WEBVTT 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:17.379 Hi, I'm Travis, and the last song I listened 00:00:17.379 --> 00:00:23.199 to was Heaven Sent by Molly Grace. Happy Pride. 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:27.800 I'm Emma, and the last song I listened to was 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:32.219 Misery Business by Paramore. Oh, that's a good 00:00:32.219 --> 00:00:34.600 one. Yeah. I miss that song. I'm in the business 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:39.159 of misery. Let's take it from the top. Hi, Gay. 00:00:39.299 --> 00:00:42.159 Happy Pride Month. It's Pride Month. It's Pride 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:46.920 Month. Hooray gays. Also, welcome back to the 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:50.939 podcast. We had 32 people listen last week, which 00:00:50.939 --> 00:00:52.780 means our audience literally fucking doubled. 00:00:53.259 --> 00:00:57.960 Literally such a slay. I cannot believe. We're 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:01.439 famous. Do you have any pregnancy updates? oh 00:01:01.439 --> 00:01:06.560 yeah ladies i'm 13 weeks pregnant and the way 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:11.299 a blood clot just found its way out of me yesterday 00:01:11.299 --> 00:01:14.739 i'm talking i'm talking like the size of a golf 00:01:14.739 --> 00:01:20.019 ball the size of a beauty blender and so i panicked 00:01:20.019 --> 00:01:25.810 right i go to the doctor She like has the ultrasound 00:01:25.810 --> 00:01:28.530 that's in the room, which is not like a formal 00:01:28.530 --> 00:01:31.769 ultrasound, but she's like just looking to see 00:01:31.769 --> 00:01:34.629 if the baby's there. You know what I mean? And 00:01:34.629 --> 00:01:37.569 the way he was doing gymnastics, he was doing 00:01:37.569 --> 00:01:39.590 somersaults. He was twirling around. He was perfectly 00:01:39.590 --> 00:01:42.870 fine. And she was like, oh yeah, everything's 00:01:42.870 --> 00:01:46.069 fine. You're good. Just come back for a formal 00:01:46.069 --> 00:01:49.209 ultrasound. Also still have no control over my 00:01:49.209 --> 00:01:53.630 emotions and I'm still yelling at everyone. Perfect. 00:01:53.630 --> 00:01:58.329 Can't smell raw meat or meat cooking. So gross. 00:01:58.609 --> 00:02:04.150 So gross. That's so oddly specific. Yeah. My 00:02:04.150 --> 00:02:08.349 sense of smell is like really peaked. Like it's 00:02:08.349 --> 00:02:11.090 like really sensitive, I would say. I feel like 00:02:11.090 --> 00:02:13.449 you've always had a very sensitive sense of smell, 00:02:13.509 --> 00:02:17.449 though. Yeah, I do. But it's like I couldn't 00:02:17.449 --> 00:02:19.810 go to sleep one night because I cooked onions 00:02:19.810 --> 00:02:22.610 on the stove. jesus christ like i couldn't go 00:02:22.610 --> 00:02:25.069 to sleep it was so bad i like put a candle in 00:02:25.069 --> 00:02:29.509 my face like it was so bad amazing apparently 00:02:29.509 --> 00:02:32.310 very normal really i don't know yeah it's like 00:02:32.310 --> 00:02:34.810 a hormonal thing just like everything else in 00:02:34.810 --> 00:02:36.550 pregnancy that's the answer to everything does 00:02:36.550 --> 00:02:40.430 raw meat smell different from cooked meat yes 00:02:40.430 --> 00:02:43.669 mama oh like i unwrapped the meat to cook it 00:02:43.669 --> 00:02:48.189 and i'm like And then I smell it cooking, and 00:02:48.189 --> 00:02:51.009 I'm like, ugh. And so I've been turning on the 00:02:51.009 --> 00:02:55.930 vent in the microwave. You know the vent fan? 00:02:56.590 --> 00:03:00.129 No. Oh, well, under your microwave, there's a 00:03:00.129 --> 00:03:04.389 vent fan, and it just sucks up all the steam 00:03:04.389 --> 00:03:09.250 from... Oh. Yeah. I don't cook, so that's never 00:03:09.250 --> 00:03:13.189 been an appliance I turned on. Not a huge concern. 00:03:13.870 --> 00:03:18.710 It's also very loud. Cute. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. 00:03:19.750 --> 00:03:23.830 Well, I'm happy the baby's okay. Yeah. So my 00:03:23.830 --> 00:03:26.189 dad taught me how to change my oil earlier this 00:03:26.189 --> 00:03:30.389 week. Nothing I've ever wanted to know how to 00:03:30.389 --> 00:03:34.050 do. Well, he was like, so he's got like the whole 00:03:34.050 --> 00:03:37.030 setup in his barn, like with the car lift and 00:03:37.030 --> 00:03:40.789 like the whole thing. And he was like, hey, stop 00:03:40.789 --> 00:03:42.289 paying to change your oil. I'll change it for 00:03:42.289 --> 00:03:44.210 you. And I was like. Okay, great. Love that. 00:03:44.629 --> 00:03:49.110 And then he goes, do you want to change your 00:03:49.110 --> 00:03:52.370 oil today? And I was like, no. do you mean by, 00:03:52.430 --> 00:03:54.250 do I want to change my oil? Do I want you to 00:03:54.250 --> 00:03:55.710 change my oil? And he goes, no, no, no. I want 00:03:55.710 --> 00:03:57.110 to, I'm going to show you how to do it. So you 00:03:57.110 --> 00:03:58.729 can like know how to do it when I'm gone. And 00:03:58.729 --> 00:04:01.009 I was like, Oh, I know how to do it. You drive 00:04:01.009 --> 00:04:04.129 to the Honda. Also that, but like, he's got this 00:04:04.129 --> 00:04:07.169 obsession with like planning for his death. That 00:04:07.169 --> 00:04:10.349 like, yeah, you kind of just have to lean into 00:04:10.349 --> 00:04:12.490 that. Yeah. His succession planning right now 00:04:12.490 --> 00:04:16.569 is car maintenance. And so he teaches me how 00:04:16.569 --> 00:04:21.089 to do it. It's, it was cool. I don't ever need 00:04:21.089 --> 00:04:24.750 to do it again. I'm okay. No, I do think the 00:04:24.750 --> 00:04:27.389 vision of, like, you had the car lift, so it's 00:04:27.389 --> 00:04:30.149 not the same. But, like, the vision of, like, 00:04:30.170 --> 00:04:34.769 a tanned, muscular man sliding out from under 00:04:34.769 --> 00:04:37.170 a cart on a skateboard because he's changing 00:04:37.170 --> 00:04:40.829 the oil is very hot. It is, but it's not who 00:04:40.829 --> 00:04:44.029 I am. No. I want to see that. I don't want to 00:04:44.029 --> 00:04:49.579 be that. Exactly. Yeah. So, there's that. Also, 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:52.240 I went to a yoga class this week. I found that 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:56.500 I'm not flexible. I don't have a sense of balance. 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.480 And then at one point, the yoga teacher, who 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:01.519 is really, really cool and everything you want 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:03.480 a yoga teacher to be, she's just a very cool 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:05.639 girl. She just got back from a yoga retreat in 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:11.079 Canada. She's beautiful. She's teaching the class, 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.560 and she looks me dead in the face, and it's super 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:17.149 dim lights, and she goes... And your pose might 00:05:17.149 --> 00:05:19.089 not look like your neighbor's pose, and that's 00:05:19.089 --> 00:05:24.029 okay. And you just have to take what serves you 00:05:24.029 --> 00:05:25.670 from this and then just listen to your breath. 00:05:26.089 --> 00:05:28.250 And I wanted to kill myself in that moment because 00:05:28.250 --> 00:05:32.009 I was just like, God, I... I feel like the only 00:05:32.009 --> 00:05:35.670 way to get better at it and to be flexible and 00:05:35.670 --> 00:05:38.110 have balance is to just keep doing it, unfortunately. 00:05:39.939 --> 00:05:42.379 It's like podcasting. You just keep trying and 00:05:42.379 --> 00:05:47.079 you get better. Yeah. Have you seen the YouTube 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:50.199 yoga flows? Because honest to God, I love them 00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:54.579 so much. There are millions of yoga YouTubers 00:05:54.579 --> 00:05:58.300 and they will, it's just like having an instructor, 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:01.779 but it's like on your TV or whatever. And they're 00:06:01.779 --> 00:06:05.459 amazing. They're so good. Side note, have you 00:06:05.459 --> 00:06:08.779 seen that Pilates instructor on TikTok who's 00:06:08.779 --> 00:06:12.920 like jacked and like a football coach? No, but 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:16.600 I want to see this. Oh my God. I don't even remember 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:20.100 her name or I would show you right now. She's 00:06:20.100 --> 00:06:23.339 so insane and intense. And I guess she does like 00:06:23.339 --> 00:06:27.740 multiple classes a day. She's jacked. Do you 00:06:27.740 --> 00:06:29.319 ever get these constant emails that are like, 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:33.850 oh, um. we've authorized a $4 ,000 payment from 00:06:33.850 --> 00:06:36.149 your PayPal. And I'm like, I don't fucking have 00:06:36.149 --> 00:06:38.250 PayPal. I've been getting so many texts about 00:06:38.250 --> 00:06:42.129 you have an unpaid traffic ticket. Oh, that is 00:06:42.129 --> 00:06:45.449 absolutely like the new scam that's going on. 00:06:45.550 --> 00:06:49.490 And the way that I'll text them back and be like, 00:06:49.550 --> 00:06:52.329 hey, they don't call it the Department of Motor 00:06:52.329 --> 00:06:54.050 Vehicles in Indiana. It's called the Bureau of 00:06:54.050 --> 00:06:57.910 Motor Vehicles. Also, this is an iMessage. This 00:06:57.910 --> 00:07:01.379 came from an iPhone. So we're at Emma's house 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:03.980 today. We stopped recording at the library because... 00:07:03.980 --> 00:07:09.579 Jack's on summer vacation. Yeah, and I have a 00:07:09.579 --> 00:07:12.879 song that he sang, and I'll put it in at some 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:15.980 point. It's my favorite thing, but there's nothing 00:07:15.980 --> 00:07:18.939 he loves more than being on a microphone and 00:07:18.939 --> 00:07:21.600 having the attention of the masses. He loves 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.199 a spotlight regardless of what it is. It doesn't 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:29.410 matter, really. Did you look at that insane Pilates 00:07:29.410 --> 00:07:35.470 woman? I sent her to you. TikTok. Oh, her. Do 00:07:35.470 --> 00:07:37.689 you know who she reminds me so much of? Who? 00:07:38.410 --> 00:07:41.389 Jamie from the gym. She's really beautiful. She's 00:07:41.389 --> 00:07:44.699 the one that used to meal prep for me. I wish 00:07:44.699 --> 00:07:48.920 I could meal prep. Nothing in this life will 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:51.459 have me eating chicken I cooked five days ago. 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:53.560 I just can't do it. You have to do it every, 00:07:53.639 --> 00:07:55.500 like, two or three days. It doesn't work if you 00:07:55.500 --> 00:07:59.300 do it for five straight. Or, like, if you prep 00:07:59.300 --> 00:08:04.560 five days' worth. But, like, yeah. Yeah. But, 00:08:04.620 --> 00:08:08.819 like, I've... I don't even eat my leftovers. 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:12.439 Like, I have a really hard time with that. I 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:15.120 get that. And I just can't do it. I'm similar 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:18.060 in that way. I don't like, unless it's like chili 00:08:18.060 --> 00:08:20.100 or beef stew, I'm not interested in having those 00:08:20.100 --> 00:08:22.060 leftovers. Well, there are things that like get 00:08:22.060 --> 00:08:24.920 better if they've been in the fridge for a couple 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.120 days. Oh, absolutely. Like most soups, I would 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:31.079 argue. But like leftovers from a restaurant, 00:08:31.540 --> 00:08:34.960 no mama. I'm bringing them home as a performance 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:38.419 to let the waiter know that I enjoyed my meal. 00:08:38.820 --> 00:08:43.730 I will not be consuming it at home. i'm gonna 00:08:43.730 --> 00:08:46.149 i'm gonna get canceled for this but even like 00:08:46.149 --> 00:08:49.730 a steakhouse like somewhere we paid 300 for dinner 00:08:49.730 --> 00:08:53.950 i am not eating oh the way that i'll go to a 00:08:53.950 --> 00:08:56.870 steakhouse and there's not a goddamn crumb left 00:08:56.870 --> 00:08:59.210 on the table like i they i don't give them the 00:08:59.210 --> 00:09:01.470 opportunity to let them or let me have leftovers 00:09:01.470 --> 00:09:05.980 some of them i can do that but like But, like, 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:07.620 not at the Cheesecake Factory. You can't handle 00:09:07.620 --> 00:09:09.360 that. That's too much food. No, it's too much 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:12.240 food. And also, there are some steakhouses that 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:14.419 are giving you way too much food. The one in 00:09:14.419 --> 00:09:20.419 Carmel, no free promo. Please sponsor us. But 00:09:20.419 --> 00:09:23.279 it ends with Chop House. My favorite place. Their 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:26.120 portions are so ginormous. I know, and I will 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.259 go home immediately after eating there and be 00:09:28.259 --> 00:09:30.120 in a complete and total coma, but it's like I 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:33.950 died happy. Yeah, but like I'm there and I'm 00:09:33.950 --> 00:09:36.710 like, we don't come here all the time. So I'm 00:09:36.710 --> 00:09:39.450 going to have appetizer, entree, and every side 00:09:39.450 --> 00:09:42.929 that looks delicious to me. And I'll take three 00:09:42.929 --> 00:09:47.649 bites of each of those. That's a waste, goddammit. 00:09:47.750 --> 00:09:50.090 I know, but that's what Kenny's for. He's like 00:09:50.090 --> 00:09:52.710 a vacuum. I am too, I get that. That's beautiful. 00:09:54.669 --> 00:09:58.309 One of my favorite places on God's green earth 00:09:58.309 --> 00:10:02.580 has gained... One of my favorite people, Bethany 00:10:02.580 --> 00:10:07.679 Frankel, moved to Miami. Oh, my God. And she's 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.980 never been hotter. Did you see the swim week 00:10:11.980 --> 00:10:16.960 thing? Okay. Yes. She looks stunning. Yeah. Her 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:20.200 body aside, this hair color on her. I love it. 00:10:20.220 --> 00:10:25.519 This, like, warm, like. Honey brown. Yeah. It's 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:29.220 like. Just on the verge of being blonde, but 00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:31.779 he's still brunette. She looks so good. Stunning, 00:10:31.799 --> 00:10:33.620 stunning, stunning. I want to kiss her on the 00:10:33.620 --> 00:10:38.860 mouth. So good. So good. She's aging backwards. 00:10:39.179 --> 00:10:43.120 She's my hero. Like, genuinely my hero. Yeah. 00:10:43.740 --> 00:10:47.519 And the way that she had her ass out. She was 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:50.000 in a thong, mama. She said, here it is. But her 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:52.600 ass was up to the nape of her neck. I was like, 00:10:52.659 --> 00:10:57.340 what? I also didn't know she was 54. Good. I 00:10:57.340 --> 00:11:00.460 had no idea. She is 54 and her body looks better 00:11:00.460 --> 00:11:05.860 than mine. Yeah. Like, wow. Stunned. But she 00:11:05.860 --> 00:11:08.460 walked in Miami Swim Week and it was her first 00:11:08.460 --> 00:11:12.700 runway ever for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit 00:11:12.700 --> 00:11:15.700 runway show. And apparently people had some shit 00:11:15.700 --> 00:11:18.980 to say about it, like how insinuating that she 00:11:18.980 --> 00:11:22.019 has an eating disorder. And she's been very public 00:11:22.019 --> 00:11:26.379 about. she doesn't she's just always been thin 00:11:26.379 --> 00:11:30.360 like yeah she also founded a fucking brand called 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:34.480 skinny girl yeah like fuck you i'm so sorry what 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.779 we just said she's 54 and like that generation 00:11:36.779 --> 00:11:41.120 of women has never known anything but be skinny 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:44.899 be skinny be skinny be skinny and so it's like 00:11:44.899 --> 00:11:47.659 of course she's been thinner whole life she's 00:11:47.659 --> 00:11:49.899 been trying to be thinner whole life right and 00:11:50.460 --> 00:11:54.320 she made it this far mama like what is the problem 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:57.980 well i also think that talking that way about 00:11:57.980 --> 00:12:00.000 her is super problematic because in one of her 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:03.480 books she talked about her mom like struggling 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:07.139 with eating disorders for most of her life when 00:12:07.139 --> 00:12:10.600 she was around and like fuck you like she looks 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.519 great it's not a conversation i'm willing to 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:14.679 participate with these people fuck you she doesn't 00:12:14.679 --> 00:12:18.299 look like i'm looking at the pictures Again, 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:21.100 right now. She's thin. Don't get me wrong. She 00:12:21.100 --> 00:12:24.519 is skinny. Yeah, she's skinny. But she's not 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:28.600 like scary skinny. I mean, we've seen models 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:30.919 for years and years and years now. Right. That 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:34.419 are like terrifying. I was about to say a name, 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:35.940 but we're not going to do that. We're not bringing 00:12:35.940 --> 00:12:38.860 down women here. No. That are like terrifyingly 00:12:38.860 --> 00:12:40.899 skinny. Like look like they're about to fall 00:12:40.899 --> 00:12:43.600 over and collapse. She doesn't look like that. 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:47.700 She looks strong. She looks perfect. Anyone that 00:12:47.700 --> 00:12:49.700 says anything else can fuck right off. You can 00:12:49.700 --> 00:12:52.159 tell she goes to the gym. She looks strong. She 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:54.559 doesn't look like bones. I think everyone should 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:57.200 fuck off. Also, I love that her daughter said 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.919 that she was so proud of her. I do too. I'm really 00:12:59.919 --> 00:13:02.820 happy for Bran and I'm proud of Bran. I love 00:13:02.820 --> 00:13:06.919 that. So cute. I also love that Bethany at 54 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:09.100 is like, I guess I'm going to go be a model today. 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:13.700 Like, fuck yeah. Moving on, moving on. Tom Girardi 00:13:13.700 --> 00:13:19.679 is going to prison. I saw that. I'm going to 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:22.759 be so honest with you. I never watched his stint 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:25.419 on Real Housewives. He didn't miss much with 00:13:25.419 --> 00:13:29.210 them. He's... What I will tell you is that the 00:13:29.210 --> 00:13:34.690 picture they chose for the article looks nothing 00:13:34.690 --> 00:13:36.850 like what he looks like right now, because I 00:13:36.850 --> 00:13:40.669 saw a video this morning of him walking out of 00:13:40.669 --> 00:13:43.769 sentencing, and he literally looks like he's 00:13:43.769 --> 00:13:46.570 on the brink of death. He looks like Jimmy Carter. 00:13:46.850 --> 00:13:51.730 Right. Well, he's 82, 84 years old, something 00:13:51.730 --> 00:13:55.289 like that. No, he's like 86. Yeah, you're right, 00:13:55.330 --> 00:14:00.169 86. Well, he's 85 now. He's on the way to be 00:14:00.169 --> 00:14:02.129 sentenced on his 86th birthday, which I think 00:14:02.129 --> 00:14:06.090 is so kind. Because the prosecutors are pushing 00:14:06.090 --> 00:14:09.929 for 14 years, so he won't be out of prison until 00:14:09.929 --> 00:14:15.269 he's 100, ostensibly. But, yeah, so he's going 00:14:15.269 --> 00:14:18.889 to prison. Hey, Mama. What? You missed something. 00:14:19.370 --> 00:14:22.350 What? He was sentenced yesterday to seven years. 00:14:22.750 --> 00:14:27.460 I thought... Tom Girardi, former Real Housewives 00:14:27.460 --> 00:14:31.559 husband, sentenced to seven years. One day ago. 00:14:31.860 --> 00:14:36.379 Oh. On his 86th birthday, which was yesterday. 00:14:38.320 --> 00:14:41.240 Sentenced to seven years on his 86th birthday. 00:14:41.860 --> 00:14:45.299 I put that on the list like three days ago, so 00:14:45.299 --> 00:14:52.809 that's fair. That whole thing, I feel... troubled 00:14:52.809 --> 00:14:55.490 about so for people that don't know a little 00:14:55.490 --> 00:14:58.830 bit of context about Tom Girardi so he was the 00:14:58.830 --> 00:15:05.169 um the Aaron Brockovich lawyer is like who he 00:15:05.169 --> 00:15:09.450 was in his his claim to fame real life yeah um 00:15:09.450 --> 00:15:13.289 I was out there like actually like fighting the 00:15:13.289 --> 00:15:17.210 good fight changing lives like winning cases 00:15:17.210 --> 00:15:24.399 for the underdog um he married erica erica jane 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:27.080 who was one of the real housewives of beverly 00:15:27.080 --> 00:15:28.840 hills and that's the only reason i know who tom 00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:34.480 gerardi is um they were 30 or she was 33 years 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:36.580 younger than tom when they got married but they 00:15:36.580 --> 00:15:38.379 stayed married for 20 years so like i'll buy 00:15:38.379 --> 00:15:41.539 that she loved him i mean the money probably 00:15:41.539 --> 00:15:43.779 didn't hurt but like she talked a lot about like 00:15:43.779 --> 00:15:47.539 how how much she respected him and how like how 00:15:47.539 --> 00:15:50.240 smart he was and like, I mean, worship the ground 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:55.600 the man walked on. Um, but the money probably 00:15:55.600 --> 00:15:58.279 didn't hurt that situation. No, I don't think 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:00.580 you, she would have learned to love that ground 00:16:00.580 --> 00:16:05.100 if, uh, if the money wasn't there and that's 00:16:05.100 --> 00:16:08.659 fine. The man's 33 years older than you. He needs 00:16:08.659 --> 00:16:11.460 to have a little something for sure to make up 00:16:11.460 --> 00:16:15.100 for that gap. But what he also had in addition 00:16:15.100 --> 00:16:19.409 to that, something was, stealing money from literal 00:16:19.409 --> 00:16:25.409 widows and orphans of people that died in plane 00:16:25.409 --> 00:16:30.149 crashes, that got blown up in a gas pipe explosion 00:16:30.149 --> 00:16:34.409 in California, was taking their money. And if 00:16:34.409 --> 00:16:37.490 you ever watch a documentary on Hulu, it's called 00:16:37.490 --> 00:16:39.919 The Housewife and the Hustler. There are, like, 00:16:39.980 --> 00:16:42.259 voicemails that he would leave people, and it's 00:16:42.259 --> 00:16:44.080 so creepy to hear him be like, no, no, no, I'm 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:45.980 the good guy. I'm one of the good guys. Like, 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:49.120 your money's coming, and it's so fucked up to 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.379 listen to. I mean, he was running a literal Ponzi 00:16:51.379 --> 00:16:56.860 scheme. Ew. Ew, ew, ew. What? I just don't get 00:16:56.860 --> 00:17:00.419 it. If you're going to be 80 -something years 00:17:00.419 --> 00:17:04.920 old. You're telling me Aaron Brockovich lawyer 00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.559 didn't have a savings account. Like, what are 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:12.039 you stealing for? Fucking go on vacation. Retire. 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:17.000 So that was the thing is. A lot of people in 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:18.839 the very beginning of this blamed Erica Jane 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:21.440 because like she had that whole. I mean, she's 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:23.920 been Erica Jane's been around since like 2008. 00:17:24.119 --> 00:17:26.119 And like I very vividly remember playing her 00:17:26.119 --> 00:17:28.319 at Abercrombie before I knew who she was. And 00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:32.630 I was like, oh, I love this. But. A lot of people 00:17:32.630 --> 00:17:36.230 were like, yeah, he poured $25 million into her 00:17:36.230 --> 00:17:38.069 singing career. And I was like, of course he 00:17:38.069 --> 00:17:40.269 did. That's what he did. That's not Erika Jayne's 00:17:40.269 --> 00:17:42.650 fault. And she thought the money was there because 00:17:42.650 --> 00:17:44.569 they also had fucking planes. Like, you don't 00:17:44.569 --> 00:17:47.250 pour $25 million into something if you don't 00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:52.230 think you have it. Yeah. But, like, he was spending 00:17:52.230 --> 00:17:53.769 more money than he had because he had, like, 00:17:53.789 --> 00:17:58.309 I mean, between him and I think Keese is the 00:17:58.309 --> 00:18:03.069 other lawyer. I mean. He's not making the kind 00:18:03.069 --> 00:18:04.910 of money that was portrayed that he was making. 00:18:04.970 --> 00:18:08.809 It was all stolen. I mean. Allegedly. Well, not 00:18:08.809 --> 00:18:10.490 allegedly because he was found guilty. I don't 00:18:10.490 --> 00:18:13.130 know. It was just so much hotter when Jen Shaw 00:18:13.130 --> 00:18:16.329 did it. I don't know. Well, we won't be writing 00:18:16.329 --> 00:18:18.349 him letters in prison, but I'm still open to 00:18:18.349 --> 00:18:20.289 the idea of writing Jen Shaw a letter for sure. 00:18:20.509 --> 00:18:25.309 I would love to converse with Jen Shaw. I would 00:18:25.309 --> 00:18:30.039 love to know what she thinks of. Elizabeth Holmes. 00:18:30.259 --> 00:18:32.099 I want to know if they're friends because you 00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:33.519 know they're like doing yoga and shit together. 00:18:33.740 --> 00:18:36.140 Yeah, I've seen the pictures of them together 00:18:36.140 --> 00:18:38.359 and I'm like, I want to know the tea. Like, do 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:43.500 you actually like her? Like, how is prison? How 00:18:43.500 --> 00:18:46.220 is everything holding up? I want to know the 00:18:46.220 --> 00:18:49.180 tea. I imagine she's holding it down there like 00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:54.559 the way that she would hold it down on. uh salt 00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:56.759 lake city where she would like slam a door and 00:18:56.759 --> 00:18:59.180 be like don't fucking talk about my family oh 00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:02.400 yeah i love it i think she's probably running 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:05.000 that prison which is beautiful a thousand percent 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:07.519 i'll put that on the list for next week to see 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:09.779 how she's like if there are any stories about 00:19:09.779 --> 00:19:14.539 that yeah we need to um bravo con tickets just 00:19:14.539 --> 00:19:18.000 went live take a wild guess on how much a general 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:25.539 admission ticket is to bravo con $700. $672 for 00:19:25.539 --> 00:19:33.799 access to the Caesars Forum. Oh my god. I know 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:37.880 the gays have money. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen, 00:19:37.960 --> 00:19:41.799 please sponsor us so I can come too. I love you, 00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:44.059 Andy Cohen. I'm calling you a bitch out of love 00:19:44.059 --> 00:19:50.480 and being poor. The VIP experience is $1 ,463 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:56.579 .52. The pre -sale went live 47 minutes ago. 00:19:56.779 --> 00:20:00.940 It's already sold out. The VIP is sold out? Yes. 00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:06.859 Oh, my God. That is wild. That's less expensive 00:20:06.859 --> 00:20:08.599 than I thought it was going to be, to be fair. 00:20:08.680 --> 00:20:10.619 They were much more expensive a couple years 00:20:10.619 --> 00:20:12.579 ago, I think. I think they finally figured out, 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.549 A, don't have it in New York where it's... prohibitively 00:20:15.549 --> 00:20:17.630 expensive to like do anything but walk around 00:20:17.630 --> 00:20:22.289 the city yeah b don't have it be so wildly expensive 00:20:22.289 --> 00:20:25.650 that bravo's core fan base can't show up yeah 00:20:25.650 --> 00:20:29.509 we're going next year okay that's on the list 00:20:29.509 --> 00:20:36.210 um how do you feel about target right now it's 00:20:36.210 --> 00:20:40.900 not just target it's every company that has reneged 00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:46.059 on the dei initiatives i think they are so shitty 00:20:46.059 --> 00:20:48.940 they are so stupid and they're gonna lose so 00:20:48.940 --> 00:20:51.980 much business i don't think they have a real 00:20:51.980 --> 00:20:57.180 idea how much money they're making off of people 00:20:57.180 --> 00:21:01.720 affected by dei well that and i also think i 00:21:01.720 --> 00:21:04.660 think i'm more angry about target because target 00:21:04.660 --> 00:21:09.819 is just where gay people felt safe Like, it's 00:21:09.819 --> 00:21:12.700 weird to say that out loud, but, like, it's, 00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:16.019 like, I used to love Target. I don't know. Every 00:21:16.019 --> 00:21:19.500 Pride month at Target, and listen, as a bisexual 00:21:19.500 --> 00:21:21.940 girl, I know it's not for me, right? I have a 00:21:21.940 --> 00:21:24.500 straight boyfriend. It's not for me. I get it. 00:21:24.779 --> 00:21:27.900 It always felt like pandering to me. It always 00:21:27.900 --> 00:21:30.859 felt like they were pandering to the gays. Yes. 00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:32.819 Oh, well, maybe I was just pandered to, and I 00:21:32.819 --> 00:21:36.019 didn't know. Extremely. And, listen, I loved 00:21:36.019 --> 00:21:40.660 Target. Right. Just like everybody else, I would 00:21:40.660 --> 00:21:44.299 love to just roam around the aisles and get what 00:21:44.299 --> 00:21:47.859 I wanted and feel clean and luxurious. And you 00:21:47.859 --> 00:21:49.880 had your Starbucks. Yeah, I have everything. 00:21:50.059 --> 00:21:52.660 They have popcorn. You could get an Icy if you 00:21:52.660 --> 00:21:57.019 wanted to. Yeah, you get some clothes, you fuck 00:21:57.019 --> 00:21:59.920 around, you get some lotion, you get some groceries 00:21:59.920 --> 00:22:04.319 if you're at the super target. Storage for things. 00:22:04.339 --> 00:22:11.640 Yeah, get some bins. But, like, that is not as 00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:16.940 exclusive or luxurious an experience for me to 00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:19.819 not be turned off by them being homophobic and 00:22:19.819 --> 00:22:23.000 weird. Right. And I don't think that they're... 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:26.140 necessarily homophobic, but what I do think is 00:22:26.140 --> 00:22:32.440 that they are rolling right over for this administration. 00:22:32.519 --> 00:22:34.859 And it's just like, okay, so you don't actually 00:22:34.859 --> 00:22:37.380 care about us. I think that like the indifference 00:22:37.380 --> 00:22:39.160 is what bothers me. I would argue that is homophobic. 00:22:39.259 --> 00:22:41.460 Okay. Because here's the thing. If you're going 00:22:41.460 --> 00:22:44.380 to go so hard every year, because listen, there 00:22:44.380 --> 00:22:49.839 was no rule under DEI that they had to celebrate 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:53.700 pride to that extent every single year. No. They 00:22:53.700 --> 00:22:55.380 didn't have to create clothes. They didn't have 00:22:55.380 --> 00:22:59.420 to create signs. Hold on. Okay, there was no 00:22:59.420 --> 00:23:02.500 rule saying they had to create all of those clothes 00:23:02.500 --> 00:23:05.420 or they had to create all of those signs or that 00:23:05.420 --> 00:23:09.819 they had to make a pride bikini and pride swim 00:23:09.819 --> 00:23:12.400 trunks and pride everything. There was no rule 00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:16.779 saying they had to do that. So it is weird to 00:23:16.779 --> 00:23:23.279 me that just because DEI goes away, which really 00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:25.940 had nothing to do with that whole initiative. 00:23:28.170 --> 00:23:31.910 you are automatically taking all of that away 00:23:31.910 --> 00:23:34.970 right it's like you were looking for an excuse 00:23:34.970 --> 00:23:39.950 it's like a girl at college who's like seems 00:23:39.950 --> 00:23:42.390 like she's pretty cool she's pretty okay she 00:23:42.390 --> 00:23:45.230 celebrates the gays until she's at a fraternity 00:23:45.230 --> 00:23:48.390 and then she's saying the f slur that is what 00:23:48.390 --> 00:23:50.789 it gives okay that's what it gives and i would 00:23:50.789 --> 00:23:54.890 argue that girl and target are homophobic okay 00:23:56.140 --> 00:23:58.539 Now we know. I have no tolerance for it. I think 00:23:58.539 --> 00:24:01.920 it's so stupid. I think we've forgotten why DEI 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:03.900 is there in the first place. People have been 00:24:03.900 --> 00:24:08.660 fucked over for centuries, literally. And so 00:24:08.660 --> 00:24:11.559 we put in an initiative to make the playing field 00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.160 more equal. And people are celebrating that that's 00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:19.200 gone. I just don't get it. But I think what's 00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:23.740 weirder is that despite all that, they had a 00:24:23.740 --> 00:24:27.319 pride collection this year. they did yes they 00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:29.980 they released a sad little pride collection that's 00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:35.619 like the most uncomfortably awkward stuff except 00:24:35.619 --> 00:24:38.279 for one thing that was a uh little u -haul truck 00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:40.740 that like i would go to target to buy if they 00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:42.839 weren't canceled right now i mean that's kind 00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:45.259 of cute for the lesbians i loved it so much but 00:24:45.259 --> 00:24:49.430 like the rest of it was so bad To the point where 00:24:49.430 --> 00:24:52.970 on the tags, like this was such an afterthought 00:24:52.970 --> 00:24:55.269 on the tags. They didn't even really like get 00:24:55.269 --> 00:24:58.130 rid of the lorem ipsum body copy thing like for 00:24:58.130 --> 00:25:02.269 like the like the graphic design of it. So it 00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:05.049 just says lorem ipsum like whatever. And like 00:25:05.049 --> 00:25:07.589 I'm just like you literally didn't think a goddamn 00:25:07.589 --> 00:25:10.589 thing about this. Fuck you, Target. I just. I 00:25:10.589 --> 00:25:13.710 mean, listen, if we're being honest, the Pride 00:25:13.710 --> 00:25:15.769 stuff has always been a little corny at Target, 00:25:15.950 --> 00:25:19.789 right? Like, it's always been a little out there, 00:25:19.930 --> 00:25:25.329 if you will. But, like, why did they even try? 00:25:25.450 --> 00:25:31.089 Why did they even do that? I don't... I think, 00:25:31.130 --> 00:25:35.279 well, partially because they have seen... Yes, 00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:38.099 they're $12 billion in market cap. Their stock's 00:25:38.099 --> 00:25:42.079 down 27 % from January. And I think they're saying, 00:25:42.180 --> 00:25:43.700 oh, well, we fucked up really bad. They fucked 00:25:43.700 --> 00:25:46.200 around and found out, literally. And now they're 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:48.160 like, oh, well, like, let's throw the gays a 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:52.079 bone. And they didn't do it right. Well, like, 00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:55.900 why even do that? Like, stand on business or 00:25:55.900 --> 00:25:58.099 don't. I just don't understand. Like, I don't 00:25:58.099 --> 00:26:02.230 know a single gay that's going to be. convinced 00:26:02.230 --> 00:26:06.970 by your weird rainbow jersey no but then you're 00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:09.569 a good company again well then you have the fucking 00:26:09.569 --> 00:26:12.490 ceo coming out being like you have no idea how 00:26:12.490 --> 00:26:14.710 hard it's been they they really reacted badly 00:26:14.710 --> 00:26:17.640 to us saying that we didn't care about minorities 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:20.440 fuck you like fuck you yeah what do you mean 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:24.420 they used to have like all the skin tone things 00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:28.240 like they were all about that they were all about 00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:31.539 representing everyone yeah and having a big plus 00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:34.519 size section well and they like were at the forefront 00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:37.440 of bringing in like black owned businesses like 00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:40.339 like small and they would highlight them yeah 00:26:40.339 --> 00:26:44.740 and i'm like why the fuck did you like you couldn't 00:26:44.740 --> 00:26:47.890 have you couldn't have done worse after that 00:26:47.890 --> 00:26:49.869 was all said and done. I really don't understand. 00:26:49.950 --> 00:26:53.049 It's like they don't know their audience. But 00:26:53.049 --> 00:26:54.710 you know who does know their audience is Jamal 00:26:54.710 --> 00:26:57.490 Bryant, Giselle's ex -husband, who is coming 00:26:57.490 --> 00:26:59.650 out and making his entire, or not making, but 00:26:59.650 --> 00:27:03.450 he's like leading a boycott of his entire church 00:27:03.450 --> 00:27:06.410 against, oh yeah, he's been on CNN talking about 00:27:06.410 --> 00:27:08.970 it. I've seen him on CNN, but I didn't see him 00:27:08.970 --> 00:27:11.829 about Target. Yeah, and I saw the chyron that 00:27:11.829 --> 00:27:14.190 said, jamal bryant and i was like that's his 00:27:14.190 --> 00:27:17.349 name's giselle's ex -husband thank you yeah that's 00:27:17.349 --> 00:27:20.390 uh that's grace and angel's dad thank you um 00:27:20.390 --> 00:27:25.130 yeah so that's target and they can go fuck themselves 00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:27.410 as far as i'm concerned i used to love like nothing 00:27:27.410 --> 00:27:30.190 more than to go to target and push a cart around 00:27:30.190 --> 00:27:35.109 for like hours on end and spend three hundred 00:27:35.109 --> 00:27:36.769 dollars every time i went in there i was happy 00:27:36.769 --> 00:27:39.630 to do it it was a privilege to do it now i wouldn't 00:27:39.630 --> 00:27:41.960 piss on the building if it was on fire No. That's 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.920 where I'm at. I did kind of soft launch my Target 00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:49.460 boycott early by moving where I moved. Which 00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:51.640 were the worst Target is on God's green earth. 00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:56.720 Yes. The Target here is so Walmart -esque. It's 00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.119 bad. I don't know if it's a staff thing. It can't 00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:02.319 be a staff thing because their turnover rate 00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:06.119 is insane. I've never seen the same people there 00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:11.950 twice. But also. they're just weird like i did 00:28:11.950 --> 00:28:14.750 a mobile order one time and i went to pick it 00:28:14.750 --> 00:28:19.869 up right normal things they said they found everything 00:28:19.869 --> 00:28:24.150 like on my app but then the guy comes and gives 00:28:24.150 --> 00:28:28.069 me my stuff and i'm like oh this is missing and 00:28:28.069 --> 00:28:31.170 he's like well i couldn't find it back there 00:28:31.170 --> 00:28:35.450 oh like in my order packed up and i was like 00:28:36.110 --> 00:28:39.089 okay friend well how am i supposed to get a refund 00:28:39.089 --> 00:28:44.089 if i say that you gave it to me no i went into 00:28:44.089 --> 00:28:47.490 the store and they gave they i explained the 00:28:47.490 --> 00:28:49.890 whole thing and she gave me a refund and then 00:28:49.890 --> 00:28:53.470 said that yeah it's just like really disorganized 00:28:53.470 --> 00:28:57.839 back there so like i don't know What? Is this 00:28:57.839 --> 00:28:59.299 a Target? I don't understand what you're saying. 00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.319 Or have I been bamboozled? I drive 30 minutes 00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.960 out of my way to go to, well, used to drive 30 00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:07.599 minutes out of my way to go to Target. I haven't 00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:13.160 done that in months now. Months. I can't believe 00:29:13.160 --> 00:29:15.680 they had the nerve. I hadn't seen that they actually 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:17.819 did a pride collection. I just assumed they would 00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:20.140 skip it this year. Oh, it was bad. They should 00:29:20.140 --> 00:29:21.619 have skipped it this year. They should have just 00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:24.940 skipped it. If you're going to pander to the 00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:27.940 Republicans now, then do that. Don't go halfway. 00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.720 No one likes that. Be on Town Square. Do it. 00:29:31.779 --> 00:29:36.019 Yeah, do something. Oh, my God. By the way, my 00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:41.519 mom said she saw liberal protesters. And Carmel 00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:48.839 yesterday. Yeah, like by the DMV. I was shocked. 00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.859 She said there was a sign that was like, honk 00:29:51.859 --> 00:29:54.660 if you like tacos or if you're tired of the Trump 00:29:54.660 --> 00:29:59.259 administration. In Hamilton County? Yes! I was 00:29:59.259 --> 00:30:02.900 stunned. Like, speechless when she told me. She 00:30:02.900 --> 00:30:05.539 called me because she was like, you're not going 00:30:05.539 --> 00:30:08.460 to believe what I just saw. So for those who 00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:11.880 don't know, I live north of Indianapolis, which 00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:16.940 is unfortunately full of wealthy whites who... 00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:18.839 It's the most conservative county in the United 00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:22.140 States per capita. Is it really? It is. Well, 00:30:22.420 --> 00:30:24.900 that makes me want to die. I'll have you know, 00:30:25.099 --> 00:30:29.200 I went to the polls and I did feel out of place. 00:30:29.259 --> 00:30:32.160 I felt like I knew everyone was voting red around 00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:36.849 me. Oh, that's how I felt. voting too where um 00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:39.210 i knew my vote didn't count in shelby county 00:30:39.210 --> 00:30:43.329 oh i knew i was like i'm a drop in this bucket 00:30:43.329 --> 00:30:46.950 one company that is doing something right is 00:30:46.950 --> 00:30:50.650 uh marriott bonvoy my favorite hotel empire i 00:30:50.650 --> 00:30:52.990 love marriott they're sponsoring boston pride 00:30:52.990 --> 00:30:56.430 this year and they're not afraid of uh having 00:30:56.430 --> 00:31:00.519 a little dei in there i feel like it's such an 00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.880 opportunity this is such a capitalistic view 00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.680 that i'm about to spit out but it is such a big 00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:12.309 opportunity while everyone I say everyone. A 00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:15.009 bunch of big businesses, Fortune 500 companies 00:31:15.009 --> 00:31:18.930 are getting rid of DEI. It is such a big opportunity 00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:21.670 to gain publicity by standing on business right 00:31:21.670 --> 00:31:24.730 now and saying we love gays and we love minorities 00:31:24.730 --> 00:31:28.829 in general. We love people of color, etc. I think 00:31:28.829 --> 00:31:32.589 that is such a draw to so many people right now 00:31:32.589 --> 00:31:36.220 because we're so tired of... the capitalistic 00:31:36.220 --> 00:31:39.160 overlords that it would be nice to have some 00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:42.619 humanity well that and like just from a purely 00:31:42.619 --> 00:31:48.359 capitalist perspective gay people have more disposable 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.940 income because a we don't have kids or if they 00:31:52.940 --> 00:31:55.359 do have kids it's because they're super rich 00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:58.440 you know like rich enough to adopt which is an 00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:00.619 insane amount of money that's a whole other topic 00:32:00.619 --> 00:32:04.279 but yeah no but like pander to the gays if you're 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:09.049 gonna do it But do it right, I guess. Fuck off, 00:32:09.049 --> 00:32:12.130 Target. Like, you have to show up when it counts. 00:32:12.190 --> 00:32:15.309 I just don't understand. You know who else I 00:32:15.309 --> 00:32:18.910 love while we're on this? We're talking about 00:32:18.910 --> 00:32:20.869 businesses who are doing things right. Ben and 00:32:20.869 --> 00:32:23.369 Jerry's. Oh, did you see that Ben got arrested? 00:32:23.549 --> 00:32:26.170 Mm -hmm. For standing on business. Good for him. 00:32:26.309 --> 00:32:29.009 That's right. He said, we're taking away medical 00:32:29.009 --> 00:32:32.170 care from children at home, and we're funding 00:32:32.170 --> 00:32:36.859 the deaths of children. in gaza i'm proud of 00:32:36.859 --> 00:32:42.859 him and i said yes sir oh my god i am so obsessed 00:32:42.859 --> 00:32:46.059 and they've been standing on business and literally 00:32:46.059 --> 00:32:50.039 supporting human rights yes yes i i'm sure that 00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:52.279 they were advocates before they founded ben and 00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:54.599 jerry's but yeah they you they have used their 00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:58.380 business from day one to stand on the right side 00:32:58.380 --> 00:33:01.200 of history and i think that's beautiful i do 00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.769 too and i think it's beautiful that Marriott 00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:05.730 sponsoring Boston Pride. Also, if you want to 00:33:05.730 --> 00:33:09.009 sponsor Bestie Approves, please sponsor us. Please, 00:33:09.170 --> 00:33:13.210 Marriott. I love the JW Marriott so much. Have 00:33:13.210 --> 00:33:18.529 you seen the TikTok of the girl getting up on 00:33:18.529 --> 00:33:21.970 the Delta flight that was delayed for like two 00:33:21.970 --> 00:33:23.990 hours or something and she got on that little 00:33:23.990 --> 00:33:26.210 intercom phone and started singing Moana for 00:33:26.210 --> 00:33:46.130 45 minutes. Yeah. I can't. I can't. Whoever the 00:33:46.130 --> 00:33:48.490 flight attendant was who handed her that phone 00:33:48.490 --> 00:33:51.950 should be fired. I'm not even dramatizing it. 00:33:52.049 --> 00:33:55.910 That is so... i get you want to give a little 00:33:55.910 --> 00:33:59.869 girl her moment yeah i understand that but what 00:33:59.869 --> 00:34:04.289 you are in such a tight space everyone is stressed 00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:07.289 out and sweaty i saw other videos on this flight 00:34:07.289 --> 00:34:10.070 people are literally sweating it's hot you're 00:34:10.070 --> 00:34:15.400 stressed out you're stuck on a metal tube and 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:18.760 you are being forced to listen to this girl have 00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:22.139 her moment i'm so sorry i'm sure she ate it up 00:34:22.139 --> 00:34:26.320 but no that's that's hard the i so the the thing 00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:28.820 that i have the problem with is like it's cute 00:34:28.820 --> 00:34:32.940 for the first like 30 seconds right you're like 00:34:32.940 --> 00:34:37.849 oh it's adorable it's amazing And then it just 00:34:37.849 --> 00:34:40.710 keeps going and going and going and going. And 00:34:40.710 --> 00:34:42.889 I don't blame the child. I'm going to be very 00:34:42.889 --> 00:34:46.289 clear when I say I think she said we're stuck 00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:49.250 on a flight and these people need to be entertained 00:34:49.250 --> 00:34:53.010 and entertain the people. I will. I think it's 00:34:53.010 --> 00:34:56.150 very normal for a little girl to want to have 00:34:56.150 --> 00:35:00.869 her moment and sing for a crowd and whatever. 00:35:01.650 --> 00:35:06.230 I just. Kids can't understand that that crowd 00:35:06.230 --> 00:35:09.349 needs to choose to be there. It cannot be forced 00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:11.989 upon them. But the parents also need to say, 00:35:12.030 --> 00:35:15.530 get your ass in this seat right goddamn now. 00:35:15.650 --> 00:35:18.309 I swear to God. I swear to God they do. And I 00:35:18.309 --> 00:35:23.630 don't understand. Like, give her one verse. You 00:35:23.630 --> 00:35:25.949 know what? I'll be generous. Give her one song. 00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:30.150 Yeah. And then hang it up, mama. Hang it up. 00:35:30.190 --> 00:35:32.429 And I know she was probably so excited because 00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:34.789 they had just gotten done with the Disney World 00:35:34.789 --> 00:35:38.409 trip. And she was still on that high. It was 00:35:38.409 --> 00:35:41.969 a flight to Orlando, not from. It was from. I 00:35:41.969 --> 00:35:43.250 thought it was from Orlando. Or maybe she was 00:35:43.250 --> 00:35:45.250 going to Disney World. I thought it was to. Yeah, 00:35:45.309 --> 00:35:48.889 whatever. Either way. She was Disneyland mindset. 00:35:49.389 --> 00:35:53.610 Yeah. But. Or Disney World. At what fucking point 00:35:53.610 --> 00:35:57.480 do you. get up and insurrect against the parents 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:04.820 for allowing that to happen i immediately i'm 00:36:04.820 --> 00:36:06.980 side -eyeing the parents the second she starts 00:36:06.980 --> 00:36:10.159 singing and the second song starts i'm gonna 00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:14.420 be like is anyone gonna get her and also where 00:36:14.420 --> 00:36:16.539 are the flight attendants where are the flight 00:36:16.539 --> 00:36:20.960 attendants to be like oh sweetie that's it thank 00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:25.750 you so much right Also, the thing that I think 00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:30.329 people are not giving enough thought to, when 00:36:30.329 --> 00:36:33.630 that little phone comes off the hook, all in 00:36:33.630 --> 00:36:37.510 -flight entertainment shuts down. The Delta screen 00:36:37.510 --> 00:36:40.510 comes up saying there's an announcement going 00:36:40.510 --> 00:36:44.949 on. Yeah, you can't get away from it. No. Oh, 00:36:45.030 --> 00:36:50.969 God. And they're like, yeah. Please control your 00:36:50.969 --> 00:36:53.789 kids. That's where I'm at with it. Yeah. It's 00:36:53.789 --> 00:36:58.389 like... And I understand that kids can be incorrigible. 00:36:58.510 --> 00:37:02.989 Believe me. I do understand that it's hard to 00:37:02.989 --> 00:37:06.250 wrangle your kids. It is not hard to have your... 00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:08.929 That girl was at least like 12 years old. It 00:37:08.929 --> 00:37:12.510 is not hard to tell her she needs to be done. 00:37:13.389 --> 00:37:15.730 The way that I would have been beaten within 00:37:15.730 --> 00:37:19.110 an inch of my life. Like... You think she's going 00:37:19.110 --> 00:37:21.349 to hold resentment for that forever? You let 00:37:21.349 --> 00:37:23.730 her sing her little song. Do you want to know 00:37:23.730 --> 00:37:26.190 what she's going to hold resentment for? Is being 00:37:26.190 --> 00:37:29.590 humiliated on the internet. You letting her do 00:37:29.590 --> 00:37:35.030 that to herself is worse. 100%. Have you ever 00:37:35.030 --> 00:37:39.869 heard of a labubu? Yeah, they're so ugly. I'm 00:37:39.869 --> 00:37:42.329 so sorry. I know everyone loves them. They're 00:37:42.329 --> 00:37:48.469 so ugly. So, Issa on TikTok. Have you heard this 00:37:48.469 --> 00:37:51.909 TikTok? I feel like I've sent it to you. It's 00:37:51.909 --> 00:37:55.030 this. Is it in here? It's right here. The fuck 00:37:55.030 --> 00:38:04.650 is a la baby? What the fuck is a la baby? No, 00:38:04.789 --> 00:38:14.789 baby. La baby. I think about that TikTok millions 00:38:14.789 --> 00:38:19.360 of times every day. that's beautiful that's so 00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.300 beautiful i and i follow people on tiktok who 00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:28.639 like have gotten them and whatever i'm not trying 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.579 to yuck your yum i just don't get it no i don't 00:38:32.579 --> 00:38:38.099 get it at all like is it like a pokemon i don't 00:38:38.099 --> 00:38:40.280 know if i fully understand i like literally what 00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:43.559 the fuck is a labubu it's like Okay, so this 00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:45.739 is like a whole thing that I don't know that 00:38:45.739 --> 00:38:47.480 you're aware of. Have you heard of Pop Mart? 00:38:48.500 --> 00:38:51.860 That is who sells, like that's the exclusive 00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:55.300 retailer for Labubu. Right. There is more than 00:38:55.300 --> 00:38:59.119 Labubu. There are tons of these things where 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:04.019 it's like you get the brand of what you want, 00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.760 but you don't know which one you're getting. 00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:10.940 What? There are tons of them. I have a video 00:39:10.940 --> 00:39:15.650 to send you. For those who are online like your 00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:19.389 girl, I'm sending him vanilla mace right now. 00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:23.710 What the fuck is vanilla mace? Okay. It's time 00:39:23.710 --> 00:39:26.989 to talk about vanilla mace. Vanilla mace is a 00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:31.369 woman of a woman. And I love her so much. Vanilla 00:39:31.369 --> 00:39:33.849 Mace, if you're hearing this, please come on 00:39:33.849 --> 00:39:36.369 the podcast and also text me and Snapchat me 00:39:36.369 --> 00:39:39.969 and Twitter me and TikTok DM me and all of the 00:39:39.969 --> 00:39:44.449 things. I love you so much. She goes to Pop Mart 00:39:44.449 --> 00:39:49.969 and her video went like super viral because she 00:39:49.969 --> 00:39:52.429 was like, I want this one or this one, but I 00:39:52.429 --> 00:39:54.829 don't want this one. And then she opened two 00:39:54.829 --> 00:40:00.070 of the ones that she didn't want. It was beautiful. 00:40:00.210 --> 00:40:03.090 It was so funny. She's so beautiful. I'm not 00:40:03.090 --> 00:40:04.730 going to be able to find it because she'd be 00:40:04.730 --> 00:40:08.030 posting. But anyway, there are tons of these 00:40:08.030 --> 00:40:09.849 things. I don't even know what all of them are 00:40:09.849 --> 00:40:16.309 called. But they're like a Sonny's Angel. You 00:40:16.309 --> 00:40:18.329 know, you remember those things, the little babies? 00:40:18.829 --> 00:40:21.550 No. That hang off your phone? No, like people 00:40:21.550 --> 00:40:24.260 at our old work used to get them. Those little 00:40:24.260 --> 00:40:27.380 babies with their butts out. Those are so weird 00:40:27.380 --> 00:40:30.480 to me. When you get those, from my knowledge, 00:40:30.500 --> 00:40:33.019 they work like a lububu. You don't know which 00:40:33.019 --> 00:40:36.559 one you're going to get. So it's like a surprise 00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.880 every time you open it. It's like the Vinylmation 00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:41.619 things used to be from Disney where you had no 00:40:41.619 --> 00:40:43.159 idea which one you were getting until you got 00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:44.420 it home and that's why they were collectible. 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:47.179 Right. Or like the Pokemon cards that are in 00:40:47.179 --> 00:40:48.900 like Happy Meals and stuff. Like it doesn't, 00:40:48.900 --> 00:40:50.599 you know what Pokemon are out there, but you 00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:52.340 don't know which one is going to be in your thing. 00:40:52.340 --> 00:40:55.079 Got it. Okay. That's kind of cool actually. Yeah. 00:40:55.360 --> 00:41:00.260 But now people are reselling Labubu. Or $7 ,000 00:41:00.260 --> 00:41:04.800 on eBay. $7 ,000. It goes against the whole concept 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.639 of the thing, number one. Yeah. Number two, who 00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:10.599 is paying that? Who is paying for that? People. 00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:15.929 It's a toy. I kind of want one. I also just sent 00:41:15.929 --> 00:41:19.530 you a TikTok of Vanilla Maze opening. Not a Lu 00:41:19.530 --> 00:41:21.369 Bu Bu, but something close. Maybe it is a Lu 00:41:21.369 --> 00:41:25.610 Bu Bu. I don't know. Oh, I know who this is. 00:41:26.250 --> 00:41:30.469 I love her. I love that so much. I love her. 00:41:30.710 --> 00:41:33.869 I also, that woman I send you all the time, her 00:41:33.869 --> 00:41:37.909 name's Sriracha or Sriracha. Yeah. obsessed with 00:41:37.909 --> 00:41:42.269 her yes oh my god she escaped the trenches of 00:41:42.269 --> 00:41:46.829 fort wayne and now she's living her la lesbian 00:41:46.829 --> 00:41:53.869 lifestyle good for her and i love her sriracha 00:41:53.869 --> 00:41:57.070 and vanilla mace if you want to come on the podcast 00:41:57.070 --> 00:41:59.909 please you're welcome to come on anytime you 00:41:59.909 --> 00:42:05.150 want well i think that's the end of today's show 00:42:06.190 --> 00:42:08.670 Thanks for being here with us. Follow us on Instagram, 00:42:09.010 --> 00:42:15.309 TikTok. Send us an email. I set up a whole goddamn 00:42:15.309 --> 00:42:19.010 domain for us. Send us a fucking email. Yeah, 00:42:19.090 --> 00:42:23.369 either one of us. Or both. Hello at bestieapproved 00:42:23.369 --> 00:42:25.750 .com. Reach out anytime. We'll fucking talk to 00:42:25.750 --> 00:42:29.849 you. 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