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Grab your Bible and grab your smokes. News and

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weather, music and jokes. See on the porch in

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my favorite house coat. It's the Sarah Beth Terry

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Show. She's a feral Christian out in the wild.

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The cigarette mom with a queen bee style. Talking

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or singing about somebody you know. It's the

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Sarah Beth Terry. The Sarah Beth Terry. It's

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the Sarah Beth Terry Show. I'm Sarah Beth Terry

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and you're not. Happy Monday to you today. It's

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Monday, July the 13th, 2026. And pull up a rocker.

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We've got a spell before the lightning bugs come

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out. On the front porch headlines tonight, America

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is still watching the Middle East. The biggest

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story remains the widening conflict between the

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United States and Iran. Military operations continue

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today after additional American strikes. Shipping

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through the Strait of Hormuz remains uncertain,

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keeping energy markets nervous. And world leaders

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urging restraint. My cat is walking the tightrope.

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You just saw it. Now licking out of the bowl.

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Excuse me, my goodness. I need a drink. Texas

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and Pennsylvania. On the porch, not good to see

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it. Capitol Hill begins the week morning. Senator

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Lindsey Graham, who died unexpectedly from an

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aortic dissection. Leaders from both political

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parties offered tributes while South Carolina

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prepares for the process of filling his Senate

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seat. Just to catch you up, he visited a drone

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factory in the Ukraine, made a big promise that

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we were going to make them more lethal, made

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a big promise that we were going to do the Save

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America Act as soon as he got back to American

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soil, and then he died. Oh, and that drone factory

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is now obliterated by Russian missiles. I'm sure

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those two things are unrelated, though. All right.

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Large portions of the South and Midwest remain

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under a dangerous heat wave. The heat just isn't

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letting up. Health officials continue to encourage

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folks to stay hydrated, check on elderly neighbors

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and animals, and avoid strenuous afternoon work

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if possible. Well, I have. I just laid down and

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took a nap. I figured that was as safe as I could

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be. Did I see what happened in Ireland? No, but

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tell me. Former Senate leader Mitch McConnell

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says he's recovering, says he's recovering, says

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in an AI obvious post, says he's recovering after

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a recent hospitalization involving a fall in

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pneumonia and plans to return to work when the

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doctors allow. Jesus is coming back to raise

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you, Lazarus. I don't think that you're going

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to be sitting in Senate very much longer because

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three strokes and you're out. I don't want to

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call bullshit on bullshit, but you can't bullshit

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a bullshitter. And if you looked at the picture

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of him and his wife, Oon, they don't let you

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wear button -up polo shirts and jeans in the

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hospital bed. Dose, that was an AI -generated

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newspaper in his lap. You couldn't even read

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the print and trace the baseball player on it.

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It ain't played for two years. So, I do want

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to say thank you to the AI chatbot that wrote

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his return address because he said he would now

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be doing the job that we elected him as Kentuckians

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to do. Finally! He ain't done it for 50 years,

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but now that we have an AI chatbot telling you

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that you're probably alright and everything's

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fine. Yeah, why not? Maybe the chat GP will do

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his job. At least it'll listen. Alright, anyway.

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In human interest, let's get on to that. The

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neighbor who quietly changed a town. Let me share

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a story with you. Every community has one. The

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retired school teacher who still mows the church

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lawn. The old farmer who plows a widow's driveway

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before his own when it snows. They rarely make

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national headlines, but they keep America stitched

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together. One reporter recently wrote that if

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you really want to know a town, don't ask who

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owns the biggest house. Ask who everybody calls

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when somebody's in trouble. That's probably the

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richest person in your town. I went to the tractor

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supply, Anna. And this is a house dress. It's

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not even... I've got on flip -flops and shorts

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underneath it. Like, it's not even a fancy dress.

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It's just a running around dress. But thank you.

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From around the farm, with all the rain that

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we've had lately, here's a reminder. Fresh air

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is medicine. Even if your coop isn't fancy, moving

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still, humid air is one of the best defenses

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against respiratory illness. So get you a fan

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out there in that coop and get that air circulating

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or else they're all gonna get cariza. Don't do

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it. Dry bedding, fresh water, shade, and airflow.

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Sometimes the old timers really did know best.

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And garden gate. See, you like how I did that?

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I don't call it water gate. It's garden gate.

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That's what's going on in my garden. Your July

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chores, if you have a garden, pinch basil often.

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It makes the plant bushier. So when you start

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to see those little flowers coming on top, pinch

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them. And your basil will get busier. Pick cucumbers

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every day. Every day that you have cucumbers,

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pick cucumbers. Miss one, and it'll turn into

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a baseball bat or a pickle overnight. So make

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sure that you're picking it. With all this rain,

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pick up your cucumbers. Water tomatoes at the

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roots, not the leaves, to prevent burning and

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mildew. And deadhead flowers now for another

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round before August, including your roses and

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your daylilies. So go ahead. There's your garden

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gate for today. The good news. A wildlife rehabilitation

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center released several recovered birds of prey

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back into the wild this week after months of

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treatment. Watching an eagle or hawk disappear

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into the sky never gets old, if you ask me. But

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sometimes healing takes months. But freedom is

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worth waiting for. Something to learn from our

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bird friends. Overheard at the feed store today.

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I ain't saying my rooster's mean, but the UPS

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driver asked if we could meet him at the mailbox

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from now on. So there's that. Things that make

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you go... What? Did you know the average lightning

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bolt heats the air around it to roughly five

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times hotter than the surface of the sun? That's

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50 ,000 degrees Fahrenheit. 50 ,000 degrees.

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50 ,000 degrees. The exact separation between

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you and Elon Musk. 50 ,000 degrees. No wonder

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thunder sounds like the sky is ripping apart.

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Hello? On this day born unto us was Harrison

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Ford in 1942. Happy birthday to the original,

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the OG, the fugitive with Tommy Lee Jones that

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I love so good. Happy birthday to Indiana Jones.

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Hello. We won't talk about the fact that he could

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have just been out of that entire first movie

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and it would have ended the same. But it doesn't

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matter. It doesn't matter. Happy birthday, Harrison

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Ford. Happy birthday to Patrick Stewart. Patrick

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Stewart, who is on Star Trek. and also on American

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Dot. Happy birthday to Patrick Stewart. Also,

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happy birthday to Cameron Crowe. Born in 1957.

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Oh, my goodness. You're telling me what's going

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on in Ireland and I missed it. Oh, my Lord, Debra.

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Lots going on in Ireland. I ain't seen him this

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upset since they ran out of whiskey. On this

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day in history, 1787, Congress adopted the Northwest

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Ordinance, laying the groundwork for how America

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would expand into new states rather than into

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colonies. In 1863, the New York draft riots began

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during the Civil War. And also in 1973, on this

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day, Alexander Butterfield revealed the existence

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of President Nixon's secret White House recording

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system. Speaking of Garden Gate. All right, Appalachian

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saying. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

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Simple, but true. Most boats are safer in the

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harbor, but that's not what boats are made for.

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Just letting you know. Your scripture of the

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day coming from King James, because I know that's

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our OG that we like to go back to. It is of the

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Lord's mercies that we are not consumed, because

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his compassions fail not. They are new every

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morning. Great is thy faithfulness. Lamentations

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3, 22 and 23, if you're reading along. porch

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reflections for the night most of life isn't

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lived in the headlines friends it's lived in

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the little things a husband bringing home your

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favorite candy a hen that finally starts laying

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eggs rain on an old tin roof the neighbor waving

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from the road as he drives by god has always

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done his biggest work through ordinary people

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faithfully doing ordinary things don't overlook

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today's ordinary it may become tomorrow's treasured

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memory nanny nanny Oh my goodness. So, thank

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you to my mother. She surprised me and Sean with

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Ella Langley tickets. So, that's really cool.

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We never get to go as fans. We always have to

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go as workers. Or songwriters. Or drummers. Or

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managers. hair and makeup, whatever they need

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us for. So to actually get to sit in the audience

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is going to be a whole new experience. So I'm

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super excited. Thank you, Mom, for that. She's

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like, I found this. She's so cute. I got these

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tickets for you. I was like, okay. So I would

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love to do it. That's what we're worried about.

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Just to refresh on some of the news that we've

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already discussed, Washington spent another day

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balancing military operations with diplomatic

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efforts as tensions with Iran remain high. You

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know what's going on over there, right? Hello,

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Aaron. Good to see you. The oil markets continue

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reacting to uncertainty in the Strait of Hormuz,

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one of the world's busiest shipping lanes. Now,

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what does this mean to you? If tankers can't

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move safely, gas gets more expensive, diesel

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gets more expensive, feed gets more expensive.

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Groceries get more expensive. That's why folks

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in West Virginia pay attention to something happening

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6 ,000 miles away. Everything is connected. Lawmakers

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return to debates over spending, borders, security,

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and defense while beginning discussions about

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filling Graham's empty seat. Whether you lean

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red or blue, remember Congress works for us,

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not the other way around. Everybody wants community

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until somebody asks them to help stack chairs.

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We've convinced ourselves that community is something

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that you find. Truth is, community is something

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that you build. Church potlucks, volunteer fire

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departments, little league championships, neighbors

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helping neighbors, those things don't happen

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because everybody agrees. They happen because

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enough people decide disagreement is a good enough

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reason to not show up. Maybe that's what America

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needs. Less scrolling and more casseroles. I

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volunteer as tribute. A volunteer firefighter

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in rural Kentucky spent his day off repairing

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an elderly widow's porch after hearing she'd

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nearly fallen through a loose board. He wouldn't

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accept no money from it. He only asked that somebody

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help somebody else someday. I'll preach. And

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the coop check, I need you to walk out there

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and smell. I know that sounds gross, but I need

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you to do it for me. If you have chickens, walk

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out there and smell. If your eyes water, your

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birds are breathing ammonia every night and they

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will get sick and they will die. Fresh bedding

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and ventilation are cheaper than antibiotics.

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Trust me. Trust me on that one. It is a lot less

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heartache to go ahead and treat them now with

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a little apple cider vinegar and a little bit

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of fresh air than to try to bury them later.

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Here's you some chicken facts. Hens often sing

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after laying an egg. You've heard of an egg song.

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Scientists think that it's partly communication.

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Farmers think it's bragging. But honestly, both

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can be true. I've laid an egg. I've laid an egg.

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Both scientifically true and also an announcement.

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So I'll let you know. Here's you something else

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from the garden. Pick squash while they're still

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young. Tomorrow they will be the size of Louisville

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sluggers if you don't, and the rabbits and the

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gophers will get to them, and then you'll end

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up with nothing. Harvest your herbs before noon.

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Trust me on this. You want to keep that water

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content up. So harvest your herbs before noon

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if you're going to use your herbs out of the

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garden. Deadhead your flowers. Water deeply at

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the roots. Skip watering if your rain is actually

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coming this week. And weather forecasters are

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wrong just often enough to keep us gardeners

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humble. So just letting you know. Across Appalachia,

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old general stores are quietly disappearing.

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Not because folks stopped needing groceries,

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but because we stopped sitting around the pickle

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barrel solving the world's problems. Old stores

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sold flour, but they also sold conversation.

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You left no one who got married, whose cow got

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out, who needed prayer, who had a new youngin',

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and whether or not rain was comin'. Amazon can

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deliver batteries, but it can't replace that.

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In country music and forgotten facts, Loretta

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Lynn wrote many of her own biggest hits. So did

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Dolly Parton. So did Merle Haggard. Some of country

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music's greatest voices were also some of its

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greatest writers. So songs last longer when they're

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lived before they're written. Remember that.

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Songs last longer if they are lived before they

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are written. Looking at you, Luke Bryan. All

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right. America the Beautiful. A little something

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for you today. Today's road trip suggestion.

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Check out Seneca Rocks, West Virginia. Get there

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early. Take water. Look around. Then remember.

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God never accidentally made anything. Just when

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you're out and about in West Virginia, take a

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good look. But if you're out by exit 6 on I -64,

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be aware that they are rerouting you around 60

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right now because there is a pothole the size

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of, well, it's not. Their bridge is gone. It's

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just fell into the river. So you can't get there

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from here. So if you're coming to West Virginia,

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make sure they're at Canova. You want to dip

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under the bridge on 60 and come back out there

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in Huntington or else you're just going to be

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swimming all the way to West Virginia. All right,

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science without all the nonsense, here's a new

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piece of the porch paper that we're going to

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start working on. Why does thunder rumble? We

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talked about this lightning superheats to 50

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,000 degrees, and it heats the air so quickly

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that it explodes outward faster than the speed

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of sound. The crack is the explosion. the rumble

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is the echo bouncing off hills clouds valleys

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and the other like nature is louder than we give

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it credit for it goes back to that if a tree

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falls in the woods no one's around to hear it

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doesn't actually make a noise yes it does just

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letting you know also on this day in history

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since we're thinking about it in 1865 the matterhorn

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not the disney world ride but the actual mountain

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the matterhorn was climbed for the very first

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time Four climbers died during the descent when

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the rope snapped. Their triumph was forever mixed

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with tragedy. History often reminds us that great

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achievements come with great risk. Or, you know,

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if you watch Spider -Man, with great power comes

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great responsibility. But just so you know, in

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1865, we scaled the Matterhorn for the very first

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time. And kids have been throwing up churros

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at Disney World on a replica ever since. You're

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right. If you're shopping this week, you need

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to watch for sales on things like chicken thighs,

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sweet corn, blueberries, and cannon jars as stores

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clear out their summer inventory. If tomatoes

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are coming in heavy, it might be a sauce or salsa

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-making kind of weekend. Just make sure that

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you seal them right so you don't get botulism

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this winter when you go to crack one of them

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open. We were talking about our verse of the

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day earlier. In case you missed it and you're

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just joining us. It was, it is of the Lord's

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mercies that we are not consumed because of his

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compassions we fail not. They are new every morning

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and great is thy faithfulness. Lamentations 3,

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22 and 23. Jeremiah didn't write those words

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while life was going great. He wrote them while

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looking over the ruins of Jerusalem. Just to

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give you a little bit of context. The city was

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burned. The temple was gone. The people were

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broken. Yet somehow, he didn't say, God's mercy

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used to be pretty good, didn't it? He said it

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was new that morning. Faith isn't pretending

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that yesterday didn't hurt friends. Faith is

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believing God showed up before the sun did. Before

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you rush into another day, I want you to look

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around. Notice the old dog asleep there on the

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porch. Wave at the mail carrier. Call your mama.

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Pick the tomato that's finally ripe. Laugh with

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your spouse. Read a chapter before you read the

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comments. The world will hand you enough reasons

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to be angry by lunchtime, but if you go looking

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for one reason to be grateful before breakfast,

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your day will be better for it. You'll be surprised

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how often you find it. That's what we know. That's

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what I know on this side of the porch today.

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I've been digging into Matthew this week as far

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as my Bible study goes and just realizing that

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there's 14 generations between Abraham and David,

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14 between David and the Babylonian exile, 14

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between the exile and Jesus. Does anybody know

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how many generations it's been since Jesus? I

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feel like there's a pattern there. Pattern recognition

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comes in handy. so in sarabeth terry news uh

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i'm gung -ho on my diet it is a monday i went

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to the gym today i walked a mile i did three

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sets of 30 on the shoulder press i know and i

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did 50 step ups i know and then i went to the

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tanning bed and the red light therapy i know

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and so i was sitting Let me tell you something.

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I love West Virginia. I think it's beautiful.

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I think the people are nice enough. And, you

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know, it reminds me enough of Kentucky where

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I don't get all that homesick. However, y 'all

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are the non -drivenest MFers I've ever seen in

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my entire life. This is what happened today.

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Sitting at Planet Fitness, backed into my parking

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space because my daddy didn't raise no fool.

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So I'm backed in, having my cigarette after my

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workout, getting my breath. I always like to

00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:09.099
just chill for a minute before I get back on

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the road. And I watched, I watched this little

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tiny Mini Cooper, two parking spaces on either

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side. And then this big gray Dodge Ram decided

00:18:20.769 --> 00:18:23.049
to cut that corner too quick and took out the

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whole side trying to get to that parking space.

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And then to beat all, they backed up and took

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out the front fender too. Then they drove off.

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I was like, well, all right. Then I watched two

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people, one from the DMV. One from the Dunham

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Sports, back square into each other, crack their

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taillights, and then just drive off. No names,

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no numbers, no insurance exchange. Okay. The

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third instance of me sitting there, not even

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halfway through a Marlboro Menthol light, I saw

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an old man who was struggling on the treadmill

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next to me. And, you know, it's a no -judgment

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zone, but I was afraid I was going to have to

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give him a little bit of the mouth -to -mouth

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there for a minute because he was breathing awfully

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heavy. But he did make it out to his car after

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his 10 -mile walk. Congratulations. And I watched

00:19:01.789 --> 00:19:06.180
him monkeying with his keys. Went over to a car,

00:19:06.299 --> 00:19:08.299
making with the keys, hitting the door, making

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with the keys, hitting the door, making the keys,

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hitting with the door. My thought was maybe his

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battery in his key fob is dead. I thought that

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very sincerely until I saw a big woman come running

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out of the Dollar Tree and said, What are you

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doing trying to get in my car? And I was like,

00:19:24.059 --> 00:19:29.380
he went, Oh, I drove the truck today. So I watched

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a hit and run, a fender bender. And almost a

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grand theft auto. All in the whole... One cigarette.

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That cost me. One cigarette. And then to be it

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all, when I went to the tractor supply a while

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ago to get feed, I watched somebody take the

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whole front end out of somebody because they

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ran the red light. I can understand this if you're

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on Hospital Drive in Taze Valley because it's

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a gravel road. It's a gravel road. If you need

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to take an ambulance to get to the hospital for

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life -saving treatment, you're gonna go on a

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gravel... road that is neither accessible from

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the interstate nor from traffic because of the

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gridlock on 34. So if you're going to die soon,

00:20:05.630 --> 00:20:08.109
don't come to Taze Valley because you'll die

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before you get there because the ambulance can't

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get up the gravel road. Meanwhile, we have a

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$2 million Ferris wheel sitting at the Capitol

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right now. Patrick Morrissey still hasn't figured

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out a shirt that makes him look like he has a

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neck. If you're in Putnam County, the Ferris

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this week, tonight is off -key karaoke. That's

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what it says in the thing. Off -key karaoke.

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I don't want to hurt your feelings. All karaoke

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is off -key. It's Japanese for tone deaf. I don't

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understand it. Why would you pay $15 a head to

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go watch somebody sing poorly when you won't

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pay $10 a piece to come watch me sing on pitch?

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Things that make you go, what? Speaking of shows

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this weekend, if you do have a little bit of

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money and a lot of bit of time, you need to get

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to Hurricane on Friday night. We're going to

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be there at 6 o 'clock at MRA Steakhouse. You

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know it because it's on the Gravel Hospital Drive.

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Just make sure you forward the oxen so you can

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get across the reservoir and none of us die from

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dysentery before we get there. I swear to God,

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it's like the Oregon Trail here. There's not

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even a road crew out there. They put up a sign

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that says, Ref Road. They're aware of it. They're

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just not going to do nothing about it. They would

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do something about it if Scott Edwards could

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have his picture in the paper, but considering

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that that's the county and not the city, and

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he probably doesn't have any jurisdiction because

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everybody that he's hired has three or four different

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jobs, and they're all double -dipping in the

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city funds, he probably doesn't know who to call

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to fix the road. That's okay. That's okay. Thank

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God that I'm trained in field triage, that way

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if my husband cuts his arm off with a chainsaw,

00:21:50.769 --> 00:21:52.630
we can get him to Charleston, because you can't

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get there from here in Taze Valley, even though

00:21:54.109 --> 00:21:56.170
it's only eight miles away. I don't want to go

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on the gravel road. I just got new tires. All

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right. So, now comes to our second favorite part

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of the night. Freshman night. I know you're super

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excited. I'm super excited to scoot you back

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a little bit so I can get my crowns out. All

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right. This is the part of the night where I

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try to keep up with you and figure out. There

00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:23.210
would be no pavement in, Shawna. It just ain't

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there. You turn on the hospital drive and then

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you are roughing it. You are four -wheel driving.

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You are Brad Paisley on his first single. You're

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getting a little mud on the tires. You're not

00:22:32.579 --> 00:22:35.539
going to get there from here. You have a better

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chance calling 911 before you have getting there

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because the people that are in the EMTs could

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probably fix you up before they can get you across

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the Oregon Trail and the Western Expansion to

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get to the hospital. Which last time I went to

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that hospital, they let my husband lay there

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almost dying for two hours before they said,

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oh, we should work on him. And then they tell

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me to change my attitude or I wouldn't be welcome

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back at the hospital. And I tell them they better

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change the way they do business or else there

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wouldn't be no damn hospital. We could just rename

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Taze Valley Hospital Cerebeth's Big Damn Waiting

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Room. Don't mess with a woman on menopause when

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she's short on marijuana. Hello. I identify as

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a threat. Anyway. Hello. Good to see you. All

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right. Now, we are here. We are here. I'm the

00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:29.059
cigarette mom. Map of the day. If you would like

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to tell us where you're from, we'll mark it on

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our big map. Sarah's in West Virginia already.

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Got you, baby girl. I'm not gonna color that

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with pink. I'm gonna get a blue. A real pretty

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blue. Like the color of the West Virginia. Blue

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and gold. All right. West Virginia tuning in.

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All right. We got you, baby. All right. Guthrie,

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Oklahoma. Hello, Rosetta. Let's get you in here

00:23:54.380 --> 00:23:56.980
in Oklahoma. I will say, since there's no names

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on these states, I am learning my geography.

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Or relearning it, rather. Because out west, I

00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.680
don't know a lot about what's going on. And in

00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:04.000
New England, I don't either. But I'm working

00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:05.980
on it. So just, you know. I didn't have to know

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where I hadn't been. What's the point? All right.

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Virginia. Hello, Sharon. Calling in from Virginia.

00:24:15.099 --> 00:24:17.259
Glad to see you today. Welcome to the porch.

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Pennsylvania. Hello, Missy up in Pennsylvania.

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Good to see you today. Let me get you a bright

00:24:25.339 --> 00:24:33.380
color here. Awesome. Kentucky. Hello, Miss Shirley.

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How in the world are you? Let's get you some

00:24:34.859 --> 00:24:39.980
Kentucky blue on this map, shall we? It's not

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quite as blue as Kentucky, but it's brighter

00:24:42.059 --> 00:24:44.400
than West Virginia's. But I'm trying, okay? I

00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:46.140
only have 12 crowns, so I'm doing the best I

00:24:46.140 --> 00:24:50.960
can. Okay. Oh, another Kentucky. Let's color

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it in twice. I'm just feeling in the edges. All

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right, North Carolina. Hello from North Carolina.

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You know I'm going to be performing there on

00:25:01.579 --> 00:25:03.640
the 22nd day of August in Sapphire at a place

00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:05.220
called The Fix. So if you don't have your tickets

00:25:05.220 --> 00:25:07.779
yet, get those now because they will sell out

00:25:07.779 --> 00:25:09.319
because it's a limited seating event. But I'd

00:25:09.319 --> 00:25:12.039
love to see you if you are in the Tar Heel State.

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Joy said there was a road crew that paved over

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the carcass of a dead deer. Was it in West Virginia?

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Because I'm sure I saw that happen. Arkansas.

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Let's get you in here, Arkansas. My mom and dad

00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:28.339
just drove through Arkansas the other day. They

00:25:28.339 --> 00:25:35.559
do love Arkansas. All right. Texas. Oh, I got

00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:40.799
to get my big crown for Texas now. As it's such

00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:46.779
a big state. Welcome from Texas. Glad to see

00:25:46.779 --> 00:25:48.460
you. Glad to have you on the porch this evening.

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I also want to remind you that we have quite

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a few openings in September. If you want us to

00:25:53.140 --> 00:25:55.059
come west, we'd love to come to Texas and find

00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:56.900
us a place to play. Gives me a chance to see

00:25:56.900 --> 00:25:58.440
my niece and nephew down there in Louisiana as

00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:01.819
well. All right. Irvin, Kentucky. I know that

00:26:01.819 --> 00:26:04.039
place very, very well. It's right there. It's

00:26:04.039 --> 00:26:07.660
right there. From there. Minnesota. What do you

00:26:07.660 --> 00:26:09.579
say, Carl? Carrie. Sorry, I thought they said

00:26:09.579 --> 00:26:20.750
Carl. Carrie. My bad. Minnesota. My wife, I went

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:23.329
out for a second. I had to see what was going

00:26:23.329 --> 00:26:29.589
on. My chickens are just having it tonight. Excuse

00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:38.269
me. Minnesota, let me color you in. I was watching

00:26:38.269 --> 00:26:40.309
a thing about Minnesota last night about the

00:26:40.309 --> 00:26:46.430
Menominee Indians that were in Wisconsin and

00:26:46.430 --> 00:26:48.509
Minnesota. It's a really cool program. I enjoyed

00:26:48.509 --> 00:26:53.490
it. Okay. Arkansas got you, Brandy. Good to see

00:26:53.490 --> 00:26:56.470
you on the porch. Eaton in Georgia. Hello, Teresa.

00:26:56.470 --> 00:27:03.369
Let's color in Georgia. That ain't scarlet. That

00:27:03.369 --> 00:27:08.190
looks more like violet red. What else? What else?

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:12.170
I don't work at Crayola for a reason. Okay. Ohio.

00:27:12.369 --> 00:27:15.150
Hello, Christy. How are you? Good to see you.

00:27:19.130 --> 00:27:23.509
Ohio in the house tonight. Cartersville, Georgia.

00:27:23.589 --> 00:27:27.170
Shut up, Roxanne. I used to date the police chief's

00:27:27.170 --> 00:27:29.069
son from Cartersville, Georgia. That was back

00:27:29.069 --> 00:27:31.970
20 years ago. But Chief Broden was a nice dude,

00:27:32.069 --> 00:27:33.890
man. Never pulled me over once, even though I

00:27:33.890 --> 00:27:35.150
went through there like a bat out of hell. Welcome

00:27:35.150 --> 00:27:37.589
from Georgia. Good to see you. Mississippi. Hello,

00:27:37.710 --> 00:27:41.390
Randa. Always glad to have some Mississippi folk

00:27:41.390 --> 00:27:48.109
on the porch. Glad you're here. South Dakota.

00:27:49.130 --> 00:27:52.569
We finally got out of South Dakota. Welcome.

00:27:52.690 --> 00:27:55.150
Welcome, South Dakota. Everybody, welcome. Dave

00:27:55.150 --> 00:27:56.990
from South Dakota. I think he might be our first

00:27:56.990 --> 00:27:58.849
South Dakotan to come on here and say hello.

00:27:59.109 --> 00:28:00.809
Been to South Dakota. Went to Mount Rushmore.

00:28:00.950 --> 00:28:02.029
Thought it was a beautiful state. Would love

00:28:02.029 --> 00:28:05.849
to come back. Book us a gig. Okay. Southeast

00:28:05.849 --> 00:28:08.890
Kansas. Hey, Amber. We're out in Southeast Kansas.

00:28:09.089 --> 00:28:11.349
I was raised up in Fort Riley, Aggieville area.

00:28:12.890 --> 00:28:15.289
That's awesome. I enjoy meeting people from other

00:28:15.289 --> 00:28:22.470
places. Kansas. Drove through Kansas last July.

00:28:22.710 --> 00:28:26.390
Enjoyed it very much. Cherokee, Alabama. Hello,

00:28:26.529 --> 00:28:28.289
Teresa. How in the world are you this evening,

00:28:28.349 --> 00:28:29.630
girl? We need to get back down to Alabama and

00:28:29.630 --> 00:28:33.369
see you. It's been too long. We need to get us

00:28:33.369 --> 00:28:42.049
a gig down there. Looking at you, Alabama. Aaron,

00:28:42.230 --> 00:28:45.430
let's see, under a rock. I don't have a rock

00:28:45.430 --> 00:28:50.539
on this man. I need a bigger hat. Nashville.

00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:52.859
Hello, Debbie. Tuning in from Nashville. Hey,

00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:54.099
if you're gonna be in Nashville, we're gonna

00:28:54.099 --> 00:28:55.619
be playing in Camden, Tennessee, which is just

00:28:55.619 --> 00:28:59.380
a little bit south of Nashville, on the 8th day

00:28:59.380 --> 00:29:02.059
of August. So those tickets are also on my website.

00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:06.079
So come see us. Love to have you. Tennessee.

00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:11.700
Okay. Northern upstate New York Adirondack Mountains

00:29:11.700 --> 00:29:13.599
area. Hello, Tammy. Glad to have you. My buddy

00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:16.259
Robinson's from that way, too. He's from... the

00:29:16.259 --> 00:29:18.700
north part of New York, as he says, the state,

00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:23.180
state, not the city, city. Because you got to

00:29:23.180 --> 00:29:26.660
be specific. New York's a lot bigger without

00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:28.039
that little tiny island. You know, that's the

00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:29.839
only thing that they usually think about. And

00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:31.900
I'm like, there's more to it than that. There's

00:29:31.900 --> 00:29:35.119
a lot more to it. People forget that part. They

00:29:35.119 --> 00:29:36.660
just look at Manhattan and go, this is all of

00:29:36.660 --> 00:29:38.759
New York. I'm like, that's barely New York. It's

00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:39.759
like when they get to Louisville and they think

00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:42.359
it's Kentucky. We're like, not really. All right,

00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:45.579
Michigan, hello. We're a national forest in hell,

00:29:45.579 --> 00:29:48.400
Michigan. We're glad to have you, Michael. Get

00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:49.960
you a color out here so we can color it again.

00:29:51.500 --> 00:29:54.099
Michigan, Michigan. I always forget to add the

00:29:54.099 --> 00:29:55.740
Upper Peninsula to it. I know that's my own fault

00:29:55.740 --> 00:29:58.680
because I ain't up there, but I got to remember

00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:01.240
to color both, Sarah Beth, because there's two

00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:03.420
parts. No one realizes there's a second part.

00:30:07.539 --> 00:30:09.140
I mean, I'm sure the people that live there do,

00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:12.460
but... Those rest of us are like, oh, wait. Gotta

00:30:12.460 --> 00:30:14.640
put the other one in there. Berea, Kentucky.

00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:16.539
Hello, Tonya. Glad to have you. War Trace, Tennessee.

00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:20.880
Joanie, glad to see you this evening. Ronnieville,

00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:24.220
Kentucky. Hello, Natalie. Huntington, Pennsylvania.

00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:29.059
Sorry. Hello, Missy. Georgia. Gotcha. Tennessee.

00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:32.140
Hello, Kim. Gotcha. Arkansas, Rita. Gotcha. Kentucky,

00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:35.559
Delena. Gotcha. Michigan, Carrie. Gotcha. Indiana,

00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:45.309
Deborah. We got you. We got you. Arkansas, hello.

00:30:45.789 --> 00:30:48.170
Little Georgia, hello, Rachel. Texas, hello,

00:30:48.230 --> 00:30:51.529
Cheryl, welcome to the porch. Pam is in Tennessee,

00:30:51.829 --> 00:30:54.529
hello. California, hello, Lori. Let's get you

00:30:54.529 --> 00:30:55.890
a different color. That's the first one from

00:30:55.890 --> 00:31:04.789
that bar that way. California, California, I'm

00:31:04.789 --> 00:31:06.990
coming home. I love Joni Mitchell. Don't you

00:31:06.990 --> 00:31:09.970
love Joni Mitchell? Old Joni Mitchell, not new

00:31:09.970 --> 00:31:11.650
liberal Joni Mitchell. I like the old Joni Mitchell.

00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:14.180
She's technically now old Joni Mitchell. Old

00:31:14.180 --> 00:31:19.200
young Joni Mitchell. Whatever. California. Hello.

00:31:19.980 --> 00:31:22.299
Georgia. Hello, Brenda. Anita's in Arkansas.

00:31:22.700 --> 00:31:25.519
Laurie's in SoCal. Got you, baby girl. Apache

00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:28.579
Junction, Arizona. Hello, Vicki. Welcome to the

00:31:28.579 --> 00:31:32.839
porch. Let's get Arizona on here. Listen, that

00:31:32.839 --> 00:31:34.579
screwed me up so bad when we was in Las Vegas.

00:31:35.370 --> 00:31:37.930
And they said, hey, the Grand Canyon's east here.

00:31:38.029 --> 00:31:39.250
And I was like, hey, no, it's not. Everybody

00:31:39.250 --> 00:31:41.750
knows it's out west. And they're like, hey, that's

00:31:41.750 --> 00:31:43.849
east of here. I'm like, I don't think it is.

00:31:45.529 --> 00:31:48.329
I had a really hard time with that. Turns out

00:31:48.329 --> 00:31:51.150
they were right. But I was just like, no, everybody

00:31:51.150 --> 00:31:57.369
knows that the Grand Canyon's out west. It threw

00:31:57.369 --> 00:32:00.500
me out. And then my brother's like, I'm flying

00:32:00.500 --> 00:32:02.759
to Las Vegas. Which side of the plane do I need

00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:04.460
to sit on to see the Grand Canyon? And I was

00:32:04.460 --> 00:32:08.339
like, oh, Lincoln. Any of them. It's the Grand

00:32:08.339 --> 00:32:13.819
Canyon. Holler. Which holler are you from, Cindy?

00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:24.180
I'm coloring in. Another Georgia. Good to see

00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:27.299
you, Becca. As always, I recommend you, if you

00:32:27.299 --> 00:32:30.240
see your state, Say hello to that person that

00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:31.980
said your state, and then you can become friends

00:32:31.980 --> 00:32:38.240
with them. Power of the porch. Lisa's watching

00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:40.599
from Louisiana. Louisiana is always one of my

00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:42.039
favorite places to go. I used to live there.

00:32:42.819 --> 00:32:44.599
Lisa, I wanted to ask you, and I know we're on

00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:47.220
Facebook, but my mother is coming down to visit

00:32:47.220 --> 00:32:49.700
in DeRuiter, and she wants somebody to take her

00:32:49.700 --> 00:32:53.299
junking or maybe to a good yard sale. And automatically,

00:32:53.380 --> 00:32:55.420
I thought, why doesn't Lisa know my mother? So,

00:32:55.539 --> 00:32:58.269
I'm probably going to hook you guys up. The way

00:32:58.269 --> 00:33:00.710
that she can go junk and you can show where to

00:33:00.710 --> 00:33:03.069
go because you know all the great places. Is

00:33:03.069 --> 00:33:04.970
that okay? Can I get my mom her phone number?

00:33:05.309 --> 00:33:11.890
Okay. Illinois. Illinois is in the house. I got

00:33:11.890 --> 00:33:16.809
colored in. I do love Illinois. Land of Lincoln

00:33:16.809 --> 00:33:22.009
and recreational marijuana. Love it. Not a big

00:33:22.009 --> 00:33:24.569
fan of Chicago. Too windy for me. But other than

00:33:24.569 --> 00:33:30.420
that. The rest of the state's fantastic. From

00:33:30.420 --> 00:33:32.460
Ithacan to Cairo and in between. I love it all.

00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:36.900
Salem included. All right. Georgia. Hello, Danielle.

00:33:36.980 --> 00:33:39.740
Hello, Cindy in Kentucky. Hello from Illinois.

00:33:39.859 --> 00:33:43.299
Hello, Sherry. Did you see that Patty Beth is

00:33:43.299 --> 00:33:45.640
also in Illinois? Sherry and Patty Beth are both

00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.619
in Illinois. Y 'all get to hang out. Samantha's

00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:50.480
a mechanic. Do you know Missy? You Missy need

00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:51.859
to meet because Missy's also in Pennsylvania.

00:33:52.460 --> 00:33:56.470
She's in Huntington. Huntington. Huntington.

00:33:57.170 --> 00:34:01.769
Huntington. Huntington. It has a D in it. Meet.

00:34:01.950 --> 00:34:03.950
All right. Indiana. Hello, Deborah. Hillsborough,

00:34:04.029 --> 00:34:06.910
Kentucky. Hello. Gotcha, Lisa. Arizona. Hello,

00:34:06.990 --> 00:34:09.630
Sean. We got two from Arizona. Michigan. That's

00:34:09.630 --> 00:34:12.630
two from Michigan. Georgia. Vidalia. Home of

00:34:12.630 --> 00:34:14.289
the good onions. Glad to have you. North Dakota.

00:34:14.309 --> 00:34:16.989
Hello, Lori. That means both Dakotas are represented.

00:34:18.250 --> 00:34:21.030
Fantastic. Never do I have both Dakotas represented.

00:34:21.289 --> 00:34:24.300
So excited. I just dated a guy from North Dakota.

00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.360
What was his name? Enoxon was his last name.

00:34:29.500 --> 00:34:31.079
God, that's been 20 years ago, but I did remember

00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:37.760
he was from North Dakota. Kentucky, hello. Shauna

00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.480
was in Minnesota for 25 years. Well, that's awesome.

00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:40.840
Are you there now? Because otherwise I can't

00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:45.139
count it. I was in Italy for two years. Can't

00:34:45.139 --> 00:34:48.079
count it. Where your underwear falls right now.

00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:50.820
That's where I need to know. New York. Hello,

00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:56.239
sir. And New York. Glad to have you. Awful glad

00:34:56.239 --> 00:35:03.800
to have you. Australia. Hello, Linda. Let's write

00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:05.420
down Australia because we don't have it on the

00:35:05.420 --> 00:35:07.519
map. So I'm just going to write it down. Australia.

00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:09.500
We have a good friend named Carrie Ann in Australia.

00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:12.340
Maybe y 'all can meet up. Who knows? Who knows?

00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:14.460
Stranger things have happened. Duluth, Minnesota.

00:35:15.019 --> 00:35:18.239
Hello, Jennifer. Minnesota. My friend EB's from

00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:22.380
Minnesota. I like the way she talks. She likes

00:35:22.380 --> 00:35:24.059
the way I talk, so we don't offend each other.

00:35:26.380 --> 00:35:33.179
Minnesota. Alright. What else we got in here?

00:35:33.260 --> 00:35:35.800
Hello, Liana Sue. Oklahoma says, Hi, hi, Travis.

00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:38.579
Milton, West Virginia. Hi, Angie. Why haven't

00:35:38.579 --> 00:35:40.739
we met in real life? I wanna go junk. You wanna

00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:42.329
go junk? I want to go to that little Magnolia

00:35:42.329 --> 00:35:44.090
place that's there in Milton. And I want to go

00:35:44.090 --> 00:35:47.150
to that plus -size consignment store. And I want

00:35:47.150 --> 00:35:48.409
to go to the Good Good Wheel. And then I want

00:35:48.409 --> 00:35:49.769
to go out there to Kim's Greenhouse. And then

00:35:49.769 --> 00:35:51.510
I want to go to Blanco. And then, if we have

00:35:51.510 --> 00:35:53.469
time, I want to go out there to the flea market.

00:35:54.690 --> 00:35:56.789
So, if you want to go, let me know. Shalisa's

00:35:56.789 --> 00:35:59.210
in Florida. Hello. Where in Florida are you at?

00:35:59.269 --> 00:36:01.030
Because we'll be down there in October for about

00:36:01.030 --> 00:36:02.750
two weeks. So, make sure you come see us. We'll

00:36:02.750 --> 00:36:06.809
be near Destin and Perry, Florida. Or probably

00:36:06.809 --> 00:36:08.329
somewhere in the middle if somebody books us

00:36:08.329 --> 00:36:10.730
in between. We are going to Florida in October.

00:36:11.050 --> 00:36:16.130
So get on my website and get your tickets. Northwest

00:36:16.130 --> 00:36:18.369
Florida back. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Shalisa

00:36:18.369 --> 00:36:22.809
and Brittany, both in Florida. Talk amongst themselves.

00:36:23.449 --> 00:36:27.650
Might become friends. Iowa. We don't ever get

00:36:27.650 --> 00:36:30.750
to Iowa. Okay, Iowa. I'm sorry, get excited.

00:36:30.969 --> 00:36:33.210
Get excited about the states that we have never

00:36:33.210 --> 00:36:38.409
had before. Or don't get them often, you know.

00:36:39.819 --> 00:36:41.599
And I was a good -sized state. That kind of leaves

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:43.880
you all out of stuff. It makes me upset. All

00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:46.320
right. Hello, Sherry in Kansas. Hello, Marty's.

00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:49.559
And, well, we already said that. Angela's in

00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:55.440
New Mexico. That's a whole different color. Get

00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:57.179
to color in New Mexico for maybe the first time

00:36:57.179 --> 00:36:59.739
ever. Guys, we're almost feeling off the mat.

00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:01.159
I'm telling you. I'm going to show you here in

00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.179
a second. We've almost got the entire country

00:37:03.179 --> 00:37:05.780
covered in Cigarette Mom porch drillers. And

00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:08.500
it makes me so excited. Makes me so excited.

00:37:08.809 --> 00:37:10.929
I mean, look how much of the map we're filling

00:37:10.929 --> 00:37:15.929
in. Kansas. A lot from Georgia, Becca. So you

00:37:15.929 --> 00:37:21.469
should start a SBT porch in Georgia. That's it.

00:37:21.550 --> 00:37:22.750
That could be the prerequisite. Do you watch

00:37:22.750 --> 00:37:24.650
Sarah Beth? And they'll be like, yep. We're going

00:37:24.650 --> 00:37:27.070
to meet at the Cracker Barrel. All right. Jonesboro,

00:37:27.110 --> 00:37:31.070
Arkansas. Hello, Glenda. You saw a picture earlier

00:37:31.070 --> 00:37:32.869
with G -Dub. What was going on with G -Dub, Lisa?

00:37:33.750 --> 00:37:40.599
Was I with her? Hard to tell. If Katrina's in

00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:42.199
DeRuiter, you know how much I love DeRuiter.

00:37:42.300 --> 00:37:44.059
You know. Have you went and checked on Dylan

00:37:44.059 --> 00:37:45.940
and Nellie? Go check on them. Go see the babies.

00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:52.139
Tell them I said hi. Arkansas. Hello. Dave lives

00:37:52.139 --> 00:37:56.099
on the other side of Minnesota. Well, good. You

00:37:56.099 --> 00:38:00.219
could just cover the whole state. Chad's in South

00:38:00.219 --> 00:38:05.659
Dakota. Now they're South Dakota. That's exciting.

00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:11.119
It's very, very exciting. Welcome to all the

00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:13.500
new porch dwellers. Hello, Deb Carter. Dame,

00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:15.340
you and Gary better be there Saturday night because

00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:16.639
we're going to be at Bobby G's and we're playing

00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:17.980
on the new porch. If it don't rain, just get

00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:24.380
real excited. I love Deb and Gary. I do. Upstate

00:38:24.380 --> 00:38:26.679
New York. Hello, Sarah and Marie. Good to see

00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:29.280
you. Rochester. Liz. Liz and Sarah, both in New

00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:33.929
York. Discuss. Jennifer, I wasn't Irving until

00:38:33.929 --> 00:38:35.250
they ran me out on a reel and told me that I

00:38:35.250 --> 00:38:36.710
would never be anything as a country music singer

00:38:36.710 --> 00:38:43.210
or songwriter. That's funny. Oh, it cracks me

00:38:43.210 --> 00:38:44.610
up. I wonder whether they'll ask me back. North

00:38:44.610 --> 00:38:46.909
Carolina, hello. Amanda, are you coming to my

00:38:46.909 --> 00:38:49.829
show in August? It's on my website. They're RSVP

00:38:49.829 --> 00:38:53.969
now. Chattanooga, Tennessee. Hello, Leanne. Middle

00:38:53.969 --> 00:38:55.710
Tennessee, East Nashville. Angela, we're going

00:38:55.710 --> 00:38:57.730
to be in Middle Tennessee, West Nashville in

00:38:57.730 --> 00:39:00.409
August, so make sure you come and see us. Donna's

00:39:00.409 --> 00:39:02.150
just north of Wright Brothers Air Force Base

00:39:02.150 --> 00:39:08.210
in the new Buc -ee's. Fantastic. Fantastic. I

00:39:08.210 --> 00:39:12.050
couldn't talk for a second. Fantastic. Having

00:39:12.050 --> 00:39:15.070
some kind of stroke. Okay. Northern Indiana.

00:39:15.349 --> 00:39:18.230
Hello. Got you. Well, duly noted. Melissa's in

00:39:18.230 --> 00:39:21.769
Kentucky. See, y 'all are making friends. Make

00:39:21.769 --> 00:39:26.650
friends. Oh, so excited. Omaha, Nebraska. That's

00:39:26.650 --> 00:39:29.690
the first Nebraska we got. Hello. Welcome, Cornhusker.

00:39:29.969 --> 00:39:35.349
Glad to see you. Coloring you in right now. Coloring

00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:36.630
you green because I know you don't get to see

00:39:36.630 --> 00:39:37.829
a lot of that color. I've been through Nebraska.

00:39:38.670 --> 00:39:40.309
I went through the National Forest of Nebraska.

00:39:40.389 --> 00:39:43.469
It had one tree in it. I was like, this is a

00:39:43.469 --> 00:39:46.289
joke, right? No, this is it. This is the National

00:39:46.289 --> 00:39:50.920
Forest of Nebraska. Okay. You say so. Winchester,

00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:53.400
Illinois, hello. Northeast Arkansas, good to

00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:55.619
see you. Lafayette, Louisiana. Lori, my friend,

00:39:55.699 --> 00:39:57.900
Lisa's on here from the Ritter -Leavesville area,

00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.539
so Lafayette's not too off afar. Just cut across

00:40:00.539 --> 00:40:02.679
20, and y 'all can hang out. Chad's in South

00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:06.159
Dakota. Brenda's in Texas. Nana Jan is in Ashland,

00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.159
Kentucky. They just had a hell of a party this

00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:10.539
weekend with the Rock of Country. Barbersville,

00:40:10.619 --> 00:40:14.860
West Virginia. Gina, that's my favorite Goodwill.

00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:17.260
Of all the Goodwills I have found in West Virginia,

00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:19.280
the one in Barbersville, West Virginia is my

00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:20.920
favorite. Right there on 60 if you get between

00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:24.380
exits 15 and 20. You can get on 60. It's right

00:40:24.380 --> 00:40:25.760
there on the right -hand side. It's right by

00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:27.880
Honey Baked Ham. It's one of my favorites. They

00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:29.260
have great stuff. And they have a cute little

00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:31.139
guy that works the front door. And he's always

00:40:31.139 --> 00:40:32.739
so sweet. And he's legally blind. And he always

00:40:32.739 --> 00:40:34.059
tells me what color our week is. And tells me

00:40:34.059 --> 00:40:36.099
I have a blessed week. And I love him. I love

00:40:36.099 --> 00:40:38.440
him. So, anyway. Jeannie, anytime you want to

00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:42.449
go, send me a text. We'll go. Looky there. Michelle

00:40:42.449 --> 00:40:45.929
is making friends in Arkansas. Chad's making

00:40:45.929 --> 00:40:48.610
friends in South Dakota. Southern Illinois. I

00:40:48.610 --> 00:40:54.730
like Southern Illinois. Salem. That little area.

00:40:55.909 --> 00:40:59.889
I like it quite a bit. Quite a bit. We cut up

00:40:59.889 --> 00:41:03.829
through there a lot up on 59. But anyway. Winchester,

00:41:03.929 --> 00:41:07.050
Illinois. Do you need extra crowns? Not yet.

00:41:07.150 --> 00:41:10.449
I got them in my Mother Mary. And then when they

00:41:10.449 --> 00:41:13.070
run out, I get more. But a 64 -pack won't fit

00:41:13.070 --> 00:41:15.449
in my Mother Mary. Mother Mary can only carry

00:41:15.449 --> 00:41:19.489
24 colors at a time. It's the downfall of her

00:41:19.489 --> 00:41:23.849
breed. South Carolina! No, I didn't say it, sir,

00:41:23.929 --> 00:41:26.309
but now I did. We got a color yet. Not that color,

00:41:26.369 --> 00:41:29.050
sir. What haven't we done in a minute? Blue.

00:41:29.170 --> 00:41:36.110
Let's do blue. South Kakalake. We now have the

00:41:36.110 --> 00:41:41.820
entire South represented. We need Missouri. Look.

00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:43.960
Look. Look at how many people we are touching

00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.679
with the porch. With the porch. I hate to say

00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:48.300
touching people because then everybody gets all

00:41:48.300 --> 00:41:52.280
squirrely. North Carolina, Illinois on a boat.

00:41:53.059 --> 00:41:56.739
I'm on a boat. Burns and South Kakalaki. Hello.

00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:00.059
I love this. I love that y 'all are making friends.

00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:03.099
St. Albans. I was just there the other day. Y

00:42:03.099 --> 00:42:04.480
'all have a good, good realty. It's not as good

00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:05.599
as Barbersville, but it's still pretty good.

00:42:06.889 --> 00:42:08.710
Missouri, Cindy, finally somebody from the show

00:42:08.710 --> 00:42:10.389
me state. I was beginning to wonder if anybody

00:42:10.389 --> 00:42:11.670
was going to show up from the show me state.

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:14.909
I was like, hmm, there's nobody here. Nobody

00:42:14.909 --> 00:42:16.469
here from the show me state. But now you are

00:42:16.469 --> 00:42:20.190
because Missouri loves company. I don't know.

00:42:20.250 --> 00:42:24.829
Shut up. It was a cute pun. All right. I got

00:42:24.829 --> 00:42:27.050
New Mexico and Australia ready. I'm paying attention.

00:42:27.730 --> 00:42:30.329
Thank you. Pennsylvania. Michelle, have you met

00:42:30.329 --> 00:42:32.690
Missy? She's also in Pennsylvania. Pave Paradise

00:42:32.690 --> 00:42:34.429
and put up a parking lot. Yes, I know. Johnny

00:42:34.429 --> 00:42:36.170
Mitchell said it first and then Uncle Cracker

00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:42.750
did. It's still true. Don't it all seem to go?

00:42:42.949 --> 00:42:45.070
But you don't know what you got till it's gone.

00:42:45.909 --> 00:42:49.769
Pave Paradise and put up a parking lot. All right.

00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:55.449
Maryland. Crab cakes and football. That's what

00:42:55.449 --> 00:42:58.809
Maryland does. All right. Good to have you. Wisconsin!

00:42:59.630 --> 00:43:01.530
Finally get to color it in. You know what side

00:43:01.530 --> 00:43:03.530
I get to use on my new crowns? It's like the

00:43:03.530 --> 00:43:09.349
first day of school. I do love Wisconsin. I like

00:43:09.349 --> 00:43:13.630
your spotted cow and squeaky cheese. I do indeed.

00:43:14.190 --> 00:43:19.789
Love going up there. All right. Patty Beth Morgan

00:43:19.789 --> 00:43:21.369
is floating on the Ohio River cooking on the

00:43:21.369 --> 00:43:25.989
barges. My goodness, what a fun job. Katrina's

00:43:25.989 --> 00:43:28.849
in the river. I know where you are, Katrina.

00:43:29.250 --> 00:43:35.050
I know where you live. That would be creepy if

00:43:35.050 --> 00:43:37.489
it wasn't us. I miss Washington State. You're

00:43:37.489 --> 00:43:39.329
right, I did. Hello, Darla, all the way from

00:43:39.329 --> 00:43:41.449
New York. Good to see you. Let's get Washington

00:43:41.449 --> 00:43:44.590
the state on here. Listen, I've been hearing

00:43:44.590 --> 00:43:47.590
rumors that y 'all got some weird stuff going

00:43:47.590 --> 00:43:49.349
up there by the mountains and the volcanoes.

00:43:51.579 --> 00:43:53.760
Rainy ain't making all that noise. How do you

00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:55.679
pronounce it? They said it was making the noise

00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:57.920
just like we might have a volcano. But I don't

00:43:57.920 --> 00:43:59.760
know. I don't know what sounds you'd even listen

00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:03.000
to. Lisa C. Okay, I'm gonna give Mom your phone

00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:04.900
and bring her to go check. Did I get Montana?

00:44:04.980 --> 00:44:07.340
No, Amanda, I didn't. But I will now. Montana.

00:44:08.119 --> 00:44:09.679
Gonna use my yellow crown because it's already

00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:14.099
out. Did you see that dandelion is back? They

00:44:14.099 --> 00:44:15.559
brought it back. That little girl on TikTok,

00:44:15.739 --> 00:44:17.119
it was her favorite crown, and she made a big

00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:18.559
deal about it, and she did a big TikTok about

00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:20.599
it for like three years, and they finally took

00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:23.699
it out of retirement, so congratulations. Been

00:44:23.699 --> 00:44:25.960
a big year for dandelions. Got an Ella Langley

00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:28.980
album, got a new color in the crown box. I mean,

00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:31.579
just a big year for dandelions. All right, South

00:44:31.579 --> 00:44:33.760
Carolina, hello, Helen. Welcome. Hello from New

00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:36.579
York, Carissa. Houston, Texas, Brenda. Good to

00:44:36.579 --> 00:44:38.400
see you. Dalton, Georgia, Becca's tuning in.

00:44:38.579 --> 00:44:40.400
Carla's in North Carolina. Hi, Carla. Are you

00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:42.260
coming back in August to the show? I think Cindy's

00:44:42.260 --> 00:44:45.300
coming. If I can get Jen to come up from Georgia,

00:44:45.340 --> 00:44:49.599
we can just have a little fixed reunion. That's

00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:50.820
about two hours from you, Samantha. Well, then

00:44:50.820 --> 00:44:53.820
there's absolutely no reason not to see you at

00:44:53.820 --> 00:44:57.199
the show. You've waited longer in traffic. Okay.

00:44:57.980 --> 00:45:01.179
Helen's in Elgin, South Carolina. Omaha, Nebraska.

00:45:01.219 --> 00:45:03.860
Hello, Lawrence. Thank you for liking my dress.

00:45:03.900 --> 00:45:06.119
Got her at the Goodwill. Born in Taylorsville,

00:45:06.159 --> 00:45:08.440
Illinois. Good to see you. We need to head east.

00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.219
Connecticut. Connecticut. Ain't got a Connecticut

00:45:11.219 --> 00:45:14.219
yet. That's a lot of words at one time. Connecticut.

00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:16.780
Now you gotta remember Connecticut. It's not

00:45:16.780 --> 00:45:21.559
Rhode Island. It's one beside it. Right under

00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:23.179
Massachusetts. Right above New York. So there

00:45:23.179 --> 00:45:28.860
you are. Found you. I know where you are. Hunting

00:45:28.860 --> 00:45:33.360
done. See, Missy? I knew I had a D in it. Molly's

00:45:33.360 --> 00:45:35.340
in South Kakalaki. Hello, Charlotte, North Carolina.

00:45:35.420 --> 00:45:42.630
Hi, Alyssa. Hi, Chad. Patti Beth is awesome.

00:45:42.949 --> 00:45:45.110
She's floating, floating through on a tow boat.

00:45:46.050 --> 00:45:53.750
What a cool job. Left a good job in the city.

00:45:54.389 --> 00:45:58.250
Sorry, couldn't help it. Working for the man

00:45:58.250 --> 00:46:03.050
every night and day. That's what I'm going to

00:46:03.050 --> 00:46:04.769
be singing every time I see Patti Beth pop up

00:46:04.769 --> 00:46:12.570
on here. Sorry. It's a thing. Okay. Rockland,

00:46:12.630 --> 00:46:14.630
Tennessee. Hello, Sherry Panther, West Virginia.

00:46:16.210 --> 00:46:20.150
Good to see it. Heather from Ohio. Indiana's

00:46:20.150 --> 00:46:23.110
a really long state. That's what she said. Tallahassee.

00:46:23.130 --> 00:46:26.769
Hello, Shalisa. Evansville. Hello, Indiana. Hello,

00:46:26.849 --> 00:46:30.909
Omaha. Let me know if the Milton Flea Market

00:46:30.909 --> 00:46:35.690
has goats. I didn't know they had goats. But

00:46:35.690 --> 00:46:41.319
I'll keep my eye out. That's a new thing. Wisconsin,

00:46:41.319 --> 00:46:43.460
Tennessee. Several in the house from North Carolina

00:46:43.460 --> 00:46:45.239
on the porch. Make sure you make friends. Anybody

00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:49.400
in western New York, Darla, ask. Hello from Virginia.

00:46:49.780 --> 00:46:51.860
Got you down. Thank you for being here. Inez,

00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:53.119
Kentucky, Carolyn. Can't wait to see you on the

00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:55.420
first day of August. Northern Missouri. Hello,

00:46:55.539 --> 00:47:00.099
Cindy. They're all four and a half hours from

00:47:00.099 --> 00:47:01.760
you. Well, then Becca, get me a gig near you.

00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:05.099
Have a house concert. Have a porch party. Everybody

00:47:05.099 --> 00:47:06.780
put 20 bucks in a hat and make a cheese ball.

00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:12.150
I'll be there by dark. And he leads in Central

00:47:12.150 --> 00:47:15.050
North Carolina for August. Not for August. August

00:47:15.050 --> 00:47:17.190
is booked solid. But we can try for September.

00:47:17.630 --> 00:47:19.389
So I'm gonna have Shawn get on there and look

00:47:19.389 --> 00:47:24.050
at those places that she sent us. Carissa, talking

00:47:24.050 --> 00:47:26.110
to Darla. There's our New York people. Heather

00:47:26.110 --> 00:47:28.550
in Indiana. I'm invited to your back porch in

00:47:28.550 --> 00:47:30.769
Fairmont or Fairmont, West Virginia. Well, send

00:47:30.769 --> 00:47:33.369
me the details, sis. Dandridge, Tennessee. Hello,

00:47:33.449 --> 00:47:35.090
Kristen. Glad to have you. Lawrence is in Omaha.

00:47:35.909 --> 00:47:39.210
Michelle's in Western Oklahoma. Sarah is in Virginia.

00:47:40.619 --> 00:47:42.559
Rita's hollering from Yaleville. She's yelling

00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:44.300
from Yaleville. Did you get to see that my friends

00:47:44.300 --> 00:47:46.440
Tayla and Trey, Tweety and Lynn, were in Yaleville

00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:48.179
just the other day? I hope you got to see their

00:47:48.179 --> 00:47:49.179
show, and if not, I hope you'll see them the

00:47:49.179 --> 00:47:52.900
next time they come through. Camden, Tennessee

00:47:52.900 --> 00:47:55.480
is in West Tennessee. Well, ish. We're not in

00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:58.119
Memphis. It's between Nashville and Memphis.

00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:02.820
So, therefore, I know where it's at. I've been

00:48:02.820 --> 00:48:05.679
there. Hello from Calhoun, Georgia. Playing there.

00:48:06.179 --> 00:48:10.320
South Carolina. Hello, Shannon. Oh my goodness,

00:48:10.380 --> 00:48:12.840
today is Tammy's mother -in -law's 90th birthday.

00:48:12.980 --> 00:48:15.699
Mazel tov, many happy returns. Hello from Central

00:48:15.699 --> 00:48:18.980
Ohio. Clay City, Illinois is on the porch. Hey,

00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:22.380
Tiffany. Chesapeake, Ohio. Northeast Ohio. Okay,

00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.320
Christy and Stacy, have y 'all met? Do you know

00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:30.360
each other because you're both in Ohio? Oh, I

00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:31.980
love that. Brandi's meeting her new neighbors

00:48:31.980 --> 00:48:33.980
on the porch for Sig and Eau Claire, Wisconsin.

00:48:34.300 --> 00:48:38.730
Been through there, love it. Keokuk, Illinois.

00:48:38.909 --> 00:48:42.369
Is that how you pronounce that? Love it. Massachusetts.

00:48:42.809 --> 00:48:45.329
Hello, Holly. Hang on. We got color in the new

00:48:45.329 --> 00:48:50.469
state. The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit

00:48:50.469 --> 00:48:54.210
of America. The spirit of the red water. Okay.

00:48:55.670 --> 00:48:58.409
Oregon's here. Hello, Oregon. We were just talking

00:48:58.409 --> 00:48:59.909
about the trail that we all took in fifth grade

00:48:59.909 --> 00:49:03.369
to get to. Some of us made it. Some of us didn't

00:49:03.369 --> 00:49:05.510
board the river in time. Some of us died from

00:49:05.510 --> 00:49:09.260
dysentery. But good to know that you made it.

00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:19.099
You are there or gone. All right. Burke Burnett,

00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:22.380
Texas. Hello, Missouri. Southern Illinois. I

00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:25.840
love Salem, Illinois, man. Have you ever been

00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:30.159
up there to the Iron Saddle Rodeo Place? The

00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:32.519
Lander's Place? It's awesome. Go watch a rodeo

00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:37.679
there sometime. Tell Beth I sent you. Little

00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.659
Callahan is in Australia. That's two of y 'all

00:49:39.659 --> 00:49:43.820
watching. Now you have two marks. Huh. I don't

00:49:43.820 --> 00:49:45.179
know how I got on your feet either, but I'm glad

00:49:45.179 --> 00:49:46.820
to have you. I know it's wintertime over there.

00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:48.099
I know it's probably early in the morning. Wait,

00:49:48.179 --> 00:49:49.460
wait, wait. If you're in Australia, that means

00:49:49.460 --> 00:49:54.400
it's 9 .34 in the morning. Am I right? It's Tuesday

00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.699
morning in Australia. Florida, hello. Angie,

00:49:56.900 --> 00:49:58.860
how are you, baby girl? I was just thinking about

00:49:58.860 --> 00:50:00.260
you the other day. I found pictures of your hat.

00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.239
Terry's on vacation in Topsell, North Carolina.

00:50:04.539 --> 00:50:08.710
Oh, won't you brag? Glad you took us with you

00:50:08.710 --> 00:50:10.110
on vacation, though. Always good to have a little

00:50:10.110 --> 00:50:12.409
porch time when you're on the beach. Oregon is

00:50:12.409 --> 00:50:18.369
here. Tennessee is here. Patty Beth, you can

00:50:18.369 --> 00:50:20.730
meet so many friends. Seems like you've got a

00:50:20.730 --> 00:50:25.690
porch dweller in every port. Crayola's got a

00:50:25.690 --> 00:50:27.769
sale going on. Thanks, Becca. I went to Five

00:50:27.769 --> 00:50:29.469
Below the other day, and they were not Five Below.

00:50:29.530 --> 00:50:31.030
They were six bucks. I was like, this is a lot.

00:50:32.429 --> 00:50:34.809
Manor, Texas, Missouri, Wilmington, Ohio is in

00:50:34.809 --> 00:50:40.900
the house. Deborah said we have a couple of good

00:50:40.900 --> 00:50:42.460
Goodwills, so don't threaten me with a good time.

00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:45.199
Did I see Massachusetts? Yes, Carol, I did, and

00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:48.360
I colored it in. I did see Northern Upstate New

00:50:48.360 --> 00:50:51.320
York, colored it in. Yes, you can start a group

00:50:51.320 --> 00:50:53.420
chat. We have a hive chat. Y 'all can get in

00:50:53.420 --> 00:50:55.780
there, and we'll do that this evening. That'd

00:50:55.780 --> 00:50:57.260
be fun. We'll get in the chat and be like, New

00:50:57.260 --> 00:51:00.079
York, get on this thread. Missouri, get on this

00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:02.940
thread. Wisconsin, get on this thread. Hello,

00:51:07.539 --> 00:51:10.829
Donna. Waving at you. Sarah's on the river. Denise

00:51:10.829 --> 00:51:16.969
is in Oregon. Chris is near Syracuse. Oh, I love

00:51:16.969 --> 00:51:20.710
this. The power of the porch. The power of the

00:51:20.710 --> 00:51:23.550
porch. I do have Oregon on here. I have Wichita,

00:51:23.570 --> 00:51:26.530
Kansas. Thank you, Charlie. Yes, Rita, I saw

00:51:26.530 --> 00:51:28.710
Oregon. Thank you so much. San Antonio, home

00:51:28.710 --> 00:51:31.110
of the Riverwalk. Glad to have you. Elgin, South

00:51:31.110 --> 00:51:37.079
Carolina. So excited to see you. Donna's asking

00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:38.539
if there's any Jersey Peeps in there. Do we have

00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:39.880
any Jersey Peeps at all? We haven't colored it

00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:48.260
in yet. So excited. That is so fun. Joyce was

00:51:48.260 --> 00:51:51.039
born in Washington Courthouse. I have played

00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:52.780
many times in Circleville, which isn't too far

00:51:52.780 --> 00:51:54.940
at the Punkin Festival, so it's good to see you.

00:51:55.699 --> 00:51:58.199
Ding dong calling Avon, Ohio. That's awesome.

00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:02.719
Weatherford, Texas. Good to see you. Lancaster,

00:52:02.820 --> 00:52:07.550
Pennsylvania. Montana's there. Where am I playing

00:52:07.550 --> 00:52:10.010
in Camden, Tennessee in August? At the Songbird

00:52:10.010 --> 00:52:12.929
Working Man's Retreat. The campground there.

00:52:13.769 --> 00:52:16.289
And that show's going to be on August the 8th.

00:52:16.309 --> 00:52:18.650
And Erica Nicole's opening for me. So those tickets

00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:21.110
are for sale on my website. So if you want one,

00:52:21.130 --> 00:52:25.550
get one. Sally, you are stronger than I am. I

00:52:25.550 --> 00:52:27.030
went almost nine minutes without a smoke and

00:52:27.030 --> 00:52:29.909
I'm about to go out of my head. Hello from Lake

00:52:29.909 --> 00:52:31.750
City, Florida. Well, hello, Teresa. Good to see

00:52:31.750 --> 00:52:34.519
you. Hello, Donna's in Arkansas. I got Montana.

00:52:34.539 --> 00:52:36.400
Amanda, thank you so much for being here. Tampa,

00:52:36.460 --> 00:52:39.940
Florida. Oh, yeah, I want to go thrifting in

00:52:39.940 --> 00:52:41.920
Florida. I mean, those Goodwills are the size

00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:45.139
of Walmarts. If I know Arkansas. Hello, Donna.

00:52:48.679 --> 00:52:50.840
Front porch sitting in Kentucky. Hey, Josh Michael

00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.920
Bogart, if you don't follow him. Talk about a

00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:54.739
hell of a singer and songwriter and a good artist.

00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:56.420
We have not done a show together yet, and I'm

00:52:56.420 --> 00:53:01.840
looking at you, Josh. What's up with that? Darla's

00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:03.900
in Clymer. So, you know, if you're looking for

00:53:03.900 --> 00:53:05.199
her, there she is. Fredericksburg, Virginia.

00:53:07.019 --> 00:53:08.699
Thank you, Jennifer, for sending our love to

00:53:08.699 --> 00:53:10.219
New Mexico and getting them to watch. Do I have

00:53:10.219 --> 00:53:12.179
any shows in Kansas City? Not yet, but get me

00:53:12.179 --> 00:53:14.320
one, Cindy, and we'd love to come. Linda's on

00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:16.760
the porch in Louisville. Hello, Louisville. Good

00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:26.239
to see you. Back porch. Every day is 420. I'm

00:53:26.239 --> 00:53:31.309
excited. Lisa will have to meet up. In Pittsville,

00:53:31.369 --> 00:53:35.530
Virginia. Hello. How much does it cost to subscribe?

00:53:35.650 --> 00:53:38.989
I think it's like three bucks. Like less than

00:53:38.989 --> 00:53:41.610
a cup of coffee. And every single dime that you

00:53:41.610 --> 00:53:43.489
spend on subscriptions and things like that,

00:53:43.530 --> 00:53:45.989
buying merch, literally goes to buying feed for

00:53:45.989 --> 00:53:47.409
all of those chickens out there in the backyard.

00:53:49.849 --> 00:53:54.130
So, because of viewers like you, I can eat farm

00:53:54.130 --> 00:53:57.090
fresh eggs and piss off my husband every day.

00:53:57.849 --> 00:54:01.860
Thank you. Carol's neighbor turned 100. Happy

00:54:01.860 --> 00:54:05.400
birthday, Oeda Cyrus. 100 years. Imagine being

00:54:05.400 --> 00:54:09.760
born in 1926. My goodness. Charlotte's from Northwest

00:54:09.760 --> 00:54:11.480
Tennessee, but was born and raised in Ashland,

00:54:11.539 --> 00:54:13.119
Kentucky. Don't say that too loud. Columbia,

00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:17.340
Mississippi. Good to see you. Carolyn, we'd be

00:54:17.340 --> 00:54:19.239
glad to. We're going to pray for Ethan Owen.

00:54:19.460 --> 00:54:20.980
We're going to do that right now. Lord, please

00:54:20.980 --> 00:54:23.219
be with our friend Ethan Owen as you put your

00:54:23.219 --> 00:54:25.769
healing hand on him in this tragedy. Lord, just

00:54:25.769 --> 00:54:27.789
bring the people of the porch together to hear

00:54:27.789 --> 00:54:29.650
our cry. Lord, you said we're two or more gathered

00:54:29.650 --> 00:54:32.170
there, so shall you be. And we're asking for

00:54:32.170 --> 00:54:35.550
healing and for comfort for Ethan and to put

00:54:35.550 --> 00:54:38.849
your hand upon him and his family. And just,

00:54:38.949 --> 00:54:40.889
Lord, you take care of him. We know that you

00:54:40.889 --> 00:54:42.329
know the need and we know that you've got this

00:54:42.329 --> 00:54:45.309
under control. And, Lord, we trust your ultimate

00:54:45.309 --> 00:54:49.269
plan. Just put your hand on that family, Lord.

00:54:49.409 --> 00:54:51.650
In Jesus' name I pray. All right, if I'm going

00:54:51.650 --> 00:54:52.469
to pray for somebody, I'm going to do it right

00:54:52.469 --> 00:54:55.789
then or else I forget. Caroline's House is for

00:54:55.789 --> 00:54:57.710
sale in Pensacola, Florida. Send us the info.

00:54:57.949 --> 00:54:59.969
Hell, somebody might want it. Garfield, Georgia.

00:55:00.070 --> 00:55:03.809
Welcome back. Kentucky Landis here. Savannah.

00:55:04.210 --> 00:55:08.070
I just wrote a book. Sarah just read a book called

00:55:08.070 --> 00:55:11.289
The Savannah Purchase by Jane Aiken Hodges, which

00:55:11.289 --> 00:55:14.010
is a turn -of -the -century novel about Savannah.

00:55:14.110 --> 00:55:16.110
But you talk about cool. I love literature about

00:55:16.110 --> 00:55:17.610
Savannah. I've never been there. I read Midnight

00:55:17.610 --> 00:55:18.949
in the Garden of Good and Evil four times, and

00:55:18.949 --> 00:55:21.030
I just read The Savannah Purchase. Can I come?

00:55:21.190 --> 00:55:24.530
Will you give me a show? West Monroe, Louisiana.

00:55:24.730 --> 00:55:26.030
Dana, better late than pregnant. We're glad that

00:55:26.030 --> 00:55:28.090
you're here. Hello, Louise. Welcome from Georgia.

00:55:28.309 --> 00:55:30.869
I got Montana. Thank you so much, Amanda. Did

00:55:30.869 --> 00:55:34.809
I see D .C.? No, I did not. Somebody tuning in

00:55:34.809 --> 00:55:36.250
from the nation's capital, and I didn't even

00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:40.150
get to color it in. Uh, I have to color a different

00:55:40.150 --> 00:55:43.449
color. This is a little bitty blue dot right

00:55:43.449 --> 00:55:45.190
there beside Maryland. Okay, found it. Got it.

00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:48.969
Good. Check out Boots in the Bend, and we can

00:55:48.969 --> 00:55:52.329
hit a good wheel. Okay, Deb. I'm on it. Hello

00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:53.989
from Decatur, Texas. Good to see you, Tiffany.

00:55:54.090 --> 00:55:58.170
Welcome. I didn't have a jersey, Donna. Thank

00:55:58.170 --> 00:56:00.550
you so much. Now we do. Now we have a new jersey.

00:56:07.409 --> 00:56:11.170
We came back in Delaware. How's Leonard? Leonard's

00:56:11.170 --> 00:56:14.730
great. He's not liking all the new babies hollering

00:56:14.730 --> 00:56:16.050
at him all the time because he's just a hair

00:56:16.050 --> 00:56:17.409
bigger than they are, so I think he's getting

00:56:17.409 --> 00:56:21.739
a little threatened. But... Tennessee, hello,

00:56:21.860 --> 00:56:24.159
Krista. Greenup, Kentucky show. I'm telling you,

00:56:24.179 --> 00:56:27.099
Krista. Oh, Krista, thank you, by the way. Krista

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:29.219
sent me the cutest little things for my porch

00:56:29.219 --> 00:56:30.800
the other day. I got one that says, there's always

00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:32.619
time to sit on the porch, and I got a garden

00:56:32.619 --> 00:56:34.280
sign that says, into the garden I go to lose

00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:36.780
my mind and find myself. I appreciate those very

00:56:36.780 --> 00:56:38.139
much. I haven't had a chance to send you a thank

00:56:38.139 --> 00:56:40.480
you card yet, but in front of God and everybody

00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.639
here on the porch. Thank you. That was a really

00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:44.539
awesome thing to get the other day for fan mail,

00:56:44.619 --> 00:56:46.199
and I was having a really bad day, and you made

00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:48.300
it better, so thank you so, so much. And I'm

00:56:48.300 --> 00:56:49.699
glad that you're excited about the Green Up show,

00:56:49.780 --> 00:56:52.579
because I'm really excited about it, too. Michigan!

00:56:52.659 --> 00:56:55.320
Hello, Dorothy. Bill's here late from Ohio. Well,

00:56:55.340 --> 00:56:58.739
barely to Nugley. Middle Tennessee is here. South

00:56:58.739 --> 00:57:02.000
Mississippi is here. From my little river town

00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:04.599
in Dayton, Kentucky. Hello, hello, Sharon. Glad

00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:10.909
to have you. Port Sanilac, Michigan. Hello. Petty

00:57:10.909 --> 00:57:12.289
Beth doesn't have a porch on the boat, but you

00:57:12.289 --> 00:57:18.030
got a deck, right? Wherever you can go and enjoy

00:57:18.030 --> 00:57:20.869
a little fresh air, it's fine with us. Even if

00:57:20.869 --> 00:57:22.789
you have to crack a window and spray yourself

00:57:22.789 --> 00:57:26.250
down with Lysol, we don't judge. We do a little

00:57:26.250 --> 00:57:30.730
bit, but not a lot, you know. Thank you for praying

00:57:30.730 --> 00:57:38.570
for Ethan. Y 'all are awesome. Thank you all

00:57:38.570 --> 00:57:42.150
for... For being part of it. Amanda's husband

00:57:42.150 --> 00:57:43.789
is finally home from the hospital after two and

00:57:43.789 --> 00:57:45.449
a half weeks from heart failure. My goodness.

00:57:46.429 --> 00:57:48.969
So happy that he's home and on the mend. Praise

00:57:48.969 --> 00:57:53.289
God. We love praise reports as well. Sykes, Louisiana.

00:57:53.349 --> 00:57:58.210
Hello, Margaret. Okay, if anybody's looking for

00:57:58.210 --> 00:58:01.630
a house in Pensacola, 8113 Monticello Drive in

00:58:01.630 --> 00:58:03.630
Pensacola, Florida is priced to sell at $225

00:58:03.630 --> 00:58:06.050
,000. How many beds and baths you got, Carolyn?

00:58:06.150 --> 00:58:07.849
Are you sitting on any acreage? Because I know

00:58:07.849 --> 00:58:10.699
they're going to ask. Sharon's in Alexandria.

00:58:11.219 --> 00:58:13.019
I want to come back. I haven't been to Alexandria

00:58:13.019 --> 00:58:17.960
in so long. Oh, I love it. I love traveling through

00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:19.480
there. I love the history. I love going and seeing

00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:21.880
everything. So, get me a gig, Sharon. Hello.

00:58:23.019 --> 00:58:24.800
Clover, South Cackalackaloo. Good to see you.

00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:26.340
Are you from California? Are you talking to me?

00:58:27.139 --> 00:58:31.960
No. I'm from Kentucky. I know that the accent

00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:35.480
probably gave it away. It would seem I am from

00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:41.099
Los Angeles. Los Angeles. But I'm from Kentucky.

00:58:41.920 --> 00:58:43.880
Checking in from South Texas. Lord, I bet it's

00:58:43.880 --> 00:58:45.880
hot down there. Do you remember the name of Blanco

00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:48.360
before it was Blanco? Was it West Virginia Glass

00:58:48.360 --> 00:58:49.780
or something? I don't remember. I don't know.

00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:51.980
I wasn't here then. I'm just learning about them.

00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:54.900
I've got some pieces. I've been to the factory

00:58:54.900 --> 00:58:58.260
a couple times, but I need to look that up. Southeastern

00:58:58.260 --> 00:59:00.099
Oklahoma. Hello, Debbie Lynn. Hello, Sue Ann

00:59:00.099 --> 00:59:01.800
in Pennsylvania. You need to meet me. She's also

00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:04.039
in Pennsylvania. David's in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

00:59:04.300 --> 00:59:08.000
Hello. Carolyn, thanks for saying. Carter, come

00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:09.599
say hi from Delaware. I love that, that y 'all

00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:13.679
call people in other states. Butler, Pennsylvania.

00:59:13.860 --> 00:59:16.739
Oh, wow. Haven't heard that name in a while.

00:59:16.820 --> 00:59:19.559
Looky here. Look, look, look. You see the problem

00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:22.239
with this map? We are not getting to this bunch.

00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:26.440
We are not getting to this bunch of people. There's

00:59:26.440 --> 00:59:29.820
this bunch of people out here in Colorado and

00:59:29.820 --> 00:59:32.920
Utah and Wyoming and Nevada and Idaho. They don't

00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:35.400
know about Sir Beth Terry. What are we doing?

00:59:35.980 --> 00:59:40.340
What are we doing? Oh, Carolina has three beds,

00:59:40.420 --> 00:59:42.659
two baths, and a third of an acre lot. Priced

00:59:42.659 --> 00:59:46.480
to sell $225 ,000. Get on in there and check

00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:50.199
it out. Oh, well, thanks, Anita. Debra, thank

00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:51.340
you for telling me about Boots and the Band.

00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:52.760
I thought that you were just making up some kind

00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:54.579
of cool club I wanted to be a part of. Hello

00:59:54.579 --> 00:59:57.000
from Minnesota. Do I come north? Yes. Find me

00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:58.639
a show. We will hit the road. We have a map and

00:59:58.639 --> 01:00:02.340
a car to get us there. Thanks, Sharon. Oh, and

01:00:02.340 --> 01:00:05.420
my husband just put the link to my... Tour dates.

01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:11.360
So, there it is. New Brunswick, Canada. Get to

01:00:11.360 --> 01:00:14.519
pick Canada on here. Oh, Canada. Can I just say

01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:16.320
something about y 'all? And I mean it with all

01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.440
the love in my heart. Them all -dressed potato

01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:21.480
chips are for real. They are for real. They're

01:00:21.480 --> 01:00:23.300
my favorites. And I tell you what else I like.

01:00:23.420 --> 01:00:26.380
That poutine stuff. Why did no one tell us that

01:00:26.380 --> 01:00:30.420
that was an option to have french fries and egg

01:00:30.420 --> 01:00:35.900
and gravy at the same time? Y 'all been hiding

01:00:35.900 --> 01:00:39.099
shit from us up there in Canada. Y 'all need

01:00:39.099 --> 01:00:41.139
to start telling some secrets. I know that we

01:00:41.139 --> 01:00:42.739
took Shania Twain and Ryan Reynolds from you,

01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:44.420
but you should forgive us for that because we've

01:00:44.420 --> 01:00:46.219
taken up curling and we really like your target

01:00:46.219 --> 01:00:48.559
chicks. I'm just saying. We're glad to have you,

01:00:48.639 --> 01:00:58.690
Eric. Melissa, where do you live? And you should

01:00:58.690 --> 01:01:00.869
copy that exact comment and send it to your state

01:01:00.869 --> 01:01:02.929
legislature or send it to your representative

01:01:02.929 --> 01:01:04.989
so that way that they know that there's people

01:01:04.989 --> 01:01:06.650
in their state that need it for things other

01:01:06.650 --> 01:01:08.389
than eating Cheetos and watching adults swim.

01:01:08.849 --> 01:01:10.849
And we're not all dodging the draft because it's

01:01:10.849 --> 01:01:13.570
50 years past Vietnam. All right. Oh, well, hello,

01:01:13.610 --> 01:01:17.349
Anita. I know my mat needs to go further north.

01:01:17.530 --> 01:01:21.030
I need a world map. You're up here in the smile.

01:01:21.309 --> 01:01:28.539
Here's it there. Canada. America's top hat. Hello,

01:01:28.539 --> 01:01:30.460
Pennsylvania friends. Hello, Indiana, Nebraska,

01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.699
Rock Castle, Kentucky. Cynthia's like, I'm trying

01:01:34.699 --> 01:01:36.960
to get my friends from Colorado. Oh, and Billy

01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:38.360
is too. Like, if you're in Colorado, get the

01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:44.960
hell on the porch. Girl, you have to travel to

01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:47.000
the USA to get Humpty Dumpty Audrey's chips.

01:01:47.780 --> 01:01:51.739
They're the best. Are they not? They're the best.

01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:53.980
I love those. If you've not tried Lay's Audrey's

01:01:53.980 --> 01:01:55.599
potato chips, get them. They're my favorite.

01:01:56.629 --> 01:01:59.889
Hello from New Mexico. Mayor Robert. Are you

01:01:59.889 --> 01:02:03.670
the mayor of someplace in New Mexico? Can I get

01:02:03.670 --> 01:02:06.849
a key to the city? Can I be in the parade? Can

01:02:06.849 --> 01:02:08.809
I be a grand marshal of somebody's parade? Just

01:02:08.809 --> 01:02:10.530
one time. Just one time to be like in the grand

01:02:10.530 --> 01:02:15.550
marshal of the, you know, footstool New Mexico

01:02:15.550 --> 01:02:19.530
parade is. Country singers. Oh, I could throw

01:02:19.530 --> 01:02:21.250
candy at children. It'd be great. Okay. Hello

01:02:21.250 --> 01:02:24.230
from northern Minnesota. Your aunt was watching

01:02:24.230 --> 01:02:28.409
from Oklahoma. Tell her I said thanks, Amy. I

01:02:28.409 --> 01:02:32.449
love it. There is Louisiana on my map. There

01:02:32.449 --> 01:02:35.409
it is. Lisa was the first one to pop in. And

01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:37.449
then Katrina. So, you got friends in Louisiana.

01:02:38.070 --> 01:02:43.630
Say hello. Van Leer. Susie, I will be in Van

01:02:43.630 --> 01:02:45.929
Leer. Well, I'll be in Inez, which is not too

01:02:45.929 --> 01:02:48.309
far from Van Leer. So come and see us on August

01:02:48.309 --> 01:02:56.010
1st. Oh, Rita, can you use some prayers? I was

01:02:56.010 --> 01:03:02.230
diagnosed with mediastinum. My goodness. Alright,

01:03:02.409 --> 01:03:04.570
well. Alright, Porch, you know what we say. We

01:03:04.570 --> 01:03:05.610
get a prayer request, we're going to do it right

01:03:05.610 --> 01:03:08.269
then. Lord, we come to you again here on the

01:03:08.269 --> 01:03:10.170
Porch of Sigmund to lift up our friend, Rita.

01:03:11.289 --> 01:03:13.170
We know that she's worried about her new diagnosis.

01:03:13.250 --> 01:03:14.969
Lord, we know that you have your hand on her.

01:03:15.070 --> 01:03:17.300
We know that you've got... all the plan in the

01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:19.260
world for her lord and that you have a divine

01:03:19.260 --> 01:03:23.840
mission that we don't yet see lord just give

01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:26.739
her comfort give her healing give her peace give

01:03:26.739 --> 01:03:28.619
her the the comfort of the porch the comfort

01:03:28.619 --> 01:03:30.519
of your love and and let her know that she is

01:03:30.519 --> 01:03:32.820
surrounded by by people that are lifting her

01:03:32.820 --> 01:03:36.639
up lord that are taking care of our own that

01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:39.639
are reaching out and loving each other Lord,

01:03:39.659 --> 01:03:41.940
just show us how to light the way for other people

01:03:41.940 --> 01:03:44.099
and bless our friend Rita and just put your healing

01:03:44.099 --> 01:03:46.219
hand on her. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen. All

01:03:46.219 --> 01:03:49.000
right, moving on. Rita, we always pray when we

01:03:49.000 --> 01:03:51.260
say we're going to. Hello from Edmondson County.

01:03:51.420 --> 01:03:55.719
Hello, Stacey. Good to see you. You're temporarily

01:03:55.719 --> 01:03:59.440
in Georgia but from Arizona. Well, if you're

01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:07.400
temporarily in Georgia... I need you to go down

01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:08.940
to the speedway and I need you to ask for a guy

01:04:08.940 --> 01:04:13.460
named Buck. Tell him that you want a half a pound

01:04:13.460 --> 01:04:15.280
of a hamburger meat. He'll know what you mean.

01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:17.559
He'll know what you mean. Then you gotta meet

01:04:17.559 --> 01:04:21.760
him out back by the dumpster. Bring cash. I'm

01:04:21.760 --> 01:04:25.639
just kidding. That's a joke. Okay, I'm on the

01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:32.440
map. Come out and be a Grand Marshal in New Mexico.

01:04:32.809 --> 01:04:34.750
Please send me the information, Robert. I would

01:04:34.750 --> 01:04:37.050
love that. Let me do a concert in New Mexico.

01:04:39.289 --> 01:04:46.309
That'd be so fun. Alabama. No, this isn't the

01:04:46.309 --> 01:04:48.030
replay. You're right here in the middle of it,

01:04:48.070 --> 01:04:51.989
Melissa. Good to see you. Have I compared the

01:04:51.989 --> 01:04:53.789
other maps to tonight's map? Yeah, we keep filling

01:04:53.789 --> 01:04:56.610
up. The northeast and the west is not doing too

01:04:56.610 --> 01:04:58.929
hot with SBT, but I think that's because of my

01:04:58.929 --> 01:05:04.650
accent. So, this is where we are on the map.

01:05:04.889 --> 01:05:09.650
If we know anybody in Alaska, Hawaii, Colorado,

01:05:10.250 --> 01:05:17.730
Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, Idaho, Maine, Vermont,

01:05:18.170 --> 01:05:26.690
New Hampshire, or Delaware. Glory, I'll look

01:05:26.690 --> 01:05:31.800
forward to that message. So, The porch is very

01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:41.280
big. Screenshot. Screenshot. Screenshot and flip

01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:43.059
it. Do we know anybody in the states that we

01:05:43.059 --> 01:05:47.039
haven't colored in? Do you know anybody in those

01:05:47.039 --> 01:05:50.320
states? Bring them to the porch. Look at that,

01:05:50.340 --> 01:05:52.340
babe. That's like the most we filled in ever.

01:05:53.159 --> 01:05:55.260
We have decided that we need to go tour in this

01:05:55.260 --> 01:05:56.940
area because they don't know what's out there.

01:05:58.569 --> 01:06:00.610
Maybe if I could plant a flag on Devil's Tower.

01:06:06.789 --> 01:06:10.630
Connecticut! Shut up. So excited. Got you. Got

01:06:10.630 --> 01:06:15.670
you. Connecticut. Connecticut. Got you. Maine!

01:06:16.210 --> 01:06:19.489
We got a Maine. See? I was gonna put the map

01:06:19.489 --> 01:06:20.829
away and pick up the guitar, but then y 'all

01:06:20.829 --> 01:06:24.349
were like, wait! There's more. It's like Billy

01:06:24.349 --> 01:06:30.300
Mays. But wait a minute! I hear Bill. Bill's

01:06:30.300 --> 01:06:33.239
like, color in Maine. Color in Maine. I got you.

01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:37.699
I got you. Crown does sound like crown. It is

01:06:37.699 --> 01:06:39.820
a very Mormon area out west. They might not like

01:06:39.820 --> 01:06:42.000
me out there. Then again, they might. I don't

01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:48.260
know. See? Now New England's catching up. Chris

01:06:48.260 --> 01:06:50.039
is currently in Utah. Well, what took you so

01:06:50.039 --> 01:06:53.219
long to say something, Chris? Lord. Here we've

01:06:53.219 --> 01:06:54.960
been fessing about Utah. There was somebody here

01:06:54.960 --> 01:07:01.000
that... Just give me grief. And the cheese stands

01:07:01.000 --> 01:07:06.260
alone for Utah all by itself. New Mexico is recreational.

01:07:06.739 --> 01:07:10.199
You ask me to be a grand marshal of a parade

01:07:10.199 --> 01:07:11.800
and get me a show and you tell me there's weed?

01:07:11.960 --> 01:07:14.099
I'm on the way. I know how to get to New Mexico.

01:07:14.460 --> 01:07:18.500
You just get on 40. Just keep going. Until it

01:07:18.500 --> 01:07:23.159
runs out. New Mexico. Oh my goodness. Two from

01:07:23.159 --> 01:07:25.000
Maine on here now and they're sending an invite

01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:27.840
to the Alaskan Avenger. Are you telling me that

01:07:27.840 --> 01:07:29.400
we might have somebody that's not in the continental

01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:31.280
United States right now? That would be really

01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:33.300
awesome. Rita sharing with her friends in Nevada.

01:07:35.079 --> 01:07:38.380
Nevada, Nevada. I say Nevada. You say Nevada.

01:07:38.539 --> 01:07:41.239
I say Nevada. Let's call the whole thing off.

01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:46.820
Who's in Pikes Peak? Joyce. Hello from upstate

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New York. Oswego. Hello, Allison. Got some people

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here from the Adirondacks. Converse. Talk amongst

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thyselves. Bonnie's in Kansas. Hello. I love

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this. We are so close to filling out the map.

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See, the out west, we're going to have to go

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out there and we're going to have to Jehovah's

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Witness it a little bit. We're going to have

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to go door to door and meet people and be like,

01:08:11.719 --> 01:08:13.679
do you have a minute or two to talk about Sarah

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Beth's music? Have you heard the good news about

01:08:16.140 --> 01:08:17.760
Sarah Beth's music? Can we leave you some literature

01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:21.539
about Sarah Beth's music? Just saying, they're

01:08:21.539 --> 01:08:23.699
doing it door to door at a time. Them little

01:08:23.699 --> 01:08:26.420
Mormons got bicycles. They're mobile. What if

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we just gave them a stack full of Cigarette Mom

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stickers and be like, while you're out? Just

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saying. It could work. The West has amazing weed.

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Well, that's what they keep saying. But the East

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is doing alright, too. Thank you, by the way,

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to the person that has not revealed themselves.

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My goodness. That sent me a big bottle of Willie's

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Reserve. Willie's Reserve? We got it in the mail.

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And it was incredible. So thank you. There you

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go. Well, that's what I know from this side of

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the mountain this evening, friends. That's the

01:09:08.869 --> 01:09:10.390
updates. That's the weather. That's the Bible

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verse. And that's the new songs. We talked about

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everything we could. We colored in the map. And

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I told you about the new shows that are coming

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up this weekend. Friday at Hurricane at Emma

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Ray Steakhouse. That show starts at 6 o 'clock.

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And then Saturday night, we are in Huntington,

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West Virginia at Bobby G's there in the Central

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City area. And that show starts at 8. So, if

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you haven't RSVP'd or got your tickets yet, then

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go ahead and get online and get that taken care

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of. We're also going to be in Camden, Kentucky

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the 25th, which is not this weekend, but next

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weekend. And then we're going to be in Inez,

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Kentucky for the Appalachian Artist Festival

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on the 1st. We're going to be in Camden, Tennessee

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on August the 8th with Erica Nicole opening.

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We're going to be back in Van Leer for a private

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party on the 15th. We're going to be in South

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Fire, North Carolina on the 22nd day of August.

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And then that's all I have until, I think, the

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first weekend of October. So, if you want us,

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call us. We'll come to you. You're seeing about

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what we do. I sit, find me a place to play, smoke,

01:09:59.189 --> 01:10:02.649
and sleep. I'm there. So, all right, friends,

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keep your Bibles up and your powder dry and your

01:10:03.949 --> 01:10:05.250
head on a swivel because people are acting crazy

01:10:05.250 --> 01:10:07.029
this day and age. Be nice to old people's animals

01:10:07.029 --> 01:10:10.130
and children. And if you can't love your neighbor,

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please give it to God because he loves you and

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I do too. And I will see you tomorrow here on

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the porch on another episode of Cigarette Mom.

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And in the meantime, until then, remember, I'm

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Sarah Beth Terry and you're not. Good night.