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Sorry, everyone. I've been lying to you this whole time. Actually getting into Ivy Leagues

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is super easy. I have the secret formula and it's not really a secret and I've just been

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withholding it from you. But here we go. The 10 steps to getting into every competitive

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college.

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Okay, so here we go. So in just to start off, I think I need to put a little disclaimer

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here. I'm going to be telling you all of these secrets to getting into the most competitive

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schools. These are, in my opinion, actually true, but it's just my opinion. And also,

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there's going to be a lot of, how do I say this, attitude coming from my end. This is

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all meant to be in good fun, but it might be a depressing kind of fun given that these

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probably are very much true, at least based on the data that I have access to.

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Okay, so here we go. How to get into the most competitive schools. Step one, before you're

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even born, make sure that your parents are somebody extremely influential, iconic figures

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in the community, in the world, ideally Supreme Court justice or the president. And also make

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sure that they are super rich and are one of the most influential people having vast

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social networks with the most wealthy and powerful people in the world. If your parents

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aren't that, your parents are already failing you and putting you behind all the other people

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who are trying to get into these elite colleges.

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Number two, ideally your parents, you have both parents around and invested into your

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education. They're ideally in a healthy, emotionally healthy relationship with both themselves

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and with their partner, and they love you very, very much. They're also not violent

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and they're also not engaging in abusive behavior of any kind towards you or towards anyone

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else around them. They just are straight up good people who have a great moral compass.

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Ideally this will be to your benefit. Okay, number three, let's see, make sure that you

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don't have any major medical issues, at least not anything that will hinder your learning

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or your ability to contribute to society. Ideally you're not a premature baby and you

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were born sometime between September 2nd to December 2nd, at least in California, because

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that way you'll be one of the oldest students in the class. That gives you a huge advantage

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from the very beginning. Most likely you'll be further along in your development than

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the other kids and you'll get into these pre-K or TK programs and just completely dominate

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the other students just because the few months make a big difference in your ability to just

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have learned more.

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All right, number four, let's see, you got to experience the world and starting from

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very early age, your parents exposed you to a whole lot of stuff. You took trips abroad,

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right? You got to experience Spain in the summer. You went to Aspen in the winter. You

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just got to experience a lot of different things. Maybe you went and did some internship

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with Gordon Ramsay. Your parents somehow are able to hook that up and these are wonderful

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experiences so that you could really discover yourself, learn about yourself. Okay? All

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right, number five, attend a feeder school. Ideally, it'll be Phillips Andover, Harvard

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Wesley, one of these feeder schools to the Ivy Leagues. There might be a huge cost, but

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who cares? Because you already got the advantage that you needed so your parents are rich and

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they have the money to afford the tuition. If you're one of the few lucky people to get

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a scholarship at one of these places, well, you just won the lottery, one in a million.

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Make sure you don't screw it up. Try to be in the top 5% of your class, okay?

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All right, number six, make sure to take up an obscure sport, an obscure sport that really

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only wealthy white people play. So this will be things like squash, polo, golf, fencing,

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rowing. A lot of wealthy Asians have started taking up on these sports as well because

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they realized this is the place to make a lot of good business deals and this is the

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way to actually give yourself an advantage going into an Ivy League. Because Ivy League

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is not going to really be big on the football program. No, they're going to be big on their

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polo program. They're going to be big on their fencing program, right? That's who they're

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going to recruit in their sports that they actually participate in. Okay, number seven,

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make sure to get tutors and coaches for everything imaginable and make sure it's from a true

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professional, right? So that means that you're getting actual PhDs, professors teaching and

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helping you with your math. You know, it overlaps a lot with going to a feeder school. Most

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likely at one of these feeder schools, you probably have PhDs teaching you already anyways.

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So you know, it's like you're getting a college education pretty early, which is really nice.

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Definitely prepares you for the college life, right? Okay, number eight. Ooh, yes, make

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sure you work hard, but make sure you work hard with the guidance of counselors, advisors,

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and administrators helping you every single step of the way, making sure you're doing

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the right thing in the right way to the right degree and making sure that they're looking

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out for your future, right? So make sure you work hard, but do so with this guidance, right?

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Don't just try to do it on your own, right? Don't just try to figure it out on your own,

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okay? Number nine, make sure your parents donate millions of dollars to your dream school

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or schools if they have, you know, ideally they have the wealth for it, right? So, you

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know, make sure they donate millions of dollars, you know, like even if they say there's no

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donor preference, the name could go a long way. So make sure your parents do that. If

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they skip out on this, you could throw a tantrum and make sure that they understand the importance

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of the donation part here to help you get into one of these dream schools, okay? And

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number 10, hire professionals to craft your college application and make sure you get

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the good ones, right? The ones that will cost you upwards of, you know, 10 to $20,000 for

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that assistance. In fact, ideally you would hire several of them, right? And you know

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that they're professionals because they were the ones selecting for the Ivy Leagues at

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some point. They were probably a dean at one of these schools at some point. And then so

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that's part of the reason that they're probably so expensive. They only take on like, you

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know, 10 to 20 students a year, okay? So just make sure to do all of these things, you know,

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not too difficult. I only give you a list of 10 things to do, okay? Do those 10 things

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and that'll be a surefire way to make sure that you have the best possible chance of

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getting into the most elite of colleges. So good luck to you. Easy as pie, right?