Hi, I'm Travis, and the last song I listened
to was Heaven Sent by Molly Grace. Happy Pride.
I'm Emma, and the last song I listened to was
Misery Business by Paramore. Oh, that's a good
one. Yeah. I miss that song. I'm in the business
of misery. Let's take it from the top. Hi, Gay.
Happy Pride Month. It's Pride Month. It's Pride
Month. Hooray gays. Also, welcome back to the
podcast. We had 32 people listen last week, which
means our audience literally fucking doubled.
Literally such a slay. I cannot believe. We're
famous. Do you have any pregnancy updates? oh
yeah ladies i'm 13 weeks pregnant and the way
a blood clot just found its way out of me yesterday
i'm talking i'm talking like the size of a golf
ball the size of a beauty blender and so i panicked
right i go to the doctor She like has the ultrasound
that's in the room, which is not like a formal
ultrasound, but she's like just looking to see
if the baby's there. You know what I mean? And
the way he was doing gymnastics, he was doing
somersaults. He was twirling around. He was perfectly
fine. And she was like, oh yeah, everything's
fine. You're good. Just come back for a formal
ultrasound. Also still have no control over my
emotions and I'm still yelling at everyone. Perfect.
Can't smell raw meat or meat cooking. So gross.
So gross. That's so oddly specific. Yeah. My
sense of smell is like really peaked. Like it's
like really sensitive, I would say. I feel like
you've always had a very sensitive sense of smell,
though. Yeah, I do. But it's like I couldn't
go to sleep one night because I cooked onions
on the stove. jesus christ like i couldn't go
to sleep it was so bad i like put a candle in
my face like it was so bad amazing apparently
very normal really i don't know yeah it's like
a hormonal thing just like everything else in
pregnancy that's the answer to everything does
raw meat smell different from cooked meat yes
mama oh like i unwrapped the meat to cook it
and i'm like And then I smell it cooking, and
I'm like, ugh. And so I've been turning on the
vent in the microwave. You know the vent fan?
No. Oh, well, under your microwave, there's a
vent fan, and it just sucks up all the steam
from... Oh. Yeah. I don't cook, so that's never
been an appliance I turned on. Not a huge concern.
It's also very loud. Cute. Yeah. Okay. Anyways.
Well, I'm happy the baby's okay. Yeah. So my
dad taught me how to change my oil earlier this
week. Nothing I've ever wanted to know how to
do. Well, he was like, so he's got like the whole
setup in his barn, like with the car lift and
like the whole thing. And he was like, hey, stop
paying to change your oil. I'll change it for
you. And I was like. Okay, great. Love that.
And then he goes, do you want to change your
oil today? And I was like, no. do you mean by,
do I want to change my oil? Do I want you to
change my oil? And he goes, no, no, no. I want
to, I'm going to show you how to do it. So you
can like know how to do it when I'm gone. And
I was like, Oh, I know how to do it. You drive
to the Honda. Also that, but like, he's got this
obsession with like planning for his death. That
like, yeah, you kind of just have to lean into
that. Yeah. His succession planning right now
is car maintenance. And so he teaches me how
to do it. It's, it was cool. I don't ever need
to do it again. I'm okay. No, I do think the
vision of, like, you had the car lift, so it's
not the same. But, like, the vision of, like,
a tanned, muscular man sliding out from under
a cart on a skateboard because he's changing
the oil is very hot. It is, but it's not who
I am. No. I want to see that. I don't want to
be that. Exactly. Yeah. So, there's that. Also,
I went to a yoga class this week. I found that
I'm not flexible. I don't have a sense of balance.
And then at one point, the yoga teacher, who
is really, really cool and everything you want
a yoga teacher to be, she's just a very cool
girl. She just got back from a yoga retreat in
Canada. She's beautiful. She's teaching the class,
and she looks me dead in the face, and it's super
dim lights, and she goes... And your pose might
not look like your neighbor's pose, and that's
okay. And you just have to take what serves you
from this and then just listen to your breath.
And I wanted to kill myself in that moment because
I was just like, God, I... I feel like the only
way to get better at it and to be flexible and
have balance is to just keep doing it, unfortunately.
It's like podcasting. You just keep trying and
you get better. Yeah. Have you seen the YouTube
yoga flows? Because honest to God, I love them
so much. There are millions of yoga YouTubers
and they will, it's just like having an instructor,
but it's like on your TV or whatever. And they're
amazing. They're so good. Side note, have you
seen that Pilates instructor on TikTok who's
like jacked and like a football coach? No, but
I want to see this. Oh my God. I don't even remember
her name or I would show you right now. She's
so insane and intense. And I guess she does like
multiple classes a day. She's jacked. Do you
ever get these constant emails that are like,
oh, um. we've authorized a $4 ,000 payment from
your PayPal. And I'm like, I don't fucking have
PayPal. I've been getting so many texts about
you have an unpaid traffic ticket. Oh, that is
absolutely like the new scam that's going on.
And the way that I'll text them back and be like,
hey, they don't call it the Department of Motor
Vehicles in Indiana. It's called the Bureau of
Motor Vehicles. Also, this is an iMessage. This
came from an iPhone. So we're at Emma's house
today. We stopped recording at the library because...
Jack's on summer vacation. Yeah, and I have a
song that he sang, and I'll put it in at some
point. It's my favorite thing, but there's nothing
he loves more than being on a microphone and
having the attention of the masses. He loves
a spotlight regardless of what it is. It doesn't
matter, really. Did you look at that insane Pilates
woman? I sent her to you. TikTok. Oh, her. Do
you know who she reminds me so much of? Who?
Jamie from the gym. She's really beautiful. She's
the one that used to meal prep for me. I wish
I could meal prep. Nothing in this life will
have me eating chicken I cooked five days ago.
I just can't do it. You have to do it every,
like, two or three days. It doesn't work if you
do it for five straight. Or, like, if you prep
five days' worth. But, like, yeah. Yeah. But,
like, I've... I don't even eat my leftovers.
Like, I have a really hard time with that. I
get that. And I just can't do it. I'm similar
in that way. I don't like, unless it's like chili
or beef stew, I'm not interested in having those
leftovers. Well, there are things that like get
better if they've been in the fridge for a couple
days. Oh, absolutely. Like most soups, I would
argue. But like leftovers from a restaurant,
no mama. I'm bringing them home as a performance
to let the waiter know that I enjoyed my meal.
I will not be consuming it at home. i'm gonna
i'm gonna get canceled for this but even like
a steakhouse like somewhere we paid 300 for dinner
i am not eating oh the way that i'll go to a
steakhouse and there's not a goddamn crumb left
on the table like i they i don't give them the
opportunity to let them or let me have leftovers
some of them i can do that but like But, like,
not at the Cheesecake Factory. You can't handle
that. That's too much food. No, it's too much
food. And also, there are some steakhouses that
are giving you way too much food. The one in
Carmel, no free promo. Please sponsor us. But
it ends with Chop House. My favorite place. Their
portions are so ginormous. I know, and I will
go home immediately after eating there and be
in a complete and total coma, but it's like I
died happy. Yeah, but like I'm there and I'm
like, we don't come here all the time. So I'm
going to have appetizer, entree, and every side
that looks delicious to me. And I'll take three
bites of each of those. That's a waste, goddammit.
I know, but that's what Kenny's for. He's like
a vacuum. I am too, I get that. That's beautiful.
One of my favorite places on God's green earth
has gained... One of my favorite people, Bethany
Frankel, moved to Miami. Oh, my God. And she's
never been hotter. Did you see the swim week
thing? Okay. Yes. She looks stunning. Yeah. Her
body aside, this hair color on her. I love it.
This, like, warm, like. Honey brown. Yeah. It's
like. Just on the verge of being blonde, but
he's still brunette. She looks so good. Stunning,
stunning, stunning. I want to kiss her on the
mouth. So good. So good. She's aging backwards.
She's my hero. Like, genuinely my hero. Yeah.
And the way that she had her ass out. She was
in a thong, mama. She said, here it is. But her
ass was up to the nape of her neck. I was like,
what? I also didn't know she was 54. Good. I
had no idea. She is 54 and her body looks better
than mine. Yeah. Like, wow. Stunned. But she
walked in Miami Swim Week and it was her first
runway ever for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit
runway show. And apparently people had some shit
to say about it, like how insinuating that she
has an eating disorder. And she's been very public
about. she doesn't she's just always been thin
like yeah she also founded a fucking brand called
skinny girl yeah like fuck you i'm so sorry what
we just said she's 54 and like that generation
of women has never known anything but be skinny
be skinny be skinny be skinny and so it's like
of course she's been thinner whole life she's
been trying to be thinner whole life right and
she made it this far mama like what is the problem
well i also think that talking that way about
her is super problematic because in one of her
books she talked about her mom like struggling
with eating disorders for most of her life when
she was around and like fuck you like she looks
great it's not a conversation i'm willing to
participate with these people fuck you she doesn't
look like i'm looking at the pictures Again,
right now. She's thin. Don't get me wrong. She
is skinny. Yeah, she's skinny. But she's not
like scary skinny. I mean, we've seen models
for years and years and years now. Right. That
are like terrifying. I was about to say a name,
but we're not going to do that. We're not bringing
down women here. No. That are like terrifyingly
skinny. Like look like they're about to fall
over and collapse. She doesn't look like that.
She looks strong. She looks perfect. Anyone that
says anything else can fuck right off. You can
tell she goes to the gym. She looks strong. She
doesn't look like bones. I think everyone should
fuck off. Also, I love that her daughter said
that she was so proud of her. I do too. I'm really
happy for Bran and I'm proud of Bran. I love
that. So cute. I also love that Bethany at 54
is like, I guess I'm going to go be a model today.
Like, fuck yeah. Moving on, moving on. Tom Girardi
is going to prison. I saw that. I'm going to
be so honest with you. I never watched his stint
on Real Housewives. He didn't miss much with
them. He's... What I will tell you is that the
picture they chose for the article looks nothing
like what he looks like right now, because I
saw a video this morning of him walking out of
sentencing, and he literally looks like he's
on the brink of death. He looks like Jimmy Carter.
Right. Well, he's 82, 84 years old, something
like that. No, he's like 86. Yeah, you're right,
86. Well, he's 85 now. He's on the way to be
sentenced on his 86th birthday, which I think
is so kind. Because the prosecutors are pushing
for 14 years, so he won't be out of prison until
he's 100, ostensibly. But, yeah, so he's going
to prison. Hey, Mama. What? You missed something.
What? He was sentenced yesterday to seven years.
I thought... Tom Girardi, former Real Housewives
husband, sentenced to seven years. One day ago.
Oh. On his 86th birthday, which was yesterday.
Sentenced to seven years on his 86th birthday.
I put that on the list like three days ago, so
that's fair. That whole thing, I feel... troubled
about so for people that don't know a little
bit of context about Tom Girardi so he was the
um the Aaron Brockovich lawyer is like who he
was in his his claim to fame real life yeah um
I was out there like actually like fighting the
good fight changing lives like winning cases
for the underdog um he married erica erica jane
who was one of the real housewives of beverly
hills and that's the only reason i know who tom
gerardi is um they were 30 or she was 33 years
younger than tom when they got married but they
stayed married for 20 years so like i'll buy
that she loved him i mean the money probably
didn't hurt but like she talked a lot about like
how how much she respected him and how like how
smart he was and like, I mean, worship the ground
the man walked on. Um, but the money probably
didn't hurt that situation. No, I don't think
you, she would have learned to love that ground
if, uh, if the money wasn't there and that's
fine. The man's 33 years older than you. He needs
to have a little something for sure to make up
for that gap. But what he also had in addition
to that, something was, stealing money from literal
widows and orphans of people that died in plane
crashes, that got blown up in a gas pipe explosion
in California, was taking their money. And if
you ever watch a documentary on Hulu, it's called
The Housewife and the Hustler. There are, like,
voicemails that he would leave people, and it's
so creepy to hear him be like, no, no, no, I'm
the good guy. I'm one of the good guys. Like,
your money's coming, and it's so fucked up to
listen to. I mean, he was running a literal Ponzi
scheme. Ew. Ew, ew, ew. What? I just don't get
it. If you're going to be 80 -something years
old. You're telling me Aaron Brockovich lawyer
didn't have a savings account. Like, what are
you stealing for? Fucking go on vacation. Retire.
So that was the thing is. A lot of people in
the very beginning of this blamed Erica Jane
because like she had that whole. I mean, she's
been Erica Jane's been around since like 2008.
And like I very vividly remember playing her
at Abercrombie before I knew who she was. And
I was like, oh, I love this. But. A lot of people
were like, yeah, he poured $25 million into her
singing career. And I was like, of course he
did. That's what he did. That's not Erika Jayne's
fault. And she thought the money was there because
they also had fucking planes. Like, you don't
pour $25 million into something if you don't
think you have it. Yeah. But, like, he was spending
more money than he had because he had, like,
I mean, between him and I think Keese is the
other lawyer. I mean. He's not making the kind
of money that was portrayed that he was making.
It was all stolen. I mean. Allegedly. Well, not
allegedly because he was found guilty. I don't
know. It was just so much hotter when Jen Shaw
did it. I don't know. Well, we won't be writing
him letters in prison, but I'm still open to
the idea of writing Jen Shaw a letter for sure.
I would love to converse with Jen Shaw. I would
love to know what she thinks of. Elizabeth Holmes.
I want to know if they're friends because you
know they're like doing yoga and shit together.
Yeah, I've seen the pictures of them together
and I'm like, I want to know the tea. Like, do
you actually like her? Like, how is prison? How
is everything holding up? I want to know the
tea. I imagine she's holding it down there like
the way that she would hold it down on. uh salt
lake city where she would like slam a door and
be like don't fucking talk about my family oh
yeah i love it i think she's probably running
that prison which is beautiful a thousand percent
i'll put that on the list for next week to see
how she's like if there are any stories about
that yeah we need to um bravo con tickets just
went live take a wild guess on how much a general
admission ticket is to bravo con $700. $672 for
access to the Caesars Forum. Oh my god. I know
the gays have money. Andy Cohen. Andy Cohen,
please sponsor us so I can come too. I love you,
Andy Cohen. I'm calling you a bitch out of love
and being poor. The VIP experience is $1 ,463
.52. The pre -sale went live 47 minutes ago.
It's already sold out. The VIP is sold out? Yes.
Oh, my God. That is wild. That's less expensive
than I thought it was going to be, to be fair.
They were much more expensive a couple years
ago, I think. I think they finally figured out,
A, don't have it in New York where it's... prohibitively
expensive to like do anything but walk around
the city yeah b don't have it be so wildly expensive
that bravo's core fan base can't show up yeah
we're going next year okay that's on the list
um how do you feel about target right now it's
not just target it's every company that has reneged
on the dei initiatives i think they are so shitty
they are so stupid and they're gonna lose so
much business i don't think they have a real
idea how much money they're making off of people
affected by dei well that and i also think i
think i'm more angry about target because target
is just where gay people felt safe Like, it's
weird to say that out loud, but, like, it's,
like, I used to love Target. I don't know. Every
Pride month at Target, and listen, as a bisexual
girl, I know it's not for me, right? I have a
straight boyfriend. It's not for me. I get it.
It always felt like pandering to me. It always
felt like they were pandering to the gays. Yes.
Oh, well, maybe I was just pandered to, and I
didn't know. Extremely. And, listen, I loved
Target. Right. Just like everybody else, I would
love to just roam around the aisles and get what
I wanted and feel clean and luxurious. And you
had your Starbucks. Yeah, I have everything.
They have popcorn. You could get an Icy if you
wanted to. Yeah, you get some clothes, you fuck
around, you get some lotion, you get some groceries
if you're at the super target. Storage for things.
Yeah, get some bins. But, like, that is not as
exclusive or luxurious an experience for me to
not be turned off by them being homophobic and
weird. Right. And I don't think that they're...
necessarily homophobic, but what I do think is
that they are rolling right over for this administration.
And it's just like, okay, so you don't actually
care about us. I think that like the indifference
is what bothers me. I would argue that is homophobic.
Okay. Because here's the thing. If you're going
to go so hard every year, because listen, there
was no rule under DEI that they had to celebrate
pride to that extent every single year. No. They
didn't have to create clothes. They didn't have
to create signs. Hold on. Okay, there was no
rule saying they had to create all of those clothes
or they had to create all of those signs or that
they had to make a pride bikini and pride swim
trunks and pride everything. There was no rule
saying they had to do that. So it is weird to
me that just because DEI goes away, which really
had nothing to do with that whole initiative.
you are automatically taking all of that away
right it's like you were looking for an excuse
it's like a girl at college who's like seems
like she's pretty cool she's pretty okay she
celebrates the gays until she's at a fraternity
and then she's saying the f slur that is what
it gives okay that's what it gives and i would
argue that girl and target are homophobic okay
Now we know. I have no tolerance for it. I think
it's so stupid. I think we've forgotten why DEI
is there in the first place. People have been
fucked over for centuries, literally. And so
we put in an initiative to make the playing field
more equal. And people are celebrating that that's
gone. I just don't get it. But I think what's
weirder is that despite all that, they had a
pride collection this year. they did yes they
they released a sad little pride collection that's
like the most uncomfortably awkward stuff except
for one thing that was a uh little u -haul truck
that like i would go to target to buy if they
weren't canceled right now i mean that's kind
of cute for the lesbians i loved it so much but
like the rest of it was so bad To the point where
on the tags, like this was such an afterthought
on the tags. They didn't even really like get
rid of the lorem ipsum body copy thing like for
like the like the graphic design of it. So it
just says lorem ipsum like whatever. And like
I'm just like you literally didn't think a goddamn
thing about this. Fuck you, Target. I just. I
mean, listen, if we're being honest, the Pride
stuff has always been a little corny at Target,
right? Like, it's always been a little out there,
if you will. But, like, why did they even try?
Why did they even do that? I don't... I think,
well, partially because they have seen... Yes,
they're $12 billion in market cap. Their stock's
down 27 % from January. And I think they're saying,
oh, well, we fucked up really bad. They fucked
around and found out, literally. And now they're
like, oh, well, like, let's throw the gays a
bone. And they didn't do it right. Well, like,
why even do that? Like, stand on business or
don't. I just don't understand. Like, I don't
know a single gay that's going to be. convinced
by your weird rainbow jersey no but then you're
a good company again well then you have the fucking
ceo coming out being like you have no idea how
hard it's been they they really reacted badly
to us saying that we didn't care about minorities
fuck you like fuck you yeah what do you mean
they used to have like all the skin tone things
like they were all about that they were all about
representing everyone yeah and having a big plus
size section well and they like were at the forefront
of bringing in like black owned businesses like
like small and they would highlight them yeah
and i'm like why the fuck did you like you couldn't
have you couldn't have done worse after that
was all said and done. I really don't understand.
It's like they don't know their audience. But
you know who does know their audience is Jamal
Bryant, Giselle's ex -husband, who is coming
out and making his entire, or not making, but
he's like leading a boycott of his entire church
against, oh yeah, he's been on CNN talking about
it. I've seen him on CNN, but I didn't see him
about Target. Yeah, and I saw the chyron that
said, jamal bryant and i was like that's his
name's giselle's ex -husband thank you yeah that's
uh that's grace and angel's dad thank you um
yeah so that's target and they can go fuck themselves
as far as i'm concerned i used to love like nothing
more than to go to target and push a cart around
for like hours on end and spend three hundred
dollars every time i went in there i was happy
to do it it was a privilege to do it now i wouldn't
piss on the building if it was on fire No. That's
where I'm at. I did kind of soft launch my Target
boycott early by moving where I moved. Which
were the worst Target is on God's green earth.
Yes. The Target here is so Walmart -esque. It's
bad. I don't know if it's a staff thing. It can't
be a staff thing because their turnover rate
is insane. I've never seen the same people there
twice. But also. they're just weird like i did
a mobile order one time and i went to pick it
up right normal things they said they found everything
like on my app but then the guy comes and gives
me my stuff and i'm like oh this is missing and
he's like well i couldn't find it back there
oh like in my order packed up and i was like
okay friend well how am i supposed to get a refund
if i say that you gave it to me no i went into
the store and they gave they i explained the
whole thing and she gave me a refund and then
said that yeah it's just like really disorganized
back there so like i don't know What? Is this
a Target? I don't understand what you're saying.
Or have I been bamboozled? I drive 30 minutes
out of my way to go to, well, used to drive 30
minutes out of my way to go to Target. I haven't
done that in months now. Months. I can't believe
they had the nerve. I hadn't seen that they actually
did a pride collection. I just assumed they would
skip it this year. Oh, it was bad. They should
have skipped it this year. They should have just
skipped it. If you're going to pander to the
Republicans now, then do that. Don't go halfway.
No one likes that. Be on Town Square. Do it.
Yeah, do something. Oh, my God. By the way, my
mom said she saw liberal protesters. And Carmel
yesterday. Yeah, like by the DMV. I was shocked.
She said there was a sign that was like, honk
if you like tacos or if you're tired of the Trump
administration. In Hamilton County? Yes! I was
stunned. Like, speechless when she told me. She
called me because she was like, you're not going
to believe what I just saw. So for those who
don't know, I live north of Indianapolis, which
is unfortunately full of wealthy whites who...
It's the most conservative county in the United
States per capita. Is it really? It is. Well,
that makes me want to die. I'll have you know,
I went to the polls and I did feel out of place.
I felt like I knew everyone was voting red around
me. Oh, that's how I felt. voting too where um
i knew my vote didn't count in shelby county
oh i knew i was like i'm a drop in this bucket
one company that is doing something right is
uh marriott bonvoy my favorite hotel empire i
love marriott they're sponsoring boston pride
this year and they're not afraid of uh having
a little dei in there i feel like it's such an
opportunity this is such a capitalistic view
that i'm about to spit out but it is such a big
opportunity while everyone I say everyone. A
bunch of big businesses, Fortune 500 companies
are getting rid of DEI. It is such a big opportunity
to gain publicity by standing on business right
now and saying we love gays and we love minorities
in general. We love people of color, etc. I think
that is such a draw to so many people right now
because we're so tired of... the capitalistic
overlords that it would be nice to have some
humanity well that and like just from a purely
capitalist perspective gay people have more disposable
income because a we don't have kids or if they
do have kids it's because they're super rich
you know like rich enough to adopt which is an
insane amount of money that's a whole other topic
but yeah no but like pander to the gays if you're
gonna do it But do it right, I guess. Fuck off,
Target. Like, you have to show up when it counts.
I just don't understand. You know who else I
love while we're on this? We're talking about
businesses who are doing things right. Ben and
Jerry's. Oh, did you see that Ben got arrested?
Mm -hmm. For standing on business. Good for him.
That's right. He said, we're taking away medical
care from children at home, and we're funding
the deaths of children. in gaza i'm proud of
him and i said yes sir oh my god i am so obsessed
and they've been standing on business and literally
supporting human rights yes yes i i'm sure that
they were advocates before they founded ben and
jerry's but yeah they you they have used their
business from day one to stand on the right side
of history and i think that's beautiful i do
too and i think it's beautiful that Marriott
sponsoring Boston Pride. Also, if you want to
sponsor Bestie Approves, please sponsor us. Please,
Marriott. I love the JW Marriott so much. Have
you seen the TikTok of the girl getting up on
the Delta flight that was delayed for like two
hours or something and she got on that little
intercom phone and started singing Moana for
45 minutes. Yeah. I can't. I can't. Whoever the
flight attendant was who handed her that phone
should be fired. I'm not even dramatizing it.
That is so... i get you want to give a little
girl her moment yeah i understand that but what
you are in such a tight space everyone is stressed
out and sweaty i saw other videos on this flight
people are literally sweating it's hot you're
stressed out you're stuck on a metal tube and
you are being forced to listen to this girl have
her moment i'm so sorry i'm sure she ate it up
but no that's that's hard the i so the the thing
that i have the problem with is like it's cute
for the first like 30 seconds right you're like
oh it's adorable it's amazing And then it just
keeps going and going and going and going. And
I don't blame the child. I'm going to be very
clear when I say I think she said we're stuck
on a flight and these people need to be entertained
and entertain the people. I will. I think it's
very normal for a little girl to want to have
her moment and sing for a crowd and whatever.
I just. Kids can't understand that that crowd
needs to choose to be there. It cannot be forced
upon them. But the parents also need to say,
get your ass in this seat right goddamn now.
I swear to God. I swear to God they do. And I
don't understand. Like, give her one verse. You
know what? I'll be generous. Give her one song.
Yeah. And then hang it up, mama. Hang it up.
And I know she was probably so excited because
they had just gotten done with the Disney World
trip. And she was still on that high. It was
a flight to Orlando, not from. It was from. I
thought it was from Orlando. Or maybe she was
going to Disney World. I thought it was to. Yeah,
whatever. Either way. She was Disneyland mindset.
Yeah. But. Or Disney World. At what fucking point
do you. get up and insurrect against the parents
for allowing that to happen i immediately i'm
side -eyeing the parents the second she starts
singing and the second song starts i'm gonna
be like is anyone gonna get her and also where
are the flight attendants where are the flight
attendants to be like oh sweetie that's it thank
you so much right Also, the thing that I think
people are not giving enough thought to, when
that little phone comes off the hook, all in
-flight entertainment shuts down. The Delta screen
comes up saying there's an announcement going
on. Yeah, you can't get away from it. No. Oh,
God. And they're like, yeah. Please control your
kids. That's where I'm at with it. Yeah. It's
like... And I understand that kids can be incorrigible.
Believe me. I do understand that it's hard to
wrangle your kids. It is not hard to have your...
That girl was at least like 12 years old. It
is not hard to tell her she needs to be done.
The way that I would have been beaten within
an inch of my life. Like... You think she's going
to hold resentment for that forever? You let
her sing her little song. Do you want to know
what she's going to hold resentment for? Is being
humiliated on the internet. You letting her do
that to herself is worse. 100%. Have you ever
heard of a labubu? Yeah, they're so ugly. I'm
so sorry. I know everyone loves them. They're
so ugly. So, Issa on TikTok. Have you heard this
TikTok? I feel like I've sent it to you. It's
this. Is it in here? It's right here. The fuck
is a la baby? What the fuck is a la baby? No,
baby. La baby. I think about that TikTok millions
of times every day. that's beautiful that's so
beautiful i and i follow people on tiktok who
like have gotten them and whatever i'm not trying
to yuck your yum i just don't get it no i don't
get it at all like is it like a pokemon i don't
know if i fully understand i like literally what
the fuck is a labubu it's like Okay, so this
is like a whole thing that I don't know that
you're aware of. Have you heard of Pop Mart?
That is who sells, like that's the exclusive
retailer for Labubu. Right. There is more than
Labubu. There are tons of these things where
it's like you get the brand of what you want,
but you don't know which one you're getting.
What? There are tons of them. I have a video
to send you. For those who are online like your
girl, I'm sending him vanilla mace right now.
What the fuck is vanilla mace? Okay. It's time
to talk about vanilla mace. Vanilla mace is a
woman of a woman. And I love her so much. Vanilla
Mace, if you're hearing this, please come on
the podcast and also text me and Snapchat me
and Twitter me and TikTok DM me and all of the
things. I love you so much. She goes to Pop Mart
and her video went like super viral because she
was like, I want this one or this one, but I
don't want this one. And then she opened two
of the ones that she didn't want. It was beautiful.
It was so funny. She's so beautiful. I'm not
going to be able to find it because she'd be
posting. But anyway, there are tons of these
things. I don't even know what all of them are
called. But they're like a Sonny's Angel. You
know, you remember those things, the little babies?
No. That hang off your phone? No, like people
at our old work used to get them. Those little
babies with their butts out. Those are so weird
to me. When you get those, from my knowledge,
they work like a lububu. You don't know which
one you're going to get. So it's like a surprise
every time you open it. It's like the Vinylmation
things used to be from Disney where you had no
idea which one you were getting until you got
it home and that's why they were collectible.
Right. Or like the Pokemon cards that are in
like Happy Meals and stuff. Like it doesn't,
you know what Pokemon are out there, but you
don't know which one is going to be in your thing.
Got it. Okay. That's kind of cool actually. Yeah.
But now people are reselling Labubu. Or $7 ,000
on eBay. $7 ,000. It goes against the whole concept
of the thing, number one. Yeah. Number two, who
is paying that? Who is paying for that? People.
It's a toy. I kind of want one. I also just sent
you a TikTok of Vanilla Maze opening. Not a Lu
Bu Bu, but something close. Maybe it is a Lu
Bu Bu. I don't know. Oh, I know who this is.
I love her. I love that so much. I love her.
I also, that woman I send you all the time, her
name's Sriracha or Sriracha. Yeah. obsessed with
her yes oh my god she escaped the trenches of
fort wayne and now she's living her la lesbian
lifestyle good for her and i love her sriracha
and vanilla mace if you want to come on the podcast
please you're welcome to come on anytime you
want well i think that's the end of today's show
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