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Hey, folks. I'm Matt Major from Growth Mode Content.

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Welcome to Good News York, joined as always by

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my smiley friend, Mikey B. Yeah. What's up, buddy?

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Hi, bud. How you doing? It's good to be back

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in the saddle with you. Yeah. Yeah. Good news,

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York. This is a little, I'm slightly discombobulated.

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We're recording a little later today because

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we had one of our content clients record. Yeah.

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their show earlier today in the studio. I'm glad

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you said that, because I feel the same way. Because

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I just stuffed my face with lunch, and I don't

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like to do that before I go on air, because then

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I feel really bloated and shitty. Oh, I got to

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say poopy, because your kids are here today.

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Yeah, they are. We do have your kids here, so

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very... Yeah, so, but whatever. We're together,

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and we are doing another episode of Good News

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York, brought to you by Get Ads on the Go, GetAdsOnTheGo

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.com. It is Tuesday News Day, my friend. It is

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Tuesday News Day. And it sounds like you have

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more news than I have. I don't know if I have

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more news, but I do have a new toy. What? Yeah,

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so I've been playing a little bit, and we're

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going to take a look in a few minutes, not just

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yet. But I've set it up in such a way where I

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can now cast my phone to the screen so we can

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put it in the video and we can do a little React

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content and pull up some stuff on the fly. We

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don't have to have images pre -cut for Danny

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to pull up, which is what we've had to do in

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the past. That's excellent. We're moving up.

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And you know what? To peel the curtain back further,

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I'm excited because I have a new toy. We added

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a fill light here because I saw a clip. If you

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guys notice, there are some clips, dude, where

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I look like I'm a fucking zombie. Yeah. Like

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my eye ba - And yes, I, you know, I'm tired.

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I have two kids. But some days I'm like, dude,

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my eyes do not look like that. So Amanda, our

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amazing assistant here, who's also a photographer,

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helped us put up a fill light so maybe we'll

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look less dead. You know, because that zombie

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phase is kind of over, right? Here's the thing.

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This is why places, you know, professional production

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houses put makeup on. I know. I thought about

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that. Even, you know, even the mail hosts. They

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do. They do. We're not going to do that. Oh,

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OK. Not because I have anything against makeup,

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but just that I don't have the patience. Yeah.

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You know? It's actually not bad. I used to wear

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it when I would do theater. You know, you put

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foundation on. Funny part is, I didn't even think

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this is, I'm such a dude. I didn't even think

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that was such a thing until we had one of our

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clients, Marie Ardenado, who is a fashion designer,

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a former pageant girl and all these things. And

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we did her podcast, and she got here and she

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goes, yeah, here's my stylist who's going to

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do my makeup before the shoot. And we're like,

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oh, shit. We're like, wow. That's something people

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do? We are nowhere near stylist level. No. We've

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got the space for it, though. We do. We've got

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a lot of ladies that want that. So we now have

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that here in growth mode content. Lots of fun

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things happening. I just want to talk about a

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couple of random things in the news. Let me find

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the first one here. You find the first one. Because

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we got graphics, and I can put them up on the

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screen. I got graphic a second ago. That's not.

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You know what I was thinking while you were looking

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at that. Am I casting? I'm not, am I? You're

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not casting. Oh, there you are. Look at you.

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So here's the first thing. Breaking news for

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1998, it seems. AOL America Online. Yeah. Does

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anybody even remember that's what they were called?

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Dude, I wore an American online hat the other

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day. You got mailed. It's set to pull the plug

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on their dial -up internet service in a few weeks.

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Is this a joke? It's completely true. What are

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we talking about here? They're still, to this

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day, for a couple of more weeks, there is still

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AOL dial -up internet available, apparently.

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It was news to me. What? Here's what drives me

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crazy. AOL killed AIM, which was the best. could

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have been their core product. And you want to

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talk about miss the boat, right? These days,

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we've got Teams, we've got Zoom, we've got all

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these different private messaging apps, WhatsApp,

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all these different things, Slack, all these

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things that companies use to coordinate and keep

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in touch and message each other, Facebook Messenger,

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all of these. It was texting before texting.

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It was, yes, AIM had all these features. They

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had emojis, they had all this shit. decades ago,

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it was a phenomenal tool, it was a great platform,

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and they're like, eh. And they killed it off.

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But somehow maintained dial -up to this day.

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Do you think people, like, do they mean, like,

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it's always been there, but we don't use it,

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it's abandoned, or do you think people are still?

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I would assume that there's at least a customer

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or two still using it, should it, if it still

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exists. I mean, if they're gonna announce it.

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But the other thing is, nobody even has phone

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lines anymore. It just blows my mind. Right.

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Blows my mind. I guess there's a possibility

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of some rural boomer that lives in the mountains

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of North Carolina. Yeah. He just threw out his

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teletype and he upgraded. Someone like Bigfoot

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from the Howard Stern Show. He's probably like,

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dial up it is. Dial up it is. That's wild. Right?

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You know what? It's not wild. With all of its

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wild it's wild that that is even news. I thought

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you were playing a prank on me That's for real

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just a while that it still existed. I don't I

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mean it's like Breaking news cell phones exist

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right no shit. We know that absolutely shout

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out to AOL though I did just buy an AOL hat I

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miss you don't I miss would you remember my space

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when you could pick the profile song? to, like,

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cryptically show everybody how sad you were about

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a breakup or if you were in a good mood. People

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don't understand the value of MySpace. Dude,

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it was amazing. And what we lost when we moved

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to Facebook and so many of those core features,

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the personalization, the HTML. I'm feeling good

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today. I'm going to play some Sublime. I'm feeling

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Summary, you know? You go to the page and you're

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like, you know what, I know how this person's

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feeling in their life right now because I like,

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I know what this song is. You know, it's true

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and there was none of the bullshit that we deal

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with now on Facebook with the arguing and all

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that Hey, although there was an argument remember

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the top eight Like I don't know about you. I'd

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get friends that would go so I noticed I'm not

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in your time. It was a huge thing Yeah, so why'd

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you get why am I not in your time? Hey, that's

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how you that's how you like You know passive

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aggressively told somebody you're mad at him.

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That's right out of your top eight That is what

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I mean the song the top eight You could find

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out so much just by looking at the homepage.

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Yeah. But anyway, enough about my... Enough about

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that shit. So... Dial up. I want to take you

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through this crazy story that I encountered.

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There's always this weird shit that happens,

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you know, random internet stuff. There's this

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restaurant... Okay. That is, I guess, a newer

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upscale place. They've got these tables... that

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are not meant to be restaurant tables. And I'm

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gonna show it to you exactly what it looks like.

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Full disclaimer, folks, I, whenever we do this

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to each other, swear to God on my children. This

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is the first time I'm, I have no idea what I'm

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about to say. Yeah, so. I hate when people fake

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that stuff. I think this will give you the setup.

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Looking for some advice, and hopefully you can

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help me figure out how to deal with this situation.

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Should she use an AOL dial up her internet? She

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might be. three -year -old daughter and 76 -year

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-old mom for coffee and ice cream. And we're

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at the beach, so we went to this local place

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in Lovelette called Hazel Boutique. And I had

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my mom and daughter sit at a table to wait for

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me while I was getting coffee because the place

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was so packed. I'm at the register paying for

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coffee and I hear a loud bang and I look and

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my daughter, who was trying to push the table

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away from her, pushed it over, pushed it over.

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And the table, which I later learned was 600

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pounds, broke into a bunch of pieces. It was

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a stone table. Oh, no. OK. The table. It's broken.

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OK. So. So. Let me pause and go back to that.

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I'm freaking out. Hold on. I want to go back

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to the table itself. Pushed it over. And the

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table, which I later learned was 600 pounds.

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I broke into a bunch of pieces. It was a stone

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table. She's kind of a stone table. But so here's

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the table. OK, for those who maybe are listening

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and can't see this picture, it looks like it's

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marble. It is a marble, narrow table with two

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columns for feet. All right. And somebody looked

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this up in another video. This is sold online.

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This is supposed to be like a hallway table that

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is up against a wall and has like a lamp on it

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or something. It is not designed to be a restaurant

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table. As you can see, it looks like it would

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just fall over from the wind. There's literally

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nothing to make that thing stable whatsoever.

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Those feet aren't proper, like that you can't...

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It's only got two legs. It's a horrible design.

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if you're using it for that purpose. Also, by

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the way, it's not made for this purpose. If it

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does fall over, you could kill people. Right.

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It's 600 pounds. So here's the thing, and here's

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the rest of the story that we cut off. So that

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woman that you saw, her three -year -old and

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her mom went to this place for lunch. The kid,

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trying to get up from the table, pushes it as

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you normally would to push a table away, knocks

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this thing over and breaks it. The restaurant

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makes them stay. and demands that they give a

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driver's license and a credit card before they're

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able to leave and makes them pay $1 ,600 for

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this table. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. I worked

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in a restaurant for over 10 years. Absolutely

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not. That is yours. You chose that piece of whatever

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it is, so -called table. If it breaks, it breaks.

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You'd never alienate your customers into feeling

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guilty over something like that. What are you

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going to make them wash dishes? Are we doing

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that whole thing? On top of that, how ridiculous?

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Like, you're telling me that your restaurant

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table is that much money? And why did you pay

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that much? Because it's a piece of garbage. Right,

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you're an idiot. It doesn't make any sense. I'm

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not completely sure what the laws are. I do know

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the laws, like, as an employer. There's no laws

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anymore. I shouldn't tell you this, but technically

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as an employer, if you came here and broke something,

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broke a computer, whatever, knocked it off the

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table. Well, we've had somebody break one of

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our arms. I can't, as an employer, charge you

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for it. I couldn't deduct your paycheck. I couldn't

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demand that you pay for that broken thing. I'm

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not allowed to do that as an employer. Now I

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know. I am not completely sure how that works

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for customers. But I think there's a good chance

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that your kid bumps into a vase. No way, dude.

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Are you now required to pay for that vase? I

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guess I don't technically know the legal. So

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if I bring some of my Buffalo Bills memorabilia

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to a restaurant that I work at and someone breaks

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it, you need to pay me $3 ,000 for this piece

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of memorabilia. Why is that in the restaurant?

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That's ridiculous. Where is this? Like what state

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or region? Ohio? Oh, there you go. Wow. Nah,

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man. That ain't right. Is there like, there's

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got to be some outrage going on, right? Oh, yeah.

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So this is the latest, you know, this is like

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the internet freaking out. The the restaurant,

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the Hazel Boutique is called. Here we go. We

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got lots of influence as well as a child's grandmother.

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Oh, here we go. Cafe where the child accidentally

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knocks over this heavy table, which you can see

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here how unstable it is. This video was posted

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by the owners. Let's watch that again. So the

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place is called hazel boutique and this happened

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in Lavalette now according to the mom when she

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finally talks to the owner on the phone she's

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still at the store she claims the owner never

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asked if the three -year -old was okay or if

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Dude you know my first thought was this is my

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difference between the restaurant and myself

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The first thing I thought of is oh god. I hope

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the kids okay, right? Screw the table. Yeah.

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Yeah, dude. I Danny if you want to flip that

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down for let me ask something as a business owner

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and an entrepreneur. Yeah. Do you think all these

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reaction videos and the negative publicity, obviously

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it reflects negatively, but ultimately do you

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think it's actually like one of those, hey, any

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publicity's good publicity for that place? Like

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you think it'll help them in some way? No. Okay.

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Or hurt them. You know, if it was controversial,

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if it was like, you know, a normal table and

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the kid was swinging from the rafters and, you

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know. Sure. If there was some sort of legitimate

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argument, then you can get people on your side,

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then yes. I would say yes. Those types of controversies

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are great. If you can get at least half the public

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with you, this is one of those things where you

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can get 0 % of the public with you. So you're

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screwed. Now, the woman who had this aperture

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and all the influencers that then make videos

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like we just watched, gold for them. The business

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itself, not so much. Oh, man. I got a couple

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other things that I just thought kind of funny

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that I'm having fun playing with, so. All right.

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So, I love it. This reminded me of something.

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Hey, it's cute, right? Absolutely. We talked

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about the... the little kids' accents back in

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the day. I don't know that they don't talk like

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that still. It says bring them back. I feel like

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you probably still have some New York kids that

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say water. Well, that one kid that got interviewed

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on Theo Von's back. Yeah, water. I think that's...

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Here's the thing, though, I wanted to bring this.

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This made me think about this. I remember this

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when we were kids. Uh -huh. When I was in, I

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don't know, fifth grade, maybe, we did this play

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about Earth Day and conservation and about saving

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water. And it's always stuck in my head. There

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was always this thing about shut off the water

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while you're brushing your teeth, because you

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could save gallons of water. And my question,

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even then, to the teacher, which they couldn't

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answer was, how are we wasting water? In what

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way? When you run the water and you don't use

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it, it goes down the drain back to the water

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pool. Oh, right, right, right. I see where you're

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going. It's not like it's one of these. It's

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not like a tree that you cut down and you burn

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it for fire when it's gone. Right. It's literally

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flowing. That's a great point. There is no such

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thing as wasting water. Jesus, our childhood

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was a lie. You're right. You know what I mean?

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There was a big Sesame Street campaign for that.

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Never made any sense to me whatsoever. You shouldn't

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let the water run while you brush your teeth.

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Why not? Maybe it was really they were just instead

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of like, listen, we can't really say, hey, kids.

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turn the water off so you don't run up the bill

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on your goddamn parents. So let's just reframe

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it. I think you're onto something there. I don't

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know if I am. I think you're onto something.

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Don't get me wrong. There is such a thing as

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water shortages. They have droughts in different

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places. They conserve water. Don't wash your

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car, things like that. But we're talking every

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day in New York City. There's an unlimited supply

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of tap water. There really is. And you don't

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use it. the majority of it goes back into the

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system. I think it worked though. And maybe I'm

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an idiot. There's a good chance that I'm missing

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something huge and I just sound like a total

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idiot to smart people, but in my 44 plus years,

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no one has been able to explain that part to

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me. This is why I always said I want to go back

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in time and be your childhood friend, because

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you just looked at things so much different.

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It's great. It doesn't make sense. You're absolutely

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right. It's wild. My mom is from the Bronx in

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the Westchester County area, so that reminds

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me of my childhood of just being around people

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with New York accents. I never understood, I

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get like the water and pool. I never understood

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with an A, like my mom's name was Linda, and

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all my aunts and uncles would call her Linda,

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Linda, like Ronnie the limo driver, another Howard

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Stern reference. Hey Linda, over there Linda,

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you know? It's true. It's very strange. Danny,

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give me some audio, buddy. Who's this guy? Do

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I like him or do I like him? This is how we do

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it Sorry, I just I can't hear this song and not

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think of this dude, so here's why I'm not completely

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on the floor laughing Howie Mandel had a show

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that lasted I think three episodes on NBC on

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I think a circle I want to say 09 maybe 2010

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and it was called This Is How We Do It, like

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D -O -I -T, and it was him doing pranks and they

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used that song and it ruined it for me. So I

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don't want to be a buzzkill on you, but that

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was funny, but I just think of - No, I'm just

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telling you, any time I see that - Like the LinkedIn

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one? Like the LinkedIn ones? The LinkedIn ones

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are phenomenal, I should have pulled up some

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of those. Those are great. But anyway, so - That's

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all I had but there is one more piece of news.

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Oh Tuesday, I think we're gonna cut to our special

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guests who will deliver that I Forgot about this

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Well, that will be right back Okay, so we're

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just gonna show you a clip of the announcement

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for her new album Okay, what's listen? Reefcase.

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Yep, make green on it Yup. What's in it? This

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is my brand new album, The Life of a Showgirl.

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Yes. So basically, that clip was from Travis

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Kelsey's podcast, New Heights, on Tuesday, where

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he announced his new album. And somebody texted

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me at 1 AM. Yeah, I found out at 1 a .m. You

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really need Yeah, I needed to tell you I told

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everybody why why but she released She released

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it at 12 12 a .m. Because it was her so specific

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the main color orange I'm pretty sure the like

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track list of all the songs is going to be out

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in October Yeah, the the release date hasn't

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come out yet. Um But it's gonna be in 2025 keep

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an eye out for the new album Yay. I'm Clara.

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And I'm Juliet. And yeah. Are you excited about

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the new Taylor Swift album, buddy? Not at all.

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Awesome. Not at all. But I know many people will.

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It's going to sell a lot of copies. I feel like

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it's already sold a bunch of copies, and it's

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not even for sale yet. Look, I am not from the

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camp. of making fun of people who are obsessed

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with Taylor Swift. That's good, because it's

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like the majority. Well, yeah, not even that.

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I don't care about the blowback from it. I just

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mean, let people love something. There you go.

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When the NFL thing was happening, they're like,

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oh, they're caught in a Taylor Swift. They're

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caught in a Taylor Swift. So what? Who cares?

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She's awesome. People love her. Let her sing.

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Let her dance. Let people be happy. There you

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go. That's it. So guys, this has been Good News

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