WEBVTT 00:00:08.939 --> 00:00:11.580 Hey guys, it's Matt major from growth mode content 00:00:11.580 --> 00:00:16.019 welcome To good news York. I was gonna say what 00:00:16.019 --> 00:00:18.679 day it is. I genuinely don't know what day. Oh, 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:23.000 yeah. I got you feels like I Don't know. I have 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:24.820 nothing funny to say here. That's how fucked 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:28.500 up I am guys. We've got some fun topics to talk 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:32.060 about and Behind the scenes we're trying some 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:35.439 new tech stuff. Yeah. To make the show a little 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:37.200 more efficient and things of that nature. So 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:38.799 I'm kind of excited to see how that goes. Yeah, 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:43.159 we are for episode 90. Made it easier to cut 00:00:43.159 --> 00:00:44.920 clips on the fly. But eventually we're going 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:47.359 to be we're going to be live soon. Do it live. 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:50.200 Fuck it. We'll do it live. Yeah, that's going 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:52.320 to be soon. But we don't really have a set time 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:55.439 on that yet. But that way we can interact, interact. 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:59.020 That sounded dirty. Interact with viewers and 00:00:59.020 --> 00:01:02.299 listeners, which I love that aspect. You know, 00:01:02.299 --> 00:01:04.260 we haven't. We haven't done that. We did it backwards. 00:01:04.379 --> 00:01:07.540 Remember when we started, we were live, and then 00:01:07.540 --> 00:01:09.700 we realized, why the hell are we putting this 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:11.739 much pressure on ourselves when we're still trying 00:01:11.739 --> 00:01:14.939 to build this thing? So we went to recording 00:01:14.939 --> 00:01:18.700 and now we'll be live at some point. What you 00:01:18.700 --> 00:01:20.439 got today, buddy? Well, we got a bunch of different 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:23.340 things, man. So the first thing I want to jump 00:01:23.340 --> 00:01:27.099 into was this video that I discovered a little 00:01:27.099 --> 00:01:31.989 while ago. It's a person on TikTok. And this 00:01:31.989 --> 00:01:35.290 woman and her fiancee husband, I'm not sure, 00:01:36.629 --> 00:01:39.069 are from the UK. You'll clearly hear their accent. 00:01:39.189 --> 00:01:41.870 Love it. They live in the United States now. 00:01:41.870 --> 00:01:44.010 I believe in the Boston area. But they are very 00:01:44.010 --> 00:01:47.049 into traveling and checking out different parts 00:01:47.049 --> 00:01:50.189 of the United States that aren't the most, aren't 00:01:50.189 --> 00:01:53.629 like Disneyland. Right. And I discovered them 00:01:53.629 --> 00:01:56.469 because they recently took a trip to the Adirondacks. 00:01:56.989 --> 00:02:00.430 Oh, I saw this. Yeah, they made a number of videos 00:02:00.430 --> 00:02:03.010 about how great it was and how great the time 00:02:03.010 --> 00:02:07.269 was. And, you know, as Good News York, I couldn't 00:02:07.269 --> 00:02:09.449 think of anything that was more good or more 00:02:09.449 --> 00:02:12.129 positive for our empire state than than somebody 00:02:12.129 --> 00:02:13.889 like this who was coming here and experiencing 00:02:13.889 --> 00:02:17.030 it for the first time. And it's awesome. It's 00:02:17.030 --> 00:02:21.349 it's almost it's almost. It gives them more clout 00:02:21.349 --> 00:02:23.449 that not only are they not from upstate New York, 00:02:23.530 --> 00:02:25.509 but they're from a different country. Because 00:02:25.509 --> 00:02:29.370 I think we are as Americans and upstate New Yorkers, 00:02:29.509 --> 00:02:33.949 we are so bad at appreciating what we have and 00:02:33.949 --> 00:02:36.849 not realizing how good we have it in many ways 00:02:36.849 --> 00:02:39.669 that we won't get into. But so when you hear 00:02:39.669 --> 00:02:41.610 somebody from another country come, especially 00:02:41.610 --> 00:02:43.990 to a place that's not exactly talked about a 00:02:43.990 --> 00:02:45.509 lot like the Adirondacks or upstate New York, 00:02:45.870 --> 00:02:48.509 you're like, oh, wow. You know what? This lady's 00:02:48.509 --> 00:02:52.930 right. Bloody hell, she's right. You know, like 00:02:52.930 --> 00:02:54.990 I said, it just sells the point. I think you're 00:02:54.990 --> 00:02:57.189 absolutely right, buddy. So let's take a look. 00:02:57.449 --> 00:02:59.409 She is now back in Boston in this particular 00:02:59.409 --> 00:03:01.889 video. She's just given a little recap of her 00:03:01.889 --> 00:03:03.770 trip to New York. And she lives in Boston? I 00:03:03.770 --> 00:03:06.330 believe so. I'm not an expert. What's her address? 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:11.699 In Boston, I'm going to do a debrief of my Adirondack 00:03:11.699 --> 00:03:14.099 and Upstate New York trip. Make sure that audio 00:03:14.099 --> 00:03:17.000 button's clicked. I want to say hello to anyone 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:19.000 that's following me now from Upstate New York. 00:03:19.539 --> 00:03:22.699 I have loved how passionate you've been and all 00:03:22.699 --> 00:03:24.900 your feedback, all your help. Welcome, welcome, 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:28.319 welcome. I live in Boston. Just so you know, 00:03:29.039 --> 00:03:31.639 I travel around as much as I possibly can. It's 00:03:31.639 --> 00:03:34.960 a huge passion of mine. And I take you all with 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:49.860 me. And you all seem to love it. This is the 00:03:49.860 --> 00:03:52.560 part that I love people to hear. I'm just entranced 00:03:52.560 --> 00:04:08.620 by her accent. There is beauty in all these places. 00:04:09.099 --> 00:04:11.439 I am so happy with all of my choices. Let's just 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:13.800 stop there Why did I choose upstate New York? 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:16.139 Because I've heard it's beautiful and I live 00:04:16.139 --> 00:04:18.339 in Boston and it was a drivable place that we 00:04:18.339 --> 00:04:21.600 could go to it would feel like a remote type 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:24.639 Trip to the Labor Day weekend. We wanted to take 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:27.399 our dogs and do some nice stuff. We love hikes 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:29.879 We love walking the Adirondacks is obviously 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.439 great for that. Why would you not again? Like 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.120 I said this about Michigan why not why wouldn't 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:38.240 you go there it's absolutely stunning it was 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:40.579 such a beautiful trip another thing that kept 00:04:40.579 --> 00:04:42.779 happening to me is can you pause this for a second 00:04:42.779 --> 00:04:45.240 i've got my itinerary down you've all helped 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:48.420 me with the best place so we're going to watch 00:04:48.420 --> 00:04:50.579 just another minute or so of this because it's 00:04:50.579 --> 00:04:52.459 i just think it's phenomenal again it just speaks 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:55.100 to your point we don't know how good we have 00:04:55.100 --> 00:04:58.199 it here and and when you see someone an outsider's 00:04:58.199 --> 00:05:01.699 perspective Coming here, I just hope this clicks 00:05:01.699 --> 00:05:05.439 for everybody. To me, specifically, the Adirondacks 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:07.540 have always been my favorite place on Earth. 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:10.860 And the fact that we have them for us a little 00:05:10.860 --> 00:05:14.339 over an hour away's drive is everything to me. 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:17.740 But to find a stranger come and discover our 00:05:17.740 --> 00:05:21.480 land is a... It's pretty cool. It dawned on me 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:24.560 how great we have it when my band years ago played 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:28.379 in Mason City, Iowa. OK. And if you don't know 00:05:28.379 --> 00:05:30.920 anything about Iowa other than corn, that's all 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:34.779 you need to know. It was genuinely corn and open 00:05:34.779 --> 00:05:37.100 fields for hundreds and hundreds of miles. When 00:05:37.100 --> 00:05:39.420 we saw a building, we were like civilization. 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.720 So when we got back and like, you know, every 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:44.399 day I take a trip from Ithaca to Syracuse and 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:46.560 back. Sure. We have those beautiful mountains. 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:49.399 You know, fall foliage, you gotta love that. 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:52.740 And it made me realize, like, man, I never realized 00:05:52.740 --> 00:05:56.939 how lucky we are in that aspect. There's one 00:05:56.939 --> 00:05:59.899 other point that I want you to hear from this 00:05:59.899 --> 00:06:01.420 young lady, who, by the way, her name's Juliette, 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:03.360 which is my daughter's name, so it's kind of 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:07.259 like a special place in my heart. But she's gonna 00:06:07.259 --> 00:06:08.800 talk about something else, I think, in just a 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:14.220 moment here that I wanna listen to. I'm definitely 00:06:14.220 --> 00:06:17.139 mistaken because when the comments come pouring 00:06:17.139 --> 00:06:19.980 in, when you'll see my videos, you're recommending 00:06:19.980 --> 00:06:22.339 a million other places that weren't even on the 00:06:22.339 --> 00:06:24.339 map for me and I don't have time for them all. 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:26.420 People get upset because I haven't gone to some 00:06:26.420 --> 00:06:29.040 of the places that will rec - love your recommendations 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.279 and what I do with all the other comments that 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.800 I can't get to is I save them down. Even share 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:35.720 a picture of my - Also, this is just a note for 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:39.180 aspiring content creators. Grab your phone on 00:06:39.180 --> 00:06:41.939 your way to work and make a video. That's all 00:06:41.939 --> 00:06:44.500 it is. That's all it takes. I get a little bit 00:06:44.500 --> 00:06:46.439 annoyed with me because if there's stuff near 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:48.480 me, like I want to get to it. This is what audio 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:50.720 should sound like at AirPods. Ends up happening 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:52.639 is I get really overwhelmed with how amazing 00:06:52.639 --> 00:06:55.139 this country is. And then that just turns from 00:06:55.139 --> 00:06:59.699 anxiety into gratitude. And I end up just feeling 00:06:59.699 --> 00:07:01.680 this was not the part that I was sorry. I thought 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:06.060 it was coming up next. I do a lot of like gratitude 00:07:06.060 --> 00:07:08.600 yaps and stuff like that I'm like extremely grateful 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.220 for my life and the opportunity to live here 00:07:11.220 --> 00:07:13.759 but what I've got access to look at what is available 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:16.600 here even in the places that you don't necessarily 00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:19.939 think are the top top spots for beauty are still 00:07:19.939 --> 00:07:22.420 all right you can uh you can pause this Tani 00:07:22.420 --> 00:07:26.699 um if you want Buddy, just click on her profile 00:07:26.699 --> 00:07:28.740 and if you don't mind scrolling back a little 00:07:28.740 --> 00:07:30.319 bit, she's got a couple other videos she made 00:07:30.319 --> 00:07:33.459 in the Adirondacks and I just think it's great 00:07:33.459 --> 00:07:38.079 because just seeing, again, seeing people discover 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.319 these things and that's just kind of another, 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:43.339 as much as I love New York and I'm an advocate 00:07:43.339 --> 00:07:46.160 for exploring that, explore everywhere. Like 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:49.540 what? As cool as it is to see these things in 00:07:49.540 --> 00:07:59.550 videos. Me? Yeah. We just started the Cobble 00:07:59.550 --> 00:08:01.629 Hill trail. We're going with the dogs. This is 00:08:01.629 --> 00:08:04.329 a very dog friendly hike and Ollie is in shorts. 00:08:04.889 --> 00:08:08.509 You must be freezing your titties off. Titties! 00:08:09.470 --> 00:08:12.810 Arthur's doing this one, slowly but surely. As 00:08:12.810 --> 00:08:18.149 much as I love living in Boston, I love. We don't 00:08:18.149 --> 00:08:20.550 have to go through all these, but I recommend 00:08:20.550 --> 00:08:22.750 you do. We're obviously gonna tag this. She's 00:08:22.750 --> 00:08:24.829 got a number of videos where she shows great 00:08:24.829 --> 00:08:27.829 things in the Adirondacks. And also just in general, 00:08:28.050 --> 00:08:30.730 she's kind of a, I guess you'd say a travel vlogger. 00:08:30.990 --> 00:08:32.929 So there's a lot of other places in the United 00:08:32.929 --> 00:08:35.889 States that she and her fiance are checking out 00:08:35.889 --> 00:08:38.649 and making some cool videos. But the thing that 00:08:38.649 --> 00:08:40.690 I wanted to get to, and I don't, it's in one 00:08:40.690 --> 00:08:43.490 of those videos, she makes a very big point. 00:08:43.710 --> 00:08:47.950 to recognize the gratitude of the upstate New 00:08:47.950 --> 00:08:52.529 Yorkers and how welcoming all of them were to 00:08:52.529 --> 00:08:55.250 her surprise when she visited the Adirondacks. 00:08:55.549 --> 00:08:58.070 Well, you know, if you've ever been to New York 00:08:58.070 --> 00:09:01.269 City, New York is known and it's well documented. 00:09:02.110 --> 00:09:04.830 Everybody's pissed off because everything you 00:09:04.830 --> 00:09:07.470 have to do in New York, that you would do anywhere 00:09:07.470 --> 00:09:09.049 else, you got to add extra 30 minutes. You want 00:09:09.049 --> 00:09:11.190 to go to the grocery store? Well, now you got 00:09:11.190 --> 00:09:14.649 to take a train. And you've also learned, stay 00:09:14.649 --> 00:09:16.509 out of people's business. Just walk straight. 00:09:16.990 --> 00:09:19.509 They don't realize that upstate is a whole different 00:09:19.509 --> 00:09:22.360 lifestyle. You know, here's the thing, people 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:24.360 in the city, I don't even think they're pissed 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:27.779 off, it's just that fast -paced, you know what 00:09:27.779 --> 00:09:30.379 I mean? And a lot of folks aren't even necessarily 00:09:30.379 --> 00:09:34.860 mad or rude in the city, but they're not just 00:09:34.860 --> 00:09:38.399 bubbly and friendly. They gotta catch train. 00:09:38.419 --> 00:09:41.200 When you come upstate, especially to these places 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:44.679 in the Adirondacks that live on tourism and live 00:09:44.679 --> 00:09:47.019 on visitors and things, it's not like New York 00:09:47.019 --> 00:09:50.289 City where all these people are in my way. We 00:09:50.289 --> 00:09:53.629 love you here and we want to help celebrate what's 00:09:53.629 --> 00:09:56.669 beautiful about our area. And nobody wants nobody 00:09:56.669 --> 00:09:58.929 wants to say hello when they're like, I just 00:09:58.929 --> 00:10:00.730 got pissed on by a homeless person. You know 00:10:00.730 --> 00:10:03.509 what I mean? They're in a different world. It's 00:10:03.509 --> 00:10:06.110 what I also love about Julia is not only did 00:10:06.110 --> 00:10:09.860 she choose upstate, she went. upstate because 00:10:09.860 --> 00:10:11.379 you know we've talked about this before people 00:10:11.379 --> 00:10:13.360 down in the city or that don't know anything 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:16.100 about New York they go 40 minutes outside of 00:10:16.100 --> 00:10:17.679 the city and they think they're upstate which 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:21.159 okay technically they are but we know it's it's 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:23.580 uh there's there there's more up here than just 00:10:23.580 --> 00:10:27.580 trees and bears um or there's not like that's 00:10:27.580 --> 00:10:28.899 literally the whole reason you go to the Adirondacks 00:10:28.899 --> 00:10:30.960 sure there's nothing but trees and bears right 00:10:30.960 --> 00:10:33.080 in the Adirondacks yeah that's that's why we 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:36.830 come here so I love it Yeah, great. Check her 00:10:36.830 --> 00:10:39.350 out. Like I said, all of her videos are just 00:10:39.350 --> 00:10:44.190 non -controversial. They're not risque. They're 00:10:44.190 --> 00:10:47.850 just heartwarming and good content. And you know 00:10:47.850 --> 00:10:50.210 what the sad part is? I guarantee there's trolls 00:10:50.210 --> 00:10:52.870 that fuck with her because that's just what people 00:10:52.870 --> 00:10:55.450 do. They take the nice things and they ruin them. 00:10:55.500 --> 00:10:58.700 You know, I love her accent for obvious reasons, 00:10:58.700 --> 00:10:59.899 it's beautiful. I've always loved the British 00:10:59.899 --> 00:11:02.080 accent. I want to ask you something. It's such 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.799 a gift to be in America with somebody like that, 00:11:03.899 --> 00:11:06.159 because we are just instantly enamored. When 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:07.720 we talk about social media, the greatest hooks, 00:11:08.059 --> 00:11:09.659 you get somebody with an accent like that, you're 00:11:09.659 --> 00:11:12.600 instantly like, what's happening? And it's just 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:16.500 the way they talk, where they grew up. You just 00:11:16.500 --> 00:11:21.259 take them more serious. But when my first kid 00:11:21.259 --> 00:11:25.220 was born, my daughter, I said to my wife, I said, 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:29.220 can we just talk to our daughter in a British 00:11:29.220 --> 00:11:34.279 accent and see if she grows up? Now, my wife, 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:37.559 not being any fun, said no. But do you think 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:39.480 that would work? That'd be a great social experience. 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:42.679 But not to the other kid. I would just love to 00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:44.899 see it would take a lot of how two parents could 00:11:44.899 --> 00:11:49.039 commit to that bit and do it justice. You know 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:54.740 what I mean? Like, and then the other kid. Stop 00:11:54.740 --> 00:11:56.139 rolling up and down the stairs. What happens 00:11:56.139 --> 00:11:57.799 when your kid sees you at the store interacting 00:11:57.799 --> 00:11:59.679 with the clerk? You know, like... Yeah, yeah, 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:01.059 that's true. That's what I'm saying. You gotta 00:12:01.059 --> 00:12:02.440 play it up all... You gotta do it with the teachers. 00:12:02.580 --> 00:12:04.480 It would be a very large... Oh, that's right. 00:12:04.500 --> 00:12:06.039 The teachers. You'd have to get them in on it. 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:08.519 It'd be a large commitment. It'd be even better 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:11.360 if you get crazy. So the first kid you do British, 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:14.200 the other kid you do a Southern accent. You could 00:12:14.200 --> 00:12:15.519 just like... Stop rolling up and down stairs! 00:12:15.740 --> 00:12:18.539 It might be easier just to, like, move to England 00:12:18.539 --> 00:12:21.460 and have a child. Yeah, I know, but I hate flying 00:12:21.460 --> 00:12:25.639 over water. Yeah. Anyway, oh you feel better 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:28.659 in a boat At least then you don't crash into 00:12:28.659 --> 00:12:32.080 the water. No, I don't know. I refuse to go on 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:36.720 a cruise Whatever. Oh my god you Matt if you 00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:38.960 told me right now. Hey, buddy I'm gonna give 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:41.460 you a week off and I'm gonna pay for it for you 00:12:41.460 --> 00:12:42.899 to go on a cruise with your wife My wife and 00:12:42.899 --> 00:12:47.000 I would say go fuck yourself. I have no I Don't 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:51.979 want to be stuck in the middle of the ocean with 00:12:51.979 --> 00:12:55.059 people that could potentially be annoying and 00:12:55.059 --> 00:12:59.659 gross and drunk. And I just you can't get away. 00:12:59.860 --> 00:13:01.779 And then if you've ever seen those things are 00:13:01.779 --> 00:13:05.519 the size of a city. A really shitty city. No, 00:13:05.539 --> 00:13:07.659 like the fanciest city you've ever been to. It's 00:13:07.659 --> 00:13:10.519 all like high end fixtures. And well, you watch 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:13.220 that train wreck series on Netflix about the 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:16.529 cruises that'll help you. Lean towards my side 00:13:16.529 --> 00:13:18.970 man. People were pooping in bags when they life 00:13:18.970 --> 00:13:21.009 was better without documentaries I'm just gonna 00:13:21.009 --> 00:13:23.289 put it out there. You know what I'll hop on that. 00:13:23.289 --> 00:13:25.450 I'll agree with you there. They do ruin everything 00:13:25.450 --> 00:13:27.549 Yeah, they're like, what do you like? Here's 00:13:27.549 --> 00:13:29.769 a documentary on why it shit one person had a 00:13:29.769 --> 00:13:31.850 shit in a bag on a cruise ship and suddenly the 00:13:31.850 --> 00:13:34.129 whole industry is no good It was actually multiple 00:13:34.129 --> 00:13:36.870 people but and it's not just that story. I just 00:13:36.870 --> 00:13:40.470 I don't I don't have I don't want to be stuck 00:13:40.470 --> 00:13:42.129 in the middle of the ocean because if something 00:13:42.129 --> 00:13:45.610 goes wrong, you're there for a long time. But 00:13:45.610 --> 00:13:48.950 they don't they don't go to like you don't take 00:13:48.950 --> 00:13:52.190 a trip to Australia where you're literally like 00:13:52.190 --> 00:13:54.330 hundreds of thousands of miles away from land 00:13:54.330 --> 00:13:56.990 anywhere. You're going from like Florida to a 00:13:56.990 --> 00:13:59.230 Caribbean island to what? Like there's there's 00:13:59.230 --> 00:14:02.669 people that swim that distance. If the boat breaks 00:14:02.669 --> 00:14:04.870 down, the coast guard comes and gets you. That 00:14:04.870 --> 00:14:08.899 is days. Days. These people were dragging mattresses 00:14:08.899 --> 00:14:11.460 out onto the deck because the rooms were so hot. 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:14.000 None of the air conditioning was working. It 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:16.539 was a disaster. You could just go swimming. You 00:14:16.539 --> 00:14:20.500 can't. Or the sharks will eat you. There's a 00:14:20.500 --> 00:14:22.399 pool on the deck. I'm out of here with this. 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:27.500 I refuse to go on a cruise. I love it. Wow. I'll 00:14:27.500 --> 00:14:31.240 go on a Jet 2 holiday and save £50 per person. 00:14:31.399 --> 00:14:37.279 Kevin Smith has a ViewSQ clerks -themed cruise 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:38.720 where they're going to be doing a lot of live 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:40.419 podcasts and things. I was going to get us all 00:14:40.419 --> 00:14:43.039 tickets, but... I'm not going. I guess just Danny 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.960 and I are going. I'll just FaceTime me if you're 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:48.200 still... That's wild. I hate it. Dude, I've been 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:50.480 on a couple of cruises in my life, but when I 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:52.399 was younger, I went as a teenager with my parents. 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:56.220 I would love to go again, honestly, because... 00:14:56.740 --> 00:14:59.399 It's like the greatest vacation ever, because 00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:01.919 you can be super active if you want. If you want 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:03.399 a sightsee, you want to do all these different 00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:05.059 things, you could do that. Or if you just want 00:15:05.059 --> 00:15:08.139 to lay around and drink, also an option. When 00:15:08.139 --> 00:15:09.580 I was drinking, that's what I would have done. 00:15:09.740 --> 00:15:12.700 You know what I mean? But there's there's live 00:15:12.700 --> 00:15:16.740 entertainment. There's nightclubs. There's bags 00:15:16.740 --> 00:15:19.919 to poop in. There's an ocean to swallow you whole 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:23.539 to never be seen again. I just I can't. I'm sorry. 00:15:23.740 --> 00:15:27.259 I'm yucking your yum. It's okay, it's okay. More 00:15:27.259 --> 00:15:29.460 fun for me. You got anything else that you wanna 00:15:29.460 --> 00:15:32.580 chat about? I got a couple things. Oh, well shit, 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:35.659 let's hear it. Well, so yesterday on the show 00:15:35.659 --> 00:15:38.580 we talked about, well we talked about Garth Brooks, 00:15:38.620 --> 00:15:41.100 we'll get to that in a second. But we were talking 00:15:41.100 --> 00:15:45.379 about, what the hell was the other thing we were 00:15:45.379 --> 00:15:49.419 talking about? It had to do with SNL, no. Yeah! 00:15:50.940 --> 00:15:52.600 What were we talking about? I'm blanking out 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:55.809 now, hold for edit. Danny, what were we doing? 00:15:55.809 --> 00:15:57.590 Actually, you know what? Hold on. Because you 00:15:57.590 --> 00:16:00.110 just made me think of something. Since you mentioned 00:16:00.110 --> 00:16:03.470 SNL, I got to ask you, bro. Yeah, yeah. Who is 00:16:03.470 --> 00:16:07.330 the worst SNL cast member of all time? Oh, my 00:16:07.330 --> 00:16:11.509 God. That's a loaded -ass question. Well, listen, 00:16:11.710 --> 00:16:13.289 as you know... And here's the thing. One of the 00:16:13.289 --> 00:16:15.269 reasons that I ask you is you're a fan. You're 00:16:15.269 --> 00:16:17.850 not one of these folks who has always been training 00:16:17.850 --> 00:16:20.990 to go, oh, SNL, so it was never fun. Those assholes... 00:16:21.479 --> 00:16:23.820 I don't think up until the last two seasons. 00:16:23.820 --> 00:16:25.759 I stopped watching because I became jaded. That's 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:27.960 a different story. But I don't think before then, 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.200 I don't think I missed an episode since like 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:36.340 1994. It was the worst. OK, well, so there's 00:16:36.340 --> 00:16:39.000 there's a couple of factors, right? Because like 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:43.980 off the top of my head, Jay Moore, Gilbert Godfrey. 00:16:44.220 --> 00:16:47.139 Chris Elliott, Robert Downey Jr., Jim Brewer. 00:16:47.580 --> 00:16:49.399 Those are all names that get tossed around as 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:51.360 the worst. But all of those guys I just said 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:54.779 had pretty brilliant careers otherwise. Like 00:16:54.779 --> 00:16:56.919 Chris Elliott's actually he was not good on the 00:16:56.919 --> 00:17:00.559 show. He's hilarious. Yeah. Gilbert Gottfried 00:17:00.559 --> 00:17:03.980 was one of a kind type comedian. You know, it's 00:17:03.980 --> 00:17:06.039 kind of like Lars Ulrich. Not a great drummer, 00:17:06.059 --> 00:17:08.720 but he's perfect for Metallica. It was backwards 00:17:08.720 --> 00:17:10.700 for them. Not great on SNL, but they had brilliant 00:17:10.700 --> 00:17:16.549 careers otherwise. I mean, look, a lot of people 00:17:16.549 --> 00:17:19.049 will go with Jenny Slate because she's the one 00:17:19.049 --> 00:17:21.250 that said the F -word and got canned after like 00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:23.509 being on there for six months. But I gotta tell 00:17:23.509 --> 00:17:27.089 you, off the top of my head, the one that comes 00:17:27.089 --> 00:17:31.470 to mind for me has to be that Victoria Jackson. 00:17:32.450 --> 00:17:34.769 Anytime she was in the 90s, she actually turned 00:17:34.769 --> 00:17:36.970 into a nutbag. So that actually makes me feel 00:17:36.970 --> 00:17:40.390 better about this decision. She never really 00:17:40.390 --> 00:17:42.950 had a feature character. And if she did, I don't 00:17:42.950 --> 00:17:44.950 remember it. So what does that tell you? But 00:17:44.950 --> 00:17:48.529 she was just kind of there. What I vaguely. She 00:17:48.529 --> 00:17:52.029 had a very high pitched voice, blonde hair. And 00:17:52.029 --> 00:17:53.789 there's a reason why you vaguely have a memory 00:17:53.789 --> 00:17:55.890 because she. Yeah. And the reason I'm choosing 00:17:55.890 --> 00:17:58.730 her is a mousy voice. Yes. Yes. The reason I'm 00:17:58.730 --> 00:18:01.099 choosing her is. You know, I'm not attacking 00:18:01.099 --> 00:18:03.400 her personally. I don't know her but I just think 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:05.720 anything is a nut bag I need well she is now 00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:07.980 she's like turned into a political weirdo, but 00:18:07.980 --> 00:18:11.700 she She was just never she never had like a main 00:18:11.700 --> 00:18:14.099 character She always had a bit her voice was 00:18:14.099 --> 00:18:16.319 kind of annoying and then for the reason that 00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:18.200 you just said which is wait What what did she 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:20.799 do? But there's a the last reason I chose her 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:23.190 was She was there for a while. You know what 00:18:23.190 --> 00:18:24.809 I mean? Like it's easy to pick the people that 00:18:24.809 --> 00:18:26.710 are there for one or two seasons as the worst, 00:18:26.829 --> 00:18:28.269 right? Cause they were only on it. But when you 00:18:28.269 --> 00:18:29.910 have someone who was like there and you're always 00:18:29.910 --> 00:18:33.630 like, why are they there? So I'm, I'm with you 00:18:33.630 --> 00:18:35.250 actually on that. I know exactly what you mean. 00:18:35.269 --> 00:18:36.430 Cause some of those folks that you mentioned, 00:18:36.630 --> 00:18:37.809 I hadn't even heard of, you know what I mean? 00:18:37.849 --> 00:18:39.890 And, and I guess you could say, yes, the worst 00:18:39.890 --> 00:18:41.809 person is one of these people that, that was 00:18:41.809 --> 00:18:43.509 on in three sketches and they sucked and they 00:18:43.509 --> 00:18:45.670 got cut or whatever. Yeah. But, but I'm with 00:18:45.670 --> 00:18:48.750 you to me, uh, I'm thinking of the worst. The 00:18:48.750 --> 00:18:50.910 ones folks know or or even the people that maybe 00:18:50.910 --> 00:18:52.630 you'd say they're overrated. I sure probably 00:18:52.630 --> 00:18:55.589 a fair to me I don't know. This might be a shocker. 00:18:56.529 --> 00:18:59.730 I Find Chris Kattan to be you know what? I knew 00:18:59.730 --> 00:19:03.490 you were Here's I just can't stand him Hey, he 00:19:03.490 --> 00:19:06.369 should ain't funny. You know, I I was always 00:19:06.369 --> 00:19:09.589 on the fence with him because I Just thought 00:19:09.589 --> 00:19:13.349 outside of of a few sketches. I was just again 00:19:13.349 --> 00:19:15.170 his voice annoyed me I didn't think he was that 00:19:15.170 --> 00:19:16.930 funny when he you know when you get interviewed 00:19:17.349 --> 00:19:21.349 But dude, when he did Mr. Peepers, the monkey, 00:19:21.650 --> 00:19:24.029 and he would eat the apple and he would jump. 00:19:24.230 --> 00:19:26.029 All right. And then he did this one character 00:19:26.029 --> 00:19:28.829 where he was a coach that just didn't speak clearly. 00:19:29.150 --> 00:19:31.529 So he would rev his team up and they couldn't 00:19:31.529 --> 00:19:32.549 understand what he was saying. He'd be like, 00:19:32.650 --> 00:19:35.890 so you go out there, you got it in a hot, you 00:19:35.890 --> 00:19:38.549 got it in a tampon. And the people were like, 00:19:38.549 --> 00:19:41.650 what? So it's like a bit they stole from the 00:19:41.650 --> 00:19:44.839 water boy. Maybe. Sure. I don't know if it was 00:19:44.839 --> 00:19:47.140 pre -Waterboy or not. So those two characters 00:19:47.140 --> 00:19:53.380 for me, he got him off that list for me. But 00:19:53.380 --> 00:19:55.579 I get it. I get it. It's a respectable answer. 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:58.019 I also think that cast was so amazing. They all 00:19:58.019 --> 00:19:59.779 kind of lifted each other up. I agree with that. 00:19:59.900 --> 00:20:02.700 I agree with that. Who's the best? Who was, in 00:20:02.700 --> 00:20:05.500 your opinion, who was the best Saturday Night 00:20:05.500 --> 00:20:07.440 Live cast? I'm going to go chalk here. I mean, 00:20:07.539 --> 00:20:09.140 this is low hanging fruit. Will Ferrell, to me, 00:20:09.319 --> 00:20:14.079 is just king. King. King. That's not one not 00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:16.759 one thing he was ever in was not funny to me. 00:20:16.819 --> 00:20:18.420 And again, this is subjective. There's probably 00:20:18.420 --> 00:20:19.839 people out there. I'm sure that'll think he's 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:21.799 not funny for some. Yeah. You know what? I think 00:20:21.799 --> 00:20:24.319 you're probably I think there's some folks that 00:20:24.319 --> 00:20:26.259 are in the camp. They just can't stand Will Ferrell. 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:28.720 I am with you that I think to do is just just 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:34.680 the best king. But I will have to say that I 00:20:34.680 --> 00:20:38.700 believe my all time favorite best SNL cast member, 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:41.019 one of the best comedians that ever lived was 00:20:41.019 --> 00:20:44.970 Chris Farley. And to me, he's how do you argue 00:20:44.970 --> 00:20:47.329 he's on the Mount Rushmore? I mean, of course, 00:20:47.329 --> 00:20:49.130 he's on the Mount Rushmore list. He was a one 00:20:49.130 --> 00:20:52.029 of a kind performer. But if you listen to the 00:20:52.029 --> 00:20:55.690 way that former cast members still speak of him 00:20:55.690 --> 00:21:00.710 this day, it was more than just who he was on 00:21:00.710 --> 00:21:02.529 stage and on camera. I mean, it was who he was 00:21:02.529 --> 00:21:05.230 off. Yes. He was always on, always on. Right. 00:21:05.289 --> 00:21:08.269 Always funny and a tortured soul, like most comedians. 00:21:08.569 --> 00:21:12.670 So I mean, Chris Farley is is He's probably the 00:21:12.670 --> 00:21:16.509 goat, though. You know, just given what he brought 00:21:16.509 --> 00:21:19.730 pop culture -wise and what he did for that show 00:21:19.730 --> 00:21:23.480 and the way he did it, his style. But also the 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:25.839 mark he left behind his legacy, which is, you 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:28.400 know, you legacies, you know, like Phil Hartman 00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:30.920 was amazing. And after he died, his legacy and 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:33.099 his legacy does still live on. But you say Chris 00:21:33.099 --> 00:21:35.500 Farley to any generation, even the younger generations, 00:21:35.579 --> 00:21:37.980 they're like, fuck, yeah, you know. So there's 00:21:37.980 --> 00:21:39.400 something to be said about her. Remember Phil 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:41.339 Hartman, man? You remember Deep Thoughts with 00:21:41.339 --> 00:21:44.319 Jack Andy that day? I love that you all those 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:46.480 old school. So you went to Ilion High School. 00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:49.940 I went to Herkimer. Class of 2000 was my year 00:21:49.940 --> 00:21:52.940 and they. They used to let you put in your favorite 00:21:52.940 --> 00:21:55.680 quote. What's your quote? Yeah, I gotcha. Mine 00:21:55.680 --> 00:21:58.740 was a Jack Handy quote. OK. And I'm going to 00:21:58.740 --> 00:22:00.220 fuck it up because I wasn't ready for this, but 00:22:00.220 --> 00:22:02.960 it was basically I don't think people should 00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:06.900 be judged. No, I don't think dogs should be judged 00:22:06.900 --> 00:22:09.359 by their size because I think Chihuahuas would 00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:12.440 be very upset. That's what I chose. I'm not sure 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:15.380 there were better ones, but classic Mike. Yeah. 00:22:15.609 --> 00:22:17.869 Yeah, so I'm sure if you people read that now 00:22:17.869 --> 00:22:19.269 and they're like, what the fuck is he talking 00:22:19.269 --> 00:22:22.490 about? But I loved Jack Handy There's actually 00:22:22.490 --> 00:22:24.390 speaking of Garth Brooks and this is where I 00:22:24.390 --> 00:22:26.190 was kind of gonna go I was gonna there was something 00:22:26.190 --> 00:22:29.049 else, but then I wanted to tie in the Garth Brooks 00:22:29.049 --> 00:22:30.930 and Garth Brooks was a musical act on Saturday 00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:35.869 Night Live 17 women died We should look into 00:22:35.869 --> 00:22:39.049 it. Yeah Actually, there is an SNL sketch that 00:22:39.049 --> 00:22:40.890 you know, I haven't checked in a while and things 00:22:40.890 --> 00:22:43.250 have with social media actually like he actually 00:22:43.250 --> 00:22:46.470 Cultulated the entire cast party and that's they 00:22:46.470 --> 00:22:49.490 would never heard from again. I know He's a killer 00:22:49.660 --> 00:22:52.819 But there's an SNL skit that I can't find. If 00:22:52.819 --> 00:22:54.559 anyone is watching or listening and can find 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:57.059 this and send it to us, I will forever, I'll 00:22:57.059 --> 00:22:58.799 do something. I'll give you some sort of gift. 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:02.200 There was just this random throwaway sketch because 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:04.579 one thing I learned, I was on SNL actually a 00:23:04.579 --> 00:23:08.259 couple times. And there's a process where skits 00:23:08.259 --> 00:23:11.819 get cut and they kind of back, like the back 00:23:11.819 --> 00:23:13.680 end of the episode is where like when they do 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.420 the test show before, when they do the dress 00:23:15.420 --> 00:23:18.480 rehearsal, what doesn't do well enough goes at 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:21.000 the end. You've never seen the show. That's very 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:22.960 obvious. Right. You don't have to be on it to 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:25.240 know that. The D -list shit is on, you know, 00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:28.200 five minutes before 1 a .m. But sometimes the 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:30.880 D -list shit, to me, is some of the hidden gems. 00:23:30.900 --> 00:23:33.160 I'm with you. And there was a sketch, and when 00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:34.940 I look it up, because I think Garth Brooks was 00:23:34.940 --> 00:23:38.039 on a couple times, but there was this one sketch 00:23:38.039 --> 00:23:40.079 where they're in a movie theater, and Jim Brewer's 00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:42.670 in the sketch, I remember specifically. they 00:23:42.670 --> 00:23:45.509 get trapped in this movie theater like they lock 00:23:45.509 --> 00:23:47.430 the door so they can't leave and they have to 00:23:47.430 --> 00:23:50.089 watch the movie and they start freaking out and 00:23:50.089 --> 00:23:53.430 and the ladies like over the thing there's like 00:23:53.430 --> 00:23:57.029 a like a Theme song that's like thank you for 00:23:57.029 --> 00:24:00.470 coming to blah We hope you enjoy the movie the 00:24:00.470 --> 00:24:02.650 doors are locked from the outside and they're 00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:05.710 like no It's it I'm not giving it justice, but 00:24:05.710 --> 00:24:07.509 I absolutely love it So if they're if anyone 00:24:07.509 --> 00:24:09.509 could find the Garth Brooks SNL skit where they're 00:24:09.509 --> 00:24:11.990 in the movie theater I will forever be indebted 00:24:11.990 --> 00:24:16.730 to you. Yeah, it sounds great It sounds great 00:24:16.730 --> 00:24:20.900 Yeah, I'm actually gonna do a video later I was 00:24:20.900 --> 00:24:22.579 talking to Danny about the couple times I was 00:24:22.579 --> 00:24:25.940 on SNL. Actually, oh wait, Danny, do you have 00:24:25.940 --> 00:24:28.940 those handy? Okay, okay, so this is not a flex, 00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:31.579 okay? I was on SNL. Not a flex, the fact that 00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:35.279 he has them ready or anything. Well, because 00:24:35.279 --> 00:24:37.579 I was gonna do a thing on SNL. This almost feels 00:24:37.579 --> 00:24:41.220 organic. And then, yeah, very natural. No, the 00:24:41.220 --> 00:24:43.160 reason I'm showing them is because I want you 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:45.680 to see how hilarious this is that when I say 00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:50.130 I was on SNL. Yeah. I didn't do very much. The 00:24:50.130 --> 00:24:55.009 first time I was on, I was just part of this 00:24:55.009 --> 00:24:57.769 European TRL -type sketch with Lindsay Lohan, 00:24:58.630 --> 00:25:01.750 and it's like a TRL -type show in Europe, and 00:25:01.750 --> 00:25:04.430 I'm in the audience. And so you see me for like 00:25:04.430 --> 00:25:09.829 3 .2 seconds. But the second time I was on, they 00:25:09.829 --> 00:25:11.950 asked me to come back, they sent me over the 00:25:11.950 --> 00:25:15.190 sides, the script, and I shit you not. My character's 00:25:15.190 --> 00:25:18.670 name was Jersey Shore Douche, number three. Nice. 00:25:18.849 --> 00:25:20.890 I didn't even get one. You weren't the first. 00:25:21.029 --> 00:25:24.170 No. So here's my career. Oh, yeah. Let's I want 00:25:24.170 --> 00:25:26.329 to see this. I mean, you got it. You got to really 00:25:26.329 --> 00:25:27.589 pay attention. Oh, you're going to show this 00:25:27.589 --> 00:25:29.950 one. OK. So this one, you can see me. It's ready 00:25:29.950 --> 00:25:34.390 to go. Get ready. Here we go. I'm off to the 00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:38.349 right. Right there. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Hold 00:25:38.349 --> 00:25:41.329 on. Pause that as always. There's no bro. What 00:25:41.329 --> 00:25:43.690 kind of. They did some serious makeup. They stepped 00:25:43.690 --> 00:25:45.869 up your douchiness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't 00:25:45.869 --> 00:25:49.049 see me there in the shadow. So we shot that at 00:25:49.049 --> 00:25:51.029 a bar around the corner. It was a remote shoot, 00:25:51.150 --> 00:25:52.750 so it wasn't... Pull back just a hair and see 00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:55.170 if we can catch him in a better still. The first 00:25:55.170 --> 00:25:58.009 time I was on, it was an actual live sketch I 00:25:58.009 --> 00:26:01.230 was in the studio for. This was shot before the 00:26:01.230 --> 00:26:04.309 episode, like on a Friday afternoon. And I actually, 00:26:04.410 --> 00:26:05.829 one of my proudest moments... You look like that 00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:10.529 dude in American Pie. OK. The super nerdy dude. 00:26:10.529 --> 00:26:15.099 What is his name? Oh. The redheaded kid? No, 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:17.380 no. The dude that's always got like a... Sherman. 00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:21.440 Shermanator. Yes. Yeah. You look just like him 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:23.079 in that. I'll take that as a compliment, because 00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:25.880 I was Jersey Shore douche number three. Actually, 00:26:25.940 --> 00:26:27.779 maybe I was four. How many are there? One, two, 00:26:27.779 --> 00:26:29.440 three, four, five. I might have been Jersey Douche 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:31.880 five, to be honest with you. It was not the higher 00:26:31.880 --> 00:26:34.579 number. But anyway, so we're walking. We're not 00:26:34.579 --> 00:26:36.240 the superior. They gather us up. They said we're 00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:38.920 going to go shoot it now. So we're walking over 00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:42.039 and we all get in this elevator together. But 00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:44.519 they have security with us because, you know, 00:26:44.579 --> 00:26:46.680 there's famous cast members. Certainly not me. 00:26:47.049 --> 00:26:48.829 And I remember Bobby Moynihan, he was sitting 00:26:48.829 --> 00:26:50.549 there and he just goes, you know man, he goes, 00:26:50.910 --> 00:26:52.849 three years ago I was watching the show on my 00:26:52.849 --> 00:26:55.990 couch. And I was like, someday I really wish, 00:26:56.589 --> 00:26:59.690 I pray that I'm on there. Not only did I not 00:26:59.690 --> 00:27:02.640 think I would be. But I didn't think I'd be dressed 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:06.200 as fucking Snooki. And then he said, he goes, 00:27:06.299 --> 00:27:07.920 I've done this before, man. He goes, wait till 00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:09.440 you see what happens. He goes, last time I was 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:11.980 dressed as Snooki, we were walking. And he goes, 00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:15.460 and all these construction workers were going, 00:27:15.660 --> 00:27:20.839 hey, Snooki, hey, get over here. And I said something, 00:27:20.940 --> 00:27:26.220 and I made Bobby Moynihan laugh his ass off, 00:27:26.460 --> 00:27:30.119 like genuinely laugh. After that day when someone 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:32.380 was like, so how was it? I was like, well, it 00:27:32.380 --> 00:27:35.099 was great But honestly the highlight was making 00:27:35.099 --> 00:27:37.359 Bobby Moynihan laugh before we even shot anything 00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:40.400 and the craziest part a little peek into the 00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:43.099 the entertainment business I left that night 00:27:43.099 --> 00:27:45.940 drove back to Ithaca and was bartending for a 00:27:45.940 --> 00:27:48.480 bunch of snot -nosed college kids and getting 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:51.200 peach schnapps poured all over my hands this 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:53.339 like the day after I was just on SNL and that's 00:27:53.339 --> 00:27:56.890 just a lesson in You know, it just... What happens 00:27:56.890 --> 00:27:58.589 to a Jersey Shore douche. That's what happens 00:27:58.589 --> 00:28:02.190 to a Jersey Shore douche. So, but anyway, yeah, 00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:05.470 we don't have time, but I got stories about the 00:28:05.470 --> 00:28:07.309 first time I was on because I hung out for two 00:28:07.309 --> 00:28:09.410 days. Oh, is Danny gonna pull it up? What is 00:28:09.410 --> 00:28:11.089 that? This is the first time I was on with Lindsay 00:28:11.089 --> 00:28:14.029 Lohan. Behind the music? Oh, you can't skip it. 00:28:15.269 --> 00:28:18.529 Yeah, so it was a sketch where it was like a 00:28:18.529 --> 00:28:21.309 European TRL and Lindsay Lohan was the guest. 00:28:21.430 --> 00:28:25.400 So at the end, you'll see... Like it pans and 00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.180 you just see me in the background with a mohawk 00:28:27.180 --> 00:28:30.779 kind of clapping nice But Instagram doesn't let 00:28:30.779 --> 00:28:34.660 you just solid extra solid extra, but what was 00:28:34.660 --> 00:28:39.319 crazy about that night was Before I went on so 00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:42.720 you rehearse the episode on Friday a couple times 00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:45.160 And then you're released for the day and then 00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:46.839 Saturday you come back and during the day you 00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:49.420 run it again And then you just hang out till 00:28:49.420 --> 00:28:51.579 11 o 'clock at night. Yeah, but what people don't 00:28:51.579 --> 00:28:55.480 realize is they They cut the sketches. So at 00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:57.920 like 10 o 'clock they post what skits made it 00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:01.220 in because you do an eight o 'clock show for, 00:29:01.420 --> 00:29:02.940 you know, they sell tickets to that and that's 00:29:02.940 --> 00:29:05.880 a dress rehearsal. So any sketch that anyone 00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:09.839 wrote is performed and whatever the audience 00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:11.920 doesn't laugh at or, you know, Lauren and the 00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:13.980 producers don't like at 10 o 'clock they cut 00:29:13.980 --> 00:29:16.500 and then for the live show you're going to get 00:29:16.500 --> 00:29:18.839 the best of the best. To me, this skit that I 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.279 was in kind of sucked. So I'm waiting around 00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:23.500 thinking, oh, God, 10 o 'clock comes. You know, 00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:26.039 we got we got some laughs during the dress rehearsal, 00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:28.859 but I'm like, this is my one chance. You know, 00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:31.019 this is my chance. I'm finally on SNL. I've always 00:29:31.019 --> 00:29:35.039 dreamed of being on SNL. And we made it. And 00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:37.420 I remember thinking, I don't know how this is 00:29:37.420 --> 00:29:40.019 happening, but we're on. And I just remember 00:29:40.019 --> 00:29:42.240 the other extras were like, who cares, dude? 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:45.640 We still get paid 250 bucks. And I'm thinking, 00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.259 I don't give a shit about the money. My dream 00:29:48.259 --> 00:29:50.259 my whole life was to be a cast member on SNL. 00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:55.880 And now I'm on GNY, baby. So I made the cut, 00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:58.440 but I didn't do very much. Didn't do very much. 00:29:58.539 --> 00:30:02.000 But I was there. Oh, here it comes. OK. Here 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:05.940 we go. You got to really pay attention. When 00:30:05.940 --> 00:30:08.299 you see the bunny come on the screen, the bunny, 00:30:08.299 --> 00:30:11.160 he knows right. Oh, yeah. The frame, the bunny. 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:14.619 And then top left ish. You'll see me with a mohawk. 00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:16.900 Chris Parnell, there's an underrated cast member. 00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:20.700 Oh, all of this excitement is giving me the blue. 00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:25.759 We got the blues. OK, so top right, you see the 00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:30.509 crowd. I'll have a mohawk. I'm coming. Can't 00:30:30.509 --> 00:30:38.509 believe I didn't win the award And there's the 00:30:38.509 --> 00:30:40.829 bunny the bunny and here's the funny there I 00:30:40.829 --> 00:30:45.009 am right in the back clapping Wow you blinked 00:30:45.009 --> 00:30:48.970 by the way side note Maya Rudolph famous Maya 00:30:48.970 --> 00:30:51.809 Rudolph and Fred Armisen were not only so nice. 00:30:51.849 --> 00:30:55.049 They were hilarious. That's awesome during the 00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:58.150 The what do you call it the rehearsal? We're 00:30:58.150 --> 00:30:59.690 all just kind of sitting in between before we 00:30:59.690 --> 00:31:03.210 run it again. And in character, he wouldn't break 00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:05.569 it the whole time. Fred Armisen just kept going, 00:31:05.730 --> 00:31:08.750 hey, how you doing? I just flew in from Albany 00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:11.309 and boy are my arms tired. What do you think 00:31:11.309 --> 00:31:13.150 about that? And he would hold mics up to us and 00:31:13.150 --> 00:31:14.750 we're like answering and trying to be fun, you 00:31:14.750 --> 00:31:17.170 know. And he walks away and Maya Rudolph's like, 00:31:17.190 --> 00:31:19.430 sorry, he's trying out a new character that we're 00:31:19.430 --> 00:31:22.930 writing a sketch for. And I was like, I was just 00:31:22.930 --> 00:31:26.160 part of his like. Process trying yeah part of 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:27.799 his problem. It was quite I've got a lot of stories 00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:29.339 from that, but I'm not gonna talk about it Because 00:31:29.339 --> 00:31:34.640 we'd need a three -hour show, but yeah SNL Man, 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:40.380 I love it cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah Really quick 00:31:40.380 --> 00:31:44.039 before we go Breaking news before we came on 00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.759 the air. I want to see what you think of this 00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:48.759 because you're you're smart. I'm not Washington 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:51.859 Post said that Nassau found some sort of rocks 00:31:51.859 --> 00:31:57.099 on Mars. I'm sorry who did NASA NASA who am I 00:31:57.099 --> 00:32:00.259 saying it wrong NASA? There you go. What'd I 00:32:00.259 --> 00:32:04.559 say said NASA NASA NASA? Cal the same I saw Kid 00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:08.960 Rock. I was like wait what? NASA came out with 00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:11.160 they found these rocks and I'm paraphrasing obviously 00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:13.180 they found these rocks on Mars that are visible 00:32:13.180 --> 00:32:19.519 to the naked eye that proves chemically or minerally 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:23.940 that there was Martian life a long time ago on 00:32:23.940 --> 00:32:27.900 that Some sort of life like like Marvin the Martian 00:32:27.900 --> 00:32:32.059 proof of life on Mars is basically it. Oh I gotta 00:32:32.059 --> 00:32:35.920 read the article, but I just what it's but I 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:39.240 think we talking like hold on cuz like Scientists 00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:40.920 run fast and loose with this shit, right? You 00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:44.819 know, I mean proof of life is like some cells 00:32:44.819 --> 00:32:48.339 running around and when when When we hear that 00:32:48.339 --> 00:32:50.500 and we say that we think like little green men 00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:53.359 Yeah, well, of course. That's what, you know, 00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:56.480 Hollywood made us. That's not... Like, is there 00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.940 proof there's a... is there, like, a dog at Rome? 00:32:59.180 --> 00:33:01.519 You know, like, there's something tangible that 00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:03.220 I don't need a microscope. You were walking in 00:33:03.220 --> 00:33:04.440 and you were like, all right, I'm ready to go. 00:33:04.460 --> 00:33:05.839 And I was like, I put it down. So I didn't read 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:09.339 it thoroughly. Apparently, because of the minerals 00:33:09.339 --> 00:33:11.859 and the chemicals surrounding these rocks that 00:33:11.859 --> 00:33:13.799 they could only be produced if there was life 00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:17.440 forms. I got you. Whatever. Either way, my whole 00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:21.220 point of this... is the fact that proof of life 00:33:21.220 --> 00:33:24.259 on Mars is such a fucking tiny story compared 00:33:24.259 --> 00:33:27.099 to what we read every goddamn day is alarming. 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:28.859 It's like, oh, there's proof of life on Mars, 00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:33.920 but hey, check this out. That's awful. And that's 00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:35.359 changing. Do you ever watch that movie Don't 00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:38.039 Look Up? No, but I keep hearing that it's really 00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:40.119 good. That was that Netflix release. I'll leave 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:42.500 you on that. Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah, 00:33:42.859 --> 00:33:46.130 yeah. He doesn't marry a 12 year old in it, so 00:33:46.130 --> 00:33:48.369 that's a positive. That's always good. Yeah. 00:33:48.890 --> 00:33:51.309 Actually, just seriously, everyone should watch 00:33:51.309 --> 00:33:53.569 this. Do you think, do you believe in aliens? 00:33:54.549 --> 00:33:57.089 Believe in? Like do you think there's other life 00:33:57.089 --> 00:33:59.750 forms other than us? Yeah, of course. Right? 00:34:00.069 --> 00:34:04.430 Of course. It just seems, do I have proof? Absolutely 00:34:04.430 --> 00:34:08.650 not. But nobody does, except for these NASA scientists. 00:34:09.409 --> 00:34:12.380 But here's the thing, the galaxies... Space, 00:34:12.579 --> 00:34:15.119 in general, is so large, it's almost arrogant 00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:18.260 to think, like... 100%. Ugh! There ain't nobody 00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:20.380 else out there. You are correct. It's just us. 00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.500 Okay. I'm not saying there's the big green alien 00:34:24.500 --> 00:34:26.579 heads that you win at the county fair. I'm just 00:34:26.579 --> 00:34:27.940 saying... Bro, the government has come close 00:34:27.940 --> 00:34:30.420 to, like, straight -up admitting it recently. 00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:32.539 And again, you talk about people not paying attention. 00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:35.280 It got swept under the rug. Like, that was one 00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.099 of their, like, hey, let's distract them from 00:34:37.099 --> 00:34:39.000 other things and tell them aliens are real, and 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.320 nobody even blinked. Nope. This is the world 00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:43.860 we're living in. Seriously, it's wild. That's 00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:47.940 why we do good news. We don't cover all the other 00:34:47.940 --> 00:34:49.739 news that everybody else is talking about, which 00:34:49.739 --> 00:34:51.860 is horrific. It is horrific. Remember when those 00:34:51.860 --> 00:34:54.059 idiots stormed Area 51? There's a documentary 00:34:54.059 --> 00:34:55.900 about that, too, by the way. I feel like we're 00:34:55.900 --> 00:34:59.800 a little bit like the orchestra that played as 00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:02.559 the Titanic went down. That's what it feels like. 00:35:04.629 --> 00:35:06.269 Misinformation, disinformation, ruining the world, 00:35:06.289 --> 00:35:09.110 but not us, because we are Good News York, sponsored 00:35:09.110 --> 00:35:12.750 by Ads on the Go. Getadsonthego .com. By the 00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:15.809 way, we have a guest coming in every episode 00:35:15.809 --> 00:35:19.170 up until the end of the month. Yeah. So shout 00:35:19.170 --> 00:35:23.489 out to Amanda, who has now taken over booking. 00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:26.409 Yeah. Which has been so great. Killing it. So 00:35:26.409 --> 00:35:27.889 yeah, look for that. We got a lot of guests coming 00:35:27.889 --> 00:35:30.469 up this month. And that's it for me. What do 00:35:30.469 --> 00:35:33.300 you got? Anything? I got to go home. All right, 00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:35.260 well, you do that. We'll see you tomorrow on 00:35:35.260 --> 00:35:36.679 Good News York. Peace out.