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Hello, listener, and welcome to Chronically Low

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Competence, an audio -only Let's Play podcast.

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I'm your host, Dan. Welcome back. Thanks for

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joining me again. This time, we're going to be

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picking up right where we left off with Superhot

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VR, which, as you may recall, was me frantically

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grabbing a pyramid as a helicopter came careening

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toward me. So we're going to find out what happened

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next there. Before we dive in, though, real quick,

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listening back to the last episode, I am now

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very self -conscious about the little, eh. noise

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I apparently make when throwing things in VR.

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I really hope I don't do that in real life. That

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is a new anxiety that is unlocked. Thank you

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very much, podcasting. Setting that aside, I

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think without any further ado, let's just dive

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right back in. So here is Superhot VR. Hardware

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error rebooting. I guess that was the end of

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that segment. There's a I'm back in the menu

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I don't I don't know who this nerd is. I don't

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know who this nerd is. So super hot disc C

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let's insert that All the way in loading loading

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And put on the headset. Here we go. Back in.

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White space. There's a knife this time. Knife.

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Oh, that guy's got a shotgun. So, I'm in an alleyway.

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There are three men here. One very close with

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a shotgun. Two far away behind cars. There's

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a shotgun to my left. A couple bottles as well.

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I'm gonna throw this knife. Throw. Got him. Let's

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grab this shotgun. And his. Block. And then bring

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around, and we'll just do a double fire. Like

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that. Wow, the shotgun really advances time.

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But I did just kill all three in one shot. Or

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two shots. One on each hand. I'm going to throw

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a shotgun. Throw a pistol, just in case. Never

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know. And grab the pyramid. Okay. Another alleyway.

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Guy with a knife in front of me. Guy with an

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Uzi on a fire escape. Car behind me. Guy with

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nothing to my far right. Let's punch. Grab knife.

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Throw knife. Dodge bullet. Throw bottle. Yeah,

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looks like bottle will work. Guy on the right

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fired, but I think I can handle him. Damn. You

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ever have that feeling where you're not sure

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if you're awake or still dreaming? I was wrong

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about the one on the left. He didn't die. All

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right. So knife. Throw a shotgun guy. Grab shotgun.

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Grab shotgun. Aim. Dock. Fire. That's so cool.

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Yeah. That's awesome. All right. Grab the pyramid.

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Okay. Bottle. Throw. Knife. Just let time advance

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a little bit. And... Throw. Crouch. Bottle. Okay,

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looks like the knife got the guy with the gun.

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So that's good. Let's... I'm going to advance

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time a little bit and grab this gun out of the

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air because I want it. We're going to block these

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bullets. Block. And block. And throw bottle.

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Block bullets. The bottle's going to miss, but

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I've got the gun now, so let's pop. Got it. Tricky.

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Pyramid. Okay, guy in front of me with a shotgun.

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I'm in a hallway. Guy with a shotgun to my left.

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I'm actually on a balcony, it looks like. Well,

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what? I'll take that shotgun, thank you. I'm

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gonna pop your buddy back here. Boom. And you.

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Boom. Is that it? Oh, there's a third guy coming

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around the corner. Oh, shotguns only have two

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rounds. Well, I can throw it. Pop. Got him. Special

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delivery is the stage. I'm in an alley. There's

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a car in front of me with the trunk open. Guy

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with an axe running toward me. Pistol dropping

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down in front of me. Two more guys in the distance.

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One with an Uzi. One with a shotgun. I think,

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actually, we fire at Uzi guy. And then at shotgun

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guy. I imagine that right now you're feeling

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a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole?

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Nope, that was the wrong choice. Axe guy did

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get me in time. All right, knife. Throw a shotgun.

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Grab shotgun. Oh, I think I missed with the knife.

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Okay, so shotgun. Nope. Right now, we're inside

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a computer program. Try that again. Nice. Throw.

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There we go. Grab both shotguns. Duck a little

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bit. Aim and fire. Got him. Pyramid. Okay. Bottle

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to guy with knife. Grab knife. Throw at guy with

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gun. I think that missed. Bottle. Bottle. Dodge

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bullet. Throw bottle. Oh, I missed again. Uh,

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that's not good. Uh, okay. Can I? Yep, I can.

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Grab bullets. Take that. Throw. Can I throw a

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bullet? No. I can't throw a bullet. But I can

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grab gun. Shoot left. Nope. Like a splinter in

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your mind. That was not right. Okay. Knife. Throw

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at guy with shotgun. Grab shotgun. Grab shotgun.

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Aim. Duck. What? Got him. All right. Bottle.

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Actually, can I just punch this guy? Pop. Yep.

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Punch guy with knife. Grab knife. Let's throw

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bottle and throw knife. That may not have worked

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out. Let's see. Left guy just firing at me. Yep,

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I am definitely gonna die. Okay, bottle. Let's

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see if I can kill this guy with the handgun.

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Okay, that's gonna hit. Got me. Nice. Probe.

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Shotgun, shotgun. Boom. And fire. Looks like

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I need to do another shot. Pop. There we go.

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Can I bring a pistol with me? No, I cannot. Okay.

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So, bottle, throw. Nope. Fear, doubt, and disbelief.

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Free your mind. Alright. I'll be back when I

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figure this out. Ignorance is bliss. Okay, I

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think this might be a good run. Killed the first

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guy with the knife. Killed the second guy with

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the handgun with the knife. Pick up a bottle.

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Now I just got the Uzi guy. Can I get this gun?

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Can I get this gun? Got it! Okay, now I can bring

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it up around. I'm gonna aim. He's aiming right

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at me. Shit. Okay, I'm going to lean to the right

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and fire. Yes! Got him. Alright. We're back,

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baby. Grab the pyramid. Okay, guy in front of

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me with the shotgun. Let's take that. Aim around

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him. Fire shotgun. Punch him in the gut. And

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again in the arm. Kill his buddy on the right.

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There we go. Grab pyramid. Special delivery.

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Grab the gun out of the air. It's gotta be this

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guy with the axe first. Pop. Grab his axe. Other

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buddy fired. But this one hasn't yet. Let's kill

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the one. This is the, uh, I should mention, this

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is the alley with the open car and the axe. Three

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guys. Two of them with guns. I am going to shoot

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the one on the right. Yep. Duck. All of their

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gunfire. Yeah, looks like that'll work. And then

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shoot the one on the left. Might have missed.

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Let's see. Yep. Nope, got him. Grabbed the pyramid.

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Okay, I'm in a room. Fluorescent lights. Three

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men with guns in front of me. Bunch of dead bodies

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in front of me as well. I don't see any weaponry.

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One of them's running towards me. Dodge bullet.

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Dodge bullet. Dodge bullet. Okay. Alright. We're

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gonna matrix time this, I guess. I'm gonna duck

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there. Grab the front one's gun. Ooh. Those bullets

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went right over my head. He's no longer a threat,

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so I'm actually gonna shoot the one on the left.

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Nope. I may have to. cut some of this and come

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back we'll see knife to the dome grab both shotguns

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aim and fire hey achievement unlocked bloody

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mess and i see a shotgun on a post -it note fall

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in front of me all right first of all okay bottle

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nope oh he missed the guy with the knife missed

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can i grab his knife pop nope Nope. Do you believe

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that my being stronger or faster has anything

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to do with my muscles in this place? Knife to

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shotgun. Shotgun. Fire. Maybe do an extra shot

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to be safe. Done. Okay. Now, bottle. Grab knife.

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Throw knife. Grab bottle. Grab bottle. There

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we go. Guy with Uzi on balcony. We're going to

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try the same trick again. Grab the gun. Bring

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it to bear. And... Fire. Got him. Pyramid. Okay,

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this is... Oh, this is... I'm going to take this

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dude's shotgun. Fire it at his buddy. Punch him.

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Buddy comes around on the left and... Boom! Done.

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Crap. Okay. Alleyway. Axe and the two gun guys.

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Grab a pistol. Blow away axe guy. Grab his axe.

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Blow away shotgun guy. Dodge a little. And fire.

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Oh, I missed. Okay. Another shot. That hit. Got

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him. Alright. Three guys in the room with dead

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bodies again. Bullet time. Boom. Time. Time.

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Okay. I think I can step right to dodge those.

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Yep. Advance time a little bit. Let's swing left.

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Yep. That ducks that guy. And that one. Looks

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like I can step right to dodge these shots. Grab

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gun. Oops. Did not mean to fire that. Let's block.

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And block. And fire. Duck. Yep, that worked.

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Transferred hands. Oh, shit. The guy in the front.

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Damn, the guy in the front punched me. Then hit

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me, if you can. Forgot he wasn't dead. Knife.

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Throw. Shotgun. Shotgun. Boom. Grab. Bottle.

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Can I just take this guy's knife? Yep, sure can.

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Alright. Bottle. Knife. Nope, those missed. Grab

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your bullet? Nope, I guess not. Okay. This is

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gonna be hard. Okay. Bottle. Dodge bullets. Whoa.

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Block. Okay. Grab bullet. Throw bullets. Yep.

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Looks like I can throw bullets, actually. Grab

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gun. Aim. And fire. Got him. Pyramid. Okay. Two

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guys with shotguns. Take your shotgun. Shoot

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your friend. Punch you a couple of times. And

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boom. Easy. All right. Alleyway. Gun. Axe guy.

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Grab axe. Shotgun guy. And pistol guy. Whoa!

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That guy shot his shotgun, but I avoided it narrowly.

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Got him! Alright, up here. Three guys with guns.

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Is there... Wait, I can grab the bullets, I think.

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Slowly advance time. Dayfire. I'm going to dodge

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to the side. Reach out. Grab. Grab. Yep. Got

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that. Throw. I said throw. I said throw. Whoa.

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Okay. I guess that doesn't work all the time.

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I'm going to take this guy's gun. Shoot him.

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Dodge his buddies. Shoot one. Dodge again. Shoot

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two. Whew. I think I tried to make that one more

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complicated than it had to be. All right, we're

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back in the void. Pistol and go. Okay, on a rooftop.

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No, cemetery, I think. Guy standing in front

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of me in front of a grave. Can't, he doesn't

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see me. I don't see any others around me. Let's

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just pop this guy. Oh, that was easy. Okay, behind

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a gravestone. Two Uzis and a briefcase. Ooh,

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a guy with a shotgun. Let's just get behind some

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cover and pop up. Got him. Any others? I don't

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see... Oh, there's another one to the right.

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Ooh, and the left. Let's spray that guy. Drop

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this Uzi. Grab this shotgun. Boom. Take the guy

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on the right. There's one left coming around

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the gravestone. Pop. That did it. That one's

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not too bad. Pyramid. Last words. Okay, I'm in

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front of a cathedral. There are three guys with

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shotguns. Really? And no weaponry. I don't think

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the same trick's gonna work this time. Let me

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think about this. I was just back there. Not

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too bright, though. Yeah, they shot me. But I

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know where I was, so I think I can pass along

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a weapon. In fact, maybe I can even pass along

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from here if I'm slow enough. Okay, grab Uzis.

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Got those two. Grab a shotty. One on the right.

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Got him. There'll be one more on the left. There

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he is. Shoot him. Got him. All right. Now, I

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want to throw this shotgun and this Uzi. God

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damn it. The throwing did not work. The throwing

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did not work. These guys are going to shoot me.

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There's one shot. it's pretty clustered can i

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dodge it yeah okay okay dodged hey the pyramid

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appeared i only had to dodge what are you waiting

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for you're faster than this what uh so they they

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still shot even with the pyramid invisible let's

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try that again all right guy in front of grave

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what that bam get rid of him Pyramid. Grab Uzi

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and spray. And spray. Oh, they're all coming

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from the right this time. It's a little different.

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Interesting. Drop two shotguns. Let's try again.

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Get these. No. Up there. Go. Alright. Last words,

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but my shotgun's coming. My shotgun's coming.

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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come

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here. Come here. Yes. Got the shotgun. Bring

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it around. Ooh, duck. I think I dodged. Boom.

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Got one. Ground's grounded. And we're out. Nope.

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Wasn't out. Shot me again. These human beings

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define their reality through misery and suffering.

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Man. Punch, and throw, and grab, and Uzis, shoot.

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Another one to the left, shoot. Another one to

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the right, shoot. Shoot. There we go, got both

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of them. Okay, now, I want this shotgun to be

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over there. And grab. Oh man, the shotgun broke.

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Okay, guess we're dodging them. Uh, big spray

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is, I think, just down? Yep, that worked. Can

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I please grab the pyramid? Yes! Hey, alright,

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I've appeared on a balcony behind those guys

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with two Uzis. Whoops, didn't mean to fire that,

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but that's alright. Got one of them. Nope, got

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two of them. This Uzi's empty. I got a pistol

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here. Just have to be a little more accurate.

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There. Got him. Pyramid. Okay. Over and out is

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the name of this one. I am now off to the side.

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I've got a trunk full of guns in front of me.

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Shotgun, pistol, two Uzis. I see three guys coming

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at me with guns. Let's do pistol and Uzi. I think

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pistol for... the guy on the left yeah i think

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uzi oh there's two on the right uzi on the right

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got one there's a guy on a balcony let's try

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to him and dodge super got him moving on back

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in the white void there is a hole punch yeah

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a hole punch made out of crystal in front of

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me um okay sure why not grab okay i'm in an office

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at a desk there's a guy with a gun in front of

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me i have a hole punch throw oh well he blew

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that out of the air but there's a gun here in

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the drawer next to me and i bet i can take his

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if i duck and i'm careful Got it. Pop. Sucker.

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Oh, there are two more coming. One with a gun.

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Let's aim for him. And him. Got him. Nice. Pyramid.

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Take a peek. There's a door in front of me. I'm

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in a small room. It's opening. There's an ashtray

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here next to me. Oh, guy with a gun coming through

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the door. Throw it. Nope. You're empty. Oh, didn't

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mean to throw that that way. Got him. All right.

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Take a peek. Take a peek. Ashtray. Throw. Oh,

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dodge. Nope. Didn't quite dodge. That is the

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sound of inevitability. Okay. Hole punch. Throw.

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Got him that time. Grab gun out of air. Run out

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of desk. Shoot. Block a bullet. Shoot the other

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one. Got him. Okay. I wonder. Oh, I see. I see

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where I spawn next time. Can I throw these guns

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over there? Gun. And gun. And grab. And guns.

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Are you here? No. didn't make it damn it it is

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the sound of your death this guy coming out the

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door is really getting me okay take a peek this

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time let's just as the door opens Let's just

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reach out. Let's just reach out. And... Nope.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is

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no turning back. Couldn't quite get to his gun

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in time. Okay, throw. Hole punch. Grab guns.

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Aim at the guys on the right. Right. That should

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do. Can I throw these guns? Over there, please.

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Okay. Ashtray. Throw. Duck. Nope, missed. Grab

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gun. Yep, that'll work. Okay, looks like there's

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just two. One and two. Oop, there's a third guy

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behind him. Down the hall. Ah, he blocked his...

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The dying one blocked my shot. Let's try again.

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Yeah, that should do it. Advance time. Got him.

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Oof, made it. Wrong floor. Oh, yep. This does

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seem like the wrong floor. I'm in an elevator.

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There's a guy with a gun and oh, two guys with

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guns. Let's grab those. You guys should not have

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these. They are dangerous. And then bam, bam.

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Got him. That was a lot of fun. I like that stage.

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Grab the pyramid. Okay. Elevator doors are opening.

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I've got ninja stars here. Grab a couple ninja

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stars. Guy's shooting at me. Let's ninja. Nope,

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that's gonna miss. Ninja. Ninja star. I'm dodging

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a lot of bullets. There's three guys here, it

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looks like, with Uzis. They're firing a lot.

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I've got ninja stars. Seems to be working, actually.

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I think I took two of them. Oh, missed that one.

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Grab this ninja star and throw boo booze. All

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right. Let's see if we can get this last guy

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done Guns are way better than ninja stars Crash

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the party. Okay. I'm at a dinner table. There's

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a guy to my left and a shotgun Throw the cup

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at him grab the shotgun guy coming around to

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my right boom guy across from me Super Hulk.

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Yeah. And that's it for that section. Computer

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screen says, you are dedicated. And, um... I

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don't see another disc. Wait, reach inside. Okay,

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so I'm back in that room, right? One of the computers

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says reach inside, and a floppy disc just came

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out of the monitor of one of them. It's totally

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white. unlabeled put it in see what we got i

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think that actually so this is as this is loading

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i think this is where we leave off for today

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And that's how we close out the first day of

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gameplay. Things are going to get a lot weirder

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from here, so I hope that you'll join me for

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the rest of it. Please rate and review basically

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anywhere you can. I really, really appreciate

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it. And as always, you can check the episode

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details for ways to get in touch with me. Thanks

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again for joining me, and I hope that I see you

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next time.