WEBVTT 00:00:08.960 --> 00:00:12.839 Hey folks, welcome back to Good News York. Yes. 00:00:13.419 --> 00:00:16.199 It's a Monday. It's been a busy day. We haven't 00:00:16.199 --> 00:00:18.300 even normally a little behind the curtain. Normally 00:00:18.300 --> 00:00:20.820 we record this first thing in the morning and 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:22.480 then we set it to our editors and they do their 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:24.480 thing and you get to see it later in the afternoon. 00:00:26.830 --> 00:00:29.350 It's now the afternoon and we're just getting 00:00:29.350 --> 00:00:32.270 around to shooting this. Not because we're lazy. 00:00:32.570 --> 00:00:34.509 No, no, because we've been working with clients 00:00:34.509 --> 00:00:37.229 all morning. Clients and dialing in lighting. 00:00:37.530 --> 00:00:39.990 We are, I would say every day at this point, 00:00:40.570 --> 00:00:42.969 we are tinkering with audio, video, lighting. 00:00:43.810 --> 00:00:45.789 We're just trying to get us dialed in so that 00:00:45.789 --> 00:00:47.789 we look so beautiful. One day we'll be happy 00:00:47.789 --> 00:00:51.369 with it. Maybe. Yeah, probably not. You're right, 00:00:51.469 --> 00:00:54.179 you're right. Who knows? Wild time. We had a 00:00:54.179 --> 00:00:56.780 great weekend. Dude, what a weekend. What a comedy 00:00:56.780 --> 00:00:58.420 filled weekend for both of us. Right? You and 00:00:58.420 --> 00:01:00.939 I, we, we kind of like, we were dispatched to 00:01:00.939 --> 00:01:03.299 different parts of the state. It was like that. 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:05.500 And it was like, go to comedy shows. Promote 00:01:05.500 --> 00:01:08.180 them everywhere. You guys go to Utica. I'll go 00:01:08.180 --> 00:01:10.780 to the Ithaca area. It was awesome, man. We, 00:01:10.780 --> 00:01:13.000 um, you know, as we talked about, as we promoted, 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:16.219 as we made that great commercial, uh, back by 00:01:16.219 --> 00:01:18.099 the dumpster there. Oh yeah. You didn't see that. 00:01:18.099 --> 00:01:21.310 It's on our TikTok. Ryan Neemiller from America's 00:01:21.310 --> 00:01:25.090 Got Talent came to Utica, came to the Burstone, 00:01:25.469 --> 00:01:27.849 which was, by the way, really nice. That was 00:01:27.849 --> 00:01:29.489 the first time I've ever actually been to the 00:01:29.489 --> 00:01:31.750 Burstone Inn. It looked great. Beautiful place, 00:01:31.870 --> 00:01:33.890 great room. Sold out, right? Filled it. Yeah. 00:01:34.909 --> 00:01:37.989 Completely full, great lineup of some great local 00:01:37.989 --> 00:01:41.209 comedians. Phil, who you met here, Will Phillips. 00:01:42.129 --> 00:01:44.510 Josh Wilbert, the local guys that absolutely 00:01:44.510 --> 00:01:46.890 killed it and opened up for the national act, 00:01:46.909 --> 00:01:49.269 a gentleman that you also saw on Good News York, 00:01:49.709 --> 00:01:52.709 Ryan E. Miller. And he killed, man. Yeah, I'm 00:01:52.709 --> 00:01:54.769 sure. It was a great time. And then that was 00:01:54.769 --> 00:01:57.810 Friday night, and then Saturday night. Saturday, 00:01:57.890 --> 00:02:00.170 I had a show. You were the funny man. I was the 00:02:00.170 --> 00:02:03.230 funny man. It was myself and Karen Rontowski, 00:02:03.409 --> 00:02:05.250 who hopefully we're gonna have on soon. She's 00:02:05.250 --> 00:02:09.090 just amazing. From Utica, moved to LA, now she's 00:02:09.090 --> 00:02:11.210 back in Utica. But she's very unique because 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:14.300 She does stand up and she's hilarious, but part 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:16.620 of her act is she actually makes a living reading 00:02:16.620 --> 00:02:19.099 tarot cards too, but she incorporates the tarot 00:02:19.099 --> 00:02:22.120 cards into her act. So when she comes on, we're 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.699 gonna do that for sure. So she like makes fun 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:26.180 of you when the card comes up and says you're 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:28.759 gonna die or something? You know what? Yes, but 00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:33.400 she legit says like... That one's not good. She 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:36.120 says, you know, all right, let's open it up and 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:37.819 she'll like, anyone raise their hand. Usually 00:02:37.819 --> 00:02:39.520 people are nervous at first, but once the first 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:41.409 person goes, then it's like... She can't get 00:02:41.409 --> 00:02:44.449 him to stop. And she makes a couple rules, like 00:02:44.449 --> 00:02:46.229 don't ask me if you're gonna die, like when you're 00:02:46.229 --> 00:02:49.069 gonna die. But people ask, am I gonna? That's 00:02:49.069 --> 00:02:51.250 a real downer at a comedy show. It really is. 00:02:52.030 --> 00:02:57.110 Thursday, actually. Yeah. But they'll ask, am 00:02:57.110 --> 00:02:59.189 I gonna have a career change? Or I'm trying to 00:02:59.189 --> 00:03:00.870 sell my house, will I sell it this year? Stuff 00:03:00.870 --> 00:03:02.289 like that. And she answers that. I mean, she's 00:03:02.289 --> 00:03:04.909 very funny while doing it. But it's a legit read. 00:03:05.110 --> 00:03:08.340 It's cool. So she headlined Ashley and I featured, 00:03:08.419 --> 00:03:10.639 but we sold out of a new venue called the Corner 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:12.340 Brew in Dryden, New York, which is right outside 00:03:12.340 --> 00:03:16.199 of Ithaca. And yeah, we sold it out. You know, 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:19.439 it was awesome. It was great. And then Sunday, 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:25.819 Colin Jost of SNL came to a Barton Hall at Cornell 00:03:25.819 --> 00:03:29.300 University in Ithaca. And my wife and I and some 00:03:29.300 --> 00:03:32.419 friends, couples, we went and saw them. And it 00:03:32.419 --> 00:03:36.439 was great. They had... Mikey Longfellow from 00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:39.219 SNL opened up and then another woman from SNL 00:03:39.219 --> 00:03:42.979 that was on it for two years from 22 to 24 Can't 00:03:42.979 --> 00:03:45.159 remember her name. She opened they had I felt 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:47.819 bad because as a comedian when you watch other 00:03:47.819 --> 00:03:51.759 comedians That was a tough gig. I mean we were 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:54.620 in Barton Hall an old airplane hangar and anyone 00:03:54.620 --> 00:03:58.280 that knows anything about comedy It's it doesn't 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:01.780 matter how funny you are. It's never as funny 00:04:02.310 --> 00:04:04.870 in an arena as it would be in a smaller room. 00:04:05.610 --> 00:04:08.509 It's science at this point. There's even big 00:04:08.509 --> 00:04:12.969 names like Chris Rock and Kevin Hart, you name 00:04:12.969 --> 00:04:15.310 it, that are doing arenas and stadiums, and they'll 00:04:15.310 --> 00:04:17.350 even tell you they prefer to do small clubs. 00:04:17.490 --> 00:04:20.009 Because it's intimate. It's intimate. You can 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:22.410 see facial expressions. So they had a tough time 00:04:22.410 --> 00:04:24.750 starting out. I mean, they did good. But they 00:04:24.750 --> 00:04:27.689 didn't bomb, but it was like pulling teeth for 00:04:27.689 --> 00:04:30.470 them. But like I said, it wasn't really their 00:04:30.470 --> 00:04:32.829 fault. It was kind of just the setup of it. But 00:04:32.829 --> 00:04:34.670 it was a great show. That's awesome, man. Yeah, 00:04:34.709 --> 00:04:36.490 it was a good weekend. That's awesome. We got 00:04:36.490 --> 00:04:39.389 a lot of fun things planned on Good News York 00:04:39.389 --> 00:04:41.670 this week. We got some cool guests coming in. 00:04:41.930 --> 00:04:46.089 I think it's gonna be a great time. We've got 00:04:46.089 --> 00:04:50.029 kind of a list of things to talk about. I'm gonna 00:04:50.029 --> 00:04:53.790 be honest though. fucking starving dude I am 00:04:53.790 --> 00:04:57.430 you know what I'm legit starving like we don't 00:04:57.430 --> 00:04:59.629 ever talk I think we fuck it let's just go to 00:04:59.629 --> 00:05:05.009 lunch come on I'm buying all right I will not 00:05:05.009 --> 00:05:11.209 say no to that this was a much better idea than 00:05:11.209 --> 00:05:12.810 sit at the studio and doing the show because 00:05:12.810 --> 00:05:16.269 we can do the show here it's the beauty of our 00:05:16.269 --> 00:05:20.399 man Danny and his you know inspector gadget Inspector 00:05:20.399 --> 00:05:23.180 Danny. Jacket full of goodies that he just opened. 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:25.220 He's like, what do you need? You need cameras? 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:28.560 Mics? Gimbals? You need a fish lens? What, a 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:32.220 microphone? Candy? It's ready to go. This is 00:05:32.220 --> 00:05:35.420 a brilliant idea. The lapels? Yeah, yeah. I feel 00:05:35.420 --> 00:05:36.480 like you're just saying that because I'm buying 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:40.160 you lunch. Mostly. I'll take it. No, it's a fantastic 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:44.699 idea. It's actually a great idea. But now I'm 00:05:44.699 --> 00:05:46.339 going to find myself in the middle of the New 00:05:46.339 --> 00:05:48.519 York being like, and I was going to be like, 00:05:48.939 --> 00:05:51.839 hey, Matt, I forgot my lunch today. Any chance 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.300 you want to, you know? Yeah. So we are at the 00:05:55.300 --> 00:05:58.819 Hop Spot. Yeah. Downtown Syracuse on Walton Street. 00:05:59.019 --> 00:06:02.819 Like it? This, spoiler alert, they didn't like 00:06:02.819 --> 00:06:04.360 sponsor this or anything like that. It would 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:07.139 be cool if they did, wink, wink. But this is 00:06:07.139 --> 00:06:10.220 the place I typically bring the guys, the team, 00:06:10.339 --> 00:06:12.240 when we want to get lunch during the workday. 00:06:12.459 --> 00:06:16.019 And the reason is it's just phenomenal. Yeah. 00:06:16.259 --> 00:06:18.860 And they got good comfortable seats and great 00:06:18.860 --> 00:06:20.579 food. You're gonna see in a few minutes some 00:06:20.579 --> 00:06:24.139 of their classic famous poutine. Had to get some 00:06:24.139 --> 00:06:27.800 of that. And duck wings. The duck wings. Quack. 00:06:28.339 --> 00:06:30.360 It's all the rage these days. Have you ever had 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:32.879 them? I haven't. I was just testing this to my 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:36.139 life. For some reason there's this little cross 00:06:36.139 --> 00:06:38.660 connection in my brain. Makes no sense, okay? 00:06:39.379 --> 00:06:42.959 If it's a cow, a pig... A turkey or a chicken, 00:06:43.259 --> 00:06:45.639 I'm good. Anything outside of that, I'm like, 00:06:46.420 --> 00:06:48.720 it freaks me out. Like the thought of eating 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:51.540 a duck. Really? Why doesn't the thought of eating 00:06:51.540 --> 00:06:54.459 a cow freak me? What about like pheasant? Yeah, 00:06:54.459 --> 00:06:57.980 see? Yeah, it freaks me out. How about medicine? 00:06:58.100 --> 00:07:01.220 Eat deer? No, I've done it. I've eaten deer. 00:07:01.220 --> 00:07:02.800 I've done it. I've done it. Is that the right 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:07.019 word? I've survived. I've ate deer, and it's 00:07:07.019 --> 00:07:09.480 got that gainy taste. And then so as soon as 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:13.910 I think about a deer... Like it freaks me out. 00:07:14.250 --> 00:07:17.129 You don't know like a rodent, right? Well, that 00:07:17.129 --> 00:07:19.629 made it worse. It's like food, you know, it's 00:07:19.629 --> 00:07:21.970 like the food cycle. We have to eat them. No, 00:07:21.970 --> 00:07:24.209 I know, I know. I used to be against hunting. 00:07:24.370 --> 00:07:26.329 Like I always thought if you hunt, that's fine. 00:07:26.350 --> 00:07:28.310 Like I'm not against that. Sure. But personally, 00:07:28.389 --> 00:07:31.089 it's not your thing. I was like, I enjoy the 00:07:31.089 --> 00:07:34.069 art of hunting. Like I love to go hunting. No. 00:07:35.050 --> 00:07:38.189 I love the art of hunting. Okay. But here's where 00:07:38.189 --> 00:07:41.060 I get hung up. I think about, like, what if I 00:07:41.060 --> 00:07:44.240 shoot a deer and then I start going, what if 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:47.279 that deer was on his way home from work? He's 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:49.360 got to provide for his little deer family. And 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.240 I just shot him and killed him with cold blood. 00:07:51.379 --> 00:07:53.300 I mean, we all saw what happens when Bambi's 00:07:53.300 --> 00:07:55.459 mother got taken down. Oh, man. That ain't gonna 00:07:55.459 --> 00:07:57.680 get me going on that. It was all downhill from 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.500 there. You ever had a crocodile or an alligator? 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:03.180 I could have. A few months ago, I went to Florida 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:06.279 to panhandle. And it was on the menu. And I'm 00:08:06.279 --> 00:08:08.779 all about trying what's new in the air. I can't 00:08:08.779 --> 00:08:13.560 do it. Absolutely not. They had Gator Nuggets 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.759 many years ago at some restaurant down in Florida. 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:17.639 And I'm one of those folks that, like, how can 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:20.160 you not? Right. And they're breaded and fried. 00:08:20.220 --> 00:08:22.339 And I'll eat almost anything if you bread and 00:08:22.339 --> 00:08:25.439 fry it. Yeah. And what did it taste like? You 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:28.540 know, it wasn't bad. It was a little chewier 00:08:28.540 --> 00:08:33.320 chicken. I don't know. It was okay. It was alright. 00:08:33.539 --> 00:08:35.679 It was like chicken. I mean, you know. Is it? 00:08:35.740 --> 00:08:38.620 It's just a whole not really dominant, strong 00:08:38.620 --> 00:08:41.980 flavor of anything really. I wasn't, I stopped 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:45.139 being against personally hunting when I hit a 00:08:45.139 --> 00:08:47.279 deer like five different times and I destroyed 00:08:47.279 --> 00:08:49.200 the front end of my goddamn car. And I was like, 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:51.879 you know what? Kill them all. Kill them. Kill 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:55.139 them all. Because they're completely overpopulated. 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:57.580 And if you don't, essentially when you hunt, 00:08:57.740 --> 00:09:00.299 you're actually helping. You're helping the - 00:09:00.299 --> 00:09:02.600 It is a population control thing. Population 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:04.580 control. So I feel a little better about it, 00:09:04.580 --> 00:09:06.320 but yeah, I don't know what it is. I can't step 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:08.759 out of that chicken, turkey, cow - But you got 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:11.059 no problem with a cow. Not at all. What about 00:09:11.059 --> 00:09:14.539 veal? You eat baby cow? No! Absolutely not. It's 00:09:14.539 --> 00:09:19.580 a baby! It's a baby! It's shepherd. I understand. 00:09:19.580 --> 00:09:21.559 Which means it died young. It's a reasonable 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:24.179 objection. If you're eating veal, that means 00:09:24.179 --> 00:09:28.899 it died too early. I won't celebrate that. I 00:09:28.899 --> 00:09:31.139 mean, to be fair, it's whole life is made to 00:09:31.139 --> 00:09:34.620 be that tender dinner. They don't even let it 00:09:34.620 --> 00:09:37.879 move around or anything. They have big game dinners 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:40.440 you can go to if you know the right kind of people. 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:44.220 That sounds like some kind of creepy cabal type 00:09:44.220 --> 00:09:45.960 of shit that I want to know part of. It's kind 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:47.559 of like Indiana Jones where they're eating a 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:48.960 snake. I feel like that's like the next step 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:51.379 in their hunting man, you know? Have you ever 00:09:51.379 --> 00:09:53.840 seen the movie Surviving the Game? I don't think 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:57.120 I have. Rice Tea? No. I was just talking about 00:09:57.120 --> 00:10:00.169 this. That's a movie. that is so underrated. 00:10:00.970 --> 00:10:03.590 The premise is Ice -T goes out with all these 00:10:03.590 --> 00:10:07.110 hunters on this hunting trip. I forget how he 00:10:07.110 --> 00:10:08.690 gets involved because he's not a hunter. He's 00:10:08.690 --> 00:10:12.230 like, yeah, I'll be the guide. No, but they go 00:10:12.230 --> 00:10:14.389 to this cabin in the middle of nowhere and they 00:10:14.389 --> 00:10:16.809 have this big dinner the night before and that's 00:10:16.809 --> 00:10:18.929 where they break the news. Oh, we forgot to tell 00:10:18.929 --> 00:10:21.490 you, you're the one we're hunting. We're gonna 00:10:21.490 --> 00:10:24.429 give you two hour head start to get yourself 00:10:24.429 --> 00:10:28.100 out of here. I feel like that's the plot of dozens 00:10:28.100 --> 00:10:31.820 of movies. Correct. Well, they say there's only 00:10:31.820 --> 00:10:35.960 like a hundred different plots to movies that 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.039 are retooled in different ways. There's only 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:39.440 like a certain amount of plots you can use. I 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.799 can see that. No, it's true. It's like a thing 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:44.460 in screenwriting where there's really only like 00:10:44.460 --> 00:10:45.240 a hundred different plots. What's your favorite 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:48.019 type? I should just talk about this with Danny. 00:10:48.259 --> 00:10:51.679 I love movies that are clearly fiction, but who's 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:54.980 to say it can't really happen? Like a walking 00:10:54.980 --> 00:10:59.539 dead. Okay, so like an apocalyptic or like a 00:10:59.539 --> 00:11:02.100 sci -fi sort of thing? Well, I'm not being sci 00:11:02.100 --> 00:11:05.139 -fi, I'm not against sci -fi. Not like wizards 00:11:05.139 --> 00:11:09.019 and like crazy, but just like, oh man, sort of 00:11:09.019 --> 00:11:12.500 plausible end of the world type shit. Yeah, or 00:11:12.500 --> 00:11:14.679 not even end of the world, just like I'm trying 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:16.360 to think of another one off the top of my head. 00:11:17.220 --> 00:11:19.480 Where you're just like, yeah, it's clearly fake, 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:23.009 but zombie land. Again, I'm using the zombie 00:11:23.009 --> 00:11:25.230 reference. It's not about zombies. The government 00:11:25.230 --> 00:11:28.250 has a plan for zombies. Yeah. I'm sure they do. 00:11:28.330 --> 00:11:30.970 Just saying. Surviving the game. I'm sure that 00:11:30.970 --> 00:11:32.970 got cut and thrown out. Who's to say I can't 00:11:32.970 --> 00:11:34.769 get invited on a hunting trip? And then they're 00:11:34.769 --> 00:11:36.909 like, guess what? You're going to be hunted tomorrow. 00:11:36.909 --> 00:11:39.070 So when you wake up, you've got two hours to 00:11:39.070 --> 00:11:40.950 head start to get out of here or we're going 00:11:40.950 --> 00:11:43.669 to kill you. That is obviously made up, but who's 00:11:43.669 --> 00:11:45.669 to say they're coming to hunt? That's what I 00:11:45.669 --> 00:11:47.860 mean. Those are my fans. So if I had to pick 00:11:47.860 --> 00:11:50.259 one of these, I don't know if you call it a genre 00:11:50.259 --> 00:11:53.080 or a plot or a script style, whatever we want 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:57.200 to call this, I really like party movies. Sure. 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:02.440 Like, you know, going all the way back to, well, 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:05.559 can't hardly wait when we were kids. That was 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:07.179 a great high school American movie. Would you 00:12:07.179 --> 00:12:10.759 consider American Pie? I think is in that range. 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:12.820 American Pie 2 isn't quite a party movie. That's 00:12:12.820 --> 00:12:17.040 talking about Animal House is the original. It 00:12:17.040 --> 00:12:20.879 is the party movie. Just the fun, good times. 00:12:21.379 --> 00:12:25.360 Just non -stop laughs. Not too serious, right? 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:28.120 Having a good time. Project X was probably one 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:30.460 of the more modern. Never saw it, but I remember 00:12:30.460 --> 00:12:33.320 that one. It's a great Netflix if you need something 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:36.679 to put on. It's a good party movie. There's an 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:40.019 80s movie that is like a summer beach party movie. 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:43.980 I'll be surprised if you know. John Cusack's 00:12:43.980 --> 00:12:47.509 in it. Hey, Bobcat Gold Thwait is in it. Summer 00:12:47.509 --> 00:12:50.210 school? Close. One crazy summer, it's called. 00:12:50.350 --> 00:12:54.649 Okay. Phenomenal. Just such a good movie. It's 00:12:54.649 --> 00:12:57.970 centered around this summer that they spend on 00:12:57.970 --> 00:13:02.789 this ocean, like, you know, ocean type vacation 00:13:02.789 --> 00:13:05.610 spot. That's great. And they just, all this shit 00:13:05.610 --> 00:13:07.470 happens. It's good. Yeah. You gotta check it 00:13:07.470 --> 00:13:10.159 out. I like it. You know, we started talking 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:12.120 about previously all the shit that you haven't 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:15.259 watched. And now see, now I think about it every 00:13:15.259 --> 00:13:16.799 day, because I go to reference something and 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:20.139 I'm like... But you don't get it, you know? I'm 00:13:20.139 --> 00:13:22.620 not, dude... It's like our buddy Abel, who, you 00:13:22.620 --> 00:13:24.580 know, English is his second language. I'm like, 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:26.440 he doesn't get that joke. He didn't live in this 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:28.679 country then. Right. I just, I got to remember 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:30.379 that, you know... But I've seen a lot of... I'm 00:13:30.379 --> 00:13:32.379 going to limit my repertoire for you. I've seen 00:13:32.379 --> 00:13:35.720 a lot of TV and film. It's just everything you've 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:38.740 asked if I've seen it. What's... If you had to 00:13:38.740 --> 00:13:43.740 make a list of, we'll say, five TV shows that 00:13:43.740 --> 00:13:45.419 you think people should absolutely watch that 00:13:45.419 --> 00:13:48.460 you've seen all of, what would they be? Oh, Jesus. 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:54.340 Breaking Bad. Okay. The Office. Okay. I'll see 00:13:54.340 --> 00:13:56.200 here before you. Alright, actually I'll let you 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:59.019 get to the list. Oh, those look great. Those 00:13:59.019 --> 00:14:04.000 look phenomenal. Thank you. I'm just picturing 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:07.850 Daffy Duck. Oh, there's Bill behind this here. 00:14:08.649 --> 00:14:13.250 So I was, okay, Office, Breaking Bad, Sons of 00:14:13.250 --> 00:14:16.289 Anarchy. Okay. But now I'm thinking too recent, 00:14:16.289 --> 00:14:18.950 I gotta go back. Now see, here's a funny story, 00:14:18.950 --> 00:14:20.789 I haven't seen two out of the three so far. There 00:14:20.789 --> 00:14:25.250 you go. See? And then I would say... They're 00:14:25.250 --> 00:14:26.830 not classic comedies. They are. I feel a lot 00:14:26.830 --> 00:14:28.230 of people would beat me up for not seeing Nala 00:14:28.230 --> 00:14:29.610 Break Bad. And you're talking regular television 00:14:29.610 --> 00:14:31.429 too, like back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:14:31.529 --> 00:14:33.830 Which I think comes to mind. Classic. Something 00:14:33.830 --> 00:14:36.460 you might call... Friends? All right. Love Friends. 00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:38.360 I've already seen Friends live. I've already 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:41.019 seen Friends. I think it was required watching 00:14:41.019 --> 00:14:42.899 back in the day. We were kids. We only got three 00:14:42.899 --> 00:14:44.539 channels. So we sort of had to watch Friends. 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:47.539 I don't even know if this makes it on my top 00:14:47.539 --> 00:14:51.460 five, but I got to say it. The show Taxi. was 00:14:51.460 --> 00:14:55.139 so geniusly written, and the cast of Taxi, if 00:14:55.139 --> 00:14:57.740 you go and look at that cast and see what they 00:14:57.740 --> 00:15:00.299 all went on to do, it's amazing that they had 00:15:00.299 --> 00:15:02.139 that one. We only caught that one in random reruns. 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:05.779 Right. Very underrated. Danny DeVito, Tony Danza, 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:11.000 Christopher Lloyd. I would throw that. I don't 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:12.799 know if it's in my top five, but I'm gonna check 00:15:12.799 --> 00:15:15.940 that out. I have two more. I'm under the gun 00:15:15.940 --> 00:15:21.850 right now. One, two, three. Well, you say what 00:15:21.850 --> 00:15:23.809 you were gonna say when you were gonna interrupt 00:15:23.809 --> 00:15:25.429 them all in the thing No, I was just gonna say 00:15:25.429 --> 00:15:27.570 that those those two like sons of energy and 00:15:27.570 --> 00:15:30.889 Breaking Bad I've only seen random episodes of 00:15:30.889 --> 00:15:33.110 Breaking Bad is probably the greatest show I've 00:15:33.110 --> 00:15:35.610 ever seen I always never been more hooked on 00:15:35.610 --> 00:15:37.909 the lots and lots and lots of people say that 00:15:37.909 --> 00:15:41.169 and I'll be honest I watched only a couple episodes 00:15:41.169 --> 00:15:43.730 if you were looking at not something like that, 00:15:43.730 --> 00:15:45.889 then you might it might not have and that's okay 00:15:46.330 --> 00:15:48.169 That's okay if you didn't. I've seen lots of 00:15:48.169 --> 00:15:50.110 random scenes on TikTok that sucked me in. It 00:15:50.110 --> 00:15:52.830 looked really cool. Which honestly, you gotta 00:15:52.830 --> 00:15:55.590 give these platforms credit. That's how I started 00:15:55.590 --> 00:15:57.889 watching Yellowstone. Because I watched that 00:15:57.889 --> 00:16:01.190 one scene in a TikTok video and suddenly I'm 00:16:01.190 --> 00:16:03.169 watching the whole fucking show. I don't necessarily 00:16:03.169 --> 00:16:05.230 even like that show, to be completely honest 00:16:05.230 --> 00:16:06.370 with you. I watched the whole fucking thing. 00:16:06.649 --> 00:16:09.549 It had a lot of great parts. I sort of hated 00:16:09.549 --> 00:16:14.370 the main characters. And I don't know why I continue 00:16:14.370 --> 00:16:17.049 going. If you hate the main characters, right? 00:16:17.309 --> 00:16:18.850 Probably not gonna be a good show. I don't know. 00:16:18.990 --> 00:16:21.049 Yeah. But anyway, we got some food here. So we 00:16:21.049 --> 00:16:23.129 are at the Hop Spot in downtown Syracuse. These 00:16:23.129 --> 00:16:26.210 are their duckwigs. I've had them a few times. 00:16:26.330 --> 00:16:28.409 Spoiler alert, this isn't gonna be like a surprise. 00:16:29.289 --> 00:16:31.789 Mike's not sure if he could bring himself to 00:16:31.789 --> 00:16:34.210 eat a duck. Yes, it has nothing to do with this 00:16:34.210 --> 00:16:35.990 restaurant. He had a pet duck when he was a child. 00:16:35.990 --> 00:16:39.570 I understand. I have Aflac as my insurance company. 00:16:41.309 --> 00:16:45.950 So by the way, this is the maple custom maple 00:16:45.950 --> 00:16:49.009 barbecue sauce. For those of you that didn't 00:16:49.009 --> 00:16:52.750 hear what I said earlier, for some reason, there's 00:16:52.750 --> 00:16:56.690 a mental block. As long as it's a cow, a pig, 00:16:57.070 --> 00:16:59.309 turkey, or chicken, I'm in. But anything else 00:16:59.309 --> 00:17:01.909 freaks me out. So should I do my first ever outside? 00:17:01.909 --> 00:17:04.869 Yeah, you gotta go for it. Yeah. All right. Watch 00:17:04.869 --> 00:17:06.490 it down a little, you could club. All right. 00:17:06.569 --> 00:17:08.230 All right, here it is. It's just a chicken wing. 00:17:08.549 --> 00:17:18.160 It's just a chicken wing. but better. That is, 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:23.000 that is goddamn spectacular. The sauce is phenomenal 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:26.680 too. The sauce is, it's like a maple wing sauce. 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:29.400 But here's the thing, everybody judges wings 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:32.380 on the sauce. I get it, that's important. I judge 00:17:32.380 --> 00:17:36.519 the quality of the white. I like breaded, crispy. 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.579 You know what this almost tastes like? Duck? 00:17:41.579 --> 00:17:45.319 Like when you get sweet and sour chicken at a 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:47.819 Chinese restaurant. The sauce definitely has 00:17:47.819 --> 00:17:53.539 that. You know what sucks? Danny got a film that 00:17:53.539 --> 00:17:57.119 we can stop and he can eat some anytime. I did 00:17:57.119 --> 00:18:00.259 it. I fucking did it. See? You're a big boy now. 00:18:00.500 --> 00:18:07.980 I am a big boy. Shoot this. I did it. I can do 00:18:07.980 --> 00:18:14.269 both. Hunter. They have been to those R2 videos. 00:18:14.670 --> 00:18:22.170 RL. TV series. Sick. I know there's gonna be 00:18:22.170 --> 00:18:24.450 like a hundred on my way home that I think of. 00:18:28.450 --> 00:18:32.349 Have you had them before? Yeah. They're out of 00:18:32.349 --> 00:18:45.980 this world. So good. Two other shows. Okay, so 00:18:45.980 --> 00:18:50.180 I was also going to - Animated cult. Family guy. 00:18:50.859 --> 00:18:58.940 Yeah, yeah. And the Simpsons. For animated. How 00:18:58.940 --> 00:19:01.140 many seasons of The Simpsons does someone have 00:19:01.140 --> 00:19:11.210 to watch? See, the tough part about that is there 00:19:11.210 --> 00:19:14.470 were so many ebbs and flows through the years. 00:19:15.190 --> 00:19:19.069 Here's the reason I ask. I stopped watching The 00:19:19.069 --> 00:19:22.910 Simpsons probably 15 years ago. I stopped about 00:19:22.910 --> 00:19:25.670 five. And I still make The Simpsons references 00:19:25.670 --> 00:19:28.670 that most people get. How about all the shit 00:19:28.670 --> 00:19:33.150 they predicted? What I'm saying is I feel like 00:19:33.150 --> 00:19:36.839 OG Simpsons is and will always be the best. Couldn't 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:40.420 agree more. You know? So, how did they predict 00:19:40.420 --> 00:19:46.099 all that stuff? I mean, I complain about conspiracy 00:19:46.099 --> 00:19:48.180 theorists all the time. I can't stand it. I feel 00:19:48.180 --> 00:19:50.640 like that's half the time why we're in the shit 00:19:50.640 --> 00:19:53.259 world is because we're all creating this con 00:19:53.259 --> 00:19:55.940 - But my god, they have hardcore proof. Have 00:19:55.940 --> 00:19:57.500 you ever seen - They wrote it before it happened. 00:19:57.539 --> 00:20:00.599 Have you ever seen the South Park episode? Where 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:03.700 they make fun of the Simpsons? No. Simpsons did 00:20:03.700 --> 00:20:06.299 it. Simpsons did it. That's the whole running 00:20:06.299 --> 00:20:07.859 bit. It's everything they try to do. They want 00:20:07.859 --> 00:20:09.099 to do something different with the Simpsons every 00:20:09.099 --> 00:20:12.180 time they do it. Oh, the Simpsons did it. My 00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:14.880 point is, when you have millions of episodes, 00:20:15.700 --> 00:20:17.220 you literally write every possibility in the 00:20:17.220 --> 00:20:20.119 others. That's the best answer I've ever heard 00:20:20.119 --> 00:20:23.319 for that question. That is the best answer I've 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:28.380 actually ever heard for that question. I bet 00:20:28.380 --> 00:20:30.059 you couldn't find nearly as many, but if you 00:20:30.059 --> 00:20:32.000 tried hard, you could go to a show like Cheers 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:34.799 that had hundreds and hundreds of episodes and 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:36.900 find a couple things that they randomly said 00:20:36.900 --> 00:20:40.980 in the 80s that happened to be reality today. 00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:46.319 Which was my theory. I like it. That being said, 00:20:46.819 --> 00:20:50.279 the Simpson ones are sometimes really dead on, 00:20:50.460 --> 00:20:54.220 man. Really dead on. Scary dead on. I know I'm 00:20:54.220 --> 00:20:55.880 missing a show that I'm gonna kick myself in 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:58.990 the ass for not mentioning it. Just so many I've 00:20:58.990 --> 00:21:00.990 seen except for all the ones that you obviously 00:21:00.990 --> 00:21:07.730 Since we're continuously rolling I don't have 00:21:07.730 --> 00:21:11.349 to worry about Being quick about it. I'm still 00:21:11.349 --> 00:21:13.630 sitting here and I do another one buddy. You 00:21:13.630 --> 00:21:15.230 want to go all in? You're gonna eat both his 00:21:15.230 --> 00:21:18.950 legs? I'm gonna start smoking. Eat both his legs! 00:21:20.910 --> 00:21:29.940 Well, here's his dick. Well, there's one show 00:21:29.940 --> 00:21:35.660 Not that one one of the things I love about this 00:21:35.660 --> 00:21:37.819 place is they have ice -cold Utica club on tap 00:21:37.819 --> 00:21:40.059 dude You got a any time I go somewhere in Syracuse. 00:21:40.059 --> 00:21:42.759 I'm a Utica club. That's it There's two things 00:21:42.759 --> 00:21:45.140 that your server will do if you order a Utica 00:21:45.140 --> 00:21:49.039 club. They'll either go. Oh, yeah, or really? 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:52.059 There's no in -between not in Syracuse not in 00:21:52.059 --> 00:21:54.710 Syracuse, you know I've been in this building 00:21:54.710 --> 00:21:56.569 before it was whatever this is called. There 00:21:56.569 --> 00:21:59.069 was something else before that. I've been very 00:21:59.069 --> 00:22:01.490 drunk in here, I think. Yeah. And there's a hallway 00:22:01.490 --> 00:22:02.769 that leads you to another bar on the other side 00:22:02.769 --> 00:22:05.190 of the street. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. 00:22:05.470 --> 00:22:08.150 Yeah. There's a place in... They get mad when 00:22:08.150 --> 00:22:09.470 you bring their barware from one to the other, 00:22:09.529 --> 00:22:12.750 though. I don't remember where this is. There 00:22:12.750 --> 00:22:18.390 is a place downtown in Sung City where all the 00:22:18.390 --> 00:22:21.319 bars are connected. By door like you can just 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:23.980 go bar to bar really yeah, and I'm talking like 00:22:23.980 --> 00:22:26.380 where is this? That's on me. I don't remember 00:22:26.380 --> 00:22:28.839 where what is this mythical place? It's in the 00:22:28.839 --> 00:22:30.720 United States. I know that when I think it's 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:34.799 down south I'm leaning towards like either Louisiana 00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:39.740 or Texas to my Baby, Florida. I don't know. That's 00:22:39.740 --> 00:22:43.420 why I will I'm still thinking about one more 00:22:43.420 --> 00:22:47.500 show hold up How about movies give me movies? 00:22:47.720 --> 00:22:50.559 I'll see here's the thing with movies I'm so 00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:52.940 big in the comedy. It's okay. It's hard for me 00:22:52.940 --> 00:22:55.299 to do both. So I usually do comedies. Just give 00:22:55.299 --> 00:23:02.440 me a list of must -see or your most quoted comedy 00:23:02.440 --> 00:23:05.640 movies. Dumb and Dumber. Okay. Anchorman. Okay. 00:23:05.859 --> 00:23:12.420 Stepbrothers is up there. Stepbrothers is damn 00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:18.509 good. Any Jim Carrey. I mean, I was obsessed 00:23:18.509 --> 00:23:21.049 with Jim Carrey. Really? I was my idol. What's 00:23:21.049 --> 00:23:24.789 his best? Dumb and Dumber. Okay. Dumb and Dumber. 00:23:25.990 --> 00:23:32.109 It is phenomenal. I think... See, I see that 00:23:32.109 --> 00:23:34.789 as a co -star though. Like, it was a great pair. 00:23:35.609 --> 00:23:38.089 That was a buddy film, yeah. I'm thinking of 00:23:38.089 --> 00:23:42.769 him... I think like Ace Ventura. That's how I 00:23:42.769 --> 00:23:45.839 got into it. Anything beats that. There's a perfect 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:48.180 example of what I was talking about earlier the 00:23:48.180 --> 00:23:51.519 Truman show Obviously fictitious. That's probably 00:23:51.519 --> 00:23:54.000 the best example. Yeah, who's to say? We're not 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:55.500 all living it. I don't you know what I mean? 00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:58.859 That's what that's like a legit scientific theory 00:23:58.859 --> 00:24:01.380 that we live in a simulation. Yeah, so I gotta 00:24:01.380 --> 00:24:05.319 go Yeah, so I'm gonna go dumb and dumber anchorman 00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:10.480 We'll say step brothers sure why not I know I'm 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:16.650 missing some old ones up I love Jayden Salomon's 00:24:16.650 --> 00:24:19.609 strike back, honestly. Wow. Thank you so much. 00:24:20.569 --> 00:24:23.569 Sweet. Ready plate? Yep. Thank you. Thank you 00:24:23.569 --> 00:24:28.210 very much. Looks awesome. Just ketchup and mustard. 00:24:28.369 --> 00:24:32.769 Oh, yep. That'll be it. Awesome. Thank you. All 00:24:32.769 --> 00:24:35.470 right, so we're here at the Hop Spot. I got the 00:24:35.470 --> 00:24:40.190 Big Lebowski poutine, which is pierogies and 00:24:40.190 --> 00:24:43.890 fries and cheese curds and gravy and all kinds 00:24:43.890 --> 00:24:46.289 of... stuff that's gonna make my heart stop. 00:24:47.250 --> 00:24:49.069 What'd you get, buddy? I got, I built my own 00:24:49.069 --> 00:24:51.329 burger. I got the gluten -free bun, I'm boring. 00:24:51.710 --> 00:24:55.809 Look at me. But I've got lettuce, tomato, onion, 00:24:56.029 --> 00:24:59.910 pickle, jalapenos, and pepper jack cheese. What 00:24:59.910 --> 00:25:03.109 are you cooking with, Danny? I got the dirty 00:25:03.109 --> 00:25:06.269 bird. The dirty bird? They call it the dirty 00:25:06.269 --> 00:25:07.750 plate. Oh, the dirty plate. The sandwich is the 00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:12.369 dirty bird. Gotcha. Chicken, jalapeno, ranch, 00:25:12.650 --> 00:25:15.630 pickles. Which is crazy, because that was your 00:25:15.630 --> 00:25:18.809 nickname in high school. It's a dirty bird. Oh, 00:25:18.809 --> 00:25:21.710 I thought it was pickles. That's right. Alright, 00:25:21.710 --> 00:25:26.109 let's eat. Let's dig in. Yup. That's good. Alright, 00:25:26.109 --> 00:25:31.430 so I got fried pierogi and sour cream in one 00:25:31.430 --> 00:25:40.930 bite here. Yeah. That was good. Good. Yup. That's 00:25:40.930 --> 00:25:48.759 the way to do it. Yeah. This is delicious. That's 00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:52.400 why I hate gluten. You need that gluten to hold 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:55.579 it together. You don't even know what a gluten 00:25:55.579 --> 00:26:04.099 is. Do you ever see that movie? No. Go figure. 00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:06.500 It's probably one of the funniest movies I've 00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:10.140 seen in a theater in a long time. This is literally 00:26:10.140 --> 00:26:12.680 one of those ones where the whole place was rolling 00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:16.099 the whole time. It's the Seth Rogen and Hall, 00:26:16.200 --> 00:26:17.980 James Frank. Oh yeah, was it The End of the World? 00:26:18.099 --> 00:26:20.039 Yeah. Oh yeah, I saw that. It's a great movie. 00:26:26.740 --> 00:26:28.920 Michael O'Shea was the best character. Yeah. 00:26:31.019 --> 00:26:32.619 I just love that scene where they argue about 00:26:32.619 --> 00:26:35.740 the gluten. Yeah. You don't even know what gluten 00:26:35.740 --> 00:26:38.380 is. Right. Thank you. I don't even think of that 00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:46.619 as a gluten. Another comedy I would put up there. 00:26:47.059 --> 00:26:50.640 Tommy Boy. Oh, that is one of the best ever. 00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.519 And another underrated movie. You ever seen that 00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:59.220 thing you do? You know? I don't know why I love 00:26:59.220 --> 00:27:02.039 that movie so much. But you know that scene. 00:27:02.180 --> 00:27:06.059 I think one of the best underrated movies from 00:27:06.059 --> 00:27:11.880 the 90s and web is Go. That movie Go? Exciting. 00:27:12.190 --> 00:27:16.809 Remind me. Uh, it had, um, uh, what's her name? 00:27:18.029 --> 00:27:19.769 I'm blanking on her name all of a sudden now. 00:27:20.029 --> 00:27:23.029 I had it in my head, too. The chick, uh, uh, 00:27:23.029 --> 00:27:27.970 she married Tom Cruise. Oh. Hi. I'm trying to 00:27:27.970 --> 00:27:30.950 fall in love with you. No, uh, similar look, 00:27:31.349 --> 00:27:34.869 though. Best friends. Anyway, they work in a 00:27:34.869 --> 00:27:37.869 place and they, uh, they sell. What? They're 00:27:37.869 --> 00:27:40.599 going to a rave. and they get some fake pills 00:27:40.599 --> 00:27:42.720 to sell, and they think the cops are coming after 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:45.519 them. It's a whole thing. That's a great movie. 00:27:46.779 --> 00:27:49.380 You gotta watch it. A lot of people you'd recognize. 00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:55.559 You know, there's certain movies that, if you 00:27:55.559 --> 00:28:00.299 were like, hey, it's a lecture. Someone just 00:28:00.299 --> 00:28:02.720 came from the past, they were unfrozen or something, 00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:04.680 and you're like, I've never seen a 90s movie. 00:28:05.180 --> 00:28:07.789 Tell me what... What movie, like, what represents 00:28:07.789 --> 00:28:10.589 the 90s? Pulp Fiction. That's a great answer. 00:28:11.630 --> 00:28:14.529 Empire Records. Empire Records is my favorite 00:28:14.529 --> 00:28:16.670 movie of all time. Dazed and Confused. Dazed 00:28:16.670 --> 00:28:19.509 and Confused is very high up there as well. That's 00:28:19.509 --> 00:28:22.029 not really a... It's about the 70s, so I don't 00:28:22.029 --> 00:28:25.049 know if I would call it a classic night, you 00:28:25.049 --> 00:28:28.009 know what I mean? But... Dazed and Confused, 00:28:28.029 --> 00:28:30.630 I watched that. So will multiple times a year 00:28:30.630 --> 00:28:33.029 still. I'm glad you like Empire Records. I wanna 00:28:33.029 --> 00:28:35.589 live in that, man. You're dazing confused? Me 00:28:35.589 --> 00:28:37.589 too. Yeah, I just, I just... Every time I watch 00:28:37.589 --> 00:28:38.970 it, I think. I want to be there in the 70s. I 00:28:38.970 --> 00:28:40.329 want to be at that party. I want to go to that 00:28:40.329 --> 00:28:43.269 party. Me too. The one out in the... Just fucking 00:28:43.269 --> 00:28:45.630 chill. Where they're on the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:28:46.210 --> 00:28:48.130 It's so funny you say that. Party at the Moon 00:28:48.130 --> 00:28:54.730 Tower. And I want to get paddled by Matthew McConaughey. 00:28:57.150 --> 00:29:00.809 All right, all right, all right. That was improv. 00:29:00.890 --> 00:29:04.160 That's where it came from. To this day, it's 00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:05.960 this most classic line after people don't even 00:29:05.960 --> 00:29:07.619 know where the fuck it came from. You ever hear 00:29:07.619 --> 00:29:10.460 that joke? How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's 00:29:10.460 --> 00:29:13.099 house? What, like, all rights, all rights, all 00:29:13.099 --> 00:29:18.599 rights? It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's 00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:20.400 a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. 00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:20.400 It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad 00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:20.420 joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:20.420 a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:20.420 It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:20.420 joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:20.420 a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. 00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:21.259 It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad 00:29:21.259 --> 00:29:22.980 joke. It's a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It's 00:29:22.980 --> 00:29:33.210 a dad joke. It's a dad joke. It Want to talk 00:29:33.210 --> 00:29:34.930 about a grammar movie? You can make fun of me. 00:29:36.410 --> 00:29:41.589 Okay. Nope. Fried green tomatoes. Alright. One 00:29:41.589 --> 00:29:45.750 of my favorite movies ever. Love it. I feel like 00:29:45.750 --> 00:29:47.950 it's... I don't think I saw it. It'd be like 00:29:47.950 --> 00:29:53.289 Forrest Gump's sister. 20 years ago. Phenomenal. 00:29:54.869 --> 00:30:00.190 Thanks, 96. Forrest Gump has been on one of the 00:30:00.190 --> 00:30:04.549 channels lately. And it's just such a fucking 00:30:04.549 --> 00:30:07.009 classic movie. My favorite of all time, I think. 00:30:07.210 --> 00:30:10.109 It's also so long that no matter what point it's 00:30:10.109 --> 00:30:12.890 on, when you flip it on the TV, you just watch 00:30:12.890 --> 00:30:15.630 it for about a half hour and go on with your 00:30:15.630 --> 00:30:18.490 day. When I was growing up, I just thought Forrest 00:30:18.490 --> 00:30:21.609 was like a really original guy who clearly didn't 00:30:21.609 --> 00:30:25.349 have all the lights on. Light and... I'm starting 00:30:25.349 --> 00:30:27.690 to realize now with all the awareness, was he 00:30:27.690 --> 00:30:31.549 autistic? Is that what that is? Don't worry, 00:30:31.569 --> 00:30:33.430 we can edit this out. I genuinely can't tell 00:30:33.430 --> 00:30:38.309 if he's joking or not. No, I'm asking. He's kind 00:30:38.309 --> 00:30:43.390 of like me. Is he like me? With his head turns? 00:30:44.009 --> 00:30:48.890 He's turned. I don't know. The sun was up a little 00:30:48.890 --> 00:30:52.730 for us. You ever have the urge to get a boat, 00:30:53.009 --> 00:31:02.339 buddy? Yes, I'll ask him to boat. Rainbow Alabama! 00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:13.380 Dude had it figured out. Ain't that? What are 00:31:13.380 --> 00:31:17.480 your guys' opinions on Adam Sandlin? I love him. 00:31:18.259 --> 00:31:31.529 I love... I love SNL. And late 90s, early 2000s 00:31:31.529 --> 00:31:35.910 Sandler movies. After that, still a fan, always 00:31:35.910 --> 00:31:39.809 will support, but just a lot of oversaturation 00:31:39.809 --> 00:31:42.269 of OK movies. I feel like that's a good way to 00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:44.450 describe it. You know what I mean? I don't hate 00:31:44.450 --> 00:31:46.670 his movies. I like him, but at the same, yeah. 00:31:47.210 --> 00:31:49.910 Back in the day, I was thinking about this the 00:31:49.910 --> 00:31:52.529 other day. Do you want to ask me why? I think 00:31:52.529 --> 00:31:57.109 I saw a TikTok video of him just go to a deli 00:31:57.109 --> 00:32:01.269 or some shit. And people are like, oh my god, 00:32:01.349 --> 00:32:03.789 it's Adam Sandler. Like, what would you do? My 00:32:03.789 --> 00:32:05.190 thought, I don't know if I could play this at 00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:08.089 school, my thought is I wouldn't make a big deal 00:32:08.089 --> 00:32:10.049 or even necessarily acknowledge that I knew who 00:32:10.049 --> 00:32:12.910 he was. But I'd quote one of the most obscure 00:32:12.910 --> 00:32:14.690 fucking references from him that I could think 00:32:14.690 --> 00:32:17.970 of. Please do. And I'm thinking like, you know, 00:32:17.970 --> 00:32:20.750 if he walked in here right now, I might have 00:32:20.750 --> 00:32:22.589 to go with some old like comedy album stuff, 00:32:22.829 --> 00:32:25.930 like some, some like the go. Forget the movies. 00:32:28.119 --> 00:32:31.000 Come closer, I cannot see you. That's where I, 00:32:31.140 --> 00:32:34.180 you know, whoa! Do I want to go with you to the 00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:35.980 Ragoo Festival? No, I want to sit on the fucking 00:32:35.980 --> 00:32:39.039 platform. The Ragoo Festival, yeah. See, that's 00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:42.940 - Adam Sandler's two comedy albums are probably 00:32:42.940 --> 00:32:46.400 65 % of the reason I even started doing comedy. 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.400 My neighbors don't. They were a huge influence 00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:52.279 on me. Yeah. Fatty Arbuckle, The Buffoon. Come 00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.960 on. The Go, obviously. Yeah. If you don't know 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:58.859 that, look it up. Such great stuff. It was my 00:32:58.859 --> 00:33:01.220 thought. Movies -wise, I agree with you too, 00:33:01.299 --> 00:33:03.000 though. The old ones, there's some classic. Billy 00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.799 Madison. It's always a classic. Billy Madison. 00:33:05.940 --> 00:33:08.259 I'll even throw Deeds in there. Mr. Deeds, I 00:33:08.259 --> 00:33:10.839 enjoy. No, it's a good one. But right after that, 00:33:10.900 --> 00:33:12.460 it just started. And it's not that they were 00:33:12.460 --> 00:33:14.480 bad. Because I haven't even seen most of them. 00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.539 It's just oversaturation. Same cast. All his 00:33:18.539 --> 00:33:22.799 buddies. Which is great. Hats off to him. He 00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:25.000 could never do anything ever again. And he's 00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:27.319 like, wow. Yeah. I'll just make the same movie 00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:29.220 over and over again so my buddy's gonna have 00:33:29.220 --> 00:33:31.960 a good paycheck. Yeah. And I respect that. Hats 00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:33.680 off to him, you know? But like Jim Carrey, who's 00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:35.960 like another one of my idols, he might not have 00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:37.640 as many movies as Ceylon Laird, but every one 00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:39.359 that he's been in, for the most part, has been 00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:39.980 absolutely quality. Yeah, but he doesn't even 00:33:39.980 --> 00:33:42.099 want to work anymore. He's like, I'm not doing 00:33:42.099 --> 00:33:43.480 anything anymore. He doesn't need to. You know, 00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:45.900 Ceylon Laird's got his whole, like, almost subtle 00:33:45.900 --> 00:33:47.440 reminds me of Howard Stern a little bit. He's 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:49.440 like, I wouldn't mind retiring, but then what 00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.220 the fuck all these guys do? Ooh. You know? Private 00:33:52.220 --> 00:33:54.000 Parts, another one of my favorite movies. That's 00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:59.839 fantastic. That is a great movie. Great. Um... 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:06.619 Yeah, Sandler's... Sandler's amazing. You should 00:34:06.619 --> 00:34:08.440 tell people The Private Parts is a documentary 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:16.099 so they watch it in school. That's smart. You 00:34:16.099 --> 00:34:21.539 know... What's up? Man on the Moon and the Hoffman 00:34:21.539 --> 00:34:27.289 story. That was the first time that I had ever 00:34:27.289 --> 00:34:33.250 watched a movie where the actor played the character 00:34:33.250 --> 00:34:37.289 so perfect that I actually forgot it was Jim 00:34:37.289 --> 00:34:40.409 Carrey halfway through and had to go, Oh my God, 00:34:40.409 --> 00:34:44.130 that's Jim Carrey. That's not Andy Kaufman. He 00:34:44.130 --> 00:34:47.710 was, well, if you want, there's actually a documentary. 00:34:47.809 --> 00:34:51.050 Isn't the running thing that Andy Kaufman never 00:34:51.050 --> 00:34:53.760 died and he's just... Here we go, conspiracies. 00:34:53.940 --> 00:34:57.340 Cosplaying as some other person right now. But 00:34:57.340 --> 00:35:00.039 there's also a theory that, you know, fucking 00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.239 Elvis and Whitney Houston are on an island with 00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:04.639 Tupac somewhere. I mean, come on. When's somebody 00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.920 gonna do that? Like, for real? Fake their death? 00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:10.380 Yeah. It's getting harder and harder. Come back 00:35:10.380 --> 00:35:15.119 a decade later. There's a thing going on in Syracuse 00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:19.539 right now. There is. Where they're saying, if 00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:23.010 you look it up at Syracuse .com... They're saying 00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:25.829 that more than a theory, they may have proof 00:35:25.829 --> 00:35:28.130 that Jim Morrison is not only alive, but he's 00:35:28.130 --> 00:35:30.789 been living in Syracuse under the name Frank. 00:35:32.369 --> 00:35:34.110 So the fact that they have a first name leads 00:35:34.110 --> 00:35:36.610 me to believe they have a last name, right? I 00:35:36.610 --> 00:35:39.429 mean... If somebody has this Frank Morrison, 00:35:39.769 --> 00:35:42.610 if it is a mildly legitimate theory... Any help? 00:35:43.329 --> 00:35:45.190 They have more than just Frank, and they know 00:35:45.190 --> 00:35:47.829 who this person is, right? You can't say he's 00:35:47.829 --> 00:35:51.130 living as without knowing who this Frank is. 00:35:51.989 --> 00:35:56.769 Unless the thing is so where is this? Supposedly 00:35:56.769 --> 00:36:00.110 Jim Morrison or real Jim Morrison. Yeah, we haven't 00:36:00.110 --> 00:36:02.530 done a bit on it yet because we're still exploring 00:36:02.530 --> 00:36:04.869 He wasn't that Wayne's World movie after his 00:36:04.869 --> 00:36:07.570 death. He was all right, right, right? Yeah, 00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:12.650 I mean didn't I hear they think he was like a 00:36:12.650 --> 00:36:15.469 maintenance man or janitor That's what he's been 00:36:15.469 --> 00:36:17.630 doing. I'm just like if you're Jim Morrison and 00:36:17.630 --> 00:36:20.920 you're gonna You're gonna fake your death and 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:24.039 go to Syracuse, New York, it would be Frank. 00:36:25.139 --> 00:36:28.079 That's the job you're gonna... I guess it's unassuming. 00:36:28.219 --> 00:36:32.500 That's what happened in Joe Dirk. Puts the lotion 00:36:32.500 --> 00:36:34.280 on. Talking to my friend all wrong, it's the 00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.199 wrong tone. Do it again, stabbing the face with 00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:41.920 a soldering iron. God, I love Christopher Walken. 00:36:42.059 --> 00:36:44.219 He's so great. Christopher Walken. Remember, 00:36:44.260 --> 00:36:46.039 he was in witness protection and he was a fucking 00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:49.349 janitor. Could happen. You're right. Could be 00:36:49.349 --> 00:36:51.389 what Frank is up to. Could be what Frank is up 00:36:51.389 --> 00:36:55.070 to. What if he's a janitor in a local school 00:36:55.070 --> 00:36:57.969 and he secretly taught some kids how to play 00:36:57.969 --> 00:37:02.090 guitar? We gotta find those kids. What if it 00:37:02.090 --> 00:37:06.750 becomes a Hallmark movie? That'll suck. I came 00:37:06.750 --> 00:37:11.110 to find out that did old Frank the janitor? Actually 00:37:11.110 --> 00:37:17.400 Jim Morrison. Show me the way to the next whiskey 00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.860 bar actually whiskey bar privately trained Post 00:37:20.860 --> 00:37:24.079 Malone when he was a kid here in Syracuse Yeah, 00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:26.820 I believe that and that's that's why we have 00:37:26.820 --> 00:37:29.920 posty is because Jim Morrison is secretly living 00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:35.440 in Syracuse. I mean maybe I'm just saying I'm 00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:39.480 just saying ain't nobody proved it wrong I've 00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:43.570 never been anywhere Where there's a bar called, 00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:46.130 you know, a whiskey bar. Al's Wine and Whiskey 00:37:46.130 --> 00:37:48.369 Bar. Show me the way. That's around the corner. 00:37:48.829 --> 00:37:51.369 Whiskey bar, I know. My favorite bars in the 00:37:51.369 --> 00:37:53.869 world. I don't want to stretch out this Monday. 00:37:54.010 --> 00:37:55.389 We're gonna go day drinking or you don't drink. 00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:59.050 Day more. Day smoking. You can drive. Cheers. 00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:05.190 Still fun. Danny and Al get to snooker for dinner 00:38:05.190 --> 00:38:07.150 time. How about that? There you go. Let's go. 00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:12.849 You guys can hold the camera. What are the gimbals 00:38:12.849 --> 00:38:18.530 for? Look how straight the video is. Never know. 00:38:20.690 --> 00:38:26.670 That's a great tool. I really ate that fast. 00:38:26.909 --> 00:38:30.989 Then again, yours is a large plate. I got 80 00:38:30.989 --> 00:38:32.610 ,000 calories I'm trying to consume right here, 00:38:32.769 --> 00:38:38.909 Mike. I get 79 ,000. I love me some progies. 00:38:39.190 --> 00:38:43.869 I gotta eat anything with progies. And, you know, 00:38:44.090 --> 00:38:46.869 french fries and gravy. Going over the border, 00:38:46.969 --> 00:38:48.510 sir, for some french fries and gravy. Hey, how's 00:38:48.510 --> 00:38:52.389 your dirty bird? So good. Yeah? It looks like, 00:38:53.349 --> 00:39:00.849 looks good. Anything with pickles. Pickles are 00:39:00.849 --> 00:39:04.789 all the rage. Dude. There was a time out on the 00:39:04.789 --> 00:39:08.010 dough where I was eating a jar of pickles a week. 00:39:08.610 --> 00:39:14.210 Slum it. Vlasic though. It's got to be Vlasic 00:39:14.210 --> 00:39:20.769 for me. Vlasic or nothing. You really, uh, lit 00:39:20.769 --> 00:39:24.949 a whooping to that salad, huh? I don't want no 00:39:24.949 --> 00:39:27.670 fucking salad. I'm a fucking real man. Like a 00:39:27.670 --> 00:39:31.449 bitch. My burger. Without my gluten. What am 00:39:31.449 --> 00:39:35.010 I, a libtard? Can't eat gluten. Am I getting 00:39:35.010 --> 00:39:41.170 gas? The thing is, I'm gluten. sensitive or maybe 00:39:41.170 --> 00:39:44.710 even gluten -allergic. I still can't, it doesn't 00:39:44.710 --> 00:39:47.110 make it, not enough to be sick over it. Just 00:39:47.110 --> 00:39:49.789 maybe a little nauseous and my stomach just, 00:39:50.429 --> 00:39:53.429 like I could eat a crumb that has gluten in it 00:39:53.429 --> 00:39:55.909 and all of a sudden my stomach goes boom, you're 00:39:55.909 --> 00:39:59.869 pregnant. So that must be my problem. Thank you. 00:39:59.869 --> 00:40:02.530 Thank you so much. You all set? I'm all set. 00:40:02.590 --> 00:40:04.789 I'm still picking a little bit, but thank you 00:40:04.789 --> 00:40:07.849 very much. Take the eyeliner. Sure. Thank you. 00:40:10.150 --> 00:40:12.969 Not sure. I didn't want to see a dessert neither. 00:40:14.050 --> 00:40:17.170 Desserts, fellas? None. Thank you. Another Pepsi? 00:40:17.429 --> 00:40:19.750 No, I'm good. Thank you so much. Good. Thank 00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:22.989 you, though. When I'm at home, though, I have 00:40:22.989 --> 00:40:25.869 to eat chocolate right after I eat a meal. What? 00:40:26.269 --> 00:40:30.650 Yeah. Sweet tooth, baby. Oreos are my go -to. 00:40:32.550 --> 00:40:35.250 Regular Oreos are double stuff. Preferably double? 00:40:35.610 --> 00:40:39.670 Yeah. You have not lived. until you have dunked 00:40:39.670 --> 00:40:44.909 your Oreos in coffee. Dude, you can look at me 00:40:44.909 --> 00:40:47.130 sideways all you want. You try it and you call 00:40:47.130 --> 00:40:51.449 me after. And if you're able to speak on my erection 00:40:51.449 --> 00:40:54.690 so large, I'll be very surprised. I don't even 00:40:54.690 --> 00:40:58.050 like dunking them in milk is weird to me. Extinguish. 00:40:58.750 --> 00:41:02.269 I don't want a soggy cookie. Coffee? A guy that'll 00:41:02.269 --> 00:41:04.849 eat duck wings, but he won't eat... I don't want 00:41:04.849 --> 00:41:07.869 a soggy cookie. It's the texture. Oh, see my 00:41:07.869 --> 00:41:10.550 wife's a texture. Torsing. It's weird. I don't 00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:12.710 like celery in my tuna fish not because I don't 00:41:12.710 --> 00:41:14.269 like celery because I don't like something crunchy 00:41:14.269 --> 00:41:16.369 with something soft. I'll eat a gravy covered 00:41:16.369 --> 00:41:20.730 soggy fry. Don't want my Oreos that way. That's 00:41:20.730 --> 00:41:23.130 fair. I feel like soggy Oreos are going stale. 00:41:23.869 --> 00:41:26.909 In coffee it's very fast too because it's hot 00:41:26.909 --> 00:41:29.590 so you just quick dunk. It's all you need. In 00:41:29.590 --> 00:41:32.809 milk there's a very specific time frame to get 00:41:32.809 --> 00:41:36.900 the perfect. But you would know. Now see, I can 00:41:36.900 --> 00:41:38.780 understand why it would be good with coffee. 00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:42.039 I mean, it's really just more of a same type 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:45.699 of bean, you know? Well, sure. I can see it enhancing. 00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:48.460 Coffee flavored candies I've had before, it could 00:41:48.460 --> 00:41:50.480 be really good. The thing is, it doesn't even 00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:52.519 give it a coffee flavor. I just, I don't even 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.699 know what it does. So it's just like, it's like 00:41:55.699 --> 00:41:59.679 a thousand angels saying, try these a little. 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.860 We're here at the hop spot. The hop spot. I built 00:42:06.860 --> 00:42:10.119 my own burger and got a side salad. And if I 00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:11.840 was going to rate it, I would give it a solid 00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:14.780 7 out of 10. I'd give it a 7 out of 10. Part 00:42:14.780 --> 00:42:17.119 of that's my fault. I got the gluten -free bondage. 00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:19.440 See, when you say build your own, you're really 00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:21.219 responsible for that score yourself. That's correct. 00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:25.380 I had the poutine, the Big Lebowski poutine. 00:42:25.619 --> 00:42:27.840 You ever seen that movie? Oh, hell yes. All right, 00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:32.860 see? I fucking hate the Eagles, man. Phenomenal. 00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:36.989 It was great. I'm full. I haven't exploded, which 00:42:36.989 --> 00:42:39.469 is a positive. Yeah, I'm glad. We will definitely 00:42:39.469 --> 00:42:41.909 be here to eat more of this. Absolutely. Yeah. 00:42:41.969 --> 00:42:44.030 And I'm a sucker for exposed brick because this 00:42:44.030 --> 00:42:46.170 is all exposed. It is. It's gorgeous here. It's 00:42:46.170 --> 00:42:50.889 real. Yeah. Alright. We had fun. Peace out.