Tire Tuesday.
Hope you're all doing well.
You know what time it is.
My favorite time of the week.
The time I get to go ahead and just rant about whatever it is I feel like.
I hope you've been finding this entertaining.
Please do not take it seriously.
Don't try to get me into trouble.
It's just my opinions and however I'm feeling.
Usually just at the moment.
Sometimes my feelings will change.
Who knows?
But today I want to talk about two things that really do not go together.
Okay.
I don't give a fuck if you agree with me or not.
But these two things just should never go together.
Okay.
It should never be combined.
And that's strawberry and dairy products.
All right.
I don't care whether it's strawberry yogurt, strawberry ice cream, strawberry shake, or
any version of strawberry blended with any dairy product.
That shit is disgusting.
I do not understand why it even exists and why people eat it.
They have it on the shelves at the grocery store.
So I'm guessing that somebody's buying this, but I don't know who you are.
That thing, that just combination is the most disgusting thing that exists in our human
history.
Okay.
Let me explain something to you.
Okay.
In detail, if you really want to understand my position on this, you know, like the actual
nuance of it, I do not have a problem with strawberry when it is dipped in chocolate,
which has, you know, dairy products in there.
I'm assuming if it's milk chocolate anyways.
Okay.
I have no problem with you putting like whipped cream on strawberries.
Okay.
Those are all fine.
But something happens in the process of strawberry and dairy getting all blended together.
Right.
Just smoothied out and then being shoved down somebody's throat.
It is absolutely gross.
What is with that flavor combination?
It does not make any sense to me at all.
Okay.
It's to me every time I have it, it is so disgusting that I will actually spit whatever
is in my mouth.
I'll just spit it right out.
Okay.
I will spit it out.
I feel sick to my stomach.
Okay.
It's just that gross.
Right.
And I know that I'm not the only one.
Do you know how I know I'm not the only one?
You know, you know, I don't know if I recently went to the grocery store to the ice cream
section to see because, you know, to see if it actually existed.
You know, there are times when I want to get like, you know, vanilla ice cream, but then
somebody else wants some chocolate and then somebody else wants strawberry.
That person who I will just automatically hate.
Right.
But, you know, Neapolitan ice cream, that's one way to go ahead and get all three flavors.
Right.
I went to the grocery store recently and I was looking down the ice cream aisle, right,
looking through all the different flavors and guess what?
It didn't exist.
But you know what it did exist?
What did exist was a half vanilla and half chocolate.
Do you know why that probably came to be?
It's probably because of an experience I had a lot as a kid, which is my parents used to
buy the three flavored ice cream and bring it home.
Right.
And the same thing would happen every, every damn time, which is we'd eat all of the vanilla,
all the chocolate.
And the only thing that was left was the middle ice cream, the strawberry.
Nobody ate it.
Nobody would eat it.
Nobody wanted it.
Why did it exist?
Why was it there?
Nobody wanted it because it's nasty.
It's absolutely nasty.
OK.
Now, my mom was cheap and she really did not like the idea of wasting anything.
So she will go ahead and eat whatever the taste doesn't matter.
But nobody actually wanted to eat it.
Nobody actually wanted any of that strawberry ice cream.
It was gross.
OK.
So I don't know what your taste buds tell you, but you know, this is just my my personal
perspective.
OK.
Just because you like it doesn't mean it's actually good.
It tastes good to you, but objectively speaking, it could still be ass.
All right.
And strawberry ice cream is just that.
It is nasty.
It is like eating dirt off the ground.
It is the most disgusting flavor ever known to human beings.
OK.
Nobody should ever be eating any of these strawberry dairy combination of anything.
All right.
And if you do, you're a sociopath.
Something wrong with you.
OK.
Your taste buds are not working.
You need to go ahead and get a check up.
OK, because something is not working right in your body to make your body somehow tell
you that this is something delicious and something worth eating.
OK.
All right.
I really want to see the numbers because I'm really, really curious.
Right.
Like in and out.
I want to go ask in and out somebody.
Somebody has a data.
Send it over to me.
OK.
Go go look up what you know, the sales of those ice cream shakes.
All right.
The milkshakes at a at a in and out.
And then tell me.
Right.
What's the sell for vanilla versus chocolate versus strawberry?
And if you are a genuine sociopath, you probably do some blend of all three, which is absolutely
disgusting.
I don't know why you would ever do that.
OK.
But somebody tell me, like the sales have got to be lower.
Right.
Like this is this can't just be me.
This can't just be me.
I can't think that like there's a large chunk of the population that just is absolutely
in love with strawberry ice cream and strawberry dairy products.
And I'm just like somehow like in the minority.
I just I just refuse to believe it.
If somebody shows me the data, I'll acknowledge it.
But to be honest, I am skeptical and I would probably more likely just come up with conspiracy
theories to explain it with the data because I just do not want to believe that that many
people actually enjoy strawberry ice cream.