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Hey folks, welcome to good news York. I'm Matt

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from growth mode content joined as always by

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my handsome headphone friend Mikey B. Yeah, it's

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episode 90. I know I can't 9 -0. That's crazy.

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It is crazy. It's uh, it feels if I mean it feels

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like it's episode 89, you know, I just believe

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we're at 90. It's true crazy didn't know we'd

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come this far enough of us we have an incredible

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guess Who was creating an incredible product

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you might have noticed on our Table here. We're

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gonna talk all about that Mike. Tell us. Yeah

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got here. We are honored to welcome The one of

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the CEOs founders of a very innovative Energy

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drink at least in my world something I've never

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heard of absolutely delicious. We're very excited

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Mr.. Vincent de Grecia there. He is there he

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is guys. You just you just made the handsome

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meter go up about 100 points by being on the

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show. Thank you for helping us on that. Yeah,

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thanks. Thanks for joining us on the show. We

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tried your it's it's wava water and wava beats

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which we'll get into. This is caffeinated water

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lightly caffeinated. Yeah, and it's sparkling

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water. Yeah, which I don't know about you, Matt.

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But in my world, I didn't know those two things

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could ever go together. So I'm excited to talk

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about this. Yeah, yeah, I am as well. Welcome

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to the show, Vincent. Thank you so much, guys.

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Really appreciate having me on the show. Of course.

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So if you want, let's let's dive right in. Tell

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us a little bit about this product and maybe

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how you got to this endeavor. Yeah, for sure.

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So my background is. I'm a musician, as well

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as I have a deep hospitality background. I grew

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up in the restaurant business. Grandfather's

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a restaurateur, father's a restaurateur. So grew

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up in restaurants, right? So 10 years prior to

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starting Wava Water, I worked for a group called

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Tow Group Hospitality, which is an international

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entertainment nightlife hospitality branch. And

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I was... a director of ops for on their hotel

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side for the last few years of my 10 year tenure.

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So it was during that time where I came up with

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the idea for Wobble Water, right? So it was over

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COVID and we were just coming out of COVID and

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we were reopening up all of our venues, right?

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So New York City, we're building roadside dining

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rooms, it was summertime, hot, minimal staff.

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And we were just drinking, me and my crew were

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drinking tons of ice coffees. For the reason

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ice coffees is because me personally, and a lot

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of my other crew, we don't drink energy drinks

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and sodas, somewhat health conscious, stay away

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from all these weird things or just beverages

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that have a list of names of things in them that

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you don't even know what is, right? So it was

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like ice coffees from the old day. So one day

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I finished my ice coffee. I put it down. Went

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back to it 20 minutes later, the ice melted.

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I drank it because I was thirsty as we all do.

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And a light bulb went off in my head. I went

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over to the bar. I put a little bit of soda water

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into it. I squeezed some lemon and I'm like a

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lightly caffeinated spark on the water. I'm like

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it has to exist because I would crush these things

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all day. Sure. I put R &D on the space and. I

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saw a hole in the space. I saw no one was really

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doing a simple, clean, lightly caffeinated, sparkling

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water. There's a couple of independents, but

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no one was really doing it or doing it well.

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So after a bunch of, again, R &D research on

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the space, I went to my wife, who was my fiance

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at the time, Olexa Sivaretsina, now, but her

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name was Olexa Sivaretsina, and I was like, check

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this out. I got this really cool idea. I made

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her a couple concoctions. And I'm like, I want

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to go for it. What do you think about it? She's

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like, this is a great idea. I'm like, awesome.

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Do you want to do this with me? She has a marketing

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background. She worked on the mobile marketing

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team for the Pond Watch at Neon with LPQ, which

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is the national Dutch bakery. And she was just

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laid off due to COVID and seemed like the perfect

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time. And I was like, listen, I really want to

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go for it. What do you think? And again, like

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I said, she was like, yeah, let's do it. But

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the caveat was that me working my full -time

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Director of Operations job for this high -end

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hospitality brand, there's no way I would have

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been able to give it a shot. There's no way I

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could have actually done it. We could have done

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it with working 12 hours a day. What are the

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responsibilities? So after much discussion, we

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decided to put all our eggs in the basket and

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go for it. So shortly after that, I put in my

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notice with the company I've been with for 10

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years. I was like, listen, I'm not leaving for

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a competitive company only because I have this

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dream and I want to do my own thing. I said,

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gave them five months notice. I'm like, I don't

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want to leave you, you know, high and dry. I

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want to help you open up all the venues. They're

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like Vincent, we believe in you. Go for it. Finish

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out your contractors and six more weeks on it.

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And that's what we did. Then we packed up our

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bags. We moved upstate where we had a family

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house two and a half hours north of New York

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City, where we were able to cut our expenses

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by 75 % and focus on building the brand. And

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that's what we did. We moved up here for three

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years full time until we launched. And we launched

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about a year ago. We launched Wobble Water, right?

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So that's kind of the story of how we got to

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this. Yeah. And, you know, for me, building Wobble

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Water, you know, what it is, it's a creative

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performance brand that utilizes a lightly caffeinated

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sparkling water or functional beverage. with

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music to help increase our creativity and productivity,

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right? So we got the beverage, which 45 milligrams

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of natural caffeine from green coffee beans.

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So drinking the entire can would be like drinking

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a half a cup of coffee. So it's super light.

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It's one of the lights on the market. Has a hundred

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milligrams of L -theanine, which is an amino

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acid that's derived from marine telus that helps

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reduce your anxiety and increase your common.

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The combination is they put the combination for

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increased focus and cognition. Now it's also

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a very clean beverage. No calories, no sugar,

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no sugar substitutes. Very clean and good for

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you, right? Unlike a lot of the other beverages

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out there. And then back at the can, which is

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really cool, is the music element. which is Waba

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Beats. You scan that with your phone, and it

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goes to multiple playlists of original music

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that we create ourselves that helps you focus.

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There's also a music company that builds focus

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music. That's incredible. That is absolutely,

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as a musician myself, that is my absolute favorite

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part of this, is that not only did you incorporate

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music which makes the product better, but you're

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also still kind of... Using your talents as a

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as a musician and songwriter and incorporating

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that into it and I just think that's such a brilliant

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idea What goes into the I think this goes well

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with it or was there a whole process that went

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into the pairing? There's totally a process and

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it's it's not like you have to listen to one

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song with a certain flavor or anything like that.

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So we create focus music and what we do to make

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the focus music is we incorporate binaural beats

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into our instrumental music. So binaural beats,

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you know, playing the serum to simply describe

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is sound frequencies that activate brain waves

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to get you into desired mindsets, whether it

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be calm, whether it be creativity, whether it

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be focus, increased cognition, things of that

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nature. That's amazing. I'm getting that kind

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of sense when you talk about the beats and everything,

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as I just look at the whole design of the can

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with the waves and the, honestly, the marketing,

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the packaging design as products go is phenomenal.

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We were actually saying that before we went on

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the air. Who did that? Is that you? Is that your

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wife? Is it a really awesome marketing team?

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How'd you get this cool looking can? Yeah, I

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mean, we do have a great brand agency that we

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worked with from the beginning, but we also you

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know, our friend group is a group of artistic

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individuals, graphic designers, music artists,

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and we had a friend start helping us with design

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at the beginning and waves were incorporated

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right away. And as we're going through different

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design patterns, always with waves, another like

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epiphany like went off in my head and I'm like

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brainwaves, right? That's kind of how the whole,

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you know, going down that rabbit hole. came to

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play for building Lava Beats, right? So we came

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up with the waves and then I thought brain waves,

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then deep dive into brain waves, vinyl beats

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came to my forefront and I was like, okay, this

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is really cool. We can incorporate these sound

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frequencies and bend them into the music. And

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there we go. We have focus music to help increase

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creativity, focus, production, things of that

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nature. But, you know, what we do is me and I

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have a team of musicians that we work with and

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other influential musicians that we co -brand

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with to create music, is we create all different

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styles of music, right? Not just like focal meditative

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music. It's we did an R &B and soul album, all

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instrumental. We did a lo -fi album, ambient

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house album. you know, we really try to hit on

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different genres of music, you know, this winter

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will come out with a classical classical piano

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album, guitar, blues album, and all the tracks

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will have different effects to activate different

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variables. So Vinny, I, we tried these and for

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me personally, my favorites, the orange vanilla,

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it's kind of like a taste like a creamsicle to

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me. I love it. But I wanted to ask you, because

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this is such a unique beverage, did the coffee

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or the caffeinated part of it kind of have to

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dictate what flavors you chose? Or were you like,

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these are the flavors I like, this is what I

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want to want to create? Yeah, so it didn't dictate

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it at all. So what did dictate it was we wanted

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to do classic flavoring, flavorings that will

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always stay in the test of time that people understand

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that people love, right? So lemon ice. When you

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drink the lemon ice, it literally tastes like

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Italian lemon ice. without the sugar. It's round,

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it's clean, it's punchy, it's delicious. The

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orange vanilla, again, classic, just like you

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said, an orange cream soup. We wanted to stay

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high level, classic flavors, things that people

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would understand and people would love. And then

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we have our natural flavor, which is just the

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sparkling water added benefits with some sea

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salt to give it a little bit of flavor and not

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just leave it flat. You know what I mean? So

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again, just classic. cool flavor. That's really

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cool. What what goes into, you know, kind of

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picking some different flavors? Because I'm guessing

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as much as these classic ones that we're talking

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about, I'm guessing there was like a room full

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of other possibles, right? Is that is that the

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case? Or am I dreaming that? Yeah, we discussed

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it internally. We do research on what sells very

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well, high level. what it does is we go through

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tons of formulations to get the right flavor

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profile. We test those formulations and then

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we make a decision. That's so neat. I just think,

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like I said, I think it's so neat how you put

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it together. When I look at the can and I look

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at zero sugar, zero calories, but it's got a

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flavor. I don't know how you do, this is like

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magic to me. It's like there's nothing in this

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can, but somehow it tastes good and it gives

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me energy. I just think that concept is incredible,

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especially for folks that are very just calorie

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and carb conscious. Speaking of that, was that

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the goal from the beginning was you wanted something

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zero sugar, zero calories? And from someone who's

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a musician and does work or had worked in the

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restaurant industry, I mean, this is a bit of

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science, so who do you go to for that to say,

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hey, listen, how do we make this zero calorie,

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zero sugar? Did you kind of know what you were

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doing? We kind of had an understanding, but we

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did work with the grape formulation house to

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make it happen, make it taste delicious. But,

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you know, when you're taking flavor extracts,

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there's different kinds of flavor extracts. Most

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extracts come from the use of alcohol to extract

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flavor from the orange, from the lemon, et cetera.

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We use a certain company that extracts the flavor

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using CO2, so it's a cleaner flavoring than using

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alcohol to extract flavoring. And the zero calorie,

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zero sugar, it's pretty simple. Just keep it

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low level. You don't add anything, because the

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extractive flavoring doesn't have any calories.

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You know, caffeine doesn't have any calories,

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caffeine doesn't have any calories. We don't

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use sweeteners or sugar, so there's no calories

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there. We keep it, again, like the thought process

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was I was thinking, I was building something

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that, for me, that I wanted. because I'm health

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forward, as so many people out there are health

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forward that don't want that, don't drink sodas,

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don't drink energy drinks, and there's nothing

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out there for them that is something like this,

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that is clean, that's mid -day pick -me -up,

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it's not too much energy, it's just enough to

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give you that boost. You can drink these all

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day and never feel crazy. The L -thin, that bounces

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out any jitters from any excess of caffeine.

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So you can drink three or four of these a day,

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I drink all day. I gotta say, I can completely

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understand that because I'm in that boat, right?

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I traditionally drink water or... coffee and

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black coffee. I don't put anything in it. So

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I drank probably five lifetimes worth of soda

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in my younger years and gave that up. And it

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was life changing. And I think so many people

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are doing that. But again, like I said, it seems

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like my options are energy drinks that are full

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of all kinds of nonsense that I don't want any

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part of. or just plain old water. So this is

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great filling the market. Tell us a little bit

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when we talk about the market. Where can folks

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get this? Because we understand it's available

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in a number of spots all over New York State

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at least, right? We are. Primarily as far as

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retail goes in New York City, we're new to the

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market. We're a year old. we're even younger

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than that as far as our distribution goes. So

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we're really just getting out there of a really

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proven concept. It's going very well, by the

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way. We know that we have a product that there's

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a need for it. So right now, you can get it in

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retail in about 70 stores, 70 plus stores. And

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we're in a couple of places in the Catskills,

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and we're here and there. We're one spot in Syracuse.

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I apologize, I can't think of a spot to name

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my now. But on our website, there is a find us

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ad at the top and I'll show you every single

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spot where you can get us. And you can also order

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us online through our website. Free shipping.

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Yeah, that's incredible. You guys sent us a case

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of it. And I feel like it appeared within a day

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of a conversation. So I can I can attest to that

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right there. Also, I want to compliment you.

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Not only did you send us a case, but you guys

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had like the sexiest branding. Like we got this

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beautiful suave water sleeve and there's this

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gold straw in it, which I just wanted to thank

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you. It's such a nice time. I feel more important

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just using it. So just, are you behind all the

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marketing and branding is that you and your wife

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together? It's me and my wife together, we discuss

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everything besides marketing and branding, you

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know, we're positioned as we're thinking of ourselves

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as a luxury brand, you know, we like to elevate

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it. So a gold wall, the straw was such a nice

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touch, you know, we didn't know we started like

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handing those things out in rooms like oh my

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god. A little things matter in that industry.

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It really does in every business. So many folks

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I feel like have gotten away from that. I think

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and honestly, I'll tell you what. And as we're

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talking here, so many of these things just really

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impress me about your business approach, you

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know, even with the flavors and like you said,

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going with something simple and something that

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people understand. And there's so many of these

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folks that, you know, obviously you've created

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a new type of product, but there's so many of

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these folks that want to recreate everything

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and they'll come up with some weird combination

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and then call it something you never heard of.

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And it's like, what the hell am I getting? This

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you walk up on the store shelves and like, wow,

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that looks cool. And it's a lemon drink or it's

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an orange drink. I immediately know what's happening.

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And I just want to tip my hat to you. It's really

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a great job and a lot of thought put into things

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that other people, you know, they think they're

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being cool by being sort of difficult. I think

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you've really got the right approach. Thank you.

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I appreciate that. So the last thing and we'll

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let you go is really just you know, you mentioned

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your website things like that What are the socials?

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What are some places some folks might be able

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to check out more about this cool product? My

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wife, she runs all of our socials. She runs all

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of our branding. We keep everything super high

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level. We keep everyone very informed on what

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we're doing, events, activations, and just what's

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to come. Well, I want to give you before we go,

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I actually have one more thing. Sure. From one

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artist to another, I feel like I need to do this.

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Let's talk about your music real quick. Where

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can we find your music and buy it wherever music

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is sold these days or streamed? Yeah, we're basically

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on almost every music platform from Spotify,

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iTunes, Tidal, Pandora. Just type in Wobble Water

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and it's gonna come up and you're gonna have

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access to all of our albums. And again, we come

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out with new music every, let's call it six weeks

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or so. Sometimes we drop a single track, sometimes

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we drop a full album. But every track, we talk

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about what this track is going to do. for your

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mind state, again, whether you're looking to

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be more creative. I was talking to other musicians

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recently, and I was saying, first of all, you're

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ahead of your time with the Wobble Water itself,

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but you're also ahead of your time with the music

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because I personally believe that's where we're

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headed, where people are now consuming music

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by mood. So I think you really hit hit the mark

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with that. So I just wanted to let you know,

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I appreciate how you incorporate the music into

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this. Yeah, thank you. I really appreciate that.

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It's a thing. It's a movement and it's becoming

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more mainstream. Me and Lexi are going out to

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LA, UCLA, to a functional music conference at

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UCLA two Mondays from now. We're all the top

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researchers, musicians, scientists for functional

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music. And functional music is music that, like

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one of our beats, can help pitch into certain

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mind states. So it's happening. Yeah. Wow. Awesome.

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This is it. You've nailed it, man. Listen, we

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really appreciate your time. This is great. And

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of course, for sending us some samples so we

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could really know what it is we're talking about

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here. It's great. It's been awesome to have you.

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Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you

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Wava water grab it and grab the music that goes

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with it cuz that's badass. Yeah. All right, Vinny.

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Thank you so much We will be right back On Good

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News York sponsored by ads on the go get ads

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on the go the King Matt Mazer. There you go.

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Hey, buddy. Thought Mike was having a stroke.

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We're back. We are back. It's Tuesday News Day.

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Oh, shit. And you have a pile of things for us

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to talk about. I mean, it's news, but it's not

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like the traditional news. We just it's just

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fun stuff. Yeah, like the same shit we've covered

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for 90 episodes. Pretty much 90, by the way.

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Ninety nine zero. Almost a ten. Hey, quick shout

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out to other local podcasts. Captivate, CNY hit

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their hundredth episode. Wow. They're ten ahead

00:21:49.769 --> 00:21:54.049
of us. Yeah. Well, they're also a year head start.

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So they go for quality, not quantity. Unlike

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us, we just yeah, we just pump out shit. We're

00:22:00.490 --> 00:22:05.220
just year round. Yep. Diarrhea of podcast diarrhea

00:22:05.220 --> 00:22:07.099
of pot actually let's start I want to start I'm

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I've been waiting for this you mentioned something

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about little John yesterday Yeah, and we didn't

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get it Okay, we didn't get to it what? What's

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the third one? Yeah, what Danny? What's the third

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one? Yeah, okay, and What oh, I don't remember

00:22:24.619 --> 00:22:27.759
the third one. He's got three of them. Yeah,

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yeah Okay I think I just made Danny piss his

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pants. I've never seen him leave. That's what

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made him leave. I've said so many worse things.

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He's like, that's it, I'm gone. That's fine.

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So it's easy. He's crying. Yeah, yeah. OK. Oh,

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is it? Watch out. No. Watch out. What? What?

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Somebody has not watched enough Chappelle show

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Well, I guess we anyway the story that was it

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the actual fucking story yesterday I've been

00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:15.759
very intrigued. So let's what what is it? Yeah,

00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:22.940
so If you if you jump This is our interns first

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day, this is fucking great and walk into this

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So if you go to our Facebook page, and we'll

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of course cut it in here, but if you go to our

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Facebook page for Good News York, you will see

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I re -shared the video that Lil Jon himself shared

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just recently, but it was from his time at the

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state fair a couple weeks back where he came

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to town. There's a fan, Lil Jon fan, young woman

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who lost her leg in a car wreck or something.

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And so she's got a prosthetic. And let's, we

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can just fire the clip. Danny's got it right

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there. and first time at the fair, and I got

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this awesome signature. Sick. That's awesome.

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Clearly a Byrds fan. Go Byrds. Man, she got to

00:24:33.829 --> 00:24:36.869
meet me. What? Thank you so much. I didn't expect

00:24:36.869 --> 00:24:39.190
that. See, I just said, what? Yeah, see, that

00:24:39.190 --> 00:24:44.240
was a real one. I, you know, and that was the

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reaction for not only me and a lot of folks in

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the comments, all the same thing. Like, oh, here's

00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:50.680
this this really kind of inspirational video

00:24:50.680 --> 00:24:52.920
of of this woman. Nobody expected him to come

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out like that in the video. And we thought he

00:24:55.099 --> 00:24:57.500
was sharing her video. You know, I have to admit,

00:24:57.519 --> 00:24:59.579
I always got him mixed up with Lil Wayne. And

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then there was like Lil Lil Dragon, Lil. Little

00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:04.819
marshmallow. There's so many Lil's. There's a

00:25:04.819 --> 00:25:06.920
lot of Lil's. A lot of Lil's. Yeah. They never

00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:08.640
seem to get any bigger either. I never understood

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.539
that part. They never do. They never do. That

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is such a great story. Lil Wayne, jokes aside.

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I mean Lil' John. You did it to me. See? Lil'

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John will just always, you know, be special.

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Because, you know, that video was cool. When

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he was at the fair, he also posted some videos

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giving love to Syracuse. Nice. You know, I don't

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follow every one of the artists that came to

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the fair, these big national acts, but I don't

00:25:38.190 --> 00:25:40.369
know that many of them really gave the love and

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respect to our town as he did. And I think that's

00:25:42.470 --> 00:25:45.910
just a lot to be said about an artist, especially

00:25:45.910 --> 00:25:48.349
somebody of his caliber, name recognition, to

00:25:48.349 --> 00:25:51.829
actually kind of show respect to the area is

00:25:51.829 --> 00:25:54.609
awesome. Yeah, it is awesome. And you know why?

00:25:54.869 --> 00:25:58.740
It's because you see those... promo videos or

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videos of artists giving an area a shout out.

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And you can tell it's very contrived. It's you

00:26:03.859 --> 00:26:06.819
could tell he genuinely like he had. Hello, Seattle.

00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:10.720
Good night, dark continent. Where am I? But you

00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:12.859
know what I mean? Like they he genuinely was

00:26:12.859 --> 00:26:16.119
given genuine love to the area. I've got to tell

00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:18.220
you, do you remember the Super Bowl a few years

00:26:18.220 --> 00:26:19.740
ago? I know you don't watch sports, but a few

00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:22.980
years ago and they had like the 90s hip hop halftime

00:26:22.980 --> 00:26:26.410
show. Well, they did okay, and it was like Snoop

00:26:26.410 --> 00:26:31.470
Dogg and it was Yeah, I know yeah, I remember

00:26:31.470 --> 00:26:34.910
that so I got to tell you something whenever

00:26:34.910 --> 00:26:39.930
a song from the 90s comes on right? People that

00:26:39.930 --> 00:26:42.329
grew up in the 90s obviously love it and they

00:26:42.329 --> 00:26:44.769
start they start moving and shaking if you want

00:26:44.769 --> 00:26:47.490
to see middle -aged white women go crazy throw

00:26:47.490 --> 00:26:54.519
on little John Get low Oh wait, that's Usher.

00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:59.099
Whatever, that one too. That one will really

00:26:59.099 --> 00:27:01.720
get their asses shaken. But you throw on that

00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:05.079
little John Get Low, they lose their minds. Yeah!

00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:07.960
We were at a Super Bowl party, our kids were

00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.000
there, and I just remember that came on and all

00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.819
the women in the room were like grabbing onto

00:27:13.819 --> 00:27:16.359
the arms of the couch and all the kids were looking

00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:20.160
around like, Mom, what are you doing? What's

00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:32.240
going on? Dude's got it down, man. I'll tell

00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:35.160
you what. It's great. I love it. It's awesome.

00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:38.960
You know what? Staying on music. OK. All right.

00:27:39.019 --> 00:27:42.099
So I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy. Uh -oh.

00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:45.319
Oh, we're going into this. I can't just say all

00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:48.339
conspiracy theories are fake. That would be Ridiculous

00:27:48.339 --> 00:27:51.700
because you know, that's it. Come on But some

00:27:51.700 --> 00:27:53.079
point it's a numbers game. It's at some point

00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:56.880
it's a number two, but this one I don't believe

00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:00.119
it. I just appreciate the thought that went into

00:28:00.119 --> 00:28:01.920
it and I think it's hilarious Okay, did some

00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:04.019
digging on my own Danny if you could pull up

00:28:04.019 --> 00:28:06.660
the video We walked in and Mike was straight

00:28:06.660 --> 00:28:09.200
down the rabbit hole of this this came up on

00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:14.039
my feed and I had to just listen to this Four

00:28:14.039 --> 00:28:18.470
dates And every tour date lines up with a missing

00:28:18.470 --> 00:28:21.630
person or an unsolved homicide every place He's

00:28:21.630 --> 00:28:24.589
ever been the guys we came up with of course

00:28:24.589 --> 00:28:27.509
about a hundred and twenty missing persons and

00:28:27.509 --> 00:28:31.109
around not roughly 90 unsolved homicides, and

00:28:31.109 --> 00:28:35.509
I am telling you the man is a monster when All

00:28:35.509 --> 00:28:42.910
right, so To summarize real quick the theory

00:28:42.910 --> 00:28:48.279
here Is that Garth Brooks? country music legend

00:28:48.279 --> 00:28:52.079
Garth Brooks the Thunder roll Garth Brooks rolls

00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.619
Thunder kills is a serial killer that's and the

00:28:56.619 --> 00:29:02.400
evidence is They can look at crime data from

00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.680
the various major cities that this man toured

00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:08.539
in and They found that a crime occurred in those

00:29:08.539 --> 00:29:11.000
cities on the same day. Yeah, but it goes far

00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.480
so it's clearly Garth Brooks clearly I mean,

00:29:14.859 --> 00:29:17.599
no trial needed. Right. Here's the thing. It's

00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:20.799
a monster, as this fellow says, but it's not

00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:23.900
just tour dates. He goes further that it goes

00:29:23.900 --> 00:29:26.319
back to when he was like in college and where

00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.480
he lived. Crime occurred when Garth was young,

00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:31.380
too. Yeah. So I guess this woman that went missing

00:29:31.380 --> 00:29:35.039
or was killed lived only like five or 10 miles

00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:37.259
away from where he lived during college. It's

00:29:37.259 --> 00:29:40.940
it's crazy to me because I can't believe someone

00:29:40.940 --> 00:29:43.670
had the time to. But first of all, how do you

00:29:43.670 --> 00:29:45.869
even put that together? How do you go? Oh, look,

00:29:45.890 --> 00:29:48.750
here's Garth Brooks tour dates Let me see if

00:29:48.750 --> 00:29:51.970
anyone died around, you know, I like I theorize

00:29:51.970 --> 00:29:54.089
I think it had to start with Tom Segura. He had

00:29:54.089 --> 00:29:57.930
some sort of bit. Oh she started this I don't

00:29:57.930 --> 00:30:01.369
know the the backstory on I theorize and I don't

00:30:01.369 --> 00:30:04.130
care enough to test this theory but I theorize

00:30:04.130 --> 00:30:07.849
that you can find any major artist and Make a

00:30:07.849 --> 00:30:10.539
viable case for the same thing Again, just clearly

00:30:10.539 --> 00:30:12.799
based on stats. Numbers game, like you said.

00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:15.779
Andrew Dice Clay performed at Madison Square

00:30:15.779 --> 00:30:18.920
Garden, and five people were murdered that week

00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.059
in New York City. I think the Dice Man did it.

00:30:22.140 --> 00:30:24.900
I heard that Mick Jagger was actually a pickpocket.

00:30:25.859 --> 00:30:27.859
Mick Jagger was a pickpocket? Yeah, yeah, a lot

00:30:27.859 --> 00:30:31.380
of people went to his concerts and left without

00:30:31.380 --> 00:30:34.460
their wallets. Yeah. Here's the thing, though.

00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:37.380
I went a little further. Oh, dear. Yeah, yeah.

00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:41.660
Danny, pull up from right to left. I've got some

00:30:41.660 --> 00:30:43.460
lyrics that I highlighted. I went through Garth

00:30:43.460 --> 00:30:45.460
Brooks' catalog. Oh, you went through the lyrics?

00:30:45.819 --> 00:30:47.859
We're going this deep? Dude, we're going deep.

00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:50.119
Buddy, hit a little control plus and zoom in.

00:30:50.119 --> 00:30:53.359
Check out the title of this song, What She's

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.920
Doing Now. I'll tell you what she's doing now.

00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:57.299
What she's doing now. I don't know if that's

00:30:57.299 --> 00:30:59.500
how the song even goes. She's she don't know

00:30:59.500 --> 00:31:01.960
that's what she's doing. Oh, he clicked off my

00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:04.539
highlight last time I saw her it was turning

00:31:04.539 --> 00:31:08.819
colder, but that was years ago Last I heard she

00:31:08.819 --> 00:31:12.140
had mood moved to Boulder, but where she's now

00:31:12.140 --> 00:31:18.160
I Don't know I mean buried Go to you know, or

00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:21.960
it's just an ex who we stopped talking to This

00:31:21.960 --> 00:31:24.220
one so I'll just what's the name of the song?

00:31:24.839 --> 00:31:27.119
It's called which one of them is like the most

00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:29.380
obscure Garth Brooks songs you could have found

00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:31.559
well think about it if you're Garth Brooks I'm

00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:35.539
not gonna put what I my murder details in my

00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:37.539
hit songs I'm gonna put him in the b -side he's

00:31:37.539 --> 00:31:39.920
got a lot to learn so I'll just smile and pretend

00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:44.000
and she'll never know Who she's up against when

00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.119
she's holding me close a monster is what she's

00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:49.720
up against Dude, it's there and then there's

00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:51.920
like two more. There's two more. It's there.

00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:56.759
It's all It's a monster. He's right walking after

00:31:56.759 --> 00:31:59.140
midnight. Is this the Patsy Klein song? No, no,

00:31:59.140 --> 00:32:01.920
no. Oh, maybe I go it is this is a Patsy Klein

00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:05.099
song shit So Patsy Klein's a murderer. I mean

00:32:05.099 --> 00:32:07.680
she could be I'm always walking after midnight

00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.680
searching for you. All right scratch that one

00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:12.480
It's like it but why did he cover it all -time

00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:15.680
classic probably? Yeah, and then last but not

00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:19.720
least This one, I think is the nail. Oh, I can't

00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:21.799
wait for this one. No pun intended. When there's

00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:25.500
no one around is the name of the song. Huh? This

00:32:25.500 --> 00:32:28.200
is the man that nobody sees. He wears my old

00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.940
clothes and he looks just like me. Just one of

00:32:30.940 --> 00:32:33.039
the boys who gets lost in the crowd. He's the

00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:35.160
man that I am when there's no one around. Dude,

00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:39.180
there it is. He's a fucking psycho. What? There's

00:32:39.180 --> 00:32:42.640
a killer inside him and it's Chris Gaines. That's

00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:45.319
what I'm talking about. I genuinely don't understand.

00:32:46.059 --> 00:32:48.930
What is that? Don't know did you start a document

00:32:48.930 --> 00:32:52.430
Danny Garth Brooks? I did it What is that he

00:32:52.430 --> 00:32:54.750
found looks? I did it. He found the wait a minute.

00:32:54.869 --> 00:32:57.289
What does it say? It's a new track actually always

00:32:57.289 --> 00:33:02.450
killing people and making them disappear in No,

00:33:02.849 --> 00:33:05.190
I like that you left the geo irrefutable proof

00:33:05.190 --> 00:33:08.890
yeah, that's funny. That's wild so I don't know

00:33:08.890 --> 00:33:12.349
so Be on the lookout for Garth Brooks apparently.

00:33:12.369 --> 00:33:14.309
Garth Brooks is playing in your area. Does he

00:33:14.309 --> 00:33:17.380
still tour fucking strap up what? Is he still?

00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.559
OK. I thought he was one of those guys that sort

00:33:19.559 --> 00:33:22.440
of took his money and retired. Well, he took

00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:26.440
his money and... I mean, clearly he's got a garage

00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:28.140
full of skulls or something, it sounds like.

00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:30.380
I want to talk about this real quick. OK. Hold

00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:32.579
the pizza bagel up. So Barstool released this

00:33:32.579 --> 00:33:33.700
video. I'm not going to play the video. I just

00:33:33.700 --> 00:33:35.319
want you to see the video. Pizza bagel? Dude,

00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:38.769
this is so great. When pizza's on a bagel. We

00:33:38.769 --> 00:33:41.450
talk about organic content. OK. This is an example

00:33:41.450 --> 00:33:44.589
of something so simple, but so engaging. All

00:33:44.589 --> 00:33:46.670
right. And I'm curious to see where you. I'm

00:33:46.670 --> 00:33:48.150
curious to understand what we're talking about.

00:33:48.170 --> 00:33:49.710
Danny really surprised me with what he picked.

00:33:50.130 --> 00:33:52.710
So the premise is, which bagel bite are you picking?

00:33:52.950 --> 00:33:54.829
I don't know if you can. Oh, I see. So the idea

00:33:54.829 --> 00:33:56.930
is you go to somebody's house, they put this

00:33:56.930 --> 00:33:59.470
plate down in front of you. Which is the first

00:33:59.470 --> 00:34:01.630
off the pile you would grab? Is that what we're

00:34:01.630 --> 00:34:04.910
saying? OK. So without overthinking it too much.

00:34:05.099 --> 00:34:08.659
All right. I'm immediately drawn to 10 because

00:34:08.659 --> 00:34:11.880
I'm a guy that likes a little crisp. Oh, oh,

00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:14.059
oh. And I like that the cheese is hanging off

00:34:14.059 --> 00:34:16.320
the side. That means it's extra cheese. You've

00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.260
put way more thought into this. Now, what if

00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:21.480
if you're a sauce person, number nine is phenomenal.

00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:23.840
But here's my way of thinking. There's nothing

00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:26.460
more painful than a pizza bagel burn on your

00:34:26.460 --> 00:34:29.710
side of your mouth. Number nine, if it's hot

00:34:29.710 --> 00:34:32.289
off the oven, that screams. There are four thousand

00:34:32.289 --> 00:34:34.329
degrees inside that. That screams third degree

00:34:34.329 --> 00:34:36.309
burns. Yep. Staying away from nine. All right.

00:34:36.349 --> 00:34:39.070
So I like ten. But then my last one I'm thinking

00:34:39.070 --> 00:34:42.170
about up there way up at the top. Take a look

00:34:42.170 --> 00:34:47.230
at six. OK, six seems to me it's the perfect

00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:49.889
cheese to sauce ratio. And there's a little extra

00:34:49.889 --> 00:34:52.610
on the side. So you're really getting the most

00:34:52.610 --> 00:34:55.809
for your grab. I got to ask you a question. Yeah.

00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:58.559
Does this entire thought process typically go

00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.139
through your head before you choose a food 100

00:35:01.139 --> 00:35:04.619
% holy shit more rapid rate Let's be exhausting

00:35:04.619 --> 00:35:06.780
to be you. Oh, no, it doesn't I'm a fat kid.

00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:12.199
I grabbed the one on the top of the pile Like

00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:14.480
oh there's different ones so you don't look you

00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:18.159
just grab fuck no, it's a pizza bagel, okay?

00:35:18.739 --> 00:35:20.760
17 to me doesn't matter what it looks like they

00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:23.739
all taste a hundred percent the same Yeah, but

00:35:23.739 --> 00:35:26.489
you can get pizza in the morning pizza in the

00:35:26.489 --> 00:35:29.929
evening, pizza at suppertime with pizza on your

00:35:29.929 --> 00:35:31.949
bagel. You can really get pizza any time. That's

00:35:31.949 --> 00:35:34.730
what I've heard. Yeah. So I don't know. So you

00:35:34.730 --> 00:35:36.489
so you're going to pick all of you're going to

00:35:36.489 --> 00:35:37.710
pick none of them. I'm literally going to the

00:35:37.710 --> 00:35:40.230
top of the pile, the closest to my reach. Maybe

00:35:40.230 --> 00:35:42.909
it's the edge piece. But again, the most convenient

00:35:42.909 --> 00:35:47.550
to grab. I'm not I'm not giving any sort of consideration

00:35:47.550 --> 00:35:49.690
to the look unless there's one that's horrific.

00:35:49.789 --> 00:35:52.170
Right. Like sometimes you get those that you've.

00:35:52.030 --> 00:35:54.829
put in too long, and all the cheese is just soup,

00:35:54.909 --> 00:35:56.949
and it's completely falling off the thing. Like,

00:35:56.949 --> 00:35:59.409
I ain't choosing that one. But any one on this

00:35:59.409 --> 00:36:01.429
plate is satisfactory. Danny, which one did you

00:36:01.429 --> 00:36:05.730
choose again? Yeah, this blew my mind, because

00:36:05.730 --> 00:36:08.070
that's probably the last one I would grab, because

00:36:08.070 --> 00:36:09.510
there's the least amount of cheese and sauce.

00:36:09.809 --> 00:36:12.250
But he brings up a great point. See, to me, it's

00:36:12.250 --> 00:36:14.469
front and center. I would be right in that one

00:36:14.469 --> 00:36:16.909
or the 21 as well. Yeah, but your theory is geography,

00:36:17.050 --> 00:36:19.170
whatever is closest to your hand. But what Danny's

00:36:19.170 --> 00:36:21.739
saying is... It's given you let that natural

00:36:21.739 --> 00:36:24.719
pizza crust on the edges because it's fair. Yeah,

00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:26.699
I thought that was a brilliant observation that

00:36:26.699 --> 00:36:28.519
I wouldn't have thought of. That's fair. That's

00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:31.500
number three is like the redheaded. Now, here's

00:36:31.500 --> 00:36:34.179
the thing. And maybe we should do this for another

00:36:34.179 --> 00:36:37.360
day, because I believe this bit would be completely

00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:41.059
different if instead of a plate of completely

00:36:41.059 --> 00:36:45.079
identical things, we looked at like a dozen donuts.

00:36:46.300 --> 00:36:48.699
And, you know, where there's a genuine difference

00:36:48.699 --> 00:36:51.139
now there. I'm like you, I'm going through that

00:36:51.139 --> 00:36:53.019
thought process going, hmm, do I want this one?

00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:54.880
Do I want the one that the powdered doughnuts

00:36:54.880 --> 00:36:56.599
tasty, but it's going to be the messy thing,

00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.940
you know, like there is real consideration when

00:36:59.940 --> 00:37:02.199
it comes to a plate of these or like, you know,

00:37:02.340 --> 00:37:04.380
a plate of dino nuggets or some of this shit

00:37:04.380 --> 00:37:07.780
like just consume it. There's if you're taking

00:37:07.780 --> 00:37:09.960
the time to think about your pizza bagel, you

00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:13.880
are not a proper fat kid. I appreciate that thought.

00:37:13.940 --> 00:37:17.400
But for me, I think when you're looking at doughnuts

00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:19.780
and that's a great bit and we should do it. As

00:37:19.780 --> 00:37:21.280
you said, there's a clear difference. So then

00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:23.639
it just becomes what's your favorite kind of

00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:24.659
donut. That's what I'm saying. With this, there's

00:37:24.659 --> 00:37:26.159
zero difference on any of those two. Right. But

00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:28.400
I think that makes it better, because it's more,

00:37:29.099 --> 00:37:31.440
if everything is the same, if it's the same exact

00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:34.539
product, what is separating it for you? Why are

00:37:34.539 --> 00:37:36.719
you going for this one? I think it makes it more

00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.559
intriguing than, well, I just don't like jelly

00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:39.900
donuts, so I'm going to grab this chocolate one.

00:37:40.099 --> 00:37:43.039
But whatever. Fair enough. Fair enough. All right.

00:37:43.059 --> 00:37:44.420
That was good. I enjoyed that. That was fun.

00:37:44.500 --> 00:37:46.840
That was fun. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Back

00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.099
up. If you could jump back to that video buddy

00:37:50.099 --> 00:37:54.199
I'm just interested to know what some of their

00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:57.079
picks were he clicked off control shift t. He

00:37:57.079 --> 00:38:01.980
is lost He's freaking out guys. Oh there it is

00:38:01.980 --> 00:38:05.780
damn nice What do you wanna? I'm just curious

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:08.420
to see what they pick in the video oh I don't

00:38:08.420 --> 00:38:11.139
even know if I watch on the internet right now.

00:38:11.139 --> 00:38:14.260
I took this photo of these bagel bites at 2 a

00:38:14.260 --> 00:38:17.480
.m And I need to know who you're drafting first.

00:38:17.739 --> 00:38:19.619
Also, just as a side note, this is, again, when

00:38:19.619 --> 00:38:22.539
we talk about content creation, like. Number

00:38:22.539 --> 00:38:27.519
23. Yep. So that guy's choice was to go with

00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:29.920
the shittiest choice first. All right, bro's

00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:30.980
less interesting than I thought it was going

00:38:30.980 --> 00:38:33.409
to be. OK. He's way too laid back over this.

00:38:33.469 --> 00:38:36.030
This is a serious issue. I mean, he got Barstool

00:38:36.030 --> 00:38:37.789
to share it, so he did something right. Real

00:38:37.789 --> 00:38:40.690
quick, though, before we go, this is exciting.

00:38:41.050 --> 00:38:43.510
OK. We always. What's exciting? More and more,

00:38:43.630 --> 00:38:45.269
especially since American High has been here,

00:38:45.570 --> 00:38:47.570
we're having more celebrity sightings in Syracuse.

00:38:48.130 --> 00:38:51.690
Dan Aykroyd was at Dinosaur Barbecue. Yeah. I

00:38:51.690 --> 00:38:56.289
love that. He frequents the place quite often.

00:38:56.630 --> 00:38:57.929
Yeah, but you told me something this morning

00:38:57.929 --> 00:39:00.650
that I think is amazing. Yeah, so I tell everyone

00:39:00.650 --> 00:39:03.989
this at every opportunity I have. And it is a

00:39:03.989 --> 00:39:06.849
true story, Noble. And still my mind is blown

00:39:06.849 --> 00:39:09.610
every time I speak this to a local person and

00:39:09.610 --> 00:39:13.690
they have no idea. So the first part is Dan Aykroyd

00:39:13.690 --> 00:39:16.869
is one of the co -founders. He makes crystal

00:39:16.869 --> 00:39:19.369
head vodka. Yes. Now, even if you're not a big

00:39:19.369 --> 00:39:21.389
drinker, if you've ever even just been to a liquor

00:39:21.389 --> 00:39:23.309
store, you might have noticed a bottle on the

00:39:23.309 --> 00:39:25.150
shelf that is literally a skull. It's the clear

00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:28.170
glass of a clear. It's the coolest bottle, I

00:39:28.170 --> 00:39:29.670
think, in the whole liquor store. I love it.

00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:32.579
But that's Dan Aykroyd's product. Again, he's

00:39:32.579 --> 00:39:35.420
the co -founder of this vodka company. The interesting

00:39:35.420 --> 00:39:38.349
part that local folks don't know... is Crystal

00:39:38.349 --> 00:39:40.949
Head Vodka is filtered through Herkimer Diamonds.

00:39:41.309 --> 00:39:45.269
And I grew up in Herkimer, so that is beyond

00:39:45.269 --> 00:39:47.530
exciting to me. Yeah, it's an incredible thing.

00:39:47.690 --> 00:39:48.989
For folks that don't know, Herkimer Diamonds

00:39:48.989 --> 00:39:51.710
are a particular type of quartz crystal found

00:39:51.710 --> 00:39:55.190
in the Herkimer County area and like one other

00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:58.929
tiny spot in out west somewhere. Yeah, I am ashamed.

00:39:58.929 --> 00:40:01.139
They're very rare though. I'm ashamed to admit

00:40:01.139 --> 00:40:03.300
that growing up, I did not give a shit about

00:40:03.300 --> 00:40:06.280
Herkimer diamonds. I found out that people outside

00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:08.199
of Herkimer in the diamond world, it's a very

00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:10.239
big deal. We used to go there for field trips

00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:13.360
every year. It was fun, whatever. Come to find

00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:14.719
out. Do you remember there was a movie in the

00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:17.579
90s called Congo? Those diamonds in the movie

00:40:17.579 --> 00:40:20.260
were from Herkimer. Oh, really? Yeah. So up until

00:40:20.260 --> 00:40:22.940
Dan Aykroyd, that was the big like, holy cow.

00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:25.300
But yeah, Dan Aykroyd. Well, I know years before

00:40:25.300 --> 00:40:27.099
the Internet and before it was very easy for

00:40:27.099 --> 00:40:30.010
you to buy anything from anywhere. I know people

00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:33.329
that were very big in going to these gem shows,

00:40:33.429 --> 00:40:34.750
you know, just like trade shows you have for

00:40:34.750 --> 00:40:36.670
everything. They would have out west these big

00:40:36.670 --> 00:40:39.789
shows with unique gems and diamonds and things

00:40:39.789 --> 00:40:42.210
of that nature. These folks would take Herkimer

00:40:42.210 --> 00:40:45.230
diamonds and they would sell for huge money out

00:40:45.230 --> 00:40:46.829
west because like I said, you couldn't just get

00:40:46.829 --> 00:40:49.369
them. And they're so rare because they're only

00:40:49.369 --> 00:40:52.170
found here, but but yeah And again, you don't

00:40:52.170 --> 00:40:54.550
take my word for it go to the crystal head vodka

00:40:54.550 --> 00:40:57.130
website And you will see they very clearly disclose

00:40:57.130 --> 00:41:00.869
this so it's not some like urban legend Yeah,

00:41:01.269 --> 00:41:04.090
I mean I genuinely like look it up It's very

00:41:04.090 --> 00:41:05.449
straightforward and also you probably didn't

00:41:05.449 --> 00:41:07.269
know and we locals need to take more pride in

00:41:07.269 --> 00:41:09.150
that because it's cool as hell Pizza bagels are

00:41:09.150 --> 00:41:13.849
actually marinated in the Mohawk River You laugh

00:41:13.849 --> 00:41:17.119
that is That is something that not enough people

00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.300
know nor do they appreciate the last thing I

00:41:19.300 --> 00:41:24.460
want to talk about is Macaulay caulking is coming

00:41:24.460 --> 00:41:28.780
to Rochester and Buffalo they're doing a 35th

00:41:28.780 --> 00:41:32.539
anniversary home alone Tour and in my household

00:41:32.539 --> 00:41:35.280
I post every year Christmas time home alone one

00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:37.300
and two are my top favorite Christmas movies

00:41:37.300 --> 00:41:38.800
Which we can get into that discussion as we get

00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:41.800
closer to the holidays What's wrong with three?

00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:46.679
Oh, please Name me one movie that's a third that's

00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:48.760
good. And if you say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:50.579
I'll throw it to you. Why don't you like the

00:41:50.579 --> 00:41:52.940
New York City one, buddy? No, that's number two.

00:41:53.019 --> 00:41:53.980
I love that one. I don't understand. The New

00:41:53.980 --> 00:41:55.780
York City one's great with Pigeon Lady. Oh, OK.

00:41:55.940 --> 00:41:57.579
No, no, no. I love Home Alone 2. Home Alone 3

00:41:57.579 --> 00:41:59.860
was not even McCall. Wait, hold on. Which? Oh,

00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:01.420
oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit. OK. I think

00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:02.960
they did even more. I think they did like four.

00:42:03.179 --> 00:42:04.559
Maybe even five. Oh, they don't count without

00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:06.760
him. Unless it's Fast and the Furious, once you

00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:09.219
get past two, fuck it. I'm not watching it. Listen,

00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:11.800
Fast and the Furious 78 is gonna be awesome.

00:42:11.940 --> 00:42:13.559
Think about like Back to the Future, love those

00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:16.780
movies. One and two, great. Three? Hot taste

00:42:16.780 --> 00:42:18.340
goes off. Ninja Turtles, one and two, great.

00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:20.960
Third, garbage. They're in Japan, doesn't even

00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:22.920
make sense. By the third, it gets so diluted.

00:42:23.019 --> 00:42:25.559
It's like the movie, or that game telephone where

00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:26.900
you whisper in someone's ear and then by the

00:42:26.900 --> 00:42:28.340
time it gets to the end, it's totally different.

00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:31.820
But anyway. I caught the end of Robocop 3. Oh,

00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:35.059
you might be on to something. I don't remember

00:42:35.059 --> 00:42:36.860
three. Well, then that's fine. There's a reason

00:42:36.860 --> 00:42:39.320
for it. Well, anyway. Anyway. So Macaulay Culkin

00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:43.579
is coming to Rochester Buffalo. The one in Rochester

00:42:43.579 --> 00:42:45.659
is at the Westhurst Theatre. Have you ever met

00:42:45.659 --> 00:42:48.659
him? No, I wouldn't. If I met him, I wouldn't

00:42:48.659 --> 00:42:50.840
be flipping out right now. I was told I looked

00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:52.380
like him when I was a kid. I was just going to

00:42:52.380 --> 00:42:54.559
tell you when I was a kid. Literally, you could

00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:56.920
be a stunt double. Yeah. Well, I don't know about

00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:00.000
now, because now people tell me I look like I'm

00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:01.059
not gonna say whatever. No, you definitely look

00:43:01.059 --> 00:43:03.420
like him still. But, uh, you know... And he got

00:43:03.420 --> 00:43:06.860
old too. He did get old. Yeah. He, uh... Remember

00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:10.079
The Good Son? The Good Son was probably the most

00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:12.099
underrated Macaulay Culkin movie ever made. Yeah,

00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:14.059
because his... It was a phenomenal movie. Well,

00:43:14.059 --> 00:43:15.719
he was known as the kid from Home Alone, the,

00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:19.059
you know, the young, uh, innocent child, and

00:43:19.059 --> 00:43:21.360
he was a psychotic murderer like Garth Brooks.

00:43:22.019 --> 00:43:24.619
Absolute psychopath, and he, even as a child

00:43:24.619 --> 00:43:27.199
actor, man, he... It was good. There's awards

00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:29.400
for that. He's coming to Rochester. Tickets go

00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:33.420
on sale September 12th. And the show they're

00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:35.360
going to be showing Home Alone, the 35th anniversary,

00:43:35.460 --> 00:43:38.860
he will be there on December 6th at the West

00:43:38.860 --> 00:43:41.679
Her Theater in Rochester. But he is coming to

00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:43.380
Buffalo as well. And I don't know about where

00:43:43.380 --> 00:43:45.880
else in New York, but I got to meet him. I've

00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.679
got to. I've got to. You do. Dude, he's such

00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:50.280
a huge part of my childhood. You know what bothers

00:43:50.280 --> 00:43:53.119
me about Home Alone? There's one thing. Oh, if

00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:57.659
they had just called the cops. It's one of those

00:43:57.659 --> 00:44:01.960
movies where the most simple Basic normal human

00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:04.739
thing would destroy everything our intern is

00:44:04.739 --> 00:44:06.880
is poking holes. He's doing his job already.

00:44:06.940 --> 00:44:10.119
He's pointing to Danny and saying The phone lines

00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:13.019
were down. Oh Yeah, but he could he could have

00:44:13.019 --> 00:44:18.420
went to the neighbor's house. Oh The whole Oh

00:44:18.420 --> 00:44:26.079
cuz the alarm clock Fair enough Christopher Columbus

00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:30.059
was a racist Oh the director uh Wait a minute.

00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:40.860
You know what that's shameful Yeah, look what

00:44:40.860 --> 00:44:55.119
you did you little jerk yeah, bro What what Hold

00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:57.099
on a second. First of all, I've seen that movie

00:44:57.099 --> 00:44:59.820
I just hundred I just bragged that my household

00:44:59.820 --> 00:45:02.219
watches one in two every year and I didn't know

00:45:02.219 --> 00:45:06.099
that what I was gonna say were you on mic? So

00:45:06.099 --> 00:45:08.880
Danny Danny just breaking news. We're like little

00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:14.500
John what what? Apparently the phone lines were

00:45:14.500 --> 00:45:16.039
down which I that's pretty obvious. I should

00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:17.820
have known I didn't know the phone lines throughout

00:45:17.820 --> 00:45:20.179
the neighborhood were down though So he couldn't

00:45:20.179 --> 00:45:22.780
have called the cops But then Danny drops a bombshell

00:45:22.780 --> 00:45:24.860
that when he spills the milk when they're eating

00:45:24.860 --> 00:45:26.400
the pizza the night before they're like What

00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:28.880
you did you little jerk they get rid of his ticket?

00:45:29.300 --> 00:45:31.219
I do also think though He was really lucky that

00:45:31.219 --> 00:45:32.679
he found the only criminals who didn't own a

00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:43.679
gun the wet bandits So This isn't Danny. It's

00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.039
somebody's bad screen recording. That's fine.

00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.239
No, you're fine. Oh, Buzz. Buzz, your girlfriend,

00:45:50.599 --> 00:45:53.900
woof. Buzz was the unsung hero of this movie.

00:45:54.360 --> 00:46:04.619
Oh, there it goes. Oh. Wow, wow, wow. Danny,

00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.139
would you consider that an Easter egg, or is

00:46:07.139 --> 00:46:15.179
that like something we should have caught? Yeah

00:46:15.179 --> 00:46:17.179
See that's one of those things I sort of appreciate

00:46:17.179 --> 00:46:19.139
you watch some of these things where they like

00:46:19.139 --> 00:46:22.400
go out of their way to speak the obvious Yeah,

00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:24.880
yeah, it drives you insane But that's called

00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:27.739
being it's too on the nose. I think I yeah, absolutely

00:46:27.739 --> 00:46:31.199
I Spilled the soda and now my ticket is wet,

00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:38.579
right? Yeah, right. That's it's on the nose Right

00:46:38.579 --> 00:46:43.809
dude Danny's Danny's officially the home alone

00:46:43.809 --> 00:46:46.969
analyst. He's our special. How many kids you

00:46:46.969 --> 00:46:52.369
got now? Two. I got four. Damn. How like real

00:46:52.369 --> 00:46:56.269
talk. Oh, OK. How hard would it actually be to

00:46:56.269 --> 00:46:59.269
do something and for a few hours not realize

00:46:59.269 --> 00:47:04.329
that one of your kids is with you? Oh, that's

00:47:04.329 --> 00:47:07.250
a fucking doozy of a question. It's like if we're

00:47:07.250 --> 00:47:10.260
being honest. I would say... It's not as far

00:47:10.260 --> 00:47:12.940
-fetched as they made it out to be. Ask the question

00:47:12.940 --> 00:47:14.719
again. How long would it take before I... Yeah,

00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:16.159
before you sort of really... You know, you got

00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:18.159
the bun... You're traveling, you get the bundle,

00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:20.760
you just sort of assume that everybody's with

00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:24.639
you, but... Flying or driving? We'll just say

00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:26.320
going to do something for a couple hours. You're

00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:29.050
at the mall. As you and Danny both know, I worry

00:47:29.050 --> 00:47:31.650
about everything. You actually have those kid

00:47:31.650 --> 00:47:34.250
leashes? No, no, I don't do the kid leashes.

00:47:34.789 --> 00:47:39.110
I do shock collars. But I'm constantly double

00:47:39.110 --> 00:47:41.690
checking. I will say personally, not very long

00:47:41.690 --> 00:47:44.110
because I over worry and I love my children.

00:47:44.489 --> 00:47:47.630
But I could see how it could happen. Not to the

00:47:47.630 --> 00:47:49.230
extent of Home Alone. Yeah, I mean, that's obviously

00:47:49.230 --> 00:47:52.409
over the top. And after Home Alone 2, it's like,

00:47:52.610 --> 00:47:54.489
bitch, now it's... Like, you're not getting past

00:47:54.489 --> 00:47:58.880
the airport. No. Here's the thing. So that's

00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:01.500
just going to the mall. Now factor in you're

00:48:01.500 --> 00:48:03.940
with your entire family and you're flying over

00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:08.019
to Paris. and you just overslept and you're rushing

00:48:08.019 --> 00:48:10.199
to get to the airport so you can catch your flight

00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:12.559
on time. How like? Yeah, and there's like 20

00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:14.719
people in the crowd. No social media. People

00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:17.000
checking and do it like the neighbor's kid came

00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:19.400
over, so they did the accidental head count like

00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:21.559
and you assume, oh, somebody else took care of

00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:23.440
it like all the kids are here. And let's not

00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:25.860
forget the not to factor in. Kevin gets confused

00:48:25.860 --> 00:48:27.800
in the airport because some dudes were in the

00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.480
same trench coat as his dad. That's really what

00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:32.780
happens. By the way, I love that they run right

00:48:32.780 --> 00:48:35.019
up to the gate. And they're like, get on. Like,

00:48:35.179 --> 00:48:38.699
that shit's way outdated. Dude, all those classic

00:48:38.699 --> 00:48:41.380
movies where you can chase somebody to the gate

00:48:41.380 --> 00:48:44.679
and watch the plane go. It's like, oh, man, that

00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:46.500
doesn't. That used to be a thing. I don't think

00:48:46.500 --> 00:48:48.159
people realized that. There was once a point

00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:50.659
where airport security. Well, there was no airport

00:48:50.659 --> 00:48:52.440
security. You literally could walk up to the

00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:55.210
gate. Which is wild the only difference was you

00:48:55.210 --> 00:48:56.690
can't get on the plane unless you had a ticket

00:48:56.690 --> 00:48:58.929
I was the only thing I was too young to either

00:48:58.929 --> 00:49:01.210
remember or to see it But you could fucking smoke

00:49:01.210 --> 00:49:03.670
on air. That's insane. Some of them still have

00:49:03.670 --> 00:49:06.389
ashtrays. No, they don't they do really? Yeah,

00:49:06.989 --> 00:49:08.429
I mean most of them at this point have been redone

00:49:08.429 --> 00:49:10.190
But you got to keep in mind that planes are maintained

00:49:10.190 --> 00:49:12.429
and I don't know if I for decades So if I get

00:49:12.429 --> 00:49:14.349
on a plane and there's still ashtrays that tells

00:49:14.349 --> 00:49:18.130
me this shit is old Yeah, well, so I think probably

00:49:18.130 --> 00:49:20.230
a good chance most of them have had the interiors

00:49:20.230 --> 00:49:22.030
redone But like I said, there's a lot of them

00:49:22.030 --> 00:49:26.210
planes Stay in service for decades. Yeah. Well,

00:49:26.769 --> 00:49:30.190
wow. What an episode. Yeah. Shout out of the

00:49:30.190 --> 00:49:34.510
cannon. We laughed. Danny walked out. Yeah, I

00:49:34.510 --> 00:49:36.909
mean... He did. That's not even a joke. We had

00:49:36.909 --> 00:49:38.849
a... We drank some... Great interview with a...

00:49:38.849 --> 00:49:41.489
Wava water. Yeah, yeah. Entrepreneur. Get your

00:49:41.489 --> 00:49:44.730
wava water. Listen to some neural beats. Binaural

00:49:44.730 --> 00:49:48.269
beats. Binaural. I think that's that word. Binaural.

00:49:49.210 --> 00:49:51.849
Oh, it's bimanin. We got to get the fuck off.

00:49:52.110 --> 00:49:53.989
Yes. Peace out. Bye.
