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Hey guys, welcome to good news York from my car

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Cuz you know we get bored I'm Matt. That's Mike

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Brindisi. Nice to see you Yeah, we're gonna do

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the go in your vehicle. We are If we were smart,

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we would drive to where? Our man Zach is driving

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the ads on the GoTruck around, but that's not

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what we're doing. We're gonna take a ride to

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the beautiful, skinny Atlas Lake. Yeah, I'm excited.

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And maybe grab a bite to eat down there. And,

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you know, just enjoy what's great about New York.

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Even when it's a little cloudy out today. Yeah.

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Did you know? I think I mentioned to you, did

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you know at home? That some famous people that

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live in skinny atlas obviously Jim Bayheim is

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as well documented Jason Newstead former V's

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player of Metallica wife you have been on the

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planet lives there So there might be some slight

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stalking going on. Well, did you say lives in

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skinny atlas? Oh that dude from Mary's most wanted

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there you go John something There's a bunch of

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other there's there's ballplayers. There's yeah.

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Yeah, there was a rumor that They're occlusive,

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scrap metal billionaires. There's all kinds of

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people like that out there. Oh, really? Well,

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it's a good town. It's a good town. It's beautiful.

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A lot of money. You gotta have a lot of money

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to live there, I've heard. Nah. I went there,

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um... I went there once with my wife's family.

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During Christmas, they turned the whole town

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into a Christmas carol. Yeah, it was like a Dickens,

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uh... Whoa! I did not know where you were going

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with that. That's really pretty best Dickens

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very loudly and abruptly. Uh, yeah, it's a it's

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a Dickens the Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, dick themed

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Christmas. It's your get your Dickens Christmas.

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Uh, get your dick in. Um, yeah, it's great. They

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all dress up. They they Christmas Carol. There's

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like horse and buggies everywhere, which You

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ever see a horse crap? Yeah, it's massive. It's

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unbelievable. Yeah, they have a bag that just

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catches it. Yeah, I want one for myself. I knew

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you were gonna say that. You did? It was Guaranteed.

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Yeah. Well, I mean... It'd come in handy. Yeah,

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but before that, you see, you know, they don't

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always have that. Like, you see a parade, you

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see the animals walking by, and sometimes there's

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some poor schlub who's got to walk behind them

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with a bucket and just shovel the shit. Quite

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literally. In public. It's like a modern -day

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public shaming, I feel like. It kind of is. What

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do you do? I shovel shit. In parades. I've seen

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many horses poop in parades, but Skinny Atlas

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was actually where I saw someone walking behind,

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just as you described. I feel like every parade

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must have been like right after breakfast or

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something. They all just let it fly. Yeah, or

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they all have celiac disease. I don't know, but

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I'll tell you this. It's a massive amount, and

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whatever they're paying those people that scoop

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it, they need to double it. You think the horse

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is doing it on purpose? I'm sure. You think he's

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like, you're making me put on this show, I'm

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just gonna shit all over the place. You know,

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if you're gonna make me march in this parade,

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I'm gonna make it a real shitty time for you.

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I just gotta wonder if a horse normally shits

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that much all the time. That's a great, that

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is a valid question. Or do they only shit at

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parade times? And unlucky for us. And maybe does

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the perc, or does the perc, parade? Provoke more

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shit because they're nervous because there's

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so much noise and people I mean, I mean these

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are could be scaring the shit out of these horses

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These are questions that that matter to America.

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They do Merica Merica Well, we're gonna find

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out because we're not really gonna find anything

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out about horse shit Well now we're not not with

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that attitude. What if I find someone, you know

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in our travels today and I'm like, hey, I mean

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There's a good chance we might encounter a horse

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farm on the way to Skinny Atlas, but I feel like

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anything we could possibly do to approach them

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would get you kicked in the nuts by a horse.

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You know, that's something that annoys me right

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there, by the way. Horse kickings? Folks, if

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you're going to run alongside a road... How dare

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you exercise in public? No, no. Or walk. Do it

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on the left side of the road. Facing oncoming

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traffic, it is... It is basic safety. That way,

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if someone's distracted by their phone. You can

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tell this kid's dead with a cop. You can see,

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yes. You are supposed to run against traffic.

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He's right. Not by law. I'm saying for safety.

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Because if someone's coming, you'll see them

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swerving. If they're behind you when they swerve,

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you're fucked. You're horse shit, literally.

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You're smashed. Now, a bicycle, on the other

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hand. You're supposed to be on the right, which

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I don't care. You've got to ride with traffic,

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because you're like a vehicle. Yeah, but. Annoying

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as fuck vehicle, but you're like a vehicle. Bikers.

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Got an argument with a bicyclist the other day.

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Yeah, pretty sure I was in the wrong, but I was

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In the middle of an intersection and everyone

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in the other cars were like what to me and I

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was like, I think I made the wrong move in anyway

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Bicyclists I don't under my whole thing is this

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is why I'll never hmm. I will never own a motorcycle

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because When you're on a motorcycle or a bike

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right and you get in an accident, right? At the

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very least, you're going to be very, very sore

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and scraped up. And then at the very worst, you're

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going to be dead. In a car or some sort of closed

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vehicle, you have a chance. And I'm also 5 '6",

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so I can't operate a motorcycle. Would you ever

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drive a motorcycle? No. Yeah, good. I don't want

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to. No, here's the thing. My dad does. My dad

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recently had a motorcycle. He had a license since

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before I was born and hadn't owned one for many

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years. And in his retirement, decided he'd get

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one again. It's never been my thing and here's

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the thing when I was a kid I rode my bicycle

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like everywhere I went I was I was one of those

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kids that put a hundred miles a day on their

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bicycle Jim pegs and no, but I also took I Don't

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know how many epic spills on that bicycle my

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legs were cut to shreds and all times every summer

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right and so When I think about that and I think

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about that same thing, but it's 60 miles an hour

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Like I'm just gonna be dead like it doesn't it

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don't make no sense it That's correct. That's

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right. That's a microcosm of what your whole

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body would look like if it was And by the way,

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I tell my kids all that falling at one mile an

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hour onto the sidewalk is a little different

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than you know at 60 you could stop at a stoplight

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and fall to the side at zero miles an hour and

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get hurt I tell my kids all the time though.

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I said listen, you know, my son will come in

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crying Oh, I scraped up my knee and I was like

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listen you're gonna If your knees are not scraped

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up for 90 % of your childhood, you're not doing

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it right. So, I mean, I mean... I'm with you

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on that, actually. You ever had your bicycle

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seat fall off by accident and then it goes up

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your... No, you fucking weirdo. I know. Mine

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was not on purpose, believe it or not. Did you

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do the cards and the spokes? No. Me either. I

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could never figure those out. It was like a 70s

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kid thing. Who fucking does that? I know. It

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was kind of a... It was a... I didn't. So here's

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the thing. I was a nerd. I was. Uh... I had every

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type of gadget attached to my bicycle, including

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an alarm. I had a bike alarm on my bicycle that

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I used to ride to school when I was a kid. It

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had a fucking T -pad and a security unlock code.

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If somebody moved it, it was like a car alarm.

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The alarm would go off. It was meant to be literally

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like a steal my bike alarm. Oh, wow. But it also

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had like a PA speaker. And like a siren and shit.

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Yeah, it was the coolest thing. That is wild.

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I don't know if it was really that cool, but

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Remember the club in the cars. Yeah, that's the

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big thing so on our way to Skinny Atlas. Yeah,

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I might as well do Tuesday Newsday, right? Yes,

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which by the way that reminds me Did you see

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there was a social media video making its rounds?

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I love when people turn right on the left plane.

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That's great Where I got so they they list off

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all these names of towns in New York State. Oh,

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that's the best part I know exactly what you're

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talking about. Yeah, so skinny Alice. He was

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like My favorite I will always call it because

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of one of those videos skinny delis skinny delis.

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It's the best I thought that person was pulling

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up from I love that. That's wild. They have a

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tough time with skin neck We definitely have

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to do this, because here's the thing, as much

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as there's a bunch of those names that I see

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and I'm laughing at these people trying to figure

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them out, there's some other names in New York

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State that I don't know how to say right, and

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I look just as stupid, and we should pick into

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those. One of my favorite is Cocksacky. Oh yeah,

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I've always been a big fan of Cocksacky. Yeah,

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someone played a prank on us, I'll tell you that.

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But anyway, listen, it's Tuesday Newsday. I didn't

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forget, I brought some news stories. I love it.

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And I have this idea, I wanna see what you thought.

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I decided, because we talk about how it's good

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New York, obviously our studio's in Syracuse,

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we talk a lot about Syracuse, but the whole idea

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is we talk about all of New York State. The Adirondacks,

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Western New York, Southern Tier, Capital Region.

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We're leaving the county as we speak. We're leaving

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the county, so obviously I'm not full of shit

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completely. And uh... So today I went through

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and I found news from each region. I think I

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want to do it that way. Noice! But here's the

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sad part, and honestly would just... Did you

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bring the trombone? I didn't. Fuck, that's probably

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good for all of us. I need a sad trombone for

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not bringing the sad trombone. But yes, I think

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this justifies why we exist. It was so hard to

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find positive news stories. Like when we do actual

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Newsday, Tuesday Newsday. And I just think to

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myself, this is frustrating. And then I realized,

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well, actually, that's why Good News York exists.

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Because 100%. There's a lack of it. But we're

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just talking about bikes. And no BS. There happens

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to be. This is our first Tuesday News Day story

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from the Southern tier, Finger Lakes Reason.

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Hornell, New York. Have you ever heard of Hornell?

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I think there's a college there. I'm thinking

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of Cornell. Yeah. That's an easy mistake to make.

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Everyday heroes don't always wear capes. Sometimes

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they quietly go about their business. Larry Pelkey

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refi - refired? Retired a few years back, and

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he knew he had to stay busy, so what he's been

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doing, he's become a bike repair shop. But he

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doesn't sell any. They're all free, like a hundred

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percent. And he - Rebuilds these bikes and gives

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them away to children in need of bikes. He gave

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noise one thousand one hundred and five free

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bicycle day old children over the last Three

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years Larry the bike man was recently wrecked

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like a bike a day. Yeah, thank you doctor away

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Was recently recognized by Cornell's mayor people

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often send them letters of thanks At least take

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it to he's taking in more than 150 donated bicycles

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from the nonprofit our community bikes of Rochester

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so You can look him up. He's finally filed as

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a charity, so you can actually donate money to

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help him out, because he invested $10 ,000 of

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his own money to make this happen, and he does

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it out of the goodness of his heart. And I absolutely

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love that. So I thought I would pull that story.

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You ever work on your own bike, Mike, when you

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were a kid? No. Well, yes. You had to. My main

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gig work working on my bike as a kid was getting

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my shoelaces out of the ball Yeah, tie around

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the pedals or the chain and my chain falling

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It was the worst and we had to put it up, you

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know upside down. Yeah. Why did it happen so

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much? I feel like that shouldn't have happened

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as much. Yeah, I feel like I Think if there was

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one thing when they were building the bike. They

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were like, let's make sure the tires don't fall

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off and the chain stays on and yet the tires

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neither occurs Usually I mean my tires stayed

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out thankfully, but yeah Yeah, so I mean look

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riding bike was riding bikes were worth it. I

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don't see that happening very much I don't want

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to sound like you look at this look at this guy

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with the leaf blower blowing off the edge of

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the road Yeah, that's great. That's how nice

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skinny outlets. That's we're not in skinny atlas

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yet, but yeah It's just somebody taking good

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care of their property. You know what's the worst

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is when you see people usually it's the opposite

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They're blowing their shit into the road which

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is illegal Because it's ridiculously dangerous.

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Yeah. Because you think about a motorcycle comes

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by. We were talking about a bike. Yeah. They

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hit that wet stuff and, again, crash at how many

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miles an hour on a bike and you're fucked. What

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are your feelings on in the winter? You're snow

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blowing your driveway and you blow snow out into

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the road. Yeah, that's a big no -no as well.

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Yeah. Because from From a snowblower's perspective,

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it's like, well, what am I going to do with it,

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right? I got it. I'm sorry. I got to put it somewhere.

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To a driver? It's terrifying. It's like little.

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Yeah, it's horrible. Like slippery patches of

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snow. Right. Right. Which, man, I've saw. Snow

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blowing's no joke. It's snow blowing. It's also

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a horrible thing to do. Like, I don't know. I've

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made that mistake as an upstate New Yorker. I

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don't know. I would never do it again. I enjoy

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it. But the price of one snowblower is like four

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years of paying a plow guy, and I don't have

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to get out of my bed Yeah, there's an app. No,

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you can just like order a plow plows and mows

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mows and plows guys and Manliest created. Yeah,

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that'd be a good band name plows and plot like

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Crosby still plows and mows. I Don't know about

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that. Wait, what was it? What am I thinking?

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You know what? What was that band? Two names.

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I'm blanking out. I know the song now, too. Who

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is it? Hall and Oates. There you go. Hall and

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Oates. What I got? Well, anyway. Actually. Is

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there more to this story? No. I saw once. There's

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this band from Pennsylvania. Before the pandemic,

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they came to Ithaca regularly. I don't know what

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happened. Hopefully they're alive. No bullshit.

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They were called, I believe they were called

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Hall and Motherfucking Oats, but it was like

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the abbreviation. Okay. This is wild. They were

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a Hall and Oats tribute band. Yep. Okay. But

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they would open by being a tribute band for talking

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heads. Or maybe it was the other way around.

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They were Talking Heads tribute band, and they

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would open up for themselves as a Hall and Oates

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tribute band. So they were two tribute bands,

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and they would do both shows. That sounds borderline

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psychotic. It was borderline psychotic. And the

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singer dressed up just like David Byrne from

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Talking Heads in the suit, and he moved like

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him, and he sang like him. Because here's my

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thing. You really owned the part, huh? If you're

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going to be a tribute band, I want the whole

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thing. I want you to look like them, sound like

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them. I can respect that. You know, like there

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was a member of Brownies and Herkimer back in

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the day. I lived there. Yeah, me too. That's

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probably where we saw each other a lot. Yep.

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There was a band called the Soft Parade. They

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were a Doors tribute band. And they went as far

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as to the singer who looked exactly like Jim

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Morrison. He would have a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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He actually overdosed. He actually overdosed.

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He had a... I mean, he would drink it on stage

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like Jim Morrison did. I'm assuming it was like

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iced tea, but... They went the full gamut. And

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I don't know about you, but if you're going to

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be a tribute band, you got to really play the

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part. Yeah, like that's just you can't because

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then it just looks weird. You know, in some cases

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you can't help. You don't look like them, but

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at least make the effort. You know, I'm with

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you there, buddy. I don't even know how we got

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here. We start talking about bikes, you know,

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and look where we are now. Yeah. We're on our

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way to Beautiful Skinny Atlas. Do you think we

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have a chance to see Jim Bayheim? No. Or Jason

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Usta? Probably not. Way to be negative. We might

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run into somebody from Profound. It's about our

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best chance. I mean, that seems to happen everywhere

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I go with you guys. Well, they do own half the

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skinny ass. That's where Jeff is. We should have

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messaged Jeff. Oh, I think he's out of town.

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Jeff's gonna say that Jeff Lambfear lives here?

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Yeah. Skinny. Yeah, it moves. Carman Dan's got

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a boat out here, too. You invited me out on it.

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That's cool. I haven't met you yet. Years ago,

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my sister graduated from Kyuka College. She's

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got her master's there. And we were driving from

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Ithaca to Kyuka College for the graduation. And

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there was, so it would be going from the Finger

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Lakes going from from Kewka Lake all the way

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over to Kewka Lake and in between Seneca and

00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:21.079
Kewka Lake I drove by this field and There had

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to be 30 Amish kids full garb, you know, they're

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cute little outfits which I love suits and suspenders

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and bonnets and all their bicycles were in a

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pile because they all went there girls and boys

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playing laughing playing baseball No cell phones.

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Like real humans. Like real humans. And that's

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when it dawned on me. The fucking Amish got it

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right, man. All these years growing up, we'd

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be like, oh, Amish, you don't know how to use

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a toaster. Right? Meanwhile, look at the hell

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we're in because of social media and misinformation.

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And they're happy playing stickball in a fucking

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field because that's what life's really about.

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Human social connection. No, that's just all

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anybody ever shows. Yeah. Well, whatever. But

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it's funny how we used to think - Just wait till

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Rumspringa, bitches. Yeah, Rumspringa, that's

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crazy shit. Uh, but wait till, you know, we made

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fun of them. Growing up. Not me. Well, I'm sure

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I didn't even know that. But, you know, people

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would make fun of them for being weird and it's

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like, now we're weird. Look at us. I mean, we

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are weird. We're all fucking - You got me there.

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Coming up with conspiracy theories and wild shit.

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We should be playing stickball in bonnets and

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suspenders, man. I'm with you. I mean, I don't

00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:39.069
know about the wool, but you know, sometimes

00:19:39.069 --> 00:19:41.130
that shit gets a little warm, but... Yeah, wool.

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I wouldn't do well with that. I don't want to

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wear wool anything. Right? Like, who decided

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wool was it? Same thing with wicker on. I don't

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want a wicker table. Total other side of the

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world, but I'm with you on that too. Why do you

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want a table that has no flat surface? Yeah.

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Doesn't make any sense. No, I don't need wicker.

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My mom had a... The whole rule of wicker stuff.

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Oh dude, you and me both. God. Wicker. Wicker.

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Anymore news? Oh yeah, fuck. We're five miles

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from scan. Uh, this is a good one. Oh, here we

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go. On Tuesday news day, keeping it rolling,

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we went from the southern tier to now we're going

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to the capital region. Which, side note. Man

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out of all the new capital city out of all the

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news. I read today's, you know farming stories

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out for good news Not a lot of good news coming

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out of the capital region they need it so we're

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gonna provide it That's not even a political

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no, it's not Girl Scouts give back 17 K blocking

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yourself in cookie boxes That's right. What do

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you mean give back several local nonprofits and

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active service members around the capital region

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received boxes of Girl Scout cookies During the

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annual cookie season, officials with the Girl

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Scouts of Northeastern New York said 17 ,719

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boxes of cookies were donated through the council's

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Gift of Caring program. That's a lot of cookies.

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They let customers buy cookies that are later

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donated to local nonprofits, military support

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organizations, and food pantries. And I got to

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tell you, these are the charities that benefited

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from it. St. Luke's. So just to be clear, people

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donated or the Girl Scouts donated? The so the

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gift of caring lets customers buy the cookies

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that are later donated Let me see the American

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Red Cross, where is it shipped 5 ,000 boxes?

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So this is a group effort that's a group after

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They benefit a bunch of charities. But to me

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the real story is it's 2025 we've seen so many

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things change Girl Scout cookies are still fucking

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king. And they're still making a difference.

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Because you know, there's a lot of things that

00:22:07.619 --> 00:22:09.900
are now outdated. You know, with social media

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and everything. But not capitalism. And not when

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a little girl comes up and says, would you like

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to buy some? Well, you know, it doesn't hurt

00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:21.960
that the cookies themselves are like crack. What

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are your go -tos? As a parent of Girl Scouts.

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And my wife does the whole cookie thing. So we

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had, you know, truckloads of cookies around.

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But, you know, we had to buy in cases ourselves.

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Finmints will never not be the best thing ever

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made. You're the only one that's ever agreed

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with me. What? No. They're the most popular cookie.

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Period. They're so good. They're the best. I've

00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:50.059
grown to love Tagalongs. What was the... Like

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the brown... With the dark Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, you know anything hold them. Yes. Yes.

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I always shit on those I'm just blanking out

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of them. Those are like the second most popular.

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Yeah, I used to hate those now I love them. I

00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:04.319
love them. They're they got some coconut of them,

00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:07.599
you know Look a blanket on what they're called

00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:14.220
a bad girl. Come on girl scout dad What is the

00:23:14.220 --> 00:23:19.180
etiquette for you on like let's you know You

00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:23.329
own two companies at this point Sharpie. What

00:23:23.329 --> 00:23:27.930
is your etiquette on bringing the Girl Scout

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thing to work? Do it. Yeah. Why not? And hitting

00:23:30.230 --> 00:23:32.450
your coworkers up. Because a lot of people bitch

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about that. They're like, oh, you put us in a

00:23:34.869 --> 00:23:37.390
terrible position because we can't say no. And

00:23:37.390 --> 00:23:38.690
then if one guy does it. You can't say no. So

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first of all, that's a you problem, right? I

00:23:40.950 --> 00:23:44.490
agree. Because you 100 % can't say no. And nobody

00:23:44.490 --> 00:23:48.710
has to buy anybody else's shit. And I would say

00:23:48.710 --> 00:23:52.869
don't buy it just to buy it. But, you know, again,

00:23:52.990 --> 00:23:54.289
that's what I'm saying. Like Girl Scout cookies

00:23:54.289 --> 00:23:56.869
are good. There's a lot of people that sort of

00:23:56.869 --> 00:23:59.549
look forward to those. So you're, you know, if

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you're offering them, take it or leave it. It's

00:24:01.529 --> 00:24:03.910
totally cool. But, you know, I've seen a lot

00:24:03.910 --> 00:24:06.369
of people in workplaces and, you know, maybe

00:24:06.369 --> 00:24:09.630
a quarter of the people buy it. That's totally

00:24:09.630 --> 00:24:11.910
cool. All right. So what happens? What's the

00:24:11.910 --> 00:24:15.109
etiquette on? You know, and here's the thing.

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I'll give you this. If you want an easy out.

00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:23.759
My niece, I bought from my niece. I got somebody

00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:27.039
at home that that's the out is selling. Is that

00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:30.039
the Girl Scout cookie version of, oh, I'll catch

00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:32.119
you on the way out to the salvation? Yeah, sort

00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:34.119
of. And the other thing is, though, it's almost

00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:37.539
very frequently true. You know, you have a close

00:24:37.539 --> 00:24:39.140
family member, you already bought him or some

00:24:39.140 --> 00:24:41.160
kid fucking beat you to knock it on the door.

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And you're like, all right, I already got a case

00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:44.599
of Girl Scout cookies. I'm not ordering more.

00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:50.079
That is the valid. It's a valid move. If you

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care enough to give an excuse. I personally...

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Because what happens when... I'm the same way

00:24:56.059 --> 00:24:58.420
at, you know, the checkout. You know, you're

00:24:58.420 --> 00:25:00.460
going to the checkout. Like, do you want to donate

00:25:00.460 --> 00:25:05.140
a dollar to whatever? No. Sure. Like, it's okay

00:25:05.140 --> 00:25:07.240
to say no. You're right. You're right. And I

00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:09.140
don't always say no. What happens when coworker

00:25:09.140 --> 00:25:12.140
A comes up and says, hey, my dog... And then

00:25:12.140 --> 00:25:14.400
coworker B comes up, I don't know, maybe a couple

00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:17.049
hours later? God, do you have to buy Coworker

00:25:17.049 --> 00:25:18.609
B's cookies because you bought Coworker D's?

00:25:18.609 --> 00:25:22.410
You don't have to. You could. No. You could split

00:25:22.410 --> 00:25:25.349
the order between the two. You could just say,

00:25:25.349 --> 00:25:28.670
uh, you are slower than Jimmy. Yeah, that's true.

00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:30.589
Early bird gets the worm. Welcome to capitalism.

00:25:30.809 --> 00:25:33.869
Welcome to capitalism. What? No, you - Too slow,

00:25:34.009 --> 00:25:36.789
little girl. Listen - You fail. Somebody else

00:25:36.789 --> 00:25:39.869
got the sail. Early bird gets the worm. Teach

00:25:39.869 --> 00:25:43.119
it. Grind harder. Teach me how to - Tie a knot.

00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:45.740
You're gonna starve now. Go hock your cookies

00:25:45.740 --> 00:25:48.000
for a discount. We're talking about the Salvation

00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:50.480
Army bell ringers. They must be struggling because

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:53.720
nobody carries cash anymore. They must do a credit

00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:55.519
card thing now, right? Can they? Oh, I don't

00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:58.599
know. That's a great question. Why does that

00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:00.460
truck look like a dog? I don't know, it's a...

00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:04.779
What is that famous white cartoon dog that it

00:26:04.779 --> 00:26:05.799
looked like? I'm trying to think of the name

00:26:05.799 --> 00:26:08.000
of it. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, geez.

00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.579
It looked like a specific dog. Are you thinking

00:26:10.579 --> 00:26:13.799
of Clifford, the red dog? No. It's a white face,

00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:16.180
like a cartoon. Uh -huh. I know where you're

00:26:16.180 --> 00:26:19.359
going. Droopy. It is droopy. That's what I was

00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:23.240
going to say. Droopy dog. Droopy dog. Are we

00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:26.720
in? By the way, are in. Beautiful, skinny ant.

00:26:26.859 --> 00:26:30.319
Let's rapidly approach downtown. Skinny -dallys.

00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:34.289
Skinny -dallys. Thank you. German for a whale's

00:26:34.289 --> 00:26:37.529
vagina. I don't think that's true, Bob. No, it's

00:26:37.529 --> 00:26:41.450
not. It's Anchorland. This is a beautiful little

00:26:41.450 --> 00:26:44.390
town, man. It reminds me of, like, Cooperstown

00:26:44.390 --> 00:26:50.529
meets Geneva. I don't know. That's a weird combination,

00:26:50.650 --> 00:26:53.450
but I think I understand what you're trying to

00:26:53.450 --> 00:26:57.250
say. I'm going to aim for the parking lot. Hey

00:26:57.250 --> 00:27:06.430
-o! Okay. The nicest part about Skinny Atlas,

00:27:06.869 --> 00:27:08.750
big old parking lot right in the middle of town.

00:27:12.250 --> 00:27:13.170
Question is whether or not there's any spots.

00:27:13.190 --> 00:27:17.970
Just kind of like... Cooperstown. It is very

00:27:17.970 --> 00:27:19.890
much like Cooperstown. Yeah, I'm getting the

00:27:19.890 --> 00:27:21.789
Cooperstown vibe. I've been here before, but...

00:27:21.789 --> 00:27:24.609
Well, you know, it's affluent touristy. Yeah,

00:27:24.609 --> 00:27:27.410
yeah, yeah. So it's a very similar... Less baseball,

00:27:27.410 --> 00:27:29.289
more boating. That'd be a... You know, I'll tell

00:27:29.289 --> 00:27:32.670
you what. That'd be a fucking... Day trip for

00:27:32.670 --> 00:27:35.549
good news York. Yeah, we're going on that way

00:27:35.549 --> 00:27:42.250
Got a lot of good restaurants there We were they

00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:44.869
filmed we should we should pack up Jason's moral

00:27:44.869 --> 00:27:47.829
and go to the baseball all would be fucking awesome

00:27:47.829 --> 00:27:51.609
actually So they filmed a legal part of a league

00:27:51.609 --> 00:27:53.630
of their own or even a couple imagine if we can

00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:57.390
get a couple You Syracuse Mets and just bring

00:27:57.390 --> 00:28:03.460
to the hall Do you remember? Do you remember?

00:28:04.259 --> 00:28:06.039
21st. Well, you didn't really follow sports,

00:28:06.380 --> 00:28:08.359
but every summer they would have the Hall of

00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:09.900
Fame game in Cooperstown where they would take

00:28:09.900 --> 00:28:14.180
two baseball teams and they would bust them wherever

00:28:14.180 --> 00:28:16.559
they were from up to Cooperstown to play like

00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:19.000
a preseason game. And you would just wait out

00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:21.279
in the parking lot and shag fly balls with your

00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:23.240
glove and your friends. That was great. All right.

00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:27.940
Sounds like a blast. So we are here at Clovers.

00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:32.519
Yes, we are in Skinny Atlas. Sorry. This place

00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:36.559
is awesome. Dude, this place is fantastic. I

00:28:36.559 --> 00:28:40.599
think I got, I thought I did. Oh, I got it. You

00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:45.619
got it. Perfect. Thank you so much. So they got

00:28:45.619 --> 00:28:48.880
free Wi -Fi, which is cool. Yeah, and they give

00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.420
you the password on the menu, which sounds kind

00:28:52.420 --> 00:28:56.069
of the point. Yeah. You know, some places are

00:28:56.069 --> 00:28:58.170
just like, you ever notice like some public places,

00:28:58.210 --> 00:29:00.269
you're like, hey, what's the Wi -Fi for the right

00:29:00.269 --> 00:29:03.470
girl? You'll never find it. As an IT professional,

00:29:03.750 --> 00:29:05.509
I strongly recommend that people don't provide

00:29:05.509 --> 00:29:08.089
public Wi -Fi. There's an old man down the road

00:29:08.089 --> 00:29:11.230
next to the old oak tree. You talk to him, like

00:29:11.230 --> 00:29:13.849
it's almost impossible. I got, I got this really

00:29:13.849 --> 00:29:16.549
cool service with my phone that gives me internet

00:29:16.549 --> 00:29:21.410
wherever it goes. It's really, it's super handy.

00:29:21.789 --> 00:29:24.630
Where you are against Wi -Fi. Yeah, you shouldn't.

00:29:24.460 --> 00:29:26.839
No business should provide public Wi -Fi. Oh,

00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:30.400
I can't argue with that. It's just not. You should

00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.440
want Wi -Fi, no, right? You don't have service.

00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:35.380
For one reason. You don't have any service. I

00:29:35.380 --> 00:29:37.660
have great service. I do not. Well, you have

00:29:37.660 --> 00:29:39.799
a fucking iPhone. Do you have Verizon? No, I

00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:43.519
have an Android. How do you have Verizon? Uh,

00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:47.579
anyway. But if it's a matter of no service, wouldn't

00:29:47.579 --> 00:29:49.819
you get more Wi -Fi? Wouldn't you get Wi -Fi?

00:29:49.819 --> 00:29:52.319
I mean, I guess, but... Yeah, well, that's one...

00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:55.160
still would never put my phone on some random

00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:57.680
public network anyway. That's fair. And it's

00:29:57.680 --> 00:30:01.279
like, I won't tell you what that's like. So back

00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:04.359
to the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This place

00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:06.900
is awesome. This place is awesome. It's a great,

00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:09.839
I don't know, it's, well, it's Clover's Cafe,

00:30:10.059 --> 00:30:13.220
right? So it is, and it's that kind of cafe diner

00:30:13.220 --> 00:30:16.460
-ish vibe. What a great lunch and breakfast spot.

00:30:17.619 --> 00:30:19.859
It's got, here's what I love about it. Well,

00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:21.339
there's a lot of things. First of all, it smells

00:30:21.339 --> 00:30:25.839
fantastic. It's clean. It has a diner feel, but

00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:28.160
it's contemporary. It's very modern. But not

00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:31.259
one of those jam -packed diners. No. I love it,

00:30:31.259 --> 00:30:32.640
man. That's almost like a... You ever been to

00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:34.220
one of those places that it's good, it's great

00:30:34.220 --> 00:30:36.240
food, but it's so packed and it's so small that

00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:38.319
it's like a concert where you can't hear the

00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:42.420
people at your table speak? Yeah. That is a problem.

00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:45.420
It's a great place. This is great. It's busy,

00:30:45.460 --> 00:30:47.759
but we were able to walk in at like a little

00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:50.660
after... Probably the biggest lunch run. Yeah,

00:30:50.700 --> 00:30:54.339
but we have a walk right in credit table Pretty

00:30:54.339 --> 00:30:56.819
excited about what we got coming. It looks really

00:30:56.819 --> 00:31:00.000
good. This is big with me Breakfast all day.

00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:04.559
I love that. Yeah, I Love that. I don't know

00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:06.859
that you did and I didn't know that and I probably

00:31:06.859 --> 00:31:08.500
would have ordered breakfast But you know what?

00:31:08.500 --> 00:31:09.900
I'm glad I ordered the weights. Here's the thing.

00:31:09.900 --> 00:31:11.680
You ordered chicken I was thinking about chicken

00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:13.799
wings. I'm glad one of us got them so we can

00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:16.990
find out The kind waitress who, by the way, has

00:31:16.990 --> 00:31:20.130
been phenomenal. Yes. Spoke very highly of the

00:31:20.130 --> 00:31:23.269
wings. Yeah. So I am a wing connoisseur. So am

00:31:23.269 --> 00:31:26.150
I. I may regret. We might just have to switch

00:31:26.150 --> 00:31:28.529
meals. That's fine. Yeah. You can have some of

00:31:28.529 --> 00:31:31.329
mine. We're like a couple. I am a wing burger

00:31:31.329 --> 00:31:33.269
guy. I'm not feeding you, though. That's fine.

00:31:33.630 --> 00:31:39.359
Really? Not baby burgers. No? No. I uh, when

00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:41.579
I go to a new town or a new place, I like to

00:31:41.579 --> 00:31:44.380
try a burger or wings. I like to jug. I consider

00:31:44.380 --> 00:31:48.180
myself a pizza wing burger connoisseur. So what

00:31:48.180 --> 00:31:50.900
the wings are? Good old American boy. Well, see,

00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:54.140
people get hung up in the, oh, sauce is so good.

00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:56.720
Yes, of course the sauce matters. But if you're

00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:59.380
doing traditional buffalo, you know, the sauce

00:31:59.380 --> 00:32:02.319
should relatively taste the same. It's the quality

00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.049
of the wing. Is it coated? Is it? you know with

00:32:05.049 --> 00:32:07.309
starch or or I mean that's half bread crumbs

00:32:07.309 --> 00:32:09.769
that's half I think you're you're right that

00:32:09.769 --> 00:32:12.769
the cook is the cook is the cook is as if not

00:32:12.769 --> 00:32:14.650
more important than the sauce it's underrated

00:32:14.650 --> 00:32:16.289
people will talk about the cook enough you're

00:32:16.289 --> 00:32:20.210
right but a good wing sauce it's not gonna make

00:32:20.210 --> 00:32:23.970
a bad cook good correct but it'll take a decent

00:32:23.970 --> 00:32:26.430
wing and make it phenomenal right but a bad a

00:32:26.430 --> 00:32:28.910
bad cook can take it that'll ruin everything

00:32:28.910 --> 00:32:31.680
100 % It's like a drummer in a band, right? A

00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:34.079
great drummer will make a bad band sound good.

00:32:34.819 --> 00:32:37.519
A great band with a bad drummer make you sound

00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.440
horrible. Kind of. Something like that. But yeah,

00:32:40.700 --> 00:32:42.880
it's not. But it's the quality of the wing itself.

00:32:43.180 --> 00:32:46.319
Is it very meaty? Did they coat it with red crumbs?

00:32:46.339 --> 00:32:48.400
Did the chicken go to school? Was it well -rounded?

00:32:49.299 --> 00:32:52.259
Was the chicken a family man? Was he a piece

00:32:52.259 --> 00:32:54.759
of shit? What did he vote for? Was he free reign?

00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:57.750
Right. These are all the things we want to know

00:32:57.750 --> 00:33:00.049
right and in here at Clover's they hand -picked

00:33:00.049 --> 00:33:02.950
the best chickens all the time You think Jason

00:33:02.950 --> 00:33:07.009
used to never eat here? I don't know maybe You're

00:33:07.009 --> 00:33:09.569
very obsessed with this guy. Yeah, then the Talbot

00:33:09.569 --> 00:33:11.670
said almost almost danger There's not like an

00:33:11.670 --> 00:33:13.690
order to keep you away from his home. I think

00:33:13.690 --> 00:33:15.529
we should yeah, right I don't know where he lives.

00:33:15.529 --> 00:33:19.849
I googled it. Yeah, big fan. Yeah Once he was

00:33:19.849 --> 00:33:22.569
gone skinny Atlas is a beautiful town full of

00:33:22.569 --> 00:33:26.349
very successful celebrities, all kinds of, and

00:33:26.349 --> 00:33:29.589
lots of great everyday families. How often do

00:33:29.589 --> 00:33:32.390
you think so many of those big names are seen

00:33:32.390 --> 00:33:35.349
around town? I'm going to say almost none. Well,

00:33:35.349 --> 00:33:39.130
hopefully, what's the date? Hopefully July, it's

00:33:39.130 --> 00:33:41.809
a big day for celebrities to come downtown. Well,

00:33:41.809 --> 00:33:43.450
because here's the thing, right? Part of the

00:33:43.450 --> 00:33:44.910
reason they live here is the lake, and we're

00:33:44.910 --> 00:33:46.309
going to take a look at the lake once we leave

00:33:46.309 --> 00:33:50.529
here. And they have big places and a lot of land.

00:33:50.549 --> 00:33:52.789
And I think the whole idea is to just kind of

00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:55.599
Be on your own and not be bothered, right? This

00:33:55.599 --> 00:33:57.539
is a very... Someplace beautiful where you don't

00:33:57.539 --> 00:33:59.700
have to deal with the people. I don't know, that's

00:33:59.700 --> 00:34:01.420
my idea. Maybe I could be wrong. This town very

00:34:01.420 --> 00:34:05.160
much has the vibe of like... We know you're here

00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.259
to relax and we're not gonna bother you. Yeah.

00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:11.260
It's a good call. It's a good... It's nice. It's

00:34:11.260 --> 00:34:14.840
very nice. Everything about this town is clean,

00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:19.340
quiet, nice. No riff -raff. God, I'm getting

00:34:19.340 --> 00:34:22.079
old. That is a riff -raff. No riff -raff. No

00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.980
ruffians about? None of those ne 'er -do -wells

00:34:24.980 --> 00:34:26.960
running around the streets? I don't know what

00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:28.280
you just said, but it worries me. You never heard

00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:31.739
of a ne 'er -do -well? Nope. You know, when Danny's

00:34:31.739 --> 00:34:33.659
filming, I can see how many times he does this.

00:34:33.699 --> 00:34:37.280
Yep. Not when we're in the studio, so he does

00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:39.639
that a lot with me. That's true. That's fair.

00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:43.019
He's not judging you, he's just, you know. Could

00:34:43.019 --> 00:34:49.429
be judging. Younger and easily shocked. Think

00:34:49.429 --> 00:34:51.630
it'll be funny. Let's uh, why don't we take a

00:34:51.630 --> 00:34:54.110
break? Yeah, we'll come back with some food in

00:34:54.110 --> 00:34:59.429
front of us. We'll do it. Hold on One two three

00:34:59.429 --> 00:35:06.829
poop that So We got our food do your wings smell

00:35:06.829 --> 00:35:10.190
they smell great incredible your your plate the

00:35:10.190 --> 00:35:14.650
eggs look amazingly cooked I Got the meat lovers

00:35:14.650 --> 00:35:18.119
omelet It's got hash. Love me some hash. Corned

00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:21.300
beef hash. Look at the steam coming off mine.

00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.840
Now, I will say, one of the first things I look

00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:28.280
at, as I talked about, is the wing itself. Now,

00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.219
these are a little smooth, which makes me nervous,

00:35:30.340 --> 00:35:32.320
because I like texture on my wings. I like them

00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:34.719
to be either coated or... That's weird. Wings

00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:36.280
aren't supposed to be coated. No, you know what

00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:37.719
I'm talking about. You spent too much time at

00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.699
Hooters. Never. I went once. Their wings were

00:35:40.699 --> 00:35:44.880
terrible. Um... Alright, dig into the wing first.

00:35:52.460 --> 00:35:56.420
Absolutely. The cook, the sauce, everything we

00:35:56.420 --> 00:36:02.019
talked about. Very good. He likes it. He likes

00:36:02.019 --> 00:36:05.659
it. Mike, he likes it. Mike, he likes it. Buffalo

00:36:05.659 --> 00:36:09.360
sauce is perfect. Nice. Believe it or not, you

00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:12.059
can mess up a medium sauce very easily. You won't

00:36:12.059 --> 00:36:13.980
realize it. Proper hot sauce is nothing but hot

00:36:13.980 --> 00:36:17.090
sauce and butter. Mm -hmm. Try to get fancy with

00:36:17.090 --> 00:36:19.170
it, you've failed. Well, there's other things

00:36:19.170 --> 00:36:23.769
like garlic powder and vinegar that goes in it

00:36:23.769 --> 00:36:28.710
very little, but this is great. Awesome. All

00:36:28.710 --> 00:36:30.170
right, let's see what we got on the breakfast

00:36:30.170 --> 00:36:31.889
side here. What do we got? I'm gonna dig into

00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:36.230
my omelet here. It's very full of meat, which

00:36:36.230 --> 00:36:38.809
is everything I love in life. These are nice

00:36:38.809 --> 00:36:41.090
and crispy too, by the way. Very full of meat.

00:36:42.610 --> 00:36:51.710
Use a knife like a civilized person. I 100 %

00:36:51.710 --> 00:36:53.590
made the right choice to go on breakfast. I can

00:36:53.590 --> 00:36:58.570
tell. Yeah, yeah. This is actually, swings are

00:36:58.570 --> 00:37:03.949
getting better with every bite. I couldn't be

00:37:03.949 --> 00:37:07.969
happier. Crispy Clover Skinny Atlas breakfast,

00:37:08.289 --> 00:37:13.650
lunch. Just come here and eat. A plus. So this

00:37:13.650 --> 00:37:15.710
has been a great little road trip. This is awesome.

00:37:15.849 --> 00:37:18.130
We're going to do more of these. Skinny Atlas

00:37:18.130 --> 00:37:20.789
is beautiful. Yeah, it is. And it's close. And

00:37:20.789 --> 00:37:23.110
it's a great reason to hop in the car and come

00:37:23.110 --> 00:37:25.369
visit. As you can see, we just kind of scratched

00:37:25.369 --> 00:37:27.869
the surface, but they've got gorgeous boat rides

00:37:27.869 --> 00:37:30.309
you can take out on the lake and bring your own

00:37:30.309 --> 00:37:32.250
boat on the lake. Don't mess with me. We took

00:37:32.250 --> 00:37:36.369
a nice walk down the pier. That's not like a

00:37:36.369 --> 00:37:39.429
euphemism. We really did. People fishing out

00:37:39.429 --> 00:37:43.880
there just enjoying. the summer in central New

00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:46.360
York, and it's also bad. Watch out for Judge

00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:49.599
Ben Wiles. Yeah. It's apparently his boat. Yeah,

00:37:49.619 --> 00:37:53.800
I guess so. And yeah, they say Jason Houston

00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:55.500
lives in Skinny Atlas. I haven't seen him one.

00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:58.840
Yeah. Luckily, we got to get out of town before

00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:02.920
we get caught for stalking. But great lunch at

00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:05.300
Clover's. Great time in Skinny Atlas. Going to

00:38:05.300 --> 00:38:10.900
take the short ride back. And Finger Lakes. That's

00:38:10.900 --> 00:38:14.849
it. Yeah. Good News York sponsored by ads on

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00:38:20.449 --> 00:38:21.090
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