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I'm Travis. And I'm Emma. And this is Bestie

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Approved. Yay. What was the last song you listened

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to? Oh. Time to Dance. Hang on. Yeah, Time to

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Dance by Panic at the Disco. I don't know if

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I remember that one. I only know like one of

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their songs, to be fair. It's the Close the Goddamn

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Door song. Yeah. I mean, that's the one everyone

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would know, right? It had an amazing music video.

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Did you ever watch the music video for that song?

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I feel like if I ever did, it was in the morning

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getting ready for school. Like when MTV still

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played music videos for like two hours in the

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morning. I was in a dual credit English class.

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I think it was the, I was in a literature one

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and a writing one. And I think it was the writing

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one. And the professor literally showed that

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in class. And I was like, wow. Did you ever have

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to do the project where like you took a music

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video and had to explain like what it meant or

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like the meaning in the music video? No. Oh,

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I had one of those when I was a freshman at IU

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and I did the single again video by Trina. I

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had to explain that. It was like taking storytelling

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elements or whatever. And I was like, if you

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like it, I love it. That's why we did it. Well,

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my dual credit English class, it was my senior

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year of high school. It was through IU. So I'm

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sure that's why we did the music video thing.

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Oh, I love that. OK. Yeah. My last song was Not

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My Fault by Rene Rapp and Megan Thee Stallion.

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Love. It's actually one of my favorite songs.

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We have a lot this week. I haven't seen you in,

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it's been like two weeks. Yeah. Travis was in

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Dallas. We'll get into that. Yeah. Do you have

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any pregnancy updates? Um, just that I feel him

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wriggling and wiggling a lot and I am suffering.

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Is it like, have we gotten to the point where

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he's like, no, like he's, it's like every time

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I lay down, He's like testing the boundaries

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of my uterus. OK, I was like wondering, I guess

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he like just constantly kicking and stuff, but

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like. Yes and no. It's like I'll get like an

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hour break and then I'll be in the car or something

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and be like, oh, hello. Do you think he's like

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trying to get out? Like, do you think he's like

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conscious of like I'm trapped in a waterbed and

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like I just want to move and be free? I don't

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I don't know. I don't know that they get the

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impulse to like come out. That is another thing,

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though. I have gotten to the point where it's

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like I'm unfortunately aware of the fact that

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I'm going to have to push this thing out. And

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I really don't want to do that. A serious question,

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because, you know, I know nothing of the nature

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of pregnancy or being a woman. When the baby

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like when you go into labor, is that your body

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saying, OK, it's time to push this thing out?

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Or is that the baby saying I'm ready to come

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out? It's a little bit of both. The baby releases

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a protein that triggers labor in your body. Is

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that the thing when they have to induce labor,

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that's what they give you, right? Yeah. Okay.

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They give you Pitocin. Yes. I was induced with

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Jack, so I've never felt going into labor naturally.

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They say it's less painful than being induced,

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though, at least on the ticky -tocky. I have

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to imagine being induced is like, it's not the

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same thing at all, but like, do you know when...

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They have to give you like a shot of adrenaline

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or whatever when you're like having a like when

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you get stung by a bee. Yeah. I have to imagine

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it's like that where it's like. Yeah. Like it

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makes you have contractions and like it was brutal.

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And they say the contractions aren't as bad if

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you're not induced on Pitocin. Interesting. Yeah.

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So we'll see how this one goes. It's all fine.

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He's so big, though, that I officially have ultrasounds

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in September, October, and November. What, to,

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like, see if he's getting too big? Yeah, because

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if he gets too big, they start talking about

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a C -section. Because if babies are too big,

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they can dislocate their shoulders trying to

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come out of you. He'll figure it out. He'll be

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okay. Yeah, so that's what we're doing. I mean,

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I'm never going to say no to an extra ultrasound.

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They're like fun and cool to see, you know. I

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guess, yeah. Yeah, you see your little baby.

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So whatever. Okay. Yeah. I love that. How's school

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going for Jack? Much better than last year, I'll

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say. But... Like, he still doesn't want to go

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to school. He's just, it's not his favorite thing

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to go to school. And he misses his friends from

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last year. He keeps saying he wants to switch

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teachers so he can be in the same class as his

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friends and whatever. And he made me cry yesterday

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because it was raining, so they had indoor recess.

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And he was like... I asked two people to play

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with me and no one would play with me. I had

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to play all by myself. Aww. And I cried and cried

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and cried. I'm hormonal, obviously. No, but,

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like, I... Like, that sucks. Like, does he...

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Yeah, and he cried telling me it shouldn't help.

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Aww, little Jack. I know. I mean, it's all fine.

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Because, like, he could have joined someone else

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or whatever, but he wanted to do what he wanted

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to do. And I admire that. It just makes me sad.

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I get that. I mean, like... I don't know. It's

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hard. Like making friends is hard in general.

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And like, I feel like, I don't know. Yeah. He

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does have friends in his class too. Like his

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birthday parties were full, both of them. And

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there were tons of kids at his birthday party.

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And at least one girl is in his class and sits

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right next to him. Right. But like. And they're

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friendly. Yeah. Okay. They were playing at the

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party. Oh. Yeah. So I don't know. It's hard.

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No, it is hard. And I feel like that has to be

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the hardest thing to navigate because you can't

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you can't go into the school. I have an aunt

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that did this who went into the school and was

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like, you like you need to do something. Yeah.

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And I'm like, well, you can't do that because

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like then you're that parent. But like at the

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same time, it's like you don't ever want your

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kid to be lonely or like navigate the world by

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himself. That fucking sucks, man. Yeah. And I

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mean, it's fine. He said he played Legos and.

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He has friends. We're going to the park after

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school today with one of his friends. Like I'm

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not worried about him not getting social skills.

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It's just like every once in a while. He can

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be awkward. Like he can be a little socially

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awkward just because he's shy. And I was the

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same way growing up. So was I. Like he's seven.

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Of course he's shy. I don't know. It's fine.

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Yeah. I love him. He's going to be okay. My school

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started this week too. Yeah. How is it going?

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It's a lot. Um, I have a professor who's from

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Brazil. I love him. He, I love the way he says

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fantastic. And I think it is the greatest thing

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ever. Um, And I think the really cool thing about

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Kelly at IU, they do a really good job of like

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bringing in professors from like from industries

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and like that really knew what they were doing,

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like and then they just decided to move into

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academia. And I think that's really, really cool.

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But yeah, I like it. I like learning and like

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I'm getting to the point where like next semester's

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it and then it's time for law school. And I'm

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like, oh, I really, really love what I'm learning

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now. And like. And I have a couple of professors

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that are like that have a Ph .D. in business.

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And I'm like, do I get a Ph .D.? And I'm like,

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probably not. I don't know. I don't know what

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I would do with a Ph .D. because I'm not going

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to be a professor. Are you abandoning law school?

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No, no, no, no, no. I like. But it's like I it's

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you know, I am a change where it's like, yeah,

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I. It's like I'm I'm ready for the next thing.

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But at the same time, I'm like, oh, I'm really

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comfortable right now. And I love what I'm learning.

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But like, I know I'm not going to feel this way

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at the end of the semester. Isn't there a test

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you have to take before you go to law school?

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The LSAT, yeah. Yeah. Do you feel ready for that?

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Yeah, I feel fine. Well, the LSAT's hard. That's

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what I've heard. That's why I was asking. It's

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like the NCLEX or whatever you have to take before

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you can become a nurse. People say that one's

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hard, too. Right. We'll see. I don't know. I'm

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excited, though. That's good. What's next? And

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just like that is not next. It is over. I never

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watched it. Can I be honest? Please. I knew it

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was going to be bad. Did you? Oh, yeah. OK, so

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what was your signal that it was going to be

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bad? Because I'm going to tell you my perspective

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on this. Sex in the City was magic in a bottle,

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lightning in a bottle. Yes. And I don't think

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you can recreate it just by getting the actors

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and actresses. or even the writers together again.

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It was perfect for the time in which it aired,

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and it was perfect, like, literally just in that

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time. It didn't need to be woke -ified and rebooted.

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I knew they couldn't do that again. So, I think

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this is what frustrates me about it, is like,

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I didn't think they were trying to recreate it.

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And that's what I struggled with so much watching

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this. Cause I like in growing up, say what you

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will about this. My dad let me watch sex in the

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city. Like, and it was just, wasn't a big deal.

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I'm like, whatever. And I just turned it on.

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I don't know. Oh yeah. No, like, like he had

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to like, like he had to like override the parental

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controls on HBO. And he was just like, just cause

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don't tell your grandparents. So I got to watch

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Sex and the City growing up. Such a fun show.

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And it was fun. And it was like, was it appropriate

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for a 13 -year -old to be watching? No. Absolutely

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not. But like, this is what like, I mean, you

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had Sex and the City, you had Will and Grace,

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and that was it for like a little gay kid growing

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up in like rural Indiana. Right. Yeah. So like,

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okay, so. You have sex in the city and then it

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ends. And like the whole thing when they ended

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that show is they said, we did not want. what

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you have with so many shows like what you had

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with charmed what you had with like buffy the

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vampire slayer like all these shows that were

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like we are so tired of watching this like take

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it take it out back and shoot it like that's

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100 and they said we wanted people to miss these

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people in their living rooms like they said that

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very publicly there are still shows in my opinion

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that have gone seasons too long that have come

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out recently like there there are so many shows

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where like it's It's clear where it should have

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ended. And the network said, I need this cash

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cow to keep going. Right. And so with Sex and

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the City, like, so they did the two movies, which

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the first movie, fine. The second movie was problematic.

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Yeah. Looking back on it. I liked the first movie

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when I was like 14. Was I 14? I might have been

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older than that when I watched it. I don't know.

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I liked it though. It was a good movie. The first

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movie was great. Um, second movie. We'll just

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pretend it didn't happen. We don't acknowledge

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her. Right. And then the cool thing about, and

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just like that, what, or what was supposed to

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be the cool thing where they were like, it's

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not, it's not a reboot. It's not, it's just the

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next chapter. That is still a reboot in my opinion.

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Okay. Right. You're, it's the same formula. It's

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the same characters. That's a reboot. And I understand.

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And even if it's picking up where you left off,

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you're still rebooting the show. OK, yes, that

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is fair. But I was fine with that. I was like,

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oh, we're like, we're going to see where they're

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at in their lives now. And I was so excited about

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that. The problem that I had was, OK, so you

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had like apparently and I don't I guess Sarah

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Jessica Parker wasn't great behind the scenes

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to work with. And that's why Kim Cattrall didn't

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come back. And Kim Cattrall was the best part

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of that show. I don't care what anyone says.

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I will. That is the hill I'm willing to die on.

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Samantha. Everyone wanted to be a Samantha. And

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I think you needed her in the show. Like it's

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not. She was not an extraneous character. Like

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you needed her to balance everything in the show.

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Yes. Like, yes. And the thing that I. have such

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a hard time with is like okay we're gonna keep

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talking about her and like what it's very very

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clear like if you actually like take a step back

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and think about it they were trying to leave

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the door open for her to say yeah I'm gonna come

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back and Kim Cattrall was like no fuck you no

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seriously I'm not doing it yeah and like I think

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the art like the title of the article was I won't

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do something that brings me Not even for one

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hour will I be unhappy at this point in my life.

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Oh, I think about that quote all the time because

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I kind of live by that. Yeah. I don't want to

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be uncomfortable or unhappy for even an hour

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of my day. I agree with that. And I'm just like,

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well, I think we have to accept that. And then,

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OK, so you have you have Kim Cattrall. I didn't

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come back. And then you have. The the only person

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that like I will buy that this is where this

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person is at in her life is Kristen Davis's character,

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Charlotte, where. I was like, OK, she's she stayed

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pretty true to who she was, and now like this

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is who she is as a mom. I'll buy all that. And

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then you have Miranda fucking Hobbs, who I saw

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this on Twitter. Oh, the wheels fell. And like

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Miranda is OK, if you didn't want to be a Samantha,

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I'll buy that people wanted to be a Miranda because

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Miranda was like, I'm a lawyer. I am a badass.

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I am figuring out how to raise a kid and very

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girl boss. Yes. Very early 2000s. Mom's making

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it. Yes. Yeah. And then you take her, you turn

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her into a raving alcoholic who is trying so

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hard to be woke, but it's like, oh, I don't know

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what I can say anymore. Like shut. up the opposite

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of woke it was the most horrific thing and then

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she's a lesbian maybe and like cool whatever

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like she's exploring her sexuality late in life

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but like you they went out of their way to make

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it as messy as anything has ever been great okay

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whatever and then you have carrie who i'm gonna

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this is this might be a hot take and i'm gonna

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say this right now I accepted Carrie for who

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she was on the show growing up as the worst friend

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on God's green earth. I accepted her being a

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mess. I accepted her because she was Carrie and

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like that was her thing. She spent six years

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chasing a man. The man dies in the second episode

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of the show. And she. Like she's she's I don't

00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:05.779
like her now. I don't like Carrie anymore. I.

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I will say I didn't like Carrie in the original,

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but what I will say is she was always the most

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irritating one, the most annoying one, and the

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least aspirational. I never really wanted to

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be like Carrie. I had a phase where I was like,

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I could be a Charlotte or a Samantha was really

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where we all landed, right? But it's like, she

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was always bad to her friends. She was always

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me, me, me, me, me. And she like she just give

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us nothing, Queen, period. Yeah. And and the

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thing with the way the show ended is like they

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say that this is where they were going to end

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the show. The show got fucking canceled by HBO.

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I will die on this hill, too. And like they were

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trying everything in their power at the very,

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very end of this show to make her more likable.

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Like, oh, she's like she's. she's the girl that

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brings pies to everyone on thanksgiving and like

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they pretended like give me a break i was like

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what i remember carrie she's not baking a single

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pie no the whole the whole kitsch of the last

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episode so it was thanksgiving they um and also

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spoiler alert i'm sorry if no one's seen this

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yet um There's this pie shop in New York that

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like they create a whole backstory about how

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like this person weathered COVID to come bake

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pies for Carrie because Carrie was going to come

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pick them up during COVID. Like the whole thing

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is a crock of bullshit. And like, I'm just I'm

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so glad it's over. I am so glad that it's over

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because if you couldn't have gotten the original

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four girls back, you should have never done it.

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I agree 100%. You don't have the comedic relief

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or the realness of Samantha. I feel like it's

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not a show. And can I just side note? COVID being

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canon for a fictional show to me, and this is

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a hot take and I know it is because it's canon

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for like every show. that covid happened to me

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it's like 9 -11 being canon like why is that

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part of your show don't we watch these shows

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to like escape like why do we i don't know you

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could just skip covid i don't disagree but like

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that this is the thing was they painted themselves

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into a corner with this where it's like we want

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to live in the real world and like whatever and

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i'm like i don't I'm not interested in Sex and

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the City being part of the real world. Like I

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want glamorous New York. I want you going to

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this club that was all beds. I want, I want a

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woman that lives, that is ostensibly a columnist

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for, I think it was New York Post is who Carrie

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was writing for, who somehow affords this massive

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apartment in midtown Manhattan. I don't want

00:19:06.630 --> 00:19:09.950
it to be real. I don't want realness in Sex and

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the City. It's supposed to be an escape. It's

00:19:12.910 --> 00:19:15.609
supposed to be fiction. I just don't understand.

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Yes. Like, COVID does not need to be canon in

00:19:19.130 --> 00:19:23.630
every single show or book or whatever. Skip it.

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Skip it. I don't understand. And so I don't know

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what the answer is, but I do know I'm really

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happy that Sex and the City is being put to bed.

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Yeah. A hundred percent. Me too. It needed to

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be there forever. And I know people love it.

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And like, there's a new generation of people

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who are now watching it. People who are teenagers

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now. And so I understand the allure because the

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show is like probably streaming. Well, right

00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:57.980
now. Oh yeah. It has to be. You gotta just let

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it go. I don't know. And I know that like you

00:20:02.740 --> 00:20:05.079
have to keep creating content like that's the

00:20:05.079 --> 00:20:06.599
nature of the beast right now. You're seeing

00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.160
the same thing with the Real Housewives where

00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:09.980
it's like you don't get a break from that anymore

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because like they want to keep your eyes on Bravo

00:20:12.660 --> 00:20:17.359
all the time. And so I guess I don't know what

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the answer is, but like it just sucks that like

00:20:19.539 --> 00:20:25.620
you've taken something that like I mean. Sex

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in the City, like, was a big deal on Sunday nights

00:20:28.500 --> 00:20:30.539
when it came on at, like, 9 or 10 p .m. Like,

00:20:30.539 --> 00:20:33.559
people stopped their lives to watch it. Like,

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it was a big deal. Like, I look back on it. Like,

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Lindsay and I went to see the first movie when

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it came out. And, like, we were at the midnight

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screening of it. Like, the whole song and dance

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of it. And it's like, those people don't have

00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:49.720
that anymore. Like, what are you? I don't know.

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I don't know. Yeah. I just feel like. All the

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new stuff is, like, very Netflix -ified, very,

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like, brain -roddy. And so no one's that, like,

00:21:01.339 --> 00:21:05.019
excited for it anymore. I feel like maybe we're

00:21:05.019 --> 00:21:07.759
on the brink of, like, the next big show like

00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:11.660
that. Like the Renaissance. Yeah. Maybe. We need

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another early 2000s type of TV again. I loved

00:21:21.390 --> 00:21:24.710
the new season of Wednesday. I was good. Yeah,

00:21:24.789 --> 00:21:27.569
that was really good. But that's rare. It's like

00:21:27.569 --> 00:21:30.730
not every Netflix show deserves a watch, you

00:21:30.730 --> 00:21:34.190
know? No. And it took them what? Like five years

00:21:34.190 --> 00:21:37.670
to make. Well, it's the same thing. Like, have

00:21:37.670 --> 00:21:41.230
you watched Severance yet? No, I want to. But

00:21:41.230 --> 00:21:44.990
anyway, it's so good. Severance is incredible.

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And like, oh, it's and like the first season.

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they did not know that it was going to be as

00:21:52.509 --> 00:21:55.809
much of like a smash hit as it was and then they

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dropped the second season and like what what

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i do appreciate about apple tv that not a lot

00:22:00.069 --> 00:22:01.670
of these streaming services do anymore is they're

00:22:01.670 --> 00:22:03.710
dropping it like episode by episode you're not

00:22:03.710 --> 00:22:05.589
getting the whole thing at once so you you do

00:22:05.589 --> 00:22:09.789
have something to keep coming back to but the

00:22:09.789 --> 00:22:14.210
like it took them like three or four years to

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create the second season and now people are like

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We need to know what happens next. I don't know

00:22:19.089 --> 00:22:22.349
what's going on with that, where it used to be

00:22:22.349 --> 00:22:25.789
you get a year to make the new season of a show

00:22:25.789 --> 00:22:28.950
and then you drop it. Or they're like filming

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the later episodes as the beginning of the season

00:22:32.490 --> 00:22:35.109
is dropping. Right. Why aren't we doing that

00:22:35.109 --> 00:22:37.509
anymore? I don't know. Like, that's the way that

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I have. I don't know. It's so strange. But I

00:22:41.089 --> 00:22:45.069
did appreciate that. I liked the first couple

00:22:45.069 --> 00:22:48.390
of seasons of Ted Lasso. And they did the same

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thing where it was like once a week they would

00:22:50.069 --> 00:22:53.390
drop an episode. HBO did that with the first

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season of Euphoria, too. I never watched Euphoria,

00:22:58.690 --> 00:23:01.549
but... Meh. I don't know that it's up your alley.

00:23:01.750 --> 00:23:04.529
Anyways. Oh, I would hate it. Did you see...

00:23:04.529 --> 00:23:09.480
High schoolers on drugs. I would hate that. She's

00:23:09.480 --> 00:23:12.400
a pilot who just wasn't feeling it. Yeah. In

00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:15.559
mad respect for him. OK, so you would be OK with

00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:17.400
like the pilot saying I'm not going to take off.

00:23:17.799 --> 00:23:21.500
One hundred percent. OK, good. For whatever reason.

00:23:21.599 --> 00:23:24.440
I don't even care what it is. I agree. So, OK,

00:23:24.539 --> 00:23:29.220
so the the whole story is the there was a flight

00:23:29.220 --> 00:23:34.339
from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Yeah. And. The

00:23:34.339 --> 00:23:36.460
plane like so there was maintenance going on

00:23:36.460 --> 00:23:40.039
in the plane, and I think it was the the first

00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:42.180
one was like they couldn't get the faucet to

00:23:42.180 --> 00:23:45.259
like turn off or something. And I know they had

00:23:45.259 --> 00:23:47.660
to deplane once and get on a new plane. Yes.

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And then the new plane also had an issue. So

00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:53.960
the new the second plane was they. like an oil

00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:57.759
leak or something and like yeah they so they

00:23:57.759 --> 00:23:59.720
got the second plane and then they were like

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okay the second plane's fine after like they

00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:04.400
did like they had like aircraft maintenance come

00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:06.740
out whatever and the pilot was just like you

00:24:06.740 --> 00:24:10.119
know what no not today like we're not gonna do

00:24:10.119 --> 00:24:13.920
it and the way that i would have been like you

00:24:13.920 --> 00:24:16.619
know what you're right and i'm gonna stay my

00:24:16.619 --> 00:24:20.339
ass in la i'm going to sit here at los angeles

00:24:20.339 --> 00:24:22.799
international airport And everything is going

00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:26.140
to be okay. Right. A hundred percent. I feel

00:24:26.140 --> 00:24:28.140
like even if there weren't any issues with the

00:24:28.140 --> 00:24:32.160
plane, we boarded on time and everything was

00:24:32.160 --> 00:24:35.759
good. It was sunny and clear outside. If the

00:24:35.759 --> 00:24:39.700
pilot just said, Hey, I don't know. I just have

00:24:39.700 --> 00:24:41.859
a pit in my stomach. I have a bad feeling about

00:24:41.859 --> 00:24:44.380
this flight. I will be the first in line to get

00:24:44.380 --> 00:24:47.400
off. Million percent. Like million percent. I

00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:50.400
do not play around. I do not want to be in a

00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:55.900
plane crash. Okay. I do not, but no, especially

00:24:55.900 --> 00:24:59.500
that whole flight is over the ocean. Like, no,

00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:02.440
no, I'm not doing that. And what people don't

00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:07.500
realize is. Hawaii is closer to Japan than it

00:25:07.500 --> 00:25:11.059
is the United States. That is a far flight. Yes.

00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:13.519
And it's not like you can emergency land anywhere.

00:25:13.720 --> 00:25:18.119
It's the middle of the ocean. Yes. And I mean,

00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:21.059
you could do a water landing. It's fine. But

00:25:21.059 --> 00:25:24.920
like, no, I'm not doing that. I would have to

00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:26.980
assume that water landings are like there's more

00:25:26.980 --> 00:25:28.960
success with those than like a crash landing.

00:25:30.220 --> 00:25:32.359
Because like you can. You can emergency. I've

00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:35.259
seen. But if an emergency landing, you can just

00:25:35.259 --> 00:25:38.500
like land early somewhere. Like if you were flying

00:25:38.500 --> 00:25:42.640
from L .A. to Orlando and there was an issue

00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.339
with the plane, you can land pretty much anywhere

00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:49.079
in the U .S. Right. And be fine. Right. But if

00:25:49.079 --> 00:25:54.259
you're over the ocean, I don't know. I mean,

00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:57.980
all things being equal, I want to land at H &L.

00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:01.539
Or LAX or wherever. I don't want to land in the

00:26:01.539 --> 00:26:03.779
ocean, ideally, in a perfect scenario. I mean,

00:26:03.779 --> 00:26:06.200
I'm sure you can land in the ocean, but then...

00:26:06.200 --> 00:26:08.279
That's what the rafts are for. What are the logistics

00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:13.140
of people, like the rescue? And I burn really

00:26:13.140 --> 00:26:17.759
bad. I can't be out in the sun like that. I can't.

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:22.119
No. No, but... And your bags are fucked. I'm

00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:26.559
sure. No, I'm not. I'm not even going to play

00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:30.079
around with that. I'm OK. So, no, I the the pilot

00:26:30.079 --> 00:26:33.960
was like, hey, I'm not feeling it. And and I

00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:36.160
I have to assume there were some people that

00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:38.740
were angry. And to them, I say you're stupid.

00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:41.559
Yeah, I didn't personally see anyone who said

00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.599
that they were like angry passengers. But there's

00:26:44.599 --> 00:26:46.619
a Karen on every flight. So I'm sure there was.

00:26:49.470 --> 00:26:52.509
Speaking of travel, I just got back from Dallas.

00:26:53.029 --> 00:26:57.269
Yeah. He was at the podcast movement. I was.

00:26:57.690 --> 00:27:01.349
It was really, really cool. I want you to come

00:27:01.349 --> 00:27:04.920
back with me next year because. I made a lot

00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:06.759
of podcast friends and like, it was super fun.

00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:09.240
And I like never, I did not shut up about you.

00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:10.579
And I was like, everyone's like, where's your

00:27:10.579 --> 00:27:12.119
co -host? Where's, where's, where's your best

00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:15.299
friend? And I was like, she's pregnant. Stressed

00:27:15.299 --> 00:27:17.579
about her son's birthday parties. That's what

00:27:17.579 --> 00:27:20.839
I was doing that whole week and weekend. Getting

00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:24.099
that all together. But I'm glad it was good.

00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:27.720
I didn't know like what to expect really, obviously,

00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:29.920
since we just started this a few months ago.

00:27:30.099 --> 00:27:34.180
I didn't either. Um. but yeah i would love to

00:27:34.180 --> 00:27:36.920
go next year it was really cool um and like i

00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:39.059
feel like i learned a lot and emma and i still

00:27:39.059 --> 00:27:40.740
have to sit down and talk about this but like

00:27:40.740 --> 00:27:44.339
out of everything i learned there will be some

00:27:44.339 --> 00:27:47.920
like content changes coming which does mean like

00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:50.940
more content for everyone um yeah and then i

00:27:50.940 --> 00:27:52.519
just have to figure out what that looks like

00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:54.799
and like when the timeline for that's gonna be

00:27:54.799 --> 00:28:00.599
but more to come on that and I also made a list

00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:02.779
of just like random thoughts I had walking around

00:28:02.779 --> 00:28:04.680
the airport and like when I was on the on the

00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:06.579
plane. And I'm just going to rapid fire through

00:28:06.579 --> 00:28:09.900
some of these. And 100 percent. And you can stop

00:28:09.900 --> 00:28:15.180
me wherever you want. And yeah, I have opinions.

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:19.240
OK, perfect. Were you a three hour early to the

00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.799
airport family? 100 percent. And I still am.

00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:25.180
I am, too, to the point where I called my papa

00:28:25.180 --> 00:28:28.900
a couple of days before. i left for dallas and

00:28:28.900 --> 00:28:30.200
i was like hey you're taking me to the airport

00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:34.700
um what like my flight's at 915. When do you

00:28:34.700 --> 00:28:36.500
want to, like, when do you think we should get

00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:38.279
up and get going? And he's like, well, you need

00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:41.559
to be there by at least at the latest 545. So

00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:43.859
let's plan on leaving at 445. And I was like,

00:28:43.900 --> 00:28:45.480
we live 30 minutes from the airport. And he was

00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:50.160
like, I don't care. No, yeah. I would so much

00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:54.480
rather have an extra hour to sip a coffee and

00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:58.779
doom scroll on my phone or I've gotten a full

00:28:58.779 --> 00:29:01.500
on meal at the airport just because I had extra

00:29:01.500 --> 00:29:04.559
time that I had given myself. Absolutely. I am

00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:09.400
happy, thrilled even to be there. I mean, I usually

00:29:09.400 --> 00:29:13.740
aim for two hours before boarding starts. OK,

00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:17.539
I'm I'm pretty I'm I'm a little bit earlier than

00:29:17.539 --> 00:29:19.900
that. I like I like being early. I like having

00:29:19.900 --> 00:29:22.079
a ton of time. Do you go and like check to see

00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:23.500
that your gate is where you think it's going

00:29:23.500 --> 00:29:26.279
to be before? Like you need to like sit down

00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:28.829
or anything? Love that. Because you know what's

00:29:28.829 --> 00:29:31.730
never going to happen is a flight leaves early.

00:29:31.910 --> 00:29:35.210
That's never going to happen ever. But I will

00:29:35.210 --> 00:29:38.589
know that my gate is there. Thousand percent.

00:29:39.890 --> 00:29:43.730
Window or aisle seat? Window for sure. Same.

00:29:43.809 --> 00:29:45.970
I'm not one of those people who's hopping right

00:29:45.970 --> 00:29:48.029
up when the plane lands and immediately getting

00:29:48.029 --> 00:29:52.269
off. I believe in rules and order. And I'm happy

00:29:52.269 --> 00:29:56.980
to wait to get off the plane. Speaking of. waiting

00:29:56.980 --> 00:30:02.240
to get off the plane. One of the one of the observations

00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:08.400
I made was so. The plane touches down and the

00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:10.900
captain is like, OK, please keep your seatbelts

00:30:10.900 --> 00:30:13.839
fastened until we're at the gate and the seatbelt

00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.359
sign is off. And the way people act like it's

00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:19.599
Pamplona running the fucking bulls. And they're

00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:25.569
the bulls. Yes. And like so. I feel like I called

00:30:25.569 --> 00:30:27.710
you or I left you a FaceTime voicemail or something,

00:30:27.809 --> 00:30:29.990
but like there was a woman on my flight from

00:30:29.990 --> 00:30:33.990
Indy to Atlanta. And as as dear listener, you

00:30:33.990 --> 00:30:35.750
probably know because I don't shut up about it.

00:30:35.789 --> 00:30:40.509
I love the city of Atlanta. However, when anyone

00:30:40.509 --> 00:30:43.390
is flying there, it's I would venture to say

00:30:43.390 --> 00:30:45.789
probably 95 percent of the time it's for a layover.

00:30:46.730 --> 00:30:50.390
Yeah. Like everyone has a connecting flight.

00:30:51.369 --> 00:30:54.779
Everyone. Everyone. It's the Delta and I only

00:30:54.779 --> 00:30:57.200
fly Delta. It's the Delta hub. Like it is what

00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:00.660
it is. But there was a woman and I typically

00:31:00.660 --> 00:31:03.019
sit towards the back of the plane, usually behind

00:31:03.019 --> 00:31:08.059
the wing. And there was a woman who was flying

00:31:08.059 --> 00:31:10.539
standby. I know she was flying standby because

00:31:10.539 --> 00:31:12.220
she was one of the last people to get on. And

00:31:12.220 --> 00:31:14.019
like she was with a family and they were all

00:31:14.019 --> 00:31:15.740
like scattered across the plane. So they didn't

00:31:15.740 --> 00:31:17.559
have assigned seats coming on. It's giving home

00:31:17.559 --> 00:31:22.259
alone. OK, I never saw him alone. What? I've

00:31:22.259 --> 00:31:25.039
never seen that movie. On the Christmas episode

00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:27.480
of the podcast, you will be watching Home Alone.

00:31:27.700 --> 00:31:29.619
Okay. And sharing your thoughts. That's fine.

00:31:29.819 --> 00:31:33.710
I'm happy to do that. there was a woman who gets

00:31:33.710 --> 00:31:36.390
up and she's like tapping this guy on the shoulder

00:31:36.390 --> 00:31:38.890
the guy that was sitting next to me and she was

00:31:38.890 --> 00:31:41.829
like i i have i have a connecting flight i have

00:31:41.829 --> 00:31:43.509
a connecting flight and the guy was like yeah

00:31:43.509 --> 00:31:45.650
me too and i fully would like it took everything

00:31:45.650 --> 00:31:48.230
in me not to say it we're in atlanta we all have

00:31:48.230 --> 00:31:51.069
a connecting flight so does everyone like what

00:31:51.069 --> 00:31:54.069
the fuck what the fuck yeah i don't get that

00:31:54.069 --> 00:31:57.349
i have another question for you before we move

00:31:57.349 --> 00:32:02.680
on because it's not in your questions so When

00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.339
you are the last group to board, which for me

00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:09.059
is pretty much all the time, right? You're like

00:32:09.059 --> 00:32:14.440
five or whatever. You board with like the bulk

00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.039
of people. OK, OK. Yeah. If you're. Yes. OK.

00:32:17.380 --> 00:32:20.880
Do you immediately when they call your group,

00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:25.579
get in line to board when they give my group

00:32:25.579 --> 00:32:29.680
number? Yes. I will not wait. That is insane

00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:34.839
to me. Really? The line is so incredibly long.

00:32:35.140 --> 00:32:38.000
Oh, I sit there at the gate and I watch them

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.319
trickle in. And then when the line is much shorter,

00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:44.579
I go stand in it. No, like when they say my number.

00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:48.579
Yes. Before my number, I have a good sit. No,

00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:50.799
like when they call my number. Right. Because

00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:53.900
I'm always flying coach. I'm not a fancy flyer.

00:32:53.900 --> 00:32:56.299
That's fair. When they call my group number,

00:32:56.480 --> 00:33:00.750
I am not getting up. I am not getting up until

00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:04.769
that super long extended line goes down. Because

00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:08.329
I don't understand why, if we've all just been

00:33:08.329 --> 00:33:11.769
sitting in this crowd, basically, together around

00:33:11.769 --> 00:33:15.089
the gate, why we feel like we all need to stand

00:33:15.089 --> 00:33:18.849
in line at the same time. I don't get it. I don't

00:33:18.849 --> 00:33:23.309
want to stand for 30 minutes. That is fair. I'm

00:33:23.309 --> 00:33:27.900
already here. That is fair. No, that's yeah,

00:33:28.099 --> 00:33:30.420
that's fair. Kenny's like you, though. That's

00:33:30.420 --> 00:33:32.819
why I wanted to ask. Like, as soon as they call

00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:34.579
our group number, he's getting up and getting

00:33:34.579 --> 00:33:37.299
in line. And I'm like, Kenny, I like to. There

00:33:37.299 --> 00:33:40.980
are 45 people already in line. I enjoy making

00:33:40.980 --> 00:33:43.420
sure that the gate agent's job is very easy.

00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.019
And like, I don't. Yeah, like. 100 percent. I'm

00:33:47.019 --> 00:33:49.319
not saying I wait until there's no one in line.

00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:53.200
I'm saying, you know how like at the Indianapolis

00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:56.900
airport, there's like a line to the gate and

00:33:56.900 --> 00:34:00.200
then it curves one way or another because there

00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:03.279
are 45 people standing in line. Yes. I'm waiting

00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:05.960
until the line reaches the carpet and then I'm

00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:08.800
getting in line. OK, that's fair. That's fair.

00:34:08.940 --> 00:34:11.019
Because I just don't understand why we're all

00:34:11.019 --> 00:34:13.139
standing there. We're already at the gate. I

00:34:13.139 --> 00:34:17.110
don't know. You don't get it. That's fair. You

00:34:17.110 --> 00:34:21.690
don't get it. The other. So on the note of like

00:34:21.690 --> 00:34:24.389
people being Pamplona running the fucking bulls,

00:34:24.389 --> 00:34:27.469
I noticed a lot of people. It had to have been

00:34:27.469 --> 00:34:29.309
their first time in an airport or on an airplane.

00:34:29.449 --> 00:34:32.329
Like the way that like it was, I'm going to stand

00:34:32.329 --> 00:34:34.250
right here. I'm going to crowd around people.

00:34:34.309 --> 00:34:38.360
I'm going to like run in front of like. I'm in

00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:40.460
the back of the plane, but I'm going to try and

00:34:40.460 --> 00:34:42.260
be the first to get off the plane. I was just

00:34:42.260 --> 00:34:45.139
like, why? Why are you doing that? There's an

00:34:45.139 --> 00:34:49.039
epidemic ever since COVID, I fear, of people

00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:52.199
not believing in personal space. It's everywhere.

00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:56.639
It's at the store. It's in any public space,

00:34:56.860 --> 00:35:00.900
really. People have just forgotten to get the

00:35:00.900 --> 00:35:04.019
fuck up off of you. I don't understand what happened,

00:35:04.179 --> 00:35:07.659
but I'm against it. Give me six feet of space

00:35:07.659 --> 00:35:14.579
minimum. When I'm on a plane like. I'm like I

00:35:14.579 --> 00:35:17.519
get like you are crammed in like sardines, like

00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:19.940
the amount of space that you have, like if you

00:35:19.940 --> 00:35:22.420
look between like the 90s and now, like there

00:35:22.420 --> 00:35:25.099
is a significant change in like the amount of

00:35:25.099 --> 00:35:27.260
space people have on a plane. I'm comfortable

00:35:27.260 --> 00:35:29.940
with that. I'm not comfortable with like someone

00:35:29.940 --> 00:35:32.900
literally like getting up next to and behind

00:35:32.900 --> 00:35:35.179
you. While you're getting off a plane. I'm like,

00:35:35.199 --> 00:35:36.719
we're all getting off at the same time. Like

00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:38.719
this will not go any faster. And I would argue

00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:40.219
that what you're doing is going to make it take

00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:42.639
longer. That's where we're at. Everyone needs

00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:44.900
to sit down for much longer when a plane lands.

00:35:45.219 --> 00:35:48.260
That's the. I agree. I'll sit until the row in

00:35:48.260 --> 00:35:53.039
front of me is empty. Like I will sit. Yeah.

00:35:53.179 --> 00:35:56.619
And like, I don't know. I hate it. I'd rather

00:35:56.619 --> 00:35:59.320
miss a connecting flight than be that bitch.

00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:03.050
Well. That's foreshadowing if I've ever heard

00:36:03.050 --> 00:36:08.090
it. For sure. I also noticed a ton of people

00:36:08.090 --> 00:36:09.909
that could not figure out the moving walkways

00:36:09.909 --> 00:36:12.210
or like when to step on an escalator in the airport.

00:36:13.190 --> 00:36:17.309
What? People know how to use escalators? Not

00:36:17.309 --> 00:36:20.329
at the Indianapolis International Airport. I

00:36:20.329 --> 00:36:23.349
will say I'm scared of escalators. I used to

00:36:23.349 --> 00:36:26.510
be really terrified of them as a kid. Did you

00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:28.809
think they were going to eat you? No, I just

00:36:28.809 --> 00:36:30.989
thought I was going to fall and it would hurt

00:36:30.989 --> 00:36:35.210
really bad. I do imagine if you fall on an escalator,

00:36:35.230 --> 00:36:37.750
just the way the stairs are shaved, it probably

00:36:37.750 --> 00:36:40.550
is incredibly painful. Yeah, or I thought I would

00:36:40.550 --> 00:36:43.050
fall off the side and they're always really steep.

00:36:43.289 --> 00:36:49.900
Anyways, I have a fear of escalators. In my adulthood,

00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.960
I've gotten a lot better about it. However, with

00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:56.420
a suitcase in hand, it does make my palms very

00:36:56.420 --> 00:37:00.239
sweaty. It makes me very nervous. So when you're

00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:03.920
on. We'll take the escalators out of it for a

00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:05.780
minute, because I think those aren't normal escalators.

00:37:05.820 --> 00:37:08.039
I think when you're on an escalator with a suitcase,

00:37:08.179 --> 00:37:10.500
you can't you can't walk up an escalator like

00:37:10.500 --> 00:37:13.860
a normal person. When you're on the moving walkway

00:37:13.860 --> 00:37:18.789
in an airport, though. Do you like do you do

00:37:18.789 --> 00:37:20.050
the thing where it's like, OK, if you're on the

00:37:20.050 --> 00:37:21.510
left, you're walking. If you're on the right,

00:37:21.610 --> 00:37:24.750
like you're standing. No, they're going opposite

00:37:24.750 --> 00:37:27.250
directions. No, no, no, no. Like when like, OK,

00:37:27.309 --> 00:37:29.869
so like when you're like you make two lanes.

00:37:30.010 --> 00:37:34.809
Yeah. Yeah. Imaginary. No, I walk. But I know

00:37:34.809 --> 00:37:37.969
that it's not a natural instinct to walk because

00:37:37.969 --> 00:37:40.289
I have to tell Jack every time to keep walking.

00:37:40.449 --> 00:37:43.230
Oh, for me, it's a natural instinct. For me,

00:37:43.230 --> 00:37:46.460
it's almost I'm running. Well, isn't that kind

00:37:46.460 --> 00:37:49.159
of the point? It just makes your walk a lot faster.

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:52.159
Yes, I think that is the entire point. But like

00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:55.639
the way that like people, it's like whole families

00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:59.679
were spread out across the entire width. And

00:37:59.679 --> 00:38:01.179
they're just standing there. And they're just

00:38:01.179 --> 00:38:02.980
talking. They're just having a time. And I'm

00:38:02.980 --> 00:38:05.659
like, people, I have to go make sure my gate's

00:38:05.659 --> 00:38:08.690
there. Please move. It doesn't really bother

00:38:08.690 --> 00:38:10.929
me. I will say, you get very emotional about

00:38:10.929 --> 00:38:13.130
everything that happens at the airport. I do.

00:38:13.329 --> 00:38:19.389
You're right, I do. 100%. I don't really care.

00:38:19.590 --> 00:38:22.949
Like, I don't like the people who are, like,

00:38:22.949 --> 00:38:25.050
standing up and breathing on my neck. That one

00:38:25.050 --> 00:38:28.190
really bugs me. But, like, I don't care about

00:38:28.190 --> 00:38:30.530
people rushing off the plane. I just watch them.

00:38:30.809 --> 00:38:33.289
Or, like, standing on the moving thing. I'm like,

00:38:33.409 --> 00:38:38.260
okay. I like to watch people in airports that

00:38:38.260 --> 00:38:40.699
have the trains that get you to where you need

00:38:40.699 --> 00:38:43.019
to go. I like to watch people not hang on and

00:38:43.019 --> 00:38:44.980
fall on their ass. That's so fun for me. Do you

00:38:44.980 --> 00:38:47.880
want to know something so sick and twisted about

00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:51.619
me? What? Even if I don't have to go to another

00:38:51.619 --> 00:38:54.039
terminal, I will ride those trains around the

00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:57.360
entire airport. They're so fun. I love public

00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.340
transit. I think it is so fun and exciting. I

00:39:00.340 --> 00:39:04.159
specifically love the ones in Tampa. um tampa

00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:06.940
does have a good one yes orlando has an incredible

00:39:06.940 --> 00:39:11.380
one dallas fort worth has a great one um atlanta

00:39:11.380 --> 00:39:14.539
has an amazing one it's all underground oh that's

00:39:14.539 --> 00:39:17.900
cool it's like a subway yeah it's it looks like

00:39:17.900 --> 00:39:20.019
a subway when you're like instead of just like

00:39:20.019 --> 00:39:24.969
a tram yeah it's really cool yeah i yeah i I

00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:27.829
enjoy a good people watching session at the airport.

00:39:28.070 --> 00:39:30.230
I'm very quiet at the airport because what I'm

00:39:30.230 --> 00:39:33.449
doing is observing. People are so silly at the

00:39:33.449 --> 00:39:35.550
airport. We've never flown anywhere together.

00:39:35.670 --> 00:39:37.690
I can't wait when we have like a live episode

00:39:37.690 --> 00:39:40.590
that we have to fly to because I think it will

00:39:40.590 --> 00:39:43.070
create a ton of content for us. It's going to

00:39:43.070 --> 00:39:45.329
be very weird for me because usually I have my

00:39:45.329 --> 00:39:48.010
AirPods in the whole time and I would have them

00:39:48.010 --> 00:39:50.289
on noise cancellation if I didn't have Jack with

00:39:50.289 --> 00:39:53.289
me every time I traveled. That's the only reason

00:39:53.289 --> 00:39:55.670
I don't have noise cancellation on. Yeah. Is

00:39:55.670 --> 00:39:58.090
to hear if Jack is being kidnapped because he

00:39:58.090 --> 00:40:01.789
would scream. Oh, he would let you know he was

00:40:01.789 --> 00:40:04.670
being taken. And I think. Yeah. OK, so that's

00:40:04.670 --> 00:40:08.889
the end of like from Indy to Indy to Atlanta

00:40:08.889 --> 00:40:13.880
to Dallas. Right. So. I can tell you the trip

00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:17.039
back from Dallas was much more tumultuous. Like,

00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:19.199
and you can, like, you see there's like a significant

00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.559
change in my notes after this point. Yeah, we've

00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:28.809
moved on from questions to statements. How do

00:40:28.809 --> 00:40:31.449
you feel about the assholes with clear getting

00:40:31.449 --> 00:40:33.150
me? Have you ever been to one of these airports

00:40:33.150 --> 00:40:34.969
that actually has clear? Cause Andy doesn't know.

00:40:35.050 --> 00:40:38.570
I don't know what that is. Clear is like pre

00:40:38.570 --> 00:40:41.190
-check, but you get like an escort who takes

00:40:41.190 --> 00:40:44.809
you around with a fucking sign and says, um,

00:40:44.869 --> 00:40:47.090
this person has clear they're coming through

00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.369
and they like you bypass security altogether.

00:40:49.469 --> 00:40:53.030
Basically. It feels like that would be helpful

00:40:53.030 --> 00:40:57.440
for like. Number one, disabled people and number

00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:01.119
two, celebrities. But outside of that, no one

00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:03.480
has any business getting that. OK, well, like

00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:08.699
30 people in line had it. Special Pants McGee.

00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:12.559
Yeah, it was so annoying. And I'm just going

00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:14.659
to read this one to you verbatim. There was this

00:41:14.659 --> 00:41:17.599
cunt in line for TSA in Dallas, and she just

00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:19.539
decided to unhook the things between the poles

00:41:19.539 --> 00:41:22.019
that define the line pattern while you're waiting

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:24.980
for TSA and just started walking wherever she

00:41:24.980 --> 00:41:28.820
wanted. And she was promptly escorted out of

00:41:28.820 --> 00:41:31.320
the terminal. Oh, they do not play about that.

00:41:31.539 --> 00:41:34.659
They are not playing any games about that. But

00:41:34.659 --> 00:41:36.719
like she was like screaming, I have kids. I have

00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.480
kids with me. And then like I was just like kids

00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:43.309
with us, please. I was just like the audacity,

00:41:43.309 --> 00:41:45.650
though, just to like unhook the things and just

00:41:45.650 --> 00:41:47.849
start walking wherever the fuck you want. Like,

00:41:47.929 --> 00:41:52.329
OK, that's fine. That's insane. I decided I really

00:41:52.329 --> 00:41:54.349
need to get better about the way I pack. So a

00:41:54.349 --> 00:41:56.969
secret about me is and you know how much I love

00:41:56.969 --> 00:41:59.369
Delta. What I don't love about Delta is if you

00:41:59.369 --> 00:42:04.289
check a bag before you're checked in, it is $40

00:42:04.289 --> 00:42:08.019
to check a bag. Delta has to make their money

00:42:08.019 --> 00:42:09.840
and I won't hold that against them. So what I

00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:12.119
typically do is I will take a carry on size bag

00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:16.400
with me and I 100 % of the time know that I will

00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:19.039
not be exiting the airplane with that bag. I

00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.179
will check it at the gate because I am never

00:42:22.179 --> 00:42:24.840
on it. I've in my entire life, I've been on one

00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:26.840
flight that was not like almost completely full.

00:42:26.940 --> 00:42:31.130
Right. And I'm happy to. I love to check a bag.

00:42:31.170 --> 00:42:32.849
I love the glamour. I don't know if I've ever

00:42:32.849 --> 00:42:34.710
told the podcast, the sick thing that I believe

00:42:34.710 --> 00:42:36.469
is going to happen, but I believe that I will

00:42:36.469 --> 00:42:40.190
meet the love of my life at a baggage claim at

00:42:40.190 --> 00:42:42.349
an airport. I have to tell you the sick way me

00:42:42.349 --> 00:42:45.630
and Kenny travel when you're done with your story.

00:42:45.730 --> 00:42:47.969
Don't let me forget. I have a sick thing where

00:42:47.969 --> 00:42:51.090
like, I believe that at some point I'm going

00:42:51.090 --> 00:42:55.050
to be at baggage claim. I assume somewhere I

00:42:55.050 --> 00:43:05.219
love Atlanta. Miami, wherever. I'm going to be

00:43:05.219 --> 00:43:07.280
at baggage claim. I'm going to be reaching for

00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.639
a gray Samsonite suitcase and someone's hand

00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:12.139
is going to meet mine. And I'm going to look

00:43:12.139 --> 00:43:14.820
and I'm like, oh, do we have the same suitcase?

00:43:15.380 --> 00:43:17.179
And he'll be like, oh, I'm sorry. Like that.

00:43:17.500 --> 00:43:19.059
That's yours. And I'm like, no, maybe it's yours.

00:43:19.380 --> 00:43:22.280
And then we'll fall in love and then we'll get

00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.860
married after that. I believe that's going to

00:43:23.860 --> 00:43:26.980
happen for me. I hope it does. I truly hope it

00:43:26.980 --> 00:43:33.130
does. So sick and stupid. So like. But what I

00:43:33.130 --> 00:43:38.010
do know is that I do overpack. Like I. Me too,

00:43:38.110 --> 00:43:41.250
sister. Oh, it's bad. Like I was in Dallas for

00:43:41.250 --> 00:43:46.030
three days. No, I'm sorry. Two days. I took no

00:43:46.030 --> 00:43:48.809
less than 12 outfits with me. Can you say that

00:43:48.809 --> 00:43:52.670
too? I don't overpack to that extent. I, a symptom

00:43:52.670 --> 00:43:56.269
of my mental illness is that I have to. While

00:43:56.269 --> 00:43:58.909
I'm packing, be looking at an itinerary of what

00:43:58.909 --> 00:44:02.010
I'm doing on my trip. And I have to pack accordingly.

00:44:02.809 --> 00:44:07.110
Oh, see, I wish I could be like that. I feel

00:44:07.110 --> 00:44:09.929
like you're like Kenny and you just look in your

00:44:09.929 --> 00:44:12.469
closet and everything you feel like bringing

00:44:12.469 --> 00:44:17.690
goes in the suitcase. That is not my vibe. That's

00:44:17.690 --> 00:44:20.829
exactly what I do actually. It makes me so anxious.

00:44:21.010 --> 00:44:24.969
I hate it. Cause I'm like, you don't know. Okay.

00:44:25.010 --> 00:44:27.690
First of all, you're 100 % of the time going

00:44:27.690 --> 00:44:31.329
to overpack when you do that. But secondly, you're

00:44:31.329 --> 00:44:35.969
also, you could miss something. Like what if

00:44:35.969 --> 00:44:40.150
you're on your itinerary is to like go horseback

00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:41.849
riding or something and you don't bring an extra

00:44:41.849 --> 00:44:44.800
outfit for that? I don't know. It would stress

00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.320
me out to no end if I didn't pack along with

00:44:47.320 --> 00:44:49.559
my itinerary. You want to know what I didn't

00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:51.739
do is miss anything because I took it all with

00:44:51.739 --> 00:44:55.460
me. I took everything with me. Do you pack four

00:44:55.460 --> 00:44:57.519
pairs of underwear for each day, too, just in

00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:01.019
case? At least two. That's okay. You're going

00:45:01.019 --> 00:45:03.579
to shit your pants every day. No, it's because

00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:07.519
I know beyond a shadow of a doubt if I'm up walking,

00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.380
if I'm up doing anything, it's going to smell

00:45:10.380 --> 00:45:13.539
like balls. Well, like, and you sweat and whatever.

00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:17.000
And I get that. And like, if you're going to

00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:19.460
do like a going out to dinner thing and you want

00:45:19.460 --> 00:45:22.019
to change and shower before that, like you need

00:45:22.019 --> 00:45:25.900
a night. I get that. I do. Kenny went on that

00:45:25.900 --> 00:45:29.360
trip to Cabo for a week. I am not kidding when

00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:32.860
I tell you he packed almost every single pair

00:45:32.860 --> 00:45:34.920
of underwear that he owns, like upwards of 20.

00:45:37.449 --> 00:45:40.809
It's actually insane. I have to tell you, I see

00:45:40.809 --> 00:45:45.530
nothing in the world wrong with that. So, but,

00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:47.469
like, I do know that, like, what I will, so,

00:45:47.570 --> 00:45:50.829
like, I'll have the bag that is allegedly my

00:45:50.829 --> 00:45:53.769
carry -on, like, roller bag, but, like, I know

00:45:53.769 --> 00:45:56.829
it will be checked. Right. I'll pack that, and

00:45:56.829 --> 00:46:00.329
I'm like, okay, and I've never once had this

00:46:00.329 --> 00:46:02.250
happen where my bags have gotten lost. Like,

00:46:02.269 --> 00:46:06.010
these stories of people losing bags, I... I don't

00:46:06.010 --> 00:46:07.750
believe all of them are true. Like I know it

00:46:07.750 --> 00:46:10.090
has to happen, but like most of the time we can

00:46:10.090 --> 00:46:12.429
find them. Like you go to the little office by

00:46:12.429 --> 00:46:14.670
baggage claim and like they'll figure out where

00:46:14.670 --> 00:46:17.590
it is. Right. Or you have a fucking air tag in

00:46:17.590 --> 00:46:19.110
it. It's just not that deep. That's what we do

00:46:19.110 --> 00:46:21.809
anyway. Yeah. So I'm like, OK, but if in the

00:46:21.809 --> 00:46:23.670
off chance it does happen, I'm going to put a

00:46:23.670 --> 00:46:26.829
couple of packing cubes of like outfits in my

00:46:26.829 --> 00:46:30.980
backpack just in case. And so. I end up having

00:46:30.980 --> 00:46:33.139
a completely full backpack, a completely full

00:46:33.139 --> 00:46:38.480
suitcase. And it's a lot. Sure. So I do have

00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:40.179
to get better about the way I pack. Tell me your

00:46:40.179 --> 00:46:42.380
story because I don't want you to forget it.

00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.920
Oh, anytime Kenny and I go anywhere, even if

00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:49.719
we're bringing Jack, we do a checked bag. I hate

00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:53.119
a carry -on. I hate it so much. I don't like

00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:55.239
having to put it in the bin. I don't like having

00:46:55.239 --> 00:46:57.960
to pull it out of the bin. It's heavy. It's annoying.

00:46:58.300 --> 00:47:00.280
I feel like I'm going to forget it in the airport

00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:01.960
too. Like I'm just going to walk away from it

00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:05.920
and forget I had it. So we hate a carry -on and

00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:10.199
we do a checked bag. It's been overweight. Every

00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.079
single time we've gone to the airport and it's

00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:14.539
just like a sunk cost at this point, we are down

00:47:14.539 --> 00:47:17.840
to pay an extra hundred dollars every time we

00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:21.340
go to the airport. I love a checked bag. Listen,

00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:25.079
they can be whatever. Like if the limit is 50

00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:28.380
pounds, our checked bag is 80. We have a giant

00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:32.460
bag and it is full to the brim and I don't give

00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:38.579
a fuck at all. Speaking of a checked bag. I am

00:47:38.579 --> 00:47:40.880
just going to put this out there away luggage.

00:47:40.980 --> 00:47:44.099
I want you to sponsor this podcast and I want

00:47:44.099 --> 00:47:46.820
it so bad. I want an away bag. It's so bad. So

00:47:46.820 --> 00:47:49.300
like send me one. I've never seen that. Oh my

00:47:49.300 --> 00:47:53.960
God. They're so glamorous away. Please sponsor

00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:57.920
us. Um, and I will, I will shift my story from

00:47:57.920 --> 00:48:02.159
being my. My Samsonite baggage claim. I will

00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:04.199
find love with an away suitcase at baggage claim.

00:48:04.440 --> 00:48:10.079
100%. Please sponsor us. What else? OK, so I

00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:13.199
need to get better. Oh, I tried Whataburger.

00:48:13.460 --> 00:48:17.980
Oh, yeah. Did you like it? It was so fucking

00:48:17.980 --> 00:48:20.940
good. They are good. It was so good to the point

00:48:20.940 --> 00:48:24.920
where I was at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. And

00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:29.449
they're not in. Or at least the one I went to,

00:48:29.510 --> 00:48:31.070
because I know they have three or four scattered

00:48:31.070 --> 00:48:34.909
around the airport. Because the Dallas Fort Worth

00:48:34.909 --> 00:48:38.230
Airport is unimaginably massive. That's what

00:48:38.230 --> 00:48:41.590
I've heard. It's like intense. It is so huge.

00:48:41.750 --> 00:48:43.869
And there are like five or six terminals and

00:48:43.869 --> 00:48:46.070
they're building more right now. It's insane.

00:48:47.190 --> 00:48:50.090
But Dallas was this way, too. Like Dallas is

00:48:50.090 --> 00:48:52.570
huge. I thought you were talking about Dallas.

00:48:53.900 --> 00:48:56.000
no no no no like this like i'm back in dallas

00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.239
it's like coming back from dallas at this point

00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.280
no i know but you said the dallas port worth

00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:02.699
airport is huge and then you said dallas is also

00:49:02.699 --> 00:49:06.619
that way it's huge yeah like the the the or like

00:49:06.619 --> 00:49:09.860
the city itself okay sorry okay yeah i see okay

00:49:09.860 --> 00:49:12.960
um the airport's huge dallas is huge it's the

00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:16.780
hotel i stayed in was fucking everything's bigger

00:49:16.780 --> 00:49:22.260
it's huge they mean it i guess yeah they do and

00:49:22.260 --> 00:49:29.349
like Oh, Lord. So, OK, you. I went to like I

00:49:29.349 --> 00:49:34.530
had to go into like one of the things away from

00:49:34.530 --> 00:49:38.130
the Delta Terminal to like the the airport. I

00:49:38.130 --> 00:49:41.670
had to get in an airport tram to go find a Whataburger.

00:49:41.789 --> 00:49:45.070
And I went back to the Delta Terminal and I was

00:49:45.070 --> 00:49:47.250
like editing an episode of the podcast like.

00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:49.400
That was that released last week. And it was

00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:51.079
so great. I was so happy. And I was like, do

00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:56.420
you know what I could go for again? And I went

00:49:56.420 --> 00:49:59.119
back for a second. What a burger meal. As you

00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:02.760
should. It was so good. It is good. It's like,

00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:06.099
yeah. And they have like this spicy ketchup.

00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:10.539
So good. I don't like ketchup, but I love ketchup.

00:50:11.759 --> 00:50:13.900
Yeah, I always wanted a burger when I was living

00:50:13.900 --> 00:50:16.219
in Louisiana. Oh, yeah, because it was like down

00:50:16.219 --> 00:50:20.579
in the same region. OK, so the next thing on

00:50:20.579 --> 00:50:22.920
my list was the Dallas -Fort Worth Airport is

00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:27.590
so unfathomably huge. Like, it is wild. Can we

00:50:27.590 --> 00:50:29.929
just thank Apple Maps for being detailed about

00:50:29.929 --> 00:50:32.789
airports? Because I really do appreciate the

00:50:32.789 --> 00:50:36.750
detail they put into every airport. It has saved

00:50:36.750 --> 00:50:39.050
my life a thousand times. And I'm not even shitting

00:50:39.050 --> 00:50:41.630
you. Like when I landed in Dallas, like it was

00:50:41.630 --> 00:50:45.389
25 minutes of like the plane moving from the

00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:47.829
runway to the gate. We're supposed to. Yeah.

00:50:47.909 --> 00:50:52.989
Yeah. It was wild. And then I'm going to tell

00:50:52.989 --> 00:50:57.500
you about the. Like so the experience of getting

00:50:57.500 --> 00:51:01.860
on the plane in Dallas. So I'm sitting and the

00:51:01.860 --> 00:51:04.460
woman comes on the thing and I have to assume

00:51:04.460 --> 00:51:07.139
they probably oversold this flight. Like I think

00:51:07.139 --> 00:51:09.460
this is probably really what the crux of the

00:51:09.460 --> 00:51:12.940
issue was. But so you sit down. I'm finishing

00:51:12.940 --> 00:51:15.420
my second meal of what a burger. I'm just like

00:51:15.420 --> 00:51:17.400
listening to a podcast at this point. I'm so

00:51:17.400 --> 00:51:19.159
happy. I'm like ready to get on a Delta flight

00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:23.099
and just like be taken away. The gate agent comes

00:51:23.099 --> 00:51:26.329
on. Half an hour before boarding starts and she

00:51:26.329 --> 00:51:30.030
goes, this flight will be full. If you are in

00:51:30.030 --> 00:51:34.869
zones six, seven, eight, you will not have a

00:51:34.869 --> 00:51:39.369
choice but to check your bag. Yeah. OK. Then

00:51:39.369 --> 00:51:41.909
the woman says, and we're going to go ahead and

00:51:41.909 --> 00:51:44.349
just proactively start asking for volunteers

00:51:44.349 --> 00:51:47.789
to check bags. Yeah. Great. It's happened on

00:51:47.789 --> 00:51:49.869
at least three or four flights I've been on in

00:51:49.869 --> 00:51:52.469
my life. Yeah. Like I was the first one in that

00:51:52.469 --> 00:51:54.480
line. I said, please think. Take my bag. Thank

00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:59.880
you. Please do. I was so excited. The number

00:51:59.880 --> 00:52:02.900
of people that were completely unwilling to check

00:52:02.900 --> 00:52:06.769
the bag. Like and it was like people were like

00:52:06.769 --> 00:52:08.650
grumbling, whatever. And then the woman just

00:52:08.650 --> 00:52:10.610
keeps making the announcement because she's like,

00:52:10.610 --> 00:52:13.090
this is going to be an issue and we're trying

00:52:13.090 --> 00:52:15.449
to get ahead of it. And the woman even said,

00:52:15.510 --> 00:52:18.650
this will help you get on the plane and in the

00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:20.730
air faster if you just do it. Because they know

00:52:20.730 --> 00:52:22.949
that people are assholes. What do you have in

00:52:22.949 --> 00:52:26.010
there? Your diamonds? Maybe. What are you so

00:52:26.010 --> 00:52:29.250
precious about? Gate checking your bag. I don't

00:52:29.250 --> 00:52:32.059
get it. I'll tell you, there was one person at

00:52:32.059 --> 00:52:34.920
the end of the thing who was the last holdout

00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:38.139
who said who was in the last boarding group who

00:52:38.139 --> 00:52:42.800
was in the back of the plane. Who decided she

00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.539
was going on principle not to check her bag.

00:52:45.699 --> 00:52:49.280
So she carries her. And this was not a carry

00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.119
on bag. Like I can definitively tell you, I looked

00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:52.579
at it. I know what a carry on bag looks like.

00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.000
This was not a carry on bag. Yeah. This girl

00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:58.420
gets on the plane and I look at her and she just

00:52:58.420 --> 00:53:01.780
looked like an asshole. Like she was ready to

00:53:01.780 --> 00:53:04.519
fight someone. She's the main character. Oh,

00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:08.760
she was the main character in her life. And she.

00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:13.300
gets on the plane no more room in the thing and

00:53:13.300 --> 00:53:15.460
the flight attendants are like you have to check

00:53:15.460 --> 00:53:17.320
that back and she just ignores them and just

00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:21.539
keeps on walking gets to the end of the thing

00:53:21.539 --> 00:53:25.320
it doesn't it's not that it didn't fit in the

00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:28.179
in the overhead bins it's that there was physically

00:53:28.179 --> 00:53:30.599
no more space because you know that how they

00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:33.000
start closing them as they get full they were

00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:36.159
all closed she opens one up and she's like Well,

00:53:36.179 --> 00:53:39.519
where am I going to put my bag? And girl, have

00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:42.119
you been listening? Yeah. And this flight attendant

00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:44.340
was like, there's nowhere to put it. You have

00:53:44.340 --> 00:53:48.699
to check that bag. And three more flight attendants

00:53:48.699 --> 00:53:50.159
moved to the back of the plane because they see

00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:55.400
what's coming. And this girl just is having a

00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:58.119
full blown meltdown screaming about, I don't

00:53:58.119 --> 00:53:59.159
want to check my bag. I don't want to check my

00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:03.170
bag. I don't want to check my bag. I just want

00:54:03.170 --> 00:54:05.949
to know why. Because like if you have medication

00:54:05.949 --> 00:54:08.690
or something, I get that. But they tell you,

00:54:08.769 --> 00:54:12.510
take it out. Yes. Take anything. They will say,

00:54:12.590 --> 00:54:14.869
take anything you think you might want on the

00:54:14.869 --> 00:54:17.949
flight out. Yes. Medications, electronics, any

00:54:17.949 --> 00:54:20.409
of that. You can take it out. Yes. And they will

00:54:20.409 --> 00:54:22.269
give you the time and the space to do that. So

00:54:22.269 --> 00:54:24.989
there's really no excuse. I don't get it. Yes.

00:54:26.329 --> 00:54:28.150
And then she's screaming about how she has a

00:54:28.150 --> 00:54:29.750
layover in Atlanta, which brings me back to,

00:54:29.829 --> 00:54:32.320
yes, we all have a layover in Atlanta. Everyone

00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:34.559
on this flight has a layover in Atlanta. Like,

00:54:34.579 --> 00:54:37.739
are you flying with Quavo, who is actually going

00:54:37.739 --> 00:54:40.780
to stay in Atlanta? Who do you think here is

00:54:40.780 --> 00:54:42.239
really flying to Atlanta? Do you think everyone's

00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:46.519
man just really loves Atlanta? Like, I haven't

00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:48.079
spent that much time in Atlanta. I'm sure it's

00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:51.460
a beautiful city and people love Atlanta. But

00:54:51.460 --> 00:54:53.920
like, it's not exactly a vacation destination,

00:54:54.360 --> 00:55:00.079
mama. It's not. I don't get it. So then the girl's

00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:02.530
having the meltdown. And she's screaming about,

00:55:02.570 --> 00:55:05.730
I have 10 minutes to get from my flight in Atlanta

00:55:05.730 --> 00:55:09.849
to, like, where I get to Atlanta to where I leave

00:55:09.849 --> 00:55:12.329
Atlanta. And let me tell you a couple things

00:55:12.329 --> 00:55:15.110
here. You shouldn't have booked that. Delta allows

00:55:15.110 --> 00:55:20.090
you to choose. Like, you select the flights you

00:55:20.090 --> 00:55:24.550
want. I think most airlines do. Or, like, at

00:55:24.550 --> 00:55:26.849
the very least, you can see that you did not

00:55:26.849 --> 00:55:29.829
have enough time as you're booking the flight.

00:55:31.139 --> 00:55:33.940
What? And so that was not a conversation I was

00:55:33.940 --> 00:55:36.380
willing to participate in where she just keeps

00:55:36.380 --> 00:55:38.539
going and going and going. Do you want to know

00:55:38.539 --> 00:55:41.679
what took longer than 10 minutes? Her fight?

00:55:41.900 --> 00:55:45.360
That fight. And so she's screaming, crying, growing

00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:49.300
up. People are starting to film her. Yeah. And

00:55:49.300 --> 00:55:51.619
I know I'm in the background just rolling my

00:55:51.619 --> 00:55:53.980
eyes because I was right next to it happening.

00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:58.570
Then. It's your moment. It comes to the point

00:55:58.570 --> 00:56:01.190
where they're like, we will call the airport

00:56:01.190 --> 00:56:05.050
police if you don't check the bag because you

00:56:05.050 --> 00:56:08.250
were delaying the flight taking off. No flightless

00:56:08.250 --> 00:56:11.630
for you, lady. I pray that she's on a list somewhere.

00:56:12.849 --> 00:56:16.550
40 minutes of this. Emma, 40 minutes. You would

00:56:16.550 --> 00:56:18.329
think if she's so worried about catching her

00:56:18.329 --> 00:56:23.150
flight that she would just let it go. Yeah. You

00:56:23.150 --> 00:56:27.550
would think. 40 minutes of this. I missed my

00:56:27.550 --> 00:56:29.949
connecting flight in Atlanta, so I got to spend

00:56:29.949 --> 00:56:34.150
the night in Atlanta. Thanks to this bitch. I

00:56:34.150 --> 00:56:35.849
wonder how many people on that flight missed

00:56:35.849 --> 00:56:39.110
their connecting flight because of her. The flight

00:56:39.110 --> 00:56:41.590
is 70 percent of the people were connecting flights

00:56:41.590 --> 00:56:44.369
at a minimum because we all ended up at the same.

00:56:44.940 --> 00:56:46.820
Like desk. Well, I know, but sometimes you have

00:56:46.820 --> 00:56:49.159
like a three hour layover or whatever. So like

00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:50.920
it might be OK. Well, it was getting towards

00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.420
the end of the night. So like. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:55.900
Like I'm in my I mean, we hit Atlanta. It was

00:56:55.900 --> 00:56:59.639
supposed to be, I think, 930. We didn't get there

00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:02.739
till 1015. Oh, yeah. And usually planes stop

00:57:02.739 --> 00:57:05.239
at what? Like 1130 or something. I would think.

00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.670
Yeah. Um, so I got to spend the night in Atlanta.

00:57:08.849 --> 00:57:11.510
That was my, that was my journey to podcast movement.

00:57:12.090 --> 00:57:15.309
Um, or yeah, home from podcast. I'm glad you

00:57:15.309 --> 00:57:18.849
got there better than you've got. For sure. It

00:57:18.849 --> 00:57:21.130
was like, and I did, I did make the best of it.

00:57:21.210 --> 00:57:24.130
Like I, you know, I like, I was like, I'm finding

00:57:24.130 --> 00:57:26.170
the silver lining. I'm in my, one of my favorite

00:57:26.170 --> 00:57:28.429
cities, the United States, Marriott property

00:57:28.429 --> 00:57:31.170
spending the night. It was wonderful. Yeah. Like

00:57:31.170 --> 00:57:32.469
you're going to have a free breakfast in the

00:57:32.469 --> 00:57:34.530
morning and I'll be okay. It was beautiful. Um,

00:57:35.230 --> 00:57:40.349
The I will say my podcast friend, Jordan, who

00:57:40.349 --> 00:57:42.650
hosts What's Your One Thing? He's coming on the

00:57:42.650 --> 00:57:46.070
show. He's so excited. I'm very excited. We're

00:57:46.070 --> 00:57:48.349
going to make him watch an episode of The Real

00:57:48.349 --> 00:57:51.469
Housewives and it'll be I'll leave it a surprise.

00:57:51.489 --> 00:57:53.250
But like Emma knows which one it is. And I'm

00:57:53.250 --> 00:57:56.010
it's very iconic. It's going to be great. You've

00:57:56.010 --> 00:57:58.849
seen it if you've seen Salt Lake City at all.

00:57:59.210 --> 00:58:03.329
Oh, we love. I'm so excited. But yeah, that was

00:58:03.329 --> 00:58:07.280
the podcast movement. Hooray. Oh, are you ready

00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:14.119
to complain? And it's finishing her donut. I'm

00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:16.559
going to kick off complaining with. Have you

00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:21.039
seen this trend on TikTok of the people who are

00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:23.460
like, I want your hacks for this like problem

00:58:23.460 --> 00:58:27.219
that I'm having. I'm not talking about like ones

00:58:27.219 --> 00:58:29.420
for like migraines or whatever. I'm not talking

00:58:29.420 --> 00:58:31.519
about taking Excedrin and drink water. I'm talking

00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:35.909
about your most unhinged hacks. Yes. The format

00:58:35.909 --> 00:58:39.389
is, I'm not talking about the obvious answer.

00:58:39.650 --> 00:58:43.530
I'm talking about engagement farming. That is

00:58:43.530 --> 00:58:46.170
the format. Oh, is that what it is? 100 % it

00:58:46.170 --> 00:58:50.849
is. Okay, so I think I'm particularly sensitive.

00:58:51.150 --> 00:58:53.510
Not sensitive, but I think it makes me angry.

00:58:53.590 --> 00:58:55.449
And maybe that's why it makes me angry. Because

00:58:55.449 --> 00:58:58.369
I'm just like, what are you doing? This is not

00:58:58.369 --> 00:59:02.150
a real thing that people do. it's and it's i

00:59:02.150 --> 00:59:04.309
i'm sure everyone has seen these posts where

00:59:04.309 --> 00:59:07.329
it's like just text on like a background and

00:59:07.329 --> 00:59:09.769
it's just a picture where it's like uh tell me

00:59:09.769 --> 00:59:13.010
why it's controversial for people to eat like

00:59:13.010 --> 00:59:17.090
not be hungry and like you have you're gonna

00:59:17.090 --> 00:59:19.190
get reactions from both sides of the argument

00:59:19.190 --> 00:59:24.469
is as many comments as possible oh they yeah

00:59:24.469 --> 00:59:27.250
now i hate it more yeah that's 100 % what it

00:59:27.250 --> 00:59:33.619
is okay I've seen one that's like for moms and

00:59:33.619 --> 00:59:36.940
whatever. And listen, I understand reaching out

00:59:36.940 --> 00:59:39.639
to the Internet and being like, I'm a first time

00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:43.400
mom. Tell me everything you wish you knew before

00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:48.940
I get into it. Fine. Framing it in that way is

00:59:48.940 --> 00:59:53.460
so weird. Stop being weird. It is. It's weird.

00:59:53.699 --> 00:59:56.460
Stop being weird. I yeah, it's engagement for

00:59:56.460 --> 01:00:01.599
me. I hate it. I hate it so much. Well, now we

01:00:01.599 --> 01:00:05.039
know. Be funny or entertaining. Be funny. Something.

01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:09.519
Also, please engage with us. Yeah, but at least

01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:14.630
we're not pandering. Right. Like, Jesus. Tell

01:00:14.630 --> 01:00:17.090
me your most unhinged hydration hack. I'm not

01:00:17.090 --> 01:00:22.349
talking about drinking water. Jesus Christ. I'm

01:00:22.349 --> 01:00:24.489
not talking about liquid IV. I'm talking about

01:00:24.489 --> 01:00:29.769
how do you get water? Like, please. And because

01:00:29.769 --> 01:00:34.409
never on any of them have I seen anything helpful

01:00:34.409 --> 01:00:41.210
or like. Any ingenuity or anything. I haven't

01:00:41.210 --> 01:00:44.630
seen anything inventive. Nothing like that. It's

01:00:44.630 --> 01:00:47.030
not to start a conversation. It's to get as many

01:00:47.030 --> 01:00:52.510
comments as possible. It's just so weird. I have

01:00:52.510 --> 01:00:54.469
a quick one and a basic one to complain about

01:00:54.469 --> 01:01:00.039
today. And it is spam texts. I don't. Listen,

01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:02.980
I get a hundred spam calls a day and that does

01:01:02.980 --> 01:01:05.480
still does not bother me as much as a spam text.

01:01:05.780 --> 01:01:09.360
I got one yesterday that just said, are you home?

01:01:10.380 --> 01:01:13.619
The most ominous thing in the fucking world to

01:01:13.619 --> 01:01:17.219
ask me. And I was on my way to get Jack and I

01:01:17.219 --> 01:01:19.480
like kept checking my ring camera because I was

01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:22.880
like, I'm a paranoid person. And I just every

01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:24.960
time I get something like that, I'm like, oh,

01:01:25.179 --> 01:01:31.019
I'm in a horror film. i will say the spam texts

01:01:31.019 --> 01:01:35.019
have gone on one hand it's it's like at this

01:01:35.019 --> 01:01:37.380
point it's like i think it's just a fact of life

01:01:37.380 --> 01:01:39.579
now because like i don't understand how it has

01:01:39.579 --> 01:01:42.880
become so pervasive the the problem that i have

01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:46.719
are the ones that are like because like you've

01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:48.860
always had scams out in the world right the ones

01:01:48.860 --> 01:01:50.960
the problems that i have now are like the people

01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:53.679
where it's like we're texting mass amounts of

01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:56.500
people being like hey i this is crystal from

01:01:56.500 --> 01:02:00.489
um From Monster .com or, like, Crystal from wherever,

01:02:00.710 --> 01:02:04.570
from LinkedIn. I get those. I get them ten times

01:02:04.570 --> 01:02:07.530
a day. Right. Those don't bother me as much as

01:02:07.530 --> 01:02:12.269
the, like, ominous one -liner only to me. Like,

01:02:12.309 --> 01:02:15.449
if it's in a group message or whatever, I'm like,

01:02:15.610 --> 01:02:19.010
whatever, girl. But it's this ominous, like,

01:02:19.030 --> 01:02:23.210
one -liner weird one. Are you home? Like. Ew.

01:02:23.710 --> 01:02:29.230
What? Yeah. I agree. That's. Not great. I hate

01:02:29.230 --> 01:02:31.289
them. I hate them so much. I hate spam texts.

01:02:31.550 --> 01:02:36.530
Yeah. And also spam calls are annoying only because

01:02:36.530 --> 01:02:40.170
there are some numbers I don't have saved that

01:02:40.170 --> 01:02:42.650
I need to answer when they call me, i .e. my

01:02:42.650 --> 01:02:46.349
doctor or the ultrasound text. I want to schedule

01:02:46.349 --> 01:02:48.530
my ultrasounds and I don't answer them because

01:02:48.530 --> 01:02:52.449
I don't know the number. I don't know what the

01:02:52.449 --> 01:02:56.369
answer to that is, but I can tell you if. A politician

01:02:56.369 --> 01:03:02.750
ran and his, his or her only running promise

01:03:02.750 --> 01:03:05.349
or like campaign promise was I will stop spam

01:03:05.349 --> 01:03:10.670
texts and, and scam like phone calls. Biggest

01:03:10.670 --> 01:03:13.010
landslide you've ever seen. I'm telling you right

01:03:13.010 --> 01:03:16.550
now. The whole country would cheer. Yeah. I,

01:03:16.650 --> 01:03:20.670
I don't even know. Like where, where did they

01:03:20.670 --> 01:03:22.489
get my phone number? Where did it leak from?

01:03:22.570 --> 01:03:26.460
I'm sure it's people selling my data. Anyway,

01:03:26.500 --> 01:03:27.880
that's all I wanted to complain about today.

01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:30.820
Well, that is a valid complaint. I hate, hate,

01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:35.400
hate, hate, hate, hate scam techs. Yeah. The

01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:38.559
job recruiting ones are not as annoying as the

01:03:38.559 --> 01:03:42.139
weirdo ones. Well, no, they bother me because,

01:03:42.179 --> 01:03:44.480
like, in today's job market, like, you're going

01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:46.420
to dangle that out in front of someone's face

01:03:46.420 --> 01:03:48.980
and then be like, oh, yeah, sorry. It's just

01:03:48.980 --> 01:03:52.099
scam. You got to message me on WhatsApp. Yeah.

01:03:52.809 --> 01:03:55.130
No, that's true. Someone was like looking forward

01:03:55.130 --> 01:04:00.250
to a job. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

01:04:00.250 --> 01:04:03.449
like any of it. Are you ready for reality roundup?

01:04:03.650 --> 01:04:10.250
Yes. We have a lot on the horizon. Real Housewives

01:04:10.250 --> 01:04:12.869
of Salt Lake City comes back on September 17th.

01:04:12.929 --> 01:04:15.170
Real Housewives of Potomac comes back on October

01:04:15.170 --> 01:04:18.789
5th. And The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season

01:04:18.789 --> 01:04:22.130
3 comes back on November 13th. I'm going to have

01:04:22.130 --> 01:04:26.150
the best third trimester of my life. I'm going

01:04:26.150 --> 01:04:30.610
to be huge and glued to my couch. I could not

01:04:30.610 --> 01:04:34.530
be more excited because these are three of my

01:04:34.530 --> 01:04:36.849
favorite shows and it's all happening together.

01:04:37.170 --> 01:04:40.909
I'm so excited. The Potomac trailer looked so...

01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:45.239
Good. This is what I love, and I wish they would

01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:50.260
have done this with Salt Lake City after Jen

01:04:50.260 --> 01:04:54.260
went to prison. They lean into Karen Huger being

01:04:54.260 --> 01:04:58.139
in jail. 100%. They're writing her prison letters.

01:04:58.380 --> 01:05:02.139
Yes. And I think I predicted on the pod that

01:05:02.139 --> 01:05:04.760
they would bring Monique back. I'm pretty sure

01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:07.920
I said that. When we were still recording in

01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:10.320
the library, like early on when we were talking

01:05:10.320 --> 01:05:13.880
about Potomac, I'm pretty sure I said, I hope

01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:17.500
with Karen gone, it's either Candace or Monique

01:05:17.500 --> 01:05:22.179
coming back. Well, I think the reason that Monique

01:05:22.179 --> 01:05:24.059
is coming back is because Candace didn't come

01:05:24.059 --> 01:05:27.099
back. 100%. I know they would have preferred

01:05:27.099 --> 01:05:30.099
Candace, but I love Monique's messy ass. It's

01:05:30.099 --> 01:05:33.400
so fun to watch. Oh, I loved Monique. I don't

01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:36.559
know if I knew she was divorced. She's divorced?

01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:42.440
Well, in the Potomac trailer, they say Stacey

01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:46.420
was flirting with Monique's ex -husband, Chris

01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:52.210
Samuels. Ex -husband. Yeah. Monique Samuels finalized

01:05:52.210 --> 01:05:54.190
her divorce from Chris Samuels in September 2023.

01:05:54.510 --> 01:05:57.510
The couple. What? Two years ago. The couple separated

01:05:57.510 --> 01:06:02.250
in October 2022. What? Yeah. That was like a

01:06:02.250 --> 01:06:04.750
big. I didn't know that she was divorced. I had

01:06:04.750 --> 01:06:09.000
no idea. Well, yeah. So like on in the trailer,

01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:11.619
I clocked that they were saying Stacey was flirting

01:06:11.619 --> 01:06:14.639
with Chris Samuel's Monique's ex -husband. And

01:06:14.639 --> 01:06:18.440
I was like, hold the phone. What? Because that's

01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:22.539
he. They seem tight knit. When they were on the

01:06:22.539 --> 01:06:27.619
show. Crazy. Right. I did not see that split

01:06:27.619 --> 01:06:30.059
coming. I'll be so honest. They seemed like they

01:06:30.059 --> 01:06:32.380
really were like yin and yang with each other.

01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:34.619
Like really cool. No, I thought if there was

01:06:34.619 --> 01:06:38.039
ever a marriage that would last and I'm not joking,

01:06:38.099 --> 01:06:41.079
I thought it was Chris and Monique. Crazy. I

01:06:41.079 --> 01:06:43.860
thought they really did have like a, an opposite

01:06:43.860 --> 01:06:46.739
to track kind of thing where like, yeah, he cooled

01:06:46.739 --> 01:06:51.820
her off and she hyped him up, you know? Oh, I

01:06:51.820 --> 01:06:56.300
did. That's so crazy. Wow. Yeah. OK. And speaking

01:06:56.300 --> 01:06:59.139
of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City coming back,

01:06:59.280 --> 01:07:04.099
we're going to have husbands watching Housewives

01:07:04.099 --> 01:07:08.860
on after the Salt Lake Salt Lake City premiere

01:07:08.860 --> 01:07:11.219
to recap the first episode with them. I'm very

01:07:11.219 --> 01:07:13.699
excited. They're very excited to meet you. They're

01:07:13.699 --> 01:07:15.800
very excited. They have a lot of questions about

01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:20.510
you. Oh, I'm excited. Yeah, I'm so excited. In

01:07:20.510 --> 01:07:23.829
other reality news, did you see that Angie Katzenavis

01:07:23.829 --> 01:07:27.449
partnered with a tequila brand? I did not. Oh.

01:07:27.610 --> 01:07:30.090
Let me see. Hold on. Okay. I don't know how I

01:07:30.090 --> 01:07:34.690
didn't catch that. It was because it's one of

01:07:34.690 --> 01:07:37.210
a billion tequila brands and it wasn't her tequila

01:07:37.210 --> 01:07:38.670
brand. It was like a partnership with them. But

01:07:38.670 --> 01:07:44.469
Lisa Barlow is furious. It's the candle thing

01:07:44.469 --> 01:07:51.139
from Potomac. Just Utah. 100 % it is. oh but

01:07:51.139 --> 01:07:55.519
yeah that's so funny of course she is of course

01:07:55.519 --> 01:07:58.159
she is that was my thing you're threatening my

01:07:58.159 --> 01:08:03.000
business and lisa i get it like because it was

01:08:03.000 --> 01:08:07.260
the same thing with um in new york city when

01:08:07.260 --> 01:08:09.619
bethany frankel was still on real housewives

01:08:09.619 --> 01:08:14.460
uh sonia morgan started a or she was going to

01:08:14.460 --> 01:08:17.859
start a like mixed drink brand called tipsy girl

01:08:19.199 --> 01:08:22.500
And Bethany Frankel was like, everyone else was

01:08:22.500 --> 01:08:24.460
mad. Bethany Frankel was like, you can do whatever

01:08:24.460 --> 01:08:26.439
you want to do. I'm not. It's not a conversation

01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:27.659
I'm willing to participate in because you will

01:08:27.659 --> 01:08:30.899
never be skinny girl, basically. 100%. And I

01:08:30.899 --> 01:08:32.739
feel like that name is close enough that you

01:08:32.739 --> 01:08:36.300
could get a cease and desist, honestly. And then

01:08:36.300 --> 01:08:39.899
finally, Karen Huger is getting out of jail.

01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:45.020
Next week. Clink, clink. September 2nd. That's

01:08:45.020 --> 01:08:48.079
the day of my glucose test. Oh, my God. I didn't

01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:49.680
realize it was the same day. I'm going to be

01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:52.460
so happy. Just scrolling in the OB waiting for

01:08:52.460 --> 01:08:55.500
this. I'm excited for you. Just waiting for the

01:08:55.500 --> 01:09:01.859
news. Oh, my God. Do you think she'll come back?

01:09:02.140 --> 01:09:04.600
Do you think they'll have her back? Are you fucking

01:09:04.600 --> 01:09:07.539
kidding? I mean, they have to, right? They have

01:09:07.539 --> 01:09:10.500
to. I have to. And this is the thing about Karen

01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:13.300
where I don't know if Bravo wants her back because

01:09:13.300 --> 01:09:20.079
I do think the way that Karen went about the

01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:23.600
denial of everything and like I don't like the

01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:25.640
way she handled it. I have to assume that they're

01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:27.399
like, you know, we can't really promote her in

01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:30.760
this way. I do think Karen expects Bravo cameras

01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:33.930
to be rolling when she walks out of. the front

01:09:33.930 --> 01:09:38.430
of the jail. Okay. So I just feel like Andy Cohen

01:09:38.430 --> 01:09:43.489
really has his finger on the pulse of like what

01:09:43.489 --> 01:09:46.369
people will watch and people would watch her

01:09:46.369 --> 01:09:54.289
return. I don't think it'll be like what she's

01:09:54.289 --> 01:09:57.609
expecting. You know what I mean? No, I think,

01:09:57.609 --> 01:09:59.010
I think people are going to want to hold her

01:09:59.010 --> 01:10:01.409
accountable. And I think Karen's argument is

01:10:01.409 --> 01:10:04.420
going to be. I've served my time. I have nothing

01:10:04.420 --> 01:10:07.359
else to prove to you people. I know that. That's

01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:09.020
the problem I have with her. I don't like her

01:10:09.020 --> 01:10:12.840
because of that. Don't put her in a reunion with

01:10:12.840 --> 01:10:17.199
Andy Cohen or he is going to drag her to hell

01:10:17.199 --> 01:10:22.760
and back. So there's that. Speaking of people

01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:27.380
getting out of jail. I Nick Vile was on his podcast

01:10:27.380 --> 01:10:30.619
and Monica Garcia was on and Monica was the one

01:10:30.619 --> 01:10:38.020
who used to work for Jen Shaw. Yeah. He asked

01:10:38.020 --> 01:10:40.500
if Jen comes back, do you think they're going

01:10:40.500 --> 01:10:46.960
to bring you back at any point? And I pray that

01:10:46.960 --> 01:10:50.279
I pray that this happens because I would pay

01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:55.119
actual money to see them just fight. 100%. Can

01:10:55.119 --> 01:11:00.159
you imagine? Oh, my God. Anyway, I just can't.

01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:04.739
Oh, speaking of Andy Cohen real quick. He they

01:11:04.739 --> 01:11:08.699
got him on Peacock to host the Love Island reunion.

01:11:08.859 --> 01:11:11.000
Oh, tell me about that because I didn't watch

01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:13.840
it. OK, because there's there's been a lot of

01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:17.739
talk around that. I don't think the contestants

01:11:17.739 --> 01:11:21.880
nor the audience of Love Island, i .e. Braindead.

01:11:22.470 --> 01:11:27.050
20 something. Sure. New Andy Cohen's type of

01:11:27.050 --> 01:11:32.770
game because he came for them the way Andy Cohen

01:11:32.770 --> 01:11:37.250
comes for people. And they were like shocked

01:11:37.250 --> 01:11:39.090
that he was asking these questions. You could

01:11:39.090 --> 01:11:42.479
see on their faces that they were like. I didn't

01:11:42.479 --> 01:11:44.199
think you would actually ask me that type of

01:11:44.199 --> 01:11:45.600
thing. You know what I mean? They didn't say

01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:48.239
that, but you could just tell. And I was like,

01:11:48.340 --> 01:11:51.880
oh, you novice bitches. You don't know. What

01:11:51.880 --> 01:11:54.140
did they think was going to happen? Well, so

01:11:54.140 --> 01:11:58.340
they had Andy Cohen and Ariana Maddox. You know,

01:11:58.380 --> 01:12:03.699
Ariana hosts. Yeah. They were very good cop,

01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:08.899
bad cop. Oh, yeah. I actually really love it.

01:12:08.979 --> 01:12:14.159
I loved it, too. The contestants who were on

01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:17.840
the show and were doing the reunion, they didn't

01:12:17.840 --> 01:12:20.260
give a lot to work with, to be honest. But Andy

01:12:20.260 --> 01:12:23.060
did press them multiple times. Oh, that's incredible.

01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:27.380
The show just ended a month ago, right? It just

01:12:27.380 --> 01:12:32.399
ended at the end of July. And there was this

01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:35.180
girl, the one who I complained about, who was

01:12:35.180 --> 01:12:39.949
a single mom. crashing out all the time on national

01:12:39.949 --> 01:12:41.770
television. Was her name Huda? Yeah. Okay, yeah.

01:12:43.109 --> 01:12:46.670
She had the nerve to sit there. And you know

01:12:46.670 --> 01:12:49.250
Andy Cohen, he's just like no bullshit. So she

01:12:49.250 --> 01:12:51.850
had the nerve to sit there and be like, you know,

01:12:51.890 --> 01:12:54.710
the experience was really eye -opening for me.

01:12:54.850 --> 01:12:57.369
I think it's really changed me as a person. I've

01:12:57.369 --> 01:12:59.489
done a lot of reflection. And Andy Cohen goes,

01:12:59.630 --> 01:13:01.430
you did a month of self -reflection and you're

01:13:01.430 --> 01:13:10.079
a different person. the way she just clammed

01:13:10.079 --> 01:13:13.840
right up it's like you guys don't know you can't

01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:15.699
just sit there and bullshit in front of andy

01:13:15.699 --> 01:13:18.279
cohen he's gonna get the truth tea but here's

01:13:18.279 --> 01:13:20.539
the real thing about andy you you know what he

01:13:20.539 --> 01:13:23.680
did before he worked for bravo right no he was

01:13:23.680 --> 01:13:26.800
like an actual journalist like producing content

01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:30.380
or not uh not content for abc or nbc one of the

01:13:30.380 --> 01:13:33.460
two it had to be nbc because it I could be wrong,

01:13:33.500 --> 01:13:35.819
but he was like a real journalist. Like he was

01:13:35.819 --> 01:13:38.420
in the trenches. That's not surprising to me

01:13:38.420 --> 01:13:41.000
at all. He was getting to the facts of the matter.

01:13:41.420 --> 01:13:43.819
And he's like, not going to fuck around with

01:13:43.819 --> 01:13:47.560
your bullshit. No, you cannot go on a reunion

01:13:47.560 --> 01:13:51.060
hosted by Andy Cohen or God forbid, watch what

01:13:51.060 --> 01:13:56.119
happens live and expect to. push a bullshit narrative.

01:13:57.520 --> 01:14:00.899
He's not going to hear it out. And like, there's

01:14:00.899 --> 01:14:03.640
this one guy on there who is a legitimately brain

01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:08.380
dead. Like he is so stupid. Austin. I'm not afraid

01:14:08.380 --> 01:14:15.600
to say that he is stupid. And, and at one point

01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:18.380
Andy asked him a question and he was like, sorry,

01:14:18.539 --> 01:14:20.340
Andy, I was zoned out for like the last five

01:14:20.340 --> 01:14:26.340
minutes. And Andy just asked him again. I love

01:14:26.340 --> 01:14:29.720
everything about this. It was gorgeous. It was

01:14:29.720 --> 01:14:32.239
gorgeous to watch. If you were not interested

01:14:32.239 --> 01:14:34.840
in the actual reunion and just interested in

01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:38.140
Andy Cohen experiencing the Love Island cast,

01:14:38.460 --> 01:14:43.359
it was amazing. I think he's the perfect person

01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:46.159
to bring on for all of these interview type things.

01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:49.939
100%. He's messy. He should be over books. And

01:14:49.939 --> 01:14:51.880
I'm sure he is. Everyone wants him for everything.

01:14:52.100 --> 01:14:55.720
Oh, for sure. Oh, I love that. That's gold. It

01:14:55.720 --> 01:14:58.760
was beautiful. And the thing is, he holds himself

01:14:58.760 --> 01:15:02.439
so well that, like, he never comes off as particularly

01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:05.100
bitchy until you think about what he's saying.

01:15:05.560 --> 01:15:08.500
You know what I mean? I do. Yeah. Love. Anyway.

01:15:09.000 --> 01:15:11.359
He's also hot. Andy Cohen, if you're ever looking

01:15:11.359 --> 01:15:13.680
for a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. Either way.

01:15:14.199 --> 01:15:20.550
Hello. So. We're doing a season one, episode

01:15:20.550 --> 01:15:22.409
four of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

01:15:22.409 --> 01:15:28.390
titled Roaring Emotions. Yeah. We're at Whitney's

01:15:28.390 --> 01:15:35.010
party. Yes. I forgot about that. Whitney needs

01:15:35.010 --> 01:15:37.689
money for the strippers and Justin only has 20.

01:15:37.750 --> 01:15:39.909
So she just immediately starts throwing 20s at

01:15:39.909 --> 01:15:44.310
the strippers. Which is beautiful. Strippers,

01:15:44.310 --> 01:15:49.060
I hope you did that. I hope you got yourself

01:15:49.060 --> 01:15:51.960
into a Louis V off of Whitney being like that.

01:15:52.460 --> 01:15:55.659
She said, OK. She said, I'm going to support

01:15:55.659 --> 01:16:02.220
dancer. Jen pulls Meredith aside to talk about

01:16:02.220 --> 01:16:04.159
canceling the sleepover. And Meredith is a little

01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:07.000
a little diplomatic about the whole thing. And

01:16:07.000 --> 01:16:09.779
I think. More diplomatic than she needed to be,

01:16:09.819 --> 01:16:11.319
but she didn't want to embarrass Jen about her

01:16:11.319 --> 01:16:13.539
puss being out. And Jen keeps obsessing over

01:16:13.539 --> 01:16:15.840
Meredith being friends with Mary. And Meredith

01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:20.319
comes in as a rational person, and she's trying

01:16:20.319 --> 01:16:23.220
to talk to an irrational person. It was very

01:16:23.220 --> 01:16:27.739
evident. Sometimes Jen is a little like rage

01:16:27.739 --> 01:16:31.699
baby, like she's just trying to get you to be

01:16:31.699 --> 01:16:35.619
emotional about something. OK, I feel like instead

01:16:35.619 --> 01:16:38.300
of actually like getting down to the crux of

01:16:38.300 --> 01:16:42.659
the issue, you know what I mean? Maybe I even

01:16:42.659 --> 01:16:44.819
if that is part of it, I think at the end of

01:16:44.819 --> 01:16:48.579
the day, Jen wants loyalty, blind loyalty. Yeah,

01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:52.239
but I don't understand. she was friends with

01:16:52.239 --> 01:16:56.520
mary before so is being loyal in jen's definition

01:16:56.520 --> 01:17:00.420
does that mean following jen wherever she goes

01:17:00.420 --> 01:17:03.020
like i don't understand that i think so because

01:17:03.020 --> 01:17:04.819
she would have been okay with you being friends

01:17:04.819 --> 01:17:08.060
with mary a year ago yeah but not anymore so

01:17:08.060 --> 01:17:09.420
don't be friends with her anymore that's like

01:17:09.420 --> 01:17:12.119
that's that's truly how i see it i really yeah

01:17:12.119 --> 01:17:14.300
i really do have a problem with that but moving

01:17:14.300 --> 01:17:19.340
on um Whitney's messy. She goes, as the host

01:17:19.340 --> 01:17:21.359
of the party, do you think I need to go see what's

01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:25.260
going on over there? Diva, just say that you

01:17:25.260 --> 01:17:27.140
want to be in the drama. Just say you want to

01:17:27.140 --> 01:17:28.720
get in the middle of it and you want camera time.

01:17:30.779 --> 01:17:32.880
Yeah, if it were my party, I would be like, what

01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:36.359
are we talking about in my house? In my speakeasy?

01:17:36.960 --> 01:17:43.079
What are we talking about? sorry and then lisa

01:17:43.079 --> 01:17:45.039
goes over to like simmer things down and then

01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:48.979
we get the infamous i'm disengaging i've had

01:17:48.979 --> 01:17:52.739
enough of this i'm not engaging and i forgot

01:17:52.739 --> 01:17:54.500
that this is where it came from because like

01:17:54.500 --> 01:17:57.079
i've seen the meme a billion times and i'm like

01:17:57.079 --> 01:18:01.560
oh yeah i love this i honestly really respect

01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:04.399
that to just be like because i've done that before

01:18:04.399 --> 01:18:08.619
to like kenny or whatever like if i'm having

01:18:09.579 --> 01:18:14.380
a whatever a little tiff i've been like yeah

01:18:14.380 --> 01:18:16.899
i'm done with this conversation like curtain

01:18:16.899 --> 01:18:20.520
closed we're done i'm disengaging yeah i'm disengaging

01:18:20.520 --> 01:18:25.500
i i love that and then lisa's sitting there with

01:18:25.500 --> 01:18:29.100
jen and jen's crashing out and she goes you're

01:18:29.100 --> 01:18:31.399
gonna go over there with mary who fucks her grandfather

01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:36.539
and you see the faces that the people make And

01:18:36.539 --> 01:18:38.680
this is something where it became very clear

01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:42.199
where like these women all got together before

01:18:42.199 --> 01:18:47.319
the show and they made these faces because I

01:18:47.319 --> 01:18:49.020
think this is one of the things that they agreed.

01:18:49.119 --> 01:18:50.420
They just weren't going to say they weren't going

01:18:50.420 --> 01:18:52.979
to do it. Right. A line we're not going to cross.

01:18:54.039 --> 01:18:57.300
And I understand why, because like a thousand

01:18:57.300 --> 01:18:59.960
percent. Yes, I understand. Yeah. It changes

01:18:59.960 --> 01:19:02.840
the whole tone of the show. Yeah. Like, yeah.

01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:07.579
Anyway. Weird, weird, weird. Yeah. And I really

01:19:07.579 --> 01:19:10.340
like respected Lisa for sitting down with Jen

01:19:10.340 --> 01:19:13.380
and being like, let out your emotions. Like,

01:19:13.420 --> 01:19:16.779
let's just talk. Yes. And then Jen just had to

01:19:16.779 --> 01:19:22.850
take it too far. Yes. Just had to. Yeah. meredith

01:19:22.850 --> 01:19:26.069
ends up leaving and then jen is fully blacked

01:19:26.069 --> 01:19:28.010
out like you can hear it in her voice she is

01:19:28.010 --> 01:19:30.930
blacked out and she calls sharif to come pick

01:19:30.930 --> 01:19:33.970
her up and then jen ends up outside of the speakeasy

01:19:33.970 --> 01:19:36.189
antique store with heather chasing after and

01:19:36.189 --> 01:19:38.729
i feel bad for heather because i feel like heather

01:19:38.729 --> 01:19:44.069
is trying to make it better but like all you

01:19:44.069 --> 01:19:46.979
get is jen screaming Don't follow me. Don't touch

01:19:46.979 --> 01:19:49.180
me. Like she's doing the whole thing. And I'm

01:19:49.180 --> 01:19:51.720
like, you're in the middle of a street. I do

01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:53.819
feel bad for Heather because I feel like she's

01:19:53.819 --> 01:19:56.399
genuinely trying to show up for Jen the way Jen

01:19:56.399 --> 01:20:00.220
has requested people show up for her. And she

01:20:00.220 --> 01:20:03.180
won't accept it. And even then, she's not enough.

01:20:04.060 --> 01:20:06.760
And this, this doesn't negate like where I do

01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:09.319
feel like Heather is a little bit wishy -washy

01:20:09.319 --> 01:20:11.420
in the first season, especially where she's like,

01:20:11.500 --> 01:20:13.659
Oh no, Jen's great. Jen's amazing. And then behind

01:20:13.659 --> 01:20:15.180
the scenes, she's like, she's out of her fucking

01:20:15.180 --> 01:20:18.600
mind. But in the moment, what do you do with

01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:21.699
a person like that? Yeah. I don't know that I

01:20:21.699 --> 01:20:23.239
would want to go out drinking with Jen Shaw.

01:20:23.300 --> 01:20:25.659
She doesn't seem like a very fun John. She seems

01:20:25.659 --> 01:20:29.000
like if all eyes aren't on her, she'll just like

01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:31.659
spin out of control. Like, I don't know. And

01:20:31.659 --> 01:20:35.069
like, I have been like, I've been out at teeny

01:20:35.069 --> 01:20:38.189
before with people where like the wheels start

01:20:38.189 --> 01:20:40.130
to fall off and things start going off the rails.

01:20:40.189 --> 01:20:42.050
And like we're out on the middle of Mass Ave.

01:20:42.210 --> 01:20:44.210
And like this, I'm thinking of one person in

01:20:44.210 --> 01:20:47.210
particular. And I've had to like grab someone

01:20:47.210 --> 01:20:49.250
by the shoulders and be like, you were in public.

01:20:49.350 --> 01:20:52.250
Shut the fuck up. And like, I wish Heather would

01:20:52.250 --> 01:20:54.090
have done that because like, what are you doing?

01:20:55.369 --> 01:20:57.390
She couldn't have said that or she would have

01:20:57.390 --> 01:21:01.229
had to apologize 17 times to Jen. Right. Anyway.

01:21:02.460 --> 01:21:04.680
The next day, everyone's unpacking their feelings,

01:21:04.779 --> 01:21:07.199
and Heather straight up says she's afraid of

01:21:07.199 --> 01:21:11.439
Jen. And this will come back later in the season,

01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:14.319
dear listener. I want you to remember, Heather

01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:19.079
says she is afraid of Jen. Yes. Okay. Just want

01:21:19.079 --> 01:21:20.479
to make sure we're all on the same page about

01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:25.619
that. Yeah. Yeah. I think we have to be careful

01:21:25.619 --> 01:21:30.399
with our words, Heather, because... No, no, no,

01:21:30.460 --> 01:21:33.970
no, no. I... It comes back because. No, I remember.

01:21:34.329 --> 01:21:37.210
Okay. I just, I feel like if she would have said,

01:21:37.310 --> 01:21:40.090
I feel like Jen's a loose cannon or something

01:21:40.090 --> 01:21:42.869
like that. She wouldn't have had to like deal

01:21:42.869 --> 01:21:44.489
with everything that comes later. You know what

01:21:44.489 --> 01:21:46.649
I mean? I see what you're saying. Yeah. Anyway.

01:21:47.109 --> 01:21:53.550
Yeah. How could she have foreseen? Right. Meredith

01:21:53.550 --> 01:21:58.069
and Lisa are at an art gallery. Oh, yeah. And

01:21:58.069 --> 01:22:02.600
they're looking at the art. And Lisa is so weird.

01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:05.199
I feel like she's like me. Like, when you go

01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:07.520
clothes shopping, you have to feel the texture

01:22:07.520 --> 01:22:10.100
of everything. Sure. But she's doing it with

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:15.060
art. Like, actual art. And the fact that, like,

01:22:15.060 --> 01:22:18.659
she asks at every station, can I touch? Can I

01:22:18.659 --> 01:22:21.500
touch? Viva, you know you're not supposed to

01:22:21.500 --> 01:22:23.560
touch art. Like, there's oils on your fingers.

01:22:23.779 --> 01:22:28.460
What are you doing? You weirdo. I thought that

01:22:28.460 --> 01:22:30.939
was hilarious. Yeah. But this is where we end

01:22:30.939 --> 01:22:34.260
up finding out or where we don't find out. Meredith

01:22:34.260 --> 01:22:36.220
tells Lisa that she and Seth have been separated

01:22:36.220 --> 01:22:39.659
off and on. Yeah. And I didn't think Lisa would

01:22:39.659 --> 01:22:42.479
react like that. I feel like she was just blindsided.

01:22:42.500 --> 01:22:45.140
I feel like she thought that she and Meredith

01:22:45.140 --> 01:22:47.539
were so close that like she would have been getting

01:22:47.539 --> 01:22:50.760
texts about the fights leading up to that and

01:22:50.760 --> 01:22:53.779
stuff like that. So for her to just hear that

01:22:53.779 --> 01:22:56.260
they have been separated for some time, I feel

01:22:56.260 --> 01:22:59.729
like really surprised her. But. I do buy that

01:22:59.729 --> 01:23:02.310
her reaction was genuine and she's like, I just

01:23:02.310 --> 01:23:04.430
want my friends to be OK. Like, I thought that

01:23:04.430 --> 01:23:08.430
was so sweet. Yeah, 100 percent. Well, I feel

01:23:08.430 --> 01:23:12.069
like Lisa understands the difference between

01:23:12.069 --> 01:23:16.510
like, oh, we're on this reality TV show. He ha

01:23:16.510 --> 01:23:18.949
ha versus like, oh, this is like a real issue

01:23:18.949 --> 01:23:21.979
going on in your life. And like. that's not good

01:23:21.979 --> 01:23:24.960
anyway yeah and then lisa goes over to mary's

01:23:24.960 --> 01:23:27.760
house mary says she decides she's gonna throw

01:23:27.760 --> 01:23:29.960
a luncheon with all the girls to come together

01:23:29.960 --> 01:23:32.920
and work through their shit and the theme is

01:23:32.920 --> 01:23:36.899
going to be which is not a theme by the way it's

01:23:36.899 --> 01:23:40.460
not a theme it's a place it's at the met and

01:23:40.460 --> 01:23:44.979
it is a gala so is your theme art museum party

01:23:44.979 --> 01:23:51.729
like i don't understand it It's so silly. And

01:23:51.729 --> 01:23:54.090
Mary wants to invite Jen, but she's not sure

01:23:54.090 --> 01:23:57.229
if she wants to or she's not sure about this

01:23:57.229 --> 01:23:59.729
decision because she can't handle the meltdowns.

01:24:00.090 --> 01:24:05.050
And OK, this is like a side note that I wrote

01:24:05.050 --> 01:24:08.250
down where this is episode number four. I wonder

01:24:08.250 --> 01:24:10.989
how many of these happened off camera that didn't

01:24:10.989 --> 01:24:15.659
make it to the final show, because like. Someone

01:24:15.659 --> 01:24:17.239
melts down a couple of times and you're like,

01:24:17.239 --> 01:24:19.340
oh, whatever. She's melted down every episode,

01:24:19.399 --> 01:24:21.520
though. And every time Mary sees her, she's having

01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:24.420
a meltdown. Right. So in my mind, I'm like, oh,

01:24:24.479 --> 01:24:28.199
you've seen this. 15, 20 times. And you're just

01:24:28.199 --> 01:24:29.979
like, I can't handle this anymore. I don't even

01:24:29.979 --> 01:24:33.680
know. Like, I'm sure that there are a few, at

01:24:33.680 --> 01:24:36.500
least off camera that we didn't see, but like

01:24:36.500 --> 01:24:39.739
she shows up to Meredith's birthday party at

01:24:39.739 --> 01:24:42.159
Jen's house. Jen has a meltdown. She shows up

01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:44.699
to Whitney's party. Jen has a meltdown. Like,

01:24:44.760 --> 01:24:48.020
I think that is a pattern in and of itself. It's

01:24:48.020 --> 01:24:51.449
exhausting. Yeah. And then. Jen goes over to

01:24:51.449 --> 01:24:53.930
Heather's house and they unpack a little bit

01:24:53.930 --> 01:24:56.289
about Whitney's party and Jen's behavior at the

01:24:56.289 --> 01:24:58.869
party. And Jen blames it on a hard week with

01:24:58.869 --> 01:25:00.970
Sharif being gone and the anniversary of her

01:25:00.970 --> 01:25:03.369
dad passing. I want to say something really quick.

01:25:03.989 --> 01:25:09.729
Oh, your phone's going to fall. I want to say

01:25:09.729 --> 01:25:12.949
something really quick. This is all happening

01:25:12.949 --> 01:25:20.649
around January, February. OK. They show a flashback

01:25:20.649 --> 01:25:26.390
of Jen visiting her dad's gravesite. Yeah. Her

01:25:26.390 --> 01:25:33.909
dad died in September. I don't know. Like, whatever.

01:25:34.270 --> 01:25:36.710
I won't take away the grief and like, whatever.

01:25:36.989 --> 01:25:40.989
It's a bullshit excuse regardless. Yes. I'm sorry.

01:25:41.329 --> 01:25:45.909
Yes. Even if. You were actively grieving. I don't

01:25:45.909 --> 01:25:49.289
think that's a reason to get so drunk. You call

01:25:49.289 --> 01:25:52.829
your friend incestuous and then start screaming

01:25:52.829 --> 01:25:57.449
in the street. Like, I'm sorry. That's no reason.

01:25:57.970 --> 01:26:03.189
Insane. Yeah. We also find out that Sharif couldn't

01:26:03.189 --> 01:26:05.590
be at her dad's funeral because he was traveling

01:26:05.590 --> 01:26:09.340
for work, which really sucks. I don't know how

01:26:09.340 --> 01:26:11.340
Jen got through it without Sharif being there.

01:26:11.479 --> 01:26:14.220
So I will give her that. Yeah, for sure. But

01:26:14.220 --> 01:26:17.699
at the same time, like it's not like Sharif just

01:26:17.699 --> 01:26:21.439
started traveling. Like this is the career he's

01:26:21.439 --> 01:26:24.579
had for some time now. Yes. He travels a lot.

01:26:24.659 --> 01:26:27.439
Sure. You use it to your advantage to throw parties,

01:26:27.539 --> 01:26:31.760
Miss Ma 'am. And I don't know. It feels like

01:26:31.760 --> 01:26:35.949
like. kenny has to work 24 7 and i can't pick

01:26:35.949 --> 01:26:38.829
and choose when that's annoying for me you know

01:26:38.829 --> 01:26:42.789
what i mean i agree but like i do think it is

01:26:42.789 --> 01:26:45.369
valid for her to like i don't know how long i

01:26:45.369 --> 01:26:47.270
mean not i don't know this isn't the right way

01:26:47.270 --> 01:26:50.630
to say it i don't know like when it stops being

01:26:50.630 --> 01:26:55.770
a relevant to the issue excuse that your husband

01:26:55.770 --> 01:26:58.850
was not there for your dad's funeral yeah no

01:26:58.850 --> 01:27:01.970
and that has to be hard and i do get that a hundred

01:27:01.970 --> 01:27:05.210
percent but at the same time i do feel i also

01:27:05.210 --> 01:27:07.829
feel like it's something you can anticipate when

01:27:07.829 --> 01:27:10.189
you know that your partner has a demanding career

01:27:10.189 --> 01:27:14.510
that and also it has nothing to do with your

01:27:14.510 --> 01:27:17.329
meltdown about mary like those are two very again

01:27:17.329 --> 01:27:23.239
not a good excuse for this right um And then

01:27:23.239 --> 01:27:25.880
we find out that Meredith's birthday party cost

01:27:25.880 --> 01:27:34.659
$85 ,000. Thank you, fraud. And like, I look

01:27:34.659 --> 01:27:38.399
at that party and I'm like, I'll buy. 30, 40.

01:27:38.439 --> 01:27:41.380
I don't know that I buy 85 ,000. I would like

01:27:41.380 --> 01:27:44.079
to see some line items and some invoices. I mean,

01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:47.340
you have the fire dancers. I'm sure she had like

01:27:47.340 --> 01:27:50.680
a full bar. Sure. And the decorations covered

01:27:50.680 --> 01:27:54.699
her whole entire house. Sure. And you hired people

01:27:54.699 --> 01:27:57.220
to like take it down and put it up. I don't know.

01:27:57.439 --> 01:28:02.039
Okay, fair. But like $85 ,000? It still seems

01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:05.640
a little steep. I'm sure she's inflating. I'm

01:28:05.640 --> 01:28:10.279
sure. And then she also lets it slip that Meredith

01:28:10.279 --> 01:28:14.840
and Seth are separated. This is. Here's the thing,

01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:17.500
Jen. If you were separated from Sharif and someone

01:28:17.500 --> 01:28:21.020
let it slip without you telling them. Yeah, you'd

01:28:21.020 --> 01:28:28.279
kill him. Right. Like, shut up. So then we get

01:28:28.279 --> 01:28:36.140
to Mary's Met Gala luncheon. This was a fucking

01:28:36.140 --> 01:28:39.800
fever dream. Which is just a themeless luncheon,

01:28:39.800 --> 01:28:45.020
in my opinion. There's nothing Met Gala -y about

01:28:45.020 --> 01:28:49.319
it, except that they're all dressed up. If you

01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:53.220
wanted to have a glamazon, everyone wear your

01:28:53.220 --> 01:28:58.039
best gown party, just say that. Whatever. But

01:28:58.039 --> 01:29:00.220
also it's the middle of the day. I don't know.

01:29:00.520 --> 01:29:06.920
It was noon on a Saturday. If you wanted everyone

01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:09.439
to be dressed to the nines at noon on a Saturday,

01:29:09.520 --> 01:29:12.859
just say that. Don't call it a Met Gala. I could

01:29:12.859 --> 01:29:15.619
feel the weather that was happening right here.

01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:17.939
Cause it's like, it was January, February. You're

01:29:17.939 --> 01:29:19.579
like, and you know, like where it's like cold,

01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:21.260
but the sun's beating down on you. So you're

01:29:21.260 --> 01:29:23.260
hot and cold at the same time and you're uncomfortable.

01:29:23.779 --> 01:29:26.380
I know that's what they were feeling. 100%. And

01:29:26.380 --> 01:29:28.720
like everywhere. you go inside is like way too

01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:33.399
hot for some reason yes yeah 100 % Mary has I

01:29:33.399 --> 01:29:35.760
assume two people from her church I don't know

01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:37.979
but they're laying everything out for the party

01:29:37.979 --> 01:29:39.699
and like they're doing the place settings and

01:29:39.699 --> 01:29:43.239
she goes can you read oh because the names are

01:29:43.239 --> 01:29:47.859
upside down I thought they were staff like at

01:29:47.859 --> 01:29:50.359
the place she was hosting the lunch maybe okay

01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:53.079
I don't know who those people were but yeah she

01:29:53.079 --> 01:29:59.659
was mean as dirt oh my god it's just a tiny detail

01:29:59.659 --> 01:30:02.060
or it's just a huge detail like i i don't know

01:30:02.060 --> 01:30:05.479
like she was so mean to them like you can't put

01:30:05.479 --> 01:30:08.199
down some place cards yourself miss ma 'am oh

01:30:08.199 --> 01:30:10.739
my god oh my god and then heather has the same

01:30:10.739 --> 01:30:12.720
confusion about the matt gala theme as i did

01:30:12.720 --> 01:30:16.079
it's it's an event it's not a theme but that's

01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:20.579
okay Right. And like, it's a party that's famous

01:30:20.579 --> 01:30:23.380
for being different every single year. Like,

01:30:23.380 --> 01:30:26.920
yes. Never looks the same. Yes. In fact, it's

01:30:26.920 --> 01:30:30.920
in different exhibits each year. Yes. Okay. Anyway.

01:30:31.060 --> 01:30:38.659
Jesus Christ. We talked about this man on our

01:30:38.659 --> 01:30:42.000
last episode, Walter. He's the owner of this

01:30:42.000 --> 01:30:46.819
restaurant. Yes. And he. It's so intense about

01:30:46.819 --> 01:30:51.399
tasting the wine. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:53.859
Yeah. He like does the thing and he's like, oh.

01:30:54.960 --> 01:31:00.619
Oh. Right. Oh. It was weird. Yeah. At least he's

01:31:00.619 --> 01:31:02.579
passionate about what he does, I guess. Absolutely.

01:31:03.579 --> 01:31:06.460
And I feel like I've told you this. We're going

01:31:06.460 --> 01:31:08.199
to this restaurant. We go to Salt Lake City because

01:31:08.199 --> 01:31:10.659
it's real Italian food. I want to go so bad.

01:31:10.899 --> 01:31:14.199
I really do want to go. Everyone starts to show

01:31:14.199 --> 01:31:17.439
up and they're greeted by guys in Nutcracker

01:31:17.439 --> 01:31:21.220
costumes. Yeah. And these are all guys from Mary's

01:31:21.220 --> 01:31:25.220
Church 100%, right? Or something. I just, I'm

01:31:25.220 --> 01:31:31.859
so confused about the theme. The theme was wild.

01:31:32.560 --> 01:31:36.659
Where did we get Nutcrackers? I don't know. I

01:31:36.659 --> 01:31:39.880
don't know. They were finding their footing as

01:31:39.880 --> 01:31:45.270
a cast, I guess. I forgot about the next part.

01:31:45.350 --> 01:31:50.050
Please take it, please. Oh, my God. So Mary wants

01:31:50.050 --> 01:31:52.449
everyone to know that they're fancy and they're

01:31:52.449 --> 01:31:58.890
drinking 2003 Dom Perignon. Which is fancy because

01:31:58.890 --> 01:32:05.930
it's the year he killed 5 ,000 people. But also

01:32:05.930 --> 01:32:13.630
it made the best grapes of all time. Oh, my God.

01:32:14.430 --> 01:32:19.170
She's just the worst. She's the worst. I want

01:32:19.170 --> 01:32:22.090
you to remember this moment when we get to season

01:32:22.090 --> 01:32:26.829
four or five. Season four, because it's the one

01:32:26.829 --> 01:32:29.310
for Monica Garcia is there. I want you to remember

01:32:29.310 --> 01:32:33.670
this for season four. I will. Oh, my God. Mary.

01:32:35.389 --> 01:32:38.989
When I watched this season, I did not like her

01:32:38.989 --> 01:32:41.789
so deeply. And so every time she did something

01:32:41.789 --> 01:32:45.210
like that, I was like, you evil monster witch.

01:32:45.850 --> 01:32:49.149
Oh, my God. It killed 5 ,600 people, but it made

01:32:49.149 --> 01:32:51.810
the best grapes of all time. That was a wild

01:32:51.810 --> 01:32:54.149
thing to say out loud. Like, why would you say

01:32:54.149 --> 01:33:00.010
that? Again, first lady of a church. I don't.

01:33:00.689 --> 01:33:08.840
Okay, Miss Mary. Okay, Mary. Yeah. She also gives

01:33:08.840 --> 01:33:11.640
everyone a pair of Louis Vuitton earbuds. And

01:33:11.640 --> 01:33:14.420
I did a little investigative journalism. One

01:33:14.420 --> 01:33:19.479
pair of these is $1 ,660. And this is like the

01:33:19.479 --> 01:33:21.699
ones that they're selling today. So all total,

01:33:21.779 --> 01:33:25.979
she spent $8 ,300. Ostensibly, let's call it

01:33:25.979 --> 01:33:30.560
$6 ,000 to account for inflation. That didn't

01:33:30.560 --> 01:33:34.220
include the personalized journals and the pens

01:33:34.220 --> 01:33:36.899
and everything. Do we think these were real or

01:33:36.899 --> 01:33:40.199
do we think they were from DHgate? I don't think

01:33:40.199 --> 01:33:46.840
she could handle the scrutiny she would face

01:33:46.840 --> 01:33:51.239
if one of these women called it out for being

01:33:51.239 --> 01:33:54.899
fake. So I think they're real, especially with

01:33:54.899 --> 01:33:58.159
all the Chanel in those closets. you know what

01:33:58.159 --> 01:34:01.220
i mean she gets a ten thousand dollar bag once

01:34:01.220 --> 01:34:04.619
a month you know what i mean so like i kind of

01:34:04.619 --> 01:34:08.319
believe maybe that is wild i wonder if she was

01:34:08.319 --> 01:34:09.979
able to write that off as a business expense

01:34:09.979 --> 01:34:13.100
because like it was for the show i hope so i

01:34:13.100 --> 01:34:17.619
hope so i don't know i don't know but i do like

01:34:17.619 --> 01:34:21.119
when i when i think about her closet and stuff

01:34:21.119 --> 01:34:23.930
like that I'm like, yeah, that's probably real.

01:34:24.010 --> 01:34:27.449
And also, I think she would be so, again, severely

01:34:27.449 --> 01:34:31.210
embarrassed if like Jen or Heather was like,

01:34:31.210 --> 01:34:35.649
even off camera, they were like, these are obviously

01:34:35.649 --> 01:34:39.010
fake. Do you think? Maybe. I mean, that's wild,

01:34:39.090 --> 01:34:44.050
though. $8 ,300 for people you don't really like.

01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:47.720
Right. And also earbuds you don't really like.

01:34:47.739 --> 01:34:50.460
Like those can't be good. I don't know. I don't

01:34:50.460 --> 01:34:52.899
know. I've never tried the Louis Vuitton AirPods,

01:34:53.220 --> 01:34:56.979
but here we are. They can't be good. No. We started

01:34:56.979 --> 01:34:59.659
to do the thing that we do on every, every Real

01:34:59.659 --> 01:35:01.560
Housewives dinner where they go around and we're

01:35:01.560 --> 01:35:03.119
sharing something the rest of the group doesn't

01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:06.100
know. We're like, whatever. Mary shares that

01:35:06.100 --> 01:35:10.979
she has trust issues. I don't even want to dive

01:35:10.979 --> 01:35:13.140
into that. Of course you do. Of course you do.

01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:17.460
Of course you do. I'm sure you do. Right. When

01:35:17.460 --> 01:35:19.539
he says that she's working on not caring what

01:35:19.539 --> 01:35:21.539
other people think about her, but she's not a

01:35:21.539 --> 01:35:25.899
swinger. And she really hits the G's. And I don't

01:35:25.899 --> 01:35:30.579
know why that bothers me so much. But like. Yeah.

01:35:34.020 --> 01:35:37.960
I get it. Do you? To some extent, it's like if

01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:43.680
she's really not a swinger, then. It's like,

01:35:43.720 --> 01:35:49.000
how do you let that go? Like, if there's any

01:35:49.000 --> 01:35:52.119
rumor about you that you know is not true, it's

01:35:52.119 --> 01:35:56.260
like. i find it easy but i do see the difficulty

01:35:56.260 --> 01:35:58.840
where it's like well i know the truth about me

01:35:58.840 --> 01:36:00.939
and so like i'm just gonna carry on with my life

01:36:00.939 --> 01:36:03.239
and la -di -da -di -da but when you're on a reality

01:36:03.239 --> 01:36:06.819
tv show i feel like everything is so heightened

01:36:06.819 --> 01:36:09.920
yeah but it's like how do you just let this go

01:36:09.920 --> 01:36:13.779
like you're trying to control everyone's perception

01:36:13.779 --> 01:36:17.039
of you on this show sure and it's like something

01:36:17.039 --> 01:36:19.720
gets so spun out of control like that where it's

01:36:19.720 --> 01:36:22.000
like now everyone thinks i'm a swinger am i just

01:36:22.000 --> 01:36:24.800
like supposed to be okay with that or like how

01:36:24.800 --> 01:36:26.880
do i grapple with that i don't know i kind of

01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:31.020
see it okay but like it's fair if i were whitney

01:36:31.020 --> 01:36:33.399
i would just lean into being hot i would too

01:36:33.399 --> 01:36:37.039
i feel like maybe we are swingers i i i've said

01:36:37.039 --> 01:36:38.619
it before i'll say it again i would swing with

01:36:38.619 --> 01:36:43.800
them i do think a hundred percent if i were whitney

01:36:45.000 --> 01:36:47.060
It's just the way I am, so it's not really fair,

01:36:47.140 --> 01:36:49.479
because I understand people are different. But

01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:52.119
I would just leave it a mystery. Like, I would

01:36:52.119 --> 01:36:56.659
just not... I wouldn't talk about it at all.

01:36:56.739 --> 01:36:59.000
I would be like, maybe I am, maybe I'm not. That's

01:36:59.000 --> 01:37:00.939
none of your business. Maybe. You know what I

01:37:00.939 --> 01:37:03.039
mean? Yeah, I agree. That's what I would do,

01:37:03.079 --> 01:37:07.979
but I'm not her. Lisa shares that she has extremely

01:37:07.979 --> 01:37:11.460
high goals for herself. And saying this literally

01:37:11.460 --> 01:37:18.380
moves her to tears. She's so girl boss. She's...

01:37:18.380 --> 01:37:25.340
Lisa. That 2003 Dom Perignon is really hitting.

01:37:25.619 --> 01:37:28.920
I have never seen anything like it before. And...

01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:32.000
Good for her. You can see on the show when she's

01:37:32.000 --> 01:37:34.520
like doing her own thing. She does have really

01:37:34.520 --> 01:37:37.520
high goals for herself and she believes in goal

01:37:37.520 --> 01:37:40.119
setting to like a fault almost. So it's like,

01:37:40.119 --> 01:37:44.220
I get it, but girl, why are we crying at noon

01:37:44.220 --> 01:37:48.279
at this luncheon about having, uh, anyway, anyway,

01:37:48.380 --> 01:37:58.039
goals. And then we have Jen. Go for it. Jen's

01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:00.579
just talking about her childhood, being the oldest

01:38:00.579 --> 01:38:03.260
in the family, which comes with the expectation

01:38:03.260 --> 01:38:10.199
to always be perfect. I'm the oldest. I get it.

01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:12.159
It's not that you need to be perfect, but it

01:38:12.159 --> 01:38:16.920
is like you're a third parent. You need to be

01:38:16.920 --> 01:38:22.329
responsible and all of that. Sure. But then she

01:38:22.329 --> 01:38:25.850
goes on to relate it to loyalty and friendship.

01:38:25.949 --> 01:38:29.470
And she explains that she's intense because she

01:38:29.470 --> 01:38:33.789
cares so much. That's why she said Mary fucks

01:38:33.789 --> 01:38:40.850
her grandfather. Because she cares so much. She

01:38:40.850 --> 01:38:59.640
cares so much. She does end up apologizing to

01:38:59.640 --> 01:39:03.340
Meredith because they had that tip. Sure. Yeah.

01:39:03.520 --> 01:39:06.619
And it seems like Meredith accepts that apology

01:39:06.619 --> 01:39:13.500
and whatever. It's fine. And then Mary, like

01:39:13.500 --> 01:39:16.000
not at the table, but in her confessional is

01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:22.199
asking why she didn't get an apology. I think

01:39:22.199 --> 01:39:27.760
that's fair. I mean, yeah. But I want you to

01:39:27.760 --> 01:39:32.100
remember that the thing about her being the oldest

01:39:32.100 --> 01:39:37.100
kid when we start talking about the indictment.

01:39:37.380 --> 01:39:39.939
Because this does come back to rear its ugly

01:39:39.939 --> 01:39:44.859
head eventually. Oh, yeah. I watched that a few

01:39:44.859 --> 01:39:50.140
weeks ago, actually. Did you? Yeah. So. Yeah,

01:39:50.199 --> 01:39:54.000
so we leave it off at the luncheon. Yeah, we

01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:57.479
get it to be continued. Just like this episode

01:39:57.479 --> 01:40:00.020
will be to be continued because you have to go

01:40:00.020 --> 01:40:01.859
get Jack ready or you have to go get Jack from

01:40:01.859 --> 01:40:04.119
school. Yeah, in like 15 minutes or something.

01:40:04.279 --> 01:40:09.800
So we will do the rest of this luncheon next

01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:14.600
time. Yay. Wonderful viewer. Dear listener, thank

01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:16.420
you for listening. Thank you for being here.

01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:20.220
Thank you for loving us. We love you. From Indie

01:40:20.220 --> 01:40:25.000
to... Are there any new ones? I don't think there

01:40:25.000 --> 01:40:29.159
were new ones. I think Brazil. Brazil was on

01:40:29.159 --> 01:40:31.600
the list last time, right? From Indie to Brazil.

01:40:32.220 --> 01:40:34.640
And you guys can't fact check us anyway. Love

01:40:34.640 --> 01:40:37.000
you! Bye!