Hey folks, welcome back to Good News York. Yes.
It's a Monday. It's been a busy day. We haven't
even normally a little behind the curtain. Normally
we record this first thing in the morning and
then we set it to our editors and they do their
thing and you get to see it later in the afternoon.
It's now the afternoon and we're just getting
around to shooting this. Not because we're lazy.
No, no, because we've been working with clients
all morning. Clients and dialing in lighting.
We are, I would say every day at this point,
we are tinkering with audio, video, lighting.
We're just trying to get us dialed in so that
we look so beautiful. One day we'll be happy
with it. Maybe. Yeah, probably not. You're right,
you're right. Who knows? Wild time. We had a
great weekend. Dude, what a weekend. What a comedy
filled weekend for both of us. Right? You and
I, we, we kind of like, we were dispatched to
different parts of the state. It was like that.
And it was like, go to comedy shows. Promote
them everywhere. You guys go to Utica. I'll go
to the Ithaca area. It was awesome, man. We,
um, you know, as we talked about, as we promoted,
as we made that great commercial, uh, back by
the dumpster there. Oh yeah. You didn't see that.
It's on our TikTok. Ryan Neemiller from America's
Got Talent came to Utica, came to the Burstone,
which was, by the way, really nice. That was
the first time I've ever actually been to the
Burstone Inn. It looked great. Beautiful place,
great room. Sold out, right? Filled it. Yeah.
Completely full, great lineup of some great local
comedians. Phil, who you met here, Will Phillips.
Josh Wilbert, the local guys that absolutely
killed it and opened up for the national act,
a gentleman that you also saw on Good News York,
Ryan E. Miller. And he killed, man. Yeah, I'm
sure. It was a great time. And then that was
Friday night, and then Saturday night. Saturday,
I had a show. You were the funny man. I was the
funny man. It was myself and Karen Rontowski,
who hopefully we're gonna have on soon. She's
just amazing. From Utica, moved to LA, now she's
back in Utica. But she's very unique because
She does stand up and she's hilarious, but part
of her act is she actually makes a living reading
tarot cards too, but she incorporates the tarot
cards into her act. So when she comes on, we're
gonna do that for sure. So she like makes fun
of you when the card comes up and says you're
gonna die or something? You know what? Yes, but
she legit says like... That one's not good. She
says, you know, all right, let's open it up and
she'll like, anyone raise their hand. Usually
people are nervous at first, but once the first
person goes, then it's like... She can't get
him to stop. And she makes a couple rules, like
don't ask me if you're gonna die, like when you're
gonna die. But people ask, am I gonna? That's
a real downer at a comedy show. It really is.
Thursday, actually. Yeah. But they'll ask, am
I gonna have a career change? Or I'm trying to
sell my house, will I sell it this year? Stuff
like that. And she answers that. I mean, she's
very funny while doing it. But it's a legit read.
It's cool. So she headlined Ashley and I featured,
but we sold out of a new venue called the Corner
Brew in Dryden, New York, which is right outside
of Ithaca. And yeah, we sold it out. You know,
it was awesome. It was great. And then Sunday,
Colin Jost of SNL came to a Barton Hall at Cornell
University in Ithaca. And my wife and I and some
friends, couples, we went and saw them. And it
was great. They had... Mikey Longfellow from
SNL opened up and then another woman from SNL
that was on it for two years from 22 to 24 Can't
remember her name. She opened they had I felt
bad because as a comedian when you watch other
comedians That was a tough gig. I mean we were
in Barton Hall an old airplane hangar and anyone
that knows anything about comedy It's it doesn't
matter how funny you are. It's never as funny
in an arena as it would be in a smaller room.
It's science at this point. There's even big
names like Chris Rock and Kevin Hart, you name
it, that are doing arenas and stadiums, and they'll
even tell you they prefer to do small clubs.
Because it's intimate. It's intimate. You can
see facial expressions. So they had a tough time
starting out. I mean, they did good. But they
didn't bomb, but it was like pulling teeth for
them. But like I said, it wasn't really their
fault. It was kind of just the setup of it. But
it was a great show. That's awesome, man. Yeah,
it was a good weekend. That's awesome. We got
a lot of fun things planned on Good News York
this week. We got some cool guests coming in.
I think it's gonna be a great time. We've got
kind of a list of things to talk about. I'm gonna
be honest though. fucking starving dude I am
you know what I'm legit starving like we don't
ever talk I think we fuck it let's just go to
lunch come on I'm buying all right I will not
say no to that this was a much better idea than
sit at the studio and doing the show because
we can do the show here it's the beauty of our
man Danny and his you know inspector gadget Inspector
Danny. Jacket full of goodies that he just opened.
He's like, what do you need? You need cameras?
Mics? Gimbals? You need a fish lens? What, a
microphone? Candy? It's ready to go. This is
a brilliant idea. The lapels? Yeah, yeah. I feel
like you're just saying that because I'm buying
you lunch. Mostly. I'll take it. No, it's a fantastic
idea. It's actually a great idea. But now I'm
going to find myself in the middle of the New
York being like, and I was going to be like,
hey, Matt, I forgot my lunch today. Any chance
you want to, you know? Yeah. So we are at the
Hop Spot. Yeah. Downtown Syracuse on Walton Street.
Like it? This, spoiler alert, they didn't like
sponsor this or anything like that. It would
be cool if they did, wink, wink. But this is
the place I typically bring the guys, the team,
when we want to get lunch during the workday.
And the reason is it's just phenomenal. Yeah.
And they got good comfortable seats and great
food. You're gonna see in a few minutes some
of their classic famous poutine. Had to get some
of that. And duck wings. The duck wings. Quack.
It's all the rage these days. Have you ever had
them? I haven't. I was just testing this to my
life. For some reason there's this little cross
connection in my brain. Makes no sense, okay?
If it's a cow, a pig... A turkey or a chicken,
I'm good. Anything outside of that, I'm like,
it freaks me out. Like the thought of eating
a duck. Really? Why doesn't the thought of eating
a cow freak me? What about like pheasant? Yeah,
see? Yeah, it freaks me out. How about medicine?
Eat deer? No, I've done it. I've eaten deer.
I've done it. I've done it. Is that the right
word? I've survived. I've ate deer, and it's
got that gainy taste. And then so as soon as
I think about a deer... Like it freaks me out.
You don't know like a rodent, right? Well, that
made it worse. It's like food, you know, it's
like the food cycle. We have to eat them. No,
I know, I know. I used to be against hunting.
Like I always thought if you hunt, that's fine.
Like I'm not against that. Sure. But personally,
it's not your thing. I was like, I enjoy the
art of hunting. Like I love to go hunting. No.
I love the art of hunting. Okay. But here's where
I get hung up. I think about, like, what if I
shoot a deer and then I start going, what if
that deer was on his way home from work? He's
got to provide for his little deer family. And
I just shot him and killed him with cold blood.
I mean, we all saw what happens when Bambi's
mother got taken down. Oh, man. That ain't gonna
get me going on that. It was all downhill from
there. You ever had a crocodile or an alligator?
I could have. A few months ago, I went to Florida
to panhandle. And it was on the menu. And I'm
all about trying what's new in the air. I can't
do it. Absolutely not. They had Gator Nuggets
many years ago at some restaurant down in Florida.
And I'm one of those folks that, like, how can
you not? Right. And they're breaded and fried.
And I'll eat almost anything if you bread and
fry it. Yeah. And what did it taste like? You
know, it wasn't bad. It was a little chewier
chicken. I don't know. It was okay. It was alright.
It was like chicken. I mean, you know. Is it?
It's just a whole not really dominant, strong
flavor of anything really. I wasn't, I stopped
being against personally hunting when I hit a
deer like five different times and I destroyed
the front end of my goddamn car. And I was like,
you know what? Kill them all. Kill them. Kill
them all. Because they're completely overpopulated.
And if you don't, essentially when you hunt,
you're actually helping. You're helping the -
It is a population control thing. Population
control. So I feel a little better about it,
but yeah, I don't know what it is. I can't step
out of that chicken, turkey, cow - But you got
no problem with a cow. Not at all. What about
veal? You eat baby cow? No! Absolutely not. It's
a baby! It's a baby! It's shepherd. I understand.
Which means it died young. It's a reasonable
objection. If you're eating veal, that means
it died too early. I won't celebrate that. I
mean, to be fair, it's whole life is made to
be that tender dinner. They don't even let it
move around or anything. They have big game dinners
you can go to if you know the right kind of people.
That sounds like some kind of creepy cabal type
of shit that I want to know part of. It's kind
of like Indiana Jones where they're eating a
snake. I feel like that's like the next step
in their hunting man, you know? Have you ever
seen the movie Surviving the Game? I don't think
I have. Rice Tea? No. I was just talking about
this. That's a movie. that is so underrated.
The premise is Ice -T goes out with all these
hunters on this hunting trip. I forget how he
gets involved because he's not a hunter. He's
like, yeah, I'll be the guide. No, but they go
to this cabin in the middle of nowhere and they
have this big dinner the night before and that's
where they break the news. Oh, we forgot to tell
you, you're the one we're hunting. We're gonna
give you two hour head start to get yourself
out of here. I feel like that's the plot of dozens
of movies. Correct. Well, they say there's only
like a hundred different plots to movies that
are retooled in different ways. There's only
like a certain amount of plots you can use. I
can see that. No, it's true. It's like a thing
in screenwriting where there's really only like
a hundred different plots. What's your favorite
type? I should just talk about this with Danny.
I love movies that are clearly fiction, but who's
to say it can't really happen? Like a walking
dead. Okay, so like an apocalyptic or like a
sci -fi sort of thing? Well, I'm not being sci
-fi, I'm not against sci -fi. Not like wizards
and like crazy, but just like, oh man, sort of
plausible end of the world type shit. Yeah, or
not even end of the world, just like I'm trying
to think of another one off the top of my head.
Where you're just like, yeah, it's clearly fake,
but zombie land. Again, I'm using the zombie
reference. It's not about zombies. The government
has a plan for zombies. Yeah. I'm sure they do.
Just saying. Surviving the game. I'm sure that
got cut and thrown out. Who's to say I can't
get invited on a hunting trip? And then they're
like, guess what? You're going to be hunted tomorrow.
So when you wake up, you've got two hours to
head start to get out of here or we're going
to kill you. That is obviously made up, but who's
to say they're coming to hunt? That's what I
mean. Those are my fans. So if I had to pick
one of these, I don't know if you call it a genre
or a plot or a script style, whatever we want
to call this, I really like party movies. Sure.
Like, you know, going all the way back to, well,
can't hardly wait when we were kids. That was
a great high school American movie. Would you
consider American Pie? I think is in that range.
American Pie 2 isn't quite a party movie. That's
talking about Animal House is the original. It
is the party movie. Just the fun, good times.
Just non -stop laughs. Not too serious, right?
Having a good time. Project X was probably one
of the more modern. Never saw it, but I remember
that one. It's a great Netflix if you need something
to put on. It's a good party movie. There's an
80s movie that is like a summer beach party movie.
I'll be surprised if you know. John Cusack's
in it. Hey, Bobcat Gold Thwait is in it. Summer
school? Close. One crazy summer, it's called.
Okay. Phenomenal. Just such a good movie. It's
centered around this summer that they spend on
this ocean, like, you know, ocean type vacation
spot. That's great. And they just, all this shit
happens. It's good. Yeah. You gotta check it
out. I like it. You know, we started talking
about previously all the shit that you haven't
watched. And now see, now I think about it every
day, because I go to reference something and
I'm like... But you don't get it, you know? I'm
not, dude... It's like our buddy Abel, who, you
know, English is his second language. I'm like,
he doesn't get that joke. He didn't live in this
country then. Right. I just, I got to remember
that, you know... But I've seen a lot of... I'm
going to limit my repertoire for you. I've seen
a lot of TV and film. It's just everything you've
asked if I've seen it. What's... If you had to
make a list of, we'll say, five TV shows that
you think people should absolutely watch that
you've seen all of, what would they be? Oh, Jesus.
Breaking Bad. Okay. The Office. Okay. I'll see
here before you. Alright, actually I'll let you
get to the list. Oh, those look great. Those
look phenomenal. Thank you. I'm just picturing
Daffy Duck. Oh, there's Bill behind this here.
So I was, okay, Office, Breaking Bad, Sons of
Anarchy. Okay. But now I'm thinking too recent,
I gotta go back. Now see, here's a funny story,
I haven't seen two out of the three so far. There
you go. See? And then I would say... They're
not classic comedies. They are. I feel a lot
of people would beat me up for not seeing Nala
Break Bad. And you're talking regular television
too, like back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which I think comes to mind. Classic. Something
you might call... Friends? All right. Love Friends.
I've already seen Friends live. I've already
seen Friends. I think it was required watching
back in the day. We were kids. We only got three
channels. So we sort of had to watch Friends.
I don't even know if this makes it on my top
five, but I got to say it. The show Taxi. was
so geniusly written, and the cast of Taxi, if
you go and look at that cast and see what they
all went on to do, it's amazing that they had
that one. We only caught that one in random reruns.
Right. Very underrated. Danny DeVito, Tony Danza,
Christopher Lloyd. I would throw that. I don't
know if it's in my top five, but I'm gonna check
that out. I have two more. I'm under the gun
right now. One, two, three. Well, you say what
you were gonna say when you were gonna interrupt
them all in the thing No, I was just gonna say
that those those two like sons of energy and
Breaking Bad I've only seen random episodes of
Breaking Bad is probably the greatest show I've
ever seen I always never been more hooked on
the lots and lots and lots of people say that
and I'll be honest I watched only a couple episodes
if you were looking at not something like that,
then you might it might not have and that's okay
That's okay if you didn't. I've seen lots of
random scenes on TikTok that sucked me in. It
looked really cool. Which honestly, you gotta
give these platforms credit. That's how I started
watching Yellowstone. Because I watched that
one scene in a TikTok video and suddenly I'm
watching the whole fucking show. I don't necessarily
even like that show, to be completely honest
with you. I watched the whole fucking thing.
It had a lot of great parts. I sort of hated
the main characters. And I don't know why I continue
going. If you hate the main characters, right?
Probably not gonna be a good show. I don't know.
Yeah. But anyway, we got some food here. So we
are at the Hop Spot in downtown Syracuse. These
are their duckwigs. I've had them a few times.
Spoiler alert, this isn't gonna be like a surprise.
Mike's not sure if he could bring himself to
eat a duck. Yes, it has nothing to do with this
restaurant. He had a pet duck when he was a child.
I understand. I have Aflac as my insurance company.
So by the way, this is the maple custom maple
barbecue sauce. For those of you that didn't
hear what I said earlier, for some reason, there's
a mental block. As long as it's a cow, a pig,
turkey, or chicken, I'm in. But anything else
freaks me out. So should I do my first ever outside?
Yeah, you gotta go for it. Yeah. All right. Watch
it down a little, you could club. All right.
All right, here it is. It's just a chicken wing.
It's just a chicken wing. but better. That is,
that is goddamn spectacular. The sauce is phenomenal
too. The sauce is, it's like a maple wing sauce.
But here's the thing, everybody judges wings
on the sauce. I get it, that's important. I judge
the quality of the white. I like breaded, crispy.
You know what this almost tastes like? Duck?
Like when you get sweet and sour chicken at a
Chinese restaurant. The sauce definitely has
that. You know what sucks? Danny got a film that
we can stop and he can eat some anytime. I did
it. I fucking did it. See? You're a big boy now.
I am a big boy. Shoot this. I did it. I can do
both. Hunter. They have been to those R2 videos.
RL. TV series. Sick. I know there's gonna be
like a hundred on my way home that I think of.
Have you had them before? Yeah. They're out of
this world. So good. Two other shows. Okay, so
I was also going to - Animated cult. Family guy.
Yeah, yeah. And the Simpsons. For animated. How
many seasons of The Simpsons does someone have
to watch? See, the tough part about that is there
were so many ebbs and flows through the years.
Here's the reason I ask. I stopped watching The
Simpsons probably 15 years ago. I stopped about
five. And I still make The Simpsons references
that most people get. How about all the shit
they predicted? What I'm saying is I feel like
OG Simpsons is and will always be the best. Couldn't
agree more. You know? So, how did they predict
all that stuff? I mean, I complain about conspiracy
theorists all the time. I can't stand it. I feel
like that's half the time why we're in the shit
world is because we're all creating this con
- But my god, they have hardcore proof. Have
you ever seen - They wrote it before it happened.
Have you ever seen the South Park episode? Where
they make fun of the Simpsons? No. Simpsons did
it. Simpsons did it. That's the whole running
bit. It's everything they try to do. They want
to do something different with the Simpsons every
time they do it. Oh, the Simpsons did it. My
point is, when you have millions of episodes,
you literally write every possibility in the
others. That's the best answer I've ever heard
for that question. That is the best answer I've
actually ever heard for that question. I bet
you couldn't find nearly as many, but if you
tried hard, you could go to a show like Cheers
that had hundreds and hundreds of episodes and
find a couple things that they randomly said
in the 80s that happened to be reality today.
Which was my theory. I like it. That being said,
the Simpson ones are sometimes really dead on,
man. Really dead on. Scary dead on. I know I'm
missing a show that I'm gonna kick myself in
the ass for not mentioning it. Just so many I've
seen except for all the ones that you obviously
Since we're continuously rolling I don't have
to worry about Being quick about it. I'm still
sitting here and I do another one buddy. You
want to go all in? You're gonna eat both his
legs? I'm gonna start smoking. Eat both his legs!
Well, here's his dick. Well, there's one show
Not that one one of the things I love about this
place is they have ice -cold Utica club on tap
dude You got a any time I go somewhere in Syracuse.
I'm a Utica club. That's it There's two things
that your server will do if you order a Utica
club. They'll either go. Oh, yeah, or really?
There's no in -between not in Syracuse not in
Syracuse, you know I've been in this building
before it was whatever this is called. There
was something else before that. I've been very
drunk in here, I think. Yeah. And there's a hallway
that leads you to another bar on the other side
of the street. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool.
Yeah. There's a place in... They get mad when
you bring their barware from one to the other,
though. I don't remember where this is. There
is a place downtown in Sung City where all the
bars are connected. By door like you can just
go bar to bar really yeah, and I'm talking like
where is this? That's on me. I don't remember
where what is this mythical place? It's in the
United States. I know that when I think it's
down south I'm leaning towards like either Louisiana
or Texas to my Baby, Florida. I don't know. That's
why I will I'm still thinking about one more
show hold up How about movies give me movies?
I'll see here's the thing with movies I'm so
big in the comedy. It's okay. It's hard for me
to do both. So I usually do comedies. Just give
me a list of must -see or your most quoted comedy
movies. Dumb and Dumber. Okay. Anchorman. Okay.
Stepbrothers is up there. Stepbrothers is damn
good. Any Jim Carrey. I mean, I was obsessed
with Jim Carrey. Really? I was my idol. What's
his best? Dumb and Dumber. Okay. Dumb and Dumber.
It is phenomenal. I think... See, I see that
as a co -star though. Like, it was a great pair.
That was a buddy film, yeah. I'm thinking of
him... I think like Ace Ventura. That's how I
got into it. Anything beats that. There's a perfect
example of what I was talking about earlier the
Truman show Obviously fictitious. That's probably
the best example. Yeah, who's to say? We're not
all living it. I don't you know what I mean?
That's what that's like a legit scientific theory
that we live in a simulation. Yeah, so I gotta
go Yeah, so I'm gonna go dumb and dumber anchorman
We'll say step brothers sure why not I know I'm
missing some old ones up I love Jayden Salomon's
strike back, honestly. Wow. Thank you so much.
Sweet. Ready plate? Yep. Thank you. Thank you
very much. Looks awesome. Just ketchup and mustard.
Oh, yep. That'll be it. Awesome. Thank you. All
right, so we're here at the Hop Spot. I got the
Big Lebowski poutine, which is pierogies and
fries and cheese curds and gravy and all kinds
of... stuff that's gonna make my heart stop.
What'd you get, buddy? I got, I built my own
burger. I got the gluten -free bun, I'm boring.
Look at me. But I've got lettuce, tomato, onion,
pickle, jalapenos, and pepper jack cheese. What
are you cooking with, Danny? I got the dirty
bird. The dirty bird? They call it the dirty
plate. Oh, the dirty plate. The sandwich is the
dirty bird. Gotcha. Chicken, jalapeno, ranch,
pickles. Which is crazy, because that was your
nickname in high school. It's a dirty bird. Oh,
I thought it was pickles. That's right. Alright,
let's eat. Let's dig in. Yup. That's good. Alright,
so I got fried pierogi and sour cream in one
bite here. Yeah. That was good. Good. Yup. That's
the way to do it. Yeah. This is delicious. That's
why I hate gluten. You need that gluten to hold
it together. You don't even know what a gluten
is. Do you ever see that movie? No. Go figure.
It's probably one of the funniest movies I've
seen in a theater in a long time. This is literally
one of those ones where the whole place was rolling
the whole time. It's the Seth Rogen and Hall,
James Frank. Oh yeah, was it The End of the World?
Yeah. Oh yeah, I saw that. It's a great movie.
Michael O'Shea was the best character. Yeah.
I just love that scene where they argue about
the gluten. Yeah. You don't even know what gluten
is. Right. Thank you. I don't even think of that
as a gluten. Another comedy I would put up there.
Tommy Boy. Oh, that is one of the best ever.
And another underrated movie. You ever seen that
thing you do? You know? I don't know why I love
that movie so much. But you know that scene.
I think one of the best underrated movies from
the 90s and web is Go. That movie Go? Exciting.
Remind me. Uh, it had, um, uh, what's her name?
I'm blanking on her name all of a sudden now.
I had it in my head, too. The chick, uh, uh,
she married Tom Cruise. Oh. Hi. I'm trying to
fall in love with you. No, uh, similar look,
though. Best friends. Anyway, they work in a
place and they, uh, they sell. What? They're
going to a rave. and they get some fake pills
to sell, and they think the cops are coming after
them. It's a whole thing. That's a great movie.
You gotta watch it. A lot of people you'd recognize.
You know, there's certain movies that, if you
were like, hey, it's a lecture. Someone just
came from the past, they were unfrozen or something,
and you're like, I've never seen a 90s movie.
Tell me what... What movie, like, what represents
the 90s? Pulp Fiction. That's a great answer.
Empire Records. Empire Records is my favorite
movie of all time. Dazed and Confused. Dazed
and Confused is very high up there as well. That's
not really a... It's about the 70s, so I don't
know if I would call it a classic night, you
know what I mean? But... Dazed and Confused,
I watched that. So will multiple times a year
still. I'm glad you like Empire Records. I wanna
live in that, man. You're dazing confused? Me
too. Yeah, I just, I just... Every time I watch
it, I think. I want to be there in the 70s. I
want to be at that party. I want to go to that
party. Me too. The one out in the... Just fucking
chill. Where they're on the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so funny you say that. Party at the Moon
Tower. And I want to get paddled by Matthew McConaughey.
All right, all right, all right. That was improv.
That's where it came from. To this day, it's
this most classic line after people don't even
know where the fuck it came from. You ever hear
that joke? How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's
house? What, like, all rights, all rights, all
rights? It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's
a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke.
It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad
joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's
a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke.
It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad
joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's
a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke.
It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad
joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's
a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It Want to talk
about a grammar movie? You can make fun of me.
Okay. Nope. Fried green tomatoes. Alright. One
of my favorite movies ever. Love it. I feel like
it's... I don't think I saw it. It'd be like
Forrest Gump's sister. 20 years ago. Phenomenal.
Thanks, 96. Forrest Gump has been on one of the
channels lately. And it's just such a fucking
classic movie. My favorite of all time, I think.
It's also so long that no matter what point it's
on, when you flip it on the TV, you just watch
it for about a half hour and go on with your
day. When I was growing up, I just thought Forrest
was like a really original guy who clearly didn't
have all the lights on. Light and... I'm starting
to realize now with all the awareness, was he
autistic? Is that what that is? Don't worry,
we can edit this out. I genuinely can't tell
if he's joking or not. No, I'm asking. He's kind
of like me. Is he like me? With his head turns?
He's turned. I don't know. The sun was up a little
for us. You ever have the urge to get a boat,
buddy? Yes, I'll ask him to boat. Rainbow Alabama!
Dude had it figured out. Ain't that? What are
your guys' opinions on Adam Sandlin? I love him.
I love... I love SNL. And late 90s, early 2000s
Sandler movies. After that, still a fan, always
will support, but just a lot of oversaturation
of OK movies. I feel like that's a good way to
describe it. You know what I mean? I don't hate
his movies. I like him, but at the same, yeah.
Back in the day, I was thinking about this the
other day. Do you want to ask me why? I think
I saw a TikTok video of him just go to a deli
or some shit. And people are like, oh my god,
it's Adam Sandler. Like, what would you do? My
thought, I don't know if I could play this at
school, my thought is I wouldn't make a big deal
or even necessarily acknowledge that I knew who
he was. But I'd quote one of the most obscure
fucking references from him that I could think
of. Please do. And I'm thinking like, you know,
if he walked in here right now, I might have
to go with some old like comedy album stuff,
like some, some like the go. Forget the movies.
Come closer, I cannot see you. That's where I,
you know, whoa! Do I want to go with you to the
Ragoo Festival? No, I want to sit on the fucking
platform. The Ragoo Festival, yeah. See, that's
- Adam Sandler's two comedy albums are probably
65 % of the reason I even started doing comedy.
My neighbors don't. They were a huge influence
on me. Yeah. Fatty Arbuckle, The Buffoon. Come
on. The Go, obviously. Yeah. If you don't know
that, look it up. Such great stuff. It was my
thought. Movies -wise, I agree with you too,
though. The old ones, there's some classic. Billy
Madison. It's always a classic. Billy Madison.
I'll even throw Deeds in there. Mr. Deeds, I
enjoy. No, it's a good one. But right after that,
it just started. And it's not that they were
bad. Because I haven't even seen most of them.
It's just oversaturation. Same cast. All his
buddies. Which is great. Hats off to him. He
could never do anything ever again. And he's
like, wow. Yeah. I'll just make the same movie
over and over again so my buddy's gonna have
a good paycheck. Yeah. And I respect that. Hats
off to him, you know? But like Jim Carrey, who's
like another one of my idols, he might not have
as many movies as Ceylon Laird, but every one
that he's been in, for the most part, has been
absolutely quality. Yeah, but he doesn't even
want to work anymore. He's like, I'm not doing
anything anymore. He doesn't need to. You know,
Ceylon Laird's got his whole, like, almost subtle
reminds me of Howard Stern a little bit. He's
like, I wouldn't mind retiring, but then what
the fuck all these guys do? Ooh. You know? Private
Parts, another one of my favorite movies. That's
fantastic. That is a great movie. Great. Um...
Yeah, Sandler's... Sandler's amazing. You should
tell people The Private Parts is a documentary
so they watch it in school. That's smart. You
know... What's up? Man on the Moon and the Hoffman
story. That was the first time that I had ever
watched a movie where the actor played the character
so perfect that I actually forgot it was Jim
Carrey halfway through and had to go, Oh my God,
that's Jim Carrey. That's not Andy Kaufman. He
was, well, if you want, there's actually a documentary.
Isn't the running thing that Andy Kaufman never
died and he's just... Here we go, conspiracies.
Cosplaying as some other person right now. But
there's also a theory that, you know, fucking
Elvis and Whitney Houston are on an island with
Tupac somewhere. I mean, come on. When's somebody
gonna do that? Like, for real? Fake their death?
Yeah. It's getting harder and harder. Come back
a decade later. There's a thing going on in Syracuse
right now. There is. Where they're saying, if
you look it up at Syracuse .com... They're saying
that more than a theory, they may have proof
that Jim Morrison is not only alive, but he's
been living in Syracuse under the name Frank.
So the fact that they have a first name leads
me to believe they have a last name, right? I
mean... If somebody has this Frank Morrison,
if it is a mildly legitimate theory... Any help?
They have more than just Frank, and they know
who this person is, right? You can't say he's
living as without knowing who this Frank is.
Unless the thing is so where is this? Supposedly
Jim Morrison or real Jim Morrison. Yeah, we haven't
done a bit on it yet because we're still exploring
He wasn't that Wayne's World movie after his
death. He was all right, right, right? Yeah,
I mean didn't I hear they think he was like a
maintenance man or janitor That's what he's been
doing. I'm just like if you're Jim Morrison and
you're gonna You're gonna fake your death and
go to Syracuse, New York, it would be Frank.
That's the job you're gonna... I guess it's unassuming.
That's what happened in Joe Dirk. Puts the lotion
on. Talking to my friend all wrong, it's the
wrong tone. Do it again, stabbing the face with
a soldering iron. God, I love Christopher Walken.
He's so great. Christopher Walken. Remember,
he was in witness protection and he was a fucking
janitor. Could happen. You're right. Could be
what Frank is up to. Could be what Frank is up
to. What if he's a janitor in a local school
and he secretly taught some kids how to play
guitar? We gotta find those kids. What if it
becomes a Hallmark movie? That'll suck. I came
to find out that did old Frank the janitor? Actually
Jim Morrison. Show me the way to the next whiskey
bar actually whiskey bar privately trained Post
Malone when he was a kid here in Syracuse Yeah,
I believe that and that's that's why we have
posty is because Jim Morrison is secretly living
in Syracuse. I mean maybe I'm just saying I'm
just saying ain't nobody proved it wrong I've
never been anywhere Where there's a bar called,
you know, a whiskey bar. Al's Wine and Whiskey
Bar. Show me the way. That's around the corner.
Whiskey bar, I know. My favorite bars in the
world. I don't want to stretch out this Monday.
We're gonna go day drinking or you don't drink.
Day more. Day smoking. You can drive. Cheers.
Still fun. Danny and Al get to snooker for dinner
time. How about that? There you go. Let's go.
You guys can hold the camera. What are the gimbals
for? Look how straight the video is. Never know.
That's a great tool. I really ate that fast.
Then again, yours is a large plate. I got 80
,000 calories I'm trying to consume right here,
Mike. I get 79 ,000. I love me some progies.
I gotta eat anything with progies. And, you know,
french fries and gravy. Going over the border,
sir, for some french fries and gravy. Hey, how's
your dirty bird? So good. Yeah? It looks like,
looks good. Anything with pickles. Pickles are
all the rage. Dude. There was a time out on the
dough where I was eating a jar of pickles a week.
Slum it. Vlasic though. It's got to be Vlasic
for me. Vlasic or nothing. You really, uh, lit
a whooping to that salad, huh? I don't want no
fucking salad. I'm a fucking real man. Like a
bitch. My burger. Without my gluten. What am
I, a libtard? Can't eat gluten. Am I getting
gas? The thing is, I'm gluten. sensitive or maybe
even gluten -allergic. I still can't, it doesn't
make it, not enough to be sick over it. Just
maybe a little nauseous and my stomach just,
like I could eat a crumb that has gluten in it
and all of a sudden my stomach goes boom, you're
pregnant. So that must be my problem. Thank you.
Thank you so much. You all set? I'm all set.
I'm still picking a little bit, but thank you
very much. Take the eyeliner. Sure. Thank you.
Not sure. I didn't want to see a dessert neither.
Desserts, fellas? None. Thank you. Another Pepsi?
No, I'm good. Thank you so much. Good. Thank
you, though. When I'm at home, though, I have
to eat chocolate right after I eat a meal. What?
Yeah. Sweet tooth, baby. Oreos are my go -to.
Regular Oreos are double stuff. Preferably double?
Yeah. You have not lived. until you have dunked
your Oreos in coffee. Dude, you can look at me
sideways all you want. You try it and you call
me after. And if you're able to speak on my erection
so large, I'll be very surprised. I don't even
like dunking them in milk is weird to me. Extinguish.
I don't want a soggy cookie. Coffee? A guy that'll
eat duck wings, but he won't eat... I don't want
a soggy cookie. It's the texture. Oh, see my
wife's a texture. Torsing. It's weird. I don't
like celery in my tuna fish not because I don't
like celery because I don't like something crunchy
with something soft. I'll eat a gravy covered
soggy fry. Don't want my Oreos that way. That's
fair. I feel like soggy Oreos are going stale.
In coffee it's very fast too because it's hot
so you just quick dunk. It's all you need. In
milk there's a very specific time frame to get
the perfect. But you would know. Now see, I can
understand why it would be good with coffee.
I mean, it's really just more of a same type
of bean, you know? Well, sure. I can see it enhancing.
Coffee flavored candies I've had before, it could
be really good. The thing is, it doesn't even
give it a coffee flavor. I just, I don't even
know what it does. So it's just like, it's like
a thousand angels saying, try these a little.
We're here at the hop spot. The hop spot. I built
my own burger and got a side salad. And if I
was going to rate it, I would give it a solid
7 out of 10. I'd give it a 7 out of 10. Part
of that's my fault. I got the gluten -free bondage.
See, when you say build your own, you're really
responsible for that score yourself. That's correct.
I had the poutine, the Big Lebowski poutine.
You ever seen that movie? Oh, hell yes. All right,
see? I fucking hate the Eagles, man. Phenomenal.
It was great. I'm full. I haven't exploded, which
is a positive. Yeah, I'm glad. We will definitely
be here to eat more of this. Absolutely. Yeah.
And I'm a sucker for exposed brick because this
is all exposed. It is. It's gorgeous here. It's
real. Yeah. Alright. We had fun. Peace out.