WEBVTT 00:00:09.839 --> 00:00:13.460 Hey guys, Matt, Mike. Good news, York. Back at 00:00:13.460 --> 00:00:16.260 the fair. Having a great time. It's awesome. 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:19.219 You can feel the energy. You can. I would say 00:00:19.219 --> 00:00:23.460 it's obviously busier than yesterday, but you 00:00:23.460 --> 00:00:26.679 can feel the excitement. The energy is palpable. 00:00:26.899 --> 00:00:31.100 It is palpable, baby. It's great. I love it. 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:32.960 You've already got your wine slushie, which is 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:36.460 fantastic. I told the wine slushie guy here that 00:00:36.460 --> 00:00:40.009 I had been in the... for a solid five minutes, 00:00:40.109 --> 00:00:41.729 didn't have a wine slushie yet, I had to fix 00:00:41.729 --> 00:00:44.210 that. They need to actually move the wine slushie 00:00:44.210 --> 00:00:46.770 booth closer to the entrance gates. Or just closer 00:00:46.770 --> 00:00:48.750 to you. That would be my suggestion for the fair. 00:00:48.890 --> 00:00:52.590 I agree. I mean, look, you go on vacation, you 00:00:52.590 --> 00:00:54.490 know you gotta pack sunglasses and sunscreen, 00:00:54.990 --> 00:00:57.770 you know you gotta pack wine slushies. That's 00:00:57.770 --> 00:00:59.130 your thing. I don't pack anything, they have 00:00:59.130 --> 00:01:02.729 them here. Right. It's actually a law. If you 00:01:02.729 --> 00:01:05.469 step foot on the state fair property, not even 00:01:05.469 --> 00:01:08.480 for the state fair, As I've proven a few times 00:01:08.480 --> 00:01:11.299 now, you must purchase a wine slushie. 100%. 00:01:11.299 --> 00:01:13.200 I love that that's your thing. Everybody's got 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:15.519 a thing, you know? I do. Yeah, wine slushies 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:17.799 are your thing. It's cool. I would love a wine 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:21.079 slushie booth to maybe sponsor us, so I'd maybe 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:22.780 get a free wine slushie from time to time, you 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:24.459 know? I mean, either that or you're going to 00:01:24.459 --> 00:01:26.599 go broke and those things are expensive. I mean, 00:01:27.579 --> 00:01:30.540 I might. It's fine. Mike, what are we going to 00:01:30.540 --> 00:01:32.040 see today at the fair, buddy? Well, here's the 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:34.030 thing. This is what I love about the fair. You 00:01:34.030 --> 00:01:35.370 don't know what you're going to see. I mean, 00:01:35.450 --> 00:01:38.290 you know the staples, rides, games, all that. 00:01:38.370 --> 00:01:40.629 Yeah. But this is a great New York State Fair. 00:01:40.689 --> 00:01:43.250 We're going to see a lot of things. Yeah. I'm 00:01:43.250 --> 00:01:45.909 newly gluten -free. It's not that bad, actually, 00:01:45.950 --> 00:01:48.390 and it's been great for me, old tummy. But it's 00:01:48.390 --> 00:01:49.849 tough to find it, you know? And you don't want 00:01:49.849 --> 00:01:51.870 to be that guy out at restaurants going, we're 00:01:51.870 --> 00:01:53.650 gluten -free. But what's great about the New 00:01:53.650 --> 00:01:56.709 York State Fair, they have an app, and it filters 00:01:56.709 --> 00:01:58.989 the gluten -free options. So I'm going to show 00:01:58.989 --> 00:02:02.090 the gluten -free peeps at home. some of the best 00:02:02.090 --> 00:02:03.549 gluten -free food here at the Great New York 00:02:03.549 --> 00:02:05.109 State Fair. You don't even know what gluten is. 00:02:05.250 --> 00:02:06.890 You don't even know what gluten is. I don't know 00:02:06.890 --> 00:02:10.210 what fucking gluten is. So I feel bad for my 00:02:10.210 --> 00:02:11.650 gluten -free peeps, because I used to make fun 00:02:11.650 --> 00:02:13.330 of them. When I used to work at a restaurant, 00:02:13.449 --> 00:02:15.330 I'd say, everyone thinks they're gluten -allergic. 00:02:15.550 --> 00:02:17.330 No. And then I ended up being gluten -allergic. 00:02:17.469 --> 00:02:19.250 It is. We're going to find the best of that, 00:02:19.270 --> 00:02:21.169 and then we're just going to get into some hijinks. 00:02:21.229 --> 00:02:23.550 We're going to talk to the people. That's it. 00:02:23.729 --> 00:02:28.400 That's it. Shenanigans. Tomfoolery. Just a bunch 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:30.360 of ne 'er -do -wells walking around getting into 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:33.319 some hubba -vooloo. It's gonna be a shindig. 00:02:33.419 --> 00:02:37.300 It sure is. Let's do it. Alright. Wow. So you're 00:02:37.300 --> 00:02:44.479 just gonna dive head first. I like this. Yeah, 00:02:44.780 --> 00:02:51.639 don't mind me. Do you think we can take this 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:55.639 to one of the... Deep -fried people and see if 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:58.139 they'll deep fry your wine slushie. I guess you 00:02:58.139 --> 00:03:08.300 can't do that The lyrics of this song are amazing 00:03:08.300 --> 00:03:11.219 actually if you think about it What if God was 00:03:11.219 --> 00:03:14.199 one of us just a slob like one of us it really 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:20.199 is? very underrated lyrical song from the 90s 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:27.960 God is good Yeah. Yeah. Wine slushies are good. 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:31.500 Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Let's go. Here 00:03:31.500 --> 00:03:42.759 it is. And when the boss is happy, everyone's 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:46.080 happy. I don't eat wild game. It's just a personal 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.740 preference. But if I was going to, it wouldn't 00:03:47.740 --> 00:03:51.259 be from the fair. I'm worried about Matt. I mean, 00:03:51.259 --> 00:03:52.800 look at the menu. It looks like you're Picking 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:55.479 out a prize. Gator, kangaroo, elk, wild boar. 00:03:55.539 --> 00:03:57.800 No, you're gonna eat it. Camel? Is that real? 00:03:58.539 --> 00:04:02.000 I just noticed camels on there. Who eats a camel? 00:04:02.620 --> 00:04:06.419 You know what's a strange, strange thing about 00:04:06.419 --> 00:04:10.240 culture and society? Like, why am I okay? I'll 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:16.740 eat pork, turkey, beef, chicken, right? Some 00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:20.519 fish. But for some reason, I draw the line. I'm 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:22.399 not gonna eat duck, I'm not gonna eat gator. 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:25.639 I just, I can't, I don't know why it's okay to 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:28.360 chew on a cow with me, but I can't do it to a 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:31.420 gator or a kangaroo or, I don't know. All right 00:04:31.420 --> 00:04:33.899 guys, it's Matt and Mike here at the State Fair, 00:04:34.220 --> 00:04:36.019 trying out some different foods. And we found 00:04:36.019 --> 00:04:40.420 a booth, a food booth, that sells sticks, a very 00:04:40.420 --> 00:04:43.720 interesting kinds of meat. Dude. And we approached 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.120 them and said, you know what, we got to try that 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:48.019 and found out they also sell this same meat in 00:04:48.019 --> 00:04:50.040 jerky form, which is a little smaller. We figured 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:54.220 it was a little easier to sample. So we, or at 00:04:54.220 --> 00:04:56.879 least I, am going to try some of these things. 00:04:57.399 --> 00:05:00.279 Quick preview of what we got on deck. There is 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:05.379 elk, buffalo, camel, alligator, ostrich, and 00:05:05.379 --> 00:05:08.699 kangaroo. This is ridiculous. Kangaroo has to 00:05:08.699 --> 00:05:11.399 be the last one. What one do you want me to try 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:15.009 first? I think you should start with the most 00:05:15.009 --> 00:05:17.649 normal and work your way to the weirdest, but 00:05:17.649 --> 00:05:19.449 that's subjective. So I don't know, I guess start 00:05:19.449 --> 00:05:23.750 with the elk. Alright, hold that. Here's the 00:05:23.750 --> 00:05:30.449 thing. Are you gonna try the elk? I guess. I've 00:05:30.449 --> 00:05:32.129 been known, when I was on the road with my band, 00:05:32.269 --> 00:05:34.189 whenever we would, or even with my family when 00:05:34.189 --> 00:05:36.550 we're on vacation, if we stop at a gas station, 00:05:36.629 --> 00:05:38.910 my go -to is always beef jerky. I love gas station 00:05:38.910 --> 00:05:42.259 beef jerky. This is next level. All right, so 00:05:42.259 --> 00:05:44.740 Matt's trying, what do you got, the elk? Mm -hmm. 00:05:46.660 --> 00:05:49.959 What's the verdict? Tastes like jerky. It's good. 00:05:51.319 --> 00:05:52.620 Flavorful, it's like a good piece of jerky. Okay, 00:05:52.899 --> 00:05:55.319 fuck it, I'll do it. We'll do it live. You can 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:58.399 take a not piece like that off if you want. It'll 00:05:58.399 --> 00:06:04.079 fucking go all in. Oh. Yeah. Just tastes like, 00:06:04.079 --> 00:06:06.860 it's good. All right, all right, okay. Next up 00:06:06.860 --> 00:06:09.279 is smoked buffalo. All right, I've had bison 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:13.670 burgers. Go bills. Yeah, I've had bison burgers. 00:06:14.050 --> 00:06:17.350 It's a very lean meat very much like steak So 00:06:17.350 --> 00:06:19.209 I would imagine this will taste just like beef 00:06:19.209 --> 00:06:22.529 jerky as well Buffalo is a tough motherfucker. 00:06:22.670 --> 00:06:34.449 I'll give him that just like the bills Okay, 00:06:34.550 --> 00:06:41.439 I should have saved my doctor Pickled pepper. 00:06:41.500 --> 00:06:42.639 You seriously got rid of your drink already? 00:06:43.220 --> 00:06:47.920 Yeah. Okay. So, alright, the buffalo... It's 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:49.000 got a lot more flavor to it, but it is smoked. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.800 It's got more flavor. You get a lot of smoke, 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:54.639 but for the most part, it's like a beef jerky. 00:06:55.060 --> 00:06:59.240 Camel. I don't know about this. I really don't 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:08.439 know about this. Camel. I like it. Do you taste 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:12.230 a difference? It's a little more tender than 00:07:12.230 --> 00:07:18.310 the others. Oh, there's a little. Watery. Don't 00:07:18.310 --> 00:07:20.870 they hold a lot of water in their humps? Yeah, 00:07:20.870 --> 00:07:22.629 I don't know. I don't know about all that, but. 00:07:24.870 --> 00:07:27.610 I can't believe it's got a little like afterspice. 00:07:27.610 --> 00:07:33.129 It's good, but not overpowering. OK, that's probably 00:07:33.129 --> 00:07:34.810 more about the seasoning than the camel itself, 00:07:34.829 --> 00:07:40.259 but it is more tender. Yeah. I can't believe 00:07:40.259 --> 00:07:42.779 I'm eating a damn camel. I just noticed camels 00:07:42.779 --> 00:07:45.519 on there. Who eats a camel? Next thing we've 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:47.740 got, we're stepping it up now. I don't know. 00:07:47.740 --> 00:07:50.240 This is alligator. I don't know about this. And 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:52.300 it's Cajun style, they say. So I'm thinking there's 00:07:52.300 --> 00:07:54.040 gonna be a little bit of a little bit of kick 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:56.920 to this one, too. Yeah. What do you think? You 00:07:56.920 --> 00:07:58.980 gonna do it, buddy? I think PETA is gonna destroy 00:07:58.980 --> 00:08:01.680 us. Why would they do that? They don't like alligator. 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:03.920 They're not cute. You know, I've kissed you like 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:05.740 four times, technically, because I keep biting 00:08:05.740 --> 00:08:15.360 where you bit. What do you got? I'm concerned. 00:08:16.459 --> 00:08:19.360 Well, it's chewy. OK. I've had Gator before. 00:08:19.379 --> 00:08:24.100 Gator's chewy. It's not bad. I believe Amanda 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:26.819 described Gator as fishy chicken, which if I 00:08:26.819 --> 00:08:29.680 didn't hate Gator before, I hate it now. Fishy 00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:32.120 chicken. Yeah, but in this context, they got 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:33.720 some seasoning on it to make it a little more 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:37.539 beefy. So it's maybe not quite as fishy chicken. 00:08:43.330 --> 00:08:48.889 Fine who's keeping it in? No, it's fine. That's 00:08:48.889 --> 00:08:53.110 good. It's great if you're Normal me. I just 00:08:53.110 --> 00:08:56.629 I I have a hard time with gamey meats. All right 00:08:56.629 --> 00:08:59.450 If I don't picture that as Gator, I'm fine. Remember 00:08:59.450 --> 00:09:01.870 the duck wings Yeah, those were phenomenal. They 00:09:01.870 --> 00:09:04.250 were phenomenal, but I couldn't I was scared. 00:09:04.409 --> 00:09:08.409 This is beef and ostrich I don't even know so 00:09:08.409 --> 00:09:11.629 You got half of an animal. You normally you were 00:09:11.629 --> 00:09:20.259 right I'm getting a hint of fish. Whoa. Ostrich 00:09:20.259 --> 00:09:22.019 and beef mix? This might be my favorite bit so 00:09:22.019 --> 00:09:27.740 far. Not me. Beef and ostrich. Bostridge. Ostief. 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:31.419 Mmm. Oh, we got a mmm out of them. That might 00:09:31.419 --> 00:09:33.639 be my favorite one so far. Really? I think you're 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:36.639 gonna like it better. Maybe. You might hate it. 00:09:41.090 --> 00:09:49.529 Oh my god. There's a lot of flavor. So it's got 00:09:49.529 --> 00:09:53.509 that dark beef taste and there's like this sweet, 00:09:54.669 --> 00:09:56.570 you know what I'm talking about? Yep. There's 00:09:56.570 --> 00:09:59.029 like a sweet thing over top of it. Oh wait for 00:09:59.029 --> 00:10:00.850 it. I'm assuming that's the ostrich. Wait for 00:10:00.850 --> 00:10:10.799 it. Wait for what? Just wait for it. Oh no. It 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:13.320 tastes like the hay that an ostrich would step 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:17.120 on. At the end. It's starting to more remind 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:18.799 me of ostrich shit to be completely honest with 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:22.899 you. I was into it to begin with. No, I can't 00:10:22.899 --> 00:10:25.659 do that one. It's all downhill from here. Not 00:10:25.659 --> 00:10:28.440 disgusting. It's not for me. Kangaroo, it's the 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:32.980 last one. Spicy sweet thing takes over and then 00:10:32.980 --> 00:10:37.840 ostrich shit is on the finish. Alright, this 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:39.220 one really bothers me. I'll never be able to 00:10:39.220 --> 00:10:41.179 - Was it avoid the ostrich? I'm just gonna - 00:10:41.179 --> 00:10:43.000 Did you ever see kangaroos fight real people? 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:45.019 That shit's awesome. Yeah, let's see if they 00:10:45.019 --> 00:10:47.700 taste like it. Yeah, they taste muscular. Oh 00:10:47.700 --> 00:10:57.059 yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Kinda boring, I'm not gonna 00:10:57.059 --> 00:11:09.750 lie. I like plain. A dingo ate my baby! Oh? See, 00:11:09.750 --> 00:11:12.309 I don't think it's strong of any flavor really 00:11:12.309 --> 00:11:20.970 kind of surprised There's some sort of weird 00:11:20.970 --> 00:11:30.429 you're doing a second Fucking heathen I Mean 00:11:30.429 --> 00:11:34.230 it's fucking weird I'll probably never purchase 00:11:34.230 --> 00:11:36.779 this again Matt probably has a big game hunting 00:11:36.779 --> 00:11:38.419 room at home, and I didn't even know about it. 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:43.200 No, I'm not into that. Well, I will say this. 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:49.460 Everything was good. For people that aren't weird 00:11:49.460 --> 00:11:52.200 like me with the gamey meats, it's fantastic. 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:57.460 But I'm going to be completely honest. There's 00:11:57.460 --> 00:11:59.519 a reason that chicken, beef, and pork have been 00:11:59.519 --> 00:12:04.950 staples of meat from the beginning of time. As 00:12:04.950 --> 00:12:08.330 much as I like some uniqueness, you stick with 00:12:08.330 --> 00:12:10.809 the... Let's go get some farm animals. All right, 00:12:10.950 --> 00:12:17.090 I'm in. Oh, wow. I can dream record myself doing 00:12:17.090 --> 00:12:18.529 this. It's my dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. 00:12:18.549 --> 00:12:20.710 It's one thing I love in this world is goddamn 00:12:20.710 --> 00:12:29.129 Oreos. No. No. No. I mean, those are a little 00:12:29.129 --> 00:12:32.769 Top Gun -ish. What? Top Gun -ish? Yeah. I don't 00:12:32.769 --> 00:12:35.629 hate them. I mean, those are just a darker version 00:12:35.629 --> 00:12:37.450 of the other pair. I feel like you're drawn to 00:12:37.450 --> 00:12:39.049 that style. You should just grab it. I mean, 00:12:39.110 --> 00:12:48.649 those aren't bad. Classic. Those are good. All 00:12:48.649 --> 00:12:51.710 right, so Matt and I stopped at Fair Deli. I 00:12:51.710 --> 00:12:53.809 probably would have stopped anyway. I have to 00:12:53.809 --> 00:12:58.230 see what this Dr. Pepper pickle drink is. Our 00:12:58.230 --> 00:13:01.429 friends at Visit Syracuse. Posted a video yesterday 00:13:01.429 --> 00:13:04.330 trying it. So when I saw the sign great job friends 00:13:04.330 --> 00:13:06.690 at visit Syracuse. It worked We're gonna we're 00:13:06.690 --> 00:13:09.169 gonna try it ourselves as well as I think Matt 00:13:09.169 --> 00:13:12.789 ordered a couple pebble pops I guess it's like 00:13:12.789 --> 00:13:14.970 fruity pebbles in a corndog. We're gonna see 00:13:14.970 --> 00:13:17.370 we're at the fair. All right, so we got some 00:13:17.370 --> 00:13:21.250 Incredible fair food. Yeah You seem to have a 00:13:21.250 --> 00:13:22.929 beverage with a pickle stuck in it. Yeah, like 00:13:22.929 --> 00:13:25.230 I said, I saw our friends from visit Syracuse 00:13:25.230 --> 00:13:29.940 trying this dr. Pepper Pickle. All right And 00:13:29.940 --> 00:13:31.940 from Fair Deli right here in Syracuse. Fair Deli, 00:13:32.059 --> 00:13:36.620 who we love. So let's go for it. Yeah. All right. 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:44.259 Here we go. That is absolutely awesome. And I'm 00:13:44.259 --> 00:13:46.759 not just saying that you got to. All right. So 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:51.519 I got to try. This is that is intense pebble 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:53.919 pop. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:57.559 seen. Hold that, buddy. Yeah, I got you. It's 00:13:57.559 --> 00:14:01.429 a cheese stick. covered in pebbles. Pretty pebbles. 00:14:01.549 --> 00:14:04.210 I'll catch your pebbles. Find you a friend who'll 00:14:04.210 --> 00:14:06.029 catch your pebbles. You don't really have to. 00:14:06.090 --> 00:14:09.750 We're outdoors. That's true. What's the review? 00:14:12.029 --> 00:14:15.470 Damn, guys. Are you getting floral notes? This 00:14:15.470 --> 00:14:17.230 is the most ridiculous combination of things. 00:14:18.230 --> 00:14:21.009 It's awesome. Right? I feel like we're in that 00:14:21.009 --> 00:14:23.690 age now. Like, what a time to be alive, where 00:14:23.690 --> 00:14:27.100 people are taking two... great things that you 00:14:27.100 --> 00:14:30.080 wouldn't put together and creating these like 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:33.820 somebody. Somebody from that company must smoke 00:14:33.820 --> 00:14:36.559 pot because you can't have a menu as glorious 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:39.559 as this without being. I mean, it's amazing pickles 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:43.299 and Dr Pepper fruity pebbles and mozzarella. 00:14:44.659 --> 00:14:46.919 It's that sweet and savory. That's what it is 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:51.019 incredible. You're incredible. Let's get a pickle 00:14:51.019 --> 00:14:58.100 though. So for me it's. Oh my god. You gotta 00:14:58.100 --> 00:15:01.179 stand up. It's like this nice hit of the Dr. 00:15:01.340 --> 00:15:06.860 Pepper and then the salty pickle -ness takes 00:15:06.860 --> 00:15:09.679 over and blends and you get hit in the back of 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:13.559 the throat with like that salt. Oh my god. Anyone 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:15.720 else want to try them? This makes me want to 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:19.080 listen to Kid Rock and shave my head. Are you 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:26.210 scared? These seats are way more comfortable 00:15:26.210 --> 00:15:48.929 than I thought. That's rare. Feels so cool. And 00:15:48.929 --> 00:15:50.990 this gentleman who's a real man said that was 00:15:50.990 --> 00:15:53.350 pretty good. When I was in Nashville, I got a 00:15:53.350 --> 00:15:59.809 nine -something. No lie. Really? I need to hear 00:15:59.809 --> 00:16:03.929 him say this. Go ahead. Yeah, 60 and above is 00:16:03.929 --> 00:16:09.309 kind of uncommon. 15 below is really common and 00:16:09.309 --> 00:16:14.190 good, but 60 and up is... I'm going to play this 00:16:14.190 --> 00:16:16.470 moment for my wife over and over to show her 00:16:16.470 --> 00:16:20.169 how manly I am. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:26.600 My bracelet fell off. Thank you. I'm in my 40s. 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:28.759 I have IBS. I've got all sorts of problems. What 00:16:28.759 --> 00:16:30.620 if I wanted to join the military? Do you guys 00:16:30.620 --> 00:16:36.980 accept any age? We do, actually. So how it works 00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:39.039 is you would have to talk to your local recruiter 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:42.440 because every area is different. But for here, 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:44.899 if you wanted to actually learn where to join 00:16:44.899 --> 00:16:46.700 and how to join, you would just scan this barcode, 00:16:46.899 --> 00:16:50.370 and it will send you to our website. Wow. Thank 00:16:50.370 --> 00:16:52.450 you so much for complimenting me, but more importantly, 00:16:52.830 --> 00:16:55.490 thank you for serving our country. It's the most 00:16:55.490 --> 00:16:57.309 honorable and admirable thing anybody could do, 00:16:57.309 --> 00:16:59.389 and we appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you for 00:16:59.389 --> 00:17:02.129 your support. Thank you. This gluten -free world 00:17:02.129 --> 00:17:07.089 is new to me. It's not as bad as I thought, except 00:17:07.089 --> 00:17:09.670 for the fact that it's very hard to find options. 00:17:09.730 --> 00:17:12.049 I want to thank the New York State Fair. Jalila 00:17:12.049 --> 00:17:14.809 Fave, I'm going to call you out because you're 00:17:14.809 --> 00:17:15.930 the director. I want to thank her personally. 00:17:15.950 --> 00:17:18.109 I want to thank you personally for giving up 00:17:18.109 --> 00:17:20.440 gluten -free filters. Seriously. For anyone that's 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:22.339 gluten -free, it's such a pain in the ass. I 00:17:22.339 --> 00:17:24.299 love this feature of the app. All right, so if 00:17:24.299 --> 00:17:26.319 I'm reading this right, the first one close enough 00:17:26.319 --> 00:17:28.099 to where we're standing is right over there. 00:17:29.099 --> 00:17:31.640 Let's go check it out. Let's go. Danny's backward 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:33.420 walking skills are unparalleled. Dude, it's amazing. 00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:36.980 Danny, you are a crack photographer. Who knew? 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:40.019 So if we rewind this, he'll be moving forward. 00:17:40.339 --> 00:17:42.480 I didn't realize we're sort of giving Danny flashbacks 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:44.480 from his days of working for the local news channel. 00:17:45.650 --> 00:17:48.009 He used to have to do this, but with a much heavier 00:17:48.009 --> 00:17:50.670 camera. Yeah, and much more seriously. And that 00:17:50.670 --> 00:17:54.630 is why we're going to find out tonight. All right, 00:17:54.630 --> 00:17:59.029 so on my gluten -free journey, for those of you 00:17:59.029 --> 00:18:02.029 gluten -free folks out there, a couple things 00:18:02.029 --> 00:18:06.430 I'm knocking out in one shot here. First of all, 00:18:06.529 --> 00:18:08.569 Sausage and Peppers is a great gluten -free option. 00:18:08.589 --> 00:18:11.170 It was on the gluten -free map on the New York 00:18:11.170 --> 00:18:14.250 State Fair app. But someone asked me recently, 00:18:14.460 --> 00:18:16.640 You know, what is the ultimate fair food for 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:18.279 you? And you know, of course, there's the fried 00:18:18.279 --> 00:18:20.799 dough, the funnel cakes, the pizza cone, but 00:18:20.799 --> 00:18:25.259 I cannot shake it. I always come back to sausage 00:18:25.259 --> 00:18:28.779 and peppers as my personal favorite fair food. 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:32.119 And I will admit, without the bun, because I'm 00:18:32.119 --> 00:18:36.279 gluten free, that's a sad, sad little sausage, 00:18:37.099 --> 00:18:43.799 but it's not about the size. because it's so 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:48.599 good every time. Even when you don't have a pepper, 00:18:49.579 --> 00:18:51.819 you still taste the pepper. It's just great. 00:18:51.900 --> 00:18:56.940 I love it. All right, Matt, this looks, I mean, 00:18:57.180 --> 00:18:58.559 five -star quality. What do you got? Well, here's 00:18:58.559 --> 00:19:00.420 the thing. This is what I came to the fair for, 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:03.960 honestly, not just to make great content. This 00:19:03.960 --> 00:19:06.839 is a lobster roll from Cudson's Maine Lobster. 00:19:06.980 --> 00:19:09.359 Oh, my God. So I watch Shark Tank religiously. 00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:11.099 They're one of the biggest success stories from 00:19:11.099 --> 00:19:13.369 the show. That's awesome. They got a bunch of 00:19:13.369 --> 00:19:15.210 different options. I went with the classic main 00:19:15.210 --> 00:19:18.529 which is the cold with mayonnaise They also have 00:19:18.529 --> 00:19:19.990 the hot with butter. They got a bunch of different 00:19:19.990 --> 00:19:23.250 options, but so wait is that? Would you call 00:19:23.250 --> 00:19:25.069 that a sandwich or would you just call that like 00:19:25.069 --> 00:19:26.650 it's its own thing like a lot? Well, you know, 00:19:26.789 --> 00:19:28.509 they call it a lobster roll which almost leads 00:19:28.509 --> 00:19:31.450 me more almost like a sub but it's not on a sub 00:19:31.450 --> 00:19:33.430 It's kind of on a hot dog bun sort of in a hot 00:19:33.430 --> 00:19:35.529 dog bun. Can we show the kid? Look at this? Look 00:19:35.529 --> 00:19:39.869 at this thing, man That is I mean, holy schnike 00:19:41.529 --> 00:19:45.329 You're saying it's not a sandwich? I don't know. 00:19:45.809 --> 00:19:50.509 I kind of think it is. It is incredible. Yeah, 00:19:50.589 --> 00:19:54.470 well it looks incredible. Really good. We need 00:19:54.470 --> 00:20:03.089 two ways out. We need two ways out. Two ways 00:20:03.089 --> 00:20:08.029 out. Boom boom boom. Two ways out. Boom boom 00:20:08.029 --> 00:20:13.029 boom boom. All right, Matt, we are outside the 00:20:13.029 --> 00:20:18.750 Sweet Praxis and I'm gonna try out the gluten 00:20:18.750 --> 00:20:22.390 -free cookie option here because I love chocolate 00:20:22.390 --> 00:20:25.789 and I love sweets and that's what they have. 00:20:26.250 --> 00:20:28.269 And thankfully they have a gluten -free option, 00:20:28.309 --> 00:20:29.869 so I'm gonna, I'm gonna get creative. They're 00:20:29.869 --> 00:20:31.210 making them right here, bro, look at this. How 00:20:31.210 --> 00:20:33.609 cool is this? This is awesome. Look at that. 00:20:33.869 --> 00:20:36.470 There ain't nothing fresher than that. Bloop! 00:20:36.589 --> 00:20:38.109 It's a cool machine they got going there too. 00:20:38.130 --> 00:20:39.390 Yeah, man, it's just pooping cookies out, dude. 00:20:39.589 --> 00:20:50.630 It's great. I want one of those. That is amazing. 00:20:51.750 --> 00:20:55.769 Want some? I've had it a million times. I bet. 00:20:58.789 --> 00:21:05.089 Oh my god. Can I get a picture of your dough, 00:21:05.170 --> 00:21:15.769 though? How much is this? $1? No, I don't know. 00:21:16.470 --> 00:21:22.130 Well, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. this was like 350 maybe 00:21:22.130 --> 00:21:26.130 five actually this is five money's no object 00:21:26.130 --> 00:21:50.819 when it comes to this my friend We are live from 00:21:50.819 --> 00:21:54.259 the just finished canine show. It's wild. Here 00:21:54.259 --> 00:21:56.440 at the Great New York State Fair. It was awesome. 00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:58.440 The dogs have a giant pool to jump in, which 00:21:58.440 --> 00:22:00.279 I really would like to jump in as well. I was 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:03.099 jealous. Yeah. It looks awesome. I think they 00:22:03.099 --> 00:22:05.279 could win AGT, because I feel like every year 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:08.000 America's Got Talent, if you got a dog show, 00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:10.359 you're going to win. People love dogs. Hey, they're 00:22:10.359 --> 00:22:11.539 doing it up. What's not to love about dogs? They're 00:22:11.539 --> 00:22:14.019 doing a great job. All that fun right here at 00:22:14.019 --> 00:22:16.359 the fair. Yeah. Hey, guys. It's Matt. I'm here 00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:18.539 at the fair. I don't ever want to hear anybody 00:22:18.539 --> 00:22:21.059 complain about having to spend a lot of money 00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:23.079 at the Great New York State Fair. I'm here with, 00:22:23.220 --> 00:22:26.000 I think, the best value dollar hot dogs, guys. 00:22:26.440 --> 00:22:30.460 Dollar glizzies. All day long, right over here 00:22:30.460 --> 00:22:33.019 at the West End Bar and Grill. We're kind of 00:22:33.019 --> 00:22:37.200 the back side of the Expo Center, right by the 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:39.319 gate, depending on which way you came in. This 00:22:39.319 --> 00:22:41.920 is the place to go. They got seating. They got 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:45.480 cheap, very good food. Come to the fair. Have 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:53.259 fun. Don't break the bank. Anybody want a glizzy? 00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:56.279 Hey, guys. Welcome to the Great New York Steak 00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:59.480 Fair. Welcome. Just kidding. We're leaving. Yeah. 00:22:59.740 --> 00:23:01.599 But it has been a great, fun -filled day. It's 00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:04.140 been a great, fun -filled couple days with you 00:23:04.140 --> 00:23:06.019 guys. And I'm sad because I'm going on vacay. 00:23:06.019 --> 00:23:08.579 Right. So I'm going to miss the rest of the festivities. 00:23:08.660 --> 00:23:10.880 But I'll be checking in from Rehoboth Beach. 00:23:12.019 --> 00:23:13.680 You're going to be the guy leaving angry comments 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.319 that we're revealing things, aren't you? Absolutely. 00:23:15.549 --> 00:23:17.029 The whole time, I'm going to go, well, this would 00:23:17.029 --> 00:23:20.049 have been great if I could have saw it myself 00:23:20.049 --> 00:23:21.849 and you didn't ruin it for me. You ruined it 00:23:21.849 --> 00:23:24.230 for everything. Yeah. But yeah, we had a great 00:23:24.230 --> 00:23:26.190 time. We tried a bunch of food. A ton of food. 00:23:26.470 --> 00:23:28.869 You had some gluten -free food. Yeah, and I can't 00:23:28.869 --> 00:23:30.890 wait to go home and tell my wife I ate camel 00:23:30.890 --> 00:23:33.509 today. And what else? I feel like she might hit 00:23:33.509 --> 00:23:36.299 you for that. She might hit me for that. Elk, 00:23:36.299 --> 00:23:38.660 Gator, you had me eatin' some weird shit, man. 00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:41.380 I'll give you credit, buddy. You really trooper'd 00:23:41.380 --> 00:23:44.140 up and gave it a shot. I did it for the show, 00:23:44.339 --> 00:23:48.539 man. I did it for you. I had to face my fears 00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:51.400 of eating things other than pork and chicken 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:55.700 and beef. Boy, did we. I mean... That's what 00:23:55.700 --> 00:23:57.880 was on the label, but how do we really know? 00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.059 I have a feeling it's beef and they just dressed 00:24:00.059 --> 00:24:02.359 it up. You know, they're just like, this is sort 00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:03.839 of spoiled, so we'll just call it a different 00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:05.640 animal. You know, here's some camel. I've never 00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:07.299 heard of anyone eating camel. I didn't even know 00:24:07.299 --> 00:24:09.200 that was a thing. That's why we did it. I know, 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:11.839 I know. I also like that we're doing our outro 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:14.420 for the day at the Welcome. It's funny that you 00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:16.339 just cut on to the first thing that I said. No, 00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:17.279 I heard you.