From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is
Clint. You happy with that take? Yep. An arm
stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. I'm
keeping that. This instalment of Prevailing Strange
is what we like to call Rant and Sundry, where
we round out the week by touching on some of
the subjects that we've previously gone over
and follow wherever the tangents take us. Crimson
covered board shorts. Are you high right now?
Is that the problem? You're high. I was seeing
how close I could write words together without
making them not be legible. Right. Yeah. Pretty
close. Whole list here of... Keep one for the
kids. Or save one for yourself. Right. Keep one
for the kids. Okay. And get rid of one. Okay.
And we touched on this before. I touched on you.
The NeverEnding Story, Dark Crystal, and Labyrinth.
Okay. The Dark Crystal, NeverEnding Story, and
Labyrinth. The holy trinity of puppets and darkness
and fantasy and something we probably shouldn't
have watched as children. I'm going to kill the
Dark Crystal. I know. I'm going to keep Neverending
Story for my kids and I'm going to keep Labyrinth
for myself. Really? Yeah. I agree with you with
Neverending Story. I'd keep that for the kids.
I think that has a... Dark Crystal is great,
but the re -watchability of it, not so much,
where Labyrinth I still watch every so often.
See, I thought Never Ending Story kind of has
certain themes and things that kids could potentially
attach to, learn from, whatever, friendship and
hope and fighting the darkness. I would get rid
of Labyrinth. I would keep the Dark Crystal.
Yeah, right. Something about Dark Crystal I really
enjoyed. Those vulture creatures. You know what
it is for me? They call them the walkers, the
long, thin limbs. Yeah. It was dark. It was evil.
It was scary. Even when they're in the room and
it's got that big swirling, forget the name.
Dude, it's been so long since I watched The Dark
Crystal. Gorgeous. Jim Hansen, man, could do
no wrong back in the day. And the fact that it
was made for kids is wild. Like shit. It is wild,
man. Really not made for kids. Yeah. I mean,
even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was made for
kids and it's kind of weird to look at now. Like
you look at it. Dude, the 90s movie was a bit.
Bit out there. Yeah, kind of dark. They were
kind of unsettling, uncanny to look at. And all
I've got to say is, right, a bloke swinging a
katana at you and there's another guy throwing
scythes at you and there was no blood in that
movie. Yeah. There was no decapitations. I think
we need a rated R Lois Ronan movie and I want
to watch Mikey chopping people's heads off. Yeah.
Would clear my arse. Yeah, that would be great.
Dude. I don't know why they're fighting it so
much. The last thing that we heard was they're
not fighting it. They've just put it on the back
burner. Stop putting things on the back burner.
Just make it happen. Make it so. They've got
Strike While the Iron's Hot. That comic book
has just come out and it was a great novel. It
was such a good story. Strike While the Iron's
Hot. It's still hot in people's minds. People
are going to want to see it. Make it live action
for starters. and I don't even care for CGI.
Put him in a phone suit again. Yeah. Have you
seen the photos of them now? How they've rotted
away and stuff? Dude, horrific. It's like, and
they put that Back Rooms music in, like, oh,
oh. It's like, whoa. And the windows and the
door. Do you know he had a heart attack singing
that song? Probably. He deserved it. He should.
Tiny Tim. What a sick fuck. He should have. That
song is horrific. Yeah. I remember when I first
kind of heard it and they put it on like the
promo for a video or something like that. I don't
think I'd heard it before if I had it been erased
from my memory. I thought, oh, they've altered
this to make it creepy. No. That's the song.
That's how he sang it. They didn't even change
the pitch of the dude's voice. He looks like
a registered sex offender. Straight up. Speaking
of sex offenders. Oh, God, here we go. I watched
the documentary last weekend. Mm -hmm. Louis
Theroux into the menosphere. Oh, yeah, I've heard
of it. Holy Christ, dude. It was hilarious. Just
Louis Theroux didn't even say anything to these
little fragile people. And they're just talking
with their chest and he's just letting them bury
himself. Like, he's just like, oh, yeah, asking
a question. And they just run off. And it's like,
dude, you guys are the most pathetic humans I've
ever seen in my life. To the point where one
bloke, this H .S. Tiki -Togi, whatever his name
is. Still lives with his mum. Still lives with
his mummy. And he's like. And calls her mummy,
doesn't he? Yeah, calls her mummy. And he's like,
I don't want a juice bar, mummy. And then she's
like, clean up your mess. And he's like, yes,
mummy. And he's cleaning up his spilt milk on
the floor. And I'm like, dude, you are so pathetic.
And there's another bloke on social media right
now that's just copying him full on and just
rage baiting this dude. One of the funniest things
I've ever seen. Like he wears a stocking with
a receding hairline and he's like, I'm just a
tiki -toki. And he's like talking like this,
dribbling all down the front of himself, just
being a dead set pleb. And then old mate hates
his tiki -toki. He's reacting to it all. Hilarious.
He's such a loser. One of the funniest things
I've ever seen was him getting bent out of shape.
And just seeing all these, I'm an alpha male,
I've got heaps of money and all these bitches
all around me. And then they're just, they've
got nothing. They've got absolutely nothing.
Sad, pathetic men. Yeah, exactly. But just the
way they talk and I'm like, mate, and then someone
says something exact. There was someone on social
media that said word for word what he said to
a young lady. But he said it about old mate's
mum. And you should have seen him, man, just
raging off his head. And I'm like, dude, you
are pathetic. Just it's hilarious, man. And they're
out here trying to teach men. They're not. They're
trying to teach little boys how to pay them shit
tons of money because they're not going to get
ahead. Just incel -y garbage. Incel culture is
strong. Yeah, man. But they're all like, oh,
these guys are rich, these guys are rich. Yeah,
because you idiots are paying them money. That's
the only reason why they're getting rich, not
because of anything they're telling people or
anything that they've got to provide. It's just
they're selling morons like you. These stupid
little trade tips or how to be a man and you're
just failing at everything. It's sad. It really
is. Dad said, if my young bloke ever come home
and he goes, oh, Dad, I've been watching this
guy. Whack, backhand. You're what? I don't ever
hear you talk to anyone like that. I'll snort
you. Like, yeah, child abuse is cool when it
wants to be. So I stayed up pretty late last
night playing a game. I haven't played anything
online for a while. Holy dooly. Played Mortuary
Assistant for the first time. You're a dog. Where
was the invite? It's a single -player game. Was
it on Steam? No. What's it on? Oh, sorry, it
is on Steam, yeah. Where was the invite? It's
a single -player game. I could have been in the
Discord watching you play it. Yeah, I didn't
even think about that. Get better, mate. Come
on. I think you would shit playing this game.
We'll see. Because we're going to play it live
on stream for you guys when we get the studio
up and running. Yeah, dog. Like, I had goosebumps
at one point. It was good. Did you bum all pucker?
No. Why? It just doesn't happen for me. I don't
believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe
you don't get scared. I don't. Like, when something
scares people, I'm like, oh, that's... Cool.
You a psychopath? No. Have you murdered people?
I have not. Do you have a basement? No, I wish
I did, though. I'd love a basement. Yeah, it'd
be sick. We got one at shit. We're in one right
now. This isn't... This isn't really a basement.
This is a lower level. Yeah, we're not underground.
No, we want to be underground. Yeah. Brett? Can
we dig a big hole? Let's just dig a big hole
out of Brad's. Yeah, dig a hole, bury it. Yeah,
no one will know. Council can fly their drones
as much as they want. I'm going to see. Yeah,
it's a good little indie game. Basically you're
just working in a mortuary and you start off
and you do the whole kind of tutorial thing and
you're fixing up a dead body. Oops. No, they've
all got underwear on. You'd think they'd be naked,
but anyway. You've got to check this to go through
and you've got to go get all the bits and pieces
to kind of embalm and stuff like that. But I've
seen that part of it and then I've seen videos
of the stuff that scares people. But there's
this whole thing where, oh, mate, it's taught
you and you're having your first shift. He's
standing outside in the raincoat in the rain
talking to you on the phone because pretty much
I think it's like a portal where people get possessed.
You're getting possessed. So you've got to figure
out what demon is in this mortuary and there's
all these puzzles to kind of solve. You've got
to try and trap the demon in the right body and
burn it before you're possessed. I didn't get
it. I got possessed. No. It was quite good. No.
Headphones on and you got voices in the background
and you got to walk around with like this, it's
like a bit of parchment and it would burn in
your hand and when it burnt up, it would reveal
a symbol and you got to use that symbol to try
and guess the demon's name and yeah. And then
the lights go out and you got to try and. Find
your way around to the light switch and just
the doors on the cold things just dunk, dunk,
dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk until you go in
there. You can stop talking about it now. I quite
enjoyed it. Really? Yeah. I stayed up till midnight
playing it. I got up at five. Stayed up till
midnight. Yeah. Oh, you get up earlier. Yeah.
I went up my nose. From the inside. Have you
ever had food go up there before? Yeah. It's
the fucking worst, man. Have you ever had a skeddy?
What? Like skeddy? You cough and it goes out
your nose and you can go. No, I've never had
that. Really? Yeah. I can do it with a necklace
too. No. Like the amount of times I've had something,
I'd be like talking or something while I'm eating
and it goes up there and I go, just suck it back
and then I breathe in and I go, choke it out
and I end up with this. Tears and snot and stuff.
Oh, shit. It's no good. Give it a go. No. Get
a necklace. Man, no way. Like, nose hairs drive
me nuts. Like. Yeah. Here, dude, I'll twinge
it out and then my eyes will just go, water.
And I'll be like, what happened to you? And I'll
pull out a nose hair. Like, I'd rather get punched
in the nose than pull out a nose hair. I've been
punched in the nose. It's less of an inconvenience
than. A tickly nose hair. Now I'm fucking scratching
there because of you. I'm the same. I used to
love getting punched in the nose. It used to
be cool. This hair, though, you dick. Yeah, just
nose trimmer at least once a week. Get them all.
Get them all. I don't have a nose trimmer. It's
flat. And I don't know. The cable is a weird
cable, and I don't know where the cable's gone.
Oh, no. No, you need a nose trimmer. I just pulled
the nose hairs out. Oh, no. See, I'll get my
jollies. Look, there's one there right now. You
ready? It's worse. Oh, look at it. Oh, there
it is. Oh, I've got, there's three there. I'd
be tears and snot right now if I did that. You
want that? No. It's a trophy. You can have that.
That's a nose hair for you. Look at that right
there. Don't waste it. Ow, ow. You've got a hard
flick. I know. It's still there, look. It's still
there. That's how good that nose hair was. Hang
on, I'll see if I can find it. There's another
one. I've got another one. You ready? Ready?
Ready? Ready? Get out of it, you grub. Hang on.
I'm not going into my nose. I'm just finding
the ones that are... You realise we're trying
to record a podcast and here you are pulling
out fucking nose hairs. Yeah, get ready. There's
another one. What's for you? It's only a nose
hair. It's not like it's a... Have you ever plucked
a pube out? Not on purpose. Dude, get the ones
from the side. That's where the eye waterers
are, on the side. Not of your sack because it's
quite dead skin. But if you get sort of just
down the base of the shaft, on the side, not
the top, on the side, and give it a pull, dude,
excruciating. Hilarious. Okay. Where do you pull
hair from? I don't pull hairs. Why not? Why do
I want to pull hairs? So what do you do? If you've
got an annoying hair, what do you do with it?
Shave it. Cut it. It's still there. Pull it out.
Erase it from the source. I don't trim my beard.
I don't have hairs that I'm not worried about.
The only ones is one eyebrow starts to get long
every now and then. I've got to run the clippers
over it. I did that the other day. Getting old
is fun. But. Like John Howard. See, I get this
here. I get one hair that grows up from my mow.
The rest of them grows in one direction except
for one and it grows up. So every once in a while
it'll go inside my schnoz. And I get so angry.
And I know it's my fault because it's my hair.
It's usually when you wake up in the morning.
No. That's what it is for me. I've slept with
my face in the pillow and they're all kind of
bending out of shape and up in my nose. I hate
it. No good. I've got to get up and comb it.
I saw the other day I was in the shed and I sort
of leant back and I hit me head and I've got
a wound in me skin bit there now and it's annoying
as shit. Well, it stuck to me pillow the first
night I had it. When I pulled it off, it was
just like, and it hurt. And then I had to have
a shower. And because I'd just taken the top
off it, not my doodle, like my neck, I knocked
the top off in the shower, and then the water
got in me wound, and it just stings. I don't
like stinging. You peed in the shower? I peed
wherever I want. I'm a man. Anyway. I'm an adult.
I can do whatever I want. Oi, by the way, me
skin fade. How good does me scar look with a
skin fade? Yeah, it does look good. I can't see
now. I've taken my glasses off. It does look
good. Now I can't. How good does it look though?
I can actually see it. I enjoy that. You were
talking about a sound before and it reminded
me. Can you pop your ears? Yeah. And make it
rumble in your ears? Mm -hmm. And I can make
it go. Like that. Yeah. I don't need to do it.
I can do it in here. It's funny. Oh, yeah. Because
I've seen like, I don't know whether TikTok are
real and only a certain percentage of people
can do this. I'm like, we're special. But I've
talked to a heap of people and they can all do
it. Like, are they lying to us? Are we just a
whole group of special people? No, I think they're
lying to us because we're not all special. My
mum told me that I was the only special person.
You are special. Thanks, man. Short but special.
There's so many things I can do with my body
that I just think are so weird now. Like, have
you ever farted but then grabbed it back? What?
You've never farted and then grabbed it back
just like that? So you're like, poof, and you
sucked it back in? No, the whole idea of farting
is to get it out. You've got to set challenges
for yourself when you're later on in life, Jeremy.
And that was a challenge for me. Is that a number
40 thing? Yeah. I'll see if I could catch it.
And I caught it. Another one? Can you remember
the armpit fart? Yeah. When was the last time
you did one of them? When was the last time you
tried? Like a couple of years ago when I showed
Landon how to do it. Give it a go. Give it a
go. Come on. Loser. Can't do it. We're adults
now. It's something you lose when you're a child.
Because me and Logan do got it group every Thursday.
So we have two hours at the school, whereas we
do sort of like a class, me and him together.
Amount of children that were running around in
that class doing armpit farts. I was so envious.
Landon got into it. He'd just do it all the time.
It was hilarious. There's a little girl in Logan's
class that can go. And I'm like, I can go. That
was all I could ever do. I couldn't do that.
I could do the slow one. Wow. You must have been
really good. I think what it is is I've seen
videos and apparently if your armpits bulge out,
there's something up with your glands or I think
it's all bad eating and stuff like that. Definitely
bad eating. So I do remember as a kid having
like a hollow in there. Me too. So that's probably
what it is. Yeah, I don't have a hollow there
now. It's just muscle. You can't cup the air.
You're just cupping solid. Son of a bitch. Yeah,
no air. Yeah, something else we could do what
like this This hand just the one hand. Yeah,
the other hand doesn't do it It's my offhand.
Why is not something more right in the desert?
That's my left hand Yeah, that one doesn't do
it this one does it Weird weird things and then
this finger locks. I wake up in the morning.
It's locked I've got a pop it and I can put it
back in and locks and I'll pop it Trigger finger
it's called. Who fires a gun with their pinky?
I think it used to happen to people with that
finger. I have had that finger lock up too. Yeah,
it's weird. Maybe where he shoots like that.
Wanted? No. With a gun upside down? I think it
might have been wanted. I'm not sure. I can't
remember. Did you see Craig Craft won the car
from these guys the other day? Mm -hmm. What
did he have to do to win that? Yeah, I don't
know. Crafty, what'd you do, mate? I want to
know how many penises he had to suck because
I would suck more. I don't think any of those
raffles are legit. I don't either. I saw enough
for a couple of months and I'm like, nah, this
is bullshit. Because the thing that was pissing
me off was like, oh, quick, buy 80 ,000 entries
for $80. I'm like, okay, so I'll do that. And
then. just like 10 hours or something before
the raffle closes, ooh, quick, get him while
you can, 200 vouchers for half price. And I'm
like, you're a dog. Yeah. Like there's no kind
of – what kind of regulation is on it? Yeah,
I want to cover this over because I love how
comfy the shirt is, but I hate tough streeters
because they're a bunch of scam artists. Like
why wouldn't you, if you could, set up a racket?
to basically get money, buy cool cars, give them
to people you know. That's the way of doing it,
isn't it? Well, you look at that Adrian down
there in Melbourne, man. Portolini, whatever
his name is, Portelli. Portelli has a fucking
one of three cars in the world in his... In his
high -rise apartment. Mm -hmm. He actually hired
a crane, took the side of the building out. Bought
the entire block from that TV show. From the
block, raffled it off to... Yeah, like stupid
money. He did a few stunts. I don't know whether
he constantly does this kind of stuff where he
goes around at Christmas time and just buys everybody's
carts of food before Christmas in like Western
Sydney and stuff like that, which is cool. Surely
he's got enough money he can give back. If he
did that pretty regularly, whatever. If you're
a sucker to buy into those types of things, whatever.
There's one guy who I follow on social media.
He's called MD Motivator. Some of his videos,
man, really pull on my heartstrings. Like he
films it as well. So he makes money. But, dude,
there's videos where he goes and gives families
cars and pays for their shopping for a year.
There was one bloke who was a dad whose son died
of an overdose. So he was raising his son's son
and he was living in a caravan. And he's like,
mate, this is our home. We don't have a car.
We don't really have much. So we bought him another
motorhome and a new car to tow the motorhome.
And then he's like, so what do you want to do
now? And he goes, well, I'd love to give this
caravan to me mate who's lived next door to me
because his caravan's a bit busted ass. He goes,
all right, man, go give him your caravan. So
he gave him the caravan. And then like a month
later, because people knew him and they knew
he got a check for like 50 grand, they got a
new car, he got a new caravan. They went and
robbed him, dude. They went and fucking robbed
him. Humanity sometimes wears real thin and there's
been some times, man, where I'm like, I'm selling
up. I'm going to go out bush and no one's ever
going to see me again. I'll live off grid and
I'll have solar power. I'll do all that sort
of stuff. I'll grow my own food. I don't care.
Just humanity, man. Sometimes it just brings
out the worst in everybody. 100%, man. I hate
it. But then there's so much cool out there too.
Like old mate making them goddamn VHS tapes.
Hell yeah. Another fella down in Melbourne, Panda.
I sent you the other day he posted about his
tatties on his head. He'd lost all the weight
and it kind of looked like it said gay. Anyway,
I've been looking at his stuff for a while now.
He was, I think he's a Twitch streamer, played
a lot of World of Warcraft. He ended up going
over to Thailand, not Thailand, like one of those
countries, ended up doing a TV show over there,
come back here and has lost a whole bunch of
weight and he's done a whole lot of work for
people on the streets and stuff. He does some
really cool stuff. Like he doesn't want to give
money away to people, but they make these backpacks
which have like. under his socks and long -term
storage snacks and stuff like that that he gives
these backpacks out to people because he lived
on the streets when he was a kid. And, you know,
nerd kind of like us, you know, has tats and
potentially to some people we might be a bit
off -putting, whatever. He rides a Harley and
stuff like that. He seems like a cool dude. But,
yeah, he's out there doing good stuff for his
community. Yeah. you know, he can afford to and
whatnot. And I think that's great. I think there's
people out there doing good stuff. Absolutely.
As well as human beings. The thing is, too, the
way social media is these days and media is,
everyone's like, oh, you wouldn't be doing it
if you weren't recording it. Well, that's how
he's making an income to give all these people
this stuff. Panda TV, by the way. I'm pretty
sure his handle is. The other thing. You say
that like, oh, because he's tattooed, he looks
unsightly, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like,
oh, I don't want to get in face tattoos. It makes
me look like a criminal. And then it showed everybody
in the Epstein files and none of them have tattoos.
All clean skins, baby. Tell you what, mate, I'd
rather be tattooed than be one of them assholes.
100%. I'd rather be tattooed and have no money
than be any one of those and have all the money
they got. 100%. PandaTV, OVC on Instagram. He's
like a good dude. Another Instagram that we need
to give a shout -out to, again, gloryhole dogs.
Far out, man. Every time it comes up on me feet,
I'm just like, like, like, like, like, like.
And if me and Rachel land in bed, watch, because
we just scroll. We get baked and just scroll.
If it ever comes up, she's like, no! And I'm
like, yes! Every time. Every single one. Oh,
I'm really going to have to work for this. It
is good content. I love it. So much sauce. So
much sauce. Oh, the dog. The dog's got no flavor.
It's just all sauce. He wants to eat that. He's
like, oh, God, I'm getting rich. Oh, man. I just
love food content people, people that review
food, people who are chefs and cook. That's the
second foodie I follow on Instagram. The first,
Matty Matheson, dude. Have you listened to any
of Pigpen's stuff? He's so beautiful, man. I
love that dude. I've never listened to Pigpen's
stuff, no. Yeah. He's a good vocalist. Really?
Mm -hmm. Son of a bitch. Handsome, tattooed,
tatted, successful, funny. Mm -hmm. Funny dude.
Funny dude. Yeah. Yeah, watching his channel
and just, he's fac. 100%. He played himself.
He played himself. And watching people have fun
and be themselves is the best thing ever. I love
that shit. That's one thing I wish you could
do on Instagram would be sort out what you follow
by the type, like put them in a folder. That
would be good. All tattoo artists, all illustrators.
Yes. So you're like, you're sick of the doom
scrolling. I want to look at a whole lot of art.
Yeah, dude. Just art. F the algorithm away and
just have separate feeds. Dude, that's a great
idea. Make it happen. Don't put this on a thing.
We can talk to someone who can make that happen.
Yeah, right. Dude, get on a Stoney dude. He makes
apps. Does he? Yeah, well, I mean. He'd be a
dead set genius to talk to because he was going
to make a tattoo video game where. You operated
a tattoo studio, so you had to make people get
bookings, designs, talk to people. Issues came
in, clientele issues, tattooer issues, and it
was all you had to do the shopping. He was going
to do all that sort of thing, but the game that
he's done now has just taken off. I'm looking
forward to actually playing that too. Mate, I'm
telling you, that'll be one of the games that
we should stream. It definitely will be, yeah.
But we'll get like Lingy on there as well. We'll
get Clem. We'll get our D &D troop. Well, a few
of the boys are keen to play. Clem. Oh, yeah.
Huck. Huck's keen to play. Dude, I reckon Clem
would be a dead set assassin. He's so – he's
evil. Dry. Dry motherfucker. He really is. But
he kills it. He's so funny, dude. But, yeah,
I'm – the more – nearly every reel you send me
is a scary game. You need to stop that. Oh, it's
about the moon landing or it's – Yeah. Yeah.
Moon landing. Cheese and rice. And you're trying
to get me to believe and see your way. How dare
you? This is going to be a nightmare edit. Just
let it go. Just let it all go. Bye.