From the Dungeons of Morningstar, my name's Stretch.
And I'm Clint, and this is Prevailing Strange.
This installment of Prevailing Strange is what
we like to call Rant and Sundry, where we rant
out the week by going over some of the subjects
that we've previously touched on, and follow
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I've got another. Okay, okay, okay. So for anybody
that hasn't seen us in the past, we did X -Men,
Spider -Man, and the, what was the other? X -Men,
Spider -Man, Batman franchises. The next one
we did was Terminator, Aliens, Predator. Last
week we did Bond, Bourne, and. The Mission Impossible
series. This week will be Spawn, the movie, Constantine,
the movie, or the two Hellboys. Oh, you're fucked.
So if you didn't get it, these are image properties.
Okay. And probably some of my favourite. Comic
installments of all time, like comic to movie
installments of all time. I 100 % agree. But
this one's easy. Yeah. So I'm killing Spawn.
I think the highlight of Spawn was the fact that
it was a Spawn live action film. John Leguizamo
was clown. Fucking knocked it out of the park,
dude. The soundtrack goes with it. Soundtrack
is kick ass. It is, yeah. Look. Them songs still
exist. No, they don't. They were made for the
movie. No, they weren't. No, they weren't. The
remixes were done again, but that was done by
like the Butthole Surfers and stuff like that.
They were all original tracks. No, they weren't.
Yes, they were. Long Hard Road Out of Hell was
not an original track for Spawn. Okay, that was
a remix. For Whom the Bell Tolls was not an original
track for that. The Butthole Surfers was not
an original track. Spawn Again, which was the
fucking Silverchair song, was not written for
that. What else was there? Korn's song was written
for it. The Filter song wasn't written for it
either. You sure? Incubus' song was written for
it. Can't You Trip Like I Do was not written
for Spawn. Wasn't it? No. You sure? Fucking 100%.
It's on Filter albums. Okay. That soundtrack
was the tits though. It was. Please let me look
at that because you could be right. Please hold.
I was almost 100 % sure that they were all original
songs. No, it was the Crystal Method put that.
The song was done by Filter and Crystal Method.
The song was co -written by Richard Patrick,
co -produced by Brian Lesending, and it's the
opening song on the film's soundtrack release,
Spawn, the album, and is heard in the end credits.
So it was written for the Spawn soundtrack. Oh,
it was trip like I do. And then the one written
for Spawn was can't you trip like I do with the
crystal method. There we go. Oh, dude, now I
don't know if I want to do this. I don't know
if I want to do this because without that soundtrack.
Yeah, well, that's what I thought about. It was
like Hellboy kind of is up there because there's
two movies. Like, why would you get rid of two
movies? And the Spawn movie wasn't necessarily
the strongest, but it was cool. And the fact
that they threw so much of the visual effects,
even though it doesn't date well, that soundtrack
is fucking spectacular. Ah, there we go. So,
yeah, Spawn again was not written for the Spawn
movie. That was actually on the 96 Freak Show.
The song was remixed and electronically elemented
by Vitro for the soundtrack. There you go. So
I – oh, no, I'm going to do it. He has to die.
Sorry. I love Michael Jai White in that role.
I thought he was sensational. John Leguizamo
fucking killed it. Martin Sheen was a bit of
a shit kicker. The special effects weren't great.
At the time, they were fucking sensational, but
they're not great today. No. Satan looked like
a cardboard cutout. His mouth didn't move. It
was just like. It was. I'm killing Spawn. Okay.
We're killing Spawn. Spawn's dead. Sorry. So
who are you keeping for yourself and who are
you keeping for the kids? I'm keeping Constantine
for myself. Constantine? Constantine. And I am.
Saving Hellboy and Hellboy 2 for my kids. Wow.
We totally agree on this. Yeah. Yeah. As much
as I wanted to keep that soundtrack, I think.
Dude, Constantine's soundtrack equally is great.
No. Fuck, I call myself saying that. It's not.
I'm sorry. It's good and it has some great songs
in it. Passing by Perfect Circle is a fucking
banger. Every song in Spawn is a fucking banger.
Do you think that it's just because. We listened
to it at the time. We grew up with it. It's funny
because I told Steph about the soundtrack the
other day and she's like, that sounds like an
interesting concept. I'll have to listen to it
sometime. So it would be interesting to see an
outsider's perspective. Yeah, with the metal
and techno sort of link up. I thought it was
a banger, man. I thought it was great. But, yeah,
so this is another thing. I even loved Constantine
in. Fuck me dead. Morpheus. Dream. Sandman. Yeah,
Sandman. I loved that take. It was a female.
And it was Joan Constantine. Constantine. Constantine.
Constantine. Mate, fucking go and read a book,
for Christ's sake. You always want to say about,
oh, we've got to stop talking like, we've got
to talk like the British. Shut up. Dude, we watched.
We watched it the other day in the shop. It's
a great movie, man. It's probably my favourite
non kind of. The original British pronunciation
is Constantine. Fuck you and your British bitch.
So why do you say that and not say Dune? Because
it's Dune. The bloke who created Dune is not
from fucking Britain. The bloke who created John
Constantine was probably from Britain. Moore.
What was his name? Darth Moore. No. Alan Moore?
Alan Moore. Alan Moore. Have you heard, now this
is a little rabbit hole to go down, that Alan
Moore, the creator of John Constantine. Constantine.
As well as other people who have worked on that
project. So many people. So many. Believe. That
they've actually met John Constantine in real
life. Mm -hmm. Had personal interactions. Mm
-hmm. Which is. Fucking awesome. Weird and wild.
Just like, well, I mean, so this is a kind of
internet kind of thing going on. I have not been
able to pin down where Alan Moore has actually
said it, but everybody says that he has said
it. Oh, man, it's pretty interesting. And the
stories that they tell about seeing a man fit
in that description just kind of disappear into
nothing. Yeah. Some of them have actually talked
with this person. It's so cool. Yeah. But you
think about it, all this fiction shit that comes
out these days is based from somewhere. Someone's
heard of a dragon before. Someone's seen a dinosaur
before. surely a man that flies isn't the worst
thing or demons are coming out of the ground.
But yeah, it's a pretty interesting story I read
about the other day. Another thing that fucking
came out of the blue for me, right, when I was
watching that Mighty Supreme. Yeah, we're going
back. At the end, Olmo goes, you have no idea
who I am. I'm a fucking vampire. I was born in
the 1600s. And I'm like, what the fuck? I was
like. Why? Is that where we're going? Oh, is
he going to be a vampire? We're going to the
supernatural now. I might actually keep watching.
But that's it. Fucking nothing line. One throwaway
line from somebody in the 50s. Who thinks about
that shit in the 50s? That's a vampire, brother.
Oh, news that I forgot to tell you. I don't want
to save it until next week, so I'm just going
to tell you now. They're making a fucking Dracula
Untold 2. There's been rumours. Yeah. And old
mate is coming back. Did you like that movie?
I did. I thought it was great. If they do it,
please, please. Monster Universe, dude. Dark
Universe. Have to have a Monster Universe. Have
to, man. Bring Tom back. Bring Russell Crowe
back. Bring. I don't even care if you don't bring
Tom Cruise back. Anyone can be that archaeologist.
Anyone can be that treasure hunter. You don't
need to have him in there. You need Russell Crowe
in there. As Jacqueline Hyde, man. He was great.
Another thing I found of Russell Crowe's recently
that I sat and watched for like six and a half
hours the other day. Do you know that he's got
a TikTok? Yeah. He talks about watches? He talks
about fucking watches, man. And just hearing
his tone and the way he talks and how passionate
he is about these timepieces that he doesn't
even wear. There's somewhere he's flown to Milan.
to talk to the designer and bribed his way into
buying this one -of -a -kind watch. Fascinating
as fuck, man. I will listen to that. That's an
interesting world. Like Rolexes, the proper ones
are like Ferraris, where if you haven't owned
one, you can't buy a new one. And there was a
TikTok that came up the other day of this fella
who tried to get in. bullshit his way into buying
one, they end up giving in and letting him buy
a lower quality one, not the one he wanted. But
yeah, just an interesting world. Well, the ones
he was showing were by an old rally car driver.
And when he retired, he went into designing watches.
And they all look like pressure gauges. But because
he's a rally driver and he was putting his hands
on the steering wheel, The crown would dig into
his hand. So he designed it so it was off -kicked
up to the top so he could not get caught. And
he's explaining to her, like, I personally talked
to the creator or the designer. And just the
way he talks is so fucking compelling. And you
hang on every syllable he's saying. And that's
talent. Hearing Russell Crowe talk passionately
about fucking watches was not on my 2026 bingo
card, dude. Yeah. I got baked as fuck. And I
hate TikTok. But I just watched and watched and
listened. Listen to those dulcet tones. Listen
to somebody enjoy something that they like to
talk about. Exactly. He loves to talk about it.
And it was just him in his little cigar room.
no special cameras, no fancy lighting, no nothing
like that, just him sitting there showing these
amazing pieces of fucking art. Something that
he's passionate about. Yeah, and he loves it.
And he goes, now, this one here is the pride
of my collection. And he pulls out this watch
and he goes, yes, it's a blue face. I have a
lot of blue face. And it's still in plastic and
shit. He's never worn it. They've all still got
the little tags on them with the price. And he's
just like, it's like he's. Talking about a child.
And if you just look closer at these numbers,
you can see that they mirror a dial. This one
mirrors a speedometer. And as it gets to 12,
it flicks back to zero. Like a speedo in a car.
And it's like, fuck off. I'm coming. Oh, man.
I love when you find something that. I shouldn't
be watching it. It's the beauty of the internet,
man. Yes. And like pop culture. You find these
things that resonate with you and you're like,
I've got to go down this rabbit hole. Okay. I've
had this watch. I've had this watch for 17 years,
right? It's been broken for five. I watched that
and then took it straight down to get it fixed.
And I've had it on ever since. I'm like, I'm
Russell Crowe now. I'm not because he's rich,
talented. Fucking hot, dude. Have you seen the
other guys? Not the other guys. It's not the...
Nice guys. Fucking so good. And it's just Russell
Crowe and Ryan Gosling having a ball. Now, when
they were doing press, them pair became like
fucking best mates. And if you ask... Them separately
or together, what's a movie that you'd love to
make a sequel to? Both of them without question
say Nice Guys. I want to make sequels to Nice
Guys. I think I sent you this particular page
that I found that just tickles my funny bone.
Glory Hole Dogs. You may certainly did fucking
not, my friend. So I like. food content creators
or people that, like, make food. I like glory
hole content. Review food and shit. So it's this
fella. You never see his face. You never see
his face. You never do in a glory hole, you fuckwit.
People put their dicks in it. They're talking
about hot dogs. So it's very ASMR, very quiet,
but you hear, like, the background sounds of,
like, what might be a seedy fucking bar at the
back or something like that. And it's just like,
oh, yeah, okay. Got to get my mouth around this
dog. And they stick the hot dog in the hole.
He's like, oh, yeah. And he reviews the hot dog
and you never see his face, man. Something so
fucking funny about it. I'm going to show you
a video. Oh, I fucking don't want to. When you
said glory hole dogs. I instantly went to the
people who cut holes in their fences for their
dogs to look in and it's like the nose snout
coming out. Another thing I got stoned and watched
the other day, fish ding dong. I don't know what
that is. So there's a river and it's fish trying
to get upstream. Oh, the doorbell. There's a
camera next to this door and you just watch.
And if one comes up, you press a key and a fucking
door opens, man. The fucking euphoria you get
when you let a fish in is insane. My jaw is going
to have to work, though, for this. Forget about
it. and the rules you said there has to be a
dog my jaw is gonna have to work though for this
the dog inside and the relishes it's good it's
covered in mustard but This comes in the Epstein
Falls this this bride is so dry You're fucking
you're you're fucking band Picking movies and
content to share and rant and sundry, you are
so banned. What the fuck was that? Like I said,
it kind of meets that Venn diagram. No, no, no.
Fucking stop. No. Fucking time out. Not only,
I've got questions. One of them, how the fuck
did you find that? It was suggested. I bet it
was. By who? Fucking Lingy? No, my algorithm
suggested it. You're fucked. Probably. That's
fucking hilarious. But I don't think I could
watch that without getting uncomfortable. It's
like... That's stuff that does not need to be
seen. I know. But it's food content. It's like,
oh, man, I really love food content. Yeah, let's
get baked and this is the idea that comes out
of a bake session or when you're drunk, let's
do this and two people actually get together
and make this content. Is this what we're working
towards? Are you going to ring me up one night
and go, well, you can't have a fucking stone,
do you? And I'm going to go, dude, I'm an 8 .5
moving into a 9 .8. And you go, great, I've got
an idea. You're sitting down, I've drawn some
sketches. And I'm like, what in the fuck? I do
have ideas, but they're not as racy as that.
That's fucking brilliant. Let's do it now. The
worst part is if I was doing that, I'd have to
be fucking dialed. Like I'd have to be baked
off my dick and I'd be like. Mud -mouthing the
fuck out of it. Trying to do it without laughing.
That's the impressive part. He's good. Oh, my
God. He even gets the little goggles in there.
The ASMR fucking part of it is wild. It's so
uncalled for. Do you know what I want? I want
him on as a guest. I just want it to be a hole
and the mic's in the hole. And he's like, I saw
a mask. He's doing sick shit. Oh, man. Well,
he's fucking good on him. Yeah. Like, seriously,
that's great short -term content. Isn't it? Fuckin'
hilarious. I wish I came up with it. Exactly.
I saw it and went, why didn't I think of that?
I wonder, right? I wonder if we met him and go,
listen, dude, you're in America. If we had more
hot dog stands, we could be on. Yeah. Over there
you walk down fucking 58 Lexington and there's
like 75 little carts running around. I don't
know if 75 on Lexington is an actual address.
If you're going to go hot dogs, Chicago has the
best hot dogs. I'll get shot. They call it Chirac
for a reason, bro. I've been there, never heard
a gunshot. I love Chicago. I'd go back to Chicago.
It's one of the best. Because you're hanging
out in fucking toilets looking for glory holes,
you sick bitch. Speaking of. Anybody in here?
No. Fuck. Speaking about toilets in Chicago.
Here we go. It was the second day in the States
for the second time. We'd gone up to like the
main, not the CBD, but it was like the main shopping
district. Like all the fancy high -end stuff
and just around it's like all these fucking great.
You loved Chicago, didn't you? I did. I thought
it was great. The food that they have there is
different to the rest of America. Cool stuff
like deep pan pizza and fucking their Chicago
style hot dogs and just everything's slightly
different. They do it differently there. What's
the difference between a Chicago and a New York
hot dog? So Chicago hot dog has relish. It has
a quarter of a pickle, like quarter slice of
a pickle on it. Smaller, not as big as, so you
can fucking smash a few of them down. The relish,
the jalapeno, the fucking, you know, they're
fucking fantastic. And I would go back to this
one drink in a heartbeat to try their fucking,
and they do a fucking awesome frozen yogurt there
too. Anyway, some of the food. See, here's the
thing. I want to go to the States. Maybe we should
go. You and me could go for a fortnight. When
this gets big enough to send us over there and
we do food. We're going to come back so fat.
Man, every time I went there, I gained 10 kilos.
I'll purge. We'll be like a 16 -year -old before
prom. So we were there for a couple of days in
Chicago. I think it was the second day. We tried
the – have you ever seen the skit on SNL? They've
talked about it a couple of other places. It's
bugger, bugger, bugger. I think that's how it
goes. No chips, just fries. I don't know. There's
a whole skit. Anyway, we went to this place.
There's a goat as the fucking mascot, and they
did these smash burgers. Super fucking simple,
but sensational little dive bar. So Chicago has
two levels. It has the main level, and it has
an underground part. That's where they filmed
all the parts of Batman, the Dark Knight underground.
That's underneath. So at points you go into what
you think is a subway, Underground road, and
there's shops and stuff down there. So this place
is a little dive bar, underground, no windows.
It's playing fucking baseball on all the TVs.
It's got all this fucking memorabilia. Very cool
little spot. One of the best smash burgers I've
ever fucking had. So I had that early on in the
morning. Then we went to this hot dog place.
I forget the name of it. I'll put the names down.
I'll remember the names later. We'll look them
up. This hot dog joint, which had the frozen
yogurt. which was great. I had a little bit.
I can't have too much of that stuff. Why not?
Because I fucking shit through the eye of a needle.
I know what you're going to say. Had these hot
dogs. Hot dogs were sensational. And then we
finished off the day by going for a deep pan
pizza. And, like, we went to this place where
it was, like, big open pool hall type joint with
all these fucking booths and seats, and every
square inch was painted black. And then there
was markers and you write your name and messages
on every single fucking surface from the fucking
leather fucking booth to the walls to fucking
everything is just covered in writing. And just
really cool vibe. And we had this fucking deep
dish meat lovers pizza. Couldn't finish it. It
was sensational. Anyway, we're walking back to
the motel because we're going to watch. It was.
the last season of Game of Thrones. There was
an episode coming up. It wasn't the last episode
anyway. It was like the beginning of the last
season. So I was excited for it. And we're like,
it's like a half hour walk back to our motel
room. And I'm like, oh, blub, blub, blub, blub.
Guts are bubbling. I'm like, oh, fuck it. And
we're in this like swanky part of town. And there's
no cafes. There's no nothing. But you look down
the side streets and there'll be diners and whatnot.
I'm like, let's go, let's go. Walk, walk, walk.
We get to this one spot. I'm like, no, I can't
go any further. There's a diner there. I'm going
in. Walk in, nice young lady there. Like, am
I allowed to use the bathrooms here? Oh, not
unless you're a paying customer. Like, listen,
I've just had dinner. I really need to go. It's
a kind of emergency. Emergency situation. And
she's like, looks around. All right, go, go.
So I fucking tot on in there. Hang on a minute.
Is this going to turn into a magic glory hole
situation? No, no, no. I would not go to a glory
hole in that situation because I was busting.
So I get in this bathroom, two stalls, one trough.
Got to go into one stall and it is absolutely
fucking destroyed. There's underpants on the
ground. There's shit up the walls. I'm like,
well, that's horrifying. And I'm going to get
blamed for that. So I've had to go into the other
one after I waited for somebody to come out,
sort myself out. Just take a photo and go, wait,
that was not me. Had to get rid of my undies,
but they weren't in the bin. Yeah, touch cloth.
It was bad. Oh, nice! So sorted myself out, come
out clean. Not a big disaster. But I ducked.
I'm like, they'd be like, this fucking Aussie
fellow's coming in here. He's a big cunt and
he's just fucking destroyed this shit house.
He didn't even pay. You know the... You know
the worst part? The person that goes in there
and cleans it and they go, what the fuck? Fucking
day's not over, cunt. There's another pair of
undies in the bin. It's in the bin. It doesn't
matter. There's a plastic bag there. We'll throw
that out. It doesn't matter. It's fine. There's
only touch cloth. It's fine. Smashing. People
are there like, what the fuck? Are people shit
anymore? Crime scene. I left it in a respectable
state. People could shit after I shit. I'll shit
anyway. Have you seen the fucking clips where
there's people just walking down alleys and they
go. And just go. And then they'll pull their
pants back up and keep walking. I'm like, fuck,
I wish I could have that confidence. I can't.
I'll fucking wipe. I'll wipe until I bleed to
make sure it's clean. So two things come up when
you say that. One is that's going to itch when
it dries. I fucking love that saying. And the
other one was a TikTok the other day that I saw
that. It's going to sting when water hits it.
No. That's good too, though. It's like when you're
fucking straight jacking the shit out of it and
you're like, fucking hell, I've been doing this
a while. I haven't done this since I was like
15, guys. And then you're like, oh, shit. And
then you're like, ah, ah. You've torn your frenum
or something and you're like, ah. That's just
it. You're doing it weird. It's like. And the
other one was like, I'd like to thank whoever
invented the toilet paper that turned red when
your butt was clean. Amen to that, brother. No,
adult wipes. You can get wipes for your tushy.
Dude, I love shitting at your house. I love shitting
at your house. They are the best thing. It's
the tits. When you shit as much as I do, because
I've got Crohn's, if you didn't know, you need
wipes. Yeah, dude. Just give it a nice tap with
the paper. You don't want to give it a brace.
You give it a tap, get all the yucky bits off,
dispose of, get yourself a nice little wet wipe
and just dab. It's just self -care. It's self
-care, really. It's like the Kleenex hats, you
know, where they fucking wipe their nose with
the sandpaper. Yep. Imagine if you have a bad
day and you need to shit six times. Same thing
with your dut. Exactly right, mate. If someone
sits on their ass as much as I do, not because
I'm lazy, because it's my job, you need to take
care of your derriere. That's right. Try saying
that five times real fast. I won't. Take care
of your derriere. Yeah. But, yeah, dude, a wet
wipe just. on your fucking little freckle. Sweet.
Thank you, Kevin Smith, for putting me on to
that. Yeah, right. Okay. Give him a shout out.
He's a little podcast shout out. Dude, that's
like even if I'm at someone's house, I don't
shake. If I can get a bit of toilet paper and
dab it on my japs eye, and then I don't shake
because I don't want to make a mess. I don't
want anyone to go into that toilet after me,
see three sprinkles of urine on the floor and
go, this cunt can't talk. Why didn't he shake?
And then they're like, oh, hang on, his dick
might be too small, he might be able to shake
it. That's the logical thought. And I'm like,
where do we go from there? I can't go to that
house ever again. So little bits of toilet paper,
just one little square in the Jap's eye, dries
it out nice. I'd rather use the toilet paper
to wipe where there's a drip on the floor than
it would be. Didn't think that far ahead, Jeremy,
but well done. It's just, you know, it's like
give it a dab, chuck it in the toilet bowl, not
your dick, the square. You've got to give it
a shake, though. No, I don't. Like, no, because
like I said, dude, there's no way I'm leaving
any yellow on that toilet because if I do. What
about the toilet paper, man? What the fuck are
you talking about? What if I miss some? You dab
it. You're not getting everything out. I know
where the wee is. I'm a doodle. I can feel it.
I can't see it, but I can feel it. Yeah, but
what happens when you put Roger away? Do you
piss in your pants? Like you get a bit of fucking
wee? What would I do? I finished weeing. Man,
there's that many times I've been at work where
I fucking shake it like a lasso. I don't have
that problem. I go. It's like, this is how we
pee. And then I fucking pull it back in and then
I'm like straight down my leg. I'm like, what
the fuck? Mine don't touch my leg. So it just
sits in the front of the undies. I don't have
that problem, Jeremy. And that's when people
make fun of me. It's usually women. They go,
fuck, that's a tiny one. Fuck off, bitch. You
can't even grow one. Get out of here. This is
when Renton Sundry goes, by the way. No way.
This is what it was for. There's no structure
here. But no, have you ever rolled up toilet
paper and shoved it in your japs eye? No. I'd
be afraid I'd lose some. Me neither. I haven't
done it either. You know what was worse? When
I pierced me Prince Albert. You did it? Yeah.
Yourself? Yeah. I had to put a receiving tube
down McJaps eye, right? The receiving tube was
probably about as round as that pen. It hurt
more than the piercing did. But the receiving
tube has a little hole in the bottom. So you've
got to get the needle. It's a curved needle.
There you go. In your japs eye through the hole
at the bottom. And then you put your jewelry
on and then you pull the thing out. The piercing
comes out the eye of your cock? Yeah. Do you
sit down to piss when you do that? How does the
piss come out? That's become a girl. How does
the piss not go fucking everywhere? It does.
But that's why I only had it for a short amount
of time. I'm sorry, and thank you for staying
with us, guys, this long, if you have a doubt.
Give us a number two in the comments, guys, if
you love what the chat was about. Anyway, shut
up, Clint. Thanks for joining us, guys. What
was that? Bye. Bye. Have a great afternoon. We'll
see you next week. Love, peace, and chicken grease.
Bye.