WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.899 From the dungeons of Morningstar, my name is 00:00:01.899 --> 00:00:08.759 Clint. You happy with that take? Yep. An arm 00:00:08.759 --> 00:00:15.380 stretch. And this is Prevailing Strange. I'm 00:00:15.380 --> 00:00:29.000 keeping that. This instalment of Prevailing Strange 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.420 is what we like to call Rant and Sundry, where 00:00:31.420 --> 00:00:33.299 we round out the week by touching on some of 00:00:33.299 --> 00:00:35.079 the subjects that we've previously gone over 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:38.520 and follow wherever the tangents take us. Crimson 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:43.079 covered board shorts. Are you high right now? 00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:46.380 Is that the problem? You're high. I was seeing 00:00:46.380 --> 00:00:48.399 how close I could write words together without 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:53.240 making them not be legible. Right. Yeah. Pretty 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:57.640 close. Whole list here of... Keep one for the 00:00:57.640 --> 00:01:00.899 kids. Or save one for yourself. Right. Keep one 00:01:00.899 --> 00:01:05.200 for the kids. Okay. And get rid of one. Okay. 00:01:05.299 --> 00:01:08.819 And we touched on this before. I touched on you. 00:01:10.099 --> 00:01:14.280 The NeverEnding Story, Dark Crystal, and Labyrinth. 00:01:15.379 --> 00:01:22.040 Okay. The Dark Crystal, NeverEnding Story, and 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:26.390 Labyrinth. The holy trinity of puppets and darkness 00:01:26.390 --> 00:01:29.870 and fantasy and something we probably shouldn't 00:01:29.870 --> 00:01:36.170 have watched as children. I'm going to kill the 00:01:36.170 --> 00:01:42.069 Dark Crystal. I know. I'm going to keep Neverending 00:01:42.069 --> 00:01:44.689 Story for my kids and I'm going to keep Labyrinth 00:01:44.689 --> 00:01:48.530 for myself. Really? Yeah. I agree with you with 00:01:48.530 --> 00:01:50.430 Neverending Story. I'd keep that for the kids. 00:01:50.590 --> 00:01:53.489 I think that has a... Dark Crystal is great, 00:01:53.549 --> 00:01:55.450 but the re -watchability of it, not so much, 00:01:55.510 --> 00:01:58.989 where Labyrinth I still watch every so often. 00:01:59.930 --> 00:02:02.170 See, I thought Never Ending Story kind of has 00:02:02.170 --> 00:02:09.849 certain themes and things that kids could potentially 00:02:09.849 --> 00:02:15.150 attach to, learn from, whatever, friendship and 00:02:15.150 --> 00:02:19.969 hope and fighting the darkness. I would get rid 00:02:19.969 --> 00:02:23.530 of Labyrinth. I would keep the Dark Crystal. 00:02:23.729 --> 00:02:27.110 Yeah, right. Something about Dark Crystal I really 00:02:27.110 --> 00:02:31.650 enjoyed. Those vulture creatures. You know what 00:02:31.650 --> 00:02:35.710 it is for me? They call them the walkers, the 00:02:35.710 --> 00:02:43.210 long, thin limbs. Yeah. It was dark. It was evil. 00:02:43.330 --> 00:02:47.750 It was scary. Even when they're in the room and 00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:50.610 it's got that big swirling, forget the name. 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:52.439 Dude, it's been so long since I watched The Dark 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:56.539 Crystal. Gorgeous. Jim Hansen, man, could do 00:02:56.539 --> 00:02:59.439 no wrong back in the day. And the fact that it 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:03.919 was made for kids is wild. Like shit. It is wild, 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:07.699 man. Really not made for kids. Yeah. I mean, 00:03:07.699 --> 00:03:11.379 even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was made for 00:03:11.379 --> 00:03:16.000 kids and it's kind of weird to look at now. Like 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.300 you look at it. Dude, the 90s movie was a bit. 00:03:18.890 --> 00:03:21.169 Bit out there. Yeah, kind of dark. They were 00:03:21.169 --> 00:03:26.250 kind of unsettling, uncanny to look at. And all 00:03:26.250 --> 00:03:28.710 I've got to say is, right, a bloke swinging a 00:03:28.710 --> 00:03:31.449 katana at you and there's another guy throwing 00:03:31.449 --> 00:03:34.189 scythes at you and there was no blood in that 00:03:34.189 --> 00:03:37.550 movie. Yeah. There was no decapitations. I think 00:03:37.550 --> 00:03:39.889 we need a rated R Lois Ronan movie and I want 00:03:39.889 --> 00:03:42.129 to watch Mikey chopping people's heads off. Yeah. 00:03:42.750 --> 00:03:46.129 Would clear my arse. Yeah, that would be great. 00:03:46.349 --> 00:03:48.650 Dude. I don't know why they're fighting it so 00:03:48.650 --> 00:03:52.810 much. The last thing that we heard was they're 00:03:52.810 --> 00:03:55.090 not fighting it. They've just put it on the back 00:03:55.090 --> 00:03:56.990 burner. Stop putting things on the back burner. 00:03:57.409 --> 00:04:01.990 Just make it happen. Make it so. They've got 00:04:01.990 --> 00:04:04.789 Strike While the Iron's Hot. That comic book 00:04:04.789 --> 00:04:08.250 has just come out and it was a great novel. It 00:04:08.250 --> 00:04:11.590 was such a good story. Strike While the Iron's 00:04:11.590 --> 00:04:13.990 Hot. It's still hot in people's minds. People 00:04:13.990 --> 00:04:15.370 are going to want to see it. Make it live action 00:04:15.370 --> 00:04:20.680 for starters. and I don't even care for CGI. 00:04:21.220 --> 00:04:25.060 Put him in a phone suit again. Yeah. Have you 00:04:25.060 --> 00:04:28.360 seen the photos of them now? How they've rotted 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:31.800 away and stuff? Dude, horrific. It's like, and 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.379 they put that Back Rooms music in, like, oh, 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:39.540 oh. It's like, whoa. And the windows and the 00:04:39.540 --> 00:04:42.180 door. Do you know he had a heart attack singing 00:04:42.180 --> 00:04:45.060 that song? Probably. He deserved it. He should. 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:49.660 Tiny Tim. What a sick fuck. He should have. That 00:04:49.660 --> 00:04:54.000 song is horrific. Yeah. I remember when I first 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:55.980 kind of heard it and they put it on like the 00:04:55.980 --> 00:04:58.519 promo for a video or something like that. I don't 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:00.720 think I'd heard it before if I had it been erased 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:04.740 from my memory. I thought, oh, they've altered 00:05:04.740 --> 00:05:08.759 this to make it creepy. No. That's the song. 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:10.439 That's how he sang it. They didn't even change 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:13.459 the pitch of the dude's voice. He looks like 00:05:13.459 --> 00:05:17.750 a registered sex offender. Straight up. Speaking 00:05:17.750 --> 00:05:20.589 of sex offenders. Oh, God, here we go. I watched 00:05:20.589 --> 00:05:26.290 the documentary last weekend. Mm -hmm. Louis 00:05:26.290 --> 00:05:29.870 Theroux into the menosphere. Oh, yeah, I've heard 00:05:29.870 --> 00:05:34.370 of it. Holy Christ, dude. It was hilarious. Just 00:05:34.370 --> 00:05:37.589 Louis Theroux didn't even say anything to these 00:05:37.589 --> 00:05:42.319 little fragile people. And they're just talking 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:44.879 with their chest and he's just letting them bury 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:47.620 himself. Like, he's just like, oh, yeah, asking 00:05:47.620 --> 00:05:50.500 a question. And they just run off. And it's like, 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.220 dude, you guys are the most pathetic humans I've 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:55.339 ever seen in my life. To the point where one 00:05:55.339 --> 00:05:58.379 bloke, this H .S. Tiki -Togi, whatever his name 00:05:58.379 --> 00:06:00.399 is. Still lives with his mum. Still lives with 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:03.699 his mummy. And he's like. And calls her mummy, 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:05.720 doesn't he? Yeah, calls her mummy. And he's like, 00:06:05.819 --> 00:06:08.319 I don't want a juice bar, mummy. And then she's 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:09.899 like, clean up your mess. And he's like, yes, 00:06:09.899 --> 00:06:11.980 mummy. And he's cleaning up his spilt milk on 00:06:11.980 --> 00:06:14.560 the floor. And I'm like, dude, you are so pathetic. 00:06:15.540 --> 00:06:18.160 And there's another bloke on social media right 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:21.379 now that's just copying him full on and just 00:06:21.379 --> 00:06:24.560 rage baiting this dude. One of the funniest things 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:26.220 I've ever seen. Like he wears a stocking with 00:06:26.220 --> 00:06:28.939 a receding hairline and he's like, I'm just a 00:06:28.939 --> 00:06:31.740 tiki -toki. And he's like talking like this, 00:06:31.819 --> 00:06:34.339 dribbling all down the front of himself, just 00:06:34.339 --> 00:06:37.180 being a dead set pleb. And then old mate hates 00:06:37.180 --> 00:06:40.360 his tiki -toki. He's reacting to it all. Hilarious. 00:06:40.459 --> 00:06:43.120 He's such a loser. One of the funniest things 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.120 I've ever seen was him getting bent out of shape. 00:06:45.560 --> 00:06:48.319 And just seeing all these, I'm an alpha male, 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.000 I've got heaps of money and all these bitches 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:51.759 all around me. And then they're just, they've 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.399 got nothing. They've got absolutely nothing. 00:06:54.740 --> 00:06:58.420 Sad, pathetic men. Yeah, exactly. But just the 00:06:58.420 --> 00:07:00.420 way they talk and I'm like, mate, and then someone 00:07:00.420 --> 00:07:05.360 says something exact. There was someone on social 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:08.939 media that said word for word what he said to 00:07:08.939 --> 00:07:12.060 a young lady. But he said it about old mate's 00:07:12.060 --> 00:07:14.160 mum. And you should have seen him, man, just 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:16.300 raging off his head. And I'm like, dude, you 00:07:16.300 --> 00:07:20.879 are pathetic. Just it's hilarious, man. And they're 00:07:20.879 --> 00:07:23.899 out here trying to teach men. They're not. They're 00:07:23.899 --> 00:07:27.959 trying to teach little boys how to pay them shit 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.980 tons of money because they're not going to get 00:07:29.980 --> 00:07:34.399 ahead. Just incel -y garbage. Incel culture is 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:37.459 strong. Yeah, man. But they're all like, oh, 00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:39.220 these guys are rich, these guys are rich. Yeah, 00:07:39.259 --> 00:07:42.759 because you idiots are paying them money. That's 00:07:42.759 --> 00:07:44.420 the only reason why they're getting rich, not 00:07:44.420 --> 00:07:46.680 because of anything they're telling people or 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.399 anything that they've got to provide. It's just 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:51.680 they're selling morons like you. These stupid 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:56.459 little trade tips or how to be a man and you're 00:07:56.459 --> 00:08:02.079 just failing at everything. It's sad. It really 00:08:02.079 --> 00:08:05.339 is. Dad said, if my young bloke ever come home 00:08:05.339 --> 00:08:07.199 and he goes, oh, Dad, I've been watching this 00:08:07.199 --> 00:08:11.639 guy. Whack, backhand. You're what? I don't ever 00:08:11.639 --> 00:08:13.579 hear you talk to anyone like that. I'll snort 00:08:13.579 --> 00:08:16.220 you. Like, yeah, child abuse is cool when it 00:08:16.220 --> 00:08:22.810 wants to be. So I stayed up pretty late last 00:08:22.810 --> 00:08:26.769 night playing a game. I haven't played anything 00:08:26.769 --> 00:08:30.470 online for a while. Holy dooly. Played Mortuary 00:08:30.470 --> 00:08:34.190 Assistant for the first time. You're a dog. Where 00:08:34.190 --> 00:08:36.429 was the invite? It's a single -player game. Was 00:08:36.429 --> 00:08:39.450 it on Steam? No. What's it on? Oh, sorry, it 00:08:39.450 --> 00:08:41.669 is on Steam, yeah. Where was the invite? It's 00:08:41.669 --> 00:08:43.250 a single -player game. I could have been in the 00:08:43.250 --> 00:08:45.850 Discord watching you play it. Yeah, I didn't 00:08:45.850 --> 00:08:47.330 even think about that. Get better, mate. Come 00:08:47.330 --> 00:08:50.929 on. I think you would shit playing this game. 00:08:52.190 --> 00:08:53.970 We'll see. Because we're going to play it live 00:08:53.970 --> 00:08:55.929 on stream for you guys when we get the studio 00:08:55.929 --> 00:08:58.769 up and running. Yeah, dog. Like, I had goosebumps 00:08:58.769 --> 00:09:01.470 at one point. It was good. Did you bum all pucker? 00:09:01.750 --> 00:09:05.870 No. Why? It just doesn't happen for me. I don't 00:09:05.870 --> 00:09:08.809 believe you. I don't believe you. I don't believe 00:09:08.809 --> 00:09:15.389 you don't get scared. I don't. Like, when something 00:09:15.389 --> 00:09:18.610 scares people, I'm like, oh, that's... Cool. 00:09:20.250 --> 00:09:24.549 You a psychopath? No. Have you murdered people? 00:09:24.870 --> 00:09:27.990 I have not. Do you have a basement? No, I wish 00:09:27.990 --> 00:09:30.889 I did, though. I'd love a basement. Yeah, it'd 00:09:30.889 --> 00:09:34.110 be sick. We got one at shit. We're in one right 00:09:34.110 --> 00:09:36.450 now. This isn't... This isn't really a basement. 00:09:36.529 --> 00:09:38.929 This is a lower level. Yeah, we're not underground. 00:09:39.330 --> 00:09:44.870 No, we want to be underground. Yeah. Brett? Can 00:09:44.870 --> 00:09:49.440 we dig a big hole? Let's just dig a big hole 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:52.000 out of Brad's. Yeah, dig a hole, bury it. Yeah, 00:09:52.100 --> 00:09:55.700 no one will know. Council can fly their drones 00:09:55.700 --> 00:09:59.240 as much as they want. I'm going to see. Yeah, 00:09:59.299 --> 00:10:03.220 it's a good little indie game. Basically you're 00:10:03.220 --> 00:10:08.179 just working in a mortuary and you start off 00:10:08.179 --> 00:10:11.720 and you do the whole kind of tutorial thing and 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:17.330 you're fixing up a dead body. Oops. No, they've 00:10:17.330 --> 00:10:19.389 all got underwear on. You'd think they'd be naked, 00:10:19.450 --> 00:10:23.330 but anyway. You've got to check this to go through 00:10:23.330 --> 00:10:25.330 and you've got to go get all the bits and pieces 00:10:25.330 --> 00:10:29.210 to kind of embalm and stuff like that. But I've 00:10:29.210 --> 00:10:32.110 seen that part of it and then I've seen videos 00:10:32.110 --> 00:10:37.070 of the stuff that scares people. But there's 00:10:37.070 --> 00:10:42.029 this whole thing where, oh, mate, it's taught 00:10:42.029 --> 00:10:44.889 you and you're having your first shift. He's 00:10:44.889 --> 00:10:47.110 standing outside in the raincoat in the rain 00:10:47.110 --> 00:10:51.690 talking to you on the phone because pretty much 00:10:51.690 --> 00:10:54.870 I think it's like a portal where people get possessed. 00:10:55.169 --> 00:10:58.570 You're getting possessed. So you've got to figure 00:10:58.570 --> 00:11:03.350 out what demon is in this mortuary and there's 00:11:03.350 --> 00:11:06.549 all these puzzles to kind of solve. You've got 00:11:06.549 --> 00:11:10.309 to try and trap the demon in the right body and 00:11:10.309 --> 00:11:13.730 burn it before you're possessed. I didn't get 00:11:13.730 --> 00:11:19.870 it. I got possessed. No. It was quite good. No. 00:11:20.450 --> 00:11:23.190 Headphones on and you got voices in the background 00:11:23.190 --> 00:11:28.370 and you got to walk around with like this, it's 00:11:28.370 --> 00:11:30.549 like a bit of parchment and it would burn in 00:11:30.549 --> 00:11:33.149 your hand and when it burnt up, it would reveal 00:11:33.149 --> 00:11:35.230 a symbol and you got to use that symbol to try 00:11:35.230 --> 00:11:39.309 and guess the demon's name and yeah. And then 00:11:39.309 --> 00:11:42.259 the lights go out and you got to try and. Find 00:11:42.259 --> 00:11:45.860 your way around to the light switch and just 00:11:45.860 --> 00:11:50.580 the doors on the cold things just dunk, dunk, 00:11:50.580 --> 00:11:52.860 dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk until you go in 00:11:52.860 --> 00:11:57.179 there. You can stop talking about it now. I quite 00:11:57.179 --> 00:11:59.620 enjoyed it. Really? Yeah. I stayed up till midnight 00:11:59.620 --> 00:12:01.480 playing it. I got up at five. Stayed up till 00:12:01.480 --> 00:12:03.700 midnight. Yeah. Oh, you get up earlier. Yeah. 00:12:09.899 --> 00:12:15.460 I went up my nose. From the inside. Have you 00:12:15.460 --> 00:12:17.940 ever had food go up there before? Yeah. It's 00:12:17.940 --> 00:12:20.320 the fucking worst, man. Have you ever had a skeddy? 00:12:21.460 --> 00:12:24.340 What? Like skeddy? You cough and it goes out 00:12:24.340 --> 00:12:27.200 your nose and you can go. No, I've never had 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:28.580 that. Really? Yeah. I can do it with a necklace 00:12:28.580 --> 00:12:31.840 too. No. Like the amount of times I've had something, 00:12:32.039 --> 00:12:34.299 I'd be like talking or something while I'm eating 00:12:34.299 --> 00:12:36.460 and it goes up there and I go, just suck it back 00:12:36.460 --> 00:12:39.200 and then I breathe in and I go, choke it out 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:41.759 and I end up with this. Tears and snot and stuff. 00:12:41.899 --> 00:12:44.960 Oh, shit. It's no good. Give it a go. No. Get 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:50.100 a necklace. Man, no way. Like, nose hairs drive 00:12:50.100 --> 00:12:55.039 me nuts. Like. Yeah. Here, dude, I'll twinge 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:57.139 it out and then my eyes will just go, water. 00:12:57.500 --> 00:13:00.019 And I'll be like, what happened to you? And I'll 00:13:00.019 --> 00:13:02.159 pull out a nose hair. Like, I'd rather get punched 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:04.759 in the nose than pull out a nose hair. I've been 00:13:04.759 --> 00:13:07.899 punched in the nose. It's less of an inconvenience 00:13:07.899 --> 00:13:10.899 than. A tickly nose hair. Now I'm fucking scratching 00:13:10.899 --> 00:13:14.299 there because of you. I'm the same. I used to 00:13:14.299 --> 00:13:16.299 love getting punched in the nose. It used to 00:13:16.299 --> 00:13:21.679 be cool. This hair, though, you dick. Yeah, just 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:24.559 nose trimmer at least once a week. Get them all. 00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:26.259 Get them all. I don't have a nose trimmer. It's 00:13:26.259 --> 00:13:29.600 flat. And I don't know. The cable is a weird 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:31.720 cable, and I don't know where the cable's gone. 00:13:31.980 --> 00:13:36.120 Oh, no. No, you need a nose trimmer. I just pulled 00:13:36.120 --> 00:13:38.360 the nose hairs out. Oh, no. See, I'll get my 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:40.500 jollies. Look, there's one there right now. You 00:13:40.500 --> 00:13:43.659 ready? It's worse. Oh, look at it. Oh, there 00:13:43.659 --> 00:13:47.240 it is. Oh, I've got, there's three there. I'd 00:13:47.240 --> 00:13:49.919 be tears and snot right now if I did that. You 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:52.080 want that? No. It's a trophy. You can have that. 00:13:53.700 --> 00:13:55.340 That's a nose hair for you. Look at that right 00:13:55.340 --> 00:13:58.799 there. Don't waste it. Ow, ow. You've got a hard 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:02.179 flick. I know. It's still there, look. It's still 00:14:02.179 --> 00:14:07.220 there. That's how good that nose hair was. Hang 00:14:07.220 --> 00:14:08.240 on, I'll see if I can find it. There's another 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:09.500 one. I've got another one. You ready? Ready? 00:14:09.500 --> 00:14:11.879 Ready? Ready? Get out of it, you grub. Hang on. 00:14:12.259 --> 00:14:14.860 I'm not going into my nose. I'm just finding 00:14:14.860 --> 00:14:16.659 the ones that are... You realise we're trying 00:14:16.659 --> 00:14:18.299 to record a podcast and here you are pulling 00:14:18.299 --> 00:14:22.600 out fucking nose hairs. Yeah, get ready. There's 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:28.960 another one. What's for you? It's only a nose 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.720 hair. It's not like it's a... Have you ever plucked 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:35.200 a pube out? Not on purpose. Dude, get the ones 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:37.860 from the side. That's where the eye waterers 00:14:37.860 --> 00:14:40.879 are, on the side. Not of your sack because it's 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:43.360 quite dead skin. But if you get sort of just 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:46.980 down the base of the shaft, on the side, not 00:14:46.980 --> 00:14:49.539 the top, on the side, and give it a pull, dude, 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:59.860 excruciating. Hilarious. Okay. Where do you pull 00:14:59.860 --> 00:15:03.019 hair from? I don't pull hairs. Why not? Why do 00:15:03.019 --> 00:15:06.279 I want to pull hairs? So what do you do? If you've 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.139 got an annoying hair, what do you do with it? 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:14.299 Shave it. Cut it. It's still there. Pull it out. 00:15:15.899 --> 00:15:19.480 Erase it from the source. I don't trim my beard. 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:21.960 I don't have hairs that I'm not worried about. 00:15:22.139 --> 00:15:24.779 The only ones is one eyebrow starts to get long 00:15:24.779 --> 00:15:26.720 every now and then. I've got to run the clippers 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:30.379 over it. I did that the other day. Getting old 00:15:30.379 --> 00:15:33.990 is fun. But. Like John Howard. See, I get this 00:15:33.990 --> 00:15:38.429 here. I get one hair that grows up from my mow. 00:15:39.090 --> 00:15:41.309 The rest of them grows in one direction except 00:15:41.309 --> 00:15:43.870 for one and it grows up. So every once in a while 00:15:43.870 --> 00:15:48.929 it'll go inside my schnoz. And I get so angry. 00:15:49.409 --> 00:15:51.669 And I know it's my fault because it's my hair. 00:15:52.070 --> 00:15:53.509 It's usually when you wake up in the morning. 00:15:53.750 --> 00:15:56.330 No. That's what it is for me. I've slept with 00:15:56.330 --> 00:15:58.110 my face in the pillow and they're all kind of 00:15:58.110 --> 00:16:00.029 bending out of shape and up in my nose. I hate 00:16:00.029 --> 00:16:02.500 it. No good. I've got to get up and comb it. 00:16:03.460 --> 00:16:06.740 I saw the other day I was in the shed and I sort 00:16:06.740 --> 00:16:11.200 of leant back and I hit me head and I've got 00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:16.399 a wound in me skin bit there now and it's annoying 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:21.080 as shit. Well, it stuck to me pillow the first 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.659 night I had it. When I pulled it off, it was 00:16:22.659 --> 00:16:26.039 just like, and it hurt. And then I had to have 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:28.409 a shower. And because I'd just taken the top 00:16:28.409 --> 00:16:31.350 off it, not my doodle, like my neck, I knocked 00:16:31.350 --> 00:16:34.330 the top off in the shower, and then the water 00:16:34.330 --> 00:16:38.149 got in me wound, and it just stings. I don't 00:16:38.149 --> 00:16:42.049 like stinging. You peed in the shower? I peed 00:16:42.049 --> 00:16:45.529 wherever I want. I'm a man. Anyway. I'm an adult. 00:16:45.649 --> 00:16:48.210 I can do whatever I want. Oi, by the way, me 00:16:48.210 --> 00:16:50.190 skin fade. How good does me scar look with a 00:16:50.190 --> 00:16:52.710 skin fade? Yeah, it does look good. I can't see 00:16:52.710 --> 00:16:55.730 now. I've taken my glasses off. It does look 00:16:55.730 --> 00:16:57.070 good. Now I can't. How good does it look though? 00:16:57.429 --> 00:17:01.149 I can actually see it. I enjoy that. You were 00:17:01.149 --> 00:17:03.870 talking about a sound before and it reminded 00:17:03.870 --> 00:17:09.750 me. Can you pop your ears? Yeah. And make it 00:17:09.750 --> 00:17:13.029 rumble in your ears? Mm -hmm. And I can make 00:17:13.029 --> 00:17:18.130 it go. Like that. Yeah. I don't need to do it. 00:17:18.130 --> 00:17:23.569 I can do it in here. It's funny. Oh, yeah. Because 00:17:23.569 --> 00:17:25.650 I've seen like, I don't know whether TikTok are 00:17:25.650 --> 00:17:28.069 real and only a certain percentage of people 00:17:28.069 --> 00:17:31.230 can do this. I'm like, we're special. But I've 00:17:31.230 --> 00:17:32.750 talked to a heap of people and they can all do 00:17:32.750 --> 00:17:35.670 it. Like, are they lying to us? Are we just a 00:17:35.670 --> 00:17:37.670 whole group of special people? No, I think they're 00:17:37.670 --> 00:17:39.369 lying to us because we're not all special. My 00:17:39.369 --> 00:17:40.970 mum told me that I was the only special person. 00:17:43.670 --> 00:17:46.890 You are special. Thanks, man. Short but special. 00:17:51.080 --> 00:17:53.119 There's so many things I can do with my body 00:17:53.119 --> 00:17:57.000 that I just think are so weird now. Like, have 00:17:57.000 --> 00:18:01.740 you ever farted but then grabbed it back? What? 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:04.220 You've never farted and then grabbed it back 00:18:04.220 --> 00:18:06.619 just like that? So you're like, poof, and you 00:18:06.619 --> 00:18:09.079 sucked it back in? No, the whole idea of farting 00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:11.299 is to get it out. You've got to set challenges 00:18:11.299 --> 00:18:13.140 for yourself when you're later on in life, Jeremy. 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:15.420 And that was a challenge for me. Is that a number 00:18:15.420 --> 00:18:17.740 40 thing? Yeah. I'll see if I could catch it. 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:20.740 And I caught it. Another one? Can you remember 00:18:20.740 --> 00:18:23.960 the armpit fart? Yeah. When was the last time 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:27.420 you did one of them? When was the last time you 00:18:27.420 --> 00:18:29.940 tried? Like a couple of years ago when I showed 00:18:29.940 --> 00:18:33.039 Landon how to do it. Give it a go. Give it a 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:42.519 go. Come on. Loser. Can't do it. We're adults 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:44.400 now. It's something you lose when you're a child. 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:47.859 Because me and Logan do got it group every Thursday. 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:50.259 So we have two hours at the school, whereas we 00:18:50.259 --> 00:18:51.960 do sort of like a class, me and him together. 00:18:52.859 --> 00:18:55.019 Amount of children that were running around in 00:18:55.019 --> 00:18:58.740 that class doing armpit farts. I was so envious. 00:18:58.859 --> 00:19:02.079 Landon got into it. He'd just do it all the time. 00:19:02.259 --> 00:19:05.180 It was hilarious. There's a little girl in Logan's 00:19:05.180 --> 00:19:11.619 class that can go. And I'm like, I can go. That 00:19:11.619 --> 00:19:13.220 was all I could ever do. I couldn't do that. 00:19:13.460 --> 00:19:16.460 I could do the slow one. Wow. You must have been 00:19:16.460 --> 00:19:20.009 really good. I think what it is is I've seen 00:19:20.009 --> 00:19:26.009 videos and apparently if your armpits bulge out, 00:19:26.210 --> 00:19:31.109 there's something up with your glands or I think 00:19:31.109 --> 00:19:33.650 it's all bad eating and stuff like that. Definitely 00:19:33.650 --> 00:19:36.730 bad eating. So I do remember as a kid having 00:19:36.730 --> 00:19:39.230 like a hollow in there. Me too. So that's probably 00:19:39.230 --> 00:19:40.930 what it is. Yeah, I don't have a hollow there 00:19:40.930 --> 00:19:42.869 now. It's just muscle. You can't cup the air. 00:19:42.970 --> 00:19:46.710 You're just cupping solid. Son of a bitch. Yeah, 00:19:46.750 --> 00:19:51.609 no air. Yeah, something else we could do what 00:19:51.609 --> 00:19:55.309 like this This hand just the one hand. Yeah, 00:19:55.390 --> 00:19:57.990 the other hand doesn't do it It's my offhand. 00:19:58.150 --> 00:20:00.069 Why is not something more right in the desert? 00:20:00.250 --> 00:20:03.710 That's my left hand Yeah, that one doesn't do 00:20:03.710 --> 00:20:07.529 it this one does it Weird weird things and then 00:20:07.529 --> 00:20:10.069 this finger locks. I wake up in the morning. 00:20:10.170 --> 00:20:13.490 It's locked I've got a pop it and I can put it 00:20:13.490 --> 00:20:16.490 back in and locks and I'll pop it Trigger finger 00:20:16.490 --> 00:20:19.910 it's called. Who fires a gun with their pinky? 00:20:20.210 --> 00:20:22.869 I think it used to happen to people with that 00:20:22.869 --> 00:20:26.470 finger. I have had that finger lock up too. Yeah, 00:20:26.470 --> 00:20:30.609 it's weird. Maybe where he shoots like that. 00:20:31.450 --> 00:20:37.049 Wanted? No. With a gun upside down? I think it 00:20:37.049 --> 00:20:38.609 might have been wanted. I'm not sure. I can't 00:20:38.609 --> 00:20:40.569 remember. Did you see Craig Craft won the car 00:20:40.569 --> 00:20:43.410 from these guys the other day? Mm -hmm. What 00:20:43.410 --> 00:20:44.990 did he have to do to win that? Yeah, I don't 00:20:44.990 --> 00:20:48.299 know. Crafty, what'd you do, mate? I want to 00:20:48.299 --> 00:20:49.960 know how many penises he had to suck because 00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:56.180 I would suck more. I don't think any of those 00:20:56.180 --> 00:20:59.559 raffles are legit. I don't either. I saw enough 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:02.640 for a couple of months and I'm like, nah, this 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:04.779 is bullshit. Because the thing that was pissing 00:21:04.779 --> 00:21:09.200 me off was like, oh, quick, buy 80 ,000 entries 00:21:09.200 --> 00:21:14.079 for $80. I'm like, okay, so I'll do that. And 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.750 then. just like 10 hours or something before 00:21:16.750 --> 00:21:19.690 the raffle closes, ooh, quick, get him while 00:21:19.690 --> 00:21:22.970 you can, 200 vouchers for half price. And I'm 00:21:22.970 --> 00:21:29.690 like, you're a dog. Yeah. Like there's no kind 00:21:29.690 --> 00:21:32.470 of – what kind of regulation is on it? Yeah, 00:21:32.509 --> 00:21:34.390 I want to cover this over because I love how 00:21:34.390 --> 00:21:36.650 comfy the shirt is, but I hate tough streeters 00:21:36.650 --> 00:21:39.289 because they're a bunch of scam artists. Like 00:21:39.289 --> 00:21:44.009 why wouldn't you, if you could, set up a racket? 00:21:44.410 --> 00:21:48.430 to basically get money, buy cool cars, give them 00:21:48.430 --> 00:21:51.630 to people you know. That's the way of doing it, 00:21:51.650 --> 00:21:54.130 isn't it? Well, you look at that Adrian down 00:21:54.130 --> 00:21:56.589 there in Melbourne, man. Portolini, whatever 00:21:56.589 --> 00:21:59.450 his name is, Portelli. Portelli has a fucking 00:21:59.450 --> 00:22:02.369 one of three cars in the world in his... In his 00:22:02.369 --> 00:22:04.890 high -rise apartment. Mm -hmm. He actually hired 00:22:04.890 --> 00:22:08.089 a crane, took the side of the building out. Bought 00:22:08.089 --> 00:22:11.630 the entire block from that TV show. From the 00:22:11.630 --> 00:22:15.319 block, raffled it off to... Yeah, like stupid 00:22:15.319 --> 00:22:19.579 money. He did a few stunts. I don't know whether 00:22:19.579 --> 00:22:22.059 he constantly does this kind of stuff where he 00:22:22.059 --> 00:22:25.740 goes around at Christmas time and just buys everybody's 00:22:25.740 --> 00:22:30.779 carts of food before Christmas in like Western 00:22:30.779 --> 00:22:34.119 Sydney and stuff like that, which is cool. Surely 00:22:34.119 --> 00:22:35.920 he's got enough money he can give back. If he 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:39.200 did that pretty regularly, whatever. If you're 00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:41.900 a sucker to buy into those types of things, whatever. 00:22:43.579 --> 00:22:46.119 There's one guy who I follow on social media. 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:49.380 He's called MD Motivator. Some of his videos, 00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:51.519 man, really pull on my heartstrings. Like he 00:22:51.519 --> 00:22:56.279 films it as well. So he makes money. But, dude, 00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:58.619 there's videos where he goes and gives families 00:22:58.619 --> 00:23:02.099 cars and pays for their shopping for a year. 00:23:02.759 --> 00:23:07.119 There was one bloke who was a dad whose son died 00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:09.759 of an overdose. So he was raising his son's son 00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:13.609 and he was living in a caravan. And he's like, 00:23:13.670 --> 00:23:15.210 mate, this is our home. We don't have a car. 00:23:15.309 --> 00:23:17.230 We don't really have much. So we bought him another 00:23:17.230 --> 00:23:20.029 motorhome and a new car to tow the motorhome. 00:23:20.910 --> 00:23:22.410 And then he's like, so what do you want to do 00:23:22.410 --> 00:23:23.890 now? And he goes, well, I'd love to give this 00:23:23.890 --> 00:23:26.009 caravan to me mate who's lived next door to me 00:23:26.009 --> 00:23:28.910 because his caravan's a bit busted ass. He goes, 00:23:28.990 --> 00:23:30.490 all right, man, go give him your caravan. So 00:23:30.490 --> 00:23:34.490 he gave him the caravan. And then like a month 00:23:34.490 --> 00:23:38.009 later, because people knew him and they knew 00:23:38.009 --> 00:23:40.049 he got a check for like 50 grand, they got a 00:23:40.049 --> 00:23:42.269 new car, he got a new caravan. They went and 00:23:42.269 --> 00:23:45.730 robbed him, dude. They went and fucking robbed 00:23:45.730 --> 00:23:56.210 him. Humanity sometimes wears real thin and there's 00:23:56.210 --> 00:23:59.170 been some times, man, where I'm like, I'm selling 00:23:59.170 --> 00:24:02.269 up. I'm going to go out bush and no one's ever 00:24:02.269 --> 00:24:04.990 going to see me again. I'll live off grid and 00:24:04.990 --> 00:24:06.569 I'll have solar power. I'll do all that sort 00:24:06.569 --> 00:24:08.049 of stuff. I'll grow my own food. I don't care. 00:24:09.439 --> 00:24:11.859 Just humanity, man. Sometimes it just brings 00:24:11.859 --> 00:24:15.299 out the worst in everybody. 100%, man. I hate 00:24:15.299 --> 00:24:18.660 it. But then there's so much cool out there too. 00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:22.839 Like old mate making them goddamn VHS tapes. 00:24:23.460 --> 00:24:26.640 Hell yeah. Another fella down in Melbourne, Panda. 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:30.720 I sent you the other day he posted about his 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.160 tatties on his head. He'd lost all the weight 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:35.759 and it kind of looked like it said gay. Anyway, 00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:37.579 I've been looking at his stuff for a while now. 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:42.519 He was, I think he's a Twitch streamer, played 00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:44.440 a lot of World of Warcraft. He ended up going 00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:49.539 over to Thailand, not Thailand, like one of those 00:24:49.539 --> 00:24:52.099 countries, ended up doing a TV show over there, 00:24:52.140 --> 00:24:55.980 come back here and has lost a whole bunch of 00:24:55.980 --> 00:24:58.180 weight and he's done a whole lot of work for 00:24:58.180 --> 00:25:00.420 people on the streets and stuff. He does some 00:25:00.420 --> 00:25:02.519 really cool stuff. Like he doesn't want to give 00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:05.539 money away to people, but they make these backpacks 00:25:05.539 --> 00:25:09.079 which have like. under his socks and long -term 00:25:09.079 --> 00:25:11.599 storage snacks and stuff like that that he gives 00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:14.079 these backpacks out to people because he lived 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:17.319 on the streets when he was a kid. And, you know, 00:25:17.420 --> 00:25:22.480 nerd kind of like us, you know, has tats and 00:25:22.480 --> 00:25:25.720 potentially to some people we might be a bit 00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:29.279 off -putting, whatever. He rides a Harley and 00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.920 stuff like that. He seems like a cool dude. But, 00:25:31.940 --> 00:25:34.680 yeah, he's out there doing good stuff for his 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:38.480 community. Yeah. you know, he can afford to and 00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:41.539 whatnot. And I think that's great. I think there's 00:25:41.539 --> 00:25:43.660 people out there doing good stuff. Absolutely. 00:25:43.819 --> 00:25:47.119 As well as human beings. The thing is, too, the 00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:50.400 way social media is these days and media is, 00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:52.720 everyone's like, oh, you wouldn't be doing it 00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:54.180 if you weren't recording it. Well, that's how 00:25:54.180 --> 00:25:56.700 he's making an income to give all these people 00:25:56.700 --> 00:25:59.019 this stuff. Panda TV, by the way. I'm pretty 00:25:59.019 --> 00:26:01.960 sure his handle is. The other thing. You say 00:26:01.960 --> 00:26:03.920 that like, oh, because he's tattooed, he looks 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:05.880 unsightly, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:07.559 oh, I don't want to get in face tattoos. It makes 00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:10.160 me look like a criminal. And then it showed everybody 00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:12.359 in the Epstein files and none of them have tattoos. 00:26:12.660 --> 00:26:14.880 All clean skins, baby. Tell you what, mate, I'd 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:16.599 rather be tattooed than be one of them assholes. 00:26:17.299 --> 00:26:21.519 100%. I'd rather be tattooed and have no money 00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.559 than be any one of those and have all the money 00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:29.619 they got. 100%. PandaTV, OVC on Instagram. He's 00:26:29.619 --> 00:26:33.920 like a good dude. Another Instagram that we need 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:37.480 to give a shout -out to, again, gloryhole dogs. 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:40.500 Far out, man. Every time it comes up on me feet, 00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:41.859 I'm just like, like, like, like, like, like. 00:26:42.180 --> 00:26:44.140 And if me and Rachel land in bed, watch, because 00:26:44.140 --> 00:26:45.980 we just scroll. We get baked and just scroll. 00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:50.200 If it ever comes up, she's like, no! And I'm 00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:56.049 like, yes! Every time. Every single one. Oh, 00:26:56.170 --> 00:26:57.990 I'm really going to have to work for this. It 00:26:57.990 --> 00:27:01.250 is good content. I love it. So much sauce. So 00:27:01.250 --> 00:27:04.309 much sauce. Oh, the dog. The dog's got no flavor. 00:27:04.349 --> 00:27:07.569 It's just all sauce. He wants to eat that. He's 00:27:07.569 --> 00:27:12.450 like, oh, God, I'm getting rich. Oh, man. I just 00:27:12.450 --> 00:27:15.930 love food content people, people that review 00:27:15.930 --> 00:27:20.329 food, people who are chefs and cook. That's the 00:27:20.329 --> 00:27:25.589 second foodie I follow on Instagram. The first, 00:27:25.730 --> 00:27:28.950 Matty Matheson, dude. Have you listened to any 00:27:28.950 --> 00:27:31.289 of Pigpen's stuff? He's so beautiful, man. I 00:27:31.289 --> 00:27:33.910 love that dude. I've never listened to Pigpen's 00:27:33.910 --> 00:27:37.430 stuff, no. Yeah. He's a good vocalist. Really? 00:27:37.670 --> 00:27:40.769 Mm -hmm. Son of a bitch. Handsome, tattooed, 00:27:40.769 --> 00:27:44.970 tatted, successful, funny. Mm -hmm. Funny dude. 00:27:45.069 --> 00:27:49.769 Funny dude. Yeah. Yeah, watching his channel 00:27:49.769 --> 00:27:54.579 and just, he's fac. 100%. He played himself. 00:27:54.740 --> 00:28:00.019 He played himself. And watching people have fun 00:28:00.019 --> 00:28:02.420 and be themselves is the best thing ever. I love 00:28:02.420 --> 00:28:04.799 that shit. That's one thing I wish you could 00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:09.900 do on Instagram would be sort out what you follow 00:28:09.900 --> 00:28:14.279 by the type, like put them in a folder. That 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:18.299 would be good. All tattoo artists, all illustrators. 00:28:18.299 --> 00:28:20.579 Yes. So you're like, you're sick of the doom 00:28:20.579 --> 00:28:22.720 scrolling. I want to look at a whole lot of art. 00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:26.960 Yeah, dude. Just art. F the algorithm away and 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.299 just have separate feeds. Dude, that's a great 00:28:30.299 --> 00:28:33.599 idea. Make it happen. Don't put this on a thing. 00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:35.460 We can talk to someone who can make that happen. 00:28:36.420 --> 00:28:39.180 Yeah, right. Dude, get on a Stoney dude. He makes 00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:42.339 apps. Does he? Yeah, well, I mean. He'd be a 00:28:42.339 --> 00:28:44.579 dead set genius to talk to because he was going 00:28:44.579 --> 00:28:48.789 to make a tattoo video game where. You operated 00:28:48.789 --> 00:28:51.049 a tattoo studio, so you had to make people get 00:28:51.049 --> 00:28:55.390 bookings, designs, talk to people. Issues came 00:28:55.390 --> 00:28:58.430 in, clientele issues, tattooer issues, and it 00:28:58.430 --> 00:29:01.430 was all you had to do the shopping. He was going 00:29:01.430 --> 00:29:04.009 to do all that sort of thing, but the game that 00:29:04.009 --> 00:29:06.670 he's done now has just taken off. I'm looking 00:29:06.670 --> 00:29:08.769 forward to actually playing that too. Mate, I'm 00:29:08.769 --> 00:29:12.650 telling you, that'll be one of the games that 00:29:12.650 --> 00:29:14.819 we should stream. It definitely will be, yeah. 00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:16.920 But we'll get like Lingy on there as well. We'll 00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.960 get Clem. We'll get our D &D troop. Well, a few 00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:22.880 of the boys are keen to play. Clem. Oh, yeah. 00:29:24.140 --> 00:29:26.940 Huck. Huck's keen to play. Dude, I reckon Clem 00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:32.019 would be a dead set assassin. He's so – he's 00:29:32.019 --> 00:29:35.839 evil. Dry. Dry motherfucker. He really is. But 00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:39.700 he kills it. He's so funny, dude. But, yeah, 00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:43.960 I'm – the more – nearly every reel you send me 00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:47.799 is a scary game. You need to stop that. Oh, it's 00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:49.980 about the moon landing or it's – Yeah. Yeah. 00:29:50.579 --> 00:29:56.059 Moon landing. Cheese and rice. And you're trying 00:29:56.059 --> 00:29:58.380 to get me to believe and see your way. How dare 00:29:58.380 --> 00:30:01.880 you? This is going to be a nightmare edit. Just 00:30:01.880 --> 00:30:04.539 let it go. Just let it all go. Bye.