WEBVTT 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:15.960 Hello listeners, and welcome to the inaugural 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:18.960 episode of Chronically Low Competence. This is 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:21.579 my new audio -only Let's Play podcast. I'm your 00:00:21.579 --> 00:00:24.359 host, Dan. If you're coming here because you're 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:26.420 already familiar with me from the Super Switch 00:00:26.420 --> 00:00:29.460 Club or the Pass Along podcast, welcome. Thank 00:00:29.460 --> 00:00:31.300 you very much for your support. It really means 00:00:31.300 --> 00:00:33.659 a lot to me. If you're here because the algorithm 00:00:33.659 --> 00:00:36.140 somehow pushed me into your face and you were 00:00:36.140 --> 00:00:38.740 like, hey, that seems interesting, well, an extra 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:41.359 special welcome to you. I really hope that you 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:43.979 enjoy what you hear today. Now, I thought long 00:00:43.979 --> 00:00:46.939 and hard about what to do for the first season 00:00:46.939 --> 00:00:49.179 of this podcast. I could have gone a familiar 00:00:49.179 --> 00:00:52.500 route, you know, played some retro game, used 00:00:52.500 --> 00:00:54.939 the setup and mic that I'm already comfortable 00:00:54.939 --> 00:00:57.479 with and know how it's going to turn out. But 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.219 you saw the name of this episode, you know that's 00:01:00.219 --> 00:01:02.500 not where we ended up. Instead, I thought it 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:05.260 would be a great idea to do the single most taxing 00:01:05.260 --> 00:01:07.900 thing that I can on my laptop, which is play 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:11.019 a VR game, and also record it at the same time. 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:14.959 And also, who knows what quality the mic on the 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:17.959 headset is? I certainly didn't going into this. 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:22.739 So, yeah, a lot of really quality choices made 00:01:22.739 --> 00:01:25.319 just right off the bat here. You're just going 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:26.939 to have to listen to see how it all panned out, 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:29.980 though. I should also mention that this is a 00:01:29.980 --> 00:01:32.939 VR game and I am not a young man, which means 00:01:32.939 --> 00:01:35.359 there's probably going to be some grunts and 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:41.340 groans and gasps. pops and creaks uh etc i apologize 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:45.620 in advance okay so without any further ado here 00:01:45.620 --> 00:01:52.519 is super hot vr all right hacker voice i'm in 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:58.019 i am standing in a huge limitless white space 00:01:58.019 --> 00:02:02.680 uh there is a pistol looks like it's made out 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:06.180 of black crystal floating in front of me so i 00:02:06.180 --> 00:02:10.300 reach out And I take it. So now I am standing 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:13.780 in an industrial facility, standing on a grate 00:02:13.780 --> 00:02:16.860 mesh floor. There's pipes and barrels. And a 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:20.340 man made out of red crystal is standing right 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:23.639 in front of me. Nothing seems to be happening, 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:29.819 so I think I just dome him. Time moves when you 00:02:29.819 --> 00:02:34.539 move. So waving my hand, I can see his body fall 00:02:34.539 --> 00:02:44.219 down into the distance. Reach out. Grab the pyramid. 00:02:45.819 --> 00:02:49.259 Back in the white space, there's another red 00:02:49.259 --> 00:02:51.819 dude right in front of me. I think I'd just punch 00:02:51.819 --> 00:02:56.620 him. Punch through. Now there's two more of them. 00:02:56.680 --> 00:02:59.460 I'm surrounded by a fence. They're both running 00:02:59.460 --> 00:03:02.120 towards me, fists up. Looks like the one on the 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:04.439 left is coming in a little closer. His arm's 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:08.080 already up swinging, so I think we let him miss. 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:11.719 And then tap him in the elbow. Again in the chest. 00:03:12.139 --> 00:03:15.840 His buddy's up close now. Backhand. And then 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:20.020 another hit. Down he goes. And another pyramid 00:03:20.020 --> 00:03:24.639 appears. Says to grab it. Grab it. Last round. 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:28.000 I'm in a hallway. There's three of them. Directly 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.620 in front of me. All facing away. Don't see anything 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:33.400 nearby. Start moving my arms. Let's do a little 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:37.240 Bruce Lee to get him moving. My last name is 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:40.479 Lee. Bruce Lee. I was born in San Francisco in 00:03:40.479 --> 00:03:43.039 1940. There's one right up close. Give him a 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.699 shot to the face. Head explodes. Next guy's coming 00:03:46.699 --> 00:03:50.860 in. His arms coming forward. Tap to the elbow. 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:55.259 And then to the chest. Third guy's coming in. 00:03:55.780 --> 00:04:03.080 Tap his hand. And he's down. And now, back in 00:04:03.080 --> 00:04:06.340 the white space, there is a very old -looking 00:04:06.340 --> 00:04:08.479 cell phone floating in front of me, again made 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:13.300 out of black crystal. Move your body. I'm now 00:04:13.300 --> 00:04:16.319 in a hallway. There's a man, red crystal, pointing 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:20.300 a gun at me. I shift. He starts running forward. 00:04:22.220 --> 00:04:25.560 Fires his gun, but I can slow time enough to 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:31.660 dodge it. He's still coming closer. Dodge that 00:04:31.660 --> 00:04:35.920 one too. Still coming closer. Reach out and take 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:40.519 his gun. Empty your mind. Looks like that was 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:42.639 a failure though. Gotta do it again. Move your 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:47.259 bot. Duck it. Okay. Lead him over to the right. 00:04:51.220 --> 00:04:56.620 There we go. Hit him. And he's down. Back in 00:04:56.620 --> 00:04:59.459 the white space now there is a shuriken floating 00:04:59.459 --> 00:05:02.420 in front of me. Grab that. We've got two guys. 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:05.860 Hard catch. And a wall of shuriken to my right. 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:07.980 They're both running at me from a distance. Let's 00:05:07.980 --> 00:05:09.699 grab another shuriken. Third guy comes around 00:05:09.699 --> 00:05:11.379 the corner. Throw it in the one in front of me. 00:05:11.459 --> 00:05:14.139 He's down. Aim for the second one. Looks like 00:05:14.139 --> 00:05:16.860 I'm going to miss that. Yep. Try again. There 00:05:16.860 --> 00:05:20.319 we go. Got him. Now the guy in the back. See 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:23.199 if we can hit him at a distance. That's not going 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:27.420 to work right now. Nope. One more. He's coming 00:05:27.420 --> 00:05:30.129 straight towards me. Maybe just... Straight ahead 00:05:30.129 --> 00:05:38.670 into his face. Yeah. Gun floating in front of 00:05:38.670 --> 00:05:41.870 me again. Looks like we've got a guy straight 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:43.230 ahead of me. He's got a gun. There's another 00:05:43.230 --> 00:05:46.089 two to my right. I think we shoot the one in 00:05:46.089 --> 00:05:49.649 front of me. Throws his gun at me. So now I've 00:05:49.649 --> 00:05:53.009 got two. Bring one over. Second guy. Third guy. 00:05:54.050 --> 00:06:00.730 Done. Easy enough. Hands up. There's three of 00:06:00.730 --> 00:06:03.129 them. One's very close. Let's hit him in the 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:06.290 dome. Looks like the other guy on the stairs 00:06:06.290 --> 00:06:08.569 is going to get to me first. Let's tap him in 00:06:08.569 --> 00:06:11.490 the hand and the shoulder. Another guy coming 00:06:11.490 --> 00:06:19.449 in. Done. Easy. Your flight is cancelled, it 00:06:19.449 --> 00:06:22.069 says. I'm in an airport. I have a guy with a 00:06:22.069 --> 00:06:23.970 gun directly in front of me. Two more. One to 00:06:23.970 --> 00:06:25.389 the left, one to the right, running towards me. 00:06:25.689 --> 00:06:28.089 Got a bottle, two bottles, and an ashtray here. 00:06:28.730 --> 00:06:35.829 Dodge the bullet. Throw the bottle. Got the guy 00:06:35.829 --> 00:06:37.529 in front of me with the bottle. Looks like I 00:06:37.529 --> 00:06:39.870 lost the gun, though. Aim for his buddy over 00:06:39.870 --> 00:06:45.610 here to the left. And looks like I got him. Ashtray 00:06:45.610 --> 00:06:48.350 to the right. That's going to miss, but we've 00:06:48.350 --> 00:06:50.050 got another one. Wait for him to come around 00:06:50.050 --> 00:06:53.430 the corner. Looks like this is the only one left. 00:06:54.170 --> 00:06:58.439 Ha! Missed. I guess we're going to do this the 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:04.360 old -fashioned way. Come on, buddy. Bop. And 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:10.800 we're done. Concrete security. I'm right behind 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:14.899 a console. There's two running towards me and 00:07:14.899 --> 00:07:16.620 a third with a gun in the back. He just fired 00:07:16.620 --> 00:07:22.029 it. Dodge the bullet. Throw this... Calculator 00:07:22.029 --> 00:07:25.110 at the closer guy. He's done. Oh, another bullet. 00:07:26.930 --> 00:07:30.769 Third bullet, but I now throw this cup at him. 00:07:32.689 --> 00:07:35.730 Looks like I missed. Can I grab this bullet? 00:07:36.110 --> 00:07:45.089 Nope, but I missed. This guy's tough. Do you 00:07:45.089 --> 00:07:49.949 have more rounds? Yep. Take his gun. And we got 00:07:49.949 --> 00:07:54.100 it. Easy enough. Time to pay. Guy reaching for 00:07:54.100 --> 00:07:59.160 the gun directly in front of me. Got it. Looks 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:01.379 like I need to try again. Give it a try and I'm 00:08:01.379 --> 00:08:03.879 back to that first scenario where I picked up 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:05.879 the gun. Guy directly in front of me. Let's shoot 00:08:05.879 --> 00:08:10.959 him. Grab his gun. Number two. And number three. 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:17.120 Done. Hands up. We're on the stairs again. Two 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:19.759 in front of me. One to the right. Front of me 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:23.100 is down. Get in position. Tap the second guy. 00:08:23.339 --> 00:08:26.660 Twice. Third guy is coming in. Give him a double 00:08:26.660 --> 00:08:31.660 hit and we're good. Your flight is cancelled. 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:34.460 We're back to this one. Bottle. Bottle. There 00:08:34.460 --> 00:08:39.480 we go. Dodge the bullet. Throw the bottle. Second 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:41.980 bottle over to the right. This time I got the 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:44.179 gun. Bottle to the right. Or bottle to the left 00:08:44.179 --> 00:08:48.129 actually. Shoot to the right. Camera to the left. 00:08:48.129 --> 00:08:50.029 I missed the first time. That's still missed. 00:08:50.350 --> 00:08:56.590 But we've got a gun. Takes care of that. Concrete 00:08:56.590 --> 00:09:01.789 security. Okay, cup to the right. Block a bullet 00:09:01.789 --> 00:09:06.669 with a calculator. Ashtray to the right. Block 00:09:06.669 --> 00:09:09.850 another bullet. Dodge the third. Got a calculator. 00:09:13.250 --> 00:09:18.190 Aim carefully. Throw. Advance time, and boom, 00:09:18.350 --> 00:09:26.409 got it. Time to pay. Got the guy directly in 00:09:26.409 --> 00:09:28.190 front of me with the gun. There's a guy to my 00:09:28.190 --> 00:09:32.230 left running for a gun. Let's take him. There's 00:09:32.230 --> 00:09:36.409 a third who just fired. Let's dodge that. Aim 00:09:36.409 --> 00:09:41.669 for him. Nope, missed. Another shot. Missed again. 00:09:42.870 --> 00:09:47.679 Dodging his bullets. Third shot. Come on. No, 00:09:47.779 --> 00:09:50.179 looks like I'm still going to miss. Can I? Yep, 00:09:50.179 --> 00:09:57.240 I can grab another gun. Fire that. Got him. And 00:09:57.240 --> 00:10:06.779 there we go. So, hopefully that wasn't too confusing 00:10:06.779 --> 00:10:12.429 of a cold open for you folks. I'm playing Superhot 00:10:12.429 --> 00:10:14.769 VR, as you could probably tell from it saying 00:10:14.769 --> 00:10:17.649 Superhot over and over. For those who maybe haven't 00:10:17.649 --> 00:10:19.990 played this game, it's sort of a first -person 00:10:19.990 --> 00:10:23.350 shooter puzzle game. The gimmick is time only 00:10:23.350 --> 00:10:27.350 moves when you move, and so you can move slowly 00:10:27.350 --> 00:10:30.190 to advance time and dodge things like bullets, 00:10:30.370 --> 00:10:34.929 or quickly, such as firing a gun, in order to 00:10:34.929 --> 00:10:37.970 actually take out your opponents. The goal, of 00:10:37.970 --> 00:10:40.149 course, is to take out all the guys around you. 00:10:42.269 --> 00:10:44.309 That was essentially the tutorial that I just 00:10:44.309 --> 00:10:47.509 finished. So now I'm in the menu, which Superhot 00:10:47.509 --> 00:10:50.029 VR does something that a lot of the early wave 00:10:50.029 --> 00:10:53.009 of VR games did, which is it has a skeuomorphic 00:10:53.009 --> 00:10:56.230 menu space that you stand in instead of like 00:10:56.230 --> 00:10:58.409 a screen that floats in front of you that you 00:10:58.409 --> 00:11:01.610 just point at. Instead, I am in an actual room. 00:11:01.649 --> 00:11:04.929 It looks like a closet, but there's like one, 00:11:05.049 --> 00:11:08.779 two, three, four, five, six, seven. old looking 00:11:08.779 --> 00:11:11.559 computers and a bunch of keyboards, four monitors. 00:11:11.899 --> 00:11:14.559 They all show a floppy disk on them being inserted 00:11:14.559 --> 00:11:16.559 into a disk drive. And there's a floppy disk 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:19.480 labeled Super Hot Disk B here in front of me, 00:11:19.539 --> 00:11:22.500 which I can pick up. And this is essentially 00:11:22.500 --> 00:11:25.039 the menu. Like in order to play the game, I pick 00:11:25.039 --> 00:11:29.860 up a disk and I put it in the disk drive like 00:11:29.860 --> 00:11:34.620 that. And it loads. And then there's a VR headset 00:11:34.620 --> 00:11:38.080 floating above me that just turned on. So I can 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:42.220 grab that, lower it onto my head, and we're back 00:11:42.220 --> 00:11:44.600 in the white space. That's essentially the game. 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:46.580 It's a series of levels where I defeat each of 00:11:46.580 --> 00:11:48.139 the guys who come around. We're going to see 00:11:48.139 --> 00:11:51.240 how far we can get and how well it goes. Right 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:52.600 now I've got the gun floating in front of me 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:55.960 again. Let's grab it. Break in is the name of 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:57.480 this stage. There's a guy directly in front of 00:11:57.480 --> 00:12:01.059 me. I don't want to waste this gun, so tap, tap. 00:12:01.820 --> 00:12:06.159 That should take care of him. Yep. Moving on. 00:12:06.700 --> 00:12:09.159 I've got two Uzis in front of me. I see four 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:12.080 guys. Two to my right, two to my left. One coming 00:12:12.080 --> 00:12:13.860 down the stairs with a gun. Let's aim for him. 00:12:14.019 --> 00:12:19.779 And these two on the left first. Pop. Pop. Pop. 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:27.679 Pop. Oh. There we go. Got him. It was a little 00:12:27.679 --> 00:12:31.419 tricky. I had to dodge those bullets. Three in 00:12:31.419 --> 00:12:33.740 front of me. One with a gun. Two with a gun. 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:35.860 One in the back left, one to the far right. Guy 00:12:35.860 --> 00:12:37.639 directly in front of me is very close. Close 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:40.539 enough I can take his gun. Maybe throw this cup 00:12:40.539 --> 00:12:44.159 at him. Ooh, there's a secret guy behind him. 00:12:44.639 --> 00:12:47.200 Four guys, actually. Gonna raise a cup to block 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:50.980 that bullet. Take out this close guy. Ooh, that 00:12:50.980 --> 00:12:55.460 hidden guy had an Uzi. Fired him and duck. Oh, 00:12:55.500 --> 00:12:58.259 there's an Uzi down here under the desk. Let's 00:12:58.259 --> 00:13:07.539 take care of that. And they're down. All right. 00:13:07.700 --> 00:13:10.039 Emergency exit. I'm in a bicycle shop. There's 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:12.480 a gun immediately to my left. I see three guys. 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:16.240 One. Four guys. One with an Uzi. One with a handgun. 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:22.279 Let's take Uzi first. And handgun next. His gun's 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:24.840 coming towards me in the air. Oh, one of the 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:28.600 guys in the back pulled a gun as well. Him. Grab 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:32.500 the fallen gun. And the last guy. Super. Done. 00:13:33.590 --> 00:13:38.250 Easy enough. Back to the white space. I guess 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:40.850 I finished that segment. No problem. Grab the 00:13:40.850 --> 00:13:43.409 gun again. Guy with an Uzi directly in front 00:13:43.409 --> 00:13:47.210 of me. Hallway downstairs. Looks like we're in 00:13:47.210 --> 00:13:49.669 an Asian part of town. I see a Chinese dragon 00:13:49.669 --> 00:13:52.409 in the background of the sculpture. Let's shoot 00:13:52.409 --> 00:13:56.009 this guy in front of me. Grab his Uzi. Guy comes 00:13:56.009 --> 00:13:58.909 around the corner. Two guys. Let's take the one 00:13:58.909 --> 00:14:01.809 with the gun first. And the one on the left. 00:14:02.860 --> 00:14:06.159 Got them both. Advance time. Get into position. 00:14:06.740 --> 00:14:11.000 I can see throwing stars at the other end of 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:13.000 the stage. I'm going to throw these guns over 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:19.000 there. Nope. Broke one of them. Wow. Looks like 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:21.940 that's not going to make it. But I was right. 00:14:22.059 --> 00:14:24.039 I just appeared in that area that I just saw. 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:26.919 I can see my gun falling. So I had the right 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:30.250 instinct. I see two guys, both with Uzis. Three 00:14:30.250 --> 00:14:32.570 guys running towards me, directly in front of 00:14:32.570 --> 00:14:36.129 me. Grab a handgun. Grab a ninja star. I think 00:14:36.129 --> 00:14:40.769 handgun for the far away guy. Pop. And the other 00:14:40.769 --> 00:14:45.649 guy to the left. Pop. Oh, missed. Take another 00:14:45.649 --> 00:14:52.529 shot. And another. And one more at the guy on 00:14:52.529 --> 00:14:59.779 the stairs. Oh. Guess I ran out. Shit. Oh, there's 00:14:59.779 --> 00:15:06.860 an Uzi here. I'll just lean around the corner 00:15:06.860 --> 00:15:14.399 and pop a pop. Got one. Still got my throwing 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:16.759 star. Let's huck that out. Missed with that. 00:15:16.940 --> 00:15:21.120 Try again. And again. Nope. Alright, well, let's 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:25.389 just do the Uzi then. Get him out from behind 00:15:25.389 --> 00:15:28.110 this piece. He's got like a pot in front of me 00:15:28.110 --> 00:15:30.269 that's blocking him. Oh, here he comes. Done. 00:15:34.990 --> 00:15:36.809 Surrounded. I've got two throwing stars falling 00:15:36.809 --> 00:15:40.029 in front of me. I'm on a bridge. I see four guys. 00:15:40.190 --> 00:15:42.149 Two to my left, two to my right. Two of them 00:15:42.149 --> 00:15:44.809 have knives. Let's throwing star the knife guys. 00:15:45.809 --> 00:15:48.990 That'll get me their knives. And then I can cut 00:15:48.990 --> 00:15:51.350 the one on the right and the one on the left. 00:15:54.479 --> 00:15:57.139 Pretty good. Just throw these knives up just 00:15:57.139 --> 00:16:00.139 in case. Nope, not in the same spot. Guy in front 00:16:00.139 --> 00:16:03.899 of me trying to punch. Looks like there's an 00:16:03.899 --> 00:16:06.259 Uzi here. Let's grab that. And a throwing star 00:16:06.259 --> 00:16:10.480 just to be safe. I see three more coming to my 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:14.120 left. Two of them have guns. Let's take one. 00:16:14.960 --> 00:16:22.580 Nope. Missed. And again. There we go. Uzi's out. 00:16:24.679 --> 00:16:29.279 Let's do a throwing star at this one. I can block 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:33.799 the bullets with a gun. That's helpful. Throwing 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:36.340 star. Ooh, that guy's got a shotgun. Throwing 00:16:36.340 --> 00:16:40.980 star. Ah! Shotgun move really fast. You got me. 00:16:41.620 --> 00:16:46.419 Back to the void. Back to the handgun. Alright, 00:16:46.580 --> 00:16:49.179 guy directly in front of me. Back in the alleyway 00:16:49.179 --> 00:16:51.820 at the top of the stairs. Let's shoot him. Uzi 00:16:51.820 --> 00:16:56.500 drops. Grab it. Guy on the left. Guy on the right. 00:16:58.059 --> 00:17:04.240 There we go. Alright. Back to that area with 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:07.259 pots and the three guys. Let's go. Handgun and 00:17:07.259 --> 00:17:15.579 Uzi. Bring them around. And fire. Got both of 00:17:15.579 --> 00:17:18.160 them. That was perfect. Third guy to my right. 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:22.279 Just do a little handgun. Well, couldn't quite 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:24.019 get around the geometry of the pipes. Let's wait 00:17:24.019 --> 00:17:25.779 for him to get a little closer. Come a little 00:17:25.779 --> 00:17:31.799 closer. There he is. Pop. Done. Let's see. I 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:34.700 think I appeared on the bridge last time. Let's 00:17:34.700 --> 00:17:38.339 see if I can get these guns over there. And these 00:17:38.339 --> 00:17:43.279 throwing stars, too. Pop. All right. We got two 00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:45.920 throwing stars coming this way. I'm on the bridge 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:47.680 again. Four guys. Two on the left, two on the 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:51.430 right. Let's grab my throwing stars. Ha! The 00:17:51.430 --> 00:17:53.390 throwing stars I threw last round killed the 00:17:53.390 --> 00:17:55.549 two on the right for me. So we can focus entirely 00:17:55.549 --> 00:18:03.849 on the left. Throw. Throw. Grab a knife. I don't 00:18:03.849 --> 00:18:07.970 know. Where did I appear next last time? I think 00:18:07.970 --> 00:18:14.150 maybe up there? I can see a balcony with a bunch 00:18:14.150 --> 00:18:16.990 of throwing stars. Let's throw this knife up 00:18:16.990 --> 00:18:22.890 there as well. Grab it. Was I right? I do see 00:18:22.890 --> 00:18:25.970 the knife, but I didn't throw it far enough. 00:18:26.230 --> 00:18:29.089 Guy in front of me. Pop. Give him the old double 00:18:29.089 --> 00:18:33.789 hand Bruce Lee punch. Grab the Uzis. Looks like 00:18:33.789 --> 00:18:36.269 there's a third Uzi. That'll be helpful. Bring 00:18:36.269 --> 00:18:43.369 him around. Let's aim for this guy. Okay, got 00:18:43.369 --> 00:18:46.809 one. He's fired at me, so I gotta lean a little. 00:18:49.069 --> 00:18:55.990 Two. Three. Oh, shotgun guy. Looks like he got 00:18:55.990 --> 00:18:59.529 a shot off, but I can dodge it. And now we've 00:18:59.529 --> 00:19:01.690 got just the last one in the back with the pistol. 00:19:02.769 --> 00:19:08.369 Spray. And there he goes. Ha ha. That's right. 00:19:08.490 --> 00:19:13.250 Super hot. Oh. All right. Back in the white void. 00:19:13.369 --> 00:19:15.549 Guy directly in front of me. I guess I'll just 00:19:15.549 --> 00:19:21.069 put fists through his face. Bye bye. I am in. 00:19:22.599 --> 00:19:25.319 Some kind of... Oh yeah, I'm in a helicopter. 00:19:25.380 --> 00:19:28.119 I can see the shadow of the blades moving. Punch 00:19:28.119 --> 00:19:30.579 that guy out of the helicopter. Looking down 00:19:30.579 --> 00:19:34.740 at some boxes with pistols on them. Let's grab 00:19:34.740 --> 00:19:38.319 the pyramid. Yep, down at the boxes with pistols. 00:19:38.339 --> 00:19:43.859 I see one, two guys coming. Grab a pistol. Grab 00:19:43.859 --> 00:19:47.119 a pistol. Bring it around. One on the right's 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:50.019 got a gun himself, so let's handle him. Whoa! 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:55.539 Like water. Yep, that was fast. He shot me straight 00:19:55.539 --> 00:19:58.940 in the head. All right, we're back around. Kill 00:19:58.940 --> 00:20:02.099 the guy in the helicopter. Teleport down. Let's 00:20:02.099 --> 00:20:05.759 grab a different gun. A little bit closer. Bring 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:09.000 it around. Since he's already fired, I can get 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.559 out of the line of fire and pop. Got him. Guy 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:14.519 on the left grabbed a gun, but he's not going 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:17.579 to last. I thought he wasn't going to last long 00:20:17.579 --> 00:20:20.349 enough to fire it. I was wrong. So let's block 00:20:20.349 --> 00:20:25.329 his bullet. Bring both guns to bear. Pop. Oh. 00:20:26.529 --> 00:20:29.130 I guess if you fire two guns too close together, 00:20:29.230 --> 00:20:33.269 they hit each other. So we'll use one to block 00:20:33.269 --> 00:20:41.789 his bullets. And one. Oh my god. Alright, one's 00:20:41.789 --> 00:20:46.650 empty. Let's try the other one. Straight in the 00:20:46.650 --> 00:20:49.869 head. Oh. Guy just appeared in the helicopter. 00:20:50.190 --> 00:20:52.789 He wasn't there before. Let's drop these guns. 00:20:54.109 --> 00:20:56.849 Reach over for this one. And grab this one out 00:20:56.849 --> 00:21:01.950 of the air. He just fired at me. Aim and tap. 00:21:04.049 --> 00:21:08.970 Ah, damn it. Shotgun blast got me from that guy 00:21:08.970 --> 00:21:11.109 in the helicopter. So. Now you put water into 00:21:11.109 --> 00:21:13.809 a cup. It becomes the cup. Back around. We're 00:21:13.809 --> 00:21:15.890 in the helicopter. Kill the guy there. Grab the 00:21:15.890 --> 00:21:19.700 pyramid. Pistol on the right. Two guys coming. 00:21:19.779 --> 00:21:21.240 One on the right already has a gun. Let's take 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:24.000 him. And the one on the left who's trying to 00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:27.519 get a gun. Let's take him. Oh, he juked me. But 00:21:27.519 --> 00:21:33.299 I know where he's going. Oh, well. Shit. There 00:21:33.299 --> 00:21:36.859 we go. Buddy up in the helicopter has appeared. 00:21:38.740 --> 00:21:42.640 Just fired. Shit. Okay. That means I can't fire 00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:47.000 because then... His shots. He's firing a shotgun, 00:21:47.140 --> 00:21:48.720 so I don't think I'm going to be able to dodge 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:52.400 it. Let's advance time slowly. I think I can 00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:54.480 block. Yeah, only one of these is going to hit 00:21:54.480 --> 00:22:01.259 me. Let's block that and then fire. I think I 00:22:01.259 --> 00:22:07.059 missed with that one. Duck a little. Block. And 00:22:07.059 --> 00:22:15.269 fire. And... That time his spray didn't get near 00:22:15.269 --> 00:22:18.049 me, so I'm just going to fire again. Oh, well, 00:22:18.049 --> 00:22:23.210 that gun was used up, but I got him. Tricky one. 00:22:25.490 --> 00:22:28.250 It's really cool watching the helicopter blades 00:22:28.250 --> 00:22:31.509 move faster and slower as I move. That's so cool. 00:22:32.390 --> 00:22:35.369 Grab the pyramid. Make them pay. I'm standing 00:22:35.369 --> 00:22:37.829 in what looks like the lobby. I can see the helicopter 00:22:37.829 --> 00:22:40.369 to the right, so we're now inside the building 00:22:40.369 --> 00:22:42.529 we were just outside of. I've got two guns in 00:22:42.529 --> 00:22:45.069 front of me. And a third to the right. I see 00:22:45.069 --> 00:22:47.750 two guys coming. One to my right with an Uzi. 00:22:48.009 --> 00:22:51.430 One to my left coming down the stairs. Oh! And 00:22:51.430 --> 00:22:53.950 a guy on the balcony to my right that I did not 00:22:53.950 --> 00:22:58.849 notice who just shot at me. Let's handle him 00:22:58.849 --> 00:23:01.769 and the one on the right first. Or, yeah, one 00:23:01.769 --> 00:23:06.569 on the right down here first. Pop. Dodge his 00:23:06.569 --> 00:23:10.430 bullet. Guy on the left. Oh, blocked his bullet 00:23:10.430 --> 00:23:16.230 even. Guy on the left. I don't know which of 00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:19.390 those is going to hit him. He's got an Uzi, so 00:23:19.390 --> 00:23:24.769 he's coming. Got him. That was a good shot. Throw 00:23:24.769 --> 00:23:27.990 him up in the air just in case. Grab. Let loose. 00:23:28.049 --> 00:23:32.089 So now I am at that balcony where that guy shot 00:23:32.089 --> 00:23:36.970 at me from before. I got four, five, six Uzis. 00:23:37.650 --> 00:23:40.309 Four guys coming, all with Uzis. One of those. 00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:43.619 Yep, just started firing. Let's grab an Uzi. 00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:48.400 Let's crouch. And let's do just a little spray. 00:23:48.859 --> 00:23:52.839 Got him in the head. Another spray here. Got 00:23:52.839 --> 00:23:57.019 another one. Third spray. Ah! You put water into 00:23:57.019 --> 00:23:59.539 a bottle, it becomes the bottle. His shot hit 00:23:59.539 --> 00:24:03.099 me. Damn. Back to the helicopter. Pop. Kick this 00:24:03.099 --> 00:24:08.380 guy out. Grab the pyramid. Gun to my right. Shoot 00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:11.339 this guy on the right. Shoot this guy on the 00:24:11.339 --> 00:24:18.099 left. And up to the helicopter. And let's just 00:24:18.099 --> 00:24:21.299 let time advance a little bit. Reel forward. 00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:24.859 Duck his shots. And he's down. Now that you know 00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:27.839 the trick, it's a lot easier. Grab the pyramid. 00:24:28.920 --> 00:24:32.799 Make them pay. Alright. Gun to my right. And 00:24:32.799 --> 00:24:36.900 my left. First the balcony guy. And the one on 00:24:36.900 --> 00:24:43.619 the right, just like last time. I think one of 00:24:43.619 --> 00:24:46.380 those is going to miss. Do another shot. Oh, 00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:50.240 no, I guess I did get him. Ah, but he got me. 00:24:50.539 --> 00:24:53.960 You put in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. All 00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:59.119 right, helicopter. Bop. Grab the pyramid. Gun. 00:24:59.819 --> 00:25:11.890 Right. Left. Oh. Left. And helicopter. Ducked 00:25:11.890 --> 00:25:15.789 shots. And let's do one more just for good measure. 00:25:15.869 --> 00:25:18.930 Got him. Grab pyramid. Alright, make them pay 00:25:18.930 --> 00:25:25.170 again. Two handguns. One to the right. Hop. One 00:25:25.170 --> 00:25:29.529 to... That was the balcony, actually. One to 00:25:29.529 --> 00:25:33.250 the right. That should get him. And then over 00:25:33.250 --> 00:25:35.670 here on the left on the stairs, let's just do... 00:25:36.059 --> 00:25:41.259 Uh, there. God, I keep hitting my own bullets. 00:25:42.299 --> 00:25:45.220 Another round. I think that'll get him. Let's 00:25:45.220 --> 00:25:47.740 just real time forward. Yep, got him. All right. 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:53.420 And now, wait a minute. Pistol. Where's the balcony 00:25:53.420 --> 00:25:55.500 that I appeared on? Oh, it's actually directly 00:25:55.500 --> 00:25:57.099 in front of me. It's the one that guy ran down 00:25:57.099 --> 00:26:03.220 from. If I can throw this gun. Nope. I threw 00:26:03.220 --> 00:26:08.160 that gun straight into the ceiling. Let's try 00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:12.460 this one. Alright. Drop the pyramid. Let loose. 00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:14.500 Gun's floating in the air, but it's not going 00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:17.880 to help me. It's too far away. Alright. Uzi. 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:26.500 Spray. Duck. Spray. And third spray. Oop, nope. 00:26:29.079 --> 00:26:31.819 Oop, they're firing at me. Let me drop this Uzi. 00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:37.170 Duck. Grab two more. Let them advance their bullets 00:26:37.170 --> 00:26:39.890 a little bit. Let's block what they're firing. 00:26:40.930 --> 00:26:44.069 It's so cool blocking the bullets. And then... 00:26:44.069 --> 00:26:52.009 Ba -da -da. Ooh. Nope. Ba -da -da. Man, I am 00:26:52.009 --> 00:26:54.170 having a lot of trouble with this one. Okay, 00:26:54.230 --> 00:26:58.930 got one on the left. Let's just block this and 00:26:58.930 --> 00:27:03.329 throw that. Ah! Shot me again. Now water can 00:27:03.329 --> 00:27:09.849 flow or it can crash. Helicopter guy. Bop. And 00:27:09.849 --> 00:27:14.589 reel forward. Pyramid. Gun to the right. Bring 00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:21.910 it up. And pop. And pop. There we go. And on 00:27:21.910 --> 00:27:29.670 top. Pop. Be water, my friend. I got careless. 00:27:29.970 --> 00:27:35.420 I got cocky. All right. Helicopter. Bop. Pyramid. 00:27:35.819 --> 00:27:40.660 Grab. Pistol to the right. Bring it up. Shoot 00:27:40.660 --> 00:27:54.799 right. Shoot left. Shoot helicopter. And he's 00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:59.440 down. Pyramid. Make them pay. Alright. Pistol. 00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:11.380 Pistol. Balcony. And then to my right. And then 00:28:11.380 --> 00:28:20.400 to my left. Pop. And pop. I missed this guy on 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:22.259 the right, actually, somehow, so let's do that 00:28:22.259 --> 00:28:25.779 again. I think that'll work. Yep, got him. Okay. 00:28:26.460 --> 00:28:30.950 Let me think about this. There was a guy behind 00:28:30.950 --> 00:28:33.970 this pillar in front of me. Let's throw a gun 00:28:33.970 --> 00:28:39.809 over there. And grab. Well, I guess there wasn't 00:28:39.809 --> 00:28:43.329 a guy there. Alright. Oh, no, there was. I think 00:28:43.329 --> 00:28:46.990 I killed one with it. Yeah, alright, cool. Oh, 00:28:47.029 --> 00:28:53.069 he didn't die, actually. Alright, spray. Spray. 00:28:54.470 --> 00:29:00.000 Spray. Okay, that's three. Give me another Uzi. 00:29:00.779 --> 00:29:07.940 Use this as a shield. Block. Spray. Got him! 00:29:08.019 --> 00:29:13.460 Haha! Success, finally. Grab the pyramid. Wait 00:29:13.460 --> 00:29:16.119 for it. Okay, now I'm outside on a balcony facing 00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:20.299 the helicopter. I have no... I have no weaponry. 00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:24.460 Oh, the helicopter's coming towards me. Oh. Oh. 00:29:25.019 --> 00:29:35.519 Uh. Uh. It's... Oh! Pyramid appeared. What's 00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:37.980 going to happen? I guess you're just going to 00:29:37.980 --> 00:29:39.900 have to listen to the next episode to find out. 00:29:40.250 --> 00:29:43.150 Until then, please rate and review this podcast 00:29:43.150 --> 00:29:46.730 anywhere you can. 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