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Welcome to the 1920s dating experience. It's

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my house and I am the lovely Dr. Bar. Hi Dr.

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Bar. This is the dating season girls and this

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is the time of year, when we have a special edition.

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We have five girls! We have Darlene,

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Mary-Ann, Isabella, Isabel and Melissa. Today's

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attribution is the pitfalls of dating. This will

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be a little group session and of course we will

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have our Darlin, James to sit in and listen

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to us as usual. Welcome James. Hi boy...! This Global

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Political Party, special that we're doing dating

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in the 1920s. Tt is springtime and we are

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preparing one and all to find that special someone

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for marriage right ,Girls! who is a ….!who is

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a barfly? A barfly is a person that goes to the

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bar to pick up a friend for rough tough and dirty

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sex! that is the definition of a BARFLY! Girl, we are trying to put together the

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pitfalls of spring and the nuances of dating

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what we should look for. We are going to speak

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from the chair of a GIRL! so we're asking the

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ladies to become aware of barflies.

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These are married men or men with mummy issues.

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You will see them in the nightclub. They sit

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like a lone ranger on a bar stool. They are

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best friends with the bartender. They are looking

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for their next victim. They will approach. They

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will apply you with alcohol. They will tell you

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how you are so gorgeous. They will buy you foo. They

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will never ask your name because they can't. they are

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married, they do not want to go home having this

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name in their mouth so. they will invite you

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to some five -star hotel. They will even take you

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shopping in the hotel gallery. They

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can arrange for the opening of the Hotel Shopping Gallery. because they know the hotel

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manager very well. You can shop until you drop.

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The next morning at eight when you wake

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up! They are gone of course you got to keep everything

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from the night.  You'll never see him

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again. Everything is paid for. You can go have

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breakfast, you can have the room until you have

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to leave. YOU HAVE BEEN BARFIED! Yes....!Yes. Stay

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away from... men that would do this. When a man

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wants you, if you meet in these circumstances,

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like in a nightclub or a bar, they will give

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you their telephone number and said, when you're

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free, please call me. They will not buy you a

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drink. They'll buy you anything. You'll never

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see them again. That is an ALPHA MALE. He is single

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 that is the guy you need. Not the barfly this

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guy is evil, he is waiting to have rough..! tough..!

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and dirty sex. right stay away from barflies. During

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these dating season Girls! We have asked the

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experts, yes, We asked James,  We asked grandpa,

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We asked all the men, his friends, and they all

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agreed that this is the profile of a married

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man or a man that is looking for a replacement for his mother.

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Yeah! I hope that is informative. This is very

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important. It's coming up to the beginning of

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the dating season, which is springtime. We have three

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months. It's a very short window. We don't have

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time to waste with barflies. OK, Girls? Dating

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is hardcore and brutal. And the fox that has.

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the shiniest teeth will get the best bite. Dating is 

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brutal! Dating is a jungle and the reward when we

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move in for the kill the reward is just amazing.

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Remember girls! we have to utilize our time or

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energy. We have to all the time work with

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the cards we are given. We must live in the present.

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 Please! During this dating season, we do not

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wish to have any kind of engagement with a married

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man nor a mother's wuss. This is a guy that is looking

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for his mother or looking for someone to replace

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his mother. We are looking for an ALPHA MALE

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We are looking for a husband. We do not have

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time to play games with our own life because

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then... It gets brutal and it gets sad.

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I hope this will guide us in general

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as we go in search or wait for our husband to

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arrive. Yeah!  Grandpa said. A lady

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should wait for her husband to arrive. In the

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meantime, we know the rules. A lady must be shiny,

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sparkling shiny. Right, James? Right, boy? Hey,

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James...! we know the rules. Mary-Anne, Melissa,

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Darlene, Isabel and Isabella. Ladies are always

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supposed to be... shiny, sparkling shiny. Right

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James? Who is a barfly? A barfly is a person

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that goes to the bar to pick up a friend for

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rough...!, tough...! and dirty sex. I am Dr. Bar. We be again!
