WEBVTT 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:15.339 Hi, I'm Travis. I'm Emma. And this is Bestie 00:00:15.339 --> 00:00:19.359 Approved. This is weird because we're not together 00:00:19.359 --> 00:00:24.179 today, like in real life. We're not. We're filming 00:00:24.179 --> 00:00:27.539 remotely so that we can have guests eventually. 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.620 Yeah, it's a little practice for us, but it's 00:00:30.620 --> 00:00:36.840 okay. What's the last song you listened to? I'm 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:40.700 laughing because I know who it was. Let's Go 00:00:40.700 --> 00:00:44.799 by Juicy J and Wiz Khalifa. Okay, sure. Can I 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:47.840 just say Juicy J is a musician and an icon. Like, 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:52.560 he's actually so talented. Do you remember the 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:55.619 remakes of Die Young that he did with Kesha? 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:01.219 Yes. I think about that every day. He's produced 00:01:01.219 --> 00:01:04.620 music for everyone. He's an artist, and I don't 00:01:04.620 --> 00:01:06.760 think he gets the appreciation he deserves. He 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:08.219 doesn't. What's the last song you listened to? 00:01:10.480 --> 00:01:14.959 Walk Me Home by Pink. I actually really love 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:18.980 that song. Do you want to know what... What's 00:01:18.980 --> 00:01:21.000 your thing about Pink? I don't know. What's your 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:23.780 thing about Pink? Like, I want to love her so 00:01:23.780 --> 00:01:28.340 bad, but I just don't. I don't know why. Have 00:01:28.340 --> 00:01:33.840 you ever seen... I think it's Trixie Mattel and... 00:01:35.810 --> 00:01:38.090 Oh, God. Who's the one that hated Bob the Drag 00:01:38.090 --> 00:01:42.049 Queen on her season? I don't remember. It doesn't 00:01:42.049 --> 00:01:45.049 remember. It tricks you into telling, how do 00:01:45.049 --> 00:01:48.390 you feel about Pink? Now, maybe it's Bob the 00:01:48.390 --> 00:01:50.489 Drag Queen asking. I don't remember. But the 00:01:50.489 --> 00:01:54.170 Drag Queen's like, hate Pink. Hate her. And then 00:01:54.170 --> 00:02:09.419 Pink shows up on the screen. I could be completely 00:02:09.419 --> 00:02:11.400 misremembering it, but I feel like they brought 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:13.939 her out. I don't remember. It does not matter. 00:02:14.020 --> 00:02:16.479 It's been a weird, weird week. I think she's 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:20.800 very talented, and she flies, and that's beautiful. 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:26.419 And I, again, wish I loved her, but I just don't. 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:31.800 I do love Pink. I think I love her. I love Pink. 00:02:34.490 --> 00:02:36.969 Pregnancy update is really fast this week. Please 00:02:36.969 --> 00:02:43.090 go for it. I'm tired and miserable and fat. That's 00:02:43.090 --> 00:02:45.909 okay. How big is little August? Like what size 00:02:45.909 --> 00:02:50.870 is he? So if he were going according to the regular 00:02:50.870 --> 00:02:55.289 growth chart, he would be as big as a spaghetti 00:02:55.289 --> 00:03:01.009 squash, which is approximately 14 inches and 00:03:01.009 --> 00:03:04.990 two pounds. But if he's still two weeks ahead, 00:03:05.289 --> 00:03:09.289 he's as big as a head of lettuce, which is 15 00:03:09.289 --> 00:03:14.330 inches and two and a quarter pounds. Allegedly. 00:03:14.530 --> 00:03:19.469 Sure. Whatever they say. When are you due? Like, 00:03:19.469 --> 00:03:24.409 what's the date? Due December 10th. I'm hoping 00:03:24.409 --> 00:03:28.229 for more, like, Thanksgiving time, though. Okay. 00:03:28.969 --> 00:03:32.750 Thanksgiving is, like... two weeks almost exactly 00:03:32.750 --> 00:03:37.569 before my due date and i have an appointment 00:03:37.569 --> 00:03:41.509 with my ob the day before thanksgiving and i'm 00:03:41.509 --> 00:03:46.789 just hoping that's the one where she's like let's 00:03:46.789 --> 00:03:51.590 get it out here yeah are you like i i mean we 00:03:51.590 --> 00:03:53.590 talked this morning i i still can't get over 00:03:53.590 --> 00:03:56.750 the fact that like they can detect like how much 00:03:56.750 --> 00:04:01.430 of the like blood is is not yours i like that's 00:04:01.430 --> 00:04:05.810 wild to me yeah like the labs you get when you 00:04:05.810 --> 00:04:07.990 first like the first time you get your blood 00:04:07.990 --> 00:04:10.009 drawn when you're pregnant i was only 10 weeks 00:04:10.009 --> 00:04:14.569 and yeah like one of the results is like what 00:04:14.569 --> 00:04:17.230 percentage of that blood sample was the baby's 00:04:17.230 --> 00:04:20.089 blood and then they can test the baby's blood 00:04:20.089 --> 00:04:23.750 for like all of the genetic things that you test 00:04:23.750 --> 00:04:31.050 for including their sex like It's crazy. The 00:04:31.050 --> 00:04:35.250 way that like, I don't know how, what, 60 years 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:37.850 ago we were like prescribing people cocaine for 00:04:37.850 --> 00:04:42.089 like medical treatments. And now it's like, oh, 00:04:42.189 --> 00:04:46.250 look at everything we can do. It's insane. And 00:04:46.250 --> 00:04:49.709 it feels very much as a pregnant woman. It feels 00:04:49.709 --> 00:04:52.110 very much like, I don't know. I just work here. 00:04:54.069 --> 00:04:59.100 Like. Like you're the one saying, I don't know, 00:04:59.139 --> 00:05:00.560 I just work here or like that's how you're experiencing 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.220 it? Yeah, like I just work here. I don't know 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:06.339 how anything works. How can you? That's above 00:05:06.339 --> 00:05:12.879 me. That's a doctor's job. Have you seen the 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:17.779 dude robe? I looked at it briefly because it 00:05:17.779 --> 00:05:21.939 was in our notes. I don't understand it. So this 00:05:21.939 --> 00:05:27.800 is an ongoing thing where... masculinity is so 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:30.800 fragile that we have to put dude and like like 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:32.860 dude wipes you can't just use like a wet wipe 00:05:32.860 --> 00:05:34.879 on your asshole you have to use a dude wipe you 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:36.819 can't just wear a normal robe you have to wear 00:05:36.819 --> 00:05:40.220 a dude robe and it has to be manly and like i 00:05:40.220 --> 00:05:43.199 don't like what's innovative about it though 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.959 it just has like sweat shirt like hoodie strings 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:51.079 yes like the whole the whole thing is and it's 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:55.459 like i I saw an ad pop up on my Instagram and 00:05:55.459 --> 00:05:57.459 I was like, this is satire. There's no way this 00:05:57.459 --> 00:06:01.540 is a real thing. It's a rope. It is a rope. Yeah. 00:06:01.660 --> 00:06:10.540 And it's $120. Yes. It is wild. And then I saw 00:06:10.540 --> 00:06:14.939 the CEO talking to someone about it. He's like... 00:06:15.290 --> 00:06:17.550 Yeah, I saw my wife wearing a robe, and I was 00:06:17.550 --> 00:06:19.670 never a robe guy, but I really wanted to be a 00:06:19.670 --> 00:06:23.250 robe guy. So I decided, how can I make this better? 00:06:23.290 --> 00:06:26.610 And how can I, like, manify it, basically? And 00:06:26.610 --> 00:06:30.750 he put... Men have been wearing robes for literally 00:06:30.750 --> 00:06:35.250 centuries. I don't understand it. I don't get 00:06:35.250 --> 00:06:38.949 it, but it's the most insane thing. They're $118, 00:06:39.209 --> 00:06:42.670 but this guy, like... He was so all in on it. 00:06:42.670 --> 00:06:45.189 He went on Shark Tank to pitch this to the Sharks, 00:06:45.230 --> 00:06:49.610 asked for $150 ,000 for an 18 % stake in the 00:06:49.610 --> 00:06:53.589 company. Thank God they all said no. I hope they 00:06:53.589 --> 00:06:58.629 left him off of that stage. I couldn't find the 00:06:58.629 --> 00:07:00.850 episode of Shark Tank that it said he was on, 00:07:00.930 --> 00:07:04.410 so I have a feeling it did not go well. It might 00:07:04.410 --> 00:07:06.910 not have even aired. He might have just aired 00:07:06.910 --> 00:07:09.899 himself out saying he went on Shark Tank. No, 00:07:09.899 --> 00:07:12.680 like, there's a verifiable thing where, like, 00:07:12.779 --> 00:07:17.259 the Shark Tank, like, archive has, like, a record 00:07:17.259 --> 00:07:24.259 of him being there. They didn't air his. And 00:07:24.259 --> 00:07:27.399 that weren't quite that. Yeah, but, okay, so. 00:07:28.100 --> 00:07:33.120 That is actually insane. I got Kenny a robe for, 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:36.100 like, his birthday or Christmas, like, three 00:07:36.100 --> 00:07:40.240 years ago. They make like UGG makes robes that 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:44.779 are like very unisex. A robe is not a gendered 00:07:44.779 --> 00:07:52.079 thing. No. It's crazy. But I think the thing 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:54.939 that bothers me more is that he is like charging 00:07:54.939 --> 00:07:58.660 $120 for it. I went to Alibaba. I found the supplier 00:07:58.660 --> 00:08:03.899 of the robe. They're $19 .88 from Alibaba. Ugh. 00:08:05.299 --> 00:08:07.899 Like, this man is out here, like, really just 00:08:07.899 --> 00:08:11.360 trying it in this economy. The price is, like, 00:08:11.500 --> 00:08:15.579 whatever. Because I love a good robe. And, like, 00:08:15.660 --> 00:08:20.459 Kenny and I kind of share one that's UGG. And 00:08:20.459 --> 00:08:24.759 I'm sure that was an exorbitant expense. But 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:28.339 I wear a robe all the time. So, like, I don't 00:08:28.339 --> 00:08:34.179 care. But it's, like, why? I just can't get over 00:08:34.179 --> 00:08:38.360 gendering a robe. I want to wear a robe. I want 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:40.539 to feel manly. Someone should have just introduced 00:08:40.539 --> 00:08:44.220 him to Japanese culture in general, and he would 00:08:44.220 --> 00:08:48.840 have been okay. Just go. This whole thing of 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:50.879 needing it to be masculine, needing it to be 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:53.159 manly, I'm like, who's it for? Because it's not 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:57.559 for anyone else but you. Right. And it's been 00:08:57.559 --> 00:09:00.539 manly. Look at fucking samurais. Oh, my God. 00:09:01.070 --> 00:09:03.870 What are you talking about? You could wear a 00:09:03.870 --> 00:09:07.450 silk robe and still be a man. Yeah, it's okay. 00:09:08.590 --> 00:09:12.889 It's only an inch and a half long anyway. Yeah. 00:09:13.350 --> 00:09:18.509 I love that for him. Have you ever used natural 00:09:18.509 --> 00:09:22.840 deodorant? I tried, okay? I tried the natural 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:24.820 deodorant thing. I just can't do it. I refuse 00:09:24.820 --> 00:09:28.860 to stink. Give me the aluminum. I'll put tinfoil 00:09:28.860 --> 00:09:35.840 in my armpits if I have to. I don't. So I didn't 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:41.600 know that I was buying deodorant. I was at Meijer. 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:46.080 I saw this like bottle of, it looked like lotion. 00:09:47.870 --> 00:09:49.509 I was like, oh, this is great. And then when 00:09:49.509 --> 00:09:51.009 I was putting it on, I was like, this is like 00:09:51.009 --> 00:09:53.769 not the consistency of lotion. And I look at 00:09:53.769 --> 00:09:58.289 it and it's like total body deodorant. I love 00:09:58.289 --> 00:10:04.129 a body deodorant because like under my boobs 00:10:04.129 --> 00:10:08.149 right now, under my belly or like in the thigh 00:10:08.149 --> 00:10:15.309 crease area. Beautiful. Love her. Okay. I mean. 00:10:15.740 --> 00:10:18.600 I don't think I smell bad, but it's natural deodorant. 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:21.440 I like it. And I just like, I did not know what 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:24.120 I was buying. And I'm like, now I feel like I'm 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:25.820 like a barefoot hippie because I'm wearing natural 00:10:25.820 --> 00:10:28.820 deodorant. Are you wearing natural deodorant 00:10:28.820 --> 00:10:32.639 in your armpits? Well, I didn't realize that. 00:10:32.659 --> 00:10:35.179 So I was like, I put it on my armpits. Like I 00:10:35.179 --> 00:10:38.200 like put it and I just like rub it on or whatever. 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:43.320 Yeah. And it, I mean. Kenny uses natural deodorant 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:47.320 and he's fine, but apparently Asian people, and 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:49.460 I know that that is literally billions and billions 00:10:49.460 --> 00:10:52.700 of people I'm generalizing here, but Asian people 00:10:52.700 --> 00:10:55.980 in general have like a gene that makes them not 00:10:55.980 --> 00:11:01.200 have bad BO. That is a thing like that, like 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.759 Italians don't have that. I can definitively 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:08.779 tell you that. No, but like, it's crazy. And 00:11:08.779 --> 00:11:11.620 when you think about it, Like, at least in my 00:11:11.620 --> 00:11:15.740 experiences with Asian people over the years, 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:19.580 yeah, they don't really have BO. I've never, 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:22.139 like... He can get over it with using natural 00:11:22.139 --> 00:11:26.480 deodorant, but, like, I mean, maybe, like, I 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:32.100 cannot... I cannot use it probably when I'm at 00:11:32.100 --> 00:11:34.200 the gym. That would be very hard, I feel like, 00:11:34.220 --> 00:11:35.960 for everyone around me, because that would be... 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:41.320 Oh, 100%. Like... On days where I'm just chilling, 00:11:41.419 --> 00:11:43.620 I could probably get away with not wearing deodorant 00:11:43.620 --> 00:11:47.080 at all. But if I'm going to sweat, I need all 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:51.980 the chemicals. Give me clinical strength. Give 00:11:51.980 --> 00:11:56.419 me everything. I didn't realize that's what they 00:11:56.419 --> 00:12:00.240 were putting in deodorant. But also, you know, 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:01.980 we put that shit in our bodies all the fucking 00:12:01.980 --> 00:12:05.039 time. It's like increases your risk of breast 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:08.120 cancer is the thing. Sure. Well, you know, so 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:13.190 does. everything else i what aren't we eating 00:12:13.190 --> 00:12:17.649 plastic and stuff i don't care yeah um speaking 00:12:17.649 --> 00:12:20.610 of eating plastic uh i'm pretty sure i swallowed 00:12:20.610 --> 00:12:22.389 a pair of quest or crust white strips the other 00:12:22.389 --> 00:12:28.950 night that's fine i put them on it and i didn't 00:12:28.950 --> 00:12:31.289 mean to fall asleep but i woke up and they weren't 00:12:31.289 --> 00:12:45.509 there anymore It's fine. It's been a weird week, 00:12:45.529 --> 00:12:48.830 man. I don't know. What else is going on? I think 00:12:48.830 --> 00:12:52.230 it'll be okay. It's going to be okay. I really 00:12:52.230 --> 00:13:00.649 do. Can you imagine? What? It just reminds me 00:13:00.649 --> 00:13:02.909 of when a dog gets into something they're not 00:13:02.909 --> 00:13:05.230 supposed to eat and it gets all twisted up in 00:13:05.230 --> 00:13:07.230 their stomachs and you have to go to the vet 00:13:07.230 --> 00:13:18.789 and get it out. I feel like I, this is so stupid. 00:13:19.090 --> 00:13:23.970 Um, my dad loves Boomer more than anything, my 00:13:23.970 --> 00:13:29.299 dog. And like he, um, He like will buy him those 00:13:29.299 --> 00:13:31.620 rope toys like and cuz boomer loves playing with 00:13:31.620 --> 00:13:33.720 the rope toys and I'm like Please don't buy those 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:35.559 for him because he does nothing but rip them 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:38.179 apart and like eat the rope and it's hell on 00:13:38.179 --> 00:13:40.279 earth Matt's like all we've been buying rope 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:43.360 toys for the dog since Since the beginning of 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:45.879 time whatever and I'm like, okay great and then 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:49.879 I Forced my dad like when I went to the big boomer 00:13:49.879 --> 00:13:52.200 up to come outside while boomer pooped and I 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:54.940 was like this is why He cannot have rope toys 00:13:54.940 --> 00:13:57.860 because I have to pull rope out of his butt Oh, 00:13:57.940 --> 00:14:00.720 my God. That's what I was going to complain about 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:06.659 today. Max, my beloved Pomeranian poodle mix. 00:14:06.759 --> 00:14:10.519 He really just looks like a poodle. Has butt 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:13.940 issues. Okay. You know, it's been stuck in my 00:14:13.940 --> 00:14:17.220 head. This is such a tangent. But have you seen 00:14:17.220 --> 00:14:19.279 this thing on TikTok where people are singing 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:23.480 to the beat of Chopped and Screwed? Like, whatever 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:25.240 they want to say, they're making up their own 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:27.639 lyrics to T -Pain's Chopped and Screwed. Okay. 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:32.179 Well, my dog's got butt issues, and that had 00:14:32.179 --> 00:14:35.600 been stuck in my head to the beat of Chopped 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:42.779 and Screwed. I don't even want to get into too 00:14:42.779 --> 00:14:47.259 much detail, but just know that yesterday, Kenny, 00:14:47.299 --> 00:14:51.559 who is very squeamish, and I, who am pregnant, 00:14:52.379 --> 00:14:58.620 had to sacrifice Kenny's huge trimmer to trim 00:14:58.620 --> 00:15:04.059 the dog's butt. No. Because it is $80 to take 00:15:04.059 --> 00:15:06.600 him to the vet, and I wasn't willing to make 00:15:06.600 --> 00:15:14.360 it through the evening with his situation. So 00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:18.940 we spent an hour before dinner yesterday shaving 00:15:18.940 --> 00:15:22.289 his butt. What did you have to shave his... Like, 00:15:22.289 --> 00:15:26.710 what was in it? Okay, so he's a poodle, so his 00:15:26.710 --> 00:15:30.909 hair grows long. Yeah. And he gets groomed every 00:15:30.909 --> 00:15:33.090 six weeks, which is fine for the rest of his 00:15:33.090 --> 00:15:35.149 body. His hair's not even long. Here, I'll show 00:15:35.149 --> 00:15:38.570 you, even though people can't see this. You can 00:15:38.570 --> 00:15:42.269 vouch. He's been much furrier than that. Right. 00:15:42.370 --> 00:15:46.549 But what happens is, if his butt hair gets too 00:15:46.549 --> 00:15:51.860 curly, and then he has... A less than solid poop. 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:57.299 It just gets like matted to his butt. And like 00:15:57.299 --> 00:16:00.940 the bottom of his tail. And eventually like he 00:16:00.940 --> 00:16:03.980 can't even poop. And it's just like poop butt 00:16:03.980 --> 00:16:08.019 everywhere all over the house. And yeah. So. 00:16:08.659 --> 00:16:11.299 I too understand the struggle of your butt hair 00:16:11.299 --> 00:16:14.179 growing faster than the rest of your hair. Yeah. 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:23.039 I just. Poor Max. And poor me. Poor you indeed, 00:16:23.179 --> 00:16:27.340 yes. Poor all of you. And I have really taken 00:16:27.340 --> 00:16:29.980 him to the vet and paid the $80 at least four 00:16:29.980 --> 00:16:33.340 times. And every single time they're like, you 00:16:33.340 --> 00:16:35.799 should really just buy some tremors and do it 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:38.919 yourself. And every time I've been like, that 00:16:38.919 --> 00:16:42.490 is my worst nightmare. That's actually my worst 00:16:42.490 --> 00:16:45.350 nightmare and I would rather die. So we're going 00:16:45.350 --> 00:16:49.850 to increase his grooming frequency to be one 00:16:49.850 --> 00:16:54.330 instead of every six weeks. He doesn't get it 00:16:54.330 --> 00:17:02.250 all the time, but I just... What would you like 00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:10.859 to complain about today? Burger King. So... Oh, 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:13.779 Burger King. I love Burger King. The thing that 00:17:13.779 --> 00:17:19.059 I hate is when you go to Burger King or literally 00:17:19.059 --> 00:17:22.759 any fast food place and they act like the, if 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:26.960 they give you a sauce, if they don't charge you 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:28.920 for it, it will come out as a line item on their 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:32.859 very own paycheck. And I'm happy to pay the 50 00:17:32.859 --> 00:17:34.900 cents or whatever it costs for like ranch and 00:17:34.900 --> 00:17:37.930 honey mustard. I'm happy to pay it. The thing 00:17:37.930 --> 00:17:39.730 that bothers me, though, is that like when I 00:17:39.730 --> 00:17:42.450 pay it, I see it on the receipt and it's not 00:17:42.450 --> 00:17:45.369 in the bag. And I'm already on 465 driving to 00:17:45.369 --> 00:17:47.529 wherever else I'm going and I can't turn around. 00:17:47.750 --> 00:17:50.069 And so I have to eat my chicken fries without 00:17:50.069 --> 00:17:54.609 honey mustard. And it's like the joy has left 00:17:54.609 --> 00:17:58.170 the earth. Yeah. And I don't know what to do 00:17:58.170 --> 00:18:01.750 with it. Because that's happened to me three 00:18:01.750 --> 00:18:04.829 or four times in the last two weeks. Oh, my God. 00:18:04.930 --> 00:18:08.440 Every time I get Taco Bell. I have to have sour 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:11.279 cream on top of my Mexican pizza or it just does 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:15.519 not hit the same. That makes sense. Every single 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:18.619 time I've gotten it in the past, I don't know, 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:22.200 four months, they have not put sour cream on 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:25.559 it. What are we doing? What are we doing, Taco 00:18:25.559 --> 00:18:28.500 Bell? It's an extra. I'm paying for that. And 00:18:28.500 --> 00:18:32.960 you're happy to pay for it. Literally, whatever 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:36.829 you need. Please put the sour cream on the pizza. 00:18:39.269 --> 00:18:42.809 Yeah. That's just where we're at. So I would 00:18:42.809 --> 00:18:45.690 ask Burger King, please get it together because 00:18:45.690 --> 00:18:47.309 I'm paying for the sauce. I'm happy to pay for 00:18:47.309 --> 00:18:48.829 that. I'll pay more for the sauce. I don't care 00:18:48.829 --> 00:18:52.609 because I would argue that the sauce is probably 00:18:52.609 --> 00:18:56.109 half of the experience. And there are some places 00:18:56.109 --> 00:19:00.690 that really understand sauce people. They take 00:19:00.690 --> 00:19:04.450 it very seriously. See Chick -fil -A, see Wingstop. 00:19:04.509 --> 00:19:08.690 They do not play about getting you your sauce. 00:19:08.910 --> 00:19:14.950 And I appreciate that. I really do. Are you ready 00:19:14.950 --> 00:19:19.009 for Reality Roundup? Yeah. Dear listener, today's 00:19:19.009 --> 00:19:22.529 going to be a shorter episode because it's been 00:19:22.529 --> 00:19:25.730 a wild week for both me and Emma. We'll get into 00:19:25.730 --> 00:19:32.809 it eventually. It's been a wild week. But I also 00:19:32.809 --> 00:19:38.009 woke up super late today, so it's just going 00:19:38.009 --> 00:19:40.150 to be a shorter day, and that's just going to 00:19:40.150 --> 00:19:42.829 have to be okay. And that's probably preferred 00:19:42.829 --> 00:19:44.750 for some people, you know what I mean? Honestly, 00:19:44.750 --> 00:19:50.210 probably. Nobody needs four hours. What did you 00:19:50.210 --> 00:19:52.849 say? I said nobody needs a four -hour episode 00:19:52.849 --> 00:19:59.740 anyway. No. No, they don't. Did you watch the 00:19:59.740 --> 00:20:02.539 trailer for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake 00:20:02.539 --> 00:20:05.700 City season six? Of course I did. Oh, my God. 00:20:06.839 --> 00:20:11.839 So Lisa Barlow in the trailer called Bronwyn. 00:20:13.180 --> 00:20:16.099 What did she call Bronwyn? I don't remember Bronwyn's 00:20:16.099 --> 00:20:18.519 last name, but she called Bronwyn a gout dick 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:28.359 sucker. And I. I just know that, like. everything 00:20:28.359 --> 00:20:32.240 will be okay. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:34.200 is back. And one thing I love about Miss Lisa 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:38.319 Barlow is she never misses an opportunity to 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:41.640 take it straight to hell. I've said this about 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:43.839 her before, but she just literally doesn't have 00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:46.299 a filter in her brain. Whatever she is thinking 00:20:46.299 --> 00:20:48.940 comes right on out. And that one was especially 00:20:48.940 --> 00:20:51.799 funny for me because you know who has gout? Kenny. 00:20:52.700 --> 00:20:56.450 Well, you... And Bronwyn, share partners that 00:20:56.450 --> 00:21:00.049 have gout. I just, like, what a funny thing to 00:21:00.049 --> 00:21:02.509 say. You gout dick sucker. So many people have 00:21:02.509 --> 00:21:07.250 gout. I don't know what to say. And I don't love 00:21:07.250 --> 00:21:10.170 that, like, she said that, but I do love that. 00:21:10.529 --> 00:21:12.869 I do love that that's coming. I'm so excited 00:21:12.869 --> 00:21:18.970 about that. Yeah. Oh, also, Karen Huber is now 00:21:18.970 --> 00:21:26.289 a free woman officially. Which is insane. Bravo 00:21:26.289 --> 00:21:30.990 cameras were, I guess, out at the Montgomery 00:21:30.990 --> 00:21:33.609 County Detention Center in Rockville, Maryland. 00:21:33.970 --> 00:21:36.849 She served six months for a DUI that she pled 00:21:36.849 --> 00:21:39.769 not guilty to and was found guilty of because 00:21:39.769 --> 00:21:43.910 there were cameras and body cam footage. And 00:21:43.910 --> 00:21:48.230 she also ran her car over a median and into a 00:21:48.230 --> 00:21:50.369 tree or a sign or something. And she said, I 00:21:50.369 --> 00:21:53.210 was obviously crying. I was crying because my 00:21:53.210 --> 00:21:56.079 mom died. Well, but that was the second story, 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:58.140 right? Because at first she was like, there was 00:21:58.140 --> 00:22:01.819 a deer. And then she was like, I was emotional. 00:22:02.099 --> 00:22:06.440 My parents just died. And then it was like this 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.799 whole thing. But then we got the body cam footage 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:13.140 and the footage of her like being interrogated. 00:22:13.180 --> 00:22:16.980 And it's like, you've never been that obliterated 00:22:16.980 --> 00:22:21.180 in your life, Karen, your long, long life. Oh, 00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:25.829 my God. That was good stuff. I haven't seen the 00:22:25.829 --> 00:22:27.549 footage of her coming out, though. Have you? 00:22:28.509 --> 00:22:30.930 I haven't seen anything. I saw pictures. I didn't 00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:33.789 see videos. I did see the video of her, like, 00:22:33.789 --> 00:22:35.990 driving away waving. And I was like, oh, she 00:22:35.990 --> 00:22:42.589 believes that she is vindicated. Yeah. But, like, 00:22:42.589 --> 00:22:44.490 how do you feel vindicated after you just got 00:22:44.490 --> 00:22:47.130 out of prison? It wasn't even, like, a cunty 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:50.690 sentence. Like, Martha Stewart had a cunty stint 00:22:50.690 --> 00:22:54.680 in prison. You didn't, Karen. This was all very 00:22:54.680 --> 00:23:01.279 ugly and sad. I have to be real. I don't think 00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:06.339 Karen lives in the same world that you and I 00:23:06.339 --> 00:23:11.420 live in. I don't think that she is present and 00:23:11.420 --> 00:23:16.460 of her higher self. I don't know. No, no, no. 00:23:16.500 --> 00:23:19.599 She doesn't because she doesn't understand that 00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:24.119 she could have killed someone. I don't think 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:27.559 she thinks she did anything wrong. Which is crazy. 00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:31.839 And, like, here's the God's honest truth. Like, 00:23:31.839 --> 00:23:34.759 D .U .S. happened. Like, that is awful and terrible. 00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:38.099 I do think if she had just come out and said, 00:23:38.180 --> 00:23:40.299 you guys, I fucked up. I fucked up bad. Like, 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.200 I was out partying, whatever. Like, I fucked 00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:44.960 up bad. Own it. Like, you didn't hurt anyone. 00:23:45.140 --> 00:23:47.880 Everything's okay. Jesus Christ, the way that 00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:50.059 she said, well, we have the right to appeal this. 00:23:51.320 --> 00:23:55.359 She dressed herself and Ray in all white and 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:58.400 had that little video sent to the reunion about 00:23:58.400 --> 00:24:04.680 how her truth will come out. Bitch, I saw the 00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:08.819 truth. I would rather she had pulled a Jen Shaw 00:24:08.819 --> 00:24:12.460 and called someone, gave them a fake name, and 00:24:12.460 --> 00:24:15.839 taken their credit card number than do this. 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:18.440 That's what I'm saying. Be like Martha Stewart 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:24.039 or Jen Shaw, where you're just kind of... You 00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:29.180 couldn't have killed anyone. Like, whatever. 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:32.839 I don't know. And at least own it like they both 00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:35.539 did. Be like, yeah, I just got out of prison. 00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:40.250 You know who else did this on Potomac? I guess 00:24:40.250 --> 00:24:42.910 Monique, where she wrecked her Bentley and she 00:24:42.910 --> 00:24:45.650 said, yeah, I'm just so tired. And, like, I guess 00:24:45.650 --> 00:24:47.809 Ashley said, like, at that lunch right before 00:24:47.809 --> 00:24:49.589 that, they'd had, like, seven wines. And I was 00:24:49.589 --> 00:24:51.690 just like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. 00:24:52.069 --> 00:24:56.250 But they just. Unfortunately, this is like a 00:24:56.250 --> 00:24:58.569 Real Housewives disease. They become, like, very 00:24:58.569 --> 00:25:03.539 self -important and they don't realize. How fucked 00:25:03.539 --> 00:25:07.240 up that is. It really is sad because you're talking 00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:10.119 to people with so many resources. Absolutely 00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:15.079 the resources to call an Uber. I bet you could 00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:17.579 call Andy Cohen himself and be like, Andy, I'm 00:25:17.579 --> 00:25:20.460 fucked up and I need a car. And Andy would have 00:25:20.460 --> 00:25:21.720 been like, well, I don't want to lose you on 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:25.480 the reunion. 100%. We're going to send you a 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:29.240 car. yeah to take you home like you have so many 00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:32.700 resources and you're deciding to do something 00:25:32.700 --> 00:25:37.559 so reckless and dangerous it's bad i i hate it 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:39.599 and like but i also i don't like karen i'm gonna 00:25:39.599 --> 00:25:41.599 be super real i don't like her on the show anymore 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:43.819 like she's got she's done the same way that um 00:25:43.819 --> 00:25:46.680 vicki gunvalson went for me where um theresa 00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:49.200 judice went for me where it's like they believe 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:52.119 that the show is them they're not on a show anymore 00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:55.519 it's their show And I stopped liking Karen after 00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:56.940 that because I was just like, oh, you're not, 00:25:56.980 --> 00:25:59.460 it's not fun anymore. I used to like Karen. Acting. 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:05.500 Yeah. Yeah. She never feels real. And I don't 00:26:05.500 --> 00:26:07.680 like this whole thing that she's done for a year. 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:11.980 The last like two or three years, seasons, where 00:26:11.980 --> 00:26:16.779 she's been like, I am neutral in all arguments. 00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:21.799 I don't like Karen. Blah, blah, blah. That, what? 00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:25.240 Ew. You're a Real Housewife. Have an opinion, 00:26:25.460 --> 00:26:31.500 girl. I don't know. Literally. And then today 00:26:31.500 --> 00:26:35.619 we're talking about season one, episode five 00:26:35.619 --> 00:26:39.039 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We 00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:48.059 are going to finish that lunch. My gala luncheon. 00:26:48.059 --> 00:26:55.450 Oh, yeah. And same thing I've ever heard in Salt 00:26:55.450 --> 00:27:03.230 Lake City, Utah. I think about this luncheon 00:27:03.230 --> 00:27:07.450 all the time where I'm just like, these people 00:27:07.450 --> 00:27:11.789 in Salt Lake City were just handed a gift with 00:27:11.789 --> 00:27:13.910 these women. And I don't think they knew what 00:27:13.910 --> 00:27:16.420 they were getting. But like, I know Valter. And 00:27:16.420 --> 00:27:18.980 really, really, I hope he appreciated it when 00:27:18.980 --> 00:27:21.079 he was still here. Because I know he's looking 00:27:21.079 --> 00:27:22.880 down from heaven looking at us talking about 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:29.619 this being like, I know I did that. But let's 00:27:29.619 --> 00:27:32.019 see. Let's see. Let's see. Okay, so Mary and 00:27:32.019 --> 00:27:33.640 Jen go back and forth for a little bit at the 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:37.140 right. what oh they go back and forth while the 00:27:37.140 --> 00:27:39.220 uh while vaulter is at the end of the table being 00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:41.740 very intense about garnishing a drink or something 00:27:41.740 --> 00:27:44.819 like i remember he was just like into like whatever 00:27:44.819 --> 00:27:46.440 he was doing and there was a lot of arm movement 00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:51.819 he's a mixologist baby you know he is a god among 00:27:51.819 --> 00:27:57.619 men um mary tells jen uh she can leave so jen 00:27:57.619 --> 00:27:59.460 storms off and then heather chases after jen 00:27:59.460 --> 00:28:02.759 to calm her down and then lisa does a pretty 00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:06.920 good job of I'm saying that's just, like, rinse 00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:09.500 and repeat of Whitney's party. I don't understand. 00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:13.819 This is an ongoing thing, and, like, I do... 00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:18.720 We get into it eventually, but, like, Heather 00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:21.660 does talk about, like, I was afraid of Jen. Like, 00:28:21.660 --> 00:28:24.559 and so it's a lot of that's coming out here. 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:31.880 Yeah. Mary tells Jen... Oh, wait, no, sorry. 00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:34.900 Lisa does a pretty good job of identifying how 00:28:34.900 --> 00:28:37.960 Mary's feeling after Jen's apology to Meredith 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.619 because Mary also wanted an apology and she felt 00:28:42.619 --> 00:28:46.859 invalidated and Lisa calls that out. And then 00:28:46.859 --> 00:28:49.960 the girls are arguing and Mary goes, I don't 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.180 want this around Walter. Walter's very upset 00:28:52.180 --> 00:28:56.180 right now. I think that was my favorite line 00:28:56.180 --> 00:29:02.180 of that whole episode. Because like... Walter 00:29:02.180 --> 00:29:10.440 is a grown man. He's going to be fine. There 00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:13.079 was a verbal altercation at his restaurant. He 00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:19.380 is going to be okay. But I think even better 00:29:19.380 --> 00:29:22.119 was, that's happening, that's happening. Mary 00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:24.220 says, oh, Walter's very upset right now. And 00:29:24.220 --> 00:29:28.140 Lisa goes, sorry, Walter. They're treating him 00:29:28.140 --> 00:29:31.569 like he's a... child or something that just had 00:29:31.569 --> 00:29:38.930 to witness um mary calls jenna hudlum and that 00:29:38.930 --> 00:29:40.950 turns into a conversation about i guess like 00:29:40.950 --> 00:29:43.089 i this had to have been off camera because i 00:29:43.089 --> 00:29:45.769 don't remember this but mary told jen that if 00:29:45.769 --> 00:29:48.289 she pulls up to a 7 -eleven and sees black man 00:29:48.289 --> 00:29:52.430 she goes to find another 7 -eleven yeah that 00:29:52.430 --> 00:29:56.799 was like I think they say in the episode that 00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:00.779 was, like, a private conversation. And so it 00:30:00.779 --> 00:30:03.839 was impossible for us to know the context of 00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.359 this. Not that I could ever see what a context 00:30:06.359 --> 00:30:09.579 could be that's not incredibly racist. But Mary 00:30:09.579 --> 00:30:14.299 is Black. I just can't. Well, that and, like, 00:30:14.380 --> 00:30:17.599 Mary also just says, yeah, I absolutely said 00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:22.210 that. I'm afraid of that. And I was like. your 00:30:22.210 --> 00:30:24.150 husband granted this is filmed and i think in 00:30:24.150 --> 00:30:28.410 2019 so like i don't think anyone realized the 00:30:28.410 --> 00:30:30.769 implications of what saying that would ever become 00:30:30.769 --> 00:30:35.910 but lord have 2019 that's not that long ago what 00:30:35.910 --> 00:30:38.170 do you mean no but like it was before the whole 00:30:38.170 --> 00:30:45.150 like the black lives matter like really i agree 00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.420 She has a black son, and she's saying if she 00:30:52.420 --> 00:30:58.339 saw the likes of him, she would... What? I just 00:30:58.339 --> 00:31:00.920 can't... This comes up at the reunion, and this 00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:02.880 is one of those things where Mary just really 00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:07.079 never answers for it. Like, that was insane to 00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:12.240 me. How can you? What is there to say about that, 00:31:12.259 --> 00:31:19.299 you know? Ugh. I just remember this was, like, 00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:21.400 the nail in the coffin for me not liking Mary. 00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:23.579 Because I thought she was just, like, a vibe 00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:27.599 mismatch for me for a while. And then that came 00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:30.980 out, and I was like, oh, I have no problem hating 00:31:30.980 --> 00:31:34.859 her. Fair. And, like, that is a valid reason, 00:31:34.940 --> 00:31:38.460 honestly. Like, that was a wild thing. So Jen 00:31:38.460 --> 00:31:40.640 ends up leaving, and then we go over to Heather's 00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:42.420 house, where Heather explains that her ex -husband 00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:44.220 has always provided for them financially, and 00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:46.210 he wanted his daughters. to have a mom that was 00:31:46.210 --> 00:31:47.990 always around to raise them. And, like, I actually 00:31:47.990 --> 00:31:50.390 really appreciate this about Billy. Like, he's 00:31:50.390 --> 00:31:53.269 awful and, like, was terrible to Heather. But, 00:31:53.289 --> 00:31:54.730 like, I do think at the end of the day, like, 00:31:54.769 --> 00:31:57.670 he was probably a really good dad, which. Least 00:31:57.670 --> 00:32:01.049 he can do is give her a little check every month. 00:32:01.269 --> 00:32:04.210 I mean, his family is billionaires. Like, it 00:32:04.210 --> 00:32:07.190 doesn't matter. And by little, I mean, I hope 00:32:07.190 --> 00:32:09.970 that thing is six figures every month. Christ, 00:32:10.390 --> 00:32:16.079 I hope so. Oh, okay. So Heather says she was 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:18.839 not planning on going to church the next day 00:32:18.839 --> 00:32:20.380 and asked the girls if they still want to go. 00:32:20.579 --> 00:32:24.480 And then they all just decide that they're not 00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:26.940 planning on going because Heather lets them make 00:32:26.940 --> 00:32:29.140 their own decisions about this. And I feel like 00:32:29.140 --> 00:32:31.180 this is how every parent should approach that 00:32:31.180 --> 00:32:34.259 conversation because I remember seeing this and 00:32:34.259 --> 00:32:36.039 I was like, God, I probably wouldn't feel so 00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:38.079 weird about religion if like my family had just 00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:41.369 been like this. A hundred percent. I think she 00:32:41.369 --> 00:32:44.049 asked, this might be a later episode, but she 00:32:44.049 --> 00:32:46.329 asked at some point, she's like, do you see yourself 00:32:46.329 --> 00:32:51.509 being Mormon? Oh, yeah. It's later in the season, 00:32:51.589 --> 00:32:56.630 yeah. Okay, yeah. And that's fair to ask. I've 00:32:56.630 --> 00:32:58.190 talked about this before. Both of my parents 00:32:58.190 --> 00:33:00.170 were raised Catholic, and both of them decided 00:33:00.170 --> 00:33:04.849 that that was horrible to live in constant guilt, 00:33:05.009 --> 00:33:10.799 nothing against Catholics. Right. With my brother 00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:13.539 and me, they were like, if you ever want to try 00:33:13.539 --> 00:33:16.680 a religion, we will support you in that and get 00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:23.400 you where you need to go. But we don't. I think 00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:26.619 that's how you have to be a little bit. I talked 00:33:26.619 --> 00:33:29.920 to my sister -in -law about this before. Zachary 00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:33.880 doesn't have any feelings about religion one 00:33:33.880 --> 00:33:38.079 way or the other. He's a lot like me. And Alicia's 00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:39.740 always said, like, she goes, I don't like going 00:33:39.740 --> 00:33:41.279 to church. Like, it's just not my thing. But 00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:44.799 if Alex and Amelia go or if they want to go, 00:33:44.859 --> 00:33:47.279 I'll drop them off. I don't care. But I'm, like, 00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:49.579 not really interested in going. And I like that. 00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:55.500 Yeah. What I will say is, especially for kids, 00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.960 I do think church can give you sort of, like, 00:33:58.980 --> 00:34:02.240 a sense of community, a place to meet new friends 00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:04.400 and stuff like that. And, like, all of that is 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:08.719 fine. All of that is fine. Unless you listen 00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:13.500 too hard. And they really want you to listen 00:34:13.500 --> 00:34:18.679 too hard. Yeah, I don't know. If Jack said he 00:34:18.679 --> 00:34:21.199 wanted to go to church, I would probably find 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:23.340 one of his friends that already goes to church 00:34:23.340 --> 00:34:29.699 and figure that out. He's like me. And when I 00:34:29.699 --> 00:34:32.880 went to my cousin's church growing up, because... 00:34:33.099 --> 00:34:36.280 My aunt and uncle were watching us. That didn't 00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.940 go well. One day we'll talk about it. I can't 00:34:38.940 --> 00:34:43.559 wait. Also, this is a complete side note. I want 00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:46.739 to go back through all the episodes, like, realistically, 00:34:46.820 --> 00:34:48.619 probably while you're on your maternity break. 00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:51.360 And I'm going to, like, find everything that 00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:52.920 we said. Oh, yeah, one day we'll get into that. 00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:57.400 Have a list ready. Yeah. Because that list is 00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:02.300 long. Yeah. Well, I just, like. It would take 00:35:02.300 --> 00:35:04.639 an extra hour of our time for me to get into 00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.380 the. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I like, that's what 00:35:07.380 --> 00:35:09.019 I'm saying is like, I want to go back and do 00:35:09.019 --> 00:35:12.760 all that because like, there's a lot there. Yeah. 00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:20.659 But anyway, we, uh, we're in the car with Meredith 00:35:20.659 --> 00:35:22.340 and she's going to pick Seth up from the airport. 00:35:22.500 --> 00:35:24.400 And I love that. Like, she's not driving to pick 00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:28.579 him up. She's driven to pick him up. Um, but. 00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.639 As soon as the thought that counts. Oh, yeah. 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:37.900 But like also in when they go to Bermuda and 00:35:37.900 --> 00:35:40.099 they're riding around on scooters, one of the 00:35:40.099 --> 00:35:42.380 questions that Meredith has asked like in her 00:35:42.380 --> 00:35:43.980 confessionals, when's the last time you drove? 00:35:44.099 --> 00:35:50.480 And she goes, I don't know. I love her so much. 00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:56.639 She's so silly. But Seth gets in the car and 00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:59.119 then he floats the idea of moving to Ohio and 00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:04.119 Meredith. rebukes that idea. She's not into that. 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:07.820 And I don't blame her. What is Ohio? Where is 00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:14.059 Ohio? Hi, viewers from Ohio. Indiana or something. 00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:17.219 I mean, Columbus is cool. I like Columbus. I 00:36:17.219 --> 00:36:24.260 prefer Columbus, Indiana, truthfully. Really? 00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:31.820 The only thing Ohio has that is good for me is 00:36:31.820 --> 00:36:35.900 Kings Island. Fair. Okay. Maybe Cedar Point. 00:36:36.019 --> 00:36:44.420 I could hear out Cedar Point. Yeah. But I feel 00:36:44.420 --> 00:36:46.219 about Ohio the way Meredith feels about Ohio. 00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:48.460 She's like, nothing against Ohio. I just don't 00:36:48.460 --> 00:36:53.559 want to live there. Sorry, Ohio. Yeah. And I 00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:56.920 think that that is fine. He wanted to move there 00:36:56.920 --> 00:36:58.619 for work anyway. It's not like he's passionate 00:36:58.619 --> 00:37:03.340 about Ohio. Yeah, but he also worked for Big 00:37:03.340 --> 00:37:09.840 Lots. That's who he's working for? Yes. Seth, 00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.400 you're going to let Big Lots move you to Ohio? 00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:17.820 Oh, man. When I found that out, that was wild 00:37:17.820 --> 00:37:21.840 to me. But Seth can't take a hint about where 00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:23.500 the conversation is headed. And Meredith, she's 00:37:23.500 --> 00:37:25.119 like, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm like, 00:37:25.139 --> 00:37:26.380 I'm not talking about this. Let's talk about 00:37:26.380 --> 00:37:29.239 something else. Like, it was bad. She's disengaged. 00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:34.760 Yeah, she's disengaging. We go back and forth 00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:38.340 between Mary's house and Jen's office. And Jen's 00:37:38.340 --> 00:37:41.019 unpacking the luncheon on her FaceTime with Sharif. 00:37:41.099 --> 00:37:43.679 And Mary's unpacking everything with Robert Sr. 00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:48.519 at the same time. I get where Jen's coming from. 00:37:48.579 --> 00:37:50.519 Like, there's not a lot I'll agree with Jen on 00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:52.440 from the first season because she's so, like, 00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.539 unhinged. But, like, I do 100 % agree with her. 00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:59.280 Like, you can't say things like that, Marianne. 00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:01.760 Like, she sees her sons and her nephews when 00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:03.440 she hears that comment. And I think she takes 00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:08.460 that, like, very seriously. Yeah. I mean, what 00:38:08.460 --> 00:38:11.739 kind of mother and wife would you be if you didn't 00:38:11.739 --> 00:38:16.480 stand up for her? your relatives exactly someone's 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.440 like i'm scared of them and like perpetuating 00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:25.179 this idea that already exists in people's heads 00:38:25.179 --> 00:38:28.260 and and not only just perpetuating that but like 00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:31.980 knowing you're gonna be on a show and still talking 00:38:31.980 --> 00:38:43.929 about it like whoa right whoa um And then... 00:38:43.929 --> 00:38:50.170 Oh. And then at the same time... And Mary's also 00:38:50.170 --> 00:38:53.550 unpacking, yeah. Yeah, Mary's, like, heard about 00:38:53.550 --> 00:38:56.269 the grandfather... Yeah, the grandfather comment. 00:38:56.309 --> 00:39:00.269 I'm like... Those two things aren't the same 00:39:00.269 --> 00:39:02.929 thing, though. Apples and oranges, honey. Apples 00:39:02.929 --> 00:39:06.369 and oranges. Like, you have a right to feel that 00:39:06.369 --> 00:39:08.230 way about the grandfather thing, a thousand percent. 00:39:10.269 --> 00:39:14.610 You... cannot say that like what you said is 00:39:14.610 --> 00:39:17.230 justifiable i i don't know i don't know i don't 00:39:17.230 --> 00:39:20.150 know i don't know what to do with that say i'm 00:39:20.150 --> 00:39:25.030 literally racist against my own race but how 00:39:25.030 --> 00:39:28.670 dare you call out something factual about me 00:39:28.670 --> 00:39:38.050 exactly come on um when you guys do her brother's 00:39:38.050 --> 00:39:42.389 jujitsu school and This place, I know for a fact, 00:39:42.429 --> 00:39:45.929 smells like feet. They all have to, right? Like 00:39:45.929 --> 00:39:48.889 everybody's sweaty and everyone's toes are out. 00:39:49.989 --> 00:39:57.050 I also, I find it, I don't know if this is okay. 00:39:57.110 --> 00:40:00.550 I find it strange when grown people do martial 00:40:00.550 --> 00:40:07.269 arts. I feel like if you frame it as like a self 00:40:07.269 --> 00:40:14.019 -defense thing. I understand it more. Okay. But 00:40:14.019 --> 00:40:18.280 also I grew up around wrestling. Oh, yeah. That's 00:40:18.280 --> 00:40:21.000 the other thing about the smell. I managed wrestling 00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:23.340 since I've been in a wrestling room. I spent 00:40:23.340 --> 00:40:27.719 probably 15 years in a wrestling room. And I'm 00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:32.679 aware of the smells. Oh, it's like a discovery 00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:35.619 zone. I know that's what it smells like. It's 00:40:35.619 --> 00:40:43.110 bad. It's musty. But Whitney's kind of a badass 00:40:43.110 --> 00:40:44.949 and, like, literally picks her brother up who's, 00:40:45.030 --> 00:40:47.409 like, double her size and, like, flips him over 00:40:47.409 --> 00:40:49.730 and, like, onto the ground. And I was like, ooh, 00:40:49.889 --> 00:40:53.829 do that to me. Yeah. I'd let her do that to me. 00:40:54.849 --> 00:40:57.769 100%. I thought she was incredibly strong. Just, 00:40:57.829 --> 00:41:01.610 like, the build of her body. Like, she's tuned. 00:41:02.889 --> 00:41:05.989 Oh, yeah. And she does, like, Pilates and stuff, 00:41:06.090 --> 00:41:07.969 too. Like, you know, she's, like. And she's in 00:41:07.969 --> 00:41:09.469 the gym. She's constantly working out. Yeah. 00:41:09.789 --> 00:41:12.190 Well, that's, like, on her TikTok all the time. 00:41:12.230 --> 00:41:16.570 It's like she is in the gym every day. Good for 00:41:16.570 --> 00:41:20.289 her. And I love her. I love her for it. And then 00:41:20.289 --> 00:41:22.690 we unpack a little bit about Whitney's dad and 00:41:22.690 --> 00:41:25.130 his, like, journey to sobriety and how he didn't 00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:27.650 go to sober living after rehab originally for 00:41:27.650 --> 00:41:36.269 the first time. I hate to say it. Okay. Poor 00:41:36.269 --> 00:41:39.730 guy. It's a bad decision. Let me just say that 00:41:39.730 --> 00:41:42.510 for everyone listening. It's a poor decision 00:41:42.510 --> 00:41:46.150 to not go to some sort of sober living facility 00:41:46.150 --> 00:41:50.929 post -rehab. But I can see how you could come 00:41:50.929 --> 00:41:55.030 out of rehab and be like, I don't need it anymore. 00:41:55.150 --> 00:41:58.250 My cravings are gone. I'm done with work. I just 00:41:58.250 --> 00:42:02.030 want to go back to my life now. I can totally 00:42:02.030 --> 00:42:07.309 see that. Okay. Because I'm also like a girl 00:42:07.309 --> 00:42:10.429 who would not want to have roommates and stuff 00:42:10.429 --> 00:42:12.449 like that. Like I'm not a group living type of 00:42:12.449 --> 00:42:15.550 girl. So I can totally see how it's like, I just 00:42:15.550 --> 00:42:19.809 want to be normal now. I do. Okay. That's when 00:42:19.809 --> 00:42:22.170 you put it that way, that is fair. Like it probably, 00:42:22.230 --> 00:42:24.710 you just want to feel normal and like you haven't 00:42:24.710 --> 00:42:28.110 felt normal for ever. That's fair. Right. Yeah. 00:42:28.929 --> 00:42:31.469 Um, but I guess at this, so at this point he 00:42:31.469 --> 00:42:33.409 had not talked to the kids since Thanksgiving. 00:42:33.469 --> 00:42:36.119 So it's been a couple of months. at that point 00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:40.360 um and that's rough i i don't like that yeah 00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:43.880 i think i think that's going both ways though 00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:52.079 right like he he wants a relationship there but 00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:55.159 the kids are like you did a bunch of stuff to 00:42:55.159 --> 00:42:59.360 us that we don't forgive you for yet type of 00:42:59.360 --> 00:43:02.760 thing isn't that what's going on oh no i don't 00:43:03.230 --> 00:43:05.969 We find out at the reunion that, like, Whitney's 00:43:05.969 --> 00:43:09.849 dad stopped talking to Whitney. So, like, I have 00:43:09.849 --> 00:43:13.489 a feeling it's a lot of, I think he might be 00:43:13.489 --> 00:43:18.949 the problem, if I'm being honest. Yeah. It sucks. 00:43:20.769 --> 00:43:25.849 We go over to Henry's birthday party, and I felt 00:43:25.849 --> 00:43:28.289 comfortable at this bowling birthday party. Like, 00:43:28.289 --> 00:43:30.530 something about this was like, I want to be here. 00:43:33.130 --> 00:43:36.789 Yeah. I love a birthday party at a bowling alley. 00:43:37.750 --> 00:43:40.949 Side note, I hate going bowling and then someone 00:43:40.949 --> 00:43:43.469 tries to teach me how to bowl. No, thank you. 00:43:43.670 --> 00:43:47.269 Let me be bad. Let me just throw the ball down 00:43:47.269 --> 00:43:51.730 the lane or whatever. I'm literally not upset 00:43:51.730 --> 00:43:55.929 about losing. Please just leave me alone. Anyway. 00:43:56.449 --> 00:43:58.969 The balloons have Fresh Wolf branding on them, 00:43:59.010 --> 00:44:03.949 which is the boys' hair care brand. Lisa 1000 00:44:03.949 --> 00:44:06.690 % used this as a marketing thing and wrote this 00:44:06.690 --> 00:44:10.289 party off on her taxes. And that's beautiful. 00:44:10.750 --> 00:44:18.489 And I support it. I love it. So Whitney and her 00:44:18.489 --> 00:44:21.210 dad head to sober living because like this is 00:44:21.210 --> 00:44:23.010 like they make the decision that this is what's 00:44:23.010 --> 00:44:26.610 best. And I wonder what the timeline was here 00:44:26.610 --> 00:44:28.510 between like the conversation of the jujitsu 00:44:28.510 --> 00:44:30.489 place and this because like there's no way it 00:44:30.489 --> 00:44:34.880 happened as quickly as it's shown. no but yeah 00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:39.400 i don't know um interested to see right and but 00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:43.840 when he and her dad um like had that had to say 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:45.739 we're living it just seems like they're driving 00:44:45.739 --> 00:44:47.760 for hours in his little truck but he is one of 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:49.980 these guys that drives with the back of his seat 00:44:49.980 --> 00:44:53.719 like at like a 45 degree angle and that stresses 00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:57.440 me out to no end yeah kenny drives laying down 00:44:57.440 --> 00:45:02.269 too i hate why i it can't be comfortable No, 00:45:02.309 --> 00:45:05.110 like, and he said, he's like, I need my arm to 00:45:05.110 --> 00:45:10.050 be fully extended. And I'm like, why? Why? What? 00:45:11.409 --> 00:45:15.929 I don't like it. But Winnie's kind of excited 00:45:15.929 --> 00:45:17.590 because her dad chose to go to sober living and 00:45:17.590 --> 00:45:20.650 feels really optimistic about that. And I feel 00:45:20.650 --> 00:45:24.429 like, I don't know, like I have, I have experienced 00:45:24.429 --> 00:45:30.960 like dropping people off at rehab and like. I 00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:32.860 get where Whitney's coming from. I just feel 00:45:32.860 --> 00:45:35.400 bad because I know the other side of, like, coming 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:37.539 out. Like, when someone comes out of it, like, 00:45:37.579 --> 00:45:40.659 they just go back to it. But I've never dropped 00:45:40.659 --> 00:45:42.840 anyone off at a rehab as nice as, like, this 00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.219 Stoper Living place is. It's, like, a beautiful, 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:48.119 like, barn in the middle of the... Yeah, I thought 00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:54.400 the same thing. I would live there. 100%. Because 00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:58.179 I had a friend in Louisiana who was living in 00:45:58.179 --> 00:46:04.559 Stoper Living. And this was just a house. It 00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:07.980 was not nice. Like, it was just a big old house. 00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:12.820 Yeah. So, I don't know. But, yeah, the one he 00:46:12.820 --> 00:46:15.000 wants, he looks really nice. And that's probably 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:18.780 really good if you're going to be living somewhere 00:46:18.780 --> 00:46:21.539 like that. Make it less miserable. Like, do everything 00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:23.380 you can to make it as nice as possible. Make 00:46:23.380 --> 00:46:25.280 it as enticing as possible. And you'll probably 00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:30.820 find a lot more success. 100%. um we go over 00:46:30.820 --> 00:46:33.559 to mary i'm sorry meredith's house and seth's 00:46:33.559 --> 00:46:35.940 leaving for her work and it like it just feels 00:46:35.940 --> 00:46:41.340 heavy and then meredith walks in and interconfessional 00:46:41.340 --> 00:46:43.119 she talks about how there's been a lot of arguing 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:46.360 and there's um there's a need for them to spend 00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:53.860 like some intentional time apart and this did 00:46:53.860 --> 00:46:58.780 feel a little put on like but i do feel like 00:46:58.780 --> 00:47:00.659 everything behind it was very real but i feel 00:47:00.659 --> 00:47:04.960 like they were like we need to like show i couldn't 00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:08.619 tell if it was that or they were just like so 00:47:08.619 --> 00:47:13.639 uncomfortable and like a hyper aware of the cameras 00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:17.059 okay because i got that vibe too but then i was 00:47:17.059 --> 00:47:20.280 like they just in general do not seem comfortable 00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:23.760 so i don't know i i would believe either one 00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:29.900 honestly but um But I feel bad because it's a 00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:33.179 scary place to be in a marriage. And whether 00:47:33.179 --> 00:47:36.039 or not it was put on, we do know that their marriage 00:47:36.039 --> 00:47:39.059 did hit a rocky patch. And I'm very impressed 00:47:39.059 --> 00:47:40.900 that they were able to put this on camera and 00:47:40.900 --> 00:47:43.159 navigate it as well as they did. Even if some 00:47:43.159 --> 00:47:45.400 of it was put on for the show, I'm okay with 00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:47.920 that. I feel like they're both incredibly cool 00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:52.019 -headed in general. I mean, not that they don't 00:47:52.019 --> 00:47:54.400 get emotional. Both of them can. We've seen it 00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:57.820 from both of them. I just feel like, in general, 00:47:58.079 --> 00:48:02.519 they're very aware of their emotions and in control 00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:07.159 of themselves. I agree. It's sort of like a healthy, 00:48:07.340 --> 00:48:09.699 they're dealing with it in a healthy way, but 00:48:09.699 --> 00:48:14.000 it is scary, especially since they were about 00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:19.199 to be empty nesters and all of that. We also, 00:48:19.260 --> 00:48:21.000 as viewers, didn't know what was going on at 00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:23.900 this point, and so it was like, how deep does 00:48:23.900 --> 00:48:31.599 this go? All right. I love them together also. 00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:34.579 What'd you say? I love them together also. I 00:48:34.579 --> 00:48:36.440 do too. I really love Seth and Meredith. Like, 00:48:36.460 --> 00:48:39.260 I wish they were my parents. Yeah, me too. Honestly. 00:48:39.260 --> 00:48:41.880 I would end up like Brooks though. So entitled 00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:49.210 and crazy. Perfect. I mean, I already am. We'll 00:48:49.210 --> 00:48:51.769 get to this later on, but can you literally imagine 00:48:51.769 --> 00:48:54.989 entering your clothing line in a fashion show 00:48:54.989 --> 00:48:58.030 and it being one sweatsuit? Like, I want to have 00:48:58.030 --> 00:49:04.110 that type of entitlement in my brain. Yes. Yes, 00:49:04.170 --> 00:49:11.250 I can. I feel like Emma, I submitted us for a 00:49:11.250 --> 00:49:13.789 podcast award before we published our first episode. 00:49:14.909 --> 00:49:19.190 actually that's fair yeah yeah it's because i 00:49:19.190 --> 00:49:24.570 believe in us i just i was it was like the new 00:49:24.570 --> 00:49:26.530 like the emerging podcast or whatever i was like 00:49:26.530 --> 00:49:29.309 we're probably those i don't know we are emerging 00:49:29.309 --> 00:49:34.809 um and then we go into the end of the episode 00:49:34.809 --> 00:49:38.309 um heather wants mary to know that she or sorry 00:49:38.309 --> 00:49:41.730 we go to dinner with heather and mary and then 00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:46.090 Heather wants Mary to know that she can be friends 00:49:46.090 --> 00:49:48.530 with her and still be friends with Jen. And, 00:49:48.590 --> 00:49:51.030 like, I think that's a wild thing to have to 00:49:51.030 --> 00:49:56.929 say out loud, but whatever. Mary educates us 00:49:56.929 --> 00:49:59.469 about how carbonated water hurts your ovaries. 00:50:01.170 --> 00:50:05.590 What? What? That can't be a real thing, right? 00:50:05.829 --> 00:50:09.190 It can't be true. You know what? If it is, I 00:50:09.190 --> 00:50:13.280 will continue to drink my Dr. Pepper. It is what 00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:18.239 it is. Heather and Mary get into how Jen attacked 00:50:18.239 --> 00:50:22.300 Mary's marriage, and Mary tells Heather in no 00:50:22.300 --> 00:50:26.380 uncertain terms, it was written in her grandmother's 00:50:26.380 --> 00:50:29.760 will for her to get married to Robert Sr. I want 00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:32.900 you to remember this moment right here. Yeah, 00:50:32.940 --> 00:50:39.980 it was in her will. In her will. And then Heather 00:50:39.980 --> 00:50:42.559 understands on some level that Mary chose faith 00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:47.659 over love in this situation. And she empathizes 00:50:47.659 --> 00:50:50.280 with her over that. And I get that. Well, they 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.739 are kind of birds of a feather in that way. She 00:50:52.739 --> 00:50:55.559 says she was never like in love with her husband, 00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:58.219 but she felt like it was the right thing to do 00:50:58.219 --> 00:51:04.659 in the church. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. And I think 00:51:04.659 --> 00:51:08.940 Mary. in some way wanted to honor her grandmother 00:51:08.940 --> 00:51:12.840 and also wanted to be first lady of the church 00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:15.980 because her grandmother told her that's what 00:51:15.980 --> 00:51:20.360 she wanted so it's like okay i think the more 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:22.179 and more i think about it i'm like it's weird 00:51:22.179 --> 00:51:26.440 i i'm uncomfortable with it but like that's that's 00:51:26.440 --> 00:51:29.340 not my problem so yeah and also i've never been 00:51:29.340 --> 00:51:32.000 in that situation so like i don't know right 00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:40.030 but yeah If we have the power to summon someone 00:51:40.030 --> 00:51:43.949 from the dead, I want to talk to Mary's grandmother. 00:51:44.809 --> 00:51:48.110 I have so many questions for her. You know her 00:51:48.110 --> 00:51:52.090 story is like, actually, she walked from Indianapolis 00:51:52.090 --> 00:51:56.010 to Salt Lake City with her kids, and that's how 00:51:56.010 --> 00:52:03.750 they got to Salt Lake City. What? Yes. They hated 00:52:03.750 --> 00:52:07.039 our city that much? I don't remember why she, 00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:09.619 like, I feel, I don't know if it was, like, I 00:52:09.619 --> 00:52:11.320 feel called to this place. I don't know, but 00:52:11.320 --> 00:52:14.739 she lived in Indy, yeah. That's why Mary has 00:52:14.739 --> 00:52:19.480 a house in Carmel. What? We've talked about this. 00:52:19.760 --> 00:52:22.599 Mary has a house in Carmel. I have pregnancy, 00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:27.079 Brandon. I can't remember my own birthday. Yeah, 00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:29.960 it's in, um, it's not that far from where I lived 00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:35.090 at the rail yard. How often is she in Carmel? 00:52:37.010 --> 00:52:39.610 I mean, it cannot be that often. I mean, the 00:52:39.610 --> 00:52:43.690 house is... One of her neighbors was asked about 00:52:43.690 --> 00:52:49.929 it in some article, because, like, when... I 00:52:49.929 --> 00:52:53.250 think that she's been here once since the show 00:52:53.250 --> 00:52:54.750 started filming, but she has, like, seven or 00:52:54.750 --> 00:52:58.369 eight houses. Oh, yeah, that's true. She might 00:52:58.369 --> 00:53:01.769 be at Airbnb or whatever. oh no they don't rent 00:53:01.769 --> 00:53:03.489 no like the houses are empty when they're not 00:53:03.489 --> 00:53:04.670 there but that's what the neighbor said is like 00:53:04.670 --> 00:53:06.510 we've never met her we don't know who this woman 00:53:06.510 --> 00:53:11.769 is you don't know what you're in for but if mary 00:53:11.769 --> 00:53:13.869 ever comes to andy i'll take her to like mary 00:53:13.869 --> 00:53:15.730 cosby i will take you to dinner i love you i'm 00:53:15.730 --> 00:53:19.269 obsessed with you emma will have to be fine with 00:53:19.269 --> 00:53:23.210 it i have lots of questions for you but yes i 00:53:23.210 --> 00:53:26.710 agree i would love to like hear mary or mama 00:53:26.710 --> 00:53:30.750 cosby's story because i think that I mean, you 00:53:30.750 --> 00:53:35.230 walked with your kids from Indianapolis in the 00:53:35.230 --> 00:53:37.530 Midwest to Salt Lake City, Utah. Like, I mean, 00:53:37.550 --> 00:53:39.110 yeah, they, like, hitchhiked or whatever. But, 00:53:39.150 --> 00:53:43.369 like, I'm just like, what? Why did you do that? 00:53:43.469 --> 00:53:46.829 And also, what is the deal with your husband? 00:53:46.929 --> 00:53:49.909 And also, what's the deal with Mary? And what's 00:53:49.909 --> 00:53:54.329 the deal with your daughter? I have so many questions 00:53:54.329 --> 00:54:02.199 for you. I agree. But yeah. Oh, and we have some 00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:08.219 reviews from Apple Podcasts and Spotify. This 00:54:08.219 --> 00:54:11.340 is actually really cool. So we got two five -star 00:54:11.340 --> 00:54:16.639 reviews on Apple Podcasts. Do you want to read 00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:19.880 the first one or the second one? I don't care. 00:54:20.019 --> 00:54:22.559 I'll do the second one. I love you all equally. 00:54:24.679 --> 00:54:29.860 Perfect. So Chipper072198 gives a review titled, 00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:34.099 Travis and Emma, your new escape. This person 00:54:34.099 --> 00:54:36.579 said, I absolutely adored the conversations between 00:54:36.579 --> 00:54:38.559 Travis and Emma. Their chemistry is undeniable 00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:41.260 and the way they explore multifaceted topics 00:54:41.260 --> 00:54:43.880 makes it easy to get lost and escape reality 00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.639 for a while. It's the perfect podcast to dive 00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:49.099 into if you want to step away from your own thoughts 00:54:49.099 --> 00:54:51.260 and enjoy a pure, honest conversation between 00:54:51.260 --> 00:54:54.679 two deeply engaging hosts. I want this person 00:54:54.679 --> 00:54:58.199 to write my memoir. I want to give that person 00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.059 a kiss on the mouth. I love you. I love you so 00:55:01.059 --> 00:55:05.360 much. Thank you. That was so great. You're so 00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:11.449 nice. And then we had AKA Space. who said the 00:55:11.449 --> 00:55:14.469 world the world needs more of this all the way 00:55:14.469 --> 00:55:17.969 from canada two people with a gift for gab you 00:55:17.969 --> 00:55:20.489 have no idea how much i love lauren hill by the 00:55:20.489 --> 00:55:24.170 way side note charming entertaining and a dash 00:55:24.170 --> 00:55:27.070 of spice relatable banter you don't want to miss 00:55:27.070 --> 00:55:33.219 i love that on your love you and then um Our 00:55:33.219 --> 00:55:35.079 friend Morgan left us a Spotify comment reminding 00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:36.960 us that she loves us. And Morgan, I know you're 00:55:36.960 --> 00:55:38.340 listening right now. We love you to the moon 00:55:38.340 --> 00:55:39.760 and back. You're an incredible artist. You're 00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:41.159 incredible at everything. You're perfect. You're 00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:43.739 beautiful. You're amazing. Also, I just saw your 00:55:43.739 --> 00:55:46.400 most recent TikTok and you are still looking 00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:50.960 incredibly hot. Wow. Literally a model. Like, 00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:55.300 God. And then our friend Elena encouraged us 00:55:55.300 --> 00:55:59.039 with a let's go. That always reminds me of Thick 00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:00.679 David when I hear that because I'm just like, 00:56:00.699 --> 00:56:04.489 I love that so much. this golden retriever my 00:56:04.489 --> 00:56:09.269 mom my mom has been like periodically calling 00:56:09.269 --> 00:56:12.429 me like every once in a while and she'll just 00:56:12.429 --> 00:56:15.929 like not even mention that she's been listening 00:56:15.929 --> 00:56:18.610 to the podcast and just start responding to something 00:56:18.610 --> 00:56:22.050 i said in a podcast like months ago and i have 00:56:22.050 --> 00:56:27.239 to be like And then it finally clicks for me. 00:56:27.579 --> 00:56:30.679 The most recent one, I don't even remember what 00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:32.539 we were talking about. Oh, it must have been 00:56:32.539 --> 00:56:35.099 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And I was saying, 00:56:35.420 --> 00:56:38.820 but she didn't apologize, though. Where did she 00:56:38.820 --> 00:56:43.340 say she's sorry? My mom called me. She was like, 00:56:43.460 --> 00:56:49.179 you think that way because of me. I'll tell you 00:56:49.179 --> 00:56:52.940 one better. Josh, my husband Taylor, who we're 00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:56.530 going to have on the podcast soon, was over at 00:56:56.530 --> 00:56:58.869 my house the other day. And she goes, hey, Travis, 00:56:58.949 --> 00:57:00.610 can I ask you a question? And I was like, yeah. 00:57:00.650 --> 00:57:06.730 She goes, you're 27? And I was like, what? What 00:57:06.730 --> 00:57:10.750 do you mean? And she goes, it's what you tell 00:57:10.750 --> 00:57:12.289 people on the podcast. And I was like, and you 00:57:12.289 --> 00:57:14.309 better shut your whore mouth and go along with 00:57:14.309 --> 00:57:22.730 it. Mentally, I'm 16 years old. And she goes, 00:57:22.789 --> 00:57:25.230 well, I'm also 27. So what do I tell them when 00:57:25.230 --> 00:57:26.909 I come on the podcast? I said, you can tell them 00:57:26.909 --> 00:57:28.670 whatever the fuck you want. And dear listener, 00:57:28.789 --> 00:57:34.530 just know if Taylor says that she's 27 and I 00:57:34.530 --> 00:57:39.349 say that I'm seven years older than her. No, 00:57:39.409 --> 00:57:44.610 I'm not. She could be 21 for all I know. There 00:57:44.610 --> 00:57:50.769 it is. Dear listener, we love you. This is, it's 00:57:50.769 --> 00:57:55.340 been a, My energy is weird today. I'm exhausted. 00:57:55.460 --> 00:57:58.199 It's been a long week. But thank you for being 00:57:58.199 --> 00:58:00.800 here. Thank you for loving us. Thank you for 00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:04.719 just being a part of this. I love this so much. 00:58:05.420 --> 00:58:08.199 Emma, what do you have to say to the people? 00:58:09.300 --> 00:58:11.900 I love you. I can't believe you listened to our 00:58:11.900 --> 00:58:15.739 podcast, but keep doing that. And you're so smart 00:58:15.739 --> 00:58:18.119 for listening to our podcast. And I hope it made 00:58:18.119 --> 00:58:23.289 you giggle today. We should start signing off 00:58:23.289 --> 00:58:26.530 the way we sign off with each other on FaceTime. 00:58:27.730 --> 00:58:30.510 Oh, dear viewer, you're perfect. I love you. 00:58:30.530 --> 00:58:34.150 You are hot and sexy and tan and skinny and tall. 00:58:34.730 --> 00:58:38.730 And you are the perfect listener. And dear listener, 00:58:38.929 --> 00:58:42.329 you are the perfect dresser. You are the perfect 00:58:42.329 --> 00:58:48.780 hiker. You are the perfect... You're the perfect 00:58:48.780 --> 00:58:51.980 commenter on a podcast and we love you and everything's 00:58:51.980 --> 00:58:53.639 going to be great and you're going to have an 00:58:53.639 --> 00:58:54.940 amazing day. We love you.