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on June 11th. Bethany, your performance today
was great, and I love your outfit. Thanks. I
know. It cost a lot of money. My daddy bought
it for me. Must be nice to have a lot of money.
Yeah, his money does show. Exactly. I'm glad
you see it. Your daddy didn't buy you anything
by the looks of it. She's gonna roll a d20. What?
No. What? She loses an eye? She loses an eye?
It's a worm! Oh my god! She's gonna lose an eye!
And as you hit him, he yells in response. It
was like, ah, and then you see that like shitty
90s movie effect of lightning crackling around
the body And falls to the ground you can knock
over I go I'm tired of these And I just jump
up in the air and just kind of slam down from
an aerial perspective. Yeah, yeah, he's holding
a calculator. You just smash that calculator.
On the ground. You cut right through his spell
book and half falls to the ground. And I gave
him a wedgie too on the way down. That's exciting.
That's at least like 300 gold you cost him if
you broke his spell book. Well, I'm sorry. But
I'm not sorry. Esther you see towards the other
side a human man bare upper torso charging towards
you fists clenched and Just as he's about to
reach you a hand grabs his ankle from the ground
as he drops the Goliath man You spoke to this
morning the tavern leveling the human to the
ground giving you a quick opportunity for a free
attack advantage You open the room with Galleus
and Esther in it and you see them there. It's
a bloody knife on the bed. Yeah, you enter into
the room and you you You see them standing around
there's a knife on the on the bed And you had
also just heard that someone was murdered Okay,
it's on the table They're standing they're both
standing around freaking out about a knife on
the table And then you ought also just come from
the festival grounds where you heard someone
was murdered I say I love you I slap your face.
I slap your face. Ow! I sit down. What was that
for? What the hell, S .D.? That is the least
that I can do after tonight. Wait, listen. I
found the knife. What, do we have to leave it
on the floor? Yes, for the love of Elsir, yes!
Wait, I'll go put it back. You took the knife?
I took the knife! Why would you do that, Ben?
Why would you tell the whole state of the people
who you are? What the hell? Alright, bye. What
are you, a detective? I'm gonna go put the knife
back.