WEBVTT 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:10.400 Oh hi, I'm Travis. And I'm Emma. And this is 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:14.460 Bestie Approved. Welcome back to all 12 of you 00:00:14.460 --> 00:00:17.800 that listened last week. Were there 12? We're 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:21.339 famous. It was actually 12. We're actually famous. 00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:26.059 So I posted the episode and... So night one was, 00:00:26.219 --> 00:00:29.160 or, like, after night one, it was four people. 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:32.600 Pretty sure one of them was my dad. Yeah, and 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.640 me. Oh, yeah, because you listen. Wait, did you 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.820 listen, like, to the Raw thing I sent you, or 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:41.280 did you listen on Apple Podcasts? Oh, no, I listened 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:44.579 to, like, the Raw. Oh, so one of them is for 00:00:44.579 --> 00:00:48.000 sure Huck, and then I know one of them was Josh 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.469 Taylor. Sure. Because he was like, I need to 00:00:51.469 --> 00:00:54.109 listen. So Josh, if you're listening, hi, thank 00:00:54.109 --> 00:00:57.070 you. Our biggest fan and supporter. Appreciate 00:00:57.070 --> 00:01:02.329 you. Thanks for always believing in me. What's 00:01:02.329 --> 00:01:06.370 going on today? What's on your mind today? Not 00:01:06.370 --> 00:01:11.209 a lot. I'm so tired. I do not have the brain 00:01:11.209 --> 00:01:15.209 capacity for it to think. It's just exhaustion 00:01:15.209 --> 00:01:18.620 and depression up there. So. Emma's pregnant. 00:01:18.799 --> 00:01:23.760 Emma is... Almost... Tomorrow I'll be 11 weeks 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:27.439 pregnant, so I'm almost through the first trimester. 00:01:29.659 --> 00:01:31.840 Jesus Christ, that's been quick. Do you guys 00:01:31.840 --> 00:01:33.959 want to know how I found out Emma was pregnant? 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:38.159 Because I'm mad about this. To this day, I'm 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:42.120 mad about this. Okay, go. So I text Emma, and 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:44.739 I said, hey, I want to pre -order tickets to 00:01:44.739 --> 00:01:50.450 the Kesha. to the Keshet tour in Indy. And I 00:01:50.450 --> 00:01:53.329 said, yes! And he said, yeah, let's do it. And 00:01:53.329 --> 00:01:56.090 I said, okay. And then, like, I screenshot her, 00:01:56.209 --> 00:01:59.549 like, the thing that's like, okay, pre -orders 00:01:59.549 --> 00:02:01.870 are about to be live. And I was like, I'm so 00:02:01.870 --> 00:02:05.409 excited. And then you go, actually, I'll be, 00:02:05.590 --> 00:02:08.990 like, six months pregnant. And I was like, I 00:02:08.990 --> 00:02:13.330 guess I'll just kill myself. Like, I guess I 00:02:13.330 --> 00:02:17.409 wasn't meant to have a good life. So true. And 00:02:17.409 --> 00:02:21.669 Travis is so funny. Obviously, he's not privy 00:02:21.669 --> 00:02:25.389 to the pregnancy thing. No, I'm not familiar. 00:02:25.750 --> 00:02:28.110 And the way he texted me, I think it was literally 00:02:28.110 --> 00:02:32.150 yesterday, asking if I wanted to join a dodgeball 00:02:32.150 --> 00:02:37.250 or a kickball group. And I said, I cannot take 00:02:37.250 --> 00:02:40.520 impact in my stomach, mama. Maybe next year. 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.939 Yeah, so this is something you'll all learn about 00:02:43.939 --> 00:02:46.819 me as time goes on. I have this fun thing where 00:02:46.819 --> 00:02:51.659 I decide I want to do things. So it's like I 00:02:51.659 --> 00:02:53.780 text Emma and I was like, hey, let's join an 00:02:53.780 --> 00:02:56.539 adult dodgeball league. Let's do kickball. And 00:02:56.539 --> 00:03:01.240 she's like, okay. Or like, it's a podcast. Like, 00:03:01.259 --> 00:03:07.919 let's do a podcast. And she's like, okay. The 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:12.099 one that was a hard no was when he was under 00:03:12.099 --> 00:03:14.300 the delusion that we were going to train for 00:03:14.300 --> 00:03:17.819 the Lululemon Bearathon. Oh, yeah. Absolutely 00:03:17.819 --> 00:03:21.419 not. Never in all my days. Well, so I have this 00:03:21.419 --> 00:03:23.560 sick obsession with Miami. Something else you'll 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:25.379 come to learn about me is I have a sick obsession 00:03:25.379 --> 00:03:27.979 with very specific geolocations in the United 00:03:27.979 --> 00:03:30.039 States. One of them's Atlanta. One of them's 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:32.800 Miami. I don't know where the rest of them are. 00:03:34.049 --> 00:03:37.750 But I got an email from Lululemon saying, hey, 00:03:37.889 --> 00:03:42.370 we're gonna do a... Was it a marathon or a half 00:03:42.370 --> 00:03:44.270 marathon? Gone to my head, I couldn't tell you. 00:03:44.389 --> 00:03:48.229 Anyway. But I said, let's do this! And Emma said, 00:03:48.449 --> 00:03:53.689 no. Never would I ever do that. Ever. And I remember 00:03:53.689 --> 00:03:58.110 very vividly sitting in the waiting area at Suntan 00:03:58.110 --> 00:04:00.590 City being like, why doesn't she support my dreams? 00:04:02.349 --> 00:04:06.870 I ran cross country in middle school. And number 00:04:06.870 --> 00:04:11.349 one, I was not good at it. And number two, I 00:04:11.349 --> 00:04:14.669 wanted to die every second that I was racing 00:04:14.669 --> 00:04:20.029 or practicing or anything. So I'm not a marathon 00:04:20.029 --> 00:04:23.970 runner. I'm not even a half marathon runner. 00:04:24.029 --> 00:04:29.089 I'm not a 5K runner. I really respect all the 00:04:29.089 --> 00:04:31.850 people who do, and I cry at all the TikToks every 00:04:31.850 --> 00:04:34.410 year of people finishing their marathons and 00:04:34.410 --> 00:04:36.350 being so proud of themselves. That could have 00:04:36.350 --> 00:04:39.569 been us in Miami. Right. I'm so happy for them, 00:04:39.730 --> 00:04:45.129 though. I personally do not want to destroy my 00:04:45.129 --> 00:04:49.050 feet or pee on my legs. That's fair. That's fair. 00:04:49.129 --> 00:04:52.990 I do respect those who do. That's fair. I think 00:04:52.990 --> 00:04:56.220 that's beautiful. So I learned in the first episode, 00:04:56.339 --> 00:04:58.160 we didn't really get to know each other. Well, 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.639 we know each other. The audience didn't get to 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:04.500 know us that well. Okay. Let's talk about us, 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:07.259 because it's our favorite subject. Yeah. And 00:05:07.259 --> 00:05:09.839 I thought something fun would be our firsts. 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:15.959 Okay. What was your first job? My first job was 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:22.259 at Marco's Pizza off of Southport Road in Indianapolis, 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:27.410 Indiana. And I was basically forced to sign a 00:05:27.410 --> 00:05:31.850 sexual harassment affidavit. And it was great. 00:05:32.629 --> 00:05:36.689 It was great. I loved it. You were 16 years old. 00:05:37.250 --> 00:05:42.509 Not even, no. I was like 14 or 15. What? Yeah. 00:05:42.649 --> 00:05:44.930 You can work that young? Yeah, if you have a 00:05:44.930 --> 00:05:49.449 parent sign off on it, yeah. Oh. Yeah, it's really 00:05:49.449 --> 00:05:51.889 kind of weird. And, like, I had to walk there, 00:05:51.970 --> 00:05:54.449 so I had to cross Southport Road on my own two 00:05:54.449 --> 00:05:59.410 legs. And it was a whole thing. You know what? 00:05:59.529 --> 00:06:03.250 It toughened me up. It was an experience. Probably 00:06:03.250 --> 00:06:07.550 you. My second job was honestly amazing. One 00:06:07.550 --> 00:06:09.870 of my favorite jobs ever. I worked at Ritter's, 00:06:09.889 --> 00:06:12.250 and I worked there for years. I loved working 00:06:12.250 --> 00:06:15.790 there. I had other jobs on the side while I worked 00:06:15.790 --> 00:06:18.120 there because they're closed in the winter. But 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:21.759 I loved it. Loved it. Ritter's is the frozen, 00:06:21.819 --> 00:06:24.860 oh my God. Frozen custard, yes. Frozen custard, 00:06:25.060 --> 00:06:28.180 I can't, yeah. Yeah. Is that like an Indiana 00:06:28.180 --> 00:06:30.779 thing or is that? No, because Culver's is frozen 00:06:30.779 --> 00:06:35.500 custard too. No, but like is. Oh, Ritter's. No, 00:06:35.660 --> 00:06:40.779 they have stores in Florida and somewhere else, 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:46.800 but they began in Indiana if I, don't look it 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:53.019 up. My first job was at Hollister at the Castleton 00:06:53.019 --> 00:06:56.800 Square Mall. At Castleton? Yeah. At the Castleton 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.680 Square Mall. I very vividly remember I walked 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:05.040 in and I was 17 years old and it was dark and 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:08.509 it smelled like SoCal. the cologne that they 00:07:08.509 --> 00:07:10.790 sprayed around the store. And he said, I'm home. 00:07:11.129 --> 00:07:13.410 And I said, I love this place so much. And then 00:07:13.410 --> 00:07:16.930 the store manager, who shall remain nameless, 00:07:16.930 --> 00:07:22.290 but was a demon monster. I, yeah. Retail managers 00:07:22.290 --> 00:07:25.149 often are demon monsters. Oh, but like when you 00:07:25.149 --> 00:07:27.230 work for the Abercrombie and Fitch family of 00:07:27.230 --> 00:07:31.509 brands, it's even worse. I'm sure. Um, she comes 00:07:31.509 --> 00:07:33.730 up to me, she goes, hey, I have a question for 00:07:33.730 --> 00:07:36.459 ya. And I was like, what? It's like I was so 00:07:36.459 --> 00:07:38.860 honored to be talked to by this woman. And she 00:07:38.860 --> 00:07:41.920 goes, do you have a job? Do you want a job here? 00:07:42.139 --> 00:07:44.600 And that's they call it recruiting. And looking 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:46.920 back on it, it's so sick because they were like, 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:49.000 do you want to be a model at Hollister? And I 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:50.740 was like, there's nothing I've ever wanted more 00:07:50.740 --> 00:07:55.699 than that. And so I was a Hollister model, which 00:07:55.699 --> 00:07:59.540 for those of you who have not worked for Hollister 00:07:59.540 --> 00:08:02.480 or Abercrombie and Fitch, being a model there 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:07.009 only consisted of. folding clothes and standing 00:08:07.009 --> 00:08:10.189 at the front of the store, on the women's side 00:08:10.189 --> 00:08:11.670 of the store, because it was women's one and 00:08:11.670 --> 00:08:14.269 men's one when you first walked in, and you stood 00:08:14.269 --> 00:08:16.769 up in women's one and you said, hey guys, what's 00:08:16.769 --> 00:08:20.449 going on? Just like that? Yeah, that was the 00:08:20.449 --> 00:08:24.310 job expectation. And you folded clothes and you 00:08:24.310 --> 00:08:26.449 sometimes worked the cash register, sometimes 00:08:26.449 --> 00:08:31.529 you didn't. That's... Yeah. Yeah. See, your first 00:08:31.529 --> 00:08:34.409 job seems so, like you're talking about the job 00:08:34.409 --> 00:08:38.110 functions. All I can remember from my first job 00:08:38.110 --> 00:08:41.370 are the people. There was a gang member involved. 00:08:42.169 --> 00:08:45.509 The owner was hardly ever there, and when she 00:08:45.509 --> 00:08:47.570 was there, she very much clutched her pearls 00:08:47.570 --> 00:08:49.889 at everything that was occurring in the store. 00:08:50.490 --> 00:08:52.610 When was the first time you realized adulthood 00:08:52.610 --> 00:08:54.629 was a scam? Because I know the answer to this 00:08:54.629 --> 00:09:01.960 for me. I feel like very early on, like in college. 00:09:02.620 --> 00:09:05.399 I was like, there's not enough money and there's 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.200 not enough time to do anything the way you would 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:11.419 want to do it. It was probably the first time 00:09:11.419 --> 00:09:14.759 I ever wrote out a budget and realized I would 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:19.379 need to make $700 ,000 a year to maintain a lifestyle 00:09:19.379 --> 00:09:23.919 that I deemed worthy for myself. That's probably 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:30.759 the first time. I continue to realize it's a 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:33.580 scam, though, with the whole insurance thing. 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:36.779 Oh, Jesus God, the insurance thing. My God, I 00:09:36.779 --> 00:09:39.980 was freaking out. I had my first OB -GYN appointment, 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:43.220 right? And I was freaking out because my son 00:09:43.220 --> 00:09:47.639 has insurance, but I do not right now. And I 00:09:47.639 --> 00:09:50.480 applied for insurance. It's a whole thing, okay? 00:09:50.539 --> 00:09:52.000 I'm not going to get into it. But anyway, I was 00:09:52.000 --> 00:09:55.019 nervous because I was walking into the OB -GYN 00:09:55.019 --> 00:09:58.220 telling them I'm self -pay. To which they say, 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:03.860 okay. And then hand me a bill for ultrasound, 00:10:04.620 --> 00:10:11.740 education, and a physical exam. $247. And I'll 00:10:11.740 --> 00:10:14.580 tell you another thing. They took nine vials 00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:20.159 of my blood. $42 .50 for those labs. By the way. 00:10:20.860 --> 00:10:24.220 I believe that's how it should be. It's beautiful, 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:29.220 right? But I guarantee you, if I had insurance, 00:10:29.539 --> 00:10:34.200 it would be $2 ,000, and I would need to pay 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:37.320 probably a similar amount that I am paying out 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:41.480 of pocket. Yes. So the whole thing is a scam. 00:10:41.500 --> 00:10:43.659 I'm not telling you not to have health insurance, 00:10:43.899 --> 00:10:45.159 because if you go break your leg, that's not 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:49.620 on me. But it's a scam. And I got these special 00:10:49.620 --> 00:10:53.200 labs done for the baby to see if they have anything 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:57.440 wrong with them genetically. And it tells us 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.580 the sex of the baby, so I'll find out, like, 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:03.320 super early. I'll know next week the sex of the 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.320 baby. Do you want to know early? Yeah. Okay. 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.399 Oh, yeah, because I want to start shopping. Okay. 00:11:07.940 --> 00:11:13.919 And those labs, which are optional and extra. 00:11:14.990 --> 00:11:19.470 An extra $250, except the place that does those 00:11:19.470 --> 00:11:23.090 labs has a financial aid thing. And if you're 00:11:23.090 --> 00:11:25.889 like me, a realtor who's made nothing yet this 00:11:25.889 --> 00:11:29.490 year, it's zero dollars, mama. I don't understand. 00:11:30.409 --> 00:11:35.730 Like... Yeah. And this is the thing that I'll 00:11:35.730 --> 00:11:41.429 never understand is, like, you have insurance. 00:11:42.539 --> 00:11:44.779 You still have to pay for things. You're paying 00:11:44.779 --> 00:11:47.279 for the insurance for the privilege to pay more. 00:11:47.419 --> 00:11:49.919 Yes. You're probably paying what I paid for my 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:52.399 appointment every month for insurance out of 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:54.279 your paycheck. No, you're not. You're paying 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:57.559 more. Let me explain something to you. So Emma 00:11:57.559 --> 00:12:00.379 was there for my experience when I bought health 00:12:00.379 --> 00:12:03.639 insurance through the marketplace. Yes. Where 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:06.299 it was. And you had a guardian angel helping 00:12:06.299 --> 00:12:09.929 you. And it's still like this. Yes. I had. I 00:12:09.929 --> 00:12:12.570 had someone navigating the process with me who's 00:12:12.570 --> 00:12:14.330 special. No, wait, no, no, no. I didn't have 00:12:14.330 --> 00:12:16.529 that. That was completely separate. Oh. That 00:12:16.529 --> 00:12:19.710 was, she was like, oh, sorry, I can't help you. 00:12:19.870 --> 00:12:23.409 I was like a guardian angel. No, I had a friend 00:12:23.409 --> 00:12:25.090 who understood insurance. This was separate. 00:12:25.450 --> 00:12:27.529 Who was like, oh, yeah, this is the one you need 00:12:27.529 --> 00:12:30.090 to pick. Okay. And I was like, okay. The one 00:12:30.090 --> 00:12:34.669 I needed to pick was $564 a month. A month? A 00:12:34.669 --> 00:12:38.559 month. And I was like, okay, that sounds about 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.980 right. Perfect. So I pay that. But here's the 00:12:40.980 --> 00:12:43.899 thing. If I don't have insurance and the worst 00:12:43.899 --> 00:12:47.299 happens, I am admitted to the hospital and I 00:12:47.299 --> 00:12:49.039 have to stay there forever and I get a bill for 00:12:49.039 --> 00:12:51.919 $100 ,000, guess what? I'm just not going to 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:56.080 pay it. Oh. I'll take it one step further. I 00:12:56.080 --> 00:13:01.860 had a stroke. I had insurance at the time. Oh, 00:13:01.860 --> 00:13:05.700 yeah. The hospital. was so comfortable sending 00:13:05.700 --> 00:13:11.139 me a bill for $40 ,000. Literally had a stroke 00:13:11.139 --> 00:13:14.940 at work. Oh, my God. And the fact that I had 00:13:14.940 --> 00:13:17.559 it at work is completely irrelevant. I had health 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:20.639 insurance. They asked me when I was laying there 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:23.299 in the bed, is this your health insurance information? 00:13:23.460 --> 00:13:25.860 Because apparently they can just find it. They 00:13:25.860 --> 00:13:27.940 don't need your health insurance card, even though 00:13:27.940 --> 00:13:29.820 they make you give it to them every time. Apparently 00:13:29.820 --> 00:13:31.559 there's just some database where they could put 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:34.490 in your name, and it just shows up. That's actually 00:13:34.490 --> 00:13:38.070 so irritating because you lose your insurance 00:13:38.070 --> 00:13:40.889 card and you go to the doctor and they go, I 00:13:40.889 --> 00:13:43.590 don't know. I don't know if we can see you today. 00:13:44.070 --> 00:13:49.009 But I said, yeah, that's me. And they said, great. 00:13:49.669 --> 00:13:51.629 You're going to meet your deductible this year. 00:13:52.429 --> 00:13:55.450 Meaning the most I should have had to pay was 00:13:55.450 --> 00:13:59.190 $1 ,000. Yeah. Great. Perfect. Gorgeous. Love 00:13:59.190 --> 00:14:02.590 that. Yeah. Pay your doctor. The hospital was 00:14:02.590 --> 00:14:05.750 so comfortable sending me a bill for $40 ,000. 00:14:05.830 --> 00:14:09.309 And I said, that's none of my business. That 00:14:09.309 --> 00:14:12.029 must be a mistake. Like, do you actually think 00:14:12.029 --> 00:14:15.429 I'm going to pay that too? No. Because you're 00:14:15.429 --> 00:14:18.269 just as deluded as I am. Right. If you think 00:14:18.269 --> 00:14:19.809 that. To this day, I don't know what happened 00:14:19.809 --> 00:14:24.389 with that bill. I hope they billed my insurance. 00:14:24.470 --> 00:14:27.730 I hope someone got paid for that. I do. But anyway, 00:14:27.929 --> 00:14:31.950 what was your... First time you realized it was 00:14:31.950 --> 00:14:34.269 a scam. The first time I got a tax bill from 00:14:34.269 --> 00:14:38.190 the IRS. Oh, yeah. The first time that I said, 00:14:38.330 --> 00:14:40.149 you people are taking money out of my paycheck 00:14:40.149 --> 00:14:45.750 every single two weeks. Every other week. And 00:14:45.750 --> 00:14:50.990 that's not enough. Not enough. I never understood 00:14:50.990 --> 00:14:55.509 the idea that the IRS knows how much you owe, 00:14:55.669 --> 00:14:57.789 but they want you to play this fun little guessing 00:14:57.789 --> 00:15:01.279 game first. Sweet Kenny. Sweet, sweet Kenny. 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:07.139 The first year he made money, he hopped on TurboTax 00:15:07.139 --> 00:15:10.700 and he said, I really don't want to get this 00:15:10.700 --> 00:15:16.299 wrong. I must hire a TurboTax CPA. No. He did. 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:19.840 No. And he FaceTimed with them and they answered 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:22.240 his questions and filled out his taxes. And I 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:25.240 was like, sister girl, you could have done this 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:30.659 with them. Bless Kenny Hart. I know. I know. 00:15:30.980 --> 00:15:33.620 He still thinks I should be a CPA. That was my 00:15:33.620 --> 00:15:36.220 dream a few years ago. I would rather die. I 00:15:36.220 --> 00:15:39.440 would be a good CPA, and I would enjoy it. But, 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:42.759 uh... And here's the God's honest truth. My birthday 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.259 falls a week before the tax filing deadline. 00:15:45.580 --> 00:15:49.740 I'm not interested in doing that. No. Like, I 00:15:49.740 --> 00:15:52.500 can't be that busy during my birthday. And also, 00:15:52.620 --> 00:15:55.250 people are so... I don't want to get back into 00:15:55.250 --> 00:15:57.750 finance. People are so shitty about money all 00:15:57.750 --> 00:16:01.409 of the time, all of the time. But, no, that was 00:16:01.409 --> 00:16:03.549 the first time I realized adulthood was a scam. 00:16:03.570 --> 00:16:05.289 And here's the God's honest truth. I'm happy 00:16:05.289 --> 00:16:11.110 to pay taxes for people to eat. I'm happy to 00:16:11.110 --> 00:16:13.549 pay taxes for people to have health care. I'm 00:16:13.549 --> 00:16:16.669 thrilled to pay taxes. Yeah. If anything, I'm 00:16:16.669 --> 00:16:19.830 a socialist. Yeah. Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. 00:16:20.549 --> 00:16:24.009 It's just the... It just doesn't seem like we're 00:16:24.009 --> 00:16:26.509 doing the right thing with the tax dollars. That's 00:16:26.509 --> 00:16:28.289 just what I'm gonna say. And the systems that 00:16:28.289 --> 00:16:34.990 are in place for to tax us are not ideal. Um, 00:16:35.230 --> 00:16:37.889 yeah. When was the first time you felt like a 00:16:37.889 --> 00:16:42.750 grown -up? I felt more like a grown -up when 00:16:42.750 --> 00:16:48.480 I was, like, a teenager. Than I do today. Okay. 00:16:48.580 --> 00:16:50.419 The first time I felt like a grown -up was the 00:16:50.419 --> 00:16:52.519 first time I got a set of press -on nails. And 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.440 I was walking around my house going... I love 00:16:56.440 --> 00:17:00.820 that. On everything. On everything. I feel like 00:17:00.820 --> 00:17:04.000 I'm pretending, though. Like, right now. I don't 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:05.720 feel like I'm a grown -up. I feel like I'm pretending 00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:10.559 to be a grown -up. And I'm a mother. You're an 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.500 expecting mother. I know. I don't feel like a 00:17:14.500 --> 00:17:18.109 grown -up. And I... I haven't for a long time. 00:17:18.250 --> 00:17:21.170 Fair. When's the first time you felt like a grown 00:17:21.170 --> 00:17:25.230 up? I don't, I haven't. Yeah, I don't think I've 00:17:25.230 --> 00:17:27.809 ever felt. That's the God's honest truth. Honestly, 00:17:27.829 --> 00:17:30.690 when I was like 16 or 17 and I thought I was 00:17:30.690 --> 00:17:34.210 like hot shit, I felt more like a grown up then. 00:17:34.529 --> 00:17:39.009 Like when I was driving for the first time and 00:17:39.009 --> 00:17:43.380 I like had a little boyfriend and I. smoke weed 00:17:43.380 --> 00:17:47.460 and do stuff and like whatever like I felt I 00:17:47.460 --> 00:17:52.720 felt so grown up and cunty then and like I don't 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:55.380 know what happened to me but I feel like a child 00:17:55.380 --> 00:18:00.039 now well that's okay yeah I'd rather feel like 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:06.279 a child than washed up what makes you feel unhinged 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:11.400 I I know one for you what is it Because the one 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:13.640 I put on the list for you is what I know for 00:18:13.640 --> 00:18:16.740 you. What is the one you know for me? Yeah. The 00:18:16.740 --> 00:18:20.140 way your granny and papa set the heat in their 00:18:20.140 --> 00:18:22.759 house. That does make me unhinged. So my granny 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:25.440 and papa love to turn the heat up in their house 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:31.299 to... As high as it'll go. Truly. Like 78 degrees 00:18:31.299 --> 00:18:35.200 any time during the year. It doesn't matter if 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:39.849 it's 94 degrees outside. My room was always the 00:18:39.849 --> 00:18:44.549 hottest room in the house. So consistently, my 00:18:44.549 --> 00:18:47.970 room is always, always, always 10 degrees hotter 00:18:47.970 --> 00:18:51.049 than the rest of the house. That does make me 00:18:51.049 --> 00:18:53.529 unhinge. Something that makes you unhinge is 00:18:53.529 --> 00:18:56.809 chewing noises. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's 00:18:56.809 --> 00:19:01.029 a phobia. It's called mesophonia or mesophonia 00:19:01.029 --> 00:19:04.309 or something like that. I'm not a doctor. But 00:19:04.309 --> 00:19:07.009 yeah, I'm not the only one. Chewing sounds make 00:19:07.009 --> 00:19:11.809 me crazy. And I have resorted now to just putting 00:19:11.809 --> 00:19:16.369 in AirPods. Because, like, here's the thing. 00:19:16.589 --> 00:19:19.890 If it's a stranger, right, they don't deserve 00:19:19.890 --> 00:19:24.470 to incur the wrath that is me. You know who does, 00:19:24.490 --> 00:19:29.670 though? Me. Yeah. So here's the problem I've 00:19:29.670 --> 00:19:33.769 always had, is that... If it's someone I don't 00:19:33.769 --> 00:19:41.190 know very well, I cannot tell them that they're 00:19:41.190 --> 00:19:45.309 being loud as fuck and rude. I can't. I just 00:19:45.309 --> 00:19:48.690 cannot. But if it's someone I love dearly in 00:19:48.690 --> 00:19:53.329 my heart, I will tell them to shut the fuck up 00:19:53.329 --> 00:19:55.990 and they are the spawn of Satan and that they're 00:19:55.990 --> 00:19:58.839 not thinking of me. and they're not thoughtful, 00:19:59.119 --> 00:20:03.000 and they're full of hatred. And I don't know 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.339 why I'm like that, but I am. Like, Kenny gets 00:20:05.339 --> 00:20:08.180 it the worst, probably, because he just will 00:20:08.180 --> 00:20:11.819 be chewing. And I'm like, I made that food for 00:20:11.819 --> 00:20:15.559 you, and now you're playing in my face. My favorite 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:18.380 thing ever was when we shared an office, and 00:20:18.380 --> 00:20:21.619 it would be lunchtime, and we would inevitably 00:20:21.619 --> 00:20:24.799 do the hour -long fight about where are we going 00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:29.160 to eat today. And it was always... It was never 00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:33.720 not Wendy's. Yeah. I mean, there's other stuff 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:36.579 sometimes. But Wendy's was preferred. Wendy's 00:20:36.579 --> 00:20:39.460 was where we ate probably three out of five days 00:20:39.460 --> 00:20:41.740 every single week. I love Wendy's. I do too. 00:20:42.460 --> 00:20:45.240 Wendy's. Sponsor. Bestie approved. Please. You're 00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:48.279 Bestie approved, Wendy's. Wendy. Yeah. Love your 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:51.259 red hair. Love your Twitter. Please, please sponsor 00:20:51.259 --> 00:20:56.960 us. So. We would go get Wendy's. One of us would 00:20:56.960 --> 00:20:59.359 go pick it up. Doesn't matter who. We would be 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:03.440 sitting in the office and it would be the maybe 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:05.900 20 minutes a day that we had to ourselves. We 00:21:05.900 --> 00:21:07.599 could close the door. We could eat. We could 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:09.779 invite our office friends into the office. We 00:21:09.779 --> 00:21:15.180 could just have a good sit and eat. And inevitably, 00:21:15.420 --> 00:21:18.339 14 seconds in, Emma would look me dead in the 00:21:18.339 --> 00:21:21.220 face and go, can you turn on the Sonos? Can you 00:21:21.220 --> 00:21:23.519 please turn on some music or something so I don't 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:26.759 have to listen to you too? That's like the kindest 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:31.559 I can be is like, can we turn some sounds on? 00:21:32.019 --> 00:21:35.099 And I was so excited to just sit there and talk 00:21:35.099 --> 00:21:38.240 to you. And we can talk. Okay, because here's 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:42.480 the thing. And I genuinely am trying to make 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:45.640 it an enjoyable experience for everyone because 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:49.400 if there is another sound happening, I'm okay. 00:21:50.119 --> 00:21:52.740 Like I can focus on that sound and kind of like 00:21:52.740 --> 00:21:56.240 tune out the chews of it all. But when it's like 00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:00.119 dead silence except for chewing, I literally 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:03.640 want to rip out my own throat. Like I don't know 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:05.980 what it is and I really wish I could get a grip 00:22:05.980 --> 00:22:08.759 on it. I probably need a prescription and a therapist. 00:22:10.420 --> 00:22:14.599 I can't. I can't. And it's weird. I wasn't like 00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:18.039 that as a child, obviously, but I remember when 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:22.079 it happened because I just started noticing people 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:25.720 chewing and being like, oh, I don't like that. 00:22:26.299 --> 00:22:29.019 I think I agree because I used to have it. Actually, 00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:31.039 no, I still kind of have a thing about it sometimes 00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:36.990 where like if it's like a very. This is... I 00:22:36.990 --> 00:22:39.490 apologize. If it's like a wet chewing noise, 00:22:39.589 --> 00:22:42.130 I can't handle it. Yeah. Like if it's like a 00:22:42.130 --> 00:22:44.309 crunchy, it doesn't bother me. But if it's like 00:22:44.309 --> 00:22:48.089 a... It's anytime I can hear someone spit. That's 00:22:48.089 --> 00:22:51.690 exactly what it is for me. Anytime. And I don't 00:22:51.690 --> 00:22:53.690 know. I don't know. I just have a weird thing 00:22:53.690 --> 00:22:56.289 with sounds, to be honest. I don't like driving 00:22:56.289 --> 00:22:59.049 in the car if there's no noise. Like Kenny... 00:22:59.390 --> 00:23:01.390 We'll start driving somewhere and just not put 00:23:01.390 --> 00:23:04.710 any music on or anything. Oh, I have to have 00:23:04.710 --> 00:23:08.809 some level of not being alone with my own thoughts 00:23:08.809 --> 00:23:12.529 in the car. I don't want silence ever. When I'm 00:23:12.529 --> 00:23:16.450 home alone, either the speaker is on or there's 00:23:16.450 --> 00:23:20.150 something on the TV. I agree. I hate silence. 00:23:20.730 --> 00:23:23.210 My therapist has talked to me a lot about this. 00:23:23.869 --> 00:23:26.410 And it's a thing where you don't want to be alone 00:23:26.410 --> 00:23:27.750 with your own thoughts because you don't want 00:23:27.750 --> 00:23:32.109 to like sit and feel. And it's true. I don't. 00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:34.650 I'm not interested in it. That's not going to 00:23:34.650 --> 00:23:37.250 be constructive for anyone. No, certainly not 00:23:37.250 --> 00:23:42.670 me. Not me. I'm so hormonal. I cried myself to 00:23:42.670 --> 00:23:46.970 sleep last night over my cat who we put down 00:23:46.970 --> 00:23:50.470 two and a half months ago. Has it really been 00:23:50.470 --> 00:23:55.089 that long? Yeah. Yeah, I cried and cried and 00:23:55.089 --> 00:23:59.210 cried last night. And when we put her down, I 00:23:59.210 --> 00:24:01.950 did not handle it well. I cried a lot then, too. 00:24:02.109 --> 00:24:05.109 But I've been okay for, like, a long time. Like, 00:24:05.150 --> 00:24:08.630 I miss her, but it's fine. Not last night, though. 00:24:08.930 --> 00:24:12.109 Last night, Kenny looked over at me, because 00:24:12.109 --> 00:24:14.490 we were just, like, reading in bed, right? Like, 00:24:14.529 --> 00:24:19.549 old people. And he was like, are you okay? And 00:24:19.549 --> 00:24:26.519 I was like, yeah. And I cry myself to sleep. 00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:30.500 Genuinely. I'm sorry. No, I'm just like hormonal. 00:24:30.619 --> 00:24:33.779 But that is what will happen if I sit alone in 00:24:33.779 --> 00:24:35.599 my thoughts. I will have a mental breakdown. 00:24:35.740 --> 00:24:39.119 And no one needs that. No one needs that. No 00:24:39.119 --> 00:24:42.240 one needs that. Or I can sing like Whitney Houston 00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:45.359 in my house and feel very productive. You can. 00:24:45.700 --> 00:24:51.160 You know. And that's okay. What's a weird habit 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:57.099 you have? A weird habit? Yeah. I don't think 00:24:57.099 --> 00:24:59.900 I have a lot of... Oh. Yes, you do. I clip my 00:24:59.900 --> 00:25:06.140 cuticles a lot. There it is. There it is. Okay, 00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:12.000 so this stems back to... I started doing my own 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:15.980 nails at home. I spent $300 on the light. I do 00:25:15.980 --> 00:25:20.900 gel. It's great. I have nails on right now. She 00:25:20.900 --> 00:25:25.019 never... She... never doesn't wait she always 00:25:25.019 --> 00:25:27.680 has nails never doesn't have nails right okay 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:30.539 because i can do them at home and so it's not 00:25:30.539 --> 00:25:33.799 expensive it just takes time and whatever the 00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:37.880 problem you see is that part of doing my own 00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:41.819 nails then is clipping my own cuticles and that 00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:45.500 scratched the addictive part of my personality 00:25:45.500 --> 00:25:47.660 like you would not believe and now i can't stop 00:25:47.660 --> 00:25:51.039 i probably could clip my cuticles If not every 00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:54.079 single day, probably every other. I don't know, 00:25:54.140 --> 00:26:00.359 a day you've missed? Yeah. I can't stop. So Emma 00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:03.579 and I are on FaceTime at minimum for an hour 00:26:03.579 --> 00:26:09.400 every single day. And at some point, I know the 00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:11.619 phone will be propped up against something and 00:26:11.619 --> 00:26:13.539 she will pull out that little fucking cube and 00:26:13.539 --> 00:26:17.279 just go to town. And she's just like, clip, clip, 00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:19.329 clip, clip, clip, clip, clip. And then she's 00:26:19.329 --> 00:26:22.170 like, you can't stop doing it. Yeah, don't start. 00:26:22.390 --> 00:26:24.910 Don't start clipping your own cuticles because 00:26:24.910 --> 00:26:29.509 then you can't stop. It's not that, like, cuticle 00:26:29.509 --> 00:26:31.630 -wise you can't stop. Your cuticles are just 00:26:31.630 --> 00:26:35.690 cuticles. But, like, impulsively, you can't. 00:26:35.690 --> 00:26:39.569 You can't stop. It's a really hard thing. It's 00:26:39.569 --> 00:26:44.670 insane. It's insanity. Yeah, it's bad. Do you 00:26:44.670 --> 00:26:46.809 have any weird habits? Yeah, I have an obsession 00:26:46.809 --> 00:26:51.170 with buying storage and, like, organization things. 00:26:51.289 --> 00:26:54.049 Like, the number of, like, I have a drawer at 00:26:54.049 --> 00:26:57.589 home that's just drawer organizers. Like, you 00:26:57.589 --> 00:27:01.309 know I love those clear acrylic TikTok drawer 00:27:01.309 --> 00:27:03.349 organizers that I'm like, this is the perfect 00:27:03.349 --> 00:27:09.539 size for everything. I will buy, like, if I see, 00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:12.319 like, because, you know, I have a sick obsession 00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.559 with Amazon. Yeah. You know that, like, if something 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:17.440 comes up on Amazon and it's, like, a deal for 00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:19.920 you, whenever I get that email, a deal for you, 00:27:20.099 --> 00:27:24.799 I will go into that email and I'll be like, oh, 00:27:24.880 --> 00:27:28.440 a 48 -pack of these things that I have, three 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:32.819 other 48 -packs that I have not opened yet. Just 00:27:32.819 --> 00:27:36.720 in case I need, like, 200, your organizer. It 00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:41.809 is. $16. How can you say no to that? How can 00:27:41.809 --> 00:27:43.950 you? Yeah, and then they're like, sometimes they 00:27:43.950 --> 00:27:46.009 come in that matte black that I'm obsessed with. 00:27:46.269 --> 00:27:49.109 Right. And I'm just like, well, all right. Well, 00:27:49.130 --> 00:27:51.390 I have to get them. You never know when they're 00:27:51.390 --> 00:27:53.730 going to go away. But here's the sick thing. 00:27:55.390 --> 00:27:59.890 Some of them have, like, on the corners, different, 00:28:00.089 --> 00:28:03.539 like... I don't know how to, like, different, 00:28:03.619 --> 00:28:06.059 like, cutouts. So, like, some of them have, like, 00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:09.220 two on the outside of the corner, or some of 00:28:09.220 --> 00:28:11.500 them have, like, one that's just on the corner. 00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:13.519 You know what I'm talking about? Like, to, like, 00:28:13.519 --> 00:28:15.660 stop this. So you can, like, separate them. Yeah. 00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:21.180 I have found that I can only have the ones with 00:28:21.180 --> 00:28:23.059 the two on the outside of the corners rather 00:28:23.059 --> 00:28:25.160 than the one in the middle because I hate the 00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:28.859 way it looks. And so I have started to go through. 00:28:29.579 --> 00:28:32.099 This is so sick. But, like, hypothetically, you 00:28:32.099 --> 00:28:34.240 would never see how it looks because it's inside 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:40.880 a drawer. Anyway, go on. Yeah, so that's my sick 00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.380 obsession. Yeah, I think that's a beautiful obsession 00:28:43.380 --> 00:28:46.279 to have, being organized. I need to be more organized. 00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:50.220 Yeah, talk about what you want to talk about. 00:28:50.339 --> 00:28:53.960 So, okay, my TikTok feed, because I Googled this 00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:58.259 when I was at the gas station getting my Alani. 00:29:00.879 --> 00:29:09.619 Alana New, please sponsor us. My TikTok feed 00:29:09.619 --> 00:29:12.440 will show me things that's like, this news was 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:15.559 from 12 hours ago, and it's a month old. Like, 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:17.420 this is a thing that's happening right now. But 00:29:17.420 --> 00:29:20.519 regardless, a month ago, this shouldn't have 00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.339 been news. They found new information about the 00:29:23.339 --> 00:29:27.140 Titanic. Okay. And I'm just going to ask this. 00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:29.400 And I ask this to the world. I ask this to our 00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:31.460 12 listeners. I ask this to anyone that will 00:29:31.460 --> 00:29:39.180 listen. Did we not already know? Like, what questions 00:29:39.180 --> 00:29:44.380 do you possibly have about the Titanic? We all 00:29:44.380 --> 00:29:50.220 saw the movie. I didn't. Why? I just never did. 00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:53.140 I don't know that you have. I love you so much. 00:29:53.180 --> 00:29:54.740 I don't know that you have the attention span 00:29:54.740 --> 00:29:56.660 for that movie. It's like three and a half hours 00:29:56.660 --> 00:29:58.859 long. It's very long. And that's not a conversation 00:29:58.859 --> 00:30:01.400 I'm willing to participate in. Yeah. But do you 00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:03.559 know, okay, this is a little bit of a side quest 00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.920 we're going to go on that's so sick. So, you 00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:08.660 know I love a cruise more than anything. I love 00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:13.500 a cruise vacation. Yes. Okay. Pause. Because 00:30:13.500 --> 00:30:17.059 I had something I wanted to say. I was watching... 00:30:17.740 --> 00:30:21.759 John Mulaney's live show on Netflix. Hi, John 00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:27.500 Mulaney. I love you so much. They had one episode 00:30:27.500 --> 00:30:31.579 where their through line was about cruises. And 00:30:31.579 --> 00:30:36.539 they had a cruise expert there. And she... Please 00:30:36.539 --> 00:30:39.380 watch it if you haven't and watch her. She gets 00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:45.359 so defensive about the Titanic. Oh. She's like... 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:50.579 First of all, it wasn't a cruise. It was a liner 00:30:50.579 --> 00:30:55.299 because its purpose was not enjoyment. It was 00:30:55.299 --> 00:30:58.900 to take you from point A to point B. Yes. Which 00:30:58.900 --> 00:31:02.700 makes it a liner and not a cruise ship. I don't 00:31:02.700 --> 00:31:06.500 give a fuck. She was like, you're not going to 00:31:06.500 --> 00:31:10.000 sink on a cruise ship. Very much like you won't 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:13.039 have a Titanic situation on a cruise ship. I 00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:16.000 loved it. Anyway, go on, go on, go on. It's funny 00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:23.299 that you mention this because it's Carnival Cruise 00:31:23.299 --> 00:31:25.440 Line specifically that I found will do this because 00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:27.839 none of the other ones will tempt fate like this. 00:31:28.099 --> 00:31:31.119 But I very vividly remember my very first cruise 00:31:31.119 --> 00:31:33.200 was the Carnival Cruise Line cruise. It was me 00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:36.559 and my friend Anthony. And it was three days 00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:42.089 straight of just. having a time day three rolls 00:31:42.089 --> 00:31:43.970 around we're at breakfast and there were these 00:31:43.970 --> 00:31:46.869 like straight bros that like I had fallen deeply 00:31:46.869 --> 00:31:52.410 in love with and Celine Dion my heart will go 00:31:52.410 --> 00:31:55.490 on comes on over like the buffet thing and I 00:31:55.490 --> 00:31:59.849 look up and he is one of the bros at the other 00:31:59.849 --> 00:32:03.349 table and we were we were like 22 or 23 at the 00:32:03.349 --> 00:32:05.509 time one of the bros at the other table goes 00:32:05.509 --> 00:32:08.140 come here come here and like Looks me dead in 00:32:08.140 --> 00:32:10.400 the face. Like, he says, here, stand right here. 00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:13.079 And then he, like, lets me have my fantasy of, 00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:15.279 like, holding me up behind the thing while it's, 00:32:15.299 --> 00:32:17.180 like, in this, like, big panorama window and 00:32:17.180 --> 00:32:18.440 I was, like, living my life. That's so beautiful. 00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:20.339 But I think back on that because, like, they 00:32:20.339 --> 00:32:22.519 played Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On, and 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:25.839 what was the other one? There was another Celine 00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:28.640 Dion song. There were two Celine Dion. I don't 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:30.720 remember. But there were two of those songs that 00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:34.509 they just kept playing. You'd think those would 00:32:34.509 --> 00:32:37.430 be 86'd from the playlist. Oh, no, I loved it. 00:32:37.769 --> 00:32:39.950 For comfort's sake. Oh, I loved it, because I 00:32:39.950 --> 00:32:44.109 was like, there's no way. I thought it was, like, 00:32:44.130 --> 00:32:47.250 courtesy to not talk about the Titanic when you're 00:32:47.250 --> 00:32:48.829 on a cruise ship. Oh, yeah, it's the same thing. 00:32:48.829 --> 00:32:50.390 You're not supposed to talk about, like, a plane 00:32:50.390 --> 00:32:51.670 going down. You're not supposed to talk about 00:32:51.670 --> 00:32:54.569 a ship sinking. You're also not allowed to call 00:32:54.569 --> 00:32:56.190 it a boat, apparently. That's, like, a thing. 00:32:56.990 --> 00:33:00.450 Oh, I've been calling it a boat. My bad. How 00:33:00.450 --> 00:33:04.410 are you supposed to know? Okay, but yeah, continue. 00:33:04.829 --> 00:33:09.390 Yeah. Okay, so, yeah. The Titanic. Mm -hmm. They, 00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:16.049 I think it was the BBC sent down a, are you looking 00:33:16.049 --> 00:33:19.069 this up? Yes, I'm reading it. Oh my God. They 00:33:19.069 --> 00:33:21.609 sent down like 3D cameras or whatever to like 00:33:21.609 --> 00:33:25.029 image the ship. Yeah. And I thought we already 00:33:25.029 --> 00:33:27.890 knew. I was pretty sure we already knew everything 00:33:27.890 --> 00:33:29.750 there was to know about it, but apparently we 00:33:29.750 --> 00:33:37.210 know more. And what this found was that, like, 00:33:37.269 --> 00:33:41.369 it... What I'm reading says, like, we thought 00:33:41.369 --> 00:33:44.029 it was split in half, but it was more like it 00:33:44.029 --> 00:33:47.609 was violently torn apart. Right. Because what 00:33:47.609 --> 00:33:50.369 happened was, the reason it was the unsinkable 00:33:50.369 --> 00:33:52.369 ship, from my understanding, was the way it was 00:33:52.369 --> 00:33:54.849 built. And the way it was built was actually 00:33:54.849 --> 00:33:57.849 the reason it was violently torn apart. So, like, 00:33:57.910 --> 00:34:02.339 you had these, like... The segments of the ship 00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:06.799 that were keeping it afloat had a part over the 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:10.059 top that wasn't closed off. So it was just like, 00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:11.920 as it got heavier, that's what ripped it apart, 00:34:12.099 --> 00:34:15.039 I guess. Here, I don't claim to be a Titanic 00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:18.059 expert. John Mulaney's person that was on his 00:34:18.059 --> 00:34:20.780 show, come on if you want to explain it to us. 00:34:20.980 --> 00:34:26.800 But the problem that I have is like, okay, we 00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:30.949 sent down these things. It's been... Literally 00:34:30.949 --> 00:34:35.010 100 years, right? It was 1920 -something when 00:34:35.010 --> 00:34:39.949 the Titanic went down. Yeah, let me look. Why 00:34:39.949 --> 00:34:41.849 are we still finding out new things about the 00:34:41.849 --> 00:34:44.090 Titanic? Well, I just, the boat has been down 00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:47.349 there for so long, like, you'd think the first 00:34:47.349 --> 00:34:49.510 time we went to look at it, you would be like, 00:34:49.670 --> 00:34:52.269 oh, that's not split in half. That's violently 00:34:52.269 --> 00:34:55.230 torn apart. You would think. And then we, so 00:34:55.230 --> 00:34:57.590 James Cameron, I think, was the only successful. 00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:00.599 Yeah, successful expedition down there. Right? 00:35:00.739 --> 00:35:04.039 I think he was the only one. Really? Yeah. Oh, 00:35:04.099 --> 00:35:05.579 I didn't know that. I thought people had been 00:35:05.579 --> 00:35:07.940 looking at it. But I guess those billionaires 00:35:07.940 --> 00:35:10.380 tried to do it and they blew up, so. The Titan? 00:35:10.579 --> 00:35:15.860 No, ma 'am. I'll stay silent on that one. I already 00:35:15.860 --> 00:35:20.679 bashed billionaires in episode one. Yeah, it 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:25.380 was 1912. Oh. We know everything we need to know. 00:35:26.250 --> 00:35:29.550 Like, the Smithsonian came out with an article 00:35:29.550 --> 00:35:33.730 about this. Like, does it really change anything 00:35:33.730 --> 00:35:37.769 at this point? Do we not? The Smithsonian and 00:35:37.769 --> 00:35:43.050 the BBC? Is it that serious? No. Can't be. It's 00:35:43.050 --> 00:35:46.829 not. It can't be. What else is going on in the 00:35:46.829 --> 00:35:48.710 world? Do you have any opinions about anything 00:35:48.710 --> 00:35:51.329 in the world right now? I have lots of opinions 00:35:51.329 --> 00:35:54.309 over lots of things, just not specifically. Okay. 00:35:54.349 --> 00:35:58.360 Let's see. Let's see. What have I been worried 00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:03.719 about? Oh! I haven't finished the second season 00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:07.639 yet, but once I have, and once you have, we must 00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:10.719 chat about the secret lives of Mormon wives. 00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:14.639 Oh, absolutely. We must. I have so many opinions 00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:17.300 and so many things I can't even say on the podcast, 00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:20.679 but we have to talk about it. A segment I want 00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.199 to work into the show is where Emma and I shotgun 00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:26.530 an entire season of... Some show. I don't care 00:36:26.530 --> 00:36:29.869 what it is. Any show. And then just unpack it. 00:36:30.070 --> 00:36:33.809 Yeah. And I hope that you guys will be along 00:36:33.809 --> 00:36:36.570 for that ride because if there's one thing I 00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:41.429 love, it is reality TV. I love reality TV. I 00:36:41.429 --> 00:36:44.409 get the people that hate it. Like a lot of people 00:36:44.409 --> 00:36:48.309 in my life just don't like reality TV. I get 00:36:48.309 --> 00:36:51.329 that. It's below them. Yeah. And you know what? 00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:54.789 I guess I'm a little shrimp in the ocean. I'm 00:36:54.789 --> 00:37:01.789 a little bottom feeder. I love, love. If anything, 00:37:02.030 --> 00:37:05.829 it's more escapism to me than any other type 00:37:05.829 --> 00:37:08.369 of television. Because I'm like, look how fucked 00:37:08.369 --> 00:37:10.929 up these people's lives are. It could be so much 00:37:10.929 --> 00:37:14.550 worse for me. It's aspirational for me. I watch 00:37:14.550 --> 00:37:18.500 Real Housewives and I'm like, one day. I could 00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:21.420 be on this show. One day, I'll be like Meredith 00:37:21.420 --> 00:37:25.699 Marks. Oh my god, I would die to have a country 00:37:25.699 --> 00:37:28.920 jewelry line and be on TV and live the country. 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:31.940 To have a store that's open. I could be wrong, 00:37:31.980 --> 00:37:33.820 Meredith Marks. If I'm wrong, please correct 00:37:33.820 --> 00:37:36.760 me. To have a store that's open three months 00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:39.199 out of the year only for like... Sundance. Only 00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:44.849 for Sundance, yeah. That's beautiful to me. Her 00:37:44.849 --> 00:37:49.329 online site is active. It is. And I want nothing 00:37:49.329 --> 00:37:51.829 more than to be like Meredith Marks. Honestly, 00:37:51.829 --> 00:37:55.050 the first step for me is just affording Meredith 00:37:55.050 --> 00:37:59.750 Marks. I wish I could afford Meredith Marks. 00:37:59.889 --> 00:38:02.409 I wish I could afford to be Meredith Marks. And 00:38:02.409 --> 00:38:05.309 do you know what's so sick? She is so beautiful. 00:38:05.769 --> 00:38:09.159 And I don't... I don't know that she's had a 00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:11.659 ton of work done or any work done. I think she's 00:38:11.659 --> 00:38:13.880 had some work done, because she looks different, 00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:17.340 like, over the years. I think maybe, like, lip 00:38:17.340 --> 00:38:20.460 filler and stuff, maybe, but, like, god damn, 00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:22.619 she looks good. She's so pretty, and I don't 00:38:22.619 --> 00:38:25.719 think people, like... acknowledge it to the extent 00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:28.659 that they should she is so stunning that but 00:38:28.659 --> 00:38:31.699 also the thing about her is is I think she had 00:38:31.699 --> 00:38:34.159 a really really good foundation to start with 00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:36.280 like you started with someone beautiful and you 00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:38.780 only enhanced it yeah she's naturally beautiful 00:38:38.780 --> 00:38:41.440 and I think any work that she's have had done 00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:45.860 has been extremely tasteful into the point where 00:38:45.860 --> 00:38:49.659 I remember her out on the beach in that scene 00:38:49.659 --> 00:38:52.880 where at the end of season four where they find 00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.260 out, like, what Monica's doing. And there's the 00:38:55.260 --> 00:38:59.659 wind and the scarf. And she's just doing wind 00:38:59.659 --> 00:39:02.260 work. And, like, in that moment, I was like, 00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:07.980 oh, she is serving cons. In her element. Do you 00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:10.300 want to complain? Yes, I do want to complain. 00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.699 Do you want to start? I think you should start 00:39:12.699 --> 00:39:15.380 because I think I have a good segue to things 00:39:15.380 --> 00:39:19.019 we don't understand. Beautiful. I want to complain 00:39:19.019 --> 00:39:23.059 about people that have zero spatial awareness. 00:39:24.940 --> 00:39:32.159 So this is a thing, I think, in the Midwest that 00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:36.500 bleeds into other places. It's when people from 00:39:36.500 --> 00:39:41.619 the Midwest go to other places. So I think back 00:39:41.619 --> 00:39:46.579 to being in New York and you would have families. 00:39:47.909 --> 00:39:52.309 basically locked arm in arm, like, taking up 00:39:52.309 --> 00:39:54.050 a whole sidewalk, and all you want to do is go 00:39:54.050 --> 00:39:56.070 past them, and then they will just stop in the 00:39:56.070 --> 00:39:57.469 middle of the sidewalk to look up and be like, 00:39:57.550 --> 00:40:00.050 it's the Empire State Building. And I was like, 00:40:00.150 --> 00:40:03.409 no, that's the Chrysler Building. Yeah, right. 00:40:03.650 --> 00:40:06.989 Because they don't know. And it was always a 00:40:06.989 --> 00:40:09.789 tourist. It was never someone from New York. 00:40:10.010 --> 00:40:12.170 Well, they say that's how you know someone's 00:40:12.170 --> 00:40:14.429 a tourist, like, in any big city, is they're 00:40:14.429 --> 00:40:17.179 looking up instead of looking... Like it's straight 00:40:17.179 --> 00:40:19.699 ahead. Yeah, because they're like enamored by 00:40:19.699 --> 00:40:22.340 the buildings. Anyway. But today alone, I've 00:40:22.340 --> 00:40:27.219 experienced it twice where I pull up to the gas 00:40:27.219 --> 00:40:31.639 station. I park at a pump to pump gas. This woman 00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:35.900 has decided, no, one gas pump is not enough for 00:40:35.900 --> 00:40:39.519 me. I must pull up so far that the person at 00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:42.780 the gas pump in front of me cannot pull into 00:40:42.780 --> 00:40:49.340 that spot. Oh. separate complaint people who 00:40:49.340 --> 00:40:51.719 pull up to a gas station right and it's a lane 00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:55.719 of pumps and you don't drive to the front pump 00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:59.519 what is wrong with you what is wrong with you 00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.639 now you're making someone parallel park to pump 00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:05.699 gas anyway that's a fair point yeah so then i 00:41:05.699 --> 00:41:08.340 said okay that's fine i'll just get gas later 00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:13.280 not a huge deal whatever you're so mean then 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:18.340 i walk into The get -go. I open the door. It 00:41:18.340 --> 00:41:24.960 is these two women, middle -aged, whatever. Live 00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.619 your life. I want you to live your life walking 00:41:27.619 --> 00:41:31.400 in such a way that you can't walk past them because 00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:34.619 of the narrowness of, like, the entrance and, 00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:37.579 like, they have, like, the stanchion set up so 00:41:37.579 --> 00:41:40.440 you can't, like, go around. And then they just 00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:44.139 stop. And then I said, excuse me, and they didn't 00:41:44.139 --> 00:41:46.500 hear me. And then I said, Jesus Christ! And then 00:41:46.500 --> 00:41:49.559 the woman turns around and she acts like I had 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:53.880 been the one with the problem. And I said, okay, 00:41:54.119 --> 00:42:00.159 that's fine. And so my issue is people with zero 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.780 spatial awareness because it's rude. I think 00:42:02.780 --> 00:42:05.039 there are even more examples than people being 00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:08.909 in your way. Social distancing did something 00:42:08.909 --> 00:42:11.929 for me that was so beautiful because now we're 00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:15.210 back to when you're in line at the gas station 00:42:15.210 --> 00:42:18.409 and the person behind you is a foot and a half 00:42:18.409 --> 00:42:21.010 behind you and they're breathing on your neck. 00:42:22.030 --> 00:42:24.690 It makes me want to pull out my pepper spray. 00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:27.550 You know what I do? You can't do this because 00:42:27.550 --> 00:42:30.429 you don't have hair. I flip my hair. Oh, I love 00:42:30.429 --> 00:42:33.309 that. Because if my hair hits you, you are too 00:42:33.309 --> 00:42:38.099 fucking close to me. And I think the other thing 00:42:38.099 --> 00:42:43.679 is, and I've experienced this just really several 00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:46.460 times in the last couple of months where people 00:42:46.460 --> 00:42:48.679 are very, very comfortable. If they're trying 00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:51.099 to tell you something, just getting very close 00:42:51.099 --> 00:42:53.860 to you, like chest to chest, like trying to explain 00:42:53.860 --> 00:42:56.659 something to you. And I have a fun little thing 00:42:56.659 --> 00:42:58.539 where my fight or flight will kick in and I'm 00:42:58.539 --> 00:43:02.050 like, you better back the fuck. My nervous system 00:43:02.050 --> 00:43:04.849 does not know the difference between you not 00:43:04.849 --> 00:43:07.670 understanding personal space and me being attacked. 00:43:08.090 --> 00:43:10.929 Yes. I do not know the difference. And I'll tell 00:43:10.929 --> 00:43:15.769 you, Jack has no sense of personal space. Like, 00:43:15.809 --> 00:43:18.610 even for strangers. We were at Verizon this weekend, 00:43:18.670 --> 00:43:22.769 and he loves phones. Loves phones. Not just, 00:43:22.809 --> 00:43:27.210 like, to play games on them. Yeah. Not just... 00:43:27.210 --> 00:43:31.010 Not... Not to play games, not just to take pictures, 00:43:31.090 --> 00:43:34.130 not to look at YouTube. He loves the technology 00:43:34.130 --> 00:43:37.949 of a phone. He does. Right? And so the guy is 00:43:37.949 --> 00:43:40.670 on his little iPad helping us, doing his thing, 00:43:40.829 --> 00:43:44.570 doing his job. And he was a sweet angel, really 00:43:44.570 --> 00:43:46.889 a nice guy. I wish I would have gotten his name. 00:43:46.909 --> 00:43:48.550 I would shout him out. He was really so nice. 00:43:49.389 --> 00:43:54.210 Jack was like head on his shoulder watching him 00:43:54.210 --> 00:43:58.429 work. And I had to be like, dude. Not everyone 00:43:58.429 --> 00:44:01.849 likes to be touched. And you're being so kind 00:44:01.849 --> 00:44:05.030 and you're being so sweet. But part of that is 00:44:05.030 --> 00:44:08.130 giving people personal space. And I have to teach 00:44:08.130 --> 00:44:10.989 him now because I will not have him being one 00:44:10.989 --> 00:44:12.869 of those people. Like, what if he grows up to 00:44:12.869 --> 00:44:15.030 be, you know, those teachers that would get too 00:44:15.030 --> 00:44:16.809 close to you? I don't want him to be that. I 00:44:16.809 --> 00:44:18.130 don't like that. I don't want him to turn into 00:44:18.130 --> 00:44:20.429 a teacher who doesn't understand personal space 00:44:20.429 --> 00:44:23.809 or like a... Who else is really bad about it 00:44:23.809 --> 00:44:26.869 professionally? Flight attendants who don't understand 00:44:26.869 --> 00:44:28.349 personal space. For some reason, it doesn't bother 00:44:28.349 --> 00:44:30.489 me with flight attendants because in my mind, 00:44:30.510 --> 00:44:34.070 that's different from a teacher. I don't know 00:44:34.070 --> 00:44:38.190 why. Well, there's something weird about teachers. 00:44:38.449 --> 00:44:41.949 It bothers me with flight attendants only because 00:44:41.949 --> 00:44:45.210 I know that you know because you're here every 00:44:45.210 --> 00:44:49.630 day that it's tight in here. So why are you two 00:44:49.630 --> 00:44:53.300 inches from my face? Why are you doing that? 00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:59.280 A fun fact about Jack. We were at a Halloween 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:05.599 party. And my stepmom had a phone that Jack has 00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.960 never seen because Jack has only ever interacted 00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:09.900 with people that live within the Apple ecosystem. 00:45:10.940 --> 00:45:14.400 And my mom loves, or my stepmom loves a green 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:18.519 text. It's some kind of Samsung or something. 00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:21.280 Galaxy something, I don't know. He loves it so 00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:25.400 much. Jack has a Samsung A24. I don't know what 00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:29.239 that means. Me neither, but my stepdad gave it 00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:31.679 to him one day, and I was like, oh, perfect, 00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:34.659 thank you. Thanks, Jimmy Tate. Yeah, Jimmy Tate. 00:45:35.659 --> 00:45:39.880 And then Jack sees this phone and says, can I 00:45:39.880 --> 00:45:42.780 play with your phone? And my stepmom says, sure, 00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:47.420 whatever. He rode the wheels off of that thing. 00:45:47.860 --> 00:45:51.599 That's how he does it. If you give him an inch, 00:45:51.739 --> 00:45:55.860 he will take a mile. And you know what? That's 00:45:55.860 --> 00:45:57.820 not something I'm trying to beat out of him because 00:45:57.820 --> 00:46:00.000 I think it's a good trait to have in life because 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.460 I think I have been stifled by being too timid, 00:46:04.460 --> 00:46:06.460 not wanting to do too much or take advantage 00:46:06.460 --> 00:46:08.880 of anyone. No, not at all. Or even appear that 00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:11.920 I'm taking advantage of anyone. Jack's not like 00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:14.159 that. No, Jack said, tell my mom to put this 00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:17.559 on my Christmas list. Yeah. Oh my gosh, parents, 00:46:17.639 --> 00:46:22.420 I have a great idea. Jack's birthday is in August. 00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:27.880 And so the day Christmas is over, the Christmas 00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.639 list is scrapped, right? But he still finds things 00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:35.619 every day that he wants. We've started a birthday 00:46:35.619 --> 00:46:39.539 list. And the birthday list will go for all eight 00:46:39.539 --> 00:46:43.119 months before his birthday. And then anything 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.820 he doesn't get on his birthday, we'll just put 00:46:45.820 --> 00:46:49.559 on the Christmas list. And so we're never disappointed. 00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:52.340 We're always just anticipating. We're always 00:46:52.340 --> 00:46:56.920 happy to be there. Just thrilled. What are you 00:46:56.920 --> 00:47:02.599 complaining about? I want to complain about depression 00:47:02.599 --> 00:47:07.349 and anxiety. Okay. In the sense that... Why do 00:47:07.349 --> 00:47:12.269 they exist? Because it's like autoimmune diseases. 00:47:12.510 --> 00:47:19.630 It can't be evolutionarily beneficial for me 00:47:19.630 --> 00:47:23.769 to not be able to get out of bed. It cannot be 00:47:23.769 --> 00:47:28.349 evolutionarily beneficial for me to not be able 00:47:28.349 --> 00:47:32.590 to hear other people eat. There's no way that 00:47:32.590 --> 00:47:36.840 that was a way for me to survive. There's no 00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:41.440 way that that like gave me a leg up on the competition 00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:46.380 while we were adapting and evolving. I just don't 00:47:46.380 --> 00:47:49.599 understand it. And also it's your own brain, 00:47:49.699 --> 00:47:55.000 but you can't really rewire it. Like you can't 00:47:55.000 --> 00:48:00.460 make it do what you want it to do. Very short 00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:02.800 complaint because I can't get into it because 00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:04.679 you want to know something I don't understand? 00:48:05.059 --> 00:48:08.139 What? The human brain. No. I don't understand 00:48:08.139 --> 00:48:12.920 it. I understand what I have been taught. I can 00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:16.639 pass a test in a science class about neurons 00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:20.300 and synapses. I couldn't. And the like, well, 00:48:20.420 --> 00:48:24.360 like, if I take the course. Oh, okay, yeah. I'm 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:26.920 losing it immediately after. Right. That's just 00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:28.500 one of those things where I don't want to know 00:48:28.500 --> 00:48:31.619 how my brain works. I understand it. And I'm 00:48:31.619 --> 00:48:34.619 just like, how do we have so many issues? How 00:48:34.619 --> 00:48:39.000 do we have a personality? I don't understand 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:45.039 any of it. I don't understand it. I don't either. 00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:50.920 We should get a neurologist. Or like a brain 00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:54.500 surgeon. I would love that. I would love to talk 00:48:54.500 --> 00:48:56.860 to a brain surgeon about brains because I don't 00:48:56.860 --> 00:49:01.250 understand. The human brain. Why are we so different 00:49:01.250 --> 00:49:05.250 from all other animals? Yeah. What's wrong with 00:49:05.250 --> 00:49:07.429 their brains or what's wrong with our brains? 00:49:07.469 --> 00:49:09.449 Because it feels like our brains are the issue. 00:49:09.550 --> 00:49:13.289 You ever seen a depressed monkey? No. No. They're 00:49:13.289 --> 00:49:14.849 just out there eating bananas. It feels like 00:49:14.849 --> 00:49:18.969 our brain has brained too close to the sun and 00:49:18.969 --> 00:49:21.070 now we're having too many issues. I think you're 00:49:21.070 --> 00:49:26.110 right. Yeah. She's probably dumber. Something 00:49:26.110 --> 00:49:31.050 that we don't understand. Brains. Brains. Brains, 00:49:31.050 --> 00:49:34.550 the human brain. Speaking of which, right, I 00:49:34.550 --> 00:49:37.449 got an ultrasound when I went to the OBGYN, as 00:49:37.449 --> 00:49:42.610 they do. And it's early, right, so the baby looks 00:49:42.610 --> 00:49:46.329 creepy, like weird, like two blobs, a big old 00:49:46.329 --> 00:49:50.190 head and a big old body. And you can see the 00:49:50.190 --> 00:49:53.289 brain in there. I don't want anything to do with 00:49:53.289 --> 00:49:56.590 that. Yeah. I rebuke that. I'm sorry. What is 00:49:56.590 --> 00:50:02.500 it thinking about? Do they think? That's another 00:50:02.500 --> 00:50:07.800 question. And what is thinking? A good question. 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:12.059 What is thinking? Follow -up question. You did 00:50:12.059 --> 00:50:15.260 tell me a little bit about how you watched a 00:50:15.260 --> 00:50:18.840 TikTok of babies that, like, remember being in 00:50:18.840 --> 00:50:23.400 the womb. Yes! How do they know? I don't know. 00:50:23.869 --> 00:50:26.690 Like, do they remember being born? Do they? I 00:50:26.690 --> 00:50:29.369 don't know. Because some of it, like, you just, 00:50:29.389 --> 00:50:34.110 you have to imagine is like, like, oh, it was 00:50:34.110 --> 00:50:37.449 like just being inside of a waterbed. Yeah. I 00:50:37.449 --> 00:50:39.849 think most of them are like, yeah, it was just 00:50:39.849 --> 00:50:43.530 warm and dark. But like, I think a lot of that 00:50:43.530 --> 00:50:47.750 is assumption. And my idea of it only comes from 00:50:47.750 --> 00:50:54.429 the Spice Girls movie when. They're like, yeah, 00:50:54.570 --> 00:50:56.989 it must be really great to be living inside of 00:50:56.989 --> 00:51:00.110 a waterbed. That is a direct quote from the Spice 00:51:00.110 --> 00:51:01.690 Girls movie. That's just what I assume. It's 00:51:01.690 --> 00:51:04.570 like, I don't remember it. I would imagine it's 00:51:04.570 --> 00:51:08.349 something like a sensory deprivation tank. You 00:51:08.349 --> 00:51:12.150 know those things? Yes, and I love those things. 00:51:13.070 --> 00:51:15.670 Have you ever been in one? No, my issues with 00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:19.010 silence, I fear. Oh, you get rid of all of it 00:51:19.010 --> 00:51:20.730 in there, I'm telling you right now. It's like 00:51:20.730 --> 00:51:24.389 a good hour -long reset. Maybe I should do one. 00:51:24.989 --> 00:51:27.510 Did I ever tell you about the one downtown where 00:51:27.510 --> 00:51:30.190 it was, like, this place called A Place to Float, 00:51:30.190 --> 00:51:31.989 and, like, they just stopped paying their bills. 00:51:32.030 --> 00:51:34.369 They stopped paying their employees. And, like, 00:51:34.409 --> 00:51:37.690 the place was so fucking nice. I mean, like, 00:51:37.730 --> 00:51:40.190 you walk in, and it's, like, a spa. It was gorgeous. 00:51:40.269 --> 00:51:42.869 It smelled so nice. And then one day, because, 00:51:42.969 --> 00:51:45.889 like, I had bought one of our friends a gift 00:51:45.889 --> 00:51:49.590 card. And she was like, oh, I don't really love 00:51:49.590 --> 00:51:51.329 the idea of that. And I said, okay, gorgeous. 00:51:51.429 --> 00:51:52.670 I'll use the gift card. Yeah, give it to me. 00:51:53.210 --> 00:51:56.670 And so I proceed to go to a place to float. And 00:51:56.670 --> 00:51:58.010 they just have a sign on the door that says, 00:51:58.070 --> 00:52:00.190 sorry, we're closed permanently. And I was like, 00:52:00.230 --> 00:52:03.889 okay. Oh. Yeah. Uh -oh. Yeah. You know where 00:52:03.889 --> 00:52:06.809 I've been wanting to go and I can't go now until 00:52:06.809 --> 00:52:10.250 after the baby's here? Have you seen Perspire? 00:52:12.210 --> 00:52:15.500 It's... I saw it for the first time in Florida, 00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:19.900 but now there's one at Clay Terrace that it's 00:52:19.900 --> 00:52:23.420 just saunas. It's like individual sauna rooms, 00:52:23.480 --> 00:52:26.659 and you just go sit in a sauna without having 00:52:26.659 --> 00:52:29.719 to go to the gym. Oh, they had that at the place 00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:31.840 where I used to get the IV drips. Yeah, probably. 00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:37.940 Yeah. Yeah, I love the idea of that, and I think 00:52:37.940 --> 00:52:41.250 I should partake. It's also right next to this 00:52:41.250 --> 00:52:45.389 place called Spanga. I don't really know what's 00:52:45.389 --> 00:52:46.710 happening with that. Oh, I know what that place 00:52:46.710 --> 00:52:51.449 is. It's a strength training and spin class. 00:52:51.809 --> 00:52:55.010 It's like Orange Theory, but they focus more 00:52:55.010 --> 00:52:59.329 on the cardio, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. One 00:52:59.329 --> 00:53:01.809 of my family friends said she goes there, and 00:53:01.809 --> 00:53:04.630 she's all of a sudden ripped. She's always been 00:53:04.630 --> 00:53:06.849 skinny and beautiful and gorgeous, but now she's 00:53:06.849 --> 00:53:11.010 like... Ripped. Oh. Which is insane. Anyway. 00:53:12.869 --> 00:53:15.409 What else? What else is going on? I don't know. 00:53:15.409 --> 00:53:17.389 What else do we want to talk about? Well, we're 00:53:17.389 --> 00:53:21.130 almost at time. Yeah. I feel like there was something 00:53:21.130 --> 00:53:25.309 we said we were going to talk about. The old 00:53:25.309 --> 00:53:29.789 wives, tales of knowing. Yeah. Yeah. I can talk 00:53:29.789 --> 00:53:34.159 about that if you want. If you want, do it. So 00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:37.659 they have this new blood test now that you can 00:53:37.659 --> 00:53:39.880 take super early in your pregnancy. Like, I've 00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:42.880 already had my blood drawn for it. And it tells 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:47.800 you the gender of your baby, amongst other things, 00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.059 obviously. But in the meantime, I've been convinced 00:53:52.059 --> 00:53:56.000 that it's a girl because there are things in 00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:58.179 this pregnancy that are different than my first. 00:53:58.219 --> 00:54:00.599 Like, I'm super nauseous and I wasn't with Jack. 00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:06.260 My hair is super curly. And anyway, so I want 00:54:06.260 --> 00:54:09.340 to talk about all the old wives tales about, 00:54:09.500 --> 00:54:14.699 like, what the sex of your baby is. Because it 00:54:14.699 --> 00:54:16.980 used to be you had to wait until the baby was 00:54:16.980 --> 00:54:22.159 born to find out. Like, my dad is a twin, identical 00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:25.159 twin. And they told my grandma she was having 00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:30.280 one girl. And she came home with two boys. And 00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:34.139 I think the reason is, one, I think it's a wives' 00:54:34.300 --> 00:54:37.599 tale, but doctors kind of feed into it, too. 00:54:38.300 --> 00:54:42.840 They say if the heartbeat is really fast, it's 00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.420 a girl. And if it's on the lower end, it's a 00:54:45.420 --> 00:54:47.639 boy. So I'm wondering if they heard two heartbeats. 00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:49.179 They heard two heartbeats, and they thought it 00:54:49.179 --> 00:54:52.440 was really fast. Yeah. Yeah. So that's one of 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.670 them. There's the ring one. The ring one is the 00:54:55.670 --> 00:54:58.510 most popular one I've heard of. Yeah, you put 00:54:58.510 --> 00:55:01.489 a ring on a string and you dangle it over your 00:55:01.489 --> 00:55:06.769 belly. And if it goes in a circle, I think it's 00:55:06.769 --> 00:55:09.150 a boy. And if it goes straight back and forth, 00:55:09.230 --> 00:55:11.329 it's a girl. Have you done it? Those might be 00:55:11.329 --> 00:55:13.630 opposite. I have not done it because it feels 00:55:13.630 --> 00:55:20.550 like I'm hexing my baby. Anyway. They say that 00:55:20.550 --> 00:55:24.510 if you're craving something sweet, it's a girl, 00:55:24.610 --> 00:55:27.110 and if you're craving salty savory, it's a boy. 00:55:27.429 --> 00:55:30.750 Well, I must always be pregnant with a boy. Constantly, 00:55:30.769 --> 00:55:35.070 every day. Yeah, every single day. And what are 00:55:35.070 --> 00:55:37.190 the other really common ones I've heard? Your 00:55:37.190 --> 00:55:39.510 hair is dry, it's a girl. Your hair is dry, it's 00:55:39.510 --> 00:55:43.840 a girl. Oh, oh. Here's one that I believe is 00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:46.860 rooted in misogyny. They say if you're super 00:55:46.860 --> 00:55:50.699 emotional, it's a girl. Oh, Jesus Christ. Cannot 00:55:50.699 --> 00:56:00.440 be true. Just please. I... They do say, like, 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:02.539 girls... The dry hair thing made me think of 00:56:02.539 --> 00:56:05.579 this. They say that girls, like... take all your 00:56:05.579 --> 00:56:08.099 beauty away. Like they're the ones who make you 00:56:08.099 --> 00:56:11.139 have the really big pregnancy noses and your 00:56:11.139 --> 00:56:13.840 nails and your hair is breaking and all of that 00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:16.139 stuff. I hate everything about that. I think 00:56:16.139 --> 00:56:19.260 it's all kind of misogynistic if I'm being honest. 00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:25.519 They also say that girls give you acne. The long 00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:29.559 and short of it is we hate women. That's what 00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:31.639 the message is. Some of the weirder ones are 00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:35.980 like If you're having a boy, they make your feet 00:56:35.980 --> 00:56:39.659 cold. What? Yeah, like you need to wear socks 00:56:39.659 --> 00:56:42.539 all the time because your feet are cold. Then 00:56:42.539 --> 00:56:46.679 it's a boy. What's another one that's kind of 00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:50.059 weird? Oh, pregnancy brain. They say if you're 00:56:50.059 --> 00:56:53.440 forgetting stuff a lot, then it's a boy, which 00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:55.800 is also kind of just sexist. I think that's just 00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:58.219 what we think of men is that they forget stuff 00:56:58.219 --> 00:56:59.719 all the time. It's okay. You can forget things. 00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:03.500 I don't know. They're all kind of weird. I don't 00:57:03.500 --> 00:57:07.360 think any of them really work. I do think that 00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.760 heartburn is indicative of you having a baby 00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:12.500 with a full head of hair, though. Because that 00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:14.400 happened to me the first time. I had a wicked 00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:16.940 heartburn, and then Jack was born with a full 00:57:16.940 --> 00:57:21.360 head of hair. Really? Mm -hmm. And not like some 00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:23.539 babies lose their hair. Like they're born with 00:57:23.539 --> 00:57:24.900 hair, and then they lose it, and it grows back. 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:27.780 He never lost his hair. Really? Mm -hmm. Yeah. 00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:29.980 And I think that's why my heartburn was so bad. 00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:33.500 I'm convinced. You're probably right. I believe 00:57:33.500 --> 00:57:38.599 that. 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