and then we started making 00:15:23.830 --> 00:15:25.250 clouds and then we started controlling the weather 00:15:25.250 --> 00:15:26.490 and then all the earthquakes started going off 00:15:26.490 --> 00:15:27.850 and then a volcano went off and then we just 00:15:27.850 --> 00:15:29.330 had nothing but flooding and fires all over the 00:15:29.330 --> 00:15:30.909 United States for no apparent reason. And we've 00:15:30.909 --> 00:15:32.370 been under three heat zones since the first of 00:15:32.370 --> 00:15:38.649 December? Huh. Yeah. That's probably right. Okay, 00:15:38.710 --> 00:15:42.429 researchers are checking into AI regulation. 00:15:42.870 --> 00:15:44.970 It's remaining an international policy topic. 00:15:46.110 --> 00:15:49.100 Elon warned us about this. It's here. You can 00:15:49.100 --> 00:15:50.960 either coexist with it or you can pull the plug. 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:52.940 That's what people aren't understanding. Pull 00:15:52.940 --> 00:15:59.860 the plug. Cut off the power source. If you cut 00:15:59.860 --> 00:16:01.299 the head off that snake, it won't bite you no 00:16:01.299 --> 00:16:08.659 more. There's a solution. Defense technology 00:16:08.659 --> 00:16:11.480 spending remains a congressional focus because 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:13.940 we're fighting everybody that's big enough to 00:16:13.940 --> 00:16:15.759 step up to the plate right now. Probably going 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.679 to need a little more money for it, just in my... 00:16:18.190 --> 00:16:21.629 civilian opinion maritime surveillance technology 00:16:21.629 --> 00:16:23.850 is expanding amid regional conflicts i'm not 00:16:23.850 --> 00:16:25.350 worried about maritime surveillance as much as 00:16:25.350 --> 00:16:26.909 i am about the flock cameras in putnam county 00:16:26.909 --> 00:16:31.809 that the sheriff keeps lying about lying about 00:16:31.809 --> 00:16:37.809 they're not on period period period oh bobby 00:16:37.809 --> 00:16:44.269 oh bobby listen bobby they are on i know that 00:16:44.269 --> 00:16:47.100 because i've seen them on. I've seen the infrared 00:16:47.100 --> 00:16:51.820 flash. I have seen them accept power from somewhere. 00:16:51.899 --> 00:16:53.320 And if you stand right underneath these flock 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:54.899 cameras, it says, do you want to join this Wi 00:16:54.899 --> 00:16:59.360 -Fi network? Thought they wouldn't know. Bobby. 00:17:03.299 --> 00:17:04.859 Seems like we're going to need a change of command 00:17:04.859 --> 00:17:12.119 in Putnam County soon. Liar, liar, pantalones 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:20.059 en fuego. lie lie pants on thigh so in health 00:17:20.059 --> 00:17:21.960 news proposed drug terrorist dominated health 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:24.259 care policy discussions we got the drugs we need 00:17:24.259 --> 00:17:25.640 the drugs they have the drugs they're going to 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:26.740 send us the drugs we're going to charge them 00:17:26.740 --> 00:17:28.519 more to send them over here everybody understanding 00:17:28.519 --> 00:17:31.519 all right the u .n data reported a global hunger 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:33.539 declined again though progress remains uneven 00:17:33.539 --> 00:17:35.799 we're feeding more people we just got to get 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:42.410 more food to them seems like Heat continues affecting 00:17:42.410 --> 00:17:44.670 outdoor workers and athletes worldwide as we're 00:17:44.670 --> 00:17:46.210 under a heat dome and then rain and then more 00:17:46.210 --> 00:17:49.390 of a storm and then more heat dome. Stay cool. 00:17:49.569 --> 00:17:55.609 Stay hydrated. Let's see. Healthcare funding 00:17:55.609 --> 00:17:57.910 debates continue in Washington as we try to figure 00:17:57.910 --> 00:17:59.710 out where to send the money to since everywhere 00:17:59.710 --> 00:18:01.369 that we've been sending it to has defrauded the 00:18:01.369 --> 00:18:04.630 government by billions of dollars. Seems like 00:18:04.630 --> 00:18:10.250 we should ask for ID for that too. Hmm. Anyway. 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.119 A literary prize was awarded to a food delivery 00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:21.900 driver this week for poetry. Goes to show that 00:18:21.900 --> 00:18:26.440 you never know who's dashing. A viral photo of 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:29.480 Lionel Messi holding baby Laminia Mile will become 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:32.460 a rare trading card. I don't know what that means, 00:18:32.519 --> 00:18:34.460 but congratulations. Summer movie attendance 00:18:34.460 --> 00:18:36.559 remains strong and music festivals continue to 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:39.839 adapt to heat concerns. The sports collectibles 00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:41.900 market remains hot and major studios continue 00:18:41.900 --> 00:18:44.279 restructuring efforts after the mergers in Hollywood. 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:53.599 In sports, Joey Logano captured his first NASCAR 00:18:53.599 --> 00:18:55.079 Cup victory of the season, so congratulations 00:18:55.079 --> 00:18:57.740 to Joey. The Boston Red Sox extended their winning 00:18:57.740 --> 00:19:01.519 streak to 14 games. Yankees defeated the Pirates 00:19:01.519 --> 00:19:03.720 after benches briefly cleared, and Tigers remain 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:07.619 focused on keeping ace Tariq Skubal. Tops announced 00:19:07.619 --> 00:19:09.880 his special Messi -Yamal trading card. Heat continues 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:11.420 impacting outdoor sporting events worldwide. 00:19:12.019 --> 00:19:13.900 The World Cup organizers contend planning around 00:19:13.900 --> 00:19:16.019 climate concerns and athlete safety measures 00:19:16.019 --> 00:19:20.339 remain a major focus. Amid extreme hot temperatures. 00:19:22.579 --> 00:19:24.579 Because of that reason, indoor competitions are 00:19:24.579 --> 00:19:27.420 gaining popularity. Summer sports calendars are 00:19:27.420 --> 00:19:29.099 increasing, being adjusted because of the heat. 00:19:29.339 --> 00:19:31.039 So you might be playing a little longer. Just 00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:32.700 stay out of the heat this week. So, just letting 00:19:32.700 --> 00:19:36.059 you know. Alright, here's some porch talk that's 00:19:36.059 --> 00:19:37.980 a little fun. A teenager bought a jacket at Goodwill 00:19:37.980 --> 00:19:43.279 for $3 and sold it later for $89 ,000. Wouldn't 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:45.420 you love to run into that deal at Goodwill? I 00:19:45.420 --> 00:19:48.509 mean, come on now. The world's tallest nutcracker 00:19:48.509 --> 00:19:53.990 was debuted in Minnesota this week. Russian prison 00:19:53.990 --> 00:19:56.009 guards reportedly caught a cat being used as 00:19:56.009 --> 00:19:59.289 a drug mule. Dogs will tell you where the drugs 00:19:59.289 --> 00:20:02.730 are. The cats apparently will deliver it. There 00:20:02.730 --> 00:20:08.250 you know. Sorry, we had to have a tea break. 00:20:09.589 --> 00:20:12.089 A Powerball -style lottery system is coming to 00:20:12.089 --> 00:20:14.150 the United Kingdom, so you can also join in the 00:20:14.150 --> 00:20:15.529 fun of all of us spending our hard -earned cash 00:20:15.529 --> 00:20:17.589 on Wednesdays and Saturdays for a chance of getting 00:20:17.589 --> 00:20:21.829 struck by lightning. A mystery confession solved 00:20:21.829 --> 00:20:23.829 a decades -old murder case, according to Newsroom 00:20:23.829 --> 00:20:25.670 this afternoon, and a United flight diverted 00:20:25.670 --> 00:20:27.730 to an Air Force base under unusual circumstances 00:20:27.730 --> 00:20:30.569 earlier today. The Acropolis briefly evacuated 00:20:30.569 --> 00:20:32.210 tourists after a frightening incident earlier, 00:20:32.309 --> 00:20:34.069 and one cruise ship is making headlines after 00:20:34.069 --> 00:20:39.640 repeated mysterious illnesses. Fashion critics 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:41.720 say fashion slop is becoming the newest internet 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:44.700 buzzword. I've been calling it fashion slop forever. 00:20:45.660 --> 00:20:47.700 Don't wear that. Just because they have it on 00:20:47.700 --> 00:20:48.680 your side doesn't mean you should have bought 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:53.819 it. Just saying. It's the things that I think 00:20:53.819 --> 00:21:02.779 about. Oh my goodness. It is so hot today. And 00:21:02.779 --> 00:21:10.380 then it got real rainy. So. Just to see if there's 00:21:10.380 --> 00:21:11.920 anything else that we didn't talk about that 00:21:11.920 --> 00:21:17.940 doesn't matter. But anyway. We have 10 babies 00:21:17.940 --> 00:21:20.359 in the chicken coop in case anybody wanted to 00:21:20.359 --> 00:21:26.480 know. Tonight isn't about rushing. It's about 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:34.160 landing. The world's been awful loud today. Between 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:36.180 notifications and bills and politics and bad 00:21:36.180 --> 00:21:37.720 news and weather and opinions from people who 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:42.619 couldn't pick you out of a lineup. This porch 00:21:42.619 --> 00:21:45.099 has always been a place where we can remember 00:21:45.099 --> 00:21:51.099 who we are. Take a breath. You made it through 00:21:51.099 --> 00:21:57.380 another Tuesday. And that's what counts. All 00:21:57.380 --> 00:21:58.980 the rest of the news will still be there tomorrow. 00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:04.880 Here is what matters tonight. Someone welcomed 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:09.220 a new baby into the world today. Someone got 00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:11.059 to ring the bell after finishing a cancer treatment 00:22:11.059 --> 00:22:16.059 today. A farmer somewhere finally got the rain 00:22:16.059 --> 00:22:20.359 he's been praying for for weeks. A little kid 00:22:20.359 --> 00:22:25.200 caught their very first fish today. Someone decided 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:28.259 not to give up today. I think that's worth celebrating. 00:22:29.259 --> 00:22:30.980 Those stories usually don't make the evening 00:22:30.980 --> 00:22:33.019 news, but they're happening every single day. 00:22:33.980 --> 00:22:35.960 God is still moving in quiet places, you know. 00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:40.619 From around the farm, in case you want to know, 00:22:40.900 --> 00:22:45.619 I've been taking notes this afternoon. By this 00:22:45.619 --> 00:22:47.140 hour, the chickens have finally settled down. 00:22:47.259 --> 00:22:48.680 I don't hear no more peeps or gobbles from the 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:51.460 coop. That's funny, ain't it? The birds that 00:22:51.460 --> 00:22:53.380 spend all day fussing over every single thing 00:22:53.380 --> 00:22:55.539 usually just take their heads under a wing and 00:22:55.539 --> 00:22:58.240 trust tomorrow will come anyway. There might 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:03.190 be a sermon in that. I'm not sure. In my porch 00:23:03.190 --> 00:23:05.369 blow -up report, I haven't lost another pound 00:23:05.369 --> 00:23:08.089 on the scale, but apparently I'm losing my jaws 00:23:08.089 --> 00:23:10.150 in this turkey neck, so I'm just going to take 00:23:10.150 --> 00:23:12.569 a small victory. I did go get on that shake plate 00:23:12.569 --> 00:23:15.470 today at the Planet Fitness, and it shook my 00:23:15.470 --> 00:23:18.109 brains out. It's helping with my cellulite. I 00:23:18.109 --> 00:23:24.369 swear it is. I can't throw away tomorrow because 00:23:24.369 --> 00:23:28.009 of today. I learned that. One meal doesn't ruin 00:23:28.009 --> 00:23:32.099 a diet. One missed walk does not erase weeks 00:23:32.099 --> 00:23:36.400 of effort. One bad day does not define your story. 00:23:39.059 --> 00:23:41.160 Progress, friends, isn't built by perfection. 00:23:41.259 --> 00:23:44.740 It's built by coming back. It's built by faithfulness. 00:23:44.740 --> 00:23:48.759 There's that word again. Again and again and 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:53.000 again. It's the definition of faithfulness. For 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.200 your feral Christian corner this evening, it 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:59.089 is enough. One of my favorite moments in scripture 00:23:59.089 --> 00:24:01.150 is when Elijah finally admitted that he was exhausted. 00:24:03.309 --> 00:24:06.650 He had stood against hundreds of prophets. He 00:24:06.650 --> 00:24:09.730 had watched fire literally fall from heaven above. 00:24:09.829 --> 00:24:13.150 He had seen miracle after miracle after miracle. 00:24:13.589 --> 00:24:15.950 And then he sat under a juniper tree and said, 00:24:15.970 --> 00:24:20.130 Lord, I'm done. I'm tired. God didn't start with 00:24:20.130 --> 00:24:22.410 a lecture for Elijah. Remember that. He didn't 00:24:22.410 --> 00:24:24.250 say you need to pray harder. He didn't say you 00:24:24.250 --> 00:24:26.789 need to have more faith. He let Elijah sleep. 00:24:28.730 --> 00:24:32.910 And then he fed him. And then he let him sleep 00:24:32.910 --> 00:24:39.269 again. Only after he rested did God speak. Sometimes 00:24:39.269 --> 00:24:41.210 the most spiritual thing that you can do is just 00:24:41.210 --> 00:24:44.769 eat supper, drink some water, turn off your phone, 00:24:44.890 --> 00:24:51.690 and go to bed. The scripture involved with that 00:24:51.690 --> 00:24:55.250 is from 1 Kings 19, verse 7 in the King James 00:24:55.250 --> 00:24:58.789 Bible. Arise and eat, because the journey is 00:24:58.789 --> 00:25:02.569 too great for thee. God ministers to whole people, 00:25:02.650 --> 00:25:09.269 body, mind, and spirit. Can I tell you something 00:25:09.269 --> 00:25:11.289 that I've learned or been learning this week? 00:25:14.009 --> 00:25:18.470 Not every battle deserves your energy. Some arguments 00:25:18.470 --> 00:25:22.289 don't need winning. Some comments don't deserve 00:25:22.289 --> 00:25:27.609 answering, Sarah Beth. Some people are committed 00:25:27.609 --> 00:25:29.710 to misunderstanding you. That's all their job 00:25:29.710 --> 00:25:33.430 is. It's just to not get you. And that's between 00:25:33.430 --> 00:25:36.369 them and God. You've got to protect your peace. 00:25:38.329 --> 00:25:40.150 Jesus didn't chase every critic, and neither 00:25:40.150 --> 00:25:42.470 should you. So there's just a little bit of information 00:25:42.470 --> 00:25:44.430 for you. And Appalachian wisdom for this evening. 00:25:45.369 --> 00:25:47.710 My grandpa would have probably said, and I always 00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:49.930 called him Pat, Pat would have said, don't borrow 00:25:49.930 --> 00:25:53.970 tomorrow's trouble. If anything is, Jesus said 00:25:53.970 --> 00:25:56.930 the same thing. Take therefore no thought for 00:25:56.930 --> 00:25:59.329 the morrow, sufficient unto the day is the evil 00:25:59.329 --> 00:26:01.309 thereof. Meaning that, let tomorrow take care 00:26:01.309 --> 00:26:02.549 of itself. You've got enough stuff to worry about 00:26:02.549 --> 00:26:06.289 today. Turns out mountain wisdom and kingdom 00:26:06.289 --> 00:26:11.329 wisdom often meet on the same front porch. So 00:26:11.329 --> 00:26:18.200 you know. I haven't felt good today. I tried 00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:21.579 to. Sean went and got his hair cut. It's short 00:26:21.579 --> 00:26:23.720 now. Sean Courtney, are you watching right now? 00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:25.140 You need to come show my people your haircut. 00:26:25.500 --> 00:26:30.059 He went short. I know. I'm going to tell him 00:26:30.059 --> 00:26:31.500 to come show people their haircut. He's probably 00:26:31.500 --> 00:26:37.420 in there on the phone. Come show them your haircut. 00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:43.059 So we did that. And I went to the tanning bed. 00:26:44.119 --> 00:26:47.460 And the... shake plate thing the total bob the 00:26:47.460 --> 00:26:52.319 thing and then we took off to charleston and 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:55.759 he got his hair cut and i ministered to a young 00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:58.059 man that was down on his luck and gave him a 00:26:58.059 --> 00:27:00.660 ride and visited for a minute and then we went 00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:03.279 to show carnival and i got my flip -flops on 00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:06.700 sale for half price i know i know it was a good 00:27:06.700 --> 00:27:10.119 day then we rushed home we got home just in time 00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:12.880 for the storm of the century to break and all 00:27:12.880 --> 00:27:15.359 it did was make my garden wet and freak out my 00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:17.319 chickens if we didn't get, thank goodness, the 00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:18.740 weather that everybody else did. But Manfredville 00:27:18.740 --> 00:27:20.759 got slammed pretty hard. Garrison got slammed 00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:22.519 pretty hard. Kanawha got slammed pretty hard. 00:27:22.799 --> 00:27:25.039 This is a rough storm that's blown through the 00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:27.960 region the past day, so keep a weather eye out. 00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:31.500 We ain't out of it yet. Yeah, Shannon, he cut 00:27:31.500 --> 00:27:36.619 his hair. I know. I'm glad. It's not going to 00:27:36.619 --> 00:27:39.480 be as hot for him. Thank you, Becky, for letting 00:27:39.480 --> 00:27:41.299 my part in the Gretchen video. She told me to 00:27:41.299 --> 00:27:43.529 come as myself, so I did. I even borrowed that 00:27:43.529 --> 00:27:45.970 chicken. That wasn't even my chicken. I acquired 00:27:45.970 --> 00:27:55.089 a chicken. I was telling them to come out here. 00:27:55.470 --> 00:28:06.769 He's just not got it yet. I'm like, now? I was 00:28:06.769 --> 00:28:08.930 like, just come on out. They don't care. They 00:28:08.930 --> 00:28:18.220 just want your hair. So, in case you didn't know, 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.660 we are into the dog days of summer. Old timers 00:28:22.660 --> 00:28:24.240 call this the dog days of summer. The stretch 00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:26.359 between early July and mid -August when the heat 00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:27.799 settles in so heavy that you feel like you're 00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:29.759 wearing your clothes instead of you. It's just, 00:28:29.819 --> 00:28:39.680 oh my gosh, it's like, it's terrible. They'll 00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:41.599 tell you things like, if the dew's still on the 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:46.940 grass, leave the hay where it lays. If the Katie 00:28:46.940 --> 00:28:48.799 did start singing before dark, folks figured 00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:53.579 tomorrow would be another scorcher. This is also 00:28:53.579 --> 00:28:56.480 canning season. Keep that in mind. Kitchen windows 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:58.200 stayed fogged up from pressure canners. Green 00:28:58.200 --> 00:29:00.000 beans snapped into enamel bowls while stories 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.319 got longer with every handful. Tomatoes became 00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.640 salsa sauce in enough jars to get a family through 00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:09.480 the winter without botulism. There wasn't much 00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:11.240 wasted here in Appalachia. If you had extra, 00:29:11.380 --> 00:29:13.500 you shared with it. You gave it to your neighbor. 00:29:13.660 --> 00:29:15.039 If your neighbor's garden did better than yours, 00:29:15.099 --> 00:29:16.619 you got a sack of corn on your porch with no 00:29:16.619 --> 00:29:20.420 note attached to it at all. That's just how mountain 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:23.079 people say I love you. We just take them beans 00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:25.940 and take them food and take them eggs and be 00:29:25.940 --> 00:29:34.319 like, here, I had more than I needed. A newspaper 00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:36.640 in Kansas recently shared a story about an 87 00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:38.539 -year -old man who still mows the lawn of several 00:29:38.539 --> 00:29:40.380 widows in his town every week, and he has for 00:29:40.380 --> 00:29:45.650 years. Isn't that fun? Still does it. When someone 00:29:45.650 --> 00:29:47.509 asked him why he still did it, he just shrugged 00:29:47.509 --> 00:29:49.130 and said, somebody mowed my mama's yard when 00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:50.670 my daddy died and I'm just paying back a debt 00:29:50.670 --> 00:29:53.690 I'll never be able to prepay. Isn't that something? 00:29:55.289 --> 00:29:58.390 The world likes to keep score, don't it? Grace 00:29:58.390 --> 00:30:01.269 doesn't. Maybe that's what heaven looks like 00:30:01.269 --> 00:30:04.009 sometimes. Not grand gestures, just ordinary 00:30:04.009 --> 00:30:06.990 people quietly carrying on for one another, you 00:30:06.990 --> 00:30:11.430 know? So if you're wondering tonight whether 00:30:11.430 --> 00:30:13.410 those small acts of kindness matter, they do. 00:30:14.289 --> 00:30:21.029 They always have. So, one more porch thought 00:30:21.029 --> 00:30:23.670 for you. If you drove past an old farmhouse tonight, 00:30:23.789 --> 00:30:25.710 chances are you'd still find a porch light going. 00:30:27.329 --> 00:30:29.529 Not because anybody's expecting company, because 00:30:29.529 --> 00:30:31.289 somewhere deep in our bones, we still believe 00:30:31.289 --> 00:30:32.730 someone might need to know that there's a way 00:30:32.730 --> 00:30:36.890 home. That's our job as Christians, too, not 00:30:36.890 --> 00:30:39.380 to drag people home. Just to leave the light 00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:46.140 on. So, that's what I know. We're tossing around 00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:48.240 some ideas first. Somebody said let's do a Sarah 00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:51.059 Beth Terry convention. I got a lot of comments 00:30:51.059 --> 00:30:52.339 about it. Matter of fact, a lot of messages. 00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:53.960 It's like, let's have a weekend. Let's go junk. 00:30:54.259 --> 00:30:57.359 We're putting something together. There'll be 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:59.140 an opportunity coming up soon where you can come 00:30:59.140 --> 00:31:00.859 to the I'm Sarah Beth Terry and you're not weekend. 00:31:01.259 --> 00:31:02.779 One day I'll be Cigarette Mom. One day I'll be 00:31:02.779 --> 00:31:04.940 Fair Christian. We'll junk. We'll yard sale. 00:31:05.019 --> 00:31:09.339 We'll eat. We'll visit. If that sounds like something 00:31:09.339 --> 00:31:12.220 that you'd be interested in, then let me know, 00:31:12.259 --> 00:31:16.519 and we'll start planning it. Someone with cucumbers 00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:18.660 on their porch today? I'm so jealous. My cucumbers 00:31:18.660 --> 00:31:30.980 ain't done nothing. Nothing. So, I've had such 00:31:30.980 --> 00:31:36.160 fun, bitchy comments on my Bible study stuff. 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:40.690 That's what's so funny. People said that my lantern 00:31:40.690 --> 00:31:46.009 was shady. Well, it might be smoked up, but it 00:31:46.009 --> 00:31:51.710 ain't shady. If you would worry about your relationship 00:31:51.710 --> 00:31:54.150 with God as much as you worry about my relationship 00:31:54.150 --> 00:31:56.849 with God, we wouldn't be having this discussion, 00:31:57.049 --> 00:32:00.309 now would we? If you were as concerned about 00:32:00.309 --> 00:32:02.430 getting yourself right with Jesus instead of 00:32:02.430 --> 00:32:06.589 making sure that I am, you see the irony in that? 00:32:08.280 --> 00:32:10.259 You see the log in your own eye while you're 00:32:10.259 --> 00:32:12.079 picking out the sawdust in mine. Do you see it? 00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:20.140 Do you see it? I just want to make sure. Blows 00:32:20.140 --> 00:32:22.279 my mind sometimes. I'm like, you've got to be 00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:34.220 kidding me. Smith says she'll travel. Heather 00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:35.859 said yes, it's every other weekend. I just, I 00:32:35.859 --> 00:32:40.470 think that'd be fun. Like, maybe have a swap 00:32:40.470 --> 00:32:42.509 meet. Like, you bring a truckload of stuff that 00:32:42.509 --> 00:32:43.490 you want to put in here. We'll just have the 00:32:43.490 --> 00:32:45.069 old community yard sale. We'll go swap shop. 00:32:45.690 --> 00:32:47.509 And then we can just go junk together and then 00:32:47.509 --> 00:32:49.250 maybe eat some lunch and then maybe I'll do a 00:32:49.250 --> 00:32:51.869 concert that night. And the next day we all get 00:32:51.869 --> 00:32:54.150 up and have feral Christian Bible study and have 00:32:54.150 --> 00:32:55.390 dinner on the ground so everybody can go home. 00:32:55.950 --> 00:32:59.529 What do you think? Does that sound fun? I think 00:32:59.529 --> 00:33:11.339 it'll be a fun weekend. I can't get over what's 00:33:11.339 --> 00:33:14.079 trending this week. I haven't heard them talk 00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:15.759 about the Red Sox winning streak since I was 00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:25.400 in college. So that's pretty cool. The rare soccer 00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:30.240 card, I guess. The $3 thrift store jacket that 00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:33.099 got almost $90 ,000 online. I mean, what look 00:33:33.099 --> 00:33:42.150 is that? So. Remember, even though it's not going 00:33:42.150 --> 00:33:43.690 to be as hot this week, to make sure that your 00:33:43.690 --> 00:33:51.650 animals have water and shade. Just makes you 00:33:51.650 --> 00:33:59.750 worry. Been a long day. Between ripping and running 00:33:59.750 --> 00:34:02.950 and weather prepping and getting some new tennis 00:34:02.950 --> 00:34:04.970 shoes and Bible study planning and house projects. 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:07.180 Thinking about tomorrow. Tomorrow looks like 00:34:07.180 --> 00:34:09.300 a good day to get outside and enjoy my walk and 00:34:09.300 --> 00:34:11.300 soak up a little sunshine, I think. That's what 00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:14.420 I'm going to do. I think we'll get up pretty 00:34:14.420 --> 00:34:17.840 early and go just... The other day I got 8 ,000 00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:22.920 steps in before lunchtime. I know. I know. But 00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:25.059 if you are trying to keep up with us and come 00:34:25.059 --> 00:34:27.059 see us in real life, on Saturday we'll be at 00:34:27.059 --> 00:34:28.960 the 145 Roadhouse in Campton, Kentucky in the 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:30.920 Red River Gorge. So make sure you come and see 00:34:30.920 --> 00:34:34.000 us. It's pretty exciting. Then on August the 00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:35.940 1st, we're going to be in Inez, Kentucky at the 00:34:35.940 --> 00:34:37.960 Appalachian Artist Festival. I'm the headliner 00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:41.340 that evening at 8 p .m. There's music all day, 00:34:41.420 --> 00:34:46.079 but I'm at 8, so if you want to come. And then 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:52.139 we're in Camden, Tennessee on August the 8th. 00:34:52.409 --> 00:34:54.329 The 15th, we're back in Van Leer for a private 00:34:54.329 --> 00:34:56.510 party. The 22nd, we're in Sapphire, North Carolina. 00:34:56.690 --> 00:34:58.469 I don't have anything for Labor Day just yet. 00:34:58.929 --> 00:35:00.750 Then we're in Richmond, Kentucky the second week 00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:02.489 of September. We're in Hurricane, West Virginia 00:35:02.489 --> 00:35:05.289 the third week of September. Fourth week of September, 00:35:05.449 --> 00:35:07.610 I think I have a week off. And then going into 00:35:07.610 --> 00:35:10.389 October, we get ready to go to Florida, to Perry, 00:35:10.530 --> 00:35:17.929 Florida for that show on the 17th. Anyway, but 00:35:17.929 --> 00:35:19.449 if you would be interested in doing a Cerebratory 00:35:19.449 --> 00:35:21.230 Weekend, let me know because I think that'd be 00:35:21.230 --> 00:35:24.280 fun. We should do it later in the fall. One, 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:27.300 because we can wear our fur coats. And two, because 00:35:27.300 --> 00:35:30.820 it's the fall. And we're all going through our 00:35:30.820 --> 00:35:32.179 stuff in the summer and be like, I don't need 00:35:32.179 --> 00:35:33.619 to put this, I need to get rid of this before 00:35:33.619 --> 00:35:35.300 I put my Christmas tree up. Okay, let's do that. 00:35:38.800 --> 00:35:45.059 I think that sounds like a good plan. Amy's coming 00:35:45.059 --> 00:35:47.639 to the concert on Saturday. And there will be 00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:49.760 t -shirts available, so get really excited. Got 00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.360 new merch. Gonna go order some more tomorrow 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:55.420 for the shows in August. I know. So excited. 00:35:56.760 --> 00:35:58.280 When are we having a weekend? I don't know. I 00:35:58.280 --> 00:35:59.280 just wanted to see what y 'all thought about 00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:05.760 it first. And then we'll start planning it. Hang 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:14.599 on. Let me get him. Sean, darling. Everybody's 00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:15.940 wanting to see your haircut. Can you make an 00:36:15.940 --> 00:36:25.989 appearance? He didn't have his phone. It's out 00:36:25.989 --> 00:36:27.329 here on the porch. I've been texting him this 00:36:27.329 --> 00:36:28.769 whole time, and his phone's sitting here on the 00:36:28.769 --> 00:36:36.289 porch. So before we part ways for the evening, 00:36:36.510 --> 00:36:38.269 I do want you to see my husband's new haircut. 00:36:39.829 --> 00:36:43.289 Looks great. I would love to come to Beckley, 00:36:43.329 --> 00:36:45.610 too, Jennifer. Book me a gig. Do you have any 00:36:45.610 --> 00:36:47.389 shows towards Pittsburgh? Not yet, Carrie, but 00:36:47.389 --> 00:36:50.639 find me a place to play. A place to sing? Sleep 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:55.780 and smoke. I'm on the way. Crazy. Too many festivals 00:36:55.780 --> 00:36:57.019 involved. That's why I'm not having a festival. 00:36:57.159 --> 00:36:58.300 I just want to have a weekend where we can all 00:36:58.300 --> 00:37:01.420 just go, hand me a cigarette and hand me a piece 00:37:01.420 --> 00:37:03.980 of that cheese ball. Yes, Perry, Florida, October 00:37:03.980 --> 00:37:07.320 17th, Trish. They want to see your new haircut. 00:37:09.019 --> 00:37:10.619 Don't, no, you have to come over here. We can't 00:37:10.619 --> 00:37:15.420 leave. Oh, okay. Ah! It's all gone. Mm -hmm. 00:37:16.460 --> 00:37:19.400 It's all gone. So. No, you just live like that. 00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:22.820 You have to give them more than that. Oh, well, 00:37:22.900 --> 00:37:24.400 I didn't know you were feeding the dogs. My bad. 00:37:26.099 --> 00:37:27.679 If you don't feed the dogs at a certain time, 00:37:27.699 --> 00:37:32.039 then they go nuts. I think it'd be so much fun 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:33.480 to see everybody in fur coats and house coats 00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:36.760 and hats and house shoes and come as I am in 00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:41.059 the Gretchen Wilson video. Just come on. I was 00:37:41.059 --> 00:37:42.880 supposed to go to the Destin Songwriters Festival, 00:37:42.980 --> 00:37:46.469 but they have decided to... To renege on their 00:37:46.469 --> 00:37:48.670 contract with me. So, I'm not going to travel 00:37:48.670 --> 00:37:52.429 that far for no money. I can't. I can't afford 00:37:52.429 --> 00:37:58.849 it. Wish I could. That's almost 18 hours one 00:37:58.849 --> 00:38:01.869 way for me. I can't afford that for the price 00:38:01.869 --> 00:38:06.289 that they gave me. So, anyway, that's Sean's 00:38:06.289 --> 00:38:14.710 haircut. It's all gone. I'm so excited. That's 00:38:14.710 --> 00:38:21.110 what I know. Been really working today. Just... 00:38:21.110 --> 00:38:32.909 I know. Sometimes I just kind of get tired. But 00:38:32.909 --> 00:38:38.289 it's okay. I think I just need more carbs. I've 00:38:38.289 --> 00:38:40.090 been doing nothing but protein and fiber, so 00:38:40.090 --> 00:38:43.599 I just need to get me some more carbs. I know 00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:45.579 he looks like 10 years younger now. They're going 00:38:45.579 --> 00:38:51.920 to think I'm his mom. Every time. But he looks 00:38:51.920 --> 00:38:54.059 very handsome. He's always been the best looking 00:38:54.059 --> 00:38:55.940 man I've ever seen, but I like his hair short. 00:38:58.380 --> 00:39:00.599 So now it's off here to figure out if I'm going 00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:02.000 to eat anything before I go to bed or if I'm 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.579 just going to crawl in the bathtub and read my 00:39:03.579 --> 00:39:06.000 Bible and then crawl under the covers. I'm about 00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.210 halfway through Hebrews right now. Tomorrow night 00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:11.130 is our Bible study instead of being on Thursday. 00:39:11.250 --> 00:39:14.789 So we will be on this porch at 7 p .m. Eastern 00:39:14.789 --> 00:39:18.170 time for the Bible study. So make sure you join 00:39:18.170 --> 00:39:21.269 us. Tell a friend. And share that post on my 00:39:21.269 --> 00:39:22.590 page that tells it's tomorrow night instead of 00:39:22.590 --> 00:39:26.570 Thursday. Carol, go do your good. We're going 00:39:26.570 --> 00:39:30.230 to look for one. Aaron, that was the same problem 00:39:30.230 --> 00:39:31.369 Sean had. I was like, we're going to have to 00:39:31.369 --> 00:39:33.670 do something about this. He's getting too hot. 00:39:35.849 --> 00:39:37.920 So. Last cigarette, and then I'm going to get 00:39:37.920 --> 00:40:00.119 off here. Excuse me. Brandon sent me information 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:08.750 about it. That's what's going on my neck of the 00:40:08.750 --> 00:40:10.230 woods this weekend. We're headed to Campton, 00:40:10.230 --> 00:40:11.630 Kentucky, and then I got to head to Nashville 00:40:11.630 --> 00:40:13.889 for a couple days to work on some song rights 00:40:13.889 --> 00:40:17.510 and then go get my guitar because Mary Jane's 00:40:17.510 --> 00:40:22.969 finally ready. And then we come back and get 00:40:22.969 --> 00:40:27.030 ready for a week in Inez, and then we go back 00:40:27.030 --> 00:40:31.590 to Tennessee. So praying for Janie's husband 00:40:31.590 --> 00:40:38.010 who is at St. Mary's. Pray for your hubby. Thank 00:40:38.010 --> 00:40:39.750 you, Jen. Welcome to the porch. Glad you're here 00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:45.190 for it. What you see is what you get. April, 00:40:45.190 --> 00:40:46.429 you'll have to watch the replay. We just went 00:40:46.429 --> 00:40:48.170 over the news and talked about the day. Nothing 00:40:48.170 --> 00:40:51.909 major. You know, just visit on the porch. So, 00:40:51.969 --> 00:40:54.710 that's what I know. I need to tomorrow get up 00:40:54.710 --> 00:40:56.809 and go to the tractor supply and get some more 00:40:56.809 --> 00:41:02.349 chicken feed. And I got to go to the post office. 00:41:02.489 --> 00:41:08.769 And I got to go on my walk tomorrow. I just don't 00:41:08.769 --> 00:41:11.449 feel very good, Heather. This weather has just 00:41:11.449 --> 00:41:13.989 made my sinuses just real wonky. And I've just 00:41:13.989 --> 00:41:18.510 felt like I've been kind of in a daze all day. 00:41:18.590 --> 00:41:22.389 It's just my sinuses are so full because of the 00:41:22.389 --> 00:41:25.909 weather that I'm just like. But Sean's like, 00:41:25.929 --> 00:41:27.230 you can go live. And I was like, I wouldn't because 00:41:27.230 --> 00:41:28.789 I don't feel good. But I've always been honest 00:41:28.789 --> 00:41:33.210 with you. And I'd rather talk to y 'all. So. 00:41:37.210 --> 00:41:40.289 Your man got a cut from a very flirty lady. If 00:41:40.289 --> 00:41:42.429 you can't call 911 with 10 stab wounds, maybe 00:41:42.429 --> 00:41:43.969 flirt with your own husband. That's all I'm saying. 00:41:46.210 --> 00:41:48.869 It's hard to do hair with no hands. I'll cut 00:41:48.869 --> 00:41:54.909 them off at the wrist. When am I in Nashville? 00:41:55.210 --> 00:41:58.530 I'm swinging through on the 28th. I have a ride 00:41:58.530 --> 00:41:59.929 that day. I don't know if I'm going to do anything 00:41:59.929 --> 00:42:01.050 that evening or if we're going to head on home. 00:42:01.150 --> 00:42:03.090 And then we are going to be coming through the 00:42:03.090 --> 00:42:08.289 7th and 8th of August on our way to Camden. Tennessee. 00:42:08.289 --> 00:42:10.750 And the Bible study is tomorrow night at 7. You'll 00:42:10.750 --> 00:42:12.949 have to watch the replay. I get it. Thursday 00:42:12.949 --> 00:42:14.469 night I've got meetings and I didn't want to 00:42:14.469 --> 00:42:15.789 miss my Bible study with y 'all so we're going 00:42:15.789 --> 00:42:20.309 to do it on a different day. Yes, Carrie Ann, 00:42:20.329 --> 00:42:22.090 we will absolutely include our internationals. 00:42:22.110 --> 00:42:24.190 That'd be so fun. We'll just put up like a monitor 00:42:24.190 --> 00:42:30.329 and be like, tune in. Live. All day long. Elizabeth, 00:42:30.369 --> 00:42:32.610 we'll be praying for you. You'll get through 00:42:32.610 --> 00:42:37.239 it. God's got it. just if you're praying for 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:41.300 me just pray that i just feel better my energy 00:42:41.300 --> 00:42:46.099 is just thwarted just zapped and i was probably 00:42:46.099 --> 00:42:48.380 just perimenopause or maybe it's pms maybe it's 00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:57.139 both i don't know but i just feel just blah hey 00:42:57.139 --> 00:42:59.900 praise report from mary campbell on god healed 00:42:59.900 --> 00:43:02.239 her brother from stage four colon and liver cancer 00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:06.460 great God bless that child. Oh, that's so exciting. 00:43:06.539 --> 00:43:10.760 Praise report. Thank you, Lord. That's good news. 00:43:12.579 --> 00:43:14.820 I love that we pray for each other, that we talk 00:43:14.820 --> 00:43:17.019 to each other, that we chat to each other. That's 00:43:17.019 --> 00:43:22.440 what it's for. That's what the porch is. So, 00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:24.480 who knows? Sometimes I go live at 2 in the morning 00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:25.920 with some fried green tomatoes. Sometimes I go 00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:27.380 live at 6 in the morning when I go on my walk. 00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:28.780 Sometimes I go live at 10 o 'clock at night and 00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:30.900 talk about the news. I ain't taking my magnesium, 00:43:30.980 --> 00:43:32.320 Valerie. Thank you for telling me that because 00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:34.480 I've been taking it every single day. I appreciate 00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.780 that. But taking my B12 and my D3 and my magnesium 00:43:37.780 --> 00:43:39.980 and my multivitamin and my biotin and my collagen 00:43:39.980 --> 00:43:42.480 and my fiber. I'm even taking Metamucil gummies. 00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.599 Which is only 5 grams of fiber when you need 00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:48.019 at least 30. Might have to eat a whole box of 00:43:48.019 --> 00:43:52.260 shredded wheat. Which, did you know there's enough 00:43:52.260 --> 00:43:54.519 naturally occurring LSD and a box of shredded 00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:56.179 wheat that you can get a buzz? You'll shit your 00:43:56.179 --> 00:43:58.980 bed before that. You might get a little buzz. 00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:05.920 Well, hello. Christian. From a feral Christian 00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:11.159 pastor. I love that. There's a lot of us. I was 00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:16.099 in the house. Hey, Mary Ellen. That moth ran 00:44:16.099 --> 00:44:21.639 right to my mouth. So, Melissa praying for you. 00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:24.480 She needs peace. Rita's going to carpool from 00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:28.980 Arkansas. Jane's going to be 44 next week. I 00:44:28.980 --> 00:44:30.920 know, sister. I'm looking 43 down the barrel 00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:33.460 and I'm like, I don't like this. And did you 00:44:33.460 --> 00:44:35.039 know that if you have ADD that you go through 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:40.699 menopause quicker? Why? Well, not quicker, but 00:44:40.699 --> 00:44:51.539 sooner. I'm like, why? Why? But why? So. So remember 00:44:51.539 --> 00:44:54.420 to pray for each other. If you watch the replay 00:44:54.420 --> 00:44:56.019 and you see a prayer request go up, just say 00:44:56.019 --> 00:45:00.230 a couple for who needs one. You know. The Lord's 00:45:00.230 --> 00:45:02.389 a great multitasker. He's an omni -tasker. He 00:45:02.389 --> 00:45:05.610 can literally do everything at once. Hey, there's 00:45:05.610 --> 00:45:14.670 going to be 41 on Sunday. Happy birthday. Carrie 00:45:14.670 --> 00:45:17.010 Ann said, once you finish cougar puberty, you 00:45:17.010 --> 00:45:19.730 enter many paws and can get more animals. Oh, 00:45:19.809 --> 00:45:24.050 my husband will be so excited. I want an emu, 00:45:24.050 --> 00:45:28.300 but I don't have the land for it. The hot flashes. 00:45:28.380 --> 00:45:29.559 Jen, let me tell you something. There's something 00:45:29.559 --> 00:45:31.480 at the Dollar Tree right now. It's called 1 -2 00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:33.219 Menopause. It's in a little purple and white 00:45:33.219 --> 00:45:35.300 bottle. And it's got one step, two steps. And 00:45:35.300 --> 00:45:36.900 one's a cream and one's a spray. And it's got 00:45:36.900 --> 00:45:39.000 like tea tree oil in it. And if I have a hot 00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:40.639 flash, I spray that on my feet and on the back 00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:44.099 of my neck. And I'm like, it's the best money 00:45:44.099 --> 00:45:47.000 I've ever spent for five quarters. So check out 00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.340 your Dollar Tree. You might find some too. Aaron, 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:51.199 that's true. And I don't know why everybody is 00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:53.480 so crazy about Cap 'n Crunch. It tears the roof 00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:55.980 of my mouth all to pieces. Might as well be eating 00:45:55.980 --> 00:46:02.139 a razor blade. All right, friends, well, I'm 00:46:02.139 --> 00:46:04.039 going to go into the studio soon to put out some 00:46:04.039 --> 00:46:06.159 new music. I'm working on a new project. I'm 00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:08.199 working on a new book. I'm working on a new cookbook. 00:46:08.300 --> 00:46:10.639 I'm working on a new festival that we're putting 00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:13.019 together. There's a lot coming up. So if anybody 00:46:13.019 --> 00:46:14.739 wants to be boots on the ground and help us spread 00:46:14.739 --> 00:46:17.260 the SBT word and be fan club presidents or, you 00:46:17.260 --> 00:46:19.639 know, send out mailers or, you know, recruit, 00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:23.840 invite your friends, we'd love to have you. This 00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:29.510 is a group effort. so happy birthday to april 00:46:29.510 --> 00:46:33.969 gonna be 39 on friday robin you had two emo show 00:46:33.969 --> 00:46:35.789 up but that would just make my whole life if 00:46:35.789 --> 00:46:39.250 that happened me only had to change clothes listen 00:46:39.250 --> 00:46:41.349 there's a reason why granny lived in them house 00:46:41.349 --> 00:46:43.190 dresses i'm telling you get you some of them 00:46:43.190 --> 00:46:47.449 cheap oh walmart pearl snap dusters you'll thank 00:46:47.449 --> 00:46:51.659 me later So that's all I know from my side of 00:46:51.659 --> 00:46:52.780 the porch. Just think whatever you're doing, 00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:54.340 do it with gusto. Remember to keep your Bibles 00:46:54.340 --> 00:46:55.659 up and pat it down your head. Don't sweep because 00:46:55.659 --> 00:46:58.840 people are acting crazy. Be nice to other people, 00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:00.619 animals, and children. And try to love your neighbor 00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:01.679 if you can't give it to God because he loves 00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:02.900 you and I do too. And we'll both see you right 00:47:02.900 --> 00:47:05.780 here on the porch tomorrow until we see each 00:47:05.780 --> 00:47:08.239 other again. Remember, friends, that I love you. 00:47:08.300 --> 00:47:10.380 I'm glad that you're here. Share me with your 00:47:10.380 --> 00:47:13.300 friends. Book me in your neck of the woods. Holler. 00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.420 I'm not that hard to get a hold of. But in the 00:47:16.420 --> 00:47:20.179 meantime, remember, I'm Sarah Beth Terry. You're 00:47:20.179 --> 00:47:20.380 not