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Hi, I'm Emma. And I'm Travis, and we literally

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have no idea what we're doing. We're just two

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former finance bros who escaped corporate hell

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and now spend an hour every week complaining

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about everything. Spatial awareness, chewing

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sounds, the fact that adulthood is a scam. Real

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housewives, pregnancy brain, why the ocean is

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so scary. If it exists, we probably have an opinion

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about it. And if we don't understand it, we'll

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research it and report back to you. This is bestie

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approved where we traffic and gossip and somehow

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doubled our audience to 32 people! We're basically

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famous! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts

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and tell your messiest friends.