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Are you looking for a new D &D podcast to make

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your obsession? Well, Friends of Morty is a new

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D &D actual play podcast launching, and here's

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a little trailer of what's to come when we launch

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on June 11th. Bethany, your performance today

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was great, and I love your outfit. Thanks. I

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know. It cost a lot of money. My daddy bought

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it for me. Must be nice to have a lot of money.

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Yeah, his money does show. Exactly. I'm glad

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you see it. Your daddy didn't buy you anything

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by the looks of it. She's gonna roll a d20. What?

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No. What? She loses an eye? She loses an eye?

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It's a worm! Oh my god! She's gonna lose an eye!

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And as you hit him, he yells in response. It

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was like, ah, and then you see that like shitty

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90s movie effect of lightning crackling around

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the body And falls to the ground you can knock

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over I go I'm tired of these And I just jump

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up in the air and just kind of slam down from

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an aerial perspective. Yeah, yeah, he's holding

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a calculator. You just smash that calculator.

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On the ground. You cut right through his spell

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book and half falls to the ground. And I gave

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him a wedgie too on the way down. That's exciting.

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That's at least like 300 gold you cost him if

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you broke his spell book. Well, I'm sorry. But

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I'm not sorry. Esther you see towards the other

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side a human man bare upper torso charging towards

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you fists clenched and Just as he's about to

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reach you a hand grabs his ankle from the ground

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as he drops the Goliath man You spoke to this

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morning the tavern leveling the human to the

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ground giving you a quick opportunity for a free

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attack advantage You open the room with Galleus

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and Esther in it and you see them there. It's

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a bloody knife on the bed. Yeah, you enter into

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the room and you you You see them standing around

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there's a knife on the on the bed And you had

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also just heard that someone was murdered Okay,

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it's on the table They're standing they're both

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standing around freaking out about a knife on

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the table And then you ought also just come from

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the festival grounds where you heard someone

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was murdered I say I love you I slap your face.

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I slap your face. Ow! I sit down. What was that

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for? What the hell, S .D.? That is the least

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that I can do after tonight. Wait, listen. I

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found the knife. What, do we have to leave it

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on the floor? Yes, for the love of Elsir, yes!

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Wait, I'll go put it back. You took the knife?

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I took the knife! Why would you do that, Ben?

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Why would you tell the whole state of the people

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who you are? What the hell? Alright, bye. What

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are you, a detective? I'm gonna go put the knife

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back.