WEBVTT 00:00:08.820 --> 00:00:12.380 Hey folks, I'm Matt Major from Growth Mode Content. 00:00:12.460 --> 00:00:16.379 Welcome to another episode of Good News York. 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:19.559 Joining us again, back from his vacation, all 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.179 rested, he's got the fresh hair gel, he's rockin' 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:25.300 and rollin'. Mikey B hanging out with us. Welcome, 00:00:25.859 --> 00:00:28.280 well I should say, it's good to be back. Yeah. 00:00:28.539 --> 00:00:30.339 I'm back in the saddle. I missed you guys. I 00:00:30.339 --> 00:00:33.259 really did. I could tell by the zillions of messages 00:00:33.259 --> 00:00:34.799 we got the entire time here. Well, you know, 00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:36.780 you have a lot of downtime on vacation. This 00:00:36.780 --> 00:00:39.259 is the first time I've ever had a job that I've 00:00:39.259 --> 00:00:41.820 missed. So that's a huge compliment to you. I 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:46.219 mean, I hope. I love it here, obviously. And 00:00:46.219 --> 00:00:50.320 yeah, it was also my first paid vacation, thank 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.340 you, in my entire life. Seriously? Yes. I've 00:00:53.340 --> 00:00:56.399 always bartended or worked jobs that didn't offer 00:00:56.399 --> 00:00:59.380 it. I said it many times on vacation. I said, 00:00:59.500 --> 00:01:03.719 this is so exciting. I'm in my 40s, and I'm finally 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.060 getting paid on a vacation. It was great. So 00:01:06.060 --> 00:01:07.260 thank you for that. Dude, I'm not going to lie. 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:11.079 The first time that occurred for me, it is the 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:13.359 most magical feeling. It's unbelievable. It's 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:15.980 like, wait a minute. I am just going to screw 00:01:15.980 --> 00:01:17.859 around all day long, and I'm still going to get 00:01:17.859 --> 00:01:21.040 a paycheck. So hold on. I'm going to drag this 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:23.659 beach cart to the beach, plop it down, pop open 00:01:23.659 --> 00:01:26.760 some cocktails or whatever, and Matt's paying 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.420 me. There's a little bit of guilt that comes 00:01:28.420 --> 00:01:31.620 with that, but this is also because I came from 00:01:31.620 --> 00:01:33.439 never having it, so I appreciate it a little 00:01:33.439 --> 00:01:35.400 more. I'm sure there's people that join the workforce, 00:01:35.799 --> 00:01:38.599 and hopefully they get these paid vacations right 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:39.980 out of the gate. And I'm sure they appreciate 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:42.560 it, but man, thank you. I won't honestly say 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:47.579 that. It was awesome. So we had a lot of fun 00:01:47.579 --> 00:01:51.099 at the fair. Yes. With you, and we went and had 00:01:51.099 --> 00:01:53.799 some fun without you. That's OK. I'm sorry. Listen. 00:01:54.569 --> 00:01:57.069 I got it. Before I say anything else, I got a 00:01:57.069 --> 00:02:01.790 shout out to our fucking absolute spectacular 00:02:01.790 --> 00:02:05.790 photographer, Amanda. Yes. Who went and shot 00:02:05.790 --> 00:02:09.409 a lot of extra. We didn't require this. She's 00:02:09.409 --> 00:02:11.050 like, I'm going to go get us some more content 00:02:11.050 --> 00:02:14.430 and went to a number of the concerts. We, of 00:02:14.430 --> 00:02:16.909 course, got some media credentials. Big thank 00:02:16.909 --> 00:02:19.189 you to the fair for that. But that allowed her 00:02:19.189 --> 00:02:21.349 to get right up in front of the crowd, actually, 00:02:21.349 --> 00:02:25.109 on the stage for Polly D and 98 Degrees. and 00:02:25.109 --> 00:02:28.189 a bunch of the other acts. We got some absolutely 00:02:28.189 --> 00:02:32.189 stellar photographs. Danny's got them there on 00:02:32.189 --> 00:02:34.129 the shot. From my perspective, first of all, 00:02:34.129 --> 00:02:35.550 I didn't know this was happening. Like, I didn't 00:02:35.550 --> 00:02:37.789 know she had applied for press credentials or 00:02:37.789 --> 00:02:40.990 anything. So you had sent the link, and I'm like, 00:02:41.090 --> 00:02:43.129 who took these? And they have our watermark. 00:02:43.150 --> 00:02:45.610 Yeah. And I'm like, I mean, it looks like she's 00:02:45.610 --> 00:02:47.750 on the stage with them. Yeah. And by the way, 00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:50.229 I got to admit something. I kind of laughed when 00:02:50.229 --> 00:02:52.969 I found out Pauly D from the Jersey Shore was, 00:02:52.969 --> 00:02:55.560 like, on the... you know, on the bill. Yeah. 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:58.580 And shame on me. That place was packed. I think 00:02:58.580 --> 00:03:01.300 I've never seen anybody, a crowd more amped up 00:03:01.300 --> 00:03:03.800 to see someone at the fair than that. It was... 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:06.240 Here's the thing. Paulie Dee is probably the 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:09.379 most legitimate Jersey Shore member in that he 00:03:09.379 --> 00:03:11.860 had that career as a DJ before he started the 00:03:11.860 --> 00:03:13.919 show that obviously propelled him. But he's still 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.280 been working as a DJ. Yeah. You know, putting 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:18.439 on... He had a residency in Vegas for a while. 00:03:18.539 --> 00:03:21.699 He might even still... Dude is a legitimate... 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:25.400 That was kind of the thing back during the MTV 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:28.639 reality days. All the real, the early on the 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.719 real worlds, there was always like one musician 00:03:31.719 --> 00:03:34.879 or comedian, and they would, not all of them, 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:37.960 but some, it would propel their career. Like 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:39.919 Theo Vaughn, actually, I found out was on Road 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:42.479 Rules. Get out of here. No, that's where he, 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:46.659 exactly, that was my reaction. Kyle Brandt, who's 00:03:46.659 --> 00:03:49.750 like my favorite NFL analyst, on Good Morning 00:03:49.750 --> 00:03:52.430 Football started on the real world Chicago. So 00:03:52.430 --> 00:03:55.270 there are some success stories. And I guess we 00:03:55.270 --> 00:03:58.330 could say Paulie Dee is. Wow. What about the 00:03:58.330 --> 00:04:01.050 situation dude? What's he doing besides flexing 00:04:01.050 --> 00:04:02.930 his... Well, he was in prison for a while. He's 00:04:02.930 --> 00:04:06.430 out. Tax evasion. Well, I mean, did we ever really 00:04:06.430 --> 00:04:08.389 watch those shows, you know, like Jersey Shore 00:04:08.389 --> 00:04:10.050 and Jackass and things? I mean, I did. These 00:04:10.050 --> 00:04:12.990 are real well put together people. I think they're 00:04:12.990 --> 00:04:14.590 going to be fine once they... People might not 00:04:14.590 --> 00:04:18.560 realize this. There are... I don't know about 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:20.800 still, but very recently, like, within the last 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:22.980 couple of years, there's new seasons of Jersey 00:04:22.980 --> 00:04:26.040 Shore. There's Jersey Shore Family Vacation, 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.620 where they're all adults and family. They don't 00:04:30.620 --> 00:04:32.939 show the families. They still get together and 00:04:32.939 --> 00:04:37.319 get stupid. And I kind of appreciate that, because, 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:40.399 you know, I am that old and move as slowly as 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:42.540 they do now on the show. It's nice to see it, 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:44.860 right? Because you're like, oh, I'm not... the 00:04:44.860 --> 00:04:46.600 only one getting old. It's like when I went to 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:48.959 the Metallica show and I was having a panic attack 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:50.899 thinking, oh my God, I'm on the floor, I'm gonna 00:04:50.899 --> 00:04:53.540 get moshed to death. And then I realized everyone 00:04:53.540 --> 00:04:55.720 around me was the same age and had no desire 00:04:55.720 --> 00:04:57.500 to do that. Here's the thing, sometimes I hate 00:04:57.500 --> 00:05:00.100 that stuff, though. Like, there's this trend, 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:03.079 these videos I've been seeing online where they 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:07.079 take, you know, like an 80s or a 90s movie cast 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:09.399 and they show each person and then they morph 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:11.600 into them today. Oh. You know, I don't know if 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:13.740 you've seen these things. It's the most depressing 00:05:13.740 --> 00:05:15.620 shit on the planet. It really is. Even the ones 00:05:15.620 --> 00:05:18.699 you go, oh yeah, they're looking good. They don't 00:05:18.699 --> 00:05:20.500 look as good as they did. Like, I want to remember 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:22.800 that person then. You know what I'm saying? There's 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:24.980 always one that's on meth. Like, they did it 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:28.339 for the Mighty Ducks, and Goldberg is like, I 00:05:28.339 --> 00:05:30.519 don't even know if he's alive. He's an extreme 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:33.639 meth head. He looks terrible. And then Sandlot, 00:05:33.660 --> 00:05:37.040 they did that thing. And the Smalls ended up 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:38.519 getting arrested for throwing a brick through 00:05:38.519 --> 00:05:40.720 his neighbor's... I mean, it's very depressing. 00:05:40.740 --> 00:05:43.160 Here's the thing, like, I'm a fan of the movie 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.860 and the character. I don't even want to connect 00:05:45.860 --> 00:05:47.680 them to a different person. So, you know what 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:49.879 I mean? Like, I don't want to see... Exactly. 00:05:50.519 --> 00:05:53.439 It's timeless. It is timeless, and I'd like to 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:57.240 always look at them in that light. Fun fact, 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:01.160 I played, this was my name in the script, a, 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:05.240 quote, Jersey Shore douche in an SNL skit in 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:10.290 2010 when Bobby Moynihan played Snooki. Bobby 00:06:10.290 --> 00:06:14.149 Moynihan was in the middle. It was a fake MTV 00:06:14.149 --> 00:06:17.230 promo. And part of the promo, it was showing 00:06:17.230 --> 00:06:20.009 all of the shows, like 16 and pregnant. And then 00:06:20.009 --> 00:06:22.230 it said Jersey Shore, and Bobby Moynihan's, you 00:06:22.230 --> 00:06:25.209 know, orange. And we're next. Me and one other 00:06:25.209 --> 00:06:27.410 and like two or three other guys are just Jersey 00:06:27.410 --> 00:06:30.089 Shore douche. So that's my biggest credit to 00:06:30.089 --> 00:06:33.310 date. So I guess I kind of owe it to the Jersey 00:06:33.310 --> 00:06:36.250 Shore for that. It's all thanks to Pauly D. Thanks, 00:06:36.329 --> 00:06:38.579 Pauly. And thanks, Amanda, for the great pictures. 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:41.480 They are, like I said, phenomenal. Check us out. 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:44.000 Good News York, Facebook, all the socials. You 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:47.540 will see a lot of these photos. She got the 98 00:06:47.540 --> 00:06:51.220 degrees, like, logo. Yeah. Phenomenal. I just, 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:53.720 I don't know. It's really cool. So one of the 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:56.620 things that we did while you were gone is we 00:06:56.620 --> 00:06:58.300 checked out a bunch of these different spots 00:06:58.300 --> 00:07:01.379 around the fair that I felt hadn't gotten enough 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:04.060 love from all the various content creators, ourselves 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:05.879 included, right? Because there's all the hot 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:08.199 viral stuff. It's like, let's see what people 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:11.199 aren't really talking about. I keep walking by 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:14.439 this tent, and they had this tent outside of 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:17.980 the Expo Center, white walled, you know, typical 00:07:17.980 --> 00:07:22.139 party tent, but like, very little signage. And 00:07:22.139 --> 00:07:23.819 it didn't seem to hurt them, because it was busy, 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:26.100 but I was like, I gotta see what's going on in 00:07:26.100 --> 00:07:31.519 this tent. It was bolt -handy. So we will show 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:38.100 the footage, but imagine this like... maze of 00:07:38.100 --> 00:07:39.959 aisles and aisles that you had to walk through 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:43.100 of bulk candy they give you this big basket to 00:07:43.100 --> 00:07:45.300 start with and you fill it and then you weigh 00:07:45.300 --> 00:07:49.839 it and I had to get some you know cool unique 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:51.740 things we've already tapped into so this bag 00:07:51.740 --> 00:07:56.860 is considerably depleted from what it was but 00:07:56.860 --> 00:08:00.480 guess how much we we ended up with buddy I'm 00:08:00.480 --> 00:08:02.920 trying to be conservative how much weight wise 00:08:02.920 --> 00:08:05.240 how much you think that I checked out with Jesus 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:09.000 I don't even know how to That we'll say that's 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.519 half of it. This is a half of it. Yeah I'm gonna 00:08:13.519 --> 00:08:20.319 say Eight pounds Jesus Christ no It was two and 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:23.040 a half. Oh see I don't I don't I don't even know 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:26.319 how to translate pounds to candy pound like the 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:29.540 I Don't I don't might get a newborn It was 87 00:08:29.540 --> 00:08:34.299 pounds. Yes, my son was 87 pounds, 14 ounces. 00:08:34.860 --> 00:08:36.580 Beautiful, beautiful. My wife has never walked 00:08:36.580 --> 00:08:38.740 the same again. My wife walks like she just rode 00:08:38.740 --> 00:08:42.840 a horse. Yeah, wow. I guess that's still impressive. 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:45.000 No, it was huge. Here's the thing. My guess, 00:08:45.019 --> 00:08:46.980 I think, was like a pound and a half. And I was 00:08:46.980 --> 00:08:50.179 off by a full pound. I was off by like... But 00:08:50.179 --> 00:08:52.519 they had all the cool different vintage things. 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:55.759 We got some taffy in there. We got some all kinds 00:08:55.759 --> 00:08:58.360 of things. And Danny, so I see you noticed the 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:02.820 Cow Tales. That was Danny's pick. They had, I 00:09:02.820 --> 00:09:06.779 love Cow Tales. It's something my mom has gotten 00:09:06.779 --> 00:09:08.879 me into since I was a little kid. She loves them. 00:09:09.779 --> 00:09:11.879 But I've only ever seen like two flavors, like 00:09:11.879 --> 00:09:13.860 the regular, and sometimes you'll find a chocolate 00:09:13.860 --> 00:09:16.259 one. Yeah, this one caught my eye. These guys, 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:18.240 they had like five or six different types that 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:20.320 I'd never seen before. Caramel Apple Cow Tale. 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:22.539 Yeah. That's what... So what caught my eye was 00:09:22.539 --> 00:09:24.360 I thought, oh, man, they rebranded. I remember 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.559 the orange and the brown. It's just a different 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:28.500 flavor. Yeah, it's just a different flavor. And 00:09:28.500 --> 00:09:32.019 root beer barrels, come on. Dads, I'm a dad now. 00:09:32.059 --> 00:09:36.860 I liked these before. So try what? The root beer 00:09:36.860 --> 00:09:39.860 barrel? The caramel apple? Oh, here we go again. 00:09:39.899 --> 00:09:41.779 So while you're doing that, there used to be 00:09:41.779 --> 00:09:44.200 a hidden stash of root beer barrels in our candy 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:47.759 printer. The smell. Yes, that's I did not know 00:09:47.759 --> 00:09:50.519 that this is exclusively for for me. Um, this 00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:52.320 brings me back Let's see if you know this one. 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:53.899 All right, here's a little New York reference 00:09:53.899 --> 00:09:56.779 Good News York sponsored by get ads on ads on 00:09:56.779 --> 00:09:59.860 the go get ads on the go .com Carney's corner 00:09:59.860 --> 00:10:02.620 in Herkimer course I used to go down there with 00:10:02.620 --> 00:10:04.720 my buddies and we'd have a couple bucks from 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:07.279 our parents get a sub There was always cow tails 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:11.600 But I would always get bubble tape and big league 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:14.159 chew. Oh, yeah. Yeah big league You love that 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:16.960 shredding of bubble gum in a bag so you could 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:19.240 pretend you were eating tobacco. Yeah, by the 00:10:19.240 --> 00:10:21.399 way, I didn't know that that was supposed to 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:24.419 be tobacco until I tried tobacco in high school. 00:10:24.779 --> 00:10:26.559 I was doing Redman with my buddies and I went, 00:10:26.620 --> 00:10:30.639 hey, this looks like Big League. And it all kind 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.879 of came together. Side note. I love Mike's little 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.259 light bulb moments. Thank you, buddy. I put about 00:10:37.259 --> 00:10:39.379 two to three feet of the gum in my mouth at all 00:10:39.379 --> 00:10:40.700 times for the bubble tape. That's the only way 00:10:40.700 --> 00:10:44.120 to do it. Thank you. Thank you. The best part 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.980 of the bubble tape is when the roll got small 00:10:46.980 --> 00:10:49.440 enough to where you could just take the roll 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:51.440 and eat it. Eat it like a giant chunk of gum, 00:10:51.620 --> 00:10:53.059 yeah. You did it right. All right, here we go. 00:10:53.120 --> 00:11:00.580 So this is a caramel apple cow tail. Tastes like 00:11:00.580 --> 00:11:04.759 Play -Doh. Really good Play -Doh. I mean, Play 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:09.039 -Doh is good, actually. I don't hate it. But 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:11.639 I think it's because... I know what to expect. 00:11:11.799 --> 00:11:13.740 Like, if I was eating this for the first time... 00:11:13.740 --> 00:11:15.419 Does it taste anything like a traditional cow 00:11:15.419 --> 00:11:17.980 tail? Not at all. Okay. Like, it tastes like... 00:11:17.980 --> 00:11:19.200 Doesn't even look like it. Doesn't even have 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:21.120 the traditional, like, cream in the middle there. 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:24.100 The texture is the same as a regular cow tail. 00:11:24.299 --> 00:11:27.139 Okay. But, um, it's kind of its own thing. All 00:11:27.139 --> 00:11:28.500 right. There's a little cow tail underneath. 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:32.440 Fair enough. But it's mostly, uh, apple. Better 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:35.980 than the camel we had. Jesus. You should hear 00:11:35.980 --> 00:11:37.620 the conversations I've been having about that. 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:41.570 Yeah? People are like, dude... You ate camel 00:11:41.570 --> 00:11:44.690 and like think so. I think we did. I mean, that's 00:11:44.690 --> 00:11:47.169 what they tell us I I think you and I are on 00:11:47.169 --> 00:11:51.529 just spoiled chicken. Oh I Love when Amanda was 00:11:51.529 --> 00:11:53.830 like, well, don't worry about the Gator. It's 00:11:53.830 --> 00:11:56.610 just like fishy chicken Like that's supposed 00:11:56.610 --> 00:11:58.769 to make me want to eat it more. I'm gonna be 00:11:58.769 --> 00:12:02.830 honest Gator to me is the most normal Exotic 00:12:02.830 --> 00:12:04.509 meat out of all those ones that they had there. 00:12:04.590 --> 00:12:08.610 I thought elk was I mean, yeah Once in a while 00:12:08.610 --> 00:12:11.210 you get but you're right You would see gator 00:12:11.210 --> 00:12:14.669 on a menu. You can go to Florida and there's 00:12:14.669 --> 00:12:16.850 a large number of restaurants that will have 00:12:16.850 --> 00:12:19.730 gator nuggets or some kind of. I went to visit 00:12:19.730 --> 00:12:23.669 my uncle in the Tampa area and Steve Miller banned 00:12:23.669 --> 00:12:25.850 cigarettes down there, I'll tell you that. But 00:12:25.850 --> 00:12:30.610 it was gator bites. Yeah, okay. I couldn't. Took 00:12:30.610 --> 00:12:33.370 good. But for you, buddy, I chowed right down. 00:12:33.730 --> 00:12:36.470 And look, it could be all beef that's just spiced 00:12:36.470 --> 00:12:39.080 differently. A lot of people were like, is that 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:41.340 legal? I'm like, I don't know. Of course it's 00:12:41.340 --> 00:12:44.340 legal. I mean, do you, can you, isn't it poaching 00:12:44.340 --> 00:12:47.100 if you kill a camel? I don't know. No, there's 00:12:47.100 --> 00:12:50.000 a camel farm. How hard is it to hunt a camel? 00:12:50.379 --> 00:12:51.500 They move like, ooh. You don't have to hunt it, 00:12:51.500 --> 00:12:53.840 you farm it. It's like, you don't hunt cows. 00:12:55.240 --> 00:12:57.519 I wonder what, just take it out back, you know? 00:12:57.700 --> 00:12:58.899 They store all that water. Next thing you know, 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:02.379 there's steak. Store all that water. Magic. We 00:13:02.379 --> 00:13:05.039 don't ask questions. No. We just enjoy. But we 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:06.440 had fun. We had fun at the farm. Or you don't 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:09.600 enjoy sometimes. Did you and Danny win any more? 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:13.019 It's a great question. We did not but I went 00:13:13.019 --> 00:13:15.159 last night with my kid I closed out the fair 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:17.899 like I was literally there as the thing was ending 00:13:17.899 --> 00:13:21.519 and tell him how you closed it out a double fisting 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:23.879 wine slushies I had to I had to end the way I 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:27.539 began But on the claw game thing my kids love 00:13:27.539 --> 00:13:29.679 the claw game. So we had to play that I looked 00:13:29.679 --> 00:13:31.700 all over so I won that Garfield I don't know 00:13:31.700 --> 00:13:33.100 if we even took a picture of that, but I won 00:13:33.100 --> 00:13:37.019 the coolest looking stuffed Garfield where like 00:13:37.540 --> 00:13:40.139 He's made out of the cartoon. It's hard to describe, 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:43.960 but awesome. There was an Odie, the dog that 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:47.340 goes with it. When we were there, and I'm like, 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:50.899 I don't need to spend another $30 to try to win 00:13:50.899 --> 00:13:53.539 the Odie. I wish I had. I went back, looked all 00:13:53.539 --> 00:13:55.220 over. There was no more Odie. I wish I had had 00:13:55.220 --> 00:13:59.919 the set. But anyway, so we played, and my daughters 00:13:59.919 --> 00:14:04.179 both cleaned out the fucking claw machine. It 00:14:04.179 --> 00:14:06.470 was a good time. We played a couple other games 00:14:06.470 --> 00:14:10.629 and won some prizes, which was great. And yeah, 00:14:10.710 --> 00:14:13.549 it was a good time. That's fantastic. You guys, 00:14:13.950 --> 00:14:15.549 I mean, it started as an innocent... I got another 00:14:15.549 --> 00:14:17.990 lobster roll. You did? Before, yeah, I had... 00:14:17.990 --> 00:14:20.269 Did you get a clear answer on is lobster roll 00:14:20.269 --> 00:14:22.269 a sandwich? I mean, I feel like the general consensus 00:14:22.269 --> 00:14:24.590 from what I saw was... The general consensus, 00:14:24.629 --> 00:14:26.210 I don't know what you're talking about, because 00:14:26.210 --> 00:14:28.490 the majority of the people seem to agree with 00:14:28.490 --> 00:14:32.350 me that it is not. Really? and the one person 00:14:32.350 --> 00:14:35.769 likened it more to the family of a taco, so I 00:14:35.769 --> 00:14:39.649 don't know that I necessarily agree with, but 00:14:39.649 --> 00:14:42.610 a lot of people said it's not a sandwich. Yeah, 00:14:42.610 --> 00:14:44.629 which is not a sandwich. A sandwich is two pieces 00:14:44.629 --> 00:14:47.009 of bread. True, like a cheese steak's not a sandwich. 00:14:47.029 --> 00:14:49.450 Right. Hot dog's not a sandwich. Right. Yeah, 00:14:49.649 --> 00:14:52.129 I'm with that. See, I don't know. All I know 00:14:52.129 --> 00:14:56.070 is it's damn good, and I did have to take out 00:14:56.070 --> 00:14:59.649 a second mortgage to pay for all the... You know 00:14:59.649 --> 00:15:01.840 what's... What I love, I've said it, you know, 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:05.299 we have a clip of me. I love that not only that 00:15:05.299 --> 00:15:07.220 you drink wine slushies, but you own it and you 00:15:07.220 --> 00:15:09.559 don't care. I think that's phenomenal. But it 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:11.320 reminds me, there was a, remember Kids in the 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:13.259 Hall in the 90s? Tasty and refreshing. Of course 00:15:13.259 --> 00:15:14.980 I remember Kids in the Hall in the 90s. You know, 00:15:15.179 --> 00:15:16.399 you don't, when I saw it - I just see the Kids 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:19.700 in the Hall live show at the landmark theater 00:15:19.700 --> 00:15:21.399 in Syracuse and then got their autographs afterwards. 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:23.740 That's phenomenal. Yeah. Well, the Kids in the 00:15:23.740 --> 00:15:26.539 Hall was a sketch comedy show in the 90s. Kind 00:15:26.539 --> 00:15:30.580 of like a Canadian version of SNL. And - I don't 00:15:30.580 --> 00:15:33.019 watch it all the time, but I had a close friend 00:15:33.019 --> 00:15:40.779 who always watched it. There was one sketch that 00:15:40.779 --> 00:15:43.340 I'll never forget. And when I saw the video or 00:15:43.340 --> 00:15:45.220 the picture of you with the double -fisted wine 00:15:45.220 --> 00:15:48.299 slushie, it was called Girl Drink Drunk. And 00:15:48.299 --> 00:15:52.159 it was where this guy was working for a company 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:54.620 and the CEO invited him out to dinner. And he's 00:15:54.620 --> 00:15:55.879 all nervous because he's thinking he's going 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:57.549 to get a promotion and he wants to... He wants 00:15:57.549 --> 00:15:59.769 to impress his boss and they get to this restaurant 00:15:59.769 --> 00:16:03.830 and his boss orders like a pina colada with an 00:16:03.830 --> 00:16:05.649 umbrella and he's like, come on, man, try this. 00:16:05.669 --> 00:16:08.250 And he's like, oh, I don't drink. And I try it. 00:16:08.529 --> 00:16:10.470 So fast forward, he ends up getting addicted, 00:16:10.950 --> 00:16:13.870 but he's only addicted to girly drinks. So he's 00:16:13.870 --> 00:16:15.870 at work and he's like, I got to get some pencils 00:16:15.870 --> 00:16:18.309 out of the utility closet. And like the door 00:16:18.309 --> 00:16:20.049 shuts and you just hear like a blender going 00:16:20.049 --> 00:16:23.149 and he's drinking. You know so the premise is 00:16:23.149 --> 00:16:26.990 that he only drinks girl drinks And girl drink 00:16:26.990 --> 00:16:29.590 drunk, and I just that's what it reminded me 00:16:29.590 --> 00:16:31.809 of so I I thought it was funny But it was even 00:16:31.809 --> 00:16:34.490 funnier when I put it into that cup Anytime you 00:16:34.490 --> 00:16:36.029 can mix in a kids in the hall reference. It's 00:16:36.029 --> 00:16:38.250 a positive. Well. Thank you. Thank you There 00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:40.970 is exactly four and a half people on the planet 00:16:40.970 --> 00:16:44.940 who will get it Love that you know the name of 00:16:44.940 --> 00:16:47.000 that sketch though. That was the only one I remember 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:49.240 blows my mind The only one I remember because 00:16:49.240 --> 00:16:50.559 I just thought it was so funny. I thought was 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:55.019 a great premise So listen folks We have some 00:16:55.019 --> 00:17:01.759 breaking news Breaking news New York State College 00:17:01.759 --> 00:17:07.420 campuses look are being ravished by an epidemic 00:17:07.420 --> 00:17:12.960 of pissers an Epidemic haha see what I did there 00:17:13.019 --> 00:17:15.079 I forgot my sound effects. I'm off. I'm off my 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:21.380 game. When I say pissers, I don't mean like, 00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:23.420 you know, your grandpa. Oh, you got a little 00:17:23.420 --> 00:17:26.740 pressure. You have a root beer barrel. There 00:17:26.740 --> 00:17:30.240 are people, I'm going to say dudes. It doesn't 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:32.079 have to be dudes, though, I guess. But there 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:34.660 are people who are going to different buildings 00:17:34.660 --> 00:17:38.339 on the various college campuses and posting a 00:17:38.339 --> 00:17:42.079 video of what looks like them pissing. Now, let's 00:17:42.079 --> 00:17:44.950 be honest. Or at least I'm going to go so far 00:17:44.950 --> 00:17:47.690 as to say, I don't believe that most of these 00:17:47.690 --> 00:17:50.390 are actually urinating. I think that they are 00:17:50.390 --> 00:17:52.529 using a bottle of water. I kind of hope that 00:17:52.529 --> 00:17:55.190 because I don't want some kid to get a lifelong 00:17:55.190 --> 00:17:58.450 record for a TikTok. Yeah. You told me that if 00:17:58.450 --> 00:18:01.009 you get caught peeing in public, that you're 00:18:01.009 --> 00:18:02.970 on the sex offender. It's indecent exposure. 00:18:03.309 --> 00:18:05.210 That's insane. It's the same thing as flashing 00:18:05.210 --> 00:18:07.250 to kids or something. On the way to vacation. 00:18:07.589 --> 00:18:10.890 I have a very, when I drink coffee, for the next 00:18:10.890 --> 00:18:13.190 two hours, I have to go constantly. I should 00:18:13.190 --> 00:18:15.309 probably get it checked out. So we have to keep 00:18:15.309 --> 00:18:17.390 stopping when we're on our way to vacation. My 00:18:17.390 --> 00:18:19.430 poor wife has to pull over. But what I do is 00:18:19.430 --> 00:18:21.789 a trick I learned at the Bills games where you 00:18:21.789 --> 00:18:25.269 pull the back door on the passenger side and 00:18:25.269 --> 00:18:27.470 the passenger side door so that you're blocked 00:18:27.470 --> 00:18:32.160 on both sides and then you go. I didn't know 00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:34.059 that I mean I feel like that's a good method 00:18:34.059 --> 00:18:36.119 But I don't even I don't even want to entertain 00:18:36.119 --> 00:18:38.920 that if I I mean if that's the charge you get 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:41.539 Like walk off the road just enough into the trees. 00:18:41.539 --> 00:18:44.079 That's all you gotta do, bro. No, it's just well 00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:47.000 I will now or you do have a bladder like an infant. 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:51.680 How do you not have it anyway? So here's the 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:53.759 thing though, right so I'm scrolling through 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:56.940 the old talk and it's becoming hyper local which 00:18:56.940 --> 00:18:59.579 I kind of like, but I'm scrolling through, and 00:18:59.579 --> 00:19:01.680 suddenly I see this story about a Syracuse pisser. 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:04.720 What the fuck is a pisser? And you sent it to 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:05.940 us, and we're like, huh, this is funny. This 00:19:05.940 --> 00:19:08.339 is funny, right? So then, of course, as the way 00:19:08.339 --> 00:19:10.000 algorithms work, the algorithm's like, well, 00:19:10.140 --> 00:19:14.359 now you like pissers. So every video I flipped, 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.519 but here's the thing, man. Supposedly, they're 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:20.500 saying that this originated in Binghamton. I 00:19:20.500 --> 00:19:23.240 was gonna ask that. So, SUNY Binghamton is the 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:25.869 alleged... start of this trend, but it has spread 00:19:25.869 --> 00:19:28.250 like wildfire across New York State campuses. 00:19:28.829 --> 00:19:32.150 We're talking Syracuse University, RIT, Oswego. 00:19:32.190 --> 00:19:35.250 These are just the ones I've seen. Binghamton, 00:19:35.349 --> 00:19:39.349 Cortland, Ithaca, Albany, Herkimer. Herkimer 00:19:39.349 --> 00:19:41.390 got a pisser. That's my hometown originally. 00:19:41.869 --> 00:19:43.650 I'm very excited for the Herkimer pisser. Well, 00:19:43.650 --> 00:19:45.250 explain, what is the context? What do they do? 00:19:45.269 --> 00:19:47.589 You flip the video. It's literally them taking 00:19:47.589 --> 00:19:50.609 a piss. Somewhere on campus. Right. And you just 00:19:50.609 --> 00:19:52.130 see the stream, you don't actually see anything. 00:19:52.150 --> 00:19:55.619 Yeah, yeah. Inappropriate. It's wild. I love 00:19:55.619 --> 00:20:01.180 this. I love this because it's stupid. But also, 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:04.480 first of all, listen, it's New York -based. It's 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:06.680 all New York. Like, and this is what the show 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.460 is about, right? I foresee this trend expanding 00:20:09.460 --> 00:20:13.480 beyond our state quickly. I do. I do. And here's 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:17.180 the thing. Years ago, I had a manager for a short 00:20:17.180 --> 00:20:19.599 time when I was in the band. And I told her, 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:22.269 I said, I think... Think honestly what we need 00:20:22.269 --> 00:20:24.789 in in rock music especially if we want to drum 00:20:24.789 --> 00:20:27.609 up some interest in it again It's kind of the 00:20:27.609 --> 00:20:29.650 way it was in the 90s with like the turf wars 00:20:29.650 --> 00:20:32.710 like East Coast West Coast, right? I was like 00:20:32.710 --> 00:20:35.369 we even in politics and in everything we do there's 00:20:35.369 --> 00:20:38.210 such a sports mentality now in it and regencies 00:20:38.210 --> 00:20:40.829 and you know, this town's better than this town 00:20:40.829 --> 00:20:45.029 and and Who busts it wide open and proves me, 00:20:45.369 --> 00:20:49.049 right? The the the college campus pissers cuz 00:20:49.049 --> 00:20:51.420 look what's happening Binghamton starts it and 00:20:51.420 --> 00:20:54.880 then what? Utica's like, well screw you, we're 00:20:54.880 --> 00:20:57.759 gonna do it. And now we've got P. Turf Ward. 00:20:58.140 --> 00:21:00.220 You gotta give a little credit where credit is 00:21:00.220 --> 00:21:02.559 due. I love that this is allegedly started at 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:05.079 state schools and then spread to the privates. 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:08.599 Wow, spread it to the privates. I can't believe 00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.779 I just said that. That's awesome. The plot thickens. 00:21:12.339 --> 00:21:15.099 Oh. There's a little more to this story. So there's 00:21:15.099 --> 00:21:16.960 a video, the first video that I saw was this 00:21:16.960 --> 00:21:19.220 gentleman at Syracuse explaining this concept 00:21:19.220 --> 00:21:21.160 and talking about what the hell's going on. And 00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:22.799 apparently he's been accused of being one of 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:27.059 the pissers. He claims he is not, but there's 00:21:27.059 --> 00:21:29.819 more to it and I'd love to play this clip and 00:21:29.819 --> 00:21:32.039 then we'll talk about it for a minute here. So 00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:34.740 I don't know this guy, he does appear to be a 00:21:34.740 --> 00:21:36.279 student at Syracuse University. How do you think 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:38.819 you can find this guy? Find these guys. You know, 00:21:38.940 --> 00:21:41.519 the TikTok algorithm, bro. No, I mean, like... 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:45.160 Oh, well, let's find out. This actually might 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.579 talk about that. Piss hunters. This is getting 00:21:48.579 --> 00:21:51.319 out of hand. Fellas, we have piss hunters. That's 00:21:51.319 --> 00:21:53.240 right. People that are trying to find these college 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:57.819 pissers in the act. Still really weird, because 00:21:57.819 --> 00:22:02.319 if you do find them in the act... That's just... 00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:06.400 Still weird if you're a piss hunter. But I have 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:09.680 a feeling, I have an intuition. that the pissers, 00:22:09.859 --> 00:22:11.940 college pissers are going to be going cross country. 00:22:12.140 --> 00:22:14.599 You're going to see pissers around a lot of different 00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:16.960 colleges. There's going to be fake pissers as 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.319 well, fake accounts, double accounts, not the 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:21.059 OG from that school. So that'll be interesting 00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:23.700 to see if those get weeded out or not. But now 00:22:23.700 --> 00:22:28.819 we have piss hunters. That is so weird. So this 00:22:28.819 --> 00:22:30.819 concept of piss hunters, I had already seen a 00:22:30.819 --> 00:22:33.779 few videos before him explaining it of these 00:22:33.779 --> 00:22:35.920 people saying that we are the piss hunter and 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:39.769 we will find you. And so now there are people 00:22:39.769 --> 00:22:44.309 on campus trying to find the people pissing. 00:22:44.390 --> 00:22:47.049 That's where I was going next, which is, what's 00:22:47.049 --> 00:22:48.809 the end game? What is this going to turn into? 00:22:48.869 --> 00:22:51.690 Because right now, it's just people peeing in 00:22:51.690 --> 00:22:54.589 random places in the town that they claim to 00:22:54.589 --> 00:22:58.450 be the pisser of. OK, so now what? What's next? 00:22:58.630 --> 00:23:00.829 Is there a battle? I mean, that's it. No, but 00:23:00.829 --> 00:23:02.890 I think you're right. I think now it becomes, 00:23:02.890 --> 00:23:04.910 let's find them. I think they just get bored. 00:23:05.569 --> 00:23:08.299 That's my prediction. This is like I think this 00:23:08.299 --> 00:23:11.440 is like a news cycle style prank side no they 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:13.079 will instantly get bored with all due respect 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:18.480 to Danny Can we not normalize speeding up people's 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.890 voices because we're that fucking impatient that 00:23:20.890 --> 00:23:23.269 we can't sit through. That was an effect that 00:23:23.269 --> 00:23:27.529 he used. It was him? Okay, good. Because I am 00:23:27.529 --> 00:23:30.069 fed up. Like I get that the tension spans have 00:23:30.069 --> 00:23:31.509 changed. I completely disagree with you there. 00:23:31.509 --> 00:23:33.769 I'm not gonna lie. I am standing firm on this. 00:23:33.869 --> 00:23:35.970 I think it's pathetic if you can't sit through 00:23:35.970 --> 00:23:38.950 somebody's speech. Fuck that. Here's the thing, 00:23:39.029 --> 00:23:41.650 you gotta understand. I'll be an old man on this 00:23:41.650 --> 00:23:44.430 one. No, here's the thing you gotta appreciate 00:23:44.430 --> 00:23:49.670 here. Like half the content on the internet is 00:23:49.660 --> 00:23:53.940 fucking trash. True. So when you flip to a video 00:23:53.940 --> 00:23:56.259 and somebody starts telling a mildly interesting 00:23:56.259 --> 00:23:59.180 story, I personally am not willing to invest 00:23:59.180 --> 00:24:02.279 two entire minutes to figure out if it's worth 00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:04.700 my attention. So I'll hit the fast forward. And 00:24:04.700 --> 00:24:06.819 there was a guy on TikTok. I haven't seen him 00:24:06.819 --> 00:24:08.740 in a while, but he was the most brilliant account 00:24:08.740 --> 00:24:10.920 I thought. And he was called get to the point, 00:24:11.140 --> 00:24:14.440 bro. And he would watch those videos for you 00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:18.599 and then do a video where he goes. This guy was 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:21.180 mad at her. She broke up with him. End of story. 00:24:21.619 --> 00:24:23.940 You know what? He would literally summarize the 00:24:23.940 --> 00:24:27.079 whole 10 minute bullshit story in one line. Get 00:24:27.079 --> 00:24:29.579 to the point, bro. One thing I'm trying to do 00:24:29.579 --> 00:24:32.460 that I've been aware of is I've got to stop wavering. 00:24:32.519 --> 00:24:34.480 I've got to stand firm on my opinion. A lot of 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.740 times I waver. But I will say when you put it 00:24:36.740 --> 00:24:39.400 in the context of like, there's so much bullshit 00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:41.609 out there. How many times have you watched a 00:24:41.609 --> 00:24:43.329 two, three minute video, and then at the end 00:24:43.329 --> 00:24:45.630 you're like, what the fuck? I just wasted three 00:24:45.630 --> 00:24:48.369 minutes. That's what I'm saying. So in that context, 00:24:48.609 --> 00:24:50.490 yes, I'll give you that. And also to some degree, 00:24:50.750 --> 00:24:52.930 like people need to learn, and this is just a 00:24:52.930 --> 00:24:54.549 content creator thing, this is something that 00:24:54.549 --> 00:24:56.329 we all work on, you gotta learn how to just get 00:24:56.329 --> 00:24:58.890 to the fucking point. Yeah, John Bon Jovi said, 00:24:58.990 --> 00:25:00.710 don't bore us, get to the chorus when you're 00:25:00.710 --> 00:25:02.569 writing a song. Story, you know, storytelling 00:25:02.569 --> 00:25:06.009 is a good thing, it's a good tool in content 00:25:06.009 --> 00:25:08.640 creation. But not everybody has that skit. Get 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:10.140 to the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what 00:25:10.140 --> 00:25:12.099 I mean? At some point, you got to deliver. Yeah. 00:25:12.740 --> 00:25:15.680 But anyway, this pissing thing is I, first of 00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.740 all, I think it's hilarious. Second of all, I'm 00:25:18.740 --> 00:25:20.579 excited to see where it goes, if it really does 00:25:20.579 --> 00:25:22.279 turn into a piss hunter thing. And third of all, 00:25:22.539 --> 00:25:24.819 I love how much you loved it. Because I love 00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:28.140 that every, like, couple hours, you'd get a message 00:25:28.140 --> 00:25:30.819 that would go, we've got a Cortland pisser. We 00:25:30.819 --> 00:25:33.180 got a herkimer! And I was like, yes! I'm telling 00:25:33.180 --> 00:25:36.140 you, it just fed me a steady stream of, uh... 00:25:36.140 --> 00:25:39.940 Steady stream? Did you mean that? What a genius, 00:25:39.980 --> 00:25:43.640 guys. That was awesome. You said private. You 00:25:43.640 --> 00:25:47.440 said stream. Genius. The jokes write themselves. 00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:50.880 I mean, they really do. They really, really... 00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:54.160 Thanks to the pissers. Uh... What else we got 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.160 today? Well, I want to say real quick. You remember, 00:25:56.180 --> 00:25:59.500 uh, a month or so ago... I was talking about 00:25:59.500 --> 00:26:01.619 how I'm starting to get addicted to these crime 00:26:01.619 --> 00:26:03.480 documentaries. Remember, there was the whole 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:05.660 thing with the way I say documentary. It's the 00:26:05.660 --> 00:26:07.980 only part of that that I remember. Exactly. It's 00:26:07.980 --> 00:26:10.079 supposed to be documentary. I talked about the 00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:13.380 Bin Laden documentary. I talked about the American 00:26:13.380 --> 00:26:15.259 murder one, which was the greatest I'd ever seen. 00:26:15.460 --> 00:26:17.660 The Bin Laden pizza. Bin Laden pizza, that's 00:26:17.660 --> 00:26:19.119 right. Yeah. We did a whole bit on that. I do 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:22.740 remember that. Dude, there, and I saw this come 00:26:22.740 --> 00:26:25.420 up and I was kind of interested. It's, I forget 00:26:25.420 --> 00:26:28.130 the exact name. I think it's called Unknown Text, 00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.470 but it's the catfishing. It was number one on 00:26:30.470 --> 00:26:34.970 Netflix yesterday. And somebody I know posted 00:26:34.970 --> 00:26:37.450 on Facebook, you have to watch this documentary. 00:26:38.029 --> 00:26:41.869 It is like an absolute, holy shit, mind blowing 00:26:41.869 --> 00:26:45.410 ending. And that hooked me. And so I said, okay, 00:26:45.549 --> 00:26:48.890 I'm sold. I watched it last night. Could not 00:26:48.890 --> 00:26:53.069 have been more accurate. I yelled holy shit out 00:26:53.069 --> 00:26:55.599 loud. Wow. Yeah. You have to watch. Now I know 00:26:55.599 --> 00:26:57.960 why it was number one yesterday. I see. It is 00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:01.440 a wild and don't don't look up the name. It's 00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:04.259 a document. It's like real events. This is a 00:27:04.259 --> 00:27:07.359 true story. OK, so I will say you find out that 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:09.000 it was actually well documented in the news, 00:27:09.000 --> 00:27:10.700 but we're in the 24 hour news cycle these days. 00:27:10.779 --> 00:27:12.619 Nobody get shit. Yeah, you don't remember. So 00:27:12.619 --> 00:27:16.079 do not ruin it for yourself because like Fight 00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:18.000 Club was ruined for me. Someone was like, hey, 00:27:18.099 --> 00:27:20.559 by the way, it's him the whole time. He's not 00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:23.230 real. I never got to experience Fight Club. Don't 00:27:23.230 --> 00:27:24.849 look up the names of the people involved because 00:27:24.849 --> 00:27:29.569 it was a true story. It is unbelievable. Unbelievable. 00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:32.190 And I don't, I don't say that. I don't give these 00:27:32.190 --> 00:27:35.130 outlights. All right. I promise. I'm no Ithaca 00:27:35.130 --> 00:27:37.930 pisser. All right? I don't know. Since we're 00:27:37.930 --> 00:27:39.529 on this, I'll give you a Netflix recommendation. 00:27:39.670 --> 00:27:44.450 So for a couple of days, my wife and kids were 00:27:44.450 --> 00:27:47.470 out of town. I needed something to do and entertain 00:27:47.470 --> 00:27:48.910 myself. And I thought, you know what? I'm going 00:27:48.910 --> 00:27:52.740 to straight veg out. to watch a Netflix show. 00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:55.259 That's great. So I got myself a pizza and wings 00:27:55.259 --> 00:27:59.119 and set myself up on the couch all ready to go. 00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:01.240 And now what am I gonna watch? Which is always 00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:02.940 the worst part of the whole fucking endeavor. 00:28:03.019 --> 00:28:05.559 Well then it becomes you spending an hour finding 00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:07.660 out what to watch. Absolutely. This time I got 00:28:07.660 --> 00:28:09.500 lucky. I stumbled onto this thing and I'm gonna, 00:28:09.740 --> 00:28:11.539 I'm not gonna lie, this might be to some degree 00:28:11.539 --> 00:28:13.559 a little bit of a chick flick, but there's a 00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:17.779 lot of hot sex scenes. So I'm just gonna leave 00:28:17.779 --> 00:28:20.240 it out there. So fellas, it'll hold your attention. 00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:22.450 You think you looked up a chick flick because 00:28:22.450 --> 00:28:24.809 you would drink wine slushies right before no, 00:28:24.809 --> 00:28:28.829 it was just what Netflix fed me It was good though. 00:28:29.069 --> 00:28:32.130 It was called the hunting wives Okay, and it's 00:28:32.130 --> 00:28:34.910 about this wife and her husband from from Boston 00:28:34.910 --> 00:28:38.450 who got on to Texas movie or documentary It's 00:28:38.450 --> 00:28:40.910 it's a that's see like an eight eight part series 00:28:40.910 --> 00:28:43.269 documentary series. No, it's a it's a fucking 00:28:43.269 --> 00:28:47.430 show Yeah, yeah But it's great and it's wild 00:28:47.430 --> 00:28:50.880 and I didn't even realize there was really a 00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:53.839 mystery in it. So the first few episodes, they 00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:56.700 open up with some like weird crime, but they 00:28:56.700 --> 00:28:59.599 don't really reference it at all. So I'm sitting 00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:02.140 there through like half of the thing going, Oh, 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:03.680 and there's, you know, others and it's whatever. 00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:05.960 It's interesting. And then suddenly it's like, 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:09.200 Oh shit. There's actually a story here that goes 00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:11.160 along with this other stuff. And then it's very 00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:13.140 suspenseful. And you spend the rest of the time 00:29:13.140 --> 00:29:17.549 going who done it. Yeah. The whole time in my 00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:21.650 head, oh, it's definitely that guy. It's definitely 00:29:21.650 --> 00:29:25.970 that guy. It wasn't that guy. See, that's where 00:29:25.970 --> 00:29:27.250 Scooby Doo was. It's one of those things where 00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:31.430 they did a really good job of hooking you in 00:29:31.430 --> 00:29:34.049 at the end. It was like, OK, that was cool. When 00:29:34.049 --> 00:29:36.569 I was a kid, what pissed me off about Scooby 00:29:36.569 --> 00:29:39.990 Doo was every time they would pull the mask off 00:29:39.990 --> 00:29:41.910 the criminal at the end, it was always the first 00:29:41.910 --> 00:29:45.650 character that they talked to. These new... documentaries 00:29:45.650 --> 00:29:48.369 and series and movies, they make it a little 00:29:48.369 --> 00:29:52.670 more less obvious. But yeah, like I said, I would 00:29:52.670 --> 00:29:54.150 recommend, if you want one that's not too deep, 00:29:54.349 --> 00:29:55.890 like I said, it's eight episodes, The Hunting 00:29:55.890 --> 00:29:57.589 Wives. The Hunting Wives. I thought it was wife 00:29:57.589 --> 00:30:00.150 hunters. Good thing I didn't google that. One 00:30:00.150 --> 00:30:04.710 of the big things of this Boston liberal woman 00:30:04.710 --> 00:30:07.430 goes down there and all the wives are hardcore 00:30:07.430 --> 00:30:10.349 Texas gals, and they, for fun, go hunting together, 00:30:10.390 --> 00:30:13.980 the wives. That's where the name remember the 00:30:13.980 --> 00:30:16.119 movie surviving the game speaking of hunting 00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:19.859 with iced tea. No. Oh my god It was phenomenal 00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:24.079 as a 90s movie. You reminded me of it. He iced 00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:29.440 tea who He joins these old rich white dudes for 00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:31.359 a hunting trip He gets invited and they go to 00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:33.519 this cabin in the middle of the woods. They have 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:35.200 this the one they're hunting That's right in 00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:37.500 the dinnertime. They tell him by the way tomorrow 00:30:37.500 --> 00:30:39.900 at 6 a .m You get a one -hour head start and 00:30:39.900 --> 00:30:42.059 the only way you survive is if you get out of 00:30:42.059 --> 00:30:43.700 here They don't know where they are. They fly 00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:45.240 in through a helicopter. It's one of those movie 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:47.200 plots that they've done, like, 100 times. You 00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.480 know, they say, I heard this in school, that 00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:51.079 there's really, and I don't remember the number, 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:55.059 but they say there's only, like, 120 actual plots 00:30:55.059 --> 00:30:57.779 throughout the history of TV and film, and it's 00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:00.720 just different adaptations of that plot. Yeah, 00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:03.279 that makes sense. You know what I mean? Like, 00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:05.480 you know, nerdy girl becomes beautiful at the 00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:07.920 end, you know, that kind of thing. So you're 00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:09.880 probably right. Here's the thing, though. To 00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:11.460 some degree, that's kind of cool, because, you 00:31:11.460 --> 00:31:13.309 know... then you can kind of get into your genre 00:31:13.309 --> 00:31:15.230 of movies, right? Absolutely. The thing that 00:31:15.230 --> 00:31:19.490 you like. I used to love party movies, especially 00:31:19.490 --> 00:31:21.769 when I was a teenager, you know, like the like 00:31:21.769 --> 00:31:25.049 the Dazed and Confused. Yeah. Yeah. Dazed and 00:31:25.049 --> 00:31:27.650 Confused. Can't hardly wait. Old school Animal 00:31:27.650 --> 00:31:29.450 House, you know, going all the way back, you 00:31:29.450 --> 00:31:33.509 know, those type of zero. You know, just fun. 00:31:34.210 --> 00:31:37.869 Without without some like bullshit. conflict 00:31:37.869 --> 00:31:40.390 sub -story that I don't give a fuck about. Just 00:31:40.390 --> 00:31:42.849 have fun. That can be the whole movie. You don't 00:31:42.849 --> 00:31:45.609 have to have some villain that's trying to destroy 00:31:45.609 --> 00:31:47.930 everything. Do you ever see Van Wilders? Great 00:31:47.930 --> 00:31:51.690 one. PCU. You and I love PCU. Fuck. That is a 00:31:51.690 --> 00:31:54.670 fucking classic. PCU was great and it's not on 00:31:54.670 --> 00:31:56.769 any fucking streaming service. It makes zero 00:31:56.769 --> 00:31:58.769 sense. It's insane. It's way too good to not 00:31:58.769 --> 00:32:00.630 be out there. I want to watch that movie again. 00:32:01.009 --> 00:32:04.279 It was Jeremy Piven. doing Jeremy Piven things 00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.660 before Jeremy Piven was really popular. He was 00:32:06.660 --> 00:32:10.539 phenomenal. That made him. And Jon Favreau? Did 00:32:10.539 --> 00:32:12.660 he direct that or was he just in it? I think 00:32:12.660 --> 00:32:16.279 he was just in it. PCU. If you haven't watched 00:32:16.279 --> 00:32:21.240 it, you really... One of the best and also applicable 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:24.880 movies still today. Yeah, especially with the 00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:27.960 social political part of it. Never changed. Not 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.660 one bit. It's wild. You could argue it got worse, 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:33.549 you know? But that's a different story. Man, 00:32:33.609 --> 00:32:35.769 it's so good to be back with you, buddy. In the 00:32:35.769 --> 00:32:39.049 saddle. Glad to have you back. I was afraid I 00:32:39.049 --> 00:32:40.009 was going to come back and you guys were going 00:32:40.009 --> 00:32:42.849 to be like, listen, it's been really peaceful 00:32:42.849 --> 00:32:45.730 around. We're going to have to let you go. I 00:32:45.730 --> 00:32:47.509 mean, a head bend. Well, I'm sure. You know, 00:32:47.549 --> 00:32:50.589 what fun is that? You get views with boring. 00:32:51.009 --> 00:32:53.329 No. Danny and I can only talk about card games 00:32:53.329 --> 00:32:56.269 for so long. Speaking of which, Danny's retro 00:32:56.269 --> 00:32:58.549 game con is coming up in October. It is. It's 00:32:58.549 --> 00:33:00.589 crunch time. What's the date? October, you've 00:33:00.589 --> 00:33:03.490 told me a million times. October 10th, 11th, 00:33:03.490 --> 00:33:06.069 12th, right here in Syracuse is Retro Game Con. 00:33:06.490 --> 00:33:10.329 Our very own Danny, part of the committee planning. 00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:13.430 He's the guy, one of the guys. One of the three 00:33:13.430 --> 00:33:15.809 people that put on one of the biggest and coolest 00:33:15.809 --> 00:33:18.950 events in New York state. Not in Syracuse, in 00:33:18.950 --> 00:33:22.130 New York state. Which is fairly wild. Three people. 00:33:22.690 --> 00:33:25.269 It's beyond wild. Now they have an army of volunteers. 00:33:25.430 --> 00:33:27.289 Yeah. Which to me is a whole other thing, how 00:33:27.289 --> 00:33:29.700 you get so many people. people to help you out. 00:33:29.779 --> 00:33:32.400 Well, the gaming community, they're very, uh... 00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:34.259 But it speaks to how cool the event is, though. 00:33:34.259 --> 00:33:36.759 It's a big... Well, and when you see it, you 00:33:36.759 --> 00:33:38.539 don't... Like, if you showed me the footage that 00:33:38.539 --> 00:33:41.039 I've seen of Danny's past retro game cons, you 00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:43.299 sit there and you go, oh, wow, this is a huge 00:33:43.299 --> 00:33:45.339 event. Like, this must be, like, a year's worth 00:33:45.339 --> 00:33:46.559 of planning. They probably have a whole committee. 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:48.980 You would not be able to piece together that 00:33:48.980 --> 00:33:50.160 it was three people that put that together. If 00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:54.180 you're not familiar with Syracuse, we have this 00:33:54.180 --> 00:33:55.920 place called the On Center. It's a convention 00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:58.980 center. It is the size of... of damn near every 00:33:58.980 --> 00:34:02.759 convention center. Uh, insert city here. They 00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:06.900 sell this place out multiple days in a row. It's 00:34:06.900 --> 00:34:09.539 just one of the most incredible and it's fun. 00:34:10.340 --> 00:34:12.440 There's all kinds of, I'm, you know, of course 00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:16.880 the retro computer nerd. There's an entire section, 00:34:17.059 --> 00:34:19.059 which I could, I don't, I don't even know what's 00:34:19.059 --> 00:34:20.400 in the rest of the con to be honest with you. 00:34:20.619 --> 00:34:24.639 I stay in this one section of the thing. Vintage 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:26.780 computers, vintage gaming systems, hooked up 00:34:26.780 --> 00:34:28.460 and playable so you can play them. It's not just 00:34:28.460 --> 00:34:32.000 like a museum display. Right. To me, I don't 00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.400 care what else happens in the rest of the show. 00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:36.300 To be honest with you, it's the coolest thing 00:34:36.300 --> 00:34:38.179 ever. Well worth the price of admission. We're 00:34:38.179 --> 00:34:40.480 obviously going to be there. Good New York, for 00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.239 the retro game con, our boy Danny. You will find 00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:44.760 me, I'm sure there's going to be, I'm going to 00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:49.619 be very Super Nintendo PlayStation heavy. Because 00:34:49.619 --> 00:34:53.400 that's my jam. Nintendo, Super Nintendo. PlayStation 00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:55.880 those are so I will be spending lots of I just 00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:58.960 can't wait to be like oh My god, I forgot about 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.800 that. That's it. I gotta get that or like, you 00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:04.199 know that it's just you want to talk about a 00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:07.559 nostalgia Wet dream and jokes aside that really 00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.900 is just a very small sliver of what happened. 00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:14.019 Yeah at this show It's absolutely people enjoying 00:35:14.019 --> 00:35:16.860 cosplay. There are can't wait for the different 00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:19.460 sessions and and you're gonna get to meet people 00:35:19.460 --> 00:35:24.670 and buy things the coolest vendors that you will 00:35:24.670 --> 00:35:28.190 find anywhere. If you are in this gaming, retro, 00:35:28.349 --> 00:35:33.110 anything community, I don't, I feel like Amazon 00:35:33.110 --> 00:35:35.650 doesn't have as good a selection of cool things 00:35:35.650 --> 00:35:38.130 than you will find from these vendors at GameCon. 00:35:38.230 --> 00:35:41.110 Because these vendors, I mean, this isn't your 00:35:41.110 --> 00:35:43.050 run of the mill, like I collect stuff. I mean, 00:35:43.210 --> 00:35:46.769 this is a serious operation. And you know, I 00:35:46.769 --> 00:35:49.320 gotta tell you something. I had this quick thought 00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:51.639 of, like, oh, I got to dress up in cosplay, you 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:54.260 know, for the show, and I'm not going to do that 00:35:54.260 --> 00:35:56.960 because I have learned that the cosplay... You're 00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:59.780 famous on your own. I am not famous, but... Maybe 00:35:59.780 --> 00:36:03.599 I could cosplay as Mike. But if I realize that 00:36:03.599 --> 00:36:05.179 out of respect for cosplay, I'm not going to 00:36:05.179 --> 00:36:07.019 do it because there is a real community that 00:36:07.019 --> 00:36:09.239 does cosplay, and I'm not... They don't just 00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:11.420 throw on costumes, dude. Yeah, oh, yeah, no, 00:36:11.420 --> 00:36:12.699 it's not Halloween. Like, if I just show up in 00:36:12.699 --> 00:36:15.139 my cute little costume... No, no, no. That's 00:36:15.139 --> 00:36:16.579 disrespectful, and they'll sniff me out. They'll 00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:18.179 be like, this guy's not for real. Yeah. Yeah, 00:36:18.179 --> 00:36:21.099 no. I mean, there are some serious cosplayers 00:36:21.099 --> 00:36:22.739 out there. For those of you that don't know, 00:36:23.219 --> 00:36:26.340 cosplay means you become that character. Nobody 00:36:26.340 --> 00:36:32.880 doesn't know, Mike. He doesn't. For me. If they're 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:36.519 listening to a podcast, they know what cosplay 00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:40.920 is. I want to put a poll up now. Do you know 00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:44.260 what cosplay is? Write it in the comments. Do 00:36:44.260 --> 00:36:46.260 you know what cosplay is? I'm not completely 00:36:46.260 --> 00:36:49.360 sure what our average demographics are, so maybe 00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:51.760 I am speaking on a tune here. I don't know. Maybe 00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:54.500 I am. Who knows? Cosplay could be, I mean, it 00:36:54.500 --> 00:36:57.940 sounds a little kinky, you know? They might not. 00:36:58.039 --> 00:36:59.980 They might be like, ooh, that sounds... Depends 00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:02.260 on what website you're on, my friend. And with 00:37:02.260 --> 00:37:05.539 that, it is Good News York brought to you by 00:37:05.539 --> 00:37:07.559 Ads on the Go. Get ads on the go .com. Zach, 00:37:07.659 --> 00:37:10.789 we love you. And it's been Tuesday. Well, we 00:37:10.789 --> 00:37:12.769 thought it was Monday until Danny hit record. 00:37:12.989 --> 00:37:16.050 Uh, so... It's a Monday on Tuesday. Oh, no, the 00:37:16.050 --> 00:37:19.210 pisser. The pisser was news. That's... That's 00:37:19.210 --> 00:37:20.610 your Tuesday. All the news you could possibly 00:37:20.610 --> 00:37:24.309 need. Tuesday Newsday. You're in trouble. You're 00:37:24.309 --> 00:37:26.630 in trouble. Peace out. Bye -bye.