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Tire Tuesday.

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Hope you're all doing well.

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You know what time it is.

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My favorite time of the week.

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The time I get to go ahead and just rant about whatever it is I feel like.

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I hope you've been finding this entertaining.

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Please do not take it seriously.

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Don't try to get me into trouble.

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It's just my opinions and however I'm feeling.

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Usually just at the moment.

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Sometimes my feelings will change.

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Who knows?

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But today I want to talk about two things that really do not go together.

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Okay.

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I don't give a fuck if you agree with me or not.

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But these two things just should never go together.

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Okay.

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It should never be combined.

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And that's strawberry and dairy products.

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All right.

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I don't care whether it's strawberry yogurt, strawberry ice cream, strawberry shake, or

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any version of strawberry blended with any dairy product.

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That shit is disgusting.

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I do not understand why it even exists and why people eat it.

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They have it on the shelves at the grocery store.

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So I'm guessing that somebody's buying this, but I don't know who you are.

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That thing, that just combination is the most disgusting thing that exists in our human

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history.

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Okay.

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Let me explain something to you.

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Okay.

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In detail, if you really want to understand my position on this, you know, like the actual

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nuance of it, I do not have a problem with strawberry when it is dipped in chocolate,

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which has, you know, dairy products in there.

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I'm assuming if it's milk chocolate anyways.

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Okay.

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I have no problem with you putting like whipped cream on strawberries.

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Okay.

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Those are all fine.

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But something happens in the process of strawberry and dairy getting all blended together.

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Right.

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Just smoothied out and then being shoved down somebody's throat.

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It is absolutely gross.

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What is with that flavor combination?

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It does not make any sense to me at all.

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It's to me every time I have it, it is so disgusting that I will actually spit whatever

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is in my mouth.

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I'll just spit it right out.

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Okay.

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I will spit it out.

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I feel sick to my stomach.

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Okay.

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It's just that gross.

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Right.

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And I know that I'm not the only one.

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Do you know how I know I'm not the only one?

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You know, you know, I don't know if I recently went to the grocery store to the ice cream

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section to see because, you know, to see if it actually existed.

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You know, there are times when I want to get like, you know, vanilla ice cream, but then

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somebody else wants some chocolate and then somebody else wants strawberry.

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That person who I will just automatically hate.

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Right.

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But, you know, Neapolitan ice cream, that's one way to go ahead and get all three flavors.

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Right.

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I went to the grocery store recently and I was looking down the ice cream aisle, right,

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looking through all the different flavors and guess what?

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It didn't exist.

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But you know what it did exist?

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What did exist was a half vanilla and half chocolate.

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Do you know why that probably came to be?

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It's probably because of an experience I had a lot as a kid, which is my parents used to

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buy the three flavored ice cream and bring it home.

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Right.

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And the same thing would happen every, every damn time, which is we'd eat all of the vanilla,

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all the chocolate.

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And the only thing that was left was the middle ice cream, the strawberry.

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Nobody ate it.

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Nobody would eat it.

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Nobody wanted it.

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Why did it exist?

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Why was it there?

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Nobody wanted it because it's nasty.

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It's absolutely nasty.

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OK.

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Now, my mom was cheap and she really did not like the idea of wasting anything.

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So she will go ahead and eat whatever the taste doesn't matter.

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But nobody actually wanted to eat it.

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Nobody actually wanted any of that strawberry ice cream.

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It was gross.

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It was gross.

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So I don't know what your taste buds tell you, but you know, this is just my my personal

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perspective.

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OK.

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OK.

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Just because you like it doesn't mean it's actually good.

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It tastes good to you, but objectively speaking, it could still be ass.

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All right.

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And strawberry ice cream is just that.

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It is nasty.

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It is like eating dirt off the ground.

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It is the most disgusting flavor ever known to human beings.

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OK.

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Nobody should ever be eating any of these strawberry dairy combination of anything.

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All right.

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And if you do, you're a sociopath.

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Something wrong with you.

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OK.

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Your taste buds are not working.

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You need to go ahead and get a check up.

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OK, because something is not working right in your body to make your body somehow tell

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you that this is something delicious and something worth eating.

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OK.

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All right.

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I really want to see the numbers because I'm really, really curious.

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Right.

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Like in and out.

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I want to go ask in and out somebody.

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Somebody has a data.

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Send it over to me.

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OK.

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Go go look up what you know, the sales of those ice cream shakes.

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All right.

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The milkshakes at a at a in and out.

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And then tell me.

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Right.

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What's the sell for vanilla versus chocolate versus strawberry?

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And if you are a genuine sociopath, you probably do some blend of all three, which is absolutely

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disgusting.

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I don't know why you would ever do that.

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OK.

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But somebody tell me, like the sales have got to be lower.

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Right.

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Like this is this can't just be me.

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This can't just be me.

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I can't think that like there's a large chunk of the population that just is absolutely

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in love with strawberry ice cream and strawberry dairy products.

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And I'm just like somehow like in the minority.

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I just I just refuse to believe it.

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If somebody shows me the data, I'll acknowledge it.

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But to be honest, I am skeptical and I would probably more likely just come up with conspiracy

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theories to explain it with the data because I just do not want to believe that that many

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people actually enjoy strawberry ice cream.

